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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show January 14th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So you know we have our YouTube page YouTube dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Slash the Oni Show. You can get to it there.
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  Speaker 2: Animated podcast on the animated podcast out there. We have
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  Speaker 2: a new one, my animated podcast. Did you post the
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  Speaker 2: link already there? Man?
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  Speaker 1: This is already yes, since up at dot com Slash
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  Speaker 1: the WHI Show right now, I'm looking at it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna play it for you.
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  Speaker 2: And then uh, and then Sammy has like a little
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  Speaker 2: kind of related follow up thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah and she uh, she.
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  Speaker 1: Was reminded about this with our around a bush or bear.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm intrigued.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, and then this animated podcast you best
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  Speaker 2: tell us all about it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's one of Greg's many, many stories about doing
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  Speaker 4: outdoor yard work, except.
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  Speaker 1: This time it doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't end up in him having sex in his yard.
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  Speaker 3: So it's with a twist. I was being all manly.
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  Speaker 3: I was taking care of this rock project I wanted
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  Speaker 3: to do. I was getting rid of wood chips and
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  Speaker 3: putting in rock. Take the truck, go to home to Pope,
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  Speaker 3: get the cart full of those rocks, and it's so
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  Speaker 3: heavy I can barely push it. I go to the
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  Speaker 3: register in the garden section, bringing up my rocks, about
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  Speaker 3: to go back to my truck, and as I'm putting
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  Speaker 3: my card back in my wallet, a june bug comes
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  Speaker 3: and goes right by my ear and hits me in
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  Speaker 3: the side of the head, right in front of the cashier.
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  Speaker 3: These two young girls, I went, they were laughing at
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  Speaker 3: me so hard. Give this manly man, So you want
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  Speaker 3: your receipt And I said no, yeah, my god.
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  Speaker 1: And the bug would have kilt you.
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  Speaker 3: It probably would have bitten me.
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  Speaker 1: One of the thing is we.
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  Speaker 2: Have these like little conversations on the air and then
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  Speaker 2: an animation team takes the audio and makes a little cartoon.
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  Speaker 1: Episode out of it. And we have a post for
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  Speaker 1: you right now. There are dozens and dozens and dozens
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  Speaker 1: of them that you could see. Right down are YouTube page.
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  Speaker 3: What do you showed?
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  Speaker 1: Animated podcast?
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  Speaker 2: Just go to the woodieshow dot com or our social media.
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  Speaker 2: We have ma all posted there and.
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  Speaker 3: This particular one the animator nailed it, like this is
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  Speaker 3: essentially a documentary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Sammy, so you got reminded about something hearing Morgan's
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  Speaker 2: busher Bear from the Reptile Convention. We're talking about all
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  Speaker 2: the other things they sell there, like millipedes and the
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  Speaker 2: giant cockroach that Morgan held. I mean it was a
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  Speaker 2: lobster's Seriously, it really was huge, like a giant prawn.
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  Speaker 2: Almost a lot of times Greg exaggerates it.
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  Speaker 3: Was like a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know that's Greg's thing. He's not exaggering this thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's the biggest cockroach.
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  Speaker 3: I've ever seen, the size of a hamster.
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  Speaker 4: I'd say, yea yeah, if you held it huge.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So when we were on break, you guys, I went
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  Speaker 5: into the kitchen just to get coffee where we get
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  Speaker 5: coffee every morning, and there was a cock rope instead
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  Speaker 5: right on the floor, right there, and it looked just
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  Speaker 5: like the one that we had.
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  Speaker 6: In this study.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's the actual one missing the one
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  Speaker 1: that miss kes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So I walked in and it was it was
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  Speaker 5: just right, there's a different one. That's a different one.
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  Speaker 6: We just have cockroaches. That's a full, like life sized
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  Speaker 6: alien from another planet.
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  Speaker 3: They're everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but building oh yeah, in the kitchen the other day,
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  Speaker 1: that's right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's one that we're getting made out with.
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  Speaker 1: Frenched it. How would they get up here?
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  Speaker 3: There's food in the walls.
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  Speaker 1: Why would they think there's food here even though we're
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  Speaker 1: fat pigs.
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  Speaker 3: Well, like you're outside.
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  Speaker 1: But many floors up right exactly, I can imagine the
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  Speaker 1: first floor. Then it has to be full of roaches.
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  Speaker 1: Probably there's roaches all the way up here.
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  Speaker 6: But betweens and commercial beings. They're in the.
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  Speaker 1: Walls right everywhere up grace background. Now there has to
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  Speaker 1: be a cluster of them somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't surprise me. I just I just assume that
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  Speaker 2: these things are kind of everywhere. My cockroaches absolutely.
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  Speaker 6: Right in the middle of the floor like that was.
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  Speaker 5: And I thought of Greg, because Greg is usually the
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  Speaker 5: first person at that coffee machine in the morning, so
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  Speaker 5: he would break It would have been Greg by himself walking.
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  Speaker 1: Up to that corg.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen a roach in that little kitchen area one time,
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  Speaker 3: and then SeaBASS found a roach in the bathroom way
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  Speaker 3: down the hall many many years ago, and to this day,
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  Speaker 3: I walked into that bathroom and I stand and scan
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  Speaker 3: the room first thinking about them. But speaking of roaches
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  Speaker 3: on high places. When I went to Australia, I was
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  Speaker 3: there Pie it was fantastic A thousand years ago. I
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  Speaker 3: stayed at the Penthouse suite of this hotel and look
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  Speaker 3: at me. Well, my friend my a great gory my
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  Speaker 3: friend one trip and we went. Yeah, and so we're
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  Speaker 3: at the Penthouse and I can't remember the floor, thirty
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  Speaker 3: ninth floor. Cockroach comes coming out of the ac events.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: So we called the front desk. They sent up a
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  Speaker 3: guy and he looked at it and he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: those are the ones that fly.
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  Speaker 2: So I just texted over they fly, Yeah, some of
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  Speaker 2: them do.
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  Speaker 1: And what did you do with it, Sammy?
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  Speaker 3: Did you pick it up? Like, take it outside on
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  Speaker 3: the tree?
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  Speaker 5: I left it there, and typically this is not my
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  Speaker 5: job person, but I saw that cockroach right there, and
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  Speaker 5: I just got my coffee and I left and I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 5: I'm cleaning this up.
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  Speaker 1: It's already dead.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, get you.
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  Speaker 1: She's the one that would pick it up and take
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  Speaker 1: it outside.
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  Speaker 6: If it was alive, I would have taken it outside.
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  Speaker 5: No, Sammy, Because there is also another saw, which is
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  Speaker 5: that I did want other people to see it so
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  Speaker 5: that they could let people know.
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  Speaker 1: That's good text.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of them coming in saying cockroaches are attracted
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  Speaker 2: to cardboard, So if you have a lot of cardboard
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  Speaker 2: boxes lying around.
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  Speaker 3: That could be a call priat.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody else said that roaches come through.
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  Speaker 2: Your vent pipes that are hooked up to your floor drains,
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  Speaker 2: so there's water in the pea trap. The roach is
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  Speaker 2: just you know, going right through the matter what floor
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  Speaker 2: you're on, ten floor, fifteen floor, doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Why do they like it? Doesn't? It doesn't surprise me
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  Speaker 1: because they can eat it cardboard. That's what it says.
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  Speaker 2: Why why do people have such a reaction to cockroaches?
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  Speaker 3: Like they don't bite, do they?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. They're associated with being dirty, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is.
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  Speaker 5: It implies a dirty area, dirty area is what's going
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  Speaker 5: to attract a cockroach.
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  Speaker 1: Also, they're so quick, they seem like they're just discussing.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a fear. A fear of bugs, isn't a
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  Speaker 3: fear of being bitten or stung. It's just creepy.
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  Speaker 1: Natural reaction, run up your leg to your bung hole.
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  Speaker 2: But people have exactly have a harsher reaction to cockroaches
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  Speaker 2: than other.
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  Speaker 1: Bugs, not Greg Greg gregs differ conro broken because they
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  Speaker 1: are so fast versus everything.
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  Speaker 4: Also, they're not cute like flies at least have interesting coloration.
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  Speaker 1: Grasshoppers are cute. I likesper I love you pray. Madisons
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  Speaker 1: are either they're intriguing, they're cool.
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  Speaker 6: They look like five French green beans.
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  Speaker 1: You don't like ros.
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  Speaker 3: Those are cute, lady manesters turned their heads, turn their heads.
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  Speaker 1: They look like I always thought when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 1: caterpillars were cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd pick them off like the tree trunks and
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  Speaker 2: you know, the hand, yeah, because they're you know, it
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  Speaker 2: was like holding a pipe cleaner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all fuzzy and stuff. Yeah, it was cool.
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  Speaker 2: And then we would catch grasshoppers because like the playground
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  Speaker 2: at our school, they were all over the place whatever,
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  Speaker 2: spring fall whenever that was probably sprank and we'd catch
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  Speaker 2: them and we hold them and you know, show our friends.
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  Speaker 2: But they would always poop in your hand.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I think that's they're like, they're like try
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  Speaker 6: to get away defense.
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  Speaker 1: Also them catch them.
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  Speaker 6: You didn't have a proper childhood if you didn't catch
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  Speaker 6: lightning bugs slash fireflies, which.
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  Speaker 1: A girl area.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Well, Greg, we could do this. We do a
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  Speaker 4: March Sadness bracket of Greg's saddest bug.
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  Speaker 3: What we already know. Number one would probably be roach. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but Sammy, at least that roach you found was isn't
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  Speaker 3: currently burning in house? Yes, and if it was alive,
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  Speaker 3: you would have brought it outside. That kind of angry
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  Speaker 3: let it.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I just have a hard time understanding fear
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  Speaker 2: of things that can't hurt you. Well, like I understand sneaks, sharks, alligators, bears.
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  Speaker 3: Like things that's not venomous that can't hurt you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 6: That's why you don't.
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  Speaker 7: That's why you don't understand the terror of the glory
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  Speaker 7: whole challenge. Because if something's touching me and I visibly
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  Speaker 7: start like having a seizure.
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  Speaker 6: But but it can't hurt you.
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  Speaker 1: But but it's so horrible gross. If it can't hurt you,
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  Speaker 1: it's mental.
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  Speaker 6: You just gotta push forward.
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  Speaker 3: Understand you who won't eat stuff because you think it has.
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  Speaker 1: Fur on it, because that to me and you taste
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  Speaker 1: and gross or eat you know, hair and hair.
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  Speaker 3: And but it's not right.
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  Speaker 1: I understand horse to your high furry horse.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just trying to understand the view, Like I'm
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  Speaker 2: just trying to have an understanding.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you see something like, oh, it's a little
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  Speaker 1: cute you know, bunny rabbit.
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  Speaker 2: Then nobody's afraid of a bunny rab right, So damn
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  Speaker 2: you something that's a fraction of its size that you're
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  Speaker 2: like you're jumping on table.
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  Speaker 6: Kill or its context.
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  Speaker 7: If you see a if I saw a mouse run
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  Speaker 7: through this this building, I would get on a chair
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  Speaker 7: and start freaking out. But if somebody had a pet mouse,
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  Speaker 7: they want to be a hold that.
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  Speaker 2: I would even that, Like that can bite you. You
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  Speaker 2: can get from right, you can have something, yeah that
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  Speaker 2: committee get that. Scorpions get that. Yeah, scorpions can.
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  Speaker 7: Hurt you, like a garden snake or whatever. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 7: used to have garters.
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  Speaker 3: It goes back to.
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  Speaker 1: My initial thing. Like with the mouse and with the roach,
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  Speaker 1: it's just speed that you don't have overall control of
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  Speaker 1: the situation where it feels like even though it won't
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  Speaker 1: hurt you, they're just so quick that you can't handle
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  Speaker 1: the situation, and that that causes the fear.
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  Speaker 6: That's part of it.
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  Speaker 1: I think just some people are scared of things and
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  Speaker 1: are they're just big giant pusses. Again, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to that.
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  Speaker 2: I've known Greg for you know, decades now, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: just I'm just trying to I'm trying to figure out
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  Speaker 2: in general, why people freak out more about certain things
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  Speaker 2: and other things that could, you know, be more dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: I think Greg has shared this, but you know, I've
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  Speaker 1: known Greg just as long. I feel that it has
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  Speaker 1: ramped up. Oh, I think fear.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely, Yeah, definitely, like it's worse and worse. Ladybug landed
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  Speaker 3: on my hand. I would probably have to take a shower.
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  Speaker 1: But what we initially met, you what I feel it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't that bad.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe not afraid of more things through the years.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: Eight seven, seven forty four Wooding. You can text us
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  Speaker 2: if you like. Over to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: A Woody show. All systems are going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is time for the first time in the
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  Speaker 2: new year to talk to two of MENACE's oldest friends.
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  Speaker 2: He goes way back with both of these gentlemen who
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  Speaker 2: we've had on the show on a regular basis, and
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  Speaker 2: we have them all together for a round the Woodies
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  Speaker 2: show Crossfire.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to talk to Hammer and Hank and half Jake.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say hi to.
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  Speaker 1: Hammerred Hank. Let me get them on the line here,
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  Speaker 1: hammered Hank.
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  Speaker 2: Heik uh oh sounds like the line sounds like the
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  Speaker 2: phone's kind of weird.
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  Speaker 1: Hank, can you hear us? Oh, there is everybody happy here.
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  Speaker 1: Happy to your Hank buddy, and.
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  Speaker 2: Also please welcome to the show. Uh, he is our friend,
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  Speaker 2: half baked.
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  Speaker 3: Happy, you're half baked? Yeah, you're there?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, ma friend, Oh there he is half baked.
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  Speaker 2: And hammerd Hank, what do you show? Crossfire? How you
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  Speaker 2: boys doing? How are the holidays really?
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  Speaker 8: Seven? Rocket shorts? Oh, Houston Rocket?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you got shorts? I think yeah he did? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Houston Rocket shorts. Now how many shorts and
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: jerseys do you have? I forget?
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  Speaker 2: Three Hundred's crazy?
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  Speaker 3: All right, I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Wearing a great Maddics right now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, yeah, legendary pitcher okay, the Chicago for
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  Speaker 2: the Wall both he did play for the Cup and
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  Speaker 2: then the Braves. Yeah, and then Hammer and Hank. I
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  Speaker 2: understand that you got yourself a new laptop. Well, we
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: talked to you the last time, the last time we
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  Speaker 2: talked before the holidays. You're saying how you had to
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  Speaker 2: get a new laptop because yours had crapped out. All right,
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  Speaker 2: and uh and Mena stepped up and essentially brand new laptop.
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  Speaker 2: How's that working out?
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  Speaker 9: They get big shot out to everyone at the Woody Show,
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  Speaker 9: for give me a new laptop?
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  Speaker 3: Was that was?
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  Speaker 2: That was?
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  Speaker 1: That was all Menace.
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  Speaker 2: I wish, you know, I wish we could say that
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: we we all had something to do with that, but
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: that was that was MENACE's own doing. But I'm glad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad it worked out. And you have the podcast
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  Speaker 2: going on that seems to be going well. It's the
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: it's the tell us about the podcast, I'll do you
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  Speaker 2: say it.
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  Speaker 9: It is the Hammer and Hank show What's My Buddy
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  Speaker 9: Ryan Hoppy, which is available weekly on Spotify, iHeart Radio
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  Speaker 9: or wherever you get your podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, right, okay, you know what Hank should be. He
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  Speaker 4: should literally be like an announcer for prices.
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  Speaker 1: Right, it's like a late night late Yeah, I would.
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  Speaker 3: Watch the announcer for Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 1: He could do that.
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  Speaker 2: Well. I have a question for both of you, guys
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  Speaker 2: and half baits. We'll start with you on this one.
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  Speaker 2: Because it is the new year. Do you have any
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  Speaker 2: kind of New year resolution or some people don't like
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  Speaker 2: call the New year's resolution like a goal. Do you
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  Speaker 2: have any goals?
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  Speaker 1: For the new year.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, to spend a little less and make a little more.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, so just kind of get the finances in line.
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  Speaker 3: That's smart.
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  Speaker 1: Spend less, save more, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So do you have any kind of particular strategy in mind,
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  Speaker 2: Like have you looked at your budget and figured.
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  Speaker 8: Out, I'm only getting twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta get a little.
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  Speaker 3: Part time job, so you need to get in for it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god for it every day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then how have you not decided to maybe work
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  Speaker 2: at one of these places you have like such an affection,
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  Speaker 2: like a like a Texas Roadhouse or some or Hooters?
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  Speaker 2: Like why have you never applied to work there?
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  Speaker 8: Leaders are closed down.
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  Speaker 1: Us here, So Texas Roadhouse?
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  Speaker 3: That job is too hard, it is?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he stress he worked there? You already did work there?
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  Speaker 1: You did?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What did you do there?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: Four for eight months.
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  Speaker 1: And a chopped off man and he loves that place.
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  Speaker 1: I could see that.
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  Speaker 4: I worked in a similar restaurant in high school. It's
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  Speaker 4: just it's a lot of walk and you're always moving.
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  Speaker 4: Like what job did you have in the restaurant? Were
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  Speaker 4: you in the kitchen or were you.
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  Speaker 8: A bolster and a Dishwasser and it was a torture chamber,
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  Speaker 8: but non stop.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So his goal for hap BIG's goal for twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: six is to spend less.
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  Speaker 1: And earn more. That's a good got a little what.
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  Speaker 2: About you Hammer and Hank any goals for twenty twenty six?
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  Speaker 2: And he read New Yorks Resolutions.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, to be an even nicer person. Had just seen
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  Speaker 9: the national anthem at the Central Giants game this year.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I did see.
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  Speaker 2: I did see a video that you posted on social
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  Speaker 2: media where you you even you even gave a little
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: sample of you singing and talked about how you sang
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: the anthem at the Modesto Nuts game. And he's he's
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: putting it out there. I mean they say, like, you
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: don't know unless you ask. So he's putting it out
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: there that he wants to sing the national anthem at
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: the San Jose Giants game at some point in this
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: upcoming season.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Which is the minor league for the Giants.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and and to be a nicer person, like how
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: could you be a nicer persons? Like where do you
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: where do you think you're lacking? I think you're I
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: think you're very nice now. But like how do you
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: think you could be a nicer person.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: To interact with people, to interact with people more.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let them see how nice you are.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Oskay, we do have we do, we do have some
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: ideas for that, fellas.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: And in fact, there's a one opportunity I'm thinking about
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: off the top of my head, and I'm gonna ask
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: both of you about this. But you know, we're trying
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: to get dates for dumb Ass Tyler and for Menji
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: who work here in the Woody Show, because they're both
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: single and I want to meet some ladies. Hang can happicked?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Are you are you interested in uh in meeting ladies
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: and getting dates?
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: Well?
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Are you getting Oh yeah, yeah, he wants some latinas.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what Hank wants all because we're we're
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: thinking about putting together an event like just to kind
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: of like a little meet up, and we're gonna encourage
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: some some single ladies to come on out and to
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: meet people like Dumbass Tyler and Menji and if and
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: if you guys would would like to come, once we
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: get all the details and everything kind of sorted out,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: we would like to invite you guys as our personal
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: guest we'd bring you in, uh to to be a
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: part of that event.
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: Whopper, all.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Right, all right, because I know that.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Look, I know there's a lot of people who would
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: be really interested to meet to meet both of you, Hank,
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: can we count you in for that as well?
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: Or what interesting.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: That's not committal? You say it's interesting. Is that something
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: that you would be uh you would be interested in attending?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, DJ promoting.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: All right, Well let's uh, let's let's ask you guys
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: about some questions. What do you show crossfire getting these
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: guys depending on different things that are that are happening
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: out there are different things that you're seeing maybe in
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: the news. And one of the things that that we
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: have seen here just over the past week is the
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: news about the new autism Barbie, the new autism Barbie. Now,
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I'm all, man, so I don't buy junk like, well,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I don't buy him.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know it's a treasure, Okay, I don't.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I don't buy those either. I don't collect him. I
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: know the medics went to that Barbie convention, Yeah, the
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: interview people about their Barbies. Yeah, but so what do
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: you think it's a do you think it's a good idea.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: They do all these things for diversity and inclusivity. H
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: do you think that's important?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: All you want?
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: When that that movie Barbie came out, I thought it
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: was a joke. But it made a cut trillion dollars.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it made a lot of money.
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: Do you think the sale was in theaters for like
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: four to six months?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was in theaters for a long time.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: But do you think we did eight hundred times better
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: than I thought it was?
• 19:17
  Speaker 10: Not?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Sure? Did? Yeah?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Well no, no, because you're because you're a straight man,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: you're all man. You didn't you didn't watch that. But
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: do you think it's a good idea to have these
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: like diversity inclusivity type barbies that they or do you
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: think I.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: Guess if it sells and makes mytel more money, it
• 19:37
  Speaker 8: was worth it for my tail.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: True, clnical, but true.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Let me ask Hammerhank the same question. How do you
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: feel about them releasing these types of these barbies? Do
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: you think it's a good idea or do you think
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: it's just kind of pandering and just political correct.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I think it's just okay, it's just okay, yeah, all.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Right, just okay. Now, which one of all the maybe
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: to be diverse and inclusive. Which one do you think
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: they're missed? At this point, we need we have a.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Different syndrome, one a vidal lego, a blind one.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Which kind of Barbie do you think they're missing, Hank
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: the Marble man?
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: Because I cut a baseball programs and I see pictures
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: of Marboro Man on the back of the old old
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: school baseball programs.
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: Okay, so you want to Marlboro man, Barbie smoking Barbie.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: We got a Marborough man could be his girlfriend?
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: What if what if? Okay, this is what he'd be?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Even more inclusive? What if Barbie is identifying as a
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: man and is in the Marlborough Man. Get up, you've
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: hit Peter Horse.
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: Saying the song Black Coaster.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Well come take Can I go back real quick about
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: the autism Barbie, because Hank, you do a bunch of
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: autism p s. As I thought you would be all
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: about this. Okay, that's true, that's correct.
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, I rather continue in autism.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Brought more so than like autism autism Barbie happy, Let
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: me ask you the question, uh, which if they were
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: gonna if they needed another idea, like what what what
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: do you think they're missing so far with their diversity
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: and inclusion. Barbie project, I don't want nothing to do
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: with this, that's what that.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, So he doesn't want to Yeah, there we go.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: The other the other story that we wanted to bring up,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: that was in the news. I'm sure you saw, now
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: you guys. Have you guys both watched Home Alone?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you know the Wet bandits Joe Pesci and
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Daniel Stern Annuel Stern. Yeah, he did, and he got
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: busted for picking up a prostitute. What are your thoughts
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: on this whole subject? We we've talked about prostitution, legal
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: not egal. I mean, what do you think in general?
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: I think it's bad, but there's worse stuff in the world.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: And do you think it should be legal?
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: No, but there's worse.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: But why why not? Like, why why shouldn't it be legal?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Greg's argument is that it's too consenting adults. If it's
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: too consenting adults, they both.
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: Should be legal if they're both eighteen, right.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Of course, yeah, of course. Nothing you know, no pimps,
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: nothing bad going on behind the scenes. They both agree
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: to it. They set their price, it's a transaction. All right.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: You say it's bad, but what do you think the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: punishment should be?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Then? Fine, just fine, like sixty nine dollars.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: One hundred and sixty.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Hank, what are your thoughts when it comes to prostitution?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Is this something that you think should be legal or illegal?
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: I agree with half bake one billion.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: One billion percent. All right, Well he kind of went
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: back and forth. He said he said he didn't think
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: it should be legal.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Then he said, oh, maybe it should be legal. Uh yeah,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: are you voting legal or illegal? Probably illegal? Illegal because
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: they did.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, right, But I'm saying, like, if you if you
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: had a choice, uh, you know, to make it illegal,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: because isn't it? Would this be something that you would
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: be interested in, Like, let's say it was completely legal,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: you couldn't get in trouble. Would you ever would you
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: ever be open to hiring somebody for that kind of service?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Never?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Never, really, man, not even for like a like a
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: little hand party or anything like that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Nothing, No, all right, that'd be money, all right, half.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Big same question for you, would you ever would you
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: ever be open to, like if you wouldn't get in
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: trouble it was totally legal, like if you watch like
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: the say.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Like the Bunny Rams or something. Yeah, I've done stuff
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: You have no but I go to like bars and
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: that are like that.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Where they for like what services on the side. Yeah,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: this is this is kind of like a like little
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: massage places kind of thing or a bar spots.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay kind of spots.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: That's all right, who cares?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I see, yeah, no big deal.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Let's get into something else that I know. Half Baked
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: has a lot of opinions on him. That would be sports.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Of course, we're in the postseason here for the NFL.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Now it's down to the divisional round.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Now that we know the teams that are left half
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: baked at this point, who's going to the super Bowl?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: What two teams and are gonna win the Super Bowl?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: At LEVI Okay, the the.
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: Hawk and the Lambs are going down all right? Now?
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: What about Rams? No?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I got it, that is incorrect. You know, I'm a
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: hardcore Steeler fan. Yeah, Greg is a hardcore Niners fan.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Uh jinas know the first thing about a football Patriots
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: fan over there with with Sammy and then Tennessee Titans
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: for seedback, we're kind of all over the place.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I'm having visions of.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: You are like nineteen ninety nine eighty George.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, Eddie, George.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you, I think, are you just being
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: a homer for the Niners or is that your true opinion?
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: That's my true team?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: So if they're going to win the Super Bowl representing
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: the NFC, who do you think for the AFC will
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: be in the Super Bowl with them?
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: Probably Denver? I would think.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Danta is solid. That's a solid pick, so Denver and
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: then the Niners in the Super Bowl. That is half
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: bakes pick. Let's go to Hammer and Hank, Cameron, Hank,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: look into your crystal ball and tell me who's going
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: to the Super Bowl, what two teams and which team
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: will win?
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: Unfortunately, my Chiefs did even make the playoffs to share.
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: I think he's gonna be the Broncos and the Bears,
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: with the Bears winning.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: All right, Broncos and the Bears. What's your favorite? Spores
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: winning baseball?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Clearly just baseball.
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: Definitely baseball.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's all he talks about, is baseball.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Well, because he does the singing.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, But I mean he seems to really,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: you know, all things baseball. He talks about the programs,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: and yeah, just in this conversation alone.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: And it's interesting though, Hank, that aren't you a big
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: as fan and you want to go sing out the
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Giants game?
• 26:30
  Speaker 9: I need to be them by nine anymore because that
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: prick draw Pictures is moving them to Vegas.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, if he's not a fan of that, I didn't
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: know that, Hank.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I'm pulling for you. I hope you get to sing
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: the national anthem. We'll obviously keep keep tabs on everything that's.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Going on there.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Enjoy the new laptop. Make sure everybody checks out the podcast.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: What's the name of the podcast again, Hank the.
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: Hammer and Hankshove Ryan Hoppy. W's just available every week
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: on Spotify, on our radio or wherever you get your
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: podcast and call me on Instagram at d J Hay.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: All right, Hey, hey, let me ask you a question.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I've been I've been meaning to ask you this. I've
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: noticed on the the advertisements for your podcast that I
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: see on social media that Ryan Hoppy, your co host,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: has like a big blue something over his face.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: What what's that all about?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't know because I for at first I even
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: asked Menace about it. He wasn't He couldn't tell me
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: that the real answer there, but he didn't know what
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: was going on. But like I thought you had maybe
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: a falling out and that was your way of like,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: you know, people cut people's faces out of little pictures.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I thought you.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I thought you and Ryan maybe have like a falling out,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: and you were just kind of, you know, marking over
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: his face.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, all right, well, I'm glad we got that
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and clear it up. Cool, I've been dying to get
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: that good. Yeah, and uh.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: And half baked. Keep us updated. What kind of part
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: time jobs are you looking at? That? He said, you
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: want to add to you more money, spend less money,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: but make more money. Maybe add to uh a little
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: second job into the mix of what kind of job
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: you're looking at?
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: Stalker? Is it not like stalking people stocking?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, your absolute dream job would be working at
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: the movie theater. That was your favorite job ever.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I've been fired four times from from this way,
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: from the wait, from the same movie theater.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: You got fired four times from the same theater from
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: four different He's.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Got to be out of theater.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're running out.
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: And threatening the old fall from the B Street Theater
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: and I'm span from T Street and role.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: All right about all the details, that's not good. Well,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: hey both of you fellas well.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: We'll keep you updated on how this like this party
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: let's get together that we're thinking about.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: We're thinking hopefully in February at.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Some point, but as soon as we get the date
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: and uh all the details and stuff, we'll reach out
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: to both of you guys and hope to see you
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: there for our little singles like what is show meet
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: market like where you can meet like M E E T.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, that's kind of like what we're thinking. We'll
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: let you know we have all the dates together and
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: look forward to seeing you guys. Hammered, Hanking half piked, everybody.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Thanks, guys, are okay all right?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Piece?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Hank half back, thank you, and we'll talk
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: to you soon.
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: Buddy, there he.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Is back to Costco.
• 29:35
  Speaker 11: Jeez, you had some sort of for yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 29:46
  Speaker 11: we're gonna take a quick break more what his show
• 29:49
  Speaker 11: is next?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Hang on the show back in the mid