Latest / Adventures: Bible Truths in Action / Easy Way? or Hard Way?
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- 0:04Is there a corny dog here? Here.
- 0:08So you're looking for a job. Yes, Sir, Mr. Big, I'm a hard
- 0:12worker. Just give me a chance.
- 0:14I need this job. OK, you're hired.
- 0:17See that stack of boxes over there?
- 0:19I need you to put them in the. Warehouse, I can shine your
- 0:21shoes. Would you like your shoes
- 0:23shined? No, that won't be necessary.
- 0:26Just move the boxes corny. Your shirts a little wrinkled,
- 0:29Sir. I can iron it for you.
- 0:31Would you like your shirt ironed?
- 0:32Thank you, Corny. That's nice of you to point out,
- 0:34but really I just want you to move those boxes.
- 0:37I can vacuum the whole office. Would you like the office
- 0:40vacuumed? No, I don't want you to vacuum
- 0:43the office. That's someone else's job.
- 0:45I want you to obey by doing the job that I have assigned to you.
- 0:49To obey is better than sacrifice.
- 0:52First Samuel, 1520. 2 To obey is better than sacrifice.
- 0:57Yes, that means it's better to do what I want you to do since
- 1:01I'm the boss, instead of doing what you want to do for me.
- 1:05Is that clear? Yes, Sir, Mr. Vig.
- 1:07Listen, corny, Our thoughts affect our choices, and our
- 1:10choices affect our actions. So instead of thinking about all
- 1:14the things you want to do for me, I want you to think about
- 1:17what I asked you to do. OK, I got it, Mr. Big.
- 1:22Mr. Big, what did you ask me to do again?
- 1:25Move those boxes into the warehouse.
- 1:27Right. Can I go to the bathroom first?
- 1:31Of course, it's down the hall to the left.
- 1:34Thank you. I'll move the boxes as soon as
- 1:36I'm finished, Mr. Big. Courtney.
- 1:43I'm here. I see you still haven't moved to
- 1:45those boxes. I was going to but I went to the
- 1:48bathroom and the faucet was leaking so I fixed it you.
- 1:52Fixed the leaky faucet. Well, not exactly I tried.
- 1:57You should call a plumber quick. What did you do?
- 2:01I mowed the lawn. Wait.
- 2:03What, you mowed the lawn. Yes, Sir.
- 2:06We contract with the lawn service Lawns R Us to do all of
- 2:09our yard work. That means I'm going to pay them
- 2:11this week for doing nothing because you did their work for
- 2:15them. What did you use to mow the
- 2:17lawn? Scissors.
- 2:19That's all I could find. To obey is better than
- 2:22sacrifice. First Samuel 1522.
- 2:26Do you remember that, Corny? Yes, Sir.
- 2:28It was a big sacrifice for you to mow the office lawn with a
- 2:31pair of scissors. I'm impressed that you're done
- 2:34so soon, actually. But I don't want to sacrifice.
- 2:37I want you to obey me. I want those boxes moved into
- 2:41the. Warehouse.
- 2:42Is that clear? Yes, Sir, Mr. Vig.
- 2:45Mr. Vig, please report to the men's restroom.
- 2:49There's water. Flooding from under the door.
- 2:52Uh oh. Our thoughts affect our choices,
- 2:54and our choices affect our actions.
- 2:57Just so you know, right now I'm thinking about firing you.
- 2:59I'm not doing it yet, but I am thinking about it.
- 3:02Why don't you take a coffee break and think about what I've
- 3:04just said, Corny. I'm right here, Mr. Vig.
- 3:13Corny, you're all wet. You haven't been fixing any more
- 3:16leaks, have you? No, Sir.
- 3:18Mr. Vig, you didn't tell me to fix any leaks, Sir.
- 3:21So. Why are you all wet?
- 3:23I felt real bad about the bathroom faucet, so I wanted to
- 3:26do something nice for you. The nicest thing you could have
- 3:29done for me would be to move those boxes into the warehouse,
- 3:33but that would have been obeying, and you don't seem to
- 3:35be very good at that. So what nice thing did you do
- 3:39for me now, Corny? I washed your car.
- 3:42Corny, this is not a car wash, it's an office.
- 3:45We don't even have cleaning supplies here to wash cars.
- 3:48What did you use to wash my car? Hot coffee.
- 3:51You used coffee to wash my white car.
- 3:54It looked white until I washed all the dirt off.
- 3:58Your car is brown, Sir, isn't it you?
- 4:00Didn't wash my car corny. You stained it brown with the
- 4:05coffee Courtney. I'm going to have to fire you.
- 4:08Fire me? You mean I don't have a job here
- 4:11anymore? Why?
- 4:13You're asking me why you nearly flooded this office trying to
- 4:17fix a leaky faucet. I'm paying for yard work that no
- 4:20longer needs to be done, The paint job on my car is ruined,
- 4:23and to top it all off, you still haven't moved those boxes that I
- 4:27asked you to move first thing this morning.
- 4:30I hope you've learned a lesson. I have.
- 4:32I'll never use a computer to hit a leaky faucet again.
- 4:35So you're the one who broke my computer?
- 4:38You noticed? You know, if you had just done
- 4:40what you were told in the 1st place, none of this would have
- 4:42happened. To obey is better than
- 4:45sacrifice. First Samuel, 1522.
- 4:48Now, do you understand? I got it.
- 4:51I'm going to go move those boxes right now.
- 4:53It's too late now, Corny. Get out.
- 4:55You're fired. Who could paint your office?
- 4:58Would you like your office painted?
- 5:00Out. Mr. Big our thoughts affect our
- 5:04choices, and our choices affect our actions, right?
- 5:07So you. Were listening to something I
- 5:09said. Could you think about giving me
- 5:11another chance? Out Why don't people do what
- 5:16they're told the first time? What's with a?
- 5:27Hard hat protection. Protection from what?
- 5:32Correction, I've been making a lot of mistakes lately and
- 5:35frankly I'm getting a little tired of hearing about it.
- 5:39Look pal, God wants His children to receive correction when they
- 5:43are wrong. We all make mistakes, but if we
- 5:47don't learn from them then we'll keep making the same old
- 5:50mistakes over and over. That's what you think?
- 5:54I hate correction. I wouldn't go that way if I were
- 6:00you. You're not me.
- 6:11He who hates correction is. Stupid.
- 6:16Proverbs 12/1. It's not fair.
- 6:25I didn't do anything wrong. Mobster's in a bad mood.
- 6:28Olivia, what are you so upset about?
- 6:32I wanted to go outside and play. But you're supposed to finish
- 6:36your homework first. I did finish it, Amy.
- 6:40Mom still won't let me go outside.
- 6:42But you did your homework all wrong.
- 6:45You didn't read the directions because you were in a hurry to
- 6:49go play. Mom is so mean.
- 6:53She's not trying to be mean, she's trying to help you.
- 6:57I. Hate it when she corrects my
- 6:59homework. You'd get an F if she didn't
- 7:03check it. She wants you to get an.
- 7:05A I'd rather just get an F. God wants his children to
- 7:10receive correction when they are wrong.
- 7:13Haven't you ever heard of Proverbs 12/1?
- 7:17He who hates correction is stupid.
- 7:22Did you just call me stupid? I'm.
- 7:26Telling no I wasn't calling you stupid, I would never do.
- 7:33That I'm just. Trying to help Olivia.
- 7:37Olivia, what is up? Hey I noticed the hard hat is
- 7:48missing, did you change your mind?
- 7:51Yeah, I decided to quit being so hard headed.
- 7:56Correction is good for you. It keeps you on the right path
- 8:01in life. Speaking of the right path, how
- 8:04did you survive that fall earlier?
- 8:06Well, that's what woke me up. I was really stupid.
- 8:12I was reminded of Proverbs 12/1 when you did that.
- 8:16Who hates correction is stupid. Well, I'm not stupid.
- 8:23Anymore. No, I'd say you've wised up.
- 8:27God wants his children to receive correction when they are
- 8:30wrong. Keep it up and you'll get to be
- 8:33as wise as me someday. As wise as you.
- 8:38Just kidding. I'll be going now.
- 8:42Wrong way. I forgot about that, thanks for
- 8:46correcting me. Smart.
- 8:50Very smart. Your Highness.
- 8:59What's the matter, soldier? Sitting up high on wall fell.
- 9:06Splat. Calm down soldier.
- 9:10Get a hold of yourself, man. Now take a deep breath.
- 9:15Now tell me, nice and slow, what's the matter?
- 9:19It's Mr. Dumpty. Mr. Dumpty who?
- 9:23Humpty Dumpty, you know, the big egg.
- 9:25What about him? He was sitting on the.
- 9:27Wall again. Oh Humpty, how many times have I
- 9:31told you to stay off the wall? Did you put that sign up like I
- 9:36told you? The one that says no selling
- 9:38seashells by the seashore. I meant the one that said no
- 9:42sitting on the wall. Yes, yes, both signs have been
- 9:45up for over a month. By the way, that girl is still
- 9:48selling seashells by the seashore, but that's another
- 9:51story. Mr. Dumpty fell.
- 9:55Oh dear. There's yellow goop everywhere.
- 9:58It's a mess. I tried to put Mr. Humpty back
- 10:01together. I gave up.
- 10:03I left my horse there. He said he'd keep trying.
- 10:06Smart horse, God's plan for Humpty's life shattered to
- 10:11pieces. How could this happen?
- 10:14Like this? Help me.
- 10:17I'm falling. Yeah.
- 10:20This shouldn't be happening, not in my Kingdom.
- 10:23What was Humpty doing before he fell?
- 10:25Just sitting there. Was he praying?
- 10:27Are you kidding? Mr. Dumpty wouldn't pray if his
- 10:30life. Depended on it.
- 10:31Uh huh, there's the problem. Where's the problem?
- 10:35First, he shouldn't have been on the wall.
- 10:37If only done what the sign said it was right there.
- 10:42Secondly, he didn't pray. God's angels can't do their job
- 10:46unless we pray. Psalm 1/03/20 says the angels
- 10:50listen intently to the voice of God's Word to do it.
- 10:54So when we pray according to God's Word, the angels go to
- 10:58work helping us carry out God's plan for our lives.
- 11:02And I know sitting on that wall doing nothing was not God's plan
- 11:07for Humpty's life. Face it, there's nothing you or
- 11:10I or your horse can do. Don't cry.
- 11:17I know you did all you could. Let me write it all down in the
- 11:21journal real quick. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
- 11:26Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses and all
- 11:32the King's men. It was just me, Sir, and my
- 11:35horse. You're the only man and horse I
- 11:38have. Oh, that's true.
- 11:40Couldn't put Humpty together again.
- 11:44So now what do we do? I haven't had any breakfast.
- 11:48I have my mind set on a super sized omelet.
- 11:52That's a good idea. Hey, on the way we could stop by
- 11:56the seashore and tell that girl to go sell a seashell somewhere
- 11:59else. Good afternoon, Sir.
- 12:15What can I get for you today? I think I'll have today's
- 12:19special. Fresh tuna sandwich an excellent
- 12:24choice coming right up. Fresh tuna sandwich on the
- 12:28double and to drink. A glass of water please.
- 12:34That will be all. A glass of water.
- 12:38I will be right back with your order, Sir.
- 12:48There you go Sir, our special for today and a glass of water.
- 12:54Will there be anything else? Waiter, what is this?
- 12:59Fresh tuna sandwich like you ordered, Sir.
- 13:02This is not what I wanted. But it is what you ordered, Sir.
- 13:08It's a fish. A tuna fish fresh in a bun.
- 13:14I can't eat this. Could you please take this back
- 13:18and give me a tuna salad sandwich?
- 13:21Correction makes that a tuna salad sandwich.
- 13:29I apologize for the mistake, we will correct it right away.
- 13:37Who did the Smooshi? He wants tuna salad.
- 13:41Verdi Verdi put in the pubracoot.
- 13:44Just correct it. No fixing.
- 13:47No fixing in the smooshi. Here is your tuna salad sandwich
- 13:54just like you ordered, Sir. This is not a tuna salad
- 13:59sandwich. But Sir, you will notice the
- 14:02piece of lettuce on the fish, hence tuna salad.
- 14:08No, I cannot eat this. Do you have canned tuna?
- 14:13Everyone we serve prefers the fresh tuna over the canned tuna,
- 14:19Sir. Could you please take this back
- 14:22and bring me a canned tuna sandwich?
- 14:25Oh yes Sir, we will correct your order.
- 14:29Our goal is to get your order right just the way you like it.
- 14:36Correction, Make it a canned tuna sandwich.
- 14:45Who did this mushy? He wants canned tuna.
- 14:49He obviously does not like the fresh tuna so correct it.
- 14:54Please. No, no, no, no.
- 14:57Fidget is mushy. God wants his children to
- 15:02receive correction when they are wrong.
- 15:09In this business, the customer is always right.
- 15:14We don't get any money until we give him what he wants.
- 15:19Proverbs 12/1 says he who hates correction is stupid.
- 15:28Now wise up and quit getting angry and arguing or we are
- 15:34going to go broke. Make the correction please.
- 15:38Fern, Verdi. Verdi.
- 15:40Butt. Stick them in the Bush.
- 15:43Dumby, dumby. Here you are Sir, just like you
- 15:49ordered. What is this supposed to be?
- 15:53That is a Canjuna sandwich like you ordered, Sir, with a piece
- 15:59of lettuce. Do you not want it?
- 16:03I cannot eat this can. But that is what you ordered.
- 16:09But it's still in the can. That is why it is called can
- 16:14tuna. Haven't you ever heard of
- 16:16opening the can and taking the tuna out?
- 16:21We usually only serve fresh tuna.
- 16:24You know what, forget it, I'll go somewhere else to eat.
- 16:35Correction. Wait.
- 16:42Before you go, do you know anything about opening cans?
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