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Salmon Sperm Injections | Best of The Treehouse 12.26.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Trey.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're still feeling in your feels a little
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: bit right now. But there's some there's a bone that
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Raj has to pick with you. Ro go ahead.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: What what were the what was the name of the
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  Speaker 2: movies that Ojason spons in?
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  Speaker 3: Naked gun? What's okay? See that's not that's not a word. Uh,
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: you don't mean naked gun? Do you? Naked gun?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's closer. How's that word spelled? When you saw
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: it spelled?
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  Speaker 2: When you saw it spelled out for the first time,
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  Speaker 2: the word naked with an A. You went that A
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  Speaker 2: isn't the wrong place.
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  Speaker 3: It needs to be an e. And it's naked gun,
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  Speaker 3: naked gun, naked.
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  Speaker 1: Very very got it.
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  Speaker 3: Does it sound weird when you say it like that?
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  Speaker 4: I one of those words I just never really Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I thought about that much.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: Naked gun, naked gun.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Gray, you say it however ever you want to
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: say it. If you want to say it's naked gun,
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: then you call it the naked gun. Look I look
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: at it this way. I see that there's, you know,
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: the word, there's the word naked, and then there's the
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: word naked. Yeah, they are essentially the same word. But naked.
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: You can look this up anywhere. Uh, when I'm not looking,
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  Speaker 1: the definition of naked is more naked. It's like it's
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  Speaker 1: like it's like an additional layer of naked. So it's
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: like someone so naked they were naked.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gotcha?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, how about this?
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  Speaker 4: He was in those movies from the Files of the
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  Speaker 4: Police Squad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of surprised you could say files not the
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  Speaker 1: only word. I can say, No, it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Raj's girlfriend a Pair says, naked.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: Is all the time. And then she says and said, okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's monster, right, she says, yeah, so it's you know,
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  Speaker 2: I was always scared of monsters when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: I was like the TV show the.
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  Speaker 2: Monsters and she's like, no, like real monsters, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like monsters, Yeah, monsters.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what are we doing right now?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: What? What skin are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: Because yeah, that sounds like a troubling community communicative relationship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, naked and monster, And I'm like, that's it. I
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  Speaker 2: kind of hope there's not a naked monster anywhere. I
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  Speaker 2: won't know what she's talking about.
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  Speaker 3: There's a naked monster.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know there's a naked monster.
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  Speaker 4: When Fred Grant Fred Gwynn wasn't that impressive?
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  Speaker 3: Kind of small for a big guy.
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  Speaker 5: But grandpa, speaking of Grandpa, Okay, thank you for the segue.
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  Speaker 1: Our buddy Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration sit
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  Speaker 1: me this the other day and he wanted to make
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  Speaker 1: sure that I shared it with you, Trey and Raj.
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  Speaker 1: Since you guys are also card carrying members of AARP,
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  Speaker 1: are you aware of sex furniture.
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  Speaker 3: That can be done right? It can be all furniture.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what you need to do is open up your
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  Speaker 1: AARP newsletter email a little more often, because, according to AARP,
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  Speaker 1: sex furniture adds zing and support to aging bodies, from
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  Speaker 1: benches to wedge pillows. Sex furniture can take love making
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  Speaker 1: to the next level. AARP is clearly gone to the
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  Speaker 1: next level. Yeah. Sexual wellness experts say sex furniture is
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  Speaker 1: beneficial for two reasons. Not only does it push sex
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  Speaker 1: play beyond same old, same old, meaning eighty three percent
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  Speaker 1: of adult survey by aa RP said they have sexual fantasies.
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  Speaker 1: It serves as an adaptive It serves as adaptive equipment
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  Speaker 1: that provides support for body parts that may no longer
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  Speaker 1: be limber. See it's beneficial. Sex furniture, ranging from hammocks
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  Speaker 1: to wedge pillows and tantra chairs, may not be a
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  Speaker 1: part of your current array, but it's more mainstream than
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  Speaker 1: you might think, even sold by major companies like Amazon, Etsy, Wayfair,
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  Speaker 1: and Ikea. So you're getting more than meatballs at Ikea.
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  Speaker 3: A hammock.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, to me, a hammock's far too dangerous for even
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  Speaker 1: able bodied people.
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  Speaker 3: But I think it's specifically a sex hammock.
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  Speaker 1: Any hammock is a sex hammock if you used properly.
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  Speaker 3: It said it's available on Amazon, so you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Talk and I will order. I'm more curious to know
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  Speaker 1: what the sex furniture on Etsy looks like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, clearly I'm on the younger demo for ARP because
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  Speaker 4: when you say sex furniture, I'm thinking, you know, a
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  Speaker 4: bondage cross and uh, hooks in the ceiling or something
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I totally get what you mean. And I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of the same way when like, when I saw this
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  Speaker 1: story talking about sex furniture, I wasn't thinking about wedge
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  Speaker 1: pillows or something like that. I was thinking more like, well,
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  Speaker 1: there's a reason why they call it a pull out
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  Speaker 1: couch hold up.
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  Speaker 2: To three hundred pounds over the door swing sex adults, Well, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: over the door sex adult swing.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's a sex swing. Yeah, over the door. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: See that's specific they're talking like when they.
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  Speaker 4: Say that, because that's just dangerous. I mean you're dealing
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  Speaker 4: with old people. You're talking about, you know, a fall risk.
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  Speaker 4: Jesus yeah, ham on with one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've absolutely got to be careful. I mean you
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  Speaker 1: can't just run around doing the happy Dolphin on the
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  Speaker 1: ottoman without some concern for safety. You can't walk into
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  Speaker 1: someone's living room and just start playing hide the lamp.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say lamp or lamb?
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  Speaker 3: Lamp?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sex furniture not.
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  Speaker 3: Not one of those is inappropriate.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's important that we mentioned that because you
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  Speaker 1: don't want people getting the wrong impression when they hear
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  Speaker 1: sex furniture, because you don't want them doing the luta
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  Speaker 1: door off the arm wall.
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  Speaker 3: What U? What is a I see it?
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  Speaker 2: I still don't know what I'm seeing, but it is
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  Speaker 2: a sex slingshot.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you're done.
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  Speaker 3: Good to know they're selling it now and.
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  Speaker 6: We're out.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration
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  Speaker 1: into the Treehouse eight three three Cook DFW for your
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  Speaker 1: free roof inspection the website DFW dot com. You guys
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  Speaker 1: do lots of great work on roofs, and the restoration
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  Speaker 1: part of the side of the business also means you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're doing remodeling work underneath the roof inside the home
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  Speaker 1: as well. And you were telling me just recently that you,
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  Speaker 1: Daniel and Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration offer lifetime warranties
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  Speaker 1: on all your work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Dan, that's something that we talked about for a while
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  Speaker 7: now and we decided to go ahead and just pull
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  Speaker 7: the trigger on it. We've had excellent reviews, we've had
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  Speaker 7: excellent referrals. People really love our work when they give
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  Speaker 7: us a chance, and we just want to put our
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  Speaker 7: money where our mouth is. And you know, that's the
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  Speaker 7: the best way I can always say that is just
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  Speaker 7: back it up.
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: Back it up.
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  Speaker 7: When I was growing up and I told somebody who's
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  Speaker 7: gonna kick their ass, you got to back it up. Well,
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  Speaker 7: now that I'm a grown man and we're doing professional
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  Speaker 7: services on people's homes, and I tell them that they're
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  Speaker 7: never going to have a better experience.
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  Speaker 3: I'm backing it up.
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  Speaker 7: We're gonna take care of your home because we want
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  Speaker 7: you to have that peace of mind knowing that after
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  Speaker 7: we left, you have the very that's product left behind,
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  Speaker 7: Your home is safe, your family's taken care of, and
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  Speaker 7: that you don't have to worry about us not coming back.
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  Speaker 1: You can experience it for yourself, and you can put
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  Speaker 1: your money where Daniel's mouth is and he'll honor it.
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  Speaker 1: As you just heard, even if he dies, he's still
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  Speaker 1: going to honor this stuff. I mean, that's that's some
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  Speaker 1: serious integrity and quality craftsmanship to have the confidence to
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  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, this is how we do things. So
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  Speaker 1: you give the man a call for that free roof inspection.
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  Speaker 1: Eight three three Cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com.
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  Speaker 1: This story that I saw the other day reminded me
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  Speaker 1: about how much I don't like random visitors at my house,
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  Speaker 1: and technology apparently has started to catch up with my
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  Speaker 1: feelings and Tray, you're going to appreciate this as well,
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  Speaker 1: because not in America, but out of another country, Slovenia,
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  Speaker 1: a Slovenian startup has created a smart security camera that
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  Speaker 1: will shoot paintballs at people you don't want on your property. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I see Trays. Tray's like, yeah, I could see the
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  Speaker 1: benefit to this. He's got a smile, looks thoroughly horrified.
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  Speaker 2: So disappointed in you guys, and Tray's head. He's already
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  Speaker 2: changed the paintballs to pepperballs.
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  Speaker 3: Uh even thought of that yet?
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  Speaker 1: You haven't trade. The first thing I thought of was
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  Speaker 1: changing the paintballs to to nine millimeter Oh wow, or
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  Speaker 1: even a step, even a step further, just for funsies,
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  Speaker 1: taking the paintball ammo out of the security camera and
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  Speaker 1: doing the little little blow darts. I think that'd be fun.
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  Speaker 2: That's just that it's people like you that write in
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  Speaker 2: like plots into Bond movies where it's sharks with lasers.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's it's people with your minds that I have,
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  Speaker 2: like because you see something like that in a movie,
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  Speaker 2: like who comes up with that? You guys do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, actually I take that as a compliment, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just so disappointed.
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  Speaker 1: No, but it really is the big You've never do
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  Speaker 1: you have a doorbell cam? Do you have a ring cam?
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  Speaker 3: Google?
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  Speaker 1: Nest thing? Doorbell?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: Why would he need one?
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  Speaker 1: That's true. He likes the surprises. He wants people just
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: coming in his house. Well, Trey and I don't, So
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  Speaker 1: we're going to be in the market for this new
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  Speaker 1: security camera that will choose violence. A big thinking Slovenian
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  Speaker 1: startup has created a curious smart camera that doesn't just
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  Speaker 1: spy on your visitors, but will actively open fire on
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  Speaker 1: potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds
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  Speaker 1: ohel Yah with ultra high precision do it yourself home
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  Speaker 1: security systems are, of course commonplace, clever and simple. In
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  Speaker 1: this case, it's paint cam eve, an armed home security
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  Speaker 1: camera with an itchy trigger finger.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen Trey look this happy in a very
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: long time.
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  Speaker 4: See in my mind, I've got the scene like out
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  Speaker 4: of the Avengers where Iron Man he can just lock
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  Speaker 4: onto everybody and then so you've got the system of
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  Speaker 4: your house and it just locks on every each person's
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  Speaker 4: get locked on.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's just the saddest I don't even know.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, don't know you guys, Let a boy dream.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: Just for the listeners, you have to subscribe so you
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: can watch the phone video just when Dan's reading the story.
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  Speaker 2: The joy that watches over Trey's face is worth every pity.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen you.
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  Speaker 4: Don't try and take my Sparkle Rush.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: But I know what to get you for Christmas. I'll
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: have it shipped. I'm not dropping it off at your door.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: You can drop it off on my tour.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't knock there we go, or if I don't
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  Speaker 1: recommend knocking and running.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't do that anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Paint cam EVE. Paint Cam EVE uses automatic target marking,
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  Speaker 1: based recognition and AI based decision making to identify unfamiliar
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  Speaker 1: visitors to your property day or night. It then gives
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: ED two oh nine style warnings to anyone that it
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't know. Roj You know who ED two to nine is?
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  Speaker 2: Is that the computer from what's the movie I'm brain
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: porting on?
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: Are you thinking? Are you thinking of two thousand and
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: one A Space Odyssey?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: No, that's how how? How was Colder in his methods?
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: ED two o nine was the the next step in
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: the evolution of OCP's police program after RoboCop so ED
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  Speaker 1: two nine was the big machine that got a little,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: got a little carried away with its uh enforcement, gotcha
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: anyway if they failed to comply and take off within
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  Speaker 1: the time limit.
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  Speaker 7: EVE.
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  Speaker 1: If they failed to comply and don't take off within
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  Speaker 1: the time limit, EVE will start firing off pinkball. That'll
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  Speaker 1: mark the intruder for later police identification.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Let's just what don't we as a society?
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  Speaker 2: What are we doing? I wonder if you could use
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: charts dream away track, dreaming, dream, a little dream.
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  Speaker 1: You are listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online a
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  Speaker 1: how happy this is made Trey. That's the first time
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: in twenty five years that I've known the man to
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: hear him sing. Let's get Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing into
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  Speaker 9: Well, I mean the reality of it is is that
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  Speaker 9: plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,
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  Speaker 9: you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,
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  Speaker 9: but typically when it comes to service or leak investigations,
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  Speaker 2: Et cetera.
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  Speaker 9: don't know and you keep putting liquid or you know,
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  Speaker 9: manage the cruise so that you can have the best
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  Speaker 1: That's right, and they'll show up and they'll do it quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Texas dot com. A few weeks ago, we were talking
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  Speaker 1: about how spring Break doesn't seem to have the same
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: punch that it used to when we were all, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in high school and college. But I think we were wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I think we've been mistaken because it actually may be
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  Speaker 1: that in some places spring Break has been amped up
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  Speaker 1: beyond what we are able to comprehend. And what I
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  Speaker 1: mean by that is you had, you know, the stuff
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  Speaker 1: we did. You had girls gone wild, you had keg stands,
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  Speaker 1: and you had MTV beach parties and spring Break and
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: all that stuff. Spring Breakers today they got only fans.
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  Speaker 1: And more specifically, you could have gone to spring Break
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  Speaker 1: and ended up on only fans forever. Because what I'm
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  Speaker 1: speaking about specifically is this, for spring Break this year,
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  Speaker 1: you had only fans models descending upon can Kun because
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  Speaker 1: remember how Miami was like don't come here, we don't
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  Speaker 1: want you, blah blah blah. Well, spring Break still happens
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  Speaker 1: in other cities, and apparently it's stronger than ever spring Break. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: spring Break this year featured OnlyFans. Creators Bonnie Blue and
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  Speaker 1: Leilani May they made two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: by having sex with one hundred and twenty two spring
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  Speaker 1: Breakers in can.
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  Speaker 2: Kun Wow in a row? Is it one of those me?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it was in a row. I think
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  Speaker 1: they took some breaks, you know, to get some.
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  Speaker 2: To freshen up.
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  Speaker 1: God, I hope so, because you don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: number one twenty two and holding your number leg oh.
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  Speaker 8: Man, yeah good, or one twenty three that they didn't advertise,
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  Speaker 8: I don't say tough.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you get the only fans, plus.
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  Speaker 2: You made extra to be the last guy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, seriously, there's a twenty four year old content creator.
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  Speaker 1: OnlyFans creator Bonnie Blue received a lot of backlash after
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  Speaker 1: a stunt she did in Australia last year where she
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  Speaker 1: was screwing eighteen year old high school boys for her
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  Speaker 1: only Fans content. Uh and she and Long with Leilanie
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  Speaker 1: May hit up can Kun and said they were so
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  Speaker 1: in demand with the boys for spring break there were
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  Speaker 1: lines outside their hotel room on more than one occasion,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: and in some of the videos you could actually hear
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  Speaker 1: people banging on the door wanting to come in.
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  Speaker 2: There's so many things wrong with that sent Yeah that
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  Speaker 2: sounds about right. Oh, that's just there's so much gross.
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  Speaker 2: They needed that ring bell, that ring cam or whatever
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  Speaker 2: it is. That's what they needed behind the scenes content.
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  Speaker 1: Look that right there, that's so we were wrong. Spring
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  Speaker 1: Break is not dead. It's it's just on a whole
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  Speaker 1: different level now than we could comprehend from back in
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  Speaker 1: the day. Because I think I think, like when we
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  Speaker 1: were in college, I think there was the occasional porn
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  Speaker 1: star that might go to spring Break and film something.
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  Speaker 1: But now I mean it's only fans. I mean, this
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  Speaker 1: is like, this isn't signing away something for like a
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  Speaker 1: major porn production company type of thing. This is like
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  Speaker 1: you could be in you could be at the swim
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned to him how I saw a story recently
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  Speaker 1: where a boyfriend and a girlfriend got into a fight
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  Speaker 1: and in the fight, the girl stabs a boyfriend in
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the butt with a fork. M okay, and so I
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  Speaker 1: asked Daniel Cook. I said, hey, you know, does this
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  Speaker 1: cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com. I saw a
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  Speaker 1: headline recently and it made me think of you, Daniel
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  Speaker 1: and your lovely wife Carrie. There was a massive argument
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: and the girlfriend grabbed a fork and stabbed her boyfriend
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: in the butt with it. She called it a light hope.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: The boyfriend told the police, no, that was a full
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: on stabbing. My question to you today is have you
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: ever done something that made Carrie want to stab you
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: in the butt with a fork?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Carrie has stabbed me in the butt with the fork. Whatever.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you ask questions in these spots and you don't
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: always expect the answer that you're gonna get.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: But luckily I have a very muscular butt.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And then there's the answers that you don't necessarily want.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is. I was wondering how much of
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: the fork went into the butt.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: With Daniel and carry or in the story.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he says he has a muscular butt, So I
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: mean he might have like but flexed at the moment
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: of impact.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he was preparing himself for it. Yeah, kind
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: of like a boxer does getting ready to be hitting
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the stomach, you know. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: with a with a weaker man, Carrie's strength and fork
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: might have gone straight through him. I don't know.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I climbed ladders and I run and.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Stuff like that.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: So hey, it was not able to penetrate the gluteus maximus.
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: That's truly a false statement, but.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're taking a deposition.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this dude cracked me up. But yeah, I thought
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: it was interesting how the girlfriend when when police showed up,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: the girlfriend had told police that it wasn't that big
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: of a deal when she stabbed her boyfriend in the
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: butt with the fork. She says it was a light poke,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: whereas he complained it was a full on stab. And
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: that's when the police you gave him tips on how
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: to get a temporary restraining order. And meanwhile, Trey's thinking, oh,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: so she's about to be single.
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  Speaker 4: It seems like, you know, the litmus test for that
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: would be, you know, if the fork stayed in the
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: butt then you know, I'd say it's pretty severe sabbing.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can agree with that. That's a full on stab.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: If it just kind of like broke the skin a
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: little bit.
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  Speaker 3: That's just the tip.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: If you're having to tell responding officers it was just
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: the tip and it didn't even stay in.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: But I think it's hilarious that you assume he's going
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: to call the cops and not just giggle the whole time.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: He's not wasting that phone call. I would, on the
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: other hand, have I would I would call. I have
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: no ass so I would have to call. I would
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: have to call for emergency services because you have clearly
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: if it goes, it's just whatever bone is there, like
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: that's been bruised and or broken, depending on the fork.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Member.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Are we talking like a salad fork or one of
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the or is it the meat fork that used on Thanksgiving?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Exactly, because that would that would devastate me. Like
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I don't care, uh, but like if it was like
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: one of those like the little appetizer forks, that's going straight,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: that's just going straight into my lower back. That's what
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: I call my ass. It's just like it just goes.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Into it's just one straight.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's there's there's there's, there's nothing there. It's it's, it's,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: it's it's very sad.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I wish I had one.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: It would make sitting a lot easier, I sup.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: But uh, probably more comfortable.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Have no butt, So my my heart goes out to
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: all of those stabbed in theirs.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Well, speaking of being stabbed in another region, Uh, women
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: are paying five hundred dollars to get salmon sperm injected
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: to boost their vaginas, which actually sounds like a power
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: up in a video game when I say it that way.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Women are paying five hundred dollars to get salmon sperm
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: injected into their vaginas to boost their sex lives. Splain, splain, Well,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I mean it's for older women. And well, okay, I'll
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: explain some more. And an esthetic nurse who runs clinics
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: in London, Liverpool and North Wales said a lot of
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: older women come to me and say they are not
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: having any kind of sexual arousal anymore, so we do
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: the O shot. They're reporting stronger and more frequent orgasms,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: increased natural lubrication and greater sexual arousal. An O shot
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: is a non surgical treatment intended to rejuvenate the vagina
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: and increase sexual arousal, and it's alleged to typically show
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: results after about two to four sessions. And they cost
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: five hundred dollars.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's wild. I mean it could be wild salmon,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: but that's probably farm raised. Either way, it's nice to
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: see they're having an orgasm and they can swim upstream.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: This is great smell not so much.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah that now at least they have an excuse for that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, you paid five hundred dollars for that.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Side note a lot of older women getting mauled by bears.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: We don't recommend you get this treatment and go camping
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: immediately afterwards.
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: Visit us online a treehouse on air dot com.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Do you guys remember I think it was actually about
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: a year ago in Las Vegas. She had all these
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: UFO phenomenon going on, including the family that called the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: police because they said they thought they saw ten feet
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: aliens or ten foot tall aliens running around their backyard
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: and the Las Vegas police shut up, and like, yeah,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: we're kind of wondering what's going on, but we didn't
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: want to go back there because the aliens. So News Nation.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I guess the angle they're going on right now is
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: they're supposed to be what Fox News started out with,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: which was supposed to be unbiased news, and they've shifted
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: over into covering any and all things aliens because they're
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: the ones that had the UFO whistleblower guy in the interview.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: And now on Ashley Banfield's show for Ashley Banfield, formerly
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: of Fox four, they did an update. They sent a
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: reporter out to talk to the guy that called nine
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: to one one about these aliens in his backyard, and
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the update somehow got stranger than the initial call itself.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: All right, so I'm gonna hand it over to this
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: reporter from News Nation playing ketchup with the guy that
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: called nine one one about the aliens in his backyard.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:03
  Speaker 12: The story goes that just about a year ago, the
• 28:06
  Speaker 12: Ketmore family saw these mysterious, unidentifiable creatures in their backyard
• 28:12
  Speaker 12: right here behind me, right. They said that they were
• 28:14
  Speaker 12: ten foot tall creatures that they were standing there looking
• 28:16
  Speaker 12: at him.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: They could see them breathing.
• 28:18
  Speaker 12: Angel says that he was actually growling at him, freaking
• 28:22
  Speaker 12: them out so much that they actually called nine one one. Well,
• 28:25
  Speaker 12: it turns out that these unidentified, unexplainable phenomenon didn't just
• 28:29
  Speaker 12: stop at that night. Angel went into great detail with
• 28:32
  Speaker 12: me during our one on one conversation about other paranormal
• 28:35
  Speaker 12: activity that's been happening, but this time inside of their house.
• 28:39
  Speaker 12: It goes beyond just seeing shadows and hearing whispers. These
• 28:42
  Speaker 12: are really freaky things that he told me during our
• 28:45
  Speaker 12: exclusive conversation.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: Take a listen. You mentioned paranormal activity. What exactly did
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: you see?
• 28:53
  Speaker 11: Well, I was another room, my brother coming. There was
• 28:55
  Speaker 11: an upside down cross and there was a Jesus such
• 28:58
  Speaker 11: on it Jesus through across the room and it was
• 29:02
  Speaker 11: floating upslate down.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Are you saying floating in the air?
• 29:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like in there it was floating upslady down.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: What did you do? I mean, did you go pick
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: it up? Did you knock it down? Like?
• 29:12
  Speaker 11: No, I didn't do nothing.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: I was just sitting there. It was crazy. Only what
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: but how did it come back? It's not still floating
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: right now, is it. No?
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: No, it came down, so we got closer to it
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: and then dropped.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: It fell to the ground.
• 29:22
  Speaker 12: A crucifix yeah, floating in the air upside down. The
• 29:25
  Speaker 12: Jesus on the crucifix had been ripped off and it
• 29:28
  Speaker 12: was floating. And you can say definitively without lies, that
• 29:34
  Speaker 12: that is what you saw.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, so it goes from aliens to now, uh, crucifix
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: damaging aliens perhaps, Yeah, and he's he's I mean, the
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: reporter asked him. He's like, in no lies, No, I've
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: been telling you the truth. Okay, Well, obviously I look
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: the reporters like, it's not still floating, is it. We'll
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: get your ass in there and check. Becky Oliver would
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: have done that part first.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: What if Here's what nobody's prepared for. What if he
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: was like, so, is it currently floating?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: And he's like yes, And the reporter just slowly looks
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: back towards the.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Camera like, I don't get paid enough for this ship.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the photographer is like, I'm not going in there
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: because he's thinking what you just said, rash, I don't
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: get paid enough for this. But the reporter, who makes
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: more money, it's like you should go in there and
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: hear take this camera with you.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I know, I know everybody needs a first job, but like,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: this has got to be this reporter, poor guy, this.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Is this is this is network. I mean it's a
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: new network, but it's still network. And he's he's talking
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: to a guy about floating crusive fixes and stuff.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but everybody, if you're watching the video, everybody looks
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: ten feet old of this dude.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: That is.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: The guy does is uh? He has certainly challenged.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: He looks.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go back to the the eyewitness.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, and what about the Bible? What did you tell
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: me about?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 31:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, the Bible? So I was chilling normal, So just
• 31:20
  Speaker 11: a Bible just going like this, flipping the pages, flipping
• 31:24
  Speaker 11: the pages. But it was like steady like it wasn't
• 31:27
  Speaker 11: because the air was steady, like somebody was holding it.
• 31:29
  Speaker 11: As soon as I got close to it, it dropped again.
• 31:31
  Speaker 12: Just inside your house, not outdoors, no no wind factor.
• 31:37
  Speaker 12: But the page is steadily turning on the Bible. Yeah,
• 31:40
  Speaker 12: and you have the same justification for that as well
• 31:43
  Speaker 12: the present. Yeah, I guess the pages of the Bible
• 31:47
  Speaker 12: were moving on their own. And an actual crucifix hanging
• 31:49
  Speaker 12: upside down, so.
• 31:52
  Speaker 11: You know, we have we had a couple of pieces
• 31:53
  Speaker 11: come over to the house, pay the housing everything semi again.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Are you connecting all these things together.
• 32:00
  Speaker 12: Everything you saw in your backyard are the things you've
• 32:02
  Speaker 12: experienced over these past few months.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Too.
• 32:09
  Speaker 11: That explanation of what it is, you know, so pretty weird.
• 32:13
  Speaker 11: And to have no clue what it is.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: What did the pre say when they actually came to
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: your house.
• 32:20
  Speaker 11: They're saying that that might be fallen angels, like demons
• 32:25
  Speaker 11: are falling angel something.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: That fallen angels inside your home.
• 32:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's pretty creepy.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: How does it make you feel about living here? Still?
• 32:34
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: I feel good.
• 32:35
  Speaker 11: You know, there's a lot of times priests come over
• 32:37
  Speaker 11: and but yeah, well, you know, whenever whatever happened unless
• 32:41
  Speaker 11: your main I was pretty scary, man, I was pretty traumatizing.
• 32:45
  Speaker 11: Stuff like that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And someone check on that dog, please, That's what I'm saying.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Nobody seems to learned.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: It just sounds like it.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Sounds to me like the bigger story is what's happening
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: to that dog a few houses down, as opposed to
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: the theory you'll fallen angels in this dude's backyard.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I would love if the camera just panned over and
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: the dogs floating upside down from I think it moved
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: two doors down.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Sorry, just panned over and it's a chuala with red
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: eyes just staring at you.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: A ten foot tall, red eyes staring at you, floating.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Let's keep talking about the Bible pages.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Tall chihuahua floating in the air, red eyes flipping the
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: pages of the Bible.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Got a new float for the Macy's Day parade.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: But I probably should have started with the thing that
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: we discussed in our previous episode. In our last episode,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: we talked about alien abduction insurance and how it is
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: a thing. It is a policy you can buy from
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: an insurance company based in Florida. No surprise, it will
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: cost you twenty dollars. The entire premium is a one
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: time fee of twenty dollars, and if you get abducted
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: by an alien, you can collect ten million dollars. The
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: payout on that policy is ten million dollars. But we
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: didn't know how do you verify to the insurance company
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: that you were in fact abducted by aliens? How does
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: the insurance company say, Okay, yeah, you're abducted, will pay
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: you your ten million dollars on the alien abduction insurance policy.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: And after doing a little more research, I have an
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: answer for us okay, and by a little more research
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: on it, I mean reading one more sentence past where
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I read in the previous episode, the Saint Lawrence Agency
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: reports to have sold thousands of alien abduction insurance policies worldwide.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: The policy costs nineteen ninety nine and pays out ten
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: million dollars if you get abducted. That's what we talked
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: about in our previous episode, but we weren't sure how
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: do you actually file the claim and collect on that
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: payout of ten million dollars. The next sentence in the
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: article reads, it's important to note that you'll need an
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: alien's signature to verify the claim.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Mm. There it is. Yes, home makes sense.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I still would love to see the verbiage in that
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: policy because how do they know that's an alien signature?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: And also wouldn't an alien signature be worth more than
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: ten million dollars just if you sold it as is,
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: like on an option.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, I think in this circumstance, you
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: don't have to give the insurance company the signature. They
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: just need to see it so you could collect I
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: think your ten million dollars with the alien's signature verifying yes,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I abducted Raj Sharma signed XENU and then you can
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: take that signature to the Heritage auction House in Dallas
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: and then you could sell it. Right, maybe you make
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: twenty million dollars on it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how does that work?
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: I mean if they give you a probing and then
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: you're like, hey, can you give me a note that
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I missed work signed you know, grand poobab of the
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: you know aliens?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: What I like how it would be like you just
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: you're like, your name's Doug Mitchell.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I don't think the insurance company is gonna believe that
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the name of the alien that abducted you was Doug.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: What if aliens don't have any arms? Like what if
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: everything's you know, mental like telepathy and yeah, then what.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so they're supposed to be because they're supposed
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: to communicate with their mind. I don't know if you
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: can get a doctor's note.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I think that's what I signed mine with. It's a
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: good old fashioned written on the Verify you know Verify claim.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I would love it if you showed that to the
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: insurance companies, like son of a bitch, here we go
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: it's a he's doing it again.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Would uh would you like that in large bills? Or
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: because he's got it, he signed and clearly he's been
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: abducted by aliens.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, so that's that's how you Okay, fair enough.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I think we should all still get a policy. I
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: think that's I think we should. I think we should
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: sign up for one.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of calling him to see if they want
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: to advertise, because you know, radio was not too big
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: to let the name of Star people advertise all over
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: the radio. I don't think we're too big to let
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: the alien Abduction Insurance Company advertise inside the treehouse.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, uh, what would there? They have?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: You have?
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: You're in good hands?
• 38:19
  Speaker 12: Mm hmm.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: That's that's all states right.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know what. What is the name of this
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: insurance company? Do we have the name of it?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: It is the Saint Lawrence Agency.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds legitimate. That doesn't sound like like they
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: could pack up in a second and be gone.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: But look, it's not the first time that Probing and
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Saint have been connected.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, that is true, well done. Yeah, the Saint Lawrence.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know what their slogan would be.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: For the alien abduction insurance. I'm not sure either, but
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: you're right because you've got all State. You're in good
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: hands with All State. Plus they have Mayhem as well. Yes, yes,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: yet flow from Progressive and I'm not even sure what
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: their current slogan is at Progressive other than they'll ensure
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: all your vehicles. You've got a state farm m.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Liberty Mutual has the has the Yeah, that's that's their
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: big thing. So maybe it'd be like an ET like
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: a phone home, But like phone US, I don't.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Know that actually would make sense because I mean, I mean,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: ET does have that that finger that's just clearly built
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: for some it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Was, and it's the light attached, and see where it's going.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Practically, he's practically a it's practically a colonoscopy finger. It's
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: got long and then it's got a lights. You can see.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not that ruined childhood.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: That right there just ruined my childhood colonoscopy finger.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Just thinking that that's what ET was doing in the closet.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: He's running an illegal colonoscopy center. That's why there out
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: of Elliott's closet.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: There were so many people there to arrest him.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Also, explains why NASA showed up in all them suits.