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Sealed with a Kiss: Wedding March 6 · Girls Gone Hallmark | Hallmark Movie Reviews

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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. Welcome to Girls Gone Hallmark, a bonus episode
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Speaker 1: of Long Story Short the podcast. I'm Megan, I'm Wendy,
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Speaker 1: and today we're discussing Sealed with a Kiss. Wedding March
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Speaker 1: sixth in Hallmarks Summer Night's part due in August. And Wendy,
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Speaker 1: do you have a synopsis of this movie?
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Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am, I do. Let me get to it. It's
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Speaker 2: the modest wedding plans of a celebrity and his down
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Speaker 2: to earth fiance escalate while Mick gets an enticing opportunity,
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Speaker 2: Olivia won't let him refuse, putting their own big day
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Speaker 2: in Jeopardy. Stars Jack Wagner, Jersey Bassett, Caitlin Striker, and
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Speaker 2: Nathan Witt.
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Speaker 1: All Right, this movie, there's my first impression. Yeah, look,
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Speaker 1: my first impression. Were we supposed to do first impressions.
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Speaker 2: Before we were supposed to do news and notes first?
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Speaker 1: Dang it, you threw me off.
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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. News and Notes. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: This is the sixth and final installment in the Wedding
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Speaker 2: March series.
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Speaker 1: This movie was filmed as are many in British Columbia,
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Speaker 1: and the fictional Willow Lake is the real Rowena is
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Speaker 1: in on the River in Harrison Mills, British Columbia, which
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Speaker 1: looked real cute, really cute, and they do have wedding packages,
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Speaker 1: so if you would like to get married there. I
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Speaker 1: honestly think that was perhaps the best part of this
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Speaker 1: movie was the location. I think a wedding there would
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Speaker 1: be absolutely beautiful. And they have filmed previous installments of
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Speaker 1: this movie as well as scenes from some other Hallmark
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Speaker 1: movies at this location. So there is a website called
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Speaker 1: scene on Hallmark SCE and E and they kind of
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Speaker 1: break down some of the locations and I made me
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Speaker 1: really want to go there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, that looks fun, I mean fun
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Speaker 2: in a relaxing way, right, you know. I was so pretty,
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Speaker 2: it was so pretty. Ary film being wrapped in this
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Speaker 2: movie on May thirty first, twenty twenty one, so I'm
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Speaker 2: sure COVID played a part because apparently from all the
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Speaker 2: things I read, they were missing major characters from this
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Speaker 2: installment of the franchise.
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Speaker 1: I did read that too, and they do these on
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Speaker 1: a real tight turnaround. I mean May thirty first. This
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Speaker 1: movie came out August what's today, I don't know. It
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Speaker 1: came out the five days ago, so they turned these
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Speaker 1: around in like two months, which is I think pretty quick.
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Speaker 1: And it also explains why they have placeholders in the
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Speaker 1: Hallmark Movie app, like they don't have the full photos
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Speaker 1: because they're just churning these movies out right as they're do.
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Speaker 2: Right. I saw a commercial for not the next movie,
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Speaker 2: not this Weekend's movie, but the one after that. It's
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Speaker 2: like Peakan Summer some whatever. Anyway, I think it's the
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Speaker 2: first time I actually ever saw a commercial for it,
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Speaker 2: and I was like, Oh, that person's in this so
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Speaker 2: and I honestly at this I can't even remember who's
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Speaker 2: in it. We'll get to it in two weeks. But
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Speaker 2: I was kind of surprised, like, oh, they finally got
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Speaker 2: a commercial out for this, for this bad Boy. And
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Speaker 2: I think in the app too, it didn't have a
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Speaker 2: like a picture, you know, like correct promotion.
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Speaker 1: The Sweet Pecan Summer still has a stock photo and
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Speaker 1: it's of iced tea. Guys, Like, it's not even I
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Speaker 1: don't really understand. Oh, Daytime Drama finally has their real image.
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Speaker 2: I said, it's of iced tea, and I pictured the
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Speaker 2: rapper iced tea. I was like, why that's weird?
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Speaker 1: Straight off a set of blue bloods. What's the show?
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Speaker 2: He's it's like a CSI or A. It's not a CSI.
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Speaker 2: It's in CIS or no that what is it? I
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Speaker 2: think it's Law and Order.
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Speaker 1: Maybe. Oh my gosh, people are screaming at us again,
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Speaker 1: and there cars, but it still has a stock image.
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Speaker 1: They have updated next week's a little daytime drama to
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Speaker 1: include photos of the actors in it.
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Speaker 2: So now I'm actually very excited about too, very excited.
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Speaker 2: And it's there's Linda Dana, who was like a huge
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Speaker 2: soap star. I think I could be wrong. Yes, Linda Dano,
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Speaker 2: well known for her roles in daytime drama Wan Life
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Speaker 2: to Live in Another World, five Time Daytime Emmy Award winner.
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Speaker 1: Huh, well, that's excited. I am excited. I like gen
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Speaker 1: Lily who stars in next week's movie. But back to
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Speaker 1: this week's movie. Do you have anything else in news
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Speaker 1: and Notes?
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Speaker 2: No, but listen, I want to read one little IMDBI review.
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Speaker 1: I have one too, go ahead, I wonder if the
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Speaker 1: same one? Okay?
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Speaker 2: Are you ready?
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Speaker 1: I am?
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Speaker 2: Okay. Hallmark needs better ideas than spoiled brides who think
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Speaker 2: life revolves around them. Plus it needs to get out
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Speaker 2: of the PC business and stop trying to make everyone woke.
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Speaker 1: I took a screenshot of the very same review. I
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Speaker 1: read the reviews mostly because, look, this is the sixth
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Speaker 1: movie in a series. We haven't seen any of the others.
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Speaker 1: There's some diehard hallmarkies, and so I thought maybe they
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Speaker 1: would have some thoughts on this this, which is why
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Speaker 1: I originally went to the reviews. First of all, the
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Speaker 1: bride is not spoiled. We will get into that, but
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Speaker 1: at no point are are there of the brides in
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Speaker 1: this movie acting like spoiled brats at all? M M?
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Speaker 1: I agree, and excuse me?
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Speaker 2: What about this movie is woke? Other than the fact that.
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Speaker 1: Not every character is white?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 1: They don't address a single social issue in the movie.
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Speaker 1: They're not discussing the fact that we have multi racial relationships.
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Speaker 1: They're not talking about the issues that an actor of
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Speaker 1: color might have needing to work harder than a white actor.
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Speaker 1: There's none of that. It's just not everybody's white. So
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Speaker 1: this person can sit the hell down. I did notice
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Speaker 1: that they got two thumbs down on the review.
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Speaker 2: Oh they did, I know, well, I was gonna sign
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Speaker 2: in and reply to it.
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Speaker 1: I tried to click thumbs down and you had to
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Speaker 1: sign in, and I don't have an IMDb account, and
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Speaker 1: that was too much work for me. But I am
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Speaker 1: thumbs down and you hear good sir, And oh it's
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Speaker 1: a dude. It's a dude.
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Speaker 2: You think so?
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Speaker 1: Did you look?
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Speaker 2: No?
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Speaker 1: But I just think so.
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Speaker 2: You know what, I can read all this person's reviews. Now,
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Speaker 2: I just clicked on their name. What is this? Oh
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Speaker 2: my god? They left a review on the TV show
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Speaker 2: This is Us. Oh no, and it says, quote, won't
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Speaker 2: waste my time. Fat is not an option, no place
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Speaker 2: on TV.
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Speaker 1: Oh this person is a horrible human. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Hamilton trying to rewrite history. Don't waste
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Speaker 2: your time on this huge pile of garbage. Oh my god,
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna my head's gonna explode.
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Speaker 1: This person is outing themselves as severely racist in addition
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Speaker 1: to being fat phobic, and I'm sure every other possible.
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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Okay, the twenty seven Hour Day, which
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Speaker 2: we really liked, right rees, was horrible in this one.
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Speaker 2: Extremely tired of Homewark trying to force political correctness down
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Speaker 2: my throat with mixed race couples. Wow. No, oh no
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Speaker 2: racism is alive and well on the IMDb reviews.
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Speaker 1: So wow, that's God. That's painful to read it is?
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Speaker 2: I mean, I just I want to like respond, I
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Speaker 2: can't say people like that. Sorry. If you are a
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Speaker 2: listener and you feel the same way, please see yourself
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Speaker 2: out because we're not like that around here. So bye.
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Speaker 1: Indeed indeed, So all right, let's get back to this movie.
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Speaker 1: So first impressions. My first impression is I haven't seen
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Speaker 1: the previous five movies, so I don't think I have
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Speaker 1: the appreciation for this movie that someone else may have.
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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 1: So that's my It's not a chicking in halfway through.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you come across Annie reviews from any other
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Speaker 2: hallmarkies who were like this was a great ending to
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Speaker 2: this series or they were disappointed or anything.
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Speaker 1: So I continued scrolling the IMDb reviews, and many of
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Speaker 1: them said, finally this series has come to an end.
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Speaker 1: We did not need six movies. And while I haven't
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Speaker 1: seen the previous five, I would agree that it's highly
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Speaker 1: unlikely that you needed six movies to wrap up this
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Speaker 1: particular love story that's twelve hours about Mecan Olivia. Right, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so I would agree with that, even though I haven't
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Speaker 1: seen them. I'm going out on a limb and saying
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Speaker 1: that's probably true. There were some people who liked it,
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Speaker 1: but I think the lots of people felt like we've
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Speaker 1: perhaps drawn this story out, and the ones that were
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Speaker 1: very invested in making Olivia, there were some people that
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Speaker 1: were quite upset that they were not the focus of
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Speaker 1: this movie.
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Speaker 2: Oh I mean, you think they should be in like
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Speaker 2: the series finale or whatever, Right, well, so, oh, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: It's also the previews led me to believe that it
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Speaker 1: was going to be about Jack Wagner and Josie Bissett's characters,
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Speaker 1: and I really loved it.
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Speaker 2: My first impression is m And like you said, I
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Speaker 2: haven't seen the previous five movies, so the only thing
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Speaker 2: I can compare it to are the two other summer
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Speaker 2: movies that we've watched and really liked in August, and
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Speaker 2: and this one really falls short of compared to how
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Speaker 2: good those two were.
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Speaker 1: I agree. So now that said, what did we like
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Speaker 1: about this movie?
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Speaker 2: It was a real stretch for me to come up
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Speaker 2: with my list of two things. Okay, the pretty wisteria
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Speaker 2: flowers in the scenery, the scenery that's it. I agree
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Speaker 2: with all of that.
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Speaker 1: It was a beautiful movie to watch. The setting was
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Speaker 1: really made it. The things that I liked, you know,
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Speaker 1: I actually liked the wedding dress montage, even though she
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Speaker 1: hated all the dresses. I oh, wedding dress try on
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Speaker 1: situation brought out some beautiful dresses, so that was fun.
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Speaker 1: And then what I really liked were the side characters
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Speaker 1: Dev and his wife whose name I don't know and
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Speaker 1: she's not listed on the IMDb. Her name is Chloe,
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Speaker 1: but that's not her name in the movie. I don't
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Speaker 1: know her name, And I felt like they were the
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Speaker 1: truth tellers and they were the friends that said the
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Speaker 1: things that needed to be said. And there's a moment
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Speaker 1: where Autumn says, what happens to me? Do I just
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Speaker 1: become an extension of Kurt in his career and her
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Speaker 1: friend says, that's up to you and not Kurt and
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Speaker 1: Dev multiple times, there's one time when Kurt saying audom
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Speaker 1: can say no to any of this at any time.
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Speaker 1: He says, why would you put her in that position
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Speaker 1: to have to say no?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And later on.
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Speaker 1: He says, I wish you would have run that house.
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Speaker 1: Thing passed me first where he buys a house in
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Speaker 1: Malibu without discussing with her, and I would like to
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Speaker 1: discuss the house in Malibu later on in this episode.
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Speaker 1: But okay, I liked that they said all of those things,
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Speaker 1: and so often we see in these movies that the
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Speaker 1: hard conversations just never get had, and they people continued
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Speaker 1: to be upset, and they played the role of making
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Speaker 1: sure that those things are being said so that we
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Speaker 1: could move this conflict forward, right.
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Speaker 2: I really liked his friend, what's his name, Dev Dev's
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Speaker 2: that we said at one point. I don't remember the conversation,
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Speaker 2: but all de Dev said in response was bro I.
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Speaker 1: Was like, that somes of that, dude, what did you
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Speaker 1: wish for?
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Speaker 2: Well, let me turn to my notes here. Here's what
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Speaker 2: I really wished for, as someone who hasn't seen any
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Speaker 2: of the other movies. If you're going to include a
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Speaker 2: franchise movie within the Summer Night lineup, you got to
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Speaker 2: provide some sort of backstory of like what happened, how
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Speaker 2: we got here at the beginning, so that like all
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Speaker 2: of us non wedding movie watchers know what the hell's happening,
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Speaker 2: Because like, at one point, I was like, who are
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Speaker 2: these people like I don't know any backstory, like Mick
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Speaker 2: and Olivia, and then they throw in Kurt and what's
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Speaker 2: her name Kurt's.
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Speaker 1: Fiance Oha, oh no, Curt, and Autumn Autumn.
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Speaker 2: I was like, who are these people? So it just it.
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Speaker 2: I was very confused. I just wish it had some
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Speaker 2: sort of like, here's where we're at.
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Speaker 1: Right there was another movie and I can't figure out
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Speaker 1: which one it is at the moment, but there was
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Speaker 1: another movie this year that was also a sequel or
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Speaker 1: part of a series, and they didn't do that. They're
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Speaker 1: either they need, they need the backstory, they need the
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Speaker 1: previously on. They did do a montage of making Olivia
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Speaker 1: at the end, but that doesn't tell me anything about
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Speaker 1: their relationship. And she does briefly talk about, you know,
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Speaker 1: some of their struggles in their path to this point.
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Speaker 1: But we're six movies in. Even if everyone has been
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Speaker 1: watching these movies, it's been at least six months a
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Speaker 1: year since they've seen the previous installment, So remind the
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Speaker 1: people what is happening.
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Speaker 2: I just think it should have been a standalone, a
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Speaker 2: standalone movie, not not like a It should be not
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Speaker 2: that movie. No, it should just not be within the
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Speaker 2: Summer Night's lineup. It's just been like a when summer
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Speaker 2: the Summer Night's lineup is over and they need a
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Speaker 2: transition movie. I like it, you know whatever.
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Speaker 1: I wish. Yeah, tell me that the writers hadn't thrown
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Speaker 1: every single possible thing that can go wrong in a wedding.
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Speaker 1: It is not believable that the dress would be ruined,
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Speaker 1: the caterers would cancel, the cake would cancel, there's not
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Speaker 1: enough flowers. None of this is believable. It's not believable
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Speaker 1: that you would look at a picture and not realize
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Speaker 1: that there's beating on the dress.
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Speaker 2: Which is beating. That dress was so pretty when she
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Speaker 2: tried it on the one that was ordered whatever that
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Speaker 2: came and she was like, oh, there's beating on it.
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Speaker 2: It was so beautiful on her.
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Speaker 1: Well, all of those dresses looks good on her. But
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Speaker 1: I tried on. I was like, Okay, I mean, I
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Speaker 1: guess you want to love your dress. So it's fine
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Speaker 1: that she didn't like it.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, but if you're desperate in two days before
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Speaker 2: your wedding, aren't you going to take something instead of nothing?
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Speaker 1: I would not have walked out of there with nothing. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I just don't like the everything that can go wrong
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Speaker 1: will go wrong. There was a previous wedding movie and
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Speaker 1: they did the same thing. They just kept throwing wrenches
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Speaker 1: into the system, and there's got to be a better
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Speaker 1: way to create conflict.
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Speaker 2: I agree, Like it was just so silly, but I
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Speaker 2: did enjoy when they went to the Artsy Tartsy Yes
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Speaker 2: to try those wedding cake combinations. I thought that was
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Speaker 2: pretty funny. I mean, I god, I hope those aren't
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Speaker 2: real like flavor combinations because this sounds awful, but it
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Speaker 2: was pretty dang funny.
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Speaker 1: I agree. I see are you ready for did you
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Speaker 1: see that?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? And you're gonna have to go. I just have
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Speaker 2: mostly questions in this segment here, but go ahead, all right.
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Speaker 1: Well, first, did you happen to notice the giant bow
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Speaker 1: tie on Kurt when you tried on his tucks?
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Speaker 2: I actually really liked it, did you. I you know,
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Speaker 2: that's so funny that you brought that up, because I
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Speaker 2: was watching it and I was like, okay, yes, it's big,
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Speaker 2: and okay sort of clownish. But is that is that
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Speaker 2: like a trend a style to have like a really
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Speaker 2: big bow tie?
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I thought I kind of liked it.
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Speaker 1: I wondered, also, is that the trend? I do not
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Speaker 1: know the answer to that question, but I maybe that's
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Speaker 1: the look. It was noticeably large to me, and.
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Speaker 2: I found it distracting. You're so funny.
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Speaker 1: My next question is how many wedding stores does this tiny,
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Speaker 1: little remote town have?
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Speaker 2: I like three or four? I think right right.
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Speaker 1: They go to two and then they say, do we
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Speaker 1: have any other options? And she goes, well, just a couple.
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Speaker 2: Just a couple, and we don't have time today. We're
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Speaker 2: gonna have to go tomorrow. And I was like, no,
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Speaker 2: you hit every store? Yeah, until it gets dark. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that was weird.
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Speaker 1: It's gonna need to be altered. Probably, it's not gonna
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Speaker 1: fit off the rack.
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Speaker 2: What are we doing? What are we doing? And then
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Speaker 2: of course the dress she ends up giving her from
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Speaker 2: her own closet fits perfectly, of course, and it was beautiful.
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Speaker 1: I did love that.
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Speaker 2: I did love it too, and thought she looked beautiful
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Speaker 2: as a bride, like I loved what they did with
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Speaker 2: her hair. Oh, I have a digit see that that
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Speaker 2: I didn't write down. When they went to go get
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Speaker 2: their hair and makeup trial, the woman that was doing
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Speaker 2: Autumn's hair was comby through her hair like she was
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Speaker 2: looking for lice. It was like not enjoyable. She was
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Speaker 2: just like like just thumby through her curls. And I
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Speaker 2: just was like, really, can you can you make it
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Speaker 2: look more enjoyable or something?
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Speaker 1: Well I noticed that too, and you know, Autumn has
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Speaker 1: those beautiful curls, so obviously they didn't want to be
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Speaker 1: doing anything with her hair because it would ruin her curls.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: I was thinking about that scene because they needed to
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Speaker 1: have the hairdresser doing something but couldn't it wouldn't it
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Speaker 1: make more sense if she was like working on her
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Speaker 1: eyemakeup or sitting there with a Hallett in her hand
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Speaker 1: and uh huh.
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Speaker 2: Like I understand they don't.
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Speaker 1: Want her actively doing her makeup in the scene because
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Speaker 1: they're having a conversation, but yeah, just the standing there
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Speaker 1: just oh, touch her hair. I'm trying to like, you're
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Speaker 1: doing something. It didn't work, particularly with Autumn's hairstyle, like
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Speaker 1: if she had you know, she had these beautiful curls
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Speaker 1: that they couldn't ruin. So yeah, rethink that scene, folks.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they're like, you need to wear your
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Speaker 2: hair up. And then the next scene. When it's done,
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Speaker 2: it's just like the side is like bad, down, stupid, and.
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Speaker 1: We're meant to believe that she's being talked into something
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Speaker 1: she doesn't want, which okay, but then it's not actually up.
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Speaker 2: They just maybe they kind a scene perhaps maybe maybe Okay,
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Speaker 2: what else did you see?
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Speaker 1: Do you remember in the Winter movies when we got
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Speaker 1: digital snow? Yes, did you notice the digital flower pedals?
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Speaker 2: What the hell was that?
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Speaker 1: And what's weird is they did actually have real flower
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Speaker 1: pedals because at one point the publicist gets kind of
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Speaker 1: hit with one in the face, so you can see
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Speaker 1: them in the pulled back scenes you can see the
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Speaker 1: flower petals kind of raining down. But in the close
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Speaker 1: up scenes of Kurt and Autum, those are definitely digital petals.
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Speaker 2: Like what is that necessary for? Like would you want
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Speaker 2: petals raining down on you? And it's not even like
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Speaker 2: a drizzle. It was like a full snowstorm of petals
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Speaker 2: during your like ceremony, Right.
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Speaker 1: That's an exit situation, not a let me throw these
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Speaker 1: at you.
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Speaker 2: Well you're saying your vows, I will say, Like in
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Speaker 2: the wide shot it looked beautiful, but then but then
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Speaker 2: like when they did the close up shots and it
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Speaker 2: was obviously digital. It was like what what, why? Why
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Speaker 2: is that happening? Right?
19:43
Speaker 1: You know, they were thinking, you know, it's so pretty
19:45
Speaker 1: when the snowfalls on their faces in these close up scenes.
19:48
Speaker 1: How can we make that work for summer?
19:51
Speaker 2: It's stupid. Don't do that, guys.
19:54
Speaker 1: We need to talk about the Malibu Michigan situation. Yeah,
19:58
Speaker 1: So in the car driving to the wedding, he's like,
20:02
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. She's like, well,
20:03
Speaker 1: we kind of need to. And she wants to live
20:06
Speaker 1: in Michigan. He wants to live in la And I
20:09
Speaker 1: understand both of those points of view, And how have
20:11
Speaker 1: we got into a week before the wedding and we
20:12
Speaker 1: haven't solved this problem because it's quite a large one.
20:16
Speaker 1: And he's an actor. So if they decide to live
20:20
Speaker 1: in Michigan, which they ultimately do, he's never going to
20:23
Speaker 1: be home. And then he buys a house in Malibu
20:29
Speaker 1: without discussing it with her. Now, California real estate is
20:32
Speaker 1: Banana's expensive anyway, Malibu is next level, Like, he did
20:37
Speaker 1: not buy a house in Malibu for less than ten
20:39
Speaker 1: million dollars. And he's an up and coming actor and
20:42
Speaker 1: she's a children's book author, she has her own career,
20:44
Speaker 1: but we're expected to believe they have this fu Malibu
20:47
Speaker 1: house money. I don't believe it. I don't buy it.
20:53
Speaker 1: And then they keep the Malibu house for their occasional
20:58
Speaker 1: weekend retreat.
21:00
Speaker 2: Oh no, they don't. I was like, is he Tom Cruise? Like,
21:04
Speaker 2: who the hell? What kind of actor is he? An
21:07
Speaker 2: up and coming the actor doesn't have that kind of money.
21:09
Speaker 1: Give me house in the valley money.
21:17
Speaker 2: Valley village. Oh that is so funny.
21:21
Speaker 1: Gosh.
21:22
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then btw, I would not want to be
21:25
Speaker 2: taking my honeymoon to Michigan to house hunt. No offense
21:29
Speaker 2: to Michigan, but I want to go on like Tahiti
21:33
Speaker 2: or wherever, Bahamas, wherever they were planning on going. Yeah,
21:37
Speaker 2: give me, there's lakes there, I get it. I'm sure
21:42
Speaker 2: it's awesome, But I would not want to go on
21:44
Speaker 2: my honeymoon there. Not if I'm married to a rich
21:48
Speaker 2: actor who can afford a Malibu home. I want to
21:51
Speaker 2: go to the to that where is it where you
21:54
Speaker 2: get like a hut on top of the ocean.
21:57
Speaker 1: Right with your own private swimming pool attached?
21:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, That's where I'm going in my private jet. Yeah, exactly.
22:06
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to believe like an up and coming actor
22:09
Speaker 2: is trying to dodge the paparazzi, Which is paparazzi even
22:14
Speaker 2: a thing anymore in twenty twenty one, now that everybody
22:16
Speaker 2: else just takes pictures of celebrities.
22:19
Speaker 1: I think it certainly is, But I also think they're
22:23
Speaker 1: not hunting you down in wherever this remote wedding is.
22:28
Speaker 1: And also your point to are they really in that
22:36
Speaker 1: big of demand? It seems to me that they would
22:39
Speaker 1: be he the actor and the publicist would be like, Hey,
22:42
Speaker 1: this would be great for my career if I could
22:44
Speaker 1: get them here to yeah, to shoot my wedding, not
22:49
Speaker 1: the other way around.
22:50
Speaker 2: Right. I have a question. Am I really supposed to
22:54
Speaker 2: believe that Mick is a rock star who is going
22:57
Speaker 2: out on opening tour for some some other band.
23:02
Speaker 1: I mean, do they say rock star or a musician?
23:05
Speaker 1: I don't know.
23:06
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just assumed rockstar. But then when
23:09
Speaker 2: he sang that song to Olivia, I was like, what's happening?
23:14
Speaker 2: That sounds like something that would happen at a pizza parlor.
23:18
Speaker 2: I don't you know what I mean? Like it was
23:20
Speaker 2: so weird. I was like, first of all, I can't
23:21
Speaker 2: even understand what he's saying, and he's like hunched over
23:24
Speaker 2: this guitar Like, I was like, what is happening? Is
23:28
Speaker 2: he a musician like in real life? Jack Wagner?
23:31
Speaker 1: I don't know.
23:32
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to google this. Hold on, give me
23:34
Speaker 2: a second. I have like a feeling he is, oh
23:37
Speaker 2: because his Wikipedia has him playing a guitar, so maybe
23:42
Speaker 2: singing in stage what? He had a single that reached
23:46
Speaker 2: number two on the Billboard Hot one hundred in nineteen
23:51
Speaker 2: eighty five. All I need never heard Whoa. He's got
23:55
Speaker 2: like eight albums Whoa? Yeah, not that I know. I'm
24:00
Speaker 2: gonna have to listen to this song because I don't know.
24:03
Speaker 1: I mean not now, but well, this is former General
24:05
Speaker 1: Hospital soap opera star Jack Wagner is sure to have
24:08
Speaker 1: the lady sitting up straight as he displays an equal
24:10
Speaker 1: passion for sharing his less dysfunctional Americana style country music.
24:15
Speaker 1: I buy that type of music from him.
24:20
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, yeah, I'm just curious if I just couldn't
24:26
Speaker 2: like what he's gonna go. He looked like he needed
24:29
Speaker 2: like a walker, Like I don't want to be ageist
24:34
Speaker 2: or anything here. But he looked like a grandpa. Right.
24:41
Speaker 1: He looks older than Josie Bissett, although I think he.
24:44
Speaker 2: Is like eleven years older than him. Oh okay, no,
24:48
Speaker 2: he is eleven years older than she is. He's sixty one, yes,
24:53
Speaker 2: and she's like fifty.
24:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think this set was well lit though.
25:00
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that I thought that, Yeah, something I.
25:01
Speaker 2: Couldn't stop staring at his face. I was like something
25:05
Speaker 2: that was so different about it. And even when they
25:09
Speaker 2: showed that montage of them at the end, I was like, hey,
25:12
Speaker 2: he looks pretty handsome in these like earlier movies. I mean,
25:16
Speaker 2: he is a handsome man. Like he was real hot
25:18
Speaker 2: when he was on melrose Place when he played the
25:21
Speaker 2: evil Doctor.
25:21
Speaker 1: But oh that's right.
25:24
Speaker 2: Yes, these two were both on melrose Place at one time.
25:27
Speaker 2: I don't know if they were ever. I don't think
25:29
Speaker 2: they were ever together though, Like they never were a
25:33
Speaker 2: couple on melrose Place. But yeah, anyway, yeah, he was
25:37
Speaker 2: with Heather Locklear a bunch anyway. I don't know. It
25:42
Speaker 2: just was like, I don't know, I don't know.
25:48
Speaker 1: The flowers in the wedding scene must have cost an
25:54
Speaker 1: absolute fortune.
25:56
Speaker 2: They were so pretty, that was so pretty, was.
26:00
Speaker 1: Beautiful, But that must have cost a fortune, like their
26:03
Speaker 1: simple little outdoor country wedding, and then they've got twenty
26:07
Speaker 1: thousand dollars wheth the flowers right there?
26:09
Speaker 2: Well, I mean think about the movie as a whole.
26:13
Speaker 2: It was almost all at that on location, at that
26:17
Speaker 2: house right right. They didn't have any other sets or whatever.
26:21
Speaker 2: So maybe they were able to have an extra budget
26:24
Speaker 2: to pay for for those real flowers.
26:27
Speaker 1: Yeah. So in their Vows, Olivia's in mix that he
26:33
Speaker 1: struggled so hard to write. He ends up saying, there
26:36
Speaker 1: are no words for what you mean to me, sir,
26:38
Speaker 1: try to find some words, and she says, those are
26:42
Speaker 1: the best things you ever could have said to me.
26:44
Speaker 2: Excuse me, there are no words for what you mean
26:47
Speaker 2: to me. Yeah, those are your wedding dows.
26:50
Speaker 1: Dig deep, buddy, dig deeper. I know the writers were
26:53
Speaker 1: like tapped out. They're like, we got nothing, We got nothing.
26:56
Speaker 2: We wrote ourselves into a hole.
26:58
Speaker 1: Because he's been struggling to write his vows tire movie
27:00
Speaker 1: and now we have to come up with something great
27:03
Speaker 1: and we can't. So how do we do that?
27:04
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, I'm really curious. Why has it been six
27:07
Speaker 2: movies until they finally got married, Like what did they
27:11
Speaker 2: have wedding disaster every single movie? Or did they like
27:15
Speaker 2: meet each other in movie one? And then you know,
27:19
Speaker 2: like what's the story, what's the backstory?
27:21
Speaker 1: And I'm not sure I care six movies worth. I'm
27:23
Speaker 1: pretty sure I'm tapped out around movie three. You can't
27:25
Speaker 1: get these people together. I'm out. It's seriously, seriously, Okay,
27:30
Speaker 1: let's talk about the scene that made me laugh out loud,
27:33
Speaker 1: and that's the fireworks. The fireworks. Oh loves the fireworks. Okay,
27:38
Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, And then they zoom in on
27:41
Speaker 1: the publicist and he's like everybody loves a big moment.
27:44
Speaker 2: So then I.
27:45
Speaker 1: Thought, okay, I actually believe it coming from him because
27:48
Speaker 1: he really wanted to throw this big, enormous wedding. But
27:50
Speaker 1: I thought, really, fireworks after their vows, come on.
27:54
Speaker 2: Well, fireworks are expensive, right. I actually thought that the
28:01
Speaker 2: their reaction to the fireworks was so unbelievable, like they're
28:05
Speaker 2: like pointing and like, oh my god, and like it
28:09
Speaker 2: was the fourth of July display, you know what I mean.
28:13
Speaker 1: Like we've never seen a firework before in our life, folks,
28:16
Speaker 1: Like a three year old at Disneyland. Yeah it was.
28:18
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, whatever are we spoiled?
28:21
Speaker 1: Have we seen too many fireworks? I just maybe perhaps
28:26
Speaker 1: guys I don't know, like they play a firework every
28:29
Speaker 1: single time someone scores at an Angel game, like fireworks.
28:32
Speaker 1: Just haven't I enjoy fireworks? But perhaps I've been desensitized
28:37
Speaker 1: to their beauty.
28:38
Speaker 2: Well even in the fourth of July, Like the first
28:40
Speaker 2: like five minutes are cool, and then I'm like, all right,
28:42
Speaker 2: I'm over it.
28:43
Speaker 1: I get anty. I get anty too. I'm like looking around, like, really,
28:45
Speaker 1: we're still watching this.
28:47
Speaker 2: It's the same thing over and over and over again.
28:50
Speaker 1: Okay, And that's all I have. Do you have anything
28:54
Speaker 1: else in that category? I got nothing that it's time
28:59
Speaker 1: to raise this movie.
29:02
Speaker 2: I give it one and a half stars.
29:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, I give it too.
29:07
Speaker 2: Wow, that's generous.
29:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it was not great.
29:11
Speaker 2: It was good. Wasn't bad.
29:14
Speaker 1: So we've watched movies that I thought, oh my gosh,
29:17
Speaker 1: that movie was bad. It wasn't for me. It wasn't
29:21
Speaker 1: a bad movie. It just wasn't a good movie.
29:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I agree. Like I didn't have like
29:27
Speaker 2: a visceral reaction to like I hate this movie, which
29:30
Speaker 2: sometimes happens when it was just this is just so like,
29:35
Speaker 2: come on now, let's get to it, like right, you know.
29:39
Speaker 1: And I liked many of the actors in the movie.
29:42
Speaker 1: I thought the cast was great. Just maybe they weren't
29:45
Speaker 1: given the best.
29:46
Speaker 2: To work with. Yeah, I agree, they're like, we gotta
29:49
Speaker 2: wrap this up. So are you guys available? Okay, all right,
29:52
Speaker 2: let's do this. Let's do the damn thing. Yeah. So anyway, all.
29:58
Speaker 1: Right, folks, that wraps up Sealed the Kiss Wedding March six.
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Speaker 1: We will be back next Thursday to talk a little
30:05
Speaker 1: daytime drama, and of course we'll be back on Tuesday
30:09
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