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- 0:45Speaker 4: Welcome in the beginning of another night of the Ben
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- 1:53Speaker 1: Draft later today.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Whoo.
- 1:56Speaker 1: But we're gonna start out with playoff pro bouncy ball.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Why we are allowed. We don't talk much basketball during
- 2:03Speaker 1: the regular season because the players stopped caring about the
- 2:05Speaker 1: regular seasons, so why why should we care? Seemingly that
- 2:09Speaker 1: they do care about the playoffs. And it was the
- 2:11Speaker 1: showcase game of the night. Deep in the heart of
- 2:14Speaker 1: Texas is where we began, and oh what a night
- 2:17Speaker 1: it was. In Houston, Golden State trying to snatch another
- 2:21Speaker 1: road win. While the Rockets were hoping that they would
- 2:26Speaker 1: actually end the misery, they got embarrassed in many ways.
- 2:31Speaker 1: They were a country mile behind Golden State in the
- 2:35Speaker 1: first game, so trying to even up the books. We
- 2:37Speaker 1: know that was the setup, so I thought maybe he watched,
- 2:41Speaker 1: but I don't know, maybe he didn't watch. There were
- 2:42Speaker 1: other stuff going on. A Jalen Green playing the role
- 2:47Speaker 1: of sniper. He was a skunk in the first game.
- 2:51Speaker 1: He stunk up the arena, but on this particular night,
- 2:55Speaker 1: made not one, not two, not three, not four, not five,
- 2:57Speaker 1: not six, not seven, how about eight moneyball eight three
- 3:00Speaker 1: pointers for Jalen Green and thirty eight points. Thirty eight
- 3:06Speaker 1: points as the Rockets get into the wind column and
- 3:11Speaker 1: they take down the Warriors.
- 3:14Speaker 3: The series is now one.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Up, best of five. Golden State has home court advantaged.
- 3:20Speaker 1: The seventh seated Warriors don't bury the lead, my man.
- 3:24Speaker 1: They were short handed. They were shorthanded and then some
- 3:28Speaker 1: as Jimmy Butler, the butler did it. Jimmy was not
- 3:35Speaker 1: doing the shimmy, Jimmy Butler leaving calling it a pelvic contusion.
- 3:41Speaker 1: He landed on his took us. It appears to be
- 3:45Speaker 1: a tailbone injury. He was undercut. He was undercut by
- 3:50Speaker 1: a Rockets player. There happened late first quarter. Late first quarter.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Now that was not bad enough, which was worse for
- 3:58Speaker 1: the worst because Butler left the injury of the Warriors
- 4:00Speaker 1: were also shorthanded as one of their role players, Randon Pajemski.
- 4:07Speaker 1: He also had a problem with his stuff. Oh my stomach,
- 4:12Speaker 1: bad stomach. So he pitched a shutout I think play
- 4:15Speaker 1: like fourteen minutes or something like that.
- 4:17Speaker 3: He was useless.
- 4:18Speaker 1: So Game number three is on Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, and
- 4:24Speaker 1: that will be in northern California. So let us discuss
- 4:27Speaker 1: the question how much trouble are the Warriors in now. Normally,
- 4:32Speaker 1: when you go on the road and you get a
- 4:34Speaker 1: split and you're the team that does not have home court,
- 4:37Speaker 1: that is a wonderful mitzvah. But how much trouble of
- 4:40Speaker 1: the war is in if Jimmy Butler is down for
- 4:45Speaker 1: the count and cannot return in this series. So I've
- 4:48Speaker 1: got general Electric, secret blend and mechanical engineer, and we
- 4:56Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we are
- 5:01Speaker 1: going to boggle the mind, is what we're going to do,
- 5:04Speaker 1: unless we don't. So a Jimmy Butler is the antithesis
- 5:09Speaker 1: of the standard issue NBA player.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Let's start with that, all Right's start with that.
- 5:14Speaker 1: The modern ballplayer is a mister Softy in the NBA.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Maybe I'm wrong on this. I look at Jimmy Butler.
- 5:21Speaker 1: One of the reasons I've appreciated watching him play over
- 5:24Speaker 1: the years is he's a throwback.
- 5:26Speaker 3: He's a red.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Blooded American alpha male, and outside of his personal beef
- 5:30Speaker 1: with pat Riley, when he held a wildcat strike there
- 5:33Speaker 1: in Miami. When I've seen Jimmy Butler play, it appears
- 5:36Speaker 1: he's got dragon balls and he's the kind of guy
- 5:39Speaker 1: that would just take some pharmacy great ibuprofen and suck
- 5:43Speaker 1: it up. So if playoff Jimmy is d O and E,
- 5:48Speaker 1: then this becomes a general electric situation. That means you
- 5:52Speaker 1: open up the ge oven there. You take the warriors
- 5:56Speaker 1: out of that oven because they are cooked. And if
- 6:00Speaker 1: they want to bring in a motivational speaker, may I
- 6:02Speaker 1: recommend bringing in Nick van Exell, who can say one, two, three,
- 6:07Speaker 1: can kun because that's where they're headed.
- 6:09Speaker 3: Now, sure you can have.
- 6:11Speaker 1: The next man up philosophy, and that's certainly what the
- 6:14Speaker 1: warrior is going to do. If Butler's out, And as
- 6:16Speaker 1: someone that's injured my tailbone before and I had to
- 6:20Speaker 1: sit on one of those rings, you know the things
- 6:22Speaker 1: you said, the pads with the ring on it because
- 6:24Speaker 1: you can't sit down because your butt hurts. Yeah, I
- 6:26Speaker 1: had to do that. Good luck coming back and playing
- 6:29Speaker 1: at a high level. Now, could Butler return as a decoy? Sure,
- 6:32Speaker 1: But if this is as bad as they're saying it is,
- 6:35Speaker 1: it maybe they're lying.
- 6:36Speaker 3: They lie a lot in the NBA. They like to
- 6:37Speaker 3: do that.
- 6:38Speaker 1: They embellish injuries as part of the business of basketball.
- 6:41Speaker 1: But assuming he's an actual legit injury the way it's
- 6:43Speaker 1: being described, good luck being anything more than a decoy anyway.
- 6:47Speaker 1: So next man up that would be Jonathan Kaminga, that
- 6:50Speaker 1: he would be activated. The problem is Kaminga has been
- 6:54Speaker 1: on the knotty list for the Warriors. I'm not even
- 6:58Speaker 1: a Warriors fan, and I know this. I've seen the
- 7:00Speaker 1: stories you've sent me, some of the stories about how
- 7:02Speaker 1: he's not in the rotation. He's just been after games
- 7:05Speaker 1: sadly shooting jump shots and empty arenas. So he got
- 7:09Speaker 1: his opportunity. He's been on the natty list. Kaminga, he
- 7:13Speaker 1: comes off the natty list.
- 7:15Speaker 3: How did he do?
- 7:16Speaker 1: Jonathan Kaminga? He played twenty six minutes, had eleven points,
- 7:21Speaker 1: three rebounds to assists, and he shot thirty three point
- 7:25Speaker 1: three percent half the Sign of the Devil. It was unremarkable, unremarkable.
- 7:30Speaker 1: And so that's the guy at Butler's not able to
- 7:32Speaker 1: get going. That's the guy. Good luck with him being
- 7:35Speaker 1: the guy. Now, there was the moment within the moment
- 7:38Speaker 1: here in this game, Golden State was lurking in the
- 7:41Speaker 1: shadows there, trying to sneak up like a snake in
- 7:44Speaker 1: the grass.
- 7:45Speaker 3: Even though they were shorthanded. They did get within eleven at.
- 7:49Speaker 1: One point, which is still not all that great. That's
- 7:51Speaker 1: not all that great. However, around that time, there was
- 7:55Speaker 1: a rhubarb that took place. So what did you make,
- 8:00Speaker 1: Golden States? Draymond Green getting into a shouting match with
- 8:05Speaker 1: Fred van Vliet late in the fourth quarter, So just imagine,
- 8:11Speaker 1: if you.
- 8:12Speaker 3: Will, in the cartoon bubble over your head. There was
- 8:15Speaker 3: some some back.
- 8:17Speaker 1: And forth and Draymond got right there nose to nose.
- 8:23Speaker 3: And if anyone ate garlic, the other person would have
- 8:25Speaker 3: been knocked out.
- 8:27Speaker 1: It was a doggie bag filled with historyonics is what
- 8:30Speaker 1: it was. By modern basketball. This game was somewhat physical.
- 8:36Speaker 1: I do not agree with the level of physicality that
- 8:38Speaker 1: was described by the broadcasters.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Seemed like they were going a little too far over
- 8:42Speaker 3: the top.
- 8:42Speaker 1: But Raymond Green and Fred Van Vliet stood toe to
- 8:46Speaker 1: toe and they exchanged.
- 8:48Speaker 3: Naughty words, naughty naughty words, and then they got separated.
- 8:52Speaker 1: And it was that secret blend of T and B,
- 8:55Speaker 1: theatrics and bravado. But it's fake bravado, as most NBA
- 9:00Speaker 1: dust ups happened these days. Yeah, the last real NBA
- 9:04Speaker 1: dust up was the Malice at the Palace in Michigan
- 9:09Speaker 1: there with the Pistons and the Pacers, and since then
- 9:11Speaker 1: they've all just been nothing but nonsense it which.
- 9:14Speaker 3: Is likely better that way. It's probably better that way.
- 9:16Speaker 1: Anyway, you had the standard fake tough guys, the teammates
- 9:20Speaker 1: that run over to protect the fake tough guys, and
- 9:24Speaker 1: so you could you can almost imagine Draymond as he's
- 9:28Speaker 1: surrounded by his warrior teammates.
- 9:30Speaker 3: Hold me back, bro, hold me back, bro. You know
- 9:32Speaker 3: that kind of thing.
- 9:33Speaker 1: And then you had the h town crowd serenading's Raymond Green,
- 9:37Speaker 1: chanting f you Draymon. More than that in a minute.
- 9:41Speaker 1: All right, now, last Warrior. We're gonna move away from
- 9:44Speaker 1: the playoff games. We get to the other matchups later on,
- 9:47Speaker 1: but we move on now to Dallas because there isn't say, Ben,
- 9:52Speaker 1: why would you go to Dallas? Do you know the
- 9:55Speaker 1: Mavericks are not in the playoffs? Why would you bring
- 9:57Speaker 1: up the Mavericks? Well we go where the the News
- 10:00Speaker 1: of the day takes this, and there's another chapter and
- 10:03Speaker 1: more chatter on the worst decision in sport that took
- 10:10Speaker 1: place this basketball season. So kick back and relax and
- 10:15Speaker 1: enjoy the tale we are hearing now. The reason for
- 10:19Speaker 1: the viral, viral divorce, the breakup herd round basketball between
- 10:26Speaker 1: Louka and the mav Rex could that's a weasel word,
- 10:31Speaker 1: could go all the way back to a couple weeks
- 10:33Speaker 1: before the transaction, which was not a trade because the
- 10:37Speaker 1: trade you get equal value wasn't a trade, was giveaway.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Before the Mavericks gave away Luca, we're now reading that
- 10:44Speaker 1: the new MAVs ownership tried to approach Doncik about conditioning
- 10:52Speaker 1: also known as hey, stop being a fat tub of goo,
- 10:56Speaker 1: Luca getting shape, fatty And how'd that work out?
- 11:00Speaker 3: Well?
- 11:00Speaker 1: Patrick Dumont, Patrick Dumont, nobody's chant chanting.
- 11:05Speaker 3: Fire doomat nobody's doing that. It's fire Nico. Anyway, this guy, Patrick.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Dumont, who won the not the genetic lottery, he won
- 11:14Speaker 1: the marriage lottery. Through marriage, he now gets to own
- 11:17Speaker 1: the Mavericks and he had a less than positive some
- 11:22Speaker 1: would call negative encounter with Luca before giving the green
- 11:27Speaker 1: light to send his ass out of Dallas.
- 11:32Speaker 3: So we'll frame it this way.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Luka Donzik had a issue a falling out with the
- 11:38Speaker 1: new Mavericks owner weeks before he was traded or given away.
- 11:42Speaker 1: Do you find this significant? Are these two things related?
- 11:47Speaker 1: And I would respond to that by saying, is a
- 11:49Speaker 1: wildfire hot? Is a wildfire hot?
- 11:52Speaker 3: Right?
- 11:52Speaker 1: This sounds like a plant. If you ask where did
- 11:57Speaker 1: this story come from? Randomly, I would say, based on
- 12:01Speaker 1: my years of investigative talk radio, it is more likely
- 12:05Speaker 1: than not that this was leaked by somebody who is
- 12:08Speaker 1: connected with Nico Nico Harrison, who has now held two
- 12:13Speaker 1: horrific news conferences about this trade.
- 12:16Speaker 3: And it's likely.
- 12:17Speaker 1: It's like, hey, wait a minute, you know this guy
- 12:20Speaker 1: signed off on it, and he recommended it, and so
- 12:24Speaker 1: let's throw him under the proverbial team plane as it's
- 12:28Speaker 1: taxing for takeoff there. And so it sounds like, hey,
- 12:31Speaker 1: what my fault. Dumont's the guy, Hey my fault, blame Dumont.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Now if true, If true, the mav Rec franchise was
- 12:41Speaker 1: harpooned by a mechanical engineer, you realize that this guy
- 12:48Speaker 1: could have become an HVAC technician or a civil engineer
- 12:51Speaker 1: or something like that. If your fine jobs instead Patrick Dumont,
- 12:57Speaker 1: who did get a mechanical engineering degree from John Hop
- 13:00Speaker 1: University there in Baltimore, go Blue Jays, and then went
- 13:04Speaker 1: to a business school. He married into the Adelson family,
- 13:09Speaker 1: the gambling family, So through marriage he married into that family,
- 13:13Speaker 1: and the old man died and he rose to the
- 13:17Speaker 1: level of owner of the Maverick. You talk about a
- 13:20Speaker 1: hostile takeover, all right, So we could totally see Luca
- 13:27Speaker 1: getting confronted by somebody he doesn't really know, this guy Dumont,
- 13:31Speaker 1: Patrick Dumont, a stranger, and Luca being a total dink
- 13:36Speaker 1: with the guy and the highbrow owner of the Mavericks
- 13:41Speaker 1: who thinks his poopy doesn't smelly and used to work
- 13:44Speaker 1: at bear Stearns on Wall Street, going scorched earth.
- 13:47Speaker 3: And saying, all right, this trade this guy and Nico Harrison.
- 13:52Speaker 1: It's not to say Nico didn't cheer for that to happen,
- 13:55Speaker 1: but ultimately, a trade like this does not happen without
- 13:59Speaker 1: the owner giving the okay, and so it's just not possible.
- 14:04Speaker 3: There is not a dimension where that happens. It just
- 14:07Speaker 3: doesn't take place.
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- 14:17Speaker 1: So our lead this hour, Our lead, this hour is
- 14:20Speaker 1: from Boston. We peak around the playoff card Eastern Conference,
- 14:26Speaker 1: Eastern Conference out of the bracket. The Boston basketball team
- 14:30Speaker 1: playing without Jason Tatum.
- 14:32Speaker 3: Oh my aching wrist out. My yeah.
- 14:36Speaker 1: He came down hard on the wrist there and said
- 14:39Speaker 1: he was perfectly fine, everything was good. Yet he did
- 14:42Speaker 1: not play in game two versus Orlando, and this was
- 14:46Speaker 1: one of the first games of the night there. I
- 14:48Speaker 1: don't know if you saw this or not, if you
- 14:49Speaker 1: were checking it out, maybe you were objecting to the
- 14:52Speaker 1: game and watching something else. You said, enough is enough,
- 14:54Speaker 1: But we watched so you would not have to. Jalen Brown,
- 14:58Speaker 1: who is being paid as a number umber one type player. Well,
- 15:01Speaker 1: Jaylen Brown went out and played. He had thirty six points,
- 15:06Speaker 1: ten rebounds, bib assists. And the story here was not
- 15:09Speaker 1: so much Jalen Brown. It was Chris tops Porzingis, who
- 15:12Speaker 1: dramatically returned to the game after getting bloody, a big
- 15:17Speaker 1: bloody gash right on his forehead, right in the middle
- 15:20Speaker 1: of his forehead. Had twenty points and the Celtics beat
- 15:26Speaker 1: the Magic and so Boston up two to OHO in
- 15:29Speaker 1: the series, and they win a game without Tatum, who
- 15:33Speaker 1: has a bone bruise a contrusion. He's got a bone
- 15:37Speaker 1: bruise in his right wrist and he missed a playoff
- 15:41Speaker 1: game for the first time in his career, so he
- 15:43Speaker 1: was out. But Boston up two oh and they are
- 15:47Speaker 1: in good shape here, lied by his many's fifteen in
- 15:49Speaker 1: the second half.
- 15:50Speaker 3: They did hold off a mild.
- 15:51Speaker 1: Push by the team from Mickey Town in Florida. There
- 15:57Speaker 1: the Celtics had twelve three pointers, which is not that
- 16:00Speaker 1: many for them.
- 16:01Speaker 3: They were twenty five of thirty three from the charity Stride.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Game three is Friday in Central Florida.
- 16:08Speaker 1: The bigger story here, though, is the subplot, and that
- 16:13Speaker 1: is the moment that we will remember not long term,
- 16:17Speaker 1: but we'll remember it for the short term. Celtics center
- 16:19Speaker 1: Chris tops Porzingis went to the locker room with a
- 16:24Speaker 1: massive dash right there on his forehead, blood in the
- 16:29Speaker 1: air everywhere, and I came back out. They slapped a
- 16:33Speaker 1: bandage on his forehead and he shot a pair of
- 16:36Speaker 1: foul shots.
- 16:37Speaker 3: He took a full elbow from.
- 16:41Speaker 1: A guy I've never heard of on the Orlando Magic.
- 16:43Speaker 1: Is it Goga Bitadza. That's a mouthful anyway, for me,
- 16:50Speaker 1: not for him. And that was in the third quarter. Now,
- 16:53Speaker 1: during the review, there was a lengthy review as they
- 16:55Speaker 1: wanted to watch every possible angle and high death of
- 16:59Speaker 1: the elbow from Bitadza Bitadze rather as it hit Porzingis.
- 17:04Speaker 1: So during the review, Chris Stops dramatically emerged from the
- 17:09Speaker 1: locker room. The crowd went wild. The crowd went wild.
- 17:13Speaker 1: He had blood down the back of his head. He
- 17:18Speaker 1: was completely disheveled and at bandage right there in the
- 17:22Speaker 1: four As we mentioned, he re entered the game, connected
- 17:25Speaker 1: one of two foul shots and then left the game again,
- 17:29Speaker 1: and that led to the great SoundBite of the night.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Joel Mizzoula Joel Missoula as only he can do commenting
- 17:37Speaker 1: on Christops Porzingis, and I think we have the audio
- 17:41Speaker 1: on list listen to Joe as he works himself up
- 17:43Speaker 1: into a crescendo.
- 17:44Speaker 3: Let's go to the audio tape.
- 17:46Speaker 5: I like his overall just approach. I think he has
- 17:48Speaker 5: an ability in innate ability to take things very serious
- 17:51Speaker 5: and at the same time, you know, have great perspective
- 17:54Speaker 5: and then you know you see how he I think
- 17:56Speaker 5: he can control his environment really well with how he
- 17:57Speaker 5: handles the crowd and how he handles the physicality of it,
- 18:00Speaker 5: and he can maintain his kind of his poise and
- 18:03Speaker 5: he just has a great way about him. And I
- 18:06Speaker 5: think that that that helps us. And like, yeah, I do.
- 18:09Speaker 5: I love watching him. I like watching him bleed on
- 18:12Speaker 5: the court. I think it's important. Uh and then he,
- 18:14Speaker 5: you know, he comes back in and does his job.
- 18:17Speaker 3: So I do like that about Yeah, I like that
- 18:20Speaker 3: about it. Let's we play that this this highlight that
- 18:22Speaker 3: last part. Listen, listen again. This is the this is
- 18:24Speaker 3: the money part of it. Listen closely.
- 18:27Speaker 5: I like watching them bleed on the court. I think
- 18:28Speaker 5: it's important.
- 18:29Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. I like watching the bleed on
- 18:31Speaker 3: the cord. I think it's important. A right, So let
- 18:33Speaker 3: us discuss the question.
- 18:36Speaker 1: Is there a deeper meaning to the Celtic coach Joe
- 18:40Speaker 1: Missoula Let him play Joe Joe Mizzoula being happy that
- 18:45Speaker 1: Chris stops porzingis played covered in blood. So my observations,
- 18:50Speaker 1: I've got Kleenex, milkman, and Paris baguette, and we will
- 18:55Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we are going
- 18:59Speaker 1: to spike the punch bowl, is what we're gonna do.
- 19:01Speaker 1: We're gonna spike the punch bowl, all right, So numb burn?
- 19:05Speaker 3: Can I get a numb burn?
- 19:08Speaker 1: To answer the question, is there a deeper meaning of this?
- 19:11Speaker 1: I am nodding my head. Yes, I'm nodding my head. Yeah, yeah,
- 19:15Speaker 1: I'm going yes, I'm gone. I'mna get busy if I
- 19:17Speaker 1: keep doing this. Aside from Joe Mazoula continuing to be
- 19:22Speaker 1: the quirky quote machine of the NBA. Now, I am not,
- 19:26Speaker 1: as you know, a psychologist. I am just a mere
- 19:30Speaker 1: peon in the radio world, the overnight gas bag. However,
- 19:33Speaker 1: I can't play a shrink on the radio. And here's
- 19:38Speaker 1: my diagnose. Joe Mazoo was confessing. That was a confessional
- 19:45Speaker 1: that he is concerned. The coach of the Celtics is
- 19:49Speaker 1: worried that the reigning NBA champions are soft, and there
- 19:55Speaker 1: was meaning in that. Coach Joe does not want to
- 19:59Speaker 1: coach team of flowers. He doesn't want the pussy willow
- 20:02Speaker 1: flower team out there.
- 20:03Speaker 3: He doesn't.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Now, to rephrase this for those of you a little
- 20:07Speaker 1: slow in the back of the room, Joe Mizula is
- 20:09Speaker 1: worried about the Kleenex. He wants to avoid a tissue
- 20:14Speaker 1: paper team and instead he wants that thick scar. Tissue
- 20:19Speaker 1: is what he would like, and it's unbecoming if you're
- 20:22Speaker 1: not like that. You might remember when when Jason Tatum
- 20:25Speaker 1: got hurt in Game one, Missoula ran out there and
- 20:29Speaker 1: chased the trainer away. Do you remember that he pushed
- 20:32Speaker 1: the trainer away for the Celtics, the medical staff away,
- 20:35Speaker 1: because he's trying to toughen up Tatum. Turned out, Tatum
- 20:39Speaker 1: missed the game. But porzingis he's out there. There's blood
- 20:43Speaker 1: on the floor, there's blood everywhere, and Mozilla's his quote is, hey,
- 20:49Speaker 1: he was happy. He liked watching him bleed out on
- 20:52Speaker 1: the court right there. He enjoyed it. He enjoyed it,
- 20:55Speaker 1: And so there we are. And it's pretty wild, though,
- 20:58Speaker 1: considering that porzingis his reputation, one of the reasons he
- 21:02Speaker 1: kept moving around from the Knickerbockers to the Mavericks and
- 21:05Speaker 1: all these other teams he's played for Washington.
- 21:08Speaker 3: His reputation is fragile, fradgile.
- 21:12Speaker 1: He's your prototypical modern NBA ballplayer who misses a ton
- 21:16Speaker 1: of games.
- 21:17Speaker 3: He's always hurt. He was hurt last year when the
- 21:19Speaker 3: Celtics went on their run and they would win the championship.
- 21:22Speaker 3: He got hurt in that run, all right, now, page two.
- 21:25Speaker 1: So what intrigues you the most about this individual? Christops
- 21:31Speaker 1: Berzingis moment for the Celtics. So for me, it's the
- 21:33Speaker 1: obvious cinematic nature of the event, right, the cinematic nature.
- 21:39Speaker 1: If this had been during an NBA Finals game, it
- 21:43Speaker 1: would have been on par on par with Paul Pierce,
- 21:48Speaker 1: who needed a wheelchair because he soiled his pants. He
- 21:51Speaker 1: had poopy in the pantsy and he had to get
- 21:54Speaker 1: a wheelchair because he didn't want people to see the
- 21:57Speaker 1: streak down the.
- 21:58Speaker 3: Back of his pants.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Now, Chris on this one was the milkman. Now, not
- 22:02Speaker 1: milkman Mike in Colorado, although Milkman Mike in Colorado was
- 22:06Speaker 1: in Boston recently. No, no, no, he was a different milkman.
- 22:10Speaker 1: Because Porzingis was playing to the crowd. He was smiling
- 22:13Speaker 1: from ear to ear. He was milking the malman, just
- 22:17Speaker 1: enjoying the hell out of it. As the crowd chanted
- 22:20Speaker 1: his name, Porzingis looked like he was in some kind
- 22:24Speaker 1: of a fight, like a Rocky Balboa old school boxing movie.
- 22:28Speaker 3: Bloodied, battered, bruised, and completely beaten. But he came back
- 22:33Speaker 3: into the game.
- 22:34Speaker 1: And was he actually growing a unicorn or did somebody
- 22:38Speaker 1: take the unicorn off of his forehead? Now, as for
- 22:40Speaker 1: Jason Tatum, that particular injury is at a big deal,
- 22:46Speaker 1: a little deal, or no deal. So I have it
- 22:49Speaker 1: as a no deal. I don't think it's a big deal.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Even though he missed the game. I believe the reason
- 22:54Speaker 1: he missed the game is because the Celtics don't consider
- 22:56Speaker 1: the Magic a threat.
- 22:58Speaker 3: And they were right.
- 23:00Speaker 1: They went out there without without Tatum and without Porzingis
- 23:05Speaker 1: for a stretch and they still beat Orlando. So out
- 23:07Speaker 1: of an abundance of caution, remember that back in twenty
- 23:11Speaker 1: twenty shut the whole world down. I have an abundance
- 23:13Speaker 1: of caution, But out of an abundance of caution, they
- 23:15Speaker 1: rested Tatum. Had this been a tougher opponent, a worthy opponent,
- 23:22Speaker 1: we believe on this side of the microphones, that he
- 23:24Speaker 1: would have played.
- 23:25Speaker 3: He would have played all right. Final point.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Now, I was gonna talk about the calves and the heat,
- 23:29Speaker 1: and I attempted to find a talking point.
- 23:33Speaker 3: I did.
- 23:34Speaker 1: I don't want to shortchange the people of Cleveland. I
- 23:37Speaker 1: don't want to do that. I could not find a
- 23:39Speaker 1: talking point. I could not find a talking point. There's
- 23:43Speaker 1: nothing there. I know that Miami was within a couple
- 23:46Speaker 1: of points late in the fourth quarter, but there was
- 23:49Speaker 1: just nothing that really stood out, and so we moved
- 23:52Speaker 1: to the diamond. Baseball barbarism a major league baseball team complaining,
- 24:00Speaker 1: complaining about work conditions. Is it a baseball team that
- 24:04Speaker 1: plays in a minor league ballpark the Tampa Bay Rays.
- 24:07Speaker 2: No.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Is it a baseball team that plays in a minor
- 24:10Speaker 1: league ballpark the Sacramento Athletics.
- 24:12Speaker 3: No.
- 24:13Speaker 1: The team that wears the halo, but making it seem
- 24:18Speaker 1: like they're playing in baseball hell. Now, to set this up,
- 24:22Speaker 1: Bajor League baseball teams normally play an afternoon game on
- 24:26Speaker 1: a getaway day before or they go to or leave
- 24:31Speaker 1: the West Coast.
- 24:32Speaker 3: That's typically how it's done.
- 24:35Speaker 1: You fly to or from the West Coast, you play
- 24:38Speaker 1: a day because you got to sit on the plane
- 24:40Speaker 1: for a few hours, god forbid, And especially if there's
- 24:44Speaker 1: no often you don't have a day off between games.
- 24:47Speaker 1: You play the early game and then you go out
- 24:49Speaker 1: and you play you play the following day at night.
- 24:52Speaker 1: The Angels our schedule here on this Thursday to play
- 24:57Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh.
- 24:58Speaker 3: Pirates the Bucos. There's only one.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Person I know that cares about that game. That's Seria Sean.
- 25:04Speaker 1: So the Pirates and the Angels are gonna play in Anaheim.
- 25:07Speaker 1: And then the Angels will take a chartered bus. They
- 25:11Speaker 1: will have an escort. They will go to the airport.
- 25:15Speaker 1: They will go to a special part of the airport
- 25:17Speaker 1: not to be touched by the unwashed. They will then
- 25:20Speaker 1: board a chartered flight. They will then fly to Minnesota.
- 25:24Speaker 1: They will then get off the plane to a private
- 25:27Speaker 1: bus with an escort, and they will then go to
- 25:31Speaker 1: a hotel where they will check in at a five
- 25:33Speaker 1: star hotel and then play a bunch of road games
- 25:37Speaker 1: in Minnesota starting the following night. And the Angels are
- 25:42Speaker 1: spitting mad about this. Among the players, you have closer
- 25:46Speaker 1: Kenley Jansen, which is still very odd that guy blew
- 25:50Speaker 1: some big games with the Dodgers. Kenley Jansen and outfielder
- 25:53Speaker 1: Taylor Ward have called the travel schedule, among other things,
- 25:57Speaker 1: quote not healthy, clost quote and vote unfair. They're arguing
- 26:03Speaker 1: it creates a competitive disadvantage. Ken Lee Jansen in particular,
- 26:08Speaker 1: sounded like someone might die.
- 26:10Speaker 3: Because of this.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Do you have empathy for ken Lee Jansen and the
- 26:13Speaker 1: Angels and their public complaints about their travel schedule? So
- 26:19Speaker 1: I will be the judge, jury and executioner on this one,
- 26:24Speaker 1: and motion denied, Motion denied. Now the Angels, I don't
- 26:31Speaker 1: know if they have any sponsors left, because who I've
- 26:34Speaker 1: watched any of those games, But the Angels should be
- 26:37Speaker 1: sponsored by Paris Baguette, because that is a team filled
- 26:41Speaker 1: with cream puffs, that is a cream puff team. Complaining
- 26:45Speaker 1: about the schedule. I thought everyone learned this. I thought
- 26:48Speaker 1: one of the lessons of sport. One of the lessons
- 26:51Speaker 1: that we learn in sport is complaining about the schedule
- 26:54Speaker 1: does not change the schedule. And that the teams that
- 26:57Speaker 1: are good, the teams that win, the teams that elebrate
- 27:00Speaker 1: victories on a regular basis, they focus their energy on
- 27:04Speaker 1: adapting and using that as a badge of honor, a
- 27:09Speaker 1: badge of honor, preparing overcoming that that is an obstacle,
- 27:15Speaker 1: That is machismo, that is masculinity. You've overcome an obstacle,
- 27:18Speaker 1: Not the modern athlete, not the Angels.
- 27:21Speaker 3: No, no, no, oh booo, it's hard. It's so difficult.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Ash shut up, so stupid, it is so dumb. Rather
- 27:31Speaker 1: than say, Okay, we're gonna use this as an exciting
- 27:33Speaker 1: thing to build some mental toughness, and we're gonna show
- 27:35Speaker 1: what kind of tough team we are. You acknowledge it
- 27:38Speaker 1: and then you rise above it. The angels, Oh no,
- 27:40Speaker 1: it's not healthy.
- 27:41Speaker 3: It's unfair. Oh my god.
- 27:44Speaker 1: We gotta go on a chartered plane, a charted You're
- 27:48Speaker 1: not sitting on Southwest Group B. You're on a chartered plane.
- 27:53Speaker 1: You're not flying Spirit Airlines where if you breathe and
- 27:57Speaker 1: spit a loogie they.
- 27:58Speaker 3: Charge you for it.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Then you get on your luxury chartered bus, you go
- 28:03Speaker 1: to your five star hotel with eight gazillion thread count chets.
- 28:09Speaker 1: You talk about hardship, you talk about overcoming, overcoming adverse.
- 28:17Speaker 1: It's like it's like skid Row amazing courage in sports.
- 28:23Speaker 1: The angels courage in sports so embarrassing.
- 28:28Speaker 3: He's so stupid. Oh my god, I saw you gotta
- 28:31Speaker 3: be kidding me.
- 28:32Speaker 1: And the other part of it is they're actually complaining
- 28:35Speaker 1: about ownership because the team decides the time of the game.
- 28:38Speaker 3: The home team decides.
- 28:40Speaker 1: There are rules, there are rules, But really, what the
- 28:43Speaker 1: Angels entire team is doing is complaining about Artie Marino.
- 28:48Speaker 1: But yet see they want to be paid as much
- 28:50Speaker 1: moneys they get, as far as I know, and so
- 28:52Speaker 1: the Angels they know if they played the Pirates at
- 28:55Speaker 1: one o'clock on a Thursday afternoon in April, would have
- 29:00Speaker 1: been seven and a half people there. Seven and one
- 29:03Speaker 1: really short person would have been there. Okay, seven and
- 29:06Speaker 1: a half people would have been a game. They played
- 29:08Speaker 1: the game at night, they got fifteen people, so they
- 29:10Speaker 1: double the attendance at night.
- 29:12Speaker 3: So that's why they did that. It's just wonderful.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler
- 29:18Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 29:21Speaker 1: Here we Go, Here we go, Here we go, Here
- 29:23Speaker 1: we go, Here we go.
- 29:28Speaker 3: This is one big Ben gets grilled koblu.
- 29:33Speaker 6: So the Rams won't say much about whether they are
- 29:35Speaker 6: looking to draft a quarterback, but we do know that
- 29:37Speaker 6: things are year to year with Matthew Stafford, who isn't
- 29:39Speaker 6: exactly a spring chicken.
- 29:41Speaker 7: Now, Ben, do you.
- 29:42Speaker 6: Think the Rams wait until next offseason to address their
- 29:45Speaker 6: long term future at quarterback?
- 29:47Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 29:47Speaker 1: So The Rams are in the try to win now
- 29:49Speaker 1: period still, so they need help on the offensive line,
- 29:51Speaker 1: they need help in the secondary.
- 29:53Speaker 3: They'd like to add a tight.
- 29:54Speaker 1: End, so they could draft somebody in the middle rounds,
- 29:57Speaker 1: but it's not a priority. And McVeigh so cocky and
- 30:01Speaker 1: confident that when Stafford leaves, he thinks he can turn
- 30:03Speaker 1: anyone into a serviceable quarterback in the NFL.
- 30:06Speaker 3: So it is not.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Something I would expect the Rams to draft high.
- 30:11Speaker 3: We'll see. I mean, I don't think any of these
- 30:13Speaker 3: guys are all that great in the draft. Next, that's
- 30:15Speaker 3: a quarterback.
- 30:16Speaker 6: As we mentioned on the show yesterday, Celtics guard Peyton
- 30:19Speaker 6: Pritchard won sixth Man of the Year, but Calves owner
- 30:21Speaker 6: Dan Gilbert insists that it should have been his guy,
- 30:24Speaker 6: Tied Jerome, saying, anybody who watched Calves basketball this season
- 30:27Speaker 6: knows Ti Jerome is the sixth man of the year.
- 30:29Speaker 7: Ben was Jerome overlooked? So let me get straight.
- 30:32Speaker 1: The owner of the Caves, Dan Gilbert, did he write
- 30:34Speaker 1: a letter? Did he do it in a letter? No, listen,
- 30:37Speaker 1: t Ty. Every time I watched the Calves, Ti Jerome's
- 30:39Speaker 1: playing great, He's making moneyballs, he's making big shots.
- 30:43Speaker 3: He looks wonderful. The problem is.
- 30:46Speaker 1: That Peyton Pritchard is he was just better and the
- 30:50Speaker 1: Celtics were you know, they didn't have a better record
- 30:52Speaker 1: than the Calves and all that in the regular season,
- 30:54Speaker 1: but Peyton Pritchard's impact was greater than Ti Jerome. And
- 30:58Speaker 1: Ti Jerome plays in Cleveland, So yeah, you're overlood when
- 31:00Speaker 1: you're playing in Cleveland. That's kind of how that works.
- 31:03Speaker 1: You know, Tiger Roones played for four different NBA teams.
- 31:06Speaker 3: I didn't know. I'd never even heard of a guy.
- 31:08Speaker 7: Yeah, this was the first I had heard of him.
- 31:10Speaker 6: All right, next, basketball fans do not want to see
- 31:12Speaker 6: another thunder Grizzlies matchup. There were calls for a mercy
- 31:15Speaker 6: rule in the series all over social media Tuesday evening, Ben,
- 31:18Speaker 6: do you think Memphis has any chance of winning a
- 31:19Speaker 6: game at home or will this be a sweep for Okse?
- 31:22Speaker 1: Oh, they have a chance because you have a bad
- 31:25Speaker 1: shooting night Shade yogis, Alexander hasn't played well.
- 31:28Speaker 3: The officials.
- 31:29Speaker 1: I mean, there's a shot that you get at least
- 31:32Speaker 1: one win, but they're just not competitive. They don't have
- 31:37Speaker 1: that fighting spirit in Memphis, so based on the way
- 31:40Speaker 1: that they just kind of go through the motions.
- 31:41Speaker 3: I'd say no, but yeah, they can steal a game
- 31:43Speaker 3: with some help. How did we do you pass?
- 31:46Speaker 7: This edition?
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- 32:09Speaker 7: For Horry Honey, Honey Waite.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Ask bed Twitter.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Send us your questions on Twitter.
- 32:14Speaker 3: Now it is asked Ben.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Your questions are answers for the rest of the hour.
- 32:21Speaker 1: The Scion of Knowledge is activated in we passed the microphone.
- 32:25Speaker 3: Over to the Koop of Loop for the reading of
- 32:28Speaker 3: the questions.
- 32:28Speaker 1: These are actual questions by actual listeners who used the
- 32:31Speaker 1: hashtag ask bad.
- 32:34Speaker 7: All right, We're gonna start off with a question from
- 32:36Speaker 7: Tony in the Bay.
- 32:37Speaker 3: Hi Tony.
- 32:38Speaker 6: Now, I feel like I have an advantage because he
- 32:40Speaker 6: told me this a while ago, so I've had time
- 32:41Speaker 6: to think about it. But okay, the question is would
- 32:45Speaker 6: you rather and this is gonna you have to do
- 32:47Speaker 6: this for the rest of your life. Would you rather
- 32:49Speaker 6: talk like Jack Sparrow or walk like C three po.
- 32:55Speaker 2: Okay.
- 32:56Speaker 3: So I'm I'm an introvert.
- 32:58Speaker 1: I don't like to talk to people all them the job,
- 33:00Speaker 1: so I'd be fine.
- 33:02Speaker 3: That would just give me a reason not to talk
- 33:04Speaker 3: to people, So I'd do the talking. Lorena, I love voices.
- 33:09Speaker 3: I'd probably do Jack Sparrow for sure. You'd like that, Okay,
- 33:12Speaker 3: for the rest of your life. Yeah, I think i'd
- 33:14Speaker 3: like it. Cool.
- 33:16Speaker 7: So here was my thought.
- 33:17Speaker 6: If I was single, I would choose the C three
- 33:20Speaker 6: po thing because it's kind of like you could pass
- 33:23Speaker 6: it off as like something's kind of like physically wrong
- 33:25Speaker 6: with you and you get kind of like sympathy there.
- 33:27Speaker 6: The other one, you're just like a weirdo talking like
- 33:29Speaker 6: Jack Sparrow all the time. But because I'm married, I
- 33:32Speaker 6: would pick the Jack Sparrow one.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Okay. You could say though, to pick up chicks, you
- 33:38Speaker 3: could be like, I'm doing cosplay as Jack.
- 33:40Speaker 6: Yeah, but then but you're always doing it after a while.
- 33:42Speaker 6: They'd be like, come on, man.
- 33:45Speaker 3: Yeah, her point, But maybe you know I just wanted.
- 33:47Speaker 7: To, so I would choose.
- 33:48Speaker 6: I would choose the Jack Sparrow one because I'd want
- 33:50Speaker 6: my complete mobility.
- 33:51Speaker 3: Still, gotcha, all right, what's next?
- 33:53Speaker 1: Just ask Ben your questions all answers to the rest
- 33:56Speaker 1: all the hour.
- 33:57Speaker 7: All right, now, this is an interesting one. We've We've
- 33:59Speaker 7: been asked many.
- 34:00Speaker 6: Times what our favorite like pizza toppings are, but Jared
- 34:05Speaker 6: would like to.
- 34:05Speaker 3: Know what are your from a sandwich shop?
- 34:07Speaker 7: Yes, what are your favorite nacho toppings?
- 34:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a basic beach with the nachos. I love
- 34:14Speaker 1: the just the cheese and a few holopanos. I'm really
- 34:18Speaker 1: I mean, I've eaten some exotic stuff. I love poutine obviously,
- 34:21Speaker 1: which is not nacho's. Poutine is not nachos that we're
- 34:23Speaker 1: gonna get that in Vancouver.
- 34:24Speaker 7: By the way, I'm actually stunned that you like halapanos
- 34:27Speaker 7: on there.
- 34:27Speaker 1: That's just a little bit. I don't mind, Like I
- 34:30Speaker 1: don't mind too A little bit of hot stuff.
- 34:32Speaker 3: I don't mind. That's pretty much it. I don't I
- 34:34Speaker 3: don't know what else? Are you a little piece of
- 34:35Speaker 3: chicken or whatever? No, that's all? Or what about you, Lorena?
- 34:38Speaker 7: I like everything on my nachos.
- 34:40Speaker 3: What does that mean? What exactly does that?
- 34:41Speaker 2: Well?
- 34:41Speaker 7: But he has what's your favorite nacho toppings?
- 34:44Speaker 3: Like?
- 34:44Speaker 7: You have to pick you know, a couple.
- 34:47Speaker 3: Gooey and neon orange cheese.
- 34:48Speaker 7: Okay, I like the obviously the cheese. I like refried.
- 34:52Speaker 4: Beans, I likes I.
- 34:55Speaker 7: Like Okay, okay, stops.
- 34:59Speaker 3: Hurry off, he's ruining the show.
- 35:02Speaker 7: So my favorites like, I'm like Lorraine, I like them.
- 35:04Speaker 6: I like all that stuff, but I think the refried
- 35:07Speaker 6: beans and sour cream are are my favorite ones.
- 35:13Speaker 3: Oh my god, so bad.
- 35:15Speaker 6: Next here's another interesting one, and shockingly enough, it comes
- 35:19Speaker 6: from Gunner. Uh what where's he been?
- 35:25Speaker 3: By the way? I thought he would call in after
- 35:27Speaker 3: game one?
- 35:28Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. Uh.
- 35:30Speaker 6: I'm curious to see if you guys can even answer this.
- 35:32Speaker 6: What are your top three pastas?
- 35:36Speaker 3: So my go to is fetchini alfredo. That's my top.
- 35:39Speaker 3: I love fini Alfredo.
- 35:41Speaker 1: I like ravioli. That's number two, and then number three.
- 35:44Speaker 1: I don't really have a number three. I would say spaghetti,
- 35:46Speaker 1: but I ate way too much spaghetti as a kid,
- 35:48Speaker 1: so it's.
- 35:48Speaker 3: Not really my number three. Those are my top two?
- 35:50Speaker 3: What about you, Lorrain?
- 35:51Speaker 7: I like cheese filled noodles.
- 35:54Speaker 3: So cheese filled ravioli.
- 35:55Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, yeah, I don't like such.
- 36:01Speaker 6: I guess I like the rigatoni with the that are
- 36:03Speaker 6: kind of like logs that the sauce can get stuck
- 36:05Speaker 6: in the side.
- 36:06Speaker 7: Yes, and then I also like the shells.
- 36:08Speaker 4: I like the pasta shells, and I like when those
- 36:10Speaker 4: are also subbed with cheese cools.
- 36:12Speaker 3: Probably knows more. He's you know, he grew up eating
- 36:14Speaker 3: nothing but pasta.
- 36:15Speaker 6: Like yeah, so number one. My number one is Rigatoni.
- 36:19Speaker 6: And for the exact reason that Lorena said.
- 36:21Speaker 7: It's got.
- 36:21Speaker 6: It's got like the ridges in it. It holds sauce
- 36:23Speaker 6: very well. It's it's like when it's out Dente. It's perfect.
- 36:27Speaker 6: I like Farfalli, which is the bow ties. And then
- 36:32Speaker 6: my last one, uh god, that's truly struggling.
- 36:37Speaker 7: Penney, probably Penne Penny.
- 36:41Speaker 3: Very nice. What is next year's ask?
- 36:43Speaker 2: Ben?
- 36:44Speaker 3: Your questions are answers for the rest of the hour.
- 36:48Speaker 6: Donkey sausage, I donkey. You would like to know. Has
- 36:52Speaker 6: have any of you ever been diagnosed with sleep apnea?
- 36:57Speaker 7: No?
- 36:57Speaker 3: No, I have not, lorrena No.
- 37:00Speaker 7: I do want to do some type of a sleep
- 37:03Speaker 7: thing where they.
- 37:04Speaker 3: Why Why do you want to do you think you
- 37:06Speaker 3: have sleep happy?
- 37:07Speaker 5: No?
- 37:07Speaker 4: But I have really crazy dreams and I want to
- 37:09Speaker 4: see what like the brain activities that.
- 37:11Speaker 3: Actually means that you're a good sleeper. I don't remember,
- 37:15Speaker 3: that's true.
- 37:16Speaker 4: I don't.
- 37:16Speaker 3: I don't go into a deep sleep like I don't sleeper.
- 37:19Speaker 7: Let means you enter ram like a lot. Uh No,
- 37:21Speaker 7: I have not been diagnosed with that. Okay, uh moving on,
- 37:25Speaker 7: we have ben.
- 37:26Speaker 3: Your question is are answered?
- 37:28Speaker 6: Josh would like to Josh, you would like to know
- 37:31Speaker 6: if you could know the date of your death?
- 37:33Speaker 7: Would you want to know what it is?
- 37:36Speaker 1: Only if I would be immortal till that day?
- 37:40Speaker 3: And here's why I would live a hell of a life.
- 37:43Speaker 3: I would jump out of planes. I would do I.
- 37:45Speaker 6: Figure theoretically you would be right because if you know
- 37:47Speaker 6: that you're going to die that day, you know you're
- 37:48Speaker 6: not going to die.
- 37:49Speaker 3: Before that day, Okay, then i'd do that. Sure? Why not?
- 37:52Speaker 3: Just hopefully it's not tomorrow.
- 37:53Speaker 7: I know that's.
- 37:57Speaker 3: You know. Ah, yeah, I.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Mean part part of the mystery, part of the great
- 38:06Speaker 1: thing about life is you don't.
- 38:08Speaker 6: I don't.
- 38:08Speaker 7: I definitely don't want to know.
- 38:09Speaker 3: You know, you might live to be one hundred and ten,
- 38:11Speaker 3: or you might be done.
- 38:13Speaker 7: I used to cry about that in my bed. I
- 38:14Speaker 7: don't want to know.
- 38:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I got all right?
- 38:19Speaker 1: Cool?
- 38:19Speaker 7: Uh, I think I'm with the rain.
- 38:21Speaker 6: Now, I wouldn't want to know because it would just
- 38:23Speaker 6: it would give me horrible anxiety and I probably wouldn't.
- 38:26Speaker 7: Be able to enjoy myself.
- 38:29Speaker 6: Yeah, ever, I don't know unless unless I found out
- 38:32Speaker 6: it was you know, seventy years or an now or whatever.
- 38:35Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, for sure.
- 38:36Speaker 1: Now we all want to live as long as we can.
- 38:38Speaker 1: But you know, you know you're gonna check out at
- 38:40Speaker 1: some point, and you know I've got old, I've lost
- 38:43Speaker 1: a lot of friends and family whatever, So what's next?
- 38:45Speaker 3: What do we have here?
- 38:46Speaker 6: This is depressing the Allen wants to know what type
- 38:49Speaker 6: of contraband or souvenirs do you plan on bringing back
- 38:51Speaker 6: from the Great White North?
- 38:53Speaker 1: Cheese doodles that I mean a lot of poutine I've got.
- 38:57Speaker 3: I got a whole long, a big board of things
- 38:59Speaker 3: I wanted. What about you, Lorange? But those cheese things
- 39:02Speaker 3: are amazing.
- 39:03Speaker 1: A moose ben, a stuffed animal moose.
- 39:08Speaker 3: Good luck, Coop.
- 39:09Speaker 6: It's gonna be expensive to take that on the plane.
- 39:11Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with a white spirit, a White Caps jersey.
- 39:15Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that'd be pretty cool. I'll get a hat.
- 39:17Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know about jersey. I get
- 39:19Speaker 3: like a hat that'd be cool.