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We Have a Border Crisis but first BIRTHDAYS! · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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M M. It is time believe your worries outside and join me Daniel Malley
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along with Trade Trenholme and Rad Sharman inside this yere treehouse. Welcome it is.
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It is Look at the smiles on your faces. God, I love
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it. It is friding, so it's a large your risk. Yeah,
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that's how hard I have Friday is that I break bones and tweak joints.
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I tweaked my wrist at the gym this morning, and it's angry with me
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anyway. It is Friday, March twenty second, twenty twenty four. It's
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time to get stupid, stupider than I was at the gym. The dumb
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thing is is like, this is what happens when you get older. You
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do something that you've done countless times throughout your life, and then you do
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it one more time. That's when your body decides no, no no no
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no no no no no no no no no, you're not doing that anymore.
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You when your body rebels and says you, Dan, you can't do
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this anymore. There is no heads up, there is no indication, there's
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no hint that something could be coming. It's just suddenly you you hurt?
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Now? Is it one of those things that you would go for another like
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another rep that you normally don't do, like your body was like the internal
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monologue was, you know, if he does, if he does one more,
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we are fing that risk up, you know, like you know what,
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I think I can do one more today? No, it's way worse.
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My wrist decided to say you to me when I just put the weight
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down. Oh no, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's the body telling
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me it's it's it's time to it's time to put it up, it's time
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to go. Maybe maybe that's the the hint that I missed. My body
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was trying to tell me to put it up, when in fact I was
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putting it down. Gotcha. But now you know how they say, like
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if one part of your body is injured, other parts are susceptible to injury
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as well. Oh okay, that's pretty much what happened. So, uh,
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my lower back has been such an issue lately that I can't just sit
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up the way I normally would up off of a bench, you know,
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because it hurts really bad and my body just goes. You can't do that
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either. So what I what I can't do is when I'm using dumbbells I
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used to. I think Trey you, I'm sure you did this in the
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past, and Raj you work out. I don't know how often you use
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dumbells. But when you're flat on your back and you got the dumb bells
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and you're done, what you can do is you bring them back down.
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You bring your your knees up to your chest sort of, yes, and
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you and you put the weights on your thighs and then you rock forward and
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the weight will push you forward. Well, there's these tiny muscles in my
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lumbar called the erectors, and they are very displeased with me, and they
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don't like to erect right now. So I can't sit up, so I
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have to put the weights down on the floor beside me. Sweet wit is
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back pain a euphemism, No, it's literal back. It's just it's just
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it's just another queue from my pocket muscle. If you're if you're a Yeah,
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that's gonna be a tough friday to deal with when you realize in the
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morning at the gym that you can't erect anymore. Yeah, let the jokes
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fly, guys, seriously, I mean, well, nothing else is going
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to what's wrong? You can't get it up. No, I can get
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it up. I just can't get up putting it down. But you can't
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get it up. So yeah, so I've got the I've got the ice
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pad on my wrist and uh, and I've I've officially reached old age.
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Yeah. I hurt myself putting something down. Oh, the wrist and no,
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wrecked. Well at least you're not using that hand. Okay, well
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not now. Now I'm sidelined from two activities. There goes the cardio.
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Anyways, how's your day going? Boys, I'm I'm gonna go to physical
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therapy, so I'll have them check. Man. Aren't we just just three
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sexy men in a treehouse? Well, you know I'm this. I got
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like four more of the four or five more of the chiropractor visits, and
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then I have one more from the post op for the well not the surgery,
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but the procedure that I had to do for my knee and my lower
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back, which is the shots that they had to give me. Something to
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go in for post op today. Uh. And then I cleared for to
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be back on the treadmill. I was only doing the elliptical clear to get
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back on the treadmill and get back to running. And this is all stemming
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from the accident. That bitch that hit me. That's how I like.
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I don't call it the accident. I call it that bitch that hit me.
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Uh. That's actually a better representation because if you just say the accident
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that you were in, some people might think it was your fault or something.
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Instead, when you call it that bitch that hit me, then everybody
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there, there's no there's no question. Yeah, the bitch that t bone
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me at thirty miles an hour. Yeah, so it's a it's getting it's
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getting a lot better. The shoulders still a little because I have the torn
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labor and the torn rotator cups. So they're gonna do that. That procedure
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today at my postop, which I thought was very weird. Hey, that's
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actually a good thing. That means you only got to pay for one office
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visit. Well, the bitch that hit me is paying for the offices.
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Trey. How's your body treating you today? Great? Well, first of
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all, yeah, I don't like how you're you're basically triggering Raj and I
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because you're actually standing. Yeah, Raj and I are so broken. We
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both have to sit now. That's right. I have three pillows behind me.
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I have one, see, I got one, and you know what,
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you know, the irony is on this pillow. It says the future
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is bright. That's sad when I when the old guy is in the best
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physical shape. Yeah, it's like no Viello said the other day. He's
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like, Dan, I've seen you in your at your peak of fitness.
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And at first I was offended, But after this morning I realized that was
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right. Yeah, but he was he was. He was also picturing something
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that I don't know if you guys saw you got it. You have to
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watch like body language. Like the minute he said that, like he started
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like rubbing the back of his head, and the like he started twirling his
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hair, I was like, Oh, he's having a moment. He's got
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all the feels for dad. You think that's what that was? I thought
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to me, that's the look he gets right before. That's the look he
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gets when he's trying to decide whether or not to hang up. Oh I
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don't, I don't, I don't think so he got a little flustered.
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Really Okay, well I need to go back and watch last time. I
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mean, edition of Treehouse TV because that's on YouTube by the way. Yeah,
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because you said mouthpiece and then oh yeah, yeah, that reminds me.
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I need to send him the photo of the wedding I did a few
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days after he gave me the dimple trick for the neck tie. Yeah,
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so I need to I need to send him that photo. And oh yeah,
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I'll post a photo and I'll and you guys can you guys can judge
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for the no yellow dimple trick. Yeah, anyway, welcome to Friday.
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See. I couldn't go all out on that one because obviously a risk doesn't
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want me to do it for a third time. But that's okay. Look,
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there is huge, huge news in and around the world the country,
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specifically Texas and even more specifically North Texas. The Supreme Court has run a
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muck on the state of Texas and it's so important that in order for us
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to get there, we have the first two birthdays. Sorry, it's just
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the rules. I don't I don't make them mostly Earthdays. Today for fad
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Day March twenty second, twenty twenty four. JJ Watt now retired. JJ
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Watt he is thirty five today, thirty five today. In case you were
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curious all the good he did in Texas and the city and area of Houston
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when he was there. He raised over thirty seven million dollars for Hurricane Harvey
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relief. That was back in twenty seventeen. He's one of those guys that
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he's he's he's one of those rare talents that really has it all. He's
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an amazing athlete. He's not ugly that I'm that I'm aware of, and
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he's he's actually got a you know, a heart of gold, it seems,
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and he's pretty damn funny. So it's like he's one of those people
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that really is sort of just going through life unfairly. He's got all the
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all the advantages, and I'm sure Raj is thinking. Plus he's white,
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so I mean, it's really unfa I mean, there you go. I
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just like the family where it's like it's J. J. Watt and think
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his brother's t J, and then the third brothers j J, t J,
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and then the third brothers Like, now I'll just go by David.
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I'm not I'm not going to be DJ. It's like J. J.
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Watt, T J Watt, Dave. Why in my head I was I
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was thinking, Darryl fantastic, this is JJ t J and uh mother brother
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Darryl. Yeah, he uh is a good looking fellow, very funny,
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Uh, great personality. New one to new you know, new one not
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to overstay, is welcome, new one to put it up uh and and
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be like, you know what, I did a lot and I want to
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enjoy the rest of my life. And solid uh solid dude, I will
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say he he is exhibiting some signs of c t E based on the frosted
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tips he had during the Super Bowl freak, So I think his doctor should
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keep an eye on that. Hopefully they can stave it off. But didn't
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he make some sort of comment where he's like, I didn't get to do
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this in the nineties. He came out and said something to that effect like,
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hey, sometimes we make mistakes, but I didn't get to do this.
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Then, well, look, I'd rather be JJ Watt and experimenting with
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frosted tips than Jason Witten did when he experimented with hair in general when he
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got on TV for ESPN's Monday Night Football. Does he does Does he no
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longer have the hair? No? No, you don't remember this. So
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Jason Witten is extremely thinning hair. In his final year as a Dallas Cowboy,
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he then gets picked up to do Monday Night Football, having never done
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play by play or color commentary or anything like that in his career, and
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he magically grew hair for Monday Night Football. And then after that one year
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of Monday Night Football, and they ran him out of the booth so fast.
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He went back to football with the Raiders, and poof, he was
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bald again. Okay, did he shave his head because he did the hair
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transplant with like the with the same doctor as Dion Sanders. Because I don't
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know if you guys saw that. I look at it. Lebron's done it,
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you know, I mean many athletes have done it. And that's one
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of those very few things that I have a leg up on when it comes
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to the millionaire athlete, and and that is this is all my natural hair.
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It's a plant and it's not you know, AstroTurf or anything. Lebron
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and Michael Jordan might be among the best basketball players to ever play the game,
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but my hair is natural. Yeah, don't you think, Like every
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time I see Prince William, I'm like, man, all the money you
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have all the money, you can't just fix the dome like he's he's too
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busy hiding Kate, that is that is true. I'm like, when I
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see that, it's like, wouldn't monitor nobly with start starting to go bald
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I don't know if you guys remember that, Like it's just kind of crept
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up. And at one point I think when they contract extension with the Spurs
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hit and he made, however, many hundreds of millions of dollars, is
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when he went, yeah, I don't give an f anymore, like bald
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away, friend, we're very wealthy. Yeah, you really can go one
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of two ways when you have that amount of money. Either you can spend
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all the money you want in the world because you've got it and it's really
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not that expensive percentage wise when you're a millionaire athlete to go get you know,
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hair plugs or transplants, or you know, take it off of a
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corpse or something and give it to yourself. Or you just got so much
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money you just don't care anymore and you just shave the damn thing. Yeah.
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I would have just I would just glue hundred dollars bills to the back
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of it, like whatever. The spot. Then whatever bald about there was
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like, we aren't you going to do something about that's also a great porn
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star name Yeah, a new country record recording studio, Lady, Lady Cash
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Mullet Records. I thought you were gonna say country music artist. That sounds
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great, lady and gentlemen, please we'll catch mullet. I think you can
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have both. Yeah, and right now I think I'm I'm thinking of developing
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an alter ego. You should. We're gonna find you an extension that you
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can just glue on the back, just give you a little of the shaved
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head and then just a straight mullet. Oh so great? Oh man?
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Anyway, JJ Watt thirty five today, other birthdays inside the treehouse from crazy
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rich Asians and fresh off the boat. How do we go from JJ Watt
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to mullets? We went? We went to air transplant, uh, jj
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Watt, Frosted Tips hair, Jason whitten Ball Hair Transplants, Mullett a new
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Country superstar cast. And when you lay it out like that, it all
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makes sense. And only when you mend that, Yeah, listening to it
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is not gonna make any fucking sense. Now, Constance, where to go?
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Constance? Who is forty two. Hey, that rhymes. Reese Witherspoon
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turns forty eight today. Speaking of Cash, she played June Carter Cash and
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walked the line. Also, Elwood's in the Legally Blonde movies. Yeah,
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Keegan, Michael Key, he turns fifty three today. Matthew Modene turns sixty
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five. Has had resurgers in popularity as doctor Martin Brenner on Stranger Things.
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Ooh, which reminds me. I saw a photo on Facebook the other day.
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The photo credit is to one of the Duffer brothers who created Stranger Things,
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and it was a photo of David Harbor, the actor that plays Chief
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Hopper on Stranger Things, and it said it was David Harbor on the set
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of Stranger Things five. So it looks like they are in the shooting.
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I'm excited for that. I don't know how they're gonna do that, because
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I don't think I don't think Millie Bobby Brown's coming back. Then they're gonna
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have to be real creative. And I'll watch it just to see how they
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go about that. Well, if Millie Bobby Brown can't make it, maybe
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Vanilli bel Biv Devocan. I don't know. I don't. I don't know
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the show, so I don't know what you're talking about. Well, that
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is a great name. You've never seen a stranger too. Failed r and
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b artists failed, Bobby's Bobby failed for a hard minute. He maybe he
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may. Yeah, I mean he sold a lot of records, but I
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mean he fell off. I wouldn't say he failed as an artist. No,
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No, he I've met. I saw him at the laugh He came
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to the laugh Actory one time and he decided to sing my prerogative. And
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when I say sing, he was hammered. Well yeah, and he couldn't
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remember the words, so the audience was doing him a favor and they started
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singing it for him. Then he yelled at everybody to stop singing because quote,
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he knew the effing words. And then Ricky Bell had to go on
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stage and bring him off because it was so bad. And he goes one
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more time for Bobby Brown before he goes to react. That's a good.
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Yeah, But I don't know the show, so I don't. Well,
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I'll put it to you this way, Raj. If if you replaced Millie
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Bobby Brown's character with the surviving member, if there is one from Milli Vanilli
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and we wan's gonna notice. Okay, gotcha, I'm taking cheese white?
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Oh huh, okay, lit bet, gotcha a little bet? Yeah,
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Okay, it's one of those shows. I gotta catch up. I gotta
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I gotta start watching. Apparently it's it is. Actually it's a really good
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show. I didn't start watching it until after a couple of seasons. But
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and I all the hype, but yeah, it lives up. Okay,
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I'll check it out. Just when somebody described it and they could be wrong,
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they could have gotten it wrong. And they're like, no, they're
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inside the Christmas tree lights. And I was like, yeah, I'm out.
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I'm gonna go. That's not right. They use the Christmas lights to
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communicate. Oh okay, yeah, they're not in the lights. That's just
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stupid. That's dumb. Like, I can't believe they got that the way
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they did. Yeah, honestly, don't don't let people's description of things ruin
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things for you, especially if it's one person. Just you know, do
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yourself a favor. Look, watch it for yourself, and you can,
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you know, decide from there, all right, And I will find out
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who this will get to the bottom of this Millie Bobby Brown. I'll tell
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you what though, if season five is Stranger Things and it's Span Dex and
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a black man with dreadlocks, answering to the character name eleven, I just
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don't think we're all gonna buy it, Okay, well, especially especially if
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he pops out of a bunch of Christmas lights. Now, now watch this,
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it's a Christmas miracle, I'll say the other what is it? Tray
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I mean I love the original Ghostbusters, man. I remember that one
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vividly, and I think that was a classic. And again, I think
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we've talked about this before with Twister and Top Gun, and I think the
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movie executives have just run out of ideas and nobody else has one, and
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so now they're going to revisit every single movie that ever had a positive influence
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on the people Ghostbusters. I don't know if you can recreate that, though,
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Man, Ghostbusters. Frozen Empire comes out this weekend and it's rotten Tomatoes
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scored debut at forty four percent. So it seems like we're all telling the
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to be smart. But now with like TikTok and stuff, I feel like
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a copy of her brain is on our phone, so you could just sort
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of see how smart somebody is, but looking through their TikTok algorithm, Like
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I was at my friend's house recently, and she had a big ass book
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on our shelf called Infinite Jest and she was like, have you read it?
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And I said yes because I was trying to bang it. And so
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but later we were like on the couch chill and we're like just going through
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our TikTok and all of our videos were like Neil the grass Tyson talking about
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space and like just like really smart of egleshit and she's like, this is
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kind of depressing. Can we look at yours? And then we looked at
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Barack Obama Versus one hundred Ostrichens, and I had to be like, I'm
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there's lots of big news going on in the world, so let's jump
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into the big old pilot. Stupid Supreme Court's had a big week, especially
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when it comes to the state of Texas. The Supreme Court on Tuesday allowed
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the state of Texas to enforce for now a contentious new law that gives local
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police the power to arrest migrants. The conservative majority court, with three liberal
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justices dissenting, obviously rejected an emergency request by the Biden administration, which said
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states do not have the authority to legislate on immigration, an issue the federal
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government has sole authority over. Texas Governor Greg Ibt hailed the court order,
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calling it clearly a positive develop though he acknowledged that the legal battle. The
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legal battle is not over. So while everyone likes to post and talk about
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you know, uh, you know secede, Texas can't actually do that without
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you know, some serious ramifications. We can't just we unlike porn Hub,
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Texas can't just pull out of the United States. But for now, the
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Supreme Court is basically saying, you want to take over some federal responsibility because
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you don't think the Feds are doing it right, then by God, do
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it. The thing I take issue with the most is if you're gonna protect
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the border, right, you can't just focus on the Mexico border. You
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gotta keep the Oklahomans out of here too, But nothing that you know,
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you got. You gotta pick your battles because at least Cajun's bring in in
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budhan uh and New Mexico will bring in some you know, some uh decorative
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stuff for your home. Oklahoma is just full of Oklahoma's and I know because
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I'm from there. So there's a lot of self loathing in that statement.
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Mm hmmm, Yeah, That's what happens when your biological parents, when they
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give birth to you in the in the state of Oklahoma, Tulsa to be
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specific, and then they seem to make no attempts to find the little cute
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baby boy that they sent off into the hands of the state. I'm going
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to reject them as well. So, uh no, Oklahoma's in Texas,
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not even not even their their country loving and serving Coast Guard because you know,
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Oklahoma has its own Coast Guard station. That is a fact. You
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know what, raj The Coast Guard has more than one responsibility, the Red
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River, which is which is mostly dry. Where did you serve on goddamn
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red River? The Red River Detachment of the United States Coast Guard and other
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Supreme Court news. I knew that would go off the rails a little bit.
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The Supreme Court has declined to review the Dallas strip club ordinance that forces
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sexually oriented businesses to close between the hours of two and six a m.
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So, instead of hearing arguments, the Supreme Court did the ultimate talk to
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the hand kind of thing. It's like, no, no, no,
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we don't really want to listen to that one. You figure out your own
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stuff at the local level, But the Supreme Court says it will not review
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a federal appeals Court decision that allowed Dallas to begin enforcing an ordnance requiring requiring
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not how to say that strip clubs and other sexually oriented businesses to close between
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two am and six am. So that means the SOB's got to stay closed
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between two and six am. Like it matters, Well, it's just where
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where where is everyone gonna go? Because those places are packed every night.
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I'm just like, who's who's the two i mean, look, we joke
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about like the like the morning shift, who's the two am to six a
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m. Shift? What does that? What does that squad look like?
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That's gonna be? That is true? Yeah, I could strip clubs you
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make fun of of the day shift danswers, but yeah, what is what
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is the third shift? Like, what's what's the graveyard look like? I
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think I think you found your answer in your question. After a handle and
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an eight ball, I guess it looks pretty good. That's the name of
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the strippers next on the main stage. It is handled handle eight ball,
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your next eight ball, you're next, and of course I'll get your shot
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specials. Yeah, they're just doing God's work. At that point, We're
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gonna close from two to six because you don't want to see these chicks that
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we're about to bring it. It's it is two am, ladies and gentlemen.
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Time to bring the lights down just a lot lower, you know what,
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Just turn them off, just to turn them off. We're going from
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legs and Eggs as sad and bad. Here we go two to six am.
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There it's the no light striplo. Trusty, you don't want to see.
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Just just just go by. Feel how about that. I'd like to
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take this moment to think to I'd like to take this moment to thank the
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Supreme Court for its assistance uh in this segment. Ah and uh and this
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is also this is pretty big news. On the fun side of things,
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a new mini golf venue partly owned by Tiger Woods is set to open in
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North Texas next week. Tiger Woods Popstroke will begin welcoming guests at Grandscape in
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the Colony on March twenty eight. It offers an elevated mini golf experience with
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an app for scoring and mobile food and drink orders. The venue will also
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have open air dining, a beer garden, a sports bar, an ice
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cream parlor, a playground, lawn games, and more. This will actually
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be the second Popstroke location to open in Texas, but the first to open
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in DFW. Four more are set to open statewide by the end of the
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year. So you gotta say, let me go back and look at this
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again. It's said you've got elevated mini golf experience, mobile food and drink
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orders, open air dining, a beer garden, a sports bar and ice
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cream parlor, a playground, lawn games, but doesn't include Tiger's ex wife
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chasing you around the course with a three wood after she finds that you've been
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screwing all the bottle of servers in Las Vegas. Oh, I was just
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hoping it was coming with the Hooters that be that's and and also if it's
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called Popstroke, that just sounds like what he likes to do with pills and
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the result afterwards, I'm gonna pop this stroke crash my car. You know,
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you know popstroke is the nickname he gave himself when he's a Hooters,
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like, uh you uh, you wanna you want wings? What name should
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have put that under? I think, you know, you know, popstroke,
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that's his burner account on on social media at Popstroke go steal that,
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Yeah, popstroke dot com. I know. I think I think if if
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you had kid and like let's say you you take the family there's supposed to
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be a family venue and they're selling shirts that's say Popstroke and it's like if
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it has a photo of Tiger Woods on it and popstroke the words on it,
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will you get sent home from elementary school? I just I love the
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idea of so somebody had so you know, he just like he had to
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lend his name to it. It's like, so somebody, so there's like
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a group of people like we need to start a mini golf, Like who
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can we get on board with? This? Is Tiger Woods? Like really
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is that? Is? That? Is that who you want kids to look
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up to? It? This like I understand like back of the day,
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like he was the phenom. But then all the stuff starts coming out with
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the burner phones and the Hooters waitresses two three at a time while he's married.
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No, if that's the uh the face you want for your mini golf,
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I don't know. That's well. I think the well, here's the
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thing. Grandscape has done a number of things to uh to bring people to
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the colony, so many attractions, and I think having Tiger Woods as Pop
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Stroke there is going to be a huge attraction, so much so that I'm
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pretty sure his ex wife Elin is going to have this space next door for
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one of those anger rooms where you're going and smash and break things. Well.
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Also, don't don't forget about this as far as a business plan overall.
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Yeah, there's another Woods that's going to be a phenom, Charlie Woods.
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So yeah, Now, now is he gonna be Is he going to
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be known as Little Pop Stroke or is that? Is that gonna be Junior?
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That's gonna be his hip hop name. Actually, he's gonna be Pop's
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Stroke. You know what. I'm good? Right there? Visit us online
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Plumbing, Texas dot Com. I've enjoyed seeing your family on these spots,
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Jacqueline. I love that you still have your mom with you there. I
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know working with family can be difficult. And it can be trying on somebody's
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patients. But the good news is with Brooks Plumbing, when someone calls you,
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you guys actually respond pretty quickly, no matter what sort of infighting is
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happening with the family. That's true. I had a phone call from two
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different insurance adjusters yesterday where they were like, can you please, please please
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go today? And I'm like, you understand, it's like two thirty in
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the afternoon, and we technically stop at five. We'll keep going, but
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that's not the point. And it was interesting because we were not fighting in
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this house in this office. Rather, we're not in a house, but
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we weren't fighting in this office. But I had the technicians in a house
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and they started running the water because they were looking for a leak, and
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the mom of the house came running upstairs. Who the f is running the
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water? And she thought it was her son's but it was the plumbers,
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and so they ended up wallpaper to the wall, just out of sheer fear.
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And then she rounded the corner and saw two grown men and was like,
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oh, never mind, and she ferried down the stairs as if she
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We're used to sometimes seeing dirty houses. We're used to sometimes seeing family's fight.
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Two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's two one
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four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot
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com. I need to look up look online to see if the Oklahoma station
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of the United States Coast Guard sells T shirts. I'd love I'd love to
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buy one. That's you know, one of those like Deepwater Rescue Team Oklahoma
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US. There's there's there's three home of Coast Guard stations and a recruiting station.
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So you have gans Oklahoma, Sousaw, Bethany, and then Oklahoma City
36:09
has their recruiting station. I feel like that would be the easy Coastguard station
36:14
because like if someone well, I mean if someone falls in the Red River,
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you just walk to the bank and go there. He is the coast
36:22
guard job just goes stand up exactly. You have saved more lives in the
36:28
history of the Coast Guard than anyone ever by simply telling people to stand up.
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It poses an interesting question if your life was on the line, who
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who do you trust more? Oklahoma Coast Guard or the Cajun Navy. Who
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do I trust more? Or who do I think is going to bring better
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snacks? I think I'm gonna go with the Cajun Navy. Cajun Navy as
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opposed to like you can't you can't, you can't have real beer? Uh?
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You know, the Cajun Navy is like there's whiskey in the gumbo.
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Yeah, when when the alcohol content is higher in the gumbo than it is
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the beer in Oklahoma, you bring on the Cajun Navy, the Cajun Navy.
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You're gonna keep going in circles, but it's gonna be fun. But
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you'll never you'll never drown. All right, it is time for wrong answers.
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Only wrong answers only inside the treehouse, for Trey and Raj and myself.
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Or I will read a headline or a quote or something like that,
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and I will intentionally leave a word or phrase blank to see if Trey and
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Raj can properly give the wrong answers. Okay, all right, gentlemen,
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are you ready? Yes, okay, time for your first wrong answer.
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Only here we go. Jenny McCarthy remembers. Sorry, Jenny McCarthy says,
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all the parties at the Playboy mansion were full of blank. Jenny McCarthy says
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the Playboy parties were filled with blank. Give you guys a second to come
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up with an answer that needs to be wrong. Jenny McCarthy says, the
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Playboy parties were filled with blank. All right, here we go. Try.
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We will start with you, sir. It's the wrong answer is the
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one? I mean, everything I think of it actually was probably there.
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Uh. I mean, it's like, you know, a midget and a
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donkey. No, it might have been there for this particular quote. That
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is not the correct answer. Therefore, that is the wrong answer, so
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good job. Trey over to u RAJ. Jenny McCarthy says the Playboy parties
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were filled with blank. I was gonna go with uh Bill Cosby's latest line
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of nighttime vitamins. Whoa, that is a wrong answer, so good job.
39:37
No. In actuality, Jenny McCarthy said, the Playboy parties were filled
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with ugly old men. So no, uh no, real shocker there.
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She was just drunken saw four Hefner's that's all. Well, that's what happens
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when when you invite the Cajun Navy. It was first responders night. Yeah,
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oh man, that's good. All right, all right, next one,
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here we go. We got time for another one. I've got time
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for another helping of wrong answers. Only here we go. Are you ready,
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gentlemen? Twenty five percent of men are self conscious about how they're blank,
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smell or smells one d five percent of men are self conscious. That
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was unintentional, that was premature. Well at least something over there is getting
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erect. Yeah, anyway, Twenty five percent of men are self conscious about
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how their blank smell or smells. So, Raj, we will start with
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you how they're I don't want that's just no, can be like a regular
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game show. Can I pass? I'll allow you to pass over to Trey.
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Trey, twenty five percent of men say they are self conscious about how
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they're blank smell or smells. I'm gonna go with taint, Dan, That's
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what I was gonna say. See, I didn't want to say why Why
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would you not want to say that? That is? I like I was
41:28
on the same way for it. Then I was like, Trey's gonna say
41:30
it that that is correct because it is a wrong answer. No twenty five,
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RAJ, So you were gonna say taint as well? Yes, all
41:39
right, so you're both you both get a ding. Uh. Twenty five
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percent of men are self conscious about how their hands smell. Hands. Now,
41:51
if I said one hundred percent of men are self conscious about how their
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taint smells, that obviously would have worked for you guys, right, I
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guess more accurately would have been one of men are self conscious about how their
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blank smell. Then the answer would be tainted. Yeah, hands interesting,
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Okay, you guys never but raj. You just did it. You guys,
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never never sniff your fingers just in case. No, I'm or is
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that only after they've been somewhere stinky. I washed my hands regularly. I'm
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moisturized. Yeah, I have cocoa butter for my for my hands, for
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my moisturize and needs is the cocoa butter. I like that invitamin and eat
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oil. I do that for my cuticles and trey. I know you moisturize.
42:43
So I'm assuming you've got nice smelling hands. Oh that and I just
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being in a restaurant, and I mean I washed my hands all the time.
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So yeah, so you have the moisture, otherwise they would be cracked.
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Oh yeah, moisture absolutely. And sanitizers really bad. Yeah really the
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alcohol. Well, I mean you could, as you know, working in
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the in the the food industry, you could try a different approach. You
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could stick your hands directly into the fryer, so then your hands smell like
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fried food. And that might that might, uh, I might get you
43:22
some more. You know, some ladies hungry ladies, but ladies curly pinky,
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and you'll get those ladies from two am to six am. Actually be
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the uber for Applebee's. Yeah, and in that cause you really wouldn't need
43:46
the lights from to the six am at the Strip club, because they'll find
43:50
your trade just by smell alone. That guy over there has got the funnel
43:55
cake fingers. He's got the biggest cheese sticks you've ever seen. Oh,
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I got time for one more quick? You want to do one more quick?
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One true? Okay, here we go, last one, Here we
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go. Actors Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead. You know they're married,
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right. Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead used a blank even though they're married.
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Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead used a blank even though they're married.
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Trey, we'll start with you don't think too hard on this. I mean
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a dildo. Good job. That is the wrong answer. Ok Try and
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I are on the same wavelength. I was gonna go with the Dan dough
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also a wrong answer. No more. Shockingly, Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth
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Winstead used an in intimacy coordinator even though they're married. Yeah, I want
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that job, you do. Intimacy coordinator. You want to be you want
45:09
to be the person on set that tells people don't touch that don't put that
45:14
there, and I think I think that's the opposite. I think it's touched
45:16
that put that there. I think that's what an intimacy coordinator does. Or
45:20
is that a bone choreographer. I don't know how that works, Like I
45:23
don't know which which feel and I'm thinking I need to go on LinkedIn and
45:28
check out postings for a bone choreographer, Like where was that guy on career
45:36
Day? I mean, who do you think has to make everything happen on
45:40
the bang bus? Come on, guys, that's an intimacy coordinator. They
45:47
play a husband's wife on their news show, a gentleman in Moscow. When
45:52
it comes to sex scenes. You think they wouldn't any help, but they
45:57
actually used an intimacy coordinator one of the new jobs in Holly would Ewan says
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it's still necessary because it's also about the crew and it's odd to be naked
46:05
in front of people. It's odd to be intimate in front of the camera.
46:07
If you're doing a dance scene, you have a choreographer. It's an
46:10
important part of the work now because it's somebody that the director and actors meet
46:15
in the middle. I actually like what Ewan says in the first place about
46:19
needing an intimacy coordinator on the set with his wife because they're thinking about the
46:23
crew. I mean, that's really sweet on its part. That's how you
46:30
guys are going to see some stuff that you're just not prepared for, so
46:34
we want to make sure someone's on set ready to make sure you're okay.
46:37
Yeah, that's how you go from intimacy coordinator to group therapy that you know
46:47
you and I think they're going to be fine. The whole crew has their
46:51
phones out in recording. Now your kids are going to be scarred for a
46:57
long time. Yeah, child therapy coordinator. I think that's going to be
47:04
more important, especially if they both reprise their Star Wars roles together in the
47:08
bedroom where he's Obi Wan and she's the Green Chicken. That's the only show
47:16
you hope doesn't get picked up for syndication. Kids can watch this ten years
47:21
later. Wow, I've never even heard that. There is plenty of Star
47:27
Wars. I was just gonna say, Hollywood for twelve years and I never
47:30
heard of an intimacy coordinator. That is fantastic. That's because Raj had to
47:35
have done a love scene. Well, I've never heard that with anybody.
47:38
I've never met one. Like people in Hollywood like to tell you what their
47:42
job is, however important or unimportant. And nobody's ever like, uh they
47:45
see that new Uh you and McGregor, Yeah, I tell him where to
47:49
put his peepee. That's what I do. That's what I'm the intimacy coordinator.
47:53
Like, that's never been bet but I bet you got plenty of people
47:58
in Hollywood running around telling everyone under the bone choreographer, that's just a fluffer.
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I feel like a disappointed trade there. Intimacy coordinator is the new casting
48:30
director somewhere. Harvey Weinstein was like, that's what I was. That's his
48:40
defense for the next try from prison, he was able to win long answers
48:53
only all right, thanks for hanging out with us inside the tree House today.
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We appreciate it. Be sure to check out the show on money Day.
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That'll be episode eighty eight right here inside the Treehouse. Wheat, We'll
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see you then,