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Sister Wives S4 E11 - Leaving the Nest - Part 2 · My Sister Wives Podcast

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What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done.
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Goodbye. You.
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Shut it off. Do not twist my words.
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Do not make me a victim, sweetie.
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Just look at the mountain. That's what you.
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Saw that day just the knife in
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and the sacrifices that I made
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Last week on my sister wife's podcast, but just kidding, we're
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not going to do that because we're not that kind of podcast.
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I'm not going to take the time
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no, no, no, no, that's not going
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OK, play ethereal fairy music.
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going to visit UNLV. Yes.
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University Las Vegas. University of Nevada, Las Vegas.
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I'm just thinking university, UN.
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Yeah, yeah. Las Vegas, right?
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Yeah, Your way makes more sense.
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We'll go with that. University of Nevada, Las Vegas.
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and Janelle says that the prejudice in Utah against
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plagues is so bad that she doesn't really want Logan to go
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there. Right, which is?
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Outsiders. She's worried about his soul and
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the fact that they haven't instilled religion on him
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enough, right? And yet she just thinks that
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they're two against plagues there and her and Kody kind of
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get in a little bit of a discussion here about how he
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says, well, at least he'd be with the Mormon religion there.
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And then she's like, well, they're against the plagues.
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So a little more back and forth about the religious aspect here
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and the fight for Logan's soul
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There's angels. The screaming and crying and
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singing angels. Yeah, tug of war over Logan's
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soul. They get to the campus and
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they're walking around and Logan
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by the beautiful campus. The beautiful campus there.
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He thought that it was going to be dusty, raggedy tumbleweeds
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drafting across the campus. I thought it was going to be
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just like most of Las Vegas, yeah, kind of gritty.
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Gritty, gross that over the loud
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going. Warm, warm, warm interspice with
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We meet the lovely Kylie. Kylie is going to do the tour
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and back. Golly is Kylie pretty.
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She's so pretty. She's so pretty.
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According to Janelle, no one else says this, but Janelle
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does. Yeah, and she makes the comment
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more than one time and I had to say out loud because she says
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that she's a junior. And I'm like, yeah, because this
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like 21 year old girl wants to
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old, like maybe newly 18 year old freshman son.
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Like, because she hints it like,
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tour because she was so pretty.
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It helps that she was pretty. Fuck off.
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Fuck off, Janelle. Let's not trivialize the fact
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that she is probably very educated.
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She says if I were trying to sell my school to people, I
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would put a pretty face forward. But also she does say she would
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put like the most educated, well spoken people out.
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And so Kylie fits the bill, but she has to harken it back to the
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She's giving your son a tour like she has given thousands of
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kids tours this like, yeah, spring, whatever.
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And she doesn't know how big the tits were on the girl at UCC or
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NL Poo Poo or whatever that other school was that they went
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to visit up in Utah. No fucking idea.
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How dare her. That girl was hot to try.
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Oh my gosh. Whatever her name was, I love
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these characters. I'm like, I never know their
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names. I'm like, what was her name
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again? I.
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Did write her name down. And I thought, so they in the
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very beginning of the episode, they show clips of him at both
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know, Janelle saying, oh, and she it's really pretty.
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And I'm sure that that helps. And then when they showed us
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Sydney from the other school, I was like, oh, OK.
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Consider the source and what these standards are.
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Plague standards, yeah. So she was.
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Pretty for a plague mystery. Yeah.
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So then when they showed us Kylie, I was like, oh, OK, yeah,
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No, Sydney. Was.
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Gorgeous. She was beautiful.
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Surprised. Drop dead.
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Gorgeous doll, and just gorgeous.
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Yeah, no loose stools on that one.
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Nope, Nope, Nope. Not even a sausage curl.
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Not a sausage curl to be a found on that head, No.
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I have a note here that the cameraman is bouncing along.
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Oh geez. The tour is happening and the
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camera man is in front of them and we got like boing giddy,
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boing giddy, boing giddy boing giddy, boing giddy.
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He's like no stabilizers in this equipment because we cannot
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afford it on this production like.
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OK, why couldn't you at least have one of those ones that like
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hips and is like in front of you.
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Yeah, I'm just so probably not a stabilizer.
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Like no, you're literally on him bouncing like Oh my.
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God, it was bad. It was kind of like nauseating.
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And I'm like, OK, you don't need
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to show them, like walking this entire time.
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We got it. Yeah, there was a lot of
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walking. I'm going to need some Dramamine
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here and getting a little nauseous.
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So it's not the sushi this time around, Sir, it's the bad
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camera bouncing angles. Looks so good.
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Logan shares an example about how he tried to get to know a
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girl once he was interested in
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He said hello my name is Logan.
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How to meet how to meet you pleasure to meet you.
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But she shield away after finding out he's from a
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polygamist family and he's like, well, broke my heart, broke my
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quickly. But that is the thing.
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I mean, it would be interesting to bring up your family, your
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background and have someone be like, oh, all of a sudden now my
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Yeah, backing off from that they.
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Backed off I. Don't know, there's like some
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weird lines with that stuff. I know like where it's like you
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learn things about people and then that's a reason to not want
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That like they're allowed to do that.
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And the polygamist family thing, yeah, OK, I don't know.
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I probably wouldn't make that call.
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But I've also never been approached by a polygamist being
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quite well because I don't fill up pants quite well.
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I beg to differ, but. Logan also talks about how he
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does want to get out of the house and he's warming up to the
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house. Like he wants some separation.
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And he also talks about the benefits of diversity and the
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population of Vegas and how that could be a good thing for his
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post secondary education and his life as a young adult.
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I did make that sound a little bit more eloquent than he did,
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trying to say is this benefits of diversity, blah, blah, blah.
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He didn't say that, but that's
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what he was trying to say. He said that he's anxious to get
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out of Vegas, but he likes this campus and there's more
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students, so there's probably going to be more activities and
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more to do. And it's less rural.
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And he's. Yeah, he's like Hemming and
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hawing about the pluses. Venn diagram, Yeah.
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Pros, cons, Venn diagram meet in
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He's confused. He brings up the fact that
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there's going to be more students here and there's going
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to be more opportunities to do
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And, yeah, more diversity. But he says it in a way that is
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kind of negative towards UNLV.
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be less studying there. Like, people probably don't
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focus on their classes as much, right?
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And it's almost this, like, throwaway comment.
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Like, do you really believe that?
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Like, do you really believe that
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buckling down here than there would be at the school in Utah?
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Because from what you guys said in the Q&A the last episode,
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it's quite the opposite. You said that people just hide
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it more in Utah and here it's just out in the open.
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So here you would think that you
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easily that fits your lifestyle and the choices that you want
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to make. Because people aren't going to
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hide it. Where in Utah you might make
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friends with a group and then you find out that one of them is
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like shooting up in the bathroom.
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Like, you don't know they're hiding that shit there.
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At least here you'd find him in the bathroom and be like, I
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guess I don't want to be your friend.
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Right, right. I don't know, kind of a kind of
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just what would you say? What would that word be?
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What would the word be? I don't know what the word would
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be. Kate Moss.
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Kate Moss. Kate Moss.
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No, he kind of like. Yeah, it's it's easier to find
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the friends who are going to be,
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Vegas and then you can avoid them.
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So, I mean, I shouldn't say friends.
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Oh, God, this is this is that's all wrong.
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Stricken from the record yeah,
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this is the thing, he's going back and forth he's being
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prodded by production to talk about what he's thinking he's a
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17 or 18 year old male so this
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Contradicting himself. That's literally what I was
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trying to. Why couldn't I think of the word
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contradiction? Well, honey, it's a big word,
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darling. It's so such a big can.
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You imagine Robyn trying to say contradiction.
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Contra contradiction. She would not be able to.
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She'd be missing a couple syllables.
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It be like contradiction like.
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Not right. He says that he's confused, and
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then Kody says that in the car
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asked him where he should go. Yes, well Janelle and Kody are
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on the couch talking about this and Logan did ask them what he
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should do and they both tell him
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Kody says I'll put what I think is necessary pressure, but
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ultimately it's his decision. And I'm like, Oh my God, the
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necessary pressure. It's totally the dad vibes of
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the like, well, we want you to
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I'm not going to tell you. I'm just going to talk up the
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things I want you to do and then
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But not really. It's your decision, he says.
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Just like every other parent, which, you know, I don't know.
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Most parents, I don't want their
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to do. So you know.
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He uses the word push again here.
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He's a pusher. He's a pusher, he.
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Says that he will push his children towards his beliefs,
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but in the end they need to choose.
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So he's going to push them. He's going to strongly suggest
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that they do these things, but
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In the end, you get to decide for yourself.
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Yes, I'm a pusher. I'm a pusher.
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I'm Kody the pusher. I'm going to push you.
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And now we cut to the parents meeting Mona at the potential
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future properties. Mona, real estate agent to the
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polygamists in Las Vegas. That was a great song.
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So they're going to give earnest
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their big vote, Who are? Meri reluctantly agreed.
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After Christine reluctantly agreed.
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They're going to move forward with this plan.
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Can they afford it? No.
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Has Janelle pointed out they can't afford it?
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Yes, but Kody says you can't afford it unless you delude
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yourself into thinking you can.
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So that's what we're going to do.
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Manifestation. Manifesting.
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He's manifesting his future. He would literally never use
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that word here. Yeah.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's God's divine plan for us to
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Would say he spoke to God and God told him do it, you can't
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afford it, it's a bad decision, do it.
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They tell us again that putting down this earnest money means
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that the homes will be held for 30 days and it starts the clock.
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within 30 days. So I wonder if that's going to
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be at the beginning of next season.
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No way to tell. It's discussed that they will be
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writing checks that very day for
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And so the wives discuss which
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because they literally need to
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lot. And it's kind of funny I I don't
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know how much they've talked about it before getting there.
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You would assume they have. You would feel like they would
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have had to have discussed this.
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Yeah. So it's, it's a little hard for
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me to gauge how much they knew because it is almost like
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they're discussing certain things like, well, now that
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we're here, we can finally talk about it, which is interesting.
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Like we had to save this for the
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cameras. We haven't talked about this
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yet, right? Or we're.
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Reenacting the entire thing, which it's like, I can't give
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this family that much credit, so
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haven't talked about it or when they talked about it, they
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talked about it like idiots. That makes more sense.
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They didn't know anything. Yeah.
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Christine talks about how she would love a view of the city at
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night, all those beautiful Las
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Robyn wants a lot with shade in the PM because she's going to
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have grass in the yard. And Janelle says yes.
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I mean, you know, we're hanging out in the evening in your yard
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with the grass. Would be great to be in the
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shade. So consensus given.
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Because apparently we all hang
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already that she needs the big
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can all continue hanging out in Robyn's yard together.
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A. Duh.
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Isn't that interesting? And what does Janelle want?
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Well, Janelle's easygoing as usual.
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She doesn't care. She doesn't care.
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So there's that. Love that.
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But Janelle is the one that's like, we can't afford this.
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And then they're like, which one
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She's like whichever. Ones left what I get yeah.
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And I won't have a fat she's my mom always told me she's like I
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just need it. Like $2.00 crappy shelf from
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Walmart to hang crooked to put
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She's got her lump of coal still
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place to put my lump of coal. And I'm going to bring this lump
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of coal over the Robyns. We're going to have a fire in
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the backyard. Beautiful.
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All of a sudden I am Irish. Yes, top of the morning, top of
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the morning to Janelle with a lump, a call that was.
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That lump a call to you, darling.
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Good morning. My God, I, I apologize for doing
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any form of any accent that was just wrong.
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It was, it wasn't even good. It's like I didn't even start
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with one and then I ended with
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It was just terrible. That happens.
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Now Meri says that Leon would like a bedroom without a window
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that has sun beating in on it all day.
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So a lot of these directions are
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you know, where's the sun going to set?
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What am I looking at? The front of the house versus
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the back of the house. And at least they can figure
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this out while on the cul-de-sac.
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They do come to a consensus that
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9. This matters nothing to the
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people listening at home because
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Robyn wants Lot 6, Meri wants Lot 7, and Janelle is going to
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settle for Lot 8. So that's important information
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to know. Yeah, and they give us a little
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diagram of the layout of the homes and the cul-de-sac in
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between them. Like a popsicle.
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A popsicle? Like a little popsicle.
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There's a popsicle. You're right.
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A lollipop. Popsicles like long and phallic,
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Yes. It's like we have the
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cul-de-sac, the dead end, and then the four lots at the end,
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you know? What I meant at least, yes, we
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got the blow pop in the middle
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it. And they show us this little
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diagram and they put the numbers
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there instead. It's so special.
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Very special. The graphics are cutting edge.
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And here is the big deal. They all have to write their own
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check. Each wife is going to write
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their own check for their own earnest money out of their own
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checkbook, and they make that very clear.
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And then Kody has to be a dumbass and say it's like I'm
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writing four checks. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
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Yuck Yeah, Kody. OK, you get it.
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Meanwhile, in Christine's book, we find out that the money was
18:01
pooled, so they're literally each just having their own
18:06
checkbook that goes to their own
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I still don't understand the finances of this family and.
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It no, and we will not know for a long time.
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It's interesting because it's like, yeah, where would Robyn
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have the money for earnest money?
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Like it's just not true. It's it's family money.
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It's family. Money, It's family money.
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And we've said many Times Now that they would have been fools
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not to come up with an LLC and
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income equally from the show. And we find out from Christine's
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book again, that they were not
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idea how much money was really
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And Janelle opened her eyes and was like, Oh, yeah, like that
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money that's that's gone, or that money like the yeah, that's
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when going here. And Christine's just got her
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head in the clouds with the Angel singing to her and doesn't
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understand what's going on with the money.
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And I don't understand what's going on and I don't think they
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do. Yeah, Kody likes it that way.
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Yep, Christine does say that it's priceless that the children
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will all have adjoining backyards.
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Oh, and it's so sweet. And how do we join these yards
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together? How does Kody signify the
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joining of these four lots? Bye by running a lap around the
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outer perimeter of all four lots
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connecting their homes. And it signifies to him he just
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couldn't control his energy and he had to get it out.
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This is planting roots into our freedom.
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OK, planting roots into your freedom.
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As he's running around the perimeter of the lots, they have
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this emotional music playing. I'm going to put emotions in
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quotes. I'm such a sucker for some
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emotional music. If you put something with some
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sad music in the background, I'm
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eyed just because the music's playing.
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Like it's tragic. That did not happen for me in
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this situation. I was like.
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It. Was so awkward.
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Moron idiot. Watching this I was like what am
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I doing with my life? What are my choices?
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Each woman goes and stands in her lot.
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Yeah, stands. Kody runs around the outside and
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they have to stand there and watch him and who knows how long
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this actually takes him. It looks like they slow it down
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for the cameras and he's got his
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cut jeans and he's running around and it's like hair
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floating back behind his head.
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And the Wise are just standing
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connect their lots with this symbolism.
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It's a beautiful thing. The husband has to be the one to
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do it. He's connecting them all.
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He is. With his manhood, yeah.
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Roots planted in that freedom.
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Is Popsicle Lollipop connecting those women?
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There was a point where you you joked.
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You kind of giggled about him stumbling a bit or like a.
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Little It was like, what if he
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Bit. Because the the where they had
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the curb, right, there's just dirt after it.
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And he came running down over the like pre made curb onto the
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street. And I was just like sitting here
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with my evil little fingers tapping together like please
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trip, please trip. Face planting please.
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Skin a knee. Unfortunately, he didn't fall
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and he didn't injure himself and
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He. Did not skin a knee, God damn
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it. God damn it.
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Much to my chagrin. I cannot believe you said his
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manhood is what's connecting these women.
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Oh my God, it's so true. Oh.
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God. Done with that scene.
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Moving on. Kody says I've gone 5 days
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without seeing a wife in Vegas
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What are you doing that you have
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Once again, does he say when I
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see my family for five days? No, he says I'm in Vegas and I
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have gone 5 days without seeing a wife and I'm like, this just
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doesn't make any sense. I mean, obviously he's avoiding
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them. He's spending all of his time
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with Robyn. He's a monogamist with fake
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polygamist wives. I guess he randomly pops in well
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as Christine has talked about to
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take a shit in the morning and leave.
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Like, cool. Thanks, Dad.
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Christine screaming down the void.
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He's over here and nobody's believing her.
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Fred Robbins. Hello.
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I can see his car and they're like, well, no, I saw him five
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Yeah. One of the things Kody says when
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touched me. Yeah, you felt it in your
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cockles. I haven't been touched in this
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I was just getting my stink on
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it. Oh, I missed this.
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I was just getting my stink on
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properties. He went from roots being planted
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in his freedom to putting his stink on it.
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And I'm like, why do you say these things?
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Well, no, at first, you know, obviously I orgasmed because he
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was touching me in such a way.
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post nut clarity and I was like,
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What is happening? It's like when you're looking at
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porn, you're like, I got to shut
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What is wrong? With me and you're like that was
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wrong. Well, that was like, oh, that's
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not me. And that's how it's like with
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Kody, just watching him on the
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Oh gosh, well, we did find out
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that he has a sweaty ass. So, you know, maybe he's
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dropping some of that swast as
23:49
backyard. Why did you have to bring up his
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wet butt? Wrong on so many levels.
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This is so great because this next scene we're told everyone's
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gathering for Garrison's birthday.
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Oh, isn't that sweet? Garrison your special day.
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Garrison's special day, you only
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It's your birthday. And the families coming
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together, they do celebrate birthdays.
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They love a milestone. They love a reason to fill a
24:15
landfill with some trash and to celebrate.
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So they're here to celebrate Garrison.
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Now, listeners, remember this,
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Garrison's birthday. But are we?
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But are we? Because Logan is probably going
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to announce the school that he's
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Right, the parents are expecting
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Well, now he's Big Logan on Garrison's birthday.
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We're all gathering for Garrison's birthday Now.
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One thing that I thought was a
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See, this is it. I do have a heart and a soul
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inside of this beautiful body.
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They bought a bunch of UNLV shirts and like decorate A
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couture MA accessories, hats blah blah blah that I'll say
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UNLV and they are trying to show
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him to stay local and to go to UNLV.
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Yep, Christine and Kody and the kids that want him to stay local
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So they are. They're passing out the shirt.
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come down to Garrison's birthday.
25:28
Yep. And they cut to Logan arriving,
25:32
coming down and seeing everybody and all the
25:35
excitement, all the excitement.
25:36
And then all of a sudden all the
25:39
LV, You and LV. They are, they're chanting it,
25:45
just going on and on and on. In his face in this kitchen,
25:50
this kitchen is not big, so there's like 100 children in
25:53
this small kitchen they've. Cornered.
25:55
Chanting, chanting you and ALDI in his face.
25:58
And I was like, Oh my God. Overwhelmed.
26:01
And then, you know when camera
26:04
Maddie eating a piece of cake because once again, we're at
26:07
Garrison's birthday. Please don't forget we're at
26:09
Garrison's birthday. She's eating some cake and she's
26:12
just like, shut up. Shut up.
26:16
So good. But also, yeah, shut up.
26:19
Like way to pressure him. Have his little siblings put on
26:24
the shirts. He might have, who knows?
26:26
He could have come down those stairs being like, I'm going to
26:28
Utah, fuck this, I'm going to Utah.
26:31
And then he got down there and
26:33
And he was maybe like, God damn it, they need me too much.
26:37
And he could have changed his mind.
26:40
I'm not saying that's what happened.
26:41
I know you're right. That is a potential.
26:43
But let's not influence him. Yeah, it seemed more, you know,
26:47
the the intention seemed more playful and but yeah, I was just
26:55
more disturbed by the children
26:57
kitchen. I was like, give the man a
26:58
fucking inch. I was more disturbed by the fact
27:00
that the parents used the children to manipulate him.
27:02
Possibly. Yeah, see, that's low for the
27:06
brown manipulation, right? Like this.
27:08
This ones a this ones a low hanging fruit, Kody says before
27:12
Logan's big announcement. I have an announcement myself.
27:17
I'm going to announce that we put down earnest money on the
27:20
houses. Once again, everyone, just
27:23
friendly reminder it's Garrison's birthday party, OK?
27:26
And yeah, we're gonna announce
27:30
we're gonna one up not one son, but two sons.
27:34
Yes, announcements, right? Well, or yeah, special moments.
27:38
Special moments, yes. So Kody stands up and announces
27:43
that they put down earnest money
27:46
properties, on their future dwellings.
27:48
And he's wearing a UNLV shirt. And this is when I noticed it
27:54
said Rebels. And I went, oh, because my
27:56
puppy, my little dog, his name was Rebel.
27:59
And I'm like, oh, Rebels, It's so cute.
28:01
And I said Kimber, oh, UNLV Rebels.
28:04
And you said? The logo or the mascot looks
28:09
like a nut sack with a giant hat on.
28:11
It literally looked like a ball sack with a hat on.
28:16
Yeah, some balls wearing a hat. It took a while for me to figure
28:24
and a giant mustache with a hat on and it literally looked like
28:27
a nut sack with a hat on. We're.
28:30
Going to have to find a photo of this mascot because it's hard to
28:37
could look like a ball. Sack.
28:38
It looks like a ball sack with a hat.
28:40
Yeah, it did look like a ball sack with a hat.
28:42
It was funny and I was like, oh, way to crush my touching moment
28:46
about my previous dog home. But.
28:47
What's really funny about him wearing this ball sack hat
28:51
wearing T-shirt is that he is dead serious, announcing
28:54
something that he expects the children to be happy about and
29:01
The kids are not excited and Kody says I shouldn't have to
29:05
sell a gift to them. There's a cutaway to Hunter, and
29:11
Like, I want to actually know what the chances are that this
29:18
camera they're just looking for what will really happen.
29:21
Like, there's like this awareness that comes out of this
29:27
He's met with like.
29:29
OK. All right.
29:31
Yeah, there's this moment with
29:34
the real possible likelihood, and Meri tells the camera
29:37
they're just looking for what will really happen.
29:40
Maddie points out that they always say that things are going
29:43
to happen and then they don't.
29:46
say stuff that doesn't happen.
29:51
talking about how he doesn't feel like he should have to sell
29:54
some good news to his kids, and he's all offended.
29:57
And if Meri stands up for them.
30:00
We have had some expectations that have gotten lowered because
30:08
You know, things come up. It's a large family.
30:11
We've made promises we haven't been able to keep.
30:14
And at least she's being honest with herself because, my God,
30:19
the way they get these kids hopes up and then dash them time
30:25
children to be excited? And it is sad because even the
30:31
a good reaction. To their very non reactive to
30:34
this news. To be fair, they did already
30:37
tell them that they were interested in getting these
30:39
properties or trying to. I mean I feel like there is the
30:42
whole notion of being disappointed chronically by your
30:46
Even if you don't have that, which I have some of that in my
30:51
life, there's like, OK, like, yeah.
30:53
So it's just like, it sounds almost like an administrative
30:55
step, like, OK, sounds good. So you put down some money on
30:57
the House that you already told us that you were getting.
30:59
So like. Like they don't understand the
31:04
maybe? Yeah, an element of that, I
31:06
think. Yeah, so the younger kids are
31:08
probably not super excited because they don't understand
31:10
what's going on. And then the older kids aren't
31:19
have the capacity to believe it, right?
31:22
Yeah, and they wouldn't. How would you trail of broken
31:25
dreams, man man. So.
31:27
So sad. So, as Garrison's birthday
31:31
continues, Garrison. 'S birthday continues on.
31:34
Garrison's birthday party continues and now we get an
31:39
announcement from Logan Darling. What does Logan have to tell the
31:46
own more, but he has decided on UNLV.
31:50
But he wants to be treated like a college student.
31:55
Yes, I need you to treat me like a college student as they're all
32:03
And you know, it's endearing that all the kids really want
32:07
him around. They obviously all really love
32:11
Yeah, you can't fault the littles here.
32:14
They're used to having him around probably more than Kody.
32:18
But yeah, it's also like.
32:21
Kody's like, I'm going to be around and they're like, OK,
32:26
like if he was to announce something similar, they'd be
32:28
like, whatever, but then Logan
32:32
supplement for a father. Yep, and it just makes me
32:36
wonder, did he make this decision because he thought it
32:39
was best for him or did he make this decision because he
32:42
thought it was best for his siblings and the family?
32:46
I don't think it would be the end of the world to consider the
32:49
family stuff. No.
32:51
That's so much nicer than me. Like I was like, I don't give a
32:54
fuck what my family thinks. I'm going to live my life and do
32:55
my thing. So you know.
32:58
I think he's just like, you can't call me back or you can't
33:01
treat me like I'm here at your
33:05
going to be a college student and I'm technically going away
33:08
still like I'm going to have bigger fish to fry and more
33:12
important, like, different priorities.
33:14
Please remember that even though
33:18
think he's trying to put it out into the ether.
33:20
Like, please, like respect my boundaries now that I'm going to
33:25
be 18. And I don't know how that's
33:29
going to go. We'll see.
33:31
Well, hot off the heels of Logan
33:37
oh, what did I get from that? What I got from that is that I
33:40
think Logan will be happy with
33:42
If he has a chance to spend some
33:46
just love it. He'll want to come home even
33:49
after he has children. He'll want to come back and
33:51
spend time here. And it's like, what?
33:54
I mean, of course, he might want
33:57
what makes you think that if he spent any time also, there's
34:00
no homes to move into. They have to to build the homes.
34:04
He's touring colleges. We're not talking about he's
34:06
leaving in three years. We're talking about he's leaving
34:08
soon. Yeah.
34:10
And your homes, you you have put
34:12
You haven't even got your financing figured out.
34:15
This isn't him like going off to
34:19
sophomore year of high school or
34:22
Like no, he's going out to college.
34:24
He doesn't have an attachment to
34:29
aren't there yet. Yeah, exactly.
34:31
Yeah. So even if you built them in a
34:33
month, you think he's going to
34:36
months, three, however long and be like, wow, I'm coming back
34:40
every weekend because of these
34:42
I'm coming back to my childhood room that I maybe bought,
34:47
didn't even live in before going off to college because there's
34:49
no way those homes are going to be built by the time that he
34:51
goes off to school. Yeah, it's weird.
34:53
I mean, it's just Kody being dumb.
34:55
Oh my God, fucking Kody. And then they show the homes
34:59
being built with some sort of filter in front of the people
35:02
that are doing the housework, like showing like, oh, past,
35:07
present, future, you know, sometimes they put the filter
35:09
over. Yeah, like a sepia town.
35:10
Yeah. So they put that over like a
35:12
home being built and it's like
35:16
their homes being built. It's probably another one in the
35:18
neighborhood. And they just got some footage
35:20
the. Model home that they just
35:21
toured. Yeah, and they just got some
35:23
footage of somebody working on
35:25
They show the clip of the kids
35:30
drafting around over the cul-de-sac.
35:33
And yes, our hopes, our dreams, are floating away in the sky
35:39
like these snowflake kites. Janelle and Kody both have a
35:43
couple things to say as we're wrapping up this episode.
35:47
Janelle says if we fail on this,
35:51
with these kids. So at least there's this
35:54
acknowledgement that Meri started during Garrison's
36:00
birthday party. So, you know, at least some of
36:03
the adults are verbalizing, vocalizing their understanding
36:09
that the kids are going. Yeah, we'll believe it when we
36:13
see it all at Garrison's birthday party.
36:16
At least a couple of the parents
36:19
still for sure. The fuck is Matt?
36:22
This is the second season that
36:26
kites and a cul-de-sac shot and promising the same thing to
36:31
these kids. Yeah, a whole season, a whole.
36:34
Season. Right back where we started.
36:35
Yep. Oh, except for now we've written
36:37
some checks, so that's good. We didn't see if they cleared.
36:42
No, we did not. We saw them taking a photo of
36:45
the wives holding their checks
36:49
check and then they blur the numbers out and I'm like, yeah,
36:52
a really great idea. Let's take a photo of ourselves
36:55
holding our checks up in the air
36:58
there. With Mona, who was like
36:59
immediately calling the developer to be like, yo, they
37:03
bought it. Like we got the money.
37:05
Yeah. I'm making my cut while the
37:08
episodes wrapping and they have this montage of the footage
37:11
with the snowflake kites and this eerily familiar wrap up.
37:18
Like we just saw it and the footage.
37:20
Same. Everything, yeah.
37:23
We have Kody with a voice over
37:27
the financing happen. And it's like, yeah, we get it,
37:31
OK. Apparently they only have 30
37:37
days to get the financing for these new homes once again.
37:40
Do you think that might be a part of next season?
37:42
I don't know. I for one loved Garrison's
37:45
birthday party. I thought it was so cool.
37:48
It was so great to celebrate Garrison's birth.
37:51
It was wonderful. Yep.
37:54
Not only did Garrison have to be
37:57
large announcement about college, but his father had to
38:00
try to upstage it with the financing on the homes.
38:05
God, can Kody ever take a goddamn break?
38:07
No, he can't. You just let this be about your
38:10
child's birthday because your kids don't even know what
38:13
earnest money is, so do they really need to know that you put
38:17
earnest money down? Like shut the fuck up.
38:20
And then to be disappointed in
38:23
Shut the fuck up, right? You don't get to tell your kids
38:27
how to feel, just like you don't
38:29
feel, you dumb motherfucker. I've heard a time or two that he
38:33
might be a narcissist, and so I'd like to think this isn't
38:37
just one of those things where
38:39
I think he might be, he might be.
38:43
The time has come for you to lip
38:47
The time has come. I'm going to pass the baton to
38:51
you and ask you who gets your mustard seed this episode.
38:56
We're going to start with the mustard seeds.
39:00
I'm going to give my mustard seed to Logan.
39:05
Excellent choice. And I'm going to give him my
39:06
mustard seed because he did a very good job throughout the
39:11
episode saying how he was feeling without saying how he
39:17
was feeling to offend his family.
39:20
He tiptoe tiptoed around. Through the tulips.
39:23
Tiptoed through the tulips and
39:30
without being rude about it. And he made it known in his
39:36
private interview moments his concerns without throwing his
39:40
family under the bus, even though we can all read between
39:43
the lines. So my mustard seed goes to Logan
39:47
for being so diplomatic with his
39:53
all that jazz throughout this episode.
39:56
Yes. What about yourself?
39:58
I know this one's going to be tough because.
40:01
I didn't really like people in
40:05
like, in general, like. I didn't really like people in
40:09
this. Episode I think I'm going to
40:13
give my mustard seed though to
40:18
frugal queen with finite resources and it is good to have
40:24
someone in the group that's always reminding people like,
40:26
yo, we probably can't afford this or if we want to do this,
40:30
this means we're going to have
40:32
might not be prepared to. So just be aware also at the
40:37
very end of the episode, the acknowledgement of if they fail
40:41
on getting these homes that they
40:43
with their children. It's like, thank you and Meri
40:46
alluded to it, but I just can't give Meri a mustard seed on
40:48
this episode because of her fucking breakdowns.
40:51
But Janelle, I can give Janelle a mustard seed, and hopefully
40:55
if she waters that mustard seed in the ground, a plant will
40:58
come out of it. If it doesn't, I won't be
41:00
heartbroken. It could be a dried up, crusty,
41:03
nasty old mustard seed. And I'd be fine with that.
41:05
Because I'm glad Janelle's finally waking up to this.
41:07
Or is aware. Knowing Janelle, she would save
41:10
that mustard seed and save it to
41:13
later on in her life. Right now who gets your shit
41:18
stained honey? Who left a bad smell in your
41:20
panties? Kody Brown left a brown smudge
41:25
in my panties. Kody's utter lack of respect for
41:35
the fact that it was Garrison's birthday and his lack of
41:42
respect for his wives and the manipulation and the twisting of
41:46
the words of Christine. Yeah, so blatant and so
41:51
disgusting. And I could just go on and on
41:55
about everything that he did in this episode.
41:58
And everything that he did was
42:00
And the facade is cracking, and his mask is coming off.
42:05
We saw a lot of his true colors.
42:08
And if you could have seen his facial reactions in this
42:12
episode, you'd be like, what the hell?
42:17
Yeah, there's a huge change that I noticed in this episode and in
42:28
knife. Yeah, the way he speaks to his
42:33
I mean, it's not OK the way he speaks to anybody, really.
42:37
Yeah. Kody Brown.
42:39
What a shit stain. What a shit stain.
42:42
What a shit. Stain Kody Brown My shit stain
42:49
Robyn Brown gets a shit stain with the whole trying to elicit
42:55
some sort of response or an emotional response out of Meri
43:02
would have been like with more children was super icky.
43:08
Definitely. The intentions were not what the
43:15
and the accompanying crying makes me hate it even more
43:19
because it's just like, girl, you are.
43:21
Maybe even at the point where you have fooled yourself into
43:24
thinking that your own manipulations are just fine.
43:28
Like she's mentally fucked. That's my professional
43:33
diagnosis. Like she doesn't understand that
43:39
She thinks she's truly being kind and like I'm giving you my
43:43
2. Cents, right?
43:44
Right. And she might as well have said
43:47
to Meri, you don't understand how to love a child because
43:52
you've only had a pet or something.
43:56
You know, like the way she was comparing her having more
44:00
children to Meri just having one.
44:02
And so she doesn't maybe have the fulfillment that Robyn has
44:11
she's self delusional because like that's not going to be
44:13
helpful. Like what person wants to hear
44:17
children, you'd have more meaning in your life.
44:19
Like my God, you're saying this to a woman who has only been
44:22
able to have one child and we have been beat over the head
44:25
about her infertility the whole season and.
44:27
If anything, she's more grateful because she had to, you know,
44:31
try so hard. And so she, she knows.
44:35
And yeah, whereas someone potentially that can get knocked
44:43
Very well could be I keep sleep moment for this season finale
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