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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 33 - With SHANE GILLIS · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Ready, Yeah, what is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 4: we're a guest who will be in momentarily? Do you
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  Speaker 4: think it's actually gonna be a special episode hopefully? Why
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  Speaker 4: don't we talk about who the guest is gonna be?
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  Speaker 4: Shane Gillis.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and this is gonna be your first time meeting him.
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  Speaker 4: Now, Bro, me and Shane go back for real. Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 4: You look at our comedy legends.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, look at us while it's on the table. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I now look at your shit? Is yours kevlar?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is?
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  Speaker 1: Is yours bulletproof? Bro?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's like fabric and then leather on the inside.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Got all my cards? I got my open mic.
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  Speaker 1: Punch car?
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  Speaker 5: What is that?
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  Speaker 1: Get you fucking free mic?
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  Speaker 4: So you got a free mic?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you keeping that case?
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  Speaker 4: I go back to open mics? Aren't they like two dollars?
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  Speaker 4: Now they're five? So after wait what oh it's nine?
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  Speaker 4: So after nine mics? So after forty five dollars spent.
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  Speaker 4: I get to my tenth mic is free for.
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  Speaker 5: The price of a cup of coffee.
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  Speaker 4: It's a bargain.
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  Speaker 1: You can get a free mic. Yeah, that's uh. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that's predatory on fledgling comedians.
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  Speaker 4: That was the only one I've ever done that has
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  Speaker 4: had that a lot of It's a good mic though, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: yeah it was. It was fun. It was in like
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  Speaker 4: a coffee shop and there was a bunch of people
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  Speaker 4: there and like, you know, you're doing well if like
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  Speaker 4: the people that were just like at the coffee shop,
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  Speaker 4: like doing work, like would like take their headphones out,
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  Speaker 4: like what's all the laughter about?
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  Speaker 1: What's that? Pretty good?
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  Speaker 4: I crushed there and then I got kicked off stage.
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  Speaker 4: I went over my time and I was like, I
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  Speaker 4: was like, so I finished my I was like when
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  Speaker 4: I finished my joke and she was like, no, that
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  Speaker 4: was that lady, Yeah, And I was like, oh okay,
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  Speaker 4: And I got off stage.
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  Speaker 1: Got a cappuccino, did well though.
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  Speaker 4: I crushed crush on my best set that I've done.
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  Speaker 1: Really and it was in front of a coffee shop.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's your crowd, the fucking coffee crowd, I know,
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  Speaker 1: the fucking tea and crumpets crowd.
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  Speaker 4: It was fun. It was a good time what I
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  Speaker 4: was doing.
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  Speaker 1: That while out of years. Let's go through let's do
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  Speaker 1: it looks like receipts. Are those receipts in the in
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  Speaker 1: where the money's supposed to be.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have any money in here. A lot
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  Speaker 4: of receipts.
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  Speaker 5: Why do you keep receiving a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Of random receipt and see what it's for?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe tell the story. Every receipt has its own story. No,
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  Speaker 1: the dildo shop, yeah, a million? Holy fuck, I actually
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't say this is.
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  Speaker 1: Some sordid behavior from our boy. How much did you
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  Speaker 1: spend sixteen.
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  Speaker 4: West side tavern? Sixteen dollars? Assume it was two.
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  Speaker 1: Bruised if I yeah, probably one with New York's prices.
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  Speaker 4: Brutal.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking brutal living in this fucking one horse town.
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  Speaker 1: I I've always talked about how important it is to
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  Speaker 1: keep like a slim wallet. It keeps like the waste
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  Speaker 1: waste out. But then I'll catch myself just keeping some
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  Speaker 1: random ass business cards, for example.
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  Speaker 4: Dick ass wallet before and then I, uh, everyone was
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  Speaker 4: judging me, so I took everything out but.
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  Speaker 1: You still have a bunch of nonsense, like what is this? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Let me just ask what that one?
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  Speaker 4: Go and grab out there than another man's wallet.
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  Speaker 1: Go and grab in mine, bro, grab on mine. Why
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  Speaker 1: you're afraid there's something's gonna come out and bite you.
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  Speaker 4: Let me see. Don't you have like eight IDs?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, more than you do, more than you've gotten taken
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  Speaker 1: away in the last month.
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  Speaker 4: Why do you have so many IDs?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, someone needs to fucking check on who I am.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is this an ID?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: That's the get out of jail free card? Front of
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  Speaker 1: this literally a get out of jail free card cards?
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  Speaker 1: Friend of police?
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  Speaker 4: Why does it say barstool sports on it?
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  Speaker 1: Because Riea got a bunch of them. She got a
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  Speaker 1: gang of them, because one time we were smoking outside
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  Speaker 1: it like me, Devlyn hours in this skyline because we're
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  Speaker 1: never forgetting. Bro, I don't know what your whole thing
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  Speaker 1: is about, uh, trying to forget?
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  Speaker 4: Didn't know you were a fucking lib?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean getting? Being friends with the police
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  Speaker 1: is a lib behavior?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 5: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: Like me, Bro, I don't need one of these.
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  Speaker 1: They already know because you're a fucking lib.
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  Speaker 4: As soon as they see me.
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  Speaker 5: They know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they recognize you from throwing bricks at them with
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  Speaker 1: your black mask on with the fucking Antifa crew. They
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  Speaker 1: recognize you from dropping off palettes of cinder blocks outside
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  Speaker 1: of banks to try to convince people to commit crimes
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  Speaker 1: against the establishment, against corporations. You think that fucking chicks
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  Speaker 1: in the office will ever realize that I'm putting this
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  Speaker 1: fucking banana.
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  Speaker 4: No, it actually fits their aesthetic pretty well.
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  Speaker 1: I know, bro. And every time you fucking watch chicks
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  Speaker 1: in the office and see this banana in the background,
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  Speaker 1: just know that the fucking sons of boy dads were
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  Speaker 1: in here fucking so rowdy ass boys messing shit up.
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, the chicks in the office numbers have been plummeting,
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  Speaker 4: I know, losing all their listeners. They're actually gonna blow
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  Speaker 4: up this room and make it a son of a
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  Speaker 4: boy Dad room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna blow out two of the walls like
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  Speaker 1: a home renovation. They're thinking open concept for in here,
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  Speaker 1: maybe an island over there. We're island boys for sure.
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  Speaker 1: You like to have a nice granite countertop that we
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  Speaker 1: can circle around, not this faux marble bullshit. Not the
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  Speaker 1: make ovary shaped table. How about something penis shaped.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that would be hilarious. They make uh, they
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  Speaker 4: make their like when you watch their their show, the
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  Speaker 4: room looks huge. It's not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they're in a broom closet. This is un touching
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  Speaker 1: the wall and I'm also touching another.
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  Speaker 4: Are pushed up against each other. Do you think when
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  Speaker 4: they have guests come in, they sit on the couch.
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  Speaker 4: Couch is just for for looks. Can we throw something
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  Speaker 4: on on that TV.
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  Speaker 1: Some fucking sports Center or some shit like that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Top ten or some shit like that.
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  Speaker 4: So we can only shoot the ship with Shane, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like sports throw on Notre Dame highlights when it comes
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  Speaker 4: in not.
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  Speaker 1: Sure Dame, Notre Dame, you gotta say, you gotta dummy
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  Speaker 1: down the What is the high school?
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  Speaker 4: Notre Dame?
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  Speaker 5: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: Notre Dame?
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  Speaker 1: What high school?
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  Speaker 4: What isn't there a private school?
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  Speaker 1: There's a high school by me. Yeah, there's probably Notre
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  Speaker 1: Dames in every fucking Are you talking about the one
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  Speaker 1: that's buy my house that we drove.
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  Speaker 4: Past that one time. Now, there's one in Massachusetts. I
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  Speaker 4: believe that's called Notre Dame.
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  Speaker 1: Notre Dame. No, Notre Dame is only like if you're
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  Speaker 1: actually French and you're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: The church, that's how they call it. That's what they
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  Speaker 4: call it.
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  Speaker 1: Notre Dame. No, they say Notre Dame. Like I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know to dame. Oh from doing chest yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the pecks are tight. Really rough gym day.
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  Speaker 1: Why because it was your first time back in there.
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  Speaker 4: Just tough getting back into it because the whole entire time,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, well, I could just be laying in bed.
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  Speaker 1: And you're yeah, your testosterone levels have fucking valied out.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, my old muscle mat I lost so much muscle
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  Speaker 4: mass in the two weeks that I didn't go to
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  Speaker 4: the gym.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad you're saying it from the moment dead ass.
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  Speaker 4: Is No, it's not, dude. I looked it up. There's
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  Speaker 4: more estrogen in like meat than there is an atamme.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's also more fucking testosterone in me too.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, Dude, there's twenty grams of protein and like a
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  Speaker 4: surfing about a No, Bro, you don't want that ship.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Bro, you're wrong.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I'm making gains and you're not.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: I am making games.
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  Speaker 4: So you've been plateauing for a minute.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've been I've been making serious games.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't seen any games in the last couple of months.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I haven't shown you my fucking my latimous
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  Speaker 1: latisimus dor high bro. I haven't flashed my fucking lower abs.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Let me get Let me show you my abs. I
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  Speaker 4: took a nice picture of him this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Did you actually mm hm, you weren't trying to photoshop
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  Speaker 1: like you did on Big Cats Abs? Nah? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Should I show the camera?
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  Speaker 5: God damn, I didn't realize you had it like that body.
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  Speaker 1: YadA YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA yady. Yeah, why didn't
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  Speaker 1: you give yourself a farmer's.
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  Speaker 4: Tan because it's more realistic, it's more realistic. I have
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  Speaker 4: a farmer's I don't think I gave myself one. I
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  Speaker 4: think I just have one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just how that's how that natural, natural picture looks.
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  Speaker 4: You should give Shane a Uh. This one was before
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  Speaker 4: the town.
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  Speaker 1: Your fucking abs are you know how much you how
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  Speaker 1: much work you'd have to do to get abs like that?
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  Speaker 1: I know your life would have to be so bad.
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  Speaker 1: Cat was so good. Yeah, it looks fucking great.
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  Speaker 4: He looks like it looks like he's got some big
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  Speaker 4: old titties though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, well, he's been on the bench.
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  Speaker 4: He's got cans.
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  Speaker 1: He's just been on the bench, and like they're well
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  Speaker 1: formed at the fucking top and bottom, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. He's been on the incline. He's probably working
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  Speaker 1: the cables. Oh yeah, you do the hitting any cables yesterday?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah I did?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which way down or up? Or just like straight flies?
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  Speaker 4: Straight flies?
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  Speaker 1: Holy fuck?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I hate when people at the gym do that
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  Speaker 4: where they take up the whole thing and they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: it looks sick.
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  Speaker 1: Though, it does look sick.
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  Speaker 4: But they're only doing like three pounds on your side.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you need to do, bro, I know, just
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  Speaker 1: to get those fucking titties right.
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  Speaker 4: So it's shanging a cumbro or what like? What's going on?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Fucking you knew he was gonna be fucking a minute late, bro,
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  Speaker 1: and it's literally one minute late.
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  Speaker 4: Three minutes like you told me, you told me two fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Eight, and he said he's gonna be like draft three
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  Speaker 1: oh one. Well, why don't you take that up with him?
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  Speaker 1: Am I My brother's keeper Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Is he driving in?
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Am I my brother's keeper?
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  Speaker 4: Bro, you didn't even reply to his last text. He
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  Speaker 4: probably thinks that were he's not coming in anymore.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was twenty minutes ago.
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  Speaker 5: Was the last text.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be in fucking relaxed, bro. Also, Jack Harlowe asked
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  Speaker 1: me for hit.
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  Speaker 4: For my number. Oh okay, sure you're.
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  Speaker 1: Still keeping that same tune?
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  Speaker 4: I know you told me, didn't he call you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, Bro, I need some going to
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  Speaker 1: fucking write a new song. And I was like, what's popping?
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, that's it.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, that you answered the phone and you're like, what's popping?
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  Speaker 4: It was like he just instantly hung out.
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  Speaker 1: That's it, that's fucking it. Holy fuck, this guy's good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get in the songwriting game.
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  Speaker 4: Almost should you should ghost write? I know Drake needs
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  Speaker 4: a ghost writer.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: I almost wrote a song first for Kanye. One time
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: I fucking got close. The dude asked me how uh
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: if I could uh? He said how much for a
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: hook and or like for a flow in a verse?
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: And it was just a.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Random guy emailing my email address and it turned out
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: to be this guy. Yeah, I said three hundred bucks.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't know as Kanye is. I didn't know he
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: was affiliate with IT fifty. It was this guy named
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Jeff Basker b h A s k e R. And
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: he produced all of eight O eighths and Heartbreak or whatever,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: and he was like, we need more. And there was
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: like a video I had and he was like, we
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: need more, like lines like this, and it was like
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: a line I said, like I could make it bounce
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: like and I don't even need a sports bra or
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: something like that. And uh, two weeks later, Kanye has
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: like a line that says like I can make it
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: bounce no.
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: Sports bra, really, and he was like showing me.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: He was like, I showed Kanye your rap battles, Like
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: I showed him this two on two battle. He was
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: like talking specifically about you in the battle. He was like,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: this kid's obviously the star. And ever since then, I've
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: been like, fuck it, bro, Kanye's on the dick. And
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: then he stole a fucking bar from me. He's double
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: He's double dipped on the dick.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Why he's still your verse?
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: I think that it was just like a he needed
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: something like that and.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: He just took it.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: He didn't take the whole verse. He just took like
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: it's like one concept. It's like one half of a
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: line of a concept. Or what you gotta fuck him?
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Fuck Kanye him, Kim, fuck him or funck him?
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: You gotta him Davidson. Yeah, that will be the best
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: way to get back to Kanye.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: But that will send Kanye. That will send Kim running
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: back to Kanye's arm, and that's what Kanye wants. I
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: have to fuck that.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, He's in a tough position right now.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, yeah, go through it.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Fucking Uncle Wallow told me that he was man. Uncle
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Walla was just hanging out with him. Bro. Shout out
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: to fucking Gillian Wallow.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: I know, w are you a bitch choked on my wa? Wah?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Best thing about Philly is they have wo bro, Yeah,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: they do the respective New Jersey, so does Florida.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: You know what does it in Massachusetts that just has
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: none of those cool chains. I know you don't have
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: any pubics. Is it pubics or publics? Pubics? You know
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: it's pubics. It's like LATINX but pubics. Yeah, that's like
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: a Florida thing, right, It's a grocery.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Store, publics or like I think they have them in
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Atlanta too, The pub sub.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people love those.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: But people that's the same thing with wua wah, and
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: they'll be like, you have to try a pub sub
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: and you eat it and.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: It's so stupid. Yeah, people are like, dude, you gotta
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: go to Pubics. It's like the it's like the best,
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: it's the craziest grocery store ever, and then you go
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: in and it's just like every single other grocery store.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gassing up Pubics super ricks.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Fans are about to be.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: But I think it's the same thing with wa wah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Like wah wah is fine, and it's like good if
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: you're like in a pinch going from one place to another,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: But like when people are like, well, what's as soon.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: As I got to Philly, I got wah wah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: What's difference between wah wah and just like a Cumberland Farms.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think we have Kumbe's ah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Well, Cumberland Farms is the spot.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: As soon as I touched down, is it a drive
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: through like one of those places?
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: She maybe some Adville.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Holy came over. Oh, you can get.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: The biggest hangover cure a couple of advilla and a
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: comby slush.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: And you just take a shit in the ocean. Yeah,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: fucking good to go. You gotta fucking poop in the ocean.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I could never poop in the ocean. I've wanted to,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: and I don't think.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: I've I've only pooped in the in nature once was
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: when I had food poisoning. And that was when I
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: found out that I had food poisoning.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: When you're just shitting in nature, Oh yeah, you took
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: a look at your stool and realized that it wasn't natural.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Oh no, dude, if you're shooting in if you're shooting
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: in the woods, it's not natural.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: It didn't coil like a fucking snake ready to be charmed.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: No, that was crazy. That was like, I think have
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: I talked about that. I'm starting to lose track of
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: what I've talked about.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: You gotta start listening to the show, bro.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Now I started listening to every episode. Also while we're here, Uh,
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: crazy amount of people who have been replying saying that
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: they've seen the hat Man and they're like, bro, I
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: totally forgot about this. I had this happen to me
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: when I was so young. And I completely forgot about
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: it until now.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe they were watching, like all over Twitter.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Or some like. People are sending me like videos to
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: like documentaries about it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Do they have video proof of the hat man? No,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: no one, nobody's nobody's taken any video of it, but
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: everyone's seen it's a ghost. Well they can't just whip
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: out the camera and film the ghost. No, why no
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: one does that in that situation right now?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: What?
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Why if everyone I first saw that wasn't like a
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: thing when I was that young.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: But if everybody knew how to come.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: They didn't have that fancy in your technology?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Did they go extinct when technology happened?
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, they still happened. You literally, you were probably on
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Twitter when this happened. No, I was like twelve.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You were on Twitter when you were twelve?
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, you were.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: No, sixth grade is twelve.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: I was on Twitter in sixth grade.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: You were on in seventh grade?
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: No? Yeah, yeah, maybe I was younger then. Maybe I
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: was younger, but no, I don't think I was, because
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: I think I must have been in eighth grade.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I just don't body.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: That was the song I cut my Cake to at
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: my wedding.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Really, how the bride cuts.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: The cake, Well, we cut the cake simultaneously. It's kind
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: of a symbol, both hands on the knife.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ. Bro, that's cringe. Getting married is cringe. It's jugy.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: If you saw the fucking bill I dropped, that'd be
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: fucking JUGI.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Bro, how much did you spend? I heard Frankie talking
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: about how he said that he wants to have no
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: money left by the end of his wedding.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I spent a lot of it. I spent a
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: lot of the money.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Really, why didn't you just have portend I pay for it?
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: I should have invited.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Him, Yeah, I could have. I just didn't want it
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: to be about him. You know what I mean. It's
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: always about him, That's what I'm saying. Same with you, bro,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: That's why I couldn't have you come back. You would
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: have taken the speech. You would have taken the microphone
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: in like the middle of the ceremony and tried to
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: follow some fucking written house bits were chapel on the
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: thigh during the Yeah, shaking them.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I gotta start doing that when I'm doing stand up.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: People do that all the time.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand why.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it works.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I understand.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it works and it's funny. Other times, if someone
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: just does it and they're not doing well, it's really cringey.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: They're just pretending to laugh.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: What's one thing that's corny about stand up comedy is
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: that everyone said all the jokes before. They're just pretending
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: the same for the first time.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You do what you don't think it's corny, or you
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: don't think that people are pretending to same for the
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: first I.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Don't think people are pretending to say them for the
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: first time. Oh, you just got a text from the
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: umb bull. He's here. The bull is here.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, my wallet, bro, toss me that fucking brick.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Before the Shan Gillison interview, let's head into an ado.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: you think college is for get.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Uber one for students, a membership to save on Uber
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: and Uber eats with deals this good.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: ninety nine a month.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Savings may very Eligibility and member terms apply. Definitely go
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: and buy that product.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: They all listen the entire squad. Dude, we got some
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: teams that listen to our shit too.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: It's nice.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of Marines, but probably not seals. It's
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: nice to have them. How are you feeling?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: You feel like you don't want to be here?
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: It's too early in the morning, deep into it. We're
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: we're going, but we cannot be going.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we were just going earlier.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: What are you guys chatting about?
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: I don't even remember.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: We're just we're just starstruck by you being We're just so.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I threw up before you walked in.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: He was that nervous. What's good, bro? We were actually
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: were going through our wallet seeing what kind of fucking,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: what kind of filth we could get out our boys.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Sass has the kevlar. Here's the Kevlar number over there
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of receipts in it, just in case.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: That's a Tommy Hill.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: Figure you do, I have two debit cards.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, dude, thin is what you can aspire to. That's
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: what I always wanted to be. Have a thin ass wallet.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: But sometimes I'll just have.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: You have a rocking money clip. No, no, good god,
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I had a money clip when I was like in
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: like fifth grade.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: All right, that's that's fair.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Sick. It was sick, but just.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Being a precocious youth who like wears a full suit
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: and has a briefcase and a money clip.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: My grandpa had a money clip, so I got one.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: I didn't even have a money clip though. I just
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: had like a like a paper clip with.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: And you just wanted did you have enough?
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Bill?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't even have money when I was in I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: could have some ones to carry around.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, bro, dude, I'm happy.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I'm What were you doing last night? What were you
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: doing last night? Then it would stand up. I saw
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: a tweet from you at like four in the morning, like, yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I tweet, But it wasn't It wasn't like you weren't
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: going off the deep end or anything like that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: No, my friends were just watching sopranos. You know how
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: you do that thing where you're like, oh, you're this guy,
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: You're this guy. It's like, dude, we're all a j.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, unfortunately we're all bitched up like a J.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's fucking sad to see. But deleted?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Did you gotta delete the tweets?
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Now, my lady?
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Deleting tweet when you're drunk and then delete it in
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: your morning And that's the only insta shameful and deleted?
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: What was the Instagram store you put? Where were you
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: just like on vacation. Oh yeah, thinking about all my
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: bad tweets.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: That's when it started. That's when it started. I was
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: getting sucked up in Jamaica and I wasn't doing stand
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: up and I don't know.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: I have this.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: I have creative juices. I need to get them out.
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: Normally I do it on talent. I have art, and
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: I do it on stage. But then I wanted to
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: unleash on Twitter.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: It's a different medium as as an artist, like it's
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: like painting or sculpting or something like that. It's a
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: whole different medium. But you just let your and as
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: an artist, I get hammered.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Painters definitely do that ship too. Painters are fucking obliterated.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: We used to have murals up in our office, and
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: like the painter was always ship face drunk whenever he
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: was painting, and you could tell whose faces he was
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: working on when he was super drunk. You see.
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: I think it's Goya's the Black paintings. I think they're
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: called the Black. It was at the end of his
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: life and he was That's where my twitter's at the
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: end of his life. He lost his mind. He would
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: paint at night with like candles on top of his head,
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: and he hated just the darkest ship you've ever seen.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: That's that's where my Twitter is. I'm basically go ya.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you are just the darkest ship that anyone
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: could ever imagine. We're all fat, a million fucking retweets
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: by morning, and then it's fucking gone.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: That's why you need that that chat, bro.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: That chats are a little sponsored, and you could just nuke
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: your ship bro sponsors. I'm sorry, but it is a feature, bro,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: But I won't hit you with anyone. Just deletes everything, everything,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: and it would be something if like your numbies weren't
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: going up, But like you can still get an increase
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: in your followers by deleting. It's not hurting anything.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: People because now you got that, uh Shane Gillis archive tweets.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: No, that guy DM me. It was like, do you
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: want me to stop?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it was an ally that was
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: doing that.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was a foe.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I thought it was someone plotting on your downfall. No,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: they've already got me down. Yeah, but that's what they
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: can't get me again. Are you impervious now?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: What could they take?
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I guess. I mean you are self sufficient like that,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you're just all patreoned out. Go get the Matt and
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Shane Patreon. We'll do it early on. Tell people to
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: fucking subscribe. But it's like you're you're making your own money,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: like you're not relying on the man for money. Like
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: our bitch asses in here, we're like portnoy, can we
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: please have some money? Really, we're fucking work for him, bro,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: we work for another dude.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be so hard to ask that guy.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I have to do that this week. Yeah, I was
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: guy asked for more money, and I asked the wrong person,
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: and then I got an email from the big man.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: He sent a company why email being like, stop fucking
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: asking anybody that's not me for more money.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: And then again you got to see it from his perspective,
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: having a bunch of just fucking dickheads constantly like I
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: need more money.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Or like my little shit, I'm doing a little show,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: like I'm doing this stupid little show that nobody watches.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Like people definitely don't watch most of it, but.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: I mean no, not us as a whole.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: People probably don't watch most of what gets put out.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Fewer people watch a lot of the ship that gets
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: put out, and people that do watch, yeah, facts, facts.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: But we got to uh we got to see we
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: got to see you a little bit this weekend and
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, we had a good time.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: It was too much fun.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: About that they were not already we weren't even gonna
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: talk about.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: I woke up the next day just like what yeah
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: was that?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I could feel it through the phone. The anxiety was
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: like crawling through the phone like a fucking demon. Just
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: oh my god, we might be in bad trouble, but
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: we're not. We're not.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: We got back.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I was there. Yeah last night. Yeah it was great.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Everything's good.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everything's good.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Everything So New York.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: I leave tomorrow.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: I'm doing a show in Philly and then I'm in
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: Texas for a couple of days.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, Bert Chryscher, Oh.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: It'll be fun.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: You're gonna pop the top with him and drink. Yeah
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you should. We asked you if you want to beers
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: in here, and dude, I gotta take one day off,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: can you?
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh yeah, what do you mean. I've been getting
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: hit with this a lot people.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: You have a problem, right, I'm like, no, but I
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: could see it becoming a problem. Like doing stand up?
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Oh for sure.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Do you get drunk every time you go on stage?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: No? I get drunk a lot of times after.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Are you like dead sober when you go on Yeah? Really?
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: And I think you probably get a lot of pressure.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Like the night that we we did the Your Your show,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: people were like, dude, you gotta.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Drink, like people are shoving drinks in your hands. And
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: on the road. On the road, it's not as bad.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: It's easy to be like no. Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: But the clubs in New York it's fun because it's
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: you're just around comics.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, going up, you're doing well, and then you get
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: off and everyone's like, that's to hang out. Yeah, you're
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: with your dogs, you're with their buddies.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Every night you're with the broke, you get to do
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: some goofy shit, make some bad fucking decisions, you know
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: what I mean? What was the one video that you
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: popped up on your Instagram? It was just like a
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Z's on stage and you just.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Due but disease like that.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: I don't think he knows about that until right now.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a friend I was with him last night. Good bro.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I saw he was on that Netflix festival
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: line up.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I didn't even know about that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Bro. Put a put sash onto some give sass, some
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: fucking advice. Bro tell us as what to fucking do
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: in his life. He wants to be. He wants to
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: be like you, Bro, I want to be he does.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: He does, though, You're gonna have to start bulking.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: He said he was.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Yesterday was a chess day. Tried to push it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Just drink drinking only dirty dirty bulk exclusively the dirty bolt.
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Thick bulky and then uh yeah, lose all your you know,
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: friends and family from Yeah, I don't know if you
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: have that, dear friend, he'll strike you.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Don't strike me as a friends.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Guy, probably got wrong. He's all I need like a brother.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: To No, he was like a friend and in Oregon, and
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: he is like a friend in Colorado and a friend
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: in Nashville. And those are like his only three friends.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: And they're identical to him, and they fucking talk like him,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: and they look like Christopher Robbin like him. They're just
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: all the same thing as him.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: It was my boys.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. But he only has a few. It won't
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: be hard to cut them off.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: He has like a deep bass.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Or cut them off, like now you're you're only going
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: to hang out with comics. You cut him off because
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: it ship you say, or was it like or you're
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: just like.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: That's how I can do.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, that's how it goes. You don't cut
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: them off. You just you don't live with them anymore.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah, and then uh yeah, you just do
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: stand up every single day for ten years and then
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: you get your dream job.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Wait, this is kind of sassage dream. Actually, before SaaS
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: worked there, he would always like tweet. He would like
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: talk shit on barstool. He'd be like, did you undeleted? Undeleted?
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: I would never tweet like fuck barstool. We would just
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: on the podcast, be like the fucking barstool I hated everybody. Really, yeah,
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: I was just lashing.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: That's the way it is. That's that's the most fun
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: point of like social media. True being a hater when.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: When you don't have any repercussions or like, you're not
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: going to be in the same social circles of any
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: of the people that you know.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: In one year, you're around all the people you shopped on, all.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: The Marshal dudes and in the other comics that you
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: shipped on are just in your fucking face. So do
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you not have the need to ship on them anymore?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Or is it just you like, are you like happy
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: enough that you don't have to do that anymore? Or
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: you just like you see themselves.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: A lot of that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the bitterness comes from being an open micro in
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: Philly and being like, I'm better than them.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I should be having fun. It is so simple to
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: be like that. Where were you living in Philly when
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: you were doing.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: All this and it was close to Drexel. I was
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: in Mantua, Drexel's West Philly. Yeah, yeah, well.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: I lived in a basement in West Philly.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Really was it?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Was?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: It bad?
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Rent was two hundred dollars and I struggled.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: I never got it. I never got Matt. Matt would
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: pay for me. He would, Yeah, he would get my
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: rent a lot. What type of time was Matt on
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: that he was making selling drugs That seems so wholesome
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: and uh, and then you sells drugs in a wholesome way.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a good one.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: He sold. He and he never got caught. He got
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: out of the game.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: I don't think he got caught. I think he got
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: robbed at gunpoint. Was he jokes about it. He's like
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: I would just go around and collect money and then
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: finally somebody with a gun would come up and be
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: like give me all that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Damn get back into it. Dude, him, him with the flute,
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: his preposterous just getting there.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: That's a preposterous individuals that you got across from you, Matt. Yeah.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I saw a dude on the train today or like
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: he was like sitting outside of like the Fourth Street
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: station and he was, uh, he was like playing the
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: flute along to like Celine Dion or something like that,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: and then like he took a breath and the fucking
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: flute kept on going. He was like a million Vanilli situation.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: He was just faking the funk with the flute. He
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: was just pretending to play the flute.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: It's nice.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've seen you know what I'm talking about it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: I saw dude playing guitar and then his phone like
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: fell out of his pocket and there was like an
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: OX cord connected to it and everything.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: What.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had like air.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: That's a great move.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so sneaky, but a lot of them are
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: pretty bad at pulling it off.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: It's very sneak. Or there's a dude in Philly who's
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: been there for probably about ten years at this point,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: who's like at fourth in Market and he plays the
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: saxophone every day and like, uh, he can't play a
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: single song, Like it's just like and it just doesn't
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: have any kind of like consistent melody or like he's
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: not but people will come up and like take pictures
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: with him, take video him dance, and if you only
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: see it once, you're like, oh, he's like avant garde
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: and like jazzy, but really he's just like smashing, yeah,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: smashing buttons on there.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: There's a guy who used to dance on Broad Street
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: every like every day.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Not Philly, Jesus, you know who Philly Jesus is Yes,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: that's a dude.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good one.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: He's his name. He used to we used to have
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: an event on like third and South Street called the
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Jam House, and Philly Jesus used to be a juggler
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: who would come up on stage. His name was Opal
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Weaver and he would fucking just he would just juggle
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: for like fifteen minutes.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Jesus, I don't feel like Jesus spas a couple of times.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: He probably like yelled at people, but he he's fully
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: dressed as Jesus, and he carries around like a full
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: life stized cross like all day, charges for pictures and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: like he'll have like his boy who's wearing like a
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: north face, Like if you try to take a picture,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: he'll come up and try and shake you down.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: He kind of alleged, that's the worst. That's like in
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: time in Times Square, that was when I like we
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: live in a hell's kitchen right now and I'd just
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: like walk through Times Square to go home and uh god, damn, Yeah,
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: it's not gonna be good. No, well we're moving.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: You're doing stand up having a bad set and then
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: walking down walking.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, said yeah, but like I remember Like that was
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: instantly when I knew it was like a fuck up
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: to move there, because I would like walk home and
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: they'd be like I'd be like pissed, and like Elmo
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: would like come up and like try and hug me
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: and like at it because they try and be nice
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: to use that you take a picture with them and
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: you have to pay them.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do they shake you down? Do they have
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: do they have partners? Do they have like road there?
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: They have a whole squad?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Like where do they where does Elmo keep his walid even?
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Dude, they have they they're so minimum efforts. Yeah, yeah,
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: they're so low effort. They all have backpacks on over
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: their thing and they have like a mask over the
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Elmo thing.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: It might be pretty sweet though, to tell your Honduran
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: family back home that that's what you're doing, like Elmo. Yeah,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I'm Elmo in Times Square. Yeah, yeah, the whole family
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: of Elmo's Freddy Kruger. Where have you lived in New York?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Have you lived all over the place? I don't even
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: know how Hell's kitchen is, Like, I don't even know.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: I don't go anywhere.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: I don't I've lived in this city now for three years,
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: and I've I go to just a uber to comedy clubs,
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: that's no one thing.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Do you even take the train anywhere?
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: No, I don't.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: I haven't taken the train a while because it's fucking
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: our stops, like a twenty minute walk.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: To get to it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's too much walking outside. Yeah it's walk and
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: it takes an hour to get everywhere from there. Yeah
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: it's too much.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like like I could be real slovenly if
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't have to walk to the train though, Like, yeah,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: it's catching up to me. Walk.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I never walked. Look at my steps sometimes, especially
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: on the weekends, and be like three hundred, and I'm
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: like that I can hit.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I can hit some days I had it.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just if you're only getting three hundred steps in
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: a day, or like my fucking screen time during quarantine was.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Like astronomical, like heavy double digits. Oh yeah.
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: A couple of weeks ago and like a couple of
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: months ago and Instagram went down. I checked Instagram all day,
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: literally check how you be, Like, oh fuck it's down.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then a minute later like holy shit, like
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: just going back. Yeah, you don't realize how muddicted the phone.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Bro, thank you.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: The fuck up been saying, Bro, what's going on?
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: You hate step one? Go buy your real name. I
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: know we need to do this. Yeah, it's time, but
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: it's not.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Uh, it's not going to be right now.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: But what are you waiting for?
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: You got to kind of just like bite the bullet
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: and uh.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Dude, people know my name and like some dude DM yesterday.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: Name rings Bell.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, do not think it rings
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: bells because it rings bells. Your name rings Bells.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: No, dude, some dude yesterday sent me a video of
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: me walking up in like my cap and down and graduation.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, where the fuck? I don't even
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: know where to find that? Where the fuck did you
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: find that?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Or someone replied to like a tweet of yours with
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: like a picture of like a chubby twelve year old
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you like sitting on a dock or something like that,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: like where did they find that?
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude?
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Where is that from?
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: They like, I don't know where they get it, but.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: I don't get they get your mom's Instagram Facebook?
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so weird.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Or someone send me his dad's someone say you say
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that he want to send me his dad's Twitter and
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I was just scrolling through it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: His dad posts on Twitter all the time.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: My dad, dude having having like cipha sounds and Little
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Sasquatch be at the top of a fucking bill.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: It kind of sounds like a rap show. I would
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: I would have imagined the Little Sasquatch was a rapper.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: It sounds like one change we did like a rap
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: song with No.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: It's just a stupid idea.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: It's good, dude. You need the fucking because he respects you.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Like we said, I want to be you and another
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: thing we glossed over he said multiple times like he
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: did it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: He did it every night. You're like every couple.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Of weeks, like, I need to go five in my
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: my schedule for January.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Show me your punch card, dude, Yeah, he's gotta. He
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: got to open my punch card. Got an open punch
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: card that he has to go to a certain amount
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: of open mics that he pays for.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: That's about right.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: I got nine more to go.
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: You're in a tough spot because you have fans before
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: stand up.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard to do.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: It's weird because I wouldn't do open mics if I
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: it was a draw I did.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: I did them. I did them for like a couple
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: of months. Yeah, but it came to a point. It
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: was also like right when they opened up again, and
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: it came to a point where I was like, this
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: is I think this is less helpful than this could be.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: I didn't do open mics in New York. Yeah, I waited.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: I was in Philly until I was thirty.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I would like go from work at like five,
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: and I would like take the train and I would
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: like go and do you got to pay for like
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: the two drink minimum and stuff? And then you get
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: there and it would be like me and one other
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: person yea, the host and the like. They'd be like
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: you guys can do like fifteen minutes, like just to YouTube, no, no,
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: thank you.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Who wasn't like that early on in in Philly. I
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: assume it's probably worse in some spots if you're doing
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: open mics.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Philly was.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Philly had a good scene though, like Raven Lounge and
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: Philly is good. Helium on Tuesdays is good. Yeah, it
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: was nice, but it'd be like crowded, yeah, and there'd
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: be sixty fucking comics really Yeah, but that gets to
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: the point where you're like, you're literally seeing the same
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: people do the same act.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, every five years.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Some people don't change their act. So you're watching a
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: guy do the same act.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: What is he what is he waiting for?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Or he's just trying to get like the jollys of
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: having it?
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're having fun.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: How often are you trying to ship when you go up?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Like if you say Saturday night, Like, how different were
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: all your sets that you did?
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Probably the same?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: A lot of them are the same, about the same, Yeah,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: and then maybe mixing in a little bit of yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Mixing some new stuff, see if you can. You got
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: to meet Kalob too, Yeah, sh exactly who he appears
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: to be.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of because that was like the night
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: kind of got a little hazy at that point. What
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: were the what were the signifiers of him being wild?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: What times was he showing you of being a wild child?
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Something that I don't know if we're allowed to talk
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: about his of course, if he threw up he dies, we.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Can talk about. As soon as he said it, I
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: was like, well that's not true.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: It can't be true.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Been saying it for a long time.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: He definitely has stomach I know he has stomach problems,
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: but I don't think it's that bad.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He said he had a hyatal hernia,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: which means that his like stomach gets sucked up into
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: his esophagus or vice versa, and part of his body
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: is in another part of his body, and he had
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: surgery to get it reversed, but if he throws up,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: it'll unreverse it, and like he has to like take
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: pills or something. But he still gets ship faced and
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: he still stays out till all out.
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: He risks it, he puts it on the line. Yeah,
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: I appreciate it. He literally was sitting there, We're all
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: drinking heavily, and he's like, if I throw up, I'll die.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: That can't be true.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Then later on he took Sass out and like, uh,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: he was being so annoying. He kidnapped him. He took
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: his phone away.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: And it's playing my uber and we round to like
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: four in the morning.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Wait that night. Yeah, oh man.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I know, I know that's what I was saying. And
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: he said that he was telling Sass. He was like,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Ron will never do this. Ron will never take you
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: out like, Bro, I'll show you good I'll show you
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: a good ass.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: And then we were in line. We were in line
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: at the bar we went to, and he goes up
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: to the bouncer and he goes his idea is fake.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: And then they wouldn't let me in for like five minutes,
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: and I was like, dude, like, can I please go in?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: And then the finally he let me go. I completely
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: forgot about that until now.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: That is really funny of him to do that, though
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: it wasn't. It's funny to ask, like, do you take
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: fake id's to the people at the bar when when
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: they're going in unless someone has a fake, I d yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I've been with him three times when he's gotten his
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: fakes taken away.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: Oh no. Yeah.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Also, it doesn't help he looks super you. That's why
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: he needs to get fat, bro, he needs to get
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: that dirty bolt going.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: You get it.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's fatter, I get the younger I look.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's typically Yeah, although I'm defying that pretty well
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: right now. I'm just on a bit of a bender. Yeah,
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: you're having last night exactly. I just did stand up
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: and drink nice.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: You're are you like you're more successful and richer than
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you've ever been, right now?
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Definitely?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: That's fucking aw So, Yeah, that's fucking.
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: That's what it's funny. I was thinking today, like because
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: normally I would last Like I used to drink a
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: lot and then I stopped for a while, But drinking
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: back then was much sadder. Yeah, I have ten bucks.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: I spend it on city Wides and Philly just doing Yeah,
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: and now it's like, all right, things are still working.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: The drinking is not affecting anything yet.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: And yeah, oh yeah, there's gonna be a pretty rough crash.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: But this is the celebration period.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: We're having fun Like, this is like the funnes.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: It should be a celebrat. We just started. But it
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: was like a week one victory. It's like the lions.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got all I needed was one dude.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I used to go into my fucking roommate's room who
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: had a job when I was like just battle wrapping
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: for money, and I would like find like crumpled dollar
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: bills on his floor and like take them from him. Yeah,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I would like rob rob my friends so I could
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: like fucking get like an egg sandwich from a food
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: truck and fucking get a six pack a beer or
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: some shit like that. It was grimy and bad, like
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: as bad as you think you have it, Like at
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: least you're making money. Yeah, you need to suffer more.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I know we're going to need that money from me.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to need to suffer.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to send you all my money. You
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: can put it into a savings account. Yeah, just so
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: you can like pay your twenty dollars literally paying your dues. Like,
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: you just need to grind a little bit. You've just
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: been coddled too much. You had success since twelve at
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: such a young age.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: That success is that when you started tweeting. Yeah, no,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I was like the seventh grade. Yeah really, and it
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: it went well. You were funny.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: It didn't go well until like freshman year of college.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: That's cool though, No, but it was going well into
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: high school.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Not not really.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Would you go to school Duxbury High School? No, I
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: mean college. I'm a fuck about Duxbury.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Let's cut that out.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: By the way, what was your local? Definitely got that.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I went to DePaul in Chicago, but I dropped that
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: out after a year sick.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: You dropped out because your Twitter success.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: I dropped out because COVID happened, and then we got
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: sent shit that was.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: This, Yeah just happened.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: It's fun.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: It's seriously so COVID happened, and we got sent home,
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: and then I got hired at barstool. When I got
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: sent home, and I just like stopped going to class
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: and stuff.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah there's no need.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's when they put up all the tweets
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: of him being like, imagine working at barstool.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Like it wasn't that I didn't even know. I didn't
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: know Barstool was like a company like this, Like I
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: thought it was just like, uh, like the Instagram. Sure,
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: And I tweeted, and my tweets exactly were like barstool
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: is like the lowest form of comedy.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: I think that's about what I was. I think that's
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: about I think I was like, it's the chive.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, dude, I think it was. Actually I said,
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: total frat move in barstool.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: I was just being a fat, little fucking pussy. Yeah,
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: but it's what you were doing exactly, little pussy. I
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: was having fun and yeah, but.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: It's also kind of true, like there's a grain of truth,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: you know, what I mean.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: You know, you guys, I think Barstool's aged well, has
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: aged well.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: And self aware, Like, yeah, people being able to say
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: whatever they want, that's age well. And I think that
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: there's been a grain of like self awareness that's kind
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: of grown a little bit. That's like, but of course
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: that's how it was. You guys were all young. If
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: a successful thing is a bunch of college dudes, it's
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: gonna be corny. Yeah, it's gonna be embarrassing, like just
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: what they think is funny at the time.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: Now you guys are getting a little older, shit's starting
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: to fall apart on you guys in your personal lives.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: It's not great.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Also, like people are relentlessly mean from all angles. It's
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: just like that's like super humbling, Like at all times,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: someone's just like flaming the fuck out.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: That's the best part about Barstools that the fans hate
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: everyone at barstool. Yeah, they hate Barstool.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Like this morning, people are like, is it just me, Like,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: am I the only one in Philly who fucking hates grown? Yes?
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was reading the comments today. I was checking
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: out some comments.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: About a big comment guy, right, Yeah, I read them.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Oh everyone, I.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Think everybody does. You're just honest about it.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's weird to every comedian is always like I
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: can't even look at that, and then I'll it's because
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: I'll notice because I'll see it. I'll read someone trashing
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: another comic who says they don't read the comments, and
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: then I'll talk to them and they'll be like, fucking
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: read it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: There was one comment, Dude.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: I read all the comments, and it's not at the
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: point where they like they they all they know, they're
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: like you're reading.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Someone will say, hey, Shane, yeah, what were they
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: saying this morning? Were they uh were giving you a
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: hard time?
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah? They even giving me a hard time.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: My looks usually usually my looks would you.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Rather get trashed by? Your looks? Are like you're I.
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: Don't mind getting trashed by books. If somebody gets me
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: on my comedy, that hurt. That hurts on my art.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Your fucking art, not the fucking art. Don't come for
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: bros art, bro.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is weird how much dudes constantly comment on
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: physical appearance.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder, but I always like trying to like
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: click on their profile to like comment back and flame them,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: and they are always pretty hot, Like they're always pretty
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: good looking dudes. Like, what the that's like?
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Ever, what happened? Every time I click on the profile,
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: They've got like eight kids life, I'm like, what are
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: you doing?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that honestly would do What are you doing?
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: Well, that's actually exactly what you should be doing, I know,
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: you know, creating life, creating a beautiful one.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Now the Nuclear family showing like a shred of respect
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to the Nuclear family instead of just hoping to get
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: fucking divorced, just plant your seed all over the place
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: and fucking have a bunch of children. Who was trying
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: to do that? That just fucking died? Was jobs trying
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: to do that? Someone's trying to just have as many
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: fucking kids as they could all over the place, and
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: then they died. No, I don't think it was e
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: it was, was it?
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah? He had like a competition to see who I don't.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Know, is that true?
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how we got Yeah, got big time, big time,
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: like the first worst case scenario.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: God damn, that's terrible, terrible place and time to be
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: doing that too, in La in the ninety Yeah, could
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: have picked any other time to have that contest with
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: his boys and fucking.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: It's a good contest who can have the most children?
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: You win winning? Yeah?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: No, his other boy fucking he dodged that bullet. Still
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: house in Virginia.
• 49:17
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• 49:48
  Speaker 1: But what was the how long have you been doing
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the podcast before it like really started to blow up? Like,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: how how long have you, Matt been doing We started
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: probably like six years ago, six years crazy?
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: You were early to the podcasting.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. We already had the podcast when Trump
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: got elected. So you're three three presidents.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we started under a Bama Yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Any did it like start to pop off?
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: Well, it's funny because right when we started, Libson was
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: fucking the server we use for our podcast that gives
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: us numbers was fucking up, and it was telling us
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: like forty thousand people are listening to this every week
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: and we were like, this is crazy, and then like
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: and then like five months later they were like, sorry
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: about that, bug, here's your real numbers.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: There was like one hundred and forty people.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Damn that would actually ruin.
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: It would ruin, which was actually it probably helped because
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: otherwise we may have stopped, you know what I mean.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: But we saw those numbers.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: We got to satisfy the stadium of people. That was
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: literally our thought process.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: It was like, dude, forty thousand is a stadium.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: And then no, it started going well and then uh
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: from me doing like Bonfire and Legion of Skanks with
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: like Soda and Jay and then uh yeah, es and
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: l that's when that's listening to people.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: When people hate listening for a bit.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: Probably, but no, most people were like a lot of
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: times people are like, yo, if this guy got fired
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: from Snell, he's probably funny.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll check this out and this bos well, do
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: you hate listen to anything? I really hate? I'll hate
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: follow people on social media, but I won't like hate
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: listen to a whole podcast.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: I tried to hate listen to one podcast I turned
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: it off in like fifteen seconds.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: It's tough.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: It's not worth your time to hate listening.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: But watch though I hate I hate almost every comedy
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: special I watched.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: I hate what what like?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: What do you just like destroying their jokes? That's not
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: what I'm but I'm saying, what's your thought process?
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Are you just like this ship is a fucking funny can.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: He's usually just like this ship's unbelievable, Like, I can't
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: believe people are making.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: This as they're as they're offering as their art. Yeah,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: there aret.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Ain't art.
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: I know art.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: That's not fucking art, right there. No.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I have the same thing with other rappers, and I
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: fucking do everything they say. They're like the algorithm thinks.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I love them because I go to their fucking their
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: their Twitter pages so much just to hear exactly what
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: they're saying, Like white rappers who will only make fun
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: of white people as like their entire ships. Yeah that's
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: comedy comedians, a lot of comedy comedians. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: it's fucking crazy. But respect to them. Keep on keep
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: on doing keeople doing there.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: You'll get there. You'll get there one day.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Thank you, bro.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you, bro, but uh, more nights for sas less
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: of calling yourself a little sas squatch.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: I understand it. For the promoting, yeah definitely, But as
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: soon as you get in the room, go by your name.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: I've been doing that all right, been doing that perfect.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: He yeah, he blew he blew a light the other night.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: That's that's a tough can I explained.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: I told you about it, like I didn't know where
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: the light was, and I wish I did because it
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: was going so well. And then I was like, where
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: the fuck is the light? I'm like and I and
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: I like started panicking and like just saying random ship.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I thought about flashing mind.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I would have loved that.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you because oh and you were getting uncomfortable
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: right well yeah it was eight minutes. I was just
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: making it up and I was.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: Was making up so funny because that can be funny.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: No, no, it was, and you were like circling back
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: to other premises.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: It was like a little bit nothing, and I'm like,
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: I had like my phone like on the bench and
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: I didn't really look at it, but then I'm just
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: like scrolling up and down and like there's nothing left.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's nothing here. You don't take a
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: phone up like with you or anything like that. I
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: do I to time it. I just said a timing
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: right there.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: Although you're supposed to record your set, everybody's the trick
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: is to like record your sets and then listen back
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: to them.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't do that.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: There was like the dude I had the show with
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: it was like him, and there was like a documentary
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: about Jerry Seinfeld or something, and there was this one
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: comic who was like obsessed with fucking becoming the next
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Jerry Sigon.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I'm talking about or Ornie.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: He got fucked I think by that documentary because he
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: looked like a jerk. Yeah, they made him look like
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: like a weird jerk in that. In real life, he rules,
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: and he's very good at stand up.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: I believe it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: He's really good.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: But he also had like the NFL Film's library of
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: every set that he's ever There are guys that do that,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: and that's probably it probably made him good.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: But I also just.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Can't stomach watching or listening to myself like that.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: I can't.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't at all. Like you ever listened to
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: your own show you ever.
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: Have you ever listened to Sometimes I'll listen to Yeah
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: it's just Matt, Matt says stuff that's so funny, But
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: no listening to my own stand up is uh, I
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: don't do that.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: You watch a whole special or now I had to?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had. The edit was hard.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was trying not to, and a lot of
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: people like, you have to do that.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see that, especially because it's long. Yeah,
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: listening it's something I could listen to something of myself
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: like a minute, but almost it's nice.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: To I watched it with someone who hadn't seen it yet,
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: and that was nice because.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: That would make me so uncomfortable putting it on in
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: front of someone.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a very weird thing.
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: You ever just pull up and then halfway through you
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: realize you're doing it and you're like, I'm a fucking psycho,
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: like holding a.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Phone, Like watch this telling a joke? You want to
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: just say it?
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: You want to.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: Put out the middle man this time I was funny
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: in Texas?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: This what's good with Gilly and Keys?
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Are were you guys going to continue that?
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Uh, we're working on something right now. We're in talks.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: We're in the talks. I love talks. We're setting it up.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I can't get enough of talks.
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: It's tough though, because yeah, we just you know, it's
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: nice when you have a company behind you that here's
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: when we're filming. Now, it's just me and John talking
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: to each other, like when do you want to do this?
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: And it's easy to plan, but you want to put
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: it off.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: It's like you're putting it so you guys do everything yourself.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah. We had a production company with Gilli and
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: keeps ah yeah okay.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you had Francis and one Francis.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: He used to walk these halls.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, you probably smell him a little bit. It's kind
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: of very like un barstool to have fired Francis, like
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: everything Barstool stands for, for fireing him, from for cracking
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: a couple of jokes.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: We killed that girl.
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: When he told me that story, because I didn't know
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: Francis before I met him at like doing comedy and
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: he was like, you know, I got cancer. I was
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: canceled too, and I was like, what what happened? And
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: then he told me so we were at a fucking
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: Rangers Flyers game.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Really you didn't so you invited him to the game,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: or went to the.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: Game invited me. And then when we were walking around,
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: everyone was like yo, Francis. I was like, dude, you're famous.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: You suck.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: I was like, this bothers me. I'm still a little
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: bit of it is guy. And then we were talking
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: about we're in the game, and he was telling me
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: what happened. But it was it's funny because he was serious.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: You know. He was like, yeah, it was really hard.
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: And I wrote this article about this girl who I
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: thought was alive and I kind of he kind of
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: like sluts chamber or whatever, or accused her of being fan.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know exactly what he said.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: It was a sugar daddy thing.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: The best part that always he was like, and then
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: they found her Charred remains.
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: Francis, who's like such a He's a very nice, nice, smart,
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: fucking he knows what this dude, he looks like a senator.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, could be a present he could write if it
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: were for the Charter remain ship, like Charree Remains that
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: if she didn't get.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Charred like.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Fall In or like if it was just uncharred is
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: brutal fully uncooked or with charred, Yeah, but him being
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: like her charge maids, Oh no, dude. And the worst
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: thing is that he was writing that blog to like
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: kind of like try to dig out from bad graces
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: that he was in. Like there was like a show
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: that he was supposed to dress up or he didn't
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: dress up.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: They I saw it. I watched it.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: He was like yelling at the people, being like, why
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the fuck didn't you guys all dress up for this?
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: He was like going scorched to earth and then Francis
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: writes about charred remains after the fucking score and he
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: was just trying to make something funny. Yeah. I was
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: with him that day. He was like, do you think
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I would have get fired for this? I was like, dude,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: you're fine, dude, don't worry about it. I was telling
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: him that he was just completely okay. He wasn't.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: He was not how long after it came out to
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: get fired hours.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Or like it was, it was still in the mix.
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: It was like that was kind of you got the
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: barstool tried to save themselves on that one. Yeah, because
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: they we I think you guys were getting some bad press.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: But it's like I don't know, maybe I don't know
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: exactly what I'm talking.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Bad press comes around though, It's like we should have
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: probably stuck by him. There had to have been some
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: other shit.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: You know, it's nice.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: He's doing great, he's doing fantastic.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw him other night listen to Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: And he's still doing he's doing stand up right, Yes,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: he's Uh, he's writing. He's writing a bunch of ship.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: He's creating ship. He's one of those guys though that like, dude,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: he's he's just psycho.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: You're not. He's not going anywhere?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: What do you mean he's like because he is. But
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I just want to know what flavor cycle you're talking about,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: like American site, like working out naked. I have to succeed. Yeah,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: he's gonna succeed.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: He's gonna have like six pack in his like sixties
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: like Skip Bayless. Yeah, he's the man.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: You know what.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: This is just becoming a suck fest on friends.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: That's fine though he deserves it, especially after how.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: We did him in here.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: But uh, he's one of those guys that gets happy
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: for his friends and in comedy that's extremely rare.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was really nice matter the other night.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: If he sees someone do well, yeah, you know, and
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: that's it's got to be the generational welst where he's
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: just secure. He's just securing himself, like he just knows
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: that he's straight.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: Oh we one more. Francis.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: I was somebody I was kind of making fun of
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: him for going to Harvard, and he was like, yeah,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: it's funny for people to make fun of me for
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: an extremely.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Successful thing, the most prestigious thing to Harvard. He's like
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: six three, yeah, intelligent, like fast, like rise up and
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: dunk and ship like he would play in our innermural
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: basketball games and he would just like dunk on the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: fast break, be like what.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: He'd win the spelling bee and also got fired. That's
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: why I got what the tiny jews that run barstool.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Think. So Francis his fucking wasp around here. He is
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: the archetype wasp dude. He is the predator wasp.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking killer be it's fucking we.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: Got that gets me fired up? Yeah, No, I love
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: it's great, bro.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I'm rooting for him, for him hard and hopefully he
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I guess we can't talk about the
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: ship that he has in the works, but they I
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: think they will be sweet.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: I think he's got a lot of good ship.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I hope it's cool.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: He's also the face of bird Dogs nice, right, yeah,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: every every target of that. I guess every day about
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: bird Dogs. You gotta do that though.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: It be nice to comics, Like if you see someone
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: do well, go out of your way to be like
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: that was good.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Have you always done that?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Not always, but no, Yeah, do you feel like you
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: do it now? Yeah? I definitely.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you big bro? People like are
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: you No, I don't want to do that.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: I'm not thick.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: You got you're gonna be big bro to someone?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hopefully, but no, Yeah, you got to if somebody
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: does well, toll because that's it. When you're starting, that's
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: the best thing you can get.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: It's like impossible to be good at comedy when you're young,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: or like to find success or in stand up when
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: you're young. Right, what do you think like the threshold ages?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Is it like twenty seven or something when people like
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: start dying from heroin and stuff like that.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: When people around you are really falling apart.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sh like that, Like you can't be like who's
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: been really famous, really young, other than like Dave Chappelle.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: Or those guys that I think those guys Eddie Murphy,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Dave Chappelle. No, there's a lot of those guys, young guys.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: What are you making this racial that.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: That black guys are funny young? I'm trying to back
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: them up.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: Black guys are funny. Yeah, at all ages, they're the
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: funny they are. There's no denying. Yeah, it's tough. We're
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: fucking we're fighting an uphill battle.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: They're funny, man, it's fucking tough.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they can say it. It's so funny.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Nothing better.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: It's so funny every time.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: It's incredible. Like some dudes early on, they're just saying
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: it and that's what's funny. Like they're just saying it
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: and they're just out here fucking throwing it around. Willy
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: nilly dude, shout outs to them. I'm trying to learn.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I did stand up twice in Philly and really it did.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Uh didn't didn't.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Feel so bad?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: Dude when you start it sucks so funn fucking bad.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: But it's so But you would you hared done? Did
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: you do rapping before that?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I was doing all you were doing the rapping. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I was doing a little other wrapping.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: Say that you didn't you didn't want to keep doing
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: it because you didn't like memorizing it.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Or I did a whole different five minutes the two
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: times that I did, and I just did a whole
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: like every single joke was different, Like I just didn't
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be saying the same stuff. I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: felt corny being like I'm repeating myself, Like I felt
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: like I was lying to everybody.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: I think when you start, you've got to do a
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: lot of new. Yeah, just keep doing new.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I still try and do new shit all the time.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: But then I stopped, Like, well I didn't.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: See all the time all the time, all the time.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: I did all I tried doing new stuff. Every time
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: I would, I would go up and then like one
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: of the times I bombed hard and it was like
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: I wrote like what I thought was like five minutes
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: of this one joke and end up being like fifteen seconds.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that fucked my hands constantly.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who was the first like famous person that like
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: followed or like that like was like you're funny and
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: it made you feel good? Was the other comics outside
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: of when.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: I was like hosting in Philly. There would be comics
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: that I would open for and be like they'd be like,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: that was really good.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Do you remember anybody specifically who was like who gave
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: you kind of nod? Because I feel like that's got
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: to be big, like just having like you know, it
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: was Bert Chryscher.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Really I did a pretty big one.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: I opened for him, and it was a Thursday noon
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: show he did. He used to do a show like
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: call into work sick, come in at noon and we'll
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: get fucked up and do stand up.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: It's a great show. But uh yeah. He brought me
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: back up after.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: My set and was like, this was great, this it
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• 1:04:37
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• 1:04:38
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• 1:04:40
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  Speaker 1: like anybody as you've grown, anybody outside of the world
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: of comedy who's like, uh kind of uh trying to think.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a bunch of them. It's funny every time
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: where someone's like I'm a fan, Like, how I'll tell anyone?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: Have you have you gotten like have you gotten like
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: a bunch of growth since the special?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like even like with selling tickets and stuff like that.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, and it's and that in Rogan Yeah, I
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: forgot about yeah bro, even though we went over our
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Spotify wraps in the last episode. Bro, I had I
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: had you a Matt number two on Spotify wrapped and
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Rogie three Bro.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: So number one.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Bro, come on, really, yeah, I gotta check in the
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Boss man. I gotta see what the Boss is funny?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah you think so?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: I think he's actually funny. Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: I went through a phase where I was like, fuck
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: this guy. And then I kept watching it, but he
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: would like go on the news or something and be funny.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: He's got something all the time, moments that are like hilarious,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: He's funny.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: What was the fuck this guy of stage about? What
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: was it? What was just? I was just in a
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: phase where I was like, fuck everybody.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: When the Patriots win won a bunch, it was.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: A big well.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: I was a big fuck this guy. I hated Portnoy.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: When Michigan won, I hate Michigan. Yeah, exactly, Christian wins
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: one game.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: They won, like the Patriots won last night, and I
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: was back to hating everybody in this office. That's from boss,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: like you fucking entitled, fucking frail pussy's like, you don't
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: play football.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: Box suckers winning again. I thought when Brady left it
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: was we're.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Done with them. I can't believe that they're winning a game,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: that they're winning again. It's infuriating.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: But I get so pissed when they internalized their winning
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: and they're like they feel like they're winners.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: But like, if I do that with the Eagles, I'm like.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Where the fucking ship, Like I'm the fucking man. I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: fucking love the Birds Sas is a Birds fan. We're
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: turning him out.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: He's on a sports fan, Patriots fan.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: He said, you were.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: Just ask for a raise.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what advice would you give him going in to
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: talk to you?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: I'm a fan of anything that you're a fan of.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Bro, That's what I'm trying to say. Of course,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: talk to the boss man talk?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: What should he what should he say talking to the
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: boss man?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Should he be like bold? Should he be like, should
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: he like kiss the ring?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: Like? Should he genuflect? Or should he be like I'm
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: the ship?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Uh, find a medium.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: I don't know Dave at all personally. I would imagine
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: you got to kiss the ring a little. But here's
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: another thing you do. You can black out, yeah, and
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: then let it ride that you won't even know how
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: the meetings, Yeah.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Just kind of find out. Like based on his response
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: later on, get an email that night you're fired. The
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: charred remains a little sad.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: H Yeah, they have fired.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: Go back to comedians on the loose, because like, what's.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: The other outlet for you? Like if you get fired
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: from barstool?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Like where you going.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: School?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: Don't go to school?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Don't seriously, don't go to school.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Patreon.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's a viable that's a viable album.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: We'll do Patreon and I'll do my half of the podcast.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: You'll record your first half and then I'll listen to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: it and post my half on Patreon. I'll just then
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: people have to sync up the audio.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Patreon is viable, Like I see, I feel like comedians
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: are like riding around and rolls.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Royce's off Patreon. It's like rap labels in like my
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: late nineties.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Finally, like like fucking Mace making like fucking twenty million
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: dollars a year is like the like ten million on Patreon.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: That's how it's gonna go. We're all gonna be Mace. Yeah,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: everyone's gonna burn out, just like EMC Hammer, just having.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: Everyone every Patreon I click on, no matter how small
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: or big the podcast is, they're all making like a
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: ship ton of money. Yeah, it's crazy.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like the class of dudes that you kind
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: of I don't know if you could call it a class,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: but who you came up with in Philly are all
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: doing pretty well now. Like I'm looking at Philly as
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: a pretty funny city I had. I don't really know
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: any other cities like comedians other than.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: It was Boston.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that still is Boston's like they got every great
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: comedian was from Boston, which is crazy bullshit. Philly we
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: had a couple, got a little Kevke Little keV Cosby goats, Yeah,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: both funny young.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: And then uh but yeah, then there's all those other
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: guys now but.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the are you garbage dudes? Like those dudes
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: are in a bunch of the Gilli and key stuff
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: just uh.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: And then all started with Tommy and John with Delco Proper. Yeah,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: like kind of brought a lot of us together.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Delko Proper I feel like was supposed to be bigger
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: than it was. Yeah, it felt like it was. It
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: was right there.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I felt like it was going to happen.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: That was just when Comedy Central was kind of making
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: the turn to stop making funny stuff.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: They were all right, we're done. You know, they really
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: don't anymore.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: They don't at all. It saw like a meme they
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: posted yesterday on Twitter, and I was like blown.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: Away and it was like a clean bitch.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: It was like it was like a Starbucks meme, like
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: this week we're honoring Patria O'Neil, who would definitely love
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: our network.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, So that was the first time you and
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: I met, was at all Patrice Benefit?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: This dude Steven who who who works at the Comedy
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Seller who I knew? Uh he was he Bill Burr
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: had just done Rough and Rowdy and he was like, dude,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I want you to come talk to Bill Burr about
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Rough and Rowdy. So I hopped in a cab and
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: fucking went over there to try and link up with him,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: and he had gone by that time. But I was
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: just sitting with this dude. Uh, I guess that the
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: special was over. We were just sitting there and you
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: came up just like so like uh like kindly and humbly,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: and you're just like, you mind if I like sit
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: down like you?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: It was like I didn't realize how like political like
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: sitting down even was. But it was like Michelle Wolfe
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: was over there like holding court with like fifteen other comedians.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: She was probably fresher off the Correspondence dinner or something.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Everybody was like sitting around her like the last supper.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: And You're like, is it like I know your boy
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Letty yeah, Letty shout out, Letty yeah, shout out to Letty.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I came home and I was like, I'm a fan.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: It was like so fucking cool and nice, and it
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: was just like, uh, I just and we just kind
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: of busted it up for a little bit, like just
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: chopped it up. And then a couple months later, the
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: dude Stephen was like, Dude, this guy Shane who we
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: just talked to that night, he's going through hell right now.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: He's like falling apart. Oh that it was a nice
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: ass dude.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: How many how many podcasts had you say you've been
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: on in the last year?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: All of them one of them?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: I don't like doing every single time, every single time,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: I don't like doing and I know that you don't,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: and I've still just been like, dude, well you come
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: on like please.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: But uh, like I the thing that sucked is when
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: my special came out, I did a run of L
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: a podcast to promote it. Yeah, and that was I
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: just did too many. I did a podcast every fucking
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: day and every time it was like, what was sn L?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like it It was not good, but
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: it was funny.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: I was going to ask you. I was going to
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: ask you about SNL as a joke.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: But then I was like, it's not even a it's
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: also just three days of time that like you must
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: have gone over every detail, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: It was just like a short period of time. You
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: must have known it was a long It was a
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: long battle. That battle afterwards, like five straight months, Like,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: how is this still in the fucking news?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: We're still talking about it? Yeah?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: That's fucked. But eventually ROGI came around, Yeah, what what
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: did your Spotify wrap look like?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: Who are you listening to? Actually?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Always Drake, Drake's been number one, saying so you listen
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: to dr album and everything?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Drake's been on my top five like every single year.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: It was like Drake mac Miller. I was proud of that.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: Mac He's a big mcmills, Drake, Kanye mac Miller Asap,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: Rocky and I forget the.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Other one that's fucking sake.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was proud. I was proud it's rat a
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: SAP and macmillan getting Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: Mc millar's great, damn bro.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't people didn't know your fucking listening to a SAP?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Do people know that?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Now they know what I like to
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: do is.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: Do stand up, get hammered, and then listen to motivating
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: rap on the uber home looking over the skyline.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: Dude, I did it.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, then I wake up.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: What the fuck was I doing last night?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: No loser again. That happened.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: Every once in a while, I'll just get a wave
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: of like, oh no, it's happening again.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Everyone hates me again.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: It has to be a hot feeling in the face.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: It's wild easy.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: That has to be some fucking heat for your head.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: I know I've told this story a thousand times, but
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: getting canceled. I was on a train, yeah, going to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: the staff and just getting canceled in between stops.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Because I I would lose certain and then holy ship.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: One thousand New tweeks and then the next stop.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: I don't remember saying that.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Didn't you say that?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: People were like people were like looking down at their
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: phone and then like looking.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Several times.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: That's when I got canceled. I had zero dollars, so
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: I was, you know, taking the train, taking the Mega bus.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: People would be like, it's you, that's fun.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: It's me. It's not Mega bus. The Mega bus from
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: one oh Man, the Chinatown bus. That's fucking bad. Dude.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: You must have been like it. You gotta be like
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: top five worst cancels.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean yeah outside of actual Yeah I'm up there.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah fuck, but you're back now we're coming back. People.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: It's just crazy how many people it would drive me,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: it would be uncomfortable for me. How many people have
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: opinions on you, just like so many people are always
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: just like being like I have my this opinion on
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: this person.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, And it's just that, which is nice right
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: now because I'll get DMS from people that are like
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 6: they watched my special and they're like I thought you
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: were a dickhead.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: You know, They're like, now I'm a fan. It's like nice, right,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: I appreciate that.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: And I think some of your your special being like
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: saying like some of the things that you've like gone
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: through in your life, like things have happened in my
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: life that like it's it's actually been uh not, I
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: I get it though, Like I can't.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: It's hard to knock people for reading a headline and
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: judging someone because I do that all day.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, so it's whatever. Yeah, look here we are
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: SNL cancel talk. I brought us here. I brought it.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Fuck, we did it. Anyway, though, Bro, it was it
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: was bound to happen. He wanted to talk about Notre
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Dame football a little bit. He wanted to bust it
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: up about about Tommy Reese, Marcus Streaming and Tommy rees Yeah,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: and talk about Kyle Hamilton and ship like that, and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: like those are my guys. He thinks he's like the
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: downhill safety that the Eagles need to get somebody in
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: the box.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Like I was just saying that before you walked in.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love him at the Eagles or dude,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: if we had gotten a Wushu Corromo or whatever, Bro,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: that would have been sick.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a beast. We got to get out to
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: a Birds game. Yeah, go to the Cowboys.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I think we should. Yeah, I'm trying to get fucking Yeah,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: dude in your meeting with the boss, be like, yeah,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I will work that out.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Should we try to bring that's why should we not?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely brings us.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, how was that You're gonna you're gonna you're gonna
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: pinch me out?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we're just going for pleasure. And it's
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: like I don't want to have to be like explaining
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: the rules to you the entire time, being like this
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: is a fucking completion.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: I went to a football game at Penn State with
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: Roan and he was just buzz kill, not the kind
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: of guy you want to watch a game with. No.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: I was like fired up and I care. Yeah, I
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: was like, let's fucking go.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: Brother's having a good time. And Ron's yelling at the.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Refs because they called four downs and it was three
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: downs and I was like, that was It's supposed to
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: be third down, not fourth down.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Remember that was that Michigan State. That was a great game.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: And I was fucking furious about it. And he's like,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: this guy's like a dad, he cares or whatever.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: Shut the fuck up, bro, it's too cool to You're
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: getting a weggie at the If you do.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: That, you're getting We shouldn't even we went to a
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: I went to a Red Sox game with Red Sox Yankees, right.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh that was brutal, really because I talked the strangers.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: A menace because I was always came back to me
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: up there. Everyone that would walk away like that would
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: walk up the bleacher. She just go bye bye.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Because we were they were losing, they were winning the game,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: and I was saying bye like they were losing. Got
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: to try to get Letty up and Letty, let's get
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Letty around, dud Letty Letty. How did you how did
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: you first? Like you just went to school with Letty
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: and we're on the same football team. How many people
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: were on the football team at Elon? Yeah, it's a
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: college football but.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: So it's like ninety dudes, right, yeah, So how did
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: you want to be in friends with him?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 6: Was he just like my class? So he's just like
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: a unit and like he was just tight ends. I
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 6: played old line, so we'd yeah.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Same positional meetings and type of ship like that.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: You're literally with everybody on the team all day every day.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, you graduate from there, no drop out.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: Yes, so he just like graduated from west Chester though,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, which is legendary.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: I love west Westchester is the ship.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: It's a that's where That's where my wife is from,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: and it's just like the picture perfect little college town
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: bandmar Jerry is from out there.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: Where I started, Like I started in Harrisburg, but some
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 6: of the first shows I ever did was at bammar
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: Jerr's bar.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: Really yeah the note was he ever there?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: But dude, you got to go out to the notes.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Fucking Brady Camillo. Yeah, yeah, yeah done.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: Yes. Did you ever meet Don? Yeah you met Don.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: I did. That's briefly though. I was just sitting there
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: and they were all drinking.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Now, Bam is or I don't know if he's still
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: going through but he was like post and like handwritten
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: notes on instag getting a little wacky. Yeah, he was
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: going through it.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's having a tough time. He got famous young.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough, dude. You got to watch out because
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: child star, you will get addicted to something.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: That's what everyone said that.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Some guys get lucky and they get addicted to They
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: just have the availability of it.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: I don't like, I don't think I need anything else.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Though, If there's bud lights going a little and you
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: also know I want to go, and then you'll you
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: will realize that you still don't have everything you want,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: You'll try.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: I've already comes to that conclusion that I'm never gonna.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: I've had times where I'm laying in bed and I'm like,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: if I was making like a billion dollars a year,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: I would be doing the exact same thing that I
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: am right now.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Bro, you have like a beef jerky package thrown all over.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: And I would still be doing that. What would be
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: the alternative? Much of money?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: I heard a story about like Cisco's house, Like I
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: know a dude that went to Cisco's house when Cisco
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: was at like the peak of his fame, and like
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: he had to like They're like shooting something at the
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: pool back of Cisco's house, and he's like going to
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Cisco's house to like use the bathroom, and it was
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: just a fucking disaster zone. And it was just fucking
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: he was so rich, so famous, and so affluent, and
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: it was just like Sassa's room, just a ton of
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: fucking beef jerky all over. I love that you respected. Yeah,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of rappers are like that.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: They'll like have a really nice house, but then just
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: like folding.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: Players like party. Have you ever seen Playboy cardies like
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: his like snack cabinet and it's just like gushers and
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: fruit roll ups and like in like a fucking cereal.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: I think Wu Tang had the same ship. They have
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: just like a dollar box going on, and they had
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: MTV cribs.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think the Redman. Yeahd Man's house was like
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: it was great. It was like so in the hood
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: on top of the.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: I got a dollar box and you just go in
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: just unfolded bills that you just shove into your top pocket. Dude,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Well fucking thank.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: You for coming on.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: Bro't plug no mat and Shane's Secret Podcasts.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely fucking download that that Patreon or pay for
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: that Patreon. It's cheapest. It's insanely cheap. It's actually too cheap.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah up, yeah, but how are you going to jack
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: up the price or not?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: Probably?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: Also, Bro, tell ROGI is that to have a little
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: sass on you're doing.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: You got enough of a bump. The hype is from
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: you gotta get brought back down.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Let's I've been smoking cigars just to get prepared to
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: impress him.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: I had to smoke a stogan. You're choking it down
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: so you can't cough.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: You're like I've been inhaling it the entire so I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: cannot cough it.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: From a rogan. Dude.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: Up.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: He knows he's got too much tea. He's got too
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: high tea.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Man, what's the words androids?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think I was on tea.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 7: He said.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: He said he's on tea.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: He talks back. Yeah, he's fucking fired up exactly, Bro.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: Maybe you need to get on his weight with.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: Him so funny. Yeah, I didn't notice that until I
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: saw CLAIMP.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah he's great. He's a bro.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he really is.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Seems like I believe he's the dude who's famous as fuck,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: who's I feel like, still trying to just do regular
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: bro stuff and like that's that's what one can aspire
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: to do. He's probably got just beef jerky all over
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  Speaker 1: his fucking room.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: He's probably got like homemade beef jerkey, still beef jerky though.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah it is. Hell, Yes, appreciate you, bro, Yeah, thanks
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 5: for having me.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: They're all gonna want They're all gonna want you out here,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Barstol Barshall loves you. People are obsessed with you right now.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: You got the you got the fucking hot rock right now,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: thanks man.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: Hell, yes, Bro, we're gonna be coming out all of
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: this like fucking hot.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: We were just with the bullhead Harry Harry, Yeah, har
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 6: Harry Kittle whoa bro? Yeah Kite tell yeah, Harvey Kyell
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  Speaker 6: Oh wait we're not allowed to say your real name.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Well you did it.
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  Speaker 4: You can say hard. I don't want people I don't
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: know one on my last You also did it because
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: I don't. It's just been secret for so long your
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: last name.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're also like trying to sell tickets under
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: your name. Bro, Eventually you're going to that.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: You're worried about your last name.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm not. It's just the people are dming
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: my parents and ship that's going to happen. Does it
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: happened to you?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're gonna find his lib dad on Twitter. My
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: parents were getting mail. People were mailing letters, will kill
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 6: you insane?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: That happened? What was your dad saying?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: Hold up that? My dad was like, fuck, it was
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: really funny. My dad one day he did an interview.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 6: I was like, I called him and I was like,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: don't do any interviews because all of a sudden, everybody
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: gets your number out of here. And then he was
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: like okay, and I was like, you did a fucking interview,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: didn't you.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: He was like, yeah, I did. I read the interview
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: and he was like, we support on a song.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, what else do you want from polics? You
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, that's love.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: That's incredible. I don't think it was that bad. It
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: was it was it something.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: It was local, Yeah yeah yeah, mechanics Burgurgat.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: That's excrazing with Phil. That's awesome, though.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: What your dad's name is Phil? Like Phil?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Like Bam BAM's dad Phil.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: That's old Phil Gillis.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: That's fucking legendary.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: Was the legendary? What's his legendary? Felt? What's his build?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: Six two? Big dog? Hell? Played college football? He's a
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: big guy you play? He played tight end?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: What did you play?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: Oh? I played offensive line? Oh fuck yeah yeah yeah
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: you know that position.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love O line. I was I played that
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: in high school.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: You must have sucked. What did you play football? No?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: I was like one hundred and ten pounds.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how you know a guy sucked if he's
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: like I played O line. It was like how big
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: were you? And the like he just threw you in
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: the line.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: It was bad. You have a key in on O
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: line play when you're watching Yet I watched the You
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: gotta watch Quinn Nelson.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: Bro. He's the he's the goat.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: He came through here, he got the boy.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: He got the boy Award, the Block of the Year
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: award against Jacksonville pulled.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro yeah exactly. He fucking ran out the Kelsey
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: hat broke my latta.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that dude's beat. I don't mind the old line
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: right now, Eagles O line behind them.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 6: They're fucking incredible. Finally strike through the team other than
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: fucking Lane Johnson getting hurt every ten fucking minutes.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: But even so, like Brandon Brooks is out for the
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: year and they're still Herbig's rough. Yeah, fun to watch.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: He's learned and as it's good to see a fast
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: fat he's fat. I like that he is, like he's
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: fat in like the worst way.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: He's days of fat. Ot linemen are kind of disappearing because.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: They used to all be fat. Now Jason is like
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey dudes who are like two ninety but they
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: have a chicks pack.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: McGlinchey, yes, dude, he's like six seven, Like kind of thin.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Are you boys with mcglinchy, No, dude would love you.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 6: I gotta get I gotta get mcglinchy And Quentin Nelson
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: is the one dude let's to pick to mcglinch, dude.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Definitely don't picture of me right now, dude, I got.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: No no for McGlen Well, we'll have you photoshop a
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: six pack onto.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: He's super nice.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he got big photo shop photoshops.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: Yesterday.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: He'll get you looking real tight.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: So big Cat posted this and I photoshopped it into.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: That massive milk.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: He didn't get milky, double d.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: They didn't give it to him.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: He made him look as good as possible.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Mcglinch is. Mcglinch is a good Philly. He's like a
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: Dallas Andrews.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: True, he's a Philly dude for sure.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: The prep he went to Penn Charter, Okay, same as
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: Matt Ryan. Yeah, they had a couple of Philly guys.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: What's his name, Josh Adams. He might have been Bucks County.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: He might be the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: all falls into the same umbrella. Yes, fuss bro, appreciate you. Yeah,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: of course, have a good day, you guys, have a
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: good day. Thank you, thank you. Yeah,