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Episode 41 NFL Week 8 49ers vs Raiders Build Up, Bears Bring Light to the Dark Side · Los Pickups Podcast

• Los Pickups Main: Yeah. It should be 25. 95 calories. Nice. 2.6 carbs. Look at this good. that's what it was, 2.6. And we're underway. Officially recording. We're recording. Look at that. Let's see. I'm gonna angle this more towards me and Riley. Because your voice carries in your the closest to the microphone. We're we're sick. And I sounded kind of far. So we're gonna do like this. Sir. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Randy, I'm not ignoring you, I'm supporting you. It's okay. Can't drink beer. Officially. Officially. Yeah. Can't drink it. Well, I don't want you calling out either. Kinda need you. Just hit the intro dot. Hey, thank you so much for tuning back in to your weekly dose of low pickups podcast. Coming to y'all from the Pacific Northwest, giving you your weekly dose of the generisms, tism, tiggle beaties, and everything in betweenies, right? My booty and his big old boy booty. Thank y'all for tuning in. This is week eight of the NFL season. As you already know, lots of good stuff on the docket. Great football, lots of great football, and you know why? And I'm giddy, as you can tell by what I'm wearing. I'm fucking happy and I'm stoked. Chicago everybody, but we'll get to that here in a minute. But of good stuff. stuff you want to get underway. Of course, as we'll give a quick recap of this last week and how everything played out. Duds, studs, and God knows what the fuck that was, but we'll have that conversation here in just a second. And of course give you our predictions here for the following week, week nine, with lots of lots of playoff formats and pictures starting to chick shake up sorry, take shape a little bit. but no, lots of stuff to discuss. As per usual, my man in the nine is jersey. A Z. My man in the Raiders sweatshirt, Bobby Frisch. And Nightmare Nesto rocking the bears, because that's what we do. This is our teams and it's all love all the time. So guys, real quick before we get into the needy gitty, happy Halloween for everybody. Everybody have a good Halloween weekend. yeah. Yes. Yeah. We just recapped Enjoy. Yes we did. We recapped it and I totally remembered. And me too. Joyful. Got home safe and safety over everything, everybody. It was a safe Halloween. It was a fun Halloween. I have pictures this time. I went as luchador. And it was perfect. El San Franman. El San Franman. And look it was dope. I used the Niners mask that Ernesto brought over from Mexico. So it fit in very well. And I saw some dude on TikTok with a full suit. I was like, hey, I got a suit. I could look like I'm straight from Triple A. You know what I'm saying? No lie, watching that shit live, bro, like in he looked so fucking dope because he had he had the blazer, he had the k the the boots, he had the b the black pants, la mascara. Dude look straight up like from like tripla. Like actually like I'm talking to an actual Ujo. I just wanted the I just I was hoping I could find a belt at Goodwill. It's like a for real. A title belt. Yup. Yeah, yeah. but hey man, that's such a g so good of a costume that hey man, a a re a repeat would be welcome. Absolutely. Hundred percent. Yeah, yeah. I'll be showing us next time. Your maybe yeah, I'll do it. Actually we all should be. We all should be absolutely. 'cause your your costume was It was a pinata. It was a pinata, that's right. Actually that she was so creative too, 'cause like dude like he They carried a him and his wife actually carried around this little stick for a pinata, right? Every time you take a little whack out of them, they throw candy at you. It was actually fucking dope and very creative. So A plus for execution. Thanks, Doug. Yes, sir. And creativity. And creativity. What about you, Pa? for the fourth year in the row, just kidding. For the third year in the row, it was my skeleton onesie. And it never disappoints because my main man Earl also rocked his skeleton onesie. Earl's a little bull terrier. He looks he looks like the target dog, but him him and I rocked that. hell out of them ones out of them joints. Twinin'. We was twinning and we was winning and it was beautiful. I'm actually surprised with how good quality the onesie is. I thought it was gonna be just like a shitty sk skeleton onesie. It's not that's not that shitty. But it's pretty good. Mike? Yeah. I know. Didn't you see him last year? No, he we he he was he was not part of the festivities last year. He had his other things going on. I was stuck around downtown. Yeah. Yeah yeah right. You could easily just say you're I don't know Is it La Parca? I thought about it but it's not La Parca. La Parca. La Parca. Because he does it abbreviated. For sure. For for those f those of you that tuning in, La Parca is actually a very well known luchador from Triple A and now Mexico. his costume is similar to like an actual straight up like skeleton suit, but contrary or the big difference there is his hood looks like almost like a Kinda like a kendo mask, still with the skeleton face, but you got the kendo flaps on the side, which makes it look a little bit different and pretty cool, and it's got red accents. And then Benta his his is more like a shogun. But that's another conversation. yes, I am a nerd. Don't come at me. Or do go for it. I'll love to have this conversation. Okay? Settle. So Week eight, last shit to talk about. real quick, my man's team got to just wa sit back and watch us squirm a little bit 'cause the San Francisco Forty Niners was on a bot. While the Raiders and the Bears were very much in action this week. Dude, we're not in a bye until week thirteen, which is fucking horrendous. Good. You guys gotta hit a rhythm, dog. For real, for real. Yeah, hopefully next week. Mm-hmm. We'll get to that in a minute, 'cause we got that's gonna be a juicy game, and I tell you what. So Thursday night game, week eight. We got the Carolina motherfuckers. Carolina Packers versus the Panthers. I'm real broadcorn. What? The Carolina Panthers versus the Green Bay Packers. Yeah. Damn. this game is actually entertaining for what it's worth. Obviously, as you know, I guess I was hate watching because I do hate those cheese heads. Fuckers did come out on top, but it was a good game for the most part. final score 27 Green Bay, Carolina 19. good game in the sense where like it does it they they made it interesting in the fourth quarter. Yes. That's why that's what I'm kinda getting at. a skunker, a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, it was very entertaining. six sacks against Bryce Young is crazy. Bryce Young did get sacked six times. didn't have the best performance through the air. Twenty three for forty one on passes incompletions. barely got two hundred and nine yards. Had a tutty, a titty titty titdy titty and an interception. the real hi hero of the game in my opinion that kinda kept them in it for the most part was Chuba Hubbard. Yeah. because he did have eighty one yards on the ground and a titty. Titty. Titty. Come on, man. Tit! but on the flip side, Jordan Love, 30 for 41, I'll give credit, 288 yards through the air, three titties. Titties and an interception, which honestly he probably should have had too, but I digress. but good game overall. Christian Watson, eight re eight receptions, 113 yards. Matthew Golden, seven cat seven receptions and seventy-nine yards plus a titty. Titty. and Tucker Kraft with fifty-three yards and another titty. Today I'm gonna say his name just because the dude did play. Josh Jacobs had two touchdowns, two titties, one on the ground, one through the air. This one we're not gonna be so Not gonna echo. Not gonna echo the titty because Josh Jacobs is a kind of a piece of shit. Yeah, dude. Well for for allegedly. Well there's a not allegedly, he's yeah gonna be suspended again. Few talking points. More evidence came out. More evidence came out. So the investigation led to something. Yep. So there he's gonna be facing a consequences again. A. That, right? And then so that's crazy. We've already discussed that on the our previous episode if you want to go tune into that to get our thoughts on the whole situation. I don't think any of our thoughts are changing or opinions are changing. I do and would prefer highlighting Christian Watson leaving the game for look like breaking his ribs. Yeah. And then coming back in the ambleam looking like Stone Cold Steve. Like straight up WWE shit. Like all he all he was missing was his fucking theme music. They were fucking recording him getting into to the Ambalam and the Ambolam leaving and then they got him getting out of the ambulance and fucking jogging his way back to the stage. So they have like a camera on him as he's jogging out onto the field and you hear the cat Dude, whatever they gave they shot him up with, they they need to figure that out and maybe pass it over to the forty-niners. Maybe it was just the hit of the the little cheese curd action that they did. But Christian Watson, I d un unheard of. Unheard of. No, no, shout out to him. He had a big game through the air and absolutely had an iconic exit and returned back into the game, even if it was a cheese head. Yeah. Yeah. This is a tough game for the Panthers, I'll just say real quick. Panthers seem like they're on top Top the world one game and then bottom of the world the next and talk about night and day. Yeah, that's it doesn't get any toxic any more toxic turby than that. They're both sides of the same coin. Yep. they either tails 'cause they're ass. Or their heads cause they're up. That was good. Nicely done. Yeah. I mean with back to back losses to w one of was really gnarly game. Really bad game against the Tampa Bay a week before, but then this game they I don't know. It got out of control fast for them to come back. Yeah, no. with that the Green Bay Packers improved to five and three. Carolina drops to three and four. But since they are in subpar division, they have a chance at the t at the crown. on the on the flip side, the the Packers are probably in the toughest division in football outside the AFC North, j and where every single team is above five hundred. Three week eight, and that's the first time in NFL history. So pretty crazy. Moving right along. first game of Sunday morning. shocking a little bit, just considering how everything went down. Cardinals, Cowboys, overtime game. My man Jacoby Bassett let me down. But Gardner Minshew. Gardner Minshew Choo Choo WSU legend, Gardner Minshew, Jags legend, Gardner Minshew, Chiefs legend, Gardner Minshew. Raiders legend? No. I think he played for the Raiders, no? He did play for the Raiders. Raiders legend, Gardner Minshew. Went seventeen for twenty-three, leading a comeback against the Cowboys. 188 yards and three touchdowns. When did those touchdowns take place? In the fourth quarter. That was enthusiastic. So sad. The Cowboys defense just fucking fell to shit. They were what's this? Seventeen to ten heading into the fourth. Cowboys with the lead. And I think this was within like the last five minutes. They put up all those touchdowns. So In c It was crazy. Crazy ass game. I I we have Gardner Minshew over here lighting the team lighting the team, giving it some fire. We have JJ McCarthy and the Giants lighting the team, giving it some fire. The boys just want a chance. The boys just want to play. I believe Jacoby Brissett was benched. Yeah. Jacoby Brissett was b was benched, which is why I said he let me down. Going ten for twenty three with a hundred and nineteen yards and an interception. Not necessarily like a shitty stat line, but it's very pedestrian. Gardner Minshew on the other hand, named starter for the Cardinals moving forward. Tyler Algier really helped him out after Jeremiah Love went down, unfortunately. Hopefully, right? Tyler Algier, eleven carries, a hundred forty-seven yards and a touchdown. Dude, fantasy darling of the weekend, bro. Yeah. Kinda came kinda I mean Tyler was doing work over on the Falcons. I'm glad he's getting some light now. But that's four tutties between Gardner Minshew and Tyler Algier. And Bam Knight was supposed to be playing as well, and he got also he was also injured. So you gotta go pick up that boy. Michael Wilson, Trey McBride, try Tyler Algier all contributed on the ground. Tyler also another titty over the air. T-Tray McBride seventy-two yards and a titty. Michael Wilson, a hundred and eleven yards and a titty. They really grinded this game out to take it away from the Cowboys, and so they advance to three and five, and the Cowboys fall to three and five. Kind of a crazy game. What the fuck, Cowboys? I guess same cow different same boys. Cowboys gonna cowboys? Cowboys are gonna cowboys, which is it's a bummer because they're one of the more recognizable logos in the NFL. Yeah. They made all these moves last And you know what, dude? I actually really am a fan of their uniforms. Like like straight up. I if they didn't carry all that stank with them, it'd be one of the hardest uniforms in the league. I think they just contrast the forty niners too much. that I can never I feel like the very opposite of from a unif a unif an actual design standpoint. Yeah yeah. Like they got shiny silver, we got shiny gold, we got red, they got white, and blue and blue. Yeah. You know? Yeah. red versus blue. What are you trying to say, man? You're evil, dude. No. Are you about to call me a crab? Are you about to call me a crab right now? I don't He's in San Francisco. He can't say blood. I wouldn't say that. I said you're a You're in LA, maybe. I say you were Brab. Come on. But like who do you point the finger here to? Dak Prescott. Jerry Jones. Dak Prescott, nineteen for twenty-nine, a hundred and ninety-five yards. Yeah, you can after I'm done with Dak Prescott had a touch Touchdown still. Dak Prescott is supposed to be on a lot of people's eyes a top ten quarterback. I don't think he's better than Brock Purdy, and he hasn't been for a really long time. I don't think he has anything to show for it. Yes, yes, the coaching is a problem, but you know, your superstar quarterback is supposed to be able to negate a bunch of that. You have CeeDee Lamb, you have George Pickens, and now George Pickens is taking a backseat as a wide receiver, so Ryan Florney can take more reps. I don't know what the fuck is going on after you just extended George Pickens to a pretty hefty deal in this offseason. season. Not yours. Jake Ferguson. Make a third stream. Is it Jake or Jay? Jake Ferguson? Jake. Yeah. Jake Fergus did Jake Ferguson get injured at all? I don't think he did. he I think he dropped a pass. wait, no, it wasn't this game, but two games ago, he basically volleyballed two different interceptions. where he smacked the ball and it wound up being an interception. So I think Cardinals show they're gonna be a thorn on your side. I I think they're talented enough to to be a problem. And the Cowboys, another disappointing season so far. I don't know how you turn this one around. Not a K Twelve whatsoever. Cowboys gonna Cowboys. they're disappointed. That's what I was saying in the season. Who's in the division? Hold up, hold up. Riley's trying to take credit for this. I'm not trying to take credit for Riley's credit was that Carson Beck was gonna be playing and light up the fucking world. I never said Carson Beck. Gardner Minshew all day, baby. Fear the stash, bro. I was never gonna say Carson Beck was. I must ask you a question. I said the Cardinals are going to be a You're gonna take Carson Beck over the mustache? You completely discredited Gardner Minshew. It's okay, bro. Hey, speak your truth, bro. He got signed! He didn't even get signed until like a couple weeks ago. Tell him, tell him Carson Beck couldn't beat up Gardner Minshew i in in the in practice. That's nice QB three, right? Carson Beck, yeah. Yeah, right? Well Jacoby Brissett is now. Jacoby Brissett's probably QB two. No, they even named it in the roster. He's Q B three. Damn. Fall from Grace. Yeah. They weren't even that bad with the Brissett. That's crazy. I was just shit talking. Man, that that hurt that hurts that hurts me in the s in my soul. I didn't mean that. That hurts me in my soul Jacoby, I'm so your fan, bro. Yeah, man, you maybe you'll be back maybe you can be back up on the Bears. You'll be that actually might the Jets. If Tys if Tyson Bayer ends up going to Baltimore, yeah. I think that might be a thing. You choose Brissett over Keenum? No. Alright. So now you know where you stand. I'm going with O Man Keenum. You know where you stand with the guy. If you don't want him on your fucking team, he's not that good. Don't disrespect me. I'm sorry, folks. I didn't mean that. What's the next? What's the next fucking game? Fuck the cowboys. So, Falc here's a good one. Falcons fucking Let's let's let's do a quick dive into this bitch. Falcons vs what who? The Falcons. sorry, Falcons vs. the Belc the Buccaneers. yeah, yeah. I don't want to deal too much about this game. Why not, bro? Brother, if it was Janler Hurts, you'd be having a fucking field day. It was a shitty weather game. I I I don't use this as a mental. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the shit out of the Falcons sixteen to nothing. Get this. Without completing a single pass. Baker Mayfield went zero for three. And they beat the shit out of the Falcons. So what's more impressive? The f the the Falcons lack of defense and preparation and no offense, or the Buccaneers fucking lack of a passing game and still getting a dug. And that hasn't happened since nineteen seventy four by the Buffalo Bills. It's been over forty fucking years. Well the weather was crazy, but Tampa Bay did set a si a franchise single game record with a combined three hundred twenty four yards. Bucky Irving with a hundred and seventy and a titty. Hell yeah, dude. Timmy Kenneth Kenneth Kenneth Gainwell hundred a hundred and forty yards and twenty five carries. So I don't know. Maybe if Jalen Daniels was playing they'd have more on the f on on the ground. It was a monsoon of a game. Monsoon. Really rainy matchup. No knows how that goes. I know how that goes. Mons it was a monsoon of a matchup. Monsoon. so nobody could really get anything going over the air, which is why the Falcons fell flat. I think Brian Robinson was injured this game, so they only really had Bijan. And yeah. And probably some known name rookie that only Riley knows. wait, do you do you know his name? No, it's K No Khalil Herbert from the Chicago Bears. My bad, Khalil. Bears legend Khalil Herbert. Do you not remember him? I do know him. Okay. okay. You're like looking at me like I'm fucking insane or something. Yeah, you are fucking insane. Nobody on the receiving side of the Falcons had over ten yards except Jahan Dotson, ninety four ninety five yards on two receptions. That's crazy. So so is this something that are we bottom line, we're talking it up to bad weather, right? Pen Pennyx still has a little bit of grace. yeah. I think so. They're both three and five in the same division. Yeah. And and they have a chance. They could have done better. I think they could have done better play calling wise and maybe I saw something that like motherfucker played at U Dub for like two years and couldn't play in fucking rainy weather. Yeah. Yeah. I think I don't know what to make of the Bucks. Mayfield's hand's still fucked up. I I don't think that they're gonna win the long game of this of this year. So maybe they should keep losing games so that we can trade for Vitavea later. and then mean before the tenth? Yeah, in seven days. Later. We got one more game. Technically. So if they lose that they may trade. and then the Falcons, I think that they're not a bad team, but They have the weapons, that's not a question. They played kinda bad. So that's because 'cause there was a monsoon. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I mean they beat they beat us, so I'm trying to give them a little bit and I think they're gonna be actually who are they playing this n next time? We'll get to that in a little bit. I think their next game, I think it's gonna be a good matchup. It should be something to watch. They're playing on prime time. That's all I wanna say. the Buccaneers? No Falcons. Buccaneers are on prime time this this weekend against the Bears. I think the Falcons are as well. Against somebody. Sunday night football? I don't remember but we can move on to the next game. I'm sure we'll get there. We'll get there. Next thing Baltimore Buffalo. Now this was interesting because we were literally just talking about this man in Lamar Jackson. And whether whether or not like dude should be playing, blah dah, his ankle ain't right, don't want to step on the field, unless him a hundred percent, bada. First play of the fucking game. His thumb on his throwing hand hits a fucking helmet. Yeah. That shit look looks dislocated as fuck. And on top of that, not only is it dislocated, he actually did damage where he's required surgery. Yeah. And pretty much everyone's saying the season's basically gone. Yeah, was Sider Holley's injury? He had a turf toe. Right, right, right. I thought it another turf toe case, yeah. Yeah. For sure. That's So then you get this This undrafted rookie for you, buddy. you can't huskies. I forget his first name, but his last name is Fanyon, I think, is F-A-G-N-O-N. Fagnano. Fanyano. Is it Fanyano or Fagnano? I don't know. Yeah, Fanano. Yeah. Anyways, dude looks like straight up like a like a de like deer in headlights. Chupapi Fanyano. Chupapi Fanyano Sorry. Nice. Nice. What were you saying about the undrafted rookie? The undrafted rookie, Darren headlights. The final score was thirty six ten Buffalo. Yeah. We kinda saw that coming after he went down. Yeah. the reason they got ten is because Derrick Henry ha had had a a rushing touchdown. Excuse me. the Bills doing Bill's things. Josh Allen had two passing touchdowns and a rushing touchdown. James Cook had a rushing touchdown. DJ Moore had a passing reception or a receiving touchdown and so did Dalton Kincaid. They played a solid game all around. To get a business. They they did what they were supposed to. Yeah. I it's a shame for Derrick Henry. Another year, you know? another year going by him. I don't know, maybe So does Baltimore make a move to get a quarterback to try and keep afloat? In in a division that's hard as you have to. They have to. you could get Jimmy Garoppolo. That would be the go to person to not make core Or Tyson Bajant who knows Declan Declan Doyle's offense. I don't know about Tyson, bro. he had one against Case Keenan. Actually his name got thrown around too. Yeah, I wasn't surprised. No, because you need a veteran savvy guy. Another Joe in Baltimore, guys. Another Joe in Baltimore. It it was Joe Flagger doing. my god. Dude he's in Cincinnati, he's the backup. Bro, the script writes itself. my god. The script writes itself, bro. What is Joe Flagger doing? Get him on the horn. You're not wrong. What about this Joe Funano guy? Chupapi Funano. So Dude, he was a he was an emergency backup. Didn't he even s practice with the first team squad. Yeah, Brock was number three and look what he did. I don't give him no grace. so Yeah Yeah, we we're we're not trying to maybe move Derrick Henry. W I would not blame them if they did. Well what if Derek requests it, Yeah. You hear you could be saying he's not trying to play unless he's one hundred percent. I I I'm also I wouldn't blame him if he does. Dude, he's old. He could contribute to a chip immediately. Yeah. I know you're not gonna like this. No, he he he could go He could go Vikings. That's what I was thinking. I would hate that. They're looking for they are looking for a running back and I think Minnesota is targeting Jonathan Taylor, but I have him Jonathan Taylor connected to the Vikings, yeah. Yeah. Indiana has said that they want to keep him part of the rebuild, but I don't know if he wants to stay in and deal with the rebuild. I saw rumors that it was gonna be announced on Monday, but I guess it's Tuesday now, so nothing. Yeah yeah. But I guess we'll see. But we still have a full ass week before the deadline. Dude I feel bad for Derek Hameron. It's gonna be a crazy week with all these trades, I think. I think we're gonna see some some some blo some more blog bushes. We already had two that Seattle pulled off, Chicago pulled off. Yeah. Which thank you, Tennessee. Mhm. but I think we're gonna see a few more big household names being moved around a bit. Yeah. Justin Jefferson's not even happy in for whatever reason in Minnesota, even though they're six and one. Yeah, he's just got Kyler Murray fucking on the bottom. Yeah, dude. Anyways. But yeah, Bills, six and one. Ravens might be done for the year. Four and four. We'll see how the trade deadline plays out and give us a good indication of what the rest of the year looks like. I don't think Lamar's fucking hand is gonna be fixed, I guess, by playoffs, maybe. Even if they make it. If this this motherfucker doesn't wanna run, now this motherfucker can't throw. What the fuck is he gonna do? I mean that's a valid point, bro, cause th that's that's I I can I can hear him say that shit. He was already saying that he couldn't really run. Yeah. And he if he wasn't if he didn't feel confident enough to be a pocket passer now Zan's fucked. You know. He can he can give another year. But what about Derek Hannon, bro? Yeah, man. I would say he deserves a chip, man. Dude, send him to the next one. Derrick Hennedy to the Jaguars? Yeah, dude. It's a shit franchise. I would never do that to him. Who's next? What the They're gonna they're gonna win their division, bro. Yeah, as a franchise though, top to bottom. That's like that's a dumpster. He could he could help them win it very respectable organizations. I'm I don't know, bro. I mean, guess what you're I understand what you're trying to say, but at the same time, like you you overlook a lot of things when you're winning. You could also be be helping them win their first Super Bowl ever. Like the I mean, we're gonna get to their game in a minute, but they molly wop the shit out of the Colts. I would never I think he would want to sign an extension with the Jaguars, even if they win the Super Bowls. No. Super Bowl. I don't think Derrick Henry's leaving this season, honestly. I think he he's gonna stay with the Ravens. Well, let's give it a week, huh? Yeah. See what happens. He is thirty-six. Thirty-two. God damn thirty two. Derek Henry's thirty two. He's gonna be thirty three in January. dude, he's got plenty of juice, bro. You think so? Hell yeah. And he's still care of himself, dude. Yeah. workouts are not to mention three years not to mention his body does have a tight body bro like like no for real he really does like I'm trying to see that say that in the in the least sexual way possible he's bad he's bad tight young what that thing does bad tight where that thing go my god Good for Josh Allen. What's next? Shit. Alright, next game, another divisible matchup. We got the Browns and the Steelers. I think we were we were expecting a more gr grittier game. this shit was a a d Mollywop. Yeah. Humbled the Browns. For real, for real. And honestly it's not the worst thing. So we got Pittsburgh twenty seven, Cleveland six. That's weird. And not Good for the Cleveland Browns, I guess. But anyways. So let's get Cleveland out the way, which is funny to me, because dude, the Shaw Wants to have three hundred and twenty-four yards through the air. Eight sacks though. Got sacked eight times, no touchdowns, no interceptions. Yeah. but didn't get shit from this rushing game. As a team, fifteen carries, thirty-four yards. Yeah. Yikes. dude, shout out Harold Fannin, second year tight end, ten catches, a hundred and fifty four yards. Yeah. Go get it, young book. I like Fannon. honorable mention, Dylan Sampson, Casey Concepcion, Denzel Boston. So I mean the receiving card looks good. Could have capitalized. Sh Sh Shadur made an appearance. He was two for two with for two yards. Hey that's hey power. 222. 222. Isn't that like some That's an angel number right there? And he's number two, dude! And he's number two! You don't you can't make this shit up, bro! No! Hey you wanna do it do a second time so it can be two. Hey he's Q And he's QB2! And he's QB2! But hey man, it works out. I mean, it's gonna help when your fucking ground game for the Steelers gives you two hundred yards at three touchdowns. Every roster's not doing great, but again, to your point, the the r the running game did its thing. That motherfucker didn't even touch push. It was Pat Fryermouth. Pat Fryermouth, he's a tight end by the way. You can't even call it it would have been a QB sneak if you had a QB to sneak, but you had a tight end. Fold folded like a pretzel. Yeah. Golly. no dude. Aaron Rodgers 172 yards and a pick. No titties. yeah, dude, Jalen Warren, 143 yards on the ground and a titty. Rico Daldo, 56 yards and a titty. Titty. And Pat Freermouth with one yard but a titty. Titty. Today. Today. Yeah, I think Aaron Rodgers is just Accepted he's not the gunslinger anymore. Did you see? And he's just facilitating. Yeah. He just runs the offense. Do you guys see his interview? Game manager after the game. Game manager. What'd he say? So this the his t his tone and his language was fucking ridiculous. So he's like the offense could have definitely played way better. The special teams was fine. Like what? Special teams was fine. Brother, you you you sit down. Six and two a and you're you're not even giving an atta boy. Yeah bro. or you could have just said special teams are doing their thing. Like it was Steelers six and two, Browns five and three, so Steelers take the division now. So far that's what it is what's TJ Watt holds the record now against opponents against the Cleveland Browns with over twenty sacks. Jesus Christ. Twenty sacks against one team? Sack and Brown, bro. Golly. Damn. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. My boy sees red. Mm-hmm. TJ Terrorist. Yeah, a hundred and twenty two point five career sacks. Second fastest player in NFL history to reach a hundred sacks behind r only Reggie White. Alright, bro, stop the blitz. Alright, good enough. We don't need to do that anymore. Cool. So moving right along. Jacksonville Jaguars my god. Against the Indianapolis Colts. The Jaguars. Forty two to seven. Indianapolis Colts without DeForce Buckner and without Quentin Nelson. I think it's Quinton. Not Quentin. Case of the Nelson. Jacksonville approves a five and two. Indianapolis drops to two and six. Damn. Boom. This is the end of Daniel Jones. Daniel Jones got benched for a little bit. Anthony Richardson makes an appearance two for two for eight yards. Daniel Jones, a a titty and two picks. barely 144 yards through the air. Not very efficient. Nine for twenty-eight. well, no, that's not efficient. Nineteen for twenty-eight. Understandably they didn't do too much on the ground because Jonathan Taylor didn't get too much t too many touches because we were are pretty all pretty sure he's on his way out. so preserve the the trade piece while we can. Keenan Allen, seven catches, sixty-seven yards, doing what he can. Picked the wrong team, jackass. Josh Downs, who requested a trade, did get a titty today, or today, or this Sunday. the only score. But that's about the only bright spot Indianapolis had. On the other side, Prince Charming. Prince Charming himself. Three titties. Twelve loads. Didn't have to do shit. Yeah. Only only 14 attempts, 10 completions, 210 yards. Shout out to Bascial Tutin. 104 yards on the ground and a titty. Titty. A Chris Rodriguez appearance with forty-one yards and a titty. Today. But yeah, baseball too also with a receiving touchdown. Today. Burt Burt Kircher. No, Nate Burt Kircher. With a 31 yard touchdown reception. And Brian Thomas, a one catch, twelve yards, and a titty. Anna Tiddy. Future forty niner. Brian Thomas Junior. Yeah. I mean not much to say here. Did I say that? Not much to say here really. Jacksonville did did their job, took care of what they were supposed to do. Again, five and two, Indianapolis, two and six, moving right along. There's levels to this. There are levels to this. Yeah, I mean Anthony Richardson actually started on the b back half of the fourth quarter just for a few Couple drives. The wink over One guy was super excited to see what he called him AR. Yeah. That's his nickname. Yeah. Nah, I hope he progresses and develops to at least be a a consistent player in the league. AR. Yeah. You wanna say Stay health see. Stay healthy. Stay healthy, Anthony. Richardson. AR. Senior. Is it junior or senior? senior. Senior. No. Anyways. On to the next. On to the next. Wanna say your game to second to last, or do you want to go over it right now? We can go over it right now. Alright, let us have it. One time for the one time. Raiders Raiders Jets. This is a wellness celebration. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah that's what they called it. That was Kirko's celebration. Yeah. Kirkho's got you on some shit. I don't know what the fuck that was, but when you win, you can do whatever the fuck you want. With no I with no interceptions and three titties and 247 yards, 19 for 26, one sack, playing out of his fucking mind. Uh-huh. I got it. Playing super well. I do too. I had to pick him up. No run game with I I don't know what's going on with Ashton Genty, but I wouldn't say no run game. Washington had a good game, I think. A decent game. 25 carries for 83 yards. Yeah. Against a tough I I think against a tough run defense. I I I I will say maybe I my perception is a little jaded and misguided, but I think once once you get more than sixty yards on the ground from from one platform. player that's a win. Yeah, sorry, I'm looking at Bills Raiders. rushing titties. So four ts total. Four titties. Ties. T and fucking mad. Mad Brock Bowers. I'm so Brock hard right now. Brock hard. Brock. Attention, they hit the second bower. Brock Bowers seven receptions, ninety-two yards, and two titties. And Jalen Naylor finally included four receptions, thirty-eight yards, and one titties. And a titty. Shout out to fucking Nakoby Demon as well. He's playing like a beast this season. Leading tackles every single fucking game. Playing like a beast. Playing all over the pitch. 12 tackles. Beast. Pitch. Jeremy Chen. 10 tackles. Tackles. One interception by Jeremy Chan to close out the fucking game. Game. And Gino Smith, you're a bitch! Bitch. Bitch. He did go for t twenty for thirty-two and two hundred and ninety yards and two titties. One interception, two sacks. Sack. Fuck you. Fuck you. Braylen Allen. Braylon Allen though. Twenty one carries, a hundred and forty seven yards. Braylon Damlin. And a titty. Tiddy. Titty. And then Adonai Mitchell. Adonai Mitchell I thought was gonna play well this season. Was injured for a long time. And he played well this game. The game I didn't want him to play well in. Seven receptions, a hundred and forty two yards, and one today. Twenty twenty yards is his average. That's insane. That is crazy. That's insane. Good for him. Yeah. But Better for the Raiders. Better for the Raiders because they are now back to 500. We're back to 500, baby. And they have a chance. Outside the chance, like I said. We just need we just need help on the receiving core. And on the defensive side, I think, still. Raiders four and four. Jets two and six. The Jets are doing the Jets. And Rex Ryan, shut your bitch ass up, you fucker. Fuck you. Tell him he's fat. Rex Ryan was fucking fucking crazy, bro. Tell him again. You fat fuck. Fuck you. Say his name. Fat fuck Rex Ryan. Perfect. That was great. Thanks, man. Thank you. Him and his fucking stupid ass veneer mouth. Yeah. Chic and his fucking chickets. Yeah. Stupid ass chiclets. Dumbass. Anyways. Good for them. Hey man. Congrats, bro. Good for Club, man. Go raiders, man. Sure. It's easy when they're in a different conference. Next game, another rivalry matchup. We got the Vikings and the Lions. Minnesota was undefeated coming into this game. Not no more. not to mention they arguably have the hardest schedule for the next four games. The Vikings do? The Vikings do. So nineteen is fifteen. It was a slug fest in not a very pretty way. I will say that. but Detroit came out on top. They they're now five and two. Minnesota's now six and one. A couple things that kind of stood out to me. Khaled Murray. Still isn't the guy, in my opinion. he did have two touchdowns of 210 yards through the air. Got sacked three times and during interception. He did have a nice running game because he did have four carries and thirty-five yards with an eight point eight average, so it good on him. But other than that, didn't really get too much going. 81 yards as a team, 18 carries. I don't know. I I think a lot of those chunk plays aren't gonna do too much performing along with I'm done with this. I'm done with Tyler Murray. Go ahead and buy a new console and play some Call of Duty, dude. And throw them grenades. Throw them grenades. Absolutely. I'll play against you. At least Carson could like knows to throw it to Justin Jefferson. Sure. Alright, so I wanted to review the the Vikings so far. Okay. The Vikings, thus far in the twenty twenty six season, pull it up here. Right? Yep. They beat the Packers to start the season. They beat the Bears marginally by six points. They beat the Bucks, which Bucks are kinda wishy washy now. They beat the Dolphins. Yeah. They beat the Saints. Yeah. They beat the Colts by six points. Ten to sixteen. And then they lose against the Lions, which I'd say on this other than fucking the Bears. The Lions were the first real team. I think on this in the first week of the season it's always a little wonky. They beat the Packers divisional matchup. Not really surprised about that. but holy shit, dude. I think they were probably the biggest six and no fraud team in the season. And they kind of proved it. I think in the past yeah, several years even. Like there have been some w the Colts were eight and actually to start out the seat last season, right? Yeah, but I would probably take the Colts. Yeah. But and Daniel Jones did get hurt. I think had he not get hurt, we're having a different conversation about the Colts. Yeah. Whereas the Vikings are fully staffed, they're just I think fraudulent. Yeah. So just finally they got the loss. There are no teams undefeated anymore anymore. No more unbeaten teams. And last thing to say about the Vikings, just because I'm done talking about these fucking idiots. they do got like I said, a tough ass schedule. They got the Vikings neck or the Bills next. Packers right after that. And your boys the Niners. So I think they're gonna drop to six and four here pretty quick in per in my opinion. I'm gonna also hope you for it too. I can see them beating the Packers again. Sure. I'll allow it. At best. At best. They'll beat the Packers. For sure. The Lions themselves, Jared Goff, nothing too crazy, but he did have 176 yards, a pick and a touchdown. did get a sack four times himself because I think we've already mentioned it a couple times. The the for what it is what it is, Roses when the Roses are due. the Vikings do have a solid defense. Yeah. Jameer Gibbs though fucking always has video game numbers like week in, week out. VP. MVP. I wouldn't go that far. Offensive player of the year, maybe. Offensive player of the year, I'll give you. Offensive player of the year. Jameer Gibbs, 23 carries, 153 yards through the on the ground with a titty. Titty. Shout out to Sean Vacay. 11 carries and 65 yards. And then again, nothing too much going crazy with through the air. Jameson Williams did have 70 yards and a titty. Titty. I will say Amon Ross St. Brown did leave with an injury. In the second quarter too. So actually, and actually another injury. Another unfortunate injury with Campbell yes Jack Campbell. Jack Campbell, scary ass injury, bro. injury. Scary tackle. Never never want to see obviously you have like compound facture compound fractures that happen from time to time or dislocations. but to me the ones that always get me are anything that where a body goes completely limp. Yeah. and just gives out. Do have any more updates on that? they're being very vague. He's saying that they're saying that he's recovering, he's okay. but that's b they're being pretty they're being pretty mum about the whole thing. Yeah Dan Cable said it's improving, but that doesn't give you anything vague. Yeah. but no, again, shout out Jack Campbell dude. I hope you get I get I hope you get better really quick. I hope this is nothing serious. I hope it's something that you can bounce back from quickly. Yeah, and you never want to see that. You never want to see any kind of injury. but I feel like in these particular instances when it's something like this, I think we all kinda hold our breath a little bit. Yeah, it's a little scary. Kinda looks like what happened to Ryan Shazir. He had to learn how to walk again, so No. God forbid. Hopefully hopefully not the case. Moving right along, we got the Bengals and the Titans. Dude Really good game. Bro Really good game. After their big blockbuster move getting rid out getting rid of their defensive centerpiece, again, thank you. Two to Chicago, and Mr. Simmons there. overtime game with Cincinnati. We got the Bengals going forty-three. They still got the dub, but again, thirty-six points from Tennessee when people are pretty much just ready to write off. they put they put up a fight. Yeah. Put put a nice little made the Bengals pucker up the booty hole quite a bit. For real, dude. Bengals improved the five and two. Tennessee drops to one to seven, but shout out to Cam Ward. Three hundred and four yards through the air, two titties. Took care of the ball. Took care of the ball. No interceptions. He did get sacked twice, but for the most part, he did his part to make sure that the g the Titans were in the game. He's been playing with some passion. Absolutely. I think he's starting to hear, or if or if not, he's wanting to put those murmurs and and rumblings to rest. Yeah, for sure. I was hoping. quick Kimir DK sp seventy one yards and a titty. Today. Wandell Robinson, fifty seven yards and a titty. Today. seventy-six yards altogether for Gunnar Helm, so shout out to him. to the rook. Tony Pollard, bro. twenty-one carries, 117 yards on the ground, and two titties. Two titties. I think he's trying to get traded. Shout out to the rookie. Shout out to the rookie Anthony Hill with fourteen tackles. Good for him. Yeah. Okay. All right, moving right along. Joe Burrow showing that this motherfucker might just be as much Superman as Josh Allen. Yeah. Throwing for four hundred and sixty-two yards those are maddened numbers, bro. Bro, that's probably I wonder that's gotta be more yards than any team has produced on offense. Four hundred and sixty two Jesus Christ. For this week. Five touchdowns. He did have three interceptions. Should we c should we be concerned about three interceptions? I don't know. It was all from that one guy. It was all from one guy. It was all from the hooker. Yeah. All three. So that dude was probably just reading him like a book. I'm not concerned about it. I'll take three interceptions if my quarterback goes for six touchdowns. He one run in. He won he ran one in. That's insane. Six total touchdowns. T Higgins, my hero. Ten catches, a hundred and fifty five yards, and twoties. Two titties? Jamar Tay is doing Jamarte's things. Eleven catches 141 yards and a titty. Today. Mike Geseckki, four catches, 76 yards and a titty. Teddy. Tdy. Chase Brown didn't get too much on the ground. Only three carries, ten yards, and a titty. No, kidding. He didn't get titty. But he did have eight catches and 46 yards. So good on him. Way to be versatile. Yards. Like I said, Bengals 5-2. Tennessee 1-7. The trade deadline is coming around. Tony Pollard might be on the move. We'll find out. Sexy Daxie. Sexy Daxie, bro. Let's go, shout out. Shout out sexy back sea next game. You Yeah, this is kinda gross. Rams, Chargers. Final score 24. Rams Chargers game nine. I fell asleep almost. The Rams are improved to four and four four and four. The Chargers are still the only team without a win all year. Believe it or not. You know who has a win. You know who has a win? Justin Herbert, dude! The Miami Dolphins. The Miami Dolphins. who has a win? The Tennessee fucking Titans. You know who doesn't have a win? The Los Angeles You know who has four of The fucking Raiders, bro. No offense, Bob, but Jesus Christ, they can even get one? Respectfully. Dino has three fucking cardinals boring ass game. The Rams in your side, bro. The Rams had to do the Rams did what they had to do. You're you're crazy. What do we do about the Chargers? If you're the GM, I'd get rid of Mike McDaniels. I think he's out of here. Offense isn't producing. No. And then You have to. You have to at this point. Dude, Justin Herbert, two fifty seven, through the air. I would trade Khalil Mack to the forty niners. I would trade Khalil Mack back home to the Chicago Bears. Back home to the Raiders. We the OG dude. Bro, he had his best years with Chicago. I don't give a fuck, bro. He had his best years and he loves Chicago. He was not drafted by you. I don't care. He's gotta go that's not home. Tome. It's not home. Your best your home team is where you have your best teams. No. And that's what Chicago did. Or his Buckner's home. Wait, they made the playoffs once? Raiders made w the playoffs once with them too. But like I guess the Bears didn't do much as the Bears didn't do much as when he played for the Raiders, so you're fucking stupid. How many how many Super Bowls you been to? Shut the fuck up! Khalil Matt's coming back to Chicago. So, move right along. So Hey, is this his fault? He needs to shut the fuck up. Hey, if we if that's the game we play Super Bowls by the way. If that's the game we playing, is that the game we playing? You got a ring? Huh? You have a ring. Do you? No. So what the fuck are we talking about? We're we're right here. No, we're backlogs. We got six of them. We're not right here. We're right here, bro. We are different. We're right here. That's what I'm saying. Always always a bridesmaid, never a bride. That's what I'm saying. Organization. Good for you. hey, man, particip participation trophy. Go you can't You were right there. Nobody remembers that goddamn Bears fan. You was right there. You're lucky I've got Jim Harbaugh as a fucking card for you. So close. That's a Bears legend for Jim. Give me my fucking message as a player. Give me my fucking message. It's right there. Fucking grab it. Do what the fuck you want with it. I got a Sam Francures. I was trying to ask. Who else other than Khalil Mack? You had him with somebody else, no? You Khalil Mack and somebody else? From when? On your defensive line when you had him? he well he retired. Who was he? Was it with you? He was on a pretty nasty defensive line. Was did you have him and Crosby? No. We tr we got a draft pick for Crosby because we traded him. I thought he was partnered up with some Chargers with both. No, but you can you can have a It's completely fathomable. what the fuck? Motherfucker, you threw a grun in and g and had us at each other's throats and and for you to say that shit? you fucking weasel. Are you fucking serious? He's the villain in of the Civil War, Marvel Civil War, where he makes the Avengers fight each other and kill each other. Bro. That's actually a great call out. That's what exactly just fucking did to us. Dude, that is great call out. Fucking Argentinian. Fucking minute. Unbelievable, bro. That's pretty good though. Fuck the Chargers, dude. Motherfucker Not much to talk about, not much to say. Chargers need to go away. Rams win the day. And they stay alive in the with their playoff hopes, so Whoo, ooh baby, ooh baby. So, next game, Broncos Chiefs. This is a surprising game. b all based on the outcome, I would say. Hey man, you love the Chiefs so much. Go go go ahead, tell walk us through it. 'Cause you love the Broncos too. Mm-hmm. I hate both teams. the perfect guy to talk about it. So with the Chiefs, you got Patrick Mahomes going thirty to foo going thirty For forty one. You already topped quite enough. Three hundred and twenty-one yards. Three titties. Three titties. Three titties. Two sacks, bitch. Kenneth Walker being a citizen of the league again. I like that. Nice dude. shout out to Emmett Johnson. Not gonna lie. He played some fucking amazing football. Came out of fucking nowhere. I know. Dude, he's only had one rush for fifteen yards, but his receptions for For five catches 128 yards and a t touchdown with a seventy three yard touchdown. That's a teddy. Travis Kelsey looking like a bitch. Ray Rasheed Rice. Fuck you, dude. You shouldn't even be in the league. League. League. No Gray. I give you props too. He's been in he's been in Kelsey's shadow. No grey's pretty good. So we went along. How about Denver? Twenty Rock goes, Yay! twenty for thirty-two, two hundred and twenty-two yards, two titties. Who was that? That was no one. I don't want to say his name. Bonex. Okay, just so you guys know, it's Bonex. It's Bonex. And the rook. Jonah Coleman. eleven carries, forty-one yards, one touchdown. Today. He did break it for a pass, actually. I think it was a screen pass. For 51 yards. Yards. Four receptions, 63 yards total. Well, looking like a stupid ass game. Jalen Waddell did okay. This motherfucker. Alright, so the exciting part about this fucking game is because we all want to see Chief Kingdom fucking go down. So the thing is, final score 28, Kansas City 24. The storyline here is that the Chiefs were up. Big going into the fourth. By fifteen points. They got shut out in the fourth quarter, had a big old goose egg. Denver puts up fifteen game fifteen points to win the game. Yeah. And it came down to a final like Hail Mary kind play, not really, 'cause not really Hail Mary, but basically last ditch effort try get a fucking playoff. and Mahomes couldn't do shit. He threw it straight up, his lineman caught it, which was ruled illegal. Yeah. And that was the game. So Yeah, he it w no, it was r he was ruled down by contact. It was a sack. But there was a play. Either way, in a moment where usually the Patrick Mahomes gets the benefit of the doubt and gets bailed out by the refs, he finally did it. So I think it was a pleasant surprise to see that play out in life. And his wife surprisingly made a comment, not surprisingly, made a comment saying that that was a soft penalty by the off for a false start. shut the fuck up. You ain't no shit about football. You are fucking dumb. And it's not because you're a woman. Just wanna make that very clear because the the tone and the verbiage used by my colleague here might be different or mis be misconstrued. This was a heat of the moment comment considering it's two rival teams from his division and we're not fans of your husband's football team. So I'm not a fan of hers either though. I apologize for my f my friends and co colleagues word choice. We're allies. Thank you. Next game, please, you fucking idiot. Hopefully the league paid attention because the the Chiefs had him where they wanted him on the goal line stand and the Chiefs couldn't score. They were on the one yard line and the Broncos made a goal line stand. That's how we've lost two Super Bowls against them. So we need to be paying attention to that. Moving on. Patriots Dolphins. Patriots Dolphins, bro. Let's go. Shit. What a game. New England twenty-four. Miami nineteen. New England improves a five and three. Miami drops to one and six. not exactly a sexy game. Drake May was efficient, 60 for 20, 199 yards, two titties. Titties. Shout out Demario Douglas, three catches, 76 yards and a titty. Titty. Kyle Williams, one catch, 43 yards and a titty. Titty. On the other flip side, Malik Willis, two titties. Two hundred two hundred and eleven yards through the air, but not much help on the ground. that basically sums it up. I think we all kind of expected New England to kinda walk away with a will in this game. yeah, New England is as of right now, I'm not exactly s buying what they're selling, but I can't write off just yet, just because, I mean, they were in the Super Bowl last year for a reason, right? I'm not buying what they're selling, but I'm peeping. And we're looking. We gotta pay attention. Next game, an even worse fucking God is a this god awful. Primetime game on Sunday night. Yeah. Commander's Eagles. Yeah, I didn't watch I don't f I don't fucking know, man. You guys say some shit. I don't know. it's funny 'cause our friend who doesn't watch very much football texted us and was like, Is this Primetime game worth watching? And I was yeah. I was like, probably not. This is not the game to watch. I don't know what the fuck else they Saquon Barkley's been injured and then, the commanders have been staying healthy enough. And it showed they beat the Eagles twenty seven to ten on Sunday night. So But shout out to Saquon though. He's playing on a bum leg. Did have only thirty yards, but he had he managed to get a tutty in. but other than that, the Stanford product, Dan and McKee, threw another interception. Nothing to write home about. Jaden Jaden Daniel Dan my gosh, Jaden Daniels. nothing too crazy either. Two hundred and seventeen yards. Through the year. One titty. Titty. Rashad White, a touchdown on the ground. but otherwise, no. quick shout out to Traylon Burks. three receptions, but eighty-one yards. God damn a twenty seven yard average. but no, nothing really sexy. Cool. They're both kind of bottom dwellers, not sure how the rest of the season is gonna play out. Washington's two, four, and one, because they don't know how to win any. Fuck Philadelphia. That's that all that is just ugly. Not interested. No. The moment we've been all waiting for. Let me do a little bit of an introduction here. This next game, Monday Night Football. We did not watch it together. But I want everybody to pay attention. We're gonna let my boy have the spotlight. I'm gonna let him rant. He's gonna go off crazy. He's gonna go stupid. All that hype in the week about it being hella dark in Seattle. Well, I think the Iceman brought a little light. Papi Chulo, talk to him. Papi Chulo We stay shining on the dark side. Know what I'm saying? The fuck out of here with that nonsense, y'all. Let me let me tell you one time for the one time in Chicago over everybody. I don't give a fuck. And you know what? Keep please. Don't don't get on the bandwagon with us right now. We don't want none of y'all. Unless you're from Chicago, unless you with Chicago, you've been with it from day one. Yes, we do in it. Putting everybody on notice. And we here and we here to stay. Everybody else, please, please, please keep saying that we in it. Keep clanning on my man's hamstring. King clan on my man's fucking fingernails. Roll them out on clowning on his cleats. Whoa, that same motherfucker just dropped the best passing game against this dark side all season. So the fuck out of here with all that shit. Shout out to my man D Swift. Three toties. On the ground, sealing that shit. Darnell ain't it, man. That's what it is. I don't know what you gotta do. I don't know if you can do anything at this point. that boy do log out more swag than any other white boy I've seen so far, and here he is. I might might want to give him the keys right quick. Might save you a little bit. But you cannot do what you're doing and get far expecting JSN to throw and catch it in football for himself. Come on now. It is what it is. And without a run game, I mean we just we just exploded, y'all. Sorry. Y'all ain't got shit going on the ground. I know Charbonnet's he's in. back in, had a had a rough injury, but he's not the answer right now. Jadarian Prince, same deal. Didn't give you shit on the ground. I don't know what kind of play calling y'all got. Y'all y'all really missing Kubiak right now, ain't ya? But here we are. Hey man. One man's game, another one's loss, and here we are. So one time for the one time. It's Chicago! Yeah! So I think that was pretty good. That was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I I was mostly respectful, I think. Yeah, for sure. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. More respectful than he would. Yeah, it it's not a division matchup. If it was the packers Shout out to the Iceman himself. Two hundred and forty seven yards through the air, twenty four for thirty four with a titty. Today Today. Yo, man, D Swave. Like it like I said, three titties and sixty nine yards on the ground. today Yo, Rome Dunze showing out a little homecoming of sorts from a man's he played at U Dub, was playing in Seattle. You know, he showed out a little bit, a couple coup clutch plays to to keep our drives alive and basically cement what our office was doing. Overall, Caleb was spreading the love w to all his receivers, making making sure that everyone's getting the ball. Luther Burden doing his thing. Shout out real quick to Khalif Raymond, yeah, arguably the biggest player of the game. that that checked down was called a rush actually. It wasn't even a pass. Yeah, that was weird. Statistically. thirty nine yards. A thirty nine yard rush, to keep a play alive and set up that final third touchdown for DeAndre to put the game on ice. See what I did there. Bears improved. Six and two. The Seahawks dropped a four and four at a arguably the second toughest division in the league. And man, hey man, for for some Super Bowl champs, y'all looking looks looking like some chumps. So here he is. what are your thoughts? I I we talked a little bit before the pod, so I'm just gonna kinda reiterate what we said. Word to be I am over the moon about this about how it happened. the Seahawks I would say got routed. They were trying to play catch up, had it for a second, maybe in the third quarter with some momentum going. I was a little worried for y'all. but that was quickly shut down because they shot themselves in the foot. I think the problem with the Seahawks is that they're arrogant. their fan base, their team, they seem to believe That they were destined for greatness that just because of what they accomplished last year. I don't think they necessarily realize that you have to work harder than what you did last year in order to get back to the mountaintop. Not the same team. and I don't think the fans know necessarily what it takes. And I think that's what my main issue is right now is the arrogance from that fan base. Word. Now you're sitting at four and four. I'm seeing people before leading up to the before leading up to this with proper. Probably the number one offense in the NFL right now. I don't know where they're at statistically against the Chicago Bears, saying, Hey, what y'all think? You think they'll even score a touchdown on us? Saying, I can't wait till Quesadilla Nelson comes in the mix, Charbonnet's coming back. They were treating Charbonnet like he was better than Kenneth Walker. That's there's a reason why Charbonnet only worked on the goal line for y'all because that motherfucker's not effective like that. And so now you're stuck, you don't have Kenneth Walker. You guys are a little Bit dead in the water. I know what the fuck you guys are gonna do. You could try to rally in the second half if you'd like, but you have a but we're we have a three and a half game lead in the division. We're undefeated against our division rivals right now. So you guys have to fuck the and the fuck the NFC going through Seattle. Yep. That's off the table at this point. No, it's not it no no one no one's thinking that. No one's saying that. And if you are, you're a delusional Seattle fan. And I wouldn't be surprised because they are pretty s they're probably still d delusional. Anyways, I'm just glad the dark side. For being the number one defense. We stay shining. You cannot be elite and give up thirty points three times halfway through the season. In over five hundred yards. Not once against the commanders. Not twice against I don't know who the fuck else. Cardinals, maybe? Yeah. I think it was the Cardinals. Cardinals. But three times against the Bears. Those are three different offenses on three different levels of the spectrum. And That's not what an elite offen defense does. And this happens to be the first year after you guys gave yourselves a dumbass nickname called the the dark side. So it's only fitting that you guys get fuck made fun of. I think at this point the dark side's a fucking meme. Yeah. No, for sure. I so totally agree. Hey man, honestly, it just felt great to see. I I they they do have a defense that is worth worthy of respect. Yeah. We we put that down real quick. Shout out to Jeffrey Simmons, big acquisition from the Tennessee Titans that we gave up a haul for but so far so good it's showing that we we know what we was doing and made an impact right away. and yeah man made clearing the way and making that offensive line quake in their boots because you know what's already coming. I mean you you're talking about a team that thought that they made their offensive line elite to a defensive line that became elite. Yep. that was a gonna be a pretty good battle to watch just for it to amount to a route. And what a pickup but by you guys getting Devin Bush as well. For sure. That hit on Darnold in the first half was as legal as it gets. Like he turned his back. I don't understand. And he didn't. He could have He could have he could have fucked them up. He could have fucked him up and probably ended ended the night and ended his night or even longer. Two games. Yeah. Just ask the kid from USC, man. He he knows what handheld really looks like. Yeah. So here we are. Yeah. I think everybody again is on notice. They're both from USC. Sam Darnold and Caleb. So then let's start with this. Hawk fans. B H practice humility. And hope for good games and competitive games. Nothing more. I don't wanna hear about a repeat. I don't wanna hear best in the in the world. I don't wanna he you guys have JSN, it's great. That dude amounted for a hundred and eighteen yards out of Sam Darnold's a hundred and eighty eight. That's not sustainable. So, yes, you have a great wide receiver. It's too bad you have a bump or a quarterback. Ninety four yards which were all the first half and y'all couldn't get shit from him in a second. Well guess what? Because we figured out that he was your fucking offense. Just the and And it's not like you guys you guys are secondaries all that. No, it's not. You guys have been compromised exploited already this season. Yep. But for whatever reason, the dumb dumb fuck Mike Ronald McDonald couldn't figure that out. Anyways, practice humility, alright? Hope for competitive games. Be classy. Stop being trashy. I know you guys are a fucking trash bird. That doesn't mean you guys have to act like it. Perfect. Is that everything? That's all that's all week eight. Nice. Word. Chicago over everybody. Here we are. So week nine. Week nine. I'm feeling fine. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Nine is back. I'm gonna hit the love shack. Dude, Thursday night game. Thursday night game. This is rough for the Ravens. This is a short week. Short week for them. Lost your starting quarterback. Lost all them right to secondary. Secondary. Probably yeah, I I don't I don't even tell her how many I don't think he's playing. So yeah, so we got Jacksonville versus Baltimore. Dude, it would be laughable if you you would you would be solidifying how trash of an organization the Jacksonville Jaguars are. If they lose this game. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, I think they got way too much momentum going in. I mean, who who do they face last week? The Colts. It's gonna be pretty much the same thing. They'll probably put like four yeah. I'll probably put Prince Charming to throw for three tutties. Yeah. And my parlay. Derek Henry to run for one. The only touchdown for the Ravens. Anytime touchdown? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got Ravens. Excuse me, Jags. Jags. I think Derek Henry's throwing for two. There you go. Wildcat dude. He's gonna throw for two, he's gonna run one in, he's gonna catch two. Cadillac Williams. Cadillac Williams. Jags. Chegs. Jigs. Well, just because my ESPN ha app has it for me, Bears Bucks primetime Sunday night. Sunday night football at five twenty. And in s in Chicago. The Bears. In Chicago. Baker barely has a hand. In Chicago. They should honestly just play Jalen now. Wait, is it raining? Is it raining? Because y'all already lost in the rain. And the Bucks already won in the rain. That's hilarious. Y'all lost the fucking fucking Falcons themselves, so should I wasn't raining though. I don't know if that makes it. I don't think that makes it the rain changes everything. The Falcons lost in the rain. That's why it would've mattered. Okay. Okay? Yes. So it wasn't raining when y'all played? Against the Falcons? Uh-huh. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If if it would have rained, it would've we would have won. Or you would have lost by worse. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You don't have an ounce of an hour. So are we doing Thursday night, Sunday night, and Monday night? No, let's just do his prime time and then we'll carry about back to the Sunday games. Okay. For sure. So if Monday night game I have Bears. Sunday night Monday station. I think we all said Bears. Okay. I think Riley. And then the Monday night game, Bills Vikings. Bills Vikings? Bills. Bills. Bills. Bill. Bill Bill Bill Josh Allen. That's a nice call. Bengals Falcons. This game is gonna be in Madrid. In España. In Madrid? In España. Give me Joey Berr. Yeah, I'm gonna go with it. Jamar chase. Igual. Really? Really? You know the Falcons. You're serious. Some head upset. Upset of the weekend. Upset of the weekend. Because I think the Titans kinda showed what they could do against a Bengals team. It is uno mentioned. And I think the Falcons I think the Falcons have a good defensive coordinator to do that, so You like Falcon D? I like Falcon D. I don't like Falcon D. I think Bijan Robinson has a huge game. It's almost like a prime tag amper room. This motherfucker's choosing against Joe Burrow who fucking threw it for almost five hundred yards. Yep. Alright, alright, alright. Alright. Next year. I still think it's gonna be shootout, but But the Bijan's gonna run a lot. Okay, fair enough. Brown Saints. Give me the Saints. Yeah, I'm gonna go with Saints. Give me the put it as I gotta be realistic about the Saints. I keep choosing them, they keep fucking me over. I'm going with the Browns. Alright. I'm gonna go with the Saints. They're marching in. For sure. Cowboys, Colts. Jesus Christ. Bro, have they not played already? it's Texans Colts that played. Holy shit. Give me the Colts I guess. No dude. You can't depend on the Cowboys for shit. I don't know man. Yeah, the cow the Colts are dooky. give me the Cowboys. It's gonna be one of those times where it seems like And Josh Shows is asking for a move. All we need is the guys in this room. I got you, bro. You're my brother. Sorry. Shane Steichen can't Steikin. Is it strike Stiikin? Stiiken? Staken. Shik for Colts. She really Okay. Cowboys. All right. yeah, I'm gonna go with Dak is disappointed in the Yeah, it doesn't feel good to say it out loud. I think I might say Colts just because of that. I'm fucking gagging. Cult. Colts. Colts. Colts. Yeah. Colts. Yeah. Alright, Broncos Panthers. Broncos. Bryce Young bounces back and gets a dub. Good. It's in Carolina. I think the Broncos defense is too s too too much though. Broncos are on a high right now. I think he heard you and he took that personally. And Bryce Young is gonna make he can walk out with it. Broncos are on a mile high, I hope so. he putting a parlay for Tethero McMillan anytime touchdown. And it's not happening. So Hey for real. He only had that one giant ass game and then we haven't really heard Chuba. Chuba Hubbit. Broncos on a mile high, guys. Okay. You feel good saying that? As a division rival. We gotta be credible now. Yeah. I I I I think the Panthers just are falling apart. Alright, Jets Chiefs. Jets Chiefs in Kansas City. In Kansas City. Chiefs. I can feel the pain. Although if Gino's gonna do some Might as well be now. The one time you ruined for Gino? Actually, no, I hope they lose and then they trade Garrett Wilson us. Okay. Fair enough. Okay. Yeah, fuck the fuck the Chiefs. give me the Jets. Gimme the Jets. Jets. J-E-T-S. Bona fide Bozos. You're a buzzer. my bad. go ahead, start over. J-E-T-S. Jets, Jets, Jets! Yeah, fuck the Chiefs. Yeah, dude. Fuck Travis Kelsey. Fuck the Kelseys. Fuck Patrick Mahomes. What about his wife? Fuck you. You're dumb. Not in any way, shape, or form because she is a woman. I think he'll say fuck you to me. Not in any way, shape or form because she's a woman. that good one, that's a good one. That's funny. I just wanna clarify. That's funny. That's funny, that's real funny. Who's next? Texas Charters. god. my god. Texans, bro, I guess. Texans. they're coming off a bye, no? Yeah they are. Yeah. Huge win. Huge one. They're only they've only won two games. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm going for the Texans. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. Go hopefully Dave Montgomery is back and Chargers would be officially eliminated. Statistically Statistically eliminated from the playoffs. And became sellers officially at the trade line, though they keep saying they're not. Yeah. Raiders, Niners. In s in San Clara. Not the Card Seahawks first? Cardinal Seahawks? Sure, Cardinal Seahawks. Cardinal Seahawks? Give me the Cardinals. Cardinal Minch Cardinal Seahawks was the next one. After the night anyways. So Cardinal Seahawks, you said Cardinals. Cardinals. I believe in the mustache and I must ask you all to follow the mustache. Give me the WSU legend, Gardner Minshew. Gardner Minshew In Seattle? Yeah. Hey, he went to WSU played well at the biggest. Cardinals have played super well in Seattle. They always do. Okay, damn it. Bro, come on. Yeah, fuck them. Gardner Minshew. Gardner Minshew WSU And Tyler L. Gr. Okay. W S E. Kougs! Wazoo! Wazoo! Wazoo! Go Koogs! Go Koogs! Get Keaggs. Raiders, Niners. Niners. Yeah, I don't know about this one. You gotta pick against your team. No. Raiders. You can go Niners if you want. I don't think it's gonna be a gimme. I'ma say that. It's not a gimme and I wouldn't be surprised if it if it was a difficult game. I d I don't like this guys. I I I don't like picking against either of your teams. No, you can pick. Pick it, dude. Yeah. I'm a p I'ma go for a tie. Dude, go for the fucking niners, man. With all due respect, fuck you. He doesn't want to win We have the number one seed right now, bro. He doesn't want us to fucking win. Why don't you go for the Raiders for that reason and be honest? That's actually exactly what I'm thinking. So yes. well I know Ball. Yeah? Kirk Cut Seahawks fans. I was kidding I was giving you a fucking scapegoat, bro. So Kirkco change It's gonna be a tough game. It's gonna be a tough game. It's gonna be a tougher game than people anticipate. Mm-hmm. Y'all have a punches chance if Kirkco takes care of the ball. If he succumbs to that w overwhelming and our defense needs to fucking do something. You guys might actually get bum rushed and not in a pleasurable way. It's not like we have DeForest Buckner joining and then Nick Bosa coming back and then Drake Greenlaw and Fred Warner playing together again and then all Also upton style our Nickel cornerback coming back who's a thumper, or that we have Mike Evans coming back with with with they're going to Mike Fullstream with Demarcus Robinson. Christian McCaffrey Christian McCaffrey just came back from Germany with more stem cells. Debo Samuel is coming back. Debo Samuel's coming back too. for for personal reasons and personal bias, I'm going with the Wise choice, wise choice I think. Raiders! Bang bang. The real Brock will show up. that's a good one. Ooh! Battle of the Brock. Ooh, that's it's even better. Say it again. Tale of two Brock's. Dude, that's cool. Battle of the Brocks is cool. Who's gonna be Brock Carter? Ooh. Well one Brock is pretty. Motherfucker Brock's gonna knock the tower down or some shit, bro. God damn man. He could have said Proc's gonna fuck him up, mm-hmm. Like He's gonna beat the shit out of him. I love you. I fucking love you, dude. I don't know. He's gonna beat the shit out of him. He could have said you have the bower stone or some shit. Something. Anyways, and finally Broken Bro, one time. One more time, please. Let's hear it. my god. And finally the last game of the week nine schedule, Packers Patriots. let me get the Packers. I think they're a more real team than the Patriots. Now it's Drake's turn to hit Drake with the Drake. Let's go. How many times has Christian Washington going to the hospital? Jesus Christ. How many how we get one more resurrection? How many animals do you think to get? Is Josh Jacobs playing or not? Is Josh Jacobs gonna be in jail? Dude, if they if Brett Josh Jacobs plays, they're gonna put the craziest fucking graphics. When they post two people. Christian Watson has three catches. Josh Jacobs has three charges. Mm-hmm. That's fucked up. This could get dark really quick. Okay, Emmanuel Wilson has three carries. Josh Jacob got caught for carrying without a ton. Jesus Christ. We do not condone domestic violence in any way, shape, or form. But the NFL does light people up with that shit. It turns a blind eye apparently. Yeah. So we all think it's I'm not choosing the Packers for Josh Jacobs. I just think they're a well bit they're a little bit more well rounded of a team with or without Jacobs than the Pi than the Patriots. I think the Patriots obviously they have a hist history to choke. under fold under pressure. And Jordan Love's a good quarterback. I will say that. He is a good quarterback. Bro, I fucked up. I should've said it's the Battle of the Old Bay. Battle of the Bay, yeah. No, Battle of the Old Bay because the Raiders aren't in the bay anymore, but yeah, neither are we. Old Bay. And I'm just saying and just really quick, I want to clarify, I'm saying Jordan loves a quarter a good quarterback simply because he knows who his best receivers are and he knows how to throw it to him and actually get it to him. Unlike Sam Darnold. No, Sam Darnold doesn't know. That's why he keeps thrown But that wraps up week our week nine predictions. What'd choose? I I picked the Patriots. yeah, okay. right, right, you did. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Hey man, week. Solid week. Did you pick the Packers? Yeah. Yeah. I know. He's getting back at me because I picked you guys. No, I just think they're a better team than the Patriots. So he says. So I know. Allegedly. Yeah, well that's it for week nine. Thank you guys for week nine. Thank you guys for all the beautiful commentary. It was a glorious week. You got a dub. We got a dub. You got to get healthy. That's a dub. And that's a dub. And so here we are. lots of good stuff on the docket. We'll be back with our next episode where we're not talking about football for sure this time. I think we'll try MLB again. So you get we'll try the MOB again. We'll do well the best we can. And especially now that we that we got end of season awards coming out. So it's been lots of good stuff to talk about. And the mariners just made a The mariners just made a move, got yourselves a new manager. You're welcome. And yeah, it's lots of good stuff to talk about. thank you guys so much for tuning back in. and also we got emails. We do. yeah, we got emails. For the fourth email for the fourth fourth episode in a row, we're finally gonna get over get to them and actually discuss them and break them down for you guys. Coming Los Pickups Podcast at gmail.com. Follow us on YouTube, IG, Twitter, formerly known as X, or wait, X, formerly known as Twitter. We're on Spotify, iTunes, and yeah, just come on, give us a listen. 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