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NRL Grand Final drama, true crime with Brooke Shields, and Robbie Williams at the AFL Grand Final? | Full Show · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: Half-price now at Chemist Warehouse. Hello, Mikey, Amy Gerard for
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  Speaker 1: Chemist Warehouse.
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  Speaker 2: How are you? Morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Not a lot, actually.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I did yesterday? Do you remember, is
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  Speaker 3: there such thing as a social? My next door neighbor,
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  Speaker 3: she's got- Like a formal. So in year 10 and
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  Speaker 3: year 12, obviously the school puts on formals for the school.
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  Speaker 3: But then they have these things called socials and they're
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  Speaker 3: basically formals or the like of, but.
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  Speaker 2: They're organized by the students at the school.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a private school thing? I don't remember them.
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  Speaker 2: It's a public school. Yeah, they definitely weren't around. Did
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  Speaker 2: we have them? No, we did not.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 3: And I was just like, so my next door neighbor
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  Speaker 3: came over yesterday and I did her makeup for the social.
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  Speaker 3: And so I was kind of like, tell me more
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  Speaker 3: about it. She said, oh, like all the students just
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  Speaker 3: organized it.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a party.
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  Speaker 2: They're getting stretch hummers into the city on a boat.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, are there any adults on the boat?
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  Speaker 3: She's like, well, I don't think so. Like the boat people.
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  Speaker 4: How old are they?
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  Speaker 2: 16, 17.
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  Speaker 1: But they're going to have a formal in a few
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  Speaker 1: months anyway.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: They're in year 11.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so they're doing.
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  Speaker 3: So they're basically, they've thrown themselves another party in year 11.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, how bloody good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but unnecessary. You just had your year 10 one.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to have your year 12 one. They usually
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  Speaker 1: do them, what, around October, November.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Next year, though.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you really need that? Do you remember actually being
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  Speaker 2: that organised?
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  Speaker 3: In year 11, I couldn't pull together a house party
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  Speaker 3: where my house would get trashed. But I'm not organising
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  Speaker 3: boat parties and hummers into the city.
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  Speaker 1: It's more about the after party anyway.
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  Speaker 2: No, there's no after parties because none of them drink.
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  Speaker 8: Boring.
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  Speaker 3: I just thought it was interesting. Like they've gone on
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  Speaker 3: this big boat, but there's no alcohol.
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  Speaker 1: I agree. You know, the year 10 formal.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: For some reason, I don't know why my parents let me.
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  Speaker 1: I went to them and I said, I want to
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  Speaker 1: have the after party.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: How good are my parents?
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  Speaker 2: And they said yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking about it. Dad would have had to
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  Speaker 1: work the next day. It would have been a Wednesday
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  Speaker 1: night or some crap. Anyway, we started organizing it and
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  Speaker 1: they said, you better do the right thing and tell
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  Speaker 1: the neighbors. So we went and did, you know, some
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  Speaker 1: little letterbox drop, writing a note. One of the neighbours,
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  Speaker 1: don't know who, we still don't know who to this day,
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  Speaker 1: called the coppers or whatever. Police visit my parents' house.
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  Speaker 1: Probably not a good idea to have it. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: monitoring if there's underage drinking. They involved the school.
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  Speaker 9: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I had to cancel the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And it moved to some other chick put her hand up,
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  Speaker 1: my house-o-mate. We went to the house-o-houses. They were fine
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 2: The housing commission, yeah. They would have been fine with it.
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  Speaker 1: Like a couple of levels there. I've got to think
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  Speaker 1: about that. My parents, why would they agree to that?
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  Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, we'll have a bunch. Good sports.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: And then, hang on. Maybe it was dad that called
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  Speaker 1: the police. Maybe there were no police.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe your dad wanted to appear to be really easygoing.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was like, oh, the cops have called me.
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  Speaker 1: We can't do it. Yeah. Go and do it at
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  Speaker 1: your house-o-mate's house instead.
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  Speaker 2: Self-sabotage to your house-o-mate's house.
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  Speaker 1: That or it was one of the neighbours. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you got a letterbox drop, there's going to be
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  Speaker 1: an after-party here on a Wednesday night going through till
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  Speaker 1: three in the morning. You probably would call the cops.
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  Speaker 3: I get letterbox drops now from people in our street
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  Speaker 3: and I want to be understanding because I was young
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  Speaker 3: one day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, look at the hours you're doing. Imagine your neighbour
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  Speaker 1: was having a year's head after party.
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  Speaker 2: One of the houses in my street, I won't name names, but.
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  Speaker 3: They have these huge big parties and the music is
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  Speaker 3: so loud and it comes straight into my backyard, which
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  Speaker 3: is where my bedroom is, and it'll go to like
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  Speaker 3: two in the morning. And I'm like, I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to be that person that ever complains or calls the
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  Speaker 3: cops or anything, but.
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  Speaker 6: I've wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well now.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't because I was young once.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know who calls the cops, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Don't they?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, they don't knock on the door and go,
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  Speaker 1: Amy Gerard has topped on you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm talking to big parties. AFL Grand Final this weekend, Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Kylie Minogue performing. That is confirmed. But big story going around, Sean,
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  Speaker 1: about the following weekend, the NRL Grand Final. No performer.
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  Speaker 10: No pre-match entertainment. Now, they booked in Tones and I
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  Speaker 10: to do this show. And according to the SMH, they're
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  Speaker 10: saying that discussions broke down between the NRL and Tones
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  Speaker 10: and I.
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  Speaker 6: All about the song Dance Monkey.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't want to do it?
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  Speaker 6: She doesn't want to do it.
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  Speaker 10: She's spoken about it before that she really loathes the song.
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  Speaker 10: She doesn't like the song. It was a big hit.
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  Speaker 1: The one that made her famous.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It was so big. It was in the top ten
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  Speaker 6: around the world at the time.
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  Speaker 7: It was huge.
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  Speaker 6: It was just massive.
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  Speaker 10: But she said she didn't want to do it apparently,
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  Speaker 10: and the NRL said, oh, we'll stuff it. We'll put
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  Speaker 10: the money into grassroots footy and not have an entertainment.
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  Speaker 1: We're just not having you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so they wouldn't even accept a different song by her?
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  Speaker 6: No, they wanted her to do that song.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if she'd only had one hit, fair enough.
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  Speaker 3: She's got other songs that she can sing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Fly Away and.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have a look at it later on this hour.
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  Speaker 1: We'll find a few others. So I can only think
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  Speaker 1: of one. And also you've been reporting about, so there
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  Speaker 1: will be no performance.
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  Speaker 6: No performance.
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  Speaker 10: They are saying that there's going to be no performer there.
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  Speaker 10: So it's huge news because they've always had someone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think anyone.
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  Speaker 2: Do people really care about that?
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  Speaker 1: I've been there. I was there. It was Jimmy Barnes
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  Speaker 1: was performing. That stadium there at Homebush, really hard to
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  Speaker 1: hear anything. Maybe if you're there, you care. But on TV,
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  Speaker 1: you're just waiting for the game.
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Barnes would have been epic.
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  Speaker 10: I think the TVs rely on the performer as well.
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  Speaker 6: They want people glued onto the game.
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  Speaker 1: If it's big enough, you'd think so. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: still think the main game is the game.
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  Speaker 9: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: And then you've been talking about Princess Diana's brother a
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  Speaker 1: few times this week.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, so the book has dropped and it's got all
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  Speaker 10: of these allegations about a lot of people, mainly politicians.
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  Speaker 6: King charles in there yeah he really.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't like his brother-in-law does.
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  Speaker 10: He yeah but he's had to apologize earl spencer he's
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  Speaker 10: had to apologize because he claimed that pierce morgan who's
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  Speaker 10: a broadcaster there over there in the uk was the
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  Speaker 10: editor of the daily mail in 93 when it published
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  Speaker 10: photos of diana exercising in the gym now pierce wasn't
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  Speaker 10: there at all he didn't hold that position until 95
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  Speaker 10: and now he's calling for the book to be removed
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  Speaker 10: from the shelves but the big question is How much
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  Speaker 10: of this book is true?
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  Speaker 2: Is also fabricated.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Memories, eh? Like you forget things.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember what I did like four hours ago.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way I would remember stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: But you sat down and wrote a book. It's called
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  Speaker 1: In Bed With Amy Gerard or whatever it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's called Strap Yourself In, Sunshine, In Bed With Amy Gerard.
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  Speaker 1: You could have called it that. But did you like
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  Speaker 1: fabricate and lie because you don't really remember?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I lied, but I wrote what I
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  Speaker 3: thought my truth was. But, you know, when I– like
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  Speaker 3: I wrote about my childhood and I was writing about
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  Speaker 3: stuff and I was like, oh, wow, like I really
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  Speaker 3: viewed my dad in that way. But I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if that's the right way, but it was my– the
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  Speaker 3: way I perceived my dad as a child growing up.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: It was quite a dominating– somewhat sexist dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did he read that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did read it.
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  Speaker 1: Was he offended?
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  Speaker 2: No, I did make sure I wrote it eloquently. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't shit canning him at any point.
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  Speaker 3: But their relationship is a lot more of a, it's
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  Speaker 3: a much more traditional relationship. Like, my daddy very much
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  Speaker 3: is the man of the house. My mum is somewhat submissive.
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  Speaker 1: Same with my girl.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But it works for them. It works for them. They've
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  Speaker 2: never had any issues.
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  Speaker 1: Your mum could deep down hate him. We don't know.
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  Speaker 2: She probably does.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, writing about it. So, and it also, this
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  Speaker 3: guy probably hates Charles, right?
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  Speaker 9: Yep.
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  Speaker 7: So.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying like your judgment's clouded.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: And memories. I mean, this is, when did she die?
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  Speaker 3: 1997.
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  Speaker 5: 97.
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  Speaker 6: It's a long time ago.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it just feels like a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: a cash grab, if I'm honest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You see his teeth, by the way?
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  Speaker 6: Whose teeth? The brother.
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 1: Just watch him interview. He's got really good veneers.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know how most English people have terrible teeth? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's the water over there, right?
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  Speaker 1: No. There's no fluoride in the water.
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: No, actually, Alec has really nice teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Give us a look.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks, Amy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look at those.
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  Speaker 6: I've hired braces.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my mum's a pom. Her teeth are... Are they awful?
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  Speaker 3: They are.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's actually an older thing. It got better.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was more like people born in the 50s or 60s.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be Mustang, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, let's get into the show. We are sending you
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: to the Formula One Grand Prix. Your chance coming up
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: in the next 30 minutes. Brooke Shields is hanging out.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: Our pop quiz where you can win a thousand bucks.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do it at seven and eight. The chance to
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: drive away in a brand new car. And now there
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: are rumors Robbie Williams could be also performing with Kylie
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday. Has anyone heard that? Or did I make
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  Speaker 1: them up?
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  Speaker 6: That'd be huge.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon you made that up.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, is he even in the country?
• 9:06
  Speaker 7: Checking that now.
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  Speaker 1: Won't go anywhere until we find out. The reason I
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  Speaker 1: bring up Robbie, you could go and see him. You
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  Speaker 1: got a double pass to see Robbie if you play
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  Speaker 1: tradie versus lady. Right now I'm 13-106-5.
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  Speaker 7: Not till November. So unless he's coming like a month early.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of those.
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  Speaker 2: Where did you make that fact up?
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  Speaker 1: Where did I make it up?
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  Speaker 6: It's in his book.
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  Speaker 7: Did you just want a way to segue into the prize?
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  Speaker 1: No, really.
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  Speaker 6: I heard it.
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  Speaker 1: I did hear it.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, Google Robbie Williams AFL grand final Kylie Minogue.
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  Speaker 1: That'll be your story. We're not going anywhere until we
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  Speaker 1: do this.
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  Speaker 6: That's the thing, isn't it?
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  Speaker 10: Whenever there's someone in town and something like this happens
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  Speaker 10: where you need someone, they always just go, oh, well,
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  Speaker 10: who's here?
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  Speaker 1: Well, and they did that track Kids Together.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Robbie, remember that one?
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  Speaker 8: Kids.
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  Speaker 1: Don't mind doing it for, you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know that? Oh, yes. Is that Robbie and Kylie?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I actually like that song.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good track, isn't it?
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  Speaker 7: Mate, I don't know where you pulled this thing from.
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  Speaker 7: There is nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Must have dreamt it.
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  Speaker 6: You dreamt it.
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  Speaker 1: Who dreams about Robbie Williams?
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  Speaker 6: You do.
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  Speaker 7: You, evidently.
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  Speaker 4: He is a great guy.
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  Speaker 1: I swear it's out there. I'm going to find it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Googling now too.
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  Speaker 1: And you can go and see Robbie Williams live, rumoured
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  Speaker 1: to be performing at the AFL Grand Final with Kylie Minogue.
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  Speaker 2: No, absolute lies, Mikey.
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  Speaker 1: I swear I heard that somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: No, and I've just Googled in the ad break and
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  Speaker 2: it's not there either.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Anyone else?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you were dreaming.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 7: He's here in November. He played the AFL Grand Final
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  Speaker 7: a couple of years ago on his own. headline merits, whatever,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know where you've got this information from.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Unless you've got insider knowledge that none of us know about.
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  Speaker 1: I swear I heard it. Sean, you're a journalist.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm having a look. It doesn't pop up anywhere, Mikey.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 7: Sean's so much nicer at letting you down than we are.
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  Speaker 8: We're like, nah.
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  Speaker 2: This guy here.
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  Speaker 1: Never heard of it. Maybe I dreamt it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway. You can go and see him November. He's actually
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: coming here for his Brit top. No, it's Brit pop.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: Brit pop.
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  Speaker 2: Not Brit top.
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  Speaker 7: Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Brit pop tour.
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  Speaker 1: You can't blame me for saying Brit top?
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  Speaker 2: Brit pop.
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  Speaker 1: What's a Brit top?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ask.
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  Speaker 7: In my community, it means something you don't want to know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, a Brit top.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a thing? Is that a thing?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I mean, anyone can be a top or a bottom.
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  Speaker 7: Do I have to go through this? Do I have
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  Speaker 7: to explain this?
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  Speaker 2: Like a pitcher and a catcher.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A British guy who's the top.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 7: If you type those words into certain apps, you'll definitely
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  Speaker 7: find a lot of willing participants.
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  Speaker 1: Robbie's not doing that on the tour.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's not.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Not performing with Kylie on Saturday. Either. Let's play tradie
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  Speaker 1: versus lady. You can go and see Robbie.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Bron.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 12: Morning, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Hi. How are you?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm very excited. The prospect of going to see Robbie.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon his concert would be absolutely amazing. He feels
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  Speaker 3: like he's quite cheeky.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he's a naughty man.
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  Speaker 9: Very, very.
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  Speaker 13: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be great with Kylie on Saturday as well.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let it go, buddy. So, Bron, you work as
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: a driving instructor.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: Are you helping, like, us– well, not me, but, like,
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: young L-platers get their P's and stuff?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I am. Yeah, mainly, yeah, 16-, 17-year-olds on the whole, yeah,
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  Speaker 12: get their P's.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get some random, like, 40-year-old people that have
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: never learned how to drive? Do you get some oldies?
• 12:41
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I do.
• 12:42
  Speaker 12: I do. Only occasionally and so much more difficult, to
• 12:46
  Speaker 12: be honest.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: I would have thought that as well.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: I think when you're a bit younger, your brain is
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: still a bit fleshy and spongy and you can absorb
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: things and pick things up quicker.
• 12:55
  Speaker 12: Yeah, kids play sport and they're coordinated.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, my sister-in-law has never, ever got her driver's license.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: And I was like, how do you get around?
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: How does she get around?
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Well, because she's never had her license, she just relies
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: solely on public transport. And she doesn't know any different.
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: Whereas it would be hard for us to now not drive.
• 13:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: When I put my car in for service, which, by
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: the way, I was annoyed by. Me and Mercedes, you'd
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: think they'd give you a car.
• 13:22
  Speaker 6: They don't?
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: You're just paying for the badge.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: It's the one in our area that own, like, heaps
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: of car companies, and their service is not great. So
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: I've had to get a train, and I'm like, oh,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: people do this all the time. How's that?
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: All right, Bron, you drive a Honda CR-V. You are
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: separated with three kids.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Are they all grown? Are they any at home with you?
• 13:44
  Speaker 12: I've got one I'm teaching how to drive, yeah. He's 16.
• 13:47
  Speaker 9: 16?
• 13:47
  Speaker 12: So I've come home and had to do the same job. But, yeah, 16,
• 13:51
  Speaker 12: 21 and 23.
• 13:52
  Speaker 9: Oh, lovely.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll be sending my kids over to you, Bron,
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: when it's time for them to– I don't think I
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: have the patience.
• 13:58
  Speaker 12: To– Yeah, come and see me at Hart at St Ives.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: There you go. Ring the bell.
• 14:04
  Speaker 13: Woo!
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember Dad was better. Mum, I remember Mum
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: ripping the handbrake up once because she thought I was
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: going to go through a roundabout or something. Mum was panicky.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I learnt on a manual.
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: Me too, yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Like kids these days only have to learn on auto,
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: which I reckon is going to be a blessing.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Who do you think would be better at teaching your
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: daughter though, Ryan or you?
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, definitely me. Ryan is a stress head.
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: Oh, right.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Or we're just going to send them all to Bron.
• 14:28
  Speaker 12: Yeah, let's go to Bron.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and what happened at your own birthday party? Did you–
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: something happened to you?
• 14:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I– Unfortunately, I agreed to have shots, which I
• 14:41
  Speaker 12: wouldn't normally do, and I basically was that dizzy, took
• 14:45
  Speaker 12: myself to the bathroom, sat down, fell asleep, and I
• 14:49
  Speaker 12: got woken up by the cleaner at 3 a.m. What age?
• 14:55
  Speaker 12: I'm 27.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. God love you. Shots will do it
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: I went to a girlfriend, my next door neighbour, she
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: had her 18th, and I got there at about 7pm.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: They'd invited some of the adults up the street, and
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: I could see her doing shots, and by 9.40 she
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: was spewing.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Her guts up and passed out in her bedroom. It's
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: just kind of like a rite of passage.
• 15:18
  Speaker 12: The culprit that gave me the shots, I ended up
• 15:20
  Speaker 12: marrying him. Can you believe that? Oh, you had a plan.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Everyone has a shot they've thrown up off and then
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: can't drink it again. Like mine, is it Sambuca? Sambuca,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: whatever it is, that liquor.
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: Sambuca.
• 15:33
  Speaker 10: The black Sambuca because they've got the white one as well.
• 15:35
  Speaker 10: Black one, I can't have it.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: What was the shots, do you remember?
• 15:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it was vodka.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Vodka shot, yeah.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: They're never good unless you're Russian.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nah.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: All right, weighing in at 70 kgs, it's the Sleeping Lutai.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Bronn.
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: Sleeping Lutie.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Lutie.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, sorry.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. It's a sleeping Lutie. Bron!
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: So good when we have to explain the nicknames.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: It says Lutie. Okay, yeah, Lutie. It's a play on
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Sleeping Beauty.
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: Got it.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Should I just read mine before we meet him so
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I don't screw it up?
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: All right, I get it. All right, John. How are you, man?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Hey, John.
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: Excellent.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: How's yourself?
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: Good morning.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: You're a truckie. What, you got a big truck or
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: a little truck?
• 16:24
  Speaker 8: No, I just do skip-ins.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Gotcha. You got a Mitsubishi Outlander when you're not driving
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: the truck. Married with two kids. Now, tell us, when
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: you were 17, you're out on a date with the
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: lady that is now your wife. What went wrong? I
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: got booked for speeding by my father-in-law to be.
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: He's a cop, huh?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Was he a highway patrol? Yes, he got me.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: And gave me a huge lecture and proceeded to follow
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: me all the way back to his place.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, but he didn't fine you?
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: He did, yes.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, he still did? Come on, man, your daughter's in
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: the car.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: No, even more reason why he's getting fined.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: How dare you speed with my precious cargo in the car?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: How was your relationship with him? Afterwards.
• 17:07
  Speaker 11: No, we get along now.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: He jokes about it now, but yeah, we get along
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: really good. Yeah.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: My dad would be exactly the same. My dad was
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: a police prosecutor.
• 17:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: And so he was like real big.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I remember my husband when he first met my dad,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: we were playing this game and Ryan's really competitive and
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: he had beat me in the game. So he did
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: this like pretend WWE wrestle move where he tried to
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: like hold me above his head and then crack me
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: over his knee.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I obviously didn't get.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Hurt and it was all in jest, but my dad
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: was like, now, like, does Ryan manhandle you like that?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Like, does he?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: You know, does he, you know, joke around and is rough?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, God, Dad. He was just
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: really nervous. He made it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 9: But, yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Who wrestles, by the way, their girlfriend in front of
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: their father?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: He was so nervous. When Ryan gets nervous, he gets
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: really dumb. Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, good on you. Now weighing in at 85 kilos,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: the father, the furious, it's John. Yeah, John. Yeah, John.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: All right, John, I got your questions.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: All right, why would a woman use a scrunchie?
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: To hold her hair up.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Yay!
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Well done. Are they still in, scrunchies?
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: They sure are.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: They go in and out, don't they?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Well, they never. I mean, back in the 80s, they'd have, like,
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: the fluoro yellow ones and stuff.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bring that back.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I love a scrunchie. They're much better on your hair
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Weren't scrunchie undies as well? Or am I making that up?
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: Um.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: There weren't... Maybe. I don't know.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm making things up like the Robbie Williams performing
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: with Kylie this weekend.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's another Mikey fact.
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Name the massive Aussie recipe website run by Nagi Mayhashi.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Name the which, sorry?
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Massive Aussie website.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Stop the music. It's... No, I don't want to say it.
• 19:05
  Speaker 14: No, I'm not going to get that.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: No.
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Recipe Tin Eats.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's huge online. You know the woman? No?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I was walking in the city once with an ex-girlfriend
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: who spotted her.
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: And stopped her and fangirled.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: All over her.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Is this the one?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Was there a bit of controversial around another cook?
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: She accused another, yeah, chef, baker, famous person of plagiarising
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: a recipe?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's the only reason I know.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: How do you plagiarise a recipe?
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: The two were very, very similar.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: You're right.
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: Like every recipe for a caramel slice is going to
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: be fundamentally the same.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: But these two were there. She pointed out a whole
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: bunch of similarities. I don't know where that landed, but yeah,
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: it was a whole thing.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I remember it being a big thing. All right, last question.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Is Sangiovese a red wine or a white wine?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: I'll be red.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, well done, John. Do you like a Sangiovese?
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: Me, I wouldn't know what it is.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I was so impressed.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: I just got back from Tuscany and they're predominantly famous
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: for their Sangiovese.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I get confused by all them. Like I know a Shiraz,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I know a Kab, Sav, and I know a Merlot.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Once you start going GSM and Malbec and all, I'm
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: just like, I don't know what that crap is.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. They're all delicious. That's what they are.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Bron, ready to go?
• 20:28
  Speaker 12: Ready to go.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Okay. Brisket. Yum comes from what kind of animal? Brisket.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: A cow. Yes. Beef brisket. You can't make a pork brisket?
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: No.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: No, you can't.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: All right. When talking about cars, what is a tonneau?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: A tonneau.
• 20:51
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like a half-ton truck.
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: No.
• 20:56
  Speaker 11: With a tray.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: No. It's the open top area of a ute or
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: a pickup truck. Yeah, the back of the ute. Yeah,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: but you didn't say that. You weren't describing that.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: All good.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: The Stig. Oh, yeah, I remember that. The Stig.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Stig.
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Was a character in which TV show? Stig. Stig.
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 12: How was the character?
• 21:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: Oh, gosh.
• 21:24
  Speaker 12: Was it Top Gear?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Well done. So we got two each.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: You know what that means.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Tiebreaker. Tiebreaker.
• 21:32
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Let's bring John back in. Guys, just yell out the answer.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Amy's going to give you the question. Here we go.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Good luck, guys.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: What chemical element is represented on the periodic table by
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: the letter O?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Oxygen.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Oxygen.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: The girl? Yeah.
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: You're going to.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Robbie, Bron.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: Woo-hoo!
• 21:53
  Speaker 13: Fantastic!
• 21:54
  Speaker 15: Woo-hoo!
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Hello, good morning. You're hanging out with Mikey Amy Gerard
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: for Chemist Warehouse.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so two-thirds of Australians say that they'd be willing
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: to go out for breakfast on On a first date.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: So I'm not talking about going out for breakfast on
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: like a Saturday or Sunday. I'm talking about going out
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: for breakfast before work.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: During the week. During the week.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: So it's part of a new research done by Kellogg's,
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: the Cornflake people, into changing dating habits, which- I'm not
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: opposed to it. I think that, you know, I personally
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: would like a glass of wine on a first date
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: just to kind of calm the nerves and whatnot.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, my first dates were always drinks. Like just a few, whatever.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: But I do know, I actually have some single friends
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: who are in the dating world and none of them drink.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: So I was like, what do you do on your
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: first date?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: That's why they're single.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: Don't say that.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: You spoke it like a true alcoholic, Mikey.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Could you go on a date without a drink?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I like my first dates to be with some form
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: of alcohol as well.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: You're just as bad as I am.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: But I do enjoy it. But, you know, so she'll
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: go for walks or they do coffees and stuff. I
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: don't hate this idea because, let's be honest, When you
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: get up in the morning, it's when you're the freshest,
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: so you're freshly showered, you smell good, you've brushed your teeth.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: You've got that morning light on you. Thinking for me,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: by the way.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for you, maybe.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: No, I need a dark club.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: It's the only way people come back for a second
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: date if they don't actually know what you look like.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I actually used to choose wine bars and stuff that
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I knew were quite dark.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I also think it's good because you've also got
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: a hard out.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: So let's say the date's not going well and you're going, oh, God,
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I'm clocking this.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: You've got to go to work.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: Oh, sorry.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I've got an 8.30.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: It's your hard out there, right?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure many people are doing this. We're all
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: just rushing to get to work. But maybe, you know,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: people that don't work or something could do it.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Even a weekend. I wouldn't want to do a breakfast
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: first date.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: No.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: But I see your hard out. I came up with
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: an out.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, you have a hard out.
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: On dates.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on dates I did. Because I kept on going
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: on dates. And you'd like arrange a Friday or a
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Saturday night. And you'd get there and you'd just be like, oh, this.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like this is not going well.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: But you're stuck, right?
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: So what I used to do, and apologies to any
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: people that dated me.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: That are listening. Previous girlfriends of yours.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: So I'd line up a date. Let's say, okay, I'll
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: meet you Saturday 5 p.m. We'll have a couple of drinks.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: But I've got a work thing on after. And, you know,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: they think in media, I mean, you are invited to events.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I just don't go. But they constantly think you're doing things.
• 24:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: So, I'd be like, I've got a work event on after.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: So, I'll have to go to that. So, just a
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: few drinks, right? Now, if the date is going well …
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I'd blow off the work drinks.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's just, well, it doesn't matter. It's another party.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, and that'd probably win you some brownie points too.
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: If it's not going well and she's just awful, well,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I've got to go to my work thing. Meanwhile, I
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: was just getting a kebab and going home and watching
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: the footy.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: I did one breakfast date.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, did you?
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and it was on a Saturday morning and I
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: was so hungover.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: Not just like a little bit hungover. Like green.
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: The worst hangover of all time and I met someone for.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: The first time.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Sean, you would have stunk.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Like, you know when you're that hungover, all the alcohol
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: just seeps out of your pores?
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: And I had no chat, just sitting there across from
• 25:29
  Speaker 10: this girl.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: Like, I couldn't speak.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: There is nothing worse than having a backup after, like,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: a big night. I can't function at all, let alone
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: on a date when you're meant to be, like, leading
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: with your best foot.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: You didn't care about that girl because you wouldn't have
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: gone out and rode yourself off the night before.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: That's true.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If you're excited about it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: That was no second. She didn't ask for one either.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Funny that.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: All right, first calls coming up. You might want to
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: chat about that or anything. 131065. 131065 for our first calls.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Dial in right now. You're on KISS. Mikey, Amy Gerard,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: good morning. Yeah, first calls with Annette who's called in. Hello, Annette.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Hi, Annette.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Hi.
• 26:16
  Speaker 13: Hi, Mikey.
• 26:17
  Speaker 16: Hello.
• 26:17
  Speaker 12: Mikey, you're right.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: It was on Facebook yesterday that Kylie Minogue was going
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: to be with Robbie Williams.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I've been saying all morning I heard this rumour.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Kylie's performing at the AFL Grand Final on Saturday.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: And I heard a rumour Robbie was going to be
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: joining her. And everyone here has been, like, giving me shit.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You've been looking it up.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Sorry, we weren't giving you shit.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: We all fact-checked it, and it wasn't anywhere to be
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: found in the news.
• 26:40
  Speaker 10: Couldn't find it on any official news cycles. Maybe Facebook
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: is AI.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Annette, what did you read?
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Something, the same thing that you said. And then I
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: went home and told my husband.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: So you're not lying.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Also, scungies wear undies when we were at school. Scungies.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: We were talking about scrunchies.
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I remember scungies as well.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Were they like undies that you'd use to run in
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: or something?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: No, they were undies that you would wear over your
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: actual underwear.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And girls would wear them.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Modesty kind of things, right?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, cool. Well, I got that half right. What
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: do you reckon? Robbie and Kylie. It could be a thing.
• 27:25
  Speaker 14: It could be a thing.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: It would probably be a really good thing if it
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: was true.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it was on Facebook.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, it must be true then.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: There have never been any lies on there. Lara's on. Hi.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: Good morning.
• 27:37
  Speaker 12: How are you?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, Lara.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: What do you want to chat about?
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Talking about first dates, at what time of the day?
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: I went on a first date at breakfast the other morning.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Well, Amy was talking about that. Apparently, there's a rise
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: in people.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Apparently, they're doing some research.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Kellogg's are doing some research into the fact that more
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Aussies are going on breakfast dates before work.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Have you done one?
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I have, and I love it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, you loved it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: What's so good about first thing in the morning?
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: I think, one, you've got the rest of your day afterwards.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is true.
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think it's a good vibe and I think
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: there's just not as much pressure.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is true.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: And you've got the excuse of leaving to go to
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: work if you need to.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And if things are going well, you can catch
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: up for after work drinks.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Exactly, yeah.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: All right, there we go. Breakfast dates. You were saying
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: you need to have a drink to go on a date.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: I don't need to, but I would prefer it. Especially
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: if I've never met them. Like if we've been just
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: chatting online and I'd never met said person, I'd probably
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: want like, I'd have like a pre or something before
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: I got there.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I used to arrange to meet them at a bar,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: but I'd go to the pub near the bar before
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: it and have at least two schooners before you'd go in.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: But hey, you can have a breakfast champagne.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or a Bloody Mary.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Nicole, what do you want to chat about?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Hey, Nicole.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Hello, how are you?
• 29:10
  Speaker 12: Good. That's good.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Coffee dates.
• 29:13
  Speaker 13: I like this idea of the breakfast dates, but I
• 29:15
  Speaker 13: like a good coffee date.
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Right, instance, so no liquor.
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, because you.
• 29:21
  Speaker 13: Can get in too much trouble doing that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is true.
• 29:24
  Speaker 13: And you don't know.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: You're still strangers with these people.
• 29:27
  Speaker 13: So I like to meet in a public place. It's
• 29:29
  Speaker 13: all about safety now. And a coffee date, and this
• 29:32
  Speaker 13: way you've got a really good out because it can
• 29:34
  Speaker 13: be very short, and um especially if they're a bit
• 29:37
  Speaker 13: of a you know we can't say those words on
• 29:39
  Speaker 13: there a bit of a donkey that's a different.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Word for it so um yeah so um you.
• 29:44
  Speaker 13: Can just escape like i went into one one time.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: He was so much older than his picture. I'm not
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: going to.
• 29:51
  Speaker 13: Comment on anything else like his body or anything because
• 29:53
  Speaker 13: dad bods rock.
• 29:54
  Speaker 9: We all know that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: So that's okay. So I wasn't going to do that.
• 29:58
  Speaker 13: But I could have got past that, I think, if
• 30:01
  Speaker 13: he hadn't have just started to try and tell me
• 30:03
  Speaker 13: how I should run my life. And I don't think
• 30:05
  Speaker 13: he liked my choice of coffee or anything. He's like,
• 30:07
  Speaker 13: and what would you like with it?
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: And I was like, you know what? I think I'd
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: just like to go.
• 30:11
  Speaker 13: Thanks.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: It was really nice to meet you and turn around.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: I'm too old for this kind of thing. I don't
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: want to do that.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: So you got catfished and then you're getting lectured.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, because everyone loves that in the middle of the day.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: This is my coffee day.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: You can just leave.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but is there a hard out at a cafe?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You can't just sit there the whole time, can you?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: You think about it.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: If you're having a coffee day, you can slurp your
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: coffee down and bounce.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Whereas if you.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Do drinks, you can still just do one drink.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: No, drinks is a little harder.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I actually think that Annette's onto something or Nicole's onto something.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. I remember one girl came in and I
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: was like, oh. Let's just get drunk. So I just
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: ordered a bottle of wine. I mean, it was like
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: a Saturday night.
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Because you weren't into her?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Not at all.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're like, maybe I'll like her more after
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: a few wines?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I don't even think it was that. It was like,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I'm here now. I might as well just get... Sourced.
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Is that bad? It was, yeah. Don't miss that.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Let's hope she's not listening.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Who cares? 10 to 7. Brooke Shields is joining us
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: live on air. Hello.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 31:22
  Speaker 12: Hi.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on. You got a brand new
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: crime drama, You're Killing Me. It's out on Stan. True
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: crime is just huge. Like women in particular are obsessed. Brooke,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: do you feel?
• 31:35
  Speaker 14: I think it's a genre that people have loved from Murder,
• 31:40
  Speaker 14: She Wrote and Only Murders in the Building. You know,
• 31:43
  Speaker 14: that sort of that genre where it's it's easy to watch.
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: It's not too gory.
• 31:48
  Speaker 14: There's a you know, maybe a guy falls out of
• 31:50
  Speaker 14: a closet with a knife in his back, but there's
• 31:52
  Speaker 14: no blood.
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: Like that old school genre. Almost Agatha Christie.
• 31:57
  Speaker 14: But to have two females at the helm, two different generations,
• 32:01
  Speaker 14: I think women are responding to that because it's, you know,
• 32:05
  Speaker 14: my characters made fun of a lot like my daughters
• 32:07
  Speaker 14: do every day.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: So I think it's just I think it's appealing. It's entertainment.
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: It's a bit of escapism.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Do you love investigations in your own life, like trying
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: to figure things out?
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I feel like women are like inherently detectives undercover.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: FBI.
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: We've all got it in us.
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: They kind of have to be.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: They have to. Yes.
• 32:31
  Speaker 14: I think it has something to do with like if
• 32:33
  Speaker 14: you can bear children, you kind of also have to
• 32:36
  Speaker 14: be a detective.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: And if you happen to be partnered, you have to
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: be a detective.
• 32:44
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: Got to read what they're saying because they don't often
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: say what they mean. So I think it is inherent.
• 32:50
  Speaker 14: I do think I'm my character, but also me as
• 32:54
  Speaker 14: a person, I'm better with motive and story and why
• 32:58
  Speaker 14: and what's happening in that person's life. Whereas Andy, my
• 33:01
  Speaker 14: partner and the younger generation is really good with forensics.
• 33:07
  Speaker 14: And I find like, I find that that that's what
• 33:10
  Speaker 14: I am in life too.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: Like I'm, It's like, well, now why would she do that?
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 33:14
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 9: It's fun to play.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I have a girlfriend and I find this crazy, but
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: she listens to these horrific true crime podcasts to put.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Herself to sleep. Do you get into true crime? Like,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: do you listen to podcasts and stuff like that?
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: Because they're all, no, I don't. Because they're all going
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: to be under my bed.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. And they're going to grab.
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: Me by the ankles when I get in bed and
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: I set my alarm.
• 33:38
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 33:38
  Speaker 9: They're going to grab me by the ankles. And that's
• 33:40
  Speaker 9: the end of me.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: That's exactly right.
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: The minute I give my attention to it and give
• 33:44
  Speaker 9: it energy, it's going to find me.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Now, Brooke, you've been in the industry for 50 years now.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: 60.
• 33:52
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: 60. 60.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Hang on, you're 61. So when, what, were you doing
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: commercials and stuff as a baby?
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: I was the Ivory Soap baby when I was 11.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, there we go.
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: I rocked a diaper I can't.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Have you on Brooke without admitting The Blue Lagoon when
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I was a teenager was a good movie for me
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: you know what.
• 34:17
  Speaker 14: I mean it depends like some people say it was
• 34:21
  Speaker 14: for me some people say It was for the boy.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Well, it was for you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 9: It was a revelation to people.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: You had a poster of Rook on your bedroom wall,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: didn't you?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, and I watched The Blue Lagoon over and
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: over and over. It was all.
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: An Australian crew. We shot in Fiji, all Aussies.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: It's actually, apart from me being a teenager, it's a
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: very good movie. Do you go back and watch some
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: of the stuff that you've done? Do your kids watch
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: your work or do you just go, no, never watching again?
• 34:48
  Speaker 9: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nothing.
• 34:51
  Speaker 14: The only thing I sort of make my kids watch
• 34:54
  Speaker 14: is like Suddenly Susan. I don't have it on a
• 34:57
  Speaker 14: loop in my house, but I've been like, you're going
• 35:00
  Speaker 14: to sit down, you're.
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: Going to watch this. Mom was funny. So they appreciate now.
• 35:05
  Speaker 14: But what's interesting is without my asking, they both watched
• 35:10
  Speaker 14: You're Killing Me. Like they both watched it without me
• 35:13
  Speaker 14: saying you have to watch your mother.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: So that was... And they were like, mom, you're funny.
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: It's good.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Why don't you watch your old stuff?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants to watch their old stuff back.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: When I do something, it's done. Like I move past it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 35:28
  Speaker 14: I think, I mean, when I have been on Broadway,
• 35:32
  Speaker 14: which I have been multiple times, the clips from those shows,
• 35:41
  Speaker 14: I will say I will go back and watch.
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: Because they're such a triumph for me. because it was
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: so physically.
• 35:49
  Speaker 14: Life-altering and difficult to be on Broadway or be in
• 35:52
  Speaker 14: the play The West End. And when you go through
• 35:55
  Speaker 14: something like that and you survive it, to me, that
• 36:00
  Speaker 14: I'll watch.
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: But the rest of the stuff, yeah.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I'll watch it for you then.
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: I'm not going to judge myself anyway, so.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough. Brooke Shields, thank you for coming on.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
• 36:09
  Speaker 9: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: All right, you're married, aren't you, Amy?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Last time I checked, yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: One decision you make when you get married makes you 50%
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: more likely to get divorced.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, what is it?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, it's not taken their surname. And it's still typically,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: unless I'm wrong, the woman taken on the man's surname.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: And what?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: That makes you 50% more likely to get divorced.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: According to this research, Institute for Family Studies, divorce rates
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: are 50% higher in couples who don't share a surname.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: You're also more likely to get divorced quicker.
• 36:52
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: After eight to 10 years for couples that don't take
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: on the surname Amy Gerard, whose real name I remember
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: from high school.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: You can say it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Amy Copp.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: C-O-double-P?
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: C-O-double-P.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you took on Ryan's name.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I took on Ryan's last name, yeah.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did the right thing.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I did the right thing.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: According to the research.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Listen, is that just because if they do split, it's easier?
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: It's a bit more quicker? I don't know.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe there's like a commitment there or something. I don't know.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know the reason.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: I've got girlfriends– I've actually got quite a few girlfriends
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: who haven't taken on their partner's last names, one of
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: which she's a partner at a law firm. Like her
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: entire career and her identity is linked to her last name.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: So in that respect, I completely and utterly understand it.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: I took on Ryan's last name. I'm a bit traditional
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: in that sense. Plus I just really liked his last name.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it'd make a difference. Like if his last
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: name was Longbottom– I probably.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't have taken it on.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Amy Longbottom. Amy Longbottom.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: She's not getting a job in radio.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: No, there used to be a news reporter with the
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: last name Longbottom or something like that, and every time
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: it was on, I'd chuckle.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Would you just change it to just Long or even Bottoms?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Long bottom, yeah.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Long, flat bottom.
• 38:12
  Speaker 10: You know what I've found in media is a lot
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: of the women that I've worked with, newsreaders in particular,
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: they use their maiden name on air.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: On air, yeah.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: But they have changed their last name. They don't use
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: that name.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the whole thing, right? You could just legally
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: change it, but you can be whatever you want on
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: socials or radio.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is true.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: And doesn't it get hard as well? I've heard some
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: women say, when you have kids.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Like who the hell– different last names.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: So could you keep your last name and give that
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: to your kids?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: So let's say I had children and– Well, you do. Yeah, sorry, sorry.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: So you're saying could I have given my children my
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: last name?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Of course I could have.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I could have copped that. But then would that be
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: confusing for Ryan taking them to the doctor or something?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, and it would be pretty like you're quite noncommittal.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Like having children and then going, all our kids are
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: having my last name too.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: And I'm also not taking your last name.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: What about the other one? Very, very rare. But Colin,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: if it's happened to you, 131065, the man taking the
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: woman's last name.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Doesn't really happen, does it?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of that.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: What happens?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: It says here that that Brooklyn guy, Brooklyn.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Ross? No.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: No.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Brooklyn, Victoria and David Beckham's kid, he has hyphenated his
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: wife and his, her, wait, his last name and her
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: last name.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: So it's Brooklyn Peltz, which is her last name, Beckham.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't Beckham go first? Why?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Why should Beckham go first?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Just tradition?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Listen, I mean, that's unusual. I haven't seen that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: The hyphenated thing.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I haven't seen the hyphenated.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, him taking, so he's taken her name and kept his.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes you see the woman keep her last name
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: and hyphen the husband's last name.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Isn't that just confusing?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, who cares what other people do with
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: their last names, right?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: That's fair. You can do whatever you want. But according
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: to this research, 50% chance you're going to get divorced
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: if you don't take on their name.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: But it's 50% chance that you'll still stay together too.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Look at it.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: That's awful. That's awful, guys. You're such a positive girl.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Are you okay, Amy?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: God.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Are these hours we're asking you to do here on KISS,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: are they like causing trouble and making life hard at
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: home for you? They are, right? Yeah. So a bit
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: of a welfare check to make sure you're okay.
• 40:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: What's your Instagram called, by the way?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: It's amy.gerard.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Plug.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Have a listen.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I'm not selling anything.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: You're selling your Instagram. Have a listen to what she posted.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: No, we need to know everything's all right.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Everything's fine. I was just having a rant. You clearly
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: don't have children.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Not yet. Have a listen.
• 41:01
  Speaker 16: Because I feel guilty about not being. here in the
• 41:06
  Speaker 16: morning for my kids. I try to really overcompensate in
• 41:10
  Speaker 16: the afternoon. Like on the way home today, I stopped,
• 41:12
  Speaker 16: I got them sushi, got some things from Baker's Delight,
• 41:16
  Speaker 16: like their favorite coconut water. And I always try to
• 41:21
  Speaker 16: make our afternoons special. When I tell you our afternoons.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Are f * * * ed, they are not special.
• 41:29
  Speaker 9: No one cares.
• 41:30
  Speaker 16: I walk up to get them from school.
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: They don't even want to walk with me.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Um, They don't want to hold my hand.
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: They don't want a bar of me.
• 41:38
  Speaker 16: I pull out their beautiful sushi, put it all on
• 41:40
  Speaker 16: their little snack plates because.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: They love them.
• 41:42
  Speaker 16: I don't like that sushi now. Even though they've been
• 41:45
  Speaker 16: eating it for the last five years, they don't like
• 41:47
  Speaker 16: that sushi now. They don't like that popcorn and they
• 41:50
  Speaker 16: don't like that coconut water. And the more I try
• 41:54
  Speaker 16: to make the afternoon special, the more they're not.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: And it's giving ungrateful and.
• 42:04
  Speaker 9: Giving... I won't be putting in any more effort.
• 42:08
  Speaker 16: You can come home and you can eat guitars from
• 42:11
  Speaker 16: the packet and I'll be up.
• 42:13
  Speaker 12: In my room.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You alright? Wow, it's given ungrateful.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Listen, they were particularly bad yesterday because I'm not there
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: in the morning. You've got to remember, for 10 years,
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I was the primary caregiver, right? So I was always there.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Now they don't get me and they get grumpy dad
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: in the morning who kind of sets the tone for
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: the day and sometimes can push them off on the
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: wrong foot.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: But what are they doing in the Arvo? They don't
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: want to borrow from you?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: It's probably a.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Me thing because I feel guilty, which is just... something
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: that all mums feel. I know I'm not alone when
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: I say this. So I have mum guilt for not
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: being there in the morning. So I try to make
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: the afternoon special. And every mum also knows that the
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: more effort you put in, the less it's appreciated.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: It's like Christmas Day. Before I had kids, I was like,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: oh my God, Christmas Day is going to be so magical.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: And my kids are all going to sit around and
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: open their presents calmly and nicely and be grateful for
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: what they've got and it's an anything but like they're
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: all animals and everyone's crying and no one's got the
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: present that they want and they're all assholes so um.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: So they're just not like do you think they care
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: whether you're there or not in the other well they.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Do you saw i just had to take a facetime
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: from my daughter yeah i think my daughter cares a
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: little bit more um but i try to make i
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: try to be like really attentive in the afternoon like Guys,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: tell me what happened at school.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: And they're like, go away, mum.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: They couldn't get less.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you coming in, Amy.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Up next, a hit of celeb news with Amy. And
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: right now, Cat's Eye Animal playing for you here on Kiss,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: hanging out with Mikey, Amy Gerard, 21 past eight. Well,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: this is really sad, Amy. Get the violins out.
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: I found a tiny little one.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: 40% of us feel lonely at work. According to new
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: research by Kahoot, a third feel lonelier at the office
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: than when they're working at home. 17% can go through
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: a whole workday without speaking to anyone face to face.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: So we're feeling really lonely at work. I know it's
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: very sad. I'm going to kill that music.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: That music is really sad and emotive.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Open, well, you know what they're blaming, which didn't make
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: sense to me, but now I've read it, it does.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Open plan offices.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Well, here's my take on that. If you're working from home,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: you know there's no one around.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: So you just- You're not going to feel lonely. You're
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: getting there.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: You're doing your work, maybe putting on a load of washing.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Getting some household things, but you're not expecting to converse
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: with anyone.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Whereas- I think when people go into.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: An office, they assume that people are, you know, chatting,
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: going out for coffees and grabbing lunch together or like
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: sitting next to one another talking.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: But even working in here, I noticed that like, I mean...
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: This team and.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: The producers here, obviously it's a really fun vibe because
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: we're all talking to each other. But down the other
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: end of the building, everyone's kind of just there doing
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: their job.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Boring, eh? Yeah. Well, I would have thought open plan
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: offices made everyone talk. But according to the research, even
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: though it puts everyone together, it has the opposite effect
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: because everyone's scared to make noise and be disruptive.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because there's a lot of shushes.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Is there?
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: A lot of people are like, shh.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: I remember I worked, I had a very brief stint
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: as a paralegal once and it was like corporate office space,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: but open plan. You could hear a pin drop. Like
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: you were just not allowed to make noise.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: It was a horrendous- That's depressing.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: It was just a really boring environment.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, surely it depends on the job. I mean, I've
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: just done bloody radio so long that I just feel
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: like this is normal to have people talking and crapping
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: on and music's playing and all of that. But so
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you'd go into that office- Would you say hi as
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you walk in?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: You go morning.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Remember, I got this job. This is the one that
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I was just doing a maternity cover.
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: And I came in and I was like a ball
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: of energy and happy.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Personality hire.
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: And he was like, yeah, hey, listen, you're not amazing
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: at your job, but like we love the energy you
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: bring to the office.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: So you've got the role full time.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: So it was like a bit of a backhanded compliment.
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: But because I was like the only person in there
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: that had a personality.
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: So you'd go in.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: It was so stale.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: But were you annoying people then?
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Well, obviously not if I got hired. But I had
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: come from advertising. Advertising used to work in a love sack.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: There was always music playing. It was how I envisioned
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: working in an office would be. Really loud environment, fun, creative.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: You know, it shocks a lot of people that have
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: never worked in radio. We have the radio playing. all
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: throughout the office here, right?
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: And most workplaces do not. But you bring someone in here.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I've brought people in to tour a radio station before
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: and it's just like the music is cranking.
• 46:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Because we want to– well, there's a number of reasons, right?
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: We want to hear the shows on air but also
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: like if the station goes off air or something.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: We need everyone to know about it and panic.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: But you'd go into normal working environments and what you're
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: just hearing– Yeah. The violins.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: The violins are still playing.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: But basically, yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: But you just hear– Yeah, a bit stale.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: What's it like downstairs, Sean? I've never been down there.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: It's pretty good. I mean, the vibes are good in radio.
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: I mean, I think it's funny that we work in
• 47:18
  Speaker 10: this place where, like, pranks are okay. Sometimes you're just, like,
• 47:23
  Speaker 10: walking and someone will just prank you and that's just normal.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're on film.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: If you're lonely at work, call us, 131065, you poor thing.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: What are we going to do about it?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: We're going to make you feel less lonely by having
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: a chat to Amy.
• 47:37
  Speaker 12: Sure.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: I'll try and find the positive in it.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: And Catherine has called in. Hey, Catherine.
• 47:42
  Speaker 9: Hey, how are you?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Hey, Catherine.
• 47:44
  Speaker 15: Good morning.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: What's going on there? I can hear children.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: Children.
• 47:47
  Speaker 15: You can hear.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 47:49
  Speaker 15: I'm laughing because I'm like saying that– Sounds like my
• 47:54
  Speaker 15: house one in the morning. Amy, I just wanted to–
• 47:55
  Speaker 15: I know. That's why I was like– I just thought
• 47:57
  Speaker 15: when I heard you before saying about your ungrateful children
• 48:00
  Speaker 15: and the sushi and that, I feel like that was me.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 15: And you try and do so much. And I said
• 48:04
  Speaker 15: I feel like the kids that are the most loved
• 48:06
  Speaker 15: are the most ungrateful.
• 48:07
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: I did actually read something.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Somebody sent me– It was just an Instagram meme, but
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: it said, kids aren't actually ungrateful. It's because you have
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: constantly been showing up for them and doing so much
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: for them that they actually don't know any different.
• 48:24
  Speaker 15: I read a quote about that yesterday, and it's like
• 48:26
  Speaker 15: if you're always there, they don't know what it's like
• 48:28
  Speaker 15: for you not to be there.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe you should just leave them for a bit.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 48:32
  Speaker 15: Well, that's what I thought. I said, I'm going to
• 48:33
  Speaker 15: send you off for a week and go away.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Well, I can tell you when I went to Italy
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: and I came back, I came back to a barrage
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: of emotions.
• 48:44
  Speaker 15: Yeah. Because you weren't there to regulate them properly.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 48:48
  Speaker 15: I was just saying before, though, I said an example
• 48:52
  Speaker 15: of it is I was at the shops the other
• 48:53
  Speaker 15: day and because the Panthers grand finals coming up, I thought, oh.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, they are not in
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: the grand final yet. You're jumping to conclusions. No, sorry, sorry.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Leave her alone.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: They will be, they will be.
• 49:05
  Speaker 15: I should say Panthers game, sorry.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Panthers game.
• 49:08
  Speaker 15: And I was like, oh, I'll buy them a nice,
• 49:10
  Speaker 15: like there were shirts on there. And I thought, oh,
• 49:11
  Speaker 15: I'll buy them one, you know, a new one, whatever.
• 49:13
  Speaker 15: And then I got home and I was like, oh,
• 49:14
  Speaker 15: I've got a surprise for me after school. And they're like, oh,
• 49:16
  Speaker 15: what is it?
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 49:18
  Speaker 15: And then I pulled out a shirt. I was like, look.
• 49:19
  Speaker 15: And they're like, oh, is that it? I was like, well,
• 49:23
  Speaker 15: I'll go take it back.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: To the shops then.
• 49:25
  Speaker 15: And they're like, no, no, no, no, no.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: They just, they've just got it too good.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: That's what I say.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: They have it too good. Leave them for a bit, Amy. Well,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: you did. You went to Italy.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: I did leave them for a bit. But yeah, I know.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: I hear, Catherine. I just, I don't know how to.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Fix it or change it.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: They'll grow to appreciate you when they're older.
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: Sure.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: They've been kids, right?
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Let's just run with that. Yeah.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Ali's on for last calls. Yeah, Ali.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Hey, Ali.
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: Hi, guys. Yeah, look, you know, women taking men's surnames
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: is so old school.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Well, we were talking about that. So 50% more chance
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: of getting divorced if you don't take.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: The husband's last name.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or just... Yeah, well, yes.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Do you disagree with this, Ali?
• 50:11
  Speaker 11: I disagree completely.
• 50:12
  Speaker 12: Like, come on.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: You know, look, I haven't.
• 50:15
  Speaker 11: Changed my last... I've been married once and almost married
• 50:17
  Speaker 11: a second time, and I haven't changed my name either time.
• 50:20
  Speaker 11: My daughter has a different surname to me because I
• 50:22
  Speaker 11: gave her my ex's surname for some reason.
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: But you know what?
• 50:26
  Speaker 11: Why don't we make a compromise and do this? Everyone
• 50:31
  Speaker 11: just get a new surname.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: You know, pick a name between the two of you
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: and make something new that lasts for your family.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it can be the new surname you pick together.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: It's not actually that easy to change a name though,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's an absolute punish.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: What do you mean? I know a couple that did that.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: You can pick a surname.
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: Yep, they created one and one that they liked and
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: decided to do that.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: What?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't know you could do that.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you could do that.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Either yeah i suppose if you um you you came
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: you know you're a bit estranged from your parents and
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: you know vice versa.
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: Both you know both that's what it was in this case.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah and so they've gone hey i don't want to
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: carry this family last name over and neither did she
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: and let's go and make out what name did they.
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: Pick sinclair oh that's quite nice.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah i'd go like power or.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: No, you would. You're a tosser.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Mike Power.
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: Mike Power.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Max Power.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Chrissy, hello.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Hey, Chrissy.
• 51:30
  Speaker 9: Hello.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: How you doing, guys?
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: Good.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: What do you want to chat about?
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, my office is so quiet. Oh, yeah. You're going
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: to hear a pin drop. And I heard you guys
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: talking about it the other day, and I was like,
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: that is me.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We were just chatting about that. People are feeling lonely, apparently,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: in the office because they're not talking as much as
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: they should be.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Well, and there's probably lots of humans around, but there's
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: actually no interaction being had.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: I have more interaction with the office puppy.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, you've got an office puppy?
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Chrissy, is it because you're not allowed? Do people not
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: like people talking or why is it so quiet?
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: They get frustrated if there's music because they've got to concentrate.
• 52:12
  Speaker 11: So I just talk to myself all day.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: They even got me a sign. If you see me
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: talking to myself, just move along. We're having a team meeting.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Shh.
• 52:20
  Speaker 15: You know what else has happened?
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I've noticed a lot of people have headphones on and
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's just a radio thing. They're not
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: like listening to the radio. There's a lot of offices.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: People go to work. They put on their headphones. They're
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: listening to.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Crime podcasts about how to murder somebody.
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: While they're working away and they're not talking. But sorry,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: did you say you had an office puppy?
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: Yes, there's an office puppy. That's our therapy.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, that would be amazing. I would just hang out
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: with the puppy all day too.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 52:48
  Speaker 16: I do.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: I take it for walks.
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: Let it go to the toilet.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Do you feel lonely in your office?
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I always feel lonely, but I make noise. So I'm
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: the noise maker. I even do happy hour at 3
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: o'clock with lollies and chocolates to try and pop everyone up.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: To try and bring some kind of energy and atmosphere
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: to the office. You sound like me in my old
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: paralegal role.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Like I basically got the job just because I had
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: a personality and wasn't a mute in the office.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: And not funny. Not at all able to do the job, right?
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: No, I mean, I did the job okay, he said.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: But I brought something more valuable, which is a personality.