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K-Pop LIVE - C*ntd/x vs Hot & Disrespectful · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a Lilypad production. Hello there, LeapFrogs. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: back to Fandemonium. This is a very special live episode
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  Speaker 1: recorded at the Peak Improv Theatre because, as you will
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  Speaker 1: hear at the start, this episode is two years in
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  Speaker 1: the making. Thank you so much to Jay Henry for
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  Speaker 1: suggesting this episode two full years ago and for being
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  Speaker 1: so patient and waiting for us to put it on
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  Speaker 1: as a live show in front of everyone at the Peak.
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  Speaker 1: They were also an amazing panelist. as was Jennifer Caress,
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  Speaker 1: their teammate on this episode, and an injured Megan Hyde,
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  Speaker 1: who was stepping in for an even more injured Julia Bosie. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Audra said several unexpected things in this record. This was
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  Speaker 1: a hoot. I can't wait for you to listen to it.
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  Speaker 1: There's not going to be too much waffle from me
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  Speaker 1: up top, other than the announcement that we have three
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  Speaker 1: more live shows left before the end of the year.
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  Speaker 1: They are September 11th, October 9th, and December 11th. In September,
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  Speaker 1: we are doing horror movies. That is a little over
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  Speaker 1: a week after this episode comes out. Get your tickets
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  Speaker 1: at peakimprov.com or the link in the episode description. We
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  Speaker 1: absolutely love seeing folks there live. It's, as you'll hear
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  Speaker 1: from this episode, there's plenty of chances to get involved,
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  Speaker 1: chant along, and even score points as it happens. That
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  Speaker 1: seems to be a recurring feature recently and I love it.
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  Speaker 1: In October, we will be diving into a very popular
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  Speaker 1: millennial Gen Z fandom that has been requested pretty much
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  Speaker 1: every year for about five years straight now, but we've
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  Speaker 1: never done it before. We are doing The Hunger Games
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  Speaker 1: live at the Peak Improv Theatre on October 9th. And
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  Speaker 1: then on December 11th, we are going to have a
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  Speaker 1: holiday celebration as we are doing Christmas movies. It's a
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  Speaker 1: fandom we've done before, but we think it will be
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  Speaker 1: a very special one to revisit live. Everybody loves holiday movies,
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  Speaker 1: from family classics all the way to the modern Netflix
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  Speaker 1: hot frosties of the world. Look at me talking about
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  Speaker 1: Christmas in September like I'm Target or Walmart or something.
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  Speaker 1: I should stop talking about Christmas and just get on
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  Speaker 1: with the episode. Follow us on Instagram at gateleaperspod. Get
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  Speaker 1: our Patreon. There is a link in the show notes.
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  Speaker 1: And please enjoy, finally, The Wait Is Over. It is
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  Speaker 1: K-pop live. Hello and welcome to Fandomonium, the pop culture
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  Speaker 1: game show that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your games master and cheek-boned demon from the other
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  Speaker 1: side of the world, Matt Watson. Thank you! But a
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  Speaker 1: games master needs games, and games need players, so please
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  Speaker 1: welcome first. They are an improviser, musician, and member of Pretendium.
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  Speaker 1: And when they suggested K-pop as a theme for Fandomonium,
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  Speaker 1: I said, sure, I'll get right on that. And two
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  Speaker 1: years later, here we are. Give it up for J.
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  Speaker 2: Henry!
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to ask about that in just a second.
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  Speaker 1: And she is a writer, actor, and improviser who created
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  Speaker 1: the hit play The Pool, which will be making its
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  Speaker 1: return to New York City this fall, just like BTS.
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  Speaker 1: Also back from her mandatory military service, please put your
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  Speaker 1: hands together for Jennifer Carez!
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  Speaker 2: Woo!
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  Speaker 1: Welcome, Jay. Welcome, Jen. Thank you so much for joining
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  Speaker 1: me here for this Fandemonium. How are you both doing?
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 4: Matt, as we are recording this, it is August 14th, 2026.
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  Speaker 4: And we have been trying to make this episode happen
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  Speaker 4: since September 14th, 2024.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. So needless to say, I'm very happy
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  Speaker 1: to be here tonight. I'm glad we could finally make
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  Speaker 1: this happen. Jay, I am a little bit older than you,
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  Speaker 1: so two years to me is like yesterday, but I
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  Speaker 1: understand how this has been a long time for you.
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  Speaker 1: I've been through a lot in that time. Don't judge me.
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  Speaker 1: And Jen, how are you doing? Are you excited to
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  Speaker 1: be here for a K-pop fandomonium?
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  Speaker 3: I am so excited to be here.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's been two years! It's been two years! Two years! Okay,
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  Speaker 1: just up top, I'm going to ask. I think I
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  Speaker 1: know what Jay's answer is going to be, so Jen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to come to you first.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a fan of K-pop? Oh my God. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my God.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Excellent, okay. And Jay, you are holding some kind of scepter.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to explain your object and tell us
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  Speaker 1: if you are a fan of K-pop?
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  Speaker 3: Explain that.
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  Speaker 4: So I have listened to K-pop almost exclusively for about
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  Speaker 4: five years now. And the object in my hand, or
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  Speaker 4: I have multiple objects, but the most noticeable one is
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  Speaker 4: my light stick for a group called Idare Sogno, or
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  Speaker 4: Girl of the Month.
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  Speaker 1: They also.
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  Speaker 4: promote globally as Luna and it is their light stick.
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  Speaker 4: So not only does it light up, it also flashes
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  Speaker 4: and it flashes slower and then it lights up 12
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  Speaker 4: different colors for the 12 members of LOONA.
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  Speaker 1: 12 members? 12 members. They must play a lot of
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  Speaker 1: instruments then, right?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: So they are all singers and rappers and dancers. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's fun. And that's how most K-pop groups are.
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  Speaker 4: There are some that like play individual instruments, but most
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  Speaker 4: of them don't.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's this.
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  Speaker 4: And then this is the most recent album from my
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  Speaker 4: favorite currently promoting group because Luna is unfortunately disbanded. But
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  Speaker 4: this is the most recent album from aespa. Uh, and that, uh, album,
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  Speaker 4: there is another one of their albums, uh, whiplash from 2024. Um,
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  Speaker 4: and yeah, this group, uh, I love them. They always
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  Speaker 4: have like something completely different with every release. but it's
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  Speaker 4: so like perfectly them. And I love that about them.
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  Speaker 1: I also have something different with every release. It's called IBS.
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  Speaker 1: Just real quick, Jay, are we getting any kind of, sure,
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  Speaker 1: this is within camera shot. Can we get some kind
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  Speaker 1: of money and compensation for a promotion here? Can you
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  Speaker 1: hook us up?
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  Speaker 4: I'll get with my contacts at one of the top
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  Speaker 4: four biggest K-pop production agencies in Korea.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, easy task then. Yeah, absolutely. Jay, thank you so
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  Speaker 1: much for joining us. Give it up for Jay. And Jen,
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  Speaker 1: I know your answer earlier was a slightly non-committal, but
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  Speaker 1: do you have a favorite K-pop artist?
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're fiction, I believe.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 3: But the Huntrix obviously changed my life.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's valid. I think that's K-pop. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's valid. It's right in the title. Yeah. K-pop and Hunters.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they have an actual K-pop producer.
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  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Therefore.
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  Speaker 5: Proper.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: So the fictional band? Huntrix. Yeah, nice. Good stuff. Give
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  Speaker 1: it up for Jen, everyone. But you will need some opponents,
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  Speaker 1: a rival group to face off against. Let's meet them.
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  Speaker 1: She is our resident panelist. Already the villains. She's our
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  Speaker 1: resident panelist, a podcaster and comedian who works in STEM,
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  Speaker 1: which today stands for Super Team Entertainment Men. It sounds
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  Speaker 1: better in Korean. Make some noise for Audra Stevenson.
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  Speaker 2: Yay! Audra!
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  Speaker 4: Audra! Audra!
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  Speaker 1: The rare boo and the name chant.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't run that by Megan.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if Megan wants to be booed. Let's
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  Speaker 1: find out. She is an improviser, musician, and comedy educator
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  Speaker 1: who is in the Stick Horses and Tune Titans. She's
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  Speaker 1: one of the reasons we all get to put on
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  Speaker 1: these silly shows, so any chance I get to celebrate
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  Speaker 1: her is a joy. So go absolutely wild for Megan Hyde! Woo! Megan!
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  Speaker 2: Megan!
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  Speaker 1: Megan!
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  Speaker 4: Megan!
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  Speaker 2: Megan!
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  Speaker 5: Megan!
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  Speaker 1: Megan! How can you be the villains with a costume
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  Speaker 1: change like that? Incredible. How indeed. How indeed.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot I'm on a podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 2: There's a raised hand. There's a polite raised hand over here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we've got questions.
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  Speaker 6: Megan looks, for anyone in here, she looks like Jinx
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  Speaker 6: from an amazing show called Arcane.
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  Speaker 1: She looks like Jinx.
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  Speaker 6: I know this is a podcast, but can we just
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  Speaker 6: give it up for Megan's outfit?
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  Speaker 1: She looks like Jinx. from Arcane.
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  Speaker 4: That's totally what I was going for.
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  Speaker 2: So intense.
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  Speaker 1: Ultra, Megan, how are you both doing?
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing great. I listened to K-pop all day today.
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  Speaker 5: I have a peach mule. I keep calling it a
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  Speaker 5: peach mango mule. That's not true.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm having a great time.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Megan?
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  Speaker 2: I found out I was doing this about two hours
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  Speaker 2: before the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: But I also brought something that glows. This is my
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  Speaker 2: TENS unit. I'm actively electrocuting myself right now so that
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  Speaker 2: I'm not in pain and I can sit this long.
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  Speaker 5: TENS unit does sound like a K-pop group.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, yes. Megan, we of course appreciate you so much
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  Speaker 1: stepping in at the last minute to fill a seat
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  Speaker 1: up on stage. You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Any chance I can get to play with you guys,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to take it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm still gonna say what I'm gonna say. We
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  Speaker 1: appreciate you for going through excruciating back pain for playing
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  Speaker 1: these silly games.
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  Speaker 2: It's the least I can do for you guys, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: I feel awful, but give it up for Megan, everyone. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I've gotta ask both of you. Audra, you've been listening
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  Speaker 1: to K-pop today. Are you a fan of K-pop?
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  Speaker 5: I am, before today, a fan of K-pop. The K-pop
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  Speaker 5: that I was listening to five years ago was outdated then.
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  Speaker 5: So my knowledge has like an era and then a
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  Speaker 5: dark period and then K-pop demon hunters. Like many, like many.
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  Speaker 5: But I am a fan of K-pop. I thoroughly enjoy
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  Speaker 5: the genre.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Genre. Pronouncing it correctly. I love it. Genre. Genre. Genre.
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  Speaker 1: How do people mispronounce it? Genre.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's got the little zhuzh to it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a French word.
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  Speaker 2: Got some zhuzh.
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  Speaker 1: Megan, how about yourself? Are you a fan of K-pop?
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you. My younger child, Jaden, huge
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  Speaker 2: fan of K-pop. And like any good mother. who's invested
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  Speaker 2: in their child. I know everything there is to know
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  Speaker 2: about that interest. I did a deep dive the moment
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  Speaker 2: they got interested in it and I've just been following
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  Speaker 2: it and we have endless conversations. where Jaden info dumps
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  Speaker 2: on me about K-pop and I listen so well and
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  Speaker 2: remember things. So you guys are going down. We're going
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  Speaker 2: to crush you.
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  Speaker 1: I feel so threatened. We have a light stick. We
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  Speaker 1: have a light stick. I don't know if you're aware.
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  Speaker 1: I have a tens unit.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but we also have not one, but two aespa albums.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but our outfits are cuter.
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  Speaker 1: I can't deny that. We have colorful hair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have a perm. God, Jay got us there. God,
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  Speaker 1: improvisers are so good at smack talk. I will also ask,
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  Speaker 1: do you have any favorite K-pop artists, Audra?
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  Speaker 5: I'm a huge Blink, I love Blackpink so much, and
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  Speaker 5: I love Blackpink, and I was a big Red Velvet fan. Okay, yes,
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  Speaker 5: validation from Jay.
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  Speaker 3: That's all I need.
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  Speaker 2: That's that country song, right?
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  Speaker 1: Red velvet in the little bowl. That's close. That's K-pop.
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  Speaker 7: You guys are going down.
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  Speaker 1: Megan, do you have a K-pop artist you're a fan of?
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  Speaker 1: Did you listen to Jayden?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Changbin. He's the Korean Eminem.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Look it up. Yeah, Stray Kids. That's what this hat is, right?
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  Speaker 4: It looks Stray Kids to me.
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  Speaker 5: We're all going to say this is an audio medium
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  Speaker 5: and anybody who can find a clip, fight me.
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  Speaker 1: If we're wrong, fight me. Okay, Teams, that's the next
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  Speaker 1: part of my script. Okay, Teams, you're all aspirational pop stars,
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  Speaker 1: and looking at you, yes, you're all white enough for
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  Speaker 1: contemporary South Korean beauty standards. You've got a shot! But
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  Speaker 1: if you want a chance at fame, riches, and chronic
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  Speaker 1: back pain, sorry, Megan, that was already written in the script.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to need to sign your name away. May
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  Speaker 1: I suggest you come up with an alias, a catchy acronym,
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  Speaker 1: or while you're at it, a K-pop-themed team name for
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  Speaker 1: this comedy game show? What a good idea. Should we
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  Speaker 1: do it? Jay? Jen? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So we actually decided on our team name literally a
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  Speaker 4: year ago. It was when I had first gotten Jen
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  Speaker 4: into K-pop via K-pop Demon Hunter.
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  Speaker 3: This is all his fault.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And so we were.
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  Speaker 4: inspired by our fearless queen's huntrix, but we also know
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  Speaker 4: how this show goes in terms of team names.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I see what you're getting at. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So our team name is Cunt Dicks.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you went for the double.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So it's C-U-N-T-D slash X.
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  Speaker 5: I need you to know, I already wrote a double.
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  Speaker 6: For you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: Gun dicks, gun dicks, gun dicks. My mother listens to this.
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  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 8: Hi, Matt's mom.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Hi, Matt's mom. And it should also be said, this
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  Speaker 1: is what you get at a peak improv late show.
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  Speaker 1: You get the C-bomb. You get cunt dicks. You get
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  Speaker 1: cunt dicks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, fantastic team name. Very good. A year in the making.
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  Speaker 1: We have cunt dicks. Let's find out who they'll be facing. Megan?
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  Speaker 5: Audra?
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  Speaker 1: Did you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I thought of Contrix before I knew that. That
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  Speaker 2: worked for us. We're girls and stuff. Yeah, it's too similar,
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  Speaker 2: so we're going to go with something else.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We just needed that extra year to be able to advertise.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's fair.
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  Speaker 5: I had a couple because I love Blackpink, but we're
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  Speaker 5: in the Peak Improv Theater, so Black Teal.
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  Speaker 1: I like that one.
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  Speaker 5: And then I know SM Entertainment is one of the
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  Speaker 5: big three main entertainment companies, but AM Entertainment.
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  Speaker 3: Was another one.
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  Speaker 5: And then a lot of the K-pop groups are so
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  Speaker 5: hot and so stinking respectful. They're just hot and respectful.
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  Speaker 5: So hot and disrespectful.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, nice. Those are my main ones.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, you guys. You're going down.
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  Speaker 1: Boo!
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  Speaker 3: Boo to that, I swear. Oh, that's so hot and respectful.
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  Speaker 1: I see you're going with hot and respectful.
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  Speaker 2: Um, I don't, I think it's between black teal and
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  Speaker 2: hot and disrespectful. Can we get an audience vote?
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it. Un-disrespectful. Okay, I think it's hot. Un-disrespectful.
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  Speaker 1: Easiest thing to chant?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I love the chantability on this.
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait for the buzzers in the quick-fire round.
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  Speaker 2: You could just chant hot. We'll respond to that.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I had a dream about this and
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  Speaker 2: it came true.
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  Speaker 1: Matt, that's not going to work. So, we have cunt
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  Speaker 1: dicks versus hot and disrespectful. Give it up for our teams! Okay, teams,
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  Speaker 1: let's da-da-da-da do this and play round one! Round one
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  Speaker 1: is called No K. In this game, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: ask each of our players to speak about a K-pop
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  Speaker 1: topic for 90 seconds. Each player will start with five points,
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  Speaker 1: Every time they say a letter, every time they say
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  Speaker 1: a word with the letter K in it, we will
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  Speaker 1: all make this sound. Very good, lovely stuff. Which will
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  Speaker 1: signal that they have broken the rule, and they will
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  Speaker 1: lose one of their five points. And it will be myself,
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  Speaker 1: your opponents, and the audience listening out for a K.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter where in the word that K is,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't want to hear it. That's the rule
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  Speaker 1: of the game.
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  Speaker 2: What if it's a silent K?
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  Speaker 1: You said you don't wanna hear it. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: did say that, but also I don't want to perceive it.
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  Speaker 8: Fair.
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  Speaker 1: Megan found that loophole so fast, but I sawed it
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  Speaker 1: up expertly. It's not gonna last. Okay, so first up,
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  Speaker 1: I think we're going to have Jay give us a
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  Speaker 1: lecture first. Jay, you're gonna have 90 seconds on the
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  Speaker 1: clock to tell us everything you know about K-pop idol culture.
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  Speaker 1: So everything you know about idol culture. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Jay. And everyone else, listen out for a word
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  Speaker 1: with a K in it. Your time starts now.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: So idols, a lot of times, will have accompanying reality
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: shows that will be released on YouTube.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And they're kind of.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: They're sort of like.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Variety shows they'll have competitions sometimes and travel vlogs and
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: behind the scenes footage from behind the stage at TV
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: shows where they'll perform every week and a lot of
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: them are also brand ambassadors for various fashion companies Uh,
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: and they'll, a lot of them have a lot of
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: followers on Instagram, uh, and various social media platforms. Um,
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: and a lot of them will do, uh, live videos
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: on V live, uh, for their fans, uh, And how
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: much time? Oh my God, I have so much time.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: You're doing great. Yeah. So they'll have every, you know,
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: seven day period.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: No, you know the word no, it has a K
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: in it. Oh.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: What?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Time's up. It was one of those silent Ks. I
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: was listening for it specifically. Megan was listening.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Out for it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: What was the, He said, you know. You know.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that look, Jay, you did amazing. And I
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: also forgot to say that I will be handing out
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: a bonus point for just if you informed me during
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: your lecture, and you did, but I think you were
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: left with one point in your pool of Ks. So
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: you now have two points. You scored two points. And
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: you taught us all about idol culture that we're all
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: going to take home and remember. We're winning. Okay, next up,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have Megan give us a lecture. And Megan
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: is going to give us a lecture telling us what
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: she knows about the biggest K-pop groups in the world.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: So the biggest K-pop artists in the world, what you
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: know about them, height of your knowledge, without saying a K.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Your time starts now.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely going to be able to say so many
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: things about this particular subject. There's BTS, which stands for
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Boys That Sing.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: And in that band, there are.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Several boys. I suppose you might want to learn how
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: many exactly. I'm going to say seven.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Confidently. And then there's the stray children.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I said stray children because the actual name of the
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: band is There is a letter I cannot say. So,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: stray children, which it's really cool of them to put
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: a bunch of stray children into a band because we
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: want to have a place for them to go. And
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: giving them a purpose and something to sing about. They've
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: got a lot of... stuff to think to sing about
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: i didn't that wasn't part of the word i.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Think i think it was saying that is your time
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: give it up for megan speech now i do believe
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: that is the full five points and absolutely that was
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: fantastic i didn't hear a single k i don't want
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: to hear them but I didn't gain a whole lot
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: of knowledge. I don't think I got a whole lot
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: of knowledge, so I don't think I can give you
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: the bonus points. But still, a full five points, amazing. Okay,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: next up is Jen on Cunt Dex. Sorry, Mom. You
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: will have a full 90 seconds to tell us everything
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: you know about the movie K-Pop Demon Hunters.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Are you ready, Jen? Without saying the letter K, your
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: time starts now.
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: So this movie has no business being as good as
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: it is. And it starts out with a singing group
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: who was born with magical.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Voices that can protect humans from demons.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: That is a great gift to have.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: And so they use their voices to market, to the
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: shit out of, out of their talent and to become
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: rich as they should.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: And also battle demons.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: I think we owe them a lot of gratitude for
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: protecting us from the demons from the underworld that are
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: always coming for us. They do not rest, you guys.
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: They are constantly rising up from the earth's crust to
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: take over us.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Balls! You can say balls, that's fine. That was excellent.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I learned a lot there about the movie K-Pop Demon
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Hunters that I promised people I would watch before this,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: but I didn't. Come on, Matt. It was the easiest
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: piece of media to consume. So I believe that was
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: two points you were left with there. But I'm also
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: going to give you the bonus point for knowledge. That'll
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: be three points total for you there, Jen. Good stuff.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Also, can I just mention that I'm sober?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: You can mention that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Can I just get like a sympathy wah-wah or something?
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Because I don't want to be.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Solidarity, I'm also sober.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Audra, how about you? Are you sober? Yes. Well, sober
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: or nay, it is time for you to give your speech.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: And Audra, I am going to ask you to speak
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: for 90 seconds, telling us everything you know about Jenny
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: from Blackpink.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Do you remember?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Don't say Blackpink. Yeah, I can't.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I've just realized what I've done there. I can't even
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: say her last name. All right, first name only. All right,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: 90 seconds without saying K. Your time starts now.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Jenny M.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're letting that slide. Cool.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, I almost said it again. Jenny M. M from
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Blah Pin.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Is an idol.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I love.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: She's my bias in Blah Pin. She was born in
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: South Aurea.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: And then moved to New Zealand as.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: A as a stray child. Went to school there, then went.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Returned to South Aria to audition for the Idol program
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: and got it because.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: She's incredible.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Um, she is beautiful and wonderful. And she's partnered with Chanel,
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: which I have mixed feelings about, but ultimately.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: We don't need to find out what, but ultimately Chanel,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the perfume company. Yes. And clothing.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: It's, It's rich stuff, and I have a problem with it. But,
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: you know, I'm so glad we didn't get to ultimately.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: I didn't have an ultimate. Well, what you did have
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: was only 1K, I think. So that's four points.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: And I learned about Jenny from Blackpink, and I gave
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you the hardest topic to get super granular. So you're
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: getting your bonus point. That's five points for Audra. I
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: was laughing. Yeah, that was really, that was a loophole
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: that you found. That was very cheeky.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Laugh.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: But they seem to like it. So I'm going to
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: let you off.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: I did the first one of Jenny M to see,
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: just to test the waters.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: We're going to need those points.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Okay. That is the end of round one. Producer Jen,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: who I will no longer refer to as Jenny, not
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: even for a joke and show copy. Could you please
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: reveal the latest scores?
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, being called Jenny.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Who knows that? Oh, I'm going to say this all night.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Cunt dicks!
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Yay!
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Mads Mom.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: It's respectful. Are on 10.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: So there's a technical difficulty.
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: In the booth where the Wi-Fi went out and then
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: the computer signed out. So if someone who knows that
• 29:54
  Speaker 9: information could go help kiss Chris and me.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: We're good?
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: We're good? We're good.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Wi-Fi.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: Wi-Fi.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Wi-Fi.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Wi-Fi.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Wi-Fi.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Fantastic. Chris. Thank you. Thank you, Chris. Round two is
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: called Paradeoki. In turns, players will sing new lyrics to
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: the tune or beat of an iconic K-pop hit, karaoke style.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Those new lyrics will be clues to something related to
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: South Korea for their teammate to guess at the end.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: So it'll be a non-K-pop related South Korean thing. Please
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: don't say your South Korean thing in your lyrics. All
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: many of the original lyrics to the original song, we
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: simply cannot afford the licensing. points out of five for
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: giving it your all because Americans are used to being
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: judged by British accents on talent shows and a bonus
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: point if your teammate correctly guesses your South Korean thing
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: so up first we have Jay Jay this is what
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: you will be singing clues to your South Korean thing
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: for Jen to guess you happy with that? Yeah. You'll
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: have to be. What song am I doing? Your song
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: is Next Level by Aespa.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, you're about to hear some basically just beat poetry.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Crank that up, Chris.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Mm. Mm. Mm.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: This is a fermented cabbage or some kind of vegetable
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: or something spicy.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really, really good.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Give it up for Jay! Fantastic, we absolutely did hear
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: some beat poetry. Okay, I will give you scores out
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: of five in just a second while the clues are
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: fresh in Jen's mind. Jen, do you know what South
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Korean thing Jay was singing clues about?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I believe he was singing about kimchi.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: It was kimchi! And Jay, you vibed, you grooved. I'm
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: giving you four out of five points. All right, that's
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: a five points total for Jay there. We are gonna
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: move on over to Hot and Disrespectful. Who is who?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: We're both both of them.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Fucker.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Pisshog. Pisshog. Pisshog. Pisshog. Pisshog. Pisshog. Pisshog. I love that
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: that's been my nickname since February. I barely understand what
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: it means anymore. So Megan, do you have your South
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Korean thing that you'll be singing about? Yep. And you
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: will be doing that to the tune of How You
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Like That by Blackpink.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: And just real quick, I'm allowed to use words with
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: the letter K this time?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: You absolutely are this time. That would have been so hard.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: The full dictionary is available to you. Okay, DJ Reagan,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: can we crank that up? Oh my God.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: This is something that you should know. What this thing is,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: is a TV show. And on this TV show, people competed.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure they would be killed if they
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: were defeated.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what this is.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: It's named after a creature in the sea and they
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: compete with each other. It's not an octopus or a
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: fishy with no feet.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely fantastic stuff there. Before those clues leave your mind, Audra,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: what was Megan singing about?
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, This is Squid Game.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: It is indeed Squid Game!
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: I was transfixed by her performance. I was like, oh shit, yes,
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: I do have to guess a thing.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Beautiful interpretation of how you like that. I, too, was transfixed.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: The high notes, and then we got some bars at
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: the end. It's a full five out of five points.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, strong start. We'll see what happens next.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had hot and disrespectful, we're like, we're gonna
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: try and rack up points in round one and round two,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: because we have no chance in the other two.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: That's our strategy, you just told him our strategy.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry. Damn it, piss hog. Strategy, strategy, we'll get you,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: get you, baby. Okay, next up over on cunt dicks,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: we have Jen. Yeah. Jen, this is your South Korean
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: thing that you will be singing clues about for Jay.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit, okay.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Familiar?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yep, excellent. Okay. And that will be to the tune
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: of Golden by Huntrix. DJ Reagan. Woo, Reagan! Okay.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Drive down the road.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: In a small little.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: This comes from your hearts, but also an engine Yeah
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: You got this.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I'm too sober.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Three letters.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Start the title. Four letters follow.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Driving down the road in this.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I feel it. I feel it deep inside. It's a car.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear it drop.
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Give it up for Jen. Okay, while those clues are fresh, Jay,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: do you know what Jen was singing about?
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: It was so clear.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Well, Matt, I have to say as the clue writer,
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: you definitely know about my other interests. This is definitely
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: a Kia Soul.
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: Whoa!
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: It's exactly a Kia Soul! Fantastic. Even the soul as well.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: And Jen, you gave it with the box. That's what
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: you got to say. Right? Absolutely. It's a box on wheels. Fantastic. Jen,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that you weren't drunk for that. Thank you.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: But I am going to give you four out of
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: five points for that performance. Fantastic. Excellent guessing there, Jay.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I thought I was going to stump your team with that. Alas, no,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: let's see if I can stump. I'm also a car guy.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Stump this, yeah. Let's see if I can stump hot
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: and disrespectful with this one. Audra, this is your clue
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: to sing about to give clues to, to Megan.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: By whatever means necessary, Audra, whatever means necessary.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: God, the amount I want to show this to the audience.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll find out.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: And I'm just going to say this sentence to Ragebait J.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Audra's going to be singing to the tune of the
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: song that started it all, Gangnam Style by Psy. Oh
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: my god, I love Gangnam Style. I love Gangnam Style.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: It's so good. It's so good after 14 years.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: This is a region between North and South Korea.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: It's a place you do not want to be at.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think we're supposed to go there. I think
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: it's dangerous. That's what I know.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: It's three letters, very strange for us.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Music break.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: Don't go there style.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Don't go there style.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: There might be mines on the ground.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: All right, give it up for Ultra! That was so good.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Just before it got more disrespectful there. Megan.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: What do you think Ultra was giving clues to? The DMZ.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: It was the DMZ!
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I crammed with South Korean knowledge today and that part stuck.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. Soul and DMZ, that's all I got.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It's a unique thing about the region. I thought that
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: was fantastic. And just for the line, don't go there style.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I'm also going to, I'm going to give you the
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: full five out of five points. Okay. That is the
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: end of the round. Producer Jen, before the copyright lawyers
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: get on our asses, can you please read the latest scores?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: That was a weird one.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Point total.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also just abruptly ended the round
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: and then went, Jen, now do math. Do math. Jen,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to be doing the math while they're chanting.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: I did it while I was vamping.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Wow. Math and vamping.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Hot and.
• 39:43
  Speaker 9: Disrespectful are on.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: A big old 22 points.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: Whoa!
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: And Cutdicks are on 15, but as we go into
• 39:52
  Speaker 9: more rounds where you actually need to know about this genre,
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: that might be it.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: We're fucked.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: I know Blackpink. I know Red Velvet. I called FX
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Function of X because I was a math student.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Women in STEM! Women in STEM! Women in STEM! And
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: with that, it's time for round three!
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: Round three!
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Round three is called Cake Pop Demon Hunters. That's right,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: we're playing the Hear Me Out Cake. Producer Jen is
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: placing a cake center stage as I speak, where our
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: wonderful peak improv audience will be able to see a
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: selection of four famous demons. but those cake toppers aren't double-sided, baby.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Our players can only see a silhouette. In turns, they
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: will select a demon from the cake and they will
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: each have 45 seconds to justify their attraction, sexual or otherwise,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: to that demon. Points out of five for how much
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: you make the audience blush and how much we believe you. Okay,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: those are the demons there, as if by magic they
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: have appeared. Are we ready? Shall we do this? Jay,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: would you like to approach and select a demon? Approach
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the demon from behind, please. Am I not allowed to
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: look at it after I pick it either? Once you
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: pick it, you're allowed to look at it, yes. Okay, yeah,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I knew it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: That's the only one I knew anything about.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: My water bottle, my owala. Again, you just keep saying
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: brands that we're not getting paid by.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jay, I'm going to put 45 seconds on the clock. Oh, wait,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: 45 seconds takes me 45 clicks of this. Okay, everybody watch. Thanks, everyone. Okay, Jay,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: you're 45 seconds to justify your attraction. Do you know
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: who that is, by the way?
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, this is Genu from Saja Boys of K-Pop Demon Hunters.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Easy mode. Pick the easy one. All right, Jay, your
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: time starts now.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: So, I just, Genu, he is the best, like, morally
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: gray kind of character, I feel like, that we've seen
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: in modern animation.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Um....
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: And he's just so fucking hot. And he is very clearly,
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: I feel like, inspired by San of ATEEZ, who is
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: my favorite member of ATEEZ. for many, many reasons. And also,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: his fit's kind of sick. The like, kind of like-
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: That's your time!
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that was very coy. That was very chaste.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: That was very like, oh, I like him for reasons.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: That felt very reserved and restrained. I'm horny on the inside. Look,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: because of that, and I was expecting for you to
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: go phrasing, but balls to the wall horny. That was
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: somehow hotter that you didn't do that. You subverted my expectations.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Well, I now have the knowledge that your fucking mom
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: listens to this podcast.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Should have said that. Look, I'm going to give you
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: five out of five points. Yay! But I will say
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: you were on easy mode, and the next three are
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: gonna be tougher, okay? So next up, Megan, could you
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: please select a demon from the cake?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm having a hard time seeing
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: this one.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really get into those silhouettes.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go with this one, I guess.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. I'll take a look at that. You don't
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: have to recognize that guy, but you've got to say
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: why you're attracted to him. Oh, okay.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Are you ready, Megan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your time starts now. Okay, well,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: first of all, he's... Red.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: And red is the color of passion.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: And that's a turn on right there. This guy, he
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: gets angry.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: You know? He gets angry.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: And boy, do I like getting fucked by an angry guy.
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: But like, he's not actually angry.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: He's just pretending. It's like a role play thing.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: And those horns... Boy, they can go places. Oh my God.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry to your mom, but look at those fuzzy shorts.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Fuzzy shorts. I'm a real tactile girl. You're going to
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: rub those on my places.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Are those, are those hooves? The apologies
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: to my mother in the middle of that was hilarious. Megan,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: that was fantastic. Out of interest, do you know who
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: that character is? Satan, right? Yeah, it's absolutely Satan. Satan
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: from South Park. Oh, from what now?
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I've seen like two episodes or so.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Look, there's lots of things you said there that I'm
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: not going to repeat. That was brilliant. Look, I think about...
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: obviously that was way hornier than what Jay said, but
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I gave Jay the five out of five points for
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: the sake of a conceit and making this close in
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the quickfire round. Can I give you four? Yeah, sure.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like I have been called out.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I would, I mean, I thought if you hadn't
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: gone that way, I probably would have gone that way. So,
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: You kind of forced me the other direction, which is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I need to be kind of pushed outside my limits sometimes.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Never said any of those words on this stage.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I'm happy I could challenge you.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that about you, Jay.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Angry men. Okay, so next up, Jen is going to
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: select a demon from the cake.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Jed, you like horror things, sci-fi things, demon things, and
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: stuff like that, so you should be in your wheelhouse
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: with this kind of thing, right?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, both silhouettes are very intriguing.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: My main concern from just right now is there are
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: two cords.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Jen's got you. Which one would you like?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: The one on this side. Thank you. Yeah, two cords,
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: zero coordination.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: But thank you, Jen's got it for me.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Appreciate you.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: All right. It takes a Jen to know a Jen.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Look at your demon.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is the bulky one.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Is it who you thought it was?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: It's my husband. No, no, but I'm pleasantly surprised.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Fantastic. Okay, Jen, your description of your attractiveness to this,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: the hear me out of this demon begins now.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, hear me out.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: It's Hellboy.
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: First of all, gigantic, very muscular.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Also.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: With the temper a little bit.
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: But from what I could tell from the movies, he
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: treated his woman very gently, and there's something so hot
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: about that juxtaposition, however you pronounce it, where they're just
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: like big and tough, get you, get you, get you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: Then they're like sweet and gentle with their woman, hot
• 47:27
  Speaker 7: as fuck, and he's just rock hard all around.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying no to any of that.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: And obviously he's just like big and strong, And he
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: was actually pretty articulate for the big, strong, bulky man,
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: you know?
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Because there's that stereotype where they're not so smart.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: But he seems really smart. And he's played by Ron Perlman.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Who's also kind of hot.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: That's your time. Yeah, Ron Perlman absolutely.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Is.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: I'm going to keep this.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: That's yours. That's a keepsake. Yeah, because I'm definitely keeping Gino. Jen,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: that was fantastic. Thank you so much for sharing your
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: hear me out. I'm glad it turned out to be
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: your actual husband.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: I feel like I revealed a lot about myself.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: And some of it was similar to what Megan said.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: So I'm also going to give you four points. I'd
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: give her five, honestly. I would give me five, too.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I would also give her five.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: I thought myself a little turned on by just what
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: she was saying.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Five, five, five, five, five. The crowd has spoken, and
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: also you did ask to take it home as well,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: whereas Megan didn't do that.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was just going to take it because I'm
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: hot and disrespectful.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, that'll be five points.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Yay!
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, last but not least, selecting a demon from the
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: cake is going to be Audra. Ooh, which one? You've
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: kind of got no choice.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ooh, hard choice.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Everybody go!
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: Take the Garfield slice, just take the cake instead of
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: the cake.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah!
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: Yes!
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: That was both hot and disrespectful.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Loophole. Would you like to take a look at your demon?
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I would love to.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Are you familiar with this demon?
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: We're about to get real familiar.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. All right, with that, your 45 seconds begins now.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Look at this guy and his devilish grin. You know
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: he's got plans. And Jen said that hers was her husband.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: This is not my husband, but there can be something
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: so beautiful in a one, two, three, three-night stand. I
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: think that there can be something incredibly beautiful and erotic
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: about this. He's so slender. What that staff do, I'm
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: not going to tell. God, everybody, everybody needs to have
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: a fling with a twink. Just as a treat. Just
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: as a little bit of a treat.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Yum. That's your time. Finishing on yum. What that staff do.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: You'll never know. Enjoy your three night, one night stance.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: That was fantastic. You had the toughest job of getting
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: the last selection there, but I think you did an
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: excellent job of that. I'm going to give you four
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: out of five points because I think we all know
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: what game I'm playing at this point. Fantastic. Oh, I
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: was about to say we can all have a slice
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: of cake, but Audra took it. I did it for
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: the bit.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Everyone can have some cake.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: The first was harder than I thought. Oh, no.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I thought I was really going to get something there.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't get that on the early show. You shouldn't. Okay,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: that is the end of round three. Producer Jen, can
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you please hunt down the latest scores?
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: See what you did there.
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we are.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: We're gaining. We're gaining. We're gaining.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: No frosting near the puppets, I solemnly swear.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: That spot. A bulletproof Boy Scout. Yeah. Bangtan Sonyeondan.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what BTS is.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Bulletproof Boy Scout. Oh, damn. That might actually genuinely come
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: in handy in the quickfire round. Sorry. Because it can
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: all change in the quickfire round. That five-point lead could disappear.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: We're about to do it, yes.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, she got stood up.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: I brought my thinking cap because this would get hard
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: as fuck.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I'll get him.
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: Stand up.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yes. Let's go. So ready for the quickfire round. Oh
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: my God. Okay. Let's go. Cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: The chant ended up enthusiastic, but it started so half-hearted.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Before we get to the final quickfire round, I want
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: to spotlight our mystery prize here tonight.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Ooh.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: The winning team, thank you so much. The winning team
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: will walk away with that. No expense has been spared.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: It is, look, it's been really shit puns. Like, all year.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I promise this is good. This is a really good one.
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I believe you. Yeah, it's fantastic. It's the best. I
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: don't believe you, piss hog. And with that, let's play
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: the quickfire round!
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Woo!
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Our final quickfire round will test our players' broader pop
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: culture knowledge. No, it won't. It'll test K-pop. And it's
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: called Punchlines, named after the K-pop singer Punch. You know that, Jay? Yeah, Punch.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: That may have been before or after my time. Yep,
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: they seemed kind of old. I know rocket punch. That's
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: a completely different thing. Let's pretend that's the pun I made.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: This game, I will give our players three setups to
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: a punchline, where that punchline is the name of a
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: K-pop group from the last 30 years. Oh boy. Oh,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: and there is, of course, a classic Fandemonium twist. You
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: must deliver your answer with a piece of slick, pointing-based choreography,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: or I can't give you the point. Megan is also
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: excused if Megan does not want to make movements and gestures.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: I can point.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, pointing's fine. I just, Fandemonium doesn't have the insurance
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: to cover any injuries.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: The injury was not your doing.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Okay. You heard her. It's recorded. We've got it.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: It's a pre-existing condition.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: From an angry man. Oh my God. I'll never tell. Sorry,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: it's almost 10 p.m. Okay, so it's quick fire. You
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: buzz in by yelling out your team name. Let's practice
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: that now.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Hi.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Hot hot hot dicks it's hot dicks um so for
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: example as a test just because i've said this quite
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: nebulously um here are your three setups to a punchline
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: that is the name of a k-pop group where the
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: president is banned from going at beauty pageants how i
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: drunkenly order a blt who turned being behind the scenes
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: into a music career.
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: Hot.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, Megan.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: BTS.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: It is BTS, yeah.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Behind the scenes.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Behind the scenes. Okay. Okay, so yeah, it's going to
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: be a lot of that. Okay. So three setups where
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: the punchline for each of these should work. Because I
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: refuse to use AI, I spent too long writing these jokes.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Most of them. That's good.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: So.
• 55:03
  Speaker 9: That's art.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: That's art.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: That's art. And with that, here's the quickfire round. As
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: a parent, what's the worst group of humans to supervise?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: According to Jerry Seinfeld, what's the ideal age of a girlfriend? Yes, Audra.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: 17.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: It is 17.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: That's a point for hot and disrespectful there. What color
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: is my mood ring when I'm depressed but fabulous? What's
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: the color scheme for Goth Barbie?
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Heart.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: God damn it. Yes, Megan. Black pink. It is indeed
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: black pink. I froze. I really want that thinking cap
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: to work. I know, me too. Who dominates His Highness?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: What do you call Dominic Toretto in a crown? What's
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: a royal's favorite neighborhood?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Holy fuck, what?
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: What? If you don't know the K-pop artist, think of
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: what that could be the punchline for.
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: Heart.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, Audra.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Kingtown.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: It's not Kingtown? That's a good guess, though. Yes.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: No?
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: No one knows this? Anyone in the audience know this one? Repeat. Okay.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Who dominates His Highness? What do you call Dominic Toretto
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: in a crown? What's a royal's favorite neighborhood? Heart. Yes, Audra.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Dom hat. Yes, the boy band Dom hat. No, we
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: were looking for the kingdom. The kingdom. Oh, King Dom.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: The King Dom. The King Dom. Okay, next one. Yeah,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: we're going to have so many of these noises. Who
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: is the Trump administration always rounding up in the back
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: of vans? Which... Yes, Megan. Stray Kids. It is Stray Kids.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: All right, that's all the bands I know. What did
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: the geneticist want for their birthday? What's it called when
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: you leave the tags on Hackman, Kelly, and Wilder? What
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: do you call fresh denim? Can you repeat that?
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: What did the geneticist want for their birthday? What's it
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: called when you leave the tags on Hackman, Kelly, and Wilder? Hot?
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: New jeans? It's new jeans.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: Good stuff.
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: God damn it.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, next one. What's it called when two giants fuck?
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Without the theory, what are you left with? How does
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: the universe make an entrance?
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Dicks?
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, Jen. Big Bang? It's Big Bang! What do I
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: wear in my hair when I'm depressed? What does the
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: sky make after it cries? What can you be both over...
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: And under. Dicks.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Let's give John a bonus point for that. That was fantastic.
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: A rainbow.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: It is rainbow. Which infant ate the last cookie? What's small, adorable,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: and terrifying? What do you call Mike Wazowski's newborn child?
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, dick.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jay.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: No.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Baby Monster. It is Baby Monster. Good stuff. What are
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you doing when you snap a photo of Miss Cash?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: When you're out of bananas, what does a minion want
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: to eat? What fruit is always ready to agree? Repeat
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: it is. What are you doing when you snap a
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: photo of Miss Cash? Ignore that one. When you're out
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: of bananas, what does a minion want to eat? What
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: fruit is always ready to agree? Pot. Yes, Audra. Eager banana.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I'm so confused. It's not. eager banana, funnily enough.
• 59:11
  Speaker 8: Hot.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, Audra. People-pleasing peach. Anyone who got this one? Audience
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: as well? Orange something. I like orange something. The answer
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: was papaya.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Papaya.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. Papaya. They're agreeing? Papaya. And
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: then Minions always said banana. I don't have to explain
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: my jokes to you. Okay, these three, actually, these three
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: are good. I'll be the judge of that. What was
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: my review of the fruit salad? How did Hallie feel
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: after winning the Academy Award? And how did the strawberry
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: do on its report card? I think we're gonna have
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: to go to the audience for this one I'm hearing
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I'm hearing it a lot as one very good it's
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: very good one point to the audience they're catching up
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: One point, one point, one point. There's still, there's two
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: questions left. You've got time to maybe catch up. What
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: do you call a storm with stage presence? What do
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: you call a royal downpour? What's the weather forecast for
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: a Prince concert?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Hot.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Dicks.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: I heard hot before dicks. Purple rain. It is purple rain.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Good stuff. And quick before the buzzer, what does Carl
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  Speaker 1: strike when he has an extra S? What do you
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  Speaker 1: call a group of Jungian outlaws? What do you call
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  Speaker 1: a group of child cowboys who wander into town?
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  Speaker 3: Dicks?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Jen?
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  Speaker 3: Shit kickers?
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  Speaker 1: I love it, but it's not right. Say them again,
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  Speaker 1: say them again. I'm not going to do the first one.
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  Speaker 1: First one is a stretch.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What do you call a group of Jungian outlaws? What
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  Speaker 1: do you call a group of child cowboys who wander
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  Speaker 1: into town?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 9: Dicks?
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  Speaker 2: Audience?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dicks?
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  Speaker 7: She said dicks.
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  Speaker 3: Baby ranchers?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good guess. It's not baby ranchers. Audience?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Baby banjo? It's not, I'm afraid. We were looking for
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  Speaker 1: Young Posse.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 1: There is a K-pop group called Young Posse. That's the buzzer. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: before we get to the final scores, I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: thank our players. You've all been K, but you really popped.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Jen, you are heading back to New York
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  Speaker 1: this fall with a run of your play, The Pool.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you let everyone know when they can come
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  Speaker 1: and see you and then how they can support you
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  Speaker 1: and your journey from a distance?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Although this is kind of serious. I don't need the thinking.
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  Speaker 7: Cap for this okay so I wrote and acting to
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  Speaker 7: play we've done we debuted in Denver we've done Colorado
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  Speaker 7: Springs and now we're going back to New York City
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  Speaker 7: for eight shows the only bitch about that is we
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: have to pay our own way to get there and
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: I can't afford that so there's a QR code up
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  Speaker 7: front if you would be so kind or to let
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: your sugar daddy know whatever you want to do but
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: please help us get back to New York City thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it in pretty close proximity to Broadway?
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  Speaker 7: It's exactly one block away from Broadway.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty good. I will also put a link for
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: the donation link in the show notes of this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: If you're watching or listening at home, please do support
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: local independent theater. If you all trust my voice, I
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: promise that that's what this is. Give it up for
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Jen one more time. She's been fantastic tonight. Jay and Jen,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: but Jay, I'm going to come to you for the plug.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: You are both members of the improv group Pretendium. Where
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: can our listeners follow Pretendium online and where can folks
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  Speaker 1: in Colorado Springs come and see you?
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  Speaker 4: So, uh, you can follow pretendium on Instagram at pretendium.improv.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: Do not follow my personal Instagram. It is private and
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  Speaker 4: I do not wish to be perceived.
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  Speaker 3: Um, but dicks, cunt dicks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Um, anyway, uh, so, uh, you can see us tomorrow night, uh,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: is our last late show. Uh, as of recording this
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: and we have a unique and sinister form of narrative
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: long form improv and then henceforth you can see us
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  Speaker 4: in the main 7 o'clock slot on the third Saturday
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  Speaker 4: of every month Yes, fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Here at the Peak Improv Theater. Yes, peakimprov.com for tickets
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  Speaker 1: to see Pretendium and The Flock, who you are paired with,
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  Speaker 1: at 7 o'clock on the third Saturday of every month. Fantastic. Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Fantastic stuff. And also, genuine member of Whimsical. Quick shout-out
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: for Whimsical. Whimsical! There we go! I'll also put a
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: link in the show notes.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: The second Saturday of every month starting next month.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Which means nothing at the time of this recording.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But as I'm being told, there are people in
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: the room as well, so. Megan, you are one of
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: my favorite improvisers and I still think Toon Titans is
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: the best kept secret in Colorado Springs and that everyone
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: should come and see it. Where can folks get tickets?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: When can they come and see you? And have you
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: got any promos for Peak Improv in general or Collective Groove,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: the band you're in?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yes, we've got classes starting up in September. And, yeah,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Tune Titans love doing improvised musicals. Also, Stick Horses, our
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: family-friendly show, which is free to the public. It's a
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: pay-what-you-want sort of model. And then, of course, Felty and Friends,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: which we had earlier tonight. love doing all of those
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: and yeah my band Collective Groove we're playing Stargazers on
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: August 22nd and then my birthday August 27th you guys
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: are all invited everyone who's listening to this podcast is
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: invited to my birthday party it's at Acacia Park 6-8pm
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: and then we're coming back here for an ice cream
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: surprise party afterwards.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Nice yeah is the ice cream flavor a surprise? I'll
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: never tell. Fantastic. Give it up for Megan. Please check
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: out all of the links in the show notes. Support
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: our players. They've been absolutely hilarious. They've made me laugh
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: so much. Do support their creative projects.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: I forgot to say peakimprov.com.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Peakimprov.com.
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  Speaker 2: Peakimprov.com.
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  Speaker 8: Peakimprov.com.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Peakimprov.com. Oh, you're right.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: It works.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, and then it's collectivegroove.band. Oh, that's smart. Get the dot. Yeah.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Dot. Groove.band.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Fantastic. I think we're ready for those final scores, Jen.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: We got stomped. We got fucking stomped, bro.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: I should have put the thing you kept on earlier.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: All right, audience, I want to hear it.
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  Speaker 5: One point.
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  Speaker 2: One point.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: One point.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: One point. One point.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: You're amazing.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: One on the board.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Jane, Jen, cunt dicks.
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  Speaker 4: Ended on 29.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 9: But I also gave them an extra point because they
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: did hit the gate leaper's curse, which I do think
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 9: deserves one point. It is a curse for any person
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 9: who really enjoys the thing that you are on to lose.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: So it's one point.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: One point.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 9: But hot and disrespectful. Ended on 35 points.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: And get the golden box.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Hot and disrespectful win! What could it be? What could
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: it be? What have we got in there? What is it? Oh,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: it's heavy. Yeah, it is. It's two cans of K-pop!
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: It's K-pop! This has been Fandemonium.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: Thank you so much for coming to see us live.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: Give yourselves a round of applause. Check out the first.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Five seasons of this show wherever you get your podcasts.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Make some noise for producer Jen on Scores. Woo! Michael
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Strobo up front.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: Give it up for producer Chris in the booth. Thank
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 8: you to the Peak Improv Theatre. This has been a
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 8: Lilypad production for iHeartRadio and the internet. Thank you and
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 8: good night!
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Sorry, mum. What a rowdy show. Oh my goodness. I
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: loved our players. I loved how they played the games.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I love the peak improv audience. That audience is just
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: the best room in the world. I will defend it
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: till I die. Thank you so much for listening to
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: this episode of Fandomonium. It means the world. Do share
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: this episode with the K-pop fan in your life who's
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: comfortable with the C-bomb. It was brilliant to finally do
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the world's most popular fandom as of the 2020s. Come
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: see us live. We have three more shows before the
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: end of the year. You can be part of that
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: rowdy crowd you just heard. We have some very exciting...
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: news about everything Fandemonium and Lillipad Productions coming very soon.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: 2027 is going to be even bigger than this year.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: And before I bid you farewell for another two weeks,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I have the absolute honour of thanking our wonderful Games
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Master Patrons. who support us at patreon.com forward slash gateleapers
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: at the highest tier. Here is your special K-pop themed
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: thank you. Ash and Adam, thank you so much. I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: know this is audio only, so you can't actually see
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing right now, but I'm holding up my
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: thumb and my index finger like in the shape of
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: a heart, as the K-pop idols would do. Thank you
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: so much. Justin Dodberg, thank you so much for your support.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I'm You can't actually see because, you know, this is audio,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: but I'm actually holding up my thumb and my fore... No,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: my index finger in the shape of a K-pop heart.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: It's what the kids do. Thank you. Derek and Taylor,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: thank you so much. It's hard for you to see
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: because my camera's not on right now, but I am
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: indeed holding up a K-pop heart for each of you.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: One in each hand. There we go. Thank you. Aaron Randolph,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for your continued support of the
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: madness we produce here. I am actually, in fact, holding
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: up a K-pop heart just for you. It is my
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: thumb and my index finger. Or was it my forefinger? No,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: index finger, that's correct. Thank you, Kristen Farley. Thank you
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: so much for your support. This might come as a
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: surprise to you, but I'm actually holding up my thumb
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: and my index finger in the shape of a dime. No,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: wrong suit. In the shape of a heart. Just for you.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Kristen. Troy Davidson, thank you so
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: much for your support in real life and via the Patreon.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I know you won't be expecting this, but I am
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: holding up a K-pop heart just for you, especially for you.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: It is my thumb and my index finger. There we go.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: and to the entire cast of the Team Up Play
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Show podcast. I don't have four hands, but what I
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: will do for you is two hands twice, because that
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: equals four. So, two thumbs, two forefingers, put them away.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Two thumbs, two forefingers, yet again. Four hearts. Love you.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: And Corbin Stein, I am holding up my thumb and
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: my forefinger especially for you. I've not done it for
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: anyone else yet. I thought I'd make a change and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: make this K-pop gesture just to say thank you for
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: your support. Ivan Grossman, thank you so much for supporting Fandemonium.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Got a little special treat for you. Might come as
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: a little surprise, but just in my pocket here, I
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: have my thumb and my forefinger in the shape of
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: a heart, or so they tell me. It's looking less
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: and less like a heart, but thank you. Matt Smith,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for your continued support of Fandemonium. Look,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: my hand's a heart. It's my thumb. It's my forefinger.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: And now that I think about it, the rest of
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: my hand has to kind of collapse in on itself,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: and it's actually making a realistic-looking heart shape. Maybe the
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: thumb and the forefinger are the valves. Yeah, maybe that's
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: what the K-pop folks are all about. And Shirley Stout,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for your support. To match my
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: millennial ass, I'm actually giving you a traditional millennial heart
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: using both my thumbs and all of my fingers to
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: form the shape of a heart. Thank you so much
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: to our Games Masters. It means the world. Because of
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: your support, we get to make shows like this and
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: coming soon, a whole lot more comedy out of Lilypad Productions.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: With a whole bunch of talented people, we cannot wait
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: to share more details with you. But for now, thank
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: you so much for listening to this K-pop episode. We
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: will be back in two weeks with It's a Nick
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Cage Fandemonium. That's right. It's going to be wild. Thank
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: you for listening, LeapFrogs. Goodbye. This has been a Lilypad production.