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  Speaker 3: The Invisible Ape, starring Larry Parks.
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  Speaker 2: A tale well calculated to keep you in.
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  Speaker 3: suspense. I figured it out today, Pat.
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  Speaker 5: Figured what?
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  Speaker 8: About what's happening at the Jameson house. Them bottles jumping
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  Speaker 8: off shelves and all.
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  Speaker 3: And water cheeses?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I figure the whole Jameson family's been hypnotized, that's what.
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  Speaker 3: Hypnotized. All of them.
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  Speaker 8: Well, first today.
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  Speaker 3: Cheers.
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  Speaker 5: Cheers.
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  Speaker 3: Pat? Yeah, what is it?
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  Speaker 8: Look at that bottle. No, down there. At the end
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  Speaker 8: of the bar.
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  Speaker 2: Saints Preservative.
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  Speaker 3: Floating down from the shelf.
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  Speaker 8: And there's nobody in this bar but us two.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm Joe Taylor. You know me.
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  Speaker 6: Let me out of here.
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  Speaker 7: I work at the optical.
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  Speaker 3: Foundation up the street. I'm Dr. Bernstein's assistant.
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  Speaker 9: They can't see me, so they won't listen to me.
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  Speaker 9: Nobody will listen. Maybe you'll listen to me.
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  Speaker 3: Will you listen, Kitty? Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: You see.
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  Speaker 3: It's all my fault. Kitty, yesterday I let that stupid
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  Speaker 3: chimpanzee get away. Janice was typing a progress report when
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  Speaker 3: I got to the lab this morning. Good morning, Janice. Morning, Joe.
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  Speaker 10: Dr.
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  Speaker 3: Bernstein said for you to check the white mice first
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  Speaker 3: thing this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Joe, stop that.
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  Speaker 3: You know I hate being sneaked up on. Don't ever
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  Speaker 3: do it again. You never minded my kissing you before.
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  Speaker 3: What's wrong, Jan? Nothing.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I called you last night. Your mother said you were out.
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  Speaker 5: I was. With?
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  Speaker 3: Robert. Champagne and caviar? He asked me to marry him. And?
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  Speaker 3: I told him I'd think it over for a couple
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  Speaker 3: of days. Think it over? But we're engaged. Oh, who
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  Speaker 3: are we kidding, Joe? Let's face it, you can't even
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  Speaker 3: afford a ring. Suppose I could get you a ring.
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  Speaker 3: Any ring you wanted. Anything you wanted. I'm $ 53 a
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  Speaker 3: week take home. No, listen, Jan. Stop that typing and listen.
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  Speaker 3: I've given this a lot of thought. I've been thinking
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  Speaker 3: about it ever since we first treated those mice and
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  Speaker 3: then Chico. Jan, do you realize what it would mean
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  Speaker 3: to be invisible like Chico wherever he is? You mean
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  Speaker 3: treat yourself? Make yourself invisible? Why not? Then I could
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  Speaker 3: do anything I want. Take anything I want and nobody
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  Speaker 3: would be able to see me. Give me the shivers.
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  Speaker 3: What would it mean if I was invisible? Engagement ring,
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  Speaker 3: the biggest diamond I could find. Money, I could steal
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  Speaker 3: all we could spend. Janice, I could run the world. Joe,
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  Speaker 3: you're out of your head. And we don't even know
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  Speaker 3: if it works. On people, anyway. Flesh is flesh and
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  Speaker 3: bones are bones. It worked on the mice and it
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  Speaker 3: worked on that stupid ape. It'll work on me.
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  Speaker 5: What about Dr. Bernstein?
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  Speaker 3: I'll buy him off. With the money I can lift,
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  Speaker 3: I'll be able to buy anybody off.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no, Joe.
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  Speaker 3: Not Dr.
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  Speaker 8: Bernstein.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't buy him off.
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  Speaker 5: We'll see about that. Oh, good morning, Joe.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning, Kenneth.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Doctor.
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  Speaker 5: You check the mice, Joe?
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  Speaker 3: No, sir. I just got in.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, well, let's take a look.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Seems to be all right. Well, except this little character.
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  Speaker 5: Come here, Buster.
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  Speaker 8: Here.
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  Speaker 5: Let's see. Specimen 438, male.
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  Speaker 10: 20 Rankins to the point of transparency, 30 Rankins to
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  Speaker 10: return to visibility.
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  Speaker 5: He's pretty sick from something, isn't he?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we'll keep an eye on him.
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  Speaker 5: Any word on Chico?
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  Speaker 2: No, sir.
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  Speaker 3: I'm awfully sorry about that doctor, about him getting away
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  Speaker 3: with it.
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  Speaker 5: It could have happened to anybody, Joe.
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  Speaker 10: You're dealing with an almost human intelligence when you handle chimpanzees.
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  Speaker 10: You give one an advantage like we gave Chico, he
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  Speaker 10: can't be blamed if he gets away.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, Joe, I couldn't sleep last night.
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  Speaker 3: Why not, Doctor? Oh, I kept thinking about what's happening
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  Speaker 3: out at the Jameson house.
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  Speaker 5: I've come to the conclusion that it's Chico.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Doctor, couldn't be. No, no, I'm sure of it.
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  Speaker 5: Anything new happen out there last night?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I haven't seen the morning paper.
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  Speaker 5: Well, let's try the radio. The news ought to be on.
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  Speaker 3: But, Doctor, if Cheek goes out there, somebody would have
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  Speaker 3: stumbled over him by now.
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  Speaker 5: Not necessarily. Remember, he can see, Joe. He sees somebody
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  Speaker 5: coming towards him, he moves out of the way.
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  Speaker 11: Well, another puzzling night for detectives staked out at George
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  Speaker 11: Jamison's house on Carlisle Avenue.
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  Speaker 3: Detective Murdoch reports that last night.
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  Speaker 11: He saw a bottle of cough medicine jump from a
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  Speaker 11: medicine cabinet and crash.
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  Speaker 3: Into the sink.
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  Speaker 11: Now, this is nothing new lately in the Jameson house,
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  Speaker 11: but this bottle wasn't broken. And when the detective picked
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  Speaker 11: it up, it was warm to the touch. And so
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  Speaker 11: the mystery deepens. Well, that's all on the local news front.
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  Speaker 5: All right. That does it. I'm going to have to
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  Speaker 5: make it public.
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  Speaker 3: But, Doctor, we still don't know for sure. Of course
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  Speaker 3: we do.
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  Speaker 5: Remember how Chico loved cough medicine? Janice.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, sir?
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  Speaker 5: I want a dictator press release.
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  Speaker 3: I knew he meant it. I knew I had to
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  Speaker 3: move him quick. I carry a. 38 in the glove
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  Speaker 3: compartment of my car. I slipped out and got it.
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  Speaker 3: When I came back, the doctor was still dictating it.
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  Speaker 5: The mice were exposed to a radioactive isotope.
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  Speaker 10: Their cell structure was modified to permit their organs and
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  Speaker 10: bones to transmit light. Like a bottle of water or
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  Speaker 10: a chunk of glass. Rather than reflect light... as the
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  Speaker 10: body surface of an ordinary mouse or ape or human.
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  Speaker 5: Being will do.
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  Speaker 10: The mice were brought back to opaqueness by a reverse process.
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  Speaker 10: But before the chimpanzee cells could be returned to normal.
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  Speaker 7: It escaped.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: All right, Jan, you type that up right away and
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  Speaker 10: let me see it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Doctor.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to go across the seat for a couple
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  Speaker 8: of minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Where have you been, Joe? You look like you've just
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  Speaker 3: run a mile. I went out to the car. I
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  Speaker 3: got this. Gun. That's right. In case he won't go
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  Speaker 3: along with it. First, I have to get that ape
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  Speaker 3: before somebody else finds out about him. What are you doing? Stripping.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to handle the control board. You remember
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  Speaker 3: the procedure? Same as Chico. No, I won't stay here
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  Speaker 3: while you undress. What kind of a girl do you
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  Speaker 3: think I am? But it's for you. It's for us, Jan.
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  Speaker 8: No, it's wrong.
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  Speaker 3: It's I don't want any part of it. Okay. All right,
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  Speaker 3: I'll do it myself. I put the gun in the drawer,
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  Speaker 3: then I moved the reactor table closer to the control board.
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  Speaker 3: I climbed up on it and began to turn the knobs.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't feel a thing except for a little tingling
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  Speaker 3: up and down my spine. Not a thing. Let's see,
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  Speaker 3: 75 rentkins for five seconds....
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  Speaker 2: One, two, three, four, five.
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  Speaker 3: Then I was afraid to look. I forced my eyes
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  Speaker 3: from the dials toward my feet. Knowing what to expect,
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  Speaker 3: I still could hardly believe what I saw or didn't see.
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  Speaker 3: It was like I wasn't there. I looked down at
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  Speaker 3: my legs. Where my legs should have been, all I
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  Speaker 3: could see was the white enamel of the reactor table.
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  Speaker 3: I ran to the mirror in the washroom. But if
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't there at all, I've done it. I've done it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm invisible.
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  Speaker 3: It was a warm summer day, but walking along Main
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  Speaker 3: Street toward Jameson's house without any clothes on had me
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  Speaker 3: shivering plenty. The first woman I met, I wanted to
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  Speaker 3: cut and run, but she looked right through me. I
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  Speaker 3: was as invisible as she was. as the glass in
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  Speaker 3: the store window. But when I saw the cop outside
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  Speaker 3: Jameson's place, I stopped cold. He was staring right at me.
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  Speaker 3: Had something gone wrong?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 3: Now his eyes traveled past me. I turned around. He'd
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  Speaker 3: been staring at a doll across the street. The door
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  Speaker 3: of the Jameson house was open. I went in. Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Jameson, who runs the local men's furnishing store, looked kind
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  Speaker 2: of tired and rumpus.
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  Speaker 3: They were shooting newsreels, and he was facing a battery
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  Speaker 3: of light.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Mr.
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  Speaker 8: Jameson.
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  Speaker 5: Camera. Sound.
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  Speaker 8: This morning, it happened again. I was helping Mrs. Jameson
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  Speaker 8: with the breakfast dishes, and suddenly a dish sailed off
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  Speaker 8: the sink and crashed against the wall.
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  Speaker 3: I crossed in front of the camera and the cameraman
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  Speaker 3: never even batted an eye. I went into the bathroom
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  Speaker 3: and looked in the medicine cabinet. I found a bottle
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  Speaker 3: of cough medicine and put it in the middle of
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  Speaker 3: the floor. The minute I heard something breathing, there was
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  Speaker 3: no one in the room, no one I could see.
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  Speaker 3: I backed up next to the door and watched the bottle.
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  Speaker 3: Suddenly it popped into the air and tilted.
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  Speaker 2: As the cap began to screw itself off, I moved
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  Speaker 2: toward it.
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  Speaker 3: And I grabbed for the air around it. I felt
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  Speaker 3: a furry arm. Come on, Chico. Come on, you idiot.
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  Speaker 8: What was that?
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  Speaker 2: In the bathroom.
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  Speaker 7: Let's go, Chico.
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  Speaker 2: Hand in hand, invisible as a couple of ghosts, Chico
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  Speaker 2: and I went back to the lab.
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  Speaker 3: Janice was still out.
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  Speaker 2: But the doctor was there. He jumped when he heard
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  Speaker 2: me close the door.
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  Speaker 5: What's that?
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  Speaker 3: It's me, Doc. Me and Chico.
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  Speaker 8: Joe.
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  Speaker 3: Joe, you didn't. Yeah, Doc, I did.
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  Speaker 5: Why, Joe, why?
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  Speaker 3: To catch Chico for one thing so he couldn't see
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  Speaker 3: me coming.
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  Speaker 5: Well, what difference did it make? He wasn't hurting anybody.
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  Speaker 5: They'd have caught him sooner or later.
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  Speaker 3: I had another reason, Doc.
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  Speaker 5: What was it, Joe?
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to try it out, this transparency. I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to see how it would work on a human being.
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  Speaker 3: And now that you know it works, I've got plans.
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  Speaker 3: We might as well get that straight. I've got plans.
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  Speaker 5: I thought it might be something like that.
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  Speaker 3: What plans? Plans to cash in on this. Doc, I'm
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: tired of working for Peanuts. You ought to be, too.
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  Speaker 3: I can't buy decent clothes. I can't get a ring for.
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  Speaker 2: The girl I love.
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  Speaker 3: We've developed something here that's worth money. There isn't a bank.
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  Speaker 3: There isn't a jewelry store. There isn't a mint that's
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  Speaker 3: proof against an invisible man. The sky's the limit, Doc.
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  Speaker 3: You handle the equipment. I'll take the risk.
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  Speaker 8: I see.
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  Speaker 5: And if I won't go along with you?
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  Speaker 3: There's always this, Doc. A gun.
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  Speaker 11: Well, what are you going to do with it?
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  Speaker 3: First, we're going to take Chico out in the woods
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  Speaker 3: and shoot him, just so he won't give us away.
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  Speaker 5: Why not just bring him back to opaqueness?
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  Speaker 2: Why bother?
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  Speaker 3: Why strain the equipment? We're going to need it.
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  Speaker 10: Joe, have you thought how it would be if you
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  Speaker 10: were invisible the rest of your life?
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  Speaker 5: If you couldn't come back?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, couldn't come back?
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  Speaker 10: Well, suppose we can't reverse the process. Suppose we can't
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  Speaker 10: bring you back to an opaque state.
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  Speaker 3: Don't be silly. We brought back the mice.
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  Speaker 5: Safely.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're all right, aren't they?
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  Speaker 5: Take a look.
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  Speaker 3: We're all right.
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  Speaker 5: Take a look.
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  Speaker 3: They were all right this morning.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, Doc. Half of them are dead.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, Joe.
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  Speaker 10: Too many Renkins. It takes too many Renkins for a
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  Speaker 10: two-way trip. Now, do you still want to shoot Chico?
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  Speaker 3: No. No, we've got to try to bring him back.
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  Speaker 3: We've got to try. We've got to see him.
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  Speaker 5: Put him on the table, Joe.
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  Speaker 3: We managed to get Chico onto the reactor table and
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  Speaker 3: to strap him down. And I stood back, afraid of
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  Speaker 3: taking any more radiation while the doctor turned up the pile.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Eighty-five rankings ought to do it. Uh, time check.
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  Speaker 3: Mark.
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  Speaker 5: One.
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  Speaker 3: Before my eyes, Chico slowly materialized. Like looking at someone
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  Speaker 3: through foggy glasses at first. Like a picture out of focus.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't be sure that I was seeing right. Then suddenly,
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  Speaker 3: there he was.
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  Speaker 5: There he was, just like before.
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  Speaker 3: Ugly little chimp like any other. But he just lay there.
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  Speaker 3: An ugly little chimp like any other except.
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  Speaker 5: He's dead, Joe.
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  Speaker 3: No. No.
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  Speaker 2: No!
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  Speaker 3: I found myself walking up Main Street, passing people I'd
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  Speaker 3: known for years, wanting to grab them by the arm
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  Speaker 3: and talk to them.
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  Speaker 5: Tell them, just.
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  Speaker 3: Explain to them that I was really here, that I
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  Speaker 3: was still alive. I stood outside Carter's jewelry store, looking
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  Speaker 3: at the diamond rings in the window. At least this
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  Speaker 3: was one thing worthwhile taking. When I walked in, I
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  Speaker 3: must have triggered a little bell under the mat. Carter
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: looked up from the newspaper he was reading at the counter.
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  Speaker 3: He stared right through me for a second, frowning, then
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  Speaker 3: he shrugged and went back to his paper. Janice had
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  Speaker 3: liked a ring in the case next to him. I
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  Speaker 3: moved round him, slid it open. I found the ring
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  Speaker 3: and lifted it. Carter didn't even budge. Then I started
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: back to the lab. Jan was alone in the lab.
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  Speaker 3: I walked up behind her and put the ring on
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  Speaker 3: her desk. Jan? Joe! I told you never to sneak
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  Speaker 3: up on me.
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  Speaker 8: Where.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you?
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  Speaker 3: Right here beside you. No.
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  Speaker 7: No!
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  Speaker 3: Stay away from me!
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  Speaker 9: See, Jan?
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  Speaker 3: Go away! I got your ring, the one you wanted.
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  Speaker 7: Stay away!
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  Speaker 3: Stay away from me!
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  Speaker 7: I don't want it! Keep away from me!
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  Speaker 11: She picked up the ring and threw it across the lab.
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  Speaker 3: Then she ran screaming out of the room. I picked
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  Speaker 3: up the ring and sat for a long time at
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  Speaker 3: her desk. Then I heard Dr. Bernstein come in.
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  Speaker 5: Joe? Are you in here?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here.
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  Speaker 11: Joe, I called.
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  Speaker 10: Professor Wilson at the AEC and I told him what
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  Speaker 10: you did. He thinks if we expose you to tiny
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  Speaker 10: doses once a week over a long period of time,
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  Speaker 10: we'll be able to bring.
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  Speaker 3: You back to visibility.
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  Speaker 5: But how long?
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  Speaker 3: How long, Doctor?
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  Speaker 5: At least five years, Charles. Five years.
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  Speaker 2: It's better than forever. I wandered down Main Street again,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: put Carter's ring back in his case, then I went
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: by Pat's Tavern.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: More than anything in the world, I wanted a drink.
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  Speaker 3: Pat was shining glasses talking to some guy at the
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  Speaker 3: end of the bar. I didn't see any way to
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  Speaker 3: get a drink except to swipe one, so I reached
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  Speaker 3: up on the shelf and grabbed a bottle. I figured
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  Speaker 3: it out today, Pat.
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  Speaker 5: Figured what?
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  Speaker 8: About what's happening out at the Jameson house. Them bottles
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  Speaker 8: jumping off shelves and all. I figured the whole family's hypnotized.
• 17:52
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