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Episode 60: Soft Feet · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in Confused. Podcast is rated M for
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  Speaker 1: marijuana no miners. But your audience is only.
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  Speaker 2: I know how to use a microphone, whether or not.
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  Speaker 3: I forget mid conversation as a completely different situation, but you.
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  Speaker 1: Do have to tell people how to use a microphone. Sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: I love when I go to DJ a wedding, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and it comes to the toast portion of the evening
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  Speaker 4: and the person is like holding the mic down by
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  Speaker 4: the belly button, and then somebody will come up to
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  Speaker 4: me and be like, you.
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  Speaker 1: Can't hear them. It's like, well, gee, I wonder why.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's because the microphone is nowhere near their mouth
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  Speaker 1: but halfway down their body.
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  Speaker 3: Either that or they put their mouths on the microphone
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  Speaker 3: and they're like making out with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no one between.
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  Speaker 1: Some people are afraid of microphone. Not everyone knows how
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  Speaker 1: to use a microphone.
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  Speaker 4: I rather eat it then, I rather eat it than
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  Speaker 4: be too far away from it.
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  Speaker 1: In more ways than one. Watch your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting a full view of your feet right now.
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  Speaker 3: I could really make some money. Yeah, look at them,
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  Speaker 3: they're so soft.
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  Speaker 1: They look soft, your feet like they belong in someone's mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Do you mean well, I have been thinking about putting
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  Speaker 4: parts of my body online.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 3: You can make a lot of money, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: there's a lot of women who do it, but there's
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  Speaker 3: not a lot of men.
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  Speaker 1: So what like porn stars are feet models?
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  Speaker 2: Feet models selling their feet on the line.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I can make money doing the
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  Speaker 1: feet thing.
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  Speaker 3: Though they're good feet, there's not like you don't have
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  Speaker 3: like dragonfur toes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's no the nails need work. Look at
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  Speaker 1: the nails.
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  Speaker 2: Go to a pedicurist now.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not doing that either. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: you a pedicurist, Like you're like a I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: one of those people that wants to be one, right,
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  Speaker 1: you want to be one of those people that feet. No,
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  Speaker 1: you're wrong, You're wrong.
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  Speaker 4: He's saying this because I happen to enjoy videos online
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  Speaker 4: and we've hit on this before on this podcast. I
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  Speaker 4: happen to enjoy the reels of people with crazy toenails
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  Speaker 4: getting crazy toenails fixed up.
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  Speaker 1: I find it very amusing, amusing.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen Benny Blancos toenails? Do you know who
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  Speaker 3: Betty Blanco is? Like the producer yeah, I've not seen
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  Speaker 3: Betty blancos to He got a toenails set where it
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  Speaker 3: was a carpet and like there were little fringes on
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  Speaker 3: his toes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not shiitting you.
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  Speaker 1: It's certainly interesting. What's his name?
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  Speaker 4: I just forgot what we were talking about. He married
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  Speaker 4: Selena Gomez feet? He did?
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  Speaker 1: He did? He's got crazy algorithm is gonna hate this
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  Speaker 1: search Betty Benny Benny Blanco feet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's new and again my my, my foot
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  Speaker 4: thing really isn't a foot thing. It's a nail thing
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  Speaker 4: more so than a foot thing. I'm not a foot guy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not really into you know, feet are cool, but
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  Speaker 4: what what what really? What really can you do with
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  Speaker 4: a foot? I mean, other than the obvious, which is questionable?
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  Speaker 4: Look that up too. What can you really do?
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  Speaker 1: This is episode sixty by the way, whoa wow, real
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  Speaker 1: episodes sixty sixty. That's Joen Carlson's back. It ve me
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  Speaker 1: to remind people who you are. It's been a while
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  Speaker 1: since you've been here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jen Carlson. I am an improviser and improviser. I'm
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  Speaker 3: a local comedian.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if I use the word comedian, loosely. But that's
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  Speaker 2: what I am.
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  Speaker 1: Also a recovering radio person.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I am a recovering radio person in a.
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  Speaker 1: Safe place here, safe place. Yes, yeah, Look at us,
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  Speaker 1: three recovering radio people. We've all been hurt by the radio.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you a story about being hurt by
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  Speaker 1: the radio. This is good. Right.
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  Speaker 4: So I recently was fired, of course, you know about
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  Speaker 4: a month ago now, or so I was. I was
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  Speaker 4: fired unfortunately, yes, me and thousands of other people. It sucked.
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  Speaker 4: But whatever, I'm onward and upward.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: However, again, I have a good severance. I'm getting unemployment
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  Speaker 4: now gigs.
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  Speaker 1: It's like he's reading books, he's going to the gym.
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  Speaker 4: It's been very good. It's been a very good turn
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  Speaker 4: of that. I don't want to say it's been a
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  Speaker 4: clense for you. It's been a good cleanse exactly. However,
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  Speaker 4: I get a letter in the mail the other two
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  Speaker 4: days ago, I get a letter in the mail from
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  Speaker 4: Pennsylvania Unemployment and it's in big bold letters. It's like
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  Speaker 4: you are about to lose your unemployment benefits.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what you do?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't register for the PA Career Link, which I
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  Speaker 4: told you you had to do.
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  Speaker 1: That Okay, maybe maybe you did. I did. You have
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  Speaker 1: to apply for jobs? So you have to apply for jobs.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that when you go in every week, they
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  Speaker 4: basically ask you every single week. I do it every Monday,
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  Speaker 4: They ask you, did you get a job last week?
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  Speaker 4: Did you make any money last week? How much did
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  Speaker 4: you make every week? Every week you go on and
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  Speaker 4: do this, and then they give you the money according
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  Speaker 4: to what your answers are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I didn't know that I was supposed to
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  Speaker 1: do it on PA career Link things.
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  Speaker 4: So today I get on and I'm like, okay, I
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  Speaker 4: got to register my PA career link account. So they
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  Speaker 4: just want you to upload your resume, which I did,
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  Speaker 4: and then you had to answer about one hundred and
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  Speaker 4: fifty k billion questions, right, I.
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  Speaker 1: Think it's like six, but go ahead. So I did
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  Speaker 1: all this.
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  Speaker 5: I did all this, and about an hour later, after
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  Speaker 5: the whole kit kaboodle, guess what I got some I
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  Speaker 5: should have taken a picture of it to get the
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  Speaker 5: verbage straight, because it was very funny, but it made
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  Speaker 5: me feel like a flaming pile of garbage.
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  Speaker 4: It said something like, uh, we haven't found any jobs
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  Speaker 4: within one hundred mile radius your skill set.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that Matt your skill set right. It
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  Speaker 1: gave me zero nothing. And then and then the closest
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  Speaker 1: thing that I did found I should you not was
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  Speaker 1: a manager position at McDonald's in New Jersey somewhere. That
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  Speaker 1: was the first thing that popped up on the PA career.
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  Speaker 1: It was one of the questions, like, what's one of
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  Speaker 1: your favorite fast food items at one in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, like a big Mac, And you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're qualified for this job.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the biggest pain in the ass is that you
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  Speaker 4: upload your resume and then it wants you to like
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  Speaker 4: reiterate your entire resume with their system, so you end
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  Speaker 4: up copying and pasting every part of your resume onto
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  Speaker 4: their bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So that's what took me the longest, was trying to
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  Speaker 4: get it like formatted correctly, only for it to tell
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  Speaker 4: me that there's no jobs that match.
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  Speaker 1: My skill set. It's like, I already knew that there
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  Speaker 1: was no jobs that match my skill set.
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  Speaker 4: I could have told you that. I can't believe I
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  Speaker 4: wasted an hour in my life just to get that notice.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I think your skill set is more than
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  Speaker 3: radio Joel. I was telling Decker, Yeah, you are like
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  Speaker 3: so good with people. I think that you have so
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  Speaker 3: many skill sets that you could transfer into other things.
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  Speaker 3: You just need to be more open minded. Stop being
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  Speaker 3: abused by radio. They keep spanking you. And it's not
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  Speaker 3: the good kind kind, it's a bad one.
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  Speaker 1: You have to explain these things, Yeah, bad kind man,
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  Speaker 1: you can do it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And so, indeed is the other thing that I'm checking
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  Speaker 4: every day And no, this is this podcast is not
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  Speaker 4: sponsored by indeed, it could be, though it could be. Indeed,
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  Speaker 4: if you want to let us know, let us know.
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  Speaker 4: If you're looking for a job, go.
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  Speaker 1: To an email. Got to you, right, it's like a
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  Speaker 1: set up the email. Right.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, you know who I hear advertising here, there and everywhere?
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  Speaker 4: Zip recruiter.
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  Speaker 1: But isn't that more if you're like looking for people
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  Speaker 1: and if you're looking for yeah, it helps the other side,
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  Speaker 1: Zip recruiter.
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  Speaker 4: You could also sponsor this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you need to find a recruiter.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you need to go that route, I think, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: depending on how long this goes.
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  Speaker 4: So the funny thing is that I met with my
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  Speaker 4: financial advisor and he told me I was, you know,
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  Speaker 4: giving him the same SOB story about my resume, which
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  Speaker 4: is a great radio resume, but it's an awful everything
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  Speaker 4: else resume.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, dude.
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  Speaker 4: You just got to like work your connections. Man, you're
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  Speaker 4: a people person. You know how to network. Your networking
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  Speaker 4: is going to get you your next job, not your resume.
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  Speaker 4: And that hit me good. But also it's like, you
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  Speaker 4: know again, I I really I have zero interest in
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  Speaker 4: selling people any Like. I don't want to do sales.
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  Speaker 1: I don't he pops up. I don't want to sell
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  Speaker 1: people cars. I don't want to that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want you don't sling the bullshit like I
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  Speaker 4: just don't, you know, And like, you're an extrovert, but
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  Speaker 4: you're much more of an introvert. An introverted extrovert, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and you're which equals chaos. Yeah, I'm an introvert that
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  Speaker 4: just so happens to be extroverted and it's the only
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  Speaker 4: thing that I'm a little bit good at and therefore
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  Speaker 4: that's my professional career.
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  Speaker 1: That's really what it boils down to. I'm an extrovert,
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  Speaker 1: you're a.
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  Speaker 3: I consider myself an introverted extrovert. I see towards the introvert.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, two mainly introverted people and one extroverted person and
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  Speaker 1: that's episode sixty and one of which has no skills.
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  Speaker 1: I have skill.
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  Speaker 3: You both are very talented men, you know. And if
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  Speaker 3: force comes to worse, I'm going to go back to
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  Speaker 3: the feet thing.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: I think that I would make more money if I
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  Speaker 4: went a little higher up, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Press the button. Press the button with your soft toe.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start the show with my soft What Blazed and
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  Speaker 1: Confused podcast with Becker and Joel, the trivia podcast where truth,
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  Speaker 1: theory and thc glide. Let's spark your curiosity and light
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  Speaker 1: up some knowledge. Got Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker
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  Speaker 1: and Joel starts now. Now. Hi, I'm Becker. That's my
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  Speaker 1: good friend Joel. Jen Carlson is on the show today.
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  Speaker 1: You're an improviser and it's funny. When she met Nick
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  Speaker 1: uh you said you introduced yourself as a paid comedian.
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  Speaker 2: I am a paid com true.
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  Speaker 3: I get money to do comedy, which is the stupidest
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  Speaker 3: thing I've ever had to save my life.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: But it's true.
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  Speaker 3: I've gotten paid several times over one hundred dollars. Communal
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  Speaker 3: cumulative was pretty good. It's not bad. I'm no John mulaney.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, you know it's funny you bring that up.
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  Speaker 4: I just picked up guitars today from my guitar tech
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  Speaker 4: guy and he was asking me about my job on that.
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  Speaker 1: And as I'm leaving, he goes, I think that you
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: should take comedy classes. And I said, you think I
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: could do comedy and he goes, dah, man, you could
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  Speaker 1: do stand up. I'm like, no, no, no, I'd rather.
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  Speaker 4: Try to be funny on the radio and hope that
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  Speaker 4: people are laughing versus stand in front of a crowd
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  Speaker 4: of people and pray.
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  Speaker 1: And get down on my knees and beg them to laugh.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Jen, That is terrible. When
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: there's bad shows.
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  Speaker 1: You feel it in your soul. Yeah, it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Right into you. But great shows really are an ego booster.
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  Speaker 1: M hm. So your improv comedy a group is called.
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  Speaker 2: My main one is Cobra.
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  Speaker 3: But this weekend at music Fest, Big music Festival.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: For those people listening out of the areas in Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 3: Continue, Yeah, there is a free show. It's this is
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  Speaker 3: how we roll in profits based off of dungeons and dragons. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I've never gotten in d Yeah, yeah. No, I don't
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  Speaker 3: play D and D either, but it is really fun.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: You don't need to know anything about D and D.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in the show and I don't know a lot
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  Speaker 3: about D and D.
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  Speaker 2: It's good for.
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  Speaker 4: People that know absolutely nothing about D and D. How
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: would you describe it?
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  Speaker 3: It's basically a bunch of mythical characters you can have,
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: like ELFs and trolls and goblins, and they go on
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: a journey to or a quest to complete something, complete
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: a mission. And that's basically what we do. We improvise
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: the whole quest. We start in battle Ham, which is Bethlehem.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, and we you know, I think the last
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  Speaker 3: show that I was in, we went and found a
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  Speaker 3: giant peep monster or something nice.
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  Speaker 2: So it's just a silly little thing.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't Dungeons and Dragons a card game?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's got little figurines and you rolled dice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was a card game that goes to
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: show how much I know. I don't get out much.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's I don't think there's cards.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I don't know. It sounds interesting, but I
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  Speaker 1: think you kind of lost him as I feel like
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: I looked over right when you said mythical and and
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  Speaker 1: he was like, I'm gonna look at the ceiling. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's real fun though, that's not really fun. So what
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  Speaker 1: date is it? Where is it at?
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  Speaker 3: It's on August first, It's at Steel Stacks somewhere. Quote
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  Speaker 3: me on that. It's after John Mulaney. I think it's
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  Speaker 3: at nine pm. So it's fun. It's free, get wasted,
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: get a lot of bring your mug in and watch.
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  Speaker 1: It's just another awesome free show that's going to be
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  Speaker 1: happening there. And if you're looking for some you know, laugh,
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  Speaker 1: check that out for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's silly. Bring your giggles. Yeah, it feeds me
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  Speaker 3: the giggles. Do the giggles feed me?
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  Speaker 1: I like it? I like it? Yeah, I like it. Nice.
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  Speaker 4: What did you say when I walked in? You're like,
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  Speaker 4: haly ten, you're looking a little What were you saying?
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  Speaker 4: I said you look a little black. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: if I'm allowed to say that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I know.
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  Speaker 2: And he looks like a lobster.
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  Speaker 1: I more red than you are.
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  Speaker 2: Red?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I put in some work.
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  Speaker 3: Well your face, well maybe from this angle and this lighting,
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  Speaker 3: you look red maybe it's not.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, no, it's probably accurate. I didn't wear any some blockers,
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: sunscreen whatsoever. I'm always yelled at about it. I never
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  Speaker 1: do that either.
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  Speaker 3: Really, you guys need to do that. Skin cancer is dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even like I'm doing I'm not doing it
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  Speaker 1: because I don't feel like doing it. It's just something
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  Speaker 1: I forget about. I think that sunscreen personally is a scam.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: You think so, Yeah, because unless you put it on
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  Speaker 4: every ten minutes, it doesn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's got that kind of time? Who does think
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  Speaker 1: about it?
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  Speaker 4: You know, you go to the beach, you go to
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  Speaker 4: the pool, you put the sunscreen on, you get in
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  Speaker 4: the water, the sunscreen comes off, you get out of
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  Speaker 4: the water. What you're supposed to put it right back
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  Speaker 4: on Again, you're.
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  Speaker 3: Carrying the wrong sunscreen. There's water resistant sunscreen, and you also, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: But why is in every why why does there have
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  Speaker 4: to be water resistance? So every sunscreen should be water resistant.
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  Speaker 4: This is why it's a scam.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with you. But also there's some people who
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  Speaker 3: aren't going in the water. They're just tanning on the beach, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: or they're going camping in the woods.
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  Speaker 1: Is it that small percentage of people they have to
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  Speaker 1: tend to? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Other my other observation about sunscreen, what sunscreen? Nobody has
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  Speaker 4: to I don't have time for the lotion anymore. I
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  Speaker 4: need to spray. Yeah, oh yeah, way better.
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  Speaker 1: Who wants to sit here and lather up their legs
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  Speaker 1: and their arms and their face and every orifice of
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  Speaker 1: their body with lotion?
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  Speaker 4: You don't word, isn't it. I don't think you're supposed
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  Speaker 4: to put it inside.
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to put it in anything mean inside Yeah
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  Speaker 1: means yeah, stop there, or means whole.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's your own personal caps.
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  Speaker 1: Orfice of your body. I didn't know that meant inside.
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  Speaker 4: Don't put the sunscreen on the inside.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put it inside you at all.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like you guys aren't going to get a
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  Speaker 3: sunscreen endorsement with the talking what's it called some bomb?
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  Speaker 2: Sun bomb?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Bomb?
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  Speaker 1: See that matches, all right. It's been a while since
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: you've been on been on our show. Trying to pivot
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: from that. Good look, we've added some things. We've uh,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: you know, that's all. We've added some things. One of
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: the things we've added as the wrapid round and the
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: which is the official ten questions for you in sixty seconds.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: And we also do a thing called random thoughts, which
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: is stuff we just thought about this past week. Sometimes
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: he has none because he doesn't think very much.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Well that's okay.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So are you ready for ten questions in sixty seconds?
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I've never been more ready in my life.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: See how smart you are?
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Bring it on.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: The game begins in three All right, Jen, what's the
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: capital of Georgia?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Macon?
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: What? What Macon?
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Atlanta?
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Is it Atlanta? It's never the biggest city.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Keep going right. A pickle is made of what cucu? Yeah?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Finish this phrase as fit as a fiddle. Yes? What
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: animal are pearls found in oysters? Yeah?
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: It's the primary ingredient, ingredient in hummus chickpeas?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What is meteorology? The study of whether? Yeah? What
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: part inside the human body can regrow itself in three weeks?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: A sphincter?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Whatever it is, don't put sunscreen in it. What is
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: the most common color of human eyes?
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: The brown?
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What's the nearest planet to the sun.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Venus?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: No? No, what blood type? What blood type is the
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: universal donor? Oh? Which one?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Plus?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: No?
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Can you edit all that out?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure. We don't edit this podcast ever, not once, no, never.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: We're even going to keep that one thing you said earlier.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: And I think, yeah, that was bad. I'm sorry, leep
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: that out? You think I should bleep that? What do
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: you think, johen a bleeper? You know you know me.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: It was very innocently stated. All right, want to recap? Oh, yeah,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: we'll recap this. Yeah. What's the capital of Georgia? What's
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: you say for Macon? Macon?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Spell that m A C O N Macon Georgia.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Never heard of it?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Apparently it's never the capital is never the biggest city
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: in the state, like Philadelphia is not the capital.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: New York City is not the capital. So that's why
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't say Atlanta.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: So I always naked or Bacon. So I heard Macon,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Oh making like making? What what are you making? Well
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: you heard it correctly, then it's just a difference. I've
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: never heard of making. I've never heard of making.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: God, I hope it's actually a city because then I'm really.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Embarrassed making anyway, And what else did we learn that
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: pickle is made of cucumbers? I don't like cucumbers. Ain't
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: the gross? Do you like pickles? No? Because I don't
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: like cucumbers really ever? Not really? No, I feel like
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: cucumbers don't taste like anything. It's just like water.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Cucumbers are delicious.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: But there's the thing you put on them. Do you
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: have to put something on them make it better? Yes,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: you gotta put you gotta slather them up with something
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: that is America sauce on it, like ranch dressing or something.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I eat those things raw himself. And now hummus. That
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: was also one of the questions.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: But hummus, hummus in the cucumbers.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: You don't like that? No? No?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: No? Do you like that?
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: What really? Wow? That's shocking to me. Why I don't
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: know you like burgers. I can't imagine you ordering hummus anywhere.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't order it or buying it. Yeah, that would
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: buy it, but I guess you have. Yeah, all right,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: let's move on. Where are pearls found in oysters? Do
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: you like oysters? No? What about you?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I hate them?
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? To talk about that? You just got back from
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: vacation too. By the way, I did get back from vacation.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: We're both vacation to people. Right now, are you relaxed?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I just had a full day of work, so no,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: all the vacation left my body.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: What else do we talk about? Oh yeah, chickpeas. We're
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: in hummus. What is meteorology the study of weather? Yeah?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: What part inside the human body can regrow itself that
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: would in three weeks? That is the liver.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I knew it was something like that.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: It was like that, or the gallbladder or something.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the gall blood. I think it's like a throwaway. Right.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: You can get that removed if you want, you can. Yeah,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: I wonder how much is way?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: You got to lose some weight, like I need to
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: get five pounds. People get their goal bloer removed just
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: for their No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: They sometimes they get it removed because something is wrong
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: with it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does mess with you if you get rid
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: of it, but that means rid of it.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: But that means you don't need it, Yeah, you don't. Interesting. Yeah,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: what is the most common color of human eyes? Brown?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: What is the nearest planet to the sun. You said
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: a couple of things, but not the correct answer, which
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: was mercury mercury.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I should have known that.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Blood type universal donor oh negative. Do you guys know
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: your blood types?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I do not.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't either. Yeah, I guess you're
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: supposed to, don't you. I think so. I think it's
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: on the health app on your phone? Is it not? Imagine?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: But you're you're in a situation where you have to
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: like they need your information. It's like, well, I got
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: to open this app. Hold on, yeah, see it'll take
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: a while. Which health app are you using? Like the
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Apple health app? You don't update your stuff? The No,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I don't you ever found dead that you can like
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: look up your shie.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Oh there's a thing for blood type here and I
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: haven't put it in.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: So, No, I don't know what my blood type is.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I guess you should really know that, shouldn't you. I
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: have no idea. I'm a I'm a donor though a
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: organ door. Yeah. When when I'm done with this meat seed,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: you can pass it along to side his body? Ready? Anyway?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: That's that's gross and weird.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: It's gross weird?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Do you wrap it around the last time you were here?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: We did it before, but you did it in you did.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: The first letter was the same for all.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Of Some of the guests didn't really understand what was happening.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: One was easier for me.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: That one.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I liked. This one I didn't because I look silly.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Now you did. That's the whole point of this. It's
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: a silly us. You know any of the answers either did?
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: I knew most of them as fit as a fiddle.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: I never would have gotten that. I've never heard that.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: You've never heard that before. That's a dumb saying, though.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, fit is fiddle. Yeah, what the hell's that even mean?
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: It means you're fit.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: But like, when you think of fit people, why do
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: you think of a violin? Because I don't.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Oh is that what that is? Well, fiddle's a violin.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: It's like a miniature one like one that you use
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: in the South at.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: A little guy. Hmm. I thought a fiddle was like
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: a thing like a like a flute you blew into,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: like a clarinet type thing.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: No is it?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: No? No, all right, that's wrong. No, it's into. No
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: it's not, it's not.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: That's not what it is.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Where'd you go on vacation, Jen, I went to right cool.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there a really funny sign you were talking about?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: It was like a don't feed monkey.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's a caution monkeys sign there where there's apparently
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: a lot of monkeys, But we didn't see any wild
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: monkeys while we were there.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Really, that's kind Did you want to I want to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: see monkeys? I do too. Yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: We went to a preserve and we saw monkeys there,
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: and while we were there, the monkeys escaped the enclosure.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: So like the monkey was like right above my head
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: and the trees, so I did get pretty close to
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: a wild monkey where I could have touched it if
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I wanted to, But no, I didn't see anyone like
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: the trees. But we were also on the beach side
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: of Costa Rica versus.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: The jungle side. Gotcha, So it was a great time.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: What was your favorite thing you had to eat?
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, we went to a castle and they had
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: this like beef carpaccio with parmesan cheese and truffle sauce.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: And it was amazing.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Beef car what carpaccio? I think it's no beef.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: No, it's like very thinly sliced and it might have
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: been raw. It was incredible. It was so good. I
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: don't I don't normally like it raw either. I knew where,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I knew when I was walking.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Into I waited for it. This is gonna happen. I'm
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: glad that that was a universal laugh. I wasn't alone
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: with that one, thinking very much. That was funny.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: No, I was gonna I had to walk into it. Yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: but this one was good. Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Great. I'm glad you had a good vacation. I think
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: that food is a very big part of vacations for me,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Like I always want to make sure I eat very well.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: I wanted to make sure on my vacation that I
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: had seafood every day, and I did.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Gross had it every day.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Seafood is gross.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I I tried sushi while.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I was there because.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I know it was terrible.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: And you know what, people don't agree with us. They
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: don't The anti sushi people. As I grow older, I've
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: learned are very rare. We are you and far between.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: But we're the weird ones. No, no, but what is
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: so appetizing about raw fish and seaweed?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Why does that sound good? Sorry?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's so gross.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I rather eat my foot me too. Those soft feet
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: of yours nice. Well, maybe not if they're going to
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: make me money. Well, anyway, I enjoyed my food. I
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: had great food every day and I yeah, that was
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: a you know what. One of my favorite highlights of
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: the trip eating wise was getting waffles and ice cream
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: on the boardwalk. I've never understood it so good, the combination.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I've never understood the combination between waffles and ice cream.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: That feels too heavy to me. It feels like too much.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I couldn't eat it like a sandwich the way they
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: served it. I had to eat it with like a
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: fork at rispoon. I were supposed to eat it like
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: a sandwich. Yeah, it's like an ic It's like a
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: waffle and ice cream sandwich. Right.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen that before. I seen it on top
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: on top.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. How much did that cost?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Fourteen dollars? I got two of them? It was twenty
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: six dollars. Jesus, Okay, they were huge. I won't lie though.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: They were a big like it was a Belgium waffle.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Does that include tip or was that?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: No? It was on the boardwalk, just like I didn't.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I guess we took probably I put a dollar or
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: something in, but it took about five minutes. Interesting. We
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: were so good. I didn't get shipped on by any
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: seagulls this year. Pretty good.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: That's a weirddible.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't get pooped on by any monkeys.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I didn't get pooped on by monkey?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Did you get pooped on this weekend?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I did not get pop Did you want to?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Not? Really? Now? So Jen went on vacation of coas Rica.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Where the hell did you go?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Went?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Like? New York? I went to New York City to
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: see The Lost Boys on Broadway, which was phenomenal. Definitely
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: checked that out. I went to wild Wood for several
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: a couple of days, and then I went to New
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Hope for a day and then came home today. Nice. Yeah,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I was kind of over the place. I got a
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: little bit of everything. I got big city, got the beach,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: small town, and now I'm home and I get to
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: go back to work tomorrow. Are you going back towards
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: with all the skills that I don't have? But there
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: are there were some things on vacation that happened. We
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: could talk about that in random thought. You want to
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: hit that button? Yeah, I suppose I'll wait, he has
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: all this time and he's not getting any better at this.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: This is your skill set, yeah, I know.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Set, heady radio people who might want to hire Joel,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: don't listen right now.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: This is not Joel's.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: You can start listening right now, actually, please. Random thoughts.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: First day of vacation at the beach part anyway, I
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: got vertigo while I was driving my car over a
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: bridge and it was horrifying. I got really, really dizzy
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and my whole body went to the left while I
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: was driving, and my passenger did not notice, and I
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: tried to play it cool. It was really scary, but
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: in my internally I was having a panic attack and
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: thought I was having a heart attack. It was really
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: really bad. First day at the.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Beach, Oh my god, that's scary.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Up going to urgent care on the first day of
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: being at the beach, Oh my gosh. So, I don't know,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: it's pretty out of work. I don't know how much
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: cost me. Probably that was pretty wacky. Do you have vertigo?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I did? Yeah, I still have it. Did you drive
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: the whole time? Still? No? No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: not the whole time. But I got better. They did
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: an adjustment on my head. You know. They fixed my
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: head a little bit and gave me some pills to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: help put the dizziness in the nausea. Man, people say
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the vertigo is like the worst thing ever. It's horrible
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: because you feel like the world has shifted on you
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and you just want to fall down.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: That's scary.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: It's scary driving. I was driving into Cape May over
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: a bridge that was good enough for maybe two cars,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: you know, on you know what happened. So I just
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: like didn't say anything. I got really quiet, and then
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: like I was just like focusing on like driving. I
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: didn't want to freak him out, Like I was like,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: this is very dangerous. I just didn't want to cause
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: a thing. So I just focused really hard and I
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: parked the car. I got out, and I was like, hey,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I have to let you know something very scary happened
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: and it's happening right now. And he was like, what's
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: wrong And I was like, I have vertigo. I'm like
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going to fall down. And he
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: was like, oh no. He never he'd never heard about
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: it or really knew about it. So he got to
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: experience that on vacation some guy. That was just wobbly
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the whole time.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: You're a wobble man.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: It was pretty sad. But now I'm better. So what
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: a bummer though, to start the vacation off like that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: You know, it's too much urgent care, too much weed,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: not enough. No, I don't know. I don't think that's
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: what the urgent care doctor said. The doctor was like,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: have you smoked weed since you got here? And I
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: was like, no, I just got here. He was like,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, that's exactly what it showed.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Radio people, I think, have a higher propensity at getting.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Vertigo because of the headphones all the time. The headphone.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've known so many radio people who've gotten vertigo.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: And it's because the moisture from the headphones gets trapped
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: in your ear.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Drums and true, it's moisture that gets trapped in your ear.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes it can be caused by that, or it
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: can be caused by an infection, or it can be
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: caused I like whiplash, like if you whip your head
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: really fast. So what do you have. I don't know
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: how it happened. That day we were at the beach,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: so I was in the water, you know, for a while.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: And I maybe thought I got water in there, but
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: he checked my ears and he was like, no, you're fine.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: It's definitely where to go. Like the moment, he had
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: to figure out how to trigger it to make sure
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: it was that, And I like fell into the wall.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: It sounds funny. I fell head first into the wall.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Joe would have been laughing his ass
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: off at me if he saw that. I was just like,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: h but anyway, sucky way to start vacation. But I'm
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: feeling much better now. Oh I'm glad you're alive. But
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I do have a question about vacation also. So if
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you're at the beach right and you're setting your stuff up,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you got your chairs, your beach bag, you know, all
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: your your towels, your blankets. How far away should you
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: be from other people? And should other people be blasting music?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Do you think on the beach? No, No, it's annoying.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I kept it at a reasonable volume. It depends on
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: the music. See, Joel wouldn't give a shit. He would
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: just like subwffords.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, my ideal beach is not the beach with
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: one hundred people there.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not one hundred. It's a small amount of
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: people on the beach. I don't know. I like to
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: go into the beach too, when when nobody's there.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Gotchah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: But however, I will say I never go in the
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: water like I'm a sitter. You go in the water.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I spent most of my time in the water.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Really a little fish. Yeah, fish.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You like to just float around.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't you rather swim in a pool in the ocean though, Well,
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: pools are kind of they can.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Be kind of gross. They can be, but most of
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the time they're clean, are they? I think so? Yeah,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. A public pool at a hotel at
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: the beach, A bunch of kids. I think every one
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: of those kids is running into the bathroom. I know
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not. Of course, you don't.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I did that in the Coasta Rican ocean, did you.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the ocean is different. Well, the ocean.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Everybody's doing that. I'm sorry. I will die standing on
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: this hill. Nobody ill mentioned. But everybody's pissing everywhere. Any
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: time you get in a body of water, you're peeing.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Come on the pool. Oh you're full of shit?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: No, maybe maybe when I was younger, I haven't done that.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: You are so full of I don't.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: You don't pretend to be in a do not, I
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: will get out.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Stop riding your high horse. You can't just be a
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: you know, a normal human being, respect well, especially at
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: the beach.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Like I know that they have bathrooms at the beach,
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: but that I take back my prior statement that I
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: never go in the water.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: The only time I go in the water is when
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I have to be.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Water.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: It was waist deep? What else? Because what else are
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: you supposed to do?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Walk?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: You know what? Ten blocks away to the bathroom and
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: then wait in line there.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: And then the bathrooms discussing. Yeah, I'm with Joel on
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: this one. Joel and I we're like the same person.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: We are, Yeah, we are. Yeah. Today, Well let me
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: ask you did you did you pay to go on
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: the beach? How does that work? It's free? Is it
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: always free? Though? You?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Beaches are paid?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I was in Wildwood, Oh, dude, wild One's the best man.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Are we doing random thoughts there? Or what? Joel? Did
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: you think about anything this week? What did I think
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: about this week?
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Because I have no skills, all right, I've been reading, dude,
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I've been reading. I've been going to the gym again.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: I feel like I feel great, Like for the first
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: time in a very long time. I feel like I
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: finally have a good like you know, head on my shoulders,
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: and I'm I'm making progress there. It's only been a month, right,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: I know, But dude, the reading thing, man, I am
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: cruising through like a book a week Forrest. So I
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: started with the Eric Clapton autobiography. I went read Forrest Gump.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I just finished the Elton John autobiography, which was huge.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I started that like a week ago. So now I'm
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: on a book number four. I think I'm gonna start
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: reading about people getting murdered. That's what's next, all right,
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: we gotta get some murder mystery, some thriller in there.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: You know what I bought years ago. Jeffrey Dahmer is
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Dad's biography. Well not biography, but story. It's called like
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: raising a serial Killer or something.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool, Yeah, you like that real crime. I'm
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: into it like that stuff too.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you read?
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Do you like reading?
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: I sure don't. I read enough emails in the day.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: I don't to go home, I know, yeah, but it's
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: too hard. We're gonna start using that as my excuse
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: for not so true though. Yeah, did you ever go
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: through a reading phase or not?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: I did, and I read books like fifty Shades of Gray,
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: fifty Shades Darker, and then I read like a lot
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: of young adult fiction, like a lot of John Green books,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: books that I didn't really have to try hard to read,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: you know, for if I ever had.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: A reading phase, yeah, I know the answer. No, I
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: never had a reading face until now too. I'm waiting
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: for it to end. But it's very dude, it's very
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: very good. I'm glad you found that. Yeah, you should try.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: It, man, it'll teach you so mans.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Well to a certain degree. Yes, Forrest Gump was a
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: tough reading. It was hard, but because again Forrest Gump
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: is written like he speaks, so all the words are
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: like misspelled.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: It's very hard to Did you feel dumber? I felt
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: a little dumb. You should you shouldn't do that.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: That was a book first, I had no idea a.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Book, very very very loosely. The movie is very loosely
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: based on the book. O. Look, some of the characters
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: are the same, but that's about it.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: It's not a true story or based on a true story, I.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Think, so. No, I don't think so.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: And the other thing that I saw was that the
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: dude that wrote Forrest Gump, there's like a follow up
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: to it. Oh, I have zero interest in reading the
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: follow up to Forest Gump. That's I'm going through a
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: reading phase with zero interest to continue the Forrest Gump series.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Lieutenant Dan is back. Let's get some trivia going. Question
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: number one got back from vacation. I'm in a good mood,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: right right, I'm not. Why don't you read the you
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: know you're not. Why don't you read the text that
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I sent you earlier? I'm in a better mood now.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going to preface this by saying I already knew this,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: all right. He wrote to me and said I'm feeling
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: very burnt out and incredibly anti social, just as a
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: discla and then he sent some weird face and I said,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: so the usual, and he said, I suppose so. But
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: you're doing a great job. Yeah, this is a good episode.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: So you're doing a great job pretending that I'm here.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: You know what if it was if it wasn't going
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: to be you, then I would have tried to get
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: out of this.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I would have been sick or something maybe really not
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: probably not. No, you know me, I can't do that. Yeah,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I can't really do.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: What else are you doing with your time?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Reading? Going to the gym?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: That's true?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: The yard, work, house things, djaying, gigs, a lot of
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: guitar playing, a lot of just like sitting and playing
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: guitar for hours and hours and hours doing stuff.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I got stuff to do.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: There's always stuff to do, especially now that I own
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: a house, but there's always something to do.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everywhere I walk I'm like, oh God.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: I gotta do something about this. And this is broken,
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: and this looks weird and I hate how this looks.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: And god, there's weeds everywhere.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: So yeah, welcome to adulthood.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: All right. Question number one an easy one. Right, what
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: century do you think we're in? Right now? Oh? Now,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: you are a lifeline. You cannot help him and unless
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: he needs you to, all right?
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Twenty for twenty first, twentieth, No, twenty first, twenty first,
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: because it ain't the twenty second? Where's my stellar English? Ain't?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Why is that not a real word? Ain't?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Ain't words that should be?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: That should be? What's wrong with aint? It's still not
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: a word?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: The words it is a word, but anytime you use
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: the word ain't, people are like, well you're English.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: It's like, come on, I like, ain't. What if I
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: said it it ain't, It ain't twenty first, it ain't
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: twenty third.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I kind of think it's twenty first. Fuck, you got
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: it right, Yes.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Let's try to throw him off. I didn't think you'd
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: know that for some reason.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: What I don't know is when it officially became the
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: twenty first century, Like, is that twenty eleven is the
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: twenty first century?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Or no?
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: No, isn't it two thousands?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Well that's the new millennium, isn't it.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: It throws me off too. I mean I didn't think
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: it was twenty eleven. I want to be clear about that.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: A century. Doesn't a century mean just one hundred years?
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one hundred years, So nineteen hundred to two thousand
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: is hundred Wait.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Wait, I'm really too tired for this.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't get it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Let's see if you get this next one question too.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Again, it's not good for the you know, potential future
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: employers of mine that are maybe listening to this and
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: thinking I'm not hiring him.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: At least they'll think you're funny. You know, hopefully christ
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: all right, what scientists created the theory of evolution? Oh
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I might know this.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: I have faith in you.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Oh I might know this. You know. I took biology
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: a few times? Yeah, once or twice or something like that.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Never again.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did they ask you to take it a couple
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: of times?
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Well, when I was in school, the standardized tests were
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: a thing. I don't know if that's still a thing,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: but there was these tests called the Keystone tests. Yeah,
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: I remember that, and they used to have one in biology,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: and my school like made it a graduation requirement that
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: you had to get like a certain score on the
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: state standardized test in biology. Well I never got that score,
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: so they put me in So they put me in
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: like biology remediation. Yeah, anytime the word remediation is in there,
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: it's never a good time.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it happened to me. They put me in remedial reading. Ooh,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: and I didn't belong in there. Yeah, they figured that
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: out like halfway through the same Well, you have to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: be a dick to me that day, by the way
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: they put me in there. And you look around with
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: who they put you with in the remedial class, and
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: it's like, man, I feel like I'm in jail right now,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: in prison. What is this? I'm in solitary confinement right now?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: What is this? What we're learning about organisms? And shit? Yeah? Anyway,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: who discovered evolution? Yeah? I think it's Charles Darwin? Final answer.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I think it might be you have a lifeline Darwin?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Doesn't that sound right? Darwinisms?
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to say anything Charles Darwin.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I think it's Charles Darwin. Final answer, final answer? All right,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: you got it right. Maybe maybe my next career will
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: be as a biologist. Maybe starting to sound like great
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: no skills that I sound like Forrest Gump. Maybe you'll
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: get smarter after this one. Question three? What is the
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: cross between a donkey and a horse called a mule?
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Fuck?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: God, you're smart today? Wow?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: That was fast.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Question four? All right, which nineteen seventy five blockbuster became
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: the first movie to gross one hundred million dollars excuse
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: me dollars at the US box office.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna read that again, except a little fucking slower,
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: maybe t cracked?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: I know?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: All right? Which movie was the first the fuck down?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Which movie was the first to gross one hundred million?
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Dollars at the US box office.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: You know, this is just like when I used to
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: sit and record commercials and he'd be like, slow down,
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: you sound too angry.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Slow down, Read it again, slow down. I was always right,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: he always sounds angry. Read it again, all right, slow down?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Which you sound angry now I'm angry? All right. Which
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: movie was the first to gross one hundred million dollars
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: at the US box office? I think? And you said
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: nineteen seventy five? Yep, earlier. I love how when I
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: said read it slower, you left that detail out. I
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: think the movie's Jaws. Final answer, final answer. You got
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: them all right? Yeah, that's good. They were hard last week,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: so I had redemption this week. Good. You did very
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: good job. All right, thank you. Did you watch Jaws? Yeah?
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: I like Jaws. Yeah, I might read that. That's a book.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: I might read that book too.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Nice. It's a good summer read. It's the fourth of
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: July movie. It's a good summer read, as in, you
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: could on the beach and read Jaws. I don't know
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: if I do that. Right before you go in the ocean,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you're smoking a little yeah to go pee. Question number one,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: let's see here what do I want to ask you.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go way back in the archives and we'll
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: see what kind of questions I have there, you know,
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: because he likes to point out that I don't prep questions.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: But I don't have to prep questions because I have
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: folders and folders and folders of trivia questions from trivia
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: nights over the years.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: But you don't even have the folders open.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: No, I don't true, now I do. Let's go back
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: to twenty twenty two and see what I was like. Okay,
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: here we go.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's start with music, shall we? Sure?
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Name the classic rock band whose hits included Lola, you
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Really Got Me?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: And come Dancing? That's the I know this. I know
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: this too. I hate music questions on the genre I
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: never fucking know about to classic rock? Yeah, I really,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I really just don't know. You only worked at our
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: classic rock radio station shows. Definitely not that song HeLa Hello, Hello,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Oh where they drink cherry Colallola La?
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Name the classic rock band whose hits included Lola, you
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: really Got Me?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: And Come Dancing? Done? I can't remember it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: You really got me?
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: It's not that they got it. Didn't go to you
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: for a lifelive.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I have no idea what the answer is.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Don't dance. I know all the songs. I cannot think
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: of the name right now, girl, you really got me?
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Now you really got this.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna come to me, oh said, correct answer
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: is the King the Kids? Yeah, kikes was the last
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: time I listened to them a long time ago. I
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: don't think of that music and never listened to it.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Share I like the music questions I tend to Are
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: they all music questions? Want to be No? No, no,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: let's go do something else. Okay, all right, question two?
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: Al right, people for the next question here, people who
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: wrote the state farm jingle like a good neighbor State
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Farm is there?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It sung?
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: It was a song. It was a whole campaign, I
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: believe in the seventies who wrote that this is music too.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: But more so, people, what did you do to him
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: to get these questions?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: They're hard, They're so messed up. You got you think
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: that's hard? Yeah? I know. See this is the problem.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: All right, So this is a problem.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: I have folders and folders and folders of trivia questions.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: This is from August of twenty twenty two and the
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: question was worded. He's set to play the PPL Center
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: in Allentown next Friday night. And he's also the dude
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: that wrote the state farm jingle like a neighbor state farmer?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Is there? Was it Rod Stewart or something? I don't
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: know Rod Stewart. I have no idea. I have no idea. No,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: it's Arry Man alone. I didn't know that too. Yeah,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't he knows all these afterwards. Yeah, but
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: like stuff I don't think about. It's not I don't
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: have it here and are ready to go.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Barry Maniloe and we when we said Lola earlier, you
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: were singing her name was Lola. That's Copacabana by Barry Manilo.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: I did that intentionally. Very good, very good. He does
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: have skills. You question three pop culture? What was the
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: name of Hello Kitty's twin sister?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: What is that? Forty two years old? I have zero children.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You're forty two years old. That means you're forty two
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: years ago. Hello Kitty was a thing. Really, I think
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: so I remember that at all, more so than when
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I was a kid. I can't even go to jen
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: with all these facial expressions. You never watched hello, Kitty. No,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: it was a show. I didn't know.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that either.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Really we're Maybe it wasn't a showy two you're who
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: knows you're twenty five. Maybe maybe it.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Was just her twin sister, like I don't know the
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: the plush toy twin sister.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Goodbye puppy, yeah, goodbye.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: No, No, Hello, Kitty's twin sister's name is uh by
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: the way, you got it wrong, and the correct answer
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: is Mimi.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I've never even heard of that before.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: God, you, this is insane.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Questions are crazy.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: It's what we say. It is a very educational podcast.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: What's next?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: He's going to ask you to, like do some complex
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: sports history.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Or beer beer beer? Okay, okay, what twenty what? All right? Beer?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: What does I p A stand for? There? That's easier
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: and you'll still sucking India pale l okay, good, yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: very good. That was an easy one there.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Good Indian Pale.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's both because most people
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: say that, but I believe the actual one is India.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: India India Pale la huh am.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I right about that. It's but but both are.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: You know I'm not trying to make you be wrong.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think both are acceptable. But I
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: think the original, you know, actually.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: It actually stands for the according to Google anyway, the
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: international phonetic alphabet.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I was wrong. I was. You should give me the buzzer.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I was wrong along the international. The funny thing is
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: that I read that and then I'm like, p h O.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought, might have liked bet. It took
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: a couple of tries to figure out what that one
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: phone phonal trick phonetic.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: You need to read more. I know you're doing it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: You just didn't get to that word yet. Hopefully, hopefully
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Dahmer's dad knows the word phonetic. Hopefully you can
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: only hope. Snack time, snack time. Let's okay, snack time.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: It's time for our friend Jen Carlson is gluten free,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: so I got you a gluten free treat here?
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Oh wow?
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Before what are they tell the people? What's the what's
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: the Monchy.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Minute mango chili lime crispy baked veggie snacks. Yeah, I've
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: never had these before.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Break them open, Yeah, I meant I'll do it you. Yeah,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: that sounds a little questionable. Yeah, Harvey snaps mango chili
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: lime crispy baked veggie snacks. Why do you gotta put
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: why do they put mango and ship? You know, I'm
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: like that too, fruit flavored stuff. I don't read that.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mangoes are delicious.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: The thing I find with mango flavored stuff too, is
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: that it tastes too artificial. It takes too you know,
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: it tastes too fake.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think grape is like that too. First crunch,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Yeah, do you want one? Yeah, we're
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: gonna all have Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: No, that's good.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Harvest hates this kind of like, you know, healthy stuff.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Let me eat the air zero calories mango chili lime
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: crispy baked veggie snicks.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: These are good.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: They are good.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I will say that once you get through it, like
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: the flavor goes away too fast, and then it's not
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: as great.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but for a healthier snack, it tastes a little
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: too healthy for me. It is. He is right, though,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like eating air. They do disintegrate pretty much.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: That's a problem with the healthy snacks. Yeah, they go
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: too fast, they do.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I also brought you whatever was left from my I
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: don't know about my road trip snack bag. I figured
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I to just give you an assortment of things whatever
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: is left from your roads there. Some are open, so wow, yeah,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: any joints in here? No?
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: No, sorry, Cookies and cream little Debbie brown I thought
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: we could crack that open.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Now this sounds this sounds good. Let's try that. Okay,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: what else is in there? What else is in here?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Cheetos white cheddar Cheetos. Well, they're like cheese curls though
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: they're good and cheese. It's original. Those are on open,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: so that's a winner. The other ones probably have sand
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: in them. But just now, I'm just you'll be fine.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can have these. No, no, they're good, they're good.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: What was our other snack? Then? Yeah?
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Do we bore people with eating a little Debbie Cookies
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: and cream Brownie? I mean, I think I know how
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: it's gonna taste.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I agree we can. While we're munching on that, Jen
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: can talk about the show that's coming up and what
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: else Cobra has going on as an improvised comedian that's paid.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is how we roll Saturday, nine o'clock,
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: it's D and D every time the show has come
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: to the Steel Sacks, it has sold out.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: It is awesome.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's very very fun. There's a lot of D
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: and D people out there, there's so many. We learned
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: a lot today today. We learned on the podcast that
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: is not a card game. It involves dice and goblins
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: and fucking spooky shit.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah it's fun.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Some campaigns, like real D and D games can last
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: for years and years and years.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Geez, I'm usually checked out after like an hour.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, these people are die hard and honestly, like
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: if I had the attention span, I think it would
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: be really fun to do.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: So it is a game, right, it is a game.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah, you're going on a quest to solve
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: solve something or find something or battle someone.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: So it's very very fun.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's this episode drops on Thursday. So that's
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: coming up on Saturday.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Saturday, Yeah, nine o'clock at arts Quest somewhere at music Fest.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: I think it's at frank Bankoh awesome, but listen, I
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: don't really know.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: It's not on the arts quest website. With the with
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: that arts.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Quest, I bet you'll be on the phone with them
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: after this. I won't.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: They're busy people. It's about to be music.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: They're all over the place. You like your snack, It's
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: it's very good. I'm trying not to chew it right
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: now because I'm right next to the microphone.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: And that's the best part. People tune in for this
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: part for the chew chewing and yeah, ASMR if it
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: all exactly pretty good Harvest snaps, mango chili lime check
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: those out videos.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's what I could do, but you're too loud.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: That's the whole idea of ASMR though. You just like,
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: you know, rub your body all over the microphone. Is
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: that not what you do?
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: You like tap yay.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: How would you describe ASMR to people that don't know
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: what ASMR is?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Like audio stimulation?
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there are videos like hours long on YouTube ASMR
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: videos of like people typing or you know, a woman
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: with create nails going like on the microphone.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's listening to?
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: People get aroused by that kind of I know, it
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: like goes right into their core and they're like, oh,
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: you know what, I.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Totally forgot about this.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: It's so funny that you earlier that you brought up
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: the foot thing because a month ago when I lost
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: my job. I did indeed get this DM on Instagram
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: from this page that was called lvy foot Finder, Oh
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: my god, which is a real page. Weird, and uh,
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: whoever this person was was like, so sorry to hear
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: about your job. I'm sure you'll find something better, but
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: if not, you can always sell feet picks. And I
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: totally forgot about this, and so I liked the message,
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: and then I went back and was like, yeah, definitely,
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: and but then the next message was like, we got
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: to arrange a photo shoot.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: It's like, now, dude, I'm not rolling. I'm not going
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: anywhere for you to take pictures of my If you
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: want to, like pay me money for me to snap
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: pictures on my feet for you to have that, that's fine,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: but I'm not going anywhere to professional photo shoot of
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: my toes. Now we're getting a little carried.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: I think whoever is running this page should keep reaching
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: out to you and keep the pressure on.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Don't have your face in them, you know, otherwise people are.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Gonna know that they'll never know, they'll never know that
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: they're famous feet. They'll never know.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Those little toesies.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Look at the stretch between those two toes.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Look at that, you're a straight up monkey man.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Using the word stretches. Kind of where I think where
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: we should end this.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: made me money. That's right, this little piggy paid on mortgage.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Episode sixty Blaze Confused. I'm Becker, that's Joel munching away.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: We'll do it again next week. Sure, thanks Jim Carlson.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Hey bye bye Blazed.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: And Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't forget to
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: subscribe spark up and joint us next time.