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Carl Tart Returns to Disobey Bridger Again · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
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  Speaker 1: You're a presences. Presence and I already had too much stuff,
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  Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm pretcher Winne girl.
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  Speaker 2: I had a Celsius on the way here, kind of
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  Speaker 2: in the news. This is the new I'm drinking Celsius.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: I'm on the Celsius wagon. I did miss my off
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  Speaker 2: ramp on the freeway, but I don't think anyone noticed,
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  Speaker 2: so everything's fine. I got here. I was in another
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  Speaker 2: world driving on the two freeway today. It was dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: I think I was putting people's lives in danger. But
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  Speaker 2: we're all fine, and hopefully I'll make it home. I tempt,
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  Speaker 2: I tempt fate when I start talking about things like this.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to be careful again. I will be getting
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  Speaker 2: on a Breeze Airline flight next week, and so I
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  Speaker 2: just need everyone to pray for me. It's my first
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  Speaker 2: time on a Breeze airways, so I'm kind of going
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  Speaker 2: to be the test subject for all of us. We'll
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  Speaker 2: see how they treat me, and we'll hope that they
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  Speaker 2: get me to the airport. What else is going on? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I just want to I want to speak to a
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  Speaker 2: heterosexual couple in Highland Park, Los Angeles, California. Toddler is
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  Speaker 2: not old enough to use the crosswalk. I've experienced this
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  Speaker 2: at least twice. We're all trying to make a left
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  Speaker 2: turn and he's holding it up. Pick him up. There'll
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  Speaker 2: be plenty of other opportunities in life to use a crosswalk,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm sure he'll be great at it when the
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  Speaker 2: time comes. But I'm next time you're gonna get a beep.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to see that toddler in the crosswalk.
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  Speaker 2: What are you trying to teach him? And I know
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  Speaker 2: you have a stroller. I've seen the stroller. Put him
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  Speaker 2: in the stroller. Okay, so that's taken care of. Is
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  Speaker 2: it anyone's birthday? Happy birthday. If it's your birthday, Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's someone's birthday. If it's not your birthday,
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  Speaker 2: feel free to revisit this audio on your birthday or
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  Speaker 2: any other time I've said happy birthday on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Is a little treat to you. Patreon is a dream
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  Speaker 2: world Patreon dot com slash I said, no gifts, it's
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  Speaker 2: a fantasy land. It's a little oasis online. We're all
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  Speaker 2: looking for an oasis online that's for you. Come support
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  Speaker 2: the podcast, bonus episodes, all kinds of things. You've heard
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  Speaker 2: me talk about this before. I don't need to run
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  Speaker 2: you through it again. Just a little reminder. Okay, that
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  Speaker 2: brings us to right now. We're in the present. I
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  Speaker 2: just adore today's guest. I think this is technically his
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  Speaker 2: fourth time on the podcast. It's carl Tart Carlow, welcome
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  Speaker 2: back to ISA.
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  Speaker 3: Has it been four times?
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  Speaker 2: It's been four times. I think you had a minor
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: time on we had a holiday episode. Yes, and so
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  Speaker 2: we'll count that it's been four times. But this is
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  Speaker 2: kind of the only time, the first real in studio time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because my first time was on zoom I believe.
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  Speaker 3: And I mailed you a gift.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you mailed a sizable gift. Yes, And it was
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  Speaker 2: like getting a fun present in the mail.
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  Speaker 3: Opening up boxes during the pandemic. What a what a
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  Speaker 3: great thing. And now I've started the process of cleaning
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  Speaker 3: all that stuff out of my closet.
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  Speaker 2: Like what are you taking out of your closet? Close?
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  Speaker 3: I was shopping. I was shopping, Carl b shopping.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you doing with the clothes then donating?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I either saw got enough use out of them
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  Speaker 3: and somebody else can get some use out of them.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But there are those things where you find them and
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  Speaker 3: you go. If I saw somebody wearing this on the street,
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  Speaker 3: I'd be mad and I might make them.
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  Speaker 2: Take it off because you would want it back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want it back and hold on it. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't know. I didn't know it could be worn like that.
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  Speaker 2: When do you when do you determine a piece of
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  Speaker 2: clothing is done? You know? So?
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  Speaker 3: So now that I'm living the by coastal life, yes,
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  Speaker 3: you're all over the place, all over the place. Now
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  Speaker 3: I'm living to buy coastal lifestyle. I come back to
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  Speaker 3: my home in Los Angeles and I say, I don't
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  Speaker 3: need none of.
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  Speaker 2: This shit because you haven't had to use it anything.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't had to use it, and I haven't thought
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  Speaker 3: about it. Right, And so I'll get home and I'll
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  Speaker 3: be living out of a suitcase in my own home.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a stranger whoa a stranger in Moscow. I'm
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  Speaker 3: living out of my I'm living out of my own home,
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  Speaker 3: like out of a suitcase in my own home, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, wait a minute, I could just get rid
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  Speaker 3: of all this junk.
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  Speaker 2: I have in here. Right. Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: I grew up not being able to afford things that
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  Speaker 3: I wanted, So once I started making a little money,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm a buyas. Who's gonna tell me
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  Speaker 3: I can't buy this T shirt? And Instagram really pedals
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  Speaker 3: to me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so strong against pet Instagram ads. It's worked once
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  Speaker 2: on me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's worked hundreds of times on me. It will
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  Speaker 3: work probably after I get done here, as soon as
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  Speaker 3: I get in my car, check my phone before I
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  Speaker 3: take off. I might could use that.
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  Speaker 2: Has there been a really good like what's the best
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  Speaker 2: thing you've purchased on Instagram? Ben?
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  Speaker 3: I mean just like the companies that advertise to me,
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  Speaker 3: I love all this stuff and I like so like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, my just pieces in my wardrobe that I
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  Speaker 3: get tons of compliments on?
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  Speaker 2: And are they companies you are aware of before seeing
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  Speaker 2: them on Instagram? Not necessarily? Okay, some of them pop up.
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  Speaker 3: You know. I'm a hat guy, right, I have hundreds
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  Speaker 3: of hats. So if I ever see hats, I go, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this could be a dressy hat. Oh, this could be
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  Speaker 3: a this is a casual hat. This is this like
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  Speaker 3: you know, like and I'll buy hats that I'm just like, yep,
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  Speaker 3: it's the one.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever donate the hats?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I did it.
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  Speaker 3: I give it all the way.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have an official hat count?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have an official count.
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  Speaker 2: What's stopping you from that? I think you're too many.
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  Speaker 3: It's too many. I don't feel like count that high.
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  Speaker 3: It's too many.
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  Speaker 2: Do you estimate? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Probably about three hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's incredible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: But it also makes sense if you're wearing hats constantly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But here's the thing. This is the problem. I
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  Speaker 3: wear like a rotation of maybe twenty oh interesting, So
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  Speaker 3: I got a bunch that I don't wear, but I
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  Speaker 3: want to keep right.
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  Speaker 2: That's my problem with shirts where I think I've learned
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  Speaker 2: the lesson at this point that I can't give away
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  Speaker 2: his shirt because then years later I'm like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: wish I could be wearing that shirt right now. So
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: what I do is I just have a giant tupper
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  Speaker 2: wear and I cycle them out of the garage.
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  Speaker 3: See that I have that in my I don't have
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  Speaker 3: a garage, so I have that in my closet, right
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  Speaker 3: in my home. And it's and it's caused a chaos
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  Speaker 3: because those tupperwars don't stay orderly. The stuff on the
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  Speaker 3: bottom stays right. Oh, then you're fishing through, fishing through it,
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  Speaker 3: and then it's and then it's a mess. And then
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  Speaker 3: yesterday I was like, gotta get rid of this stuff,
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  Speaker 3: gotta get rid of this stuff. It's gotta go. Like
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  Speaker 3: I want my space to be open and breezy, breeze airlines.
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  Speaker 3: I want my my space to be open and breezy.
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  Speaker 3: This stuff's gotta go. And then I'm digging through and
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  Speaker 3: I'm being like, damn, I forgot I had this. I
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  Speaker 3: forgot I had this.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great feeling.
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  Speaker 3: I might throw this on later. You got it, But
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  Speaker 3: sometimes you gotta be like, I gotta get rid of it.
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  Speaker 3: It's gotta go. I haven't thought about it. I haven't
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  Speaker 3: thought about it in three years. It's gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: Right, But it's the fashion so cyclical, and it's just
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  Speaker 2: like it may come back and it may be something
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  Speaker 2: I really want. And then I won't be able to
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  Speaker 2: find it again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever sell any of your stuff?
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  Speaker 3: No, don't go through that process of selling stuff like nope,
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  Speaker 3: I just donated. It has gotta be Oh.
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  Speaker 2: That's I do it every time with everything. If I'm
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  Speaker 2: getting it's basically with like iPhones or whatever. I get
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  Speaker 2: a new phone. I try to selling and it just
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  Speaker 2: makes your life a nightmare. You gotta mail it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, going to the post office forget it.
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  Speaker 3: If anybody wants a peloton, I have one. You gotta
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  Speaker 3: come pick it up.
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  Speaker 2: Those things are so evid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I lift it for you. You gotta come pick
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  Speaker 3: it up. I'm not bringing it. I'm not shipping it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not taking it apart. You got to come get
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  Speaker 3: it as is. Bring a truck.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tempt me. I hear the word free, and I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: You can have for free. The strangers have to pay.
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  Speaker 2: How much would you charge?
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  Speaker 3: I think I paid like two grand for it's still
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  Speaker 3: in very great condition, lightly used.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, give me.
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  Speaker 3: We can discuss a price in between. I'm reasonable for
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  Speaker 3: the strangers. We can discuss a price in between five hundred.
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  Speaker 2: And a thousand. Okay, that seems like a deal.
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  Speaker 3: That's a deal.
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  Speaker 2: Did you Was this a COVID purchase?
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  Speaker 3: It was, and I used it during COVID. I did
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  Speaker 3: use it. I was like, while we were watching bubble basketball,
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  Speaker 3: just the worst thing you could ever watch. I was
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  Speaker 3: I would ride. I'd be like, okay, second and fourth quarter,
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  Speaker 3: got to ride the whole time. First, first and third time,
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  Speaker 3: the whole quarter, first and third quarter, you can, you
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  Speaker 3: can take a break, second and fourth. You gotta ride, even.
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  Speaker 2: With timeouts and everything. Yeah. Wow, commercials. Whoaah, that's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of riding.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Bike is easier than run it if it
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  Speaker 3: was a treadmill.
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  Speaker 2: I can't run. Yeah yeah. Running this absolute misery for me.
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  Speaker 3: But once we got back outside, I was like, get
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  Speaker 3: it out of get it out of here. And now
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  Speaker 3: it's just seeing in the area that's supposed to be.
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: Doesn't it as my living room? But single man, I
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  Speaker 3: mean a dining room. Oh and single man don't need
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: a dining room table. I have TV trays.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have a dining room either. I have
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  Speaker 2: a Yeah, I have like a bar thing but that's nice.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to put a bar right there instead
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  Speaker 3: of a peloton.
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  Speaker 2: Use the five hundred dollars you get from some stranger.
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  Speaker 3: Five hundred to one thousand. It depends on what you
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  Speaker 3: look like, depends on what your vibe is. I might
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  Speaker 3: charge a little bit more. But if a friend wants it.
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  Speaker 3: If a friend is listening to this and it is
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  Speaker 3: yours for.
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  Speaker 2: Free, wow, and then do you have to subscribe to it?
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  Speaker 3: And I think I've been doing that for years? Car
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  Speaker 3: I got I got to get Rocket money or something.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: If I tried Rocket Money, yeahn't work for me. Worried
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  Speaker 2: about these subscriptions.
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  Speaker 3: I know I'm paying for some stuff that I have
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  Speaker 3: not participated in years.
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  Speaker 2: I think that I'm not Rocket Money's person because I'm
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: so cheap that, like, I mean, I cancel a subscription
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  Speaker 2: as soon as I subscribe, basically so I might stay
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  Speaker 2: on top of that.
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  Speaker 3: I do that with the only fans.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, you send five dollars or what immediately? You
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  Speaker 2: got to get Rocket money, though you could be losing
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  Speaker 2: thousands of times.
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  Speaker 3: You know, right, I probably am losing. There's definitely some
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: stuff I don't know. I never see, like an email
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: from some petrator. That's the trick because they don't remind
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  Speaker 3: you that you pay for it.
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  Speaker 2: They want you to just forget, and you're really a
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: good client because you're not even in the home with
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: the peloton. Mostly it's like a cursed object in your life.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's just sitting there staring at me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're in LA just for a few months.
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing anything enjoyable while you're here?
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  Speaker 3: Everything?
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  Speaker 2: Like what my friends? Sure?
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  Speaker 3: No, I just love my friends.
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  Speaker 2: Is there anything you miss in LA that you're not
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  Speaker 2: experiencing in New York?
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  Speaker 3: My car, M it's the main thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh this is uh. I feel that I drove.
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  Speaker 3: Over here today to Sonny dude, I'm gonna leave it
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  Speaker 3: out for myself and I uh, I'm just like, man.
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  Speaker 2: This is great personal space, personal space.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I just cannot get with the attitude and
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  Speaker 3: the idea that public transportation is better than having a car.
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  Speaker 3: It's simply not.
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  Speaker 2: I think it could be.
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: It could be maybe it is in London or something
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  Speaker 3: like that. Maybe it is on the tube or something
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  Speaker 3: like that. But in New York City.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, is a tough, tough experience.
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  Speaker 3: It's awful every time, and anybody who tells you otherwise
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  Speaker 3: is lying. I was just on the way here. I
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: was just talking to a friend that was like, call
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: abandons the city as soon as it gets lit. Everybody's
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: outside right now, and I go, I'm also outside. I'm
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: currently outside. I just I know the knixt one and
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: it's hot out. They got mom, Donnie and all that
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: type of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever, Who care care, bro, I get to drive.
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  Speaker 3: I get to drive my car.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I had forgotten I had to do something the other
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  Speaker 3: day and it was like thirty minutes before I had
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: to be there, and I was like, ooh, I jumped
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: in the shower, put on lotion, put on my clothes,
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: still made it on top.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, you're in control if.
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  Speaker 3: That had to happen, if that happened in New York.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like even an hour before I needed
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: to be somewhere, I've been like, ain't gonna make it. Cancel,
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: cancel it. You have to leave two hours every time.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: Every time people are not talking about this. I went
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: on it. I went on a hinge date and the
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: girl had a very long list of X and she
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: added to the list of X that I use a
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: subway timer what because I don't want to wait for
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: the subway. Oh interest, So I plan out my I
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: know how long it takes me to walk to the
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  Speaker 3: station and pay, and you know in the elements and
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: you know, everything prepared, being prepared, And she was like,
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  Speaker 3: why do you do that? This is New York. You
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  Speaker 3: just go and you just like, so what you have
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  Speaker 3: to wait ten minutes ago? I don't want to wait
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: ten minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Also, that person, that's the sort of person who doesn't
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  Speaker 2: consider any other person because there's somebody on the other
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  Speaker 2: side of that subway that's waiting for her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she didn't care that tries to one day
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  Speaker 3: it was fine.
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  Speaker 2: So does hinge. Now I haven't been on amps in
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: a long time. Is there there's like a spot for
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  Speaker 2: you to put X?
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  Speaker 3: No, she didn't have the X on her page. I
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: would have asked her out if she had that. Oh,
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: on the date she showed me on those days, on
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: the dates she showed me, and it was and it
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  Speaker 3: was when I tell you, it was long.
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  Speaker 2: I'm leaving as soon as she decides to show me
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  Speaker 2: the list.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to see what she thought was an
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: it And it was a lot of stuff on it
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: and she was like, well some of those I'm being funny,
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  Speaker 3: and you think you think I'm not laughing I'm not
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  Speaker 3: laughing at all any other not because they're personal. It
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: was just like, like, you know, the typical slurping spaghetti
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  Speaker 3: and stuff, which if you would shut up, I'd agree
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  Speaker 3: with you. What what is it? Why you gotta write
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  Speaker 3: that down? Like as if.
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  Speaker 2: So? And also, yeah, who is it for to show
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  Speaker 2: your date? Let that come up? Naturally?
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  Speaker 3: She was like, unfortunately I am adding this. I said,
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  Speaker 3: that's an ick to you that I am? I am?
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: What's the word prepare? Yeah, like that's.
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  Speaker 2: An I'm in control of my life.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's not New York. It's not like in
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: New York you're supposed to just go with the flow
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  Speaker 3: girls ship the fuck. She's probably listening to this right now.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: You know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Yeah, that I that's an interesting thing. I never
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  Speaker 2: think about dating in New York. I feel like to
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: a location as part of dating.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well see, okay, so here's the deal out there.
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  Speaker 3: You definitely have the option to like, oh, we can
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  Speaker 3: bounce around and and here it's like, well, we gotta
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: limit how many drinks we have and if we didn't
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: uber to this place. So I get that right, hitting
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: hitting third and four because it's easy to hit a
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: second location here do it all the time. It's hard
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: to hit the third and fourth location. In New York.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: The third and fourth location is halfway through. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: so it's it's it's easier there. But I'm you know,
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: I missed my car. My car and my friends are
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: the two main things. And also just like quiet, I.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Mean, this is this was my exact experience. Like quiet,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: and also listening to music extremely loud in my car.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, singing my lung like and people are like, you
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: could just zone out on the trenckle. Why would I
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: do that so somebody could slash me across? Yeah, whyd
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I do that?
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: No, I'm never unless I'm so tired that I'm like
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: half falling asleep on the train, which is not good.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: If I'm half fallen asleep, I'm in a uber. I'm
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: taking the U to the B to the E to
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: the R. I'm not I'm not getting on a train
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: if I'm falling asleep, so I can just end up somewhere.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I've fallen asleep on a train before and ended up
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: in Queens. That was That's a weird. I mean, it's
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: once in a lifetime an interesting experience to just be like, well,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: what's happened to me? I've basically teleported. But you don't
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: want that to happen regularly.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: No, I'm never on the train that tired, like, because
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: my job gives us cars.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: After You're right, what a feeling that is?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: That is a great feeling. Yeah, but the traffic can
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: be so unbearable that you're like, you're almost like, let
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: me off, I'm gonna get on the train. The traffic
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: out there is insane at all times of night. Right.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Have you had any interesting run ins on the subway?
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, anything scary, not necessarily scary, just yet thankfully
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: people not just weird people of course, just you know,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: the dancers, everything, which is it's fine, I get it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: This one guy was like he recognized me, but he didn't.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: He wasn't saying.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: It like that.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Like he was very you know, very New York aggressive.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: He was like, you're my man. Oh boy, you're my man.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Now I'm from the South, so somebody's calling you. I'm
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: gonna look up, but I'm like, I'm in New York.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: He's getting ignored. It's against my personal yeah, of course,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: like feeling, but he's getting ignored. He's getting ignored. He goes,
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: you're my man, you're on TV h you and I went,
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I don't love that.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I don't owe you anything. Yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I looked up and I went, yeah, I
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: pop up from time to time. And he said he
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: was on that one joint. He was on the joint
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: with the wine. Everybody drinking the wine. Yeah, me and
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: my lady watched that. We binge that. Yeah, he was.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: He didn't know the name of the show.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: He was aware of the general concept.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, he didn't name of the show. The show
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: is called Grand Crew. He did know the name of
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: He did.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: He did, however, recognize me. And I'm like, if you've
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: watched that closely that you can recognize me on a
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: train in the middle of a city that, like I
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: looked like out of place here? You know the name
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: of the show?
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: You were really Yeah, how did you miss that element of.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: He was like, we was just watching. Me and my
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: liter just watched the other night. Say what did you search?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: You didn't search the joint with the wine where the
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: friends and you didn't search that.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I guess maybe what was the opening title of it?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Was probably short? Yeah, yeah, it's probably one of those
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: things that you just looked down at your phone during
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: And so I'm on his side here, Actually.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I mean I'm I'm on his side just because he
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: gave me my Yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: He was a great fan. Yeah, and he supported the
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: show he did.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like most shows opening credits now they
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: are two shorts. We've gotta stretch him out.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: We did have a we did have a good theme song.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Phil Jackson rapped the theme song. You yeah, that was him,
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: that was him rapped, and.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: It was like a full thirty second opening.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now I'm not on the sky side anymore.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: He should have known he might, he might give intro
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: oh interesting.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: But the song was about I feel bad for all
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: these designers creating the intros, getting all this work in
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: and now the company's like, no, you don't have to
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: do that. If I was creating the intro, I would
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: be doing something to to strike against.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: We gotta go back. We got to go back to
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Grammy worthy intros.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, do you know? I mean I think the shows
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: on Apple kind of have nice intros.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: I still haven't signed up for that.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, well that's what you think. Get on Rocket Money.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I have four subscriptions too.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: One hundred and thirty eight dollars a week to Apple TV.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I haven't watched one show.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: You use the rocket money and Apple just collapses depending
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: on Carl's subscriptions.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: I'll be crazy. Breeze Airways, Huheze.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of this? I have, It's just come
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: on to my radar.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: It was regional. I was gonna fly from New Orleans
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: to Charlotte, North Carolina. Sure, and Breeze Airlines was the
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: only option, and I said, I don't want to get
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: on that, but it was the only the only straight
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: through option and it was at like five am, and
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: so I'm like, this is a double whammie for me.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Not only is it a five am flight where and
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: the place I'm going is only an hour and a
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: half away, So I'm gonna get there at six thirty
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: in the morning, and then I'm flying Breeze Airlines. I
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: watched so many videos that day on YouTube, all the
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: all the ad geeks. I was like, what's up with Breeze?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: What were they saying? It's fine, Okay, it's a fine
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: budget airline. Yeah, I want to fly out a burbank
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: And so you know your option has become slightly limited. Yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, it's not Spirit yet.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I've flown Spirit once.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: How was that?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: It was fine? Oh, I bought the big seat.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know it's great.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I only flew it one time in my life, and
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I was sad when it went away, interesting because I
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, that was actually good for the economy
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: to have, Like right, yeah, and it was fine. It
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: was always the butt of every joke. But Spirit ain't
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: never crashed. Speard ain't never had no real incidents like that.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Well, you you should have stood up. You should have
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: been brave. You should have stood up for that company.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Who knows where Spirit would be if you had said something.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: If I have said something. It's like Arby's.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: It's oh my god, It's just like Rpyce.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: That's why, that's why I rock with Arby's. Arby's is good.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Arby's is great, and I feel like maybe you and
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I haven't done a good enough job supporting the company,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: at least within Los Angeles.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it right now, Arby's, You're great. Keep
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: doing what you're doing. The nearest one to me in
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: both of the cities I live in is way too
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: far to go to because they took them out of
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: the city.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Where is it in New York?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: In New York is in like deep Queens, like something seaside,
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: something side Queens, not even not Sunnyside, because that would
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: be easy to get this Queens any side Queens. But
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: it's in the city still, so you can still kind
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: of just get there. But this is like, this is deep.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: This is almost like on the other side, it's.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't be like justify a day around Arby's, unfortunately,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: and I love Arby's.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: And it would take a day to get over there.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: We've got to get some Arby's back into the city centers. Yes,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: but it requires people changing the way they think.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, because then you know you like it, yes, and
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: know you like Arby's. That beef a cheddar is delicious.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: The curly fries.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: No other restaurant serves a curly fry, not like that. No, no, no,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: you can't depend Most restaurants will play with a curly
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: fry and then they bring it up take it off
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: the menu. Yes, Arby's has had that since day one exactly.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Also, apparently in the New Philly cheese state they got
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: is going.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Crazy too well, I'll never get to try it, to.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Try because and the nearest one I think to hear
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: is like deep deep Sam Bernardino or something.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not Yeah, that's not again. I'm
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: not driving that. I'm not putting my life in danger
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: or other people's lives in danger to get the media
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: number two combo or whatever it was, getting beef and Yeah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: someday they're gonna have a renaissance.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're coming back. They're coming back, they'll be beat healthy.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Well, there's something else we should probably talk about. Yeah,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: you have been on the podcast four times, and I
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: was hoping this time would be the time that you
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: kind of figured out what's going on here, But it
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: seems like you dropped the ball again. You brought a gift, Yes,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I brought you a gift, and it's in this gorgeous
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: little kind of candy cane wrapper. Is the season?
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Is the season?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Christmas in July?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, Christmas in July, celebrating two hundred and fifty Christmases.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Well, should we open it here on the podcast? Please,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: let's do it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Let's but I want you to address the bigger thing first.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, because the second thing is kind of a yeah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: so this object first? Oh okay, the first thing is
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: something called a solar wave by Acne three minute light
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: therapy acne spot treatment. Yes. The amount of words on
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: here that are barely connected smooth clear calm, clinically proven
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: to target and treat acne pain free, easy to use,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: FDA cleared, Yes, I don't believe that that for one second,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: science backed and esthetician approved. Go Okay, what's going on here? Now?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I was hoping you could teach me how to use that?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: And what is for?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Where did you? Is this an Instagram purchase?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Is not an Instagram purchase? I got that as a
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: in a gift bag.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my god? Was it with a bunch of other
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: skin products?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot of skin products in there.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's open it up. Let's see if we can.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: It looks like it says it has two powerful treatments
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: combined blue light and red light therapy. Okay, that's purple
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: light therapy.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Blue light was Kmart blue Oh that's right, Yeah, of course?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Why not special?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Why the jugs?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: A and Naomi Judd had a a theme song for blue light?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: When so we had blue light Internet and my house.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: What was k Internet? That can't be.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Free Internet that they would give you free like you
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: remember like AOL discs. Kmar had one too, and it
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: was blue Light Internet. What and Naomi and whine on
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: the jell would get on there and be like flap back,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: crack a jack, come on, get on that and that
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: it was something.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I don't remember the theme song exactly.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: But they would get They would sing a song every
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: time you logged onto the internet. You had to watch
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: that video.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: How was this not a huge hint because it was kmart.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Kmart was Web one point zero. Yeah, it was. They was.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: They was at the forefront of the internet. So you
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: would go into a k Mar and get the CD.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and get hours. You would get hours of right
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: blue light Internet?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, we only got the free AO l Oh.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we would do. I would use that too.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: And when you say you used, it was like you're like,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: what were we doing? Just kind of like looking at
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: one screen for a few minutes and then I yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: that version of the Internet was very interesting. Okay, so
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: this let's we're still opening it. Here see customer results. No,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I don't need to see results. There'll be my results yes,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: let's keep opening it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Here cannot wait and it's hard to get into.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this box is I never used it. Yeah, let's
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: get in here. People are probably screaming right now. I
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: use one of those stop before you do it. No
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: one could stop me here, user, Look at that cute
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: little thing. It's like it almost looks like a small
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: shaver or something out. Oh, it's got to it. Yeah,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: it's got to be charged. But we can you know,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: at least I'll rub it on my face. But it
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: looks like you probably go like this, right? But does it?
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Do you just target acne? Let's see painless? How do
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: we believe this?
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: See? That's what I'm scared to burn it off and
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: be like one of those things you put outside with mosquitos.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: All right, I wonder if it's if it gets hot
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: or anything, or if it's I wonder if we could
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: elis We don't have a USB charger, do we? I
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: wish I had?
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Which which kind do you need?
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: It's like a classic US unfortunately a USB A because
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: maybe we could cryme BF USB A. Maybe we could
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: charge it a little bit and then bring it back in.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: But this USB is kind of becoming extinct.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ain't that crazy.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: That's just why I.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Guess they blew that internet of USB cables.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: We've got to settle on a cable for like and
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: just promise everyone will be using.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Apple, the ones that keep making up these new cables
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: of course, so we can have to have to there
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: we go, Oh, let's see.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, let's see. Oh, oh that's right here, yes, and
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: then what's your charge? That absolutely just for a few minutes,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: you know, and we'll see what happens. Wow, we're gonna
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I want to try this thing and I want results overnight.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he ain't no bumpster. You got good skin.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's it's weird as an adult to
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: get zits. It's inescapable.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you've been doing something wrong well, and.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: It's stress related most of the time. Yeah, which is
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: this to me makes no sense biologically where your body
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: like is stressed out, so it creates something that is
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: only going to intensify the stress. Yeah, it does. It
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: seems so backwards.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I've gotten so. As I had mentioned earlier, I'm a
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: hat guy, and there are times where it gets a
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: little hot outside, right, and I got the hat on,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: and then like maybe a couple days later, I'll wake
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: up with a little thing right here, and I'm like,
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: you nasty man, you disgusting man, sitting in the swallowing
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: in your own body.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess it's because it's got a little bit
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: of sweat it's keeping and then the bacteria could potentially
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: grow there. But everybody gets them. Yeah, I feel like
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: you get them into your seventies, and it's a nightmare
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: because you get out of middleville or high school or whatever.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm clear and free, I'm ready to go
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: into I'm away from that. No, no, yeah, And then
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: it actually is worse because at least in middle school
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: you're expected to just be a monster.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you get one on your nose, it's really like, oh,
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: that's the worst, just absolute torture, Rudolph.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: And then I guess people are embracing those little stars
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: that they put on.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: That's a new that's the thing now that people are like, oh,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: these are actually cute to wear outside.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Right, But I'm not getting away with that. I ain't
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: putting that shit on. Are you kidding me?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: What are you wearing? I was just doing a job
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: and a lady was like, do you want a pimple
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: star because I had like razor bumps from shaving. Oh right, right,
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: she's do you want the pimple stars? Like, oh no,
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: you're not going to put them things on my face?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Who do you think I am so that.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Girl can put on her I list.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: You show up to a date with one of those.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Hey, sorry I'm late. Do you order it already? I'm
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: thinking of cabernet.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: That's a good way to say abotage to date for sure. Yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I don't. But maybe I feel like they need to
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: just have a range of those little stars. I feel
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: like they're they could get into something that a normal
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: adults would feel comfortable wearing.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got to be clear. Yeah, just when I
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: see the people with the clearers, I'm always.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, because then it's like kind of hidden. It's
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: like wearing a band aid on your face.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: It's like you blurred out the pimple.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Right, and we know what's under there. You edit it
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: in post, Yes, exactly so. But I feel like the
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: there's just so much money there. One of these industries
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: has got to figure out how to just take care
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: of them. Yeah, there's got to be some science that
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: could like immediately take care now. And it may be
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: this the sola wave.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: It may be that we may be making fun of
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: this thing, but that may be the best thing for
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: pimples ever.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Right, do you do any sort of like skincare treatment? No?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: No, I do like I mean from my from my face.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: When I shave, right, I have to like xfoliate, So scrub.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I scrub with a with like a sponge that that's
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: soft enough for the face, but strong enough for a man,
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: for a man, strung enough for a man, made for
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: a woman. But I scrub that, clean it out, scrub
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: good rints, and then I put on a solution, a
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: topical solution called tinned skin.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: And that's pre shaved, post shape shot. And then like
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: a just a shaving crebe.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Well appreciate it. So here's the deal. I use clippers
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: because I can't. You know, I am an African American,
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: and my skin, my hair grows out and goes right
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: back in. Okay, sure, so if it gets if I
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: use a razor and I shaved too closely, the hair
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: sometimes doesn't even leave the skin. Whoa, because it's it's
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: like like angled at the at the follicle tip and
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: it doesn't even leave so it just creates an infection.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: So I have so I have to shave at a
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: at skin level, but I have There are shavers that
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: do that. They get a close shave, but the hair
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: is still present.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: And how often are you shaving? Like three every three days?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Every two to three days schedule, depending on what I
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: have to do, Like today, I knew I was coming here,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: so that did look right.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I feel like I've never seen you scruffy or anything.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I can grow a pretty big beerd okay, but it
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: ages me and it's it's graying now, and don't give
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: it away. Carl is nineteen years old.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm nineteen. I was born in two thousand and six.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Six that's seven.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I live in nineteen years. I graduated.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: We're about to have our twenty year reunion. You give
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: me fiddling with stuff and I missed it up?
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Were you? What is that for? Actually there's a little
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: hole in the table to put through. I don't need that. No,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I have to shave every morning. Yeah, it's a total
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: nightmare for me.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Have I seen you with a beer?
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I can't grow a beer. That's the problem I have,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Like terrible. Yeah, it's like I think that something has
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: happened on one side of my face where a beard
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: wouldn't connect directly with the hair, and so it's just
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: not for me. Well, it'll never work out.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Use a razor.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I use a razor. It's such it's a nightmare. You
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: put electric shave on after I do I have to
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: do the whole situation. Yeah, it's just Uh, can you
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: just get your face lasered? Uh? You can.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I don't think you want to, but you can do that.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I'm sure people do that. I'm sure they do. I'm
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: sure there's people becau. There's probably people out there who
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: don't want hair on their face. They grow hair on
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: their face.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Right, Oh yeah, like a mustache or whatever. Yeah right.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I mean if that was a possibility for me, I
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: think it would just be a time saving thing because
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I just it's not in my future. I guess I
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: might be able to grow a mustache. But imagine me,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I would such a perfect People would be like perfect.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: It would look tight. You got it.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: You got to embrace the stash.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: No, it would be a surrey. You're making the other
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: customers uncomfortable, that kind of thing.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I love this ash. I can't I can't go with that,
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: and now.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: You've got a great mustag. Thank you. Uh.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I sometimes will cut this little piece off because you
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: can see it's very gray.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's distinguished.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: You know, I have a job where everybody's young.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: You're in a business where everyone needs to be ninety.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone needs to be nineteen. So I kind of like,
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: I don't like the way. If it grew in full gray,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: then i'd probably leave it a little bit more.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Interesting, it's like.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Very patchy gray, so I just look like a crazy person.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Could you do a mass scare or something on it?
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Listen, I have tricks when I when I when I
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: do grow to beerd that. I have tricks.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, you have to Yeah, yeah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I leave I leave my hair gray because I like that.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, it kind of looks cool. Yeah, I like that combination.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: But I darken up the beard, yeah beer. Yeah. Until
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: it's fully gray, it feels it starts to get patchy
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: or something. If there's a little bit of gray and
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: it doesn't, it doesn't look it's not appealing, Carl. It's disgusting.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: It's disgusting, disgusting.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just not in my future, unfortunately, And it's
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I guess it's just something I have to deal with.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: But maybe I'll get a lasered or something. But does
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: lasering never like it's not a permanent thing even right,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: you just can not. I don't think so. I think
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: it lasts for a while, okay, but it's probably extremely painful.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you notice it. It's painful.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: They're burning.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it. You gotta wear ugly, weird plastic
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: shade's gonna cut you above your nose.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: You don't have tattoos. I don't go one, two, three tattoos.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: When did you get your first tattoo?
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: When I was thirty two?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, not long ago?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: And did it? Was there a reason or you're just
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: like it's time to get a tattoo?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: But the first one we got for the TV show.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: That I was, oh, very Lord of the Rings. Yeah,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: they all get it a ring or something tattooed.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: That's fun. Yeah, we did that and that was my
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: first one, and then I was like, man, I'm gonna
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: get more. And then I got two that I don't regret.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: It ain't like a regret like I hate that I
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: have these, but it is a I didn't need that,
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Like you know what I'm saying, right, it's got a regret,
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: but it's like why I didn't need it?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: This is unnecessary, unnecessary? Right?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: One of them is La. What's the other tattoo?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Missippi my home?
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think that's nice.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got I got both my both my homes.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: They make sense. Yeah, it's not just like a random
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: image or something.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: And I kind of want to do more stuff. My
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: favorite flower is to magno Yeah, I kind of want
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: to nice to stay flower Missipip. I kind of want
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: to get a Magnoia situation. But I'm like, I don't
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: want to do too much because then you got to
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: start getting painted over right, do jobs, and it's like
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: now your call time is five forty five in the
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: morning when it could be.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Just dip you and make up at this point. Yeah. Yeah,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: so yeah, that's my one concern about getting a tattoo
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: is that I'll want more.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you do you end up like you're like, Dad,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: I could I could get another one of these that
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: didn't hurt as bad as I thought it did.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Right, And then I think you probably at some point
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: it's like, well, now I have to get some I
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: have to get enough to just distract from the bad one.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now you're getting a slick cut in your
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: tongue and you're a lizard man.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's this other product that I just pulled out, which.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Is the real Tree Edge. Yes, that is the real
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Tree Edge cologne. I got you one of those before
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: on the live show. Gave it, yes at the live show,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: and you gave it away, and I knew that you
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: felt awful for having to give it away, and so
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: I brought you another bottle sixteen. I got a three pack.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, it comes in the three It comes in a
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: three pack we gave.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: There's another listener another, another listener out there that has
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: the other one. Now you have that one and I
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: have one left.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Wow, we're all kind of connected. Interesting this is, yeah,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: but who knows? Uh? Do you you use this though? Right?
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I used to?
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Not anymore? Did you get bad feedback about it?
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: No? It smells kind of good. I don't think it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: I just don't think it lasts very long.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: It smells nice.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Used the use that of the warranty card on.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: The on the table idea. It's a little Yeah, it's
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: not terrible. No, I never like have a really bad
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: reaction to any perfume. I'm never like, oh it's enough.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get into them. And like I asked
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: like the girls at work and be like, all right,
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: how does this one smell was? And they all have
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: different opinions. Yeah. So like my the writer's assistant, Taylor,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: she's amazing, and she goes, well, your your base, yeah,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: you as a base present masculine, so you should have
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: you could do a floral because I like a floral.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Right, It's like putting a little salt on candy or something. Yeah,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: it's like the salt and sweet, the saltiness.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, I like. I like a floral. I like I
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: like a light floral smell. I don't like something that's
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: too late. I don't like tobacco and cigar that has
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: never made any sense, sander wood and belt, I don't
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: like those. So I like, I like a good floral.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: And I went and I wanted to get like an
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: expensive one, right, So I was going around getting a
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: ode to this u ode to joy and all that
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: type of stuff, and like I was asking them the testimony,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: and then some girls be like, I like that one.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: I hate that one. That's the one I like yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: there's no win. There's no winning.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: How are you. I think you can't really select one
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: until you're in a relationship exactly.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: You can't ask random random women.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: No, that doesn't work. Yeah, that could have interesting. So
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: and then do you go to like a department store
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: to buy in.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Wow, I like this. It's kind of a fun little hot.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Sax fifth Avenue on fifth, like the real sax fith
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Avenue aue classic the one, and they were closing, and
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: so going to the one they were having a sale. Great,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: the one on the one on on actual fifth Avenue
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: in New York City was closing, and so I went
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: over there and I got like, uh, I got I
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: forget which one it was, but it's Mason does something right.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know any of this, Yeah it is.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: But what you got to do is so what I
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: do is I put a base layer of vanilla oil.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, and then I spread it. Oh that sounds lovely.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I just went just when I dress up on every day,
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I don't do that going into the office smelling. Yeah,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: seems like you're I don't know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: On Saturdays though, when we dress up and it's an important.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Thing, right, I do right. It's like going out.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: And sometimes I'm worried I put too much.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: That's the biggest concern for me. It's just being like
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: people should only be able to smell you when they're
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: very close to you.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, I remember one time I was sitting on the
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: couch next to somebody and they got up and went
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: sat on another couch, and I went. I prayed that
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: that wasn't because I stink, like because I got too
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: much Cologno.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: The idea driving people away from my smell using my smell,
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: there's kind of nothing worse I can imagine.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: It's the worst thing ever.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, Ellis, how is the charging going? Oh? Ellis has
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: been in there, probably using it, probably just blasting zits away.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Let's see here, it's time for me to do a
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: little red blue light therapy. Thank you? All right? Okay, whoa?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Oh it is kind of purplely, so then you just
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: hold I wonder how long you hold it on your
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: face for. I guess you're supposed to read the directions.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Read the direction. Yeah, let's see, tell me what to
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: do here. Okay, it's very bright. I'll say that this
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: is weird. Direction is stick it up your ass Let
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: me see how.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: To use the device. Prior to using the device, make
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: sure it's fully charged, clean the skin, Clean the skin
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: that you want to treat. Make sure your skin is
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: completely driving for using. Make sure the device is unplugged
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: and place the device on the skin. Turn on the device,
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Enjoy the treatment.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: That's it. Look how long that book is? What else
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: does it have to say? The rest is just like
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: an original limited warranty. Safety.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Do not use the device on swollen infector inflanned area
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: such as skin eruptions. Do not imply. Do not apply
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: excess of pressure. You was just pressing it up again,
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: very hard.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: How long are you supposed to do? It doesn't even
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: take you How long? No? All right?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Waituh, enjoy the treatment. Press on and off for one second.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Turn on LED therapy. You hear a beat when the
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: device turned. The device switches off after three minute treatment automatically.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: You may stop the treatment anytime, so I guess three minutes.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Take the device off the treatment, or clean the device
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: using a water wipe.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of things I'm going to be
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: ignoring with this one.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it is.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling nothing but the fact that it said don't
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: put it near any sort of like wound or whatever
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: makes me think maybe it does do something, because why
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: else would they warn you not to do something? Yeah?
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Have you ever not disposed of the device with household waste?
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: The device should be recycled, It should be respected. The
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: device contains a lithium ion battery. Oh, make sure that
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: it's in your carry on.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Oh use a carry on.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, see, now that's that's what I'm talking about.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Do you check a bag?
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I only check a bag when I'm going for a
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: long time, right. Other than that, I try to stuff
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: everything in a carry on.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Here.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: The hard part about the carry ons, though, is I
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: like to bring multiple pairs of shoes.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, you got right.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: So I've been forcing myself to be like, you're only
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: taking one pair, so take a good pair, take it life.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: That takes a lot of self control.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Then, because I wear I was fourteen, So in a
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: carry on that's a big shoe. That's like taking up
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: one whole side one pair.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Can they go in the personal bag? You could throw
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: something there.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: I got a big backpack. I use that for my
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: hat case traveling sales, all right, I have, and then
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: my other bag I used for encyclopedias.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: And then I pushed the fact.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I fold out my shirt. There's with
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: the knives though.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will do everything in my power to only
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: use a carry on. Yeah, I'm just like, well, I
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: guess I'll just not dress that. Well, it's better than
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: having to wait at a carousel.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: That's so true, so so true. So I checked the
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: bag when I was coming home for the summer and
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: I'm here for months, and so I checked the bag
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I still could have brought just
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: a carry.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: On, but I want I there was other shoes that
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I wanted to switch out.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I waiting for that back. It took
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: thirty minutes. It took thirty minutes. First of all, we landed,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: we got off the plane, saw one of my favorite
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: influencers and had to can you say respect? Yes, this
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: guy named Hungry for Munchies. Like that name he has,
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: he has, He has great content.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: He just eating things. Yeah, he just eats.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Stuff and does reviews or he'll like see a video
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: and he'll make something. And he's got a great vibe
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: to him. And he was on the plane. I was like, hey, man,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: love your videos. And he's like, what do you do.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm a writer at SNL and he's like,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: you write like the jokes, And I guess you could
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: say that I write some of the jokes.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, wow, Yeah, that's Hungry for Monchies.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Hungry for Munchie shoutout, hungry for Munchies. He's great, he
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: is a great content creator. I'm promoting this channel on here.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: And so this was while waiting for the baggage.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I saw him getting off the plane. We got
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: all together and then we ended up on the escalator
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: at the same time. That's when i Will felt the
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: confidence to say, hey, I.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Like your videos. All right, this guy is currently on
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: another podcast being like this guy approached me and said,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: hey man.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: He was so weird. He kept rubbing the back of
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: my hand. He said he had knives in his jacket
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: and he's pushing a vacuum.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Every house needs something.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: He was wearing a he was wearing a plaid suit
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: jacket with with with elbow patches. He kept he kept
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: licking his hand and combing his hair over.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm so glad to have my new Colonne. Yes,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like a Yeah.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: I wasn't going to allow you to escape. This is
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: a curse to be a real tree brother.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I okay, I'm this one. I'm gonna commit to having
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: this in my house. Leaving my house, it will be
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: there in my medicine cabinet or something.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: One day. You're gonna have guests coming over.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: And then they'll recognize that. They'll say, I've smelled that
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: somewhere before.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: When I think of that, I think of rugged masculinity,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: perhaps hunting down a creature that's mineing his business in
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: its own habitat. I think I think of actually dressing
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: up like that creature, or dressing up like the environment
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: around the creature and killing that guy.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been hunting?
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, do you like it?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: No?
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Guns are too loud.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: That's the issue.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, guns are too loud. There's other issues. My main problem.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: That is a problem what the problem is for the deers.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: But my main problem. Gun's too loud.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: That's my problem with plane crashes too loud, too loud.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: To getting out of here.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I think we should play a game.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: We're going to play gift to a curse. I need
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: a number between one and ten from you. Give me six, Okay,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I have to do some like calculating, so you can promote, recommend,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: do whatever you want.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's my time to promote, so I'm gonna I'm
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: gonna recommend you check out Hungry for Munchie's videos, and
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: I'm also gonna recommend you check out Real Tree Edge Cologne.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: But also you have to watch Saturday Night Live on
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Saturday nights at eleven thirty pm. I know what you're saying.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: I haven't watched the show since high school. It hasn't
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: been funny since these people have been on. And if
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: that's true, sure, but I'm there now and I need
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: the money. So watch the show and also follow me
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: on Instagram at damn it called d A M M
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: I T C A r L. And also check out
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: my patriot patriot dot com for Slash Hollywood Handbook. It
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: was a bunch of shows that you can listen to
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: me and Lamar Show. Lamar is also a guest of
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: the podcast Seet Lamar Woods. We have a show where
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: we talk about sopranos, but we mostly just talk about
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: our own personal and private lives for forty five minutes
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: and then go all right. So Tony was tripping this
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: episode right, that's.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: The way to recap a show. Yeah, okay, this is
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: how we play gift to a curse. I'll name three
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: you know how, I'll name three things. You tell me
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: if they're a gift to you a curse, and why I'll
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: tell if you're right or wrong. You've lost and won
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: this game, So who knows what's gonna happen this time?
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: All right? This first one is from a listener named
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Brian Gift or a curse. Airport lounges Gift, Why.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you. No, I'm changing my answer. No, No,
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: I'm keeping my hand and I'm gonna tell you why.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: I was flying Delta one to come home recently. Not
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: paid for by me. Don't think I'm anna Coastal Elite. Yeah,
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: it was paid for by yet I will because I
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: will be doing that. But it was I had access
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: to the lounge and I hadn't. I got to the airport, said,
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I want to say, like three or four hours early
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: before my flight or my flight got moved when I
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: got to the air or something like that. And they
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: had sleeping lounges, Oh my god, and they had a
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: napline and I was like, how long can I be
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: in there, and they were like, well, we give about
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: an hour.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: You can't move in.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't move in, but if nobody is no,
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: if nobody's coming after you, you can just and we'll
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: alert if somebody's coming. I was like, I really only
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: need an hour.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: I was just that early.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: I really need like an hour hour and fifteen hour thirty.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: When I tell you, I went in that joker and
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: conked out. I was like, this is great, this is great.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: So and also the food is always fine. I love
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: a sausage. I love a breakfast sausage. I love a pancake.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I like to mix my pancakes and sausage.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Make a little hot dog, get a little pick and
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: a blanket.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's good. The eggs you could tell they're
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: made from that powder.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: The powder.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're definitely powdered eggs. I'm not a coffee drinker.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Do love the free champagne at six thirty in the morning,
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: like a real degenerate. And uh yeah, sometimes the views
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: are great to the I like planes. I'm an ad geek.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say gift.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Carl, wrong, wrong, Now, Carl, we have a class problem
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: in America. You've just described. These things should be absolutely,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: absolutely removed. These this should be illegal. What you've just
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: described is unless we're all in the airport lounge. None
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: of us is in the airport.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Lounge seeking of class issues. You wouldn't say that if
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: you was in an ape class. Sorry, sorry that I
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: did the work. Sorry, I did my homework.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: When the revolution starts, they're going to go to the
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: airport lounge just first, right, they're gonna be dragging people
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: out of those sleeping booths.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: I ain't gonna make it a sleepoo. I'm gonna loose
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: that door. Y'all can do whatever you want to with
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: them people out there eating the powdered eggs. But no,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be sleep.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: No.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Ever, the whole airport should be the lounge, not just
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: for Carl and his gorgeous cross country flight. Okay, so
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: you've gotten one wrong so far. You're in some bad
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: territory cross.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Country flight, not even not even out of the country flight.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: I don't leave America to fifty.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: All right. The second one is from my listener named
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Lisa Gift or a curse going away parties.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Curse Why cause I don't want my friends to go nowhere?
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Oh we're moving too. Many people are moving out of
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Los Angeles. They going home and I'm going back to Denver.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: It's like, no, stay, let's kick it. Don't know. And
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: also like what do you do? I get you a gift,
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: but you're moving, so no curse?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Correct. Yes, yeah it's a bummer. Yeah, it's not a
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: fun thing. It's not fun for the person, and that
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: it ends in tears. You just stick around, Yeah, stick around.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Everybody needs to just stick around if you found your place, don't.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: You know with the even more of a curse. But
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: a going away party, well, these are people who'll be like,
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I'm leaving for three weeks.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Those are the people who need to leave.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they leave longer. Stay gone.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Going away party unless you're gonna be gone for over
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: a year, actually I would say over three years. Yes,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: we don't need to have a going away going away no, no, no,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I need a full move. I need to see like
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: the mortgage payment of your next location. If I'm throwing
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: it going away, yeah, because you're not wasting my time
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: with your stupid party.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: I need to see four buff Armenian guys outside smoking,
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: ready to get all your shit out of your place.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: All right, You've gotten one right so far. This is
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: the final one from a listener named Britney. Gift your
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: a curse casual restaurants that have no clear direction on
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: if you bust your own tables? Curse? Why tell me? Like? What? Who?
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: I so that's not really casual? I would say that's
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: more like fast food. You don't know if you like
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: take the tray up to the front and dump it
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: in the in the swinging door trash can uh because
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: like at a casual restaurant, you're not gonna bust your
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: own table.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: I guess we're talking fast casual.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Here, like fast like Applebee's and stuff like that.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: You know, it's more of a category of let's try
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of, like I think a Chipotle
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: a like.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Uh so I would consider Chipotle fast food, right, but
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: a little bit higher than MacDonald's light right, but fast fast,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: sit down, but not casual. I don't know either way.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I agree that's a curse. You're supposed to tell me
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: if if I'm supposed tosks my momouf because I don't
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: want to leave being the dick, it would have like
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: if I leave my stuff there because I thought I
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: was supposed to, and.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: That person's like, I'm gonna remember that person forever.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: I know that guy. I've seen him on the wine
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: joint with the friends sitting around. I know that guy.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: I'm about going Reddit and blastest blast at motherfucker.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Correct. No, this is a curse. This to me is
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: this is a real issue where I've run into this,
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: where it's a problem where you'll be like, I'll be
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: someone who's been to the restaurant multiple times, but there's
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: no clear direction. And I know that you're not supposed
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: to bust your own tables, and so I know to
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: leave this stuff there, but my friend doesn't. Now, my
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: friend thinks I'm a bad person, and there's no proof. Yea,
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: there's no. I can't prove to them that I'm not
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: just lazy because I do clear my table when necessary.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Of course, there should be signs.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I think the rule is Trey. I could be wrong
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: about this, but I think the rule is Trey and
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: swing indoor trash can because Chipotle only has those little
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: circle trash cans. So that means that somebody else is
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: going to handle this.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: No, Chipotle, you handle it yourself. You kidding me? So
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Chipotle the problem is they just have a horrible garbage can. Yeah,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: those things. They're asking for.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Food to be everywhere, Yeah, right next to the forks.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I guess it's because they don't want to throw away.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: They are trying to keep you from throwing away the basket.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: But sorry, I don't I guess that's just the cost
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: of doing business. Sometimes the basket gets thrown away.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't realize that you bush your own tables out.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, you do.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you would. Yeah, I'm trying to think
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: of place your own table out of McDonald's and Burricy.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, there's a I think maybe unless I think
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: it should just entirely be bust your own tables unless
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: there's a waiter involved. Yeah, because this weird gray area
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: leads to employees hating you, yeah, or your friends thinking
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: you're a slob.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: But if there's a waiter involved, slide that tray off
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: like a cat, make.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Them clean it off the floor. Yeah. All right, well
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: you got two out of three. I love it. Not
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: too bad. Yeah, you've I feel like you've kind of
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: learned to balance this game. All right, let's I want
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: to play another game with you. This is a little
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: bit faster. It's called invite lists. I'm going to start
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: naming a list of celebrities. You'll tell me if they're
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: invited or not invited to your party, all right, and
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: you only get to name, You only get to pick ten.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: So once you've got ten, that's the party.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: And I'm going away for three weeks and you're coming
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: away for three weeks.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Who's coming to your three weeks going away? Farty? Okay?
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Margaret Qually?
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Who is that?
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: She's uh did you see the substance?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, yes, she can come. Okay, Yeah, I like her.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Lucy Lou, Yeah, Lucy Lou's coming.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Angels Lauren Sanchez.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Laurence Sanchez from CACOP thirteen News. Yes, Laura Sanchez is coming.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. I had a huge crust. She used
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: to wear the low rise boot cut jeans when I
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: was in middle school.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Wait, is that Jeff Bezos's wife?
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: She is now?
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: She started that Wow, she was that local of news.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: She was local.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: She was on UPN. You watched you'd watch the UPN
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: lineup half and half one on one all of us,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: you know, all the Moesha, the Parkers. She would be
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: and girlfriends and then Casey Op News and Lauren Chance,
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Laurence Sanchez comes, sashey and out there and yes, absolutely
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: she's invited to the party. Come on now, she got
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: to come, right, She broke nine to eleven to me.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Ryan Seacrest, that's my man. He got to come. You
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: are I love Ryan Seacrest.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Jessica Simpson, Jessica Sipton got to come.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Jeslica Sipson got to come to the party. I can
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: let my head down, I can say anything crazy.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dough Tree, don't you get come.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, don't get come.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: She's so talented, you are You're just Bernie Sanders.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Bernie Briney gonna go to sleep at the party. Well
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: he can use my room.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Come on, so invited? Yeaht Antonio banderis No, I'm not
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: righting that time, all right, Sarah McLaughlin.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Nah, she's gonna bring sad energy with the dolls. Benson
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Boone business cool, but no, I'm cool on business right.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Denzel Washington, my man, don't got to gont got to go.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Sean Pennon, Yeah, I'm saying yeah, he got to come
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: to Tom York who is that the singer for Radiohead?
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Uh? Sh Radiohead, but I'm gonna skip Tom York's invite.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Lost in the mail Morgan Morgan Freeman.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Somebody told me last night that he met Morgan Freeman
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: and Morgan Freeman was a dictom. So Morgan Freeman cannot go.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's a shame.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, rfk, No, Cheryl can come.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: No, shit, can't. Jason Momoa dayson.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: More school as hell? He can go, right, that's oh no,
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: let's take some people off.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Nope, that's the part.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: I also just have to note that more people on
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: the list than not on the list.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: More people on the list than not on list.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: What do you mean meaning meaning we went through more people?
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: We went We didn't go through that many people that
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: he said no to.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Yeah, how many people are left on your list?
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: The list is endless?
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right? Any basketball players on there?
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there are all sorts of people I like. I've
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: been kind of compiling a list of celebrity names for
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: the last six years, essentially just adding people as I
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: remember them. Lucy Lou I would assume, I will say
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: they are probably basketball players that are from when I
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: was in middle school, people that when I was watching
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: basketb Yeah, they could come, But who was on the list?
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: We have Margaret Qually, Lucy Lou, Lauren Sanchez, Ryan Seacrest,
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: Jessica Simpson, Doci, Bernie Sanders, Denzel Washington, Sean Penn, and
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: Jason Momoa.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: You gotta be a little more discerning.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: I gotta be a lot of a little move. You
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: got to have a little bit more of a diverse list.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: What the hell is this? People are gonna be like,
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: you gotta jump party because I want all those people there,
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: but also just Docie and Denzel and ow two black
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: people come to my party.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: You said no to Morgan Freeman, he can't come.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Charles Barkley on that list somewhere, I'm like, he probably is.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: I bet Charles Barkley's definitely on those list. That's a
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: sweet spot of NBA for me.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Margaret Quality, I gotta be like, I might have to
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: take more margat quality off because I really don't know
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: who that is.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Like that right, she's a looker, She's gorgeous.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I would love to be like Margaret listener, you can't
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: come to the party, but would you like to go
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: out and give me a list of your eggs?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Well, it'll be an interesting party. Nonetheless, Well, let's answer
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: a listener question. People are writing into I said, no
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: gifts at gmail dot com begging for answers. Okay, this
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: is Bridger, Please, I need your help. Doesn't address you,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: which I find unfortunately. Whatever. Okay says I want to
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: get a gift for someone I admire, but I'm afraid
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: to be inappropriate. I will be abroad for my last
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: year of college, so I'd like to get my favorite
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: professor something before I leave, to tell her how much
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I appreciate her mentorship. She teaches classics, dresses impeccably, and
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: is into trap music. She loves an air Mes scarf,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: but I don't really have an air Mes budget. You
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: have to have been in this situation before and must
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: know what I'm up against. I have no doubt in
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: my mind that you'll come up with something really good.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: This is no, I'm not. Perhaps your very agreeable guest
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: can wait in as well. I'll be awaiting your reply.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you for both your time and discernment on this
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: important matter. And that's from Tabitha. Okay, so Tabitha's professor,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: favorite professor. She wants to get them a gift, and
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: all we know about this professors they teach the classics,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: dressed nicely, and they're into trap music. What do we
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: get this person. I've never purchased a professor a gift
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: in college long enough, I stayed in college too long.
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  Speaker 2: And still, obviously you don't need to buy them a book. No.
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  Speaker 2: I imagine that this college professor has all sorts of
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  Speaker 2: books and then but this person doesn't have the money
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  Speaker 2: for this this Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe so maybe just like I don't know t
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  Speaker 3: I's got a new album coming out, but I mean
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  Speaker 3: the fathers of trap music.
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  Speaker 2: I T I C gift car t I C d Well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean maybe the professor's you know, a little bit
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  Speaker 2: older and has a CD player.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that could be.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: That could be true, but it is TI even putting
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  Speaker 2: out CDs is the big question.
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  Speaker 3: I think at that point, you just getting insomnia cookies.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Oh I hate those cookies.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Insomnia. I'm not talking about Crumble, talking about insomnia.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: They're okay. Crumble is not Crumbles disgusting. Yeah, Trumbles one
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: of the worst.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Foods you can And I am a person who loves
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: a sweet me too, and Crumble is not for me.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I think that Crumble has set cookies back. Yeah, the company,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: I'm actively trying to take them out. Insomnia is a
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: last minute I mean it's like a last resort. Okay,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: you know it's like nobody else is open. I'll buy
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: the How do you feel about this?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: A fresh cinnebun? Oh interesting cennebon gift cards? So you
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: can get one that's fresh. So the producer, the producer,
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  Speaker 3: the professor can get one that's fresh.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: And uh, I mean, does the professor have to go
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: to the airport where you get them? All on? These
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: go to the mall? But you say cinabun sinabun? Yeah,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: I do too, but apparently it's cinnabon.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't called it that.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: There's no way, are you kidding me?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Cinnabon.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Cinnabon makes more sense because it rhymes of cinnamon.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm calling it a cinemon.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: But I think that's a nice idea. A little trip
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: to the mall for the professor. Yeah, they can get
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: some shopping. They can buy their own right right, Maybe
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: make a playlist of trap music, yes, send that to them.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Run all right, the new TI, the new TI out right,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: two chains. I hope that's the trap music tap of
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: let's talking about me?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's another genre of music called trap music,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: the British trap music, a curse trap music from the fifties. Yeah,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: get the cinnabun thing. That's a nice No one's expecting
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: that at this point.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: And that Professor garantee, that professor has not had a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: cinebun for a long time.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Right, it's a throwback. I had a cinema a minute
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: time to treat myself. No one goes out of their
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: way to buy themselves a cinebon, so if you're forced to,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: I think that's very nice. Well, we answered the question perfectly.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Enjoy the last year of college or whatever. Tabitham, you
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: played the game pretty well. Thank you. I've got my
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: cologne back in my life. Yes, I wonder if I
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: threw this away, if I would like drive home and
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: then it's sitting on the sholf.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: You can't what if I just disappeared Now that I've
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: finally giving you that.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Business, Carl was a ghost the entire time.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I was a ghost attached to his real treat alone.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: My spirit lives in it.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Carl. I always have such a wonderful time with you.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: It's been amazing.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Thank you for having me listener.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: The podcast is over and I just want to release myself.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: If I need to do some things. I have a
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: very busy schedule. Let me get on with my life.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I love you, goodbye. I said, No Gifts is an
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: exactly right production. Our senior producer is Ellis Nelson, and
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: the show on Instagram. At I said no Gifts, that's
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see the gifts?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: I invit?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Did you hear? Fund a man myself perfectly clear? When
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: you're a guest, Tom, you gotta come to me empty,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: And I said, no gifts, your presences presents and I
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: already had too much stuff, So how do you dare
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: to survey me