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OUTRO: Lack of nudity · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards, loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for Doggies for
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  Speaker 2: to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean great stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Moogie can't talk right now because he's had a mouthful
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  Speaker 2: of chips. We've been given two packets of chips by
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  Speaker 2: the boss weirdly, but I'm not complaining.
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  Speaker 3: Do they taste? Do they taste as good when you
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  Speaker 3: haven't stolen them?
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  Speaker 4: Jas?
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  Speaker 5: No, they don't, actually, because I've noticed you're not really
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  Speaker 5: having that many of them.
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  Speaker 2: No, well, I kind of you know, I had had
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  Speaker 2: a cracker or two on the way in today, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not starving like a normally. But no, they do.
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  Speaker 1: They do taste bitter when you steal them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do, because you put your life on the line,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, for your mates.
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  Speaker 1: So they can have some chips too.
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  Speaker 5: You know how the Breakfast show called us out for
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  Speaker 5: about not me really you guys for making a miss.
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  Speaker 3: Should we respond to that on the radio show?
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  Speaker 4: Mm?
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  Speaker 3: Hm yeah, I think so okay.
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  Speaker 2: Which I find ironic is when I come in here
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  Speaker 2: and there's like sex, coffee cups and shit calling me
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  Speaker 2: a mess.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me, you are a fucking pig.
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  Speaker 1: I am not a peg.
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  Speaker 6: It's spotless on my side of the Every single day
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  Speaker 6: for weeks and months, I would say, you screw up
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  Speaker 6: pieces of paper and you throw it at the glass
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  Speaker 6: and you just leave the paper sitting here on the floor.
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  Speaker 6: So at least two of those a day. We would
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  Speaker 6: constantly tell you to pick them up. Why would it
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  Speaker 6: be two a day, why would it be one? And
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  Speaker 6: you would constantly refuse to do it, and you would
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  Speaker 6: never ever pick them up. So we were forced to
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  Speaker 6: pick up after you so that we wouldn't leave a
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  Speaker 6: mess for the people that come in the next day.
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  Speaker 2: And you did that for months, the point being months
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  Speaker 2: ago when it was the last time you saw.
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  Speaker 6: Me do that, a week more recent than months ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but it wasn't day, well okay, it was every single
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  Speaker 6: day for months. So the idea that you wouldn't do.
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  Speaker 1: It, yeah, but I mean, I'm talking about fill f
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  Speaker 1: on my desk.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're talking about something else. I thought we were
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  Speaker 4: doing about things.
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  Speaker 6: We're doing other things, things that other people have to
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  Speaker 6: pick up on your behalf years.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're talking about fell from the desk.
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  Speaker 6: Well, there was filth over here, including the pubic here,
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  Speaker 6: which was not mine.
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  Speaker 2: That'll be Jerry's because he gets as he gets his
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  Speaker 2: bits out.
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  Speaker 4: That's well.
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  Speaker 6: There was a naked dude in the next time the
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  Speaker 6: other day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that. What was that actually about?
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  Speaker 4: So he got a thousand bucks?
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  Speaker 1: But why was he naked?
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  Speaker 6: If you come in here with a toasted sandwich and
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  Speaker 6: you're naked, you get a thousand bucks.
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  Speaker 3: It's for the naked gun.
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  Speaker 5: Oh right, yeah, yeah, So there's a whole lot of
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  Speaker 5: challenges and basically if you do it and send in
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  Speaker 5: a video blah blah blah, then you and you get.
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  Speaker 3: A thousand bucks. It's really it's a great idea.
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  Speaker 4: It was really good.
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  Speaker 2: It was really I don't know if you guys remember this.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was the Hits. Maybe yeah, Tom Harper
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  Speaker 2: and they oh yeah, and I will make Tom win
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  Speaker 2: across Naked Show show And there was a massive uproar
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 1: Do that.
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  Speaker 3: I can't even remember the content show put him up
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  Speaker 3: to it. He was producing the breakfast shot at the time.
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  Speaker 2: But the really interesting thing about it was people were
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  Speaker 2: furious that he got pressured into doing it, that it
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  Speaker 2: was unacceptable he.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't care about it.
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  Speaker 1: He loved getting his kid off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was I was amazed by the pushback,
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  Speaker 2: and so they there was a thing for a while
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  Speaker 2: like no more nudity in the studios because people are
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  Speaker 2: not people are not happy about it. I was quite
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  Speaker 2: interested to see his naked. But that dude's naked.
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  Speaker 5: But well, the good thing about that is that he's
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  Speaker 5: a random listener who's gone above and beyond for this promo. Right, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean. It's not yeah, I reckon,
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  Speaker 5: that's allg I mean, that's alg.
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  Speaker 3: Back in the.
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  Speaker 5: Nineties and the two thousands, there was a lot of
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  Speaker 5: nudity in studios a h especially on like the Edge
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  Speaker 5: and your madhouses and the wacky stuff to do is
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  Speaker 5: to get people to do stuff naked or you know, I.
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  Speaker 4: Listened to the Rock and there wasn't a nudity on
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  Speaker 4: the thing. Yeah, yeah, Old what's his name there? Roger?
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  Speaker 4: And was that Nick?
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  Speaker 3: Nick? And Roger?
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  Speaker 1: He's been there that long?
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  Speaker 4: Roger the day when twenty nineteen or twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Far out, you must be rich airs man thirty years.
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  Speaker 4: He's doing thirty years, isn't he more? Well more?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure Bloody legend of
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  Speaker 5: the game though. Old nice guy, but well I've been
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  Speaker 5: him few times.
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  Speaker 3: Very nice guy. They all are over there.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually never met rog I've met I've met the
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  Speaker 2: other people from the Rock.
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  Speaker 1: Bryce Smell, yeah, Bryce.
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  Speaker 3: Lovely, got two lovely guys.
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  Speaker 6: And the Jay, but not Dunk, not mal Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah friendly. I've not had a lot to do with that.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to check Dunk.
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  Speaker 5: I tried to check one night after the Radio Awards
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  Speaker 5: because he's into the old ships and I tried to
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  Speaker 5: and he had no time for me whatsoever. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 5: but and like you know, when you get a vibe
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  Speaker 5: that someone just and I haven't had it in a
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  Speaker 5: long time, it's just a vibe that the guy was
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  Speaker 5: like I just conversated sucks. And it could have been
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  Speaker 5: because I was pursed, but I was just like after,
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh man, I just need to find
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  Speaker 5: someone else in the industry that I can talk to
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  Speaker 5: about fucking cars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, And I thought it was her, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, we should.
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  Speaker 4: We should hit them up and get a bit of
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  Speaker 4: cross code content.
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  Speaker 3: Game.
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  Speaker 4: You just find out if he was over kezy.
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  Speaker 1: It was probably quite tedious. If you were pressed interesting,
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  Speaker 1: you should say that.
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  Speaker 2: Because my wife was saying the other night, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and she's going, god, I'm boring, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Was like you, yeah, no, not me. No, she's great
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  Speaker 1: and I am boring.
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  Speaker 2: But in anyway, she said something which made me laugh,
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  Speaker 2: which was you know, sometimes I hear myself talking to
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  Speaker 2: people and telling a story and it's like, what the fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Am I rambling about? You know what I mean? It's
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  Speaker 1: so teeny.
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  Speaker 3: Story was good?
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  Speaker 1: That was top, That was top. Qu I got another
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  Speaker 1: one today? Feels good stuff?
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  Speaker 6: Well we need to save it, yes, because now if no,
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  Speaker 6: I mean save it from today until we get Pegsam
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  Speaker 6: back and we could do stings for it. You see
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  Speaker 6: another classic yarn from Hoody Jays.
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  Speaker 4: I think on those ones because I do just I had.
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  Speaker 6: I have a mate like that who just sort of
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  Speaker 6: tells the you and he gets started, he keeps on going.
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  Speaker 6: At a certain point he sees everybody's face looking at
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  Speaker 6: him and he's like, oh, yeah, this hasn't really got
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  Speaker 6: an ending, and then he finishes it off with our
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  Speaker 6: cool story, Tobes.
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  Speaker 4: He says that.
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  Speaker 7: Cool story, Jason, in fearness, my story did have an
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  Speaker 7: ending where I clubbed a seal to death.
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  Speaker 1: And the keys he said, did you eat it?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Went nah that It was like a.
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  Speaker 5: But what I don't want is for Jase to start
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  Speaker 5: tailoring his cool yarns for the radio. No down the
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  Speaker 5: cool story, Jase, you know, because your stories are really
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  Speaker 5: cool usually Jason, Yeah, yeah, I don't want them to
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  Speaker 5: turn into vanilla radio.
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  Speaker 2: This this, this thing that happened to me actually happened
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  Speaker 2: to be having the weekend, to be honest, As we
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  Speaker 2: were going to the batch. It was the most bizarre thing,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, what the actual fuck?
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  Speaker 1: And my wife and I were sitting in my car
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  Speaker 1: going what do we do about that? That is the
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  Speaker 1: weirdest thing that's happened.
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  Speaker 5: You come in once a week with the weirdest fucking
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  Speaker 5: thing that's happened. And it's like, I've said this before
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  Speaker 5: my wife today in the kitchen. Oh I don't respond
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  Speaker 5: because she fucking does it every day, three times a day.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday, Oh my god, I was like what so oh
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  Speaker 3: it was just a leaf. I thought it was a
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  Speaker 3: rat in the.
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  Speaker 5: Garden and I was just like fucking ten meters away
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  Speaker 5: from you through glass, and you screamed like that.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm numb to it.
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  Speaker 5: So when you say it's the weirdest thing ever, I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: cool a bit, it's just another thing, Like it's just
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  Speaker 5: there was just.
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  Speaker 2: It was just a really stupid thing that happened. And
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  Speaker 2: it was like, I can't fix this.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is ridiculous to fix everything you have noticed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a fixer feeling.
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  Speaker 2: It's like when I hear you, guys, and you know
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  Speaker 2: it's your travels, I just want to jump in there
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  Speaker 2: and sort it out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, was the one you miss this through today?
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  Speaker 1: About my console? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Your console? In my head, I was like, I know
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  Speaker 5: how to pull that apart. I've done that before. But
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  Speaker 5: then I was like, no, I won't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Suffice to say, I snapped the bastard, did you actually?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Fucking up that car? Are you love?
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  Speaker 2: That's got I've got the damage from the mccannon fucked
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  Speaker 2: my console?
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  Speaker 4: Why here we go fix it?
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  Speaker 3: Because what how did you break it?
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  Speaker 1: This is the tremendous story of the radio break.
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  Speaker 2: Possibly, Okay, we'll see we're a bit thin on material today,
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  Speaker 2: so it might have to be I'm looking at the.
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  Speaker 6: Dark another one through guys. Car issues today. Yeah, decide
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  Speaker 6: what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 1: Run with Yeah, but yeah, so how did.
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  Speaker 3: You snap it? What were you doing?
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  Speaker 4: What did your snap?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: So you know how you're in the driver's seat.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a little console there with the gear gear box,
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  Speaker 2: and it's got a two cup holder, and then there's
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  Speaker 2: another little thing there and it's got a lid on it.
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  Speaker 4: The thing that you open up your change Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All that, yeah, all your coffee and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And then when you put your coffee in your drink holder.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what. It's got a couple of drink holders
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  Speaker 1: as well.
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  Speaker 4: They're back here.
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  Speaker 5: You've got a thing that covers over the drinkholders, cover over, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: they cover over.
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  Speaker 3: Because we had the same car.
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  Speaker 1: And so we were just packing up the car to
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  Speaker 1: go to the batch.
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  Speaker 2: I put my phone on top of the cover right
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  Speaker 2: and then I lifted it slightly and my phone slipped.
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  Speaker 3: Down and the gap of the car, the gap.
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  Speaker 2: Of the cover underneath underneath my slapholder and sent a
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  Speaker 2: console and I was like, what the fuck, how do
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  Speaker 2: I get that fucking out? And it was like right
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  Speaker 2: down and my cosh rang the phone. I was like
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  Speaker 2: it was right in the chassis somewhere and I was
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  Speaker 2: a chessis It wasn't that far right, But I should
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  Speaker 2: have yanked it up and managed to get it up
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  Speaker 2: like that, and I could see it, but I couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't reach it because it was in a really
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  Speaker 2: awkward little spot.
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  Speaker 1: And then it went snap, and I went off, Fuck,
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  Speaker 1: there you go. But then I got back. Then I
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  Speaker 1: got my phone out and just pushed it back. She'll
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  Speaker 1: be fine.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't affect the running of the car.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, No, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: But it was so it took like twenty five minutes
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  Speaker 1: to get it out. It was fucking ridiculous.
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  Speaker 5: Did any part of you go like I should google
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  Speaker 5: how to remove singer console?
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  Speaker 1: Well I did remove it.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, the question because what you've done there is
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  Speaker 5: snap About one hundred clips and stuff that were.
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  Speaker 3: Holding it all in Those are all funcks. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's pretty secure in there. Just when I say snap,
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  Speaker 2: it's got a little like that.
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  Speaker 4: The crack is it?
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  Speaker 5: Is it the sort of thing that when you go
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  Speaker 5: to sell it, someone to be able to notice, although
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they will, to be honest, don't tell them,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm keeping that car forever.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's a beast. Hey, listen to the Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: See now we've blowed it for the Bloody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody asked you to tell her.
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  Speaker 3: No, that was a great story. We'll tell it twice.
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  Speaker 5: Hodak