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Club Rules, Tiffany Haddish vs. Amanda Seals, In The Club With Chris Brown & More · What More Can I Say?

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All right, welcome to it, and what can I say? Podcast episode
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Thank you one fifty eight right appreciated. Right has got on red hat like
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I do. I don't know him and xact bullsboming the dresses alike, but
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no they've got he's oh my swag today, So we're gonna take that,
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right, I appreciate it. Hey man, I want your host tong upon.
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Let's go ahead and get right to it and introduce the other members of
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the pods. She's the first lady of the pot. She's the only lady
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of the pot. She's fluffy and five it. Hey, friends, y'all,
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good, yep, okay, good, good to see y'all. Yep.
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Are your glasses prescription? No, I just need to get my lashes
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done. Okay, So when I started looking baldhead about it lashes, I
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have to put some glasses on because that's not cute. So I go see
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my girl Sheena maritamorrow. Okay, she ain't to call it head jewelry,
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oh head for the glass jewelry. Yeah, when he have his ball head
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out, he always got glass, is true. I never even paid attention
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to that. You have. Yeah, you can't be like looking like a
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naked mole rad by the ass. It's just not all right. Let's go
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ahead, get to the funny man of the pot Little bro Zach Boom happening.
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Woo woa whoo a. Y'all feeling whoo boo. I'm feeling good.
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Kendrick got the number one song in the country and not like us, not
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like us. Yeah, yeah, y'all wish you washed his hell now you
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are too. We were all team Drake and I did it and then it
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all went bad. Yeah you know again, I forgot that he's a Gemini
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and we're gonna take it to the extent that we're never gonna stop. Kendrick
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would have never stopped. Yeah, never said he would have never stopped.
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Gemini, would have never let him stop doing something. The fact that he
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went and turned it. I knew what it was the first person to make
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a hit record one, so he won. It is all right. Well,
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let's get to this. It's a reaction from last week spot. I
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got some beef. I need you to give you some insight. Okay,
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So yeah, I said I like big nasty girls. I do you said
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that. I also like small girls. I like pretty women. That's my
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thing. Everybody. I like pretty women. Yes, I like you to
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be a nine or ten, a nasty six, maybe a wild four.
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Never a defective three. Damn defective three? A defective three? What so
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wild four? You gotta be out stressed out to go? Yeah, yeah,
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you don't care. That's like when you really don't care. You know,
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you ain't got no business do. But she's so wild, and so
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you just go. But never a defective three. What do wild threes be
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doing or fours or whatever? Yeah? What do they be doing to you?
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What is it? Wild? Is just you know, I don't want
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to say on the pot because I know something my church people watch on the
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Oh. Yeah, but again, like, not a defective three. What's
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a defective three? I've never heard of defective three? She got a limp
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to the handicap. That's not right. I didn't say she was handicaps.
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She gotta She probably went through one of the top doll cases. Wow,
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came out on the other end alive, God bless her soul. But might
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being a little defected defective three? And wow? That was like, I
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want to know this, Kiki. Why wouldn't men say stuff that women don't
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agree with? They instantly go to your pp size. In the comments,
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he was like, I was saying that. She was like, that sounds
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like little wee wee energy to that, because every every time we do something
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Kiki, women always want to say they want to talk about. Yeah,
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that just shows women say wild stuff to dudes. Well, that's true,
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and then they know that's what you'll respond to. Ah. Yes, that's
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why they said, next time you say something like that, ladies, I'm
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gonna I'm gonna talk about your old saggy B. I'm like, that sounds
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like baggy B energy. You should. That sounds like loose V. You
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should. It sounds like echo V hello Hello Hello, and there and and
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that we talked about y'all, y'all be mad. Outside of it looked like
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Grandma's curtains, like wow, the side of a pit bull mouth like a
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roast roast that looked like so dirty. That's a logo. But we never
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go there with y'all, but y'all to go to our sides. That's true,
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But y'all would most likely do anything with any type of like all the
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vaginas y'all just subscribed. Y'all hit before. It's never gonna stop y'all from
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hitting, So that's probably why y'all don't think to go there. Some women
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won't mess with a love penis so right new y'all because y'all mess with it.
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Be the dudes that y'all been with for five is cheat on you all
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of a sudden. It's small so that I don't sign shame nobody. I
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don't signed shame anybody, So I can't speak for those women. Have you
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ever have you ever got ready to And they're like, you know what that
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that ain't gonna work over here? No, everything is workable. Everything is
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workable, Everything is figure outable. Okay. Everybody has their strengths, so
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you know, and you can't have it all. You know a lot of
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these may be fantasy here. I ain't got nothing going on down there,
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but look, guy can't everything. So yeah, you know. I saw
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a lot of people in the comments speaking on skinny men when we had our
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skinny debate and they were standing up for the skinny Kings. They said where
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they lack weight, they got it in other places. I said, wow,
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so you can't confirmed with than not. I can't either, But I'm
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just saying that's what the lady said. So, and they also agreed that
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it's hard to lay on our chest. Yes, when y'all be moving around
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a lot, I know what y'all be doing, trying to get comfortable.
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The fact talking about lay with the girl and she on my chest, She's
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just moving moving a lot, and I'm like, I know you're trying to
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get comfortable. It's okay. You could just set this little pillow up next
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to it everywhere, and you know you were everywhere. I'm a suffocating you
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know when they get under that are always wait. I'm scared when women first
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sleep with you, even when you cuddle like, I get scared. I
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get scared. I don't know why. That's always been a phobia of mind.
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I got to make sure you good. That's because you're big as a
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little man. I have never been scared of the woman. Was I was
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a little bit I did. But the thing is, let me tell you
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another skinny struggle because I was thinking about it from the pod. It's scary.
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Like let's say you dating a chick, right and she comes spend the
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night, and then she'd be like, you got a T shirt? Now
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you know I ain't got nothing but small and mediums in him? None of
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my T shirts can fit you. So what you do? So every skinny
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man has a drawer of giveaway T shirts that are too big. We keep
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them, not for us, Okay, those to spend the night t shirts.
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Yes, you know the two x they threw at the game, the
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Bulls game that you call. That's going into the drawer because I'm skinny.
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I know you ain't gonna fit my smaller meetia, but I need this two
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X, so I keep those. I never thought about that. That is
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crazy. You got to keep the two eggs. That's how you know,
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Zach mess with big girls all sizes. Yeah, to have a two X
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T shirt drawer got to two x three? What you what? You wear
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shorts too? They be like, you got some shorts and you know you
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got all that ass girl, and what narrow I am? I ain't got
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no shorts to fit you. You're gonna stretch my ship out, not my
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menchell and ness, no you're not. That's when I dated that tall girl
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in college. She put my shoes right on senior girls. Slide of your
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flip flops is crazy. I don't know, ladies, We're not doing that.
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I'm just saying like that's crazy. The whole foot all fit right in
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there, right in. I mean, she was fine as hell. I
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told you this is a thing like I've dated every shape of woman. Do
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you have a drawer of two X T shirts? I wear two eggs,
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so I wear two eggs. So most women can't fit nothing. I've never
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seen a woman that even she was big, she was taller, she couldn't
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fit because I'm wise, you can't. She couldn't fit my clothes. It
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was still baggy on her. It was just you know what you got?
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You over there squinting and make sure. I'm just trying to see if it's
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still giving colonizer of apps, because what I'm not gonna let you do is
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keep playing in our face. Look, we found out who you were the
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last episode. You want to talk about the big feet girls, the tall
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girls, you can go ahead, but just don't be pandering to the big
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girls. Look I not pandering. I love biggers, y'all squishy? Right?
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All right, man, let's go ahead. Get to this man.
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More beef is happening, Man twenty one Savage Metro Bullman. Also you got
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did his son King Comb's and fifty did did any of these strike a chord
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with y'all over this week. Nope, go ahead that. I ain't feel
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no cords truck. I heard the Christian comb song. Well he was this
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and fifty and taking up. Well, y'all know them bars were terrible.
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Now, I do appreciate you standing up for your father. Oh you know
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what I'm saying, and standing up for your family. I honor that,
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and I think that's really dope. But man, those bars were. Yeah,
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they were tough to stomach. They were not No, they got better
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the second verse. I didn't make it to the second verse. Did the
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first verse was the first verse? I was like, Christian, this is
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academics tried to say that it was. He was like this is hard,
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Like stop now. The second verse was better. He got, he got,
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he got in his bag. I thought he should have used a big
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instrumental. What's beef? I was like, you gotta that, that's an
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easy one. Yeah, But I don't think he wanted to really have a
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real beef. I think he wanted to just address some things and get y'all.
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He's telling y'all to pick a side, basically saying, when we get
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out of this, don't come back over here. It's basically what Christian is
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saying. I respect it that. Oh yeah, over here the podcast people
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texting me a fashional boy. Nobody can't say you're not locked and loaded when
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you come in here. Huh, I am so locked and loaded. Christian
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Combs. I like Christian Combs, and so I'm not gonna say anything mean
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about Christian Combs. I respect him standing up of his father. But Christian,
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what you have to be careful about is playing with somebody who don't even
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like their own kids. Fifty. You know, it's like a lot of
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people you could probably stand up to and play games with. Just leep,
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don't fifty. Don't have it all Christian, he not all the way there.
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So you don't play with people who are just not all the way there.
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This man will roast his own child publicly, So what do you think
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he will do to you? Just leave it alone. Don't even your daddy.
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Don't even respond to fifty. And this is why, so don't go
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up that tree. As far as did we get to the other one yet,
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Metro, we talk about that one, Okay, well yeah that's what
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Yeah, yeah, I really met you and Drake. That's nothing. Twenty
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one Savage Base he said that, you know, they'll figure it out.
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We'll let that one slide. The one that was odd that popped up.
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It was another one ladies, Tiffany had it and a man that seals they
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they had a little something. You don't know nothing about that. I do.
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I just don't. I just come on, Kiki Dammage, look you
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are. You always get into the man stuff. As soon as we start
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talking about ladies, you turn into the feminist extraordinary. I don't know if
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I could say something about the ladies as I really do, because it's like
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I really want the best for all black women, all women in general.
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Really. However, Tiffany Hattish just irritates me. She been irritating me since
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then she came out, I've never been a fit and I and I'm like,
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and now it's like every headline and we hear about Tiffany, it's something,
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it's some it's some bs to it. When I'm like to book a
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movie, please do a special open up for somebody. I don't know where
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I don't hear about. I don't, I don't. It's like she's getting
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to d u y. Then she she trying to have kids. Then she
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would come and then she beefing with with this person? Did she? I'm
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sick of you like you're draining me. Name first, I understand, but
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the man of Seals is draining y'all. I told y'all how I felt about
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her last a couple of tiles ago, y'all get on my nerves. Y'all
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doing everything but entertaining me, which is you'all job. I'm not entertaining.
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I'm the black woman. I'm not entertained. I'm irritad So what is it?
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Okay? I'm sorry that. Yeah, I know we did because I
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can't tell a lie. It's y'all irritate? Are you irritated by Tiffany had?
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Is that? No? Not by Tiffany? Amanda Seals irritates me?
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Why why you not irritated by Tiffany. Tiffany's just the comic that's trying to
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make way, you know what I'm saying. I don't know what she did,
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Tokiki. I don't know why. I don't know why she I don't
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know she took man. I don't know what happened. Yeah, it sounds
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like it had it seemed so unproblematic to me. You know, I don't
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know what she has done. You know what a d U. I is
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my business, that's what that's what it is. Started off. The only
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person that gotta blow Okay, ain't gotta blow into this. Okay, I
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don't know what did to you? Okay, Tiffany has to tell jokes to
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huff. She did nothing to kick it. Okay, now a man,
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the seals. It's alway. Everybody did something to her. Everybody is hating
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on her for no reason, kicking her off of shows for no reason,
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don't like her for no reason. When she stands up for herself, they
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just can't take it for some reason. And all she's doing is no,
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no, no, no, that's not true. That's not true. Two
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things can be true. You can really have the fight of the black people's
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fight in your in your mission. Okay. That does not mean that you're
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also not irritating. Okay, you can be both. You can be irritating
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and be fighting for a good cause. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
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Like you can be, But your personality is what's irritating and what may
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rub people the wrong way. For some reason, Tiffany thinks when she gets
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attacked it's because of what she's talking about. It's not because of what you're
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talking about. I mean a man the Seals here, Yeah, Amanda Seals
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think that we that we be like mad because of what she's talking about.
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It because she's being a disruption to the culture. No, No, it's
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you're irritating. That's what's really bothering people. It's not your your cause and
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your mission. We okay with that, but it's just your It just starts
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sounding like NAT's in your Yeah. I just I think Amanda, I don't
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know, looking at it once, she's super smart. I'm a fan.
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I've been following a man that see us for a very long time. I
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always was impressed with her intellect and then being able to merge that with comic
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y and comedy and just it was just a it's a real well rounded situation.
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There was a turn though, there was some happened. I don't know.
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It was something happened with Amanda where it turned where God wasn't as fun
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anymore. It used to be fun, it wasn't as fuss. So I
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don't know, maybe she went through something personally, who knows. I hate
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I hate to see it because I think she's extremely talented, beautiful woman.
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Shed it's just that everybody like it just it just she's mad at everybody.
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And that can happen. I mean, life happens, but like damn mama.
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But you ever think like if you fall out with everybody, you don't
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never you don't never think it's you. I always like it's people that I
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know in my life who always get into it when it's a group of people
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they always got I fell out with him. I fell out with them.
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Yeah, I fell out with them. If you're continuously the person that everybody
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fall out with it's you, Yeah, you gotta quit thinking it's not it's
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everybody else. And for you not to have that, to be that smart
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and unaware is weird to me. Shannon Sharp get into it with Shandon Sharp
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in an interview is almost impossible. I don't think so, because I think
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so kicky, because Shaddon asks pretty much open ended questions. This is not
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like this is not a Charlottemagne interview. This is not like a Joe Buttens
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It's gonna keep digging. This is not like this. It's pretty much hey
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eight, And you can tell sometimes folks ain't know what's going on. They
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handed him them questions. Yeah, and he lets you talk and then he'll
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respond. He's good to responding. Will you look. Just in Amanda's defense,
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sometimes when you're so smart, it's hard to engage with less than smart
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people. Stop that it really no because it is smart lady. I think
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Shannon Sharp is very smart, I think, but I think Amanda is smarter
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than a lot of people. Okay, And I feel like sometimes when you're
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that smart, and you know you're that smart, it's hard for you to
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engage with people who are not on your intellectual level. So you your conversation
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with people makes everybody else feel dumb. It makes you seem argumentative, and
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because you're confronting BS as it comes out a lot of us, because we
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are not as high as intellectual we can have a conversation with anybody and when
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they tell him us BS, we'll just let it roll just for the just
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for the grace of the conversation. But somebody like Amanda, if she sends
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anything that is not correct, she's gonna correct you. And she when I
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watched I watched her Shannon Shop interview and she literally said, as a kindergartener,
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she was correcting the teacher, and that got her in trouble. So
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that's just who she is as a person. So sit across somebody like Shannon,
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you know he ain't did no real homework on you. You know,
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he don't really care what you're talking about. He's not sympathetic to the issues
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you feel like you have. It's hard to sit there and have a conversation
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with him without turning it into an argument against him, because you know he'd
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be sing you kiki. Yes, that is not about I'm not gonna let
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you put that office. Being smart is having social skills you, So it's
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true. So some smart people lack social skills. So I'm not gonna say
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it's because she's so smart. So guess what, it's some smart people with
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social skills that's true and that can figure it out. Obama is probably one
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of the smartest, most charismatic people in the world. And you can sit
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there and talk to anybody. It ain't gonna be like and try to correct
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them every time they talk. Either, you don't have to. You can
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sit your butt down and be quiet. Sometimes, don't see you want the
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black women to sit down. And it's not even that's what it sounds like.
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No, No, that's not what it's about that. Yeah, said
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woman sit down. Jack was keeping a buck. I'm just jumping in because
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you jumped on me last part. I'm just jumping I don't have no passion
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behind it all. Yeah, you want the black woman to sit down.
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No, that's not getting It's not even about being a black woman or not.
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It's just sometimes you gotta know how to deal with people. Having people
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skills is a thing, and I believe, I truly believe during the COVID
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or something, she may have lost that her people skills. It could have
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getten worse. I think it got worse. And the stuff she went through
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with Insecure the show and Ray and all them. Man, I mean could
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it could have definitely happened. She talented hell, But I mean we'll move
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on. No, what's your thoughts on Tiffany Hattish? No, I like
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Tiffany like I like Tiffany. I think I'm gonna grow. I'm gonna go
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with exact what Zach said. I mean, seems like she just tried to
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make it. Uh, she made some mistakes, but those her business.
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You know, you get a duy too famous, to get a duy tif
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too famous, get your ass in the car, get your or leave it,
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leave it parked. Uber Like, that's a that I don't feel sorry
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for people with dy I can't. Back in the day, I understood.
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I understood because you were the guy you get. It's zero point eight.
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You done had three contails. Now you over and that you ain't done nothing.
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You ain't swerving crazy. But now the technicality that broke the law.
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Now you you stuck. But I'm like, yo, like now it's right,
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you know, pretty much like I said, I O, man,
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my Uber bill might be another car payment because you I know, I'm going
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out to have fun. Yeah, and I and I want to not think
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about driving. That's the other part, because when you drive, you gotta
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think, Hey, I'm driving home. I want to make sure I'm straight.
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I know. So when ubert Uber or any ride share and not promote
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Uber, but any ride share, You're like, Yo, I could do
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hot, this night could go. However, as long as I got a
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full battery, I'm out of here. You said it's a car payment.
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About a car payment? What you spend God damn. I'm just saying I
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could pick you up most of the time, when you're ready to come,
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when you're ready to leave the club. I'm getting ready for this church.
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So if you up, I can use a wagon. That's because you're buying
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uber blacks. You got it. You had to buy Uber blacks. When
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you're downtown and you got girls with, you have to I can't get it.
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And then I'm husky. We're not get And I like that when,
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well, that's your problem. How we feel in this car. You walking
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around with a group of women, that's your problem. You gotta go.
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You go, You be by yourself. I meet y'all. There were y'all
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here the next see. I only do that when they try to pull it
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to come where you add it. We all, me and my girls.
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We eating over here, telling what you're doing. I'm in my grandma house
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and the suburbs. That's a rule right there, fellas. Never game.
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I love when we give game on the pod game. If you're ever out
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with if it's if it's a woman in town or anything and she get and
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she calls you to come eat with her and her girls, do not go.
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Never go. Always say I'm gonna catch y' all at the next spot.
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Unless you're ready to pull a pee move, because you're gonna have to
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if you show up you're now you're in a position where you'all to take care
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of everybody as you should, even if you ain't drank nothing, even if
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you just go sit down at the table, you couldn't have had nothing unless
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you're at the very end and they just handed the bills. But if you
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sit there and have ten to fifteen minutes worth of conversation, the bills come
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out. It's on you, all right. I'm gonna tell you all the
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story. I regret doing this talk. It's a story. I regret it,
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and I felt I feel Oh, y'all, ladies, I still feel
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less the player, I said, but I ain't know what was going on,
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and I looked at who the players in the situation made me nervous.
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What so this is this? I'm with Phadri. This is years ago.
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I was with Pa. We go to Kentucky Derby. We pull up,
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Niani hits her, says, hey, we over here at the hotel across
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the street, in the bar eating me. It is her and Michelle and
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somebody else. I forgot it was another famous woman too. Michelle from Desty's
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Child is from here. So they eating, they having a good old time.
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Then it's all type of stuff on this on this table, all type
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of stuff, and I know what the housewives make. And I just went
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to the Kentucky Derby. I bought some nice suits. I knew I had
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to make sure I would pee. I'm I'm budgeted in my head. I
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know what this number is looking like you already we knowing what this number is
23:55
gonna be. So she brought you to the way. They were already.
23:56
We pulled up together. We like, and she's like, Oh, we're
24:00
gonna go meet Ninia and Michelle or whatever. We're going over there. Oh
24:03
cool, all right, so we go. I had met Ninia a couple
24:06
of times by then, and I go, I go, and we walk
24:10
in. I see the table already and they about ready to go. You
24:12
want to drink? Boom the bill comes. I like, I was like,
24:17
uh, there was like eye looked at me. I looked at them.
24:22
I was like, well, yeah, what y'all? I got I
24:23
got it. I got one hundred dollars on the head as a hundred and
24:26
then and then they paid the rest. But I felt nasty for the rest
24:30
of the time. I felt is that when it was over, No,
24:34
that was that what it is over. But let me ask you, did
24:38
you look at the bill or you just say you had a hundred or the
24:41
bill was The bill was a cool six fifty six. How long were you
24:48
there in town? Huh? How long were you there? Uh? Probably
24:52
I had I had one drink. You ordered a drink, Yeah, I
24:56
drink and then everything else was Michelle and Ninie yep. Wouldn't have paid for
25:00
that. I ain't gonna lie. I feel I feel to this day you
25:07
didn't go out like a sucker. Though I feel nasty, though, I
25:10
get it, but you didn't feel. You didn't the fact. Okay,
25:12
here's where you won. You put over You know what I'm saying. They
25:18
know you weren't there long, okay, and you was like here, you
25:22
didn't do a pee move, but you didn't do a week move either.
25:25
You stayed neutral in the middle. The hunting is like, here's a hunted
25:29
on whatever y'all got. You know what I'm saying. I think picked up
25:32
that. I think picked up the whole rest of the bills. I think,
25:34
even if it is the tip I had, I'm responsible for two drinks
25:38
and I gave a hundred, so I gave over. Now the pea thing
25:42
would have been to pay for everything. That would have been player. The
25:45
weak thing would have been how much y'alls? Then you would have been out
25:49
here looking crazy. That's why you go to the other bar and get you
25:52
and phasor drinks, and then you come over that and meet the group.
25:56
Because I'm not past. I didn't enjoy okay, and unless all three of
26:00
us going home together, I'm definitely not paying six hundred and fifty dollars for
26:06
you and them fast. You don't even like them for real fire, So
26:11
ain't no way I would have. I would have been like, maybe what
26:14
you want, okay, I'll be right back. I want to I'm gonna
26:17
close my tap and bring my drinks off her here, so that way,
26:19
I ain't even gotta look at y'all meal because he ain't. Yo. Do
26:22
you feel like I got nothing to do with me? I'm them days are
26:26
trying to look baby, I'm not there. I'm not there. No that
26:32
bothered me. She that said she didn't say anything. Now she didn't say
26:36
nothing. Nobody did act for nobody thank you for the hundred dollars. I
26:41
was like, yeah, they just thank you, but they wasn't like nobody
26:42
was tripping and I think if I remember right, it is a long time
26:45
ago. He paid every ch ass, paid for everybody. She paid for
26:49
the whole thing. So I was just but I it bothered like a true
26:52
sagittarius, That's what it bothered me. I didn't say nothing to know.
26:57
I was like, I kept wondering. I would have looking at me.
27:00
They definitely talked about you. Yeah it did. Yeah, nothing but the
27:03
tip. Yeah, I definitely did, I say, I said, And
27:07
that's why even I made my kid, because the drinks about forty dollars each,
27:14
don't put had a drink, had to drink the rest of the big
27:19
twenty dollars. Yeah he could, except that little hundred dollars. Y'all guarantee
27:26
you where y'all walked the way you need? Text major like, girl,
27:30
well I see you dating the regular man. Girl, You're like, I'm
27:36
regular. He go on, honey on, y'all, No, I get
27:41
I made him honey very reluctantly because I wanted to pay the whole day.
27:45
But I knew that would have through the whole Kentucky Derby rue it out.
27:49
You would have been like, I ain't even hungry, I ain't even know
27:53
what I ain't even I don't even want to go out. I would have
27:56
had to fake sick. No what not. Some had milk in it.
28:02
Let's just stay in, stay in. Yeah, I'm a yah man,
28:08
bro, I'm telling you. I said that was That's probably one of the
28:12
moments I regret. You know, you have moments in your life when you
28:15
you be playing back, you were like, oh, if I could do
28:18
it, that's one of the more it's crazy, and but it did.
28:22
It was a life lesson. That's what I learned about pulling up to women
28:26
when they already eating. I was like, no, I'm not doing that,
28:27
no more. I'm not either. I'm gonna make a decision to go
28:30
in whatever it is. So with me, I mean, it happened to
28:33
me when I was in l A. I was with what our friends A
28:37
Kiddred, I. I was with them, we all hanging out. They
28:41
I know, all of them ladies that got they got money. We know
28:42
Kidred got rich. She rich. And I'm like, okay, but I
28:48
looked at I looked at the menu when you started ordered out the mini,
28:52
I said, oh, I got this, and I watched it. I
28:55
wondered, I wondered, what I'm looking at it all what they ordering.
28:57
I said, oh yeah, we can take care of this. Be nothing.
29:02
So you know what that means? You look like you do the I
29:04
was the players. He saw the menu. He said, thirty five forty
29:07
twenty five eighteen drinks fifty. Oh yeah, I got this. This ain't
29:14
ship. It's gonna be two hundred times. That's it, two hundred times
29:17
two hundred. Ain't nobody greedy and an alcoholic at the table? Way the
29:22
right thing to do. It really is right. And you paid the whole
29:25
and I paid the whole. B I Will walked up, told the told
29:27
the uh the way. They're like, yo, bro, I got it,
29:30
don't worry about it. And then he came back said the bills take
29:33
and I'm not it's a gentleman thing. It's the gentleman thing, that thing
29:37
to do. But I feel like all of us, even women, like
29:40
sometimes when you go out with your rich friends, why do you feel the
29:42
need to try to treat them they're rich? They're rich because they don't they
29:48
don't want it, and you also don't want them to feel like you are
29:52
waiting on them to pay because they rich. I agree with that that,
29:56
like it's good to offer, but like, I just like, you look
30:00
crazy. You look crazy trying to pay nieye Bill, I look crazy.
30:03
You's know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, is completely witchiness, completely
30:10
like quadru watching this. Can y'all please give advice to the broke people?
30:15
What would y'all like us to do in these situations? Because I truly need
30:18
to know. I've been out with like top executives and I'm like, I
30:22
feel like I should offer to pay for this, But in my mind they're
30:26
gonna laugh at me. They know what I make. You know what I'm
30:29
saying. So it's like, what am I supposed to do in these rich
30:32
people situations? I got invited to one of my rich friends' birthday parties.
30:36
She's rich, she has a beautiful life. What can I buy you as
30:38
a gift? You rock Burkins in them bags? What I'm supposed to give
30:49
you? I just learned you can't just walk in the store and by a
30:52
burken bag. Yeah, And then he gonna walk up to me in another
30:56
broken person and say, do y'all know you can't back Burkins in the store?
31:00
Now? Why would I know that? I just don't know what either?
31:02
That would I know that? I figured you knew it because I didn't
31:07
even know. If you see me with a burken, baby, it came
31:11
from the gates, d H. Gates. Maybe overseen see where the gates
31:17
at. The girls be getting to out the labor. Yeah, you see
31:21
me with a Birken. Just know it ain't real. No need to rob
31:23
me, baby. I ain't got nothing in my bucket but my link card
31:26
and my iding lip. That's a lip block. You ain't got to rob
31:32
me somebody. Do y'all know you can't go and there? Why would I
31:34
know that? She made me feel dumb with I thought I was giving some
31:40
information out like I was like, and she looked at me like I did
31:45
I know that? Why near a Birken store? I don't know. I
31:48
just like her mess. But okay, exactly see, why would I ever
31:53
be there. I've ever been in her mad store, not half ones.
31:57
I think it's different, though, Kiki. When you are man and it's
32:00
a woman, you got your average you. Even if the woman is rich
32:05
you, it's still a woman. Like I'm not gonna pick up Kevin hartsbill
32:07
ever. You know what I'm saying, don't give them what we order.
32:10
I'm like keV I know you got it, and I can say that,
32:14
you know what I'm saying. But then if Tiffany had it by it,
32:16
I'm like, hey, I know Tiffany got way more money in me,
32:21
but I gotta go on ahead and be like what you going on it?
32:22
I can I gotta do something because can you have somebody on TV right now
32:28
that I date it right now? At this moment, I wish we could
32:30
point the cameras that camera don't want no what you do it? Don't do
32:36
it, don't do it. Don't do it. That is a secret.
32:37
But what time is it out? No? No, no, no,
32:42
But that person makes a thousand times more than me. Like that's the first
32:47
time I ever got off of someone and she's like, hey, yeah,
32:52
take the elevator up and it let me off into her crib. I was
32:54
like, oh, this is my goodness, this is crazy. Yeah,
32:58
she made way more, but I still we had a we had like an
33:00
agreement. I took care of the little the little stuff, the little stuff.
33:05
So like if it was a dinner, I got dinners. Those was
33:08
cool. That was cool. But like it was like a vacation that was
33:12
crazy. We went somewhere that was crazy. And she knew whatever, she
33:15
gonna put way more on the vacation, and I just pay the stuff while
33:20
we did. She ad pay for the actual vacation because it's out my price
33:24
raise, and yeah we're going to dinners and all of that stuff. So
33:30
it's it's a or like it's been. It was times when we was out.
33:32
It was time where the bill came and it was nuts, like wild
33:37
nuts. She slid me the card like what a player player. I love
33:42
that was a player move. Rich now that that was a player move.
33:45
But then you have your friends, your homies, like I got homies like
33:49
that, like we especially when I early on. You know what we make
33:52
when we first started radio, g right, it's wild. So all my
33:58
boys is in real estate. They in real estate, all of them.
34:00
They making crazy bread. We go somewhere, I'm buying rounds. I'm buying
34:07
the rounds when we out by the pool, rounds on me. You know
34:10
the food. You know, if we all went to let's just say whatever,
34:15
fatburg or in and out. But I'm buying all of them. I
34:16
pay for the food. But then when it's time for the tables, they
34:21
got that, right, they got that. So we all you know your
34:23
some of your rich friends that be be cool with it. But like I
34:27
said, like from Zach's perspective, like Kiki, when you are a dude,
34:30
there is only two choices. You have one choice. You have two
34:34
choices, go and pay or stay your ass at home. Those that's it
34:38
ain't no middle I agree with that. It ain't no man that stay your
34:43
ass at home. And when you are to broke friend, I've been to
34:45
broke friend for so long. I can give you how to do this.
34:47
One thing you need to do is you need to prep the team before you
34:50
go. You got a lot of rich friends. I got a lot of
34:52
rich friends, like a lot. But prep the team. Let the team
34:55
know you broke, right, Okay, Okay, don't don't surprise the rich
35:01
friends with your brokeness. Let them know you broke. You really want them
35:06
at a point where they're begging you to go. Okay, So you need
35:10
to be at the crib. You telling you need to be at the point
35:16
where everybody getting ready, and you'll be like, no, I'm cool.
35:19
I'm gonna stay in y'all, y'all be cool, and then they be like,
35:22
no, come on you, no, no, I'm cool. I'm
35:23
just gonna chill, and they'd be like, bro I got you, all
35:25
right, man, I'll go So then now the tone everybody know you broke
35:30
right. Okay, so your broke friends got you. Now. Second rule,
35:35
your rich friends, your rich friends got you. Do not lean on
35:38
one on the richest friend the most. Spread your brokeness around to the group,
35:45
to the group. Little thing based off income levels. You know what
35:49
I'm saying. You have to spread your brokeness around. You know, okay,
35:52
you know what's it. Ain't took care of you last time y'all ate,
35:53
the last time y'all went out. You ain't gonna go right back to
35:55
him because now you're irritating the hell out of him. Yes, you see
35:59
what I'm saying. Somebody else and let them have your back. And then
36:02
when there are things that you can afford that you can take care of,
36:06
don't look for them. You step up for those cheeseburgers, like you know
36:09
what I'm saying, it's white castle, after the thing, after the club,
36:14
you step up. Guess what's some things that's like service, Like somebody
36:16
gotta drive everybody live. You step up. You know what I'm saying,
36:22
I ain't got no money. I have to do the little things. You
36:25
don't get to be broken, be like, oh, I'm sitting in the
36:29
past your side. You all broke ass in the middle. Now you know
36:32
what you do? Squeeze you be uncomfortable because you're broke. You pib because
36:39
I hate I hate or broke. I broke person with the audacity. I
36:44
hate a broke person with audacity. It drives me nuts. Like you have
36:49
so much audacity with no money? No money? Oh yeah, you fine.
36:53
You think you're gonna leave the line walking into the club. No,
36:57
you're get in the middle because you broke down one Wait a minute, waits
37:02
leading line. You know, as guys, you can't walk in the front
37:08
like you got money or say so in anything that's going on. My god,
37:13
And you don't want to be last because you don't want to be left
37:16
out. You took yourself in the middle right behind the twos with money.
37:27
You need to be the first person they turn around and see who with you.
37:32
You need to be right there. Listen, I know how to survive
37:37
broke. We're not getting no people nerves. That's it. That's once you
37:40
get to the club and then bottles come. Don't take your broke you better
37:44
not get your broke ass hand reaching for a mother. You need to wait
37:47
until they paid off of you soil they passed you to you. And don't
37:52
overdo it. He got into hold that cup, let it go. Don't
38:01
be offering it to people you don't know. You ain't got no money on
38:06
this, and don't. I'm gonna tell you. There's another thing where zag
38:08
Is said that I had to jump in. But it was one of them
38:14
things because it triggered me gee, because I didn't been around where it's the
38:19
broke friend. And they leave, they act like they running everything, They
38:22
running the whole show. Then they want then they just take the bottles.
38:25
Now they like they pimping your bottles. They pimping them. They's like,
38:30
Yo, we got a section. I'm gonna move around. Hey, hey,
38:32
ladies, y'all want something to drink. It's six big ass dudes over
38:38
here, hold fast for you. Invite the ladies over here on the bottles
38:44
that you didn't pay for. Let us let us get to drinking. And
38:47
then we figured out because now you got the it's an art to getting women
38:52
in your section. You got you can't just be invited to see the rookies,
38:57
y'all randomly inviting women in your section. Key moved. You gotta know
39:00
there's bottle rats in the cub, male and female. They're gonna come.
39:06
It's gonna do. I'm gonna tell y'all another story coming in a minute.
39:09
I got another on the way. On the way, I was in radio
39:20
mode podcast. It's sorry, no man, you they pimp your bottles,
39:27
so they gonna go. So now they're in with you. They your boys,
39:30
They got to sec you got the section, y'all. Cool. Now
39:32
what they're gonna do is they seeing women a day like maybe they had girls
39:37
meeting them there, and now they're gonna pull them over and try to have
39:39
them drink out your bottle. You can't be the broke friend and do that.
39:44
That is unacceptable because people looking like yo, and a lot of people
39:47
won't. We're not gonna really front you in front of the chicks. That's
39:51
weak. You're not gonna front you in front of chips. But they everybody
39:53
looking at you like, hey, bro, know they people whispering about you,
39:57
and you see what buddy just did? You don't eat it? Yeah,
39:59
I saw, I saw. And then what you'll notice is you'll start
40:02
getting at least specially with my friends, you'll get boxed out. Them big
40:07
ass dudes will start boxing you away from the table, like standing up.
40:10
Theyre gonna stand in your way. So now you they not tell you couldn't
40:14
get nothing, but you gotta go around them to get the bottle. And
40:19
that gets uncomfortable and they like And then if you say maybe if you go
40:21
to the bottle, they might be like, hey, hold up for a
40:22
second, ge, just hold on real quick, hold her real quick.
40:24
When you get one of those, you're probably about you're doing too much.
40:29
That's why I don't go to the club. It is too much. It's
40:30
a whole nother world out there. It's so many rules and regulations. But
40:36
look, look, look I'm we at a party. Just happened last weekend.
40:42
I'm and they Zach could tell you I've been at night life so long.
40:46
I'm really good at a lot of stuff. I could count the money
40:51
that is being made in that room. I could see where the tables is
40:53
at. I could tell you what's the comp table, what's not? Whereas
40:58
the spenders with who the voters? Ladies? You just I know this is
41:01
my landscape. I know it so I go, we ordered bottles, and
41:08
I know what we gave out. I come back all the game, damn
41:13
bottles gone. Sit those went fast. Yeah, they went fast. I
41:19
know right. These girls, man, they drinking it. It's all like
41:22
it's water. They drinking this like this water. Right, Okay, let
41:30
me look at let me look at me. I'm gonna stand over here for
41:32
a minute because we just ordered another section. To boy, we just ordered
41:36
some more bottles because these bottles were way too fast. Okay, now bottles
41:39
of this is this is I suspect tennessee. Uh this is Hennessy correct,
41:45
yes, yes, and they in champagne, in champagne, so they they
41:51
they ordering it and then we ordered it. Comes back and I watched I
41:59
say, hey, hey, get shots out over here, and get some
42:01
shots out. A dude taps the waitress. It says, hey, uh,
42:13
give the shots too. She's like, oh, okay, no,
42:17
who is no dog? No you didn't know me? Like oh he called
42:24
me cause it was like I basically told everybody. I told the bottle hey,
42:29
the bottle services, gay, give everybody these shots, right, o'tver
42:31
get some shots? And he tapped us and said, yeah, us two
42:35
over here over here, right here, there was a whole nother section,
42:37
whole nother No. Just a dude standing by the section said no, man,
42:44
no, don'm listening to him. Don't listen to none that I said.
42:46
If he say something, ever, don't listen to nothing. No.
42:50
But I listened to me and these two other guys right here, not nobody
42:53
else, because he ain't got nothing to do with this, damn. I
42:58
was just standing at him the hotil like bro. He walked away. I
43:01
said, you just been stilling shots all night, all night and got me
43:06
this would be pretty chicks. You got me giving mild sauce women free alcohol.
43:14
Oh wow, you cannot be a five and get free alcohol. You
43:19
got to come out ready to pay. That's crazy. Bobs don't get free
43:23
alcohol. That so mean unless you get there as a special. That's mean.
43:30
What do you mean? You got at least be a nasty seven.
43:31
You gotta be a nasty six and Nasty sixty because nasty six is a cool.
43:37
So what if you an eight and you got your friend that's a phone
43:40
that you're gonna give it to both. You gotta eat that, but you
43:45
got it like yo, gotta like what mine? I woke up girl,
43:57
y'all are wrong, just like y'all know the ways of the wild. The
44:04
daily world is wild. It is not fair. You out a pretty friend.
44:07
You know that, and you pretty and you funny and you friendly.
44:12
So those they gonna stick you right to the front, get to the front
44:15
because they know they are gonna be able to sit in the sexy, because
44:21
they gonna know they're gonna be able to have a free drink because of you,
44:23
ugly friends. Follow all the broke friend rules I just gave you.
44:28
Ain't ugly friends. This everything I just told you about the broke friend Follow
44:32
all that. You ain't lying, you ain't. That's what you need to
44:36
do. Your ugglands do not need to be in front of the line.
44:37
Come on, girls, you don't want you galloping to the front. You
44:42
ain't gonna give us no drinks, no man, you're gonna mess it up
44:45
for everybody. Get in the middle sandwich between two pretty girls. I hate
44:49
to agree with this, and you know it's true. You know it's true.
44:52
It's not it's not fair. It's not fair when you go I've been
44:57
out with athletes. I'd have been out in it entertainers. You don't try
45:01
to be them. You play the fringe and you catch the fall off because
45:07
they can't have everybody. You can't have everybody. I'm sat at the table
45:12
next to Chris Brown in LA. I'm not finna be I look at Chris
45:17
Brown said, first of all, I won't let y'all know to be Chris
45:22
Brown's a pretty cool life if you're a young dude, if you're a young
45:25
man. It's many people, as many people I've seen in the club that
45:30
try to act like I've heard the rappers be talking like how they sections be
45:35
and how they I ain't gonna lie, man, Chris. Chris sections are
45:39
kind of amazing. I look at I said, you go ahead, young
45:43
boy, and think about a Chris Brown section. I've seen a Chris Brown
45:46
section that had the opportunity to be next to one oh y'alls right next.
45:49
But not only is his section full of the top baddest chicks, the other
45:53
ones are hovering. It's a hovering. It's just like a or you know,
45:58
all the attention it's this way. It's one person everybody's looking at and
46:02
he know it too, so like he know how to play it. Like
46:07
man, Yeah, Chris can leave with anybody he want. He could take
46:10
the whole crew if he wants, you can take the club in the club,
46:14
and you acted distracted, you get the distracted one shots. Hey,
46:16
come in, baby, y'all, Come in, y'all want something to drink?
46:20
I just want And that's all I did. That's all we did.
46:22
We took we took the fringe. It's like it's like cutting the fro.
46:27
Like we just we just we just stemmed off the top. Yeah, you
46:31
ain't paying these no tension, brother, Come on over here, lady,
46:35
y'all. Feet looked like they hurt. Yeah, Chris is Chris. You
46:39
know I'm like skinning too. That's my cousin. Do you think my sex,
46:49
I'm just old cousin. You talking about Chris, damn kicking. You
46:53
got a little different over Chris. He just like the only person I can
46:55
ever see myself doing coke with in the club, you know, like I
47:00
would actually like yeah, because I know you probably know what I mean,
47:12
not to sound like you know, I didn't mean it like that. You're
47:17
not with Chris. I'm on whatever. He looked like he had the best
47:23
time, bro, and he doing quick like I know, I don't want
47:30
to say it, but I know, when you're watching Chris Brown in the
47:31
club, you seeing a few things. That was the only time in my
47:36
life I was like that kind of looked fun, you know, like I
47:39
might give it a both only when Chris Brown. Don't only with Chris Brown.
47:52
Real it just looks I was like, wow, im not saying I
47:55
saw Chris Brown do that. Never did I see that, you know in
47:58
our comedy. I've never seen him do that. But I just feel like,
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if it's anybody to do that with the club, it's Chris Brown.
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Like I'm on whatever because he being like if you I've watched him and that
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he's very tall and like he's so you watching. You could watch hi from
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anywhere in the club. I was not next to him, of course,
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but I was there and I was just watching him, and he like doing
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his own dance moves in his own world. Everybody else is standing around.
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Chris is like really hitting it. I'm like, wow, that looks so
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fun. Whatever I have to or whatever, Yeah, I say too,
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Oh yeah, I would love to be with that. That's how I feel
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about fantast He worse than me. Yeah, So that wasn't even a smooth
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transit. I know he just went straight to fantasia. How you what's going
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on? Whatever you like? Now? How did I get in this?
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Well? I know she's married, and she married. Yeah, y'all look
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dress like I mean that in the most If you mess up, ways possible.
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Yes, if you mess up, let me tell you your husband.
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If you mess up, oh my god, it's a light skinned brother.
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He not up. She is something else. That is crazy. But you
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saw we had chemistry. Yes, we had chemistry with most women. You
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have chemistry with most women, but not all most little let's not act like
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yeah, I'll take that. Yeah, all right, man, let's get
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out of here. Man. Final thoughts. What y'all got? Man,
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y'all crazy. I don't even know what we're talking. I have no but
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the fact that you said you were cocaine it's brown. That's the part.
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I didn't mean that, kid, it's it's all the jokes. It's all
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joke you would do. That's so funny. But please, if you've chopped
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this writer, put that at the end. This is all a joke.
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I'm kidding. I would never do drugs with Chris Brown in the club and
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dance and have a good time. I would never do that. I would
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never do that, but if I did, Oh, anyway, that's it
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for me. I got to fight thoughts Okaya thought it was something I wanted
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to reply to. Somebody said in the comments that was wild that I wanted
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to Was it about you telling people to take their girls to happy hour instead
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of dinner? Yep, that's that's what it was. That's what it was.
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I love it, bro. You know how it's always that one off
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deck comment that you'd be like, what, That's not what I meant.
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I do want to address that. They was like, oh, get girls
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drunk and then try to have sex with them. No, that's not what
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I meant. That's creepy. Happy hour is about the vibe. Let me
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tell you something. What I meant by first date, you do get the
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cooochie quicker. And this is what I meant. When you're talking to a
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girl at dinner about stuff, you talk about serious things, your goals,
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your life, your family, work, that you're sitting here trying to get
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to know her at a serious mode, and now she's looking at you through
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a more serious lens. Nobody talks about unhappy, unhappy things during happy hour.
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Happy hour is a lighter time That's all I mean is that the mood
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is lighter, and now you are looked at as a lighter, fun person
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after leaving her. You know what I'm saying. Then y'all could do dinner
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now, and that ice has been broken. That's what I meant, Because
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dinner you're gonna have to have another dinner. You're gonna have to because she
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ain't loosened up after that first dinner, that first happy hour. She's looser
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just because the experience is looser. So that's what I meant. It's not
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about the jugging down, drinks down the throat, that's weird. Oh okay,
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yeah, But I mean let's put our big girls in big boy pass
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on when men and women go out and they have cocktails together, I mean,
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ladies, all right, never mind, just tell us what you mean.
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Listen, we all y'all know what we want, and it is your
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job, y'all is your job to figure out when and where that's gonna happen.
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Can y'all figure out win and where that's gonna happen. So any man
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that take you out that is not your cousin or uncle or brother, he
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wants that's the only reason he take you out unless they friends like they friends,
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we homies. If I ask you on a date, I meet you
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and say, hey, Keith, let's go on a date. I am
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trying to smash smash you at some point. At some point, however,
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it's on you when it happened. So what I'm gonna do is present you
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with all all of the things make you want to smash me. Maybe it's
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a bunch of gin for you, Yes, and a little cot yeah s
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g Roll. I don't know what you're talking about, Petty on that powder.
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I just know if I just start break dancing against I'm sweating all the
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time. Y'all know what's up? All right? Man? Y'all see,
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I have no thoughts of sharing the poe, washing the pod, enjoying the
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pie. We appreciate you, man, We always say what more can we say?