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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 19th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 1: Listener discretion is advise.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody. Well today
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  Speaker 1: it is June the nineteenth, twenty twenty sixth Today, lut
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  Speaker 1: and gentleman, is Friday. Yeah, I know, we feel the
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  Speaker 1: same way, June team. A lot of people have today
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  Speaker 1: off us. We're out here working, guys. We're out here, Woody.
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  Speaker 1: Great a right, Minace, what up? We got Gina gra
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  Speaker 1: Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy, there's Jeff G.
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  Speaker 1: Morgan's here. We've got Vaughn Dumbass. Tyler bort is here.
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  Speaker 1: Menji is here. It is Friday. It is the Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go. We have joy.
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  Speaker 1: I Well, the goal as always as you get through
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  Speaker 1: this this pesky little part of the day and into
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  Speaker 1: the weekend as quickly as we can fail stories. We
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  Speaker 1: got the dumb Ass Contest, the d u i Q.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be coming up a little bit later on here
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  Speaker 1: in the wood Is Show. Today news headlines, we got
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  Speaker 1: the Birthday's part of birthday, all that stuff. Phones are
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  Speaker 1: open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, you can send
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  Speaker 1: us a text over to two to nine eighty seven
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  Speaker 1: your Friday check in. Tell us who you are in
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  Speaker 1: the way around town, you're listening to the Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 1: What you got going on this weekend? Anything any one
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  Speaker 1: you like to have us mentioned when we get to
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  Speaker 1: your check in, all that info send to us over
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  Speaker 1: to two to nine eight seven. What you got over
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  Speaker 1: their sea beets? What are those?
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  Speaker 4: I've got kind of the special edition the BTS. No, No,
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  Speaker 4: the Death to America. Oh that's right, Death to America BTS.
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  Speaker 5: I know that's what they were going.
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  Speaker 4: Well we did because in today in audio or this
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  Speaker 4: weekend audio, we played that clip of that news anchor.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you made that off color joke, that ethnic joke.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, wells right now, let's go sniff.
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  Speaker 1: The food is right there. And as he opens these up,
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  Speaker 1: it was nice to them that telling everybody know, like
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  Speaker 1: once we left for the day, that they had a
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  Speaker 1: sushi truck shows a lot.
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  Speaker 4: So these are again BTS is the phenomena phenomenal K
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  Speaker 4: pop band. The description they are brown sugar pancake flavored cream.
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  Speaker 4: They are purple, which is BTS's signature color.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, once you switch things up instead of
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  Speaker 1: passing around that way, on, don't passing around this way.
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  Speaker 1: Just just keep it, just keep it interesting. Cookie with
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  Speaker 1: a brown sugar is Jeff, Do you eat this crap
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  Speaker 1: very much?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Crap? What'd you give up? You give up something? Cheese?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, cheesebs browt So I gotta be careful.
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  Speaker 1: What obos is not a fun Friday conversation that the
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  Speaker 1: very potent like the.
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  Speaker 6: Smell is like.
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  Speaker 5: And at least mine says, dear bt s army pancakes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what mine says. Mine's got like a
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  Speaker 1: finger pointing emoji thing like BTS heart oreo, what.
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  Speaker 6: This ain't bad?
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  Speaker 1: Are real good? It's different?
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  Speaker 6: This ain't bad. Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: It reminds me they did another one. I think they
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  Speaker 1: just recycled the flavor and put a different name on it.
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  Speaker 1: It reminds me of one that we've had before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: too ps identical or something else.
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  Speaker 6: It might have been the Selena Gomez Maybe I thank
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  Speaker 6: them joints. This is pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I hate that it's purple and I hate
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  Speaker 1: that it's BTS. But otherwise you had a blindfold on,
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  Speaker 1: like I would never buy it for thayse of the
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  Speaker 1: reasons I would give it only I would need to
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  Speaker 1: hide it like Greg Hide's toilet paper at the storm.
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  Speaker 1: I would want to be seen as a grown man. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is shamefold purchase. Oh and you know what, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know since they're doing a taste drive, you know
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  Speaker 1: what the Gina brought in for us. We had talked about.
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  Speaker 5: These spot these had to grab them.
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  Speaker 1: Dorito's Ultimate Garlic Palm flavor. Wow, garlic and palm. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you guys hold up an oreo and am my color blind?
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  Speaker 1: You would you call that purple? Yeah, it's a light purple.
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  Speaker 1: I would say it. It's gurly purple.
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  Speaker 5: What do you think it is?
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  Speaker 6: Great?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe mine wasn't purple?
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  Speaker 6: Do you think you're.
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  Speaker 1: Greg? Why wouldn't yours be purple? Who would yours be
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  Speaker 1: the only one that wasn't? Sammy's right, It's like a
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  Speaker 1: muted or lavender cream?
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  Speaker 6: Was brown?
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  Speaker 1: Are you colored?
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  Speaker 5: This might be you for the first time?
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  Speaker 1: Color?
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  Speaker 3: Are you?
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  Speaker 1: That looks brown?
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  Speaker 10: To me?
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  Speaker 1: That is prown?
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  Speaker 11: If I do this, it looks purple. That's weird, doesn't
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  Speaker 11: bro putting down on a piece of white paper and
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  Speaker 11: it looks purple?
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  Speaker 1: Scale you give it on a scale one and ten
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  Speaker 1: give it an eight, an eight, Greg nine point five,
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  Speaker 1: nine point five minutes.
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  Speaker 12: I'm going nine, but I probably can't eat a bunch
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  Speaker 12: then I'll get sicked.
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  Speaker 1: What about uc mask chick? Why chick?
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  Speaker 12: Because it has like a really strong.
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  Speaker 1: Too sweet. Yeah, no, it's too strange and half seven
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  Speaker 1: and a half Jeff G nine. I saved the buzz
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  Speaker 1: kill for last. What are you give me? I mean
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  Speaker 1: I have to go with the two? I didn't. I
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  Speaker 1: knew it. I knew It's like I knew. How did
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  Speaker 1: I know?
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  Speaker 13: Really like maple stuffs?
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  Speaker 5: I don't either know, but I do like?
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  Speaker 1: What stuff do you like? Seriously? The list of what
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  Speaker 1: you don't like is way longer than the stuff that
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  Speaker 1: you do like. All right, this is the Dorito Ultimate
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  Speaker 1: Garlic harm.
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  Speaker 6: I'm excited about these because I said the only acceptable
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  Speaker 6: Dorido flavor is not to cheese, and I'm willing to
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  Speaker 6: be wrong with these. Only acceptable Yeah not a cool
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  Speaker 6: ranch person, But there's.
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  Speaker 1: One about them.
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  Speaker 12: That's another one though, cool ranch. I love it, but
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  Speaker 12: I can't very much.
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  Speaker 1: What about the Remember the mountain dew ones we got
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  Speaker 1: from Australia? Yeah, those were god awful. What do you
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  Speaker 1: think because I like though, go ahead and Greg, really good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand how you can like these but not
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  Speaker 1: the Cool Ranch. They taste very similar. I you're going
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  Speaker 1: to say, did you get some Jeff? No, I passed
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  Speaker 1: on these.
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  Speaker 6: You can't pass.
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  Speaker 12: Exactly know your they're like more corn, they're no no no,
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  Speaker 12: but you can taste of corn more really yeah, and
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  Speaker 12: then a dusting of cool Ranch.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely taste the garlic.
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  Speaker 6: That's the palm zing.
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  Speaker 1: You don't do chips? Why'd you pass? Yeah? Usual chips
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  Speaker 1: make me poop? Yeah, a competition who is the weirder pooper?
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  Speaker 1: Like Jemmy or Sammy?
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  Speaker 2: Poop constantly?
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  Speaker 6: It's all I do.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it's Hobby episode episodes all day. Oh you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about like that? What's that stuff they put in chips?
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  Speaker 1: Sea bass a lustra with at.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't a leakage. These are nowhere nearest good as not
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  Speaker 6: to cheese, but they're good.
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  Speaker 1: They're good. I'll give them a I'll give him like
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  Speaker 1: a seven six. I was gonna say, like a high six.
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  Speaker 1: I rounded up to seven. What do you think, Greg?
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  Speaker 1: Like two? Really? Maybe? Even? Really? It does taste identical
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  Speaker 1: to Cool Ranch, And I don't like that. What color
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  Speaker 1: are they greg? I know right, I think they're green, right, purple? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: They just look like a basic They look like just
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  Speaker 1: regular tortilla chips. Yeah, there's no, there's no like powdery.
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  Speaker 1: What you give a menace? I'm gonna go with you
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  Speaker 1: with a seven. So I mean definitely not addictive. There
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  Speaker 1: are some point some point three the garlic and the
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  Speaker 1: part there's there's a mammy that's different. Well now we know,
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  Speaker 1: all right, eighteen seven forty four, So yeah, on the
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  Speaker 1: on the oreo, the bts oreos, and overall a good
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  Speaker 1: review for the Dorito's Ultimate Garlic Palm. Thank you for
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  Speaker 1: bringing those injuries. We are a heavy metal band. I
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  Speaker 1: mean everybody knows that. Wait wait, hold on, wait wait more?
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  Speaker 1: Where am I the Woody Show? I'll tell you where
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  Speaker 1: we are right here as a medico. We out here outside,
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  Speaker 1: we outside. It's Friday. Let's to do we outside? That's
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  Speaker 1: like because we out here was the thing for a while.
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  Speaker 1: The outside, No, we outside was the original? Oh it
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  Speaker 1: is okay, Well I want to make sure I have
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  Speaker 1: it because we inside? Yeah, what's the origin story with inside?
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  Speaker 1: We outside? What's o g we outside? Right? Yeah? So
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  Speaker 1: we outside means we out here. Yeah, we're out having fun. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we out here. It is the Woody Show, Woody greg
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  Speaker 1: manis Gina grab who's got the trending news headlines?
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  Speaker 6: Well, two million people packed the streets in New York
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  Speaker 6: City for the Knicks Championship rate and it was it
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  Speaker 6: was everything we knew it was gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you see all the videos, dude.
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  Speaker 6: There was toe sucking videos that Do you see those
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  Speaker 6: two chicks fighting.
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  Speaker 14: Light?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Almost like, uh, there are two chicks like perched up
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  Speaker 1: on this uh you know, like stop light thing stop
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  Speaker 1: light the post for the holds like the traffic lights
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. One sitting there pushes, throws and grabs the
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  Speaker 1: other throws her off. Now, now big bag girl is
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  Speaker 1: like sitting up there, perched up there, and then the
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  Speaker 1: woman that she tossed off of the perch now comes
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  Speaker 1: back after her, is like grabbing, trying to pull her
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  Speaker 1: down so they could fight, but only only gets a
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  Speaker 1: hold of her pants, pulls her pants down. Chick who's
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  Speaker 1: up there? Big girl starts torking and shaking her booty,
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  Speaker 1: making a clap. Get gets the pants off, gets the
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  Speaker 1: panties down. There's a little kid in Nick's jersey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he saw her cervix. It was like it was all
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  Speaker 1: on display. Dude.
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  Speaker 5: I probably watched that like five times.
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  Speaker 12: This video is so popular that my friend from across
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  Speaker 12: the country called me about it just to make sure
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  Speaker 12: that I saw it.
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  Speaker 6: It was insane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I saw the toe sucking one because
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  Speaker 1: Jeff you posted on.
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  Speaker 2: Your Instagram always down for the feet drama drama are you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I like him, but I'm not like obsessed. I
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  Speaker 1: like him. I like it kept foot Ye, you're not
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  Speaker 1: sucking on toes and stuff? Are you? I'm down? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I have before? Yeah, man, why not?
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  Speaker 13: Why not?
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  Speaker 1: Why? Yeah? Greg? And I don't get it, Like what
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  Speaker 1: the origin story of that? Like, I just don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: If my girl likes it, I'm down, Oh like no,
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  Speaker 1: but but I've tried it and she's never said no. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, I'll keep doing it.
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  Speaker 11: We just don't get looking at a foot and going
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  Speaker 11: oh yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 12: And every time we asked somebody that's into it, they've
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  Speaker 12: they can never give it to a trade answer.
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  Speaker 5: They don't know, they don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Tells she tells me to stop, I'm gonna keep doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, they do you.
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  Speaker 6: Probably the most viral thing that came out of the
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  Speaker 6: parade was that chick that jumped into a structure to
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  Speaker 6: save this guy's life when he was odeing. And so
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  Speaker 6: turns out she was an off duty EMT from New
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  Speaker 6: Jersey and saw the guy, jumped into action, pulled a
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  Speaker 6: narcan out of her leggings, and saved the guy's life.
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  Speaker 6: And of course the funniest part was that after the
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  Speaker 6: guy was revived, he tried to make out with the
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  Speaker 6: woman many many times. Probably still high, Yeah, appreciative. Yeah right, Well,
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  Speaker 6: if you smoke weed, you love guns, we got some
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  Speaker 6: good news for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The Supreme Court ruled that the government cannot ban you
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  Speaker 6: from owning a gun just because you like to smoke weed.
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  Speaker 6: The ruling comes from a case involving this dude in
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  Speaker 6: Texas who was charged with illegally owning a firearm because
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  Speaker 6: he admitted to using marijuana, and the court says marijuana
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  Speaker 6: use alone isn't enough of a reason it takes someone's
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  Speaker 6: gun away. There is a caveat though, if you're a
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  Speaker 6: drug addict or carrying guns while you're high, you can
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  Speaker 6: be arrested, but otherwise be an enthusiast, do you.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'd just say, like, if you're a meth addict,
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  Speaker 12: you shouldn't have a gun or a cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: You should have a gun. But we like whatever, you're.
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  Speaker 6: Gonna forget to use it anyway, you're gonna forget where
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  Speaker 6: you put it, and so much for the crazy defense.
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  Speaker 6: Luigi Bangioni's legal team has withdrawn their plan to use
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  Speaker 6: a psychiatric defense in his murder trial for the twenty
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  Speaker 6: twenty four killing of the United Healthcare CEO. So, like
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  Speaker 6: we talked about, the defense wanted to say that Luigi
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  Speaker 6: was suffering from an extreme emotional disturbance at the time
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  Speaker 6: of the shooting, which could have reduced his murder charge
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  Speaker 6: to a manslaughter charge and lowered a sentence by like
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  Speaker 6: seventy five years.
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  Speaker 1: Not that he would have gotten then, Yeah, but his
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  Speaker 1: lawyers ditched.
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  Speaker 6: That idea after filing that paperwork. So now this means
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  Speaker 6: Luigi won't have to turn over his psych or mental
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  Speaker 6: health records to prosecutors, which apparently was the sticking point.
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  Speaker 1: So there are two different things going on right because
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  Speaker 1: there's the state of New York and then there's also
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  Speaker 1: the federal one. He's screwed on the federal one. Doesn't
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  Speaker 1: even matter what happens in New York. You need to
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  Speaker 1: like relax. This guy's never getting out of everything, never,
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  Speaker 1: nor should he. Yeah, and this is, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: this is not boot looking for the insurance company. That's
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  Speaker 1: just not the way things are done. That's not the
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  Speaker 1: way things are handled.
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  Speaker 5: That's not the wild West.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just don't go, you know, shooting the CEO
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  Speaker 1: because you know you got beef with you know how
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  Speaker 1: insurance works. I hate insurance too. They're not easy to
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  Speaker 1: deal with. I hate it. Anytime you have to get
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: on the phone with those guys, they run around. I've
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  Speaker 1: been trying to get a copy of my own policy
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  Speaker 1: for two weeks. Two weeks and when I call because
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  Speaker 1: they they broke it out. I go through all State.
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  Speaker 1: I have all State, but all State had to broke
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  Speaker 1: her it out because all State doesn't write policies for
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  Speaker 1: homeowners where I live, so they have to broke her
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  Speaker 1: it out to a third party company. I need to
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: get that third party company for this umbrella insurance that
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  Speaker 1: I have, because they need to see it so they can,
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  Speaker 1: you know, for their purposes. Okay, fine, Well, so I
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  Speaker 1: can't get the copy because the record, the agent of
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  Speaker 1: record was somebody else. And so I just called the
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  Speaker 1: company the third party myself. I go, hey, I have
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  Speaker 1: an insurance homeowners policy through you. I would just like
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: to get a copy of that policy. Well, you'll have
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: to go through the agent. We don't deal directly with
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  Speaker 1: the customer. What do you mean you don't deal directly
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  Speaker 1: with the customer. That's the big secret. The policy is
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  Speaker 1: my house. Yeah, well you're gonna have to go through
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  Speaker 1: the through the agency to get that. Now they've been
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  Speaker 1: trying to do it because it's another agent of a
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  Speaker 1: different record. They have to have a piece of paper
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  Speaker 1: that gets transferred and so they can. It's I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to get a copy of the policy and this
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  Speaker 1: is two weeks. God forbid, you have a claim. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I told him. I said, Man, I'd sure hate
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  Speaker 1: to think I ever had a claim, right, And we're
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  Speaker 1: just trying to get a copy of the policy. So
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  Speaker 1: I get it. The person you're talking to you, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: do you hear what you're saying? So I get it. Embarrassed,
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time, you can't just go killing
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  Speaker 1: the CEO dead on the street. Just because you think
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  Speaker 1: he's hot doesn't change anything.
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  Speaker 11: And bad optics for the defense because you're putting out
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  Speaker 11: this argument and then twenty four hours later you're pulling
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  Speaker 11: it back. You're proving that you're just seeing what's stayed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Well, this story out of England is a nightmare come
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  Speaker 6: to life. This three year old kid is in critical
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  Speaker 6: condition after cops say a random dude picked him up
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  Speaker 6: and threw him into a crocodile enclosure.
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  Speaker 13: At the zoo.
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  Speaker 1: See that's what you do, LEEGI, Yeah, you throw his
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  Speaker 1: ass in there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. So investigators say this suspect didn't know the kid
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  Speaker 6: at all. He was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's the story.
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  Speaker 6: Reminder to watch your kid at all times when you're
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  Speaker 6: outing about this guy just randomly picked up this little
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  Speaker 6: kid and threw him into the enclosure.
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  Speaker 15: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Taking these stories that you see people pushing in front
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  Speaker 1: of trains, yeah, just like they don't even know this person,
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  Speaker 1: minding their business and then some rando tries to push
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  Speaker 1: him in front of the train.
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  Speaker 6: People are going more insane every day, Join hermit. Former
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  Speaker 6: President Barack Obama formally opened his Presidential Center in Chicago.
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  Speaker 6: Tons of celebrities came out for it. Bono, John Legend,
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: Christina Aguilera, Mark Anthony any Better. They all took turns
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: on stage. And here's a little of what Obama had
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: to say during his speech.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Do we have that clip?
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: I think so?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Uh no, we had that clip, but we do not.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Have Okay, well they're no, that's okay.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: I'm sure they're expecting a million visitors a million visitors
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: a year at the Presidential Center, which will feature Obama's
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: personal and presidential history.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: There's a question, Yeah, why can't Why does every president
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: have to open up a library? Can't one do like
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: a putt put golf place or like a bowling out
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: like yeah, something else, like how many more library? Our
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: libraries still popping?
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: You know, Well, it's not a library, it's more like
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: a museum. But yeah, it's like personal effects, ye, interactive exhibit.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Never have one.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: I was a member.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I love that stuff.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was pretty interesting of different things come through.
• 18:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like actual pieces of paper that have the actual
• 18:03
  Speaker 11: speech on there with handwritten notes and child like.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't know.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: They open like one of those movie theaters that served
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: dinner or something. Yeah, the Obama Dinner theater.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Although you guys.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Would appreciate you do get to go in air Force
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: one in these and like they're so old school.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: They don't look like modern in any way, depending on
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: when all.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Of them have airplanes, and I don't know if they
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: all do. Oh the one I was a member of
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: the Reagan Library has that they built it around air Force.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's cool, it's cool, but it's so old times.
• 18:36
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but yeah, I mean what he's right, they should
• 18:38
  Speaker 12: make it like slash DMBs or something.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like may get a bar. Well, comedian Carlos Mencia,
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: he sucks at paying his taxes, you guys. He's been
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: arrested in charged with twelve felony counts for failing to
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: file personal and business taxes for six years.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Now, I gotta ask yourself which comedian did that first?
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, getting authorities are saying he failed to report
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: about not nine million dollars in income and he owes
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: more than three hundred thousand in unpaid state taxes. Prosecutors
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: say they send him dozens of warnings. He ignored them all. Well,
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: now he can't ignore it because the arrest is the
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: first of its kind for this newly created La County
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: Business Tax Fraud Unit, which is going after these high
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: earners like celebrities who are avoiding their taxes. And if
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Carlos is convicted, he could face more than a decade
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: in prison along with repayment of taxes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: And I have to just like shout this one out
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: to all the people every time we get around tax
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: season that hit us up and they say, well, you know,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: legally you don't have to pay your tax.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, try it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: And then we all say the same thing, Well, why
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: don't you try it? Out it? Give it a yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: let me know how that goes. Yeah, that is the
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: dumbest thing to go, especially when you're making millions of dollars.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: You're making millions of dollars. It's not you don't have
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: the money to pay the tax. Yeah, right, So you're
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: making millions of dollars, pay the tax, you still have
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: a million shale and enjoy your millionaire lifestyle.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: Willie Nelson and Wesley's snipes. And that's the thing too,
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: because it's like, to me, this is kind of a
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: victimless crime. And he didn't kill anybody, didn't pay his taxes.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: I don't really care.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: But he's also pretty dumb.
• 20:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm gonna I would kind of stick up for
• 20:09
  Speaker 11: him here, Yeah, because okay, seventy eight notices. Okay, fine,
• 20:13
  Speaker 11: so he didn't respond. Right now here we are current day.
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: He is aware of it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Pay them, be done with, move on, move on. Why
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: go to prison, dude? They had the wrong address. I
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: didn't see. I don't check my mail. Well.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: Finally, Woody, Buzz, Lightyear, the whole gang. They're back in
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Toy Story five. As most of us know, and as
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: a lot of us also know, the plot is about
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: kids forgetting, forgetting about their toys because they have tablets
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: now sad. So don't know if you've seen some of
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: these picks online. But Woody is now balding.
• 20:44
  Speaker 13: He has a dad bod.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: And if you're not in the mood for Toy Story character,
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: not me. Yeah right, yeah, I get that drop. Other
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: releases this weekend are the dark action thriller The Death
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: of Robin Hood, which I know nothing about, and this
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: coming of age movie Girls Like Girl Rolls.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: And the Australian horror film Leviticus.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: And that's what's going on, all right, Thank you?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Very much.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I think Morgan wants to put somebody on the Woody
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Show hot scene. She's upset, not like, not actually angry, upset.
• 21:27
  Speaker 13: Well I could get there if this keeps going on.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Is it because I called her a sea by accident
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: when she walked in?
• 21:32
  Speaker 13: No, that was endearing.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Okay that that She's fine?
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: Thank god.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: The beef is with Jeff Garcia. Yeah, it's his first week.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: Welcome that.
• 21:44
  Speaker 13: I hate to bring it up so soon, but Jeff,
• 21:46
  Speaker 13: I love you. You got to stop bringing food in
• 21:49
  Speaker 13: this whole big I've said it, you know.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I haven't complained once, general and kind now I have
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: zero issues with it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 13: But Greg, are you eating it every time?
• 22:02
  Speaker 16: No?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: And you don't have to.
• 22:04
  Speaker 17: You do have to.
• 22:05
  Speaker 13: I just have the willpower.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Just you act like it's not there.
• 22:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's like a methodic, like scratching so bad.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: This is part of your training. Yeah, oh yeah, I
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: mean true. You got to be mensely tough.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: It's like with a dog, which I'm learning now.
• 22:20
  Speaker 13: You have to be like leave it, leave it like
• 22:23
  Speaker 13: you have enough food here already.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah I did, Like, thank you, Jeff, more making us.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Fatter, and there's there's more food coming.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Later on.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Uh, like our friend, our friend Nicole has
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: a hook up somewhere and they're like, oh, they would
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: love to bring you food, and so they're going to
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: bring like I think pizzas and stuff. Pizza. Huh, pizza.
• 22:44
  Speaker 13: It's not healthy. That's my problem.
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: I mean, it's a you problem. Really, this whole thing
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: is not do with me. It's a problem because you
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: have no self control.
• 22:51
  Speaker 13: It is a problem, but I'm dragging.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not apologizing it a little bit hoogging out Morgan. Yeah,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: it's hard not to.
• 22:58
  Speaker 12: That's that's the I You were gonna get upset with him,
• 23:01
  Speaker 12: like he was calling you Sammy constantly because he calls
• 23:05
  Speaker 12: Sammy Morgan all the.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Time getting equated. Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: One of these things you brought today, they're like these
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: giant croissants and they're like churo croissants, croissants from portals.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: They're true dusted.
• 23:20
  Speaker 13: It's so good.
• 23:23
  Speaker 18: I don't know.
• 23:24
  Speaker 13: And there's like fifty of them to.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Dusted for self control.
• 23:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, working and eyther Way, for the record, I only
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: brought stuff one day this week two days, hy No.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: This week this week was only one day.
• 23:37
  Speaker 13: Are you sure?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:39
  Speaker 13: I swear you brought donuts like two days ago, so.
• 23:42
  Speaker 18: You're dreaming about it. You got punched in the head
• 23:44
  Speaker 18: to him, there were donuts last week, I think, Okay, yeah,
• 23:48
  Speaker 18: but then I saw you big back in and getting
• 23:50
  Speaker 18: some sushi too. Okay that Jeff didn't bring that in.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: And that's not exactly junk food.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 23:57
  Speaker 13: And that's why I'm saying, Jeff, we have enough food here.
• 23:59
  Speaker 13: You don't have to keep brain stuff. No back Fridays.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: But at least, look, he's not pretending it's help.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: If anybody decides they want to bring something in, they
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: can bring something in. Yeah, it doesn't mean you have
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: to eat it. Jeff's just being nice if somebody else
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: wanted to bring something in. Every once in a while,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass will bring in like some new some random
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: frozen and he used the illegal office oven to do
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: it that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but he usually doesn't share with everybody he does.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Should I take this forty two bag of chips thing
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: home because we could use them?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:31
  Speaker 13: Take all.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: See, Morgan doesn't want any of this stuff here.
• 24:34
  Speaker 13: That's the thing. I know this is a hot take,
• 24:35
  Speaker 13: and I know it's Morgan in charge.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: I don't know she's acting like Morgan. Yeah, yeah, screw you, Morgan.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I just don't eat it. That's all Morgan does need.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Morgan does need help, I guess in many ways, but like, no,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: she actually does need the listener's help on this.
• 24:53
  Speaker 13: Oh yes, I really do.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 13: So I just switched my car insurance to save some bucks,
• 24:58
  Speaker 13: right everything through, They take the payment and everything, of course,
• 25:02
  Speaker 13: and then I get an email saying, oh, just kidding,
• 25:04
  Speaker 13: your license and license isn't valid?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: What your driver's license is in valid? Correct? And I'm
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: why you likeding tickets? No, not at all.
• 25:13
  Speaker 13: And I've paid the registration all that's up to date.
• 25:15
  Speaker 13: But I failed my smog test. Oh yeah, like ten
• 25:20
  Speaker 13: months ago. And there's nothing wrong with my car. It's
• 25:25
  Speaker 13: not even that old. It's a twenty seventeen great car,
• 25:28
  Speaker 13: Toyota Camri.
• 25:29
  Speaker 12: There's definitely places you can take it where it passes.
• 25:32
  Speaker 13: Okay, send me those addresses please.
• 25:34
  Speaker 19: But did they tell you what was wrong with your
• 25:36
  Speaker 19: car and why it didn't pass smog? They must have
• 25:38
  Speaker 19: told you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 13: Yeah, they gave me this whole printed out list and
• 25:40
  Speaker 13: said you need to spend all this money for these
• 25:42
  Speaker 13: new parts. And I bought the part, took it to
• 25:44
  Speaker 13: another shop, and the guy was like, you don't need that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 13: Oh no, He's like, maybe it's just a gas cap thing,
• 25:49
  Speaker 13: because apparently that's a common Yeah, that is trigger it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but your dad's a mechanic, aren't you calling them to.
• 25:55
  Speaker 13: Be like, hey, I'm thirty one years old. Oh crap,
• 25:58
  Speaker 13: I'm thirty two. Yeah, he's gonna help me.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: With that, Like I'm gonna know nobody advice.
• 26:03
  Speaker 13: Hold on, he's on the other side of the country.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Hold on. I got to tell you something. My daughter's fourteen.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: When she's forty four, and she calls me needing some
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: kind of like anything like that, I would be so
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: psyched that she even thought to ask. Yeah. Yeah, especially
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: in the context he's like dad's dad's like to be
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: wanted to tell you where to take it, what to
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: before you get this smag test.
• 26:25
  Speaker 11: I remember this with my old car. You would put
• 26:28
  Speaker 11: some fuel injector cleaner into the gas cap and then
• 26:30
  Speaker 11: make sure you drive for about thirty minutes and go
• 26:33
  Speaker 11: straight to the smog place after you've been driving for
• 26:36
  Speaker 11: a while, and then apparently it passes.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: That seems shady and awesome.
• 26:39
  Speaker 13: When I got my oil changed recently, they told me
• 26:41
  Speaker 13: to do that, and they told me to put the
• 26:43
  Speaker 13: premium gas in there, like pay extra and that'll do it.
• 26:46
  Speaker 13: But my check engine I won't turn off. It just keeps.
• 26:49
  Speaker 19: Oh, then you can't pass. If the check engine light
• 26:51
  Speaker 19: is on, you will not pass.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah is that right?
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, shall not pass.
• 26:55
  Speaker 13: And then they clear the codes. It goes away. Boom,
• 26:57
  Speaker 13: it's back.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's say thing.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Haven't me.
• 27:00
  Speaker 19: You're gonna have to pay it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 13: Whatever it is that fixed, you have to fix it,
• 27:05
  Speaker 13: not my reality. I don't know how much it is.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: He gave you the print out.
• 27:08
  Speaker 13: Oh that was ten months ago. I think it was
• 27:11
  Speaker 13: like almost fifteen hundred dollars.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: That's fifteen months ago money. I'll just do what my
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: friend did and lose the car. Oh you're just paid off.
• 27:20
  Speaker 12: Well your insurance, Yeah, you don't have insurance now right.
• 27:23
  Speaker 13: Well, they said I have to a certain date to
• 27:25
  Speaker 13: prove that I'm legit.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: So you just basically need a friend who will do it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: There's got to be.
• 27:32
  Speaker 19: It'll still pop up though, because there's certain equipment. Let's
• 27:36
  Speaker 19: say even her stuff's not working, the monitor and the
• 27:39
  Speaker 19: check engine light doesn't come on. For that, they have
• 27:42
  Speaker 19: tools that they use to check your system.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: And they'll know who does ew.
• 27:46
  Speaker 13: The smock check people.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, but the smock check people is like the
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: local mechanic, right, you can find you can find a
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: mechanic who will take a couple extra bucks. That's what you.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Are, your friend.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: On the inside, she's wanting.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: She's wanting somebody who takes the special coupon.
• 28:03
  Speaker 13: Yes, I got you exact cash in hand coupon.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not fifteen hundred dollars. Actually fix it and do
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: all the things like maybe I don't take a couple
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: hundred bucks on the side.
• 28:13
  Speaker 13: Yes, maybe a pair of socks if you want, I'm
• 28:17
  Speaker 13: to add to the pile.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: That's what she's looking for. Someone says for the check
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: engine light to get to turn off. Park down the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: street from the smog check place. Unplug your battery for
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: a couple of minutes so it resets the computer. Put
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: your battery back, plug it in, you know, drive it
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: over there immediately, it says, works for me every time.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: All you have to do is unplug it and plug
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: it again.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: You're like a computer. Yeah, and there's a couple of
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: people hitting us up with specific names of places and
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: who to ask for. Ask for a Nino or John.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: So much.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: That's the ticket right there, that's what it is.
• 28:58
  Speaker 13: And yeah, it's taking me a while to find it.
• 29:00
  Speaker 13: I knew I would find somebody.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: You're gonna be okay.
• 29:03
  Speaker 12: Usually one of those gas stations that also sells chicken too,
• 29:06
  Speaker 12: so you can probably have.
• 29:08
  Speaker 13: Protein.
• 29:09
  Speaker 11: It's number Morgan. It's always something, you know. That's the reality.
• 29:13
  Speaker 11: So you're not her reality is it's always something.
• 29:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I blocked this out of my reality for a while.
• 29:18
  Speaker 13: That it's come back, Morganese.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: To find out what the check engine light is for,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: go to AutoZone. They'll pull the code for free, and
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: then you'll know what needs to be fixed. I guess
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: if you go to the place that can fix all
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: the stuff, they're going to tell you everything needs to
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: be fixed.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: And he knew this.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: You need knew that because they're going to just try
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: to run up the bill because they're trying to make
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: some money. Whereasf you bring it to a place like AutoZone,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you know that. Yeah they want to sell you parts,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: but they're not doing the work right, you know.
• 29:47
  Speaker 19: So yeah I did that when when my car need
• 29:50
  Speaker 19: to be small checked and they told me I needed
• 29:51
  Speaker 19: all this work done, and I also didn't want to
• 29:53
  Speaker 19: do it. I went to AutoZone and they give you
• 29:55
  Speaker 19: a little thing. You plug it into your car and
• 29:57
  Speaker 19: it runs the whole thing. And so you just cross
• 29:58
  Speaker 19: cross reference it with what cross reference?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Anybody's gonna do that work. This is what you do
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a few places around town that will pass you for
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: an extra one hundred dollars. I had to do this
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: once for an old car. There's there, there are those places.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: She's I guess just looking for that. She doesn't want
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: to do it the right way, Sammy, cross reference and
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: break out the spreadsheet, the owner's manual.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Look through.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, plug it into AI. See what it says, how
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: to fix it to a couple of YouTube tutorials and
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: get under there. And you need the right tool to
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: open this thing up so you can pull that filter.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Af that what a tune out.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: There's a run. Will follow up on Morgan situation where
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: her license is suspended insurance but she said that her license.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: They can't do it because her license is suspended. She
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: did initially say there was with her life. So your
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: license was suspended. That's what they told you. Like you
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: couldn't because the license or something.
• 30:57
  Speaker 13: I don't think it's suspended, says it's not valid.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Not doubt.
• 31:00
  Speaker 13: What's the difference, linse Plate, No, I think it's licensing.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, license is not valid because of this smog check situation. Anyway,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: she's trying to figure out how to do it for
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: the not fifteen hundred dollars that the mechanic told her,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: because the mechanics is obviously just trying to run it up.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Say oil change. They tell you you need a new engine,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: so you could you could bring it to the places
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: that accept the special coupon, like, you know, flow them
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: one hundred bucks and you know they'll just you know,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: sign off on whatever thing. This one said, Morgan, this
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: is from a mechanic. Go get scanned AutoZone for free.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: That's what we had heard before the break. Probably an
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: O two censor or even as simple as a bad
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: gas cap. Fix the problem. And after the code is cleared,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: you got to drive one hundred miles to clear the
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: computer because otherwise they will see uh, they'll see it
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: when they.
• 31:46
  Speaker 12: Hook up to your car again, or if you go
• 31:48
  Speaker 12: to one of these special places. I'm sure they can
• 31:51
  Speaker 12: look past that.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: But what I hate you in the beginning, but I
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: hate to ruin the fun and I think this is
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: maybe what Sammy was saying too, is that you'll absolutely
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: put a band aid on it, but it's still the car.
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: We don't want the car to explode on you, right, explode.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I think driving around Cuba nineteen fifties Jalopies cars, it's
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: like sevent when something else goes on, Like it's like
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: this smog thing is not going to just all of
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: a sudden, like whatever's causing the smog thing is not
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: going to make the car not work.
• 32:20
  Speaker 12: It will, yes, encourage her. We try to have an
• 32:24
  Speaker 12: intervention with Vaughan and say, look, dude, if you don't
• 32:27
  Speaker 12: take care of like issues with your car now, it's
• 32:29
  Speaker 12: just going to change the oil.
• 32:31
  Speaker 13: It's just going to I take good care of the
• 32:33
  Speaker 13: car other than the dent in the back.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she changed the oil.
• 32:39
  Speaker 13: Always on time, yeah, always pay registration on time, tickets all.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: This is a smog check. This is just like one
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: of those things clean air, where the state has decided
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: that we're not going to pollute. Yeah, and you know
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: what polluteute.
• 32:53
  Speaker 19: Checking the diagnostics of your car, so like what mine
• 32:56
  Speaker 19: didn't pass? Smog if I didn't get it fixed, my
• 32:59
  Speaker 19: engine was overheating and it would have broken the engine,
• 33:02
  Speaker 19: which would have been way more expensive.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: If they told Sammy.
• 33:05
  Speaker 19: But I also did the diagnostics at AutoZone, and I
• 33:08
  Speaker 19: also talked to my dad who's in the car business,
• 33:10
  Speaker 19: and everyone said, yes, fix it now, because you're gonna
• 33:12
  Speaker 19: end up paying so much more later when something happens
• 33:15
  Speaker 19: to your car.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: And that's be honest. Yeah, did your dad take care
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: of it? No?
• 33:20
  Speaker 13: Did my dad take care of it? No, my dad
• 33:22
  Speaker 13: doesn't live near me.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: What does that matter?
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: He didn't You mean he didn't send you a check.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't say bring it in and he took
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: care of it. No, why do you act like that's
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: such a surprising question. We just tested Priva near him.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Like you find out it's twelve hundred bucks.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: They're more high there found out there's twelve hundred bucks,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: and dads like send their check.
• 33:41
  Speaker 12: For twelve hundred bucks exactly. They want to know if
• 33:43
  Speaker 12: he paid for the Yeah, fix.
• 33:44
  Speaker 19: My dad has not paid a bill for me since
• 33:47
  Speaker 19: I was like twenty three years old. Like, I don't know, Like, yes,
• 33:51
  Speaker 19: I grew up privileged.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, if I needed.
• 33:53
  Speaker 19: If I needed something, they would give it to me.
• 33:55
  Speaker 19: But I haven't had my parents pay a bill since
• 33:57
  Speaker 19: I was twenty, this childhood thing.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Right, Don't act like it's a crazy question. Guys, he
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: pays your rent.
• 34:04
  Speaker 12: That's crazy lucky, Yeah, right, crazy, he can if he wants.
• 34:09
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• 34:27
  Speaker 1: for the police to got a call from some people
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: at a gas station about this woman who was unresponsive
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: in the parking lot. Well, right they arrived, they saw
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: the woman slumped over and her super sweet Ford F
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: one fifty pick him up truck. She was later identified
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: as forty six year old Amanda Nicole Johnson. First of
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: all Johnson, and she was out, but even being out,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: she did have a cigarette still in her hand. They
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: walk her up. I'm so cozy, they questioned her because
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: you know, clearly something's up. They searched her and she
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: guesses what she had in her pocket? Miniature those little
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: airplane booths, mini bottles. Oh, crack narcands so she can
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: save other people, all right, While they searched her and
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: they found a bag of meth. Now, at that point,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the officer read her her rights, which she waved, you
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: know that we might right to remain silent, but have
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: been pretty good because she wanted to talk about this.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: So they asked her about the myth, which she tried
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to claim wasn't hers, and he guesses how she tried
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: to explain that many excuse generators are not my pants. Yeah,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: that's usually the good too. I'm not wearing my pants.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You guys are good. She told them the pants that
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: she were that she was wearing were not hers.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: I mean happens all the time.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, not that the excuse would have worked in
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the first place. But it turned out those were the
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: same pants she had just worn at work for the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: entire twelve hour shift. And there's plenty of pictures and
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: video of that, I guess. So she was arrested taking
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: the jail. Here's her mug shot, and just based on
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: the mump shot, I believe the meth was hers.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: She's actively ishing herself in smiling.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well there we go. That is from a Sweetwater
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Tennessee forty six year old Amanda Nicole Johnson, who was
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: found at the gas station passed out in her pickup
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: truck with a cigarette in her hand and a bag
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: of meth in the pocket of some pants that she
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: claims were not hers. And that is today's red Nick.
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  Speaker 1: can never go wrong. But then somewhere along the line
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  Speaker 14: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that was good. Oh it was because maybe Mena
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  Speaker 1: shifted over to a different microphone and now changed the
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• 38:59
  Speaker 1: you've seen something about this one already. It's been shown
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: up everywhere. But Greg, I would be remiss if I
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: didn't That's one of Greg's favorite words. I would remiss
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: if I didn't throw it into the fails. This couple
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: in Florida was going through IVF finally got the kid
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: that they wanted, which they'll probably end up regretting. They'll
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: be like, why did we ever want this? We paid
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: for this, damn it. But when the baby popped out,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: clearly something was wrong. Mom and dad white af that
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: baby be brown. Oh yeah, here's the picture. I mean, hmm, yeah,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: sometimes that's not even close. Yeah. Mom kind of looks
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: like Steve Bishemi's character Randall and Monsters, inc. The way
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: her eyes bulge out. She does. She does, I know,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: like if they were going to do like a live
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: action version, like they could put her in paint, she
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: could be Randall anyway. Uh, there was an embryo mix
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: up at the IVF place, and this kid was in
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: no way genetically related to them. The Honky couple decided
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: they still wanted to keep and raise the kid themselves,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: so they made an agreement with the biological parents. They're
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: also using that same attorney to sue the IVF company
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: and the doctor responsible for the mix up. Sales. But
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: what do you do.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: It's like, this is your baby and you love it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 12: And I guess because you carried it your baby, now
• 40:23
  Speaker 12: you share the baby or something.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of your baby your baby. No,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: it's kind of your baby. You were the vessel. You
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: were the vessel. But it's it's not your genetic makeup
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: clearly right, you know, So it's not your baby. It's
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: a baby.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: I would imagine you'd feel incredibly bonded to it.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah that part, sure, Yeah, you did all the
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: hard part right exactly. Here's one from Florida with this
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: dude had just posted bail. Fresh out of jail, he
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: walks to the front doors of the police station and
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: realized that, uh, and don't have a ride. So he
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: called a cab. Kidding, you didn't do that. He called
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: a friend. Friend comes and picks him up. Oh wait, no,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: he didn't do that either. Took a look around the
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: parking lot, saw an SUV sitting there with the keys
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: in it, which I never understand. Why people do that?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Why it took that? He says, it's a sign from God,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: and so he took it. And besides God watching over,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: so were the cops. They saw the whole thing go down.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: They tried to stop them. He ended up leading them
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: on a high speed chase. They eventually got him, stopped him,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: and took them directly back to failed jail, no sail,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: right back where you started. Yeah there's another guy too,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: this one Canada. The cops, they were out on patrol.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: They noticed this truck just driving all crazy. So they
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: followed the truck into a parking lot, ran the license plate,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: and what do you know, the truck was stolen. But
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: it gets better. Guess where he was going to court
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: to meet his probation officer. Idiot stole a car to
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: go meet your probation officer.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: In a way, I kind of respected I'm going.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: They'll never suspect I came here and stolen are anyway,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: he was arrested and he's back in failed jailed, And
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: here is one of my favorites because it is just
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent avoidable. You see people that do this
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: and go why why would you do that? It's an
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: international story out of Yemen wherever the hell that is
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: h This dude nickname the spider Man of Yemen, and
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: he got that nickname from doing these dangerous climbs around
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: the region due those are so addictive to watch. And
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: for his most recent stunt, he attempted to climb the
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: steep walls of a volcanic center. So this volcano giant
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: center is a big like a rocky river below.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: In the whole thingide.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: And yeah, as with most of his stunts, he wasn't
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: wearing any kind of safety equipment. He lost his grip,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: he felt four hundred feet straight down into the crater.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: He did. Rescuers eventually recovered his body. Why did you
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: watch that climber dude who climbed that tower? Yes, yeah,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: oh my god, that was so good. But why for money?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: So it's so scared. It's like you talk about like,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: you know, how did you even realize that you like
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: feet or that you were going to do this? You know,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: like what made you say I'm gonna I'm gonna start
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: climbing one hundred story buildings with absolutely no apparatus, no nothing,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: And then what like you say, you do it? Now,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: give it? You gotta get out, get you down, get it.
• 43:23
  Speaker 11: Well that's and what if you're halfway and you realize,
• 43:26
  Speaker 11: oh man, I don't have the strength.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: This is a terrible idea. The ones that make me
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: like physically ill, like make me dizzy are those dumb
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: kids that go like to those top of those towers
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: on the building.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: But the gold it makes me feel like I'm going
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: to pass out.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I kind of want to do that.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: Oh god.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Other people that ride mountain bikes right on top of
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: her super thin like I don't know what they call that,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: but yeah, it doesn't look in the paths any wider
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: than the tire. No, what are you doing so hard
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: to watch?
• 43:52
  Speaker 12: But you can't not watch if you didn't have the climate,
• 43:55
  Speaker 12: would you go to a top of the building like
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: you want it?
• 43:58
  Speaker 11: I don't even like being in I had the top
• 44:00
  Speaker 11: of the building, I look it out the window.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I did something similar when I worked in New York.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I think I told you this story. The engineer and
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: the program director, they were working on some of the
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: audio processing. So taking the raw sound of whatever you're playing,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: whatever music or whatever, it sends it through these pieces
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: of equipment, and it just makes it sound bigger and brighter.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: And it's why songs sound different over the radio than
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: they do if you just play it like out of
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: your phone or something. Right the processing, So they were
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: doing this and then making the adjustments, and I was
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: with the program director and the engineers and going to
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: different places like in New Jersey now to Long Island
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: and New York City like whatever, and testing and seeing
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: how it sounded in different areas well. The transmitter was
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: on top of the Empire State Building, so that night,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: after everything was done, we had tweaked it all, and
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: we spent hours tweaking the whole thing in. Everybody met
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: back up at the transmitter site and we got to
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: climb this like ladder and there's like a submarine looking
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: hatch thing where you spin the thing and it flipped
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: open and when you stick your head out of there,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: you are on top of the spire, like right at
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: the base of the spire of the Empire State Building
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: where all the radio antennas and stuff were up on it.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: And so yeah, they say, climb up there and push
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: the lid open and then just stick your head out.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: And you stick your head out and you're literally on
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: top of the world. It's crazy.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: You didn't puke all over them?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: No, it was awesome because my body's inside the I
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, I didn't get out and just stand up. Yeah,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: but you go to the very top and then you
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: climb this thing from the room that's at the very top,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: and then you climb up that like almost like get
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: into an attict kind of thing, and then when you
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: flip this thing open, that's you're the It's cool.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: It was. It was. It was at night, it's all
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: the lights and Manhattan. It was. It was. It was
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: really cool. You want to.
• 45:43
  Speaker 11: Did I watch I'm addicted to Million Dollar Listing New
• 45:46
  Speaker 11: York and Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, And on the
• 45:49
  Speaker 11: New York episodes, they're buying these penthouses.
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, they're like one hundred million, couldn't and and
• 45:54
  Speaker 12: some of.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Them have balconies. I'm thinking who would go out.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: There and see clouds.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: This is how old I am. I was on the
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: top of the World Trade Center on the roof and yeah,
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: I was like, you know what a stiff wind and
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: I could just be off of this thing, like I
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: don't recommend it.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Greg, Oh cool, We're going to take a quick break.
• 46:13
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  Speaker 1: and girls, please welcome to the studio. Oh good, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Coy, is.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I've here? I'm here, man, I'm good.
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: I told Sammy, I don't know how you guys do it,
• 47:06
  Speaker 8: And I know I say that every single time. But
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: I really don't know how you do it. So you
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: guys are a special breed of people. I think here's
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: the humanoids or something.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Just the schedule or yeah, man, I like to tell
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: a regular person, and I'm sorry, we are considered to
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: be regular.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Yet early you get up at two that's dumb. Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: that's really dumb. You you better be going to the
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: airport to go on vacation. Yeah, and then in early
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: flight so you can maximize your vacation times. That's true.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Weird.
• 47:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I don't know how you guys do it.
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: So I tip my hat off to you guys. But
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: to tell me that you know the four or five
• 47:40
  Speaker 8: is open, it it's a straight shot on the four
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: or five yea, yeah, man, everything is open at two am.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: This is a pretty dumb job. Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: No, no, if I didn't say anything about being dumb,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: you did that.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: No, No, I I am doing that. It is like
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: silly because you go like, man, you must be getting
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: up super early to do something really important. That's not
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: a cancer. Yeah yeah, no no, no, not not not
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: at all, not really.
• 48:11
  Speaker 16: No.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Well Joekoy is here, uh you know, a comedian movie star. Uh,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: He's done so many things. He just author he has
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: his hands and feet in the cement at the Chinese
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Theater in Hollywood. He's a big deal, guys, and for
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: him to take this kind of time out for us,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: that must mean he has something to promote.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: That's not even cool.
• 48:39
  Speaker 17: Wow.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, but you know you actually do have something
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: you want to talk to Actually, no, no, no, So
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: tell me tell me about the show. So it's a
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: new comedy series with Martin Lawrence. It's called Past the Mic.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I saw you posted about, but like, what is what
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: is it exactly?
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: It's just a showcase. And I told him I don't
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: want to do. Look, one thing I want to do
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: is give like opportunity. And it's like there's not that
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: many that are out there. It's just like there's so
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: much talent.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, we do have the.
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: Internet, you know, and it's it's it's kind of it
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: is it's a lot easier for these comics, but it's
• 49:08
  Speaker 8: still hard.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Because there's so many people out there that now also
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: have a platform to be out there. So there's just
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: there's that many more options out there. Sort of breakthrough
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: when there's that that many options, there is more difficult.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: But I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you. I
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: always do that. I gotta I gotta teach myself to
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: not walk on you.
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: But it's like, yeah, there, there's there's it's it's bigger
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: when you can stream it, and and uh, you have
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: all these opportunities like Instagram or whatever to to help
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: promote you. But man, nothing better than getting a hand
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: by someone that's got keys to all the gates, like
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: a Martin Lawrence.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just that's what you need. And everyone says
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: it no matter what.
• 49:47
  Speaker 8: It's like, Man, I wish there was a guy that
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: could just just pull me up a little bit, and
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: that's Martin Lawrence.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: So how does the show work, so your comedian? And
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: is it a competition or is it just like it's.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Not a common petition.
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: But I mean we unfortunately we can't. You know, everyone's
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: submitting right now. Everyone's trying to get a spot. There's
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: only a few spots and I guess that's the only
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: competition and that's an online thing. But we're going through
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: every single video like we're looking at everybody. So if
• 50:15
  Speaker 8: you if you reach out to us, we are looking.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Don't think we're not.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: That's what's your role, Like, what are you doing? I'm
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: the host, so you're hosting the show.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm also exact, I'm exactly you know, I'm creative
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: director too.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: It's tune into the show. Hey, it's Joe Coy and
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: tonight we're showcasing X y Z comics and they just
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: come out and they do some material.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Martin's there too, trying to Martin's there too.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: This is not trying to earn like some kind of
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: like golden ticket to you know, tour with mar Oh
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: oh they're getting it.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm taking them.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's what I was trying to figure out.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Is that like part of like yeah, is that like
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: the prize or that the underlying we know?
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: I think I think it's just it's like, look, it's
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: my show, it's Martin's show. Why wouldn't we use who
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: we picked to be on our show. Yeah, we're giving you.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: A space to perform and showcase your talent and then
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: like like I have the.
• 51:08
  Speaker 8: Stage, he has a stage, So yeah, we're gonna use
• 51:12
  Speaker 8: who we pick as well, but our ultimate goal is
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: for them to be headliners.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: So if you're a comedian, they submit by how like,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: how do they.
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: It's called past Themic dot com And then they also
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: have past the Mic Instagram and yeah it's active, it's
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: live right now, so you submit and we're honestly we
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: are looking Martin. It's crazy how involved Martin is. It's nuts,
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: Like I still trip out. I'm still tripping that he
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: was a fan of mine. Yeah, it's like, dude, do
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: you even know who you are?
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: To me?
• 51:42
  Speaker 8: Like I sat front row at the Aladdin Hotel to
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: watch Martin Lawrence perform when I was like twenty two
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: or twenty three, Like it, it's crazy that this has
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: come full circle.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: And if you want to see the show, it's gonna
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: be like a live studio audience. So for our friends
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: listening on the edge in Albuquerque, they're actually filming this
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: in Albuquerque late August, I think it was twenty ninth
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: and thirtieth. Yeah, tickets are on sale for that now.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: You can check it out. I remember back in the day,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: the way I found Ralphie May yeah and learned about
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: him was on Last Comic Standing. Yeah, was that Jay
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Moore than hosted that? I think so, yeah, because I
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: remember that was like a Lonzo Bowden, Bowden, whatever, Kathleen Managhan,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Ralphie May.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Who's the By the way, those are three monsters right there.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Josh I can't remember his last name. He's got a disability.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Oh Josh, Josh Blue. Yeah he's funny.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Josh Blue is funny.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: He's funny to hang out with.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I never heard of any of those guys until I
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: watched that show. So that's why it's like, man, you
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: can find you can find somebody really good when I can't.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Or come second, I can't remember. I don't remember. I remember,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. That's what.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Definitely, I think second, but it doesn't matter.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah he won definitely. Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: No, I just say like in life after that.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: And he's another one. He gave me.
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: He passed the mic to me, so like when I
• 53:01
  Speaker 8: got the laugh Factory. Uh, you know, the owner was
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: never looking at me, like and I was.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: I was killing the laugh Factory and uh and then
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: boom here comes Ralphie Man. He said, Hey, man, how
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: are you trying to act like you don't see him?
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Jamie keep booking him on these Wednesday shows and Tuesday shows.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Like you don't see him?
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Jane, you acting like he ain't here. He needs to
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: being on the weekend. Yeah.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen that documentary yet, but I want to watch.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I heard really good things about it.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: But he was a really cool dude man.
• 53:31
  Speaker 13: You know.
• 53:32
  Speaker 8: The last time I saw him was in Nashville because
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: he moved to Tennessee and I brought my son with me,
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: and my son was like I think twelve or whatever,
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: eleven yeah whatever, he was like whatever, and.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: He just walked in the grid and he just talked
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: to my son the whole time. It's like, you like
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: you like popcorn?
• 53:46
  Speaker 12: You like?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Do you like?
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Do you like you like gangs? Said you like? Cause
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: you know, I shut the whole street down here in Nashville.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I like for you and your dad to come. And
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: you know, he big.
• 53:59
  Speaker 11: He was one of jo and are on the same
• 54:02
  Speaker 11: level as far as that genuine friendly, good people.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: That's what I was about to say. I always go
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: to lunch with Ralphie and he was just the sweetest.
• 54:09
  Speaker 12: Like Ralphie and Joe and I would say, Gabriel Glaciers
• 54:13
  Speaker 12: are the very few that you hear about behind the
• 54:15
  Speaker 12: scenes of like helping out other people and being very
• 54:17
  Speaker 12: generous and then like there's a lot.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Of you're trying to go to heaven. Huh, you're trying
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: to go to heaven? No, stop comes from like a
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: genuine place. Don't do that. Don't do that, Joe. Why
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: do you do this? Because it's it brings me, it does.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you being uncomfortable, comfortable trying to go to heaven?
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Is this real for you, Joe? Are you just trying
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: to go to heaven? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, No, But one
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: more thing real quick before I.
• 54:51
  Speaker 8: Want to interrupt you. Yes, it's very genuine because this,
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: this is it's so hard. And I'm gonna say it.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: When you're U, when you're not the majority, opportunities don't.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Open as much. This this is Hollywood. Let's just be honest.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Man. It's it's still the same. And and when you're
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: of color, it's harder. It just is. You know, you
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: can look around and and you can tell me, you
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: can tell me how many you you see with opportunities,
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: and it's it's just a handful of us, and there's
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: there's there's so many of us out there and they
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: just need an opportunity. I'm not saying that if you're
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: not that, I'm just saying.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: What it's saying is, if you're a white comedian, you
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: apply for past the mic, you're not getting on.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: We're passing. We're passing by you.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Like the letter Greg got when he wanted to get
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: into U. C.
• 55:40
  Speaker 12: L A.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: That, Hey, we're really impressed by your we love to
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: have you, but your spot is being held for someone
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: not you.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. This is what I'm saying. That's what
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 55:51
  Speaker 12: You have two comics. You have two comics, and me
• 55:53
  Speaker 12: and me and Martin talk about this.
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: We have two comics that are of color, and we
• 55:59
  Speaker 8: both hear a story about how hard it was for
• 56:02
  Speaker 8: us to get in. I'm not saying we're not given
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: an opportunity, because we're gonna give opportunity to everybody, but
• 56:07
  Speaker 8: as a minority, it's kind of inspirational to see a
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: black comic and an Asian comic given, you know, giving
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: a platform like this.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: And that's what I'm saying.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: It's not like I'm not gonna look at white comics.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Please submit, some white comic comes out. He just goes next,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Ye go to the right place.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: It's past the th h a Mike dot Com.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, past the mic dot com. It's what's up
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: with What's going down in Soco spores with Jeff G.
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: Happy Friday, Jeff G. Happy Friday to you. Let's go
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: and start with our Dodgers their home versus the Oreos
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: this weekend. Great giveaways this weekend. By the way, if
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: your a bibblehead collector, Mookie bobblehead night tonight, a Shack
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: bobblehead tomorrow, which is pretty awesome, and a Father's Day
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: T shirt for Sunday.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: They can do a bobblehead for fathers. They're gonna do
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: a Shack bobblehead the Dodgers game, Yes, okay for la
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: and then the dads just get a T shirt.
• 57:04
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: So there we are again forgotten. See right back to
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: the forgotten?
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: All right, Angels are on the road in Sacramento taking
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: on the A's World Cup. Let's do a bilingual recap
• 57:13
  Speaker 9: of Mexico South Korea from last night.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: First, the English version, don't get it up.
• 57:17
  Speaker 10: Let's hurt er take Mexititoline Luis Romo.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Terrible mistake on the South Korean go keep it all
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: right now. The Spanish version so much better. I'm I'm
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: gonta geting Korean versus way better. No, check out that
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: lung capacity.
• 57:39
  Speaker 12: That's it man, and yeah sorry see beast, no Korean version.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I apologize, all right. So Mexico won last night one nil.
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: They are the first nation to move on to the
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: Round of thirty two Today USA versus Australia at twelve noon.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I'm Jeff G. And that's a so cal sports right,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Jeff G is gonna join us for the d u
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: i Q. I know you've been here for this before.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, so uh sea bass Whytn't you go
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: ahead and explain the way it works? Everybody, please?
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: I ask a very drunk person this simplest, easiest trivia
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: questions that everyone in the world right now knows the
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: answer to. But the question is will the drunk person
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: know the answer? And if you guess whether they know
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: two times out of three correctly, you win.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: And then we guess Joe so on the drunk person.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: And also just for funzies, we get to guess whether
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: a very sober Menace and Sammy will get the answer right. Yeah,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: so they're the Yeah, they're not drunk at all. Yeah,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: let's say hi to our contest. Let's say hi. To Mark.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: What's good Mark? Yeah, there's a Mark. All right, So
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: you're gonna play the d u i Q. Now before
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: we get to the questions they count toward you winning
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: a prize or not, Mark, we're gonna get to know
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: the drunk a little bit better. Just see how with
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: it or not with it? They are? Who is this person?
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Sea bass Cat?
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: And she's gonna tell us number one what she's up to,
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: but also a little bit about her sexy asked great,
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, here's kats.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: What are you doing tonight? We're getting getting messed up?
• 59:09
  Speaker 20: Yeah?
• 59:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, well oh yeah she's getting married.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: My best friend's getting married.
• 59:15
  Speaker 15: Yeah, when we were sixteen yeaheen years old.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Hold on, so your friend over here says that you
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: guys kiss when you're sixteen. Yes, yes, best friend. I
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: gave her a kiss on her sixteenth birthday when I
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: gave her ad What did you have drink tonight? I'm
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: like three shots. I had like some white wine and
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: some yega Bob, I need one more shot, and yeah,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I think any one more short, short, shut shut, short brig.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I think that that's pretty decent. Where like someone's like,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: you know, I've ever been kissed and young girlfriend's like
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: my sixteenth bir Well, you know I could be here first, right,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: And they're talking about it all these years later and
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: they're still there's a proud yeah good by the way
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: we kissed when she turned sixteen years Hey, guy who
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: just met, I got a story for you on camera.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: It's a mark that is cat. You're ready for question
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: number one? Let's do it? Here we go, du I
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: q how many miles are in a half marathon? How
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: many miles are in a half marathon?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: And medicine is not to get too much away, but
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: Medica has gotten into running with he does the Burt
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Kreischer run.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, he's gotten into running. Yeah he's he's done
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: it twice three times. Oh wow, three times.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: This is not an easy question.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: Yes, if you know how long a marathon is, it
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: is and you know how to do that.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: We don't, Yeah, don't don't.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: How long is a marathon?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: Well you have to know that. You have to think.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Don't say it out loud? All right? Yeah, I don't
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: think I do. Are you serious?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't if I didn't. Somebody who's obsessed with that.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I say it. We're still going.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Have you not thought about doing any comedy related sporting events?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: It's working for Burton Tom Segura. Maybe, Well, we were
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: talking about it, like, dude, why like why run? Like
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: why hike? You know what I mean? We're talking about
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: like you don't injure yourself, Like you've never heard this,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: about something blowing their knee out on the couch or
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: like falling off a cliff, you know, on the couch. Yeah,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: very attacked by a bear on the couch.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: I threw my shoulder out sleeping one time.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Sports sleeping, Yeah, exactly. All right. I'm gonna say Menace
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: will get this one, Sammy will get this one, and
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Cat will not.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: I can I say yeah? I think I think Sammy
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: and men are going to get it.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you say yes, what about to the drunk
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: girl Cat? Will she come up with the answer? No idea.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: I'm feeling very pessimistic.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I'm saying triple no, triple no, Greg Gory, I think
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: yes to Menace. Uh come on?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 20: Yeah?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Yes? And Mark? What do you think? Yes or no?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: No for Cat? No for Cat? Question number one? How
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: many miles are in a half marathon? Menace? I believe
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: it's thirteen Sammy.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Thirteen any close would you like to add any kind
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: of decimal and a half and a half?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: No, because the decimal was important to your Actually, okay,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: that's true. Thirteen point three point two closer, closer thirteen
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: point one.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: A marathon is twenty point one, Yeah, marathon.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why I know this, because I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: saw all these people with stickers in your card said
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: thirteen point one. I couldn't figure out what the hell
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: that meant. It just meant they ran a half marathon,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: because the marathon's twenty six point two miles, And it's.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: For a stupid reason. It's like, hundreds of years ago,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: it took this guy this long to run to the castle.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: And it's like, yeah, exactly, Yeah.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: So's the answer. It's also it's a person gang the
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: thirteen point one. You know what, Joe, I respect that
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: you say when you don't know something. I do that
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: on this show with this particular segment all the time.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: And there's a bunch of this stuff that is quote
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: super easy, and everybody knows that I did. I've done it.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Not easy. I have no idea. But that's the only
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: reason I knew that one is because all the stupid stickers. Yeah,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: let's see if let's see if you didn't get it.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Question number one, d u i Q. How many miles
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: are and a half marathon? Five thousand? Yea, thats better
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: five thousand? Yeah, okay, yeah, well, hey you're on the board.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Mark you got one point. You need one more point
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: in order to win this round of the d u
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: i Q. Here we go. Question number two. What is
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: the University of Iowa's nickname? No idea?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Wait, I know that, I think you to Wait, you
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  Speaker 2: mean the mascot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that because that's why exactly, yeah, exactly. You're
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: traveling all the time. We're always in these towns.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're always in these towns. Yeah, you always have
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  Speaker 4: your TV on Saturday morning. And yeah, I don't follow
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  Speaker 4: college sports. Well I got either, but I think I
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: never went to college.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't follow college sports. I'm head of the ground.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying I'm I'm in the dark on this one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know it.
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  Speaker 2: I feel smart right now, I think, really really smart.
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  Speaker 2: I would have got this drunk.
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  Speaker 1: No No for cat triple no triple no triple no, Greg,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying quadruple no. Quadruple No, Joe Coy, Menace, and Sammy?
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to get this?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Sammy drunk?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Rol?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: What get drunk?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Girl? Oh no, she doesn't even know what today is.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, Mark, what do you think? No way, no way?
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  Speaker 1: Question number two for the d.
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  Speaker 2: U i Q.
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  Speaker 1: What is the University of Iowa's nicknamed? Sammy corn corn faith?
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  Speaker 6: You shouldn't know, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: She's just very you know.
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  Speaker 2: She always reminds me of like a college.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: A college girl. Like like.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: When I met her, she was like, yeah, blueberry margarita.
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  Speaker 2: Not much.
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  Speaker 1: About the same. It's fair corn. So clearly that's not right.
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  Speaker 12: Uh, Menace, well Samy, and I have ESBN because I
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 12: also wrote down corn Huskers.
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  Speaker 2: Are you talking throughout? That's oh, Joe, you and I.
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  Speaker 1: We respect these stages and the people that reside in this. Yes,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: and they got mad corn into wine. Iowa. They have
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: any They also have many birds. Which what is the
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: University of Iowa's nickname?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Oh? I told you, no, not you.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I'm making fun of like they think everybody knows this.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I wrote down, hold on what is the University of
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Iowa's nickname?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: I had two answers, the Huskers and the Buckeyes.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I put Cornhusky. Yeah, Gina almost if she combines
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: the two, yeah, she would have got it.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: What is it the buck eyes?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: What is almost?
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  Speaker 13: That's Ohio they Yeah, I was kidding, are you?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 14: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I told you you guys, guys, you can buy those two.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: You kind of had it. What is it, Hawky? I did?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 13: I did?
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  Speaker 1: Never heard of that? Yeah, it doesn't exist. You've never
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: heard of it. I've heard of it. I haven't heard
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: of it. You never heard of that, Winny, I have
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: heard of it. I've heard of it, But I couldn't
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: have told you that was there. They're a major college
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: football force every year. If you're not into college football,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: the well, you're so ol.
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  Speaker 4: Just on American Question number two d u i Q,
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  Speaker 4: what is the University of Iowa's nickname?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Iowins?
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  Speaker 1: They had like a theme song, wins. Yeah, I said, Mark,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: that was easy work for you, my friend. You are
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: the winner on the d U i Q. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: congratulations man, hang on one second. We appreciate your listening
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  Speaker 1: to Woody Show. Have yourself a fantastic weekend. Hey did
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: you know the answer that question? Be honest? No, I
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: did not see I don't want I don't want to
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: college football. This is so we Joe Coy and Sea
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Bass who know the answer.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here, we are thirteen point one.
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  Speaker 5: Man, there's the hawk eye.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Iowa here we go. Questions probably Question number three do
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: you u i q? Donald Glover? First start on what
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: CV sitcom?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: Joe, don't look like you don't know?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Donald Glover first start on what CV S?
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  Speaker 2: Could?
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  Speaker 1: I say?
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 1: All right? I think I think Sammy probably likes this sitcom?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: No for no for cat? That's easy. Uh yeah, menace, menace, yes, yeah,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: he has to wrap Donald Glover the rap career.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: Y Sammy, Sammy no menace and Sammy yes, and you
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: have a lot of faith menace, Yes, I believe it.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, correct, menace yes, Sammy no cat?
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  Speaker 1: No? All right? But Greg, what do you say? I
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: second that? No, Sammy, no cat? Yes all right? Question
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  Speaker 1: number three d U y q? Donald Glover first starred
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: on what CV sitcom? Sammy community community minutes?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 12: Sammy is crackt community community?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Donald Danny? Which which somebody to be right for? Before that?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 12: Oh wait say it again, I hear you.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: It's to be right for?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Before that was ACoM parks and reck No thirty Rock.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 12: And then he started in Atlanta and he goes by
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 12: Chilish Gambino and yeah, what I said, like whenever he
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 12: did a Spider Man series with his brother than you.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: But when that name comes up, it's one of those
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: we were just talking about that people who get confused,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: like they go oh like it was like Laverne Cox
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: and Corny Cox basically Cox. Okay, yeah, they get confused
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: by Cox, Laverne Cox and friends. It's the Cox that
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: throw them off.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Oh way, who's Laverne Cox that's from? Oh okay, yeah,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: didn't didn't Dney Cox is No, they're not.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Cool. They were, Yeah, didn't they didn't. They just say
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: that now the de I has dried up, they don't
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: get any work.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: Well she she made a comment like that, yeah, and
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: somebody was like, I wouldn't put that out there.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Don't say the only reason you're getting because that's not
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: the best foot forward. All right. Question number three d
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: uy Q Donald Glover first start on what CV sitcom.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm seventh Heaven. Seventh Heaven. Okay. When you
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: said Donald Glover the first I was thinking, like leathal weapon,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Danny Glover, I'm like oh, it's got to be an
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: old like yeah, so like that's what I'm saying, like
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: the names and Danny, yeah, and he is his child,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: so that makes sense, right, Yeah, but I was I
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: was getting them like, uh, just here in the name alone.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: You know you said that the guy community I know
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: is childish Gambino.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 11: I know you said you admit when you don't know stuff.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 11: I will admit today on the d U, I Q
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 11: I got all three wrong.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't know any of the windows away from Greg.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: He'll lick them embarrassing, shockingly stupid like the dog little
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: thing with me makes sense. And I guess because Greg
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: didn't go to a football school, so I guess that
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: makes sense.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 20: I know.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 11: I didn't even ask what the football team was until
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 11: I arrived on campus and they said, we don't have
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 11: one of them.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Damnit. My sports package I saw.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: My sports package is the second day at school for
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: a bag of ditch week.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 14: I went to a gamer that story. It was funny
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 14: because your dad was like a sportscaster, sports the thing.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 14: Greg's a big NFL fan, so you take every year.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 14: Oh so, and so I was coming from blah blah,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 14: but I never heard the hawk gy that's crazy.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: A lot of times you'll hear like the like you'll hear,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: oh he came from ill from Michigan State, or like,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: but not the name of the mascot per se per
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Se that's fancy is always Seance.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: That's a nice croissant.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Joe Coy is here, and then we're gonna take a
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: quick break, will come back and oh something I know
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Greg will be interested in hearing. I think Joe, you
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: will be uh like, you're a you're a You're a
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: good helpful friend, you know, always looking to help a
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: friend out. So Morgan, who works on our show, she
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: has a question that I think Greg will be more
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: than happy to help out with. And since you're such
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: a nice guy, Joe, I think you know you can
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: you know, use your worldly uh you know perspective for
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: some you know, some help on the on the subject.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: I would love to do that.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna help Morgan out. That's coming up next
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: to The Wood Show eight seven seven. Text us over
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: to two to two nine eight seven show back in
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: a minute.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 12: I can barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 12: Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 12: bags is good.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: I don't think you're gonna remember it.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 20: Ludy show.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Well, Joe Coy's here with us. He's hosting a new
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: comedy showcase called Martin Lawrence Presents Past the Mic, And uh,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be filming in front of the live studio
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: audience there in Albuquerque August twenty nine through thirty. Tickets
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: are on sale for that now and then when does
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: the show come out?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: We had no announcement yet.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, no announcement. Yeah, yeah, that's just just that you're
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: just that you're doing. Now what what is out now
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: that I know you're you got a big part in?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Is that you produced for King back?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: King?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: He's so how you say that, I'm saying it wrong
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: this entire time.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: It's okay, you can say whatever you would, Hey say
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: the way? What is it?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: What is it? Per se?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 12: What is it?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Batch?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: All right? So King Batch's comedy special. Yeah, it's on
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: YouTube and you're like, you know produced it? Why him?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Like I did everything?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I epedd, I financed it.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I directed it. I gotta imagine there's a bunch of
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: guys like talking about given opportunity people, But I gotta
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: imagine there's a ton of guys that come to you
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: asking for help or that you seen or I've identified, Like,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: so out of all the people you know, to put
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: your own money behind into executive producing the whole thing,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Like like, why this dude.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Because he's been opening for me for fifteen years.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 12: Yeah, Vega, and he's so good, Yeah, so funny.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's just uh, I wanted to be the
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: first one to, you know, do that. I wanted to
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 8: be the first one behind the camera. I wanted to
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 8: be the first one to like do two shows and
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 8: try and work out the best routine for that special.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's out now. You can see that on YouTube.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: It's so beautiful. Man, the way we shot. If you
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: when you watch it, you're gonna be like, where was
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: that shot?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: Because I didn't want anyone to really recognize the venue
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: as well, but he was shot at the improv.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: You didn't want to tell anybody where the.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 8: Well no, it's not that I didn't want anyone to.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 8: I didn't want to tell anyone. I just wanted it
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: to be a standalone. I wanted it to look like
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: like you know, no, I love the improv, like it's beautiful,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 8: but I also wanted to be able to like separate
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 8: him to have his own, his own venue.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: And we we did that.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 8: We we we knocked everything down and put that stuff up.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 8: Big shout out to the Improvs, by.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: The way, but you can check that out now. That
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: is on YouTube. Do you want to help somebody else out?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: So this is Morgan, you know on our show. I know,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I see Morgan fire. Yeah, yeah, I see it, I
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: see it. All right. So Morgan has a question, Greg,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: You're gonna love this, okay, yeah, all right. She wants
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: to know is this lesbian?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Is this a segment?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hope she's not. She's not quite sure.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 13: Okay, that's my heart beat is beaten fast? Yeah, yes,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 13: that is the main I've got two kind of examples,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 13: and let me start with Sammy. Probably not Gina. This
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 13: might be normal, I don't know, but it could be
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 13: mega lesbian. Right, Yes, well, I'm currently doing I started doing.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 20: So.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 13: I have two best friends, I would say two best girlfriends.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 13: One lives here in town and one is far away.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 13: Recently we brought up how sometimes it's like a fetish
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 13: thing where guys like to shave girls. Yeah, some people
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 13: are apparently into that.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not opposite scar. Yeah, yeah, too much going on there. Yeah,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna got a room from mistakes. I can nick
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: myself shaving my face.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I shave my head and I've scalped it.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: So imagine when there's all that going on.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 13: Oh okay, So this friend that lives in town near me,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 13: we spend a lot of time together other and sometimes
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 13: that includes like showering at each other's places and stuff.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 13: And now that I'm I guess talking to someone new
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 13: that's into.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Dying guy friend a new guy friends. Not the lesbian
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: part she's having.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say it, that's lesbian, definite backstory.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 13: Now there's this new guy in my life right who
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 13: is into some certain I wouldn't say bush, right, but
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 13: certain shave things. Is it lesbian?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: Like landing?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 13: Like landing strips?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Certain styles? So not fool Bush.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 13: Sorry, my heart's beating so fast, I'm so scared.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: But having pubes of some kind, yes, okay, which is
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: like a triangle or a landing strip, and is.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 13: Someone who has been team Bear, you know, for my
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 13: whole life. Shout out, this is new for me. Okay,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 13: So is it lesbian? Part one? Okay, my friend, if
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 13: she's at my house while we're showering, she'll come into
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 13: the bathroom with me and like not help me shave,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 13: but she will like make sure it looks good, like
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 13: I love it.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 11: So you're in the shower and I'm like, girl, come
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 11: in here, so you summons her.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 13: I need some help, like does this look right?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: And you already shaved it?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 13: Well, I'm in the shower.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are you actively shaving or is it done? And
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: you're like, hey, look, come both.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 13: I'm actively sure she's seen you. She's kind of directing producing.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Is she ever?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: Like, you know, it'd be easier if I did it
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: myself going.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Off so like uh, this this guy friend or whatever,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: you know, like when you would go into like uh
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: you know, like the sport clips or whatever, they had
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: the books there with the different hairstyles and did he
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: like pick one out and send you one like like this?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Do you okay?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 13: And I would know what to do.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 13: I don't know. I don't do stencils like some people.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, people like Christmas trees and stuff.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 11: Let me ask a basic question real quick. Yeah, you're
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 11: at your friend's house and you're showering.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 13: Why she was at my house in this example, but
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 13: I have showered at her place before after we go
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 13: to the pool. Maybe yeah, fine, Yeah, I think it's
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 13: kind of strange. Or we spend nice together and let
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 13: me say she's married to a man. I don't know
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 13: if that changes sounds.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: That's part one, Mary, Yeah, that's just part that's.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 12: Part one, Okay, because so far answer.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I have an answer too. Yeah.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 13: Part two is my friend that doesn't live near me,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 13: I'll send her pictures and we'll FaceTime and be like,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 13: is this a good angle? Does this look cute?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 19: Like?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: How? How does this sounds like you're pushing it onto that?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: So when you say that, like, that's a good angle
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: for what, like for sending news? Yeah, oh, for sending news,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: not like this is not We've moved on from inspection
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: of shame job to just like I'm gonna send him
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: a picture of my tutor?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 10: Is this?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Is this a flattering angle? Is this a good look that?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 13: And we will FaceTime naked and just be like how
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 13: does this look? And she sending you Yeah, the same,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 13: I've seen her naked too.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: But Craig is so happy.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 6: Look at him a parmegrant.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 11: I don't like that you said, Oh my heart's beating
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 11: so fast because I'm scared. It's megas who cares nothing.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: But I mean this falls under the category of women
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: always do that, like touch my boobs, girl, like I've
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 8: seen that.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 13: That's why I think maybe this is normal for girlfriends.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 8: Well, I think what you're doing is uh baiting to
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 8: see if they are lesbian, and then you'll keep going.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: I think I think she's groomy.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 12: Hey, I want to see which is kind of like
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 12: a pun, right, Like I want to see if I'm
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 12: a good kisser or not.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Is this weird? Hey?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Girl, look what I did to my cook? How does
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: that make you feel?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: It's like you're the pusher.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you think it's I'm totally kidding.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm too, are you.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Let's were all prove it. Yeah I'm terrible.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'll show you how, I'll show you. I like guys, right,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: I need a review because I want to try.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: This on guys.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I feel like it's a slippery slope.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Oh right, it's really slippery. It's really slippery.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: All so let's let's ask Gina Gina like as far
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: as like, is this what girls do?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's what most girls do. But if
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 6: a friend of mine asked, what do you think of this?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: Because this new guy I help in a minute, and
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't think it was I'm.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Gonna interrupt Gina real quick though, because Gina, you are
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: very you, You are very like openly and that's but
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: with your girlfriends, you've never said ooh girl, nice nice nice?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: No, no, nice boobs you've done that? Yeah?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Or have you ever gone hey, can I feel those?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: So it's just also it's all the same.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all the same.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: Somebody was like, I'm like Morgan, Sara, I'm with this
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: new guy.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know how to do this. Does this look right?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, let's figure out.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Have you said nudes to a girlfriend?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 20: No?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: Because I don't send nudes to any I won't even
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: let them on my husband's phone. Yeah yeah, unless I'm
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 6: looking right.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: And the weird thing about Gina is will you know
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: that unless you.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Like, Gina will talk like a nuclear lesbian.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 11: Well, she'll show me pictures of her friends and say, look,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 11: she just posted this. She's on a trip and she
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 11: is so laughing, she's so hot.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Lesbian with her.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: If it didn't if I didn't have to go downtown,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: I would be happily lesbian. And I can't do it.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: In this situation.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 12: I definitely know a lot of women that have this
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 12: type of relationship, Julia, but you know, and it's not
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 12: a big deal.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: But but to Joe's point, are kind of baiting.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: You are baiting. I don't think you are officially a groomer, Sammy.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 19: I definitely agree with Joe that you are baiting. I
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 19: would say yes, lesbian because there's no reason.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Number One, you're still relatively in a new relationship. You
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: didn't like hit up your friends and go like, hey, girl,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: take a look at my cooter. I want to make
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: sure before he sees it for the first time that
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: you know that we're looking right, because weird. It's weird.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 19: One, you're taking pictures that you can see and you
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 19: know if it looks good or not.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 13: You don't need to send it to somebody else to know.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, truly you can.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 13: You can see for yourself.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 19: And and I would think honestly that you would be
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 19: talking more to the person who wants this like about
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 19: it it's not perfect. You think he's gonna care, You
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 19: think he's gonna get any picture from you and be
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 19: like gross never.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: You can literally not shave it.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 8: Go I just shaved it, and you were like, dope,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: don't care.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 12: But to counteract what you're saying, Sammy like for reviews
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 12: of photos, Like people put photos online all the time
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 12: they think look good and they don't. You know, we
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 12: see him all day on social media.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 13: But in this scenario, he doesn't care. He just wants
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 13: the picture.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and what are we talking about? That made no sense?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: What do your point? Make no sense? We're talking about
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: her because.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 13: Because and they don't.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: It's two different.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: They're posting a shot in front of the castle at
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 8: Disney is completely different than here's here's a selfie of
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 8: my cooter.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Doesn't look good? Or should I put a filter? True?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're you're all right, Guys are not
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: We're not picky. I think I'm any kind of naughty
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: picture good enough? It's like three pizza, great, but it's good.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: Is he picky? Why is he telling you it has
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: to look like this.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 13: Or that he's not picky?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: One?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: It's getting deeper that he likes.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Wait hold on, let me ask you questions. Yeah, how
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: did it come up? That's what he likes, he told me.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: I know, but like how did they come up? Like
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: you're like like in other words, like how did that
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: conversation come?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 13: And it was like, I prefer this, Oh no, he
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 13: didn't see it before the conversation.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is the conversation before he saw it? He
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: get a hint.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 13: It came up probably on like a FaceTime call beforehand,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 13: like a follow up question.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: I know, but like the conversation do you see what
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 13: Specific?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, so here's oh Man looking looking forward to seeing you,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, you know what I
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: like landing strips, right, Like, how does the conversation get
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: to like if he's not telling you, hey, this is
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: what I like, this is what I expect. If that's
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: not the conversation, then how does that.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Which is a weird conversation. If we're gonna go out,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: you need you know, shave.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 13: It was like do you have a bush? And I said, no,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 13: what are we at.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: The eighth grade?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: You guys asked do you have a bush?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Do you have a bush? Yeah, her before you're ready
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: for dinner tonight?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: Just do you but I gotta yeah, you know you
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: have a bush? Yeah, that's what's your mom? Cool she is,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: That's what they're.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 12: Trying to ask Morgan. How did you go from a
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 12: conversation like, oh, you know what your dinner?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 12: What do you work for dinner?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 20: Oh?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: By the way, you see that Cooter all like Italian food,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Mexican food, you know, follow from a FaceTime call which,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: speaking of hungry, I think I'm I think I'm picking
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: up now. So FaceTime call you was this like some
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: kind of like a sexting call, like FaceTime sexting.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 13: Not fully but close.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, well that's how it came. You guys were having
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: a naughty conversation. Yeah. Yeah, and then he offered it up.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: But you didn't say like well, you know, like, well
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: what do you what do you prefer?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 13: Wait what he offered up?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: But he offered up like I like landing strips. You
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: just come out and say that.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 13: He was like, do you have a bush? I'm like no,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 13: And he's like, okay, I'm like what are you into therry?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Go thy that's there.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 13: Oh, It's it's always me being like what are you into?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a giver.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 13: I'm going to cater to back back to her.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Back to her original questions. It seems it's it seems
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: to be like if I'm looking at the text, a
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: lot of people saying, no, this is just a homegirl
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: helping out. That's not not lesbian Morgan, not lesbian on
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: your part, but a little bit on her part. Oh wa,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Morgan's the predator. She would be under a rest rant.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 12: She's the Epstein of the show.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 11: No, it's not lesbian. And it gives me an overwhelming
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 11: sense of jealousy because that's how women are. Like your advice,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 11: should I make landscape tighter or higher?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say everything to work. And I was
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: thinking like.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah yeah, and put a line
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: the comb over fade.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm jealous at the problem. I walked up
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: on a conversation. I don't know how that started, but
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: like it was Greg talking with a couple other people,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: and I walked up as he was describing how he
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: shaves his shaft alright, and I just kept walking.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 13: You got to do it all, I don't know, you
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 13: have to shave shaft.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Shaved shaft. That's what I just said. I walked Greg.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Greg was telling these other two people about how, well, yeah,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: I'll shave my shaft.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 19: No.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're supposed to shave.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: It gives you get a little bit extra at the bottom. Yeah,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: you want to make it look as good as and
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: as long as possible. So the bottom of the chef.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: You have to clarify the bottom.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: Helmet with an apron, like right where it shave that thing.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think you should wax the whole thing.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, Joe Coy's here, the conversation is all
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: over the place.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: Is Morgan, you are a lesbian?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Joking here that show, Joe Cooy came in to announce
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: that he is hosting a new comedy showcase called Martin
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Lawrence Presents Past the Mic Noise, And we don't have
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: a date yet as far as like when that's going
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: to be out. No, they're taking submissions from comedians and
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: giving people different opportunities to raise their profile in the
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: comedy world. And then King Batch his comedy special is
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: out on YouTube now and Joe executive use that and
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: uh and directed it. Yeah, he threw out a first
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: pitch at a Dodger's game recently. Seriously, Yeah, you know
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: this was awkward. So Joe was texting with Jeff and
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: I about his appearance on the show, and you know,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: they're kind of talking about a couple of different things
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: going on, and I go, dude, nobody cares about your
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: first pitch. I said that, like in my sarcastic whatever, right,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: and no response from either Joe or Jeff g And
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, man, when your trolling text goes unanswered, it's
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: a little awkward. Yeah, of course, I was just kidding.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: I was just like, dude, God, Joe, nobody cares about
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: your pitch. Like whatever, you threw a pitch out, Wow,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: very relatable. Everybody gets to do that, right, like, look
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: at me, look at me. Just there's a trolling text.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: But then there was that awkward signs. I'm like, damn it. Yeah, no, dude,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: it was a good pitch. Yeah, Like, think about how
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: many people butcher that.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 6: Everybody that doesn't make it to the place.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 12: They got hundreds of thousands of views on our Instagram.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and got a million on mine. Yeah. Yeah, so
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: I guess someone does care about.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Per se per se per se now, one thing people
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: don't think about the reason that people screw up so
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: many of those those first pitches is when you're on
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: the mound, you're pretty high up, and so if you
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: throw straight, if you throw a straight ball, it may
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: be straight, but it's going to be high and sale
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: with the backstop because you're so happy the man you
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: have to throw at a downward angle and dude, you
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: threw a nice ball. Man was Tommy edm was like, wow, man,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: you must play.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh. One of the other things that we were
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: talking about, Joe's like, hey, man, you know when you
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: guys doing like a like another big event or whatever,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: like we've been talking about forever doing something like having
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: Joe come out and be part of it whatever please
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: and uh, Joe throughout the idea about doing like a
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: big dumb karaoke night.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: Brow long.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Is that. Wow, you're the one that taught me that
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: I have no idea until I met you. Blame your
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: So this this is my idea.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: You're ready like it's called the big what do you
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: call him again?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: What big dumb carrydum karaoke?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: That right? And we only want the ones that aren't good.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: So if you come up there thinking that you're gonna like,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get You're gonna get booed.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 8: We're gonna boo you the mid you just hit the notes,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 8: start doing you, start doing the runs by Boo set out,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 8: sam Man starts tap dancing.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Pull you off the stage.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: You're gonna be a star that night.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I will, you will win.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: What would sam song be?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: We tried with Sammy.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 9: It doesn't.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: Turn shocking, Yeah, like the worst thing you've ever heard.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but on Big Dum karaoke, it's the best thing.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Let's let's lift to Joe a like a like a
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: live this is my song. He this just this is
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: one of Sammy's favorite artists. He knows all the words.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know No here and old Man.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 12: Turn ninety eight.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 13: He won the lottery and.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: Died the next day. Give it, put some emotion.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: Beheaded in your sharden eye.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 6: It's a death throw part in two minutes too.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Late, Santa ironic, don't you think?
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 18: So?
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was it was better than her first go around.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: I will say this. I will say this. I think
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: Sammy kin sing and she's holding back, she's trolling it.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: I could tell Yeah, I could tell you.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: Can really sing. Though. I've been impressed. I get your
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: shows and stuff. You're always bringing out special.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 12: Guests pretty much saying with all your heroes, right, yeah,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 12: very cool athlete singer.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Triple Threat, come on you know to me, I
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: wonder I wonder how he would shave. I wonder how
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: he would do it that I wonder he would do
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: with this song, Greg, I think he could nail it.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Want to do some impromptu What you show? Friddy?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: Ok, are we doing this?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: You're gonna do it. We're gonna be your support. We're
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: gonna be your support. But the Joe h but this
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: is uh, this is menace doesn't need the lyrics for
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: this one. Yeah, he's doing We're doing the whole song, Yes, sir, Yeah,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: you're ready.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: Benefits.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Are you ready, ladies and gentlemen? What do you show Friddyoki?
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: Joe Coy in the leading role for Yes. Yeah, see
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: there was a method to my madness. When I asked
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: if you knew all the lyrics this song, he immediately
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: started ripping him out. So we will be we will
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: be your support. Yeah, let's go, Joey the whole song. Joe,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: You're up who's shot? Tell me who who?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: Who got out of the store can tell me?
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know this party?
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: How about man?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: You know they guarantee a million seven or you don't
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: play a bundles it's a hand down ninety one. Betty
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: know me now I'm the young by them. Something with
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: the roll said, come on.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 17: Joe, we'll be down, and we would, we would to
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 17: the game down a little by duty stay hebble say
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 17: ho book like hooting.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that far down the Wilkie mains game,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: will you too?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 20: Yeah, singer Gina, you know this part, Joe, Right, all right,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 20: we can skip to Biggie.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: I know you see that you see me fly call
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  Speaker 2: all the shots, ripped all the time, rock, all the rush, cop, all.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: The crops everything.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Tell me all the teddy is that that will still.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: Be out of top yo, I thought, I know that
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: we won't stop. You ever noticed that, guy? That's what
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: people do when they have a song that they that
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: they know they don't know what like a hundred percent
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: they get to everybody gets the same certain points. Yeah,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: it's called Diggie.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well, okay, we'll get the best part
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: of the whole song.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: So you got the hook and then the biggie parts up.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: I know that I'm Joe, You're gonna.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 13: Be out.
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  Speaker 4: Here.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna time to shine. Here we go, Here we go.
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  Speaker 17: P I G P O P P A go info
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  Speaker 17: for the d e A dead will agents man because
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  Speaker 17: I'm play myself and the pold my face it by
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 17: the pre stakely to be.
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  Speaker 2: Dream I'll be that.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: Can't just see that? All the beds ben got ben holsters,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: girls all shoulders play more.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: I told you being nice to be do too much.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: I lose too much stepball.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: Stage girls bu too much.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: He do lot touch never that if a feear, it
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: ain't the problem to get the cat.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 10: So you always to this guy rave overside the side
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 10: and keep your hands high if you hell you please lyrically,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 10: I G P I G B bloss said Jake on
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 10: the cover of Fortune five double low major russ untra.
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  Speaker 1: That hey, that was close. It's pretty good, all right.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: Hey you see me throw my rolle in this sky?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, waiting side to side, keep your hand, keep your
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: hands high. You got a bit though.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 8: That was the best part of the whole song, was
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 8: I think when that song hit the radio. Everyone waited
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 8: for Biggies bar. Yeah, don't disrespect to mamzing.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So what would you say, Joe, Joe, if it's
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: a if it's not more money, more problems? Yeah, like
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: what like is it like, what would be your go
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: to karaoke song? You're going to the Filipino barbecue. Everybody's
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: hanging out. I saw I just saw this guy. Man,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: this dude, he was so good. He was a it
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: was a creed. He so had a I mean he
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: sounded just like dude. Yeah, this is the Philippines, so
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: everyone in the Philippines can stay everyone.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I would love the Biblical chord is
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 2: a microphone.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, here here listen, listen. Listen is yeah, listen,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: listen this dude.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: They're probably at a bar too, they're outside.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hell yeah, yeah, it's like outside, like a
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: picnic table kind of thing. Crush it listen.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: You would say, right, that's crazy. Yeah, I hate to
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: say it, but he sounds better. Yeah. It was interesting
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: because like sometimes like a song and he's killing it
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: if it's in a language that you don't even speak,
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: like and people just say kind of mimic the sound
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: or the taller or whatever.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing about the Philippines. They speak it.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, there was another woman. I forget where
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: it was, and like this woman did not speak a
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: ligate English and she knocked out this song. I forget
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: what it was. But then she nailed it, like nailing something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I know what you would pick or
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 6: what you should pick.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 8: By the way, can we just shout out Arnel Piana
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 8: for journey speaking of it? I him three times, and
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 8: I mean he kills it every time. I was at
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 8: so fine, he crushed so good, crushed. Yeah, So I
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 8: just wanted to shout out, my shadow.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 6: I would love for you to do a love song
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 6: or something slow, maybe like maybe like one sweet day.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 8: No, yeah, yes, no, that's let's call Wandye let him
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 8: say that that's his song.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: Joe Koy is here. Phones are open eight seven seven
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: forty four wood It's eight seven seven forty four woody.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: You can follow Joe on social media. He's got a
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: bunch of different uh you know, events, and he's got
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: the uh when's your son's store gonna open up? But
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: you know what real talking about that? Yeah, I saw it.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It's cool.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: Tell me it's not the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really cool. I obviously you spent a lot
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: of uh you know kind of time, and there's been
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: a lot of we like just.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 8: Hanging out there. It's just finding the time to open
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 8: with store hours. But then you gave me the idea
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 8: about doing a pop up, Yeah and just opening like that. Yeah,
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 8: we can should actually we will do that.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's right there in Studio City Ventura and uh,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: you know, so you can you can go and go
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: to the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. Yes, what we
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: did beforehand, Yes, we popped over there.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 14: We did.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: We had a little beverage and we made our way
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: over to.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: Uh A good day.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: That was, Yeah, it was good.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: I love you guys.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: I was dropping off all your stuff for the Disney takeover.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what do we mean over there?
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 6: For?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: I knew we met over there for some reason. Yeah,
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: I was bringing them all this stuff for the what
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: do you show? Takeover service?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 8: I told a story. Yeah he did do that. I
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 8: just told a story about that Disney takeover. Hands down
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 8: the best time my family has ever had, and I
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 8: love it. I I wait every year for this one,
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 8: and I can't wait for this one for the next one.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: But I want to say something. I brought my nephew,
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: assuming that you invite us back. We always we always
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: crossed our fingers.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 8: They will we plugged so much. But but but check
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 8: this out, my nephew. I'm gonna tell the story. Can
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 8: I My nephew was my nephew, Trey. He's He's hobbling
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 8: around all over the place. I'm like, are you okay?
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 8: He's like, oh, there's something wrong with Joey. He didn't
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 8: he didn't tell me.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: Come to find out, he's shaving his private bag. Yeah, completely,
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: the rosa, the rosin bag, yeah, the bag of jewels.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: He shaves it and an ingrown hair formed. He ignored it,
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: and then he.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 8: Got a septic. His body became septic of his blood supply.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 8: He had to stay in the hospital for a week
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 8: and they did every four hours. They had to change
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 8: the bag. Dude of antibiotics.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: He almost died. Come to find out, Greg does this
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: same Dan.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: He's sham who shaves.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 17: Please everyone, I call in or please text us at
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 17: where they texted tell us a show, show a picture.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: Moregan like to see it pictures.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: Uh, and we just want to know who else is
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: doing this other than my nephew and Greg.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: Well, I think I definitely did this. Why are you
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: doing that? So my wife and I are celebrating our
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: eighteenth wedding end of this year, and like a couple
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: of days before the wedding, I decided I was going
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: to clean up right like you want to be you
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: want to look the best, yeah, and same kind of thing, man.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, I was like feeling feverish
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: and I didn't know what the hell was going on.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: Things were getting kind of like red and like inflamed.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: I could tell something was wrong, and so I'm like, oh,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: that must be like an infected ingrown hair or whatever.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: So went and got it checked out because I was
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: like major fever flickylitis.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: Oh man.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: They ended up having to give me like these antibiotics
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that because I got a little too
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: over zealous with the preparation of the air.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: Close as you were trying to look good for the lady.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: But was there any swelling? Uh, well, not in the
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: way that you would want that everybody wins.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: It was inflamed. It was painful. It was. Yeah, it sucked.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: It sucked.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 8: Wouldn't I wouldn't have to pop it? No, no, no, no, god,
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 8: that's what they did, my nephew. And by the way,
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 8: when they landed, they didn't numb it.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: They cut it.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm just gonna put that there. Joe asked
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: for pictures, No pictures show all right, So Joe coy
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: is here. Before you go, I have one more thing
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: for you. But just try this out for the first
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: time here recently. I'm gonna ask you a series of
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: either or questions ninety seconds on the clock. We're gonna
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: see how many of these we can get to.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: These nice questions.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are nice questions. This is fun, Oh they are.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: That's a fair that's fair. That's a fair question. It's
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: fair that you promise, all right, Yeah, that's that's fair.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know that going in. No, you know what
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 6: it is.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: It's it's a nice little kind of insight into you, okay,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: as a just as a person. So yeah, they're either oars.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: There are either ors ninety seconds on the clock.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: I wish we would have went through these questions.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: How are you ready? I think you're gonna be pleasantly surprised. Promise,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: I promise you let's go. You never come back again.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: If I'm wrong, I would never do that. Are you ready?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Joe Coy, crowd work or
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: prepared material, crowd work, living in the moment or planning
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: for the future, Living in the moment? Sneakers or slides? Sneakers,
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: slides very popular? Right man? Popular? Olympia or Adobo Adobo?
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: All right? One hour with Eddie Murphy or one hour
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: with Richard pryor Oh my god, one hour. That was easy.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be more difficult. Dogs or cats? Ah, dogs,
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: but I love cats. Really? Yeah, it's weird. Do you
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: prefer I gotta send you picks? Do you prefer loyalty
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: or honesty? I love a good one. I love that question.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: You know what loyalty? Karaoke night or game night?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: Who does game nights?
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: Sit next to you?
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: I love game night? I what was the other one?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: Karaoke night or games more fun? Phone call or text message?
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: Oh man, phone call, phone call? Yeah, and it has
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: to be FaceTime.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: I need to see.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: Introvert or extrovert. Extrovert extrovert. Yeah, this gonna be tough.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: This music is mom's advice or your own instincts. Instincts
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: not as tough as I thought. All right, fine, here,
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: let's give you. Let's give you one one more and
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: I know we're beyond the ninety seconds, but here we go.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: F Mary kill You know how that works? One got
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: to marry one. You gotta kill one. The Philippines, Yeah, Hawaii,
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas's wow?
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: Uh Mary the Philippines?
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: This is how does it get? How does it get?
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: Philippines? Hawaii, Las Vegas? And what Mary kills? So you've
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: already decided you're gonna marry the Philippines. That's your forever. Boo,
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: you got to f one. Now, I gotta kill one
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: between and Las Vegas. It's look, it's hypothetical, man, You're
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: not really gonna have to kill something, yeah, or it
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: for that for that matter together.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: No, No, I can't.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: No, it's not that's not the spirit of the game
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: is not fun. See now, now, well you know what
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: I think. Everyone knows.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: Everyone knows that I started in Las Vegas and my
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: family is there, so I can't kill that place.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, oh yeah, the way Greg, the way,
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: Greg Joe Coy. Everybody love me Joe, I love you,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: war all right, thank you for coming in. Always good
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: to see you in front man, I love you too.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: Thanks for shouting out King Special.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: Check it out now on YouTube more what he showed next,
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: be right right, everybody's gone, h GTA crazy. Yeah, it's
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: pretty sweet. Yeah, it looks it looks super cool. And
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: now I'm a big Grand Theft fan anyway, like from
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: the original games, and they were showing I mean, there's
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: a ton of stuff out there that you could see.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: We've talked about the level of detail this thing is
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 1: going to go into, but just the screenshots and some
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: of the stuff between let's say g T A five
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: and now g T A six, GTA six looks like
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: they shot a movie.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah cool.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 16: And you basically you get the whole state of Florida
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 16: to play in. R say, you can go into building,
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 16: you can go into buildings, do things in the buildings.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 16: There's one thing I saw that said you could drive
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 16: from one end of the map to the other and
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 16: it'll take you over thirty five minutes.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: Damn thirty five minute drive. So now there's all these
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: conversations about, well, how long is that going to take
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: to download. You know, do they okay, do they sell
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: physical copies of the game. They will sell physical copies, Tyler, Okay,
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: because that's the thing I think I would rather. I
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: think I'd rather get the physical copy of the game
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: than spend all this time trying to download it, because
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: you know, like maybe like when COVID first happened and
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: everybody started working at home, like everybody's internet was bogged
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: down so hard.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, you that's a good question because I
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 6: googled it and says it could take anywhere from one
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 6: and a half to four hours.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm thinking more on the four hours because
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: everybody's gonna be downloading these huge files days because on
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: GTA five they said it was somewhere between one hundred
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: and one hundred and twenty five.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 15: Gigs greg, So that's a lot of gigs, a lot
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 15: of gigs, so, you know, and just a difference between
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 15: that game and this game. But Tyler, can you buy
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 15: physical copies? You can buy a physical copy, or you
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 15: can do what I'm gonna do. You can pre order it,
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 15: have it downloaded right now. It just won't start until
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 15: it releases. Someone's going to figure out how to start.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: It's sitting there edging you.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 5: What did you say it was one hundred gigs?
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: Well, no, the last game was somewhere between one hundred
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: and one hundred and twenty five.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 6: This one's two hundred at least.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about call of duty size. So that sounds
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: about right.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 9: Damn.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 6: Some people say it was going to reach seven hundred gigs.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I think two hundred sounds low. It's
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 1: got to be more than that. Yeah, estimates are in
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: the two hundred range, maybe two hundred plus, yeah, up
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 1: to three hundreds.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 12: Well, like financial expert people say that like this will
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 12: change the landscape of the economy for a second because
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 12: people are just going to have like food deliveries like crazy,
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 12: just read to stay home.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: That there are companies that are deciding just not even
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: to be open on that day. They're going to turn
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: that into like one of their floating holidays because they
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: already know there's so many people that work for them
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: that are coming that are just calling out anyway because
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: they're going to stay home and play the game. My god, wow,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I'm not calling off work for
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: it now.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 21: I believe it comes out November nineteenth, which is a
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 21: Thursday or Friday. If it's a Friday, no, it's going
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 21: to work. Yeah no, no, it's going to work three
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 21: day weekend.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 1: So is this true? Is somebody on the on the
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 1: text your GTA disc conversion you have to download the
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: game regardless of disc or digital That is correct? Yeah,
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: what's the point of having the Why the physical media?
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: Because people just like the physical media. I don't know why.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: They've been doing it like that for years. So there's
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: nothing on the actual game disc that you buy. It's
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: a download.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 21: If you buy the game disc, you still have to
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 21: download like the game, but the game will not work
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 21: without the disc.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: That's so dumb. Just people like the physical media basically
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: just like a link. And apparently apparently the physical disc
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: will open certain extras and bonus Okay, well there you go.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: There had to be a reason. What do those go
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: for these days? The physical disc? They're saying this one
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: actually might go for a hundred bucks. Yeah, of course
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have center editions, is what the expectpectations are
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: between seventy eighty for the base, uh, special editions up
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: to over one hundred. Yes, and it will be are
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: you measure that from that from the top or from
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: the under something.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 15: Right, right?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: The base of the how do you measure that? And
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: there's probably gonna be a collector's edition, which maybe up
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: to three hundred dollars.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 21: So the rumor is though, that this game is so
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 21: big and it's cost rock Stars so much money that
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 21: the base will be one hundred bucks.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: That that's the rumor. They haven't officially announced yet.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 12: What's the console of choice?
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: Uh? For right now, it's probably PS five. I was
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: gonna say, it seems like PlayStation has kind of taken
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: over that spot. From what I can understand hearing my
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: you know, son talk and his friends and things like that,
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: it sounds it sounds like PlayStation is the is the
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: like yeah, because for the there's always that battle between
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: PlayStation and Xbox, right, and there were a lot of like,
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: you know, Xbox homers. I don't hear much about that anymore.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: I hear more about PM five.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 21: Yeah, it's been so it was PS two over Xbox,
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 21: than it was Xbox three six stay over PS three,
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 21: and it's been PlayStation for every console off.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 1: Look at this guy, wow, chicks, Yeah, come on, okay,
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: calm down. Ladies.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 5: I haven't done this question.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: Lower done question.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 6: Maybe Tyler can answer this for me that anyone has
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 6: ever asked. Because I do not play video games voice
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 6: of them, I don't play them. Can you get g
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 6: t A on like different consoles? It's like exclusive to PlayStation?
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 21: No, they stopped consoles, stopped doing the exclusive thing a
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 21: while back. Even with Halo used to be an Xbox
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 21: exclusive exclusive. They're now coming out with it on place.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: But like, what about all the Mario stuff.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: That's just so that's the only one that's strictly still mad.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: That's why I thought it was like that. And I'm
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: seeing this will not be on an Nintendo or even
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: PC or at least right away. Yeah, it won't be
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: on PC probably for at least another.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 12: It's the way they're putting that on Nintendo right.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: No, No, no, they wouldn't do that.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 6: But more family friends, Yeah, exactly.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: It's still the same though, like we're you're beating the
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: hookers and taking their money and get your health back
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: that like all that stuff for GTA is still the same.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: This time you get to play a woman. She's one
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: of the she's the other main character, right. Yeah, Also,
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: this one's in Florida, so you know it's gonna be
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: super redneck. Well it's not. I don't think it's gonna
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 1: be in that part of Florida. It's like the entire
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: state of Florida.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go down to like the Everglades, you
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: can go up to I thought it was like Miami.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: They're kind of, you know, modeling it off of maybe Miami.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: So it does have some Yes, can I go into
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: the doors, I can go into the shop. Could I
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: admire the art deco?
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: Can I go to the versace?
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 21: Yeah, there was GTA Vice City which was based off Miami,
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 21: and believe that section is also going to be in
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 21: this game too.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 1: That's cool. They've got a swamp land, They've got something
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: called Yes, like, can you activate a mode? This is
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: what I would like to do, greg, I would like
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: to activate the mode where the cops don't even chase you,
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: where like you just go around crime and yeah, like
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 1: the Purge, but yeah, like you just create half though
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: I would take the phone out of it now because
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: the heat gets too hot and then there's no way
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: to escape. But you keep getting more and more of
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: the stars or whatever.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 21: You could do that and supposedly they're adding another star
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 21: to the wanted levels. Now it's gonna be a six
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 21: star one level. Okay, but I have seen videos of
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 21: people doing this, So they'll be in the game. They'll
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 21: antagonize one of the NPC characters. They'll run to the
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 21: nearest cop. That NPC will try to hit your character,
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 21: but you duck behind the cop. They hit the cop instead,
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 21: and all help breaks loose. Yeah, basically the badass cop
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 21: computer cop computer guys start fighting with the other computer
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 21: guys and it's yeah, like the videos are kind of crazy.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 5: Now they also have the keys in there.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 6: You can go down to the key.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go down to the key.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 12: Now, let's pretend I've had sex before. What's NPC non
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 12: playable characters?
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, let's just say, Oh, I heard you got
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 1: hit on by a dude. Yeah that that did happen.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 21: Awesome, Yeah, that was the That was the last time
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 21: I was in Texas. I said that because I'm planning
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 21: on going back for a couple of days.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 1: So I know you did the work with the blind
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: like that last time.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 21: Last time I went down there, there was a guy
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 21: just just kind of talking to me, and I'm just friendly.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 1: Like I talked with everybody else. I knew it was
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 1: gay right off the bat. Yeah, yeah, tell us right away.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: You can taste it like you could tell he was
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: I could tell.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 21: I could tell him he's a little a little flirty
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 21: and all that stuff like that. So I'm like, okay, like,
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 21: I'm pretty sure this dude.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 1: Just because I mean, he would design. So there was
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 1: a little bit of that, the batting of the eyes.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: There was a little bit like just like the light
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: touching thing. And I'm like, all right, So he say,
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 1: come here, give me a kiss. Now he did not,
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: but I heard Morgan in the other room. Damn, oh
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: my god, give me a kiss. Yeah, you try to
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 1: give you like salmonella or something. No, his fingers disappear.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: Na.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 21: He did ask me out, though, and I told him U.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 21: I told him, you know, unfortunately I don't roll that way.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 21: But thank you for your.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: Interest in my body. I appreciate it. I'm looking for
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 1: a man who's into my mind. That was a bear hunter. Sure, yeah,
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 1: probably I was heavier than too, so sweet all right,
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 1: well you'd probably smell you odd story to chair off
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: because you know, now my son's old enough, Like I
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 1: could play this game with him. Yeah, you know, I mean, son,
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: go get that hooker, go get our money back? About
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 1: the team this hook Oh yeah no, this thing is
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 1: going to be mega redneck family bonding.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 17: You know.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 12: Can you make a like with all your friends online?
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rob Banks and stuff like that. Cool one. Last no,
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: On Father's Day, before we could put that to bed
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 1: for the year, people were asked, what, uh, what's your
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: best dad? Don't tell mom's story? So something you and
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 1: dad got into or something happened with you and dad,
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: and like, you know what, don't tell mom? Now there's
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 1: one don't tell dad, like from a Christmas story when
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: you know Ralphie got in the fight and just wasn't
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 1: gonna just wasn't gonna tell.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 6: The old mass Scots.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but you know people ask that question,
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 1: share their best don't tell your mom story that you
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 1: can remember with your dad. This was pretty funny, said,
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: my son was struggling to eat some dry chicken at
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 1: a barbecue. You needed something to wash it down. The
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 1: only thing I had on hand was a margarita, so
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 1: I told him to take a sip, and he pounded
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 1: the entire thing and ended up getting tipsy off of it,
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 1: and to this day, his mom still doesn't know about that.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 1: Like that like Rusty Griswold when they're out in the desert. Yeah,
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 1: have a sip. Yeah, down's the whole thing. Good talk
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 1: with us. Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 4: We had one where we for whatever reason, my cousins
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 4: were in town, so we decided to go to the
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 4: Tobacco Museum.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 1: Oh sweet as you do, and yeah, right, so we
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: went in and then my dad and my uncle bought
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: a canna dip and they decided, hey, kids, you know,
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go try the driveway. And it wasn't it.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a don't tell mom because she walked out
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 4: and found out and she was very pissed. But they
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 4: were there was the process of don't tell mom, and
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 4: they were all like, you guys, throw up. We had
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 4: we had put the tiniest little bit in okay, and
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 4: we was just in the.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 1: Process of doing it with mom. But what the heck
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: were you guys? Didn't you And you're from Tennessee, you
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 1: say that sounds very tennis But see they're all from
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: the north that' stuff like these are Chicagoans and New Yorkians.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, my parents got divorced when I was six,
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 12: so I don't really.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: Have a lot of those stories.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 12: But I told you, like in the eighties and like
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 12: my my babysitters were like doing cocaine in front of
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 12: me and stuff like that. But then my my dad
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 12: and my dad's friends would be like like partying, doing
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 12: like cocaine and drinking and stuff like hardcore. But Dad's
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 12: friends Yeah, yeah, I mean there were like super young
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 12: parents in the eighties, Like they they're partying like hard
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 12: So yeah, I think I don't. I don't think he's like,
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 12: don't tell mom, but I think he kind of like implied, like, hey,
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 12: don't don't say that the boys were over.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 11: So funny that you say that, because I was talking
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 11: to my mom last week and she said the same
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 11: thing to me. She said, looking back, all we did
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 11: was party. Yeah, and me, thinking back, it's true, it's
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 11: like every almost every night, every weekend was like thirty
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 11: people wasted getting thrown in the pool. Like I think
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 11: there were affairs going on.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 1: It was like it was a party, was smoking and
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 1: his brother weren't allowed out of the room. Yeah, you
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 1: stay in there, staying there. Yeah, it was fun. So
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: there wasn't a whole lot of secrets. Says my dad
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: used to tie a sled to the back of our
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 1: four wheeler and drive us around in the snow. One
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 1: time I fell off and had my face beat up.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: I was bleeding everywhere. We told my mom I slipped
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: and fell, so we could just keep doing the sled rides. Yeah,
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 1: don't tell mom. My dad told the cops that he
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 1: was tickling me while I was in the back seat
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: trying to get out of a ticket for reckless driving.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: They asked me if that was true, and I was
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 1: too scared to say anything, so I just nodded and
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 1: they let him off of the warning, and he immediately
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 1: told me never tell my mom about this helping them out. Well, dude,
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 1: if you have kids and you don't use them to
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 1: get out of stuff, whether it's a ticket or out
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 1: of like planned events, and you're doing it wrong. Yeah, well,
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 1: it's one of the whole reasons to have kids that way.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 1: Is you never to do a dish again. Oh yeah,
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 1: you never have to cut your own grass again. There's
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 1: just certain things. You never have to take the trash
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 1: cans out again. That's why you have them, Otherwise they're
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: just freeloaders, So one said. I was with my dad
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: and we thought it was a good idea to start
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 1: a small fire on our porch, which was made of wood.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 1: We thought we put it out, but the wind must
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 1: have kicked up because we came outside the next day
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 1: and there was a giant hole burned into the porch.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, how that happened? Don't know, neighbor kids, I
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 1: don't know? Love it? Yeah, So what's your best, you know,
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 1: story with your dad where it was like, hey, man,
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 1: don't tell your mom. Do girls have those? Or is
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: that just like a father.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 5: Something that doesn't really sound like anything I grew up with.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 19: I do, but it's a much more like wholesome one
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 19: than what you guys are telling me about cocaine. But
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 19: I remember it's kind of the first time that it
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 19: occurred to me that this could happen.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 1: Can I guess? Yeah, you and your dad watched a
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: Hallmark movie before the whole family could, and you're cordated pajamas.
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 2: You do, don't tell mom they.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: Made a Mother's Day yetter they you couldn't surprise her. Yeah,
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: Sammy's dad snuck a cup of hot cocoa tour without
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: the Mom, No, don't tell, mom, it's like that.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 13: It's a little bit like that.
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 19: Actually, where I was like five years old, it was
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 19: Thanksgiving and we weren't allowed to have any of the
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 19: treats before dinner, and there was homemade receas and everyone
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 19: was down in the basement hanging out, and I had
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 19: gone upstairs and I found my dad upstairs eating a
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 19: recess and I was like, we are not allowed to
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 19: have those yet, and which he would have gotten in
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 19: trouble to, honestly if he had broken into the sash
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 19: too early. And he just handed me one and you
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 19: said I won't tell if you won't, And I was like, oh,
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 19: that's what I realized, Like we.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 5: Can sneak things, you can split.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 1: Breaking the rules. My daddy let me have a piece
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 1: of candy when I was in supposed to insensitivity draining
• 2:02:26
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• 2:03:10
  Speaker 1: Greg Gory, huh parting words of wisdom please, Yeah, Russian
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 1: dolls are bad role models because they're so full of themselves. Yay.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 1: Greg likes it because it's like a chick inside of
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 1: another chicky.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 6: Over and over and over.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so hurry, that's pretty hard dude inside another dude.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 1: Depending which one you buy, you know both are hotwice.
• 2:03:32
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• 2:03:35
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• 2:03:37
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• 2:03:39
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• 2:03:41
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• 2:03:43
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