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Spell Check, Send: Mass Effect Andromeda & Justice League Trailer · Multiple Nerdgasm

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Luke are you sufficiently aroused to record a podcast um I'm aroused as I
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normally am in recording what level of arousal is Optimum for recording a
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podcast asking for a friend I guess it depends on the topics semi right y yeah
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cuz you don't want to be too distracted you want to know it's there but you
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don't want it to be like full rock hard because then you then you're going to
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get distracted I generally assume that it's there and I've learned to live my
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life fully rockard so that's just something I've had to get used to uh I
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learned that from The Rock uh which is funny enough that's how he got his name
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yeah yeah uh and the documentary they made about it which um is also called
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The Rock and stars uh sha connory as The
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Rock yeah Stars Shan connory as my erect
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penis welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy when did you get your driver's
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license Luke uh oh God how old am I now
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uh 3 30s five 35 so nearly 20 years ago
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uhhuh you got yours a bit later Dan is that right oh I got mine very late man
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I've only had mine for seven years well you lost it for half of that didn't you
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yeah and uh yeah two speeding tickets in the first year meant I spent quite a bit
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of time without it well I just uh I just had to go recently my Australian license
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expired and luckily I I noticed and everything in time CU I could use my
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Australian license here for 12 months which meant I still had six months
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except it's got to be valid which meant I didn't so I had to make and you can't
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really fly back to renew it no I could have got a longer one but then it seemed
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like a waste of money uh you know when I renewed in Sydney last year but I
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had the immense pleasure of once again visiting the DMV here in uh you love
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that place I know I told you before about our experience and I thought this
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time I've mentioned on the podcast before for those who didn't hear it it
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sucks there's one building basically that Services the whole of this state um
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and there are a couple of field offices and you can do odds and ends at other
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places like aleaa but there's just there's one DMV so imagine there's just one RTA for
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your state although to be fair this state is very small but not that small
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like I think it's bigger than CRA and CRA has like quite a few of them still
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so I thought the best thing to do is going to be to get there first thing in
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the morning and hopefully there won't be any lines or anything and I can just go
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in and get it done so just before you go on can I take one guess go ahead a lot
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of people have this same idea it opens at 8:30 on a weekday I got
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there at4 to 8 and there was already a line from the
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front door into into the car park wow oh God and I was like ah [ __ ] and it was
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minus something it's been very cold here so I was like all right let's do this so
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I got out waited in the line the line continued to grow actually like snakes
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like through the car park it was there's like uh one I heard one of the dormans
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say that there are thousands of people there every morning I was like this is
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going to be fun the way it works is you go in and you line up at the uh like a a
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booth that you go to first and then they make sure you've got all the stuff that
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you need before they give you a ticket number because otherwise you're wasting
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everybody's time like triage like triage yeah when you go to a clinic and they
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you got to go and tell some nurse first what's wrong with you and she sorts you
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out and tells you where to go right and make sure you're not going to get in
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there and and waste you know waste time and and money y so anyway I get I get up
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to the front it didn't take that long to get through the first how I don't know
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100 people that were in front of me so I got all my stuff sorted out and then uh
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I had to go down and and get approved by security clearance people they checked
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my Visa and all that kind of crap and uh all up my experience there took about 2
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hours and I was given my Learners
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permit Learners yeah what so so going
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Learners per I did hear someone in the uh in the line for the the number Booth
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say that he'd been waiting 45 minutes so I'm glad I did get there early so it's
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just 45 minutes to get a number to wait cuz and and I had to wait like an hour
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and a half when I had my number I went I went to our version last year um I had
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to go get uh the go get the start to get my L's my motorcycle license oh yeah I
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walked over there I started my lunch what about 12 we'll get back to it Dan
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about a two minute walk walked in took my number saw the person and made it
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back to my desk in about 15 minutes yeah since they including the thought of
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photo and to wait for the license to be printed I remember the RTA used to be
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really bad uh and then since they they do that the new like the they outsourced
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it and it's been really good that's my
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experience recently well not now not now well well not not for you now oh no
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absolutely not no so I got a for you that's that's a really long trip now L
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you ride a motorbike I ride a scooter How is it that I know nothing about you
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wa you actually have and ride a scooter right now yes yes why haven't you
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mentioned this never came up like a veser or like a moped uh it's more like
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a veser okay cool sits on 110 so I ride on the highway what kind of helmet do
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you have I know that sounds like an odd question I don't have a Star Wars one
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yet okay listeners will know that's not an odd question to ask L I do want one
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it's the most important question I get one what color is your scooter my
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scooter is white okay for now cuz I was impatient and couldn't wait the extra 3
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Days To Get It One In Color what ask how much how much does a
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scooter like that cost oh the one I got was like 4,000 okay 4 and a half or
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something and what brand is it
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what ym SIM right okay you got a picture I think I think we need a picture of
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Luke on his scooter up on the multiple nerdgasm Instagram yeah and if I don't
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get one from you I'm just going to photoshop one and it's not going to be
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flattering it in your best interest to send one along Luke all right I'll see
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what I can do I'll have one taken this week as soon as the sun's out all right
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good soon as your son it raining the wet yet oh yeah it's been rainy over there hasn't
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it it rains here every day stop complaining basically it's also horribly
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hot every day too you get a bit of both learn not to complain about the heat
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here I can't complain about the Heat or the rain no it doesn't snow here though
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and I can't complain about the cold it's not fair I can't complain about anything
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anymore yeah just shut your Windam mouth man you live in the Promised Land Str so
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Matt you're on your L's now yeah and uh luckily this this particular permit
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allows me to drive on my own cuz I when she told me okay you got to do I had to
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do a computer test you know where you touch the screen and answer the
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questions and she said all right and then you'll get your learners permit and
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I was like sorry I have to go to work every day um if I have to be supervised
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driving that's going to be a problem and she said no no no you're fine I've got
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to wait at least 30 days uh and then I can book to go do a you know a driving
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test with a with a person with a bureaucrat sitting next to you judging
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you when you're driving yeah wow and uh and then yeah I get my so you sure
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you're allowed to just drive yeah it actually says it on my it's not even a
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proper license it's a piece of paper it's got my photo on it it's just a
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piece of paper and it actually says on it let me read it I'm with Luke this does not sound
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legit the whole fact you have to wait 30 days as and Providence plantations learner
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permit this permit is issued in blah blah blah blah blah uh the permit holder
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is required to be in possession of this permit at all times when operating a
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motor vehicle a supervising driver is not required for this permit
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holder and I look I look drunk in the photo obious obviously so just stay
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drunk while you're driving yeah you want to look like you're going to look when
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you get pulled over so I think that's fair yeah no you got to be very polite
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here if you get pulled over they don't like jokes no I sent around a video you know
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that uh the video of the guy oh I'm just waiting for a mate the guy crashed the
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car so much I said up on the gutter yeah
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you had an accident have I yeah what did I hit so good I sent that around at my
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work too no one understood it everyone at my work just went wow the police are
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very polite in Australia like they would have just beaten that guy
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here so I'm actually going for my license at the moment too because I've been here
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more than 12 months so my Australian license is no longer counts as valid
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driver's license here uh but all I have to do is the computer test so I'm booked
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in for that in a couple of weeks do you drive much over there I don't drive at
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all here because do you know do you know about the car situation here have I
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talked about this before I don't think
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so no okay so cars here cost about twice
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what a car would cost in any other country so to get just a small little
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hatchback instead of costing you about 15 grand will cost about 30 grand so
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right off the bat cars are quite expensive but to combat the road
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situation or let's say the traffic situation that occurs in most other
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Southeast Asian countries which is to say out of [ __ ] chaos right um there
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is also a road tax that you have to pay if you own a car for the privilege of
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driving on sing roads and that tax is $90,000 per
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year what what not a joke it is
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$90,000 per year to drive in Singapore that's insane also if you want to drive
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in the CBD uh you get charged a fee every time you enter the CPD how much do you people
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get paid over there yeah yeah not enough for that hence why almost nobody has a
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car in fact if you um if you're out on the roads here it's it's service
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Vehicles taxis and Ubers and that's it almost I don't think I no I know one
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person who has a car how can people afford to operate an
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Uber like um Uber they exemp you can you can rent a car from Uber oh and they pay
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it or something yeah correct that's why all Ubers seem to be those um what's
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that funny little car with the square back the Smart car no no not the Smart
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car it's uh the door handle to the back doors up on the window maybe you guys
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don't have them over there anyway they're everywhere here we don't have a
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whole lot of hatchbacks here that's one thing I've noticed we've got uh you need
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big cars yeah yeah if you come with Confederate flags on the back
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window we saw a bunch of those down
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south if you uh yeah yep uh next time you're here have a look try and spot
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like a you know like a hatchback like you know in Australia a lot of people
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have Corollas or you know Honda Civics and that kind of stuff try and spot them
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you won't yeah right well back in Australia you and I had the
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exact same car Matt both hatchback yep no no that that car in particular that
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small no you never see it yeah no doesn't exist here I guess it it' get
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eaten by the bigger cars exactly right yeah they just they don't have them no
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one wants them I guess so it's not worth it so no I don't have a car here and I
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don't hardly have a drive but you need ID I guess well I want my license well
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actually everyone's got an ID here because everyone has to I mean it's a
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bit of a nanny state so everyone's issued with an ID you have to give your
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ID number when you buy a ticket to the movies
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here huh really yeah every everywhere I
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ask for your ID everywhere so I've got uh I've got my work permit which like is
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classed as a government ID which I can use but I actually need to drive so yeah
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yeah do you guys want to talk about you've been playing some video games
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this week cuz I have I assume you guys have oh I have I have actually some big
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feeling we may have all been playing the same game at one point too yeah we've
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been uh waiting for a game to come out and it's had a bit of a shaky start I
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think to its life from you know from the reviews and people's opinions of it
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I've sorry yeah why don't you say what the name of the game is before I put my
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throw my head into the I was about to say I'm dancing around it and the name
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of the game is Mass Effect Andromeda yay can I just say straight off the bat yeah
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I don't know what people are [ __ ] complaining about I don't really either
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well and I in fact I don't know what you guys are complaining about with the
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voice acting I think it's [ __ ] fine it's I think it's only because I
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was I was playing the other day what's that the voice acting wasn't a problem
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for me it was the faces I think the faces are a problem I
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mean they're slightly more carish I guess people's eyes Jump Around quite a
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bit when you're talking to them and stuff like that and you know what I I
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promise you I wouldn't have noticed it except people are talking about it and
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so I'm I'm like every time I go into a conversation I'm I'm like hyper aware of
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the stilted kind of conversation that it's just it's a video game like but in
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saying this like it's not like the original Mass Effect series was that
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good for that either was a little bit better with their faces but yeah I know
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man the faces in Mass Effect were a bit weird always a bit weird what pulls you
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into it though is the great story yeah so far I'm I'm into it has yeah it
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really does I've got no problem with anything so far yeah me everyone on the
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internet [ __ ] you I'm enjoying the [ __ ] out of this game and people are
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complaining about some weird stuff like like not being able to make someone
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Caucasian enough in the Character Creator like come on what that's an
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honestly people are complaining about it it's like just he's too tan I need to be
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pure Aryan race yeah people are weird yeah that's weird that's weird if you're one of
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those people you're weird stop listening to my podcast like I will be I did not
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spend as long as I normally did creating my character because just felt a little
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off to me so I just went look I'm going to jump straight into the game I thought
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it started a little slow yeah just arriving and the handh holding be and
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trying I was also trying to find out what was happening really see I kind of
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liked it cuz it kind of it threw you in a little bit but then you know gu like
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first planet is beautiful yeah no it's great I'm With You Luke I
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didn't uh I didn't put a whole lot of effort compared to the previous games in
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constructing my character basically chose a default head and then change the
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hair do but I will say this did you guys is it just me I had trouble turning the
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head during the uh character building could you guys turn the head from Sid to
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side I don't remember okay cuz I couldn't and I I don't know why you're
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supposed to be able to turn the head I couldn't do it anyway I I made a generic
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character with new hair basically um started the game and the first closeup I
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realized somehow I'd ended up with huge [ __ ] ridiculous
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sideburns right my guy so I actually I just stopped restarted went back
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corrected it and then watched I watched through the I I couldn't stop staring at
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them and I knew it was going to ruin the entire game for me my um this always
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happens with Mass Effect I don't know what it is is about the mass effect
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character creators what I don't know what they're doing at BioWare that's why
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I'm like people complaining about the character creat I'm like they're always
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[ __ ] don't worry about it like you always create like a [ __ ] monstrosity
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don't worry about it from my guy looks great most of the time and then every
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now and then his eyebrows are like curve and he looks like ridiculous like he'll
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being a conversation he just and like whatever expression it is that he's
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supposed to be making it looks like he's having a stroke so fep from Mass Effect
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3 was okay in two but three kind of mixed it up a bit and my fep in three
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looked like an older lady who had had some kind of desperate plastic surgery
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done yeah you know and ended up looking not quite right
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yeah uh all right now the most important question I have to
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ask who are you going to bang on your ship I haven't met everybody yet yeah I have
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bang but that's the first thing I you know the first thing I did was look
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around who is bang worthy yeah I explore the ship figure out who the options are
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start whittling them away start laying the groundw don't make sure after every
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Mission I talk to you yep not going to flirt with the the tan not not into
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that you're not not into inter species relation well I had some pretty hot
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inter species sex with a quaran so no I'm not going to turn down assari but
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I'm Anan yeah unfortunately Natalie Dormer shut me down straight
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off she's the uh doctor on the ship did you try realize that you try and is
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Clancy Brown your dad that's something I meant to look up yeah it is yeah yeah I
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heard that voice I was like [ __ ] I just want Clancy Brown to read Lord of
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the Rings to me as I fall asleep every night you know what I mean yeah and
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director tan who is that I know his voice
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I uh I you know what I did actually look up the voice actors the other day cuz I
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was trying to figure out if um you what's the Gil the guy who flies the
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ship he sounds a little like bit like oh no I'm going to reveal something about
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myself that I've revealed before he sounds a little bit like the guy who
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plays Enzo on The Vampire Diaries so I was trying to figure out if it was him
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and we can just pretend that I didn't admit again that I watched that oh just
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uh we just let that go yeah thanks appreciate it okay so I'm not not sure who I'm going
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to bang yet I haven't met everybody I know that there's that other assari girl
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that I'm going to meet at some point I haven't gotten that far I've actually
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really only left the Nexus that's where I'm up to cuz I oh wow yeah I know I
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haven't done much cuz I jumped into the multiplayer to try that out as well I I
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tried that out I didn't go well and then I just left and quit I'm going to bang
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suie that was my experience as well I suck at it basically it could be fun to
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play yeah because I've already EOS is now 100% level and I've got people there
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now oh nice wow I've moved on to I've actually got uh two planets at at 100%
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another at 70 and I haven't discovered the other two yet
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M well no SP I think there's a lot more to it than no no no SP no I'm just being
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silly but I think there's there's um I won't it takes me a little bit longer to
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spoil games than it does movies sure movies I don't give people long at
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all movies [ __ ] them games I respect no I just with the movie movie
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you can find time in the first two weeks if you want to see it to go see it yeah
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game I understand that it is a longer time commitment to put I know I'm like
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20 30 hours in a row I'll probably never finish this game it did only come out
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this week yeah yeah yeah I'd already done 10 hours before it had come
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out oh yeah that's right because you got EA access EA access yeah I had to look
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at that I can't justify it for the games that are on there cuz I own all of the
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ones that I would be interested in anyway so it's kind of just pointless to
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me yes but for me it's good for achievements with sports games yeah oh
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okay yeah don't care about those yeah I'm never going to buy a sports game but
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I'll play them to get achievements and this is how I I give AA 40 bucks a year
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for the privilege of playing oh man the the ship the Tempest is [ __ ] awesome
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I want to live on the Tempest Normy ripoff no I thought the Normandy was
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cool This ship's cooler it's and I I did see they mentioned this uh either in a a
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video or possibly at P they wanted to give it more windows kind of so whereas
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the Normandy just because the technology had to be a little more closed off where
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the technology of the game or the technology of the Normandy the
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technology of the game whereas in this you you know how it's got Windows
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everywhere especially like you go up into the meeting room and it's like full
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360 windows and then down in in your quarters it looks out over whatever and
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what you look out at is where you are like it changes based on where you are
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in in the galaxy and I must say I do find myself just standing and looking
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out of the [ __ ] windows and that's exactly how it would be in real life if
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I on a sh I would just stand there look out and be like M just be staring there
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looking at the Godless void waiting for death right [ __ ] yeah one thing that
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does get annoying though is the travel oh yeah between planets just to scan I'm
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hoping they're going to let you skip that they've got a patch coming that's
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going to fix a bunch of people's issues I think cuz that's nice the first couple
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of times where hey I've scaned this planet I'm going to go scan this thing
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and it does a big sweeping thing like traveling beautiful but then after the
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first 10 20 times where it's I just want to go there and PR a and then move to
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the next one like just yes I no longer appreciate this beautiful galaxy you've
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created you've numbed me to it yeah hopefully they'll let you skip
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that it's weird that they didn't when whenever there's something like that in
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a game it weeds me out that like of all the things that they could have thought
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no maybe we'll let them skip that like you really thought people would want
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that like you know they have to wait 20 seconds before they can get from place
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to place got to have something to do with the load times or something yeah I
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thought that too actually like when you use the uh when you walk up to a door
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and it just stays red for that little bit longer or when you use the tram in
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uh in the in the Nexus and it it just takes a little bit longer to get
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somewhere than you think would really be ideal but remember in the first Mass
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Effect though with the [ __ ] elevator load screens yep where you just have to at
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least they made them interesting yeah with the news reports yeah you just have
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to stand in an elevator for five minutes while it loads but they made it seem
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like it was part of the game yeah it's funny though that see now we're
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complaining about it whereas if it was a load screen we'd be like oh I guess it's got a
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load like but now it's like a annoying thing
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but yeah I I'm hoping to have this finished probably this week and I am not
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going to rush it yeah I am not going to have this finished for quite some time
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yeah I'm not rushing I didn't even play it at all today all I played today was
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Metal Slug oh yeah a thousand gamer score out of it
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the old arcade game yep nice yeah I had a day off from M Massif just to step
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back I'll get back into it tomorrow well we're GNA I'm playing it a bit we've
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been playing Jenna and I have been playing through Borderlands 2 again just
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because we I never played the second Borderlands oh God it's so good oh
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you're missing out it's so much better than the first one really it's really
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good yeah it's really good if you pick up that handsome collection if you if
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you're it's got Borderlands Jack collection yeah yeah yeah it's got
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Borderlands 2 and the Pre-Sequel which is like the Australian Borderlands they
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two 2K Australia made it and so everyone's an Aussie in it oh it's got
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yeah speaking of which gentlemen yes I dipped I dipped back into Civ 6 today
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once I realized there was an Australia pack in the
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DLC so uh does that have to be a DLC well I mean I bought the uh I bought
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the entire version that gives you all the DLC so oh with the season pass or
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whatever they call it yeah I didn't DL the C in this case but
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um it's uh yeah so I'm I'm starting a new campaign as the Aussies so nice I'm
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enjoying that yes you get an Outback station as your uh unique building and
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you get the diggers as your unique armor
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unit interesting yeah I like it have has your interest in Civ 6 picked up or are
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you still thinking five is better I haven't played it until this Australia
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campaign uh I've been I played a little bit of C five in between and I still I
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still prefer five there's something about it that I just I like better but
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um yeah maybe maybe maybe this Australia pack will entice me to play through an
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entire campaign in Civ 6 which I haven't done yet okay I will play it one
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day but I'm always scared about starting a civilization game because one game of
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that always takes me eight hours just sitting in front of the computer not
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moving yeah just one more turn one more turn one more even after I win the game
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I keep playing I agree and that's why I've had to ban myself from playing it
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in bed at night cuz you just play it forever yeah I just play it forever uh
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and then the sun will come up and I'll be like [ __ ] but uh it's it's good for
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planes and I'm on a lot of planes these days oh yeah yeah you zip around a lot
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yeah been in three country this week alone I'm going to get in trouble for
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showing off by saying that play I'm not showing off all right just stating a
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fact speaking of showing off I just want to there's a clip here let me make sure
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this is working can you guys tell me can you hear this should we uh should we
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look at some news yep I found a way to to increase or decrease the size of your
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penis oh that's interesting I didn't know that yeah I mean it's all true Luke
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it's all very true I know it's just feeling a bit small at the moment sure
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so I wouldn't mind something just a little bit bigger you feel your hands
26:33
have grown a little bit it could just be it's still a little swollen after
26:37
breaking my wrist how well endowed do you want to be the maximum size I better
26:42
go something huge yeah yeah why wouldn't you why wouldn't you you know it's not
26:47
every day you get to choose size of your penis I think it's even enticing me to give it a
26:52
try all right that's uh that's the most
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unsexy thing see it wasn't a sign of all I'm trying to be sexy is that oh I don't
27:01
want you to see that on me yeah
27:08
that's sorry I just wanted to make sure the uh just wanted to make sure it was
27:13
working Lov a that's that's what happens when I'm not on the show yeah I don't
27:18
know what you guys were talking about Jenna just sent me this there was a lot
27:21
of dick news last week before last Jenna was like did you hear what they were
27:26
talking about sent me that clip I'm I'm back yeah so anyway how did your enlargement
27:31
go Luke um I think it's going to along quite nicely still not there yet oh it's
27:35
like a process yes well I think it's a process I keep spending the money right
27:41
Cash dick.com He should didn't join Scientology by mistake all they say is
27:47
look if it hasn't worked it just means that I haven't sort of finished the
27:50
treatment yet so if I just send him another $100 they'll send me the next
27:54
lot and it should be fine that time then maybe when it's finished uh we
27:59
can organize a little twitch stream to show it off to the world uh I don't
28:03
think you're allowed to on Twitch well that's you know it's discrimination I
28:07
don't know how that's discrimination no we'll figure out a way okay more like
28:13
discrimination speaking of dicks uh did you guys watch the Justice League
28:18
trailer no I haven't yet yeah I watched it I just heard about it you didn't you
28:23
didn't see all the little mini trailers that dropped yesterday to prepare you to
28:27
wet your appetite no Matt heard about it before we started pretty I find the
28:33
trailers for a trailer thing pretty
28:34
obnoxious yeah yeah like I mean [ __ ] off but what did you think of the trailer I
28:41
thought it looked stupid yeah just
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personally a [ __ ] terrible trailer and nothing about it entices me to see
28:52
this movie except to say that I'll probably watch anything that gal do is
28:58
ever in just just to look at her sure but other than that this looks like the
29:04
biggest piece of [ __ ] ever I just don't
29:08
get it I don't understand it's so
29:12
strange it's like DC try to be Marvel but just haven't shed enough of the
29:17
shittiness of the DC stuff that everyone hated before see I'm not even I don't I
29:23
I don't like saying oh you know marvel does it better and DC Does It Better
29:27
like even just on its right this trailer just it doesn't look very good to me at
29:32
all like it's not it doesn't look like a good movie like I don't like cyborg
29:38
looks awful like it looks like he's his his armor isn't attached it just looks
29:44
like a cartoon and well the whole thing looks like a cartoon which I guess maybe
29:48
that's what they're going for maybe that's what it is I just I don't
29:52
appreciate but looks like it looks like a cartoon not a comic book come to life
29:58
right yeah which is what you're sort of going for but I'm sort of just watching
30:03
the trailer now just why you guys are talking and it looks like they're trying
30:06
to do the thing that got people sucked into Suicide Squad which was the music
30:10
for the trailer is awesome yeah yeah I I see I find that strange as well cuz I
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prefer trailers that have like you know like an epic score or something whereas this
30:23
is I don't know I think the tone of this is just not appealing to me so far and
30:28
also they do have color in the DC Universe somewhere don't they it doesn't
30:32
have to be all black and white they are going very dark with this but not like
30:37
well they're even making the flash sort of
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dark where the flash is bright red yeah no he's kind of more of a maroon in this
30:47
an Aquaman he's orange no he's not in this well he
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doesn't even have a shirt he's he's bare
30:56
chested that sequence where he's on the Batmobile and he gives like Batman a
31:02
little wink and Batman's like yeah and then he jumps up and stabs at those
31:07
flying the the josian yeah I was just like oh that is
31:13
that does not look good to me no and look look I know that I
31:20
enjoyed Batman v Superman more than you guys did because I was just happy that
31:23
Batman and Superman were on SC there's two there two characters I like in one
31:27
movie together Superman's not even [ __ ] in this as far as I can tell yeah
31:32
um he will be I I guarantee he'll be in there somewhere um but bring him back I
31:38
don't know I don't think he will be it can't be Justice League if he's not in
31:43
it well I also there was no Martian Manhunter either and I say there's no
31:47
justice league without Martian Manhunter fair enough I think everyone's
31:52
a bit over Superman and I don't think he will be back in this one yeah all right fine
31:58
looks like the most [ __ ] twodimensional version of him that they
32:02
could have possibly come up with like what what is the reasoning behind making
32:07
this just more genetic genetic generic [ __ ] you know what I mean yeah and again
32:13
I don't want to sound like I'm hating on DC I love Batman uh I'm not super
32:18
familiar with the other characters because I mean all right maybe I am
32:22
hating on DC I just didn't realize it I like Batman yeah the rest of them are just
32:28
Batman from the Batman games oh [ __ ] yeah they we've talked about this before
32:33
they need to make the Arkham series into movies see I think Batman has gotten too
32:38
dark now they should go back to the way he was in the 60s they should do another
32:41
totally Camp tights Batman they tried that Joel SCH and he was crucified for
32:46
it yeah I don't think he was doing that on purpose though I think that's just
32:49
what you get when you get a Raving Queen to direct a Batman
32:52
movie oh man who the [ __ ] thought that was a good idea especially after the
32:57
after the first one what George CL was like oh Yeahs yeah I'll do it tell you what put
33:04
nipples on the costume I'll come back for one
33:09
more maybe it's cuz Anie was involved and he was like oh this will be good no
33:14
well he was the worst thing about a [ __ ] movie do not put me in the
33:21
cooler ice to see
33:23
you oh God the best so yeah I don't know this this doesn't look very good to me I
33:30
still reckon that that they should have tried to maybe intertwine their
33:34
television Universe with the movie yeah bring the TV Flash in well
33:39
see I haven't seen any of the TV stuff either neither have I but people will
33:43
liking it yeah well Wonder Woman looks good I've seen it I saw another trailer
33:48
for Wonder Woman the other week uh before Beauty and the Beast and uh and
33:52
that looks good so you know yeah it does it does it looks genuinely good uh I've
33:58
seen the recent trailer as well and so hopefully yeah hopefully that'll be
34:02
different I think that'll be the only good one out of all of them well might
34:07
not maybe it'll be [ __ ] as well who knows Aquaman I'm not looking forward to
34:11
he's getting own Standalone is it yeah ju yeah and if it wasn't for James Juan
34:17
there's no way I'd be going to see this because I have zero interest in an
34:22
Aquaman Standalone movie and I [ __ ] I find Jason mmoa has like
34:28
all the Charisma of a khaki colored cardigan but um it's so alliterative I
34:34
love it that so he won't understand it yeah
34:39
exactly but [ __ ] me I just I'll watch anything James ju makes so yeah he
34:46
hasn't I'm trying to think has he made a bad film I don't think he has he has not
34:49
let me down yet Matt I didn't like the conjuring one that much but I didn't
34:53
dislike it it just was oh no I liked the conjuring I like theing
34:58
I don't think I've seen the second one because I was like what could this where
35:02
could this possibly go from here yeah okay I'll check out coning toing 2 is
35:06
good need to stop doing everything and make my robot Tech movie yeah they're
35:09
doing that aren't they I'll chip in for you know I got reminded the other day
35:12
that uh there's supposed to be a Witcher movie coming out this year they
35:16
announced it ages ago and then there's been nothing no because there was an
35:21
interview with uh the author of the books who oh did you know uh we haven't
35:26
talked about this at all I think he uh you know he wrote The Witcher books
35:30
which are great by the way if you listeners if you haven't read them
35:33
they're really good um I still haven't played the third Witcher game oh my God
35:39
it's so good it's like the best video game but he uh he wrote the books and
35:44
then CD project red approached him when they were going to do the first Witcher
35:47
game which is a long time ago now I don't know exactly when but they came
35:51
they approached him and they said we want to make a video game and he was
35:54
like fine video games are stupid but fine and they said do you want uh do you
35:59
want to lump some now or do you want an ongoing share of the profits and he was
36:04
like profits from a video game don't don't make me laugh I want to lump some
36:10
right now and then and now he's like [ __ ]
36:16
[ __ ] yeah and he even he said the games are amazing and have changed his mind
36:21
about video games cuz he thought it was just little dots on the screen that were
36:25
supposed to be aliens and you shoted them and he was like well that's going to be
36:30
[ __ ] no he hasn't played a game since pong well it was a long it The Witcher
36:36
the original Witcher came out it's been a while like I guess a forgivable per
36:41
original Witcher wasn't dots on a screen that you shoot at no I know that but
36:45
he's like an older guy who lives he's in he's from Poland he's an older guy I
36:48
don't think he gives a [ __ ] about video games at all and so probably wasn't as
36:52
culturally important back then yeah no that's fair to be honest was at a dinner
36:58
the other night with some clients and it came out that I played video
37:02
games and then I had to spend about half an hour 45 minutes explaining to
37:07
everyone the appeal of video games why I played them why it wasn't a
37:13
complete waste of time yeah right I I've had this conversation with many people
37:19
at work and all I try and do is find the stupid hobby that they have cuz
37:25
everyone's got one sure I've got guy work with he likes cars He collects he's
37:30
got like a really nice car that he spent a fortune on yeah yeah I don't even know
37:34
what it is it's a f Porsche or something another guy who likes to drink really
37:39
nice ports so he spent hundreds of dollars on say another guy likes to
37:43
drink no that's you yeah it's You Luke no don't drink nice stuff I'll drink the
37:48
cheapest stuff possible yeah right but yeah I'm just trying to explain to
37:50
people that way like yeah I think what you do is stupid yeah and that's the
37:55
name of your book Luke l I think what you do is
38:03
stupid but that's how I sort of try to get people to come around to games are
38:07
okay just leave me alone yeah look I basically said you know when you're
38:10
really engross in a good book and you just want to read a little bit every
38:13
night that's what it's like playing a video game you think about it when
38:18
you're not playing it you can play it for hours if you don't get
38:22
distracted yeah it's like an it's a extension on from like films and stuff
38:26
now I think it's like interactive film like it's you experience a story that
38:30
you couldn't otherwise experience in your everyday life mhm like uh exploring
38:35
a [ __ ] distant Galaxy for example yeah expanding my mind to the very
38:40
boundaries of the known universe exactly which is why I think a lot of Mo game to
38:45
movie adaptations don't work because people already have parts of the story
38:51
worked out in their head that they created on their own yeah like imagine
38:54
if they tried to make Mass Effect you know the mass Trilogy into a movie like
38:59
you could never get it in in a state where everybody well straight away
39:03
whoever you cast is shepher going to have half the people complaining
39:07
straight away yep and then uh and then F ship is a real ship yeah but then people
39:12
would complain about that 100% oh yes
39:16
speaking of which guys I uh I attempted to watch the Warcraft movie oh did you
39:23
made I barely made it 15 minutes in really I mean I I don't know what's
39:28
worse the script the acting the [ __ ]
39:32
cartoon of the look and feel of it's just it's just bad it's just really bad
39:39
cuz this thing they didn't even go off like the Warcraft game or anything they
39:42
tried I mean the MMO they tried to go back like the original Warcraft and how
39:48
back story for that started or something they they talked about the story to that
39:52
you and you and someone else build a city then you fight
39:58
but he said that there and and I think he's right there is a lot that if you
40:02
don't know the story of and MMO is different to uh a movie
40:07
because throughout the course of playing the game you can find out a lot of
40:10
information whereas in a film there's no way that you know like a 2hour film you
40:15
couldn't explain all of the different you you got all the races you got all
40:18
the cities you got all the Wars all the history that kind of stuff but this is
40:22
where I think that they're going wrong with these movies cuz they go
40:27
we have to either explain everything or go our own way like that's what happened
40:31
with the new last the Assassin's Creed movie oh yeah I haven't seen that yet no
40:36
I haven't either I haven't seen it yet but evidently like the leap of faith mhm
40:41
something that we know is a thing like you run up you jump off thing you land a
40:44
bail of leap of faith in that they made a point of pointing that out and going
40:48
the leap of the faith I never thought I'd see that and they're not making
40:54
these movies for gamers right yeah and I think that's where they're losing people
40:59
cuz the people who are going to go see this movie and review it are the gamers
41:03
yeah if you don't give Gamers what they want to see they're going to just give
41:07
it a [ __ ] review yeah and then no one is going to go see this movie know but
41:12
they're not making the movie for games they're making the movie for who they
41:15
think everyone will want to see it because you could just throw them in
41:19
right like look look at Star Wars for example like Star Wars just throws you
41:24
in actually and THX the same thing yeah just throws you in more so and and you figure
41:30
out you figure out what you need to know or you know what you feel like figuring
41:34
out and then but you can still experience the story I always say that
41:38
about TV series if I understand the plot straight away in the first episode I'm
41:44
not going to enjoy the show because it means the characters are telling me
41:47
about the plot and I hate that yeah what I what I want is to be confused until I
41:53
start figuring it all out yeah yeah yeah you don't need to
41:58
hand feed it to people and try and explain like but your audience people
42:04
who you want to go see this movie are going to go see this movie so make it for
42:08
them then other people will flow on to it yeah yeah well I mean that goes I guess
42:14
for the the DC movies too they keep saying that's the big defense of all of
42:18
these things oh and uh and uh I fist as well recently uh got some pretty
42:24
negative reviews and they said as well it's well it's not for critics it's for
42:28
the fans and and the fans loved it yeah well and same Batman vers Superman I
42:33
mean I cannot I mean I know that I didn't I didn't like Batman vs Superman
42:37
I know I know people like I've met I know human beings in my life who [ __ ]
42:41
love that movie so they're doing something right so maybe that's
42:46
something to that no I still think they're messed up with Batman 3 Superman
42:51
not going to defend that one all right fine I could have done better but I
42:55
still enjoyed it which you know what I really [ __ ]
42:59
enjoyed Kong Skull
43:03
Island do you see Kong catching on fire mate [ __ ] everything catches on
43:09
fire Kong Skull Island right is like somebody watched King Kong and
43:16
Apocalypse Now in one night kind of falling asleep waking up and only seeing
43:21
bits and then the next morning thinking that they had had one idea for a
43:26
movie all right well see now I really want to
43:31
watch it look it's not I meant at the premiere how the the Big King Kong oh
43:36
model caught on fire oh like on purpose like a burning man thing or no as in oh
43:42
[ __ ] it's on fire everyone run okay Googling this now I didn't know about
43:48
that yeah it was it the V Vietnamese Premiere King Kong like they had like a
43:54
huge King Kong model standing over like this the theater and then the thing just
44:00
catches on fire and goes up like crazy holy
44:05
[ __ ] holy [ __ ] I'm looking at it now okay it's not just this little thing
44:11
that burning Matt it's a [ __ ] stage
44:15
that's a light and in the midst of it it is
44:21
Kong really let trying to find holy [ __ ] like people like before it takes home
44:27
people are just in front of it having photos taken and then it's just yep goes
44:32
up in flame the entire thing that magnificent you couldn't have asked for
44:36
something thought you two would have known about this no I somehow missed
44:41
this I was [ __ ] in Vietnam last week could have been there [ __ ] I'm
44:46
going to get in trouble for [ __ ] showing off [Laughter]
44:52
again look I found your place to get your jacket oh awesome yeah there's a lot of
44:57
Custom Tailor around but I found one place in District 1 that had a lot of
45:01
kind of weird stuff in the window uh cuz you know mostly it's just suits and
45:06
stuff right so I was specifically looking for somebody that I thought
45:09
might do something a little out of the box but there was this one that had like
45:11
a Victorian frock coat hanging in the window and I was like okay this one's
45:16
for Luke that's the one yep just want to go in there and go here's a picture
45:21
here's me make these two things work together turn me into a jacket yes make
45:28
a jacket out of my skin
45:31
yeah um Kong is not going to win any
45:35
screenwriting Awards it's pretty basic
45:39
in terms of you know plot yeah uh it's a simple story told well and that's all I
45:46
ask in this case it's a popcorn movie but from my point of view this is the
45:50
reason that Cinema was invented so you could eat popcorn and watch just [ __ ]
45:57
spacular images that aren't so dumb they insult your intelligence but aren't so
46:01
smart they require you to think you know okay yeah nice thank God we've got a
46:05
decent monster movie yeah this is I did read that they originally I think it was
46:09
they wanted to do a trailer or or an intro to it at some point that I don't
46:13
know if this is in the film hopefully I'm not spoiling anything I don't think
46:16
I am where people were like on the beach of the island and then the gorilla from
46:21
um Peter Jackson's King Kong like bursts out and they're like oh my God cuz it's
46:26
huge and then the their
46:28
Kong just like smashes that this Kong is
46:33
[ __ ] big yeah he's like apparently the biggest Kong yeah yeah cuz he cuz
46:40
Jackson went for like not realism but he basically just wanted a really big ape
46:45
yeah whereas this is this is godilla nice this is you know speaking
46:51
of which him to fight Godzilla yeah well I I'll go out on a limb here and say
46:56
that after all the hype for the recent Godzilla movie I didn't think it was all
47:02
that good no I didn't think it was that great either it was terrible oh okay
47:05
good I did not feel anything for any of those characters I agree I think it was
47:10
fairly paint by numbers which is odd because I'd heard so many good things
47:13
about it took me a while to see it too in fact I only went back and watched it
47:18
after seeing Rogue one because I wanted to see G edwards's other movies yeah no
47:23
I didn't like it I thought yeah I found the the sun in you know the uh
47:28
just to be very and so yeah yeah like they were trying to
47:33
have this whole family separated or will they find each other thing and I just
47:38
did not care for that family at all yeah did not care for that could
47:43
have killed any one of them off wouldn't have bothered me at all you hear that
47:47
listeners Luke will kill any member of your
47:50
family it will not bother him at
47:55
all uh but uh I'm surprised you actually heard people that like that oh not I don't
48:02
know anybody that liked it I just I just read a lot of I heard it was good too
48:06
and just finally you know a monster movie that's smart and I'm like okay
48:11
great I can I'm all in it just it seemed like Godzilla was just everywhere
48:16
conveniently that he needed to be at times Well everywhere that it it was all
48:21
very convenient yeah but what you guys should watch is you should watch Gareth
48:25
Edward's first movie his Indie movie called monsters I've heard of it yeah is
48:30
worth a watch that's the one where people are trying to get from the US to
48:34
Mexico or something correct yes I've seen that that was a good movie yeah
48:37
yeah it was good yep Kong SK speaking of uh speaking of him uh we have a rogue
48:44
One update mhm we talked about this before we not label the point news jingle oh
48:50
[Music]
48:55
yeah war
49:03
war yeah so we talked before about how the ending to Rogue one was different
49:08
and we saw you know you've seen footage in the trailers that's not in the film
49:11
and yada yada yada you know all this you know this because you listen to this
49:14
show so we won't bore you with that this week uh at Star Wars celebration Alan
49:18
tudk uh disussed the man with two dicks the man with two dicks
49:24
disgusted uh the alter ending or just the differences and it's as simple as
49:31
apparently at uh one point the building where they had to transmit the plans was
49:37
a different building from the building that they got the plans and so they had
49:41
to go back outside and that's why there's footage of them outside and oh
49:46
yes that's that's that's why yeah I read the same interview with uh garyth
49:50
Edwards who said basically when they watched the cut they felt there was no
49:54
need to go in go out and go in somewhere else right so they
50:00
shortened it all yeah which I can sort of see that because running through a
50:05
different building what would have looked cool for a little bit of it would
50:08
have just made the movie run a little bit longer yeah I think that's what they
50:11
said and basically he's come out and said there there won't be a deleted
50:16
scene with the alternate ending on the DVD because there is no alternate ending
50:21
it was just a longer sequence of the
50:23
same ending right yeah yeah and uh tudk
50:28
said that apparently um the reason there's some shots of krennic is that he
50:32
was involved as well and apparently he is the one that shot K2 in the uh
50:37
original ending um but then they gave him a more heroic ending cuz he he kind
50:42
of just got shot and that was it apparently but krennic shot him and then
50:46
he was gone whereas they wanted him to have more of a I saw a krennic
50:50
bobblehead the other day I've got it I you do I was going to say I didn't buy
50:55
it but I'm planning to go back for it because I've been thinking I've been
50:58
thinking about it so much yeah yeah but just because I I it and I I want Ben
51:04
Mendelson to know that I've got a bobblehead of him yeah yeah I'm looking back we've got
51:09
we've got a bunch of them actually I've got a Vader one I've got Jin and we've
51:12
got cassan and a Death Trooper we got a bunch of them we got some for Christmas
51:17
and then it was like well got to get the rest of them K2 we have K2 yeah yeah and
51:23
my um niece for when we went on our road trip honeymoon uh like for our wedding
51:28
present gave us a Bubblehead Yoda to put in the car watch dashboard Yoda yeah so he's
51:35
been in the car nice I thought it was cute so yeah the ending was a little bit
51:39
different but not as different as we're all saying and then we've talked before
51:42
you know the shots with the Tie Fighter and all that kind of stuff uh that's
51:45
just cool stuff they filmed yeah they just someone made it at some point and
51:48
they're like oh it's cool but then it doesn't really work so it didn't go in
51:52
and that was it which I'm so happy that scene did not make it in
51:57
dude [ __ ] man yeah wouldn't have been believable that's the thing we've seen
52:03
ships go up against ships but we've never seen someone standing there and a
52:06
[ __ ] ship flies up in front of them shooting at a TIE fighter Jin versus TIE
52:11
fighter yeah yeah I wonder who's going to win that Mortal
52:18
Kombat that was the old Mortal Combat theme sorry if that wasn't that was immediately
52:25
identifiable to only people that were a certain age
52:29
in a certain year that's right yeah if you weren't 15 in
52:34
1995 you don't know that movie or that song If you could make a Mortal Kombat
52:39
game who would you what characters would you include out of everybody in the
52:42
universe uh Subzero scorpion no no I mean like all right fine you could
52:47
constrain it to the original Mortal Kombat characters but I mean anybody in
52:50
the universe Oh you mean I'm making a Mortal Kombat game and I could have
52:54
Superman versus Indiana Jones yes exactly right we have Paulie Hansen
52:59
versus no I've made my decision right you gonna stick with
53:05
yours Luke yep he's a simple man it seems to be
53:10
working for him he's a simple man I mean your goal in this is to not make more
53:15
money for them it it's just to just to watch them fight
53:20
yeah yeah all right if I'm making a game I want it to make
53:25
money and I'm not going to release a Mortal Kombat game without Subzero
53:29
scorpion I'm not putting up with the Internet Hate for that okay look okay
53:34
now mat I want some time to rethink this okay um yeah that's fine so so any two
53:38
people could verse each other in my Mortal Kombat game and I get to play
53:42
that's right so have a think and while you do that I'm going to say listeners
53:45
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I'd have Tyler Duran from Fight Club uhhuh fight William
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Shatner Old William Shatner is this will is this William Shatner or is this
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William Shatner as someone no uh it's it's TJ hooker era William Shatner it's
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not Denny Crane from Boston [Laughter]
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Legal all right please have that as a deal a DLC skin for yeah I think there's
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of our listeners with artistic flare yeah I.E not one of us no no we we don't
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do that stuff we do different kinds of art oh that that sounds weirder than I yes it
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does yeah wink but uh hopefully that'll come
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important question we'll find out when we get there touche that's a good answer Luke I did
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not expect such a poignant answer I like to shock people every now
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and again you know what I know you do there are Tyler dur and shirts on teu
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there's not a Mortal Kombat one not that I've seen so far but there is a street
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fighter one where it's t fighting the other guy who doesn't
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actually have a name William Shatner oh
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Jack Jack oh Jack yeah okay gotcha oh we We'll add that to our merch store yeah
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supporting us they're cool shirts anyway just check them out we got some TV news
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well I mean I I found this hilariously funny because I've been joking about
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this for years uh that this may never
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happen one day um there's a reality show
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in Britain uh called Eden which uh put 20 people into the Wilderness of
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Northern Scotland um and they had to survive for [ __ ] I don't know I don't
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know how long a television season let's say oh this is the I thought this was
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the Russian one where I sending people into game rape and murder and pretty
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sure that one is not going to happen uh this this one really did happen but
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unfortunately uh it was awful and uh and
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the TV audience voted against it by just
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not watching it so um Channel 4 canceled it after only a couple of
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episodes uh but nobody told the contestants so at the end of a groeling
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season they emerged from the Wilderness only to find that no one had been
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watching their show yeah they add four episodes uh and then they just kept
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shooting him and and I guess putting him in the can yep and I I think this is great I
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think that's terrible to do to someone well I assume they're thinking they can
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probably try and get some DVD sales or sorry not DVD but like they like slap it
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up on Netflix or something so they just were like oh [ __ ] it we'll keep going
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we'll keep going it doesn't cost us anything to keep it going yeah but no
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just think I'm just thinking about the people who go on these shows they
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normally think oh this is going to be get me out there a little bit of a
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career after that y n so they're going to be out in the wilderness for a year
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come out and go yeah no one knows who you are yeah you you were terrible yeah
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so we hated you and we hated your show and anything you've done we didn't have
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the heart to tell you we haven't seen yeah that's uh terrible and
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apparently it was so bad uh like the the uh the experience for the contestants
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was so bad that 13 of the 23 contestants left the show anyway during the course of the
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season oh uh and so I guess there were 10 of them left in there who uh just
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didn't know that no one was watching it so that's [ __ ] oh man imagine that
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happened to you Luke on your Mars mission that we're hoping we're still
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hoping you'll go on yep there a woman in Australia who's on the short list to be
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going really she's 46 so you're going to assume assume her identity pretty sure
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just because she's Australian and you're Australian doesn't mean that if she dies
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you get to step in well that's what you're I don't think she's a good person
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to pick to go right she's 46 now they're planning to leave in 10
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years so she'll be late 50s then so is this this reality show one yeah this is
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a reality show is that still this is that marss it's still going still going
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yes I just assumed that it had been revealed as a scam and they had stopped
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bothering to try and convince anybody it was happening still going
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huh all right but I just think the people who they've gotten their short
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list are sort of I think they at a wrong age right you think they need some young
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on Young Blood I think they need probably they need people sort of older
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they need some todders so that by the time they're old enough time they need
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some people that uh by the time they launch this will be like sexy late teens
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early 20s right right for for reality TV show yeah yeah well I think the reality TV
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show isn't for when they leave reality TV show is for now where is it then
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they're just filming the show I don't know where they're filming it in
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simulation Outpost Alpha yes pretty much and they're going to try and get people
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together and then vote people off and then whoever's left is the final crew type of thing
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oh okay yeah I think I think if you are
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planning the first ever man mission to another planet in our solar system the
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way you want to choose your crew is reality TV show elimination a big
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popularity contest yeah yeah who's the sexiest
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yeah yeah no I just really think the person if they're going in 10 years the
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person they should be picking should probably be around our
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age and should live somewhere around your
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house yeah yeah yeah like 35 it gives me
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10 years to train I won't train but I've got 10 years to put it off M yeah
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procrastinate and then I'll go that's fair as long as I can play
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Xbox there I'll be fine you'll be on Mars playing Mass Effect
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Andromeda yep just I just like to pretend that I'm exploring the Galaxy
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you know while I'm here on Mars locked in my bedroom I did all
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start on M don't see the problem with that at all cuz I still assume I'll be able to
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download games we've discussed before there's faster internet on the moon than there is in
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Australia yeah yeah they just beam the games to you I'm not expecting to play
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online against people I just assume I'll be able to I I
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don't know what the time difference is between Earth and Mars I think it's
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quite a few minutes I reckon I reckon Phil Duke would figure that out for us
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yeah Phil if you could figure out
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if Luke is playing his Xbox on Mars
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online when do we need to be up to play with actually more importantly right at
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the we record this at the moment it was 8:30 in Singapore MH uh it was 8:30 a.m.
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here in in Rhode Island and it was what time was it there when we started Luke
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11:30 11:30 p.m. in CRA p.m. p.m. what time is it on MAR yeah what time is is
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are we going to have to get Luke out of bed on Mars to record this podcast I
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guess it doesn't really bother me what time I get up to do it cuz I'll just not
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like I have to get up for work or anything imagine the
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lag oh yeah I think that might be that might be a bit difficult yeah you s of
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ask me a question then discuss something for however a long hour and then I'll
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come back with an answer oh yeah I mean I mean a year on Mars is something like
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6 700 Earth days right M yeah but that's only cuz it spins slower it's not but
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but Sur time's not actually different there it's not like um
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Interstellar I don't know man I don't [Laughter] know Luke goes there and then all of a
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sudden he's like we're old men like we start the show in our 40s and then all
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of a sudden we're we just die yeah Luke picks it up and we are we are just very
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old men yeah hello yeah just still waiting to play Mass Effect yeah I would
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have finished it still just watching Avatar sequels they ever coming out apparently
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they're filming him they're ever going to be filmed they're filming all all I
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keep hearing is they're making 15 more of them he's doing huge story he's
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filming them all this year which means uh cuz he doesn't film them he just does
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motion capture so apparently he's doing motion capture for all of them yeah he
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doesn't even call it filming he calls it collecting data yeah he's going to do
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that in case there was any romance left in film making that's right and then
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he's going to make them over the next 100 years okay cuz so something is
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happening something apparently did you guys see that Rolex ad that he's in no
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it's pretty awesome it's James Cameron walking through like uh like an old
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Sound Stage that houses all the props from his movies oh cool and he's just
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doing some monologue about time passing I it's an ad for roll legs but if you
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like movies and you like James Cameron movies which I know we all do uh it's pretty
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cool I one thing that he said you know that fills me with with hope and
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optimism is that he's just finished the scripts so they're going to start
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shooting J oh good yeah no don't bother going over them again or something yeah
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that's right just finished just get straight into production spell check and
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