Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / FULL SHOW: The Friday Wounder (Feat. Jack Nichol)
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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold Aki cheers two week from
- 0:03Speaker 1: bringing back to laughs and the world gone.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Man, Ye're right.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Welcome, this is big show. Jason, hiz my note and.
- 0:16Speaker 3: I'll get at your mad Barsard's great to have your
- 0:19Speaker 3: company this Friday afternoon, the eleventh to the twenty twenty four,
- 0:22Speaker 3: and you, my friends are listening to the Big Show brought.
- 0:25Speaker 4: To you by two week Get it in, ye, get
- 0:28Speaker 4: it in?
- 0:28Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 0:29Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, drink it?
- 0:32Speaker 3: And what's that in celebration of KIZI Yeah, I don't know, man,
- 0:35Speaker 3: that celebration.
- 0:36Speaker 4: Baby.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I have no idea, Jason, you can't just they.
- 0:41Speaker 4: Bring it right, I see what you're doing there. Bring
- 0:44Speaker 4: the billboards accidentally.
- 0:45Speaker 3: If you've got ideas for billboards, file a far than
- 0:48Speaker 3: through on three four eight three. Yeah. Time to management, Mogi,
- 0:51Speaker 3: you stallion, you absolute stallion of a man.
- 0:56Speaker 4: Big week in for you this weekend.
- 0:58Speaker 3: We'll probably nudge that little little bit as we go
- 1:00Speaker 3: through the show.
- 1:01Speaker 4: But how you're feeling, mate?
- 1:02Speaker 5: Going pretty grossy your mad dog? You set some of
- 1:04Speaker 5: the beer. I'll tell you what. I'm not exhausted from working, sure,
- 1:07Speaker 5: I'm loving it. Yeah, I have got so much energy
- 1:10Speaker 5: at the moment, I don't know what to do with it.
- 1:12Speaker 5: In fact, i'm thinking about I think I've got so
- 1:14Speaker 5: much energy. I need to stop going to the gym. Sure,
- 1:16Speaker 5: because I'm just maxed out, you know, I need to
- 1:19Speaker 5: expend some of that energy, which I'll do this weekend. Yeah,
- 1:22Speaker 5: I probably a responsibly to eat. Sure, is that anything?
- 1:29Speaker 5: Can I just say sponsors and way to do it responsibly?
- 1:33Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it is your birthday
- 1:35Speaker 4: weekend and we will.
- 1:37Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:38Speaker 4: You sure you're looking a bit woozy too.
- 1:41Speaker 5: I mean, he said you're looking I I just said
- 1:46Speaker 5: I feel amazing and I've got heaps of energy, and
- 1:48Speaker 5: he said, you're looking woozy too.
- 1:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:50Speaker 5: Does it not make sense to your zy?
- 1:51Speaker 2: To be fair, I feel a bit weird today. Yes,
- 1:54Speaker 2: I had a shocking sleep last night. Yeah, and so
- 1:57Speaker 2: and then today I just I came into work, I
- 1:59Speaker 2: had the sh aches.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Ah. Yeah, we're hungry? What was it?
- 2:03Speaker 2: I was hungry? Yeah, I had a curry. I didn't
- 2:04Speaker 2: realize I was hungry. I ate it all up and
- 2:07Speaker 2: now I feel way better.
- 2:08Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, good stuff.
- 2:12Speaker 5: Now, Jays, is how you going? Man? You're good?
- 2:14Speaker 4: Thanks? Yeah?
- 2:15Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I always look woozy. But you guys will
- 2:20Speaker 3: be glad to know my foot's a bit better today
- 2:22Speaker 3: because it.
- 2:23Speaker 4: Was bloody painful. You saw me hot. I know you
- 2:25Speaker 4: went for wheeze. That's right.
- 2:27Speaker 3: We didn't walk back to the car park together the
- 2:29Speaker 3: last night, Keyzy and.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Yeah, because I went weeeze my important stuff. We should
- 2:33Speaker 2: start the show with Hey.
- 2:34Speaker 3: Now listen, we've got a massive showy here. But of
- 2:37Speaker 3: course it is froud out shy day, so text us
- 2:40Speaker 3: three four eight three.
- 2:41Speaker 4: If you've got a froud out shy day, is that
- 2:45Speaker 4: what it is?
- 2:45Speaker 5: That's a shout out.
- 2:46Speaker 4: If you've got a froud out, A froud out?
- 2:48Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole acty big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
- 2:54Speaker 1: Minogue and Keezy.
- 2:56Speaker 3: Indeed shape shifter there or what a Friday vibe? They
- 2:58Speaker 3: are a field rick Hey feel makes me feel good,
- 3:02Speaker 3: the old shape shift.
- 3:03Speaker 4: Have we got any shout outs?
- 3:05Speaker 2: The tells a shout out?
- 3:06Speaker 4: O froud out? What is it out? Okay?
- 3:09Speaker 5: Close enough because you said wrong that one time time.
- 3:13Speaker 2: Heaps of froud outs coming in on three four eight
- 3:15Speaker 2: three and all these people are now in the drawer
- 3:17Speaker 2: for a tilly price paper, which I think is pretty neat.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Huge froud out to Brody from super Liquor, Pookie Cory
- 3:24Speaker 2: super Liqua for a beauty deal on some bruskis for
- 3:27Speaker 2: the flowers about to get two eyed responsibly.
- 3:30Speaker 5: That's great mates.
- 3:32Speaker 2: How about a froud out to the bro e Bags
- 3:34Speaker 2: for being an absolute montay And here's a.
- 3:38Speaker 4: Really good one.
- 3:38Speaker 2: Get a Keyzy and mikeyr Secos and Jason massive racist.
- 3:41Speaker 2: How you guys going at Hodarky?
- 3:43Speaker 4: Are you going to.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Happy Friday? Shout out to my boss Keith at Southern
- 3:48Speaker 2: Fencing and ash Vegas. We're all happy in our mahi
- 3:51Speaker 2: and hivers and Keith's about to shout some chicken fingers
- 3:54Speaker 2: at the ras.
- 3:55Speaker 3: That's so good man, keep those coming on three four
- 3:58Speaker 3: a three. Incidentally, hey fellas, not the racist ones obviously,
- 4:02Speaker 3: but all the others.
- 4:03Speaker 5: Yeah, and some talk makes as well through our heart radio.
- 4:05Speaker 5: Please come on hit.
- 4:06Speaker 2: The microphone you can send a little voice message fellas,
- 4:08Speaker 2: something happened to me today involving my wife, which well
- 4:14Speaker 2: it didn't knock me for sex or anything. I was
- 4:15Speaker 2: just surprised.
- 4:16Speaker 5: What about a fall through the covers? Uh, it was
- 4:20Speaker 5: probably a B. It's probably a two to be honest.
- 4:22Speaker 3: Really yeah, probably just still it runs like a thick
- 4:24Speaker 3: edge down through gully.
- 4:26Speaker 5: That's right, Jason, is exactly what it was.
- 4:28Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, nice.
- 4:30Speaker 5: And so I was just.
- 4:32Speaker 2: At home opening around because I had to do my
- 4:35Speaker 2: GST and I couldn't, and so I was basically finding
- 4:37Speaker 2: any excuse to slack off by annoying my wife was
- 4:40Speaker 2: working from home. And then we're talking for some reason
- 4:43Speaker 2: about balding because obviously, Mike, you were a hair hat
- 4:47Speaker 2: so you could probably relate to Yeah.
- 4:49Speaker 5: Well yeah hat, Yeah it's a hat. Yeah, weave thank.
- 4:53Speaker 6: You and my wife because I was like, if I away,
- 5:01Speaker 6: I was like to my wife, if I.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Was bald, when when you're baled, you'd be sweet with
- 5:07Speaker 2: that a And she was just like, yeah, to be honest,
- 5:10Speaker 2: I like older bald men. And I was like, what,
- 5:13Speaker 2: hang on what because she was thinking the older guy
- 5:18Speaker 2: is if they're baled. I know, it's just you just
- 5:20Speaker 2: associate bald with older.
- 5:22Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
- 5:22Speaker 2: So she's talking like a guy like, you know, maybe
- 5:24Speaker 2: in his forties, fifties.
- 5:26Speaker 5: It's just a massive turn on for her.
- 5:27Speaker 2: And she didn't say it like that, Mike, right, she
- 5:30Speaker 2: just and I was just I didn't say it like that, guys.
- 5:34Speaker 2: She she didn't.
- 5:36Speaker 5: Say it like that.
- 5:37Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh really, so they're like,
- 5:38Speaker 2: who's a hot, old bald guy that you like? The
- 5:40Speaker 2: only other person she's ever admitting to admitted to liking
- 5:43Speaker 2: was the host of Grand Designs, which one New Zealand.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Oh god, not the old bald guy on the British one.
- 5:49Speaker 2: But now I'm starting to think.
- 5:51Speaker 4: But I'm first and foremost keezy.
- 5:52Speaker 3: I'm looking at your luxurious bangs, and I don't think
- 5:57Speaker 3: you're going to be going bored. That's what I say anytime. So,
- 6:00Speaker 3: but there is and I don't know if it's got.
- 6:02Speaker 5: A thick he had hit her here on Yeah, her brothers,
- 6:07Speaker 5: how they looking, They're all great. It comes from your
- 6:10Speaker 5: mother's side.
- 6:12Speaker 4: I've got a luxurious man too, is you fellows know?
- 6:15Speaker 4: And you've got your hair hair.
- 6:19Speaker 5: She's got no hair at all.
- 6:20Speaker 3: But there is this, and I don't know if it's
- 6:21Speaker 3: metal truth that balding men or bald men are much
- 6:25Speaker 3: more virile, sixtually powerful and pot and.
- 6:29Speaker 5: I think woman can sense that. Yes, before I got
- 6:33Speaker 5: my hair hat, I mean it was just I was
- 6:35Speaker 5: swatting them off. Yes, just slightly, just slightly, just just
- 6:39Speaker 5: a little swat. Just stop it. Yeah, that must have
- 6:44Speaker 5: been really annoying for you, Mike. I'm sorry you had
- 6:45Speaker 5: to go through. That's all right, man.
- 6:47Speaker 2: And so it was just I was shocked because I'm
- 6:49Speaker 2: not bored. And then she even described this one guy
- 6:51Speaker 2: she used to work in another city, and she was
- 6:53Speaker 2: there was this one guy who worked at this place,
- 6:55Speaker 2: and I told my workmates that he was actually quite
- 6:57Speaker 2: good looking, and they all thought it was hilarious because
- 6:59Speaker 2: he is like twenty thirty years older than her, right
- 7:02Speaker 2: and bull wow. Then the workmates told the guy and
- 7:05Speaker 2: that he was stoked, you know. Yeah, yeah, So I
- 7:08Speaker 2: was just I don't know, it just threw me off
- 7:10Speaker 2: because the people who she was describing looked nothing like me.
- 7:14Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty kinky, but that is certainly I think
- 7:17Speaker 5: women are attracted to that because my understanding is the
- 7:21Speaker 5: testosterone is pumping, there's an inhibitor, some kind of inhibitor
- 7:29Speaker 5: from the testyle stroone that stops that attacks. They hear
- 7:34Speaker 5: follicles or something like that. We can give it a
- 7:35Speaker 5: doctor Google fingers during the break. But yeah, there's an
- 7:39Speaker 5: animal attraction. When I wantman to see a ball dude,
- 7:42Speaker 5: they think sign me up right. That sounds like some
- 7:45Speaker 5: positive pr that bull dudes have created.
- 7:47Speaker 3: Let's put out let's put it out there on three
- 7:49Speaker 3: for eight three bald men, more virile and Randy.
- 7:55Speaker 5: That's right text us three for eight three and also
- 7:58Speaker 5: how hot? How hot do you find bald men? Or
- 8:02Speaker 5: if you're a lady or if you're a man.
- 8:03Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe.
- 8:07Speaker 1: The hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 8:10Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 8:13Speaker 3: Hole there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
- 8:17Speaker 3: And we were talking previously about the fact that Kesey's
- 8:20Speaker 3: wife apparently is very attracted to boarding.
- 8:22Speaker 4: Old What do you mean?
- 8:25Speaker 2: No, she just said, I'm partially attracted to bald men
- 8:30Speaker 2: if they are slightly older. Partially, Yeah, sometimes, you know,
- 8:33Speaker 2: depending on the person. She didn't say she's extremely attracted
- 8:37Speaker 2: to old boom men, but.
- 8:39Speaker 3: Posed a question for us, which is, I don't know
- 8:43Speaker 3: if it's a method or not. That balled me in
- 8:46Speaker 3: a much.
- 8:46Speaker 2: More virile Well, there's a lot of texts coming in
- 8:49Speaker 2: on three four eight three. Good a fellers, I've got
- 8:51Speaker 2: a great head of hearing my wife's not interested in
- 8:53Speaker 2: me at all. That's from Andy, you know, so that
- 8:56Speaker 2: kind of backs up that theater. Yeah, yeah, what about
- 8:59Speaker 2: these couple of that goes here?
- 9:00Speaker 5: Just confirming the theory.
- 9:02Speaker 2: When I was younger, my dad had a bumper sticker
- 9:04Speaker 2: on his sixty three Galaxy V eight.
- 9:06Speaker 5: What a legend.
- 9:07Speaker 2: By the way, I'm not baled my head is a
- 9:09Speaker 2: solar panel for a sex machine. I have eight brothers
- 9:12Speaker 2: and seven sisters. What an absolute machine?
- 9:15Speaker 4: How hot?
- 9:16Speaker 5: Yeah, so you know that's obviously proof fifteen kids. Yes,
- 9:19Speaker 5: what about the what about the comb over kesy? Because
- 9:22Speaker 5: you can run as you can run a what do
- 9:25Speaker 5: you call it a scullet? Guess which is the opposite
- 9:27Speaker 5: to a mullet. Mullet goes from the back of the
- 9:29Speaker 5: head down to the top of the back of the
- 9:31Speaker 5: dome down and then the scullet goes from the back
- 9:33Speaker 5: of the top of the head forward.
- 9:35Speaker 2: You brush it forward over the front. And you want
- 9:38Speaker 2: to me to ask if my wife likes she's into
- 9:40Speaker 2: that as well? Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't think.
- 9:42Speaker 2: So that's a bit of mystery, because woman like mystery.
- 9:44Speaker 2: You see, you're like, hang on a minute.
- 9:47Speaker 4: What's going on?
- 9:47Speaker 5: There.
- 9:48Speaker 3: I'd like to find that you had at my school
- 9:52Speaker 3: some brilliant combovers. Yes, you know what I mean, where
- 9:55Speaker 3: there was just basically nothing to comb over with, but
- 9:59Speaker 3: they tried it, none the least taking teachers teachers. It'd
- 10:02Speaker 3: be like wisps of hair, some massively bald dome. It's
- 10:06Speaker 3: kind of frightened to think, you know that they were,
- 10:09Speaker 3: you know, highly virile.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Well, the teachers at your school. Yeah, that is kind
- 10:14Speaker 2: of weird. Hey, there's a great text here though. On
- 10:16Speaker 2: three four eight three my hair was sitting massively in
- 10:18Speaker 2: my late twenties, kept the comb over for my daughter's
- 10:20Speaker 2: first Christmas, then broke out the mark three chir bowl
- 10:23Speaker 2: Boxing day. Never looked back since then left. My wife
- 10:26Speaker 2: have had plenty of lovely way he need that loved
- 10:28Speaker 2: the ball bad boy look. Yeah, so that's that's rob
- 10:32Speaker 2: Low three.
- 10:35Speaker 3: Would your wife like find someone like, say rexolite so
- 10:38Speaker 3: quite attractive for example?
- 10:40Speaker 5: No?
- 10:40Speaker 4: Oh, how do you know? Because I've asked her?
- 10:44Speaker 2: Oh right, well, because as soon as she's brought this up,
- 10:46Speaker 2: I then showed her a selection of bald men and.
- 10:47Speaker 4: She was like, nah, yeah, right, did you get any
- 10:50Speaker 4: years that I did.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Show her Chris Lux and Leehart and rexs Alito. That
- 10:53Speaker 2: was all I did, really, And she was like, no, right,
- 10:58Speaker 2: but she's not someone that ever often admits of thinking
- 11:00Speaker 2: other people are attractive, you.
- 11:02Speaker 4: Know what I mean?
- 11:02Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, well that's right. I mean, I know I
- 11:05Speaker 5: sort of have that with my My wife's got eyes
- 11:07Speaker 5: for nobody else but me, And you can understand why
- 11:09Speaker 5: her eyes are to the front, fully to the front,
- 11:11Speaker 5: one hundred percent of the time.
- 11:13Speaker 4: Same here, man. It's actually weird. And I try and
- 11:17Speaker 4: say to my wife, you must be attracted to someone
- 11:20Speaker 4: else other than horedy change. He's like, no, it doesn't
- 11:22Speaker 4: interest me. Yeah, not even exactly.
- 11:25Speaker 5: Yeah, so maybe she's just not attracted to anyone. Well
- 11:27Speaker 5: she's like, no, Like, my wife's only got eyes for me,
- 11:31Speaker 5: you know. And I guess who else would she be into? Like,
- 11:36Speaker 5: who you're going to? Who you're going to go to?
- 11:38Speaker 4: Can I just ask when you're in the bird I
- 11:41Speaker 4: don't want to get too personally. Sure, that's a good
- 11:43Speaker 4: way to start.
- 11:45Speaker 3: When you when you're in the boudoir there and you
- 11:47Speaker 3: take off your hair hat, do the sparks fly?
- 11:53Speaker 5: Actually she peels it off for me.
- 11:56Speaker 1: The whole archy Big Show week days from four on radio.
- 12:00Speaker 3: Host indeed the kays A chiefs there on the radio
- 12:03Speaker 3: Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon. We're heading into the weekend,
- 12:07Speaker 3: so let's have a bit of sport chat, sport.
- 12:16Speaker 4: Good stuff.
- 12:17Speaker 3: I tell you what fellas was it something I'm very
- 12:20Speaker 3: much looking forward to. The America's Cup proper starts tomorrow,
- 12:25Speaker 3: I believe, of course in the Britannia.
- 12:28Speaker 4: Britannia taking out Luna.
- 12:31Speaker 3: Rosa, which was a massive upset actually, and they were
- 12:35Speaker 3: toe to toe on the Louis Vitan final there. It
- 12:38Speaker 3: was four races apiece first to seven and then Britannia
- 12:42Speaker 3: just went dog dog dog and knock them out, massive surprise.
- 12:45Speaker 5: It's been the talk of the country that started. People
- 12:48Speaker 5: are fizzying about the America's Cup.
- 12:50Speaker 3: I tell you what, I'm actually loving it and I
- 12:52Speaker 3: can't wait to see how New Zealand go.
- 12:54Speaker 4: Actually, because we look quick, we look quick. It's going
- 12:58Speaker 4: to be interesting.
- 12:59Speaker 5: It's going to be bloody interesting, I tell you what. Also,
- 13:02Speaker 5: in the cricket, Pakistan and England are playing presently. Yes,
- 13:06Speaker 5: Pakistan bat at first got five hundred and fifty six. God,
- 13:10Speaker 5: you're thinking to yourself. Geez, that's it's all hell to
- 13:13Speaker 5: climb there, old Kezy. You're going to be straying to
- 13:15Speaker 5: get five to fifty six, mate, and make a game
- 13:17Speaker 5: of it, ain't you?
- 13:18Speaker 4: Gee? Whiz well, you're wrong keysy Oh.
- 13:20Speaker 5: They smashed it because England came out and got eight
- 13:22Speaker 5: hundred and twenty three ridiculous for seven, declared Harry Brook
- 13:27Speaker 5: with a triple ton and double ton for Joe Root.
- 13:31Speaker 5: And now Pakistan find themselves one hundred and fifty two
- 13:35Speaker 5: for six going into the final day.
- 13:37Speaker 4: Crazy.
- 13:38Speaker 5: That is a humongous score.
- 13:40Speaker 3: Yeah, that's ridiculous. Yeah, and Harry prop bloody talented player, actually.
- 13:44Speaker 5: Not bad when it came down here and smashed us
- 13:47Speaker 5: all over the country, didn't he from from the ocean
- 13:50Speaker 5: to seaside. He is a hell of a talent and
- 13:53Speaker 5: that will be I think you can if you just
- 13:54Speaker 5: google Pakistan v. England. I think it comes up on YouTube.
- 13:58Speaker 5: Not google it, but search it on YouTube and I
- 13:59Speaker 5: think it up. You can stream it for nothing.
- 14:01Speaker 4: So good.
- 14:02Speaker 2: Have you seen Parkstan or pugsn Pugs? Oh yeah, yeah,
- 14:05Speaker 2: that's how.
- 14:06Speaker 4: Also, and I'm really looking forward to this bath is
- 14:09Speaker 4: this weekend?
- 14:09Speaker 5: Isn't it feels, I know, but I'm just lobbing one
- 14:16Speaker 5: up for you here because the people at home might
- 14:19Speaker 5: not know what cars racing this race again, because it
- 14:22Speaker 5: used to be holding V forward and then Holden's not
- 14:25Speaker 5: getting made anymore because they're so primo and so now
- 14:29Speaker 5: what is it? Ah?
- 14:30Speaker 2: Well, look you've got so there's so many cars.
- 14:33Speaker 4: You don't know?
- 14:35Speaker 5: No, I just wasn't sure. So if you don't know,
- 14:37Speaker 5: then I guess most people don't know.
- 14:39Speaker 4: You wrote for Drive. For God's sake, keysy, I did what? Sorry?
- 14:42Speaker 4: You didn't you write for the Drive Drive in the
- 14:45Speaker 4: New Zealand.
- 14:46Speaker 2: He yeah, no, I filmed videos for Driven right for Drive?
- 14:51Speaker 4: Okay?
- 14:51Speaker 5: Sweet, So that's all good. You don't know, so sweet?
- 14:53Speaker 4: All right?
- 14:54Speaker 5: What else we got going on?
- 14:55Speaker 4: By the way, Sunday I don't know, man.
- 14:58Speaker 5: I think it's like a three day of fear, isn't it.
- 15:00Speaker 5: Bathurst goes for three days.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Well, there's qualifying and then practice slaps for about three
- 15:04Speaker 2: days and then on Sundays the big race.
- 15:06Speaker 5: Okay, I think it's.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Pugeo that'll definitely win, Zitron Niss and Tea and Toyota
- 15:15Speaker 2: Aqua truck. Those are the four brands are allowed. I
- 15:19Speaker 2: see a Tita flying down Conrod over three k's yeah.
- 15:24Speaker 4: Hey.
- 15:24Speaker 2: Of course the Black Clash is coming up at the
- 15:26Speaker 2: start of next year. Fellas, people out there that would
- 15:28Speaker 2: like to get along, you better hurry up. Black Clash
- 15:30Speaker 2: Dot co dot and Zi go get your tickets now,
- 15:32Speaker 2: sells out every single year. Chris Gale is going to
- 15:35Speaker 2: be there swinging the old willow around a fellas.
- 15:38Speaker 4: There what he calls it? Hey, yeah, man, it's cricket chat.
- 15:41Speaker 2: And of course, if you'd like to be in the
- 15:43Speaker 2: r A teen ACC and dB Export Ultra zone, the
- 15:45Speaker 2: party era, that's where we're going to be so our
- 15:47Speaker 2: hardest sage.
- 15:48Speaker 4: You get along beautiful. He's super grooveful.
- 15:50Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.
- 15:55Speaker 4: White scribes there on the radio.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Hold Archy Big Show this Friday afternoon in the time
- 16:00Speaker 3: is four forty eight. I understand, Mogi, you washed your.
- 16:03Speaker 4: Dog last night? Yeah?
- 16:05Speaker 5: Do you want to chat about that? Oh? Yeah, yep,
- 16:08Speaker 5: where you go?
- 16:09Speaker 4: Mate? What do you want to know?
- 16:13Speaker 2: So, first of all, Tinker, yes, your dog?
- 16:16Speaker 5: How did you wash it? My good question. I'll give
- 16:19Speaker 5: you a bit of backstory fellas on this one as well.
- 16:21Speaker 5: I think it helped paint the picture of how I
- 16:23Speaker 5: came to be washing my dog last night. Okay, utah,
- 16:30Speaker 5: So I'm going away this weekend because it's my birthday
- 16:33Speaker 5: and Sunday to clean yeah yeah yeah, And and so
- 16:41Speaker 5: I had to we we've seen our dog away, our
- 16:44Speaker 5: dog get sent to a mates place, so I have
- 16:48Speaker 5: to have to clean it. I was going to get
- 16:49Speaker 5: it groomed professionally. I was going to get my dog
- 16:52Speaker 5: room occasionally yeah yeah, yeah, and they were all closed,
- 16:55Speaker 5: so I had to do it myself, which I was
- 16:57Speaker 5: few minute about, absolutely future lasting. After hard days, we
- 17:00Speaker 5: get home and have to wash your dog. Yeah, so
- 17:05Speaker 5: I just plopped it in the sink in the kitchen
- 17:08Speaker 5: your dog. Yeah yeah, okay, where would you wash my dog?
- 17:15Speaker 2: Probably? Yeah, probably in the sink. I guess that makes sense,
- 17:18Speaker 2: Yeah it does. But it turned out it's too big
- 17:22Speaker 2: for the sink.
- 17:23Speaker 4: Your dog.
- 17:23Speaker 5: Yes, my dog's too big for the sink.
- 17:26Speaker 4: I did wonder that, actually, so I had to put
- 17:28Speaker 4: it on the bath key.
- 17:30Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good question. So run a little bit
- 17:32Speaker 5: of warm water in there, a little bit of warm water,
- 17:35Speaker 5: and then sort of lower lower my dog down in
- 17:37Speaker 5: there slowly, Yeah, because you want to. You got it slightly.
- 17:42Speaker 5: Because the thing about Liz, what feels sort of warm
- 17:46Speaker 5: and an appropriate hate for your hand will feel completely
- 17:52Speaker 5: different on your dog.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:54Speaker 5: Yeah, your dog is definitely more sensitive. I mean as
- 17:57Speaker 5: it gets older, it's less and less sensitive sort of.
- 18:00Speaker 5: It's a bit leathered out, yes, pretty tough old dog. Yeah,
- 18:05Speaker 5: because your dog's pretty much heal us at this point.
- 18:06Speaker 4: Right.
- 18:07Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well no, actually it's got a bit of
- 18:09Speaker 5: a winter coat. It has got a bit of a
- 18:11Speaker 5: winter coat.
- 18:12Speaker 4: Yeah, yah.
- 18:12Speaker 5: Yeah. So the idea was that I'd get it professionally
- 18:15Speaker 5: groomed and sort of trim back or the here taken
- 18:18Speaker 5: off all over it. But yeah, sadly they're all booked up.
- 18:22Speaker 5: So anyway, got in there, and I mean it's probably
- 18:27Speaker 5: much the way that you cleaned your dog when you
- 18:29Speaker 5: were growing up, keesy, right, yeah, what do you put
- 18:37Speaker 5: on your dog? What do I put on it?
- 18:39Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 18:39Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 18:39Speaker 5: In terms of leathering it up here, well, there's a
- 18:43Speaker 5: special we've got a special bar of soap for dogs, yes, right, yeah,
- 18:49Speaker 5: and you just see it, just grab it all over that,
- 18:52Speaker 5: get a little frothy.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Animates or something.
- 18:54Speaker 5: Yes, actually right, so yeah, animates and then you just yeah,
- 18:59Speaker 5: get a little sunsy. Yeah you got you think it
- 19:02Speaker 5: is man when you got your when you've got your
- 19:03Speaker 5: your dog in the bath and it's absolutely saturated, and
- 19:07Speaker 5: you got a little you know, sunsed up there, got
- 19:11Speaker 5: a real miserable look on its face, hating it, absolutely
- 19:15Speaker 5: hating it. Yes, So then you let it out and
- 19:18Speaker 5: then it shakes, you shake it all over the which
- 19:21Speaker 5: is a bastard because it's shaken out off all the
- 19:23Speaker 5: water all over the bloody walls.
- 19:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:26Speaker 5: Yeah, and then just get the towel out. And actually,
- 19:29Speaker 5: I find the best way to dry a dog is
- 19:33Speaker 5: rub it up against the couch sort of. They sort
- 19:36Speaker 5: of you drag it along the couch. Oh that's good.
- 19:41Speaker 5: Drag on the couch or the bed, anything like that. Yes, curtains. Absolutely,
- 19:47Speaker 5: your dog on the curtains. Oh cool. And how's it
- 19:50Speaker 5: looking now, huh? Your dog?
- 19:57Speaker 4: Friday?
- 20:00Speaker 5: Just your Friday around Wave no More.
- 20:04Speaker 1: The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.
- 20:09Speaker 4: Yes indeed faith no more.
- 20:10Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
- 20:14Speaker 3: The time is four minutes to five o'clock. Of course
- 20:16Speaker 3: it's a Friday, which means the Friday Throbber after five o'clock.
- 20:20Speaker 3: I'm going away for a week next week, So the
- 20:23Speaker 3: theme for the Thropper today is holiday.
- 20:26Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you fizzed up for a week off?
- 20:31Speaker 5: What you ja?
- 20:32Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 20:32Speaker 3: I am genuinely it's been a long stretch. It feels
- 20:35Speaker 3: like a Fellers Yeah.
- 20:37Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
- 20:37Speaker 2: It's funny though, because the content has been strong the
- 20:39Speaker 2: whole way, you know what I mean, Like it hasn't
- 20:42Speaker 2: taped off.
- 20:42Speaker 4: It's really good.
- 20:44Speaker 3: And what I found is that our discipline has just
- 20:47Speaker 3: got stronger and stronger. I've never heard the show so tight.
- 20:55Speaker 2: The giant awkward silence there for a couple of seconds. See,
- 20:59Speaker 2: that's good stuff.
- 21:00Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, that's great radio it is. People love it. Hey.
- 21:03Speaker 3: Also after five o'clock we've got what's his name again,
- 21:08Speaker 3: Mogi coming in.
- 21:09Speaker 5: With Jack Nichols coming in. Man, they're gonna have a
- 21:11Speaker 5: little bit of a chat about a documentary that is
- 21:13Speaker 5: run is in funds for called Knights of Challison. Bloody
- 21:16Speaker 5: great film. I just have to be a producer on it.
- 21:18Speaker 5: That's not wways on the show. Sure, everybody's been trying
- 21:21Speaker 5: to get him on, but we've managed to secure him.
- 21:24Speaker 4: Sow a real coup for the Big Show. Start about that, mate,
- 21:27Speaker 4: All that after five.
- 21:31Speaker 1: The Dache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
- 21:34Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 21:40Speaker 4: It's the Houcky Big Shows. Friday throb.
- 21:46Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, welcome back your man, barsads. I can hear
- 21:49Speaker 3: you asking what is the Friday Throbber? Exactly Well, each
- 21:52Speaker 3: of us peck a tune for your Friday afternoon to
- 21:55Speaker 3: kick off the weekend and the celebrations.
- 21:57Speaker 4: Don't we Fellas.
- 21:58Speaker 3: Then you give us a call on our eight hundred
- 21:59Speaker 3: hou and decide who's going to win and take it
- 22:01Speaker 3: out for the Friday Afternoon.
- 22:03Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so true, man, Yeah, it's so great.
- 22:07Speaker 2: It's a tune that I'll get your weekend fight off.
- 22:09Speaker 2: And also we've got free stuff to give away as well.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Old Pugson will be hooking you up potentially. He's got
- 22:13Speaker 2: a couple of leads to give away to the people
- 22:15Speaker 2: that do call through on Ducky. Yes, a Vinyl for
- 22:18Speaker 2: Vinyl Friday. Wow, John too Good's new one.
- 22:23Speaker 4: Yes, what's that called?
- 22:25Speaker 2: Oh god, oh god, I mean you can yeah, I
- 22:29Speaker 2: coulda just yeah okay, oh god, yeah yeah. So today's
- 22:32Speaker 2: throb a theme?
- 22:33Speaker 4: What is it again? Holidays?
- 22:35Speaker 5: Jason's going on a holiday? What have you gone with? Jason?
- 22:37Speaker 4: I've gone for a gene that just makes me feel
- 22:39Speaker 4: good about my life. And when I leave this place,
- 22:44Speaker 4: I'll be swinging my hat.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Swing by Savage. That is not on theme at all.
- 22:56Speaker 4: I'll we walking out of here with my hip swing
- 22:58Speaker 4: and fellers.
- 23:00Speaker 5: That's ship. That is ship is not a holiday. That
- 23:04Speaker 5: is so terrible.
- 23:07Speaker 4: I'll be walking out with my hips.
- 23:11Speaker 5: Because I've never heard of It's not like there's a
- 23:13Speaker 5: phrase that says ald holiday with my hips are swinging.
- 23:17Speaker 4: If there was, I'd be happy and jolly.
- 23:20Speaker 2: That's are you serious?
- 23:22Speaker 4: Totally? Man? Okay, I'll be playing that as soon as
- 23:25Speaker 4: I leave today. What's your what are your.
- 23:27Speaker 5: Thoughts on that?
- 23:28Speaker 4: Kezy?
- 23:28Speaker 2: Well, it's a travesty and the fact that he's going
- 23:30Speaker 2: to do that and then leave us for a week
- 23:32Speaker 2: is just a stink taste in my mouth for a week.
- 23:34Speaker 5: Pogson, can we get you in here?
- 23:35Speaker 4: Please?
- 23:36Speaker 5: God, I'll hear the song has to have a holiday theme.
- 23:41Speaker 5: It's not. It's not swing.
- 23:45Speaker 4: I guess it might be a swing.
- 23:47Speaker 5: When you go on holiday.
- 23:49Speaker 4: I don't give a ship.
- 23:51Speaker 5: What are your thoughts to your pog sont listen?
- 23:53Speaker 4: Jason?
- 23:53Speaker 5: I know you don't like me kind of sticking my
- 23:54Speaker 5: moroom with your choices and stuff. And sorry, mate, sorry,
- 23:59Speaker 5: if I can, just if I just have the floor,
- 24:01Speaker 5: miss the speaker.
- 24:02Speaker 2: Sure there's not one part of that song that implies
- 24:08Speaker 2: or infurs a holiday.
- 24:09Speaker 4: Okay, I'm down. This is a radio show. I was
- 24:15Speaker 4: thinking about being on holiday and what would I listen to?
- 24:19Speaker 4: You listen to that rage?
- 24:21Speaker 5: You get some machine because that's what I'd listened to
- 24:23Speaker 5: on holiday. Well that's okay, okay, now about that's fine, Jase.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about it? Man?
- 24:34Speaker 4: Just do you too.
- 24:35Speaker 5: I'm going I'm going with this one, which I'm not
- 24:38Speaker 5: thrilled about, but I love it man.
- 24:39Speaker 4: I love the song.
- 24:44Speaker 5: Round it's called holiday.
- 24:48Speaker 4: That's very yummy.
- 24:49Speaker 2: Boys, when you go on holiday, what are your hips doing?
- 24:57Speaker 4: Swinging? Man?
- 25:00Speaker 5: It's not at all what I'm going for. Jason. You're
- 25:01Speaker 5: going up country, man, Jeez, Franky, I don't know you're
- 25:09Speaker 5: going up country, Jason? Yeah, isn't the much more southwest?
- 25:14Speaker 4: Well? Waite do we have to.
- 25:23Speaker 2: This is a holiday tune, man.
- 25:27Speaker 4: Chase.
- 25:27Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's between Keezy and Mogie today.
- 25:32Speaker 2: Do you realize how shit this throbber is?
- 25:34Speaker 4: Now?
- 25:35Speaker 1: No?
- 25:35Speaker 4: I mean I was been genuine with man. I love
- 25:38Speaker 4: that tune.
- 25:40Speaker 2: I picked a bit of a laugh song right going
- 25:42Speaker 2: up country between you.
- 25:44Speaker 4: And I don't mind. I can be disqualified.
- 25:48Speaker 5: Okay, call us.
- 25:51Speaker 2: The Friday Wounded, the Friday Wounded?
- 25:53Speaker 5: What's on? Do you want to listen to?
- 25:54Speaker 2: And you might win a vinyl John Too Good.
- 25:57Speaker 4: Here's a bit of rage.
- 25:59Speaker 5: Here's an actual throw.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
- 26:11Speaker 4: It's the Big Shows Friday from.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Yes Indeed, and the thing today was holiday and howdy
- 26:20Speaker 3: Jay has been banned from this Friday Swell because his
- 26:26Speaker 3: does not correlate to the theme.
- 26:27Speaker 5: Well you've gone with swing by Savage. Yes, can you
- 26:32Speaker 5: just run us off a few bars of that boy
- 26:34Speaker 5: Bad Boy for us? And the way the way you
- 26:43Speaker 5: were said that that relates to holiday is because when
- 26:46Speaker 5: you leave, your hips are going to be swinging. Now.
- 26:51Speaker 5: I mean, it's just it's right on theme there. It's
- 26:53Speaker 5: hard to disallowed, but we've had a bunch of texts
- 26:55Speaker 5: coming yes on three four eight three. Do you guys
- 26:58Speaker 5: tell the Jason theme after he's picked a song or something?
- 27:02Speaker 4: Sure?
- 27:02Speaker 5: Which is a good Which is a good question. I
- 27:05Speaker 5: think it's high time old hoodie j was put into
- 27:07Speaker 5: studio B on the phones. That'll be good for you.
- 27:11Speaker 4: It would be I can come in and take my place.
- 27:15Speaker 2: Obviously needs a break. Yeah, So genuinely, Ja, seriously.
- 27:20Speaker 5: Yes, he want more, but gradually going to have to
- 27:23Speaker 5: go yummy beyond this, purely because the other options are
- 27:25Speaker 5: proper ship thanks for ruining our weekend.
- 27:29Speaker 4: It doesn't say me specifically, that's all of us.
- 27:32Speaker 2: But genuinely, was that you seriously trying to be on theme?
- 27:35Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Look to be honest, I was packing up
- 27:38Speaker 3: and doing all sorts of stuff and I didn't really
- 27:40Speaker 3: pay attention, and it was just a tune I liked, Well.
- 27:43Speaker 2: You've got holiday by green Day.
- 27:44Speaker 5: You could have done that.
- 27:45Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
- 27:46Speaker 3: Yeah, So just a reminder to the listeners though it's
- 27:49Speaker 3: either Mogi or Keasy today or.
- 27:50Speaker 2: This is Mogi's song songs called That song is called
- 28:01Speaker 2: Holiday Jay.
- 28:02Speaker 5: And the reason I came up with that was because
- 28:05Speaker 5: I thought you know holiday?
- 28:06Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, I chose Going Up the Country by
- 28:10Speaker 2: Canned Heat. Can t he sits on theme?
- 28:16Speaker 4: Brother? Yeah no, I love the name.
- 28:19Speaker 2: You could mentioned road chopping to this?
- 28:20Speaker 4: Oh you totally.
- 28:23Speaker 5: Love the country.
- 28:27Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the phone lines. Good ay,
- 28:29Speaker 4: Vicky Hou's live. It's fantastic in yourself?
- 28:33Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 28:33Speaker 4: Good, thanks Vicky. Good? Who are you going with the
- 28:35Speaker 4: Vicky Keezy or Mogi? Al's a hard one, but have
- 28:39Speaker 4: key stuff. Let's go to Caleb. Caleb, how are you going?
- 28:45Speaker 5: Mate?
- 28:47Speaker 4: Good on you mate? You're going Keezy or Mogi? I'm
- 28:50Speaker 4: gonna go.
- 28:53Speaker 5: Unbelievable here you go?
- 28:56Speaker 4: Oh wow?
- 28:56Speaker 2: And I got to say Vicky and Caleb both forgetting
- 28:59Speaker 2: involved in the Throb and voting for Old Keezy, they
- 29:01Speaker 2: have won a copy of John Toogod's new album Last of.
- 29:04Speaker 5: The Lonely Gods.
- 29:05Speaker 4: That's what's called.
- 29:06Speaker 2: It was embarrassing because Jace was like, what's the name
- 29:08Speaker 2: of that album? Something God's and the Nice and Old Gods? Yes,
- 29:11Speaker 2: which is incorrect. Yeah, I knew it wasn't that, Oh Gods.
- 29:18Speaker 5: The tune fellas Going up Country, Jay Heat.
- 29:24Speaker 1: The whole actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 29:28Speaker 1: and Keezy.
- 29:31Speaker 5: There's no being happier than Kezy when he wins the
- 29:34Speaker 5: he is giggling over here like a little schoolboy. I
- 29:37Speaker 5: just can't believe. I wanted to throw with a song
- 29:39Speaker 5: with mostly.
- 29:40Speaker 4: Flute can and called the band canned.
- 29:44Speaker 5: He can he'd gone up the country. Lots of ticks
- 29:46Speaker 5: coming in on three four three. This is a ship tune?
- 29:49Speaker 2: Is this your way? I'm telling us that you guys
- 29:51Speaker 2: aren't doing the Throbber anymore or something. I chose that
- 29:56Speaker 2: song is a bit of a laugh. He would have
- 29:58Speaker 2: two other big throbbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it was
- 30:00Speaker 2: Jason cheated well once again. Once again.
- 30:03Speaker 5: It's sort of maybe we should run this on Monday, Keyzy,
- 30:05Speaker 5: when it's you and me on here in terms of
- 30:07Speaker 5: the Throbber, do we keep on going with a theme
- 30:09Speaker 5: because it's sort of I tell you why I don't
- 30:12Speaker 5: like it, just because I have to spend time in
- 30:15Speaker 5: my day trying to work out a song when i'd
- 30:18Speaker 5: rather be doing anything else. Right, Because I love that,
- 30:21Speaker 5: I know, and you've got the time to do it,
- 30:22Speaker 5: But I've got stuff on so when I sort of
- 30:27Speaker 5: I'll be hard out during the day and then I'm like,
- 30:28Speaker 5: oh God, I've got to try and come up with
- 30:30Speaker 5: a song, and it's whatever, God damn whatever thing.
- 30:34Speaker 4: What was it last week?
- 30:35Speaker 5: The ocean? Or that was meant to be fishing? Fishing exactly, fishing.
- 30:39Speaker 5: So now I'm trying to and I want it. I
- 30:40Speaker 5: want it to be a good song. You want it
- 30:41Speaker 5: to be a throbber, sure, and then you end up
- 30:43Speaker 5: with Dizzy Rascal and like it's a theme song for
- 30:46Speaker 5: a children's show.
- 30:48Speaker 3: Yeah, actually last week was Matt Heath, I think, But
- 30:53Speaker 3: I'm happy to get rid of the theme.
- 30:55Speaker 5: Well should we should we leave it up to the panthers?
- 30:57Speaker 5: Should we run a why don't we run a year
- 31:00Speaker 5: on Monday?
- 31:01Speaker 4: There?
- 31:02Speaker 3: Or no?
- 31:02Speaker 5: It's sort of It is also good the theme as well,
- 31:05Speaker 5: because it sort of makes you come up with new songs.
- 31:07Speaker 4: That's what I like.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, and people could Yeah, I mean, Jason, why
- 31:11Speaker 2: don't we you're me keasy?
- 31:13Speaker 4: Will run an argument for and against on Monday Monday?
- 31:15Speaker 2: Yeah, and just Jace while we've got you here, Yeah,
- 31:17Speaker 2: are you just gonna keep just pissing all in the chips?
- 31:20Speaker 2: That is the throbber and not picking a theme or
- 31:22Speaker 2: what's the deal.
- 31:23Speaker 3: Yeah, well look my bead this week. My bad, you're busy.
- 31:28Speaker 3: I was pretty distracted. Actually there was a lot going on,
- 31:30Speaker 3: but bro I got disqualified, and rightly so.
- 31:34Speaker 2: But next time, just head up pugs on man, No, no,
- 31:36Speaker 2: no to do with pegs.
- 31:38Speaker 5: If he if he puts the song in and it
- 31:40Speaker 5: comes all the way through to here and it's not
- 31:42Speaker 5: up to scratch, then that's what the that's what people
- 31:45Speaker 5: aren't here for the throb, here for the argument.
- 31:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I tell you what.
- 31:48Speaker 3: I actually just asked my wife how she was going,
- 31:51Speaker 3: and she said, yeah, I'm going good.
- 31:54Speaker 4: Just listening to you idiots just lose it with each other.
- 31:59Speaker 2: Things did get heated like canned heat. Hey, scoreboard up there,
- 32:03Speaker 2: you guys want that?
- 32:03Speaker 4: Yes?
- 32:05Speaker 5: Okay?
- 32:05Speaker 2: First place, first place equal Mogi and Keezy with ten wins.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Keezy of course has one asterisk for being racist, that's right.
- 32:15Speaker 2: I chose Kung Fry fighting that time, and of course
- 32:17Speaker 2: trailing way back on nine wins with five asterisks. Five
- 32:24Speaker 2: that's not now, you've always had them, Jay.
- 32:26Speaker 3: What I would like, actually further down the track, is
- 32:29Speaker 3: for you to name what those asterisks was with fear
- 32:34Speaker 3: half of them.
- 32:35Speaker 4: I can't remember.
- 32:38Speaker 5: Honest, they're all cheating, they're all not picking themes.
- 32:41Speaker 2: God, anyway, you can't go against Captain Edmund Jason true
- 32:45Speaker 2: to thank you the.
- 32:47Speaker 1: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey
- 32:52Speaker 1: Queens of.
- 32:53Speaker 3: The Stone Age there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 32:56Speaker 3: this Friday afternoon. Now Diamonds on Richmond and the Jewelry
- 33:01Speaker 3: Store very kindly given the Big Show a ten thousand
- 33:04Speaker 3: dollars engagement ring fellas to give to a lucky punter
- 33:08Speaker 3: out there who maybe considering, you know, dropping the knee
- 33:12Speaker 3: and proposing to that special person.
- 33:14Speaker 5: In their lives independently valued as well. Jason at two mil,
- 33:17Speaker 5: I've had it done again again five grand.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Oh, so it's gone from being with two mil to
- 33:24Speaker 2: five thousand dollars.
- 33:25Speaker 4: That's the market, Keysy.
- 33:27Speaker 5: I bet that's the thing with diamonds, right. They're bloody beautiful,
- 33:30Speaker 5: everybody wants them. But the thing about is the true
- 33:32Speaker 5: value comes from how much you love it, because it's
- 33:34Speaker 5: been given to you by your beloved indeed, and you
- 33:36Speaker 5: can't put a price on that, Keysy, I just want
- 33:38Speaker 5: accept in this competition. It's ten grand.
- 33:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I just.
- 33:41Speaker 2: Worry that us saying that the ten k diamond ring
- 33:43Speaker 2: that Diamonds and Richmond have given us to give away
- 33:45Speaker 2: is actually only worth five ground.
- 33:47Speaker 5: Oh you weren't complaining when it was worth a million?
- 33:49Speaker 5: Well I kind of was.
- 33:51Speaker 2: But Fellers, yes, Kezy, Diamonds a Richmond have come on
- 33:58Speaker 2: board because they love love and they want to be
- 34:01Speaker 2: able to hook up and make it a fish.
- 34:04Speaker 5: Make a fish, cooking a fish.
- 34:06Speaker 4: I like that, key a lot.
- 34:07Speaker 5: Were you've done there.
- 34:08Speaker 4: I'll be doing that out of the weekend if you
- 34:09Speaker 4: don't you worry about it.
- 34:11Speaker 5: I mean.
- 34:13Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bastard, I mean make it official.
- 34:16Speaker 4: Oh right, that sort of cool chat.
- 34:19Speaker 5: That's cool chat with me, Keysy.
- 34:22Speaker 2: Not only could you win the ten thousand dollars engagement ring, yes,
- 34:26Speaker 2: you also win the fellas at the big show to
- 34:29Speaker 2: come along to your proposal and help you pull it off.
- 34:33Speaker 2: If you keen to get yourself from the drawerhod dot
- 34:35Speaker 2: co dot m Z, fill out the form there, tell
- 34:37Speaker 2: us your dream proposal scenario and you could be winning fellas.
- 34:42Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good stuff.
- 34:44Speaker 4: It is very ja.
- 34:45Speaker 5: How did you propose to your wonderful wife?
- 34:49Speaker 4: Seriously, I can't tell you on the radio.
- 34:52Speaker 5: Right, okay, just because it wasn't actually I think, I know. Yeah,
- 35:01Speaker 5: you're always banging on about it to me. I thought
- 35:04Speaker 5: it's a sort of a story that should have stayed
- 35:05Speaker 5: between you and here. Actually, but I couldn't believe him.
- 35:08Speaker 5: Often you'll tell anyone. But good on you for not
- 35:10Speaker 5: doing it. Maybe we're doing on the.
- 35:11Speaker 4: Podcast, Yeah, podcasts out show? Good plan?
- 35:16Speaker 5: Are you not telling us as well? Because you know
- 35:18Speaker 5: your wife's listening right now?
- 35:19Speaker 4: I know. I think she's gone inside now she's the
- 35:22Speaker 4: radios on the outside. I should have done better. Yeah,
- 35:28Speaker 4: sound like you did pretty well. I should have done better. Yeah,
- 35:31Speaker 4: because I am, by by nature very romantic.
- 35:34Speaker 5: Yeah, well not anymore, but I used to be. She
- 35:37Speaker 5: would have been grateful that you didn't put it into
- 35:39Speaker 5: one of your poems.
- 35:40Speaker 2: Well, oh god, it was a poem. Look a lot
- 35:44Speaker 2: of the themes coming through with these stories. Everyone wants
- 35:48Speaker 2: to do it in Queenstown, do they? They all want
- 35:50Speaker 2: to get a helicopter sound somewhere like to the top
- 35:54Speaker 2: of the Remarkables, Front of Friends, Joseph Glacier of course,
- 35:58Speaker 2: surprise trip to Queenstown, take her on the urn Slaw,
- 36:01Speaker 2: get down on one knee the urn Slaw. It's the
- 36:04Speaker 2: steamship oh that goes over to Kingston. I think it
- 36:08Speaker 2: is get down on one knee up near the remarkables,
- 36:11Speaker 2: have a couple of Bruce skis and when Big at
- 36:13Speaker 2: the casino with her and the Darky Big Show.
- 36:15Speaker 4: Well, I mean, in fairness, it is very picturesque. There
- 36:17Speaker 4: isn't it. It is pretty.
- 36:19Speaker 5: It's a stunning, stunning John Now, I prefer like.
- 36:22Speaker 4: A rugged coastline in the waves. Did up against the arts?
- 36:27Speaker 3: No, yeah, my love didn't, only because we went close
- 36:31Speaker 3: to the water and I was pretty tired.
- 36:35Speaker 2: If you are planning on getting engaged soon, Holdaky dot
- 36:38Speaker 2: co dot m Z. That's you get yourself from the
- 36:39Speaker 2: drawer for this ten thousand dollars diamond engagement ring thanks
- 36:42Speaker 2: to Diamonds on Richmond. And if you go into dor
- 36:45Speaker 2: As I call them yeah and you say the secret
- 36:47Speaker 2: phrase my wife before October twenty fifth, they will pay
- 36:51Speaker 2: the GST for you.
- 36:52Speaker 5: That is a massive saving.
- 36:53Speaker 4: Great stuff. Hey, coming up next director Jack Nicol The Hold.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 37:00Speaker 3: And Kissy Yes indeed Nirvana there on the radio. Hold
- 37:04Speaker 3: Archy big show this Friday afternoon. We have director Jack
- 37:09Speaker 3: Nickel in the studio with us. Jack, I don't know
- 37:12Speaker 3: much about you, but I know that you're a good
- 37:13Speaker 3: mate of Mogi's.
- 37:14Speaker 4: How did you meet Mogi?
- 37:15Speaker 7: How did I meet Mogi?
- 37:17Speaker 5: Well?
- 37:17Speaker 7: I met Mike when he was working as the facilities
- 37:20Speaker 7: manager at Stone Street Studios.
- 37:22Speaker 4: Right, okay, Yeah, which that's quite a title.
- 37:25Speaker 5: Facilities manager. Yeah, facilities fellows.
- 37:28Speaker 4: So what we had? What movie was that? Was that
- 37:29Speaker 4: the whole? Yeah?
- 37:31Speaker 5: And on that movie I was I would I was
- 37:34Speaker 5: the Kingpin. I guess you could say the overlord is
- 37:37Speaker 5: another way I put in it. Yea of the studios themselves,
- 37:40Speaker 5: but we also had I think it was twenty four
- 37:42Speaker 5: other buildings around Wellington and I had I had to
- 37:45Speaker 5: run them as well. It sounds pretty cool because facilities
- 37:50Speaker 5: the day to day reality was something different. And we're
- 37:52Speaker 5: gonna get distracted on this, but we should focus on
- 37:55Speaker 5: just because when you say facilities managers, sounds like, you know,
- 37:57Speaker 5: if Martin needed to go poose, if Bill bo need
- 37:59Speaker 5: to like cool making.
- 38:01Speaker 4: There's literally what it was.
- 38:03Speaker 5: So I had to order all the toilet I had
- 38:06Speaker 5: to order all the toilet paper, organized the cleaners all that,
- 38:10Speaker 5: you know, all that sort of stuff. And one of
- 38:12Speaker 5: my favorite things was over in the costume department. There
- 38:15Speaker 5: was a real plumbinessue at Stone Street Studios, wasn't there,
- 38:19Speaker 5: And probably every two two and a half days you
- 38:20Speaker 5: get a phone call it so Mike, the laundry is
- 38:23Speaker 5: flooded again, and and it was called the Pooon Army,
- 38:27Speaker 5: so it would overflow and just flood the area with
- 38:30Speaker 5: ship And who do you call when that happens? Yeah,
- 38:34Speaker 5: that was pretty much.
- 38:35Speaker 7: Sometimes you delegate, you know, and asked me to go
- 38:37Speaker 7: fix What were you doing?
- 38:39Speaker 5: Are you're running on that?
- 38:40Speaker 4: I was running? Yeah? What on the pose?
- 38:43Speaker 7: And I was the I was the production runner and
- 38:44Speaker 7: so I was like the one of the longest serving
- 38:46Speaker 7: production runners on the Hobbit. But I kind of the
- 38:50Speaker 7: only person who beat me in terms of longer serving
- 38:51Speaker 7: production runner was Mike, who was you were like, you
- 38:54Speaker 7: did it ages.
- 38:55Speaker 5: I did it five or seven years or something that
- 38:57Speaker 5: most people move on with your lives, as you know,
- 38:58Speaker 5: but I just kept on doing This is the least
- 39:01Speaker 5: powerful job, but I loved it and continue to be
- 39:04Speaker 5: probably my favorite job.
- 39:07Speaker 4: My daughter just scored a job over in Melbourne doing
- 39:09Speaker 4: production running, did she?
- 39:10Speaker 5: Yeah, she works her ass off for five or seven years.
- 39:13Speaker 5: She's getting phone calls to clean up ship.
- 39:17Speaker 4: So exactly. So Jack, what's going on, man, You've got
- 39:20Speaker 4: a bit of a project. Yeah, I understand what it is.
- 39:22Speaker 4: A bit about the project.
- 39:23Speaker 7: So we're making this documentary. It's about gaming. It's a
- 39:27Speaker 7: it's a film shit in this gaming world about these
- 39:31Speaker 7: really old, like lame games that people still play like
- 39:34Speaker 7: thirty years less.
- 39:35Speaker 2: So this one is called what's it called Knights of
- 39:38Speaker 2: Keyboard Warriors, Knights of Jellison, Nights of Chellison? And is
- 39:41Speaker 2: this am I right in saying it's one of those
- 39:42Speaker 2: ones where it's purely text based. Yes, So it's like
- 39:45Speaker 2: literally there's a cave in front of you type this
- 39:47Speaker 2: to go inside or you know.
- 39:49Speaker 7: Yeah, it's super lame, but it's also kind of beautiful.
- 39:52Speaker 7: These people like continue to play it for thirty years
- 39:54Speaker 7: and all their friends, all the communities are in it.
- 39:56Speaker 7: But this one dude has hacked the game, so he's
- 39:58Speaker 7: kind of like ruining for everyone, right, and so the
- 40:00Speaker 7: rest of the community sort of have to band together
- 40:02Speaker 7: like this like super lame fellowship and bringing him down.
- 40:06Speaker 7: You know, it's like Lord of the Rings with like
- 40:08Speaker 7: zero graphics, and this is.
- 40:09Speaker 2: A documentary so it's real. Yes, this is the plot
- 40:12Speaker 2: to a south Park World of Warcraft episode.
- 40:15Speaker 4: I love that episode.
- 40:16Speaker 2: It's exactly the same thing. They all teamed up to
- 40:18Speaker 2: take down this guy. It was just a loser at
- 40:21Speaker 2: his mum's house.
- 40:21Speaker 4: Yeah, this is great.
- 40:22Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's I saw that episode that I thought
- 40:24Speaker 7: about it. I was like, this is fantastic. And because
- 40:26Speaker 7: it's so like visually so lame, we're animating it as well. Right,
- 40:29Speaker 7: And so we've got Mike as one of the characters.
- 40:31Speaker 7: His name's Quicksilver, and he's like Mike Mikeno Jack.
- 40:36Speaker 5: He's a very very facility as manager.
- 40:39Speaker 4: I feel bad.
- 40:40Speaker 7: About saying that because Mike, I'm not sure that your
- 40:41Speaker 7: listeners know, but he's got like a film and sun Dance,
- 40:44Speaker 7: you know, like this is like the top level of filmmaking.
- 40:46Speaker 7: So you know, besides being on the radio, he's also
- 40:48Speaker 7: well exceptionally.
- 40:49Speaker 4: Thank you, Jake.
- 40:50Speaker 5: But bringing out facilities manager is untapped content. We've opened
- 40:54Speaker 5: up a whole world. We can talk about it for
- 40:55Speaker 5: the next year. So Mike plays one of the characters.
- 41:00Speaker 5: Is it is it a character controlled by a person
- 41:02Speaker 5: or is it.
- 41:02Speaker 7: Yes, he's played he's the avatar of one of my
- 41:05Speaker 7: friend Travis, and he's he played this game with his
- 41:10Speaker 7: dad when he was like a little kid, and yeah,
- 41:13Speaker 7: in his brain, he's got this idea of this guy
- 41:15Speaker 7: called Quicksilver, who Mike has subsequently like sort of taken
- 41:18Speaker 7: and run with, and he's just kind of like riffed
- 41:20Speaker 7: on this character and in like true like Mike fashion,
- 41:23Speaker 7: it's like this like lovely gormless idiot who's like fantastic,
- 41:28Speaker 7: you know, so lovely to I was trying to play.
- 41:30Speaker 5: A cool guy. Yeah, yeah, interesting, you've taken it the way.
- 41:33Speaker 7: Mike's very good at playing like these silly characters, which
- 41:35Speaker 7: requires a lot of a lot of thought and intelligence,
- 41:39Speaker 7: I think.
- 41:40Speaker 5: So, yeah, what would have been the idea? And the
- 41:41Speaker 5: other thing is that I'm helping Jack produce this film too,
- 41:44Speaker 5: But it's the idea of it is that every single
- 41:47Speaker 5: person that's actually playing this game and trying to take
- 41:50Speaker 5: this guy down, they're sort of they're based all over
- 41:51Speaker 5: the world, aren't they. And every one of these characters
- 41:53Speaker 5: gets followed through the documentary has got their own avatar.
- 41:56Speaker 5: So then you cut, you go from real world and
- 41:58Speaker 5: then you go into this animation and you play out
- 42:01Speaker 5: scenes and you tell the narrative arc of these characters
- 42:04Speaker 5: through that as well.
- 42:05Speaker 3: Tell you what we'll go to a tune and because
- 42:07Speaker 3: I believe you're trying to raise some funds, is that correct?
- 42:10Speaker 4: Yes, good luck with that, mate.
- 42:13Speaker 5: What he means is we'll get into that next Heart barracoutered.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissey.
- 42:21Speaker 3: Indeed, bear Racoutera there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 42:24Speaker 3: this Friday afternoon. We've got to director Jack Nickel in
- 42:28Speaker 3: the studio with us. He's making a documentary about gaming.
- 42:31Speaker 3: I'll just pass it out to you fellas.
- 42:34Speaker 2: Cheers Jason enthusiasm. So, no, it's a documentary following the
- 42:38Speaker 2: true story of a game from the early nineties. Yeah,
- 42:42Speaker 2: there are no pictures. It is purely text based. You
- 42:45Speaker 2: have to imagine everything that happens in this world. And
- 42:48Speaker 2: over thirty years or so, one guy has taken over.
- 42:51Speaker 2: How was he taken over? Mike was saying he used
- 42:53Speaker 2: like bots and AI.
- 42:54Speaker 7: Yeah, he's hectic by just like running these bots in
- 42:57Speaker 7: these scripts, right, like dominate the game.
- 43:00Speaker 2: That's right, and so through that he has taken over
- 43:02Speaker 2: this game, whereas all these guys who have rediscovered the
- 43:04Speaker 2: game from the childhood have realized this ganged up together
- 43:07Speaker 2: to overthrow this evil overlord. It is literally the storyline
- 43:11Speaker 2: to South Park's World of Warcraft episode, which is just brilliant.
- 43:15Speaker 2: So whereabouts is you know, obviously going to raise funds.
- 43:18Speaker 4: For this, right Jack?
- 43:19Speaker 7: So yeah, yeah, So we've been working with the New
- 43:21Speaker 7: Zealand Film Commission, which is in an awesome and we
- 43:24Speaker 7: need a little bit more to basically get through post
- 43:27Speaker 7: production to get it to a point where the alche commit.
- 43:30Speaker 7: So we're raising fun through Kickstarter and we basically want
- 43:34Speaker 7: to cut the film and make it awesome.
- 43:37Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 43:38Speaker 5: The thing about this as well as the whole documentary
- 43:41Speaker 5: has already been shot, Jack and his co producer and
- 43:46Speaker 5: mate Andy have already been over to the States, have
- 43:49Speaker 5: filmed everything, so all the interviews with all of the
- 43:52Speaker 5: people involved, the Final Battle Royale, absolutely everything is in
- 43:55Speaker 5: the can. Just needs the money to be able to
- 43:57Speaker 5: finish the edit side of it, and then from there
- 44:00Speaker 5: it'll be a matter of getting the funding to do
- 44:02Speaker 5: the animation side.
- 44:03Speaker 2: Right I see, Okay, so if you want to get involved,
- 44:07Speaker 2: kickstarter dot com look for Keyboard Warriors Nights of Shallison.
- 44:11Speaker 7: You're saying it right, how much you're needing there, Jack,
- 44:17Speaker 7: So we need about another fifteen thousand dollars. We just
- 44:20Speaker 7: hit ten thousand today. We're going at about a thousand
- 44:22Speaker 7: dollars a day. I'm going to go through the roof today.
- 44:25Speaker 7: I mean, people say what you like about them, fans
- 44:28Speaker 7: of the Big Show, so you like, but they love
- 44:30Speaker 7: throwing their money away, they really do.
- 44:34Speaker 2: So once again, Keyboard Warriors Nights of Challison on Kickstarter
- 44:38Speaker 2: to give it a Google, it should come up there.
- 44:41Speaker 2: What's been your main thing?
- 44:42Speaker 4: Do you?
- 44:43Speaker 2: Is it playing them the people the trailer for this
- 44:45Speaker 2: thing or like a little snippet and people go, that's excellent.
- 44:47Speaker 2: What's been your main hook?
- 44:48Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 44:49Speaker 4: Pretty much. We've got some pretty wild characters.
- 44:50Speaker 7: We've spent time in Texas with like gun nuts and
- 44:54Speaker 7: stuff like that, which is like absolute gold. But when
- 44:57Speaker 7: you get to you get to know them, they're pretty
- 45:00Speaker 7: thing people, right, and so yeah, basically, once you've seen
- 45:03Speaker 7: a bit of our content, you'll see like it's pretty
- 45:05Speaker 7: gnarly and it's pretty out there.
- 45:06Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, cheat up.
- 45:07Speaker 5: And when you as a documentary maker.
- 45:10Speaker 2: I remember watching the most recent I could think of, eh,
- 45:12Speaker 2: sort of David Ferry has done it. But also that
- 45:14Speaker 2: Charis documentary about cycling, when they just unveiled this whole
- 45:17Speaker 2: other thing. Is that like you know, you discovering all
- 45:20Speaker 2: these crazy characters and stuff. Is it's just a gold
- 45:22Speaker 2: minor content kind of Yeah.
- 45:23Speaker 7: Yeah, it's very New Zealand versus America. You know, so
- 45:26Speaker 7: Americans are so like individualistic, Yeah, and the game is
- 45:30Speaker 7: kind of like used to be about community, but this
- 45:32Speaker 7: one guy has made it about himself, you know, and
- 45:34Speaker 7: so it's very it's a very clash of cultures and
- 45:37Speaker 7: it's like, yeah, we do show how wacky and wild Americans'
- 45:41Speaker 7: values are. Yeah, and then we sort of contrast that
- 45:44Speaker 7: with like this more community you know, we're all in
- 45:47Speaker 7: it together kind of thing that you know, Kiwis are
- 45:48Speaker 7: so good at Bloody Rapper.
- 45:50Speaker 3: Well, Jack, good luck with that, mate, and let us
- 45:54Speaker 3: know how you get on. Well, I'm sure Mogi will
- 45:56Speaker 3: absolutely And it's good to know that he was a
- 45:59Speaker 3: facilities man the Jeff for a while.
- 46:02Speaker 2: If you got any like anything memories or anything off
- 46:04Speaker 2: the top of your head, of Mogi dealing with a
- 46:05Speaker 2: poonami or anything like that for the Hobbit films or no,
- 46:09Speaker 2: nothing like that.
- 46:09Speaker 7: I do remember like, as a runner, you'd have to
- 46:11Speaker 7: get everyone lunch, and on the very very rare occasions
- 46:14Speaker 7: that I got Mike lunch, he'd always give me way
- 46:16Speaker 7: too much money to pay me back.
- 46:18Speaker 4: So that was like.
- 46:20Speaker 5: GC, Yeah, well that's the facilities manager of money, isn't it.
- 46:23Speaker 4: I was going to say he's changed then by hell.
- 46:27Speaker 5: Bloody rapper.
- 46:27Speaker 2: Jack Nickel, thanks for coming in man, and once again,
- 46:29Speaker 2: if you'd like to contribute to the Kickstarter, just search
- 46:32Speaker 2: for Keyboard Warriors, Nights of Chellison.
- 46:34Speaker 5: That A C H A L A C y in
- 46:37Speaker 5: good stuff.
- 46:38Speaker 2: Thanks Jace, Thanks Jack, thank you very much for thanks Mike,
- 46:42Speaker 2: Thanks good stuff fellows.
- 46:45Speaker 1: The Hoodiking Bing Show podcast.
- 46:47Speaker 3: Yes, indeed the temper Tramp to round off the five
- 46:50Speaker 3: to six hour coming up after six o'clock of course,
- 46:54Speaker 3: what's Moggie going to be doing for his birthday weekend?
- 46:57Speaker 4: And what's on the TV with Mogi. It's a special hour.
- 47:04Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 47:07Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
- 47:09Speaker 3: Ikey welcome back to your backbones. Hope you're Fridays going
- 47:12Speaker 3: along very nicely. Indeed, as we look forward to the weekend,
- 47:16Speaker 3: you're listening to the big show brought to you by two.
- 47:19Speaker 2: Yeah, man, don't you up to you? I will be
- 47:23Speaker 2: responsibly of course. And the reason until you have jumped
- 47:26Speaker 2: on board is because they think everyone should have a
- 47:28Speaker 2: laugh nowadays. Oh yeah, that's why they've brought back the
- 47:31Speaker 2: year right billboards?
- 47:32Speaker 4: Oh yes, so good man, good.
- 47:33Speaker 2: One here on three four eight three, Jason's throbble was
- 47:36Speaker 2: definitely on tune on theme.
- 47:39Speaker 4: Yeah right, it would have been good chain say love it,
- 47:46Speaker 4: say lovey. I'm really tired now listen.
- 47:50Speaker 3: In the podcast outtro today we discussed all sorts of stuff,
- 47:54Speaker 3: but specifically this and what is it?
- 47:56Speaker 4: Keysy? What's the clip there?
- 47:57Speaker 2: It says trail, trail, trail. I have no idea what
- 48:02Speaker 2: it's about.
- 48:03Speaker 5: Anyway, Here's It's not b trail is it?
- 48:06Speaker 2: It comes out at seventh thirty tonight though, So you
- 48:08Speaker 2: ever get your potties from lose okay and the gondolas.
- 48:14Speaker 2: I might want to hire an e bike and just
- 48:15Speaker 2: ride around. There's a cool trail around the lake and
- 48:17Speaker 2: there's a few craft breweries and stuff along.
- 48:20Speaker 5: Yeah, we got if you rephrase that. Do you want
- 48:24Speaker 5: to go to the pub You want to go to
- 48:27Speaker 5: lots of pubs all in a row. Yes, and we
- 48:30Speaker 5: can ride.
- 48:33Speaker 2: I remember now, I remember that. I remember if we
- 48:36Speaker 2: went on holiday. Because Jason hates everything, what could we
- 48:39Speaker 2: do that you'd actually enjoy?
- 48:40Speaker 4: Yes? I really donate him. You don't, You don't, mate,
- 48:46Speaker 4: I love a lot of things, keezy. Yeah, I'm not
- 48:50Speaker 4: a hater man.
- 48:52Speaker 5: Going for a walk.
- 48:54Speaker 4: I'll be going for walks this this weekend for sure.
- 48:56Speaker 4: There you go.
- 48:58Speaker 5: Oh, I know, I quite like a war Hello the walk.
- 49:01Speaker 5: I'm going to start getting into them though, just so
- 49:02Speaker 5: you know, yeah, just why not?
- 49:05Speaker 4: Why not? And I hate it? Why not? Why I should? I?
- 49:13Speaker 5: But I'm just going to make myself and who knows,
- 49:14Speaker 5: I might fall in love with it? Keysy, you don't know,
- 49:16Speaker 5: that's the thing.
- 49:17Speaker 4: I mean.
- 49:17Speaker 5: I attempted to take a golf cart around. Do you
- 49:19Speaker 5: know anyone with a golf cart? Man? Nah? Fresh out?
- 49:23Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a joke.
- 49:26Speaker 1: Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Kesey System of a down there on the radio, hodarchy,
- 49:34Speaker 3: big show. Now, big weekend for our old mad Magie's
- 49:37Speaker 3: his birthday weekend on the Sunday.
- 49:39Speaker 4: I believe Mogi is on the birthday.
- 49:41Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and a big trip planned with a reuniting
- 49:46Speaker 3: with your lovely family.
- 49:49Speaker 4: Feels so good.
- 49:52Speaker 5: Talk us through it. Well, I'm not sure, to be
- 49:54Speaker 5: honest with you. It's a bit of a surprise. Thank you.
- 49:57Speaker 5: It's a birthday surprise. I'm going down there. I know
- 49:59Speaker 5: we've got on an ear B and B, and I
- 50:02Speaker 5: know that it's got a spar pool in it.
- 50:04Speaker 4: Oh, how good? How good is that? It is? Good?
- 50:07Speaker 4: Last time stuff, brother.
- 50:08Speaker 2: Last time you were you were in a place where
- 50:09Speaker 2: the spar pool and the neighbors could see you as springs.
- 50:12Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.
- 50:15Speaker 5: And they were also knocking us out to the owners,
- 50:18Speaker 5: that's right, yeah, people for doing nothing.
- 50:21Speaker 4: Actually.
- 50:22Speaker 5: Yeah, So there'll be a little bit of that. And
- 50:25Speaker 5: I'm probably going to because I'm going to topall. You see,
- 50:27Speaker 5: we're going out of topaid. If you see me, just
- 50:30Speaker 5: leave me alone, all right, because I've been with my families.
- 50:32Speaker 5: Just beat it, all right? So am we going to
- 50:35Speaker 5: go snowboarding on the on the Sunday there and take
- 50:38Speaker 5: up the mountain. Yeah, yeah there, and and I was
- 50:42Speaker 5: thinking about going out on the lake there and going
- 50:46Speaker 5: to the Casino Lake top. Yeah, beautiful mountains there. Hopefully
- 50:51Speaker 5: there'll still be some snow because my daughter hasn't been
- 50:53Speaker 5: to the snow here.
- 50:54Speaker 4: What's freezing there, so they should be. Yeah.
- 50:57Speaker 5: So I'm flying out tomorrow morning. It's a couple of
- 50:59Speaker 5: our flight. Yeah, looking forward to it. Man, beautiful part
- 51:02Speaker 5: of the world, badly. When do you come back Monday Monday,
- 51:07Speaker 5: A couple of couple of nights down there Monday.
- 51:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 51:10Speaker 5: Also I've got my brother in law's down there. He
- 51:13Speaker 5: is a whitewater raft instructor and also a snowboarding instructor,
- 51:17Speaker 5: says down there in Topoor, and so he'll be able
- 51:21Speaker 5: to babysit, which is good.
- 51:23Speaker 4: Oh, how nice.
- 51:24Speaker 5: Yeah, that's work, it isn't it so, especially.
- 51:26Speaker 3: Because your wife left you and now you're getting back
- 51:28Speaker 3: together again on your birthday.
- 51:29Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
- 51:30Speaker 3: I just don't want you guys to put yourselves under
- 51:32Speaker 3: any too much pressure. No, you know what I mean,
- 51:34Speaker 3: Just take it one step at a time, nice and easy.
- 51:38Speaker 4: Ye. Yeah. But I'll have a probably a few beers.
- 51:41Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a few beers.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Why not just on your wife leaving you? Right, you
- 51:47Speaker 2: don't think that she's just been on a holiday for
- 51:50Speaker 2: a couple of weeks. There, it's sort of because you're.
- 51:54Speaker 5: Like, that's beginning to make some sense, right, because when
- 51:58Speaker 5: she was walking out the door, Yeah, she was singing
- 52:01Speaker 5: Swing by Savage.
- 52:04Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 52:08Speaker 1: and Keezy.
- 52:10Speaker 3: Rolling Stones. Here on the radio, hold akee big show.
- 52:14Speaker 3: How we got a weekend coming up? Let's talk TV.
- 52:19Speaker 5: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah? Wow, do
- 52:41Speaker 5: you remember when we used to actually try and do
- 52:42Speaker 5: something like that? You have a throw like a nice
- 52:44Speaker 5: tone gown and then it finish at the same time
- 52:46Speaker 5: as maybe there's something, isn't that?
- 52:47Speaker 4: Yes?
- 52:47Speaker 3: Absolutely no. I was going to say, it's the weekend
- 52:50Speaker 3: coming and so we can watch some TV. But of
- 52:51Speaker 3: course you'll be party boy or week in making love,
- 52:54Speaker 3: having a good old time, so you probably won't watch
- 52:57Speaker 3: much TV.
- 52:58Speaker 4: But did you watch anything last night?
- 53:00Speaker 5: I did, mate, I did I watch another episode of
- 53:02Speaker 5: the Penguin. Penguin So what was that on?
- 53:05Speaker 4: By the Oh yeah, I just got rid of as.
- 53:08Speaker 4: I said, Yes, it's good.
- 53:10Speaker 5: I was talking I made about it today and he
- 53:12Speaker 5: said he got two episodes and he's going to give
- 53:14Speaker 5: it another one, but he's not sure about it because
- 53:18Speaker 5: everyone's so horrible. And I hadn't really thought about it,
- 53:20Speaker 5: and everyone is horrible. That's what House of the Dragons
- 53:23Speaker 5: is like. There's no good guy. Yeah, there's no one
- 53:25Speaker 5: like you like an anti hero, but you like them
- 53:27Speaker 5: to have some they need some things that you like
- 53:29Speaker 5: in them. I quite like the penguin, but apparently as
- 53:31Speaker 5: it goes on, he turns into more and more of
- 53:33Speaker 5: a scumbag. But it's very well made, and I don't
- 53:37Speaker 5: like some of the casting. Sure, some of the casting
- 53:39Speaker 5: really annoys me. It's like, how did you end up.
- 53:42Speaker 4: With this person? Yeah?
- 53:43Speaker 5: God, this would be better with anybody else. Sure, But
- 53:47Speaker 5: it's a matter of taste, isn't it. But I recommend it.
- 53:49Speaker 5: I recommend it, and I will continue to watch it.
- 53:51Speaker 5: I'm going to be in trouble because my wife obviously
- 53:54Speaker 5: haven't had a way. I'm just like, I'm just going
- 53:56Speaker 5: to watch what I want, and so now she's going
- 53:59Speaker 5: to be, you know, a couple of three episodes behind.
- 54:01Speaker 5: So he wants to watch it, I imagine she will.
- 54:04Speaker 5: Don't ever, Keezy, what did I do ever? Mentioned House
- 54:09Speaker 5: of the Dragon again?
- 54:10Speaker 4: What do you mean in this studio?
- 54:12Speaker 5: I hate it.
- 54:12Speaker 4: It's an abomination. Yes, and I will not have her
- 54:15Speaker 4: talked about.
- 54:16Speaker 5: I know we're dissing it. The only one that watched
- 54:18Speaker 5: all of it.
- 54:19Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. The reason I brought it up was
- 54:20Speaker 4: the same because just because it enraged me so much.
- 54:23Speaker 2: But there's no one good in it. The first season
- 54:25Speaker 2: you've got no one to support. They're all dicks.
- 54:26Speaker 3: Not only is there no one good in it, there's
- 54:29Speaker 3: nothing good in Its stupid and it never goes anywhere.
- 54:35Speaker 2: Jays Sorry, I mean, what did you watch? Because I
- 54:38Speaker 2: choose your island. I want to I'm up to date
- 54:42Speaker 2: now because I was a day behind. Yes, can I
- 54:45Speaker 2: just say Dunk and Garaner we just saw him. He
- 54:47Speaker 2: was he was in here earlier. And he's a guy
- 54:49Speaker 2: I've never really liked because of you know, he's obviously
- 54:53Speaker 2: not aiming at my demographic. He does journalism and politics
- 54:55Speaker 2: and stuff, and you can be I don't know, he
- 54:58Speaker 2: can infuriate a lot of people. Yeah, a provocateur, he's
- 55:01Speaker 2: a provocateur and I think he's right leaning.
- 55:05Speaker 5: No, he's actually initially he was left right. Then he
- 55:09Speaker 5: got on to the TV and took over that that
- 55:12Speaker 5: persona of being right leaning because it gets a lot
- 55:14Speaker 5: better ratings. And now he's doing his podcasts, he's sort
- 55:18Speaker 5: of sent a left on say cool, So well, G
- 55:22Speaker 5: seems to beg what he governments in there, and I
- 55:23Speaker 5: can appreciate that, just.
- 55:24Speaker 2: Beg everyone exactly, which is he has come across so
- 55:27Speaker 2: great in this because he's so chill, he's so lovable.
- 55:30Speaker 2: Everyone gets on with him and he's just a really cool,
- 55:33Speaker 2: nice guy. So I think that's a good thing for
- 55:36Speaker 2: really shows. If you get the right people on, the
- 55:38Speaker 2: people who got an idea of afterwards you can be like, oh, actually,
- 55:41Speaker 2: because I saw him out there in the foyer and
- 55:43Speaker 2: instead of going oh he's dunk gun, I was, oh,
- 55:45Speaker 2: look he's dunk a gun and a wave to him,
- 55:47Speaker 2: and then I realized he doesn't know who that if.
- 55:49Speaker 4: I am, yeah, and just look yeah another fanboy.
- 55:53Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm excited for next week. I think it's
- 55:56Speaker 2: the final week, which is a shame, Jayson.
- 55:58Speaker 4: I'll miss that, not a bugger, Sat. It's so the.
- 56:01Speaker 1: Hohodikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 56:05Speaker 4: Kesey Oh Got a love a bit of pearl Jam Fellers.
- 56:08Speaker 4: Now listen.
- 56:09Speaker 3: The last couple of weeks we've been talking about the
- 56:12Speaker 3: fault Line Marathon, haven't we, Fellers. That's right, and all
- 56:15Speaker 3: three of us we're massively keen to be involved in it. Unfortunately,
- 56:19Speaker 3: all three of us are carrying injuries at the moment,
- 56:21Speaker 3: so we can't do it.
- 56:22Speaker 5: You've got your gemmy foot, yes, I've got a lack
- 56:26Speaker 5: of interest.
- 56:26Speaker 4: What have you got the X me?
- 56:30Speaker 2: Yeah, and orthopedic slippers. So unfortunately it's a shame too
- 56:32Speaker 2: because it's an ultra marathon which is even longer.
- 56:35Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and you can bike it as well.
- 56:37Speaker 2: You can do one hundred mile bike which is aboute
- 56:38Speaker 2: hundred and sixty odd k far if you want.
- 56:41Speaker 3: What guts me is I think about all the training
- 56:43Speaker 3: I did for it, you know what I mean? All
- 56:45Speaker 3: of that and I can't even do the barket.
- 56:48Speaker 4: Yeah, that's you know what I mean.
- 56:49Speaker 2: So if people out there were keen to get involved,
- 56:51Speaker 2: and of course happens down in Wellington, there is a
- 56:54Speaker 2: trail Paradise down there where the views are worth every
- 56:56Speaker 2: bit of pain, sacrifice, am minute of training because we can,
- 57:00Speaker 2: and we're looking for people to take our places. It
- 57:02Speaker 2: is time to call those people and little know they've won.
- 57:05Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, good a Matthew your mad Bassett. How's life good? Matey? Yeah? Good,
- 57:10Speaker 4: thanks mate? A bit of a fit massad are you?
- 57:14Speaker 4: I went from micro today? So yea good?
- 57:18Speaker 5: How far was it?
- 57:20Speaker 3: Eighteen?
- 57:22Speaker 4: Wow?
- 57:22Speaker 5: Yeah? Okay you're nice. So yeah, okay, Mike you go, okay,
- 57:27Speaker 5: I'm going to go. So you obviously wanted to take
- 57:29Speaker 5: on this, uh this marathon for one of us?
- 57:32Speaker 4: Who are you?
- 57:32Speaker 5: Who are you taking it wrong for?
- 57:34Speaker 1: Ah?
- 57:35Speaker 4: Okay sweet?
- 57:38Speaker 5: So you're only doing the six caves then good on you. Yeah,
- 57:44Speaker 5: that's what I signed up for.
- 57:46Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll do the full, but I'll
- 57:47Speaker 2: do a fifty So that's me off the hook, I mean,
- 57:50Speaker 2: that's me covered. Yeah, congratulations Matt you've won yourself not
- 57:53Speaker 2: only entry but also some accommodation and flights as well.
- 57:56Speaker 4: All right, oh amazing, thank you you enjoy man. Let
- 57:59Speaker 4: us know how you get on get a Louis from
- 58:01Speaker 4: Auckland House life. Yeah, good mate, how are you guys. Good,
- 58:07Speaker 4: thanks man, you're good. You do a bit of fitness there, Louis.
- 58:12Speaker 4: Oh double try to Yeah yeah mate, who you're representing?
- 58:17Speaker 1: It's gotta be old mogi.
- 58:19Speaker 5: Wow bad you're going to four one sixty?
- 58:24Speaker 4: Maybe not?
- 58:27Speaker 5: Good on Louis.
- 58:28Speaker 2: Are you a biker or a runner or what's the deal?
- 58:30Speaker 4: Oh bit of all time to run? Good on your man, Yeah,
- 58:34Speaker 4: fifty k run.
- 58:35Speaker 2: And have you have you ever run like a marathon
- 58:37Speaker 2: or a half or an ultra or anything like that.
- 58:39Speaker 4: I've got an Auckland marathon coming up.
- 58:41Speaker 5: Oh great, okay, sweet, I'll kick on from there. Good
- 58:44Speaker 5: on your mate, bluddy ripper Louis.
- 58:45Speaker 2: While you're you're officially going, mate, you've got yourself accommodation
- 58:48Speaker 2: and flight sorted as well.
- 58:50Speaker 4: Awesome, thank you, go on, Louis on your man, man bastard,
- 58:55Speaker 4: get a EV house live? Yeah?
- 58:58Speaker 1: Good, good, thanks man.
- 58:59Speaker 3: Ye're good on you mate. So you're obviously going to
- 59:01Speaker 3: be representing me. What do you you'll be doing one
- 59:03Speaker 3: hundred k?
- 59:04Speaker 5: One?
- 59:04Speaker 4: Won't you.
- 59:06Speaker 5: For you do anything? Yeah? You are going to run
- 59:10Speaker 5: one hundred k? Oh?
- 59:12Speaker 2: Absolutely? Have you what's the furthest you've run in your life? Man?
- 59:18Speaker 4: I've run a marathon.
- 59:19Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yeah, so one hundred k piece of it's
- 59:23Speaker 2: roughly the same. And how often do you run man?
- 59:28Speaker 4: Well, like five six ons a week? Wow?
- 59:32Speaker 2: And are you and like immaculate nick Na.
- 59:38Speaker 3: Bloody great good stuff Eddie, Well, good luck mate, and
- 59:41Speaker 3: thanks for representing old Hordy j staying the line and
- 59:43Speaker 3: pug Son and Studio B.
- 59:44Speaker 4: We'll look after you mate, Good luck, Thanks your mate.
- 59:48Speaker 2: It's a flying accommodation as well, which is bloody exciting.
- 59:51Speaker 2: Don't forget if you would like to tackle the fault
- 59:54Speaker 2: Line Ultra Marathon is all different distances. You can also
- 59:57Speaker 2: do the mountain bike version as well, which is the same.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: You can head to fault Line dot co dot m
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: Z great.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: Hood act you big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: and Keisy.
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: Well there you go, your mayor bastards. That's a big show.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: Done and dusted this Friday afternoon and indeed for the
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: week Moggie, happy birthday mate, for the weekend. I will
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: send you a message on the day obviously, I appreciate.
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: Take it easy out there, have a great time with
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: the family. Beautiful down country. I won't say where yeah,
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: try and follow you or something like that, you know
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: what I mean?
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: How good? How good other plans are you gonna? I'm
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: not really sure.
- 1:00:48Speaker 5: Actually, the way I look at it is, look, whatever
- 1:00:52Speaker 5: they've got planned for me, whatever amazing adventures and gifts
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: they've got for me, that's that's fine by me, you know.
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: And if it's sort of a bit purse poor, then
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: I'll be fuming the whole the whole time and just
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: sort of, you know, drop my lip, yeah, walk sort
- 1:01:06Speaker 5: of ten meters in front of them, sort of.
- 1:01:08Speaker 4: So yeah, nice, nice? Can you see what are you
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: up to? Your mate?
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: I'm still tossing and turning us to whether or not
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: I go to Pugsun's DJ event. Sure, because that's it
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: tonight at eight pm and Ahubar and Auckland. Well that's
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: only what good mates would do. I'm just naked. Yeah,
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: And tomorrow I've got a big afternoon slash evening with
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: the mates where I'll be naked again on the Sunday's.
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: Right, So you'd be home if you went to pugs
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: and thing, you'd be home about sort of nine thirty.
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: You'll be asleep by ten.
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: You know, you've got no cared you've got nothing going on,
- 1:01:36Speaker 5: you sleep till ten the next day, and then you've
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: got something.
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: What about six hours after you wake up with tea.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: Much time playing golf with golf carts and beer boxes,
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: the whole, the whole, she bangs.
- 1:01:44Speaker 5: So you put it good. You put a good case
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: together for me. I think Pegs will think. That's absolutely fine. Man,
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: Thanks smoking it'll work out.
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: Flag it.
- 1:01:52Speaker 5: What are you doing tonight? Jay?
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: Surely you'll be going to pugs this thing because you
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: said you would.
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: Well, look, you know, I'm away for it all of
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: next week, fellas. So I'm gonna go away for a
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: little while, gather my thoughts. Take it easy to do
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: a bit of fishing, a bit of swimming, a bit
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: of walking, a bit of eating all the chairs.
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: Yes, probably. The chances are high.
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: That I'll make love what a stallion?
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: Yeah I know, man, I don't like to crap on
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: about it. Hey, now listen. Thanks for taking the time
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: to listen to the show. Check out the Instagram also
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- 1:02:27Speaker 3: New Zealand. Until next week, See you later.