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- 0:05Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 0:06Speaker 2: That was a crazy intro.
- 0:08Speaker 1: What are you to do? What do you got for me?
- 0:10Speaker 2: Because all you knew was it's something you've never done.
- 0:15Speaker 2: So here's the thing, Mike, I want to have kind
- 0:16Speaker 2: of an intervention with you, because yesterday, Look, I've been
- 0:19Speaker 2: getting to know you. I've been loving doing this show
- 0:21Speaker 2: with you. Yeah.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Me, you.
- 0:23Speaker 2: I think you're really I think you're a really lovely guy.
- 0:26Speaker 2: It's just that yesterday you said something that deeply concerned me.
- 0:31Speaker 2: We finished the show and we were talking about our partners,
- 0:34Speaker 2: and I think I was talking about how much I
- 0:36Speaker 2: love and miss Adam, and you're talking about your beautiful partner,
- 0:39Speaker 2: and you said that you've never gotten her flowers.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Nah. No, I haven't bought a flowers. No, Okay.
- 0:46Speaker 2: So that deeply worried me because you say she's a lovely,
- 0:51Speaker 2: lovely woman and you really like everything's going great, but
- 0:55Speaker 2: it feels like you aren't doing much to keep her.
- 0:58Speaker 2: And I feel like maybe you think that we don't
- 1:00Speaker 2: like flowers or don't want flowers.
- 1:02Speaker 1: I think that's what I said. I was like, Oh,
- 1:04Speaker 1: they don't actually want flowers, do they?
- 1:06Speaker 3: No.
- 1:06Speaker 2: See, this is the thing. I think a lot of
- 1:07Speaker 2: women when they're younger especially, will be like, oh, I
- 1:11Speaker 2: don't care about flowers. I don't want any flowers. They
- 1:13Speaker 2: die anyway, as kind of a protective mechanism to pretend
- 1:16Speaker 2: that we don't want them. And then when you meet
- 1:18Speaker 2: someone like I have with my beautiful Adam, who gets
- 1:21Speaker 2: you flowers and does nice things for you, you go, actually,
- 1:24Speaker 2: I do really enjoy that.
- 1:25Speaker 1: So you're telling me because I thought like my last girlfriend,
- 1:29Speaker 1: I don't think I bought flowers either, because she said
- 1:31Speaker 1: she didn't like flowers. You're telling me girls actually want flowers.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Absolutely, and it worries me that you are genuinely surprised
- 1:39Speaker 2: by this. Yeah, okay, concerning So I did think I
- 1:42Speaker 2: wanted to do a bit of show and tell for you, Mike,
- 1:45Speaker 2: because I understand that flowers aren't for everyone. Maybe you're thinking, oh,
- 1:49Speaker 2: it's hard to get. Maybe you're worried about your cat
- 1:51Speaker 2: with lilies because cats can die from she's.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Not getting lilies. And I know her because we went
- 1:56Speaker 1: to some show and we were looking at flowers and
- 1:58Speaker 1: she said lilies were a favorite. Well that's not happening.
- 2:01Speaker 1: My cab will die.
- 2:01Speaker 2: And also because you don't get flowers, never get flowers
- 2:04Speaker 2: regard it's funny excuse yeah, okay, right, so if you
- 2:07Speaker 2: can't do flowers, I brought in some examples of love
- 2:11Speaker 2: that Adam has given to me.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Right, not flower, You've got a whole wooden box.
- 2:16Speaker 2: I've got a whole wooden box. Adam tends to write
- 2:19Speaker 2: me letters and poems. No, exactly, it's actually not hard.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Look at can we have a look at this box?
- 2:28Speaker 2: It's not full to the brim, It's got some sort
- 2:30Speaker 2: of padding in it. But it's just these are the ones.
- 2:33Speaker 2: He's a little note set of letters like read you know,
- 2:37Speaker 2: there's there's some things here.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Am I meant to do that stuff?
- 2:41Speaker 2: Well? Yes, And isn't that hard? So he'll just if
- 2:43Speaker 2: For example, Adam will get up at four in the morning,
- 2:46Speaker 2: as we know, go to gym, and if I'm still
- 2:49Speaker 2: asleep or if I have something big on during the day,
- 2:51Speaker 2: he'll write a note saying I love watching you sleep,
- 2:54Speaker 2: I love you X and leave it on the bed
- 2:56Speaker 2: next sleep. That's beautiful?
- 3:00Speaker 1: Is that not creepy? Okay? I want you to other poems. Yeah,
- 3:03Speaker 1: we got you've got your favorite one here.
- 3:05Speaker 2: I've got two favorites ones about chocolate. The one's about leaves.
- 3:08Speaker 1: Okay, so let's hear well. I'm enjoying that. We have
- 3:12Speaker 1: your big box in here.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Yep, me too, in the studio.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Of love notes. Let's get let's set the scene, let's
- 3:20Speaker 1: get some music. Lovely here we go, right, go for it, Abby,
- 3:24Speaker 1: what's your leaves poem?
- 3:26Speaker 2: This is the leaf poem? Because Adam calls me a bug.
- 3:29Speaker 2: I'm his bug, right, So this is it's.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Not eats, roots and leaves, that old joke.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Okay, Yes, be serious for a moment, Mike. You're more
- 3:40Speaker 2: than a leaf. You're a leaf shining with dew and
- 3:43Speaker 2: smiling at the tree. You are more than a tree.
- 3:46Speaker 2: You're a million branches, all seeing and watching with care,
- 3:49Speaker 2: intent and protection. You're more than protection. You're the army, soldiers,
- 3:54Speaker 2: champagne and machine guns and tanks and rockets, all made
- 3:58Speaker 2: of you. You are more than you. You are love,
- 4:01Speaker 2: you are loved. I love you for you. I'm here forever.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Oh my god, he actually wrote that.
- 4:07Speaker 4: Do you think he's actually writing that from his brain
- 4:10Speaker 4: or chat? GBT, Babe.
- 4:12Speaker 2: He's a musician.
- 4:13Speaker 1: He writes a music.
- 4:14Speaker 2: He writes poetry most all day every day. He writes
- 4:17Speaker 2: music every day.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Another one.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Here's a chocolate. Onen't believe this was just while I
- 4:23Speaker 2: was eating chocolate next to him. He was sitting at
- 4:25Speaker 2: the table on his typewriter. Did you ever find it?
- 4:29Speaker 2: Every little worrying doubt, there's nothing wrong. Every pantry needs
- 4:33Speaker 2: a chocolate. Every chocolate needs a little angel with a
- 4:36Speaker 2: hunger for it. And we all deserve a treat of
- 4:39Speaker 2: life and a treat in life. Life is a treat,
- 4:42Speaker 2: especially with you, for you are the angel and I
- 4:45Speaker 2: am the chocolate. I will wait in the pantry until
- 4:48Speaker 2: your hungry, hungry heart opens the door for a piece
- 4:50Speaker 2: of me. And when you are full and my sweetness
- 4:53Speaker 2: is dry, I will live inside you forever.
- 4:56Speaker 4: Oh that's really sweet, isn't it.
- 4:58Speaker 1: I feel nothing, You feel nothing, You feel nothing.
- 5:02Speaker 2: It's not even his nieces write me poems acrostic poems
- 5:06Speaker 2: I got from his nieces.
- 5:07Speaker 1: I can do acrostic.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so this is obviously a high level. He
- 5:11Speaker 2: is a musician.
- 5:12Speaker 1: He is.
- 5:12Speaker 2: It's hard for living, it is. I understand that everyone
- 5:15Speaker 2: can do that, right you.
- 5:16Speaker 4: I'm going to do across acoustic just where you have
- 5:18Speaker 4: the first letter.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Do that. So her name is Alana, should I do one?
- 5:22Speaker 2: I think you should do one now, Mike, And I
- 5:24Speaker 2: think I just I just think that you should try
- 5:26Speaker 2: and make it genuine because I know that you're there there,
- 5:30Speaker 2: my hey, but I think that maybe you should be
- 5:36Speaker 2: like whoa, whoa, whoa. It's like, hey, I really care
- 5:40Speaker 2: about you.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Give me that, give me that music. Okay, what if
- 5:44Speaker 1: you got okay, so a l A n A yeah, yeah,
- 5:47Speaker 1: well I guess you. Let's go, A is hot?
- 5:55Speaker 2: No no no no no no no no no no
- 5:56Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no no no no.
- 5:59Speaker 4: So what do you a woman like to hear that? Still?
- 6:02Speaker 1: Okay?
- 6:03Speaker 2: I think if no, I think, I just think that
- 6:05Speaker 2: if we're doing a pom so, the point of this
- 6:07Speaker 2: is a show that you care about her right person, So.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Don't talk about her arts, I think, can I say it?
- 6:13Speaker 1: Once you have one?
- 6:14Speaker 2: It is nice to know that your ass is appreciated.
- 6:17Speaker 1: But okay, so let's go, oh we got it up
- 6:19Speaker 1: on the big screen. Okay, A ass is hot? Yes, ell,
- 6:22Speaker 1: I'm going to change that to loves dressing up and
- 6:25Speaker 1: looking pretty. Yes, she loves doing that.
- 6:29Speaker 2: It's still kind of a bit that's describing what she does.
- 6:34Speaker 4: How do you feel?
- 6:34Speaker 2: How do you feel about it?
- 6:35Speaker 1: It loves dressing up, So we got that one. A
- 6:38Speaker 1: always on social media?
- 6:40Speaker 4: No, no, no, that.
- 6:41Speaker 2: She does for a living, Like I said, job, Okay,
- 6:44Speaker 2: can we get some can we get some callers to
- 6:46Speaker 2: help with this at all? Or should we just keep
- 6:48Speaker 2: trying to workshop this? I actually feel like.
- 6:50Speaker 1: I'm getting there. I'm getting there. And not a fan
- 6:54Speaker 1: of only fans girls. She doesn't like those.
- 6:57Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but see this is just again you being
- 7:01Speaker 2: like this is who you are as a person. I
- 7:03Speaker 2: guess I think we need more of how you feel
- 7:06Speaker 2: about her.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Ah, so with an a though, because that's what we're
- 7:09Speaker 1: up to now. Always up for a fun time. I
- 7:13Speaker 1: enjoy hanging out with you.
- 7:16Speaker 4: This could be the best it's going to get.
- 7:19Speaker 1: But I actually, Mike.
- 7:21Speaker 2: I actually don't think it could. No, I need to
- 7:23Speaker 2: help I need not. I need not to help me.
- 7:25Speaker 3: I'm I genuinely preferred when the poem was going down
- 7:30Speaker 3: the ass route like either you lost me when you
- 7:34Speaker 3: started going last dressing up And.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Now I got another idea, Okay, I should do an
- 7:39Speaker 1: acrostic poem for Abby Chatfield.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, here we go, let's go okay, all right,
- 7:45Speaker 2: it's not gone to plan.
- 7:47Speaker 4: Okay again. If it's not, she's going to.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Be okay as is hot, be beautiful blue eyes.
- 7:58Speaker 2: See that feels more intimate than what you've done for.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Doesn't have a B.
- 8:03Speaker 4: You can't beautiful poem more heartfelt than your own girlfriends.
- 8:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotcha B because it's double B. Yes, A
- 8:11Speaker 1: big fan of peaking duck.
- 8:13Speaker 2: Yes, true, true, I am a big fan of peaking duck.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I intelligent, thank you see again.
- 8:21Speaker 4: I feel getting better than your own girlfriends.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Oh e, excellent posture.
- 8:28Speaker 2: I'm hunched over the microphone right now. He's taking the piss.
- 8:33Speaker 2: We go, Mikey, I got an idea. I really wanted
- 8:36Speaker 2: you to have some sort of emotional account.
- 8:39Speaker 1: I want to do better for her, and I want.
- 8:40Speaker 2: To be serious. I understand that you are well, and
- 8:44Speaker 2: I understand no, you know how like you know in Showbes,
- 8:48Speaker 2: let's be real for a second, MI, Like you know
- 8:49Speaker 2: in show Bees, people have this facade. I have a facade.
- 8:52Speaker 2: You have a you have a facade. Sorry. I got
- 8:55Speaker 2: nervous even emitting it, and I think that maybe you
- 8:57Speaker 2: should break through it a little bit and talk about
- 9:00Speaker 2: your actual emotions.
- 9:01Speaker 1: So you want me to do better across the.
- 9:03Speaker 3: I think what we should do is work with work
- 9:06Speaker 3: with Abby in this ad break now and when we
- 9:09Speaker 3: come back. You guys have written a little poem for
- 9:11Speaker 3: your girlfriend that you can fender and you'll reveal it
- 9:13Speaker 3: on it.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Thank you, okay, mummy, Yeah, you're on Kiss Breakfast, Mikey, Brooklyn,
- 9:21Speaker 1: Abby Chadfield. Oh, you have just set me a task, Abbey,
- 9:25Speaker 1: because you've got all these love notes in here, in
- 9:27Speaker 1: this big wooden box that your partner Adam has done
- 9:30Speaker 1: for you. It's it's lovely, it is lovely. And then
- 9:33Speaker 1: you want me to write a poem for my girlfriend Alana. Yes,
- 9:36Speaker 1: and it wasn't good what I wrote before, wasn't.
- 9:38Speaker 2: It wasn't good, A littlistic things legs love to be
- 9:42Speaker 2: on social media.
- 9:43Speaker 1: I didn't like that. So I was set a challenge,
- 9:46Speaker 1: right yep. And I had to come up with a nice.
- 9:51Speaker 2: A nice poem that's from your heart, that isn't new
- 9:54Speaker 2: having a laugh at something and breaking through the facade
- 9:56Speaker 2: of Mikey. You know.
- 9:58Speaker 1: So I had the ad break in Brooklyn's I'm ready
- 10:01Speaker 1: to do it, Okay, so this is what you've written. Yeah,
- 10:03Speaker 1: I've got it up on the missus screen here.
- 10:05Speaker 4: I'm serious this time, yep.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Okay, So it is to put on your sappy music,
- 10:10Speaker 1: you better be.
- 10:11Speaker 4: I want to cry here, I don't.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Cry, so just to paint a picture. I love the
- 10:17Speaker 1: ocean and I love seafood, and she has come swimming
- 10:19Speaker 1: with me even though it's cold. So I appreciate that, right.
- 10:23Speaker 1: So nice. When I think of the beautiful flowing ocean
- 10:26Speaker 1: that we enjoy together, I think of you and how
- 10:30Speaker 1: your love flows through me.
- 10:32Speaker 4: Oh that's nice.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Yeah, next line context, We met like ten years ago,
- 10:37Speaker 1: dated a little bit, but didn't actually get together until now.
- 10:40Speaker 1: So it took ten years. The currents brought us together,
- 10:45Speaker 1: but we will continue to swim through upstream, through whatever
- 10:50Speaker 1: comes our way. You really wrote this, I did write it.
- 10:54Speaker 1: I did you like? That?
- 10:55Speaker 4: Was anyone watching? If he had his phone? Chat?
- 10:58Speaker 1: Gee?
- 10:59Speaker 2: I didn't chat, didn't I wouldn't allow that a manteah.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Okay. The way I feel after a morning swim, sunlight
- 11:06Speaker 1: on my salty skin is how I'll forever feel with you.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Is that good?
- 11:13Speaker 4: It's all right?
- 11:14Speaker 1: Okay? One more life, one more little Corny, it's a poem.
- 11:18Speaker 1: I'll never regret a swim, and I'll never regret you.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you feel?
- 11:30Speaker 1: I feel like I did something good. That's good.
- 11:33Speaker 2: Now you've got to send it to her with no context,
- 11:35Speaker 2: and I want to see.
- 11:36Speaker 4: What can be written down.
- 11:38Speaker 1: You move out of the way. I'll be able to
- 11:41Speaker 1: take a photo. There we go, shoot that to her.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Problem done, No problem done.
- 11:47Speaker 2: He's fast, said, look, Mikey, well done. I'm proud of you.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Savvy