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195: The Fruity Pebbles Escandalo: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (S1 E3) + Welcome to Plathville (S6 E11) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one
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  Speaker 1: and my daughter in law bitch job. Hi everybody, we
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, mom talk. We are on season one,
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  Speaker 1: episode three, the Book of Saints and Sinners. Okay, my god.
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  Speaker 1: There's a division in the court. There's a line being drawn, bea.
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  Speaker 2: True line being drawn between Macey and Whitney and the
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  Speaker 2: other two Jen, Jen and Mikayla Mickayla Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 2: Layla Jesse.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor and Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome women, my God, so many. But yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: Taylor's group sinners, bad Mormons, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Whitney and her group good Mormons.
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  Speaker 2: Good Mormons that use vibrators, yeah, use vibrators that are
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  Speaker 2: married to gay husbands.
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  Speaker 1: But Mormons, yeah, yeah, good Mormons.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what's happening. Because Whitney wants to be the
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  Speaker 2: queen Bee of mom talk. Taylor's just like whatever, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Heavy with child, literally heavy with child. She's trying to wrangle.
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  Speaker 2: That Dakota with his highlights, fentanyl, that metro god, another
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  Speaker 2: gay guy.
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  Speaker 1: His fentanyl and heroin. Somebody came out recently, God, where
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  Speaker 1: did I see this saying, Oh, it was somebody who
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  Speaker 1: knew the woman he dated before Taylor, who said that
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  Speaker 1: he was a total piece of ship the entire time,
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  Speaker 1: and he was strung out on heroin. So not just ventanyl,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, shooting up the hair won't same thing,
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  Speaker 1: but shooting up that heroin. I mean, look, if I
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  Speaker 1: was going to be a drug addict, that would be
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  Speaker 1: my drug. Joe too. We have so much fun, we'd
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  Speaker 1: be nodding off all the time. Never we literally talk
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  Speaker 1: about this all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I used to be on Xanax and every time you're like,
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  Speaker 2: can you cook at a prescription?
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  Speaker 1: Can I have some though? I mean, what do you
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  Speaker 1: think I have won? So some people are like upper people,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yea like speed. Yeah. Some people are downers. We're girl,
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  Speaker 1: give me a Benzoe win on intervention. Terrible skin, missing
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  Speaker 1: teeth or is that mass? Is that a downer?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Well both?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, because when you're high on heroin and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: you forget to do any of that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like a great one. And then we'll just
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  Speaker 1: peace out, see a world like at the end of
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  Speaker 1: my life. Yeah, and I'm ready to catch the bus
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  Speaker 1: to my glory. I'll get you some delight. Could you
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  Speaker 1: please just get me some morphie? I got youlted girl,
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  Speaker 1: I love. Yeah, I'd get you that. It's the good
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  Speaker 1: stuff right there. I have had delauded. I have had
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  Speaker 1: I've had the benefit of having deluded quite a few
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  Speaker 1: times in life. My multiple surgeries and plastic surgeries and
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  Speaker 1: emergency surgeries. Oh my god, it's so good.
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  Speaker 2: Are you like these bitches on mom talk where you
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  Speaker 2: go to get surgery just to get the drugs?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? When they're wheeling me into the o R.
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  Speaker 1: That's when they normally will give you the happy meds,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, oh my god, this is the
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  Speaker 1: best day of my life. I might have to have
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  Speaker 1: a couple of surgeries in the next six months. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you.
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  Speaker 2: Are gonna tell them you need you, tell them you're
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  Speaker 2: in so much pain, and get the payments after when you.
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  Speaker 1: Come out of surgery and you're in the recovery and
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  Speaker 1: they're like, where's your paying at, I'm always like, ted,
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  Speaker 1: is that ten? Give it to me? Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Never give me drugs. Never give me drugs. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a drug seeker. No, I have not had a smart enough.
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  Speaker 1: I've not had an opiate since twenty fifteen, which has
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  Speaker 1: a long fucking time. That is a long looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to it. But anyway, I mean, I don't mean to
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  Speaker 1: judge Dakota because I would totally be him if I
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  Speaker 1: could access This is a terrible conversation. It's not true. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not true. But my god, I'm like an opiate
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  Speaker 1: person and you're like a benzo person.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like opiate so much because I'm like, whatever,
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  Speaker 2: give me the benzo where I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know who I am, right, I love that.
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  Speaker 1: It's great. Oh yi oh my problematic we are We
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  Speaker 1: said we were dumb. We gave you a warning anyway.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess he's also a heroin addict. Wow, fantastical
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  Speaker 1: mass that Taylor is subsidizing and paying for all of
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  Speaker 1: his shit and having his kid could never be made. No, never, girl.
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  Speaker 2: But we start this episode with Michayla, Whitney, and Macy
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  Speaker 2: hanging out, and this is where like Whitney's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't show up to the baby shower. Michayla's calling
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  Speaker 2: her out for it. She's like this was calculated. Whitney's
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  Speaker 2: acting like it wasn't a big deal even though she
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  Speaker 2: knew it was gonna be a big deal. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 2: Michaela's calling her out in her talking heads, which is
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  Speaker 2: interesting because she's kind of Whitney's right hand man over here,
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  Speaker 2: supporting her.
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  Speaker 1: Why can't you tell her to her face? Yeah? Like,
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  Speaker 1: what why are you telling the camera seven months from now?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck Whitney? First, God, what the fuck does she think
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  Speaker 1: she is? She thinks she's hot? Shit, she tried to
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  Speaker 1: make Taylor's baby shower all about her. By not attending. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and she kind of did.
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  Speaker 2: And she did, and then she acts like it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: that big of deal. I didn't realize that they were
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  Speaker 2: gonna care.
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  Speaker 1: What do you meant? Of course you did. You were
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  Speaker 1: the only one that did show up.
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  Speaker 2: And then we have Jen throwing Zach her husband affleck.
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  Speaker 2: We get to meet this Gary beauty. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: How do you say a young man who I assume
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  Speaker 1: is a gen z young man or a late millennial,
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  Speaker 1: have the audacity to wear his hair in such a way.
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  Speaker 1: He looks like a fucking circus freak. It's an albino
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  Speaker 1: circus freak look. And he's obviously bin Is that offensive?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, very I apologize. Okay, you got to give
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  Speaker 1: me a little bit of grace. Moolder than most people,
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  Speaker 1: but like a very white and I'm always ragging on
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  Speaker 1: white people. I'm sorry about that. I'm a white person.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know if you knew that about me, but
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  Speaker 1: let me share that with you. But I just I
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  Speaker 1: don't mean it. I'm just awful generally. Yeah, but he's
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  Speaker 1: so freakish looking. I mean, he's very white, he has
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  Speaker 1: yellow hair. He's not attractive. Jen is beautiful comparatively speaking,
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  Speaker 1: she has to wash her hair a little bit. It's crazy, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but like, how do you end up with this dude
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  Speaker 1: and you're paying for everything?
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  Speaker 2: Well, and he's also like this will be later in
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  Speaker 2: the season. But he's a gambling addict.
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  Speaker 1: I know he's a looser, gambles her money.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and then he yells at her for it. But
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  Speaker 2: I loved getting this intro to him because she's throwing
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  Speaker 2: him a back.
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  Speaker 1: Or a grad graduation party.
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  Speaker 2: I said, bachelor party, whatever, graduation party from graduating at BYU.
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  Speaker 2: And he's supposed to go to grad school because it's
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  Speaker 2: an expectation for him to be successful and to be
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  Speaker 2: a surgeon, like every man in his family before him.
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  Speaker 2: His dad's a fucking heart surgeon. His grandpa was another surgeon.
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  Speaker 2: His great grandfather was a surgeon. They're all surgeons. They
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  Speaker 2: all make a lot of fucking money.
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  Speaker 1: And what is this guy? He's a gambler.
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  Speaker 2: He goes to BYU, doesn't I don't think he goes
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  Speaker 2: to grad school. I don't think he becomes a surgeon.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know of he has since relocated to New
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  Speaker 1: York to go to medical school. I think Jack is
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  Speaker 1: following him. He's gonna flunk. He is. He is so
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  Speaker 1: gonna flunk, And I love to see it too, because
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a disappointment. Yeah, because apparently he's a
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  Speaker 1: piece of shit, very much so misogynistic, one of these
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  Speaker 1: guys who wants a porn wife in bed, but wants
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  Speaker 1: to judge everybody for having a flask of alcohol in
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  Speaker 1: his hot tub. Yep, and also a scary looking individual.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine, like walking out to get some water
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, everything's dark, You turn
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  Speaker 1: the corner and then Affleck Jesus Christ demon from the background.
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  Speaker 1: In the name of Jesus, I rebuke you, Zach Affleck
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  Speaker 1: for fucking weirdo seriously who he is? Fucking bizarre?
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  Speaker 2: And his parents are, oh my god, also bizarre. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and they're like ultra strict Mormons and conservatives, so they
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  Speaker 2: don't drink. They don't drink.
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  Speaker 1: Caffeine or chozac drinks. Oh for sure. You know he
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  Speaker 1: watches porn and I don't think Joseph Smith wants him
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  Speaker 1: to do.
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  Speaker 2: That, No, of course not. But he's not telling his
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  Speaker 2: parents that. And I'm sure there's some doctrine about gambling
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: maybe we shouldn't gamble, but he probably still doing that.
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  Speaker 2: But his parents are super strict.
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  Speaker 1: So everybody's at this party.
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  Speaker 2: They go into a hot tub at some point, and
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  Speaker 2: then I think it's Jordan, who is Jesse's husband. Jesse
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  Speaker 2: is the one who's the hairdresser at Jiz Hair, who.
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  Speaker 1: Is also fucking with her face and making herself look
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  Speaker 1: older than she is.
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  Speaker 2: Of course she's like thirty one and I'm a girl.
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  Speaker 2: You look really old, but whatever. Jordan, her husband pulls
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  Speaker 2: out a flask a home with vodka, and all the
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  Speaker 2: good Mormon women are.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, right, blasphemous.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we don't drink, even though you guys totally
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  Speaker 2: fucking drink. Don't act like you don't drink, right, just
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  Speaker 2: because you're on camera. Also, all these fucking Mormon wives,
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: like you were married to gay guys, you're married to cheaters,
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: you're swinging, You're totally all swinging, and you're tworking on
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: TikTok selling vibrators, right, So what.
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  Speaker 1: Do we make it makes sense? Make it makes sense.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what we're doing. We're judging people because
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Whitney is a very judgmental person. I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: she gets the kahones to do that with her gay
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  Speaker 1: husband and everything, changing his hairstyle every week, which I
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  Speaker 1: love and I love gay people, but like, let's just
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: call him gay because that's what he is. But you're
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: pretending he's not gay, and you're trying to create a
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  Speaker 1: scandal around Taylor and everybody else so that you don't
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: have to admit that he's gay. Yep, so we'll admit
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  Speaker 1: it for you. Yeah, that man is gay. He is gay,
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  Speaker 1: which I have no problem with. Sure, I think Mormonism
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: has a problem with it. I don't know, ask Gessel,
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: do Mormons have a problem with that?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Mormons acknowledge homosexicality, but they say you can't act
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  Speaker 2: upon it, so you either have to be celibate or
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  Speaker 2: you have to force yourself into a straight marriage. So
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  Speaker 2: like it exists, and they acknowledge that it exists, but
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  Speaker 2: just don't act upon it because it's sinful. So that
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  Speaker 2: gives me rage, I know.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not going to go off on a crazy
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  Speaker 1: anti religion I want to, though Tangent. I won't. Yeah,
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: but I'm thinking it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe we can, well we should for Patreon, but
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: I digress. There are people talking about on the internet
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: about Whitney and her husband saying that they're in something
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: called a lavender marriage, which I'm not really sure what
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: that is. I think it means that she knows he's gay,
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: and we know he's gay, and we all know he's gay,
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  Speaker 2: but she's covering for him kind of like a beard
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  Speaker 2: type of thing. Or the other theory that's floating around
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  Speaker 2: is that they're both gay, that she's gay too, which
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  Speaker 2: I could totally fucking see really, because she's got this
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  Speaker 2: mean girl energy and a lot of these meant a
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  Speaker 2: gay thing. No no, no, Like a lot of the
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  Speaker 2: mean girls that are like very intimidated by other women
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  Speaker 2: and stuff like that tend to me a little tend
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  Speaker 2: to me a little gay totally.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a weird. It's like a weird. I know,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of heterosexual mean girls across the board, there's
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  Speaker 1: a probably had crushes on their friends. Got Yeah, I
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: don't really see that with her, but I do definitely
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: see the judgment. Finally, who's this we were waiting for you? Hi? Mister,
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, you're so handsome. Has
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: anybody ever told you that?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, oh, beautiful eyes look at that, but I'm
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: not going to don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, bye bye. Sorry, I didn't mean to exploit
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  Speaker 1: my own husband. I don't care. I'm glad you're happin.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: You always have to say every episode. I'm a secual bit.
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  Speaker 1: Wait up, you should know. I don't want to know,
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: but you make me know. Well. Sorry, I'm a happy marriage. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad. Jesus, that's great. Anyway we're talking Whenny's unhappy,
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: when you saying she would get to you. Everyone's bisexual
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: and or gay. There's it's always a gay conspiracy. But
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not bored. I'm okay with that. I mean, I
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: could just I could just see it, That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know Whinny strikes me as like the pudgiest
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: girl in the group who has like she is like objectively,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: which is fine. It's not like I'm not pudgy myself,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: but like, she's the pudgiest girl in a group of tens. Sure,
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Utah tens. Yeah, okay, these are beautiful girls in Utah.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: And she's a little heavy, and she's working on TikTok
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  Speaker 1: with her dying baby. She has mental illness issues, uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: And so she's trying to overcompensate by judging other people
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  Speaker 1: for being way hotter and better than her. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: True, And she's under this facade of Mormonism being like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so great because I don't drink tea and I
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: don't drink caffeine.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Or are you wearing your Mormon underwear? I don't think so.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: I don't see your swimsuit. Can they wear do they
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  Speaker 1: have to wear Mormon underwear?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: In the hot Tom no Ethel said that you don't
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: have to wear your Mormon underwear during sex, showering, swimming,
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: and there was another wedding sweating.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, oh.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: There's the four s's okay, got it, that's why. But
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Mormon underwear, we were talking about it last episode. Yeah,
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, it's booty shortney, it's a two pieces
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: long underwear.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a long underwear and a shirt. Yeah. And
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: the men have to wear the shirt too. Yikes, which
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: is weird. We're not judging you though, I am Mormons
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, But that's what it's like.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: You guys are trying to claim that you are good
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Mormons and you're following all the rules but then you're
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: not wearing the Mormon under where you're walking around in
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: this Scambia has bikini.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Right or like just the outfits that you wear to
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: your various events, you could possibly be wearing long underwear
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: underneath that mini skirt beyond absolutely not so.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, after the whole hot tub fiasco, this is kind
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: of where the group officially splits off because the good
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Mormon ladies are like, oh, I got a shot of vodka.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Shocking, that's terrible. It can't be assault theater with these
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: people because we're worried about mom talks reputation. You're talking about,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: like what reputation twerking swinging on TikTok and swinging boring, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: covering for your poort addicted husband Whitney yep. God.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: And we have Macy, Mikayla, Whitney and Jen going to
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: get botox, but they're really just doing that just so
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: they can get high on nitrous.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Which is wild. I have never heard of that. Well,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I don't like nitrous personally. We'll get to that because
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: we are drug seeking in this episode. But I've had
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: nitrous before. I would never imagine that you would want
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: to do nitrous while getting needles stuck in your forehead
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: for which you have to be still, like when they
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: ask you to smile and they're trying to get the
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: botox into your crinkles or into your bunny lines, like
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: you don't be laughing. True. Yeah, I thought it was weird.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: That they gave that for botox, Yeah, because I always
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: get that at the dentist.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: But I'm always asking for that shit. I'm like, I
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: would totally do whippets.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: You know, they're doing that now, Like they're making commercial
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: whippets for kids, but they're making it like what twenty
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: times the strength or whatever, and these kids are like
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: doing them because like whippets used to just be those
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: whip cream canisters.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Like they're ready whip.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like you take the wi the whip cream canister
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: and you huff it and it's like a couple milligrams
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: of nitrous and you get a little funky feeling and
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: it's fun. But now they make it so bad that
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: kids are doing it. They'll take one puff and they'll
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: fucking pass out.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Who's making it? I don't know this one company what
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: like it's it's the commercial enterprise, not a cartel.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Asthma gooled on YouTube. He's a video game commentator or whatever.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: He talks about current stuff, but he talked about it.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: He made a whole video, and it's like bad. They're
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: like advertising it as like food products, but these kids
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: are buying it because they're whippets and they're just doing it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. A galaxy gas, that's what it's called.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Galaxy gas. Galaxy gas interesting and scary.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because nitrous kills your brain cells.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: It's so great. That's why I like it. That's how
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: it improves your life because you're not conscious anymore. It's fantastic. Anyway,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was very strange that they were
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: getting nitrous for botox, but they seem to be having
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: a good time, and.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Well they only get it for the drugs, So like
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: you're talking about being good Mormons, but then you're going
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: to get hot drugs nitrous like okay, whatever. And then
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: this is where Jen invites the good Mormon ladies to her.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Luca's baby's blessing.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Or something right, and she's like, I'm not gonna invite
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: the bad women because I don't want the bad energy,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and like I want to please Mormon God.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: On Colaw, although she already invited the bad women, well
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: in specific, she invited Demi and Jesse and even told
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: them the day and the time. They put it in
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: their calendar. They are expecting to go, but nope, she's
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: gonna have to uninvite them.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: And they call her out on that because they're going
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: to get their hair done at Jiz Hair. And this
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: is where they're talking about the baby blessing, which is
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: like in two days, and Demi, I guess, was told
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: by somebody, Oh, like, you're not actually invited?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Who cares?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: So they call Jen on FaceTime at the Jizz Hair
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: salon and Jen's like, oh yeah, like I just, you know,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: don't feel comfortable with you guys there because of Zack,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: because Zak doesn't know you guys very well and doesn't
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: know your husband. So that's why you're not gonna be invited.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Shady. It was very shady, and I think Demi and
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Jesse we're hurt by it. Yeah, yeah, of course, what
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: are you going to do? I wouldn't want to go
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: anyway with that weird ass Zach affleck girl a black.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: And that weird baby blessing where only the men can
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: do it, because they only have the priesthood and.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Have the priesthood like all good religions, men are in charge.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: It's the patriarchy, of course. I mean you just sit
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: down there, ye look pretty.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Yep, be porn stars for your men, Thank you. And
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: we have Demi hosting her Gallantines event at her house.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: She's trying to be the bigger person and she invites
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: everybody to the Gallantines because she's trying to unite the group.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: And this is where Whitney has the bright idea to
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: not only pull a prank ont me, but tell everybody
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: on camera what this very private secret was between Demi
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: and her husband involving fruity pebbles. She doesn't outright say what.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: It is, but what is it? It's I don't know.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Urban Dictionary says, it's something where you put the fruity
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: pebbles in the ass and the ass, yeah, and then
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: you like eat out of the Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Girl, people aren't nasty. Yeah, that's true.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: But I think what Whitney was reenacting for the girls
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: when she was telling her about the telling them about
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: the prank, was that Demi put freddy pebbles on her
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Punani and then her husband licked it off.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Of hers.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Is disgusting right now, is thinking about some wondering more
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: my husband, please stop it right now?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: No, and also east infection. Yeah, I mean, pH balance,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: why are you putting forreddy pebbles down? She didn't do that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Artificial colors and stuff that's bad for you. It's very
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: bad for you. Maybe she had a good time, but
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: it sounds like it's something that happened that she shared
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: with Whitney. But she made Whitney promise not to tell anybody,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: because her and her husband had promised each other never
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: to speak a word of this to anybody. Yeah, well
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: then she told Whitney. And now Whitney is re enacting
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: it on camera on camera in address with that underwear yep,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: reenacting what must have happened when Demi put those fruity
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: pebbles in her orifices yep, yep. And then she packs
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: a box full of fruity pebbles in a gift box
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: and is bringing that over to Gallantines and then gives
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: this to de Me and is like, yeah, I have
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: a gift for you, and to me thinks it's very
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: sweet and wholesome. Oh my god, Wow, thank you so much,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: this is so thoughtful. You didn't have to do that.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Opens it up and immediately like are you fucking serious?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: And Whitney's laughing, like just hysterical laughing, and she's got
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: all of her gun's laughing for her total mean girl energy.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I hated that well sidebar Yeah. I listened to part
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: of an interview that Whitney gave I think last week
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: so very recently, in which she says that the reason
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: she got mad is because she had actually talked to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Demi before the Gallantines party and told Demi what she
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: was going to do for the cameras, and during the conversation,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: which again happened before the party, Demi was like, oh
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: my god, that would be so funny. Do it what
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Whitney felt set up? And if Whitney's telling the truth,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: well she was set up.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Ooh, but do we believe her with that though, because
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: in the moment she's like, I feel amble.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I know abo every other narcissist, Like they do something
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: abusive to you and then you have a normal reaction
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: to that abuse, and then they get mad that you're
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: mad at them. Yeah, like for having a valid reaction,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of did believe Whitney a
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: little bit, and I do think that Demi has some
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: of that shady aspect to her, But I don't know.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I was talking to my friend Ali, who suggested we
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: watch this showy. She was saying she loves to me
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: throughout the whole season. She's like, she's really great.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I like her too. I like her too.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I trust Whitney, because I mean,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: you're working Fair hospital when your kid's dying of r speed.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Fair, Like, what kind of person are you? Sure? So?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: But I mean I could also see a world where
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: this happens becase, because this is kind of like a
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Housewives type of vibe of show, where like all of
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: the bitches are fake and all of them are.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: You know, trying some manufacture content and moments and such. Yeah,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: so I could see both sides of it. Me too.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: But I hate Whitney though, Oh I do as well.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I think she's terrible. Her stank face, just sitting on
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the couch, she's so pissed. Oh how dare anybody get
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: upset with me? Well, because you're terrible and your haircut
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: is bad. Yeah, she has some contour, like just some
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: color in her face. She looks like a corpse.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, corpse Frid, kind of like Zach Fleck. Yes, they'd
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: make a great pair translucent people.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: And then we have the day of Luca's baby blessing.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: We're only the saints are invited, and then they have
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: their best, their Sunday bests on where meanwhile the sinners
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: are out bowling on the Sabbath because they're like, I
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck. And we have some stupid speeches
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: by Whitney for some reason.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Well she's a good Mormon. Yeah, she's talking about their
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: father in Heaven blessing this child Luca Puke.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: And then we have only the men and giving the
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: blessing because again they.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna bless your child when you have a child,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: are you gonna take it to a church or something
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: like that? Should have me do it? I don't know.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not blessed. I never was baptized. You were baptized, no,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: oh girl, I was not.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I had the opportunity, but I was afraid to go underwater.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Oh a little sweet pete. Hmm, okay, yeah, should I
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know, really, I mean, we're not part of
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: a church where we go, don't We could make our
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: own church. We could. I mean, you want to be
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: bless her baby. I would definitely bless your baby, baptize it,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: and your COI pond out there. Don't get me started.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: She has this pool out there. Your baby will get
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: a brain eating on the bike. We don't want that
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: for your baby. It's bad. It's a long story. Yeah,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: let's go uncensored. Okay, we are back from uncensored. It's
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: the story of my life. We're back from uncensored. By
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: the way, if you want to hear our uncensored bits,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: you gotta subscribe to with the Patriot Hue Patreon dot
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: com slash reality TV cringe. Where were we baby blessing?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and Whitney getting up like the saints that
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: she is and giving the pra sort of the consecration
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: of the child, and all the weird beta looking men
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: getting in a circle and praying for that child. I
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: can't while the other women were bowling yeah and talking shit.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, there's a clear division. Yep.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: And then the previous for next episode is they're gonna
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: have a trip for I think Macy's birthday. Yeah, they're
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: gonna have a getaway, a two day trip, totally like
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: a housewives thing. They're all gonna be in the same
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: house together and they're gonna be.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Fine in and I love that drama. I love it.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be some confrontations and there's gonna be some drama,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: and I want to see it. I want it. All right,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: are you ready to get into Welcome to Plathville? I
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: get okay, So if you're listening on the pod, keep listening.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: If you're watching on YouTube, there will be another video
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: in about an hour, so check back by thanks. All right,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: let's get into Welcome to Plathville. Just as a reminder,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: we are one week behind because we film on Tuesdays
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and Platform comes out on Tuesdays. So we are dealing
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: with the episode where Even goes line dancing and Olivia
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: continues to shove that beta down our throats, much to
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: my chagrin. And also Mariah was doing something with music.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like Kim Lydia Mariah practicing music at
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Ken's house or something, and Kim's playing the bass and
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: it's so weird.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're talking about maybe having some sort of a
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: family band night, which is I think what we're going
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: to get into next week, which I think means that
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: that's the finale. Please. I think that's a finale, please.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: But they're practicing, and then I swear to God, my
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: husband was walking through the room when Mariah and Lydia
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: start to sing that monster song. He stops in his
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: cowboy boots. He looks at the TV, waits a bit
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: a beat, and then starts cracking up. He's like, what
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the fuck is that? Like, yeah, that's beautiful Mariah's song, Yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: about being a month.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Being a monster, And Lydia doesn't want to sing it,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: but she'll sing it for her sister. But she's like,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I just feel weird singing the lyrics that I'm a monster.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I'd rather be singing to Jesus.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm God's beautiful child, right, So weird. Yeah, Kim
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: thinking she's badass because she's playing the bass with a
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: long ass blue fingernails. I get yeah, I literally can't.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: And then Ken Palmer walks in at the end of
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: the song and he's like, oh God, you're so strange.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: He is super weird. Did you see that somebody put
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: up on the plaith vil one of the Plaithville subreddits
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: a reminder about Ken Palmer's racist tweets or racist Facebook posts.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of them. Yeah, yeah, and I went
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: through them again and I'm like, oh my god, that's
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: over the top. I mean, all racism is bad, but
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: like that is over the top. You're hiding in playing sight.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You are a racist. Yep.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: And I think Kim liked a bunch of them too. Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: so Kim's are race Kim's are racist too. I mean, hello,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I mean she's doing Jamaican food and stuff for their
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: token friend.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Inherently racist. She was racist.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: It was racist because she's like, yeah, look, I'm a
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: white person and I'm friends with a.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Person of color making Jamaican. So you think she was
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: tokenizing that person. Well, in a world where that was
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: an actual friend of hers, there's nothing wrong with inviting
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: that friend over and having him prepare his cultural food.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That's not inherently racist. It's Kim Plath, but it's Kim Plaid. Yeah,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: it is Kim Plath. And so she's probably a little
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: bit racist. Yeah, if she's with Kim Palmer, Yeah, she's worracist.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: That's a terrible thing to say. We probably shouldn't say that.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I can say Kim Palmers though, because I saw his
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Facebook posts. I am loath to call people that word.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Me too in twenty twenty four, Yeah, me too, But
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Kim was liking his shoes. If the sandal fits on
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the big hogfoot exactly, If the sandal fits on the trotter, yeah, exactly,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: so bad? Who caress? Probably censor that? Why? Okay, she
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: got wide feet though, I mean, why does her a skirl?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're body shaming again. Why I get scared?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I get scared when we everybody's doing it. Everybody's thinking it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Everybody's definitely thinking. Everybody's on Reddit doing it too. Inappropriate
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: people on this podcast are doing it. Mini skirts with
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: that body yadd yatti. I mean, girl, well, there's nothing
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: wrong with a little sugar in your tank. No, sure, yeah, hello,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: fluff and stuff.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Wear appropriate clothing. You don't need to be wearing a
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: mini skirts. I don't need to be seeing all that.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: That's very judgmental. I might love herself in that dress.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Ken might love it as well. Get a little sneaky
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: pool from the back end. You just toot your head
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: a little bit and see what she's working with I
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: do not want to think about that, thank you very much.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: My bad. So Ken came in and he broke it up,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: and then we went to the next scene.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we went to the next scene, which is Ethan
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: and his TLC planted friend on dree going to dance.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: He's like a fucking alien. Where you get these people
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: great eyes, dude from Draco. See here you are talking
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: about body shaving. Sorry, well he's very odd, I mean
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: odd person. He looked like an alien.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: But they're going line dancing, okay, And this is where
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Ethan awkwardly flirts with some girl who's can what can
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: we talk about his drip Ethan?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, so he's got like his jeans on and
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: he's got like a leather leather jacket. No, I mean
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: because he's very blonde. I'm not dream is bad. Well,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: don't we don't need Some people don't know that about me?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: So well, there was the one time Patreon. It's on Patreon.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I did talk about it on Patreon. Ye, anyway, I
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: just had a dream about him and me in a truck.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I woke up and I'm like, what the fuck, I'm
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: watching too much platform. Yeah, but I did have a
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: good time. Oh my, anyway, I thought he looked sharp.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I mean compare and contrast with Brandom. Yes, in Sedona
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: wearing shirt, weird dress shirt with his girl chest hair
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: looking like a vagint, looking like a vagina, and I'm
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: some weird pants. I mean, yes, Ethan looked a lot better. Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: By comparison, he has muscles compared to Brandon. Yeah, I mean,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Brand dumb that's his name. Yeah, so Ethan looked good.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: He meets this TLC planted girl. I can't remember her name.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I really forgot Lily, who was already miked up, conveniently.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Very tall, not unlike Olivia. He likes pond. Also, she
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: was very pretty.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: They were talking, they were flirting.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I guess kind of. He was drinking water, which I
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: think is because he's coming into the awareness that he
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: does not do well with alcohol. Yeah, and I think
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: for a time he was probably drinking too much, and
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: so Ethan as you drink it over, so I think
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: he's been trying to cut back.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which I mean that's great. Pussies, if you're a
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: mean drunk, it's good.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're aware of it. You're a fun drunk party.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I think, so you get crazy? I do you get
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: too crazy? Two SIPs and I'm going crazy right now.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And every time you're like, do I drink too much?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, drink more. It's fun. I thought it
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: was cute. They line danced. You know, Ethan clearly doesn't
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: have any riz no, not at all, so he's doing
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: the very best that he can with that beautiful young woman.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I thought he did well too, and he seemed to
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: have fun.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it seems like they texted afterwards, and that's great,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: but I want to see footage of that other girl
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: he was dancing with that we saw pictures of.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: A last see that was a brunette, wasn't.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: A brunette, and they were a lot closer together there,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, let's see some of that. I don't
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: want to see this forced like storyline. This felt like
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: TLC was like, yeah, so Olivia is dating some weirdo,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: we need to have you try and look like you're
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: dating some other chicks.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: That way, it's cool and entertaining. Mm hmm.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: But it's not cool, but it's tine. No don't I
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: don't want to see it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: And then, speaking of I just tried to go to
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: another dimension girl, you know where I could be super
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: turbo neutral and not like feel anything as I watched this,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: but I was so deeply bored. I was so bored.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: It was so.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: We have to go to Crystal Magic, Crystal Mass, which
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I've been to have you.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually a really great story. Did you get
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: your aura taken? No picture photography. It is a scam,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. It's just a gateway for them
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: to talk about themselves, like their groundbreaking romance.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Nobody can nobody, but Olivia believes it though she thinks
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: it's like legit, look at our chakras.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: They're aligned.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: They're so focused with her aura it's yellow. That means
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: it's good, Like it's so fucking god.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: You guys have some fresh energy coming in. Is somebody
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: planning on a move or something? And Olivia's like, oh
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: my god, oh I got so accurate.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: This aura reader chick was literally just picking whatever colors
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: esthetically matched them.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, and was probably given information by the producers the
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: things that they wanted her to say.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like oh, there's a move coming up and Olivia's like,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, well my leaves in LA's ending, so yeah,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: maybe even thinking about moving, which means you're gonna move
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: in with Brendan.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, she already probably has, which.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Means you're going to pay for a place for you
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: and Brenda to live.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Right Because he's a dog walker And again I'm not
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: judging that, per se, but he's a twenty eight year
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: old dog walker. And I'm just saying that's fine. Everybody
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: starts somewhere. But Olivia is on a television show. She's
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: a world famous photographer or something. She's traveling the world
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and Aii and here we got a dog walker, Yeah,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: with a vagina for a chest. And I mean, okay,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: that means Olivia has to pay for it. Am I
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: sent you the picture?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Was it not?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: No? Yeah? Absolute vagina? Yeah totally, Harry Bush, Yeah, it's bad.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Why why doesn't Olivia see what we see? Well?
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Because he doesn't think he's worthy to be with somebody
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: like Olivia. So he's like the perfect type of man
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: for Olivia.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Which you don't really learn until they leave. Until he
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: leaves and he's going to catch his plane and they
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: hug goodbye, and he says something. I forget what he says.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: He's like, Olivia is a very free person, very free spirit,
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: and if you love something enough, you have to let
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: it go and let it be free.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: But like, I'm not worth coming back to. Yeah, so
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: that was such a non sequit or like where did
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: that come from? You've got a hickey, your farting in
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the pit, you are super confident. I'm like, all of
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: a sudden, you're not worth coming home too, like out
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: of the Listen, honey, when they show you who they are,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: you better believe them. When they tell you who you are,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: who they are, you better believe them. What Brendan, Yes,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: so Brenda worth it? Well no, yeah, Well I don't
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: think he believes that he is. Yeah, that is a
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: huge insecurity and a huge problem. He's obviously he is
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: obviously way out of his grade. Oh obviously upgrading with Olivia.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: He knows it, and in the quiet moments he feels
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: it that she's way better than he is. And so
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: that's why he says something like that. And if you're
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: going to be with a guy like that, he's going
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: to work to undermine you. He's gonna work to steal
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: your shine, he's gonna work to limit you, isolate you
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: because he doesn't feel good about himself. So if you
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: feel good about yourself. It's not gonna work for him.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it's the opposite for Olivia. Like, I
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: think she needs somebody who's not like a strong personality.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Because Ethan was a strong personality. He knew what he wanted,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: he knew the kind of guy he was, he knew
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: what he wanted out of his partner, which we can
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: have a debate about whether that's right.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Or wrong all fucking day. I'm not saying that.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying that Ethan's a strong headed personality. He's
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: a Taurus, he speaks his fucking mind, and Olivia is
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: the same kind of person. She needs somebody. Trris, Yep,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: she needs somebody weaker than him. I don't know, girl,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking because I'm a Taurus and I have been
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: with people who were weaker than me, and I just
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: hated it, ran all.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Over them, I steamrolled them. I couldn't be with them.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying with Olivia, Like, I think she
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: kind of subconsciously needs somebody she can steamroll, because she
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: tried to do that with Ethan. Yeah, but she'll never
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: be happy if she can push somebody around exactly. She
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: needs a stronger man who will say, oh, you ain't
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: doing that. No, but she has to allow that, right,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Like she has to allow somebody to be a strong personality,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: like and I know Ethan was. They didn't mesh well
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: obviously because they had different perspectives and stuff like that,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: but like she needs somebody stronger than her to compete
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: with that. But now she's that she respects exactly, Ethan
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: was strong in that way and he did uphold his values,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: but she did not respect him. Towards the end, she
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: actually had contempt for him. Now, if she were to
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: meet somebody that she highly respected, who was a strong
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: man who would not put up with her bullshit or
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: woman by the way, who would not put up with
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: her bullshit, then yeah, I think that would be perfect
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: for her.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Not this guy. No, this guy doesn't think that he
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: is good enough, and frankly he's not. No, frankly he's not.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: He knows it, he knows it. You're with this Goddess
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: of Olivia. I mean, I know she's fucking crazy, she's insufferable,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: she's not sufferable, but like she's gorgeous. And that's what
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: like a lot of men really liked. That's their number
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: one thing that they look for is the hot babe.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah sure, And like I said last week, he's
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: just saying all the things he needs to so he
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: can keep fucking her. I mean he's going to a
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: stupid or reading because she wants to go, and then
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: he does this dumb tarot reading to be like, yeah,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: like I care about this bullshit.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about Olivia and her sudden fascination with metaphysics,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: like is this a genuine or an authentic thing? Like
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: she wants to appear like this witchy mysterious Stevie Nick's woman.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not buying it. And he's a witchy mysterio Stevie
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Nick's woman. Yeah, why are you performing spirituality because you
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: want to give the air of no longer being indoctrinated
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: in your former religion or being completely separated from that,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: and so you're going in the opposite direction. But it's
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: like just another system of belief that you're falling into.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: And why why didn't need to do that?
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: It is a TikTok trend. I'm going back to that shit.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I think she is like on TikTok, I.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Think online TikToker.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Yep, she's like one of those people that makes TikTok
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: her entire personality. So like everything that's trendy on TikTok
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: she's into, and that's you see that with like a
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: lot of people.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Beatrice, I'm interrupting you. I apologize, But how do you
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: know what's trendy on TikTok Since you don't have TikTok
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: and you won't even let me get TikTok? Why do
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: anytime somebody sends me a TikTok link, I like press
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: it and I can't watch it. I can't even watch it.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I know. How do you know what is trendy on TikTok?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Well, because I have people who are on TikTok and
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: they tell me what's on TikTok. And also everybody uploads
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: TikTok's to Instagram. Okay, so like all of your reels
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: that you're watching or we're on TikTok weeks ago, so
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: like it's all on there, And like I see this
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: in a lot of people I personally know in my life,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: like family members and like friends and stuff that I
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: know bis bigykes, where they all have the same personality
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: now because they're all on TikTok and they can't think
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: for themselves.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Personality disorders.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, like seriously, like you guys don't even know
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: like some of my family. It's wild and it's all
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: from TikTok.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Do you have somebody with di ID? No, but I
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: have somebody with something, Okay. I wish it was ell.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Eller's dann Low's syndrome. Everybody fucking thinks they have.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I don't even get started. God, I know EVI, oddly
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: from RuPaul's Drag Race had that, but like I think
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: he sure actually has that. It's rare. Anyway, I'm getting
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: side tracked anyway. Yeah, So I that's what I think.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: So Olivia is chronically TikTok online.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, because I mean, like the whole deconstruction thing is
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: also trendy on TikTok, And I'm not saying that that's
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: like a bad trend to have. Like people should be
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: allowed to deconstruct from their fundamental cults and religions that
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: they're a part of. That's perfectly fine. But deconstructing is trendy.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: New Age spirituality is trendy. This progressivism stuff is trendy,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: which again I'm not saying is bad I'm just saying,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: she's going down this path making that all of her
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: personality and it's annoying, Like, just be yourself, Like, there's
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: nothing wrong with who you are, Like, think for yourself.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: You don't have to parrot stuff that you hear some
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: other chick who's also a Taylor Swifty fan on TikTok
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: saying all this stuff. You know what I mean, I'm
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: not trying to get political. It's just like, I just I.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Don't think you said anything that was political.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I just think she's following all of
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: this stuff, and so that's why she's like, oh, like
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Chuckers are aligned. I'm like, do you even know what
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: that is?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Right? Do you even know what that means? Yeah? I
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: was just cringing, like from not a place of even
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: knowing what is going on on tiktk TikTok. I was
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: just like, kiktach tiktak, such a boomer. I misspoke. I
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: didn't believe it was TikTok. But I mean, I'm not
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: coming from a place of judging her for that. I'm
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: just coming from a place of judging her from jumping
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: from one system right into another, just like she's jumping
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: from run relationship right into another without taking this space
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: to actually take care of herself, which she is also
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: constantly talking about doing as if she's doing that. But
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: you're not doing that. You're just going from what is it,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the pot into the fire or whatever the saying goes.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You're just going from one situation into another situation. And
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: just because it looks a little different and the guy
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: is a little different, doesn't mean it's different for you
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: and how you're experiencing it, no.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Way, And like when she has Brendan meet Lydia, as
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: if they haven't already met before, like all three of
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: them are color coordinatching, color coordinatching, coordinating, color coordinating, natching
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: sure colors.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Tourette's sorry, we told you we were offensive.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: But no, like they're all like matching color, Like don't
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: say you're meeting each other for the first time, like
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: you guys have already met before, Like this is stupid,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: But Lydia Grace points out that this is a little fast,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: like Olivia and Brendan are already serious, like she's thoroshly single,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: like she's out of this long marriage. Like it's a
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: little much and she doesn't want her sister to get hurt.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: And I feel like that's what's gonna happen, because Olivia's
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: putting all of her eggs.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Into this one basket. And I don't understand why. Yeah,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I think that she's just habituated to a certain type
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: of relationship, a certain understanding of herself, and instead of
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: like disrupting the pattern, she wants to stay in the
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: pattern or in the habit of it. And so she's
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: moving from one guy to another guy, one spiritual system
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: to another spiritual system, and she's not changing anything in
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: a deep way. Yeah, not at all, in a obstinctive way,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: because it's comfortable to her. Because in order to change
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: like that, it is very uncomfortable. Oh yeah, Like you
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: have to excavate parts of yourself. You got to pull
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: them the fuck out of yourself. You got to look
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: at them shadow, Yes, your shadow. You have to acknowledge
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: them as being a part of you and your narcissistic
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: tendencies that led to the destruction of your own marriage.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: It wasn't Ethan alone, honey, and all the things inside
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: of you pre existing that caused these things, and you
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: have to acknowledge them and then set about to bring
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: some light into them or to change them. That is
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable as fuck. Oh yeah, and so it's great to
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: be positive, but positivity can be toxic and it doesn't
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: indicate actual change. Yeah.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: And speaking of that current day, she just was on
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: another podcast so with the same lady that she was
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: on a couple weeks Pink Yeah, Pink Shade Podcasts.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Or something like that.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: She was on another episode with her where she's shit
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: talking Barry and Ethan again. She's talking about how Ethan's
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: actually not signing the divorce papers, like, actually.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: They weren't signed. I wondered about that. He didn't sign
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: any of the financial stuff. Apparently that's from Barry. He's
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: listening to his dad.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: And she calls Barry out for that. She's like, oh,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: I saw the footage of Barry saying, yeah, take your time,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: don't rush things.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Think it through.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, And she's like, well, now I know why he's
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: not signing the papers, Like he's dragging this out on
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: purpose because he won't sign the financial stuff.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Haven't they said, either Ethan or Olivia or both of
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: them that their divorce was finalized. Yes, they've said that.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I wondered when they said it I'm like, uh, I'm
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: not feeling that. I'm feeling like it is not final
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: But then now she's going on the pink shade and
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: again trying to throw Ethan under the bus, like as
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: if it's all him, Like, I'm sorry, but you guys
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: had assets, and you guys like we go back to
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: the house, like he had to sell his herd of
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: cattle to buy this first home for you, and then
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: you guys moved around everywhere. Yeah, he's probably trying to
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: think about how he can secure his shit, so you
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: don't take all of his stuff.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Yep. I wouldn't put it past her. I wouldn't e
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: put it past her. Mean, so I don't know. It's like,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: and how busy is she as a photographer? Oh? Very busy,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: is she? For sure? Oh yeah? Okay? Are her photos
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: like super great? Yeah?
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: No, she's actually very talented photographer. Okay, yeah, all right,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: and she's got like over four hundred thousand followers and
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: stuff on Instagram.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, contrast that with what Ethan does to make money,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: which is I think mechanics. Yeah, Like I think it's
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: rebuilding cars or working in a shop. Like I feel
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: like her income or her income potential way outpaces his. Yeah,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: probably so, Like I'm just wondering, maybe that's why he
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: would like to hold onto some assets and not just
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: give them all away to her exactly. Yeah, that's probably
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: what it is.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: But then she's you're gonna talk all this growth and
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: all this bullshit, but then you're gonna still talk crap
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: right about your ex. Oh again, on another podcasts, she
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: keeps doing it to make people hate Ethan, which I mean, again,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of things you can hate about them totally,
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: but like, why do you gotta throw him under the
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: bus all the time when he's not doing that to you? No,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: he's not, He's really not, not even on this season.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: No, not really. I mean he's said some things that
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: were a little, yeah, a little critical of her and
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: didn't show her in a great light, like her saying
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: that he couldn't sing or that his family band sucked. Right,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: both things are true, both things are true, but like
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: saying those are unkind things to do. Like he has
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: called out a few things, but compared to her, certainly
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: on Instagram, he's very quiet. Oh yeah, and it's just
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: about his family or his motorcycle trip. It's not about
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Olivia at all unless he posted that Lord Huron post
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: about loving her and wanting her back like it. But
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: she's the one who continues or persists in calling him
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: out in these ways, which again to me, is an
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: indication of an unhealed person because I'm not out here. Well,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I do talk about my other men impotent guy husband one,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: husband two. Yeah, I would talk about men, but I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: mean I'm not like emotionally charged about it. No, it's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: not like I'm bitter about it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: No.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: And it's not a campaign. Yeah, I'm just talking about
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: my life with her, though it feels like she's on
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: a campaign. Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: And she even doubled down on that singing comment a
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: couple weeks ago too, where she was like, yeah, like
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: I come from a very musical family, Like I have
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: a very talented ear, and so yeah, I'm just gonna
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: call it out like I sees it. Okay, I'm like,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: okay again, a thing that you have to be an
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: expert about, that you're so musically inclined, and that you
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: have to criticize everybody else like, look, we're musically inclined.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, we call them bad singers.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like this is your spouse, and if you're like
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: being outwardly mean to him and crushing his little fragile
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: dream of like being a singer.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: The next Johnny Cash or something that's mean. Well, what
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: is the saying? Honesty without compassion is brutality. Yes, yeah, yes,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: it's mean. It's meanness. I mean, it could be true.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: But if you don't have compassion or love in your
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: heart for the person as you tell them this thing,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you're just being mean. Egg exactly sorry about it, Olivia.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to hear that critique of you,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: but it's true, like you're mean. M yes, what it is? Well,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: And in the preview, and I don't mean to jump ahead,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: we see Kim actually sitting down with Ethan talking about
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: his relationship with Olivia and her saying, I really hope
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: that you find somebody that you can love and who
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: treats you well, because that bitch did not treat you well.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: No she didn't. We just see it. Bold of Kim.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: We'll get there when we get there, We'll get there.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's very bold of Kim. And then the
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: last scene that we have is Micah and Veronica going
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: to get ice cream and go shopping, specifically at a
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: jewelry store. Veronica also says Kim is a sweetheart, which
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: everybody's like trashing on rerd it. They're like, really, you
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: think Kim's a sweetheart?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Like what do you want? Makes no sense?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: But they go ring shopping, and I just want to
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: say I told you so that I think this is
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: totally setting up for an end of season proposal.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: He would be more stupid than I already think he
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: is if he proposes to Veronica. But when they're at
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: the ice cream shop and he orders butter pecan and can,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: she says it's pecan. He's like, it's pecan. And I
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: have this argument with my husband all the time Texas
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: it's pecan, and I'm like, it's pecan. I just make
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: trouble pecan. But it's like they have a relationship where
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: she constantly feels the need to disagree with him in
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: a playful way, but also probably in a serious way
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: behind closed doors when the camera's not going, like she
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: seems like she needs to always put him in his place.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: That's not attractive, that's not sexy. Mike's a free spirit. Yeah,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: he's a beautiful soul. He's a sweet little piscy. Why
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: do we always have to creatique him and criticize him
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: and make him feel stupid?
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Well, and like she puts him down for getting banana
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: pecan ice cream ice cream old man, And I'm like,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? What is up with the two eldest
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: boys in the family going for women who are very critical,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: very judgment very hard, very hard and mean.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I don't know. Mommy issues, That's what I'm saying,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: or daddy issues.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Isn't there like a thing where, like they say, you
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: marry your parents or somebody like your parents or whatever.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: You marry the person that's like your parent of the
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: opposite sex. So I would marry my dad, you would
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: marry your mom, Okay, kind of a thing. Yeah.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: So then I mean they're marrying their mom, yeah, because
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: that just reflects back on Kim and she's a judgmental bit.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I don't know red flags. I just I
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: don't know. I Again, I say, Veronica's very socially awkwarded
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: it would appear that she's not comfortable on the camera,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: but just the way they banter and the way that
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: they play, you're toxic to me. Yeah, And it feels
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: like Micah's trying to figure it out in the moment
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: and like how he should respond and what he should do,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: and it's just like Jesus, it feels unsafe, like talk
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: about the Brown's always using that word. It feels unsafe
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: for Michael, like he can't do anything right. And so
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: they're ring shopping and those rings look beautiful, uh huh,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: big old rocks. He gets her ring size, which is
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: seven and a half and minus five and a half.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's spinny guinea legend. You know what
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: mine is? Four? Three? Oh my god, yeah, of course
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, I've got thin fingers. Yeah, but like you,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I got tiny baby t rex arms. Your husband calls them.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: So they're trying these rings and she picks one and
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I guess it's some sort of diamond plated, diamond coated, Yeah,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: some fake ring that's under five hundred dollars. So Mike says, okay,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I'll get you this. Yeah, it's gonna have to pay
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: And she's like, what is it symbolize? And he's like, oh,
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: like thinking about thinking about the future, thinking about thinking
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, what does that mean? I feel like he's
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: genuinely reticent to make a commitment on that level with her,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: and he's right to be.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I kind of feel like it's him trying to play
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: it off like a surprise.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I feel like he's gonna end up proposing to her,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: which would be so terrible, But like he's saying things
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: like in this scene, like yeah, when I moved in
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: with her, like marriage has been on the table from
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: the go, And.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Also, I'm very young, and am I too young to
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: make a commitment like this? Yes, the answer is yeah, yeah,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: But I mean, does he believe that. I don't know.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I'm saying he's too young as somebody who got married
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: at twenty, but I knew.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Different situation and it ended up being long lasting and
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: it's ten years. Yeah, so I mean it can happen.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: But Veronica a weird. I don't like it. I don't either.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: But everybody likes Veronica though, in the family, so it's
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: kind of odd.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I like Veronica. I think she's a nice person. I
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: just think she doesn't know how to act in a
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: relationship for the cameras. I wonder based on how she
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: acts in front of the cameras how their relationship actually
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: is behind the scenes, whether she's softer or more communicative,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: less critical, like she's so uncomfortable. Maybe she's doing that
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: because she doesn't know what else to do. That could
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: be bad, because why else would he want to be
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: with her. He could be with anybody, male or female
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: or not they or they man, sorry, you know what
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, anybody. He wants to be with anybody.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, So maybe their relationship is different off camera.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: I would like to hope so me too, because she
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: is very awkward. And then we have the preview where
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Mariah booked a date for the family concert. Oh my god,
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: it's going to be a train wreck. That's all we know.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Kim is really hoping that Barry and can fight over her,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: like she's like obsessed with.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: This idea of them validation.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even though Berry's like, I don't give a fuck,
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Like I'm jacked.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: And I'm moving on. I'm looking for a little sweet
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: honey who's into fitness and komba. It ain't you not
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: missing you things, not at all? Have full with your
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: drunk racist boyfriend, Yeah, and wrapping your car around trees.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Good luck, Like, but they do have a confrontation, which
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I'm excited to see Kenna.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: It's going to be nothing. Barry's going to be super
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: polite and it's going to stammer and he's got no riz.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I feel like Ken's gonna try to talk about Barry
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: for some reason.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, but I'm just like to see
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: audacity if he tried, though.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: As a family friend who went and blanked Kim with
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: all people whatever and what, you wouldn't want to know
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: what if you were her.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Age, Absolutely not And I'm an ass man, I could
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: not mean like that. You don't want to get down,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: no girl? Oh no, my god, you know what's swamp ass?
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Oh lord?
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Anyway, and then Micah is mad at Mariah for some reason,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: and then Mariah, well, it looks.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Like Mariah stole away from her own family band event
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: and probably went to see the mysterious married guy. That's
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: what I thought it was. And so they're calling her
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: because she went to see him or something, and they're
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: all upset and scared.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: And she's like ghosting them too, because she gets on
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: the phone with one of them and she's like, oh.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Coy bag later bye, pays up. Yeah, and typical Mariah
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: fashion Kristen. That'll be interesting. Is it going to be
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: this week's episode or the finale? Tonight's episode? God, we're
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: missing it. We are missing We had to cover this
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: boring And I'm okay with that. That's fine, we'll watch
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: it later, watch and we'll come back next week to
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: talk about tonight's episode, which is hopefully the finale, please,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: and then we get to grade this season, because I
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: want to start grading seasons, okay, and just talk about
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: like where we're at at the end of it, so
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: that we can make educated choices about whether we want
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: to cover them in the future. And I think Platfill
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: is up on that altar personally, like we have to
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: decide whether we want to do this again. It's an
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: F for you. For me right now, it's an F. Yeah,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: it's like a D D minus for me. There were
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: some things in the season that I appreciated that came
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: from Ethan, like Ethan talking about his divorced, Ethan talking
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: about his mother. Some of these things I thought were
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: very interesting, but like, it's not enough, yeah to pull
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: it from a D minus D no, D plus, yeah,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: not at all. Yeah, but we're still going to cover it.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Well personally, you know, no, Yes, we're gonna we're gonna
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: see this season through. But I think we need to
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: talk about the grade at which we will accept to
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: continue to cover it. So like if it's a C
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: or lower, maybe we don't cover it, No, because it's
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: gonna be like Married at First Sight that was a
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: like Temptation Island, that was a de plus. Yeah, and
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: we never went back to that trough again. Yeah, so
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to talk about that. Yeah, okay, and
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: we will. We'll consult a dumpster and we'll talk with
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: you all about that, whether we'll come back to the
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: plaths or not or not. Okay, Well, in that case,
• 57:38
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