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- 0:00Speaker 1: What up everybody? After Show podcast the Army. Hello, I
- 0:03Speaker 1: am here. I am ready to deliver a podcast to you.
- 0:07Speaker 1: Hopefully you're doing well. The show just wrapped up, so
- 0:10Speaker 1: it is time for the after show. So yeah, I
- 0:14Speaker 1: did ask Ashley Feldman to come down, but she only
- 0:16Speaker 1: can give me five minutes. Imagine that all that I
- 0:19Speaker 1: do for her five minutes because she has a lash appointment.
- 0:22Speaker 1: So I think she's coming down. By the time she
- 0:24Speaker 1: gets here, it'll probably be four minutes that I'll have
- 0:27Speaker 1: with her. I have a lot to say. I have
- 0:29Speaker 1: a lot of questions to ask for these people. I
- 0:31Speaker 1: like to have conversations, you know, extended. I don't like
- 0:34Speaker 1: time limits, and I like long podcasts too.
- 0:37Speaker 2: By the way, I'm one of the after show members
- 0:39Speaker 2: that love the long ones. When I get out of work,
- 0:42Speaker 2: it's my go to thing. I pull up my phone,
- 0:47Speaker 2: put on the podcast. When I see how many minutes
- 0:49Speaker 2: it is, it's over twenty. It's like a gift, so
- 0:53Speaker 2: thank you, but we'll take whatever we can get.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Thank you, ah, thank you so much. Yeah, some days
- 0:58Speaker 1: it's five minutes longer. What are we at now? Four minutes? Ashley?
- 1:02Speaker 3: You have three and a half minute.
- 1:04Speaker 1: It was five, What do you what do you have
- 1:07Speaker 1: to do?
- 1:07Speaker 3: I have to get my eyelash just done. Shout out
- 1:08Speaker 3: to Nicole Crusoe and Weymouth.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Nobody better the plug already? Who were you? Billy Costa asked.
- 1:16Speaker 3: I'm going to get my lashes done and that's where
- 1:17Speaker 3: I will be.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Can I ask a question though, as I'm looking at
- 1:20Speaker 1: your face, Yeah, your lashes look great.
- 1:23Speaker 3: She's amazing.
- 1:24Speaker 1: That's why are you going to get them done?
- 1:25Speaker 4: Because I get them done every like two and a
- 1:27Speaker 4: half weeks just to get phill, so they'll we'll see. Okay,
- 1:29Speaker 4: look at them now and you can compare to tomorrow.
- 1:32Speaker 4: They'll be fluffyer.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Can I ask dumb question? Are they real?
- 1:38Speaker 4: Okay, guys, they're your friend? No, I said, eyelash extensions.
- 1:42Speaker 4: So she's putting eyelashes.
- 1:43Speaker 1: On my eyelashes to make them longer.
- 1:45Speaker 3: To make them look Yeah. Well so it's what I
- 1:47Speaker 3: never have to put on mascara.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Oh. One time, my wife Jen, you know, we love Jen,
- 1:52Speaker 1: she bought the fake eyelashes.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Thing, yeah, like strip slashes and.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Put them on and I was completely horrified, and she
- 1:58Speaker 1: was not happy that I did not like the eyelne.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Did it look like she could fly away by batting
- 2:02Speaker 4: her Yeah? I mean, listen there. It all depends on
- 2:05Speaker 4: where you go who you get them done by. Nicole
- 2:08Speaker 4: who does mine will only do like natural lashes. She's
- 2:11Speaker 4: not gonna You're not gonna be up, sit down and
- 2:13Speaker 4: bat your eyelashes and be flying to the moon.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Ain't gonna happen.
- 2:16Speaker 4: Now.
- 2:16Speaker 1: I can't stop looking at them. They look they look good,
- 2:19Speaker 1: they look natural.
- 2:20Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you may not have even
- 2:22Speaker 3: known that I had them.
- 2:22Speaker 4: No, just I just needed to, Like I it saves
- 2:26Speaker 4: time for me in the morning because we get up
- 2:27Speaker 4: so early, but I just needed to look like I
- 2:28Speaker 4: always have mask kar on.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Really well, there's a lot of pressure for you too
- 2:31Speaker 1: with the getting up so early because you put up
- 2:33Speaker 1: a picture every single morning at home.
- 2:36Speaker 4: It's so funny because I did that one day, like
- 2:38Speaker 4: a couple of years back. I posted this picture at
- 2:40Speaker 4: four something in the morning, and then it became a
- 2:44Speaker 4: trend with the people that listened to my show that
- 2:47Speaker 4: I will get DMS.
- 2:48Speaker 3: People being like, oh.
- 2:49Speaker 4: You're off today, Oh right, If I don't post the
- 2:51Speaker 4: picture in the morning, they don't think I'm live, they
- 2:53Speaker 4: don't listen.
- 2:53Speaker 3: It's become a legit thing with people that listen to
- 2:56Speaker 3: my show.
- 2:57Speaker 1: You didn't tell the boss that, did you?
- 3:01Speaker 3: He'll be like, even if you're off, you have to
- 3:02Speaker 3: set your alarm.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Post the photo right right right. I think that my
- 3:06Speaker 1: social media would be better if I posted myself more.
- 3:10Speaker 3: For sure. You're always posting the kids, which I love
- 3:12Speaker 3: seeing the kids.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Or I think even if you posted Jen more, you think, yeah,
- 3:18Speaker 4: I want.
- 3:18Speaker 3: To know Jen. Like you posted a video the other
- 3:21Speaker 3: day and it was just her feet.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Oh I did well.
- 3:23Speaker 4: She was like in front of the pool with Gemma
- 3:25Speaker 4: and it was just Jenn's right.
- 3:26Speaker 3: We want to see more Jens.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Okay, I took this one yesterday and at the pool.
- 3:29Speaker 1: See this one right here, that's her. She lost her job,
- 3:32Speaker 1: so she's just gonna him.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Yeah, you might not want to post me a really well,
- 3:37Speaker 3: I don't need to ask. I would ask her about this.
- 3:39Speaker 4: You can't see any titty, no, I know, but she's
- 3:41Speaker 4: in she's in her bathing, so she might girl, you
- 3:43Speaker 4: know girls are she might?
- 3:44Speaker 3: You gotta get the oki dok on that.
- 3:45Speaker 1: I feel like though when she sends it, that's the
- 3:47Speaker 1: I will I will get approval. I feel like that's
- 3:49Speaker 1: the I like the way I look.
- 3:51Speaker 4: She sent that to you, she did, okay, yeah yeah,
- 3:53Speaker 4: yeah yeah. But you I think if you're going to
- 3:55Speaker 4: start posting the more, you definitely need to get the
- 3:56Speaker 4: oki dok before you.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Just like it's a confidence thing for me, you know,
- 4:00Speaker 1: no matter why. I don't know. I don't think I
- 4:02Speaker 1: look good on camera? That's do you Okay, let me
- 4:05Speaker 1: let me ask them. You've done TV, obviously you're big
- 4:07Speaker 1: on social media. You're very like, you know, out there.
- 4:10Speaker 1: When you look back at yourself on TV or on pictures, horrified.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Oh oh, because when I did Real World, I was
- 4:17Speaker 4: a baby, So it's like watching my baby self like face,
- 4:21Speaker 4: like I don't I don't even talk the same because
- 4:23Speaker 4: I was young everything. Yeah, I know it creeps me
- 4:25Speaker 4: to watch my my Real World season, But I.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Take videos now.
- 4:29Speaker 4: I walk by the mirror daily in my fucking house
- 4:31Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, like horror, you know.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Like it's just you'd never know that, I'd never know that.
- 4:36Speaker 3: That's the truth.
- 4:37Speaker 1: As you come off as confident.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Well yeah, but we're all our own worst critics.
- 4:42Speaker 4: I mean, one thing you can always know is that
- 4:44Speaker 4: nobody has whiter teeth, so you can take that to
- 4:47Speaker 4: the bank.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Brother, talking about your teeth me, Yeah.
- 4:51Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not real, but they're white.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Okay, hold up, hold that thought. You just talked about
- 4:55Speaker 1: your eyelashes and shout out to Nicole. Yeah okay, and
- 4:58Speaker 1: why is she so great because she makes them look natural?
- 5:02Speaker 1: Same thing as my teeth.
- 5:03Speaker 3: You think your teeth look natural?
- 5:04Speaker 1: Absolutely, one hundred percent. Yes. And by the way, they're
- 5:08Speaker 1: not veneers, they're just crowns.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Right, but that it's a crown over your real tooth.
- 5:14Speaker 1: This is only because you knew me before. That's it.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Someone that sees me for the first time would never know.
- 5:18Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I compliments all the time on my teeth.
- 5:21Speaker 4: If we found they're not bad veneers, No they're not.
- 5:25Speaker 3: But you can tell that.
- 5:27Speaker 1: You can tell because you knew me.
- 5:29Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 5:29Speaker 1: How do you know? I just don't have a nice
- 5:30Speaker 1: set of choppers.
- 5:32Speaker 4: I mean those would be like wow, because teeth are hereditary.
- 5:37Speaker 4: So if you had those like straight you know, straight up,
- 5:40Speaker 4: oh gee, that would mean your line has the nicest set.
- 5:43Speaker 1: It's like just that they don't well plush. I didn't
- 5:45Speaker 1: brush my teeth for a year at a time, you know,
- 5:48Speaker 1: like I didn't hold a toothbrush for months on NDY.
- 5:50Speaker 1: When you're homeless, you don't brush your teeth.
- 5:52Speaker 3: No, I would, you just want to get high.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Never Ever, when I got clean, like my teeth were
- 5:56Speaker 1: not doing well, they were rotting out of my head.
- 5:59Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't ever remember them being that aggressively.
- 6:01Speaker 1: I did a lot of work on them afterwards.
- 6:03Speaker 4: Yeah, because like I would notice something like that, and
- 6:06Speaker 4: I don't ever remember looking at your teeth being like,
- 6:07Speaker 4: oh my god, he didn't brush his teeth.
- 6:09Speaker 3: I'm brushing your teeth free. How often do you brush now?
- 6:11Speaker 1: Twice a day? Yeah, I'm very religious about it and
- 6:14Speaker 1: with my children too.
- 6:16Speaker 3: You have to be very because you have to be.
- 6:18Speaker 1: I love my parents, but they weren't sticklers for flossing
- 6:20Speaker 1: and brushing every day. You know what the big thing
- 6:22Speaker 1: is for me, and that's what I try to teach
- 6:23Speaker 1: able and Gemma is uh you never this is a
- 6:26Speaker 1: rule of life. You never go to bed with food
- 6:29Speaker 1: in your mouth, like food and your teeth. You always
- 6:31Speaker 1: brush and then go to bed. In other words, don't brush,
- 6:33Speaker 1: eat something and then go to bed.
- 6:35Speaker 4: No.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a nice rule of thumb.
- 6:37Speaker 4: Yeah, I I've gotten to the point note like like
- 6:40Speaker 4: I threaten in my house, like I like little baby threats.
- 6:42Speaker 4: So I basically tell her, like, if you don't brush
- 6:44Speaker 4: your teeth at night before you go to bed, your
- 6:46Speaker 4: teeth will fall out and you have to go to
- 6:47Speaker 4: the hospital. Works every time you got to do it,
- 6:50Speaker 4: works every time she's running down there to get that toothbrush.
- 6:52Speaker 1: That's Leila. Daisy is a little bit easier probably, right, Yeah, she.
- 6:55Speaker 4: Does it, but she does it for fun right now,
- 6:57Speaker 4: you know. But she brushes her teeth at the same time.
- 6:59Speaker 4: Does I'm trying to teach routine, you know, So.
- 7:01Speaker 1: She'll brush her teeth, she brushes her own.
- 7:04Speaker 3: She brushes her own, and then I brush her after.
- 7:07Speaker 4: So I let her get a little bit of the independence,
- 7:09Speaker 4: and Daisy same thing. I let them, you know, and
- 7:11Speaker 4: then I go back in there myself.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Right. So Abel had a I know you have to
- 7:15Speaker 1: go So let me just play this real quick. Abel
- 7:19Speaker 1: had to get a silver crown, a silver tooth because
- 7:21Speaker 1: he had a cavity that was really bad. Okay, so
- 7:24Speaker 1: I he was I brought him to the dentist he
- 7:26Speaker 1: refused to take the needle the novacane. I mean panic.
- 7:31Speaker 1: Actually yeah, it was a horror scene. So the dentist
- 7:34Speaker 1: finally was like, we can't do this.
- 7:35Speaker 3: I've heard some kidspt with the hospital.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Yeah. So we left and Jen's like, he needs to
- 7:39Speaker 1: do this, he needs to do this. So I said
- 7:41Speaker 1: to him, Abel, if you do this for me, okay,
- 7:45Speaker 1: if you get the fucking novakan, no, I.
- 7:46Speaker 3: Will take you to xxx Tantasians grave.
- 7:49Speaker 1: No, I said, if you do it next time, No,
- 7:52Speaker 1: that's Juice World in Chicago. Juice. If you do it,
- 7:55Speaker 1: you can call me right after and you can say, dad,
- 7:58Speaker 1: I'm not a bitch. And he goes, I can say
- 8:01Speaker 1: that word I said one time, only if you get
- 8:04Speaker 1: it done. And you know what happened.
- 8:07Speaker 2: I'm not a.
- 8:12Speaker 3: Listen. We got it done, We got it done.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Do what you got to do.
- 8:15Speaker 3: As parents, people called survival.
- 8:18Speaker 1: That's all that matters, all right, is my time up here?
- 8:21Speaker 3: Yeah, but you are a bitch.
- 8:22Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, And you know what, I'm grateful
- 8:25Speaker 1: for you for telling me all the time, as.
- 8:27Speaker 4: Many times as I can possibly. But guys, let don't
- 8:30Speaker 4: let him fool you. He tells me about myself literally daily.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, will you come back on the podcast for
- 8:37Speaker 1: a longer period.
- 8:38Speaker 3: Of time, Yes, yes, I absolutely will. How was your
- 8:40Speaker 3: show today, by the way, did you make people laugh?
- 8:41Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 8:42Speaker 1: We definitely did. Oh yeah. We had some really really
- 8:44Speaker 1: funny moments with Billy because he messes up all the time.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Like you know the Dave Matthews song Crash into Me Crash, Yeah,
- 8:51Speaker 1: he says smash. He thought it would smash top it.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Yeah, we love Bill.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Yeah. And then one more thing. So you know the song,
- 8:59Speaker 1: the thong song, Yeah, Cisco Cisco. So you had to
- 9:02Speaker 1: name that song. Yeah. I didn't ask for that, but
- 9:04Speaker 1: thank you. You know. So we had to to play
- 9:07Speaker 1: like a short clip of the song and you have
- 9:08Speaker 1: to guess what the song is. So it's thong song.
- 9:11Speaker 1: But Billy didn't say that. He said song song. Let
- 9:14Speaker 1: me know. He goes, let me see that song, and
- 9:16Speaker 1: then was upset when I didn't give him the point. No,
- 9:19Speaker 1: that's not that, that's not so you think I shouldn't
- 9:21Speaker 1: have gave m the point.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you on that.
- 9:22Speaker 1: That's not a song song, that's what he said. He's song.
- 9:25Speaker 4: No, yeah, did you isn't there isn't there a rumor
- 9:28Speaker 4: that Cisco never made like a dollar of the song
- 9:32Speaker 4: because he says in it, you're living Levita Loca.
- 9:34Speaker 3: And I don't think he got the copyright for that.
- 9:36Speaker 3: That is the true story.
- 9:37Speaker 4: You have to look this up, but I believe because
- 9:39Speaker 4: he used that verbiage without getting the copyright, like you
- 9:42Speaker 4: would think he would have made so much money off
- 9:44Speaker 4: the Thong song and he didn't.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Interesting guys cross reference that, but I'm pretty sure.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Probably just made it. I made that up, but that's okay. Yeah, yeah,
- 9:51Speaker 1: he did say smash Dave Matthews band, Oh yep, Friday night,
- 9:55Speaker 1: and then a couple of weeks he thought he had. Yeah,
- 10:00Speaker 1: he was so upset about that.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Yeah. The other thing we did was the World Cup
- 10:04Speaker 1: and we don't know anybody that's going to you.
- 10:05Speaker 3: I don't know a single soul going.
- 10:07Speaker 4: I do know that the opening game is Saturday night
- 10:09Speaker 4: Scotland Verus Haiti and doesn't start till nine pm, and
- 10:12Speaker 4: little kids are going and I'm.
- 10:13Speaker 3: Like, how are they doing this?
- 10:14Speaker 2: Right?
- 10:14Speaker 1: We got so many talk packs and people that are going, oh, so.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Okay, it is a thing.
- 10:18Speaker 1: It is a thing.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Well, and I also read that the tickets were like thousands.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Of dollars, so much money. Yeah, and by the way,
- 10:23Speaker 1: you live in the cell shore. Good luck, I know.
- 10:26Speaker 3: But the positive is is the games aren't till nine pm.
- 10:29Speaker 3: I don't know what time they'll head there.
- 10:31Speaker 1: But probably early, probably early for sure. So all right,
- 10:35Speaker 1: ash all.
- 10:35Speaker 3: Right, well thanks so much for having me. I have
- 10:37Speaker 3: to go get my natural eyelashes done.
- 10:39Speaker 1: They look good. Hey, one's your hair appointment.
- 10:42Speaker 3: I don't have my extensions in right now. See what
- 10:44Speaker 3: I'm saying. He wants me to come back. This is
- 10:46Speaker 3: my natural hair, bitch.
- 10:47Speaker 1: There's a lot going on up there.
- 10:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:49Speaker 4: Well it's a bun, but this is my natural hair.
- 10:52Speaker 4: I don't know if you're in Sinua that I have
- 10:53Speaker 4: my extensions in, but I don't right now. But I
- 10:54Speaker 4: will have winter weaves.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Remember when you first started working here, you had the bun.
- 10:57Speaker 1: You with a bun? Girl? Oh remember every day the
- 10:59Speaker 1: bond every day? Yeah? No more bun though. Well, this
- 11:03Speaker 1: is an that's a messy I mean, who put the
- 11:08Speaker 1: was he kind of like a rat? All right? Bye bye?
- 11:14Speaker 1: All right, So as promised, Ashley, we'll come back again.
- 11:16Speaker 1: I know people she gets requests. I get requests all
- 11:18Speaker 1: the time to have Ashley on so that you get
- 11:21Speaker 1: a short little taste of her. What else? What else?
- 11:24Speaker 1: What else? Busy show today, funny, funny show. Oh my god,
- 11:27Speaker 1: so many good billy moments, so many good billy mess ups.
- 11:30Speaker 1: We had a we had a game. We had some
- 11:32Speaker 1: great stuff and entertainment. So make sure you check that
- 11:34Speaker 1: out on the podcast. And what else? What else do
- 11:38Speaker 1: I got? I don't think I have anything else. It's
- 11:40Speaker 1: kind of been a slower week, if you will. They're
- 11:45Speaker 1: bringing pizza tomorrow into the show, Frank Pepees. I had
- 11:48Speaker 1: to give them the list of what kind of pizza
- 11:49Speaker 1: we wanted. That's a tough thing, man, I'm telling you
- 11:53Speaker 1: the food when you're trying to be good, you know,
- 11:56Speaker 1: and I'm really I'm disciplined for the most part. It
- 11:59Speaker 1: kind of depends on where I'm at, Like, you know,
- 12:01Speaker 1: if I'm really trying to, you know, cut a few pounds,
- 12:04Speaker 1: or if I'm kind of staying neutral, or even if
- 12:05Speaker 1: I'm trying to put on weight, then I'll eat a
- 12:07Speaker 1: little bit more. So it kind of depends what staateum in.
- 12:10Speaker 1: But still the temptation is crazy. This morning, Okay, this
- 12:14Speaker 1: morning I walked in three point thirty in the morning
- 12:16Speaker 1: in the kitchen to get my coffee. I you know,
- 12:18Speaker 1: stumbled in and there was a whole box of donuts
- 12:21Speaker 1: that was left from the day before. I don't know
- 12:23Speaker 1: the company name, but they were specialty donuts. They weren't
- 12:26Speaker 1: that big, but you had fruity pebbles ones, you had
- 12:30Speaker 1: s'mores ones, and then just like talking to me, like
- 12:34Speaker 1: do food talk to you? Like it talks to me,
- 12:37Speaker 1: you know, Because I come in and it's right next
- 12:39Speaker 1: to the coffee, a donut box, and I just open
- 12:41Speaker 1: it up, and it's kind of like in pulp fiction,
- 12:44Speaker 1: right when they open the briefcase and it's just a
- 12:46Speaker 1: shine light, same exact thing. I open it up and
- 12:50Speaker 1: there's the donuts just talking to me saying, eat me.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Just take a piece. You can take a piece, take
- 12:55Speaker 1: a byte, spit it out, take a byte, chew it,
- 12:57Speaker 1: and then and then throw the rest away. Crazy crazy crazy.
- 13:02Speaker 1: So yeah, the pizza's coming in tomorrow. And it's funny
- 13:04Speaker 1: so many times I have, especially with pizza, when we
- 13:07Speaker 1: get a pizza delivery, you know there's gonna be a
- 13:09Speaker 1: ton left over, and you know we'll I'll take some home,
- 13:12Speaker 1: and so I'll be like, yeah, I'll take it home
- 13:14Speaker 1: to the kids, and I'll put it on the passenger's seat,
- 13:17Speaker 1: no intention of eating the pizza. And then what do
- 13:20Speaker 1: you know, I get on ninety three, I get to
- 13:22Speaker 1: like Wooburn, I get past ninety five, It's pizza time.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Before you know what, I've eaten three slices before I
- 13:28Speaker 1: get home. And the best is I'll text Jen on
- 13:30Speaker 1: the way and say, Hey, I got a pizza. I'm
- 13:32Speaker 1: bringing home for you and Nanny and everybody. And I'll
- 13:34Speaker 1: get home and half the pizza's gone and my belly unbelievable. Anyway,
- 13:39Speaker 1: we'll talk tomorrow. Hey, I gave you thirteen minutes. That's
- 13:41Speaker 1: not bad. I would have given you more, but the
- 13:43Speaker 1: freaking lash appointment God. Anyway, we'll talk tomorrow.
- 13:46Speaker 2: By