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Msizi from 947 Drive with Thando claims he is sick, but his sick voice is not convincing enough so we asked Joburg to show him how it's done · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang. Hey, wake up!
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  Speaker 2: Anele and the club on 947.
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  Speaker 3: So the other day, I'm driving home and I'm listening
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  Speaker 3: to him and he's talking about how sick he is.
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  Speaker 3: And Tando's not there, so it's Mzizi and then Sam
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  Speaker 3: is standing in for him and Stanwell doing what Mzizi
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  Speaker 3: would do if Tando was there and he's just going
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  Speaker 3: on about oh you know he's so sick and you
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  Speaker 3: know the meds the meds this and then Sam obviously
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  Speaker 3: sympathizing yes you know if you live in a household
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  Speaker 3: with just more than three people one person gets sick
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  Speaker 3: and then the other and I'm listening to Mzizi I'm
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  Speaker 3: like you ain't sick I can hear it I'm no
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  Speaker 3: doctor I'm no GP I'm no general practitioner but Mzizi
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like you know what he's doing he's doing
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  Speaker 3: that thing where he's setting up a.
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  Speaker 4: Day off oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Because if you.
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  Speaker 3: Want to be off on Friday, you must start sniffling
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  Speaker 3: on Wednesday or Tuesday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you start sneezing on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know if it's hay fever or if
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  Speaker 2: I'm coming down.
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  Speaker 1: It's slow walk the dog.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? And I literally tweet him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, where are you now? I can see
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  Speaker 3: what you're trying to do over there. And then I
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  Speaker 3: was actually like, today, I'm going to play you guys
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  Speaker 3: these clips. And you guys will be the decider. Does
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  Speaker 3: this sound like a sick person?
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  Speaker 5: Listen, the hill I'm willing to die on, Loiso, one
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  Speaker 5: of the best vocalists in this country, man.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely insane.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen, if I was you, what I would do
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  Speaker 5: right now is call a friend of mine who is
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  Speaker 5: good at trivia.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just now I was giving you some did
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  Speaker 1: you knows.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: The time overlapses. Because just after four o'clock, we've got
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  Speaker 5: Year Me Out. We do it every single Wednesday. And
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  Speaker 5: we haven't given away the 10,000 rand. We've only done
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  Speaker 5: it twice since I've been on the show for the
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  Speaker 5: last year.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Because people make it all the way to like August
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  Speaker 6: and then fall off.
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  Speaker 1: Um, I don't hear sick man.
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  Speaker 7: What did he claim was wrong with him?
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  Speaker 4: He's like, oh, it's everything. I'm congested. It's wild.
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  Speaker 8: Congested?
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  Speaker 7: Not congested. He's still doing his high-pitched thing.
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  Speaker 4: It's not sick. Yeah, he can't help himself. When he
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  Speaker 4: gets excited, he does that.
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  Speaker 1: And then.
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  Speaker 4: But he's forgotten.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's sick.
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  Speaker 4: So, you know, and then.
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  Speaker 2: But congested means like you can hear it in your
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  Speaker 2: sinuses and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: He maybe sounds a little bit tired.
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  Speaker 2: But that's because he's been playing too much golf.
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  Speaker 4: But he doesn't sound congested.
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  Speaker 1: There's not a sniffle inside today.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, wait, wait. We've got another clip.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Currently talking about crazy, I guess, matric exam stories.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Have something happened to you when you were writing?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you were pregnant.
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  Speaker 6: Where was the dad? Was he also writing matric exams?
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  Speaker 4: I think he might have been out of school.
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  Speaker 6: I thought I went to a crazy school.
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  Speaker 3: But I think it's great that she was able to
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  Speaker 3: write her exams and that she finished.
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  Speaker 6: And passed matric.
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  Speaker 4: I think that was fantastic.
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  Speaker 6: Where is she now?
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  Speaker 4: I think she's doing well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Probably on kid number four, but doing well.
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  Speaker 6: This story is more interesting than the conversation we're having.
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  Speaker 4: 011-8838-947- There, I mean, towards the end of this one.
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  Speaker 2: You can kind of hear it, but when he laughs,
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  Speaker 2: you know when you're sick and you laugh.
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  Speaker 4: You cough.
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  Speaker 1: The rasp, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 7: But was this partner, was this after you had given
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  Speaker 7: him your director's notes regarding his performance? Because, you know,
• 3:02
  Speaker 7: once you flag it, then the person leans into the character.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: I can't tell you when it was, but I can
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  Speaker 3: tell you I did tweet him publicly and I said, yay.
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  Speaker 4: I literally said, you sound like you're ready to go
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  Speaker 4: to war, my friend. Please don't even start.
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  Speaker 3: Don't even start with like telling us that you're sick.
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  Speaker 3: But what I want to do here is, because I'm
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  Speaker 3: pretty sure people are waking him up now. I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: Aneli and the club are reading you for filth. Please
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  Speaker 3: call in and put on.
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  Speaker 4: Your best sick voice. Because we all have one. We
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  Speaker 4: all have one. Don't come here with that.
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  Speaker 7: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 7: I don't have a sick voice. Also because I'm not
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  Speaker 7: a sicky person. So I wouldn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: Think about it.
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  Speaker 7: I only have the flu. Or like, because I eat
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  Speaker 7: so much, a stomach related issue.
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  Speaker 4: I was about to say, your tummy gives you a
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  Speaker 4: lot of issues.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what, do you know what the problem is?
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  Speaker 2: I blame modern technology because now you just watch that,
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  Speaker 2: but you go, Oh, I'm really not well. Like I've, I'm,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sick or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not coming today.
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  Speaker 2: And everybody goes, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Back in the day, you had to call your boss. Hi. Um,
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  Speaker 4: so I can't come into work today.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I've just come down with something.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the one. And, oh, it's so hard to talk.
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  Speaker 1: Um, I'm really sorry to let you down.
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  Speaker 4: It's a short notice. But if you could maybe just ask.
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  Speaker 2: Mwanda if you could just maybe ask.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I've messaged Mwanda and I've asked him,
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  Speaker 4: but I can't get hold of him.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: You know when I knew my sister was cooking?
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  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 4: When she was speaking through the coughs. Because, good Lord,
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  Speaker 4: that right there is the person.
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  Speaker 3: Who I want to talk, but this word is being
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  Speaker 3: fought by the coughs.
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  Speaker 4: My word. And then there you are on the streets.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Pack up the car.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to Durban.
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  Speaker 4: 011-8838-9477 is giving you the perfect example. Call in.
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  Speaker 3: CZ is officially tuned in now. Let him hear what
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  Speaker 3: a real sick voice sounds like. What's your go-to sick voice?
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  Speaker 3: What do you do? Do you run around the block first, right?
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  Speaker 3: So that you can like get all, you know, because
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  Speaker 3: if you're unfitted.
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  Speaker 4: You run, your chest clogs up immediately. Anyway, that's when
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  Speaker 4: you make the call.
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  Speaker 7: I do sound like I have asthma when I get
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  Speaker 7: to the newsroom every morning.
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  Speaker 4: We have to walk up the stairs. That's when you
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  Speaker 4: make the call, Timbukile.
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  Speaker 3: You walk upstairs and then you call your boss and
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  Speaker 3: they can hear that you're.
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  Speaker 4: Holding on for dear life. 084-000-0947.
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  Speaker 3: We're taking those sickly voices as well as voice notes.
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  Speaker 4: Get to it. On the way, I'll let you guys
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  Speaker 4: know what my foolproof plan is.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to sound sick on the phone, it
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  Speaker 3: works all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Ah ah guys, ah ah ah ah.
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  Speaker 4: Msizi sounds very sick, shame.
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  Speaker 1: Ah ah guys.
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  Speaker 7: Well, it's difficult because Msizi generally speaks with his nose,
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  Speaker 7: so that's usually when some of us would speak how
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  Speaker 7: we are congested.
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  Speaker 4: I know he's sick because I'm sick too. So he's
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  Speaker 4: really sick. I'm kidding, I'm not sick. No, you're not sick.
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  Speaker 9: You're just supposed to... I was planning to be in
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  Speaker 9: the office, but... I'm not feeling well right now. I
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  Speaker 9: just booked an appointment with the doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Morning, boss. I'm not feeling well today.
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  Speaker 3: You know who was good? The one with the sniffles.
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  Speaker 3: I literally felt the flame in my own nose going
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  Speaker 3: down and coming out of the back of my throat,
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  Speaker 3: like that little sourness.
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  Speaker 7: That last one, I think if you send it on
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  Speaker 7: a Monday, they'll say it's a hangover.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, I'm telling you, if you want to sound sick,
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  Speaker 3: you need to make the call, but you need to
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  Speaker 3: be upside down.
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  Speaker 1: And have all the blood rushing to your head.
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  Speaker 3: So literally, sit on the edge of your bed facing
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  Speaker 3: your headboard, if you have a headboard. And then go
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  Speaker 3: down so that your torso is lying along.
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  Speaker 4: Your bed and your head is on the floor. So
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  Speaker 4: like a backside handstand. From experience, you're speaking about this, eh? Right?
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  Speaker 4: And then, I promise you, and then you do that
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  Speaker 4: and then you make the call. And then you'll sound sick.
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  Speaker 3: I do it now, it's just that there's no microphone
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  Speaker 3: that can... I literally have to climb on the table
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  Speaker 3: to make it work.
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  Speaker 7: So that's why you always sound violently ill. Because when
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  Speaker 7: she gets sick, she gets sick.
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  Speaker 4: No, no. I like coming here. I wouldn't fake not.
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  Speaker 4: I love coming here.
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  Speaker 3: Why would I miss out on a day to tell
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  Speaker 3: you guys nonsense?
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  Speaker 4: Sumaya, you're in Houghton. How do you do it?
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  Speaker 8: Good morning.
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  Speaker 10: I'm nearly at the club.
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  Speaker 4: Morning, Sumaya.
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  Speaker 10: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: We're great.
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  Speaker 4: How are you?
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  Speaker 10: I'm good, thanks.
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  Speaker 8: I work as a receptionist.
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  Speaker 10: And we are two receptionists.
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  Speaker 11: So.
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  Speaker 10: Sometimes it's really quiet and I feel really tired and
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  Speaker 10: I feel like I need to go home. Or sometimes
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  Speaker 10: I feel like I don't want to come into the office.
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  Speaker 10: Then I would call my boss and this is the
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  Speaker 10: accent I.
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  Speaker 8: Would put on.
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  Speaker 11: Good morning.
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  Speaker 8: I'm really not feeling well. My throat is sore. My
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  Speaker 8: nose is blocked. I really am not feeling well. I
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  Speaker 8: think I'm just going to go and see the doctor later.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's something there.
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  Speaker 1: I believe you.
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  Speaker 4: I believe you. You can take the day off. In fact,
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  Speaker 4: even the day we're in, this one here today, take
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  Speaker 4: it off.
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  Speaker 11: We'll give it to you.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: There we go. I wish you could give out prize luck.
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  Speaker 4: You win medical aid. You win medical aid.
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  Speaker 6: You win medical aid.
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  Speaker 4: Discovery, come on.
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  Speaker 8: You win.
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  Speaker 3: You, you, you. We give away medical aid if you
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  Speaker 3: can make a sick voice.
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  Speaker 4: Keaton in Centurion. Good morning.
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  Speaker 11: Good to have you.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Keaton.
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  Speaker 7: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, yes.
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  Speaker 11: How are you guys? Hello, can you hear me?
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  Speaker 4: We can, Keaton. What seems to be the problem?
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  Speaker 11: I don't know. I just woke up and I'm like
• 9:00
  Speaker 11: running up. And I think I just need to go
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  Speaker 11: to the doctor because I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Keaton. Now why are you crying? Why are you crying?
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  Speaker 6: That's so dramatic.
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  Speaker 1: I love it, Keaton.
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  Speaker 4: No, you had us till the tears.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: You're like crying on the internet.
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  Speaker 8: Why is the sad music there?
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  Speaker 4: Because you also started crying.
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  Speaker 1: You're making me feel bad.
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  Speaker 4: You've committed so much. You went all the way. There
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  Speaker 4: were tears.
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  Speaker 11: But it's okay. Because, you know, I just feel like I'm,
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  Speaker 11: I don't know what's going on. I think I need
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  Speaker 11: to stop by the doctor.
• 9:40
  Speaker 4: No, do you know what?
• 9:40
  Speaker 11: To get a quick consultation.
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  Speaker 3: Keaton, if you called something like that saying that your
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: wife left you, That morning. Then, as a boss, I'd
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  Speaker 3: be like, hey, take the day off. We don't want
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  Speaker 3: to catch.
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  Speaker 2: None of that smoke.
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  Speaker 4: But now you're telling us you're sick and you're crying.
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  Speaker 2: But also, you have to be careful if you say
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  Speaker 2: your wife left you, hey? Because then the next time
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: you're at the staff function and you bring your wife.
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  Speaker 4: everybody's.
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: Gonna look you guys you guys sorted it out no.
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  Speaker 7: No just so you found out your son is not
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  Speaker 7: your child oh exactly no one has a follow-up question Guys,
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  Speaker 7: you must always go for the most dramatic thing.
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  Speaker 10: I think I'm going to do that.
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  Speaker 11: I think I'm going to do that.
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  Speaker 4: No, guys, how badly do you want this day off?
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  Speaker 1: I want a week.
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  Speaker 2: What?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Morning.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm going to be in today. I'm
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: really not feeling well.
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  Speaker 1: That's coming in. Sorry, guys.
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  Speaker 3: I feel sorry for the people who are actually sick
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: and then you have a boss that's just like.
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  Speaker 11: I just want to say thank you.
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  Speaker 6: As a manager, we are all listening and recognising the voices.
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate that you guys are helping us with this.
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Londiwe.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: How are you, my baby?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good, and you?
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: I'm great. Apparently, you are about to walk into.
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  Speaker 3: School, so I have to make this call really quick.
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  Speaker 4: Otherwise, I'm going to make you late for.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: School, hey? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Londiwe, give me your basic voice.
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: My basic voice?
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 11: It's like six.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Dad.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think I can go to school today. My
• 11:30
  Speaker 8: throat is very sore.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my baby.
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  Speaker 8: And then my dad tells me to look in his
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  Speaker 8: eyes and say that.
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  Speaker 3: And then I laugh.
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  Speaker 4: And now you're at school.
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  Speaker 11: And then I have to go to school.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: I would totally believe you and I would tuck you
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  Speaker 3: into bed with a cup of warm Milo and marshmallows
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  Speaker 3: and I'd make you like a yum yum peanut butter
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  Speaker 3: sandwich and I'd tuck you into bed.
• 12:17
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 12:19
  Speaker 8: That's what my dad should do.
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: That's what he should do. What a meanie.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: Please, please tell your mom and dad we say thank
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: you so much for letting you call in.
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: We love you so much, Lundiwe.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, love you.
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: Bye-bye. Love you. Bye-bye. Oh, give that girl a day off.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: A whole day. Just very mock ads.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: And you know what she was good at? Is taking
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: the gaps. Because when you're lying, you want to get
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: your sentence out quickly. So that the lie can be done.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: But when you pause and.
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: I... I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: What an Oscar-winning performance.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: Especially that you're in Boxburg. Good morning.
• 12:59
  Speaker 10: Good morning, Ananda.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 4: We're great. Apparently, you say you are going to give
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  Speaker 4: us the best sick voice. Everybody must stand back and
• 13:06
  Speaker 4: stand back.
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  Speaker 6: Please, girl.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going all in.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, okay. Stop. Kill the music, everybody. Clear your palates.
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: Forget everything you've heard this morning. Apparently, this is about
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: to blow your mind.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: Go for it.
• 13:19
  Speaker 10: You see, as soon as they answer, you go all in.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 13:29
  Speaker 10: I would literally vaccinate my phone.
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: I would literally vaccine. Okay, specifically, that cough.
• 14:02
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: Is that like your, like a terminal thing that you
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: have got going on?
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: Because there's some people who just generally live with a cough.
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: They just have a cough and jay.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: No.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: You put that on?
• 14:15
  Speaker 10: Yes, yes. Look, I summon the coughing demons in me.
• 14:22
  Speaker 10: I'm like, girl, we're going all in, right? You want
• 14:25
  Speaker 10: to stay in bed?
• 14:25
  Speaker 11: So we're going all in.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: But babe, why are you so desperate to watch the
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: show on Mzanzi Magic that you need to desperately stay
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: at home and watch in Limba?
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: You just want to catch up on.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Omnimbus.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: She wants to catch up on the Omnimbus. Because wow.
• 14:40
  Speaker 8: I take my sleep very serious.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: We can tell. Because that cough sounds like you're about
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: to sleep forever.
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: Back to making your morning.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Back. On L.A.
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: And the club.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: I love this show.
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: On 947.