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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: It's more Mark, Mark Simone on seventy ten w R.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy Fayla, the brilliant comedian, the great talk show host.
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  Speaker 2: He's on w o R every night nine to midnight.
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  Speaker 2: You should be listening to him nine o'clock till midnight
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  Speaker 2: every night here on w R. And then on Saturday
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  Speaker 2: nights he does the best late night show in television
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  Speaker 2: ten o'clock every Saturday night on the Fox News channel.
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  Speaker 2: You got it. It's the best monologue anywhere in television.
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  Speaker 2: And he's with us now. Jimmy Fayla, how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Based on advice from my counsel, I plead the fifth.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, so you'll get hear your voice won't answer any
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  Speaker 2: questions today, So no questions.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get one hundred and eleven plead the fifth
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  Speaker 1: out of this interview.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be memorable.
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  Speaker 1: What a what a clown show that was? Huh? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I you know want I hate the most.
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  Speaker 2: Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say this because you you know this. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're mister New York Okay. For all of the science
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  Speaker 1: stuff and everything he was wrong about in all of
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  Speaker 1: the journals, the teachable moment here for all of us. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Republican or Democrat, is you're not supposed to make a
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  Speaker 1: science nerd a celebrity. That was the biggest problem. Anthony
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  Speaker 1: Fauci was a career bureaucrat four foot ten, the only
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  Speaker 1: meaningful conversation he had with a woman was inflatable And
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he's got Julia Roberts on the phone,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, He's got you know, Cindy
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  Speaker 1: Crawf was calling in and you could see, like if
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  Speaker 1: you're reading the diary, he got so addicted to having
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  Speaker 1: access to these people that he was just that became
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  Speaker 1: the compass. That's why. I mean he screwed up because
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  Speaker 1: of that, you know, and and of course because he's
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  Speaker 1: a shill for a lot of deep state special interest garbage.
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  Speaker 1: But I thought that was the teachable moment. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to leave the geeks in the lab. That was my
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  Speaker 1: walk away.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was never a scientist. He was a bureaucratic.
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  Speaker 2: No scientist, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, he was. He as much of a scientist
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  Speaker 1: as doctor Huxtable, you know, and we all know how
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  Speaker 1: he turned out as a bar.
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  Speaker 2: So my favorite moment of the diary was he was
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  Speaker 2: so excited. He what an exciting night he had dinner
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  Speaker 2: with Jake Tapper. Can you imagine that being fun.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's the kind of thing you pay to get
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  Speaker 1: out of, you know, like that is that's just not
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  Speaker 1: And it's what's so funny about it is like you
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  Speaker 1: could see now having looked through that diary and all
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  Speaker 1: of the eclips people were posting online about how Jake Tapper
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  Speaker 1: is defending him and you know, yelling at you for
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  Speaker 1: not getting the vaccine. They all in this weird way.
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  Speaker 1: They were all addicted to access, like Jake Tapper, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: we've got this the high guy in charge of the
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  Speaker 1: NIH or whatever the heck he's running. And Fauci, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I've got these celebrities and it was just losers. But
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  Speaker 1: their commonality was they wanted to stop Trump, and so
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  Speaker 1: they built up Fauci obviously to tear down Trump. And
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  Speaker 1: you know, which is why we got Zoom meetings, which
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  Speaker 1: is why Fauci should personally apply apologize to everybody who
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  Speaker 1: was on a Zoom call with Jay Tuban. If it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't for Fauci, none of those people ever was shut
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  Speaker 1: to and shaking hands with the governor.
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  Speaker 2: Think about that, Well, that's true. So he did do
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  Speaker 2: a lot of damage to a lot of people. I
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  Speaker 2: remember the the censorship. Boy, if you even theorized that
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  Speaker 2: the vaccine might not work. Remember if you claimed anything
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  Speaker 2: different about the pandemic, you were outcast, you were shunned.
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  Speaker 2: It was horrible, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: I always think of that. I belief. She's a West
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  Speaker 1: Indian nurse who was talking about hydroxy chloroquin. Do you
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  Speaker 1: remember that she said she treated three hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 1: patients they were all fine, and they cut her down
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  Speaker 1: to nothing. They were like, she's a quack, she's a nutbag,
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  Speaker 1: she's an Instagram streamer. These are not serious people. The
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  Speaker 1: backlash was so severe because, you know, a couple of reasons,
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  Speaker 1: I think one of which was financial. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you heard RFK say this, but he
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  Speaker 1: basically said that. You know, the reason they were knocking
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  Speaker 1: down the idea of hydroxy chloroquin or ivermectin out of
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  Speaker 1: the gate is the only way to get an emergency
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  Speaker 1: youth authorization for a vaccine is that there aren't existing treatments. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so they had to act like those things were you know,
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  Speaker 1: garbage so they could approve the vaccine. And what's funny
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  Speaker 1: is they wound up using those things. Every conspiracy theorist
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  Speaker 1: was right everything you were told. Okay, and remember this
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  Speaker 1: for all they always say like Republicans or a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of you know, white supremacist conspiracy theorists. These people told
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  Speaker 1: us that someone ate a bat on his lunch break,
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  Speaker 1: and that's how we got to COVID. Like he was
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  Speaker 1: trying to avoid garbs, and he went on the Batkins
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  Speaker 1: diet and because he ate his bat, we all got sick.
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  Speaker 1: It was like such a scam man.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, So what happens about you?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: You think he'll hide? You think you I know, he
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  Speaker 2: didn't do any interviews since this hearing.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, He's just gonna hang out on the
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  Speaker 1: friendly side. Like CNN is ambassioned him, MSNBC is abashing him.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Brice Humor works here at Fox tweeted and
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  Speaker 1: he said, look, I know people don't think there's any
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  Speaker 1: account nobility, but Fauci's reputation is destroyed. And to a
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  Speaker 1: guy with that ego, that's that's really gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: punishment for him. But I don't actually agree with it.
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  Speaker 1: Because the truth is we're living in two different universes,
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  Speaker 1: and in his universe, he's still a hero. They still
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  Speaker 1: like him for sticking it to Trump. So I think
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna obviously I would think lay low because he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want to talk and incriminate himself. But I don't
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  Speaker 1: think those people actually feel shame, Because if you felt shame,
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  Speaker 1: like after the Russian probe, wouldn't a few of them
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  Speaker 1: shut their faces for a little bit or after telling
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  Speaker 1: us Biden, we're sharp as attack for three or wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: you be a little embarrassed to get caught? I would
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  Speaker 1: Did you get shamed as a kid? Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: my parents would make me feel bad about stuff? I
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  Speaker 1: don't think these people did.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Hey, Jimmy failer, I need some advice. This show
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  Speaker 2: has been on ten to noon every day starting Monday,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to be nine to noon three hours. Now
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  Speaker 2: you do nine to midnight, I gotta do nine to noon.
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  Speaker 2: Give me some advice on a three hour show? Is
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  Speaker 2: a goose to a two hour show?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the key to a three hour show on w
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  Speaker 1: o R try not to get roped into calling into
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  Speaker 1: Menty in the morning with Leewa I'm kidding, you can
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  Speaker 1: avoid them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, in all honesty, you're mister New York. I
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  Speaker 1: was waiting to congratulate you on this. I saw the
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  Speaker 1: social media post. I think this is phenomenal, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: you don't change anything. Okay. You know the old adage,
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  Speaker 1: dance with the galle you brought to the ball? Yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what's it's just another It's just another hour
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  Speaker 1: of that. I mean when you go when you go
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  Speaker 1: see McCartney play three hours, he doesn't start doing covers
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  Speaker 1: of Trumbawamba. He just keeps singing McCartney jams. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's three hours of hymn. So that's what That's what
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Now you appear in concert all over the world, sell out,
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  Speaker 2: great show. You what what did these guys that Springsteen,
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  Speaker 2: mccartony do three hours? You would never do three hours.
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  Speaker 2: You got to be the sickest egomaniac to do three
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  Speaker 2: hours on a stage. What happen?
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  Speaker 1: It's my favorite thing about Springsteen is he says he's
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  Speaker 1: a friend of the working man, but he's keeping the
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  Speaker 1: working man out till two am on a Wednesday. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the working man seeing triple on his way to work
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  Speaker 1: three hours later, you know, screwing up everything in the factory,
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  Speaker 1: going to cut his hand off because he was singing
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  Speaker 1: a ninety eight minute version of Rosalita or whatever the
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  Speaker 1: heck he's singing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but don't know. You two like what
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  Speaker 2: you do an hour and it's great, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for that, you honestly on the road, they
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  Speaker 1: give you the example. I was just in Monterey, Napola,
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  Speaker 1: and anaheont out in California, of all places, but sold out,
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  Speaker 1: two thousand seat venues, sold out grey crofts. You do
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  Speaker 1: about an hour and fifteen minutes if you're smart, because
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  Speaker 1: less is more. And what happens is if you do
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  Speaker 1: let's say you do two hours, but you're killing. You
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  Speaker 1: do a good two hours to be killing. Here to
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  Speaker 1: stand in two hours, people have to go to the bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: people have to get another drink. So not only are
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  Speaker 1: you know, you satiating this gargantuan ego these idiots have,
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  Speaker 1: but you're diminishing quality of the show because if people
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  Speaker 1: come and go, you lose the collective attention of the room,
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  Speaker 1: you know, So for comedy, less is definitely more. For
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  Speaker 1: these guys. I think one of the reasons they're on
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  Speaker 1: so long too, is like, you know, somebody likes Springsteen. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is not the young Springsteen. Like he's now singing Born.
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  Speaker 1: He's now singing Born to Walk. Okay, it's a different experience,
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  Speaker 1: and I just think things take longer.
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  Speaker 2: Now here's another stupid question. I have to time out
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  Speaker 2: every segment. But I got six sixteen clocks in front
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  Speaker 2: of me. Everywhere I looked as a clock, I countdown
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  Speaker 2: clock second. How do you know when you're in stage
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  Speaker 2: that it's an hour and fifteen minutes?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I kind of have a weird feel, but there
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  Speaker 1: usually might be a clock on the stage.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, good, Okay, I feel better.
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  Speaker 1: But the big this is a big thing I do
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  Speaker 1: on the road just to make you feel better. I
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  Speaker 1: will put an alarm in my phone and make my
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  Speaker 1: phone go off an hour into the set just to
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  Speaker 1: alert me. And I'll make a joke about something related
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  Speaker 1: to reading my phone. And that allows me, in my head,
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  Speaker 1: you know, to kind of jump out of the Q
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  Speaker 1: and A and get into the final fifteen minutes of
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  Speaker 1: my act. So there's an organized Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good trick. I could just put it on vibrate,
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  Speaker 2: have it in my pocket. That's a very good trick.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, I'm telling you man. Oh listen, I know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of ins and outs because I didn't come to
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  Speaker 1: this with any intellectual acumen whatsoever. So I've had to
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  Speaker 1: But we're doing it. Man.
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  Speaker 2: show what you got on tonight?
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  Speaker 1: Tonight Byron Donald's front runner, the governor of Florida, and
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  Speaker 1: we've got Tom Holman's personal trainer, bodybuilder, my man John Fritzioni.
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  Speaker 1: He's back. We've been pushing this thing called the Deportation Workout.
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  Speaker 1: So he comes on and tells us what kind of
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  Speaker 1: exercises to do if you need to throw somebody over
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  Speaker 1: a wall.
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  Speaker 2: So it's gonna be fun. Well, that's great. Great. Oh
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  Speaker 2: he also meant to ask you. You just got back from
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  Speaker 2: Los Angeles from California, Well, give us a report. Los
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  Speaker 2: Angeles a good place? Bad?
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  Speaker 1: Well, well, we only listen. I mean, weather wise, California
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  Speaker 1: is gorgeous, the geography is gorgeous. Obviously, I don't agree
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  Speaker 1: with the politics, but I took my wife and kid
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  Speaker 1: there because they've never had ventanel. So you know, these
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  Speaker 1: are milestones as a family. Neither one of them have
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  Speaker 1: ever gone to bathroom on a sidewalk. I'm like, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a bad parent. Dan Francisco, here we come.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you want to see more of that, go
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  Speaker 2: to Instagram. He's got a lot of great stuff up
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram, and of course listen tonight nine to midnight
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  Speaker 2: here on w OR or Jimmy Fayla every weeknight nine
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  Speaker 2: to midnight, and make sure you watch Saturday Night, best
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  Speaker 2: News Channel. Jimmy Fayla, thanks for being with us rock
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  Speaker 2: and roll. Ssh you buddy, all right? Take care? Hey,
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  Speaker 2: no't forget starting Monday, this show will be nine am
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  Speaker 2: to noon. I'll be off tomorrow. I'm taking Friday off,
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