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524: My Transition · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Casey coming down. You don't know nothing about raising these schools,
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: So tell me what to do raising these kids. And
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: that's what it is.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: We never opened the show with Casey Cobb. This is
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: very exciting.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, now I.
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Have to come up here and make sure my husband's
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: all set up.
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  Speaker 2: And everything you do, you do. You're like his mamager.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know you're like you're like his mamanger.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: You're his Chris Jenner.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I even test test.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: Nobody likes that. Nobody testing your regular speaking volume and
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: not at your peak level. Yes, and Casey, hi, how
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I'm just checking make sure he's
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: all set up. I plugged in the computer form.
• 0:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did that ship my city yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: One O two, Casey, one O two pm for Donald
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  Speaker 2: is very nice. Thank you for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, Wait, what are you saying?
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  Speaker 2: Do what I do?
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: One O two for you is very nice.
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  Speaker 6: Versus one twelve.
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: The fans can't see how mad his face is. All right,
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: we gotta start the show.
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  Speaker 7: We love you, hye by Casey bye?
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: What does he mean by one O two? You got
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: on at one O two? My god? Hi?
• 1:31
  Speaker 5: Oh I was on way before that. Y'all didn't let
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  Speaker 5: me in the motherfucking room.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: I was on hold way before that.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: Donald, I have the participant list right here. Yeah, don't
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: lie to Daniel.
• 1:41
  Speaker 5: Daniel could eat a dick. He's been freaking hanging out
• 1:45
  Speaker 5: with these new girl motherfuckers a little too much. Now
• 1:48
  Speaker 5: now now on a sudden now sending Daniel all up.
• 1:52
  Speaker 5: But they treat me better over there, they treat me.
• 1:55
  Speaker 5: I get fucking They send me gift baskets.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: Look at Dan, do they send you gift back kids?
• 2:01
  Speaker 8: Zoe sent us really great body, some chocolates.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not sending them enough. Ship.
• 2:09
  Speaker 7: Do you want check?
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: Do you want Chello?
• 2:13
  Speaker 7: Really good?
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  Speaker 1: Here?
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  Speaker 9: I know?
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: But do you want on this? That weird batman thing
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: I showed you?
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: Like nobody weird? We're going to take it? What are
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: you gonna do? You're collectible statues? What are you going
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: to do it?
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: Don't don't don't mention what it is because I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to dis I don't want to diss anybody. But
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  Speaker 2: I feel like Joelle could find a home for it.
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  Speaker 2: She's a collector of this sort of memorabilia.
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  Speaker 8: Truly, it'll go great on my bookshelf with all my
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  Speaker 8: other cool collectibles.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, okay, you know what I just started getting into.
• 2:44
  Speaker 5: Oh god, yes, first of all one, Yes, but that's
• 2:50
  Speaker 5: not what I was talking about. I'm really starting to
• 2:53
  Speaker 5: get into these Mesco one twelve action figures. They're high
• 2:57
  Speaker 5: in action figures. Uh, there's so freaking dope. They don't
• 3:02
  Speaker 5: have any Star Wars yet, but they have this thing
• 3:05
  Speaker 5: called Rumble Society and Gomez and they do all of
• 3:10
  Speaker 5: the DC and Marvel characters and their costumes. But but
• 3:14
  Speaker 5: it's like like Wolverine's outfit is made out of leather
• 3:18
  Speaker 5: and like it's and they're six inches, so you could
• 3:21
  Speaker 5: put them into all of your six inch diorama. Uh,
• 3:26
  Speaker 5: if you are an action figure collector, that is anyway
• 3:29
  Speaker 5: it is fire so are you?
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  Speaker 2: Can you use them for animating or they just for decoration?
• 3:35
  Speaker 5: Well, for a lot of people it's for decoration. For me,
• 3:38
  Speaker 5: it's for animation.
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: Do they have a Yolena from Black Widow? I just
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: posted them in the chat feeling check.
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  Speaker 5: Marvel definitely has Marvel definitely has a bunch of things.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: But I don't, I don't. I've never seen I don't
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  Speaker 1: see it.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: Then I'm not shopping there. I love you, guys, fans,
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: Hi listeners, thank you for joining us. As always, we
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: appreciate the time that you give us. You you you
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: tune in, you could be tuning into one of nine
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  Speaker 2: quadrillion podcasts, and you choose us, and we genuinely thank
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  Speaker 2: you for that. I hope that we're worthy. I hope
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: that we're as good as the New Girl podcast produced
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: by Joel and Daniel. How's that going, guys? Everybody getting
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: along over there? Any infighting, It's been really lovely.
• 4:28
  Speaker 8: Just you know, they're just kind people and they're.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: There's you're cutting in and out, Joel, just see.
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  Speaker 1: Experience, Joel.
• 4:41
  Speaker 5: It sounds like what she said came through though. Well
• 4:44
  Speaker 5: it sounded it sounded like a lot. Oh well, because
• 4:47
  Speaker 5: on our side it sounded like a lot of gibberish.
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what it sounds like. It sucks over there.
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  Speaker 1: They don't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're still fresh. They haven't been broken yet with
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: the with the breakup. Yeah, Donald's right, with the breakup
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: of your sound. What came out was it sucks over there.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not happy and bangs are lame.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I heard.
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  Speaker 2: That's all.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I heard.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I heard.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I heard.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, now I have a question right off the bat, Donald,
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: Now i've seen Clueless before. I don't remember you horseback riding.
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: That's in Clueless.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, there was a television show.
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: Oh the television show version, because scrubs wiki is trying
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: to say that we stole this from the Clueless, and
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this wasn't in Clueless.
• 5:41
  Speaker 5: It wasn't Clueless, a television show something very similar.
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: So this is the season finale of season five, and
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: the only thing that comes to mind, Donald, is we
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: still have no plan for what happens when we finished
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: this darn show. We're enjoying this, The fans are enjoying this.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: We're flying through. We're gonna be on seasons. You're gonna
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: be naked in the fetal position on the floor crying
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: when we get to season eight.
• 6:08
  Speaker 5: You know what, I don't think I'm gonna cry, but
• 6:10
  Speaker 5: I do think we need to hurry up and get
• 6:12
  Speaker 5: our shit together and figure out what we're gonna do next.
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because looks if you do a normal interview celebrities, shit,
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: that's you need a booker, like, I gotta hire it
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: because because I'm not trying to like call everyone in
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: my phone book and beg people.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: My phone book. Isn't that thick? I only know a
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: few people.
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: I know you, yeah, already on the show.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 6:32
  Speaker 5: So it's like, you know, what are we gonna dude,
• 6:34
  Speaker 5: don't Hill.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: You can get to lay Hill.
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: I'll get up do let.
• 6:38
  Speaker 5: We could totally do a Psyched, uh Scrubs crossover. The
• 6:41
  Speaker 5: fans are asking for it, you know what I mean. Uh,
• 6:45
  Speaker 5: I've never watched an episode of Psyched. I'm not gonna
• 6:48
  Speaker 5: lie though, but I can be either.
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: I haven't either. But it does feel a bit. And
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: I don't mean to dis Psych fans or anyone involved
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: with Psych. It does feel like whomever created it was
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  Speaker 2: a fan of Scrubs.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: Shots fired, Yeah, I feel like I feel like that
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: was shots fired.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't mean for that to be shot. I'm
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: sure there's I'm sure that's Actually. When I ran into
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: Deulay Hill at the airport, I was like, you got
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: to do a podcast. We're having so much fun doing
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: it and uh, and I bet your Psych fans would
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: love it. And I was there. I was there trying
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: to convince Doulay to do a psych rewatch do le.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: I mean I bought him a mimosa.
• 7:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know how I love Dulay Man. That's a
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  Speaker 5: very classic thing to do by it.
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  Speaker 2: And listen. I ran him in the lound and I said,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be letting mimosa Doulay Hill, would you
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  Speaker 2: like one? And he said, as a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 2: Zach Braf, I would nice. So I went and got
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  Speaker 2: that man of mimosa.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 5: I also loved the fact that we talk about we
• 7:47
  Speaker 5: bought it back around, we're talking about Doulay Hill again.
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: I missed.
• 7:51
  Speaker 5: I missed this conversation. I missed us talking about the
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  Speaker 5: talents of this man. Did you know that Doulay is
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  Speaker 5: one of the best tap dancers.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: In the world, in the world, in the world.
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  Speaker 2: When I was a young person, there was a Broadway
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  Speaker 2: show called The Tap Dance Kid. I believe Alfonso uh
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  Speaker 2: Yes origerated role. And then I believe dule Hill took over.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure where.
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  Speaker 5: I think either Delay did the travel or I'm not sure,
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  Speaker 5: but Save took over.
• 8:21
  Speaker 10: I think Save Glover took over for Alfon and then
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  Speaker 10: I believe is definitely who who are the young men
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  Speaker 10: who played the tap dance kid? I think Ulay did
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  Speaker 10: it on Broadway, maybe after Savi.
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  Speaker 5: Well, he was definitely in the group of young So
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  Speaker 5: the musical.
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  Speaker 2: All I remember from the musical, of course, is that
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: it involved the premise involved a young such great music
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  Speaker 2: in a young child who was an incredible tap dancer.
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: Now I don't remember any of.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: The music, such great music, and you know what else
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: You don't else. I remember what their big stunt because
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: you know, musicals back in the day, if you were
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: going to be on Broadway, you had to have like
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  Speaker 2: a crazy set.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: Or you had to what was the stunt?
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  Speaker 2: You know, now days there's often more minimal. But the
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: Roosevelt Allen Cable car goes down across the whole stage
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  Speaker 2: and it was a big It was a big wow
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: moment in their set.
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  Speaker 5: They had some great music in that show, like I've
• 9:13
  Speaker 5: even put some of it in rhymes, like parts of it.
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  Speaker 5: Like they had one song called class Act about how
• 9:21
  Speaker 5: you know the mom, the dad and the uncle had
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  Speaker 5: this dope dance team back in the day that was
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  Speaker 5: real fire and they used to, you know, do all
• 9:32
  Speaker 5: of this dancing, but obviously something happened, and now they
• 9:35
  Speaker 5: don't dance anymore, and the dad's more serious and they've
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  Speaker 5: got all real jobs.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: But the song was like, we've got a class act.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: It's a well known fact.
• 9:46
  Speaker 5: You can tell by the swell client till we attract.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Dipsy and me and daddy makes three? Okay.
• 9:58
  Speaker 5: And then there was also dancing is everything, Dancing is
• 10:05
  Speaker 5: having fun.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: I'm tired of these fucking tap dance kids songs. Anyway, Joelle,
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: did you find the trivia out?
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  Speaker 8: Alfonzo Riverro did the original Broadway cast? Do they hild
• 10:14
  Speaker 8: at the National Touring Company two years later?
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. It's the season five finale, everybody, And.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: What a segue. That's a segue.
• 10:24
  Speaker 7: Five show we made about a bunch of nurses said
• 10:34
  Speaker 7: he's a stormy.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: So YadA.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: YadA here, So let's get into the television show Scrubs.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Donald zoom zoom zoom. No, it wasn't zoom zoom zoom
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: a car commercial thing.
• 10:57
  Speaker 5: I don't remember the It was a Mazda car kama
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  Speaker 5: zoomzoom zoom.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: As Hyundai is the UH.
• 11:08
  Speaker 5: Sponsor for these shows, I will respectfully say, zoom zoom
• 11:15
  Speaker 5: zoom was an awesome joke.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: It came out of nowhere. First of all, I.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Think I think the Hyundai people are fine with with
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: us mentioning a different car in terms of how it
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: relates to scrubs.
• 11:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, zoom zoom zoom was an awesome, uh joke.
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: I remember because the song was so catchy.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: Well, at the time we were doing this, it was everywhere.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: It was their big campaign. Yeah, and it was their
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: jingle zoom zoom zoom.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: But there was like so many versions of it.
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: There was like zoom zoom where they whisper, and then
• 11:48
  Speaker 5: there was the there was like I bet they even
• 11:50
  Speaker 5: did like the African version of it where it was
• 11:53
  Speaker 5: like the African serengetti.
• 11:55
  Speaker 7: Hoom zoom zoom, zoom zoom zoom, boom boom, zoom zoom
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  Speaker 7: zom zoom.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: I remember, I don't remember that particular ad.
• 12:06
  Speaker 7: I do remember, I bet you they did.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: I just loved it. Somewhere there was some John Tesh
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: like figure that was sitting at home zoom zoom zoom
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: and got paid a lot of money.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: Sent it in, sent submitted it.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's like, they're never going to go for this.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: What if I just go zoom zoom zoom and just like,
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: oh my.
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: God, like, what's the what's the tagline?
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: Well, they want the car to you know, seem like
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: it goes fast, so like a zoom.
• 12:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: He goes into the conference room and he's like, all right, guys,
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: you ready zoom zoom zoom and they're like they're just staring.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: They're like, is there more? And he's like, no, that's it.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: It's just zoom zoom zoom. And they're like, John Tesh,
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: you get the fuck out of here. You have lost magic.
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: What about McDonald's. They don't even have a fucking and
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: there's not even words in it. It's just saying butt
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: up a Papa.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. It's like something it's yeah, but
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: how hard is it to come up with? But Upapa?
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: I just want to know if it was a buy
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: out or if he gets paid per zuom.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: That's not even probably, but upa is like when somebody's like, yo,
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: you know how the song goes just like but up Papa.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Zoom zoom. All right, So listen, this is the introduction
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: of zoom zom zoom. I really laughed out loud when
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: I slid in on the calendar. Hey, him trying to
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: ask her out on a date. The uh. We know
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: that Cox and Jordan are sick and tired of the
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: toddler stage. Potty training is happening. Jack seems to be
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: pooing all over the place, but working on his potty training.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Donald he must have a lot of experience with h
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: with potty training.
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: Yes, pood in the television, I do. I remember when
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: rock O pood in the toilet for the first time,
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: and we were all very excited. But then what it
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: meant was we would have to wipe his butt after
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: he pooed in the toilet. And it wasn't as sloppy
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: as it wasn't a diaper, but there's something still.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not pleasurable. It's not something that I'm looking
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: forward to as a parent. If I ever become a parent,
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: That stage where your kid is calling from the bathroom
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: and you have to come done. I don't like that.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: I want to be like, all right, great, wipe your ass. Yeah,
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: so what's the thing they can't wipe? They don't know
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: how to wipe their ass.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Not for a while. Well, they know how to they
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: get the concept of it and everything.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: They're gonna do a sloppy job.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: That's it's going to be all over there. But you
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, So you can come.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: In there, you have to go in there. They yell,
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I'm done, and then you have to go in there
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: and what you have to spread.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: I don't have to do that anymore. But you know,
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: if you have a good system, they you know, it
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: makes it a lot easier. You get to wipe the
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: butt and it's it's it's way easier than having to
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: clean a diaper too.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Diaper is the worst, man.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: That's I just think it's funny, Like.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: The diaper gets inside crevices.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: At least with the dog, you pick it up with
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: a little baggy and and you don't ever have to
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: get in there, like you know you have to. I'm
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: not like taking toilet paper to my dog's ass.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: No, if you had a monkey, I imagine you would.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: What about if it's diarrhea and you have to be like,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: oh man.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Well you have to pick that up if you have
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: a dog. If a dog, when your.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Kids like, I'm done and you go in there and
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: it's a hot mess.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: At least it's in the toilet and not on the floor.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: But it stinks too, that's the other thing. It smells
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: so bad.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Look, you guys, the human feces is horrible.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Huh. Fecal matter just does not uh, it does not
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: go well with At.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Least when it's yours, it's bad enough. But when it's
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: somebody else's, even if you made the person, it's not
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: got to be enjoyable at all.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not at all.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: How old are they when they're like finally able to wipe.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Hopefully they wipe at a very young age, you know,
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: but sometimes it can last.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try yelling. I'm gonna try yelling at when
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I'm done, I'm done. See if anybody comes.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Running, anybody come and wipe that ass man.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: So Kelso's legs. This is a running joke that Kelso
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: has ripped legs. Now, I don't think that was really ken.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I think it's safe to say.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I looked like like Luke Farigno's.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Cat or like Lance Armstrong. I mean they were very ripped. Yeah,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: and they're shaved, so it's probably a cyclist.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Ted's lost his house.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: It's been evicted and he and his mom are living
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: in his car or her car with the front with
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: the cats in front of the hospital.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Now I really fall for Kim because she not only
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: is she so beautiful, but she zoom zoom zooms, she
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: zooms zoo. Yeah, and then she claims to have invented it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: And we never gave maz To any tip of the
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: hat to this. This was just like we pretended that
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: the Masta thing had never happened.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Because anybody could have made that up. Just like that.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I'm loving it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: The people at MASA really missed out an opportunity to
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: try and capitalize on this.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, what were they gonna do sue us?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: No, I mean like working a Mazda ad, you know,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: for the extra money.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: I bet you they did. I bet you in some
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: way we were promoting moms did that once?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Do you remember what it was? I forgot to be
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: spoken about this.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I think it was like I think it was like
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: a vacationer.
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: Yes it was.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: It was so cringey. I still cringe about it when
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I think about it. But this was in the era
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: just we were shooting scrubs at this point in the
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: era when they had begun to try and get ads
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: into shows, like in new ways other than just going
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: to commercials, because everyone started TVO came out and was
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: fast forwarding commercials and they started to figure out like,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: oh what if they somehow worked it into the show.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: And some people were doing this more effectively than others,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: But ours was like our Bill's attempt on our shows
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: were like, we were like looking for a vacation spot
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: to go and I was like, but Turk, if we
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: use trip Advisor, we could be there and d D
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: D d D they'd help us save up to da
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: percent and you were like, I don't know, JD. And
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: it was so I hated it. I hated I felt
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: like I felt so dirty, but I did it for
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: uncle Bill.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, something had to pay the bills, probably
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: got to do a really awesome finale because of it,
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: or got to go to Was this the year we
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: went to Vegas?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I just remember that
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: we stopped after that because we all didn't like it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: It felt really really gross. So the door hit at
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: the end of the Cold Open, Wow, that was me.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: And you know, I'm always impressed with a glass door hit.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: What was that? You really well the curtain into the
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: breaking of the head is definitely not me. They trapped
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: in the curtain head through glass well, which is obviously
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: breakaway glass is not me. But I do do it
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: my standard go to glass door face hit, which was fire.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I'm always proud of it when it looks good.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: And you do it well, thank you.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: It's one of my skills.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I don't have many skills, Donald, I make movies.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: You have quite a few skills.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: No, I can act. I can make movies. What else
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: can I do?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: You can dance, you can sing.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I can't really dance. I can sing competently.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: You can dance enough to be on Broadway, That's true.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: And when you see the dance off, I gotta say,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: way do you see the dance off? I do? And
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: cheaper by the dozen. I had a hip hop coach, Donald.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Wait a second. You had somebody come up and be
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: like this woman was it that?
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: Oh my god?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Was it the lady? Was that was like?
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: This isn't hip hop? This is hip hop? Where sh
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: she turns her legs out? Was it that lady? Was
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: it that lady that's like? See this hip hop? Is
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: this hip hop? Is you see that shoulder pop. That's
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: hip hop?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Was it that lady? Please tell me what?
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: No.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: It was during COVID And it would be in my
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: gym at my house and this woman would come over
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: and she was amazing. She was hilarious, and she'd crank
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: hip hop and dance music and we would just she'd
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: be like, let me see what you can do, like
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: just start a moving and it's so embarrassing. Like I
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: would just be like, you know, in front of the
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: mirrors in my gym, I'd be like just moving and
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: like giving her, showing her everything I got, and she's like, okay, okay,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I see what we're working with. But she was like
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: she was like inspired, inspiring, like she would really like
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: like no matter how embarrassing and nerdy and dorky I looked,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: she would be like all right, all right, And then
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: she'd teach me some moves and we had fun. She
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: was a blast, and then we did a whole choreographed
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: dance number in the in the in the in Cheaper
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: by the Dozen Coming to You March eighteenth. Well, I
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: just find out you're getting a spoiler alert, but you're
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: getting a big one of those big box is where
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: they say here, watch the movie with these treats for
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: your kids, and wait, maybe I can get Joel and
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Danel one of those two. I will make it unboxing
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: out here in Hollywood for those of you who don't know.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: They want to get stars who who might tweet or
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: instagram about something. They send you these boxes, especially new
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: during COVID when they can't really have premieres anymore, and
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: they'll have like, you know, things in it, like you know,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: if it's not a kids movie, let's say it's a
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: it's a it's a regular adult movie. They'd be like,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: please enjoy this dinner and glass and bottle of fancy
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: wine whilst you enjoy an early screening of such and such.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: And they're hoping that you're gonna then go on Instagram
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: and Twitter and be like, oh my god, I love
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: this so much, right right, right right, So anyway, they're
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: doing that cheaper and for for for parents, for parents
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: like you, Donald, You'll be getting something juicy.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: We are on fire these guys. Their other podcasts that
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: they do.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Good for you. I'm happy for the New Girl podcast.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Good for you. That's great.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: But my buddy Zach got a movie that he directed
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: and he's also got cheaper by the dozen.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Happening.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: All right, let's do let's talk about the show Scrubs. Okay,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: come on, enough, enough, enough pumping up Donald and all
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: his achievements.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Tom, are you talking about I'm just Todd is grabbing
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: his crotch a little too much.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Todd says it's moving, looking at Judy's belly, and then
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: she says, Todd, you're touching your penis. Yes, and he
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: says no, sorry, he said I felt it move.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: She says, you're touching your penis. Floating head doctor? Is
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: that floating head doctor? What a mess floating head doctor creates? Uh?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: It just never works out when when when the body
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: is separated from the head. I think that's a lesson
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: that we all need to learn from Scrubs.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: But well, head has all the brains, but head also
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: head butts.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, head head. Bud's Elizabeth Banks because she's not getting
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: enough Mike time at the karaoke show. Don't go break
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: in my heart?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Yea, what is.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Body expected to do? He's getting cook dinner, he's cooking,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: but without brain.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Right or eyes or eyes right? Drinking very difficult.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: You need you need a brain obviously. I'm sure there's
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: probably ridiculously amazing blind chefs, but you need a brain.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: I definitely feel like you need a brain to cook anything.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, So there you go. That body shows up on
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: fire from trying to cook.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: And stays on fire. Nobody puts the body.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Out, Yes, And when JD headbuds banks and she falls down,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: he asks everyone to clap their hands in the air,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: and body, still on fire, is the only one that listens.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: But you know what, how does he listen?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have an ear hears. Yeah, it must be
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: a feeling that body has. I guess.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: I guess the mind is still controlling body even though
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: they are separated.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: I see icy. So you're saying the head can tell body, Well,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: he's able to say body, come. I don't know. There's
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: just a lot of holes in this how this works, okay.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: And yeah, because it's a floating head.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Also, I like the way I say I beat up
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: many nudes, like the nerdiest person in the world is
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: trying to brag.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I think we were.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Also, I think you also got a kick out of
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: how you said nerd, especially back then we used to
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: I remember us doing that where we used to take
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: words and try to stretch them out and make them
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: sound funny.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: But the idea of the nerdiest person in the world
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: being like, Oh, don't you worry, Kim, I beat up
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: many many us. Now, how about I.
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: Want my baby back, baby back, baby back, I want
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: my baby back.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: That was the second. That's the second jingle of a
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: big company that we were hijacking this one. I wonder
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: if we had to get the licensing for because we're
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: actually talking about Chili's, the restaurant.
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: I want my baby back, baby back.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Baby chilies, baby backs.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had chilies baby back ribs?
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Donald, I've never had the baby back ribs, but I
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: have gone to Chili's for a happy hour.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: What kind of food is chilies? It's kind of just
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: like everything right. Uh, No, barbecue, it's barbecue, Joelle. Have
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: you been to Chili's.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Man, I haven't broken in college. I've seen
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: a city inside of the chilies before.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Dan All you seem like a chiliese guy. Absolutely on
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: the road. Ian and I would stop at a Chili's
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: too all the time to get some apps. Great spot.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: They also got a good burger. They got a good
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: peppercorn burger.
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: There.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, they got a good margarita
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: at Chili's.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: It sounds like they have baby back ribs.
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: I want my baby back, baby back, baby baby back,
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: baby back, baby back.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never I've never had the baby back ribs.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: So baby showers, let's talk about that. Isn't what is
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: this deal? Again? It's farn to me. It's mostly traditional
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: the women go right and then the husband comes at
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: the end. Or isn't that the stereotypically the way.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: It's stereotypically, that's how it is done. The I remember
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: for my baby shower, we went and played golf and
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: then I came at the end or something like that.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever been to a baby shower.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I've been to Joelle.
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: Have you been to them?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I know, I know in the movies, they're always like
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: the women are all gathered around and then the woman
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: is opening up presents, going oh, it's so good.
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: That's essentially that's ephen capsulated perfectly what happens. But then
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: there's also the disgusting thing like someone decided there needed
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: to be games and they should be baby related, and
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: for the most part they're discussed like tastes baby food
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: what it is, which they do in the show. But
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: I went to one where they smeared a bunch of
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: different types of like brown desserts and napers, and they
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: were like, smell and I guess what.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: I'm like, that is foul.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Why did you do that?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't like the idea, And all I had to
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: do was go, oh, that's so cute. If I have
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: to smell a diaper and guess.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Well, for the for the for the parents of said
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: baby that's soon to be born, it's a great day
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: because you're getting all of these things. Like I'm gonna
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: tell you something right now, for all of you who
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: hate going to baby showers and everything, show up with
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: something when you do, go, show up with something that's helpful. Yeah,
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: sure the outfit is cute. Yeah sure that's a cute
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: little rattle. But come with some diapers, yo. You want
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: to help out. Come with a freaking crib, Yo, you.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Want to help out? You know what I mean?
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Like for real, you want to You think people clown,
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: but diapers go a long way, man, You run out
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: come with.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: That with My stepsister had twins, and I send her
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: like a trailer of diapers.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: It was like, you are the best brother ever in
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: the history of brothers. Man, Like that's understanding. The assignment
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: all of this let's make this shit cute is some bullshit.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: But I don't even like to buy the cute little outfit.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: And because they don't got no kids, those are the motherfuckers.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I don't got no kids though.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Man, I'm trying to tell you right now, you got
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: to say, if I'm forced to come, I'm buying a
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: cute little outfit, I'm not. I'm not. Like if I.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Know and be pissed at you, they'd be like, this
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: is motherfucker because the outfit only gets worn like maybe
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: once or twice.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: In The only serotonin hit I'm gonna have the whole
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: experience is when they open my baby Jordan's.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Bring I'm just saying, bring something to the table that's
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: gonna help the young couple out, or that's gonna help
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: whoever is receiving said presents.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Bring something that's gonna help them. Bring a motherfucking a
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: dresser or a changing table. You know what I'm saying,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Hook them somebody up.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, the poor JD's deck has become a
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: cruising spot for older gay gentlemen.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious, man, best, best your your JD's freaking deck
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: has become pretty much a social club.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: It's a hangout spot for not just gay men, but
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: senior gay men.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Senior gay men.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, and JD's cleaning up and he finds an Apple
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: teeny and he goes apple teini. When did they start
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: drinking straight guy drinks? They don't even clean up after themselves,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: and it's really rude. It's one thing to use my
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: my deck as a as a gay cruising spot, but
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: at least clean up.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: How did they find said deck?
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: How did oh the janitor posted it in the hospital, right, Janet?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: But how did the How is the hospital such a
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: freaking like it's the inner web all of a sudden, like.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Well, it just travels, you know, any any senior gay
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: person at the hospital cuse they told their friends and
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: we're travels fast. Listen. I imagine there's not a lot
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: of beautiful outdoor spots that are specifically intended for old
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: gay hooking up and mingling and in the area of
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the hospital. And uh, and this one was well advertised
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: with flyers. The janitor made flyers that say old gay
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: like decks and it has my picture on it. I
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: would love to have one of those deck, just one
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: of those flyers. I would have one of those flyers framed.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: That's that's a great frame piece.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: If any fan wants to give me a fan present
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: and they know how to use photoshop, just please recreate
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: that for me.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, so, and also, the old gay men love your hose.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I tried to spray them. I try and spray
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: them off the deck with my hose, and they apparently
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: loved it. And then I screamed with them that lay
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: miss was in town, meaning that that's where they should.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Be, right and and you knew from personal experience that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, getadre, lame missus in town. Why aren't you there?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: That's a better spot for you. I want to talk
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: about this horseback riding thing, which is pretty epic, and
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I shot this. Bill Lawrence directed this, but I directed
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: the uh the sort of beach second unit. And I'll
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: tell you some funny stories after this quick break.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Gurgle girl.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: This beach thing was so epic to shoot, and it's
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: only on screen for a short amount of time. But
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: if only I can show you how epic it was,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: to do that, we had a we had a hum so,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: so we had the horses, but it's very hard. We
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: had the stun people riding the horses bare back, because
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: that's pretty damn hard for someone who doesn't know how
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: to ride a horse. So what we did was I
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: did we did this research, and I was like, what
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: do they use on like like for close ups in
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: horseback riding movies. And we found out that one of
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: the things they have, remember the old school exercise bikes
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: that would move like back and forward as you pedaled.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: So someone came up with the idea of putting two
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: of those on a on a trailer, and then we
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: pulled that with a hummer. There was a hummer literally
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: this rig we got maybe I can find a picture, Joe,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: we could post online. It was so elaborate, but it
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: was like a hummer that you know a film, a
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: hummer that had been tricked out for filming that had
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: a crane arm off the back of the hummer that
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: was pulling the trailer with the two old school exercise
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: bikes on it. So we could get that shot that
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: starts on Elizabeth Banks loving it and then slowly pans
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: over to me in paying it because that was not
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: going to be feasible at all on real horses to
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: get that shot, So I don't know, it was fun.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: We had a lot of toys that day to execute that,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: and it's really funny. I laughed out loud when you
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: when the camera revealed it's such a funny shot of
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Elizabeth Banks smiling and just in heaven on horseback, and
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: then you panned to me just having my nuts ransacked.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know why anyone would bear back horse ride.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, you need like a cup, well you.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Need you need more than that, man, like riding bareback.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: There's no like you gotta have. You gotta have skill.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: As a of course, you have to have skill. I'm saying.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: My experience, even briefly, was.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: That, Oh you really got on a horse. Bah?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got on bare back the horse for like
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: a few shots. Yeah.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: Get the fuck out, Yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Get out of your mind right there. Man, that's had
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: to hurt.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I don't remember if I had a cup on or not,
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: but it doesn't it doesn't dovetail nicely with the male anatomy.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I thought it's not comfy.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Took a lot of work to get those shots, but
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: it looked pretty and it was very funny, and and
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: then the cranes up and it looks like she's like
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: about to perform fullratio on me, but she's feeling my
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: balls and she says the right one's always been bigger,
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: And I say yup, and I go, wait, you're right
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: or stage right?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I thought I was funny.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Stage right, for those of you who don't know, is
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: a theater term for because you know, when you're facing out,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: if you're on the stage facing out, that's how you
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: that's how you talk about left and right. So stage right,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: if you're on the stage facing out, would be the
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: right way, and stage left would be the left way.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: So you know, if someone's if a director is directing
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: you while you're on the stage and they say left right,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: it's confusing because you're looking at each other. So that's
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: how the term stage right and stage left became necessary. Yes, Daniel,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I have a question. I've also heard the term for
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: the other side being called house right and use left.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Is that correctly, yes, So they don't often use that
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: no in theater, but but it is. It is u
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I think often more used in like concerts and venues
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: and stuff. House left house right, stage left, stage right.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: So let's talk about some of the themes of this show.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: We talked about it. This whole show's about everybody having
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: a new transition. When I heard that, I thought it
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: was going to be like a job, you know, coming
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: through and people moving on to new things. I thought
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: that's what was about to happen, because we were going
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: into the end of the season and I, you know,
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: not necessarily remembering everything. As the show started, I was like, Okay,
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: I'm wrong. Maybe the transition is you know, something else.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: But there's a lot of great moments in this Jordan
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: and Cox realizing how much fun, even in their misery,
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: how much fun it was to watch Jack get to
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: the moment that he's at right now, and how now
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: they've they're informed and they could definitely handle what's ahead
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: of them, know that they're having a baby. And Carla, well,
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: I'll get to them too.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: But I couldn't understand why Elliott, why she was cock blocking.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I think it's see I mean, if my my first
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: answer is that Bill is seeding the fact that she's
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: already jealous. You know, we know they're going to end
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: up together spoiler. But he's he's laying the foundation of
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Whenever she's sensing that that JD kind of likes someone,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: that she becomes a c blocker.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Well she lingers in the background and everything like that.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: And Elliott Elliott read moment killer that was in this episode.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Dude, And I definitely feel like Bill was like, you know,
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: in real life, this is how I believe it to be. Also,
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: if you truly love someone and it's not meant to be,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: let them go and if they come back, then you
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: know it's it's supposed to happen, but you know, you
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: gotta let them be free.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: And at this point, so Jay, I mean, come on,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: JD has been a part of their sex acts, you know,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: being the apple thief and everything. Like, he's really gone
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: the extra mile with Keith right now, he's got a
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: hottie like Elizabeth Banks, and all of a sudden she's
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: trying to take her to a Neil Diamond concert and
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: doing all this cock blocking. Elliott fun moment killer.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of Neil Diamond.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your impression finally gets a nice cameo.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Did I tell you hit me up on I'm not
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: sure if it was the Instagram or the Twitter.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I think it was the Instagram he hit He didn't
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: hit me up.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: He posted me doing him on scrubs on scrubs or
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: something like that in my DM or something, and I
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: wrote back and hearted it or I oh no, I
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: reposted it and he hearted it.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: We didn't have a conversation.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I rehosted it and then he hearted it.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: And then I gave that heart a thumbs up. Right,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: And I think we're friends now.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: And I think that I think that means I'm going
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: to his next wedding.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I think that means that he appreciates your impression. Do
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: you want to give us a little sample now? For
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: those of us who for those listeners who haven't heard
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: it in a while.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: The Transformers.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: More than meets the eye room butts in disguise or
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: to butts face their battles to destroy the evil forces
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: of Omnicron.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Around the world.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: We'll come into.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: Co come into America, around the world.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: That when I was a kid man, that's what was cool, dude.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: When I was a kid, he used to come on
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: during like the best of tape recorders or records they
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: used to add ties them during Voltron or or during
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: like the commercial break for g I Joe and so
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: I used to have to.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: That's that's the only way I know Neil Diamond. I
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: don't know any of the songs in whole.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I just know like, oh, so that's like you have
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: this just psychological thing that for some reason they were
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: advertising Neil Diamond tracks during kids cartoons. Yes, so that's
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: why you tied it together with Transformers.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Man, That's how I never knew the.
• 39:26
  Speaker 11: Origins because it would be like in between a we
• 39:31
  Speaker 11: would be like we uh, we'll be uh, the Transformers
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: will be right back, and then it would be a
• 39:39
  Speaker 11: commercial and it would be like Neil Diamond's greatest hits
• 39:42
  Speaker 11: everywhere around the world.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: We come into.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: America, turn on your hard light, let it shine.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Wherever you go, live on the rocks.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised, Okay, So JD and Turk work out a
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: line for today. JD and Turk work out a line
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: that they think will work on getting Kim back after
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: the debacle that was the horse riding incident where she
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: had to inspect my testicle. It's hard to believe that
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: JD wouldn't get an erection on the.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Beach if after his beautiful.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Well, even after that, a beautiful woman that he likes,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: undoes his pants and reaches in to feel his scrotum.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: That has just been destroyed by a horse's back.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Right, But I think the character and I know him well,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: may have may have still got a movement. But she's
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: a neurologist, so she knows she's seen this before.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: So she understands.
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: What's this about?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Vasectom? He's not taking? That's a thing.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Well, sometimes people mess it up, and it and and
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: that has happened. You're supposed to go back and get
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: a check though, so I guess he didn't go back
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: to check.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Well, can you tell me why? How it is that
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: of a sectomy, which, as I understood, it was snipping
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: the connection? Is it the vast deference? Uh? Is that?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Is that the correct tube? But whatever it is, it's
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: a snip, is it not? How does that come undone?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: It's like a magic trick. It's like a David Blaine trick.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Do you want to talk?
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: You know? When he coughs up frogs, it's like it's
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: like coughing up seamen.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Do you want to talk? Oh gosh, do you want
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: to talk?
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Baby gifts the janitors the subject because she has to
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: look this up.
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: I posted it in the chat.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: She posted the chat. A vasectomy can fail if the
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: doctor misses the vast deference. You guys better be impressed
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: that I pulled out vast fucking difference. I mean, come on,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I am a fake doctor about sectony can fail if
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: the doctor misses the vast deference during the procedure. It
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: feels like, isn't that the main thing he's there to do?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Does he miss?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: In rare cases, the tube can regrow. If this does occur,
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: the vast difference is usually much smaller than it was before.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Sometimes sperm can make their way from one end of
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: the vast deference to the other.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Shit, Well, Johnny C or doctor Cox must have some
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: really turbocharged sperm, because.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: They either that are really thin, that little tiny.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Or horrible most most definitely a horrible, horrible doctor.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's talk about the janitor's baby cage. Yes, we're
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: starting to understand why. Yes, we're starting to understand why
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: the janitor is the.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Way he is.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: He was raised in a cage, Yes, he said it
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: was a lot like the head creep, but without windows.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Which is which is which is a windowless cage?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: And then everyone gives him the evil look and he's like, oh,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. It's from when they get a dog.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, Laverne wants to get Laverne wants to
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: get the lingerie from the baby store.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we know low Burn's are freaked because a
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: lot of stuff goes down at that above ground pool party.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: This is where it got a little weird.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: The scoon rally.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: No, so well that was weird too.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: Somehow it looked like it's seen out of Boba fet
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Somehow Cox and Jordan convinced Turk that the baby can
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: grab his penis while he's having sex, yes with his wife.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I feel it's a car a thing that comes up.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: I think that manner are often worried that that if
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: they have sex with a very pregnant woman where the
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: baby is very far along, that that the tip is
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: somehow hitting their baby. Do you ever have that concern? No,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: because I feel like you would be you would be
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: having sex with Casey and be like in the kid's head,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: my god, or because it's you would be more.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Like doup Doupe dop.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Daniel when you get pregnant, which seems like it's going
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: to happen any day. Now, you have that concern about
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: about your shaft being too near the fetus, I'm gonna
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: plead the fifth on that one. Okay, are any is
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: there any progress towards marriage or baby talking your relationship?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Are you guys still together?
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, we're still together.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: A long pause between there.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: We are celebrating our second anniversary in February.
• 44:53
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you whatever Zoey de Chanel sent you, Uh, chocolate,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: We're top. That just costs you two months of Twitch promotions.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no more, dude, you're digging a deeper and deeper hole.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: All right, never mind. Daniel doesn't want to answer private questions.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: It's fine, I'll just lay my soul out on here.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Scooter Rally. Why does JD attend to Scooter Rally? Uh?
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: It feels like Turk would have loved that. I didn't
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: invite you.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Well you're busy, Well he's busy. That's the That's the
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: whole thing JD's earned by himself. Now, when I saw
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: that Scooter's rally, the first thing I thought of was
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: the was the book of Boba Fett.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: For some reason, I don't know why.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I sent you a meme.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I is that what it is? Because you sent me
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: the meme, That's what it is.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, I know I'm not watching Boba fet but but
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: someone made a meme.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Oh but the last episode was fire. Have you watched
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: it yet, Joelle?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: It was amazing.
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: It's no good.
• 45:58
  Speaker 8: I almost feel bad for everybody else that was.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Like the Mandalorian Yo. The Book of Episode five.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Is the best episode of the book and Boba Fett
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: is not in it at all. And it was directed
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: by who Donald Bryce Dallas Howard.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: My girl, Oh she was good. She did a great job.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: How does that happen? How does that happen? How does that?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Watch your dad through.
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: Your whole life and then you get really good at it.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Your dad is one of the most accomplished filmmakers ever.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not talking about Bryce.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about how I understand how Bryce's Bryce's amazing.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: I think she's an amazing actress too. Hold on, let's
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: if you want to really get into it. I think
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: she's an amazing mirror.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Episode was one of the best.
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: Goshh wait.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I want to do a little side note on Ron
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Howard Tangent. I cannot recommend highly enough this documentary called
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: The Rescue, which tells the story of It's on Disney Plus,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: and it tells the story about those children who were
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: caught in the cave in Thailand, I believe, and then
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: and then how they went about rescuing them. It is
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: incredible And I only bring it up. First of all,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: see it. But I only bring it up because Ron
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Howard has now made the narrative version, which rumors are
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: coming out, is fucking incredible. And uh so watch the
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: documentary first and then you'll enjoy the narrative version even more.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Well, I'd love Ron Howard as a director. That story
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: was really fascinating. First of all, how the hell did
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: those kids get.
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: In that case?
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: You got to see the documentary.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: But these kids to do that, like I hear, I
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: don't know you you.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Got to watch the documentary. You're never gonna Joel and
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Dale might hmm, You're never gonna anyway.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I always have thought Ron Howard was a great director.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of range because he did I mean, he
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: directed Parenthood, which is which is a classic.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: He also directed Willow.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: He also I'm saying, look at the range between Parenhood
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: and Willow.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, solo like the Apollo thirteen.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: You didn't like Solo?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I love Solo. What are you talking about? I didn't
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: like Solo?
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Oh I thought I thought you didn't like Solo.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: You've never heard that come out of my mind.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I know you don't ever disparage the universe, but
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I do. What's one thing that you've
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: just I guess you've just disparaged bubbafet.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Last Jedi, Rise of Skywalker Trace. He is our guest
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: here hold on Trash in a good way, trash in
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: a in a in a good way.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: The episode ends, of course, with Elizabethanks saying that she's pregnant,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: which we're going to find out how that happened. We
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: know it happened in a very curious manner. All Right,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: we're gonna take a quick break and we come back.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Joel has worked up some amazing caller for us.
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: Here we go, and we're back.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: We are Backgo Gargo, Gargo, We are back.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Wo Tank forever.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: All right, listen, ready, I'm ready. Let's bring him in.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: We're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna fix their lives. We're
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: gonna see what their questions are, like.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: A play the theme song, we gotta come game.
• 49:24
  Speaker 12: We can talk to see dude, you know, like a
• 49:26
  Speaker 12: golla smoke some maybe talking about the episode. So come on,
• 49:34
  Speaker 12: let's get the show.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Andrew and Hey, Hey.
• 49:46
  Speaker 7: Andrew and Brandon?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: God?
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: How you guys?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: It's so nice to meet you. Uh Andrew, just so
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: the listeners get a full senses in front of a
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: green screen. God knows what he does with that. Brandon
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: has a gaming chair. I'm assuming he might be a gamer.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: He also has a market professional microphone. He may be
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: a podcaster. There look to be some song.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Oh man, what if what if this is another Twitter?
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: What if their Twitter is like freaking Daniel and they
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: play video games Daniel.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Witchers and they played with Daniel? Is that what it is?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: It?
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Okay? Good? Is that really the case? What's what's your
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: guys story?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:33
  Speaker 13: So, uh, first of all, I don't know how we're
• 50:35
  Speaker 13: gonna follow up with doctor Penis having been on the
• 50:38
  Speaker 13: last episode, but we're gonna try our best.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: I think our audience is probably penised out after that.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: That's probably don't want to hear anymore.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: We talked a lot about penis.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I thought we covered We covered the penis.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Not only did we cover with a mat shaft, but
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: we covered balls.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, we covered shaft, balls and cover.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: We covered tip too. I think we covered tip.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: We covered tip to taint? Who covered tip to tank?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Game for a band or a screenplay? All right, so listen,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Dartik and Millman, what's your story? What's happening here?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 51:10
  Speaker 13: So much in the same way that you guys started
• 51:13
  Speaker 13: a podcast as a way to help distract people from
• 51:15
  Speaker 13: the pandemic and you know, provide a fun reprieve. We
• 51:20
  Speaker 13: started a charity last year that provides video games to
• 51:22
  Speaker 13: hospitalize cancer patients, and we stream on Twitch in order
• 51:25
  Speaker 13: to fundraise for that.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, that's not like us. That is that
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: is like find and we just sit around and talk
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: about penises and scrub.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: I feel bad that I was talking about tip to
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: tank right before.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 51:44
  Speaker 13: Everything about you guys.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: It's it's good.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed. You guys are really doing something good. So wait,
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: say it again. You raise money on your Twitch channel
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: and with that you then bring video game consoles and
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: games to cancer patient children.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, So we're currently working with Hopkins. We're from Baltimore,
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: so Likens hopkinh Hospital is right around the corner for us,
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: and we're buying like consoles and games to fill out
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: their unit rooms. So because currently they have like really
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: outdated stuff and the kids don't care about it and
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: their friends aren't playing it, so they kind of lose
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: that social connection and we're trying to bridge that.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: My god, that's so cool. Well, let's start off right
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: away before we even talk to you more with how
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: do people donate or participate or or how does anyone
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: help you do this mission?
• 52:32
  Speaker 13: Yeah, so we stream on twitch dot tv slash Temo Therapy,
• 52:35
  Speaker 13: which is the name of our charity. Is Temo Therapy
• 52:38
  Speaker 13: kind of like chemo therapy. Dan. I'll knows because we
• 52:42
  Speaker 13: I pop into this chat from time to time.
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: It's you.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: It is hello.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: We'll put it in our majiggy on our page. But
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: just say it again. Wait, so are you saying they
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: have to watch you play to give or is there
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: a way to like for someone like me who has
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: no interest in one watching a grown man play video games?
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: It was give money.
• 53:03
  Speaker 13: Yeah, absolutely, So first and foremost are our Twitch channel
• 53:07
  Speaker 13: which is twitch dot tv slash Teamotherapy. But then we
• 53:10
  Speaker 13: have a website which is Temotherapy gaming dot com.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Right now, when you say tem O, is it t
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: E m O t E A m O and then
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: t E a m O Therapy Gaming dot com.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Well, that's incredible, guys, and good on you. And now
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: what games? We don't know him very much about Twitch,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: as you know from listening to the podcast. We only
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: know that Daniel goes on.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: There and are and we're boycotting Dan's Twitch.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's not allowed to get any plugged because of
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: something that just occurs, so he won't talk about his
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: private life so he doesn't get to get plugged. Listen, listen. Yeah,
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: so yeah, you guys should definitely if I was gonna
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: pick out a Twitch person to watch, it would be
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Team Temo Therapy because you want because I just think
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: it's the best twitch to watch. Now, what game do
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: you guys play? Not Dane, that one's getting older and
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: he doesn't do enough torking, do you? What game do
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: you guys play?
• 54:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah, so we play a variety of games. Uh, Brandon
• 54:15
  Speaker 13: and I kind of played different games. We both stream
• 54:17
  Speaker 13: on that platform. I like to play through a bunch
• 54:20
  Speaker 13: of games I haven't played before, so first played throughs
• 54:23
  Speaker 13: of games and it's just been all different kinds anywhere
• 54:26
  Speaker 13: from like God of War to uh, you know, Brandon
• 54:30
  Speaker 13: played Zelda Breath of the Wild to Pokemon, all sorts
• 54:34
  Speaker 13: of games.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: And your thing is like your style is I like
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: to play a game I haven't played before, and I'm
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: kind of figuring it out.
• 54:40
  Speaker 13: Ye.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Now are the fans in the in the in the
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: chat being like, no, dummy, grab the sword?
• 54:45
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, oh yeah all the time?
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: And do you do you feel like that's cheating? Or
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: do you or do you go grab the sword?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: We try to. We try to not let them what's
• 54:53
  Speaker 13: called backseat gaming like backseat driving.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Oh I see you say to your fans. Do you
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: say to your fans, don't give me un necess surrey clues.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I want to figure this out on my own exactly, But.
• 55:02
  Speaker 13: They still probably do they still?
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Do you guys ever live stream with the kids from
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: the hospital?
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: That is that would go ahead?
• 55:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah? That That is definitely one of our goals one
• 55:15
  Speaker 13: day is to be able to do something like that.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: That's really good.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: And Brandon, do you guys do it together or separately.
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: We have done it together. Normally our schedule is Tuesday, Thursday, Me,
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: Saturday Sunday, Andrew and there have been special events where,
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: like you know, he lives in Virginia on premarily he'll
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: come up and we'll both be right here playing together
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: and that's always fun. Or we can do it you know,
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: over the internet, but together streams are rare and a
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: unique event.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: And do you think that people are extra generous with
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: because they know it's going to such a good cause.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, Twitch Channels. We've been lucky. We didn't
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: know what to expect, but growth has not been It's
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: usually not as fast as we've experienced, and I think
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: it's because people love.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: The cause started sorry, go ahead, Andrew.
• 56:01
  Speaker 13: Sure. We only started in May of last year and
• 56:03
  Speaker 13: since then we've raised something like twenty thousand dollars. It's
• 56:09
  Speaker 13: just been absolutely incredible.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: So that's a lot of consoles you could buy.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: Actually, I've got there's like thirteen Xbox series is behind them.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: You've got another handful. We're doing a first drop off
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: at Hopkins at the end of this month.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: They're just coming up now. Can people donate consoles? Also?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Do you want old consoles, do you want new ones? Like,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: what is the criteria for donations?
• 56:33
  Speaker 13: So a lot of times in the hospitals they already
• 56:36
  Speaker 13: have older consoles, and our mission is to kind of
• 56:38
  Speaker 13: upgrade what they have so that a lot of the
• 56:42
  Speaker 13: patients can be playing, you know, what their friends are
• 56:44
  Speaker 13: playing or the latest games, and you know, not feel
• 56:46
  Speaker 13: like they're missing out. So we haven't gotten any donations
• 56:50
  Speaker 13: in the form of consoles, but if we were to
• 56:53
  Speaker 13: get those, we would prefer if they were current gen consoles.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, all right, Well I'm gonna pull some strings
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: and see if I can get.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: That would be really dope, Right, that'd be dope. That
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: would be really dope. If anybody from Xbox or you
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: be soft. We know we got some ub soft fans
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: out there, friends and stuff like that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Anybody who listens to this podcast, and what's.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: More, friend that you be soft, you got to reach
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: out to him.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I have to look and I will also reach out.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Listens. But you seff, we need the mother load for this.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Listen to this. How noble and beautiful this charity is.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Send these gentlemen the mother load.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: We need to we need to hook we need to
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: hook it up.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Man, and my my sister in law works at Xbox,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: and I'm going to be pulling some strings and see
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: what I can do for you guys.
• 57:41
  Speaker 13: That would be absolutely incredible.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: I can't promise anything, but I have some pull with her.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: She likes me. Okay, do you guys any questions for us?
• 57:50
  Speaker 13: Uh? Yeah. So I had a serious question and then
• 57:55
  Speaker 13: a little bit of a lighthearted question for you guys. So,
• 57:59
  Speaker 13: being that we work with cancer patients, thought it would
• 58:02
  Speaker 13: just be appropriate to ask, how has you a loved
• 58:06
  Speaker 13: one's life been affected by cancer?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: My dad I lost my father to I mean my
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: mother beat cancer. My father did not. He had it
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: in a place called the Billiary tube, and it was
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: horrible and we had the best doctors. And granted he
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: was eighty four, so hard for an eighty four year
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: old man. He fought as hard as he could, but
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: no matter what he did. The horrible thing about cancer
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: for my father was even though my dad was eighty four,
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: and Donald can tell you he had the mind of
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: a fifty five year old. You know, nothing was wrong
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: with his brain at all. He was one hundred percent,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: but his body was like quitting on him because it
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: was fighting as hard as it could an eighty four
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: year old body against cancer, and the cancer just took
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: him down. And that's what's so hard. It's one thing
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: when a senior is at an age where you go, okay,
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: they're losing some of their mental faculties and now their
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: body's going and they've had a good life. But it
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: was extra hard for me because my father was It's
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: like he was so disappointed in his body, like come on, body.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's not to bring it round to the
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: scrubs joke, but it's kind of like the head and
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: the body thing where it's like, come on, body, fight harder,
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: fight harder, because my brain is still one hundred percent here.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: So that's that's that's about as close in the heart
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: as it as as it gets watching that, watching the
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: demise of my father. Uh to to billiary biliary cancer.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my aunt had breast cancer and she beat it
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: one time and then it came back again and she
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: just didn't have the energy.
• 59:42
  Speaker 14: To fight it and it took her and it took
• 59:46
  Speaker 14: her really fast too, and she hid it for a
• 59:50
  Speaker 14: little bit, uh because she didn't, you know, just didn't
• 59:55
  Speaker 14: want to go through chemo again.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: You said your aunt, right, my aunt. Oh sorry, I
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: didn't want anyone misunderstand and say, your mom, your mom
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: is alive, And.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: My mom is alive, and she's been on the show,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: as a matter of fact, but her sister.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: I've yet to experience losing a parent, but I have
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: friends and family members who have and it's you know,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: it is it. I I've never hurt more for people
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: than when that happens.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Also, imagine what the what the world these guys are
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: are are working in with children.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's where it gets like I can't I
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: you know, I pray every night. I literally pray all
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: the time, not just at night, sometimes when I'm driving
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: in my car, sometimes when I'm in my shower. You know,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: I love my children so much, and you know, I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: pray for their health, you know. And and so what
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: you guys are doing is amazing, by the way, this
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: is just this is just an awesome cause. Man, like,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know how you came up
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: with it, but good on you.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 9: Men.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, and it seems like you have money you raise.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: The more money you raise, you'll be able to expand
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: to more and more hospitals. Hospitals, these in like the
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: this is a dumb question, but are these like in
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: the communal room for the children or are they in
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: their own private rooms?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 13: Yeah, so we actually got a PlayStation five for their
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 13: community room for them to share, because you know, PS
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 13: five's are really really hard to get to.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: But now you got these kids fighting, they're like, I'm
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: I'm exactly.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 13: But the xboxes we were able to actually get a
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 13: bunch of. So we're going to be putting one of
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 13: those in each of the patient rooms.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: That's great, awesome. See, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: make a I'm going to make a call about xboxes.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: See what I can do. Now, what's your next question?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: You'll have it be a little more chipper for the
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: love for sure.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 13: Uh, what is your favorite easy recipe to cook?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: I have a bunch of them. Zach doesn't really cook, Zach,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Zach couldn't. Yeah, that's about it for Zach.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: No, that's not true. You know what I do. I
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: make a fucking killer PB and J.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 13: Grew up on PP and Jays.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: I love a PB and J.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: I'm more a PB and Honey kind of guy, you know.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: I thank you yeah, good.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Big thumbs up for me. I don't really cook much.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: I used to, you know, when I was first out
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: of college and totally broke. I had a few little
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: go tos, but none of them, you know, nothing more
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: complicated than heating up pasta sauce and making boiling pasta.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't really cook at all, much to
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: my girlfriend chagrin. She she's an amazing chef and keeps
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: trying to get me into it, and I'm like, you're
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: killing it on your own. I don't want to get
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: into and I've spoken about on the podcast I took over.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: I am. I am the best kitchen cleaner. I challenge
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: any person who's in a relationship who's the cleaning side
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: of things to a contentest. I I'll make.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: That we respect for that. Pulling your weight.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Listen, listen. I line up all my sponges, all my
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: favorite tools, because I know which one's gonna be best
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: for which pan. Oh my god, Donald, what's your quick recipe?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Donald actually cooks?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: You do have a quick I could make fried chicken.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: That's probably a quick recipe. Everything is a production.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: Once you when you like to cook, it doesn't matter, man,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: you're like, you know what, it might be a quick recipe,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: but I'm gonna make it so it's an easy quick recipe.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: So everything is separated in its rightful cups and measurements,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean, and you know you put
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: it together.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: There ain't no easy recipe for me.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know much. I've been watching so much Great
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: British bakeoft Any of you watch that? Hell yeah, it's
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: such an amazing I love it. It's like a hug.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: It's it's just so we watch it at night late
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: when you watch something just peaceful to calm down to.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: It's just it's so I don't know, wholesome and fun
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: to watch. If you haven't gotten into it, get into it,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: it's just it's it's these people, these people in the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: UK who are who are just home. They're not in professionals,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: just amateurs, but they're phenomenal and uh, it's really fun.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: And that's one thing about cooking, like once you get
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: into it, you can get really really really really good
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: at it.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: And then there's some people who just have a gift
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: and those are the ones that go on to become.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Great chefs and stuff like that.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: But like I saw this movie Julia and Julia whatever
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: that shit was with Meryl Streep and Amy Adams.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: I watched it like four or five times. It's so
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: delicious to watch.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 10: Dude, like just watching it as like this, like I
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 10: can't get him to watch anything outside the Marvel Star
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 10: Wars universe.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I watched Julia times.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, and I tried to, like literally, that's how
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: I learned how to you know, toast bread in a pan?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: I think the premise is that the woman Amy Adams
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: is trying to cook all of the recipes.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I but I bought that book. You can't do it.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: It's hard, that's just impossible.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I'll start with the
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: easy one.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: It's time for Twitch's favorite segment. It's time.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: To fix your right.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: The digital version.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, how can we fix your guys life? If it's if,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, we'll do anything for you gentlemen.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So he was like, my balls, you always
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: have to come back to the penis.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 13: Stop talking about your willing.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Help the cause. If you'll help the cause, I'll do
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: I'll do penis play. But I prefer believe.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 13: Well, I had one as a part of my job.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 13: I'm an oncology nurse. This kind of thing has come
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 13: up a lot. Sometimes it's difficult to kind of gauge
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 13: how to approach someone who's grieving, you know, whether it's
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 13: a family member who's sick and perhaps dying, or a
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 13: person was just told they have cancer and they're grieving
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 13: the loss of their life before cancer.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 13: From your experiences with grief and loss, how would you
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 13: have liked to be approached, supported, or possibly even left alone?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 13: How should we go about supporting grieving people in the future.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Wow, you're I don't give me goosebumps on my thighs,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Probably because your thighs. I got goosebumps between knees and
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: and and waste. Yes, that's good. Don't don't criticize where the.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: I was asking how far up it went.
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  Speaker 2: That's this is where we make This is how I
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  Speaker 2: make moving. This is exactly that's how I when I'm
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: making a film, we always we joke around on the
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: at room. We're like, all right, that just gave me goosebumps.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: That was like a shoulder to elbow.
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  Speaker 13: That was on my bucket list. Give you goosebumps mean
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 13: different things.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: No, but when you've watched I feel like, like in
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: the example i'm giving, when you've watched the film nine
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: hundred times and you're working on it and you're tweaking it,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: and you're trying out different music, or you're trying out
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: a different cut, and some little bit of magic happens
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: and you change something and all of a sudden, you
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: get goosebumps down your arm. It's like, okay, that's obviously working.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Or you're trying out a new song, you know, and
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: all and the old song it was fine, but it
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: didn't give you goosebumps. You know, you're trying to give
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: the audience goosebumps. So if you get them for yourself,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: just like if you laugh at a joke somebody, people
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: that have that, people that have your sense of humor
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: are gonna.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: Laugh at the joke critic for sure.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the space is important and really reading
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: the room, whether the person wants you there or not.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: The other thing is I think I would have some
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: just gentle things locked and loaded that people have found
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: meaningful before. It could be a phrase or I'm just
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna pull a bad example out of the hat,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: like the phrase this too shall pass, if you had
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: some of those that were simple but effective. And also
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I think getting related. People really feel heard and seen
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: when you say, even if you're their nurse, I lost
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: such and such and I've been there and it's really hard,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: and I'm here for you and I know how hard
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: it is. But this too shall pass, and just know
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: that every day it gets a little bit easier, and
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: you know, things like that. I think getting related and
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: sharing personal stories. And but most importantly, first and foremost,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: I would say reading the room because there were times
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: when I was in this situation with the grief that
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: I've had to battle where you're like, I don't want
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: to talk to anybody. I don't want I know you,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: I know you mean well, but I don't. I don't
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: want it.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't. I'm gonna be
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: honest with you. That's a very difficult question. I don't
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: know how anybody wants to be told great I mean,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: I want to be told bad news. I know it's
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: a part of life and eventually everybody has to face it,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: face the music. But I don't know how I want
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: to be told, there is no I don't think there
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: is a there is a gentle way to find out.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's talking about specifically telling people. He's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: saying if I'm not wrong, he's talking about he's after
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: they've been told and they're clearly upset. Is there? How
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: do you do? How do you navigate not being aloof
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: and but also not being in someone's face?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: You know, I definitely think you should read the room.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: That's for damn sure.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: It's got to be personal to your relationship with the person, right,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: I mean, can I share a story?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: I mean I lost my dad to COVID a year ago, right,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: and the on the other side of it the most
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: The word annoying is probably the wrong word. But what
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: was annoying to me is people were posting as if
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: like they lost, and people were commenting on their setus, Oh,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry for your loss. I'm like your loss, Like
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: you know, people like started telling people and then I
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: got bombarded. It's like you didn't have the right to
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: tell those people. Yeah, you know what I mean, So
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: don't do that. I can say what not to do?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, definitely. But do you remember something that someone said,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: does anything stick.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: Actually do you like Do you guys have seen The
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: Good Place show on Netflix.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of it, not all, but I've
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: seen a lot.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: Okay, I mean, I'm gonna know spoilers, but there's a
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: quote at the end, and I'm gonna share. It's really
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: awesome quote. It's a Buddhist quote. He goes, picture a wave.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: You know, you can see it and you can measure it,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: and when it hits the shore, it's gone, but the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: water is still there, the wave just a different way
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: for it to be for a little while. That was
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: a really beautiful quote on theft to me.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I mean I think I would.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: I think you know, if you have some things that
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: are meaningful to you in the spirit of what of
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: what Brandon just said that when the person does want
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: to engage, you've got like five different things locked and loaded,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: like here's something that that I read once that that's
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: really meaningful to me. And or maybe the person doesn't
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: want to talk, but you know that they like you,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: and you could slip that to them on a piece
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: of paper like a quote. You know, there's different there's
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: varying ways to do it. Someone might want to really
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: engage with you and sit there and talk with you.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: Someone might be like, you know, what might be more like,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: you know, Andrew, we love you, You've been so sweet,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: but we just want to be left alone. That kind
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: of person. You could slip a little piece of paper
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: too and say, hey, here's a quote that's meaningful to me.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: I think that would be great. You know, what my
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: experiences with with with nurses was that some were just
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: outstanding and just went so far out of their way
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: and it made such a difference. And it seems to me,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: especially when you consider the philanthropy work you guys are doing,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: that you're those type of people. So I don't know
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: if we fixed anything, but oh.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 13: That was really helpful.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: I really appreciate advice.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a great you know. It's when you stumble
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: across a great quote that just lands with you, you know,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: like like like you know, you know, you know, Brandon
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: just said one for him, but like even a friend
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: of mine told, you know, in the editing room, a
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: director friend of mine gave me a quote about cutting
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: and I put it up on the whiteboard because I
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: obviously have big whiteboards in my editing room because I'm
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: a mister whiteboard, and it really helped me. It's like,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: it's a topic that obviously toltally nothing to do with grief,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: but a topic that I've always wrestled with. And he
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: sent me this quote that was like Eureka, that quote
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: lands with me. I understand that, you know, and we
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: all have that for different things. So I'm sure there's
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: there's there's plenty of infinite number of those for people grieving. Yeah, Donald,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: we need to switch back to comedy.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Say something funny, ship, dick balls, screw tip the tape, love.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: You kill you motherfucker.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: All right, that's the show. We did it. These guys
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: are great. Remind people how they find you on Twitch
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: go again.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 13: Sure it's Twitch dot tv, slash TMO Therapy, that's t
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 13: e a m O Therapy or temotherapy gaming dot com.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: And Brandon is yours the same or different?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: Ye, we share the channel.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: And those are the only two people on the program
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: right now who you use Twitch. So those are the
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: those are the only Twitchers we know.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: They're the only twitches we've ever met. To be honest
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: with you.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: I've never been on Twitch, so I don't know anything
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: about it. I'll only to visit an old friend of
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: mine and see what his twitch was like, and he
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: was just eating. So I realized, yes, what percentage of
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: twitch is gaming and what percentages other things?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: That's a great question. Oh my god, damn, do you know.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Answered he's been shunned? Do you know how the amas
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: shun people's shame?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 13: I have no idea. A lot of people do like
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 13: just chatting streams and and hot tub streams.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: That's just about the.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: Hot tubs dom.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: We should do a hot tub twitch.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: You could totally do a hot top twitch stream, which
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: is me and you sit in the hot tub.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Tree money for charity for buying consoles for the kids.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: You can't tell me that wouldn't be wildly successful.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I gotta lose some weight first, But yeah, I'm doing too.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to lose a couple of LB's, Joelle. Do
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: you know what does it say?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 13: Now?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 8: I'm only getting like gender breakdowns and time spent on breakdowns.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: So I only hear about the gaming really and and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: and cooking. I've been hearing about cooking.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Can you be nude on Twitch?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 6: No, But in a body of water you can be
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: in a bathing suit.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: And that's why the people, But you have to be
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: in about the body of water.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: Some people like literally put like a little mini pool
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: on their room and stand and sit in that, and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: then they're allowed to be in a bikini.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Rules.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: I have a question. You're allowed to be in a
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: bikini if you're standing in water.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: If you're in a pool, yes, go for yours.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: I just think it's so funny people get around. If
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: there's somebody going, how do I get around? The twitch rules?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 6: So I think I need my body.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: What do they do in the bikini once they're on.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: They they.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 6: They jiggle and they get views, you know.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But they can't be They can't go
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: into like OnlyFans territory. They have to right right, they
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: have to keep it holy Do they play video games sometimes?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: I don't think people would know if they were a.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 13: Lot of times they play like just dance.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't wait to watch that twit Twitch remember, yeah,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: you can go on.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go watch someone do a dance video game
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: in the bikini and their mini pool.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: Oh boy, one following If it works, it works.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: But the most popular is gaming right and is pewty
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: pewdy Pewpie the most popular.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 13: I think he's on YouTube.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Actually he's a game the most popular twitch star.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: It's definitely not Daniel.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: We don't who's the most popular twitch star. You see
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Tyler one Summit one g. There's a lot of Spanish
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: streamers who have a huge follow Joe. Well, your voice
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: is so low right.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Now, guys are wild enough bullying bullying.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: We love you, We love you, all right, that's that's
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: the show. We love you, guys. Thanks for coming on
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: and and we'll all look into ways to help you
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: get more consoles, because what a cool cause. And you're
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: you're a good gentleman. And we'll see you next time.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Donald saying, oh Donald ud, do you want to introduce
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: your nephew?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: A Ya, this is my nephew Miza.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: You can find them on Spotify, you can spin them anywhere.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: He goes by Isaiah the Poet. Here's his song right here.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna shine.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna shine, whether you like it or not.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: No kid's not side.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: You know that.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 7: The stop.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Till the tide.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna shine.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 15: Don't put me with these bitches. Stop comparing niggas. At
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 15: eighteen hit a feature four Grammy winner me more plates
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 15: because my team eating like his family. Then just think
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 15: out the waitress thinking fights, just start a family within her.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 15: A lot of y'all's miskits, troup and clicks with fans
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 15: and thinking that's your instagram a business plan.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 7: You know the type that think that.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 15: Cats to tell the witness stand mt fights to fight
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 15: things really with the heads. I see the marbles scholars
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 15: in two seats, So how you tip dunk downa with
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 15: no breach in these streets niggas told to cut them,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 15: I think ankles out and got no feats all their
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 15: first class half. It's gonna die, sheep. There'll be no
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 15: burking baggage for no tree. I need a pause by
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 15: the package like lone nick make me want to tell
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 15: to a thousand to go.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: You know that.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 7: Too good side.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 12: Shot.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 15: So when my niggas smoke dispectary blunts and three from
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 15: five of this bitch because you get tiffany ducks and
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 15: if I'm sliding, this bitch gonna be on my hip
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 15: nothing trunks just like you're talking up to you, and
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 15: that can make me rip out your lungs. I swear
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 15: it's really a game of inches. Way dealer's out here
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 15: skipping my money. You're quite an interest, like the dope Vellow.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: But we took the scale on him.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 15: I told the hotel owner the hold the man, lorda.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 15: We built different, not different European season, gonna make I
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 15: swear that our meals different. I still drink, but that
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 15: some don't feel missing.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: I don't dream, but there with some don't feel missing.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 15: Some people deal with depression like on a deep level.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 15: I'm is fucking week since eleven. That's why my teeth yellow.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 15: I ring bells in my city like on a street level,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 15: even though fucking give me from a deep level.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: With you, it's not.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 6: You known it.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Stop to the side, No sh.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 15: It's not.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: You known it.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 7: Stop to the side.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: No shine