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OUTRO: Enough of the Beers · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and picture off
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  Speaker 1: for for targets for de sit every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, hell, good eh ah. One kind of in
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  Speaker 2: summary gear. Kind of you just in your normal T shirt, Maggie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm always in a T shirt man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, come here you are. Actually I very rarely see
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  Speaker 2: you in a ship anything else.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, we were.
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  Speaker 3: Just chatting about Alie Cartour and the league, right getting
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  Speaker 3: knocked out. Ali Cartour stable condition after seizure activity ongoing surgery,
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  Speaker 3: had a brain bleed and the cidery was to release
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  Speaker 3: fluid and relieve pressure on his brain. That's what made
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  Speaker 3: Ti Mighty Martin have to retire medically from the NRL. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and it's completely unnecessary, completely unnecessary. There's absolutely screwed.
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  Speaker 4: And that was what like after the game.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're talking about halfway through or towards the end
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  Speaker 5: of the second half when I got stretchered off.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, the reason they brought him off was because of
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  Speaker 1: the bleeding.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently that's the reason why, and that was the only
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  Speaker 3: reason why they kept bring him or they brought him
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  Speaker 3: off right like otherwise I would have left him out
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  Speaker 3: there still, and he was completely efft.
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  Speaker 2: That is a shocking election of duty there.
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  Speaker 3: That is because he's one of the best back well
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  Speaker 3: he's probably the best back row in the competition.
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  Speaker 5: And that's the problem, right, So we've got to have
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  Speaker 5: him out him out there, and so yeah, and was
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  Speaker 5: in tears.
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  Speaker 2: I can imagine, you know, he was like literally balling
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  Speaker 2: his eyes out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was crying because he was like, what have
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  Speaker 4: I done? What have I done?
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  Speaker 5: But great game though, great game is a lot of fun,
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  Speaker 5: and particularly in comparison to the All Blacks I've earlier
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  Speaker 5: that day in terms of entertainment value, crowd involvement, what
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  Speaker 5: about the singing from the tongue and fans, it was
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  Speaker 5: like it was over the louds for unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: Initially thought it was a recording.
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  Speaker 1: It was so beautiful. It was stunning. Yes, but just
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  Speaker 1: all go the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: Having that atmosphere at Eden Park. Yes, it can be done, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: it can be done. The last time there was an
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  Speaker 3: atmosphere there was twenty fifteen Cricket World Cup and since
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  Speaker 3: then there's never any atmosphere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's and that's it.
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  Speaker 2: There was no comparison between the rugby and the league,
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  Speaker 2: and I was just ifing and jeff in my way
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  Speaker 2: throughout that entire all black testament.
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  Speaker 1: So it was a.
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  Speaker 5: Debarkle and then cheering and screw because I I think
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  Speaker 5: people might think that I hate it, but I was
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  Speaker 5: when We're getting those tries and I'm screaming the house down.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, I'm the same.
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  Speaker 1: I think that.
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  Speaker 5: The only thing that annoys me is you've got these
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  Speaker 5: great players and it just yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And what a crowd there, man, How magnificent did that look?
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  Speaker 2: And then they've got and they haven't sorted up the
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  Speaker 2: technical side of it, and so they go, oh, we
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  Speaker 2: haven't got that.
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  Speaker 4: We haven't got the angles on that. Sorry.
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  Speaker 5: So there was a head high right at the start,
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  Speaker 5: so they needed the third umpire needed to show the
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  Speaker 5: empire on the ground, the reef on the ground, but
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  Speaker 5: the third Empire wasn't connected, so it couldn't show. I
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  Speaker 5: couldn't shot, So it was without a word of lie.
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  Speaker 5: The game stopped for ten minutes. Oh wow, the first
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  Speaker 5: half took like fifty seven minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, it was ridiculous. Holy cow, never got a read card,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, that was stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Stupid do you know? Because what time was that game?
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  Speaker 2: Am?
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  Speaker 1: Nine?
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  Speaker 3: I literally had a thing set on my phone nine
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  Speaker 3: am or Blacks, and I looked at it and then
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  Speaker 3: looked outside of how nice it was, and said, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to watch it a right, and just went
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  Speaker 3: out and we did some gardening and stuff instead.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, but I'm like, this is.
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  Speaker 5: Actually I got through the first half and then I
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  Speaker 5: went and worked and just had it on my computer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which I do if we had something to do,
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  Speaker 3: but I was like, fuck, it's so nice outside. I
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  Speaker 3: don't and the All Blacks haven't entertained me enough recently
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  Speaker 3: that I've just like been I'm waiting for a big
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  Speaker 3: game to get me.
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  Speaker 2: It was a classic, one of those games where just
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  Speaker 2: neither side got a flow on and it was just
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  Speaker 2: riddled with mistakes and technical problems.
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  Speaker 4: It was just a debacle because.
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  Speaker 3: The frustrating thing is you look at the players and
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  Speaker 3: you go, these guys are sick, and when they string
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  Speaker 3: it all together, it's going to be mean.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just waiting for it to happen. Can't that man?
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  Speaker 4: Magnificent weather?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck? It was good.
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  Speaker 3: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio hurrachy They Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I've been wearing shorts for three days, fellows man, how
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  Speaker 2: crazy is that?
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  Speaker 1: Feel good?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Actually my wife said to me, yes, I think your
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  Speaker 2: legs have got a bit bigger wow from maybe from
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  Speaker 2: the golf, from all corking, And I went, yeah, baby,
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  Speaker 2: hell yeah, yeah, my cutoffs were really tight around the thigh.
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  Speaker 2: Still got fercet withered calves and anchors.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong with you?
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  Speaker 4: But yes, it's nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's been good, isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: And it makes a huge difference. So they actually did
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  Speaker 2: gardening yesterday too.
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  Speaker 3: Geezy, I didn't drink so good. I don't drink any
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  Speaker 3: alcohol over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I did the opposite of that. Oh you got steamed,
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah I did. Shame on you man. Yeah. Well
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't going to I was like, I can't. And
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  Speaker 1: then I got home that missus had a bottle of
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  Speaker 1: wine open.
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  Speaker 5: I thought, oh, just a little tipple, so me and
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  Speaker 5: who are up to?
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  Speaker 1: That's so great? There running And then the next day.
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  Speaker 5: Work work, work, work, followed by the guy I was
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  Speaker 5: working with comeover, had a couple of beers, then went
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  Speaker 5: into the cricket. Everybody was hungover.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, doing that cricket on the couch there. It was
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  Speaker 3: pretty grim and it was enjoyable at all.
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  Speaker 5: Look, I had to drip my way through it. But
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  Speaker 5: then in the break we had Indian and that just
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  Speaker 5: leveled everybody again. When went into a food comber and
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  Speaker 5: we're just praying for a collapse. We didn't care who
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  Speaker 5: it came from, yes, didn't care, just let's get this over.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 2: It was funny because I was watching other bet and
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking, oh, the fellows might get away with
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  Speaker 2: us here, and.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, it's gonna be over real early,
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  Speaker 4: and then it just drag.
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  Speaker 2: Those are the most painful ones where your expectations are,
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  Speaker 2: oh shit, this is going to be over and thirty
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  Speaker 2: overs or twenty overs, yeah, and then it drags to
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  Speaker 2: the fortieth and you're like.
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  Speaker 5: Well, Lane Lane. So Lane had the night before the
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  Speaker 5: ACC did the podcast down in Wellington. Then he went
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  Speaker 5: back to Paul Ford's house. Then he jumped in a
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  Speaker 5: cab at seven twenty to make an eight am flight.
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  Speaker 5: He was calling Jo Jury's I'm not going to make
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  Speaker 5: this flight. He was the last one and they held
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  Speaker 5: the plane for him. He's sprinting through the airport, gets
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  Speaker 5: back here has to commentate the cricket got home, dropped
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  Speaker 5: his bags, said hi to his missus and by his misses,
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  Speaker 5: and then commentated every single ball. Guess of that game,
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  Speaker 5: so eighty overs. He had more energy than everyone else,
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  Speaker 5: than everyone he's It was pretty pretty amazing because he
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  Speaker 5: was an absolute heap of.
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  Speaker 3: And then and then you see him in here today.
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  Speaker 3: I just came in before and then showed us the
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  Speaker 3: gulf so that he set up in the photo studio.
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  Speaker 5: He's sprightly. And then he then he did the rugby
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  Speaker 5: commentary on Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say he was sprightly. I thought it was
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  Speaker 2: pretty That would be an exaggeration. He seemed quite subdued.
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  Speaker 3: I was expecting him to be a heap of ship
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  Speaker 3: like I would have been, and he seemed relatively smart.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he looked good and he looked like he was
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  Speaker 5: wearing new clothes. He must have burned his clothes from
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  Speaker 5: the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I love he just goes hard, unbelievable, really ridiculous.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was struggling, but I didn't joy. I haven't
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  Speaker 5: done any commentary for a long time, so that was
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  Speaker 5: a bit of fun. And then yesterday, what have been
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  Speaker 5: yesterday Sunday. Sunday did something. Oh there was Halloween, wasn't
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  Speaker 5: there was it on Friday Friday? Yeah, so the kid
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  Speaker 5: was out and about doing that. And then yesterday I
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  Speaker 5: can't remember what happened in the morning, but went around
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  Speaker 5: to a mate's place and watched the BUCKBA League, cleaned
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  Speaker 5: the house.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I did. Well, that watched the league and
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  Speaker 1: had a few beers. Yeah. Man, so I drank far
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  Speaker 1: too much, but that is okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the next fine weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I know, Well that's the trouble. That was the trouble
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  Speaker 1: as well. It was like, we're going to this weekend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna trying to get out of all of that.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, man, because I was telling Keazy on the
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  Speaker 2: way here when we were walking over. I just had
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  Speaker 2: the most shocking performance anxiety dream last night, and I
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  Speaker 2: think it might be related to the Barefest but also
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  Speaker 2: just work in general.
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  Speaker 1: And shockingly it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was such a bad dream that it woke me
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  Speaker 2: up one of those ones and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: I had someone and I had a similar thing. Her
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  Speaker 5: former bosses were chasing after it. Yes, you'd left that
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  Speaker 5: place five years ago.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to get to the big show, and
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  Speaker 2: I was getting waylaid by all these things, and you
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  Speaker 2: guys were right up on the top of.
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  Speaker 4: This hell and I was going, oh fuck, I'm never
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  Speaker 4: gonna make it there, geez.
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  Speaker 2: Then you rang me on the phone and we're effing
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  Speaker 2: and jefferent because I was like fifteen or twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Later, I'm like, I'm trying to get there, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: And then Toddy rang me and was like, this is
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  Speaker 2: why you guys need to get in here early.
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  Speaker 4: This is the excitement. I was like, there's got nothing
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  Speaker 4: to do with it.
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  Speaker 2: Toddy, It's not what And then realistic is there and
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  Speaker 2: just woke up and a frenzy of oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: and you are like half an hour into the show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all you want to do is just do the
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  Speaker 5: radio show. But there's all the stuff getting in your way. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: I just want to go.
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  Speaker 4: Literally, because it was that a fear people going can
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  Speaker 4: you just help me with us? Jase like it'll take.
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  Speaker 2: Two minutes, and I was iffing and jeff and going
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  Speaker 2: I really can't, man, I've got to go and through
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  Speaker 2: the show, and they're going, seriously, it'll take two minutes,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll be like.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny, isn't it. It's because of all this extra stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Now you obviously you're filming, We're gonna go do this
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  Speaker 3: festival when all you really do want to do, well,
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  Speaker 3: it's just the radio show.
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  Speaker 1: But I think there's plenty of water to go into
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  Speaker 1: the bridge. I think that's what.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all I want to do is this, But there's
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  Speaker 5: all this water to go under the bridge.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it might.
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  Speaker 4: My wife and.
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  Speaker 2: Because she's not having a great time at the moment,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just you know.
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  Speaker 1: You want to join the big show.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to. I just want Christmas to be here.
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  Speaker 4: I think we're both in that zone.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like but exactly that, there's a lot to
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  Speaker 2: happen before then.
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  Speaker 3: And now, yeah, I don't drink any alcohol. Good on
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  Speaker 3: you man, good good man makes a difference. I tell
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  Speaker 3: you what I wanted to not like. A Friday night
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  Speaker 3: was so beautiful. We'd had a delicious meal. We were
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  Speaker 3: starting to watch a movie and I was like, in
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  Speaker 3: the last class I read one saying it'd be lovely.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, not going to and I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: It's good.
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  Speaker 2: Does that mean you're going to go exceptionally hard on Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I'll just be back to sort of regular broadcasting, right,
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  Speaker 3: you'll be able to be a feast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a few years on. Yeah, a few
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  Speaker 1: beers Friday, A few beers. You don't we there? The
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  Speaker 1: Big de Douche.
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  Speaker 4: When are you guys coming back?
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  Speaker 1: Monday afternoon? It was meant to me and Maggie helping
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  Speaker 1: pack down.
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  Speaker 5: It was meant to be Sunday, but I've got heaps
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  Speaker 5: of stuff to do at the new studio. Yes, I'll see,
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  Speaker 5: let's see, but hopefully I don't have to come back.
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  Speaker 1: But hopefully you don't have to come back. When are
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  Speaker 1: you coming back?
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  Speaker 4: Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: I think Pugs and I have got first Sunday arriving
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  Speaker 3: home at two pm, so it's a whole week interfere.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really set day and I said to my wife Batch, Great,
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  Speaker 2: we're getting home and we're going to fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Batch's booked for Saturday night.
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  Speaker 4: Might people have to wait and see? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff? Man.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen to The Big Show fort or seven weekdays
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