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What's The Worst Job You've Ever Had? · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody is stej Envy, Charlamagne, the guy we are the
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  Speaker 2: breakfast club Jess hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Is he a co host? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you just joined us, we were talking about
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  Speaker 2: some of the worst jobs we've ever had or the
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  Speaker 2: worst jobs you've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: Now, did you work at a mall?
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  Speaker 3: She lied?
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  Speaker 4: And I went in there, and in there I did.
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  Speaker 4: I did, going all right, whatever. Look, so I went
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  Speaker 4: to college for mortuary science. And when it came time
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  Speaker 4: to do like the clinicals or whatever, we had to
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  Speaker 4: go in and we had to do the perform like
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  Speaker 4: the embalming, and.
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  Speaker 1: I got scared. So that was it.
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  Speaker 4: That was my last day. That was my first and
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  Speaker 4: last time in a morgue. So no, I never was
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  Speaker 4: employed by More. I did tell Charlomage. I worked there
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  Speaker 4: for some time, but I was trying to see you know.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't telling me. You told the world. I saw
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  Speaker 3: you doing an interview or something.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, Oh, that's cool as hell, just you
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  Speaker 5: working mortue only to come to find out your lyne.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's that was the interview that I ain't
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  Speaker 4: think it was gonna make it no way, because you
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  Speaker 4: have just like some small time and I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, dangn Yeah, Now, Charlamagne, you worked at Taco Ball
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  Speaker 2: for like a week and and your sister fired.
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  Speaker 3: You, right, fire me after like seven days?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: I worked at ah Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Is that crazy? That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think there's any such thing as the worst job.
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  Speaker 5: I think any honest living anything that you know is
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  Speaker 5: putting food on your table, putting some money in your pocket.
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  Speaker 3: It's cool. It may be a job you don't like.
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  Speaker 3: There's plenty of jobs you don't like, but there's no
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  Speaker 3: such thing as the worst job.
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  Speaker 5: Because those worst, those jobs we call in the worst,
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  Speaker 5: and some people out there that would cut the toe
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  Speaker 5: off to get But that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't mean that it's not a worst job. Just becau.
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  Speaker 1: Some people will cut their toe off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, I didn't like it.
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  Speaker 5: I hated working I talk about It's like I hated
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  Speaker 5: working at that factory. It was like I hated working
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  Speaker 5: at the flower guard in most corners oct line.
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  Speaker 3: I hated all of that.
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  Speaker 4: Like factory workers is like they got a sweat all
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  Speaker 4: day for pennies.
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  Speaker 5: They make me sit outside every single one of those jobs.
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  Speaker 5: All of those supervisors told me that I didn't belong there.
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  Speaker 5: Every single one.
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  Speaker 3: Gail. I never forget Gail.
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  Speaker 5: Her name was Gael cop It was an industrial acoustics company.
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  Speaker 5: She said, we are moving in another direction. You just
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  Speaker 5: don't fit in here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a face, Oh young, struggle.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't Mom was too bad?
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, I did tell a balk if I
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  Speaker 1: remember my wife.
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  Speaker 2: She sold mattresses and she had to go to in
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  Speaker 2: the projects and sell mattress in the project.
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  Speaker 3: So she would have to go from door to It
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  Speaker 3: was crazy. It was definitely crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Who is buying mattresses? You can find a mattress in.
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  Speaker 5: The podcast right and the number of box brings, and
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  Speaker 5: she was telling box brings in the project.
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  Speaker 2: She would go into projects and me or her mother
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  Speaker 2: would wait out downstairs.
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  Speaker 3: That's the way we made money back then. Mattresses, no
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  Speaker 3: regular mattress.
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  Speaker 4: You used to make her go hustle mattress because he
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  Speaker 4: said he waited in the car, and that's how I
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  Speaker 4: made him Maney waited.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a protection.
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  Speaker 3: You're a liar.
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  Speaker 2: Either her mom would take or I would take an
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  Speaker 2: ass protection because she would go in the hood. She
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  Speaker 2: would knock on the doors. Hey, I got a mattress
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  Speaker 2: from whatever mattress company.
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  Speaker 3: It is definitely shut up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it was like a legit company. Yes, I would
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  Speaker 4: never date no man. It would be like, ye, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not gonna drop you off in the hood so you
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  Speaker 4: can go sell your mattresses.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be backing to get you with your car. What
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  Speaker 1: she used to sell mattress It was like seventeen years old.
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  Speaker 3: Then you made her suffer for ten years on one a.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't the yeah, he's
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  Speaker 4: crazy to fight him.
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  Speaker 3: Right, you gotta read itches you've been in the book.
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  Speaker 5: He said that he didn't make he didn't make his
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  Speaker 5: wife all gathering for ten.
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  Speaker 1: Years from that's than his books book.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he put that in his book. Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Looking at me like a man.
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  Speaker 3: I heard this story.
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  Speaker 2: So when we were first going together, I was sixteen,
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  Speaker 2: she was fifty. When we first started having sex. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know what I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I used to watch pulling and think bank bank, bank,
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  Speaker 1: bank bank. It didn't work.
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  Speaker 2: Ten years later, my mouth game was good, just my
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  Speaker 2: pen game wasn't good. And one time we got into
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  Speaker 2: an argument and then she was like that's why ten years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hell no really? Yeah, yeah, it hurt me I
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  Speaker 1: was hurt.
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  Speaker 3: I cried over that.
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  Speaker 2: Now he keeps bringing it up, just trauma cosmy, Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, she needs I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, and what's going on over there?
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  Speaker 2: Charlemagne bothered me and bugging me and traumatizing me, bringing
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  Speaker 2: me back to old stuff.
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  Speaker 3: He wrote it in a book.
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  Speaker 6: What's the yah yap?
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  Speaker 3: Now she needs?
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  Speaker 1: What is the worst job that you have, mama?
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  Speaker 6: Well, first off, I'm going to say, y'all, y'all whole music,
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  Speaker 6: so you have to get some the worst job I had.
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  Speaker 3: One whole music.
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  Speaker 6: On the worst shop I had, y'all, I was selling nine.
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  Speaker 6: I was trying to go doing the door selling nine.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you two girl, Yes that that pyramid
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  Speaker 4: scheme company crass, remember that girl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were sitting in the class.
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  Speaker 4: They really got you thinking that you're gonna be the
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  Speaker 4: best knife seller in the hood.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was a shaft.
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  Speaker 6: If you fell this night that cut the penny, you
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  Speaker 6: will win one thousand dollars in your next boss. Me
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  Speaker 6: being nineteen, I'm like, oh my god, I'll have to
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  Speaker 6: be bridged by the time I'm twenty. Y Yes, find
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  Speaker 6: now they were definitely upon this game. And then I
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  Speaker 6: heard they were trafficking girls.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm not surprised, but yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: don't think there's no knife shopping shopping enough to cut.
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  Speaker 1: A penny, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: But what they used to sell us, like they used
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  Speaker 4: to them lord, you know them little pyramids games like
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  Speaker 4: you know massive Phoebe doing them.
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  Speaker 1: They they you.
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  Speaker 4: Know he had.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a seminar. My bad. It's still scam.
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  Speaker 4: Scamm so but you know they used to the knife
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  Speaker 4: cutting classes and they make you feel like you can
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  Speaker 4: go out there and sell them and be rich. And
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  Speaker 4: they used to get all the little young girls. Oh
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  Speaker 4: my god, they what sexual effigant people then because it
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  Speaker 4: makes perfect son, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they get the younger of everybody.
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  Speaker 4: It was a whole bunch of young We were all young,
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  Speaker 4: like in our teens.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, who's this?
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  Speaker 6: Good morning?
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  Speaker 7: This girl extasy.
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  Speaker 2: What was the worst job you had, mama?
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  Speaker 3: She was a scripper ecstasy?
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  Speaker 7: Oh gosh, My worst job was working in serminating company.
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  Speaker 7: And uh when the guys came back with a tape
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  Speaker 7: and some of the leg bugs escaped and I got
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  Speaker 7: attacked and I'm allergic to fights. Off the hard you
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  Speaker 7: got bit.
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  Speaker 3: By a snake. No bed bugs or bed bugs?
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  Speaker 7: Bed bugs?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, damn.
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  Speaker 3: So you were an exterminator and allergic to bed bugs.
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  Speaker 7: No, I was working in the company.
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  Speaker 6: I was a celt person, but you know I was
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  Speaker 6: this patcher also one of the new guys for the
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  Speaker 6: tanking the bed bugs escaped. You got it. He got fired,
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  Speaker 6: but I got attacked. I was allergic in the hospital,
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  Speaker 6: nag dar.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so stripping wasn't her worst job.
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  Speaker 3: You did use the script door right.
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  Speaker 1: Man went to the club too.
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  Speaker 6: No, I did not use to strip. And also I
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  Speaker 6: wanted to elaborate on what just talking about earlier. I
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  Speaker 6: do get along with my baby father just as much
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  Speaker 6: as you do. Oh good, got in common.
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  Speaker 7: I even basic other kids.
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  Speaker 6: While girl, you do that, you do.
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  Speaker 4: That sometimes back in the day before I got real
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  Speaker 4: busy here.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred and five eighty five one O five one.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking your worst Jeb.
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  Speaker 3: What was it? Let's talk about it as the breakfast club.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning,