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Real Housewives of Miami: "Lenny Hates Red Velvet" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling. Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hello, darlings, welcome back
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to Drama Darling. It's me your little bit wife over here in the Cheetah
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room, and joining me from her area in Silver Lake is Emily Teresas.
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Hello, gosh, what a flight back from Miami. Huh oh my god.
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I'll tell you Amy, I love your hat. First of all,
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we're doing Miami today, so we're going to get into it. We're going
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down to Mexico City. Yeah, yes, my hat. Thank you very
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much, Emily. This is the Cabaami Las Vegas hat that I had made
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for merch Salts, so when we were there and just have a few left.
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As a matter of fact, that I am hawking over on my Etsy
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shop. If you go to Etsy and you search the Drama Darling shop,
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there's only just a fee left. And let me tell you something. If
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you're looking for the if you're looking for any store on Etsy and you put
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in the store name, you have to like click specifically that you're looking for
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a store and not just that's not the item you're looking for. So there's
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like a little tab that says are you looking for the store, And it's
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so tiny. But that's what you need to click after you put in drama
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Darling. Wow, I'll hoot to you on that one. Our Etsy expert
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is here. Our Etsy expert is live at the scene. She is stuck
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inside an Etsy shop and knows exactly how it works. Get me out or
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don't. Yeah, I'm new to Etsy. Know. I open up this
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little ragtag shop just to sell some mugs and a couple of hats. So
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you know, if you're interested, head on over. There will be more
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merch eventually. And there are mugs over there too, the drama Darling mugs,
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which are just adorable. Yes, no, got I don't know what
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just happened there, but I was gonna say that these are embroidered like,
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they're gorgeous California embroidered hats that I had embroidered. Here a small local shop
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supporting local small businesses. Oh that's great. And what is the name of
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that local shop? Oh, thank you for asking. It's M and M
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M and M embroidery. Yeah over here, do I own that M and
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M? Oh? My god, is you should? No Modesto does.
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And let me tell you something about I didn't know we were going to go
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down this rabbit hole or real quick modesto over at M and M Embroidery here
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in Santa Clarita. Was so jazzed about this design, this logo here,
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and he like, you know, he has to make the whole setup before
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he puts it into the embroidery machine. So this was a challenge for him
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to do this. It was very in fact straight up and he told us
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out of the gates, I can't do that. That's too complicated. And
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then by the end of the conversation he's like, let me give it a
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try. After he's like, I love like I watched Seinfeld when I'm doing
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these designs, and I had so much fun doing this. He was like
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the biggest challenge of my life. He loves this design so much that I
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was like, let me take a hat please. He's like can I I'm
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like yes, He's like, can I display it? I'm like, please
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display it in your shop. I would be honored. That's awesome. I
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think this isn't even a plug, is just God knows pretty Modesta love.
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It's just Modesta love. God knows there not one person will be heading over
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probably up here to Santa Clarita to get anything embroidered. But if you do,
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you got a great business. And I'm sure you could get stuff online.
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He does all kinds of stuff here in Santa Clarita and beyond. Tons
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of you should find out what his Etsy shop is, because I bet he's
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on I don't know if he has one, but he has an official website.
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But he does like a lot of jerseys for you know, a lot
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of the you know, Los Angeles teams and things of that nature. So
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he's the real deal. That being said, head on over. Meanwhile,
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I have a couple of things to tell you guys today. I just want
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to mention that, you know, happy vander Pump Rules premiere day, Emily,
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Oh wow. I And as you can tell, I've decorated. Yeah,
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sitting in a purple curtain background, I e I'm a flashback scene.
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I I should have worn all purple tones and pain in my face purple as
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a flashback. Yes, everyone's purple and those you're so right lavender and purple
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with and I've said there's always one piece of orange, like there's a votive
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live in the background that was untouched by the purple hands. You have time,
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it's a clue for trigger chapter. By the way, I'm just gonna
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bust right in here and be like Emily and I are so hot on True
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Detective Night Country that you can get those episodes over on drama Darling Patreon.
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We did put a free one up on the public feed, and so if
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you guys are interested, you can listen to there. But we are fucking
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out of our minds. Did you say, if we are interested, you're
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asking the wrong questions. I can't stop, I can't stop, for g
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all right, well, Corse corsh USh fucking eat it. So if you're
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not launching True Detective Night Countries starting the incredible Jody Foster, not Jody from
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Miami, Not Jody the one who's Lisa's rent right now, but not yeah,
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he will be. See this is where I'm like so excited for AI,
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because how I want to I want somebody to put Jody from Miami in
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Detectives as Danvers. But also we had said, because the uh Navarro threw
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that orange, you know, out under the s and and you had that
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great idea that Andy Cohen would be the one who threw it back, and
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it would reveal that it was Andy Cohen throwing it back to Navarro and it
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was like it was like, come on to Orange County Detective Navarro. We
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need Navarro, we need no, I can't. Can you do any Does
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anybody do an Andy impression? Somebody else? Yes? Who does? So?
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I had Matt Friend, who is an incredible comedian impression. He does
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the Howard Starne impression. Yes, yes, because Howard always has him on
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to do is Howard impression? And now I could almost do Matt Friend's impression.
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Well, Matt Friend, I had him at my cabareami last year doing
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Andy Cohen. We did actually it was like a bit. I was Kelly
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Rippa and it was like, you know Kellyan Well at the time, what
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was it Ryan? I don't know even know who was on, but it
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was I think it was the Kelly and Ryan Show last year before her husband
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joined her, and it was like filling in for Ryan was Andy Cohen and
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so we just improvised. We had bullet points that we improvised, and it
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was so fun and we just had a blast. But that being said,
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he does a great impression, and that would been a great reveal for our
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true Detective meets Real Housewives and Orange County idea Anyways, up on up on
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patreon dot com back sash Drama Darling, you can find the rest of the
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True Detective recaps that Emily and I are going to be doing. We are
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we have tons of theories that check out. Don't check out. We're off
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the wall. It's nuts. Okay, So vander Pump Rules tonight for the
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Tier one, for the Tier two and three darlings, we're doing a post
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mortem zoom. The link is on my Patreon page. If you are not
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Tier two or three, please upgrade to do this. We're gonna have a
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blast. Emily's gonna join me, and then tomorrow for the actual vander Pump
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Rules recap, I have Ryan Bailey from So Bad It's Good and he's going
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to break down the podcast as well, so we'll have two breakdowns over on
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the Patreon. It's gonna be really really fun. My only spoiler alert,
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not for the show, but for my own opinion is that I have been
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pretty much popping off this entire time about how I was not ready to jump
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into vander Pump Rules because I feel like we haven't had a break and I'm
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just exhausted, you know, I'm just I'm I'm just tired. I would
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talk that being said, because I got the screener. I already watched it,
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and I don't know what, but like I had my DNA checked and
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I'm one hundred percent and do care. You do care. You're on the
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opposite of care, opposite of robins Outtomac is like, I don't care.
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I don't care about Potomac. Yeah. It turns out I one hundred percent
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care about this season of Vanderbumper roles and it really didn't take much, you
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know. So that being said, super psyched to talk about it with the
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darlings on Zoom tonight. That is going to be at it's at right after
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the East Coast feed, so it'll be it'll be ten pm Eastern and seven
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pm Pacific. Yes, okay, I just I want to make sure I
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get that right now. Okay, So before we get into our recap for
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you know, Miami. Oh yeah, okay, shoulders shake shammy, shimmy.
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Before we get into that, we do have a little dish to serve
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up serving dish, So I'm like, bring your little horizontal stripes on over
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into dish. Which I love your sweater, thank you. I love it
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too. But I gotta. I gotta say when I see it, when
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I wear this, I feel like a walking Sephora because it's like big,
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bold, black and white stripe. Don't you even don't you? Don't you
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sabotage your fashions? And I would like H and M to stop making these
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because I keep buying these for years. They always make black and white striped
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items bulky, and then you look across the way and there's Sephora. As
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soon as you walk out, You're like, I just look like a fucking
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Sephora. Now they pranked you. No, I got buying them. I
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can't sucker for a horizontal striped anything. Yeah, my way, I'll get
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Okay here, they're playful and serious at the same time. Sorry, please
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go what a horizontal stripe sweater? It can be multiple things. Yeah,
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it can be whatever you want. It can be whatever you want. Now
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listen. Can it be the new episode of The Vile File? Yes?
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Podcast? Can it be its coming out tomorrow? Okay, fair enough,
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Well, mister Nick vil had on Tom sand Eval and I think also Tom
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Schwartz. But like the clips that I saw, thank you to Gosh,
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thank you to just the the array of people on Instagram, who are posting
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little the little you know, foreshadowing of this taste of underscore Reality has a
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clip and it's basically like Tom sand of Aal is saying He's like, okay,
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if you usually want me to be honest, like like honestly, like
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I will, I like will be for real right now, like like okay,
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like like like Arianna like I was like belittle by her, like for
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I like myself were like so low and like I mean seriously like I had
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like no sex for like a year's loo I seriously look of course, like
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Raquel like of course it's gonna be like of course. And then Nick Viles,
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like or someone on his show was said, kind of sounds like you're
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blaming Ariana, like you're the victim. Like yeah, he sounds a lot
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like Michael Barnett from Natalia. Yes, then Natalia have the same monster.
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The thing with me and you, Nick is we have the same monster Arianna.
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Yes, so and then uh Tom does respond by saying yeah, like
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yeah, probably, like but I was kind of really psyched that they called
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him out on that, and like kind of sounds like and yet they're giving
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him a platform. Meanwhile, Tom Schwartz is there and he's like, oh
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bits on the side, who knows. But anyway, so that's going to
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be interesting. I definitely am going to listen to it and I would love
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to talk about it. And I don't know if it'll be tomorrow or not
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on the show because the podcast comes out tomorrow, so we'll see where we
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land on that. Oh got it. So if it's not tomorrow that we
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discuss, it'll be you know, Thursday for Friday, or maybe we'll do
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like an eighteenth bonus episode because Emily and I are also going to be doing
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feud yes Capoti swans, because I have always thought that Andy Cohen is the
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higher status Capodi and these are all his swans the housewives. Wow, And
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I think it's going to be very And you know, I love everything Ryan
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Murphy does and I love the last feud. Oh my god, the last
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feud was amazing. I know, so good. I know this looks incredible.
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Yeah. So, and it's based on the Lawrence Leamer book Podi's Women,
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Oh, which I am listening to the audiobook up. Oh no,
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dang it. I wish. Oh that's so great, Emily, Okay,
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I gotta I have to text myself. Don't forget to remind me to text
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myself so I can remind myself to listen to that to download it. Okay,
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so we'll get in deep. Because the way you reacted, I was
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like, there's more audiobooks. You can get the audiobooks audio audiobooks. I
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was actually just scrolling through my audiobooks last night, and it really tells a
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story of, you know, your life because you can go back to the
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beginning of the you know when you download it. And I was like kind
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of looking to see where my manifestation journey began and yeah, yeah, and
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it's interesting because it went like Bethany's a place of yes. Okay. Then
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next in line was Deepak Chopra and I'm not sure if they're they're definitely not
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connected. But I am such an I love Oprah and back then, you
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know, and I think everything Oprah Okay, so Tolkien, Yeah, the
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what's the yeah Okay, I was gonna say the hobbit Okay, yeah.
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So I'm like, I don't know, was that on Oprah's favorite that her
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book club? Huge, huge, Oprah? Everybody gets a hobbit. So
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it went like deeppok and then it was Ecker Toll and then oh god,
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yes, yes, I mean you name it. I mean it was everything.
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It was like the Seven Signs. I don't know what, okay,
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So anyway, I just went through it all and I don't remember where we're
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landing on this audio books. Your journey through that's all. That's all.
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Let's move on. I'm going to scroll through mine. It's great. It's
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fun to see where you've been. And I know I haven't kept all of
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my audiobooks. I've deleted a lot, but there are some that were worthy
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of keeping, and I'm glad I kept them. You don't know. They're
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always there. You can you can read download them once you have them.
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They're always there, and you can rent them from the library for free.
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Yes, yeah, thank you. Is great. I love that. Now
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listen. I don't know why I had Jennifer love Hewitt's book on there,
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but I did just want to give that a little shout out. So now
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on the heels of Vander Pump Rules were in the evening of it, and
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Arianna had her Freaking Chicago premiere on Broadway last night, and we got footage
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of the curtain call. Bravo TV posted it. It was unbelievable to see.
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We saw that La La and Sheena were there supporting her, which was
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fantastic. She got all the love. I haven't seen clips of her in
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the show. I don't know if you've seen any, but just so proud
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of our gal, I know, and you know it's a funny. Friend
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of the friend of the pod, Jessica Joyad texted me and she brought up
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a good point and she's like, I wonder what it's like to be the
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cast in one of the Chicago shows where you kind of had that revolving door.
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But I feel like they're used to it now. They are used to
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it. I bet it's pretty great because that show has the ability to not
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close. They just have to keep bringing in the right person for the moment,
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right and then when they don't have, you know, someone from pop
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culture if you will, they still have someone playing that role. So it's
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like the best of both worlds where they do have to kind of like sell
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their soul a little to get the seats. I mean, it is it's
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pretty silly, you know what I mean. And it's silly if you think
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I mean, but I think it's okay. I think it's awesome. It's
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silly. It's silly, Emily, I love it. It is silly,
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it's silly. This business of show is silly, isn't it, Liza,
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Isn't this show shilly? I'm going to think that I was the original Cabramet
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star and to think that's some girl just because she got cheated on mother gets
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just step in there in show off on Broadway? What is she earned?
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What does she earned? Mother? You know? Chilly? Yeah, you
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know, I do know, Liza. Yeah, But they have to pivot,
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and it's great, it's great. And they gotta sell tickets. That
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is one hard business. And if you can keep those curtains up, man,
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go for it. Do what you gotta do. Only fans on stage,
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do it? You have to do it. If you have to keep
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those curtains up, you gotta put only fans on. And I'm not talking
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about the curtains on the stage, baby, who yeah, curtains. She's
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talking about you think the curtains up. I am cut to Denise Richards playing
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roxy Heart and just being like, fucking only fans, how do you like?
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Okay? Whatever, I don't know. I can't get there, all
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right, So listen that's great for her. The other piece of news before
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we stop our dish is that Shannon Alexa, Shannon and Alexa. Oh wait,
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I'm sorry, Yeah, Alex, Alex Alexis Jesus, I'm getting as
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bad as you. You're bad as I know. I have literally Shannon an
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Alexia film. Okay, it's Shannon and Alexis. Let's just get it straight.
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Yeah, they filmed, they found Yeah, there's there's there is some
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stills and something. No, it's Alexis. It's Alexis. Look out,
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run Shannon, Run run Shannon. I do need to get Paige. I'm
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just gonna have to show up and then I'll and then i'll. I just
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wondered why you're filming with her, Heather. Here's Shannon's move. The best
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thing that she could do is find an issue with anyone else on the cast
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and not engage with Alexia. No, Alexis, Alexis. Just call her
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Jesus Jones. Okay, but that's what she has to do. She has
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to make her irrelevant. Look, I think we're doing Shannon a service now,
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but not even being able to say this woman's name. Yeah, you're
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right, you're right. Let's just make a commitment that we're not going to
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say it right, and then that helps the cause for Shannon. That's right.
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I mean, look, we were not look Alexis. Yeah, Alexis.
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I don't like day one because you know what we have like Miami on
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the mind. So we're gonna say Alexis all day long. Welcome to my
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aunt. Alexis is her name, but I read Alexis. I'm gonna call
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her not fame. She is a home resting hall. She's not Shannon's friend.
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She took over John Jensen and now it's not time to men's. Oh
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okay, that was great. I thought you only I didn't know you had
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so much in the tank there. I am. I almost cut off magic.
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I'm so sorry. Look you cut you cut off what we think will
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be magic anytime, because it won't be No. I looped that latin.
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Emily was kind, she was patient, She she clocked into work today.
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She showed up as they say on The Bachelor. And I said, Emily,
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I have to find some ragatone for my for my beats today. And
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I was just going through going through my my beats and I had to call
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did GJ, DJ, James Kennedy and he was like, oh, go
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some Raga's home bits for you, and he just zipped him over to me
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and he looped him up nice and tight and I looped him popped him in
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my sound effects. That was amazing. Get into it. Another another verse,
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another verse, another verse. Liza Gess Judge is not my brother,
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Jesus Judges not my mother. If you want to be on the show,
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you're gonna have to get through me. Bro. All right, this is
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too much. I'm killing it. I mean, and not a bad ways.
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I'm killing the listeners. Kyle, stop calm down. It's not even
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your show. He's so ramped up today. Every day he just keeps walking
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into the room and yelling at you. I'm like, i am too.
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Stop walking in the room, Kyle and yelling at us. Kyle, please
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the next roxy heart Kyle from below a deck medh, that would be really
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cool. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, you were, you were
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talking about it. Well, are we ready to like get into uh Miami
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duh. Yes, your shoulders if you guys are watching, those horizontal stripes
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are really out today. She is out. We've got your birthday gift from
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Saphora, and it's my shoulder Shimmy, where did you get that sweater again?
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Asian m Yeah, welcome to Agent m All. The sweaters are striped.
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Go across the street to get your Sephora stuff in hype tonight? Oh
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yaka either way? You know? Okay, So we are talking Miami and
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these ladies, I mean we really they pop off because we're already we're with
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Anthony and Nicole and they're looking at more slabs, slabs for the walls,
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slabs for the counter. How many slabs do you need on that island house?
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God, and the textures, the textures for days, there's almost as
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much texture textures on that wall then the equivalent of a Lexi's ring lights.
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How much tructured do you need? Answer? Wrong question? How many ring
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lights do you need? Can we get this rendered? Oh my god?
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I couldn't figure out what that was for because they're talking about a wall and
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it just looked like you know, when you're okay, you know, when
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okay, what do they call them mortars? You know when mortars are putting
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cement on a wall and they have that tool, it goes across the scrape
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tool. It's just so satisfying to watch, right, Yes, and it's
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okay, so it's white plaster. Let's just call it plaster. And then
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they have that tool and they're scraping it and it is leaving that kind of
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those line textures before they smooth it out, you know. And so that's
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what it looked like, like. It wasn't a finished, done, plastered
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wall look. And yet I don't know where we were going with it.
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What what was it for? Well, whatever it was, it was going
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to be a massive part of some room. Some room. We didn't even
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guess. He was like, I would. I'm wondering if it's like the
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back wall to like the like, if they're the front room or something.
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That's a good I like that. I guess if we were to guess it's
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like the front room back wall, boom nailed it, killing it today.
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Whatever wall that you never want someone to lean on because it will be painful,
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that's the wall. And that's that's kind of typical. It's a good
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typical. Anthony Ampany picking out those textures, She's like, Anthony, this
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is like way too X texture. He's like, no, it's not,
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there's not too much texture. You're flying commercial. She's like, oh yeah,
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god, penalty yeah, he's like the jets in flight. I'm like,
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where is it? Well, he's probably rents it. Yeah, I
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mean when you yeah, you want to know, you need answers. Any's
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answers. She's asking the right question, ask an the right questions. But
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what I'm trying to say is it's not just sitting there, Like I guess
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it's a smart investment if you're going to have a jet to rent it out,
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but it does make it seem like it's parked in their driveway and they're
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just gonna pop in lock in it at any time, and that's not yeah,
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correct, So I would rather I would rather know that they are renting
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the jet, to be honest, it's still as it's like it's so aspirational
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and crazy, and then I would like to know that they're smart enough to
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keep making money on it and not just be like we just need this on
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the go. Yeah, I think I think you're right. Yeah, but
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honestly, like I think that like companies have private jets that they don't rent
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out, but I mean I think most people do rent those out and like
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share ownership and stuff. Right, Yeah, I'm just thinking about my Santa
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Clarita Bonita's jet that we share the way we do it, We'll just use
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it for carpool Santa Clarita Bonitas on the side of it. Oh my god.
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Okay, so so yeah, Nicole has to work, so she has
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to fly out by herself and on commercial once they figure out that slab,
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and then Julia is like, I love how they set her up to just
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really kind of be the narrator in a lot of these scenes because she's I'm
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sorry, exciting, you are going to Mexico City. It is my birthday
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and it's Kiky's birthday too, but it's really mind so she's all excited.
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I was patient for the first couple episodes of seeing this particular reunion. Look,
29:26
but I've had it with those bar Louis earrings. I don't know if
29:29
you know bar Louis, but they're I know bar Louis, But what do
29:32
you mean Their logo is? Yeah, is that Martini glass? And I
29:37
don't even know. And even then, like when I lived there in the
29:41
early two thousands, it felt a little old. I think it's still their
29:45
logo. I don't know if they still exist, but I do know I
29:48
saw one actually on the East coast and I was like, there's that Martini
29:52
And then I was like, those are Julia's earrings and they just I think
29:56
she thought it'd be kind of fun and spicy. So it's so Grandma,
30:06
it's really it's like two costume jewelry. Yes, yeah, it's not.
30:12
It's not a look that you know, we necessarily want to see. And
30:18
she can't wear those around her goats. They will eat that her and her
30:22
ears alive. They will get ripped from her ears. So please be careful
30:30
Julia with those earrings. And you know the thing about what I love about
30:34
Miami, I mean so many things about Miami, but meaning the cast and
30:38
the show is just that the way they shoot it, the colors, just
30:44
the film, the way that they the ladies just look so gorgeous Miami,
30:49
you know, yes, even the sprinter vans lit so well. Yeah,
30:55
they light everything so great. And then and the music is and they do
31:00
this for a lot of the shows, but the music is literally like we
31:06
like to party, we're in Mexico City, we're flying from Miami. But
31:12
Nicoll's flying commercial. It's like so specific. I like the scene, you
31:18
know what I mean, It's like, did you guys like write that for
31:21
this, like what do we need that? It's just like the only other
31:25
show that does that so on the nose I feel like, is vander Pump.
31:27
Vander Pump. Yes, you're right, vander Pump is really the one
31:30
that's on the nose, that one which I love so said about driving from
31:34
the valley to us over a drone shot. I'm trying to find I'll find
31:41
vander Pump rules music for when we start recapping that, you know, because
31:47
it is always so on the nose, and it is like the same woman
31:52
singing it most of the time. Yeah, most of the time. So
31:56
I'm happy for her happy. Yeah. Well, I mean like in case
32:02
she ever doesn't want to do the gig, you gotta slide in and get
32:06
that gig. Well, I would say, us, we need to I
32:09
need a collaboration situation. Yeah, let's do it because I can. I've
32:14
said it before. I mean, my my curse is perfect tone, perfect
32:17
pitch. O god, I know, Ah, your voice is a leader.
32:23
You know. I can always sing right under that note under like a
32:32
ship just srace glass. Hi. God, that's so good. Hey you
32:39
need a record label? God, jeezus, fucking amazing. So here's just
32:46
what I need to point out is that when they are traveling, Kiki's travel
32:50
outfut is so cute. It's just like the black body suit with those cute
32:53
black pants, and like the scarf, the silky scarf over her hair.
33:00
I'll tell you what that can do, no wrong. I don't know what
33:05
she would have to do. And this includes like ruining Arianna and Sandoval's relationship.
33:12
I would still be like, I love her, She's so great.
33:14
That would be fine with that, Yeah, yeah, because she would be
33:19
doing it for h to help Arianna in my mind, and to get her
33:23
to do another Broadway. Yeah, yeah, it would Jess be to help.
33:27
Yeah, and she would and her own fun at messing with Sandoval would
33:32
be great. Go for Kiki, Kiki. So this is Alexia's Mexico City
33:39
trip. This is all Alexia's. She's really you know, she's getting in
33:45
there and explaining what's going on. But we find out that Gerty's margins are
33:50
clear right now after this second surgery, so everyone's psyched about that. And
33:54
Gerty's telling us in her confessional that her doctors and nurses are like, go
33:59
ahead and drink before chemo starts have fun in Mexico City, right, So
34:04
that's really yeah, And I feel like she we didn't And I'm fine with
34:08
this. It's just like we didn't get a prior chemo update. It was
34:13
just there, we knew. I guess it's fine. I mean, but
34:16
I just I know that that was like a big thing. She was dreading
34:21
that information. But I'm okay that we didn't see it. We did.
34:23
We saw it that she was going to have to do the chemo. Yes,
34:29
okay. I thought it was in that gorgeous lunch with her husband Russell
34:35
where she found out after the first surgery that that number was like twenty seven
34:42
and it needed to be under twenty five. And so at that point,
34:45
she already knew she was going to do chemo before even the second surgery.
34:51
Okay, I thought what she was saying there, Okay, got it.
34:54
I thought it was about not wanting to do a third surgery and that was
34:57
going to be it that too, But she also found out about the chemo
35:01
at that point. I could be wrong, but that's how I understood it.
35:05
But you know what we want, we are here and we're well.
35:09
So she's just an amazing gal. Now we move on to Larsa being like,
35:16
I want you guys to taste my tequila and see the bottle and support
35:21
me. I mean, Larsa has a way of remembering shit no one else
35:29
does and then locking in and then putting a stick of dynamite in it and
35:35
then making us all deal with it, Yeah, and then clean up and
35:38
shrapnel is everywhere. And now, like, I guess Larsa is sure five
35:43
years ago and I said that you're always selling shit like all she I just
35:47
don't get it, I know. And Alexi is like, yeah, well,
35:51
at least i'm you know, told you know. At least Todd says
35:53
I tell the truth, you know. But everybody does that. Everybody does
35:59
that. But here's the thing, the argument about it being like I don't
36:04
have a Todd. I don't have a Todd. I had a Scottie,
36:07
but I don't have a Todd. I have a Marcus, but I don't
36:09
have a Tod. And it's like, do you want a Todd? Because
36:13
it seems like things are not exactly going that well yeah, in that area.
36:19
So I mean, I understand what Larsa is saying that she doesn't have
36:23
Scottie Pippin anymore. However, I doesn't she still get like child support and
36:31
alimony and stuff? And I don't know how old are the kids. I
36:36
mean, yeah, I would think she still gets support and in some way,
36:40
but that's also off to me in terms of like I don't remember when
36:46
they split up. I don't remember how old their kids are. But I
36:51
mean, I'm sure there's an there's an end in sight. Yeah, right,
36:54
maybe that's what she's thinking. Okay, but then yeah, I didn't
36:59
know if she was trying And it felt so disjointed to me that I didn't
37:02
know if Larsa was trying to force Alexia to say that shit's not great right
37:10
now with Todd financially, because it was so like out of left field.
37:15
It was so forced that I was like, is she trying to like push
37:20
her into saying something here? Yes, by bringing up Todd over and over
37:24
again, I mean, yeah, and money. Larsa is extremely intelligent,
37:30
as we've seen from The Traders, which I recap over on my Patreon.
37:35
Emily is doing it with me this week along with Angela Quintana. Last week,
37:39
Jamie and Angela and I did it. But like, she is so
37:44
good at that game. And you know, if you're not watching, I
37:47
won't explain spoilers, but I could see her like I didn't think of that,
37:54
but you're probably one hundred percent right, because this whole thing came out
37:59
of nowhere, and I was like, why are we fighting all of a
38:01
sudden? Why is Larsa going to a ten? Like why are you here?
38:06
And then for her to be like Alexia, why are you yelling at
38:08
me? Why are you going like crazy? And I'm like, oh my
38:12
god, Larsa, You're such a gas lighter. You're completely You're the one
38:15
who started this. Alexia is really only saying I mean, is it shady
38:22
to say, oh, you only inviting business stuff when Alexa isn't trying to
38:25
start businesses and she's not trying to do that. But I mean it's not
38:30
nice necessarily, but it's not as big of a deal as Larsa is making
38:37
it out. Yeah, right, And I was and I thought like,
38:42
well, where's Adriana coming in now? Because I was just waiting for the
38:45
one little flip that like where Alexia could like give an opening, because I
38:53
was like, they're all going to pile in on this fucking crazy rental commercial
38:59
property situation, and nobody did it just stayed at the Larsa thing, which
39:04
is weird. Yeah it is. Yeah, so I don't Yeah, well
39:09
Larsa, I just love her being like, you don't support me. I
39:15
support you guys my tequila. And Alexia is like, you don't know what
39:22
Tolt does for me. So that was really that's really disrespectful. And you
39:27
were with Scotti for twenty three years. Well, Larsa keeps going on and
39:31
she's like, I have two homes, I have four kids, I have
39:36
three vacation places, I have surgeries, I have you know, I've got
39:39
all this stuff. It's like, do you need to have all that stuff?
39:43
Is sort of where I was going with it, Like, I know
39:45
you kind of putting yourself in a position. Your logic was so everything costs
39:49
four times as much, and I'm like, I have a solution. Yeah,
39:52
how about cutback and keep the only fans but cut back you know,
39:57
yeah, like or yeah, just cut one home, just cut one kid.
40:04
I mean, it's he's one kid. Alexia is like in her confessional,
40:08
I mean like she's not the only one who works, Like Gertie works,
40:15
Nicole works. I don't work. Nicole works. Nicole works, but
40:23
Alexia does have that salon. She does, and I think that Frankie is
40:31
a huge part of her day. Say that too, frank and take a
40:35
full time job. Yeah. And then she's like Marisol before she laid down
40:44
was working forever. And then Marissol's like, oh, I'm so hot,
40:51
Like what the fuck happened to Marisson? I'm like, does anyone care about
40:54
Marisol? Oh? Yeah, two people care, Julia and Adriana, her
40:59
enemies said, like fanning her and taking the Oh good, yeah, because
41:04
she's like, my best friends are she said it better, it was funnier,
41:07
but she's like, my best friends are fighting and like, my two
41:10
enemies are helping me. That was was like fanning her off and stuff.
41:15
Yeah, good good, I'm glad to see it. And then later Larsa's
41:21
like bitching to Lisa and she's like, you know, I mean I need
41:27
to support myself, you know. And she's like, well, I mean
41:29
Jody's not paying my rent yet. Oh well, Larsa said, you have
41:35
Jody. Oh that's right, you have Jody, and Lisa agreed in terms
41:39
of like help, and then she quickly backed off that because obviously camera.
41:47
Yeah yet. Yeah, Larsa was really up to something in that scene.
41:54
She I love that lady. She's so tricky and I I can't help it.
42:00
I'm just such a sucker for that gal. I know because we've known
42:05
her forever and she doesn't give a shit and she keeps it moving. She
42:10
does, and I love her. All the Traders, Yeah, I love
42:14
everyone on the Traders. Yeah, Traders is great. Kiki. It was
42:21
so funny in her confessionals. She's like, I don't have anybody, I
42:23
just have this and she pulls up a vibraider and she's like and it doesn't
42:27
come with money. That's how good Kiki is because if anyone else did that,
42:31
I'd be like, all right, here we go. And then by
42:34
the end of her sentence, I was like, yeah, Kiki, You're
42:37
so right. I'm like, we do we need like sex toys in our
42:39
confessionals? Yeah for Kiki Oki. Yeah, it's scoring it. By the
42:45
way, last week, when we talked about this, we did not mention
42:50
about how they all fucking bailed out of that van when they're in that traffic
42:55
jam coming out a swim week and they just left the van and didn't go
43:00
to Keiki's party. I know it is like that. And again, because
43:07
I like her so much, I was really bummed out for her for that.
43:09
And now, yeah, so I like that she brought it back up.
43:16
It's stuff. I wonder like did she like she must have spent a
43:21
ton of money on that too. But what was this traffic jam all about?
43:25
I mean I kind of feel like, I mean, I'm not one
43:29
to like love sitting in a parking lot trying to get out of somewhere.
43:31
So when they were escaping, where did they think they were going? Like
43:37
where their other? They must have figured out a way to get these ladies
43:43
out of that car and out of the parking lot in a different way,
43:45
because that van was stuck somewhere, right, Yeah, so like what I
43:52
need more information on that that was because yeah, they did do a good
43:54
job of pointing out that, like they were going to be stuck no matter
43:59
what. So yeah, it was odd. It was like you're leaving a
44:02
tailor swift concert is what it looks like. Yeah, but I'm like the
44:06
swim for Swim Week really swim Yeah, I don't know, I guess so
44:14
so, but yeah, I was bummed about that. Okay, so Adriana
44:17
has her dance rehearsal because she's going to be performing there mm hmmm. And
44:24
so God bless because uh, choreography is not my strong suit. And I
44:30
was getting hives just thinking about like clearly maybe not hers, and she's got
44:36
to learn all this shit. And I was like, I would want one
44:39
thousand dancers on stage so I could hide behind them and just kind of like
44:44
shake my stripes shakers, Hi, mikey mindin this is what I'm gonna do.
44:52
I just need to shake my shoulders, kind of like what Paris Hilton
44:57
did at her Like remember she oh yeah? She was like I don't want
45:00
to do, but I mean to her choreography was ten times more complicated than
45:05
I can handle, right, she was just like a bajillion people on stage.
45:08
I'll come up in the middle and oh man, forget it. I
45:14
was not. I was so nervous for Adriana. God, Paris is like,
45:19
my back's hot. Your back was going out on our well, Paris,
45:22
when you say your back's hot, does that mean it's hot? And
45:28
she's like laying what it spinal injury? Any traction? Paris? Are you
45:39
okay? You're laying flat? On the ground on the stage and we need
45:43
to rehearse. The stage is hot. Wait, yeah, the lights are
45:46
hitting it and they're very warm. One line, Mikey Minon's like get up
45:57
and two, three and four and dance on the ground and Paris and turn
46:01
and spin on your back. That hurts. So we go to the bakery
46:10
to get cake, and they're like, how about red velvet. Yeah,
46:15
Lisa red vefa. I was like, come on, I was so glad
46:20
that didn't talk because her lips, her lips Lenny used to hate. So
46:27
now's my chance to get Joni loves Lenny hates red velvet. My lips are
46:40
like Bava Todd said not to get red velvet. We're in Mexico City,
46:47
okay. Like Lisa like is trying to order red velvet because Lenny hates red
46:54
velvet, and she like is so tired of Lenny. It's like, oh
47:02
my god, Lisa. Yeah. So they came up with two choices,
47:14
and that was strawberry milk and cream. Yeah, strawberry milk and chocolate milk.
47:23
So either cake sounds great, sounds good to me. I'll eat the
47:30
hell out of that. I think somebody said, oh yeah, it was
47:35
a really cute little bakery and somebody said the two flavors that they were like
47:39
vanilla, and uh it was the caramel one, and then and then they
47:46
went with strawberry chocolate. I think I was like, all right, well
47:52
that was successful. Okay, so oh, I love the part before they
48:00
go on that walk in the park, Lisa and Larsa are at that table
48:04
those tables outside taking selfies. I mean to walk by these two douchebags,
48:10
I mean taking their selfies is must in real time would have been pretty epic,
48:21
you know, also because it's like a mirror and a mirror and a
48:23
mirror because they're also being filmed. And then like other people are probably standing
48:30
back taking pictures of the filming and them taking selfies, Like where does it
48:36
end? It doesn't. Selfies are never ending, cut to space, their
48:40
satellites, taking pictures of it. I mean, it doesn't end. It's
48:45
infinite. The Larsa selfie, I love it. Larsa's like, no,
48:51
this is the light, the light's over here, and Lisa's she wasn't wrong.
48:54
Velvet light, No, Lenny says. Lenny always says that the light
49:02
comes from the north. No Todd, No, Todd says the light comes
49:07
from the west, Jody says the light comes from the east, and Danvers
49:15
says dark for Dirshe yes, night Country. I want to pretreon right now.
49:22
Also last week's episode Free Publicly wherever you get your portraits, Larsa and
49:30
Marcus have the same passcode. But here's the question. Do you have Al's
49:36
passcode in his phone? Yeah, I mean that is something that Al's past
49:40
coode. Oh shit, well then let me just put it out on the
49:45
public. Everybody, get your pens and your pencils. Picture won four four.
49:55
It's night Country. You gotta spell. It's weird because he had it
50:00
forever, but he was coming, oh my god, there's no Yeah.
50:08
But I thought that it was a really good point that Larsa brought up.
50:13
At first, I was like, oh, that's a little nutty, But
50:15
then I was like, no, if you were getting in a relationship with
50:19
somebody and you have kids, and you're at the point where you're bringing this
50:22
person in your life that much, I do think that you should know each
50:27
other's passwords. I think that's totally fair. I think it's great. I
50:30
was impressed with both with their relationship. Yeah, so yeah, I thought
50:36
that was good, Like why not? I get if you're just dating,
50:39
I wouldn't want that, but if you're if, especially if they are kids
50:44
involved, absolutely yeah. Yeah. What is the name of their podcast again?
50:50
Oh? I can think of a because we were talking about so much
50:55
last week and it's like, Hi, I'm Larsa Pippen and I Marcus Jordan.
51:00
You're with living separately, separate lives? What is the fucking reasonably tease?
51:10
Alright, I know what it is, Emily. I just look,
51:14
Okay, let me see if I can get there. Okay, see if
51:15
you can get it, let's see, I'll give you some music. Oh
51:19
ship, now we're done. I'm confusing it with uh Meredith's podcast too,
51:29
which I also can't remember better bath bombing a couple you were. You were
51:37
on the right track when you said separate. It's separation, anxiety are working,
51:49
strips are working? Yes? Ps? Uh your bitch therapist was on
52:00
Too Sexy J's. Oh my god, I'm sorry I didn't put it in
52:05
my news. I'm so sorry. Yes, your busch therapist was on Two
52:08
Jay's and Jersey or whatever the hell that podcast is called with Jackie and Jen.
52:14
Yes, yes, so please go listen, support your Busch therapist,
52:17
and also subscribe to her podcast. Excuse me get a little sexy J in
52:27
your throat, by the way, can you please, if you won't,
52:37
if you don't mind, subscribe to my public podcast and please leave me a
52:40
five star review and leave a nice review. Yeah, that's so I never
52:49
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52:52
Will you please? Will you please leave a review? Five s anyway?
52:59
Okay, Right, so they go on a walk in the park and Lisa
53:02
is like, my lawyer is like on my eyes to sign the duel,
53:10
and I'm like, I'm almost there. I'm just good when I can get
53:13
Lenny where I want him. And it's like they're arguing over peanuts and she
53:16
won't sign the deal, and Larsa's like, Lisa, you need to like
53:21
just text him and say we need to settle this because it's gonna get nuts
53:24
again. Yeah. So that was confusing to me because I first, yeah,
53:30
I was with you on that, but then when she did her interview,
53:34
it was hard for me to understand if she was saying we're so close,
53:37
the lawyers just are like, yes, let's do it. Let's get
53:39
it done. He's yelling at me. But then in her confessional she says,
53:45
then Lenny changes everything. Yeah, so I don't know if like if
53:50
it's like she agrees to terms and maybe like he agrees to terms. No
53:57
one signs anything, and then she signs it, and then it doesn't matter
54:00
anyway because he changes the terms before he signs it and they're back to square
54:05
one. It was that part made it a little confusing, like, yeah,
54:08
signing it doesn't matter because he's going to change it anyway, like he
54:13
has well, if he signs it, he can't change it. I mean
54:15
it's going to be like she's going to sign it and kind of show her
54:19
hand that this was fine, and then he's going to like change it before
54:23
he signs it and then make her change it again. Oh nothing illegal,
54:28
I see what. You just go back, continue to go back and forth.
54:31
Right, Yeah, it does sound like he totally says things to her
54:37
where he's like, oh, I'm going to do this and do that,
54:38
and then it's not in the agreement when it comes to her too, you
54:43
know. Yeah, so yes, but this whole wis whole like he's going
54:49
to buy this house no, and then yeah, no, no, tear
54:54
it down, build there and have her live in it. What the hell
54:59
is going on on? I don't have any idea. That sounded so wild
55:05
to me. There's probably fifteen different loopholes involved with that that she will lose
55:12
in each case. So I'm like, all of a sudden, Lenny wants
55:15
to like build your dream house? Are you kidding? Right? Yeah?
55:22
No, But I did think, like, if your lawyer is on your
55:28
ass and yelling at you to sign something, something something's amiss, you know
55:32
what I mean. Like, I do start to question Lisa a little bit
55:37
there when that's all that's all I'm saying, because I don't fully trust Lisa
55:43
entirely either. Lenny's a monster, but I don't I don't fully trust Lisa.
55:46
Will say sometimes in like when my various friends or family divorces when they've
55:54
had like a really aggressive lawyer, I feel like sometimes you do feel the
56:01
pressure to I've had an aggressive lawyer, not for that, but for like,
56:06
oh business thing, and sometimes you do feel the pressure to be like,
56:08
Okay, well I'm paying you a lot of money, so I think
56:12
you're right, and then you're like, no, this was just like maybe
56:16
maybe I should have taken some time to think about it. Well, So
56:21
that's wild because it seems sometimes that lawyers want to push, push, push
56:27
to get all everything they can get. So for him to be like sign
56:30
this is astounding to me. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I feel like because
56:37
he knows Lenny has it, yeah you know. Yeah, and also in
56:42
their case, like they're making so much money, like by dragging this out.
56:46
Yeah, he's probably so sick of Lise. He doesn't want to deal
56:50
with these anymore, so I just sign this velvet lips. But maybe he
56:53
sees like the ends in sight for the money that she's going to be able
56:58
to afford to keep paying them. Yeah that's true. Yeah, that's true
57:02
too. Exactly. They're on borrowed time, right, and he wants to
57:07
just like let's go. So all right, let's move on to Kiki telling
57:12
Gerty what Larsa said recently in some sort of podcast or interview that ended up
57:17
in the blogs. Reality Tea had published that Larsa said that Gerty had faked
57:23
tears, and so Gerty is just like, oh, we're going to get
57:28
it poppin'. And so now they're at Marisol's like Rolls Royce Bar thing,
57:32
which was so cool and sell pretty. I love that thing and I love
57:38
that Marisol was like the sound of the cocktail shaker. She's like, oh,
57:43
Mexican mating call, Like I love that. And then she's got her
57:47
line of cockies, so she's but she comes out of nowhere with these cockies.
57:52
You know, was there a product there? You no? I mean
57:57
I Ultimate Girls' Trip. She had the cockies. She did like that was
58:00
her event. She did a Cocky Hour to make your own cocktails, But
58:06
there wasn't. I don't was there a product involved with that. It seems
58:08
like they're mixes or something, so you can't really see. It's not like
58:12
they're in a package r right, So that it must be that they're drinking,
58:15
because she was like, oh this is oh god, what was it?
58:19
Like? This is sex? You up my way? Whatever? She
58:22
said, Yeah, that's the worst name for a cocktail. But I mean,
58:28
like, if she's doing it right, I was like, this is
58:30
really smart because then she can be in grocery stores. She can be in
58:34
Target, you know what I mean, like even like the ones that don't
58:37
sell booze. I'm you know what I'm saying, Like she can be in
58:40
just the drink aisle. Yes, and it's a good name and so great
58:46
name. Yeah. So I'm I'm like, I I actually do want to
58:52
try that. I would love to try it. Yeah. So yeah,
58:58
I know that she's got it going. She's got is building it up,
59:00
which is brilliant. So maybe she's in discovery And these are the samples of
59:06
what the Cockys will be. Yeah. Soft launch, that's right. I
59:15
love is the Corpse a soft launch for everybody that doesn't watch. I'm so
59:27
sorry you guys. We will. We will curb it, don't you worry.
59:31
We will curage. We get in these rabbit holes. Yea the foster
59:37
Jodie Foster Foster. So Kiki is calling out Larsa for bailing on her party
59:44
after the Swim Week show, and Larsa is like, I wasn't feeling good.
59:47
I'll make it up to you. Antibiotics, antibiotics. I got you
59:53
a present. I got you a present. I was like, let's see,
59:58
yeah, we're showing see got you the sofa. I got you the
1:00:01
sofa cushion. It's a present. You were just sitting on that. I
1:00:07
know, Oh my god, what are you? Are you making this a
1:00:10
big deal? It's a present for me to you. Did you notice when
1:00:20
Keiky came in and said or no, yeah, when when Larsen Kekey sat
1:00:23
down, Julia and Gerty sidebarred off camera. We didn't see it, but
1:00:29
you know, Gerty was asking Julia like, what was this about? When?
1:00:32
What did you hear on the podcast? If that article was current?
1:00:37
Right? But we didn't see it. Did you see Gerty and Julia walk
1:00:42
away together? And I was like, well, I want to know what's
1:00:44
going on over there. They're like googling trying to find a timestamp for the
1:00:47
reality tea came out in November or no, no, no, that was
1:00:51
the I'm sorry, I'm getting my things mixed up. That was the Marcus
1:00:55
flirting with somebody and growling someone the US in Orlando that came out in November,
1:01:01
and there was some timeline discussion and Lars's like, we weren't together.
1:01:06
It was we got together during the holidays, which holiday because we have it
1:01:10
was Thanksgiving. Yeah, there was some it was a gray area. She's
1:01:14
like, I don't care, but now I'm jealous. But that article,
1:01:17
for what it's worth, I did see it was time was the day it
1:01:21
was like June twenty twenty three. Oh it was yeah for reality. Oh
1:01:24
okay, yeah, Gurty one, the Gurty girty one. Yeah, okay,
1:01:30
so yeah, her bringing up the fake tears on the on a recent
1:01:36
podcast, and then Lars's like, yeah, I said it because you were
1:01:39
saying I was fake. Gurty's like, why are you going after? I
1:01:45
mean, everybody looking at this is going You're really starting with the woman who
1:01:50
is fighting cancer, like you're really gonna hold on to this? Well,
1:01:52
even the producer asked Marisol on the interview, would you like that was like
1:01:59
a really long way did question from that? We heard the producer ask,
1:02:01
yeah, and I would use fight with with a woman who has cancer and
1:02:07
is about to get chemo? Yeah, of course not. I got my
1:02:12
cockies do that. But bad look, Larsa also kind of like why I
1:02:22
think you're great on the show because she just doesn't give a shit. I
1:02:24
mean this woman, I mean I feel bad. Yeah, I feel bad
1:02:29
for Gerdy, don't get me wrong, right, But I'm also like you
1:02:34
kind of have to, like, if you're going to have a villain on
1:02:37
the show, Larsa is going to play it. Yeah, absolutely, And
1:02:39
you gotta have your villain at this art gallery. Yeah, I don't.
1:02:45
I don't think. I I'm not. That's not my vibe. But like,
1:02:49
I love that they were there, but you know, it is what
1:02:53
it is. What if I was like, Oh, are you serious?
1:02:58
You're serious? That's so my vibe. The fuck is wrong with you?
1:03:02
I don't know. It was amazing, got Amy, we are so different.
1:03:12
I love that they loved it though, I mean it was awesome.
1:03:15
They were well they were you know, he loved it. I think she's
1:03:22
the only one that was fun to watch. Yeah. I like that there's
1:03:28
a space in this world for all kinds of galleries. Yes, an expression
1:03:34
of art and so for that matter support Yeah, I don't know what.
1:03:39
They kind of like talked a little bit. They fought at that dinner table
1:03:43
about the gurdy and larsa thing, right, and that was pretty much it.
1:03:46
And then the dancers come in and then they're like, you know,
1:03:50
interpretively dancing and and we get the explanation of the art and that's that.
1:03:55
And then next week Yeah, no, I was like, what we can't
1:03:59
we can't get off the dock. We got all these dancers come in and
1:04:01
dance in our face, half naked, no, thank you. Yeah,
1:04:05
I don't. I don't need it when I'm eating. But they were finished.
1:04:10
It looked like, yeah, again, not my thing, but it's
1:04:15
probably somebody was like, this is amazing. I'm writing this down. We
1:04:18
are going to this gallery. Absolutely well, Alexia I planned it all and
1:04:24
I loved how gracious Alexi. Alexia was and how supportive she was. She
1:04:29
was a great hostess, you know, she was like so supportive of the
1:04:32
artist. She just I love. I loved her vibe. Her vibe and
1:04:38
vibe was awesome. All of them were very respectful. I thought, yeah,
1:04:43
agree, even Keiki asking like can I touch you? Because there's a
1:04:47
lot of I mean, we've talked about it before. A lot of the
1:04:51
housewives just start like they just go in. They say the craziest shit,
1:04:57
they start touching. I mean, Kiki was walking a line I thought for
1:05:01
me, but again, I think I give her a pass because she's Keiki.
1:05:05
I know, didn't the dancers say don't touch and that like the subtitles.
1:05:12
I thought some said don't touch. I think somebody off camera was I
1:05:15
think one of the girls was saying don't touch it, and Kiki said I
1:05:19
asked them. They said it was okay, oh okay, all right,
1:05:21
good because I wasn't made but maybe she misheard and wasn't supposed to. I
1:05:26
don't know, but she said. I asked and they said it was okay,
1:05:29
okay. Cut to a lawsuit. Yeah, the dancers f our Real
1:05:34
Housewives of Miami are now suing Bravo, NBC Universal. They are being represented
1:05:41
by Lenny's attorneys. Any other thoughts on Miami? Great? Such a great
1:05:48
show. Love these Yeah. My hope is that we are being built up
1:05:53
for a huge failure like our Adriana did fail. But I think that we're
1:05:58
not. I think it's just going to be a fun reverse your expectation moment,
1:06:02
like it's going to be great. Yeah, she's gonna have a good
1:06:05
show. Yeah, she said this was a great first day, or like
1:06:13
we're fighting on the first night. I was like, they've only been there
1:06:15
one day a right, that is kind of crazy. Yes, love it.
1:06:23
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