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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons Women Outlive Men · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Have
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  Speaker 1: you seen the juror, the black juror?
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  Speaker 2: I have seen him, absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: He is a n * * * a. Yes. I'm happy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of him, though.
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  Speaker 3: See, that n * * * a crazy.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm crazy, too.
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  Speaker 3: He said that they were going to let her. And
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  Speaker 3: you know what?
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  Speaker 1: They were trying to intimidate that man. You know, he's
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  Speaker 1: the first black man in history that denied a white
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  Speaker 1: woman freedom.
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  Speaker 2: Never thought about it like that.
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  Speaker 3: What she needs is a white Harriet Tubman. That's what
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  Speaker 3: she needs. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Because he was not playing around. He's like, I know.
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  Speaker 4: And he was emphatic about it. He was standing 10
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  Speaker 4: toes down. And he was like, absolutely not. She killed
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  Speaker 4: those kids.
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  Speaker 3: She did kill them.
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  Speaker 2: They say she crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Guess what? I'm crazy, too.
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  Speaker 4: And then I saw where they started looking into his
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  Speaker 4: background and finding all these things about him. And now
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  Speaker 4: they've had this whole smear campaign about, oh, he was difficult.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he was.
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  Speaker 4: He wouldn't tell us why he thought she was.
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  Speaker 3: You know, innocent. I did tell you why. You murdered somebody.
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  Speaker 3: I told you why.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know that even the way exercise, man, killing
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  Speaker 1: somebody's exercise, man, is the most white privilege murder I've
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  Speaker 1: ever seen. And I bet she did it in yoga
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  Speaker 1: pants with a pumpkin spice latte in her hand.
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  Speaker 3: I guarantee you. It is the most white-privileged murder I've
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  Speaker 3: ever heard of.
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  Speaker 1: Kate and Pat and Terry was a mother.
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  Speaker 3: She was going through a lot. And she knew that
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  Speaker 3: s * * * was going to go bad. You
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  Speaker 3: know what she did? She gave her baby to her husband.
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  Speaker 3: To her ex.
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  Speaker 1: To their father. Angela Bassett gave Trey the Furious Styles
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  Speaker 1: on Boys in the Hood, didn't she?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Our parents warned us, get out of my face, because
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  Speaker 1: if I raise up and put my hands on you,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to kill you.
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  Speaker 3: And you went, you know what? So I guess it's
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  Speaker 3: a no, me spending the night over Tommy's house. I
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  Speaker 3: guess that means I shouldn't ask you anymore.
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  Speaker 2: It's a hard no.
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  Speaker 4: And what's interesting now watching, I know this weekend, Patrick Clancy,
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  Speaker 4: the husband, is going to speak out. And people are
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  Speaker 4: upset because now they've been divorced for a minute. He's
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  Speaker 4: gone on and married another woman.
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  Speaker 3: And she's four years ago. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She's going to be on the episode with him. And
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  Speaker 4: people are pissed off saying, what's she doing here? She
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  Speaker 4: got to be in there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'd like to.
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  Speaker 1: Have more kids that my wife doesn't murder. I have
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  Speaker 1: to start all over.
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  Speaker 3: You know why?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And they're like, she's a mother. No, she's not.
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  Speaker 1: She forfeited the right to call herself a mother because
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  Speaker 1: she murdered them.
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  Speaker 3: She used to be a mother.
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  Speaker 2: She used to be a mother.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Just don't insult people. You know what? Say what
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  Speaker 3: you want.
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  Speaker 1: Black mothers have been mothering this country's children since the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: At a certain age, if you live in, if you're
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  Speaker 1: a white guy of a certain age in the United
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  Speaker 1: States of America, in the southern region, you were raised
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  Speaker 1: and very likely had black woman's breast milk.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you did.
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  Speaker 3: That's just it.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot go to the East Coast and not see
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  Speaker 1: white babies with Caribbean women.
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  Speaker 3: You can't see.
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  Speaker 4: I was telling you about the story I saw on
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  Speaker 4: social media where this woman named Monique Harris, a flight
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  Speaker 4: attendant aboard an airline and a white mother was exhausted from,
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  Speaker 4: I guess, her baby.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. But the baby, she was trying. She
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  Speaker 2: couldn't keep herself awake. And she walks over.
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  Speaker 4: Monique picks up the baby and keeps the baby in
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  Speaker 4: order for the baby to go to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Rocks the baby to sleep.
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  Speaker 3: And now the baby is a dancer for Tulip.
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  Speaker 2: You always got to go there.
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  Speaker 3: Why? Yeah, the baby. He won't stop crying unless somebody
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  Speaker 3: puts hot sauce.
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  Speaker 2: On his food.
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  Speaker 3: He loves chicken. I don't know why. His name was said.
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  Speaker 3: Why are we calling him Tequaviez? What's wrong? Well, he
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  Speaker 3: can run a 40, though.
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  Speaker 1: He's breaking records.
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  Speaker 3: When we landed, he had a gold tube. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Why is he begging for Vaseline for his face?
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  Speaker 1: That is the other guy. Grandmom is still here, but
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  Speaker 1: pop-up is long gone. We're going to tell you why.
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  Speaker 1: My top five, Jackson gives us five probable reasons women
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  Speaker 1: outlive men.
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  Speaker 3: This will be interesting, but Madame Noir.
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  Speaker 2: Number five, women sleep more.
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  Speaker 3: True. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Sleep more, sleep more.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody gets to kind of recycle.
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  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five probable reasons women outlive men.
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  Speaker 4: Women are physically affectionate. Really?
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  Speaker 3: Some women are, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Some women are.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Some aren't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five probable reasons. The ones
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  Speaker 3: who aren't, we call them alive.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, number three. Women go to the doctor more often.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Regularly, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Number two of the top five probable reasons women outlive men.
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  Speaker 2: Women process heartache thoroughly.
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  Speaker 3: You're up in me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and the number one, this is going horribly wrong.
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  Speaker 4: And the number one of the top five probable reasons
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  Speaker 4: women outlive men because they vent.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Or tall or nag or whatever it is. You know, however, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, they express any of those things.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Not all of them. No, not all of them. But
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  Speaker 3: the ones that do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with. Me, too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But, you know, I learned something today. What have we learned,
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  Speaker 3: Charlie Brown?
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  Speaker 1: Time to talk about what we've learned today.
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  Speaker 3: It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In case you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be in Charlotte, North Carolina, I'm going to be there
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  Speaker 1: this Friday. Excuse me, this Saturday at Ovens Auditorium. Myself,
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  Speaker 1: Don Lemon, for the DL and DL Tour.
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  Speaker 3: So make sure it happens.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like they are saying that the United States
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  Speaker 1: is guilty of war crimes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know they did it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course they did it.
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  Speaker 3: You know they did it. You know they did it. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: They did. And P.D. X. Smith. Whoever said that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't even understand that whole situation. I mean, white
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  Speaker 2: people get to come up in ways that we could never.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, leave Home Depot and come over here and
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  Speaker 2: be the head of security.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, what? What you doing right now? Podcast? You
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  Speaker 3: want to start a war?
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  Speaker 2: You want to be the head of the FBI? You
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  Speaker 2: could do it.
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  Speaker 3: I got a great podcast. How come I can't be
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  Speaker 3: a brain surgeon at Tufts? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: At Tufts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on the microphone for an hour.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think you're in a war? I do think
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  Speaker 3: I could run a war.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'd like to. I'd like to be
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  Speaker 2: the head of national security.
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  Speaker 3: Why not? Why not? Jasmine Savage, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to LaToya Jones.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say LaToya Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: No, and she's an AKA, member of the Divine Nine.
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  Speaker 4: She actually created an app that is kind of like
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  Speaker 4: the Green Book. So it's designed so that wherever you
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  Speaker 4: are in the world, you can connect with other members
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  Speaker 4: of the Divine Nine. I think that's super dope. She
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  Speaker 4: was actually out of the country and she said she
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  Speaker 4: was walking somewhere. She had on an AKA shirt and
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  Speaker 4: a woman came running up to her to hug her.
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  Speaker 4: Turns out she was a Delta. And she said a
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  Speaker 4: couple of times that happened to her in different places
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  Speaker 4: as she was traveling.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, you know what? It would be
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  Speaker 2: great to be.
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  Speaker 4: Able to connect with other people who are also here
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  Speaker 4: traveling who are members of the Divine Nine.
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  Speaker 1: When I was in Abu Dhabi, they had a Delta
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  Speaker 1: chapter there.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that. It's called Hey Sara. I love that.
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  Speaker 3: It's called Hey Sara. Hey Sara.
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  Speaker 2: And there's a wait list.
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  Speaker 3: Not the chapter, though. No, the app. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 3: You know I got to keep up. Cash Patel. Good stuff, though.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff. Lena. I mean, it's... What did you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: What is happening here? I learned today I wish these
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  Speaker 2: damn people stopped calling my phone. I don't want a
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  Speaker 2: personal loan.
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  Speaker 3: Me either. I did not apply for no damn personal loan.
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  Speaker 3: Stop calling. Stop texting.
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  Speaker 2: I get a hundred. Dude, you have been pre-approved for this.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want no loan.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 3: I won't call you in there another time. You don't
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  Speaker 3: loan it to me. I work hard for this. No,
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't saying that. See, you just construed what I said.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't want no platinum AMX either.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: And they start at like 4 o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: They don't care. They just start calling.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, don't. Hey, it's Andy. What? But they don't call broke. Landon,
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  Speaker 3: do your phone ring? Hell no. Good news, you know.
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  Speaker 1: On the next D.L. Hughley Show, if you're not going
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  Speaker 1: party straight to you with the Hughley House Party. Plus,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to give you another hot new song on
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  Speaker 1: people get to tell me exactly what they think of
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  Speaker 1: me called.
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  Speaker 3: F.U.D.L. I'm getting F tomorrow, and there's not a damn
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  Speaker 3: thing you can do about it. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.