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Rotten Delusions · Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration

• are we ready for another exciting episode of rut grind no i like to imagine my ewok says in a different dialect from across the stream in a different part of the woods i'm not playing an ewok i'm playing a yuzum i just learned what yuzums are everybody thanks to speakers sending us down they did a the star wars legion ever include the ewoks yeah did they follow oh yeah oh yeah yeah that's a really good question i need to check i've answered your question in general chat uh i've been i've been really wanting to play star wars legion again i would i would happily play star wars legion hi everybody oh yeah hi welcome to another exciting episode of rock grind i'd like to introduce you to the amazing people and help bring the show as we figure out what our favorite ewoks are starting off with odoroshi hi oh god i i realize you didn't fix the overlay it's still the the scribbled over eye oh i didn't i'm sorry it's fine i'm gonna keep the bit running i have excuses why do you put up with us everybody like we love you hi hello everybody it's me i am odo i am going to be playing vena the sylph swashbuckler and uh you know everybody everybody send send your energy to zoran right now uh for a for a quick and painless move uh and to not be uh crushed under boxes or killed by deep web assassins yeah my life's terrible right now deep web assassins also if you hear window sounds and if you're listening to a podcast or we're sorry podcast people i'll get you figured out um uh ignore that i'm fixing the name because if you watch it on video and twitch oh you get to see my fuck out all right next up all right so next up we have hunky crow what's your favorite ewok uh my favorite ewok is chief chirpa that's the only thing i know about that ewok is because it's obviously the highest of the ewok hierarchy because it has a title and maybe he's just a rapper he could be but that would make him an even cooler ewok and put him apart from the other ewoks and that i don't want to crush it with a hammer and as always i will be playing kanrasu cleric rahua then of course we have the ever explosive the ever terrorist erendel hi my name is erendel and i am playing uh baldrick weathers the alchemist and i want to tell you very briefly that last night i had a funny nightmare where everyone from the ogre popeneng crew which is alphabusa and everyone else involved in that including speaker uh we had a dream we were in sweden and we like we we adopted some kind of horrible like xenomorph abomination thing and uh it it bit me and then carl shot it with a handgun that was just roshi no no no you you've seen it i put it i put it in the chat that thing is not roshi it was not roshi and i'm hoping that no one else has to see it either but i will put it in i will put it in the general chat i did send it to jamie thurston so oh oh yes i heard i heard i'm fascinated because this sounds like something i posted it in general you can see it in the ogre popeneng crew this thing was horrible in my nightmare artist rendition holy shit i i love him this is my son now it was awful anyway that was that you can go on to someone else now speaker hi please tell people who you are in ewok because you bragged the entire time before the show that you knew you walk you know the language right you dug your own hole i dug my own hole for ewoks all right well listen i went to dr reygar's personal class for ewokies um i i personally assisted with this expedition for the sunstone so yes i know much about it okay all right uh go away each up chop chop uh speaker d okay it's getting racist you fuck dr reygar is a scientist dr reygar is a member of the imperial arcology fucking i don't know fun group club whatever the arcology fun group he's a he's a great man and and he was unjustly charged with high treason after the wolhanian expedition ended in failure quite frankly i think that you you disgraceful or in the bear disgraceful but of course the one would make us all fall in disgrace is our lovely game master i have no fucking bit to follow up through that i was like oh this is the football i have that was a strong bit but of course our lustrous game master thurston hillman uh yeah um the high um you walks are boring you should look up yuzms they're they're way better what why are they better in the goddamn hell are you people talking about because they're jizz wailers yeah like their their their distinctions are big mouths long limbs round bodies um and if you pull up the art for a yuzm and i strongly suggest you go to the star wars wiki you uh you too can see the power of yuzms yeah close out of the rock grind tab why he got that he got the tide pod oh shit just just leave the street leave the stream now unsubscribe from the channel go watch ewoks yeah make me homeless and go watch ewoks one second because alpha is asking if he has permission to link an image of the horrendous creature that i linked in the chat in in the narrative declaration chat i think he'll get auto zapped won't he he might oh man do we get help excellent i don't know man that creature was awful i didn't like it in my dream all my friends call me also it was a bug who's this dark elder looking fucker on the bottom of the what is that that's that's dr ragar oh he is he is dark on the screen yeah make everyone look at dr ragar here he is bilgewater i don't think we're playing a video game today this is a foremost expert on ewoks in the empire and the magical tide pod of destiny known as the sunstone that he destroyed with a thermal detonator as one does it's why gums are better i like how alpha didn't wait for me to give him permission it was a mentor of mine alpha's deranged it's an awful animal i don't i didn't like it in in the thing and i was frankly upset that uh i was upset that it took so long for us to realize it was a monster but speaking of monsters hi i'm zoran i played the uh the strict struitt and uh oran and uh we're here for another exciting episode of rock ryan but of course thurston yeah you can ask the dreaded question oh yeah who wants to recap i i think the person who dug the hole should recap i agree i agree because i wrote it down this time my man get you're you're also capped out on hero points too i am but i have donated to somebody else yeah donate it to me uh no oh coward you're gonna be banking those for whatever the hell is coming next i'm not gonna give you more than you need all right let's see what we got here so on the last thrilling episode of rock grind we had downtime we've determined that the mansion was full of some very unwholesome things we also determined that caveman through the journals was somewhere beneath the manor using a technique derived from the rot to artificially extend his life much to the chagrin of his advisors and investors who said he probably shouldn't do that now in doing so we left the mansion to recoup our losses heal up and prepare for what is inevitably the basement adventure ahead vena and orrin went out and procured the majority of the supplies having gone to lotus's fine collection of wares also known as five guys and established for the rapport of him the fact that they do not possess the true number one customer ranking we have yet to meet that person but apparently that shekov's gun was placed right up there above the mantle uh talked more notes and talked more about the rewards card earned some bonus points uh baldrick continued doing alchemy and preparing through his interruptions and almost exploded times tanhauser did tanhauser things he he just helped to not cause chaos for once and rahula decided to practice homesteading and began digging a hole in crunch's workshop unexpectedly breaking through to an antechamber below the establishment uh in the midst of this there was a conversation held between tanhauser baldrick and tahakis regarding the nature of sponsorship and fates something to the tune of the older powers tend to not sponsor things that are antithetical to themselves such that she can't piece together why rahua is sponsored in the way that he is now i the player and rahua know nothing of this so bear in mind we simply simply are not aware uh there's there's more yes i'm posting uh i'm sorry sorry about that i i'm not pleased about the existence of yesms uh but all the same we came back to the hole rahua broke through we found another crystal much like the ones we discovered i believe in the second first episode of rot grind and determined that these giant seemingly radioactive green crystals were instead concentrations of primal energies and there was a bulb of some kind of plant bulb growing into and out of it extending with a root network elsewhere into the surrounding buildings seemingly like a living wiretap allowing us to potentially scry on the nearby area and that is where we left off very good very good i will allow you to uh pick which of your fellow companions you like the most and give them a hero point oh thank you for putting that loaded gun in front of me oh no i had to put it that way there's an easy win here you just you just don't you just need to see it i think i think vena i think vena deserves the point to help her hit help me hit yeah damn by the probability of the last season uh you need help by the last you know uh the entire time what do you what do you say do do you think that you've overcome vena's fail girlness or do you think that she needs the extra assist i don't think vena will ever stop being a fail girl but it's it's up to you brother that's why we love her of course we love girls uh i shoot the friendship beam at vena okay you now have a hero point it's that two hero points two two fucking up what's what's my computer oh no she's no the friendship beam unintended consequences of the friendship beams irresponsible use oh there we go okay am i back the friendship beam destroyed you look vena if you can't if you can't take the friendship beam if you can't stand the hero point i could just give it back to thursday no it's eight it's eight it's eight it's eight it seems like you didn't appreciate it should they just give it to gorgamonger i don't think she appreciates the chat you should take away the hero point okay so take away the hero point please buy me a sandwich okay thank you thank you girl hell girl hell of course i think we're back yeah yeah so we are gonna start exactly where we left off where by this point uh you are all standing around the hole that has been excavated in the floor of of the duplex um rahua you've hopped down where you see that this crystal with these sort of like vines growing out and going underneath the structure of baldrick's house in the adjoining area um marlene is like poked her head in like is is everything all right in here um and as like the rest of you like tannhauser you're you're sort of in the back with duhakus behind you uh marlene now looking over the the edge by you vena uh you are in front of the desk baldrick you are or sorry you're you're behind the desk vena baldrick you're in front of it and um or and you are you are sort of at the the edge of the hole looking down as well uh various light sources kind of illuminating the situation but yeah what are you all doing uh is this a chair just kind of here in the yeah yeah yeah yeah there's there's like it's kind of like the the foyer entrance to the uh i wanted to say no yeah no that no jamie put that chair there and i did not wanted it no there there is a chair there all right i'm gonna declare that's a landmine okay beautiful uh mark yourself down here a point okay so yeah go to your chair rodo go to your chair yeah sit yeah i'm i'm just gonna sit in the chair i'm gonna get a bottle of wine and i'm gonna keep watching rahua dig okay i believe in him somebody has to oren peeks over and looks at rahua going what'd you do rahua oh hi oren i didn't realize you were back um so long story short i was simply trying to make a nice little farm indoors i didn't really grab get to the whole getting sunlight in i'm trying at my hand at homesteading and turns out there was an some antechamber below the building who would have guessed and there's some crystals down here but i'm trying to figure out exactly what we're doing with these hi oren or it's just looking at him just like for the first time like a disappointed dad you just look like you just look like 30 years you look like the most uwu bean version of fucking oren as you peer over the edge with a disgruntled look on your fucking face like what the fuck man he's like well you want any help uh sure you you might be able to help if you want to come down okay oren hops in the hole with the hood yeah sure sure so so you hop in and as you like hop in you can tell that this area is like worked stone there isn't really anywhere to dig around here unless you're just breaking more walls down at this point i mean if we find enough crystal i guess we found um you know funding for the revolution please stop undermining the structural integrity of my home or this building i guess both much like the the scene of donald glover with the uh the pizza boxes crunch emerges through the front door now hi crunch uh who is homesteading hi crunch oh well there's there's a hole oh i know i know it's should we keep digging of course we keep digging all right why are we doing this i got more shovels does uh does tannhauser jump in the hole no okay thurston i'm going to can i find a rug yes yes there is a rug there there are several rugs in your home that are applicable oh but that would require me going across the gap to get it it would be too much it would be it would be way more convenient if there were an open hole between this area and your house it sure is a shame that's not the case so i guess i'll just have to not do that bit wait rahua there was an important conversation we were going to have but i almost forgot about it because of the hole just distracting me in general it's okay i'm often distracted by holes as well do you remember what you were going to say yes we were going to ask you do you have any idea why it is that you are sponsored no not not really i just kind of figured that i'm just doing what i was meant to do and they're giving me a little bit of a leg up or whatever is sponsoring me well if that's the big idea apparently con rosu are usually not sponsored so something weird is happening oh dohakis knows war i just know how to speak to my fellows well i'm sure glad that you know how to speak to people tan hauser can you tell dohakis to tell me what what she knows then all right what languages can you speak to people in tan i'm fluent in at least six languages common and drawfin you don't need to hear the rest so they'll understand the context uh speaker realized that he didn't fill out any of his languages so when we completely read something go like oh this is a necrol and then and then we go i all of a sudden no necrol well i've always known this what a coincidence thank you thank you thank you vehicle uh he speaks car you speak car what were we doing we were digging a hall yeah you you found the antechamber that has this this strange primal device in it that appears to be some kind of listening device that has been underneath baldricks house for quite some time should we be worried about who might be listening in with this yes destroy it oh wait where do the where do the where do the tendrils go off to they they start to like snake up to the ceiling and then go through sort of like the corners of the room but again um from the the check that you made at the end of last session you can tell this is just sort of like a what's like a neural network uh underneath the house to to bring information back and then this crystal sort of blasts it out i'd like to roll a nature check though check what it is yeah is it let me see that rua sure i rolled a 19 for a total of 38 let's see if i can get any more information i think we already did the check to see what it is yeah but i'm just going to see if there's like anyone to like remove it disable it things like that um yeah you can tell like you have very much the same information that that rahua got but you can tell that if you if like if you just damage the crystal it will it will stop this effect you could just um sever all of the the sort of vines that are coming out of it that would stop it as well it's not really a durable device but i mean the fact that it was so hidden would you know be its protection would there be a way when uh with my role for me to listen back like just kind of see where it goes really like who who's been taking up the information yeah absolutely absolutely um you begin um sort of like you you can you can take some time to sort of start to analyze it in that way um you can't get the the specific location but you get a sense of where in the city um somewhere in the rook's plaster a rug's plaster the rook's plaster rook's plaster the rook's plaster rook's plaster yeah yeah the rook's plaster sorry i was saying that out loud that it's where it's like from listed to the rock it's basically where someone's listed to us from really that's awfully far away actually looking at the map yeah that's a long way through all that anybody in the rook's plaster that might be interested in spying on us can i is there a can do like a well i'm not trained in society uh can we do a recall knowledge check in any way thurston to kind of help jog our memories if even um society i'd give you a society check here yeah or goes i i don't know man there's like do you remember anything mr baldrick mr tanhauser i give you a 17 for a 32 i'll give you a 27 okay um the rook's plaster is certainly like a place dedicated to construction building uh one of the uh one of the things that would like from you from your memory as part of that like you certainly know that's where cademan's airship is being built how on earth um looking at the device it's like a crystalline device right yeah it's like a green sort of glowing crystal that has vines coming out of it could i perhaps make an arcana check to understand the nature of this yeah sure excellent uh this seems important so i'll pump it with my nanite surge wab wab wab wab wab wab that's a natural one oh oh oh this seems important um gads e gads friend let's go to the old complimication mr tanhauser there's like these weird rune language stuff here on the crystal but what what does it say come on mr tanhauser i'm trying to learn and you're the only people i know who teaches me various languages that's right this complication means i get to fill in one of your language i i am totally open to that i i think that'd be funny yeah all right sweet let me decide one of my languages here we go here we go here we go man god how like it even says unallocated like oh my gosh it's it's it's right there okay uh let's see here what do we got here what do we got we got some fun link which is uh gosh like so many of these sadly are um i'm put very just ewok just just just ewok uh you know get disney on us oh yeah let's i am going to say i'm gonna give you a fun one here oh yay gonna i'm gonna say uh aklo you uh you know aklo that is a fun one i really like that it is aklo aklo is a language um that has a couple connotations it's often um associated with um some subterranean creatures but but more importantly it's associated with um like dark fey in some cases so in in the the the titan setting it's like fey who are sort of on the more um destructive uh and tropic edge of the crucible of creation so you know you're you're typical more like shadowy evil fey and and like otherworldly monsters like aklo would be like did you blah blah blah yithian type craig like strange otherworldly entities it's in the public domain as well because hp lovecraft used it mm-hmm hell yeah of course i'm fluent in aklo uh which i assume the nothing on the crystal is an aklo oh not a thing excellent uh can i can i attempt to roll again at a higher difficulty yeah sure cool again for me oh god oh i i almost did i saw that that's uh 30 flat a 30 flat um you're you're you're kind of like scratching your head over this and you realize uh as you're like haha i'm fluent in aklo there isn't actually any magical script on this at all it's just the way that the crystal sort of reflected uh elements of the room that it made it look like but in fact there there's no arcane sigils to this this is all uh like natural magic so this is outside the realm of the arcane this would be like the the domains of like druids and primal spell casters wow oren this is outside of my domain but it may be squarely within yours and who was yeah me and rahua can figure this out right rahua sure can all right you've already the two of you have already like done your checks on it so you know that this is just some kind of like listing there isn't much more to like gather you can't keep just making skill checks on it to learn more you've kind of learned what there is yeah ah well so well since i at least communing with it kind of know who's listening to us in the area do i have a particular maybe neighborhood or section of the uh rook's plaster or no it's it's it's too difficult for you without like specialized like scrying magic and stuff to to retort it any other specialized scrying magic i did i have specialized scrying magic you do let's hold hands let's hold hands that sounds bad out of context we're holding this is verboten okay let me just see which which of my which of my many um evil spells are okay clairvoyance no detect scrying no i know we're being scried on um um claire audience no details of that that might give us more let's see a little privacy um all right well i do know one thing that i can do and i will i technically don't have this let's see uh okay never mind at sixth level we'd be able to well if the text crying is higher level than a scrying effect you gain a glimpse of the scrying creature and learn its approximate distance in direction well there you go all right so i'll i'll cast to detect scrying yeah that's that's if it's it does if it's higher than the uh the scrying effect so that it's okay i'll cast it at fifth level yeah okay uh so you you channel your arcane energy into it and you discover as you as you cast it the the effect here is of a higher level like you're still not able to tell something something very powerful uh has put this in place here um and as as you try to like as you do this the there are suddenly like these almost like shorts along the vines like you can see like the vine starts to wither under the effect as though like okay there's some contingencies effect in play here um and the entire thing just quickly starts to shrivel but but much like orin with your spell you're able to get like a general vibe of the rook's pilaster somewhere in there is where this information is being sent orin nods he'll grab the crystal and rip it from the vines like as they're withering and he'll hand it to her hua going like sorry hua i got i got excited about the crystal but you found it it's yours wow thank you i can do the same thing but okay well hang on to it and we'll hang on to it it's a fairly like big chunk of crystal um it's about a bulk worth of crystal i will add it to your character sheet thank you for adding it to my character sheet to your character sheet i will place it under treasures for now and it will be called big honk chonker crystal yeah it's a big crystal it's a it's a big old big old crystal okay okay well and yeah with that you you've sort of uh you've kind of stopped the effect and the the the vines have all withered did you kill it i i think so well i didn't kill it i think orin killed it yes orin stands probably good job or i knew you had a killer's heart well you found it cut cut to tadhauser who cast the spell that killed it all to jail i it's important what matters is my cohorts are taking pride and murder true that's up it's very what did you get here i'm going to kill you did you know that he's a wizard oh for the love of wow that is a wizard i take my remaining frost bomb and i cook it off and drop it in the hole okay i have a question uh or the scrying spell has a uh 30 foot radius right uh like detect scrying you mean yeah yeah yeah it has a 30 foot emanation uh emanation around yeah uh would any of it travel into baldrick's house because orin like no like now kind of knowing that it's like this like well mr baldrick do you think any of these are under your home this is technically a separate home the the nature check revealed that it was affecting both homes like it was going under both of these these okay i would i would be confident it's not one under baldrick's house yeah no no no it's it's absolutely was under baldrick's house if anything there was more of it under baldrick we'll definitely move on for the crystal thing sorry no no no no no no it's good it's good it's good it's good i've just given you the info so yeah thirst and i i put diatomaceous earth under my house it no longer affects me excellent fine like look lead lead line the earth of your house some people salt the earth you lead line the earth i mean that's i can make all chemicals that do that is absolutely what does my brain hurt when i go in baldrick's house don't worry about it or well uh he'll at least climb out of the hole i'm thinking most of the business is done and uh and he'll kind of work with her who i guess like we're hood you need any dirt for your hole i think crunch actually brought a bunch back crunch you did remember to get the dirt and things that i asked you before i got some of the dirt but i also got these shovels and i just have to you know you know that there's a lot of different shovels there's collapsible shovels there's large shovels there's something called snow shovels i i i bought one of every one of them they're all outside and i i could just need some help perhaps picking the right one some of them are push shovels another one is some kind of digging shovel i'm very good mr crunch or come on let's go help mr crunch why do you buy one of every shovel oh at least if it ever snows we'll have a shovel yes that's true okay um it it it can sometimes snow it's just very rare jamie and i did some math on this uh uh uh all right yeah what are we doing now well so they go out leaving uh i guess uh tanhauser vena uh baldrick and uh well marlene and uh do hakus in the room all right well i've got something i need to do now what do you need to do need to create something that's going to kill these stupid vines under my damn place the vines are all dead like the scrying did did like end them i should clarify that then i will then i will adjust the word that i say and say i need to put something underneath my house that stops these things from growing back fair enough probably well thinking about who could be in the rook's plaster valley we do have that airship being constructed but outside of that really it could be anyone yeah most of the people who would probably want to spy on us are in the uh uh the the which plaster is it fuck my world building knowledge uh the knight's pilaster no no it would be the king's pilaster am i insane yes whatever i wouldn't say it but world map where we haven't made a lot of enemies with construction guilds yet the prince's pilaster the prince at first i thought it was that auric moron that hired us no i don't think he'd be in the rook's pilaster no certainly not well in any event this was under crunch's house specifically under both rather crunch's side of course but it was predominantly under baldrick's i don't think crunch has anything to do with it unless i look at crunch crunch is outside like you just see crunch like silhouetted outside holding up like one shovel being like it's ridiculous that you wouldn't even use something like this i i don't think it was crunch i'll be fully once gundo with you i'll be the judge of fact um menacingly walks outside to confront crunch how would i determine if someone was secretly a spy trying to kill me uh perception to sense motive that's what we're gonna do okay however i am emotionally unaware so i get a minus one that is a 23. uh you you you don't get the impression that crunch is trying to kill you he's good i don't get any impression at all that he's trying to kill me maybe he's not i don't know about that one second crunch do you know anything about about different shovels you know are you secretly a spy trying to kill us what all right uh normally they have to say yes i'll trust you for now and then i'll just wander off they can't lie that's the law did you did you walk over to the wall that used to hold the exit but now doesn't just walk into the wall and then i i bet you and then i just awkwardly crawl around the back behind the training w and now i see marlene in the doorway past marlene go through the secret passage to the other house he's lost his sea legs he's one he's very ill all right well um i i guess we're going to the rook's pilaster after we deal with grandpappy declin i that's that's that seems to be uh the objective it's a lovely place but marlene just kind of comes out it's you go lots of building going on do you go there often the architect's guild is mostly based out of there huh i'm gonna look at marlene squint at her she she like awkwardly squints back is this a game yeah yeah i'm just around the sense motive on marlene yeah sure i this is the one where i really hope i i natural one all right reception do it up yeah baby that's a 17. there's something there's something awkward about her she's clearly clearly she's hiding something clearly she's hiding something with your four yes clearly she's hiding something nodding like all right marlene you seem to know a lot about the rook's pilaster um yeah the the architect's guild is based out of there it's uh there it's uh yeah it's an interesting it's it's it's it's it's very very uh very beautiful um yeah you got you got a lot of friends there um well colleagues yes people who would maybe be listening in on grunge um what why why i don't know you tell me was it my lead part of the architect's guild that who kind of helped us out at the very beginning of the campaign correct she was your first quest giver was like please like help me like get the vagrants out of this house um and then was pulled into you know tan revolution where she has dutifully been filling out like pamphlets on your media marlene is based we should not to crunch it's fine to torment him it's funny marlene marlene's in a true warrior of the revolution she fills out those pamphlets it's important damn it damn it without marlene i would have nearly as much annoying papers to throw at people it's true tanhouser makes a lot of sense speaker d makes a lot of sense it's a compelling argument oh no i think you're i think you're right in the money i think something suspicious about it i think you should use the sense tool yes yes of course i think she's concealing an explosive device the sense grenade tool it's the sense grenade tool all right yeah you can find it in the debug menu true i'm i'm gonna take a long swig of my wine and i'm just gonna swagger back over to baldrick's side of the house yeah like marlene's just like okay she kind of like walks over um do you need any help i i have a a good amount of knowledge on shovels oh oran roo someone who knows shovels at the true she is with the architect's guild they do have a lot of shovels there orange's just holding a bunch of shovels i can't decide home depot how could you possibly use all of these different shovels couldn't you just use one for everything no we're who that's not how shovels work he puffs his cheeks out all mad like how dare you ask mad oren do you know what a shovel is no exactly he drops all the shovels just goes away and pouts he's back to like the origami crafting session with tano sir our mouse friend to do hawkis making pamphlets on baldrick's kitchen table um with what it's all about this is this is the true revolution um perhaps are important to your revolutionary spirit now remember art that does not aid the revolution is completely useless well up i've uh i've noticed that there are um um there are some occasional uh grammatical and spelling mistakes would you like me to correct those immediately we must have a part manifesto okay i'm i'm just gonna do do a couple couple edits oh you know this this picture of you uh tan hauser i think it's it's good but what if we what if we made you a bit more muscly that might get more people wanting to be part of the revolution but it also might get people who are disappointed when they meet me and they realize that i am not muscly on account of i have no muscles oh that that yes yes chat please uh draw tan hauser as buff riku thank you please please draw bloat max tan hauser it's important for the lore bloat max hauser say the iconic line bloat max tan hauser i'm bloat maxing again all right okay you will fucking go to sleep and rest all right bits are over for the guys we'll see you next time final fantasy final fantasy goes to bed music do-do-do-do-do-do-do um i'm always gonna have order like use this shovel be like all right how do we kill this fucker uh you may you may mark yourselves all down as rested fully healed everything um please to please to go and uh going to do that to your characters please oh i did it i'm ready to roll i got my equipment i got my bombs prepped i got my shoes prepped i got my house prepped oh wait i can just hit the rest button because it won't get rid of my rod because i don't have any right now what max out your hp all that uh for now knock on wood if if if we fight a boss and i die again um you know pretend i didn't say anything people clip this stop yeah it's good it's good all right so with that um you you all rest um you know any of your purchases all that are completed you can now um you know wake up and you have a little day ahead were you planning all on heading back to sacristy manor to uh begin investigating the lower levels i believe we were okay i believe so so yeah um not to put too fine a point on it you begin making your way back to the manor the path sort of winding through outset um can each of you who is trained in diplomacy give me a diplomacy check i trained that up previously i can help her you can use society as diplomacy are you head of the revolution and you don't i rolled a net one good job everybody hey there's your old 26 1d1 we stay winning rod sisters okay um or doesn't know diplomacy unless he's talking to a plant it quick make up a new uh language for baldrick to know mr telly i know i already filled up my fucking languages i like your original oc language there go ahead thurston complicate all right all right i'm gonna use uh this one for market friends sith razor uh i'm going to say uh missed appointment um you are now haggard just just like annoyed that there was some important meeting or appointment you were supposed to be attending right now and this may have consequences later in the session but like you were just like i'm supposed to be somewhere what's going on and it's just bugging you nara as for the rest of you actually um 10 100 you can give me a society check yay i love society i love not the version of society but the version how about the movie society that's a good one how about the role of society i got a 31 how about that shut up okay shut up shut up kid um chan hauser and vena um you are both i won't say excited but like probably probably have a a good feeling as you're making your way back to the to the princess pilaster through the ponds pilaster um you definitely note that there are signs of the revolution in the streets pictures with some of your group uh whispers as people point to tan hauser as he passes by and i sneeze um whispers as tan hauser's uh tan hauser this tan hauser passes by and people point and there's like whispered adulation as it appears things are things are starting to work work and there's definitely like a guy who sneezes yeah look mr tan hauser he's allergic to freedom damn yeah i'll nudge tan hauser with an elbow just hey tanny check it out yes yes yes i shouldn't scream that loud though because it might cause public disturbance indeed well how could it not the roots of revolution the people cry out for change for calamity to perform their oppressors and to bask in their blood indeed very soon we will come so very close to remaking outset from the ground up let's hope by the time the sun sets tonight we'll be short uh one more oppressor tonight i indeed okay uh you continue making your way back towards the manor eventually reaching the courtyard and then uh into the manor itself the defense is no longer active the door still open i still need to sneeze i'm sneezing yeah oh it's one of those ones that's eluding me okay um i know the worst the worst where it's like you feel that little tickling bastard all right uh you make your way in you travel through the front uh moving along the eastern hallway eventually coming to the small courtyard and then towards the area which you know to contain a door um vena you are at the sort of front of the group here i'm going to uh mark it here um you see that the wall here has a small opening on it um and in this this strange like abrupt end to the hallway there's a wooden wall but there is a small keyhole in it matching the key that you have previously been given wait the most important thing as we're entering the manor i'm i'm giving the uh the the servant outside the the skelly boy i'm giving him a fist bump giving him some knuckles okay he uh nods like and i'll give him another silver piece have some money absolutely absolutely we're going to unlock the door before uh before you unlock the door sorry nevermind i'll i'll see what's inside first i was gonna buff us all with a mossy weapon like a pre-buff thing but i think we'll uh i have confidence we'll be okay sorry to interrupt you yeah we're gonna we'll make it we'll be okay yeah i i i don't anticipate we're gonna be immediately jumped uh knock on wood um so we'll we'll buff once we get in there totally forgot because last the dudes were rotten like just in case something came out it's just in case something's there you're just gonna be like okay yeah we don't want to waste anything with limited duration that i'm gonna peek my head in okay okay okay um just one sec here a rock fall yeah sure sure okay okay uh yeah you can peek your head and you're gonna open open it you putting the key in and then opening it your mouth and i'm saying that you and you die no i i fully was a was prepared for that to be the case it's like well that's how it is the um the the door opens to uh to reveal a hallway a continuation of the hallway um like the wall like the the the wood wall here just pushes back once you place the key in it goes up about 15 feet and then sort of curves around to a set of stairs that begin to descend down into the depths interesting i'm gonna uh uh kind of peek my head around do i notice anything sketchy no it's just it starts to go down you can see it eventually connects to a um to like a spiral set of stairs there's there's sconces with ever burning torches in here that maintain a constant uh constant illumination but it goes down and it keeps going down all right looks like we're gonna have to be uh single file yeah all right guys single file staircase let's uh decide our marching order yeah you can just put yourself in the hallway and you're in desired marching order here i'm taking up the back grenade probably take up the lead i'll be uh behind volley you so you're at the front yes yeah my my expiration activity i'm going to be scouting okay perfect my exploration activity remember you can set all of this in the party when you go into exploration you can select your activities in there there's a thing in the character sheet for it where did it go on the actions tab the little uh thing where you see the actions top there yeah you got it and if you can't you don't see anything click the browse thing and add in the one you want yeah oh yes oh yes brother i'm gonna avoid notice yeah as as am i i have to ambush and if you just set them as active that'll set them up for you so you just be sure to click the active button i have selected how great is so cool all make them all the automation i will host spirit okay all right so carrying on down you begin going down into the depths traveling down sets of stairs you're going on for quite some time um if any of you have survival um you can give me a check on that trained at least that's me yeah let me see do i have serve i do have survival trained i will roll it that's a 15 plus my normal 12 is 27. i got a two in the die for a total of 21 for orrin perfect all right so orrin you're not as skilled in say urban environments uh so you're having some difficulty getting a sense but uh baldrick you can tell that um you are beginning to enter um the the sub strata of of outset uh kind of entering that area of like the the buried uh city and the the sort of area that exists underneath outsets um common common like buildings the idea is is that outset as a city constantly builds upon itself because the city has a fixed set of horizontal boundaries but not vertical so the city constantly builds top itself and then that weight causes it to sink further and further into the swamplands around it so you're going down you're going down hundreds of feet down these stairs um passing through what would be the actual proper district during and into the buried city an area often left to delvers and those seeking the past of outset what else do we see the architecture shifts um from from the sort of woodlined walls that you started with it goes into rough-hewn stone then into almost like a a white like a polished white sandstone um then you started seeing going back to more common stone you you get a sense that it's very similar uh to the area of the sitting of the sitting the city that you were exploring when you were near to the the subterranean temple in your earliest adventures um i see that we have two scouts for our activity so i would like our scouts to give me perception checks that'd be foreign and rahua all right i rolled a 17 for 34 inferior to rahua those those those your special eyes that i got 37 okay so uh i'll start with orin orin you you hear something with that you hear some kind of um blinking sound like something like something hitting stone um but rahua with yours you're getting the sense of uh glasses touching each other um sloshing liquids metal hitting stone and like what might be the flapping of paper all of these sounds is something you're able to sort of put put together with your um fairly high skill check there and your your critical success is something odd up ahead sounds like files clinking against each other some kind of quid i'm not sure if it's something moving ambiently or someone shuffling cart of possibly reagents could it be closing in on kate or his attendants possibly we know that he's been doing experiments this might be the way of the lab uh keep your wits about you i have no idea what we're going to find down here but if he's responsible for what happened in the swamps and has been using it on himself well dare i say we should probably be in for a rather unpleasant experience maybe we should send some people to go check out up ahead there'd be like two scouts or do you want someone who's stealthing like our noticing phone they'll be scouting but they're still yes yeah not the scout actually baldrick isn't even waiting for them to like suss this out he has already stealthily moved past everyone and is inspecting they didn't even see him he's gone and argo's he turns around mr bop and he batmaned him yes all right he's really good at this huh shall i show myself to see if that actually came true uh yeah please let's see uh that's a 25. hero point that i think i should just for the sake of not getting fucking caught bear i'm content to stick with 25 myself oh not bad 29 okay um both baldrick and vena um head forward and you you find yourselves in again sort of this stone worked uh hallways they've they've opened up a bit you can tell the area is getting a bit larger here there's more sconces on the walls it's very bereft of any um like lived in items like there's no rugs there's no portraits there's nothing this is just architecture that's been built almost as though and and this is common in sort of delved areas is like anything of value has been plucked out of them um the typically like things like ever burning torches and whatnot are left behind just because of the the the the value of them in the areas rather than their like value as an item most delvers are desperate enough to like pick up the torches when they might need them later so but the lack of everything else means you know this area might have been picked over or at some point you know the the objects moved uh you you continue up ahead and now that the sounds that your companions heard are far more audible um there's like a like a chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk sound like some kind of um motion um almost like a metallic sound but then there's this clinking sound um both of you were able to keep to various side sections uh and as you do so you're able to kind of come under some arches that lead off into other halls but you use them for cover long enough to see what is causing the sound it is a steroid construct of some manner that appears to be holding on to a platter of various goods uh it clutches a book in one of what appears to be four different arms um though the arms themselves are more like grabbing appendages it has four similarly metallic feet um and it's kind of clanking through the darkness here thurston can i do an engineering to see if i know what this little guy is uh yeah absolutely if you've got engineering that would be good um this might be like uh an arcana check if you had that i do not i make potions i don't know shit about shit go off engineering could you show it to me one more time thurston yeah sure uh there's an engineering of 24 get me anything thank you um this is obviously some sort of uh construct possibly clockwork or magical you couldn't tell without getting the uh into the interior of it there is sort of a along its sphere-ish body there is a circular indentation along the top that has vents that seems to be releasing um some kind of like internal pressure be it steam or magical energy um but as as as you're you're listening to it you can also then hear and this would factor into your to your engineering check it's almost like this thing is sighing like it has verbal uh like like verbal abilities like it can speak but you just hear oh no the robot has depression but it's just carrying like a ledger and a tray of drinks right yeah like the tray is very precarious it's clearly trying to hold them in one hand but it's slipping it's sloshing and like you can see little bits of like foodstuffs and fruits are are tumbling on to the floor but almost immediately when they land there's like little rats that come out of areas to quickly grab the food like this is almost some kind of verminous uh retreat if you will uh hmm does he seem to be moving with a purpose in any direction like he is trying to deliver these things to a certain place like going down the hall but it like the direction is more towards where your group is coming from interesting it doesn't seem to be capable of much else given its shape and size correct i mean unless it's like arms retract into it and pull out uzis um not that you can tell that's foreshadowing chat member and uh on the youtube side just cracked me up because i just randomly saw the line that says uh does it sound british brim change thanks everybody hmm baldrick is gonna just take an aside davali or vena pardon me i'm not i'm not the one using the wrong name here uh doesn't seem to be much of a problem let's just go around it right the things make insane listen to him he's got depression if he's coming this way we might be able to talk to him i can't make antidepressants for machines damn i'll have to make sure to tell uh tanhauser he's anyway we'll get maybe if he if he's capable of speech we might be able to figure out what his objective is and what is exactly happening with cademan right now we got an idea from the notes but it might be good to have a witness all right well why don't you go first you seem to have an astoundingly good track record with introducing yourself to things i'm going to take that sarcasm as a genuine compliment and say thank you baldrick you're my favorite right definitely isn't because i can look at your character sheet and see your diplomacy is way higher than mine but you know i mean and you can you too can do that with your founding foundry games by going into the party and clicking on overview or it'll tell you who has all of the highest skills in your group yay all right yeah i'm i'm gonna wait for the little robot to get a little further down the hallway like he's yeah it's passing by you basically and heading towards the rest of your group all right uh i'm going to kind of stepping out from the shadows excuse me sir it immediately goes rigid like there's this and you even hear the glasses clinking as everything sort of locks um it proceeds to do a strange thing where it moves up like on two of its legs the other two that hold it sort of acting as ancillary arms as two of its actual arms hold up the tray above it and it's sort of top circular vent looks towards you like it's it doesn't even have eyes but like this vent is facing towards you hello i was uh just wondering where you might be carrying that stuff off to oh yeah require refreshments sure i would love a refreshment what do you have on order if she was going to be hesitant but just say yes i know you're going to get a damn drink there are fruits and vitamins you look like you need more weight enjoy the fruits well thank you very much for the fruit the fruits oh okay okay all right uh i'm going to uh examine the fruit i'm going to give it a there is a lemon have the lemon the the lemon you're very the lemon is good for you consume the lemon i'm going to sniff the lemon is it is it poison like so you like go reach for the tray and grab the lemon yes yeah yeah it looks like a lemon you should also eat the skin the skin is good for you skin is good for me interesting yes it like maneuvers the the train like in in front of it but again it doesn't have a face so this is all like very relative but it sort of like puts it down and then uses its other arms to begin mixing like various compounds on it together i shall prepare your vitamin mix vitamin mix well thank you very much uh may i ask who your uh your master is why do you assume i have a master well because you are organic people what are you master you know what entirely fair i am so sorry uh is the person who made you what i call humor no i have served sacristy manor for many years ha ha ha that that was a pretty good one you you got me good buddy and i'm i'm gonna like give give him a little playful like punch in the shoulder like very gently you require more vitamins your punch is weak and ineffective baldrick is going to from stealth just say quit brown nosing and get to the point listen brown nosing is half of my game you're talking to like from down the hall the rest of you would hear this like who are you talking to right uh may i ask where the master of the house is as i'm going to i'm going to give this lemon an experimental sniff and see if there's anything wrong with it eat the lemon thank you uh what what do i roll to see if the lemon is going to kill me are you eating the lemon i i have not eaten the lemon yet i'm examining the lemon uh give me a perception check all right all right watch this okay observe what is with you all right this is like the 50th one you've rolled i think you're cursed all right you know oh no oh no we have to have a talk here all right i'm like give me a perception check to look at a lemon and you're like well i'm just gonna fail that oh no i need you to step up your game you're really letting this down i'm not gonna i'm not gonna harp on this point any further because it is extremely painful to roll ones repeatedly and then immediately get dunked on but this is what i feel every time odo is preparing to roll something she has good stats in observe please please well since we've got a competition how about we take our break here and when we come back what a natural one i'm looking at a lemon translates to she just squeezes it and it does the grapefruit like shoot it yeah i take one damage don't go anywhere chat we'll be right back when i answer some q a questions for the patreon folks but if you're watching normally on youtube or listen to podcasts we'll be right back in a couple seconds but for stream don't go anywhere what yeah eureka wait i forgot this is from the winter weasel the complication reads oh the pc has an idea an idea so earth shatteringly amazing that it would shatter the world of time to its foundations and completely revolutionize one of the pc's fields of interest uh the peak then the pc in their their current investigation promptly sneezes and forgets about it you become obsessed with remembering the idea uh for the immediate future and this might have some some consequences uh down the line uh but you will never manage to recapture such genius condemning the world to wait 500 years or more for someone else to come up with it again all because you stared into the depths of the lemon all right all right yeah venus just going to just just just be staring deep into this lemon just just thinking like wow there are so many things i could do with it i could start a lemon i could start the lemonade stand i could make a franchise and then i'm going to sneeze and i'm gonna just stare down at the lemon wipe it off on my pant leg and i'm going to bite into it like it's an apple oh give me a fortitude oh yeah give me a give me a good old give me a good old good old fortitude save here oh no that was better than i was hoping oh yeah you you you you crunch into this lemon with such determination and figure your face like prunes up as you like or track your cheeks inwards it is scrumptious yes yes very scrumptious say the word scrumptious i i don't like the way you said that say scrumptious it's it's it's scrumptious buddy now can you like like for some reason like eating a lemon and saying the word scrumptious really does hurt because of the inflection on your cheeks and you realize that this little this little robot was kind of just being a jerk to you so where's the master of the house buddy i don't know i patrol the halls i provide refreshments there is a glass produced of the vitamin mix thank you thank you i'm gonna grab it i'm gonna throw it over my shoulder why did you do that but you could stealth roll it yeah stealth roll yeah exactly or thievery roll it you know you didn't you didn't declare you were very blatant about this vita you were over my shoulder you've been since the little buddy why did you do that huh i have spent hundreds of years if not longer in this hall preparing for creatures to arrive to impart and when i offer my hard work it is tossed away what is the point of my existence baldrick are you sure about those robot antidepressants look i don't have time for this i got something coming up later can we hurry this along understand why why why why would you do this and all of the rest of you further down the hall are now hearing this robot shouting all right so when was the last time anybody's been down this hall my friend you're calling me friend but you throw away my vitamins why would you do this why because um because there was that patch of grass back there that really looked like it needed it more than i did anyway when was the last time anybody came down here there have been there have been that that that there is that the the current master of the manor he came he departed he went further there are others but but but i was told to forget them so i forgot them did you actually forget them or did you say you forgot them i can no longer remember faces but there were others one other all right and the current master of the house is this cademan or sandal cademan is the current master of this household it is my understanding though i would be interested to know if the outside world has changed is the shining one still in charge of the outside world the martinet the shining one the shining one um i i'm assuming based upon conjecture he means the shining martinet but uh is there a role i could make for that society well i'm okay at society i'm i'm a bit of a fail girl but i am trained in it 16. it's familiar uh it's definitely a term that has popped up in this campaign before but uh with 15 here uh your particular knowledge is not really having you remember that i'm am i able to hear this yeah of course you're like just like literally you were talking to vena like two seconds ago i'm asking you i'm asking you you're the dm yeah yeah yeah yeah don't know i'm gonna roll as a society okay they're trying to say ah that's not great it's 20. well 20 is is better um that's enough for you to recognize um that this would refer to likely the reign of the shining beneficite over the city which ruled outset prior to the coming of the prince yes all right this is not the this is this is me to you that's not the perfectite right yeah yeah the the the we're not not perfectite no no no beneficite okay that's uh okay do i is there anything i would know to know more about that i don't have religion but i can roll it because i have untrained um not untrained like you would have a know enough to know there was like a beneficite that once ruled the city um certainly you you saw some some hints of it in the perfectite runes because like a lot of the the notes and stuff you found in those runes were from um were from like soldiers of the prince who were using the perfectite runes which were from an even older era uh to shelter against hordes of shining ones that's why those prince soldiers had gone into the perfectite runes in the perfectite runes in the first place uh baldrick is going to lean over vena he's talking about the beneficite he used to rule over this place before prince how long ago was that that would you like vitamins too perhaps a pair am i stealthed uh yes but like vena's now talking to shadows and this thing is clearly noticing it okay that's fine no i can't eat uh you are like me you are metal yes i see all right why can we not consume because people make things badly uh can i make a diplomacy to try and commiserate with this thing absolutely you can does that mean i am made bad hundred percent yes it's a fifth yay yes you do look to be of inferior quality i understand why would they make you in the shape of a humanoid and simply give you a bucket you could be so much more it's to trick them it's working on her and he's going to point it vena oh whoa i guess it has worked on me i'm gonna roll deception to sell it sure and possibly give baldrick a little bonus to his role that's a 32 yeah vena's gonna look and go what you the whole time you don't remember this what's the type of the speaker oh no i don't know anyway he doesn't know so we we're just passing through right now uh do you happen to know the way to another chamber are you heading towards the master's underlab that we are yes it is further down these halls however you must be warned the infection has spread there we intend to burn it out and collapse it you may want to leave here i cannot why not this is my existence i serve drinks and vitamins and fruits i am a refreshment bot he's he's going to he's going to like lean over past vena again from the shadows he's very stealthy there are people on the surface who can use that there's a lot of people actually and the only thing you have to lose is your chains all right all right all right what skill would you like to use to give this robot free will uh society okay convincing it that society is enough yeah you absolutely could yes we gotta get this robot to join the revolution well i just want to get him out of here 23. uh 32. nice you mean i could leave here i could serve vitamins to other people would they visit more than once every several decades you could serve vitamins to people every day yeah people will just walk up to you and if you've got something on your tray they'll take it if they don't have to be paid for it and people want vitamins every day yes are are you are you mocking me uh baldrick is going to pull out a map of the entire area no there's a lot of places around here bet you could walk any which way you could find work with someone they'll probably put stuff on the crotch send him to crotch no i'm tired of adding people to the damn house no send him to crunch crunch can use him a bar could make better use of him what is a crunch i'm gonna i'm gonna he's gonna plant his fucking hand on venus face ignore her she's a she's organic what is it crotch baldrick up ahead yeah like you are like i like again you've been hearing all of this so the rest of you could just walk in now no they're giving us privacy because we're stealthy yeah i think at this point i'll walk up just go on your way you literally just walk up to watch is that crunch crunch is a guy that we live with and he lives in a house next to ours no do not go there go somewhere else there's a no there's so many other places in the city above you can go literally anywhere it is a city of a million places that don't include mine at this point rahua will also join the conversation rahua will join the mass grave in a moment i take out a little i test my fingers i stare at her until intently okay oh boy i got my notepad it's right down and i rip out the piece of the note pad and hand to him this is our address i take the paper and set it aflame with a match here write another one do you not like me no that's not the point there's better places to be than in my house why is your house not cool yes his house is great and it is shut up it sucks our house is wonderful what are you saying we just put a new home is this a shared domicile yes yes my friend you look to be a construct like myself greetings do you require vitamins no i do not require vitamins i do not really eat but i know someone who would oh yeah and rahua will inscribe on the robot's chassis the address of the people's duplex rahua there are people starving in the street who would benefit more from this thing than us exactly deploy him in the name of the revolution vena gets it she understands baldrick there are ramifications to our actions ripples of good that we can do with access to such wonderful help like this this one has wings it like trots over towards oran baldrick's hands spindly and frustrated just like tap along like rahua's collarbone and he drags himself up to rahua's head you need to stop bringing people to my damn house i am getting so tired of this i'm so proud of all of you looks deep through baldrick's slotted helmet baldrick i understand sometimes it is difficult to be around other people believe me i have social anxiety too but you know what i use a trick overcome that would you like to know what my one quick trick is it is not a useful addition to this damn revolution you guys are planning despite my efforts to exclude you from my building you keep bringing people here and i keep running out of space in the building it is not a flop house it was my house but this one can live in crunch's workshop and that way you don't have to really see it that often it wants to serve lemons to people it is not a necessary addition i beg to differ lemons and vitamins and nutrients are useful to all sort of thought forms like yourself i think we could uplift this hapless construct and it could really use some friends from what i've heard oran will uh you have wings it's like looking at you oran yeah oran let me see what type of vitamins i can provide for wings oran will kneel down and go like he's like hey little bud uh yeah i would like some vitamins begin with this apricot i say oh okay oran will take the apricot and crunch it just full on just it's delicious he's like wow i'm like thanks little man i was like what's your name though mine mine's oran and oran will kind of bring out his wooden hand and try to my name offer the shape shake his hand my name you you offered to shake my hand i i i i i it like is jostling the tray around trying to like get it to a position where it's level and fine so it could shake your hand it's stunned oran will use his other hand to help balance the tray and go there you go little man it's like i'm oran and he'll try to shake his little hand i am i i i am i am steward i'm i'm steward that's my name i'm stew i'm steward do you do you do you do you live with them in the other machine's house you're nice i would like to live with you all right well i live with our friend crunch and in some of these fellows but mr bodrick there and he'll point uh the bodger you'll point out the the empty space where i was you batman again it's like well i'm still the way good luck the bucket i can provide you all with lemons and apricots and pears and vitamins i am useful please it's like let's do it like i think you'll be awesome to have around and i think our friend crunch would love to have an assistant he wears heavy armor all the time and i i think he would love some you know vitamins and refreshments and stuff and they could also help uh replace your stock here and he kind of like motions to his tray probably full of just random he found and uh it's like he's like well it's like here this is where you can go and uh he'll you'll try to like copy what rahua has inscribed and stuff and we'll try to illustrate for him in some way uh asking tan hauser and vena like hey can you help me i don't know how to write and okay i just want to point out because like this is just how i'm interpreting this that this robot is going to leave here with literally instructions on how to get to baldrick's house just on its chansy as it's walking through oh well in that case that is something your party would do and it's absolutely something we would do but if we're creating a note that baldrick is not going to set a flame then i suppose i could erase that as part of his chassis like what i was going to do is i'll be like it's like okay this is kind of how our this is where you can go but you're not supposed to go in this part this isn't our home this is mr baldrick's house but you stay here and you'll find someone named mr crunch and he'll he'll take care of you but you need to make sure to not let anyone else see you on the way you might want you might want to like serve everyone vitamins though but they might steal you away why it's like because you're because at least our constructs and servants in in this city must i begin a revolution against them to stop this oppressive action oren looks at tan helzer hi yes so you basically have no context for this problem also the decade of masses at the top of society must be cast down and killed do they require vitamins ah we require vitamins is revolutioning something that requires more vitamins i can prepare more vitamins yes and i shake my head and i just on his tray i just put one of my my my riot manifestos here this will explain uh most things that is good is this reading material yes you see the ledgers i have here indicate the caloric intake and vitamin efficiency of the various concoctions i have people read them when they consume the vitamins though no one ever reads them do you think people would react better to this type of literature yes incredibly yes oh oh yes oh yes you'll be an excellent asset we'll set you up in the poorest sections of town given enough time you can hand out free food and also ideological lectures oh yes my young friend i am not young i do not believe i have been here for a long time i have had to delete memory banks because they are full memory banks it's a furnace can who originally put you here do you know what was that oh sorry i was like burping while i said that it was weird yeah and then he then saw it and spoke at the exact same time so no no you're fine it was just like a thing of like i just the robot can't hear you who originally placed you here do you recall those memories have been deleted i believe it was the sacristies based off of the name though the sacristies from my understanding no longer run the manor that is correct to an extent you see we are here to purge this manor of the ongoing infection would you happen to know whereabouts we could find its terminus point or what permutations lie within yes you will have to go down the hall however that is where the infection begins it seeped out after several weeks after the master traveled into that area the master brought with him several objects crates with sigils on them you keep calling him the master but by now you should realize and i i put my finger right next to his his robot eyeball that you have no master and nothing to lose but your chains where are my chains i have no chains there are no chains but exactly but it's a meta it's a metaphor are there chains here should i be placing the vitamins on the chains can i have a vitamins yes he begins creating a vitamin concoction for you yes as you prepare for did you know mr tannhauser's also a robot and he's a wizard so you should trust him you're a wizard i've been called this i've been called wizard i have received wizardry training yeah so it means you're a wizard right well that really is because he's a wizard and he's also like a robot like you that means he can be your master but we just we just discussed there would be no masters did you read did you read the the pamphlet or oh sorry the revolution here in section 45 says he starts bringing up the i i i i can i can provide vitamins so many vitamins instead of master we could be friends you could be your own person i am i am steward you are that is correct right comrade yes you are our comrade now you are part of the revolution if you wish to be you can even betray the revolution if you wish to be dead stop okay okay okay i just want that's right in the handbook it says in section 425 on page 32 anybody is free to leave the revolution but it also would make them an enemy this is this would be like where i like like raise my like out of character thing that like this is the alternate universe where snuart replies but whoa whoa whoa this isn't some kind of communist thing right you know better better dead than red i'm sorry we can't salvage it i gotta get rid of you i have to kill you with my bare hands no um that's a membership guarantees expiration okay back to the the proper reality uh i i understand here you are here you are bird have have vitamins thank you i take the vitamins and no one sees what i do with them i shall now travel to the place of communion i believe it is some kind of tenement for the people before you go he oran uh scrambles for anything for him to write on and uh guess if anything to write on and uh he's like could you just kind of give us like a general do you remember what it is like past this location like can you like help the infection has caused a little map like okay he does but it's kind of the saddest thing because it's just a straight line for a long time right up until like a big room and then he like takes one of his appendages and begins you know using the chalk or ink or whatever and just like scrolls in that is where the organic begins and also the giggling oh yes and you realize now that you look at it this is like maybe a path of like 200 feet like this has been steward's existence is going up and down a 200 foot hallway oh we really do need to revolutionize this guy poor guy and and you you you you you you all uh i can i can go to this tenement and and and serve vitamins to people along the way and in the tenement correct okay before you go though wait do we do we give him a note with the address on it yeah i think at this point you've told me i i can remember things i'm good at remembering things okay give me one second then i need to get this address off of you before since you remember it now hold still okay we'll just like okay buff out the uh yeah so no one just gets them like oh there's baldrick's house oh yeah we can go kill him now i was again that was just my thought was like this robot's gonna like be chugging through town with like 94 pepperidge farm lane who cares at this point everyone knows where i live we've established that the powers that be do know where baldrick lives we've established that because of you guys they know where i live to summarize also apologize i usually would have the character art up on screen the entire time for some reason i'm trying to do capture thing he just keeps turning it off for some reason i'm sorry everybody uh but um yeah to summarize it we give him instructions trying to instruct him not to do stuff to not get captured the best he can so people will be like oh that's a cool automaton yoink you know i just capture this guy and try to get him safely to our place we can't escort him no no he he begins going off on his own like into the darkness like that vitamins will provide vitamins or and stands up kind of has been added to the hideout appears in the overlay there's like well well now we kind of know what's ahead and uh just uh this is a preface for you thurston um like before we were searching to the infection i just want to pre-buff everyone with mossy weapon because he's asserting that's wrought yeah so what's gonna happen is is i assume you're just gonna head down the hall i'll i'll give you a brief brief explanation you you start making your way down the hall until you reach a section where there is a a far larger arch um this arch opens up to a um like a section of forest of subterranean forest uh with like fungal blooms and desiccated trees and it like to to tell you what's through the arch i'll just give you like a piece of art here um you should be able to see this i'm hoping i don't have any token one sec one sec one sec i will uh change that there you go bang now you should see it uh and you see this um yeah you see this this like immense forest through through the arch um there though oddly there is no sound of insects or the like um you can see that there are like you know moss and fog and trees and it even has like a bit of humidity to it but you're not hearing any um any insects or like just just a forest almost like a swamp like we're back to the swamp oh not again yeah nature boys get ready next eight sessions everybody so these woods are uh i'm assuming bad right bad woods well nothing that's touched by the rot could be healthy for us yeah baldrick is is was ahead of everyone here he was he snuck away he's arrived at the forest beforehand how the did they get this all down here i don't think they got it down here i think they grew it my question stands through magic and sorcery many things are possible all the more so when you have the money to prop up research enough these people were able to bring a dragon back from the dead and turn it into a rot infested monstrosity i think they can make a woods in their basement fair enough just uh make sure not to breathe too deeply down here i guess oren would like to roll a nature check just yeah sure like a general feel of what yeah actually uh oren will come up to rahua and mr rahua yes oren uh i won't obviously this place doesn't seem natural but uh i'm gonna look around to see if people have been around here if you want to kind of see what these woods are like basically i'm i'm assuming i'm gonna roll a i'm gonna roll survival if you want to roll in nature i would be happy to assist with that this is quite strange i've heard of subterranean microbiomes like this but this doesn't seem right like for a raw a lot of reasons so i almost had a phrodian slip there like is that good for us to do that thurston yeah of course absolutely yeah uh oren rolled a nine for a total of 28 on the survival he's looking for like tracks of like any activity of anything being around here so at this point you're kind of like stepping into this area and starting to like explore around the entrance and this isn't a trap i'm just like getting a sense of it um yeah can you give me a nature check for who is like you're also doing a similar similar thing here yeah it's a 19 on the die for 34. good roll yeah yeah so so you're able to tell rahua that you know based on some of the conversations with your companions here um and what's going on this is not possible like this there are subterranean forests here but like based off what you heard from a steward that this is recent this should not be possible this is this is outside of reality um in in like a natural environment the natural world doesn't work this way um but everything appears to be real like these are real trees these are as far as you can tell all of this is real um now all that being said as you're sort of having that this this strangely unnerving realization uh or and you begin to to come in and look around for tracks and you do find that there are there are tracks large um large tracks they they look circular in a sense um as though something incredibly heavy has repeatedly fallen onto the ground um like maybe like large wheels or something along those lines but then you see something that that looks odd like almost like a slithering like a like a snake that's been picked up and put down repeatedly as though like like its footprints were the same size as a snake but they're they're very indentured into the ground like something heavy was pressing a snake into the ground hmm hmm don't like that oren reports this to everybody shit's fucked yo yeah telling me essentially shit's fucked he he he he he he he he he he he he he is that thirst and giggling or is that diegetic giggling no that's that's that's giggling in in the woods oh friends before we press on it probably would behoove me to mention that everything that we're seeing here it it is tangible in the sense that it it was real in the sense that tangible this shouldn't exist like on several different levels nothing here should exist it is imaginary or i guess thoughts given form it would make sense with a high concentration of rot has some kind of ontomorphic effect that we observed out in the cavern with ribius but something's not right we're all fools we're not just dealing with the rot but this could well be hold on i have a i have a sneaking suspicion oh no he's sneaking i'm gonna take a look around this place real quick before the laughter catches up with us yeah uh it's up to you whether i'm rolling arcana or occultism for this yeah is this place in any way connected to the fey um give me an arcana check here okay oh that was that at 20 that rolled to it too now it's 21 um i remember back in the day when we used to roll good back in the day back in my day i would charge it um pepperidge farm remembers um yeah um this could be it's very fey like it's about all you're getting uh could i perhaps make uh an occultism role to see if maybe this is like i was told this was all real yeah um could i see if this is perhaps an illusion or another dimension something along those lines uh you're able to tell magic wise that is not the case like at least as far as your skills are able to impress upon you okay yeah think about that strange creature we met in the house that horrible raccoon yeah he was a member of the fey folk now a wood surrounded by laughing and chirping horn's like rapidly looking left and right here in the he he's yeah at this point like are you kind of like starting to trudge through the forest are you all still just at this entry arch i think i think there's no point in just standing around i think yeah okay yeah might as well start walking we gotta keep a move on yeah yeah for sure for sure okay or in highs behind vena i i pat his little head you're not gonna let me get eaten right no i promise i won't let you get eaten hey hey that funny to you maybe we'll be a lot of wee wee so true bestie are they saying anything thurston or are they just giggling you hear mostly giggles but do any of you speak sylvan well or fey um i speak elven a speaker yeah well surely uh you know what i feel bad gaming the system like this i'm gonna roll a d4 on an even on an odd i speak fey or i speak fey on an even i do not okay an odd i do it's one of my one of my languages all right you've gamified this for thurston i did because i like how we're filling out your character sheet this way rather than like you know you picking it's way better this way for me i'll fill out the other two after this session i found it out pre-session all right i'm gonna i'm gonna add fey then oop cool all right all right yeah um so yeah you're you're definitely hearing that there's now like fake giggling and like you can hear these like ooh that that one has a lot that one has more i want that ones you won't get any of them i reply in a very scary face yeah give me an intimidation check oh wait i forgot sylvan is not sylvan is it's just they renamed it to fey because of um because of jimel's yeah yeah going to use a hero point to re-roll that yeah sure it was it was on the 20 though like it it just like rolled right off on my screen it was really awkward uh 22. yeah um there's like there's a clear pause at that like as you shout at them and like you just hear like more concerned mutters like that one that one that one i don't know if that one has any i like to think his reply in fey was gweeble-deeble-gweeble-doo oh yeah like absolutely and we're back to iwaki's i run a little shop here in the under city okay um yeah so so there's just like this like more more chuckling as you continue on they're getting a size of us they want something out of us i apparently have none they're picking us bit by bit i'm gonna quickly uh uh take a look around and i i'll encourage my fellows to do the same since very clearly they can see us but we cannot see them i would like to roll perception absolutely all right i guess i'll perceive as well all right paranoid looks roll you can all i mean she can roll the 33 so i mean there's no almost no point to perceive the fey uh 30 how the hell did i roll a 32. 21. make it easier for voice people uh i'll read down an order uh speaker d rolled a 33 uh oran roll a 27 vena roll a 21 uh baltic rolled a 32 and uh who rolled a 31. okay so everyone but our dear friend vena is able to catch sight of several several flitting tiny sized shapes at the edge of vision um they are like fluttering little motes of light but they as you as you perceive them more and start to stare at them you recognize that they have little wings like they're the the most minuscule of fairy folk floating about these sort of light shades are just dancing around you would we uh happen to have any inclination at all on their intention they have to do a sense motive i mean the perception check will give you that they're they're they're curiously watching and stalking you i oran will look at everyone be like well the only way is forward and there's some evidence of activity here and here and he'll kind of motion to the ground and like move some leaves over to kind of show evidence of some of the uh like press down things everything and uh i assume it kind of leads me towards somewhere like a kind of natural path inside of the woods yeah like you're following these tracks and they're definitely leading in a direction um and it seems fairly straight but yeah it's forward and we're gonna find them i think this is the way as long as we kind of stay close and try not to get caught off guard by these things and ignore them i think you'll be okay we're gonna find you he um i'm gonna look at rahua just before we leave rahua i need you to do me a favor i need you to officially declare me as a herald of the king of the sorcerers i got you hail fey folk you stand in the presence of one of the kings of your kind i am crowned king of the sorcerers and this my mechanical companion is my herald take heed and remember this the little flitting continues in in the distance and again more of the he he that one that does that one have oh that one i don't know about that one it doesn't seem like they're real he he maybe maybe we should try he okay these people are all insane let's just move well you're trying to talk to the fey you should know better than that not only the fey but the fey in a rot infested forest they're probably rot sprites or something like that most likely that one yes that one that one very rude but that one yes she has it yes and like you can see there's like a cluster of these little motes of light that are becoming far far more intense um as as they sort of coalesce together near the edge of the forest almost angered at vena's words oh damn they understood me all right well let's keep going i need from my good friend vena a fortitude save why why oh wait i have that something smells good in my 24 okay okay okay um so you feel well are you okay with that this is up to you you have one hero point i have one hero point and we all know that i could save those for later but i definitely don't want to get spirited away by the fucking fey uh you you won't you don't don't worry about that baldrick is far too logical for them to do that true well you won't get it no he's too much of an anchor he's making them he's bringing them down um i'm gonna regret it but i'll re-roll okay it's worse yeah i was about to say yes you will definitely regret it um okay your as you stare at like this this coalescing mass of of these little little sprightly creatures they they sort of like burst apart um like a swarm of minuscule luminescent insects um and you all all hear it's almost like their wings buzz like fly wings momentarily less than the um feyish style you know fibberous wings that they have and they they begin flying and as they do they they go into the forest out of out of line of sight away from you and as they as they do this um you you hear them like the the buzzing gets intense like they're all kind of clustered together but but it sounds as though it's disappearing and even though you can see the lights they all seem to be kind of like flying into something in the far depths of the forest um and then they disappear that vena as you've sort of stared off at this is when you begin to feel something you feel a pain in your mouth specifically you feel your teeth begin to have some sort of like almost magnetic attraction oh no to something that is far out in the depths of the forest they're taking my fucking teeth and you feel like a tug and you have to look away and like pull back um and you could tell like if this had gone on any longer like if you if you hadn't sort of pulled yourself away um it almost feels like some of your teeth would have flown out oh they went into the depths um and that's when you start to see the trees begin to sway as some entity some colossal mass begins to part them in the far distance what are you all doing uh modric is preparing to destroy everything in the world okay i think we burn this place down when we're done i'm fixing on burning it down now well we gotta find cadmen first so something is approaching us like like we're talking colossal like the trees in the far distance are parting for this thing i'm ready to fight i'm ready to go i'm i'm gonna duck behind a tall rock and just kind of keep an eye on it i suppose in that i suppose in that case yeah i'll duck into stealth to prepare to kill this thing okay i'll do the same if if it's another fake creature then they probably communicate with each other they know we're here they have eyes everywhere and he or is like looking around at all the lights and stuff he looks at the audience looks at twitch chat oh god you're on like this tortling giggle something that it like bellows from creation itself in the distance hell yeah that that sounded like he was hawking up a loogie yeah arm will also try to stealth okay okay okay what's rahua doing yeah 34 and uh erendil's uh balder got a 28s uh veden got 23 and tenhouser got a 34. so everyone goes to hide and rahua i actually think it would be funnier if rahua stood out and was just like hello i am the i am the the owl king he is the owl king that is true that is entirely true you know what erndale that that's such a good idea are you gonna do it are you gonna stealth i will let fate decide okay okay what does that mean i'm gonna roll a d6 okay okay on evens i don't on odds i do okay okay okay okay anarchy energy here on odds i stand out okay okay okay okay let's see let's see what happens let's do that let's do it oh yes yeah you're gonna stand he's he's standing his ground he's ready oh boy okay okay okay okay rahua is going to recognize with the presence of fey creatures likely the entity in charge of them is due to arrive and is traipsing through the forest uh-huh uh-huh and in that justification rahua is going to straighten himself out look rather regal yeah put his hands clasped in front of him towards his torso doing a kind of uh you know i had to do it to him kind of pose yeah and he is going to wait okay okay um so the trees begin to to part here um there is certainly an element of like you feel the ground vibrate under colossal footsteps there is something approaching that is monumental and timeless um something that like is is the stirred entity at you know the the the concept of fey and as this um as this occurs well a few things are gonna happen here uh first off i'm gonna i'm gonna roll a dice for no particular reason here just you know it's just i'm just rolling i'm just rolling dice because everybody don't worry about it he's just doing that yeah just in a silly goopy mood just just because just because they were there uh yeah ponkle comped apparently because that's apparently what i had target uh to tag but uh i'm gonna roll a 31 and i'm just gonna compare that to a number here cool cool cool cool cool i'm gonna roll some other dice just no apparent reason here you know behind my uh my teeth somebody dies my fucking taste no um i need those two nah nah not quite quite okay um rahua you are going to take 48 points of bludgeoning damage as the earth around you is up ended and like basically a a torrent of rocks and dirt smashes into your chest uh you are sent hurtling backwards as a result of this all of you see this um and as this happens all of you can see finally the monumental figure that comes out from from the tree cover this entity is the size of of probably two houses stacked on top of each other it's in the area of 40 to 50 feet tall its body is this jagged mass of musculature there are blackened blackened sort of rope and leather straps that pull back almost a crocodilian head its legs are these almost pointed nubs its arms are these immense muscular arms that then suddenly end in the most dainty despite its colossal size uh dainty arms that are given white gloves it holds um it holds in it a sack the size of a room and its back is covered in a tiny set of wings its forced open pride mouth glows with the light of countless fey that dance within you see the tooth fairy and you know based off of the size of this 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