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Barra Bits - Is That Sandpaper In Your Pants or Are You Just Pleased To See Me · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates and you just
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  Speaker 1: crack gags, added a lot of colour, humour.
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  Speaker 2: Time.
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  Speaker 1: He went to boss.
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  Speaker 3: Level for Barra's Beards.
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  Speaker 1: Have some of this. Bang.
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  Speaker 4: Gold's 96 FM.
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  Speaker 3: Morning Barra.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I've had two coffees. Oat milk.
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  Speaker 5: Oat milk?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oat milk, cappuccinos.
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  Speaker 4: Old school, I like it to come from a cow.
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  Speaker 3: There's no such thing as oat milk. How do you
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  Speaker 3: get milk from an oat?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's really hard to milk.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hang on, you guys. Stuff that comes out of
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  Speaker 1: a cow, it's sheepers.
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  Speaker 4: It's like milking an almond. It's also difficult.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, Chippy. You keep believing there, Barry.
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  Speaker 4: With milk like a real person.
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  Speaker 1: Don't stop believing. Look, I wanted to mention off the top,
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  Speaker 1: the Dockers Doig Medal, the club championship was on Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: It was a good night, actually. They spoke well. It
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  Speaker 1: was sort of bittersweet. It's very hard to get your
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  Speaker 1: head around You know, the feeling in the room. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Still a bit flat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And the boys are a little bit embarrassed, I suppose,
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  Speaker 1: about the last four minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing to be embarrassed about.
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  Speaker 1: What was the message? Well, the CEO got up there
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  Speaker 1: and he basically said, look, no pressure, no pressure. These
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  Speaker 1: boys will put in the work in preparation to unleash
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  Speaker 1: hell in 2027. Unleash Hell. Fighting words. Unleashing Hell. And
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  Speaker 1: that sort of rang a bell. Does that ring a
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  Speaker 1: bell for you guys?
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  Speaker 4: Ring a hell's bell?
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  Speaker 3: No, don't mention that.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we just don't say things like Unleash Hell and
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  Speaker 2: all these really overly dramatic things.
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  Speaker 4: Just let it play out.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it came from one of my favourite movies. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm mad as hell. Gladiator. I'm as mad as hell.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to take it anymore. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to take it anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's actually– I was going to say, that's from–
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  Speaker 4: That's a different movie. That's from Network. Network, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Let's– Love that guy.
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  Speaker 4: Shall we refresh our memory?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's refresh our memory. Strength and honour.
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  Speaker 3: Strength and honour.
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  Speaker 1: Strength and honour.
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  Speaker 3: At my signal. Unleash hell.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: God, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I can't hear Gladiator anymore without saying that cat go,
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  Speaker 2: my name is.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: Russell Crowe, don't spoil my movies.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love Russell Crowe. I watched him in the
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  Speaker 4: Unabomber on the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I love that guy.
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  Speaker 3: That was rather dramatic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. And I think I've got a solution now.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe because, you know, Wolfie time. Do we need to
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  Speaker 1: rest Wolfie time next year just for a little while?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I've never heard something that was only
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  Speaker 2: used twice or three times maybe talked about as much.
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  Speaker 4: As Wolfie time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, in the grand final probably– gave it extra,
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  Speaker 1: and it probably didn't work. It sort of misfired. So
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  Speaker 1: I reckon we rest Wharfie time and we go full.
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  Speaker 4: We'll get over it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go full gladiator.
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  Speaker 3: Unleash hell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: That could go just as bad.
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  Speaker 5: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: The stadium goes dark at Optus. Purple lights. The bells
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  Speaker 1: start tolling. Russell Crowe's voice booms out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies
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  Speaker 1: of Fremantle.
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  Speaker 4: And then someone's going to go, my name is Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: And I will have my premiership. All right.
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  Speaker 4: I reckon we just let it speak for itself.
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  Speaker 1: Strength and honour. Let it rest. Let it get me going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a pretty basic bloke, but that would get me going,
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  Speaker 1: I've got to say. Anyway, enough joking around.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Youngie as Maximus would be good, though. Imagine him as Maximus.
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  Speaker 1: He may be good. So what happened was Luke Jackson
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  Speaker 1: won the Doig medal. After that, it was very close.
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  Speaker 1: Luke Jackson wins the first Doigie medal. 40 votes clear
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  Speaker 1: of Brayshaw. Then Brayshaw pips Sorong by just one vote
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  Speaker 1: for second. Tracy finishes fourth. They kick 57 goals. Career high.
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  Speaker 1: Shea Bolton finished fifth. He won the Norm Smith medal,
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  Speaker 1: of course.
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  Speaker 4: Where'd my boy come?
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  Speaker 1: And Patrick Voss?
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  Speaker 4: No, purple headband.
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  Speaker 1: Purple headband. No, not in the.
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  Speaker 4: Not even in it.
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  Speaker 2: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: He's around the... Actually, I haven't got... Could you look
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  Speaker 1: up Murphy Rewind?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I will.
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  Speaker 1: Because Patrick Voss was seventh.
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  Speaker 3: Ninth.
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  Speaker 5: Ninth. Ninth.
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  Speaker 1: Chip in? Very good. Coffees.
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  Speaker 3: That's why he's producer. Someone knows what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Well done to him. Now, I want to play this
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  Speaker 1: audio because this happened yesterday at Leaderville.
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  Speaker 5: They fight it to the last. Britain's kick. Siren sounds.
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  Speaker 5: And the derby drought is over for the Eagles in
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  Speaker 5: the W. They beat Fremantle for the very first time
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  Speaker 5: in a classic matchup in front of almost 6,000 fans.
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  Speaker 5: The Eagles finally salute in the derby and it is
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  Speaker 5: utter delight.
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  Speaker 3: Well done.
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  Speaker 4: Did they unleash hell?
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  Speaker 1: They did. They lost eight straight since AFLW. They were
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  Speaker 1: in the AFLW and that was their first win. Which
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  Speaker 1: takes me back to my day because we had a
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  Speaker 1: pact at the West Coast Eagles not to lose to
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  Speaker 1: the Dockers while the current legends were around. Yeah. You know,
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  Speaker 1: all those guys. Yeah. And they won nine straight.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: And then the Dockers pinched the 10th one. So a
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  Speaker 1: bit of history there. And Ella Roberts was outstanding. She
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  Speaker 1: won her second Derby medal. Last time they lost. So
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  Speaker 1: this was, we had bragging rights. That's an upgrade. And
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  Speaker 1: well done to the Eagles. The Dockers were good too.
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  Speaker 1: They're still in the eight. So going beautifully. And I
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  Speaker 1: got a message from AFLW headquarters that thanks to Russell
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  Speaker 1: for mentioning St Kilda. Where were you going with that?
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  Speaker 2: How could you not?
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  Speaker 3: 41 seconds to go and they kicked it. And it
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  Speaker 3: was a point.
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  Speaker 4: And it was a point.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it nearly.
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  Speaker 1: Nick Del Santo, the coach, wants to speak to you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's got bigger things to say. Nick, we've got
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  Speaker 3: some tips for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think he's got bigger things to worry about.
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  Speaker 1: I played in a game where we only scored one
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  Speaker 1: goal for the Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but that was a goal.
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  Speaker 4: We spent so much time talking about unleashing hell.
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  Speaker 1: We'll just get to the NRL grand final in a
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  Speaker 1: moment or the premiership to the Sydney Roosters. But I'll
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  Speaker 1: just mention a bloke I greatly admire, Jamie Graham, Dockers
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  Speaker 1: assistant coach. It's looking like he might be the next
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  Speaker 1: coach of North Melbourne.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people are saying no. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, don't go there. Yeah, Nathan Buckley pulled out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Or maybe he'll go to Brisbane or Geelong
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  Speaker 1: if Chris Cott goes to Brisbane. Anyway, just wanted to say,
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  Speaker 1: great man. He'll bring all the Frio IP. Coached at
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  Speaker 1: West Coast during the 2018 Premiership. He played at West
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  Speaker 1: Coast in the 2006 Premiership. World's best bloke. He's the
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  Speaker 1: only bloke I would consider going over to be his
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  Speaker 1: media manager.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: He probably wouldn't want me, but anyway, I'd go anyways. So,
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  Speaker 1: but now, Lise, this is.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So, NRL Grand Final.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're here.
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  Speaker 2: My first full NRL game I watched.
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  Speaker 1: You watched it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I believe some, a little bird told me that
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  Speaker 1: you were practicing the toughest name in world sport. The bloke,
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  Speaker 1: the winger from the Roosters. And I'm so glad I'm
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  Speaker 1: not on the news tonight because probably Rhino's going to
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  Speaker 1: have to try to... Can you give him a few chips?
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  Speaker 4: He is of Fijian and Italian descent.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, right.
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  Speaker 4: His name is Mark.
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  Speaker 2: We're referring to him as Marky Mark during the game
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  Speaker 2: last night.
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  Speaker 4: But I practiced the whole.
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  Speaker 2: Game to try to pronounce, I believe, Naongani Tawase. But
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  Speaker 2: guess who knows... Guess who has the definitive?
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  Speaker 1: Not the peanut.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: Our mate Julian.
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  Speaker 1: He's a peanut.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Let's learn how to pronounce the name of this Australian
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  Speaker 1: rugby player. So let's break it down, Mark. You already
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  Speaker 1: knew that.
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  Speaker 5: Nawongani.
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  Speaker 1: Nawongani Tawase.
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  Speaker 3: Thank God he wasn't calling the game last night.
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  Speaker 4: I got it from Wikipedia. Mark Nawongani Tawase.
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  Speaker 1: Even he struggled. He's off to rugby union too.
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  Speaker 4: So you can give that to Rye today.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I'll admit to crying. I was crying during the
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  Speaker 1: NRL grand final in front of my dog, Frankie, who
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  Speaker 1: was very confused. He goes, what's wrong with dad? He's crying.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't know. Sometimes he cries.
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  Speaker 4: Is this the tribute for?
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  Speaker 1: For Jai Arrow.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And because I know Nathan Charles and he happened to
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  Speaker 1: be in that. What was that thing? It was a...
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  Speaker 1: Like a motorbike, three-wheel.
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  Speaker 4: Motorbike thing, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Tracky thing.
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  Speaker 3: Like a golf cart type.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When Amy Shark did the You Never Walk Alone, I
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  Speaker 1: was weeping. And then Dave Gleeson and Phil Jameson came
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  Speaker 1: out and saved the day in some ways in terms of,
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  Speaker 1: you know, brought us back to reality a little bit. Well.
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  Speaker 3: Lifting the vibe.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I mean, yeah, you'll never walk alone. That would
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  Speaker 4: have been a bit heavy for the whole time. But
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  Speaker 4: it's the crowd that got me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, doing the arrow thing as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all those people standing up, supporting it.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, there's a few people have complained about
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  Speaker 2: the quality of the performance. But let's not forget, this
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  Speaker 2: was hastily hobbled together like 48 hours out. These people
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  Speaker 2: donated what they were paid to MND. You know, you
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  Speaker 2: can't really complain too much about something like that.
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  Speaker 3: People will always complain.
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  Speaker 1: If you do, you're a bit sad. It wasn't really entertainment,
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  Speaker 1: was it? It was bigger than rugby league. It was
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  Speaker 1: bigger than sport.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Volandis did say we're going to have something different.
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  Speaker 4: It is going to, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I loved it. So stop bagging it. The other
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  Speaker 1: thing on Friday, Australia plays South Africa in first test, right?
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  Speaker 1: So it's the first time we've been there since Sandpaper
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  Speaker 1: Gate in 2018. So they're girding their loins, the Aussies,
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  Speaker 1: particularly Steve Smith, who's there now.
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  Speaker 3: He's still around.
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  Speaker 1: He's the only one there left. That's right. Or Nathan,
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  Speaker 1: what's his name, the bowler line. Smudgy, good luck. And
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  Speaker 1: then the test match where it all happened in 2018
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  Speaker 1: is on October 27. So they're all eight years later.
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  Speaker 1: You can imagine the welcoming committee. Hey, g'day, Steve. Remember us? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks a lot.
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  Speaker 3: All the crowd will stand up and just push something
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  Speaker 3: down the front of their pants.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, is that some sandpaper in
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  Speaker 2: your pants or are you just happy to be back here?
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  Speaker 4: And you can't blame them.
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  Speaker 1: That's on the promo. You got that? Hey, look, because
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  Speaker 1: you know why? Maybe Steve Smith should take the mickey
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  Speaker 1: and pretend to get some sandpaper out of his undies
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: Mate, that would be a real Aussie thing to do. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: pretend to sort of. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think he just wants it to just die.
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  Speaker 1: On the balls.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Perth Wildcats, terrific start to the season. Three straight wins.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, their star hasn't even turned up. They've
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  Speaker 1: got this fellow, what's his name again? Elijah Pepper.
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  Speaker 3: Let's ask Julian.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's Pepper. And he's scored 25 in all three games.
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  Speaker 1: We've got this NBA point guard turning up. He's 34.
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  Speaker 1: He played 10 years in the NBA. So good player.
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  Speaker 1: 451 NBA games. And he's going to be here. Brandon Knight.
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  Speaker 1: So imagine when he gets here, we're going to be
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  Speaker 1: real good. And quickly, the Malaysian Grand Prix.
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  Speaker 3: Which was really the Bahrain Grand Prix.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Bahrain.
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  Speaker 4: Nellie got rained out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it did. And guess what happened? Cars stopped. The
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  Speaker 1: software crashed. Drivers couldn't accelerate. They didn't know whether to
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  Speaker 1: start the race. Eventually, Max Verstappen won. So well done
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  Speaker 1: to him. But it's just because he couldn't complete his
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  Speaker 1: software update.
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  Speaker 5: Seriously.
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  Speaker 1: It's like they had to reboot the car. Like, turn
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  Speaker 1: it off and on again. Really? You know, like when
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  Speaker 1: you go into, like, time zone and you go in
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  Speaker 1: those cars and you're putting the money in. It's like
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  Speaker 1: doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Like that Four Corners thing that they did about a
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  Speaker 3: week ago where the guy on the laptop stopped the cars,
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  Speaker 3: turned the headlights off, made the wipers go and everything
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was amazing seeing $ 20 million worth of cars pushing
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  Speaker 1: their accelerator and nothing was happening. Made me feel good
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  Speaker 1: in my Hyundai.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Bring back the V12s, I say.
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  Speaker 1: All right. It was an absolute farce. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where Oscar finished.
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  Speaker 3: Six.
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  Speaker 1: Six, yes.
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  Speaker 4: He got a few points.
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  Speaker 3: Not his year.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great week.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: See you on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Sensational.