Latest / Notable Nostalgia / Nostalgia News 28 - Noelle Covid/Glitter
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- 0:04Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
- 0:07Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
- 0:11Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
- 0:14Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
- 0:19Speaker 2: can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean
- 0:24Speaker 2: that they're happy.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
- 0:28Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her look looks weren't
- 0:35Speaker 2: a part of the issue.
- 0:37Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top at
- 0:39Speaker 1: for Jannis.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see, we
- 0:49Speaker 2: got some news. We are notable news, notable nostalgia, and
- 0:54Speaker 2: we are coming with you, coming to you with the
- 0:58Speaker 2: breaking news that we find important. I'm Jeff.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Thank you, Jeff.
- 1:02Speaker 2: It's quite the intro. When I try to like like
- 1:08Speaker 2: sound professional or whatever, like it just sounds stupid. So
- 1:11Speaker 2: if I just talk like Jeff, like this is the news,
- 1:13Speaker 2: Like every time I watch the news, it is always
- 1:15Speaker 2: like that, you know, it's so fucking sad or like stressful.
- 1:20Speaker 2: So we're bringing you the news that really matters, and
- 1:23Speaker 2: we actually have some This isn't shade, but we do
- 1:25Speaker 2: some breaking news. So I just went to Andy's house.
- 1:29Speaker 2: I went to the bathroom. This is not shade at all,
- 1:31Speaker 2: but like, have you seen the Final Destination movies.
- 1:33Speaker 1: I've only seen the newest one, so.
- 1:35Speaker 2: You know, like the like the deal like when they
- 1:36Speaker 2: survived death and death comes for them and they like
- 1:39Speaker 2: get murdered and like really like that object. There's like
- 1:42Speaker 2: in his bathroom. There's like a lot of chemicals, like
- 1:44Speaker 2: drain stuff. There's like electrical appliance that like hair hair
- 1:50Speaker 2: cleurlers or straighteners or whatever by the same. It's just
- 1:53Speaker 2: there was a I didn't move it. There's a hair
- 1:59Speaker 2: stretching thing. No, like so you put your hair scrunchy
- 2:03Speaker 2: on the heater, so that needs to be moved. I
- 2:05Speaker 2: thought about it, and then I started thinking about this.
- 2:08Speaker 2: So it's just like a lot going on.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have died from fire, from chemical birds,
- 2:12Speaker 1: or from execution.
- 2:14Speaker 2: Yeah so much so, like I don't know the final destination,
- 2:17Speaker 2: that would have been time to get me death. Okay,
- 2:19Speaker 2: so Andy, what is your news story of the month
- 2:22Speaker 2: or a week or whatever.
- 2:23Speaker 1: You know, since we're getting the holidays, I wanted to
- 2:24Speaker 1: do like a fun story. Oh nice, Yeah, and So
- 2:27Speaker 1: this story takes place in Colorado Springs. So an older
- 2:32Speaker 1: man with a white beard began throwing money out on
- 2:36Speaker 1: the streets of Colorado, just throwing money everywhere and people
- 2:40Speaker 1: were picking it up. It's you know, for like a
- 2:42Speaker 1: holiday thing. Wait, what year was this? Uh? Well this
- 2:46Speaker 1: was actually twenty nineteen twenty Oh, okay, okay, so he
- 2:50Speaker 1: was he was throwing Okay, I missed that part.
- 2:52Speaker 2: He was throwing like bills, like dollar bills.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Yes, dollar bills are okay, yep, but it was not
- 2:56Speaker 1: Santa Claus. So it turns out this man, identified as
- 3:00Speaker 1: David Wayne Oliver, he just robbed a bank. So he
- 3:03Speaker 1: robbed a bank. He walked right outside of the bank
- 3:06Speaker 1: and he started throwing money everywhere for people to pick up.
- 3:10Speaker 1: He threatened the bank teller with a weapon. They didn't
- 3:12Speaker 1: say which weapon, but he left the bank bag of cash.
- 3:17Speaker 1: When he began throwing money outside the bank, he was
- 3:19Speaker 1: yelling Merry Christmas. So all the bystanders actually gathered and
- 3:24Speaker 1: the scattered cash and returned it to the bank teller.
- 3:27Speaker 1: They did, yeah, weird, And the officers say the suspect
- 3:31Speaker 1: walked next door to the Starbucks and waited for the
- 3:34Speaker 1: police to arrive. He was taken into custody at that
- 3:36Speaker 1: coffee shop. Right. That sounds yeah, it sounds like it
- 3:39Speaker 1: could have been really cool. But then they got me thinking.
- 3:43Speaker 1: What else? Came out in twenty nineteen December the movie
- 3:47Speaker 1: Noel with Andrew Kendrick. So, if you don't know this movie,
- 3:51Speaker 1: Chris Kringle's daughter is full of Christmas spirit, but wishes
- 3:54Speaker 1: she could do something important like her brother Nick, who
- 3:57Speaker 1: will take over their father, who will take over for
- 4:00Speaker 1: their father this Christmas? When Nick is about to crumble
- 4:03Speaker 1: like a gingerbread cookie from all the pressure, Noel suggests
- 4:06Speaker 1: he takes a break and gets away for a little bit.
- 4:09Speaker 1: But when he doesn't return, Noel must find her brother
- 4:12Speaker 1: and bring him back in time to save Christmas. That
- 4:14Speaker 1: movie has Anna Kendrick, Bill Hayter, Shirley McLain, Billy Eichner,
- 4:19Speaker 1: Kingsley Been a deer and a few other people a
- 4:22Speaker 1: deer at her ad, I R oh, okay, yeah, but
- 4:26Speaker 1: like a deer. So I'm thinking, do you think that
- 4:30Speaker 1: movie inspired this bank robber to do this?
- 4:34Speaker 2: Inspired? Or do you think do you think that it
- 4:38Speaker 2: could be the opposite? We will drunk came first, well,
- 4:42Speaker 2: it just.
- 4:42Speaker 1: I don't know exactly, but it says December is when
- 4:45Speaker 1: he did this in twenty nineteen, and that movie came
- 4:47Speaker 1: out really early December of twenty nine.
- 4:49Speaker 2: Oh, so you're thinking that the movie inspired the.
- 4:53Speaker 1: The crime crime, because we know Christmas movies inspire crimes,
- 4:57Speaker 1: so this could have been it. But then it got
- 4:59Speaker 1: me thinking even more, it is going deep. What happened
- 5:03Speaker 1: four months after that movie came out.
- 5:05Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Approximately one point eight million officially reported COVID deaths happened
- 5:12Speaker 1: in the year twenty twenty. Just in the United States.
- 5:15Speaker 1: They were over three hundred and eighty four thousand COVID
- 5:18Speaker 1: related deaths, but the official who by the end of
- 5:22Speaker 1: December twenty twenty was approximately one point eight million, but
- 5:25Speaker 1: they think it was actually more about three million deaths.
- 5:29Speaker 1: So they got me thinking, did no l start COVID?
- 5:34Speaker 2: It seems like Noel it was like the evolution of it,
- 5:39Speaker 2: and it started like so the It wasn't a bat
- 5:41Speaker 2: in China, it was Anna Kendric, which is a bat
- 5:45Speaker 2: in America.
- 5:47Speaker 1: So we already figured out that the Santa Claus claimation
- 5:50Speaker 1: movie caused a bunch of deaths and other horrible crimes
- 5:53Speaker 1: in the seventies. Now we got Noel out here causing
- 5:57Speaker 1: global pandemics and a guy to rob a bank. Yeah,
- 6:00Speaker 1: come on, Hollywood, what's really going on? I'm just asking questions.
- 6:04Speaker 1: I'm not saying for sure what happened, but you have
- 6:06Speaker 1: to ask these questions.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Could this be already? And then what came up? COVID?
- 6:11Speaker 2: A lot of vaccines, Big pharma, yep, big pharma. And
- 6:15Speaker 2: I think Anna Kendrick looks like a rep for like
- 6:18Speaker 2: that sells prescriptions like doctor's offices and stuff. So I
- 6:22Speaker 2: don't know, like maybe.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Maybe maybe there's some connections there. But so the news
- 6:26Speaker 1: basically is I think Noel caused a bank robbery and
- 6:30Speaker 1: a global pandemic. It's a great movie though, if you
- 6:32Speaker 1: like holiday movies, crystal movies, I definitely highly suggest it's wonderful,
- 6:36Speaker 1: but just be careful you don't get COVID.
- 6:39Speaker 2: I don't know the new strand of COVID is transmitted
- 6:42Speaker 2: through Noel. Watching it's like the Ring, But that.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Movie, it's actually a really cute movie. You'll probably end
- 6:48Speaker 1: up crying. I cried twice during that movie.
- 6:50Speaker 2: So what because of Antwick Kendrick's acting. Do you love
- 6:54Speaker 2: Bill Hayter, especially when he's more serious roles?
- 6:56Speaker 1: I think Bill Hayter is wonderful, like it. Have you
- 6:58Speaker 1: watched Barry yet?
- 7:00Speaker 2: No?
- 7:00Speaker 1: Oh, some of the best acting. I think just in general,
- 7:04Speaker 1: it's wonderful. He kills that role.
- 7:06Speaker 2: We just watched a movie all called a mini series
- 7:09Speaker 2: called All Her Fault. It has this yeah so fucking
- 7:14Speaker 2: good and Dakota fanians in it, and I do not
- 7:18Speaker 2: like nobody finds her attractive, not based on her looks,
- 7:21Speaker 2: but like she just she has that soggy vibe. Like
- 7:26Speaker 2: some other actresses that have that same soggy look are uh,
- 7:31Speaker 2: Emma Roberts. She is Julia roberts niece and she's in movies,
- 7:36Speaker 2: and Anna Kendrick has it, and Hathaway has it. They
- 7:44Speaker 2: all have a look that's soggy. Yeah. Does does she
- 7:48Speaker 2: look like? Yeah, Emma Roberts look like she's like been
- 7:52Speaker 2: drinking a couple of nights before.
- 7:53Speaker 1: She was in We're the Miller's which is actually the
- 7:55Speaker 1: only thing with Jason Sadakis. I don't mind he's annoying
- 7:59Speaker 1: in it, but I think it's a pretty funny movie.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Emma Roberts looks like she doesn't eat the day that
- 8:05Speaker 2: she's gonna binge drink.
- 8:07Speaker 1: That's the way to do it, though, yeah she has.
- 8:09Speaker 2: It's not good to look like that. So I don't
- 8:12Speaker 2: know I'm gonna see that movie because I don't support
- 8:14Speaker 2: terrorism or bio terrorism or whatever. But one movie that
- 8:17Speaker 2: I will always support in the segways to my news
- 8:19Speaker 2: segment for tonight is a movie that was targeted by terrorism.
- 8:24Speaker 2: I just need to talk about it. Glitter. Sure, I'm
- 8:28Speaker 2: sure we talked about it before throughout the years, and
- 8:30Speaker 2: we need to do like a grand Glitter special. But
- 8:33Speaker 2: I just want to talk about this movie. So you
- 8:36Speaker 2: have not seen it, Andy, I've not seen it. So
- 8:39Speaker 2: Mariah Carey. It starts with Mariah Carrey was a Mariah
- 8:41Speaker 2: Carey vehicle to really like drive up her like maybe crossover.
- 8:47Speaker 2: She plays a background singer, which that doesn't make any
- 8:50Speaker 2: fucking sense, and then I believe Debratt is in it too,
- 8:54Speaker 2: and then she becomes famous blah blah blah. So the
- 8:59Speaker 2: soundtrack is a big part of this movie because it's
- 9:02Speaker 2: Maria Carey. Of course she's been singing. It makes sense
- 9:04Speaker 2: on like everything that Mandy Moore is in Andy Moore
- 9:08Speaker 2: is NonStop singing all all this is us too or whatever,
- 9:13Speaker 2: this is me too? What is it called?
- 9:16Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 9:16Speaker 2: It's a movie with It's a show with Mandy Moore
- 9:19Speaker 2: and finds a place to sing in it, Princess Diaries
- 9:22Speaker 2: finds a place to sing in it. Saved finds a
- 9:24Speaker 2: place to sing in it. She's always she's not that
- 9:27Speaker 2: good of a singer.
- 9:28Speaker 1: I started a movie with Diane Keaton, I feel like,
- 9:30Speaker 1: and she didn't sing.
- 9:32Speaker 2: I'm sure it was her else. Yeah, I'm not a
- 9:34Speaker 2: fan of her. Okay, this movie. The soundtrack was a
- 9:41Speaker 2: big part of it, and the release date for the
- 9:43Speaker 2: soundtrack was nine to eleven, like of twenty two thousand
- 9:47Speaker 2: and one.
- 9:48Speaker 1: I can because I said so. But anyways, yeah I
- 9:51Speaker 1: couldn't imagine because.
- 9:52Speaker 2: I said so as the Diane Keaton. Yeah yeah, then
- 9:56Speaker 2: almost twenty years later, Dankington died. Thanksmore.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not.
- 10:02Speaker 2: I'm not accusing her necessarily. Moms, like we have to
- 10:05Speaker 2: ask the questions, like.
- 10:07Speaker 1: News thing just turned into like a weird conspiracy.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Okay, this movie. Oh I went off on my notes
- 10:17Speaker 2: about Nick Cannon. That's not a perfect Okay, oh, okay,
- 10:21Speaker 2: I did write down this joke. That's nothing to what
- 10:22Speaker 2: we were talking about. But I heard it today. Do
- 10:24Speaker 2: you know who named Earth Earth? No? No, I heard it.
- 10:33Speaker 1: That's a really good joke.
- 10:34Speaker 2: I called I heard it. I called Jeremy right away
- 10:36Speaker 2: and he was like, uh huh, Like that's why you're
- 10:39Speaker 2: calling me.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Earth means dirt.
- 10:42Speaker 2: And then I asked this kid at work. I was like, hey,
- 10:44Speaker 2: do you know, like who named Earth Earth? And then
- 10:47Speaker 2: he was like God. I was like because I was like,
- 10:53Speaker 2: and he was just like, okay, the wait, Earth is dirt?
- 10:57Speaker 2: What does that mean?
- 10:58Speaker 1: It just means dirt whatever language originally came.
- 11:02Speaker 2: That's like the legit situation. Yeah, wow, Andy, you're just
- 11:05Speaker 2: full of knowledge. Your brain is not smooth.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Thank you. I have a lot of free time. How
- 11:11Speaker 1: I really don't. I don't know you're so. I guess
- 11:14Speaker 1: it means like soil. So it comes from an Old
- 11:15Speaker 1: English and Germanic word like irre or air. I guess
- 11:21Speaker 1: that means ground or soil. Unlike other planets named after
- 11:24Speaker 1: it's not important.
- 11:24Speaker 2: They're named after like being gods and stuff, right.
- 11:27Speaker 1: After Roman and Greek gods. The name Earth originated from
- 11:29Speaker 1: the common, non mythological term for the land people lived on.
- 11:33Speaker 1: This is why the name was adopted over time, and
- 11:35Speaker 1: why other languages have different names for their planets, such
- 11:37Speaker 1: as Terra in land derived languages. Crazy, damn it.
- 11:42Speaker 2: That's actually a really cool fact and it's news. We're
- 11:45Speaker 2: covering it left and right, end, up and down. Okay,
- 11:49Speaker 2: so oh this movie made? Did I not do any
- 11:56Speaker 2: fucking facts about this movie? Okay? Okay, so no, I
- 12:02Speaker 2: guess I did it. I just here's my notes listener,
- 12:05Speaker 2: this is his news over. So she has sold over
- 12:08Speaker 2: two hundred million.
- 12:09Speaker 1: Records, which is fucking odd.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Number one singles for solo artists at nineteen so Taylor
- 12:16Speaker 2: Swift hasn't met her yet.
- 12:17Speaker 1: On that.
- 12:18Speaker 2: She has over twelve billion Spotify streams just on Spotify,
- 12:24Speaker 2: and then oh two point three three billion is on
- 12:29Speaker 2: Spotify is for just all I want for Christmas? So
- 12:33Speaker 2: what is that? Like? Eight percent of them about is
- 12:36Speaker 2: just for that song. So that's amazing.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Good for her.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Her acting career went. She had a small role in
- 12:42Speaker 2: a chrys O'donnald movie.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Which wasn't the one where he's like a match.
- 12:46Speaker 2: That's a small role in that, but I think that
- 12:49Speaker 2: everything was because she was like America's darling in the nineties,
- 12:53Speaker 2: and she was with Tommy Matola, like all these things
- 12:56Speaker 2: were lining up for her to this to have a crossover,
- 13:01Speaker 2: and then the nine to eleven terrorist attack happened.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Do you think it was to stop Mariah Carey from
- 13:06Speaker 1: being a global glob Like she was already a global superstar,
- 13:09Speaker 1: but this, if it did well, it would have taken
- 13:12Speaker 1: her like realms we can't even fathom. So I Sama
- 13:18Speaker 1: bin Laden might have beef, but.
- 13:20Speaker 2: With Carey, there's a there's a level to this that
- 13:24Speaker 2: does sound like suspicious. Maybe she's just holding on to it,
- 13:27Speaker 2: but there's I don't know. We can play the clip,
- 13:28Speaker 2: the audio clip. This is Mariah Carey talking at a concert.
- 13:35Speaker 2: And if we didn't have a clip, here's Jeff doing
- 13:37Speaker 2: the impression of Mariah Carey talking at the concert. You
- 13:41Speaker 2: want to talk about nine to eleven? There's not out
- 13:44Speaker 2: of nowhere?
- 13:45Speaker 1: Oh weird.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Between the songs, she said something about no, no, no, no, no,
- 13:48Speaker 2: you want to talk about nine to eleven or something
- 13:50Speaker 2: like that, And.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Do you think it's because of glitter? She doesn't want
- 13:54Speaker 1: to talk about it.
- 13:55Speaker 2: It was like this was like like more reason, Oh
- 13:58Speaker 2: the last like ten years she said this at a
- 14:01Speaker 2: concert and nine eleven happened like twenty.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Four years ago. Maybe she's just getting that I just
- 14:06Speaker 1: found out about, Like you, guys, I just heard about this.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Thing because I was talking to your girls on the
- 14:11Speaker 2: podcast on your guys podcast is and they don't talk
- 14:14Speaker 2: about nine to eleven very much, like I talked about
- 14:16Speaker 2: way too much probably.
- 14:17Speaker 1: But well, okay, so let's equivalent to us. So I guess,
- 14:21Speaker 1: like the what the early eighties? What was that thing?
- 14:26Speaker 2: Yeah, the early oh, the Challenger disaster. Yeah, I talk
- 14:29Speaker 2: about that yesterday or no today when my yesterday I
- 14:33Speaker 2: talked about that conra con oh, contra, the.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Contra thing I think happened in the early eighties, and
- 14:41Speaker 1: that was probably a really big thing for people that
- 14:43Speaker 1: were around in the eighties.
- 14:44Speaker 2: When I talk about, like we talked about Nazis a
- 14:47Speaker 2: lot for some like like like I don't like not
- 14:52Speaker 2: we don't like Nazis. It's a very interesting thing, like
- 14:55Speaker 2: part of history to study, like the collapse of this
- 14:59Speaker 2: humanity in that part of the world and what their
- 15:02Speaker 2: intentions are. However, the one good thing I'll talk say
- 15:05Speaker 2: about white supremacy is not anything about that. But like
- 15:10Speaker 2: I like their haircut some of them, like not the
- 15:12Speaker 2: redneck ones, but like the hard part, I'm still keeping
- 15:15Speaker 2: that hard part going.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Well, they were really the Nazis are really smart, so
- 15:18Speaker 1: they actually had people design their costumes and how to
- 15:21Speaker 1: look to make it more aesthetically pleasing for people to
- 15:23Speaker 1: like be like, oh they're cool and they look nice,
- 15:25Speaker 1: and they did. They look great. Their suit's fucking phenomenal.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, we're against anti anti Semitic stuff, we're
- 15:32Speaker 2: anti racism, we're anti Nazi, but we are pro good
- 15:35Speaker 2: haircuts in fashion. So that's the difference. Yeah. So I
- 15:40Speaker 2: also wrote down that Nick Cannon has twelve kids as
- 15:43Speaker 2: of today.
- 15:44Speaker 1: That's why that we're aware of. That's way too many kids.
- 15:46Speaker 2: So I just but okay, so back to acting. On
- 15:49Speaker 2: on Mariah Carey because this is like my big thing.
- 15:51Speaker 2: So she can act, and she's in that really depressing
- 15:54Speaker 2: movie Precious with that girl. It's so sad, but Mariah
- 15:58Speaker 2: Carey did really good in it for that role, Like
- 16:00Speaker 2: she did not play herself.
- 16:02Speaker 1: I hate I think her name is Moti nik. I
- 16:05Speaker 1: hate her. If I would, I don't not just because
- 16:10Speaker 1: of that movie just in general, I fucking hate it.
- 16:12Speaker 2: So I grew up upn kids, so I watched The Parkers,
- 16:16Speaker 2: which was Moe chaff Uh spin off, so I have
- 16:20Speaker 2: a soft spot for her, like as there's a nostalgia,
- 16:22Speaker 2: like when she's gyep yapping, I'm like, I don't know,
- 16:24Speaker 2: but back in the day. Yes. And then Soul Plane
- 16:28Speaker 2: with Kevin Hart.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't seen it. Why don't even confirm what
- 16:32Speaker 1: it was. I may have seen it. Is Tom Arnold
- 16:34Speaker 1: in it.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Yes, And Missy Pile she's my favorite actions that nobody knows.
- 16:38Speaker 2: She's in every fucking movie. She's in a grunge band
- 16:41Speaker 2: or something like that with the main girl from Salt
- 16:44Speaker 2: the Saul movies.
- 16:45Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I just saw that name
- 16:47Speaker 1: Missy Pile recently and I was.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Like, oh, weird, nobody, Well, I guess the other night
- 16:51Speaker 2: we were recording or researching kualas together but separate. Yeah,
- 16:57Speaker 2: that's Missy Pile.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know why I just her name recently,
- 17:00Speaker 1: but I did.
- 17:02Speaker 2: She was in that movie Bringing Down the House with
- 17:04Speaker 2: Steve Martin, and that's the only you know, who gets
- 17:07Speaker 2: a pass? What is that that? Okay? Okay, so I
- 17:12Speaker 2: think that certain famous people like when you when you
- 17:15Speaker 2: look at them. I saw this on a thing. So
- 17:16Speaker 2: we're to do this really quick. I'm gonna give you names,
- 17:18Speaker 2: and I know the answer is some gay but and
- 17:20Speaker 2: this is on my Jeff opinion. I'm gonna give you
- 17:22Speaker 2: two actors or celebrities. You tell me, or I'm gonna
- 17:25Speaker 2: give you one. Okay, I'm gonna list off a list,
- 17:28Speaker 2: and you're gonna tell me if they can say the
- 17:29Speaker 2: F word or they can't. Okay, Okay, Lady Gaga, Yes,
- 17:33Speaker 2: Katy Perry.
- 17:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yes, it is no, it used to
- 17:38Speaker 1: be a yes.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Shouldn'ia Twain?
- 17:42Speaker 1: Yes? Yes?
- 17:44Speaker 2: And Nicole Kidman, No, I'm gonna say yes because of
- 17:48Speaker 2: Practical Magic too coming out and she's gonna be stock
- 17:50Speaker 2: her chaining. You know that dump truck from the Dump
- 17:53Speaker 2: Truck picture.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Yeah, Maddie just said Practical Magic is one of her
- 17:58Speaker 1: favorite movies right now.
- 17:59Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good movie. Okay, who's another. Uh, Oh,
- 18:03Speaker 2: we'll do a man. Let's do men now, Seth Myers, No, No,
- 18:08Speaker 2: he probably does say it. I don't know if he does.
- 18:10Speaker 2: He's gonna a guy probably Stephen Colbert.
- 18:14Speaker 1: I can't really stand Stephen Gobert, so I'm gonna say no.
- 18:18Speaker 2: He can't say it, but I would be okay if
- 18:20Speaker 2: he did. Okay, just because of the like the you
- 18:23Speaker 2: know Trump stuff. Who's another Okay, you give me a celebrity,
- 18:26Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Michael B.
- 18:29Speaker 2: Jordan, Yes, but only duran sex, okay. Uh. Steve Martin,
- 18:36Speaker 2: Steve Martin, I'm gonna say no, but Martin short yes, Okay.
- 18:40Speaker 1: I was actually gonna say Martin.
- 18:42Speaker 2: You'll start to see like the rhythm to it.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Okay.
- 18:44Speaker 2: Who's another one?
- 18:47Speaker 1: Martin Luther King Jr.
- 18:50Speaker 2: Yes, but only well while having sex? Weird?
- 18:53Speaker 1: Yeah, okay?
- 18:57Speaker 2: Uh? John Travolta, John Travolta, will these gay people can
- 19:01Speaker 2: say it, Okay, this is allegedly gay, but like, come on,
- 19:06Speaker 2: he's gay.
- 19:07Speaker 1: Okay, trying to think, Uh, Robert Irwin.
- 19:11Speaker 2: Oh yes, especially with that accent. And then and they'll
- 19:14Speaker 2: be like no, no, no, You're only twenty two. Oh my god,
- 19:19Speaker 2: Oh my god. I can't make a dirty joke. I'm
- 19:21Speaker 2: not going to Okay. So I think that the solution
- 19:25Speaker 2: to this situation with the Mariah Carey, Oh, sid's up
- 19:29Speaker 2: another joke. I can make no. I feel like I
- 19:35Speaker 2: need to say it now. The reparations for is that
- 19:42Speaker 2: no bad? Okay, well we should I believe in reparations
- 19:45Speaker 2: number one. But that was just a joke. So what
- 19:48Speaker 2: we can do to fix the Mariah Carey issue is
- 19:51Speaker 2: for them to do a nine to eleven movie starring
- 19:54Speaker 2: Mariah Carrey to Bratt and then they could use AI
- 19:56Speaker 2: to bring like ODB back.
- 19:58Speaker 1: There you go. Oh was he in Glitter?
- 19:59Speaker 2: No, he just like was really good friends with Mariah Carey.
- 20:02Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and he's from New York so yeah, yea.
- 20:05Speaker 1: So it was a twenty two million dollar budget and
- 20:07Speaker 1: it made about five million.
- 20:09Speaker 2: Oh yeah, went under.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean it, it's totally understandable why nobody
- 20:14Speaker 1: was going in the movies, probably for a few weeks after,
- 20:16Speaker 1: you know.
- 20:17Speaker 2: But like movies that bomb, Like there was the Marvel's movie,
- 20:24Speaker 2: like Captain Marvel did really good. Then there's the Marvels,
- 20:27Speaker 2: which is like the one of the biggest financial box
- 20:31Speaker 2: office failures. I bet those people were like, oh, like
- 20:34Speaker 2: the producer like, oh, where's our nine to eleven? Yeah, yeah,
- 20:40Speaker 2: it's not it's not technically a good movie. If you
- 20:43Speaker 2: love Mariah, like if you're a lamb, then you'll love it.
- 20:47Speaker 2: Obviously you've seen it a lot and you make your
- 20:49Speaker 2: personality for a lot of your life. It's named glitter.
- 20:53Speaker 2: Come on now, is it like good because it's bad?
- 20:55Speaker 1: Or is it just a pretty good movie overall?
- 20:58Speaker 2: It's as good as Crossroads, maybe a little bit better
- 21:00Speaker 2: with Britney Spears.
- 21:02Speaker 1: I saw the end of that.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Yeah, with Kim Katrell. No, it's it's it's definitely like
- 21:08Speaker 2: something like but it's Mariah Carry. Though when you watch it,
- 21:11Speaker 2: it's bad, but it's Mariah Carry. It's it's somebody that
- 21:15Speaker 2: was so fucking popular and such an icon in pop
- 21:18Speaker 2: culture in a movie.
- 21:21Speaker 1: It's like when you watch the original Naked Guns with
- 21:24Speaker 1: O J. Simpson, Yeah, o J.
- 21:26Speaker 2: Simpson, Or like I was watching All's Fair with Kim Kardashian.
- 21:30Speaker 2: It's like a scripted show and has Glenn Close so
- 21:33Speaker 2: fucking good but if you but so bad. But it's
- 21:35Speaker 2: like it's Glenn Close, Glenn Closes in a movie where
- 21:38Speaker 2: she's saying things like we all wish that your mom
- 21:41Speaker 2: would have swallowed. She's like, it's a Hulu man.
- 21:45Speaker 1: I wonder how much got paid to do that?
- 21:48Speaker 2: But and it got like a zero on or something
- 21:51Speaker 2: like that on Rotten Tomatoes. But it's already renewed for
- 21:53Speaker 2: season two because so many people watch it. It's so delicious. Okay,
- 21:59Speaker 2: so what's your breaking news?
- 22:01Speaker 1: Andy that six years ago a man who robbed a
- 22:04Speaker 1: bank which was probably due to no Well, and then
- 22:07Speaker 1: Noel probably, we don't know. I'm just asking. I'm not
- 22:10Speaker 1: gonna say probably. There is a chance that he robbed
- 22:13Speaker 1: a bank due to Noel, And there is a chance
- 22:16Speaker 1: that Noel started COVID nineteen.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Yeah, and but we have to say allegedly and there's
- 22:22Speaker 2: a chance, and we don't know, but we do know
- 22:24Speaker 2: that I do not like Anna Kendrick, yes, and that
- 22:27Speaker 2: she can't act. All she can do is capitalize on
- 22:30Speaker 2: people's horror, which she made that movie about. Like regardless
- 22:34Speaker 2: of I'm not gonna get into it. Go back to
- 22:35Speaker 2: past episodes and you'll know how I feel about Anna Candy.
- 22:37Speaker 1: But if she did start COVID nineteen, I was still married.
- 22:40Speaker 2: That's a big You would still marry her for sure.
- 22:43Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't, Maybe she did, Maybe she tried to
- 22:45Speaker 2: stop it, that's true, like some people are.
- 22:48Speaker 1: I wouldn't marry her then, like some people.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Some people aren't terrorist, but they like do the like
- 22:54Speaker 2: we talked about, like the bookkeeping. Oh, they're like bad
- 22:56Speaker 2: adjacent And one of our listeners, lady got one of
- 22:59Speaker 2: our listeners on Instagram that got a guest picture. She
- 23:02Speaker 2: lives in like New York. She sends me on Instagram
- 23:06Speaker 2: her algorithm. Because we've talked about terrorism a lot is
- 23:10Speaker 2: that she said me one about somebody going skiing in Afghanistan.
- 23:14Speaker 2: Not the Afghansian's terrorists, but it was terrorists joke, you know.
- 23:17Speaker 2: And she's like, this is because of your podcast, and
- 23:19Speaker 2: I'm like, that's the big I love that. All right, listener,
- 23:23Speaker 2: we have a lot going on. Go up to the
- 23:25Speaker 2: top of your Instagram, go up to the alert button
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- 23:32Speaker 2: Guscus on Instagram at Guscus Underscore of the Dog and Andy.
- 23:37Speaker 2: You have a podcast with your daughters.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Yeah, Dad, daughters and diplomas. It's a lot of fun.
- 23:41Speaker 1: It's their final year in you know, high school. So
- 23:43Speaker 1: uh oh, I don't know if you've said this on
- 23:45Speaker 1: the pod, but my younger daughter already got accepted to
- 23:49Speaker 1: a few colleges, get some scholarships and stuff. So where
- 23:52Speaker 1: she gonna go she doesn't know yet, but she's already
- 23:54Speaker 1: been accepted to UH Montana and place an organ.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Yeah, that's such an accomplishment.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Good for her.
- 24:04Speaker 2: College is definitely a scam, and I'm ai taking a
- 24:09Speaker 2: lot of the college jobs away. She may be better
- 24:12Speaker 2: just be like a plumber, not just but like a plumber.
- 24:15Speaker 1: No, I was like, she really likes doing hair. She said.
- 24:17Speaker 2: Both of your daughters are going to do something that
- 24:20Speaker 2: in some way like really impacts the world positively.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Both be teachers, which is cool.
- 24:25Speaker 2: That's amazing. That's very noble, private school teaching like something
- 24:31Speaker 2: that something. Yeah, let's not do like Michelle Fire for
- 24:34Speaker 2: a dangerous mind.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Everything with the part of education being around who knows.
- 24:38Speaker 1: Maybe maybe there'll be no school in like ten years.
- 24:41Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 24:41Speaker 2: Then go back to like this, this teacher teaches. Now
- 24:44Speaker 2: she teaches. Now you know what I mean, we'll go
- 24:47Speaker 2: back to that. I think I was thinking, like go
- 24:51Speaker 2: back to the days of like thinking about hunting and stuff.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Oh sure, though she would do good in.
- 24:55Speaker 2: Like prairie days.
- 24:56Speaker 1: If if let's say, there was like a big apocalypse.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Do you think you would what what? Yeah? What role
- 25:04Speaker 1: would you have?
- 25:05Speaker 2: I would definitely need to be like I don't know,
- 25:08Speaker 2: like a personality higher like are they gonna bring back
- 25:10Speaker 2: gestures like.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Is like I don't know a lot of people really
- 25:14Speaker 1: like me, So they could just if there's another tribe
- 25:16Speaker 1: over there or whatever, they go and go talk to them,
- 25:18Speaker 1: and we'll go over there and be like, right, did
- 25:20Speaker 1: you know Kala's ken? Yeah?
- 25:24Speaker 2: I think mine would be like mine be more reactive.
- 25:26Speaker 2: So when they're like, oh, just the winklink, I'll be like, uh,
- 25:29Speaker 2: Natasha over here, you know has been doing this? Yeah,
- 25:33Speaker 2: Like I would deflect so much.
- 25:35Speaker 1: How many being in? I'm pretty sure we're supposed to
- 25:38Speaker 1: be keeping those right? How much water did she have yesterday? Natasha?
- 25:46Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god. All right, listen, there
- 25:49Speaker 2: a lot going on. Leave us the five star review,
- 25:52Speaker 2: share with a friends, and let us know what news
- 25:54Speaker 2: we can have our news team cover next, or we
- 25:56Speaker 2: can just ramble on about Mariah carry in that horror
- 25:59Speaker 2: of are all right? I'm Jeff, I'm Andy Pfeiffer, and
- 26:03Speaker 2: we will see you next Tuesday. Toby By, I give
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