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OUTRO: Going Green · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you men bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Hedrack here get everyone, Hi, guys, how are you all
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  Speaker 1: going good?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good, but in like a normal way, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: That's sore actually now really but Steph saw back there, magie.
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  Speaker 1: But we'll talk about that later on the show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what a day? Eh? What a day? Okay, I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what you remember.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday, which was just a Tuesday, was it was terrible
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  Speaker 3: with the hor of the day, bloody blowing right off
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  Speaker 3: the Arctic there and I had the power cut off
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  Speaker 3: from eight till six pm. Yes, and then drama, but
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  Speaker 3: then drama. And then my wife texted me when she
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  Speaker 3: got home and said, oh it's on again.
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  Speaker 1: And then I got.
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  Speaker 3: Home and I was in a hour of the mood
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  Speaker 3: because I was cold, and I was hungry and I
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  Speaker 3: was starving.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you how the traffic was? Wasn't too bad?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, hungry and starving?
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 3: I was expecting it to be way worse because the
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  Speaker 3: weather was so bad. I usually even thing sort of
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  Speaker 3: slows down, but it was pretty good. Got home and
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  Speaker 3: parted in the driver and went hang about this still
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  Speaker 3: looks dark to me? And I get home and my
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  Speaker 3: wife's sitting on the couch with two jackets on in
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  Speaker 3: complete darkness, and the.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking power still wasn't on.
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  Speaker 2: So was she joking?
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  Speaker 3: It came on for a minute apparently, and then went
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  Speaker 3: out again.
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  Speaker 1: How long did it take to come back on in
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  Speaker 1: the end? An hour and a half.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, So it actually came on at about quarter to eight? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But the thing was I was looking forward to chicken
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  Speaker 3: burgers and we couldn't cook them.
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  Speaker 1: Of course I lived through it. I left, but fuck me,
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  Speaker 1: it was cold. You get a pie?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Because it was closed ship.
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  Speaker 2: So on the way home, your wife didn't call you
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  Speaker 2: and go hat the power still out? Can you pick
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  Speaker 2: something up?
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  Speaker 1: No? Oh? Random?
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  Speaker 2: Are you on gas heating or something? Gas cooking?
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  Speaker 1: No? What did you do? What do you have? Just something? Yeah? Smart? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's heartbreaking there. What did you light the
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  Speaker 2: fire man?
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  Speaker 1: Keezy?
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  Speaker 4: I I got home and my wife had littered the
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  Speaker 4: fire nice, it was very nice.
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  Speaker 2: I fucking love a fire man.
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  Speaker 1: Real good. That was that was too That was too
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  Speaker 1: many and have one of ours, that'd be good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The deciding thresh, the deciding vote for me in our
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  Speaker 3: house was the fact that I had a fire. I went, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: even if it's falling.
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  Speaker 1: Apart, it's got a fireplace. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, there's something very I don't know, primal about having
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  Speaker 2: to get the kindling and cut it all up and
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  Speaker 2: stack and put the paper in there, the pine cones.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a shocker for fires, just like empty like McDonald's.
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  Speaker 1: Tires and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I used to put my resigning in the fire, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yea, my plastics and ship Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just bearing because.
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  Speaker 1: I go straight up the jube but jack the chimney
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  Speaker 1: and disappears sight out of mind.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Mike.
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  Speaker 2: Have you heard about the guy? I think it's between
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  Speaker 2: it's between Natia, you know, Natier and Auckland. There's on
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  Speaker 2: the side of the road there is a giant thing
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  Speaker 2: of shipping containers with like a rounded roof on it.
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  Speaker 2: And a guy hired some land, built up a shed,
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  Speaker 2: filled it with tires and was running a tire recycling business.
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  Speaker 2: But I was actually just filling it up and then
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  Speaker 2: just skipped the country and left the person who owned
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  Speaker 2: the land.
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  Speaker 1: With just a massive tires smart man. Funny.
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  Speaker 2: The other day there was a massive bonfire and I
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  Speaker 2: could see they'd put tires on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one bond for a week. Is that what
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  Speaker 1: they do with tires?
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  Speaker 4: Well, actually what they do is now where was that?
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  Speaker 2: And the Simpsons they do.
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  Speaker 1: I remember seeing one massive time showing.
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  Speaker 4: It was over in the Middle East somewhere I can't remember,
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  Speaker 4: but it was something like one hundred million tires or
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  Speaker 4: something like that.
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  Speaker 1: You could see the fire from space. It was. It
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  Speaker 1: was insane.
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  Speaker 4: So they say, yeah, we will take your recycling your
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  Speaker 4: old ship, and then they just take it over there
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  Speaker 4: and then they just burn off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Incidentally, it was incredible that far, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 2: It was crazy because one other thing they used to
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  Speaker 2: they did, and I think America off the coast, they
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  Speaker 2: built a reef out of tires and they were like,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to reuse these tires to build a reef
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  Speaker 2: to like help jumpstart the sort of fish life and
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  Speaker 2: the scene the sea like ecosystem tires would be great.
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  Speaker 2: And it completely wrecked the whole area and it did
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  Speaker 2: not work. And now there's like thousands of tires in
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  Speaker 2: the water.
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  Speaker 1: There good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: The whole ky Big Show days from four on Radio Hiarchy,
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  Speaker 4: remember the wy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: The cool question here, what do you do with old
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  Speaker 3: gas bottles?
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  Speaker 1: Bottles to take them somewhere? Well, you certainly don't chuck
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  Speaker 1: them in the tip?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, because I know this old guess bottle. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, what do you actually do with an old bottle.
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  Speaker 2: And swap it out for a real nice one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be good.
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  Speaker 2: Swapper bottle and then that's what they do and then
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  Speaker 2: they'll fix it for you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's not really flexible because it's been outside.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah for twenty years. It's poked. Now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a few things like that that I go
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  Speaker 3: and I tell you what, have you googled it?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: There's also a real ball like getting rid of fucking mattresses.
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  Speaker 3: So many places they go NAP's a tip?
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  Speaker 1: You take that to the tip.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just so massive.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, brin a van. Yeah it as I said that
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  Speaker 4: thing that I recommended to you. Yes, it's very good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I might do that actually.
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  Speaker 4: Can guys. I'm just going to have a look at
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  Speaker 4: me apps. Yeah, you just hop in a car for
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  Speaker 4: two hours city up.
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  Speaker 1: Really good. I going to do that.
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  Speaker 4: We just bought a queen sized bed. Going to have
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  Speaker 4: to do that for the spear room. They'resy we're going
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  Speaker 4: to have guests, not for you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you guys rocking?
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  Speaker 1: We have a queen. I really want a king.
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  Speaker 4: King is Queen is good. We had a super King
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  Speaker 4: for a while that was too big.
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  Speaker 2: Too big?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, too big. You want to have a little bit
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  Speaker 4: of it's a lot. You're a long way away in
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  Speaker 4: a super California King. Maybe it was called about that,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, king's good. King's good because queen's too small.
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  Speaker 4: Queen's fine. Like we can be seperate in summer, but
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  Speaker 4: in winter you want to get all snugly.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I we've got a queen and I'm such a
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  Speaker 3: small She's not big either, so you know it's fine.
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  Speaker 2: My wife a massive man, you know, so we might
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  Speaker 2: need extra space.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind a king.
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  Speaker 1: He apparently Jerry's got a really big bed. He does.
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  Speaker 4: He has got the California King right, which is very big. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we down size, we got it and then we got
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  Speaker 4: rid of it. That's a real statement. Isn't it the Californian.
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  Speaker 1: Well you think a big to be better, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: then it's too far away.
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  Speaker 3: Well, of course, my wife and I are now running
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  Speaker 3: the two singles.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, with like the quilts on the yea yell.
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  Speaker 3: And on her little bedside table, she's got all these
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  Speaker 3: old dolls.
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  Speaker 2: And stuff, like the old school valance.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah so.
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  Speaker 2: And like weird china with paintings of like Native American
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  Speaker 2: Indians and stuff on it.
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  Speaker 4: And I've got a little bit like a calendar with
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  Speaker 4: chicks with your hood is out.
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  Speaker 3: And also a bowl of like hard sweets.
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  Speaker 1: Boys.
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  Speaker 3: But if we're like making love or something, we just
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  Speaker 3: pushed them together.
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  Speaker 1: Sure you do in the middle. I tell you what, guy,
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  Speaker 1: there was one time you puffed. Actually it's my asthma.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, if.
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  Speaker 2: Youth, if it don't take my thing.
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  Speaker 3: If it's if you're really going for it, can the
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  Speaker 3: old beds, you know, sort of move.
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  Speaker 2: Apart because casts on wheels. If you go way too hard,
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  Speaker 2: you actually go out the door.
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  Speaker 4: If you got those steel steel mesh as a mattress,
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  Speaker 4: you know it's a springy thing.
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  Speaker 1: You remember those? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you had like a four post bed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we did for a while with a canopy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but you.
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  Speaker 1: Got the sex wing and it's sort of you don't
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  Speaker 1: need both. Yeah, well it was partly that.
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  Speaker 3: And also one night I was being romantic and had
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  Speaker 3: lit candles and stuff and we nearly burned to death
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  Speaker 3: because it just went up like a god.
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  Speaker 2: That's a yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well we.
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  Speaker 3: Barely noticed right until I got a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: singe on the old ass there. Cool, we know what's
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  Speaker 3: going on there. Initially I was like, that feels good,
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  Speaker 3: and then I went, well, hang.
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  Speaker 1: On, yeah, well what that feels real good? What are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Your ass is on fire? I'm fucking rude, you're joking.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to know why guys as a sleep bed?
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  Speaker 2: Sleep bed sleep because my wife may Wab has caught
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  Speaker 2: my kids cough remember that cough. She's got this hand
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  Speaker 2: can't can't hank hank. So now my wife's got that
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  Speaker 2: And it was just all night, last night, all night.
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  Speaker 2: So I jumped out of bed at three am when
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  Speaker 2: I slept on the couch. It's good stuff?
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  Speaker 3: Is that why you're wanting to get a bed for
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  Speaker 3: the spear and so?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it would be good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I hadn't slept in there before, which is
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  Speaker 4: better than sleeping on that fucking couch. Yeah, jeese, man,
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  Speaker 4: she's poor bastard. She's coughing like one.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe someone was sick on the big night out
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  Speaker 2: on set. No, she had it going in. She's got
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  Speaker 2: although she does have now a very sixy voice joys
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  Speaker 2: like mine. Actually, yeah, so it's like, you know, listening
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  Speaker 2: to myself talk. So that's all right, she does. She
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  Speaker 2: doesn't call me moggie. What does she call you, babe?
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  Speaker 1: It's cute. What does your wife call you? Kusy?
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  Speaker 2: I think a wee bit of babe, just an assortment
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  Speaker 2: of stuff. Nah, she called me Chris the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been called Mike on the occasion.
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  Speaker 2: We usually just speak to each other, Hey, what's You're the.
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  Speaker 4: Only two people in the room most of the time,
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  Speaker 4: so you don't need to call each other by name.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember the last time my wife used my name.
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  Speaker 3: Usually it's just like.
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  Speaker 2: Lose face, yeah, idiot, yeah, yeah, needle dick.
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  Speaker 1: Droopy cock cock.
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  Speaker 3: Now my wife has either babe or darling. Darling's nice
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  Speaker 3: and I call her crunchy.
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  Speaker 1: Good one. That's really cute. Crunchy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Man, after this