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Night Shift Ep.137 · HOLOSKY PODCAST

0:16
[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's Wednesday, hollow cold.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what that means.
1:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome back to the night shift.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's us, your boys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: How about everybody's doing good?
1:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Hope everybody had a safe Halloween.
1:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Had a good time for those who partake.
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[SPEAKER_00]: keep them wired until Christmas fuck yeah dude that's was uh that's was uh oh yeah yeah I did see that shout out shout out to the homie Jeremiah for his last chemo treatment and beaten cancer's ass let's go fucking awesome that's fucking go it's a big the big foot world needs
2:08
[SPEAKER_00]: fighting the good fight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what's up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He gives me goosebumps.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's badass.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You even need some good news.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's awesome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If we all put it out into the world, he'll probably pop in.
2:24
[SPEAKER_01]: He's in here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is he right now?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was in here for a started.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, fuck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even look there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was in there being the big dog.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He is a big dog, a big dog, fuck yeah, I didn't even see it in the chat, that's fucking go, that's fucking awesome.
2:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm pretty sure everybody here already folks with him, but if you don't go check out Bigfoot Society on all the all the socials, all the media's, all the platforms for all your Bigfoot needs Crown Prince the Sasquatch world.
3:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Now Jeremiah needs some sweet headdats.
3:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll go in half on it.
3:23
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why speaking of Limbiscuit logo tattoos.
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[SPEAKER_00]: How you got one?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, but Sean was talking to me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, we ought to get tattoos from like, you know, favorite music, and she picked one by Norma Jean, and I'm like, no, right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I like normal gene, but I wasn't like a huge normal gene fan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then I just so happened to see one on Instagram that was one person got a chocolate starfish tattooed with a red hat on and the other one got a glass of water with a hot dog in it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like this is what we need to get.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we got no tattoo in forever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I keep thinking about getting some, but I don't have time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have time to write the episode for the show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I don't have any time to get that to do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I get that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We just need we just need a hollow cult.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Honorary tattoo artist.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're just coming tattoo as a wire recording.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm eventually going to get the the H logo tattoo somewhere.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where I'm going to get it yet though.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, got to get the sigil.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You put the sigil on your body.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it just powers it even more.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Technically.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to get some head tattoo.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let me sit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Me and Kyle not to change the tattoo subject.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Me and Kyle were just talking about how tired we been.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it is the fucking time change.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, probably.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That should that's been done here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Time changes the dumbest shit in the world.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Time isn't even real.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why do we have to have a time change?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not doing a brand fucked that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I ain't getting a foot tattoo that's dumb.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right, what are we six minutes in and we're back to Kyle's feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, what I'm doing that Yeah, I wish we didn't do the time change either.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Same So lame Humans are like the only animal on the planet that even even give a shit about time.
6:00
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true And that's just so we can have to clock in and clock out of work.
6:04
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Real talk
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[SPEAKER_01]: real talk.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone's been kind of bummed me at work lately too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it is the time change.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it just feels especially like being back at work.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It just makes my 12 and a half hour shift seem like it's 92 and a half hours long.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, what else are we gonna go?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what's the Texas?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Back from back from Texas, went and hung out with a kiddos, chilled there, now they're getting older, they're busy all the time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, had to make do with what time we had, um, just hung out, didn't do anything crazy, but just just hung out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a good time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Good seeing them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I had a lot of fun with that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I wish I would add more time down there, but... Life gets in the way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, always.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well...
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we could start this off appropriately.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have... Hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Send my hot take.
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[SPEAKER_01]: something that's annoyed me here of late in the paranormal world.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're just going and going to blaze and yeah comes a blaze.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was thinking about it yesterday because I saw it because it's a new, it's a new trend in the paranormal world.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And even guys like, I'll I'll name him because I don't give a fuck, but even guys like that,
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[SPEAKER_01]: is doing it and it fucking drives me nuts and mark my words I mean this legitimately everyone I got I'm putting it out there I stand on by what I say if I ever have to do this be it algorithm hunting money chasing whatever I'm quitting the paranormal for ever
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm done.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I will walk away from my house guy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I will walk away from podcasting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm done.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love coming to this because I have no idea what he's going to say.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, it's not even that bad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just that these dipshits will get on their their platforms and be like, I have the most legendary information ever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then they, they, they preface every one of their fucking videos now with a remember, this is for entertainment purposes only.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I just, I just want to be like, go away, you don't deserve, you don't deserve to be in the paranormal, you don't deserve to be in the spotlight.
9:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Go the fuck away.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If you ain't got the balls to stand, it's not even about the balls, right?
9:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I shouldn't say that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They are chasing money, it drives me nuts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It drives me nuts whenever people are profisting their videos with.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I remember this is for entertainment purposes only.
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[SPEAKER_01]: In my eyes, they just completely discredit everything, you say.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you see that a lot now I know it's driving me fucking crazy people want to be part They want to be part of the The culture part of the movement, but they don't want to be responsible for the things that they say and put out there to their audience Oh, so that's what it is they're they're they're putting a smoke screen out so they can get Alex Jones
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[SPEAKER_00]: I, I, I, that's what I read from it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's still name or to stay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't, I can't see any other, any other reason to do that aside aside aside.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think I had something to do with algorithm chasing, but maybe not you're, you're probably right, it probably is to build a smoke screen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because if somebody, they can put shit out there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: says that they're not accountable for any part of it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That makes sense, which like you said take takes away all you don't want to be accountable.
10:53
[SPEAKER_00]: It takes where your accountability.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I still I still think it's a it's a bitch way to go about it.
11:01
[SPEAKER_01]: I just I just do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm just a person that if I'm going to say something, I'm going to say it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are they not trying to dance
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[SPEAKER_01]: I also feel like I'm responsible enough to, no, not even that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's insane that we as a society at culture have walked ourselves into a corner where you can't even tell the truth anymore without somebody crying and then trying to sue you or put you in prison or whatever the case may be.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's fucking insane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and if, I mean, on the flip side of that, if you're saying shit that's going to get you sued, don't say shit that'll get you sued.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I'm going to get sued for telling the truth, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's not the truth.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, in my head, and I get that I understand the nuances
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's insane that you can't say I'll just use everybody else great without the G, I think it's insane that you can't like come on the internet and talk about a situation that involves that in any way, shape or form because then you're just going to get annihilated for it.
12:33
[SPEAKER_01]: We're all adults, if you're talking about a factual thing that happened, nobody's condoning it and nobody's saying, yeah, this is great.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, obviously context matters and your choice of a lot of these words and statements.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But the fact that people can't talk about it, I just think, it's fucking crazy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's insane.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think we're just walking ourselves into being encages in my opinion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's, it's, at this point context doesn't matter because it's all ingrained into the AI algorithms where if they hear that you're, you're gone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They don't, I get, I understand them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They don't have time to police everybody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm so afford blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I get it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I still think it's crazy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that I think the world needs to stop catering to the few people
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[SPEAKER_01]: who, you know, that's like saying, in my eyes, it's like saying, oh, Steve is allergic to peanuts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Therefore, we need to eradicate peanuts from the planet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I am, in fact, not allergic to peanuts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I just, it's just, it kind of sparked a thing inside and where I'm just like,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why are we prefacing everything now?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why are we, I don't know, I just, I guess I'm just, I, because I, I idolize like my grandpa's era when people didn't give a fuck.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They stood ten toes down on everything they did, their word meant everything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just, those are the type of
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think I mean social media is ruined that social media is given everybody with an opinion and a platform despite how fucking ignorant their opinion is they can get on there and they can say shit and they can say it behind the anonymity of a keyboard or they can say it without having any repercussion they can hide in their fucking mom's basement and type away where in your grandpa's days if you said some fucked up shit you got punched in the
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and we need to go back to that time when people get smacked because now like like there's no there's no repercussion outside of you getting banned from the algorithm or so I'm shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's just I don't know world's a weird place man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fucking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you know, everybody, I also want to say this to you can get as mad as you want at me name dropping LA Marzuli go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not talking to shit about him and the information he has so on so forth.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just think it's stupid to do these dumbass preferences, just say what you mean, man, just, you know,
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[SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, I think I think it is just like a backdoor caveat to where they can they can wash their hands of accountability if she goes sideways.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think you're probably right, you're probably right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And like JJ said on here, a lot of these people on social medias are all terrified of getting demonetized.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And understand, I mean, I do understand that too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I do understand that, but I feel like
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[SPEAKER_01]: Authenticity earns you more than the perceived algorithm, the algorithms.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If that makes sense, because I always gravitate more towards people who I feel are authentic.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And they say what they mean, and when they mess up, when they get something wrong, they have no problem.
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[SPEAKER_01]: going back on there and being like, hey, listen, I fucked up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I got this wrong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This isn't the way that it is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I, or even, you know, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You do, you say something and you feel like it's a hundred percent right and then Steve talks to me and I was like dude, you know, that was pretty insensitive for that, you know, this said it and then I think about it in a different aspect and I'm like shit now here right and then I come back on my correct situation, you know, I mean, I admired that because that's that's being a fucking human.
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[SPEAKER_01]: and learning and evolving and that shows me your real.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're not some fucking drone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's just chasing money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Make your money, do what you gotta do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm telling you right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I mean this from the bottom of my heart, you're a fucking buster.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fucking buster.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I ain't hating on you, go, go make your millions.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a shit, but just remember at the end of the day, I'm gonna find you a buster.
18:02
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I am simple.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Or you could be like us and just not monetizing any of your social media because, yeah, you gotta worry about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I mean, I get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I also get to, I also too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And this is the other thing that I think Steve will agree with me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll save for myself.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The second.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You bring money into it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It does change the entire dynamic of what you're doing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, 100%.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We went, we, because I can only speak for us, but we went a long time foot in the bill for Hollis guy, pretty much outside of the Patreon, which we love you guys on our own for probably what six, six years, six of the almost nine years.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And the dynamic does change once you
19:00
[SPEAKER_00]: become, I guess, I don't know what the right word is, but then you have like sponsors who expect you to meet so many downloads and then they expect you to like, uh, like you're constantly behind the able.
19:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can't take a day off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You can't miss a show because there's other factors beyond just your, your listeners that are expecting you to show up and show out every single day
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[SPEAKER_01]: And even more so for the, you know, you know, I'm sure Marzuli and, you know, Tony and big foot society, all these guys are like heavily reliant if not solely reliant on the income they're making from their content.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I guess if I see it, like Steve said, if you're overall afraid of talking about a subject, instead of prefacing it,
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[SPEAKER_01]: this way to make yourself sound a certain way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just don't talk about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If you're worried about crossing that line with your sponsors or your hosting service, whatever the case may be, just don't talk about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is that simple?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Either, you know, apologize for being crude, either have the balls to do it or you don't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's pretty simple because there's things that you know in the beginning of our journey I did I wasn't really comfortable talking about and now has we get further on in our journey I doesn't really bother me so you know I don't know that was just my hot take I just I just wish people would stop I just I just want authenticity back in the paranormal so bad
20:48
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going opposite direction of my friend.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and it's just, it's just been driving me crazy, and I just, I want authenticity back so bad, because the paranormal has always been so fun to me, and I just feel like I don't know what has changed it, but man, there's a huge shift in the paranormal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think I think it does boil down to make it money.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it has a lot to do with it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd love, brother, much love.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's what I think that's what it boils down to.
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[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of, a lot of, a lot of, and I know, and I, like I said, two a degree, I do understand it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I understand it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I guess I'm just, because I've idolized, I grew up idolized in action heroes in my grandpa's era that I just feel like I have a bar inside me, a standard that I can't fall away from.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's who I have to present myself as, because if I don't,
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm almost disgusted with myself.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm I'm I disappoint myself when I don't do things a specific way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so I guess unfortunately I hold everyone else to the same standard, which I know is completely irresponsible, but that is just kind of the way my brain operates.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's setting yourself up for disappointment.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I mean, it's hard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We get it because obviously the show is monetized because we have ads and stuff and like if you can take something you're passionate about and turn it into a means to try to push toward a livelihood of doing that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Awesome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Awesome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But don't sacrifice what you started out as just because you started making some money.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's, that's, that's, that's counterproductive in my, in my brain.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because that, like, what you started out doing is what got you to where you are.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, so string from that path just because you're worried about what the algorithm is going to think is just so ass and I mean,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I didn't even, I didn't even mad at people that chased money at all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I ain't fucking mad at you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm mad before you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm happy for all you guys out there that turned this into full-time jobs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm fucking stoked for you.
23:42
[SPEAKER_00]: To say that that wouldn't be an in-go of ours, just to do Hollis guy full-time, it would be a lie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because that would be awesome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But, even I would always be...
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I don't, you know, to be honest with you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Nah, we, we could still, you could still kind of go.
24:01
[SPEAKER_01]: I think, I think you could probably get away with a lot more than I think we could.
24:08
[SPEAKER_01]: But I do think that Stephen I would constantly be teetering on the edge of like losing everything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean that, you know, just because I, I, I don't really shy away from things very often.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I am in the camp that if Steve and I worried about a topic or a statement, I think one of the other would reel us in and be like, man, let's hold off on talking about this for a minute because this could get us fucked up.
24:41
[SPEAKER_01]: This could get us in some trouble.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, and I feel I think we would do that, but I do know that things slip through the cracks and once in a while.
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[SPEAKER_00]: for entertainment purposes only.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
24:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The paranormal world isn't a weird spot.
25:00
[SPEAKER_00]: It is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Especially within the last few years, it's fucking... You've got the big absolute...
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[SPEAKER_00]: shit ball of nothing burger that is government disclosure, which is an absolute joke.
25:17
[SPEAKER_00]: You've got a bunch of whistleblowers, just run in fucking podcasts, podcasts, or could say in the same fucking shit over and over and over and over and you've got
25:32
[SPEAKER_00]: like every aspect of the paranormal community right now is is up in arms like they're just at ends with each other over evidence this and and that and the other thing is I feel like it's just completely losing sight of what the community was 10 years ago yeah
25:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably yes, infinitely different from whenever we we joined up, you know, because we came up, you know, we came up with Tony and a bunch of other people and I use cool back then because everybody is kind of like our, you know, everybody in the chat right now and kind of our our whole community.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The whole podcast community was kind of like that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're
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[SPEAKER_01]: everybody had like we all had our lanes, but we all would enter intersect our lanes and we would we would openly talk about it and and now I just feel like people are becoming more and more divisive kind of like you were saying like you're like they're just very hard lines now nobody intersects nobody crosses over anymore.
26:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.
26:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it, it, it, it's kind of, in a way, it's kind of boys.
26:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Been like that.
26:54
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, because we talk about like we were kind of confined to a little circle.
26:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we couldn't get out of.
27:00
[SPEAKER_00]: But now that's even even like your little circles of the paranormal are, are hard divided now, which is, I don't know, socks, it's weird.
27:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't even been looking at the disclosure drops any more check it's all shit that has already on the internet and either so I do have a I do have a question for everybody because I it's been fucking rampantly type one for you what is everybody's thought
27:45
[SPEAKER_01]: about the 90-day blackout combing because I'm not on the internet much anymore, but I've been which is amazing.
28:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I still catch win from some of this stuff.
28:05
[SPEAKER_01]: How are we all feeling about that?
28:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see that.
28:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I like that idea.
28:22
[SPEAKER_00]: JJ sent me a video on Instagram and the girl nailed it.
28:27
[SPEAKER_00]: You got one of the worst economies in a long time.
28:32
[SPEAKER_00]: So what better way to drive the last quarter up being like, you better go out and get 72 hours to 90 days worth of food.
28:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I wasn't here in the 72 hours.
28:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I was here in 90.
28:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
28:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's because it's because supposedly hackers are you know rampant right now and they're they're going to hack into our grid and shut everything down for 90 days blah blah blah blah fuck yeah Let them then I won't get a $600 electricity bill if they shut my grid down.
29:06
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true suck at dorks I just didn't know because I mean
29:17
[SPEAKER_01]: My wife brought it up because she said people talk to her about it and I'm like, it's not going to happen.
29:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, we've been here in the same shit since fucking Y2K, what are you talking about?
29:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, the world, there was supposed to be catastrophic fucking events since I was born.
29:35
[SPEAKER_00]: And we lived, we lived through Y2K, we lived through 2012 apocalypse, we lived through 911, we lived through all all of this.
29:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, what never ran out of toilet paper never fucking, oh yeah, we really live through that we live through the pandemic.
29:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Never never ran out of like Robin noodles ever starved to death because clearly never starved to death.
30:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I am I am with Rosemary and and other people that I'd say it's probably a pretty good assumption that at least part of it is to ramp up sales.
30:14
[SPEAKER_00]: I think so too.
30:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's because it's happened in the in the state's hard core whenever they talk about taking away PUPs and then everybody runs out and drops five grand on everything they can get their hands on.
30:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, do you remember during during the lockdown the ammunition crisis?
30:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
30:35
[SPEAKER_00]: If that wasn't the biggest play in the history of the fucking world, I don't know.
30:39
[SPEAKER_01]: There were people lined up around blocks to buy pews crazy.
30:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, not even just ammo.
30:45
[SPEAKER_01]: They were trying to get their first one and they were lined up for blocks crazy.
30:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, this is, this is insanity.
30:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Bloodbank freezers went into oven mode.
31:00
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the.
31:02
[SPEAKER_00]: That's weird.
31:04
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the alphabet, boys trying to try and put vampires extinct.
31:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, why would blood bank freezers have oven mode?
31:20
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the question.
31:21
[SPEAKER_01]: That's fucking weird.
31:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Why would you make a freezer?
31:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's got to be completely for sabotage, right?
31:31
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got to be built for sabotage at that point.
31:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, somebody needs baked blood, blood cake.
31:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, yeah, I don't, I don't, I mean, I could come up with ass and I theories, but I don't, that's it, they're ass and I. Oh, damn, we got Australia in the chat.
31:52
[SPEAKER_01]: What up?
31:53
[SPEAKER_00]: It's up woodland witchcraft.
31:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks for hanging out.
32:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Much love, we love you Aussies too.
32:05
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know the video showed melted plastic, like you would expect.
32:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well then what has up in mode mean them does it just mean it just goes back to room temperature?
32:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Because obviously if if something like a freezer's insulated, if it doesn't stay cold then it's going to get warm and it's going to keep things warm.
32:26
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not going to make them like an oven.
32:30
[SPEAKER_01]: the trying to get out the vampires all right now you talking let's get into it the blood bank turned into a blood bake that's why there's a night ninety day black out coming because they're getting rid of the vampires all right this all like this thirty days a night we get thirty days a night vampires we are oh yeah
33:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Sparkles and all.
33:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he, Virgil, that makes way more sense.
33:11
[SPEAKER_01]: They were hacked and turned off.
33:12
[SPEAKER_01]: That makes way more sense.
33:14
[SPEAKER_00]: I heard I've been hearing that, too.
33:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if that was in America, but I was in the UK.
33:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Either way, it's still crazy.
33:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I mean, if that's true and they're attacking blood banks, that's actually kind of scary.
33:30
[SPEAKER_01]: for the vampires.
33:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, just, yeah, for vampires, it sucks a lot, but for normal people, it's kind of sketch.
33:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't hear about that.
33:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it might happen in the only reason why you would attack a blood bank is a, the fuck over everybody in the hospital, or b, there's gonna be a situation that's gonna put a lot of people in the hospital.
33:54
[SPEAKER_00]: yeah, which I saw that was a big thing before that there having the military practice digging mass graves and all this other.
34:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dude, they've been talking about that since since Obama.
34:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, what was it?
34:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I remember that Obama buying all them body bags and shit for the FEMA camps and they were going to turn the Walmart into like, you know, like FEMA camps and shit.
34:19
[SPEAKER_00]: That never happened either.
34:20
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's amazing.
34:25
[SPEAKER_01]: It was it was Cool to hear about at the time it was exciting I guess Yeah, just wait till we're all gonna chip in our head and then we can be hacked too
34:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's like they're already doing that though.
34:42
[SPEAKER_00]: They're doing that without a chip because he think about the brain is just one big micro chip runs off electricity and even need a bunch of chip in there.
34:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's bogus that.
34:54
[SPEAKER_01]: 122 degrees.
34:57
[SPEAKER_00]: 122 degrees.
34:57
[SPEAKER_00]: 122 degrees for the Americans.
34:59
[SPEAKER_01]: What's that mean?
35:00
[SPEAKER_00]: They were talking in they're talking in Canadian temperature.
35:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
35:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
35:05
[SPEAKER_00]: They fixed it.
35:12
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... you can make you can you bake something at a hundred twenty two degrees now you just make it more yeah and we had we had heat indexes here a month ago there were hundred twenty seven yeah sucks i didn't my blood didn't bake wish it would have you just turned into a brownie rolling around
35:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
35:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's all scare tag.
35:43
[SPEAKER_00]: It's it's it's the fucking midterms.
35:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything's scare tag.
35:47
[SPEAKER_00]: I keep forgetting about that everything is the end of the world.
35:51
[SPEAKER_00]: It's voting season.
35:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're right.
35:53
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
35:55
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
35:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Give it a month and everything will be back to normal and just be the normal shit.
36:00
[SPEAKER_00]: This sucks.
36:05
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
36:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was a big, I know that was a big, like, I guess conspiracy.
36:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, man, virtually everything is going to be connected to the area.
36:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I think a washer than dryers, you can Bluetooth now and shit.
36:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's all, it's all part of a big worker straight to plan.
36:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
36:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Because now you're connected.
36:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything's connected.
36:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have a smart TV.
36:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have a phone.
36:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I do have a phone.
36:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't have a phone.
36:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I like smart stuff, but smart stuff is dumb sometimes.
36:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I hold on to the fact that I am not interesting enough for the government to want to break in and turn my freezer into an oven.
36:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because all I got in there is like some not much.
37:04
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
37:08
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, what I have in my freezer, actually, I don't have much to get like a bag of peppers and I got like some popcorn shrimp to get nuggets.
37:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I got popcorn shrimp.
37:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's the only thing I think of in there and some of the kids just launched boxes in the ice ice packs.
37:26
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have much.
37:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw that I didn't see it on tell some of the good square, but I did see that jellyfish UFO video and there was a lot of people arguing that it looked very AI-ish.
37:41
[SPEAKER_01]: That's unfortunate.
37:43
[SPEAKER_01]: But that's going to happen.
37:45
[SPEAKER_00]: We're in that round.
37:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can't, you can't fault him too hard for that because it's going to be impossible.
37:53
[SPEAKER_01]: They'll difference.
37:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, everything changed now.
37:57
[SPEAKER_00]: And think about if if Y2K really did kill all the computers now we wouldn't have to worry about AI fake and evidence That's true.
38:06
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
38:07
[SPEAKER_00]: We had it right there.
38:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Now we're gonna have Robocop.
38:11
[SPEAKER_01]: That sucks.
38:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Can we get Terminator instead?
38:16
[SPEAKER_00]: This is you both.
38:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that sucks.
38:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Robocop shot that dude in the PNR.
38:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I never really did care for Robocop too much.
38:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the tournament in your guy myself.
38:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I like the enemy Robocop, Robocop, Robocop 2.
38:34
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
38:34
[SPEAKER_00]: The big one that walked around had the gun arms.
38:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, shit out of everything.
38:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I did, yeah, Chuck, yeah, I did see that.
38:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I was on Reddit, probably.
38:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And they were comparing it to the one from Afghanistan.
38:49
[SPEAKER_00]: There was another video that looked a lot like it.
38:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if it was the one from Afghanistan
38:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but it did look almost like the same type of entity.
39:02
[SPEAKER_00]: But then you had people in there saying, well, it also looks like these giant kites that you can buy in China, they're like, what's too big to be a kite and someone pulled it up and like you can get these kites that are up to like 23 meters long.
39:16
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to meet how big a meter is because I'm in America, but I'm assuming probably really long.
39:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, where did you say that?
39:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Check it out.
39:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah.
39:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Look at the predator shirt.
39:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Kyle's always been a predator guy.
39:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I love predator.
39:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I also really like, I'm going to have to throw a demolition man on.
39:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't seen that many minutes.
39:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Good though.
39:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't seen it either, ever.
39:52
[SPEAKER_01]: It's good.
39:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I bought it.
39:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Was this nice since the loan?
39:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as a solid, that's a solid match of... Fuck yeah, dude.
40:05
[SPEAKER_00]: I went to a yard sale in bought a super Nintendo and two game cubes.
40:10
[SPEAKER_01]: That's cool.
40:10
[SPEAKER_01]: For fucking cheap.
40:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Super Nintendo is what's up.
40:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, as probably...
40:16
[SPEAKER_01]: that's probably one of my favorite consoles ever.
40:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I got it.
40:19
[SPEAKER_00]: They were just setting up and the woman was just just said all that I saw a bunch of x boxes.
40:24
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, okay, cool whatever.
40:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Then I saw the super I saw the two game cubes and she's like, yeah, my husband's selling all this stuff, but he didn't give me a price on them.
40:31
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, I'm like, do you know if they work?
40:34
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I mean, he played him.
40:37
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, all right.
40:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Well,
40:39
[SPEAKER_00]: But I didn't want for him.
40:40
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, how about 60 for the Super Nintendo and 30 for the GameCube?
40:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck you.
40:45
[SPEAKER_00]: I said, sure.
40:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
40:49
[SPEAKER_00]: And I took a call for him.
40:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if the GameCube's work, because apparently you can't find GameCube games now, but I do have this super I plug it in and sure, and I'm sure it's fucking of it works.
40:59
[SPEAKER_01]: The Super Nintendo's awesome.
41:02
[SPEAKER_01]: That was like I said, probably one of my favorite consoles.
41:05
[SPEAKER_00]: So I've been on the hunt for Super Nintendo games.
41:10
[SPEAKER_01]: new turtles and time.
41:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
41:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Bad ask game.
41:16
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't I'd for I was so to his I was so stoked to find the old OG consoles that I forgot to ask her if you had any fucking games.
41:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been kicking myself for that for the last like two weeks.
41:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I never did have a game cube.
41:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I never had, I never had a super org game queue.
41:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like a genesis straight to PlayStation guy, but I did have friends that had GameCube, and I'll go over there and play.
41:42
[SPEAKER_00]: And there's some behind-the-games on GameCube too, especially from that era.
41:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
41:49
[SPEAKER_00]: But that was my, that was my little rant there.
41:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that was cool.
41:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Hell yeah.
41:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Did I saw speaking to yard sales?
41:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw a video the day and made me hell a jelly.
42:01
[SPEAKER_01]: which it made me think of you because you'd be the one to find it not me.
42:05
[SPEAKER_01]: But this dude went to a yard sale and he found a book that was wrapped in snake skin.
42:16
[SPEAKER_00]: The fuck.
42:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
42:18
[SPEAKER_01]: And he said inside it like it was it looked like old writing like old school cursive.
42:24
[SPEAKER_01]: He said in he said, he said,
42:26
[SPEAKER_01]: When he reads the book after he's done reading he he he feels like he has to pray like he needs to pray and clean himself, but he's like there's all types of information in here on like the fountain of youth and
42:38
[SPEAKER_01]: immortality and just all types of shit like that in there.
42:42
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like oh you fucking asshole walking and I find that.
42:47
[SPEAKER_00]: But I don't really are dealing constantly on the look for weird shit.
42:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh dude, it'd be so like even if it was like halfway sketch fake, it'd still be such a cool find.
42:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, 100%.
43:00
[SPEAKER_01]: It'd be such a cool find.
43:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Scott Clark saw my first Ouija board the other day Halloween here in Australia.
43:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I just bought a Ouija board at a flea market thrift store place old one from the 1940s.
43:18
[SPEAKER_00]: It's called like the mystic something.
43:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
43:22
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's awesome because on the reverse of it, it has TikTok toe and checkers, which is just so crazy.
43:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Which just let you know, like how much of a family game talking boards were before the exercise came out.
43:40
[SPEAKER_00]: I know, I'm always looking for weird, weird.
43:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I love used bookstores because I know I'm going to stumble into something, something, bugging bonkers.
43:47
[SPEAKER_01]: At some point, I just know I have, I've been rolling around the idea of making a couple custom plan chats.
43:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they'll be sick.
43:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to find, I wonder if you could use, like, I need to find a good method of transferring an image
44:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm not a free hander, I'm not good at that.
44:14
[SPEAKER_01]: But I could trace lines.
44:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it'd be cool to put a design because I thought about making a plan shed and then using a brass key ring inlay it over the eye hole.
44:31
[SPEAKER_01]: And then epoxy the eye hole.
44:33
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's got like a brass ring on it.
44:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to find some like little brass feet.
44:39
[SPEAKER_01]: You could put on the bottom of it.
44:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I've got to I've got a bunch of Ballnut Here at at the house that I can make stuff out of yeah, those will be sick.
44:56
[SPEAKER_01]: It'd be cool.
44:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure there's some more woodworkers around here somewhere Listen in.
45:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what I'll call about doing that.
45:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I like YouTube did.
45:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know some of the methods just seems annoying Like I just didn't feel like deal, you know, it's just
45:16
[SPEAKER_00]: more shit than it had the buy and learn how to do and I'm like I didn't I'm not trying to just need to be this elaborate yeah I I hope you're already because I did hit a bunch of uh use bookstores and taxes and I have I bought a fuck ton of UFO books old UFO books so I know everybody wants cryptid stories on the show but use better get yourself prime
45:49
[SPEAKER_01]: ignorant UFO shit I did see the carbon copy paper stuff I did I don't have to look into it a little more I'm not that good at drawing no me that's why I need to like be able to print something and then transfer it to the woods so I can if it wasn't an ultra
46:13
[SPEAKER_01]: detailed image, I could have my wife make a stencil on her little crooked thingy, and then put that on there, and then I could just trace it that way.
46:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think those would be dope.
46:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've been rolling around firing at some fucking free time.
46:32
[SPEAKER_00]: I like that shit anyway, because...
46:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I think the whole...
46:38
[SPEAKER_00]: The Ouija Board of Static is fucking cool.
46:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I got a bunch of WD boards in my house, my house still ain't hung it enough.
46:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And I want to see, or I want to make some keychain shadow Walker sigils, too.
46:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of like that one I have on my community know what it is, the protection ring on that.
47:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to like shadow Walker once.
47:12
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a laser printer, reverse the image, I don't know any of those words, I mean, what's a mod pod now that I did, or I did read shit like that and it's just, that's a lot to do.
47:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I got a printer, I don't know if it's a fucking laser printer though.
47:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm assuming.
47:35
[SPEAKER_00]: We'd you board leather wall, it's that's fucking sick.
47:38
[SPEAKER_00]: That's cool.
47:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I've been I've been trying to find a good leatherwork and get like a do for my secret saying the Christmas so I got to buy it.
47:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been getting a lot of I got some cool knives that I want.
47:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I hate Kidex sheets.
47:55
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to leather sheath.
47:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Chuckie says I've been getting into copper wrapping crystal.
48:01
[SPEAKER_00]: What is wrapping crystal is a copper do?
48:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Is there a purpose?
48:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Does copper make the crystals more
48:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but I know a lot of people are like pendants and stuff more powery A laser engraver would be sick
48:26
[SPEAKER_00]: weapon X, I've whistling on on a night outside to hear the whistle that's like, you, uh, whistle back whistle back dude.
48:34
[SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing?
48:35
[SPEAKER_01]: That was my first opportunity.
48:37
[SPEAKER_00]: My first reaction that time that I walked out of my parents house and I'm walking to my car.
48:42
[SPEAKER_00]: It's about midnight and I hear something on the Illinois Bluffs side whistling.
48:47
[SPEAKER_00]: So I whistle.
48:50
[SPEAKER_00]: And then it whistles back, so I whistle back and then it like starts getting closer and then I say, okay, not comfortable, get my car and leave.
49:07
[SPEAKER_00]: So he says, looks awesome.
49:08
[SPEAKER_00]: So the copper doesn't make the crystals more crystaly.
49:21
[SPEAKER_01]: 3D printer would be sick, but that's too much for me to do 3D printer what we say.
49:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And I do I do like laser engravers a lot.
49:32
[SPEAKER_01]: This is time to place for those I think.
49:36
[SPEAKER_01]: To sometimes I like the.
49:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I like the aesthetic of like handmade sometimes.
49:44
[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm very, I guess it just depends on what I'm trying to make.
49:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes I like ultra precise things, like perfect.
49:54
[SPEAKER_01]: And sometimes I like janky shit.
49:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I have some little human imperfections to make sure that you know it's not, make sure we know it's not AI.
50:12
[SPEAKER_00]: I just curious.
50:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know if there was a reason behind that because I don't know.
50:16
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know nothing about crystals.
50:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I have some crystals, but I'm not sure what they do for me.
50:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't know nothing.
50:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Another cool hobby for people would be to get into stone carving
50:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Diamond bits on them in some water and the car of shit into them.
50:45
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks so cool.
50:47
[SPEAKER_00]: That is pretty sick.
50:49
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking cool, man.
50:50
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like creeks and fine, you know, creek and creek rocks and shit.
50:58
[SPEAKER_00]: You're not supposed to whistle at the northern lights.
51:01
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
51:03
[SPEAKER_00]: I live in Illinois.
51:03
[SPEAKER_00]: So we've got the northern lights like six times in all of it.
51:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Why is it okay?
51:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Why is that a thing?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've never heard that before.
51:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Why is that a thing?
51:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I know calling it sometimes I said like ultra-perfect things.
51:23
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a like janky shit.
51:26
[SPEAKER_00]: I have some meteorite.
51:28
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a chunk of meteorite.
51:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I got a lot of weird shit in this room, but it's not enough to get haunted, apparently.
51:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Can we knock out one of your teeth and then make a meteorite tooth to replace it?
51:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
51:40
[SPEAKER_01]: That would be fucking cool dude.
51:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
51:45
[SPEAKER_01]: That would be way cool.
51:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody nobody has a meteorite grill fucking nobody nobody now that we say it's somebody's gonna do it.
51:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, cuz all these fucksters always I was we're we always progress.
52:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even think it's procrastination.
52:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I just think that weird we're just destined to be late to the party
52:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's our destiny, because it was funny.
52:21
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, well, you might be saying what I was going to bring up.
52:25
[SPEAKER_00]: It was funny because a couple of weeks ago before weeks ago I learned a super cool giant squid tidbit of information blew my fucking mind and I've been talking to Kyle about it.
52:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I've owned a surprise Kyle the night shift last week not last week two weeks ago and I forgot to do it.
52:44
[SPEAKER_00]: So then we were a pre-recorded the shows and I told him I'm like don't let me forget to talk about this on the night shift and then I'll be fucked
52:53
[SPEAKER_00]: If some bearded nerds didn't fucking talk about it this past weekend on their show of 20 million fucking people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I said, I ain't even talking about it now because everybody would be like, you got that from the bearded nerd guy show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't do the same thing here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, dude, this is the bearded nerd guy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fucking dorks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
53:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Steve's been super stoked about it for a minute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's enough of them to do it.
53:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they do.
53:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope they fucking take over the entire goddamn Earth.
53:32
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna be, I'm pro-squid now.
53:34
[SPEAKER_00]: I do fuck that.
53:37
[SPEAKER_00]: If I say, Beardy, Beardy nerdy, Beard guys, Beardy nerdy guys that have a giant platform, you're gonna catch it within the first three.
53:53
[SPEAKER_01]: goes back okay whistling in northern lights goes back centuries the lights were thought to be the spirit of the dead and whistling at them made draw their attention to you that's fucking cool now i wish there are northern lights out right now yeah i'd go whistle at them oh yeah some in the squid i'm right there with you
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's that's not them, but that's in the top three of Beardy Nerd guys the giant shows Well, there's always no other lights than he just got sight and whistle all time Technically everybody that even whistles should fucking get this You just whistle outside you fucked.
54:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do all time.
54:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm whistlein' at the goddamn southern lights.
54:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Now what there's a southern lights
54:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Apparently there's always northern lights, there's always gonna be southern lights.
54:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Eastern lights, western lights.
54:59
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
55:00
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: South North, South, South northern lights.
55:07
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't finished yet.
55:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I did watch most of the show below.
55:12
[SPEAKER_01]: But I haven't finished it.
55:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody search for the bearding or bearding nerd guys.
55:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's not that hard to figure out.
55:26
[SPEAKER_00]: No, just just take you They may I'm gonna Shut my mouth actually know I'm not because You you think our Show's name has nothing to do with the paranormal.
55:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, see you've got to make it out
55:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand.
55:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I just thought I don't know.
55:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand how some shows get gigantic ever get it.
56:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Never get it.
56:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, squids are fucking terrifying.
56:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Squids are terrifying.
56:14
[SPEAKER_00]: If you knew, I'm gonna talk about it.
56:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna say it already.
56:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna talk about everything.
56:19
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know your copy in in many ways, so it doesn't matter.
56:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I did copy them because they're definitely
56:31
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, yeah, so everybody talks about giant squids, right?
56:36
[SPEAKER_00]: And how like they're so elusive and we didn't have proof.
56:41
[SPEAKER_00]: We didn't have like photographic evidence or video evidence that they existed until 2004 and even since then, only like 200 have ever been seen by humans.
56:50
[SPEAKER_00]: So they did a study about how sperm whales prominent diet are squid.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And within that diet, giant squid make up a percentage of what they consume.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So some of these studies, I find in Beaks and stuff in the bellies of giant earth sperm whale, they think that there's somewhere around between 300,000
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[SPEAKER_00]: in the world.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they're pretty confident that they eat at least one, two, eight giant squids a week.
57:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like eight giant squids a week is pretty excessive.
57:47
[SPEAKER_00]: You've got me hungry.
57:51
[SPEAKER_00]: But if you do the math on that,
57:55
[SPEAKER_00]: It equates to, because if I mean, the high end of that, they're eating one giant squid a day 300,000 of a meat and one giant squid a day it equals like, I don't know, 100 million to 400 million giant squid being just consumed a year.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's not counting the ones that aren't consumed.
58:23
[SPEAKER_00]: If somebody would've told me that there was a hundred million giant squids in the ocean, I'd say no, there isn't, but now I'm going to say, yeah, there probably is.
58:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Because the ocean sucks and it's terrifying.
58:40
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's crazy to think too that.
58:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Like people used to draw pictures of those fuckers sinking boats.
58:51
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I'm saying?
58:52
[SPEAKER_01]: And people forever, like, no, these are just old tales, like, this is not real.
58:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if I, those, like, as we know, the giant squid is real now and be that motherfuckers didn't have submarines.
59:08
[SPEAKER_01]: They're in a way.
59:11
[SPEAKER_01]: They're knowing that those things are at the bottom of the ocean without actually seeing them.
59:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe maybe they saw one wash up one time.
59:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe maybe it's sank fucking boats or maybe it's sank boats.
59:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because I think the giant squid get the longest and the colossal squid get the heaviest.
59:37
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, we don't even, we don't even know about the ocean.
59:40
[SPEAKER_00]: There could be massive squid just laying on the bottom of the sperm whales can't eat.
59:47
[SPEAKER_00]: is hanging out down there just eaten the sperm whales that ate their friends.
59:51
[SPEAKER_01]: That sucks.
59:57
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why Illinois's got a lot of shit wrong with it, but at least I'm in the dead ass center of the fucking country away from the fucking ocean.
1:00:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I heard that.
1:00:07
[SPEAKER_00]: All I got to worry about is the skunk river monster coming up stream.
1:00:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah Illinois fucking sucks, but I'd rather be here than in the ocean.
1:00:19
[SPEAKER_00]: But now I'm pro-squid, let it rip.
1:00:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, fuck that, squids are terrifying.
1:00:27
[SPEAKER_00]: They are, but if they're on my side, hungry for bearded dorks, then we'll let it rip.
1:00:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's even crazier because of how intelligent squid are.
1:00:46
[SPEAKER_00]: There's also the inner, or what, man, I was trying to read what truck he said in the chat just goes by.
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_00]: There's also inner earth ocean too, super saline water that is more dense, thick water ocean.
1:00:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yuck.
1:01:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I'm not getting in any water I can't see into, so problem solved.
1:01:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck sharks, fuck prontas.
1:01:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck man, eating cabbage.
1:01:13
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not doing none of it.
1:01:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope I hope Megalodon's down there in the Mississippi River, wherever you probably.
1:01:26
[SPEAKER_00]: You got a billion giant squids we've only seen 200 of them since the beginning of human existence that we got like we have evidence of.
1:01:34
[SPEAKER_00]: You know there's got to be Megalodon down there.
1:01:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Statistically, I don't see why not.
1:01:40
[SPEAKER_00]: They could live on the
1:01:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder how old a giant squid can get.
1:01:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go to the right span of a giant squid.
1:01:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Chat BBB.
1:01:54
[SPEAKER_00]: What's the life of the giant squid?
1:01:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Three.
1:02:02
[SPEAKER_00]: What's the life span of a giant squid?
1:02:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Three to five years.
1:02:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep, which leads more toward their being so fucking many of them.
1:02:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Like a fucking ant.
1:02:24
[SPEAKER_00]: They can reach, they can reach 43 feet long.
1:02:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Desk rose.
1:02:32
[SPEAKER_00]: What's the lifespan of a megalodon?
1:02:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Chatter cracking.
1:02:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Chabby B.C.
1:02:38
[SPEAKER_00]: What's the lifespan of a megalodon?
1:02:49
[SPEAKER_01]: 80 to 100 years of a megalodont yeah i thought you know that without the megalodont being real that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying check on the average life of the crackin spent of the crackin
1:03:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, AI says the crack in is a mythical Scandinavian sea monster rather than a real biological species.
1:03:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Therefore, it does not have a real lifespan.
1:03:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they haven't heard.
1:03:30
[SPEAKER_01]: They said the same shit about the giant squid.
1:03:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they said the same shit about mountain gorillas until somebody shot two of them in 1909 or whatever the fuck.
1:03:39
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you think the odds are that there are like monster?
1:03:46
[SPEAKER_01]: like Kraken's in the ocean.
1:03:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Good.
1:03:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:03:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, good.
1:03:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Good odds.
1:03:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:03:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Once they get so big, they're just going to stay down there and probably just scavenged shit.
1:04:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
1:04:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:04:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Why is the lifespan of a giant squid only three to five years?
1:04:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it because of predators or because they suck and they die?
1:04:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
1:04:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
1:04:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Because of it's because of predators, that leaves room for elusive ones to get bigger.
1:04:25
[SPEAKER_01]: But if it's because they suck, then, I don't know.
1:04:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Giant Squids have short life spans typically estimated just a four to five years.
1:04:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Some can live up to 15 years because of an evolutionary live fast die young strategy tied to their unique biology.
1:04:46
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't have a protective shell, so they are easy for predators, but they gave up their shell to make them fast moving and agile.
1:04:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Fucking Giant Squid had shells back in the day, I don't know.
1:04:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Rapid growth and fast metabolism to reach massive sizes in just a few short years squids must grow to add an extraordinary rate.
1:05:07
[SPEAKER_00]: They're high in Metabolic rates fuel this fast growth.
1:05:10
[SPEAKER_00]: So if a four year old can get 43 feet long, think of what a 14 year old giant squid is.
1:05:18
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what my brain was thinking.
1:05:20
[SPEAKER_00]: 20 million feet long.
1:05:22
[SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty long.
1:05:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope somebody quotes that as fact on there's long enough to
1:05:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope this giant squids are part of the fast and fierce universe now.
1:05:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.
1:05:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I would love to watch a giant squid Tokyo drift.
1:05:49
[SPEAKER_01]: That would be awesome.
1:05:52
[SPEAKER_00]: You just have a car on each tentacle.
1:06:00
[SPEAKER_00]: How long, how long do octopus live?
1:06:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'll get eight of my life.
1:06:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, chat BBC, how long does an octopus live?
1:06:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Six months to five years.
1:06:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't these things live long?
1:06:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's, they don't live long because if they do live long, they would take over the planet.
1:06:22
[SPEAKER_01]: True story.
1:06:22
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's got to be because of predators, right?
1:06:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Our predation or whatever.
1:06:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Probably because Mark though, we can.
1:06:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, okay, well, then our scientists suck if 90% of their like, hey, guys, the average price of hand is 45 years.
1:06:44
[SPEAKER_01]: And then somebody in the back is like, yeah, but the, uh, sometimes 14 to mean, like, in my head, it's like, what do you mean?
1:06:54
[SPEAKER_01]: How do you, how do you go from four to five to
1:06:58
[SPEAKER_01]: You might be saying it's like 10 to 180.
1:07:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't octopus and other cephalopods live very long?
1:07:06
[SPEAKER_00]: They have a gland behind their eyes that upon reproduction causes them to age rapidly and die.
1:07:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so they suck.
1:07:14
[SPEAKER_00]: If you cut, is this real?
1:07:16
[SPEAKER_00]: If you cut out that gland, I'm just clicking on link.
1:07:19
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, shit.
1:07:21
[SPEAKER_01]: They won't get old.
1:07:22
[SPEAKER_00]: If you cut out that gland, they live twice as long.
1:07:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Slowing down their metabolic rate might kill them.
1:07:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, perhaps someone should experiment.
1:07:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is just somebody talking in some forums.
1:07:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe any of that should.
1:07:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I was getting raised saying, like, wait a minute.
1:07:37
[SPEAKER_01]: They've even cut in these orchids.
1:07:39
[SPEAKER_01]: They're these things out of them.
1:07:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're going to live.
1:07:41
[SPEAKER_01]: They've been crazy long.
1:07:42
[SPEAKER_00]: They've been siphoned in squitted dream of chrome in the octopus hot oligarchy.
1:07:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, or orgasm in the end die is the only way I want to go There's there's some lonely octopus down there that Couldn't find an old lady and he's like a 10 million feet long.
1:08:08
[SPEAKER_00]: He's been alive forever That sucks I know we don't know anything about the ocean and aquatic life If you can't even map the whole ocean you sure is fucking gonna know what's living down there
1:08:23
[SPEAKER_00]: probably know more about Mars than we do.
1:08:25
[SPEAKER_00]: God damn ocean.
1:08:27
[SPEAKER_01]: What's that?
1:08:28
[SPEAKER_01]: What's that point in the ocean where you're?
1:08:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:08:33
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it?
1:08:34
[SPEAKER_01]: You're closer to the moon than you are to anybody else.
1:08:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
1:08:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that how it goes?
1:08:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Space station.
1:08:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Space station.
1:08:43
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
1:08:44
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... nemo point nemo i think it is yet point nemo the ocean the oceanic pole of in excess ability that's so fucking crazy that's on our planet because of its real because of its extreme isolation the closest people to point nemo are often astronauts aboard the international space station which orbits about four hundred kilometers above the earth
1:09:12
[SPEAKER_00]: due to its lack of shipping lanes and marine life space agencies use point nemo as a spacecraft cemetery to safely crash land decommission satellites and spaceships such as the mirror the mirror space station.
1:09:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine how much cool shits out there.
1:09:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine how many UFOs crash there?
1:09:30
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
1:09:35
[SPEAKER_00]: It's we've talked about that before how lovecraft basically put
1:09:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever, I can't think of the name of the city right now.
1:09:45
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't ever pronounce what I do, but where Kathulu lives is basically point Nemo.
1:09:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Before anybody new point Nemo is point Nemo, we just fucking weird.
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_01]: And there's weird.
1:10:00
[SPEAKER_00]: He was on, he was, I think he was, he was tapping into some weird, there's some weird other brother worldly shit there when he was right in all that.
1:10:17
[SPEAKER_01]: It's, it's crazy that the ocean, like, to really fat on the oceans, that big.
1:10:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's it.
1:10:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't even pronounce it.
1:10:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Rally North Carolina.
1:10:32
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not how you pronounce it for what?
1:10:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Where could through live?
1:10:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't North Carolina?
1:10:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:10:44
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
1:10:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Disney tried to solve disclosed this close point Nemo with finding Nemo.
1:10:51
[SPEAKER_00]: They want they want us to go out to the middle of the ocean and disappear that way They we can be a blood sacrifice to the old gods.
1:11:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, jokes on you.
1:11:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't go in the water Kai Kai will knew about it before it was ever even created.
1:11:08
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why he stays out of the water.
1:11:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah
1:11:17
[SPEAKER_00]: You may have been all one of them boats that they drew pictures of.
1:11:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I probably was.
1:11:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I was probably the captain.
1:11:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it's.
1:11:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:11:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Here I am a badass pirate and all of sudden giant squid fucking eats me.
1:11:30
[SPEAKER_00]: You probably harpoon the squid that killed you.
1:11:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope so.
1:11:34
[SPEAKER_01]: That'd be badass.
1:11:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Look at that wood.
1:11:38
[SPEAKER_01]: It'd be even cooler if he was still alive today, but he had a battle scar or harpoon still stuck in his face.
1:11:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if I was alive back then, I'd just take my whole body full of harpoons, like a giant sea urchin.
1:11:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and nothing would eat me, just jump off.
1:11:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:11:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, nothing in the ocean would eat me.
1:11:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Look at the awesome.
1:12:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
1:12:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretty sure octopuses, octopi, octopuses.
1:12:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and there's something about their DNA that it doesn't like coincide with any other DNA on the planet.
1:12:13
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm pretty sure.
1:12:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah Octopus DNA alien octopus do not have alien DNA.
1:12:22
[SPEAKER_00]: You I hate AI I'm all about shutting a eye down because this shit just ruins my whole day now you're a liar
1:12:31
[SPEAKER_00]: When scientists map the California two-spot octopus genome, they found roughly 33,000 protein coding genes and more than 20,000 of them to 25,000 of them are found in humans.
1:12:42
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're basically octopus.
1:12:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Now that sucks.
1:12:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe we're the aliens.
1:12:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Past man greeted with the octopus to create an effluent.
1:12:59
[SPEAKER_01]: That means they soft disclosure that in the boys.
1:13:03
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never seen it.
1:13:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Watch some of it, but I'm pretty sure there's like an Aquaman and he has a octopus girlfriend.
1:13:12
[SPEAKER_01]: That he, you know, he does stuff with has relations with.
1:13:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Netflix and chills banana has 74% of our DNA.
1:13:23
[SPEAKER_00]: So technically, whenever you eat a banana, it's cannibalism.
1:13:29
[SPEAKER_01]: That sucks.
1:13:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I like banana stuff, but Anna bread has been in a bread.
1:13:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Have our DNA.
1:13:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Can a banana, can a banana, can a banana is them?
1:13:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I love banana bread.
1:13:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Banana bread does go hard.
1:13:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Fucking awesome.
1:13:52
[SPEAKER_00]: You all know how to eat a banana in public.
1:13:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll just stare somebody in the eyes.
1:13:55
[SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing it?
1:14:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't chew, I might have seen him for the mouth feel.
1:14:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Bring the banana to your mouth, don't bring your mouth to the banana.
1:14:32
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't sound good at all.
1:14:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I remember tweezers, you don't have to tell me 50,000 times.
1:14:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Like knowledge, you know what, Jim?
1:14:38
[SPEAKER_00]: You reminds me of the fucking old demon that's in the book I've realistic to.
1:14:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
1:15:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh God, it's too funny.
1:15:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Love you, buddy.
1:15:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh God.
1:15:10
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just a dark quality shark.
1:15:16
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I hear.
1:15:19
[SPEAKER_01]: That's something to the shark with today.
1:15:20
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys.
1:15:22
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the demon in the back in the book.
1:15:24
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a name shark.
1:15:26
[SPEAKER_01]: It's your name's Kevin, but they call him shark.
1:15:32
[SPEAKER_01]: is a great book series if you're down to nine books of like 16 hours of audio how does somebody have enough how does somebody have time to write that many words I don't know but I've already finished it hold on what was his name shark oh what was the other guy's name
1:15:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I know, they're all saying in the chat now, a bunch of psychos.
1:16:00
[SPEAKER_00]: This is summative.
1:16:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Animate smells delicious.
1:16:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I don't know, inanimate just sounds weird, right?
1:16:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't be the little one.
1:16:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks banana mints.
1:16:13
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't sound right.
1:16:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess you could, I guess you could brush your teeth and then eat a banana.
1:16:21
[SPEAKER_00]: And fake fake banana flavor is different from banana flavor.
1:16:26
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
1:16:26
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
1:16:27
[SPEAKER_00]: They're two different.
1:16:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Two totally different things.
1:16:31
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
1:16:32
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
1:16:32
[SPEAKER_00]: We've been programmed to think that fake banana flavor tastes like banana.
1:16:38
[SPEAKER_00]: But if you eat a banana, Lafay Taffy and then you eat a banana, those two things do not taste anything like.
1:16:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, watermelon just tastes like thick water like chewy water and watermelon Laffy Taffy taste.
1:17:00
[SPEAKER_01]: That's weird because I describe tomatoes as squishy water.
1:17:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, watermelon's like it's it's like not cold shaved ice water.
1:17:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, same.
1:17:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I used to hate it when I was little.
1:17:23
[SPEAKER_00]: It's legit.
1:17:26
[SPEAKER_01]: No waterbomb flavors is great.
1:17:28
[SPEAKER_00]: It's go to mint orange.
1:17:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that sounds terrible.
1:17:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it does sound terrible.
1:17:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Like brushing your teeth and then drink taking a big ol' gullaga orange juice.
1:17:41
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not cool.
1:17:44
[SPEAKER_00]: It's cool.
1:17:45
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm allergic to milk.
1:17:46
[SPEAKER_00]: How do you find out your allergic to melons?
1:17:49
[SPEAKER_00]: by eating melon and then your eye swell shut.
1:17:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess it's how you find out you're allergic to anything, right?
1:17:56
[SPEAKER_00]: You just got to use the truth.
1:17:58
[SPEAKER_00]: You just go in and try not to die.
1:18:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that is a pretty shitty tactic when it came to her.
1:18:05
[SPEAKER_01]: It comes alive.
1:18:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I cherry flavor candy.
1:18:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Cherry candy is up there.
1:18:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Cherry dollar answers it.
1:18:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
1:18:15
[SPEAKER_01]: To me, this known as the red one.
1:18:18
[SPEAKER_00]: hot chocolate orange mint.
1:18:20
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you guys do in?
1:18:21
[SPEAKER_01]: That's disgusting.
1:18:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Not on a listen to hey.
1:18:32
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not so bad.
1:18:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I get hey, I get hey fever whenever they pay the corn out.
1:18:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm shit.
1:18:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, it's kind of stupid anyways, really.
1:18:39
[SPEAKER_00]: That's just just cow snacks.
1:18:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:18:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Red orange and purple.
1:18:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's that's kind of how that's kind of how it goes Give me the give me the red jolly rancher.
1:18:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like orange Do they have a orange jolly they don't have no orange jolly ranchers?
1:19:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure I think they do do they?
1:19:07
[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
1:19:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm yeah, I'm pretty sure I was 13 in that anaphylactic shock See that sucks.
1:19:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that's the only way you can find out
1:19:22
[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't do the way back in the day.
1:19:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Eat a peanut butter sandwich and try not to die.
1:19:27
[SPEAKER_00]: That sucks.
1:19:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Chat BBC, do you have one dollar ranchers?
1:19:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I have one more positive thing.
1:19:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Are there?
1:19:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm looking at one right now.
1:19:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Jolly, ranchers.
1:19:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Orange Jolly Ranchers exist though they are not part of the standard every day hard candy mix through bash variety bag as orange flavor to be fair you got to talk about the OG can't do add-ons they also have women peach strawberry and pineapple pineapple jolly ranchers and they go hard pineapple well they only fruits that eat you while you're eating it
1:20:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Really.
1:20:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they have enzymes that break down the proteins in your mouth.
1:20:16
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why if you need enough of it, your mouth starts to hurt.
1:20:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's cool.
1:20:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I like pineapple.
1:20:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Fresh fresh pineapple is great.
1:20:29
[SPEAKER_00]: You imagine being like an eandruff hole and you have to like try things that could kill you.
1:20:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's what I mean.
1:20:40
[SPEAKER_01]: So they did way back in the day.
1:20:41
[SPEAKER_01]: They just had to eat stuff figured out.
1:20:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you just see this like mushroom or this frog and you're like Fuck it.
1:20:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Eat it and die.
1:20:53
[SPEAKER_01]: And think about how how many people had to do that before it actually took.
1:20:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, especially if it's a guy like me who just out eaten anything now all the rest of my clan got to be like what the fuck did Steve eat the kill them damn it.
1:21:07
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess we should probably eat whatever is around him and then we'll figure it out and then whoever dies, that sucks.
1:21:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody else tell everybody what you can't eat.
1:21:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Just 18 people laying around this one mushroom dead.
1:21:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Mushroom testing high risk versus high reward.
1:21:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Imagine me the first person to try eating egg.
1:21:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you crack into that and get the slimy center Animal just poop is all out.
1:21:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's clean it out and try to eat it.
1:21:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I like eggs.
1:21:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Watch the old movie called Caveman with Ringo Star, I have a whole list of movies that I have to watch apparently because I just, I don't watch a lot of movies, I watch, probably shitty movies, he's just still watching Constantine, I know I need to watch that, I need to watch all, I need to watch a judge dread, I feel like I've seen a lot of these, but I was just probably watching them when I was a little demolishing man, yeah, so I'm in, same thing, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in
1:22:25
[SPEAKER_00]: It's different imagine the first person who milk the cow Imagine the first person imagine the first person that milk the bowl Does it did happen?
1:22:41
[SPEAKER_00]: This milk's frothy What about vanilla flavor items?
1:22:49
[SPEAKER_00]: What what's the question?
1:22:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Are we allergic to vanilla pudding?
1:23:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I imagine they had a vanilla jolly rancher.
1:23:04
[SPEAKER_01]: That'd be weird.
1:23:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God, log hit.
1:23:12
[SPEAKER_00]: jolly ranchers have a very distinct taste.
1:23:16
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no, I don't think there's any other candy that tastes like jolly ranchers.
1:23:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Fruit, fake fruit flavor wise.
1:23:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, you're right.
1:23:27
[SPEAKER_01]: My favorite jolly ranchers, the red one.
1:23:32
[SPEAKER_00]: now there's multiple red ones.
1:23:33
[SPEAKER_00]: There's fruit punch.
1:23:34
[SPEAKER_00]: There's strawberry.
1:23:35
[SPEAKER_00]: There's cherry.
1:23:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I like cherry.
1:23:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it's the cherry.
1:23:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Cherry is definitely the best.
1:23:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:23:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Red ones.
1:23:47
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I need to send you all some British candy.
1:23:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow you guys got you guys got weird candy.
1:23:56
[SPEAKER_01]: I think somebody sent us some before.
1:23:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah we've tried some from all over the place.
1:24:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:24:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Steve got to watch the entity called Kyle didn't episode.
1:24:07
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how to watch it now Kyle didn't episode And at this point I couldn't even tell you what it was about Acceptives an entity Oh, what was the guy's name?
1:24:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Others I can't remember.
1:24:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
1:24:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I do got a bunch of UFO books though, so get stoked
1:24:34
[SPEAKER_00]: I got a witch book to go through in a demon book, beaver glands equal vanilla, hmmm, it was the first person that chewed on a beaver and said you know what this would be good in a latte
1:25:00
[SPEAKER_01]: the faculty.
1:25:02
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a good one.
1:25:03
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a, that's a underrated one.
1:25:06
[SPEAKER_01]: But you've seen it.
1:25:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:25:08
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a great movie.
1:25:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:25:09
[SPEAKER_00]: That's one.
1:25:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't get talked about enough.
1:25:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Soundtrack.
1:25:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to ask holes, make fun of Josh Hartnett and that in the faculty.
1:25:21
[SPEAKER_00]: like, oh, it's a haircut.
1:25:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I don't know, you're like, it was 1998.
1:25:25
[SPEAKER_00]: We all had shit here cut.
1:25:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he was cool.
1:25:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about.
1:25:31
[SPEAKER_01]: They were making fun of him for parking like a dick.
1:25:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, yeah, that's what a high school dick does.
1:25:37
[SPEAKER_01]: He killed this role.
1:25:40
[SPEAKER_00]: I remember listening to the soundtrack because it was a bunch of covers and shit.
1:25:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like,
1:25:47
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what it's definitely up there with one of my favorite movies.
1:26:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll lucky number 11 was good.
1:26:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Never seen it.
1:26:06
[SPEAKER_01]: That was good one.
1:26:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Bruce Willis and Josh Hartnett.
1:26:12
[SPEAKER_00]: You've seen every Bruce Willis movie.
1:26:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, prob, just about.
1:26:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Kyle, Kyle in my phone is Bruce Willis.
1:26:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
1:26:24
[SPEAKER_00]: His sizzle picture.
1:26:28
[SPEAKER_00]: The Eve is Nick Cage, we'll conner, and mine.
1:26:31
[SPEAKER_00]: That's who we picture ourselves as.
1:26:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Those are our prod cast personas.
1:26:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
1:26:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Bruce Willis and Nicolas Cage.
1:26:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I made, I made Tony Merkel, Dolph London and mine.
1:26:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Dylan is a service of usters, yeah.
1:26:50
[SPEAKER_01]: The loan from Rambo.
1:26:54
[SPEAKER_00]: That fits.
1:26:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Same haircut.
1:27:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, good shit.
1:27:07
[SPEAKER_00]: On that note, on the Bruce Willis note, it's about that time-holic old, about an hour-and-a-half here.
1:27:20
[SPEAKER_00]: So we are going to roll out, thanks for hanging out with us, thanks for listening to us right for a little bit, and then talk about snacks.
1:27:31
[SPEAKER_00]: That's kind of our two gears, I guess.
1:27:34
[SPEAKER_01]: It's me.
1:27:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Food's good.
1:27:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:27:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:27:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it on your nail.
1:27:39
[SPEAKER_00]: If you catch us in a bad mood, you just talk us down with snacks.
1:27:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:27:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for kicking it.
1:27:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for hanging out.
1:27:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Love you guys.
1:27:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody has a good week.
1:27:52
[SPEAKER_00]: And yeah.
1:27:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Then we meet again.
1:27:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Stay safe.
1:27:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Stay weird.
1:27:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And let us be the only bearded nerd that you guys buck with.