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OUTRO: Anything To Drink? · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Off for raw Doggies for to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard of that before? Men? Yep.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about these dudes with
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  Speaker 2: their pigskins outside and then they're throwing the pigskin around.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, why is this suddenly happening outside our studio.
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  Speaker 1: As the weather's gotten better. So there's a window right
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  Speaker 1: outside window from our studio, we can see people outside,
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  Speaker 1: and there's a bunch of I guess you would say
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  Speaker 1: local touts that come down from upstairs from the corporate world,
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  Speaker 1: and they roll up their white sleeve shirts and they
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  Speaker 1: start tossing the pigskin around, sort of making out that
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  Speaker 1: they're all cool and shit in front of their their
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  Speaker 1: lady friends.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're just having fun.
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  Speaker 1: No, kezy, they're not.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's really weird that you, especially Jason,
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  Speaker 3: is so anti it, like it's just some young guys
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  Speaker 3: who on their break are throwing a footy around.
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  Speaker 1: It's great.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that they're that young keezy about your age. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's all good, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Believing because you keep looking out there, like what's the
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  Speaker 3: when you're just glaring at them.
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  Speaker 1: But he always goes against you. A Joseph, you noticed it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm used to it, man, But listen, that's fine. I'm
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  Speaker 2: all for the fellows having a bit of fun.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like it doesn't sound at all.
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  Speaker 2: They only do it when there's lady sitting on the
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  Speaker 2: seat observing.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry that that lady was throwing the football around before.
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  Speaker 1: She was tossing the pigskin. Yeah, I've never seen them
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  Speaker 1: without a woman there. That's true. You're right there, and
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  Speaker 1: that's just their friend group.
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  Speaker 2: That's they're taking their shirts off too. Really gets deep
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  Speaker 2: inside my goat and.
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  Speaker 1: Found a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 2: But they were giving away free pest just before out
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  Speaker 2: in the reception here and just dozens. I won't I
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  Speaker 2: won't name the brand does of beers. He's for free
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  Speaker 2: our own. Pugsn went and grabbed and I quote five boxes.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was four.
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  Speaker 2: It was five.
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  Speaker 3: This is what Pugs does though. Whenever there's a freebee
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  Speaker 3: hair giveaway, he's straight there because he's closest to the door.
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  Speaker 3: There was a pass to give away the other day.
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  Speaker 3: There was one packet per person he grabbed a bag
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  Speaker 3: with four or maybe it was five pass So what
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  Speaker 3: he does is get down there and clear it up
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  Speaker 3: before anyone else can take it.
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  Speaker 2: I never knew that about Pugs. I knew it was
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  Speaker 2: a sex fiend, but I never knew that it was
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  Speaker 2: a prize peg, that he was a prize pig. In
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  Speaker 2: an actual fact, if you had asked me, out of
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  Speaker 2: anyone out of the big show, who would you say
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  Speaker 2: would be the prize peg, I would have said me right,
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  Speaker 2: And it turns out it's actually Pugs because none of
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  Speaker 2: us got free shit.
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  Speaker 3: I grabbed one box.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we did. We did, And I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: just don't like taking stuff for free.
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  Speaker 1: We don't drink.
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  Speaker 2: You're that as well, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It just doesn't doesn't sit right.
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  Speaker 2: It just doesn't feel right to do that when there's
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  Speaker 2: backbones out there struggling away.
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  Speaker 1: There's my consumers that I'd get at home, and then
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  Speaker 1: it would sit I'd have one and then I'd save
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  Speaker 1: those for the visitors. Well, Keys is coming around for
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  Speaker 1: a potlak soon and then smash them all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably, yeah, I'm going to have them though, because
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  Speaker 3: Jerry came in the other day and said they were delicious,
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  Speaker 3: And he actually came into the office midway through getting
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  Speaker 3: ready for seven sharp to steal a box of them.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like, oh, they must be good.
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  Speaker 2: Like Shandy's apparently right, Okay, I'm not into my flavored
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  Speaker 2: beer as well. I'd never used to be into my
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  Speaker 2: flavored beers. Well, it seems weird to me. That is it?
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  Speaker 2: A beer?
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  Speaker 1: Is a beer? I thought it's a beer. I believe
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  Speaker 1: it to be. He said, it's a beer with a
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  Speaker 1: lemon in it. Oh god, it's like a shandy, he said,
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  Speaker 1: like lemonade. It was like a shandy, and he described.
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  Speaker 2: It and one with like pineapple.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, you know, and that just seems to be fair.
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  Speaker 2: Well, why what are you guys running? And you know, say,
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  Speaker 2: say one of the fellows, not me obviously, but one
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  Speaker 2: of the fellows Pop gave. But what are you running?
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  Speaker 2: In your fridge?
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  Speaker 3: Theater off of the map, I've got I've got a
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  Speaker 3: whole lot of kom Butcher cans, I've got a whole
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  Speaker 3: lot of Coke zero cans. I've got four or five
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  Speaker 3: Boss coffee cans, and then I've got a whole lot
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  Speaker 3: of cans of low Car beer.
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  Speaker 1: We've got water.
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  Speaker 3: Holy fun, We've got several bottles of wine obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Right, do you have like a wine beers? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, did you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I see a whole heap of low car beersh right, okay?
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  Speaker 3: And then I've got a bottle of cold sparkling red
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  Speaker 3: wine in the fridge, which is very nice.
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  Speaker 2: Is that from your Europe tour?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not it's the one. Remember when Lucy's cousin
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  Speaker 3: stayed with us and then was like, let's drink the wine.
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  Speaker 1: Drink it.
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  Speaker 3: No, we bought another bottle to replace it, right, what happened?
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  Speaker 3: I think we bought two. I think I convinced it.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, no, let's get two because and then
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  Speaker 3: we haven't drunk the other one.
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  Speaker 1: Right? Good? You bring that to the pot, Like.
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  Speaker 2: What pot if you came to my house?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, this is a hypothetical situation.
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  Speaker 2: I could offer you fellows of milk.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. The whole Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 1: on Radio Hierarchy, The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Can I guess what you can offer?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Iced coffee? No? Yeah, my own.
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  Speaker 2: I could, Yes, I could make you a nice coffee.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have it.
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  Speaker 1: In my fridge. You wouldn't. That's why he said it's
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  Speaker 1: not on offer, right, so you can scrape that off.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you've got anything decent drinks wise in
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  Speaker 3: your fridge. I feel like you're a real water or
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  Speaker 3: walk to the dairy guy.
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  Speaker 1: Water, tea and coffee.
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  Speaker 2: No, we do have water. We also have soda and lime.
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  Speaker 2: I like a bit of fizz soda and no. Just
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  Speaker 2: I buy like a soda and lime. Bottle of soda
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  Speaker 2: and lime.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, soda and line?
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  Speaker 1: Yes of this?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: You like soda and lime?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why don't me? And Megi? You already know about
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  Speaker 1: this secret.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a couple of big bottles of kom butcher
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  Speaker 2: feed jar and a passion fruit.
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  Speaker 3: I think we've got the cans a little cans of
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  Speaker 3: butcher or fijar.
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  Speaker 2: I've got the big fuck off bottles. And it's really
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  Speaker 2: weird because I'm not a big fan of k butcher,
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  Speaker 2: so I don't know why I buy them.
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  Speaker 3: So you're buying them.
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  Speaker 2: I could buy you. I could give you a glass
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  Speaker 2: of komb butcher.
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  Speaker 3: What else is this is that? Because so far it's
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  Speaker 3: about it. I'm going for the Fijar butcher that's about it.
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  Speaker 3: And milk what like, I reckon you're light blue? Yes, Maggie,
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  Speaker 3: what kind of milk are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not any milk, but my daughter is dark blue
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  Speaker 1: milk blue top. And what else we got in the akzi?
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  Speaker 1: We've got half a bottle of pepper Jack pin on
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  Speaker 1: Wi sitting there and the fridge. Now it's not in
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  Speaker 1: the fridge, it's available to drink, right. And we've got
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  Speaker 1: a soda water out of a soda stream. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: we've got cans and bottles of tonic water go with
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  Speaker 1: the ten bottles of gin. We've got ural gin obviously,
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  Speaker 1: all the spirits that we've got. But I think we're
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  Speaker 1: out of beers, right. We've got daily obviously, port we
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  Speaker 1: tend to buy them to drink them. I don't sort
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  Speaker 1: of have them sitting in the fridge all week.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I try not to have too many beers
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  Speaker 3: in the fridge because I don't want to get into
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  Speaker 3: you haven't afterwork beers will every now and then when
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  Speaker 3: I'm making dinner, which I'm doing more often these days,
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  Speaker 3: which has been good.
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  Speaker 2: Your wife's neither home anymore exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Because she's doing extracurricular activities that's it. She's the leading
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  Speaker 3: tri scorer for a touch team.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently, that's good. That is good.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever I hear GIN, I always said it is good.
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  Speaker 2: I think of what my well, I won't say it
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  Speaker 2: on air, but what my my stepmother used to say
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  Speaker 2: about gin.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there is something about a gin, isn't there. Normally
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  Speaker 1: people cry on it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a's depressive, that's right, but for some reason, Jen especially,
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  Speaker 2: and she went bloody, Jenny's.
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  Speaker 1: A leg Yeah, my legs are open at all times.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you do the big and manly manly sort.
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  Speaker 3: Of when he said and my nurse, Yeah, he's the
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  Speaker 3: one that makes the podcast dirty.
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  Speaker 2: I told you you don't need to tell me that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on the lookout for it disclaimers. You're on mowgi. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and it's him that brings her filth. You and I
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  Speaker 2: are actually quite clean.
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  Speaker 1: You're a shocking bustard.
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  Speaker 3: See and he says I'm a shocking bus and then
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  Speaker 3: everyone he's shocking.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, but you know, even when I did drink,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have anything to offer anyone because it was
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  Speaker 2: none left.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like having stuff to offer is a real
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  Speaker 3: Like you're in your thirties now thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you wouldn't generally do I remember, yeah, going around
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  Speaker 1: to makesplace when we were like teenagers, and you take a
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  Speaker 1: few beers over there, you know. Yeah, ye for sure,
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  Speaker 1: not me, but other people can't pick them up. But
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  Speaker 1: you can't pick them up. But that's how you think
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  Speaker 1: that when you're young, right, fact, that's still mine. But
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  Speaker 1: it's the host mate they keep your purse.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not like it is once you hit like late twenties,
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  Speaker 3: I think you start leaving it there. But before then,
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  Speaker 3: when you're poor, I was always taking it home.
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  Speaker 2: If you guys did come over, I would go and
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  Speaker 2: buy why we were there, I'd go and buy some beezy.
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  Speaker 1: Want you to well I would, I wouldn't. I'll have
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  Speaker 1: one of your one of your butchers thinks, okay, you
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  Speaker 1: put some vodka in it.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have milk, please you as Martini.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had one of those, seriously.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, would you like it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd like it.
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  Speaker 1: It's just.
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  Speaker 2: It's two good, too good things going on.
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  Speaker 1: Me and rules.
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  Speaker 3: It's that delicious they sweet Yep, It's like a coffee
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  Speaker 3: with sugar in it, right, Okay, there's also person. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that delicious.
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  Speaker 1: Good, solid piss out of milk and you're apse for martini. No.
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  Speaker 1: Just if I was a jacent milk stuff out the
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  Speaker 1: back and you'd like get a sweet out and you
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  Speaker 1: got inside for a glass of milk. Nothing better, man,
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  Speaker 1: you get it. I'd have a milk mustache, yes, and
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  Speaker 1: you go, you've got a little bit, and you'd point
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  Speaker 1: to your own your own lip, your own top lip,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd wipe, but I want to get all of it,
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  Speaker 1: and so you'd use your finger and you'd wipe the
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  Speaker 1: milk here, and then what I'll get a disclaimer readio.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think we're okay today, real good. We probably
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  Speaker 2: should have yesterday, and actually it was shocking from you two,
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  Speaker 2: for fuck's sake. No, it might be in between overs.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, hey, listening to the Big Show four or seven
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  Speaker 3: weekdays on radio had Ha