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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Let's just do a few what the bleep stories and
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  Speaker 1: laugh at some folks bony start us off.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got over there?
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  Speaker 3: Mag In Idaho, man broke the Guinness World Record for
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  Speaker 3: the most consecutive flaming towards juggling catches on a unicycle,
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  Speaker 3: most consecutive flaming towards juggling catches on a unicycle. Do
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  Speaker 3: you know, though, what was sacrificed during this world record effort?
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  Speaker 2: He s he singed his eyebrows off.
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  Speaker 1: Of course he did. He doesn't care at all. Man,
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  Speaker 1: he's in a Guinness Book of Records.
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  Speaker 3: For the Panthers who win a Super Bowl? Would you
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  Speaker 3: sacrifice your eyebrows? She could have them right now now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I would use that method to
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  Speaker 3: get rid of them. I think you can trim my
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  Speaker 3: eyebrows if the Panthers win a Super Bowl, we can
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  Speaker 3: do it live on the air, right mark that down.
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  Speaker 2: But I will not go for the singing method though.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, eyebrows overrated. What do you need
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  Speaker 2: them for? You hate them? They're trying toil us, aren't they.
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  Speaker 2: It's just you look weird if you don't have them.
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  Speaker 2: I look weird thing does look weird with them without him?
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: I don't wrote think someone's ever said, boy, we'll review
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  Speaker 3: without eyebrows.
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  Speaker 1: But if you see someone without eyebrows, you're like, WHOA,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on there?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we may see you without eyebrows. God, I hope
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  Speaker 3: so I would love it. Pitty eyebrow in my eyebrows,
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  Speaker 3: panity eyebrows.
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  Speaker 2: On the line. You in Oh hell? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Baby? Are you in bone? How I might do that?
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  Speaker 2: Be the bears a bone?
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  Speaker 1: I gotta what the bleep, Mike Grabel, I gotta do
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  Speaker 1: this man? This man has or do I praise this man?
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  Speaker 1: This second straight presser bone. Earlier in this week, the
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  Speaker 1: day after he went into his first training camp presser
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  Speaker 1: with a little puppy in his arms because they were
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  Speaker 1: doing like a dog adoption day at the facility, and
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  Speaker 1: people called it a canine shield because no one asked
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  Speaker 1: him any questions about the Diana Rossini scandal because he
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  Speaker 1: was holding an adorable puppy. You couldn't do that to
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  Speaker 1: him with a puppy. Did you see what he did
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  Speaker 1: in his next press conference? What's that he shows up
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  Speaker 1: on the podium and alerts everybody. The first question goes
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  Speaker 1: to the young daughter of one of the Patriot reporters
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  Speaker 1: in town, and this girl gets up and asks him
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  Speaker 1: a question about him going to Taylor Swift's wedding.
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  Speaker 2: I know what you're up to, little girls, puppies.
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  Speaker 1: Mike Rabel is going to have a new living prop
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  Speaker 1: bone at every press conference as he continues to try
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  Speaker 1: to avoid doing real talk about what he did wrong
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  Speaker 1: in his marriage. What the bleep? What the bleep? I'm
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  Speaker 1: on to you, man, but it is borderline genius. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's next? What's he have next?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it's got to be a baby next,
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  Speaker 2: like a baby, what else? A little kitten? Could he try?
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  Speaker 2: A kitten? Old lady and old lady? An old lady?
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  Speaker 1: Although he announces, he announces he helped the old lady
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  Speaker 1: across the street through traffic.
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  Speaker 3: That that'll be an outbl though he's probably not allowed
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  Speaker 3: near many ladies at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, old or young.
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  Speaker 1: Does Missus Rabel even let him around eighty two year
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  Speaker 1: old women? I wouldn't let him around Granny Pataphon was
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  Speaker 1: Missus Rabel.
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  Speaker 2: He's a fristrat.
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  Speaker 3: Mag We're going to go to Florida in an area
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  Speaker 3: called the Villages, where a sixty seven year old man
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  Speaker 3: named David O'Brien met a twenty one year old woman
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  Speaker 3: on tender and offered to pay her one thousand dollars
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  Speaker 3: for dinner and shopping. He took her shopping for ldree,
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  Speaker 3: gave her two hundred dollars, and laid later handed her
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  Speaker 3: in additional six hundred dollars at his home. After feeling
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  Speaker 3: uncomfortable inside his home, the woman called her three friends
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  Speaker 3: to pick her up, prompting O'Brien to demand his money back.
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  Speaker 3: As the group drove away, O'Brien chased them in his
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  Speaker 3: four to one fifty and rammed their car into a
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  Speaker 3: pole until it was disabled. O'Brien pulled a semi automatic handgun.
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  Speaker 3: Oh the friends had threatened to kill him before the
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  Speaker 3: group escaped. Now he's got charges of aggravated assault with
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  Speaker 3: the deadly weapon and four counts of aggravated battery.
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  Speaker 2: Mac.
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  Speaker 3: That's how Florida man does first dates on tender. Unbelievable man.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you think you've had a rough first
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  Speaker 3: holy crap.
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  Speaker 2: What to believe we do it? I'm in historic extreme
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  Speaker 2: for Florida.
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  Speaker 3: Man, it went from a date at the cheesecake factory
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  Speaker 3: to uh aggregated assault.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that date where Fitty was put on a
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  Speaker 1: clock and given no second date. Immediately, I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was a bad first date. Fitty apparently not. No comment,
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  Speaker 1: what's the worst first day you've been on?
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  Speaker 2: The last one? For the time clock secure second date?
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  Speaker 1: Fitty had to do clock management like an NFL head
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  Speaker 1: coach at a two minutes drill. Man, you have forty
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  Speaker 1: five minutes to woo All right, Bony, you showed me
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  Speaker 1: this story. For some reason, you thought this was perfect
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  Speaker 1: for me. I wonder why researchers bone have studied, according
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  Speaker 1: to New York Post, how frequently we pass gas on
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  Speaker 1: a given Sorry, all right, this is a farting study.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. The University of Maryland,
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  Speaker 1: Maryland did this, of course they did. University of Maryland
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  Speaker 1: created they called the turns. They created smoke. They create
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  Speaker 1: It is smart underwear, a small device that snaps on
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  Speaker 1: the underwear and sensors track your farts automatically. And they
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  Speaker 1: have come to the conclusion that the average person passes
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  Speaker 1: gas five times a day.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you bun.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you that I have finally found something
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  Speaker 1: that Fitty and I are above averaging in this world.
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  Speaker 3: Fitty, I'm about you. I guys are like a horn
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  Speaker 3: section of a band.
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  Speaker 2: I am bone.
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  Speaker 1: I go above the average before we get on the
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  Speaker 1: air at six am.
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  Speaker 2: And how about this stat This is an amazing You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna break the smart underwear.
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  Speaker 1: This is an amazing about underwear will be dumb as
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  Speaker 1: a door knob by I get done with it.
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  Speaker 2: This is an amazing stat.
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  Speaker 1: How about this one too, Women far four point eight
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  Speaker 1: times a day on average, and men five point two.
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  Speaker 2: I never would have would you ever thought it was
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  Speaker 2: that close? No, but the dogs also crazy.
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  Speaker 3: The dogs also get blamed three point nine times per day.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies, Ladies, I didn't know. I didn't know, Ladies. My
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  Speaker 2: storymack Here.
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  Speaker 3: The TSA has put out a statement that you are
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  Speaker 3: now allowed to bring live lobsters on has carry on items.
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  Speaker 2: Of course you are back to you back with more.
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  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you be man?
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  Speaker 3: No, don't bring your shampoo conditioner on as a carry on,
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  Speaker 3: but you can bring a live lobster.
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  Speaker 2: What the belief is the no? Is that all about?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, shout out to the person in Colorado
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  Speaker 1: that came out to their suv in the morning and
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  Speaker 1: found a bear in there, hitting the horn repeatedly. A
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  Speaker 1: bear in Gold Hill, Colorado climbed into someone's suv and
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  Speaker 1: somehow the door shut and this dude was in there
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  Speaker 1: beeping the horn trying to get help until the guy
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  Speaker 1: that owns the suv and the house came out and
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  Speaker 1: let the bear out.
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  Speaker 2: I would are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 2: I would lose my mind if a bear is in
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  Speaker 2: my damn car. The bears like, ah, crap, how am
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  Speaker 2: I out of? And is the bear smart enough to
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  Speaker 2: know the horn? And like that's that's amazing. Also to
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  Speaker 2: let the bear out? How how trepidation is that? Like
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  Speaker 2: you're letting a live bear out? How the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta go open the door, try to get
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  Speaker 1: out of the way. I'm told bone the bear did
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  Speaker 1: a little driving too, and actually drove better than LaMelo ball.
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  Speaker 3: I hope he pays right better than lamellow Ball does. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's a story later