Latest / The Breakfast Club / INTERVIEW: Bill Burr On The Problem With Billionaires, Fake Wokeness, Elon Musk, New Special + More
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning. Breakfast Club Morning.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Everybody is the DJ Envy Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne the guy.
- 0:08Speaker 1: We are the Breakfast Club law on the roster filling
- 0:10Speaker 1: in for Jess.
- 0:11Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, And we got a special guest in the building,
- 0:13Speaker 3: legendary comedian Bill Burr.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Welcome, Hey, what's going on?
- 0:17Speaker 3: How you feeling?
- 0:18Speaker 1: What's up? Bill? I'm all right?
- 0:19Speaker 3: You know you made have you made me think about
- 0:21Speaker 3: something this night? There is a risk and giving compliments.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I came in and I was saying, I go, oh, yeah,
- 0:25Speaker 1: you lost some weight. You look good. They say you
- 0:28Speaker 1: look good. And then he said, what we're saying I
- 0:29Speaker 1: was fat before? It was like, I guess I kind
- 0:32Speaker 1: of was, it wasn't And I was like, well, what
- 0:35Speaker 1: if he's sick? Bill? Yeah, you said that's the risky risk.
- 0:39Speaker 1: You take the risk you take. But you know they
- 0:41Speaker 1: got AIDS under control. Yeah, Jesus, they do, Yes, they do.
- 0:45Speaker 1: It's not like a big deal anymore.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Remember when everybody used to be so scared of AIDS.
- 0:49Speaker 1: It was terrifying, right, Mathew Johnthon preth confs one of
- 0:52Speaker 1: clay us, I don't have ages. That was a crazy,
- 0:56Speaker 1: crazy our generation. If somebody got skinny, that's what it was,
- 1:00Speaker 1: r us, it was heroin. Okay after that, Yeah, yeah,
- 1:05Speaker 1: this is a nice way to start this interview. But
- 1:08Speaker 1: drug addiction aids.
- 1:10Speaker 3: By the way, billion fifty six, you are not in
- 1:12Speaker 3: your drop dead years.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Many don't say to cut it out. Well yeah people, people, Yeah,
- 1:17Speaker 1: I've had friends drop dead in these these years, So
- 1:21Speaker 1: I hope I'm not. I tried. I mean, I'm an
- 1:23Speaker 1: old dad. So that was sort of the uh, the
- 1:26Speaker 1: thought that I started, you know, thinking like, I how
- 1:29Speaker 1: long do I have to live? So my kids will?
- 1:32Speaker 1: You know, I raised them and I was starting to
- 1:35Speaker 1: do the math and it was kind of scaring me.
- 1:37Speaker 1: So I've been I don't know, but you know, you
- 1:40Speaker 1: get to be fifty six, going to be fifty seven,
- 1:43Speaker 1: you start thinking thinking of those things. No, it isn't. Yes,
- 1:46Speaker 1: it is fifty seven times too, is one hundred and fourteen.
- 1:50Speaker 1: It's not young. How people like, oh, you know you're
- 1:53Speaker 1: middle aged. It's like, no, I'm not. I'm fifty six.
- 1:55Speaker 1: I'll be fifty seven, so yeah that's old.
- 1:57Speaker 4: No, how old are your kids?
- 1:58Speaker 1: Oh? My kids utter is eight and my son's going
- 2:01Speaker 1: to be five. Oh I started late.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, but the average age of most people die
- 2:06Speaker 3: I'm in at least around seventy four to seventy five.
- 2:08Speaker 3: That's the average age in America.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's good. So those are those are actually
- 2:12Speaker 1: the dropped edgy is at least No, that's not dropping dead.
- 2:15Speaker 1: That's that's dying of natural causes or whatever you were doing.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Dropping dead is you're out on a golf course, you know,
- 2:22Speaker 1: just you know, limbering up doing this and then face
- 2:25Speaker 1: plant into the t's.
- 2:27Speaker 3: But you got to take care of yourself. You go
- 2:29Speaker 3: to the doctor, you do your cardiovascular tests.
- 2:32Speaker 1: I'm not dying, yeah, doing like a health intervention here.
- 2:38Speaker 1: It is a stand up special. You're taking a very
- 2:41Speaker 1: serious care the thing. It's just sort of making fun
- 2:44Speaker 1: of the fact that, uh, yeah, I'm not young anymore.
- 2:47Speaker 1: I got to watch myself and and whatnot.
- 2:50Speaker 4: So you run around the park with your kids.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Yes, I do all of that type like that does
- 2:57Speaker 1: he make.
- 2:57Speaker 5: It his souse sounds seems so age. I'm like, well,
- 3:00Speaker 5: what young stuff do you do that makes you feel
- 3:02Speaker 5: like some.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Damn it's just being fifty six? Is like, is that
- 3:06Speaker 1: a crazy thing to think? That fifty six is kind
- 3:08Speaker 1: of old.
- 3:09Speaker 5: I think so because you don't, I mean the way
- 3:12Speaker 5: that I think because you put you say fifty six
- 3:15Speaker 5: and then you talk about all of the like kind
- 3:17Speaker 5: of like the up the hill battle stuff like it's
- 3:19Speaker 5: just you wake up every day and.
- 3:20Speaker 1: You're find like that she's thirty three.
- 3:22Speaker 4: Make it make it feel like you make it feel
- 3:24Speaker 4: like you feel old.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Like so I'm like, dang, listen, I'll call Hulu, I
- 3:30Speaker 1: will rename I'll.
- 3:32Speaker 4: See what I can do the game to Drop Dead Years.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Yes, okay, it's the pre game, all right.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Well, the special is out today. It is out today
- 3:40Speaker 2: on Hulu. Drop Dead yees for everybody out there. Make
- 3:42Speaker 2: sure you go stream it, make sure you go watch it.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Absolutely can you can you tell us what? Well, I
- 3:47Speaker 3: guess you just told us what inspired the name? But
- 3:49Speaker 3: how does it reflect the material you're covering in the special?
- 3:55Speaker 1: Well, I always have like a mix of like I
- 3:57Speaker 1: talk about current events, uh crazy thoughts, and then you know,
- 4:02Speaker 1: sort of analyzing my mistakes or whatever. So I'm not
- 4:06Speaker 1: because my earlier specials, I was just doing this. So
- 4:09Speaker 1: I like to try to point the finger at myself
- 4:11Speaker 1: a little bit more. But I don't know. God, I
- 4:15Speaker 1: did the thing back in June, and my act is
- 4:16Speaker 1: all different now. But it was just just stuff that
- 4:18Speaker 1: was I mean that you know, Biden was still president
- 4:21Speaker 1: when I did it, so there wasn't like all of
- 4:23Speaker 1: this stuff that's going on now that is uh, you know, intense.
- 4:28Speaker 3: What his years? If you're a drop dead years, what
- 4:30Speaker 3: is the when you're Biden's aid, what is his year
- 4:32Speaker 3: is called?
- 4:34Speaker 1: I mean that guy should have been in a home.
- 4:35Speaker 1: I mean, I don't understand, like how that guy was
- 4:39Speaker 1: our best option. I don't know, it's it's it's I
- 4:42Speaker 1: try to stay out of politics, but no matter what
- 4:44Speaker 1: you do now, everybody just sort of drags you into it. So,
- 4:49Speaker 1: you know, and then like in my world, the white world,
- 4:53Speaker 1: they try to throw they throw the word woke on you,
- 4:57Speaker 1: which I always just say, you can't use that word
- 5:00Speaker 1: has nothing to do with us. You can't be woke
- 5:02Speaker 1: as a white person. You're just not. And that's one
- 5:05Speaker 1: of the embarrassing things about my people is not only
- 5:08Speaker 1: do we steal your slang, we don't have the decency
- 5:10Speaker 1: to find out the definition before we start using it.
- 5:13Speaker 1: And then it like changes, like I heard some of
- 5:18Speaker 1: the other day was talking about like how when they
- 5:21Speaker 1: get drunk, their their accent comes out, and they were like, yeah,
- 5:25Speaker 1: it's like code switching. That's not what that is.
- 5:31Speaker 3: You know, when it comes to comedy, are you trying
- 5:33Speaker 3: to provide an escape for people or do you feel
- 5:35Speaker 3: like you have to use comedy to make sense of
- 5:38Speaker 3: the world that we live in.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Definitely an escape. I'm big on that. Like, my job
- 5:43Speaker 1: is when you come, I'm going to make you laugh,
- 5:45Speaker 1: forget about whatever you're going through, or add to a
- 5:48Speaker 1: good week if you had it. But I don't put
- 5:50Speaker 1: any sort of level of importance. People try to do that,
- 5:55Speaker 1: like there's this stupid thing out there, the comedians. They're
- 5:58Speaker 1: like the truth tellers of today. It's like, no, you
- 6:01Speaker 1: journalists aren't doing your fucking jobs anymore. Are all you
- 6:04Speaker 1: guys work for one or two channels and you know,
- 6:08Speaker 1: you just sort of towe the company line. So then
- 6:11Speaker 1: they're putting it on comedians. It's like, you know, that's
- 6:13Speaker 1: not our job. Our job is to make you laugh
- 6:15Speaker 1: and forget about your work week or whatever. So I
- 6:20Speaker 1: don't put any sort of importance on anything that I'm doing,
- 6:23Speaker 1: but people, other people try to.
- 6:25Speaker 3: I guess I wonder whose vaulte that is, though, like
- 6:27Speaker 3: that was their particular comedian because you know, George Calin
- 6:31Speaker 3: always kept people to me grounded in reality. And then
- 6:33Speaker 3: what John Stewart did and still does, you know on
- 6:36Speaker 3: the Daily Show, he keeps people grinding in reality, but
- 6:38Speaker 3: then he reports the news. So sometimes they want you
- 6:40Speaker 3: to make the facts funny because the news isn't doing
- 6:44Speaker 3: it like the news.
- 6:45Speaker 1: I stopped watching the news at least ten years ago.
- 6:48Speaker 3: Damn, I just couldn't do it.
- 6:50Speaker 1: There's just no hope. You just walk around. I always say,
- 6:53Speaker 1: you can tell people that watch twenty four hour news,
- 6:55Speaker 1: they show up and their eyebrows are up. You see
- 6:58Speaker 1: what happened? I mean it just I just did Good
- 7:00Speaker 1: Morning America just the weather alone, the way they were
- 7:03Speaker 1: showing all of this severe weather and nobody is addressing
- 7:06Speaker 1: global warming and how the hell and what are we
- 7:08Speaker 1: going to do about this? And I think I really
- 7:12Speaker 1: think the LA fires all that corporations see like, oh wow,
- 7:15Speaker 1: we got we got great ratings watching all these people
- 7:18Speaker 1: lose their houses, so let's uh. So then I was
- 7:21Speaker 1: like watching the weather on Good Morning America, being like,
- 7:24Speaker 1: is it really this bad? Are they trying to make
- 7:26Speaker 1: it seem this bad so they can get some more
- 7:28Speaker 1: of those la fire uh ratings or whatever.
- 7:31Speaker 5: So you've got a sensationalize in news, that's like your
- 7:35Speaker 5: goal when you know how to sensationalize.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just trying to make money. So I don't
- 7:40Speaker 1: know it. It's a weird time.
- 7:42Speaker 2: And how do you stay away from politics when I
- 7:44Speaker 2: feel like politics is just funny?
- 7:45Speaker 1: Now? Everything is everywhere.
- 7:48Speaker 5: Every like everything you say has to do with political
- 7:50Speaker 5: sni everything. But a lot of stuff you say he
- 7:52Speaker 5: has to do with political stuff. Like you were trend
- 7:53Speaker 5: to all morning this morning? Did you know that on Twitter?
- 7:56Speaker 1: Yeah? But I guarantee you whatever they were saying, I
- 7:58Speaker 1: was saying, I wasn't what was it about?
- 8:00Speaker 5: It was the na Nazi thing and how the media's
- 8:06Speaker 5: say what they looked ridiculous.
- 8:08Speaker 1: There was a there was a time post me to
- 8:11Speaker 1: and all that speaking to power, all of that ship
- 8:13Speaker 1: that was happening. Remember when something was supposed to happen
- 8:18Speaker 1: for you guys and it didn't because it was all
- 8:20Speaker 1: of us just talking. That's what ended up happening.
- 8:25Speaker 3: That's what a lot of white people making a lot
- 8:27Speaker 3: of promises that never happened.
- 8:29Speaker 4: Was it during the Black Squares time or so?
- 8:31Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't, I just I just
- 8:33Speaker 1: remember there was a time that you would be on
- 8:35Speaker 1: stage going like can I do this Caitlyn Jenner joke?
- 8:38Speaker 1: Or am I was this gonna like? Am I gonna
- 8:40Speaker 1: get canceled? Like it was really this crazy time. Nah.
- 8:43Speaker 3: She was the one transgend that you could always make
- 8:45Speaker 3: jokes about and nobody would get there.
- 8:48Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of did one on Conan
- 8:49Speaker 1: and then those guys at Huffington Post tried to get
- 8:52Speaker 1: something going but and okay, so there was that period
- 8:56Speaker 1: and then like a few years later, this guy seek
- 8:59Speaker 1: hiled twice once in the front if you missed it
- 9:02Speaker 1: in the back, and it's just like he still has
- 9:05Speaker 1: a job. That guy still has a job. I don't, uh,
- 9:09Speaker 1: I don't understand those guys. And this isn't politically, it's
- 9:12Speaker 1: just like I don't understand why they're so upset with
- 9:14Speaker 1: this country. It's like you're billionaires. I think it's working
- 9:17Speaker 1: for you, like like you know, why are you going
- 9:19Speaker 1: and telling everybody you know, justify what you do? It's
- 9:22Speaker 1: like fucking justify what you do that piece of shit
- 9:24Speaker 1: car that you're making that the government financed. No, but
- 9:28Speaker 1: you know what you just said.
- 9:29Speaker 3: You said that Elon still had the job. He's the
- 9:31Speaker 3: richest man in the world. There's nothing they can do
- 9:33Speaker 3: to him. And that's all he proved. There's nothing anybody
- 9:36Speaker 3: can do to him by throwing up when he did that.
- 9:39Speaker 3: What do you take from him? He's not Kyrie Irvan,
- 9:40Speaker 3: he's not Kanye Like, what do you do?
- 9:42Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know, I listen, I don't know
- 9:45Speaker 1: how this shit works. I'm just saying that. You know,
- 9:46Speaker 1: if you said the wrong thing is a comedian, all
- 9:49Speaker 1: of a sudden you lost your TV. Not the richest
- 9:51Speaker 1: man in the world.
- 9:51Speaker 3: He was the richest comedian in the world.
- 9:53Speaker 1: Ever, man, I don't get bibn't get you. See amount
- 9:57Speaker 1: of veterans that people in the armed services that died
- 10:01Speaker 1: trying to stop Hitler, and then this guy comes in,
- 10:06Speaker 1: you know, and does that while being an immigrant too,
- 10:10Speaker 1: which is kind of fat the whole thing. There's none
- 10:11Speaker 1: and none of it like tracks how you could be
- 10:14Speaker 1: to support the troops, you know, America, love her or
- 10:18Speaker 1: leave it, And then this guy comes in and gives
- 10:19Speaker 1: a shout out to Hitler makes no sense at all. Yeah,
- 10:24Speaker 1: it doesn't, So I don't know. But then somehow that
- 10:28Speaker 1: gets like politicized. I'm not trashing Republicans. All Republicans did
- 10:32Speaker 1: not see Kyle. That guy did. And I was just
- 10:34Speaker 1: amazed that all liberals had was one day of outrage
- 10:38Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, I guess that didn't work.
- 10:40Speaker 3: That we just kind of move on because they realized
- 10:42Speaker 3: they can't do anything to them, Like what do you
- 10:44Speaker 3: do other than some angry tweets.
- 10:47Speaker 2: Well, the stock went down a little bit, but then
- 10:49Speaker 2: Trump tried to, you know, buy some some Teslas on
- 10:52Speaker 2: you know, live on television to show people that it's
- 10:54Speaker 2: cool about the company.
- 10:55Speaker 5: So the people online said Bill Burt is absolutely cooking.
- 10:59Speaker 5: He don't realize he was gonna lead a revolution and
- 11:01Speaker 5: then make jokes and complain about it.
- 11:03Speaker 4: So they want you to tell them what to do.
- 11:06Speaker 1: That's one comment.
- 11:11Speaker 4: If you do this, they was, they was giving it
- 11:14Speaker 4: up for you this morning.
- 11:15Speaker 1: If you were in this business, the last thing you
- 11:17Speaker 1: want to do is read comments on the internet. I
- 11:21Speaker 1: tell her that everything.
- 11:23Speaker 5: Whenever a person is trending, I have to go see why,
- 11:27Speaker 5: Like it's just in my world, if she lives in
- 11:28Speaker 5: the comments, this is not the this is this is
- 11:31Speaker 5: this is not the comments. This is like you were
- 11:33Speaker 5: trending across the US on Twitter, so I clicked to
- 11:35Speaker 5: see why because I knew you were coming today. And
- 11:37Speaker 5: then I saw the comment that you made, which I
- 11:40Speaker 5: saw the day before.
- 11:41Speaker 4: But people just.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Started common sense comment that.
- 11:43Speaker 4: Yeah, people just started yelling about it today. So that's
- 11:46Speaker 4: why you were trending.
- 11:47Speaker 3: Just think about that, all people.
- 11:49Speaker 1: He wasn't he wasn't seek highway. What wasn't he was
- 11:53Speaker 1: calling a legal motion? Two politicians were moving at the
- 11:57Speaker 1: same time.
- 12:01Speaker 3: You know, you said you feel like billionaire are like
- 12:03Speaker 3: rabbit dogs who deserve to be put down.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Wow, damn, I mean, well, it's a podcast. I'm exact.
- 12:11Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm exaggerating. You can't do that anything, Yes
- 12:15Speaker 1: you can, and I did it and it's fine. You
- 12:19Speaker 1: know what I hate. I hate when somebody shows them
- 12:20Speaker 1: a clip from a movie or a sketch and be like, well,
- 12:24Speaker 1: you couldn't do that today, it's like, you just did it.
- 12:26Speaker 1: That's true, and we all watched it and everything was fine.
- 12:29Speaker 3: So like, I uh, so you don't really feel like
- 12:31Speaker 3: billionaires are rabbit dogs who should be put down.
- 12:34Speaker 1: I think that they should be regulated. Capitalism is great,
- 12:38Speaker 1: but unregulated capitalism, I don't think the direction this is going.
- 12:41Speaker 1: And when now these guys, the thing is is they're
- 12:43Speaker 1: all competing with each other. They don't hang out with
- 12:45Speaker 1: regular people. They just hang out with other billionaires. So
- 12:47Speaker 1: when somebody has an infinity pool overlooking an infinity pool,
- 12:51Speaker 1: then that that's what they want. And you know, I
- 12:54Speaker 1: think they just go around, uh looking at their net
- 12:57Speaker 1: worth and they're trying to be like the first trillion error.
- 13:00Speaker 1: But I don't I don't know. I don't understand that.
- 13:02Speaker 1: But this this whole like heartless way that they treat
- 13:07Speaker 1: workers is it's it's got to stop. It has to stop.
- 13:11Speaker 1: And I don't I do find it funny though, that
- 13:14Speaker 1: it's nerds that are ruining the world because they used
- 13:18Speaker 1: to always go after like frat boys and stuff, and
- 13:20Speaker 1: it's like, well, now look at it. It's all of
- 13:21Speaker 1: these these I don't know, they're all getting like hair
- 13:24Speaker 1: plugs and they get like face I don't understand what
- 13:28Speaker 1: the CEO. They take jiu jitsu and they eat raw almonds.
- 13:32Speaker 4: They've got the girlfriends now on two day outside Elamas.
- 13:35Speaker 5: Uh, oh my god, comes they the people they're outside now,
- 13:39Speaker 5: people are following them more.
- 13:40Speaker 4: They're making them celebrities. That's what's happening. Yes, like that's
- 13:42Speaker 4: what it is. That's what I mean by their outside.
- 13:44Speaker 4: We're just all right gravitation.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Say they actually they got the pick of the litter
- 13:49Speaker 1: when it comes to women.
- 13:49Speaker 4: Though I don't think the pick of the litter. I
- 13:52Speaker 4: think people care about the moor.
- 13:54Speaker 1: The thing is is they're nerds, so they don't have
- 13:56Speaker 1: any game. So they have to have a billion dollars,
- 14:00Speaker 1: you know, just to get some stripper to walk up
- 14:02Speaker 1: their driveway. Jesus, it's kind of, oh Jesus, this is
- 14:05Speaker 1: the breakfast club.
- 14:06Speaker 3: It's kind of always been like that, though I love
- 14:09Speaker 3: it's kind of been like that. For God, God's always
- 14:10Speaker 3: feel like that we needed some money.
- 14:12Speaker 1: I never felt like that, you know, because you know
- 14:14Speaker 1: who the real the real goats are when it comes
- 14:18Speaker 1: to talking to women. Was those guys that were getting
- 14:20Speaker 1: money are not getting money. We're getting women. Before they
- 14:23Speaker 1: had money, they would that the guys in high school,
- 14:26Speaker 1: in college or whatever who were just crushing it like
- 14:30Speaker 1: that was the real deal. Because they were getting that
- 14:33Speaker 1: with like their vibe, their gift, the gab and all
- 14:35Speaker 1: of that. But like, once you have like money, if
- 14:38Speaker 1: you have a good looking if you get after you
- 14:41Speaker 1: have money, if you done get a good looking woman,
- 14:42Speaker 1: you can't how do you trust that? That's right?
- 14:44Speaker 5: Jed Bazos is like a perfect example of that. Like
- 14:47Speaker 5: people weren't caring too much about him besides what he
- 14:50Speaker 5: was doing right or wrong at Amazon, and then he
- 14:52Speaker 5: started he got muscles, he said, looking like a little
- 14:54Speaker 5: something got with Lauren Sanchez. No everbody care about his
- 14:56Speaker 5: relationship and where they're going with it.
- 14:57Speaker 3: No, they don't.
- 14:59Speaker 1: They can't. Jeff Bezos being babies with all that money
- 15:02Speaker 1: you google.
- 15:03Speaker 5: Jeff Bezos Lauren Santez. The top media outlets are covering
- 15:06Speaker 5: their engears for the fact that she was what she
- 15:09Speaker 5: wore at.
- 15:12Speaker 1: I'm saying, what part of the Internet is that on?
- 15:14Speaker 1: Just out of curiosity because I am nowhere near that.
- 15:17Speaker 1: I watched like lions killing hyaenas, people wiping out on motorcycles.
- 15:22Speaker 1: I had no idea that somebody's watching the CEOs. Yeah,
- 15:27Speaker 1: you know, m is that on Twitter?
- 15:32Speaker 3: You can google it too, But you know, people feel
- 15:34Speaker 3: like that about multimillionaires too, though, Bill, and you are
- 15:36Speaker 3: a multimillionaire.
- 15:38Speaker 1: I hit the lottery, Yeah I was. I worked in
- 15:42Speaker 1: a warehouse, I did ship like that, and then I tried.
- 15:44Speaker 1: I tried like I had, you know, I went after
- 15:47Speaker 1: something and it and it paid up. Like there's no
- 15:50Speaker 1: way to win that conversation where it's just like, oh,
- 15:53Speaker 1: you got money now, so shut the fuck up. And
- 15:55Speaker 1: but then if you act like you have money, it's like, oh,
- 15:57Speaker 1: don't forget where you came from. So like, I don't know,
- 16:00Speaker 1: I am, I don't know. Nobody's the same person that
- 16:05Speaker 1: they were. I'd like to think I learned some shit
- 16:07Speaker 1: along the way. But like, you know, people who work
- 16:10Speaker 1: for me get paid, Yeah, I don't want them to
- 16:12Speaker 1: go to bed terrified, wake up, terrified, go to work terrified.
- 16:15Speaker 1: Like that. One psycho said that he wants his workers
- 16:18Speaker 1: to do like I want people to be uh comfortable. Yeah, Like,
- 16:22Speaker 1: why wouldn't you want your employees to Like when I
- 16:25Speaker 1: was growing up, you know, the working class, it was
- 16:28Speaker 1: like one week's pay should be your rent or your mortgage.
- 16:30Speaker 1: And now I know people that work a whole month
- 16:32Speaker 1: and have to get like a second job and that's
- 16:34Speaker 1: just not good. You know, you need to be home
- 16:37Speaker 1: with your kids. If you have a second job, you
- 16:39Speaker 1: can't do that. You can't raise them, right, it causes
- 16:41Speaker 1: more problems. I don't know.
- 16:43Speaker 3: So you like compassionate capitalism.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no problem with people running stuff. I
- 16:48Speaker 1: have no problem with people making a ton of money.
- 16:51Speaker 1: But like you know, when when your workers are wearing
- 16:54Speaker 1: adult diapers because they don't have time to go to
- 16:56Speaker 1: the bath, dam as they're driving your truck across the country, Like, yeah,
- 16:59Speaker 1: that's what I've all right, Maybe maybe you're taking too
- 17:02Speaker 1: much of the pie, that's all. So, I don't know.
- 17:06Speaker 1: People are gonna cut this ship up and they're gonna
- 17:08Speaker 1: fucking throw it. You're gonna read it and they're gonna
- 17:10Speaker 1: say some more stuff. I feel. It feels like common sense,
- 17:13Speaker 1: but you're.
- 17:14Speaker 3: Not afraid to talk to it. That's what I like
- 17:15Speaker 3: about you. Bill. You go on these podcasts, you speak
- 17:18Speaker 3: your mind. You get on at the age you speak
- 17:19Speaker 3: your mind, and you don't care about what you know
- 17:21Speaker 3: happens after the fact.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Well, I'm not being malicious, that's right. Like, no, if
- 17:26Speaker 1: I said something and I was in a bad mood
- 17:28Speaker 1: and it was really like I meant it in a
- 17:29Speaker 1: bad way, which I've done that, then I will apologize.
- 17:33Speaker 1: But you know what am I saying here right now?
- 17:36Speaker 1: You should pay your workers enough money that they can
- 17:39Speaker 1: feel that they can feed and clothe their family. I
- 17:43Speaker 1: don't think that's too controversial. He's a woke capitalist, anti
- 17:48Speaker 1: woke capitalist. Whatever the hell they called that, Luigi Kid.
- 17:51Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I saw you're doing the sneaker thing. You
- 17:53Speaker 4: talked about that too, That was super viral.
- 17:57Speaker 3: She lives online.
- 17:57Speaker 1: If you haven't realized. Yeah, I mean, I like, you
- 18:00Speaker 1: know something, I hate to tell you how few people
- 18:03Speaker 1: it takes to comment on one thing to make it
- 18:05Speaker 1: go viral.
- 18:06Speaker 5: No, but what you were saying, I think people took
- 18:09Speaker 5: it in like they because people were having a conversation
- 18:11Speaker 5: at the time of like is it right or wrong
- 18:13Speaker 5: to say free Luigi, So they just threw that into
- 18:15Speaker 5: the conversation.
- 18:16Speaker 1: But I think, oh, that's what people like doing.
- 18:18Speaker 4: Yeah, I think should we blah blah blah. They never commit,
- 18:21Speaker 4: But that's what I was going people.
- 18:23Speaker 1: No, we should not. Okay, they just get all these
- 18:25Speaker 1: mouth breathers to start commenting.
- 18:27Speaker 3: But that's the problem with the news, Like these these
- 18:29Speaker 3: pundings will be on tell like CNNMSMC, They'll ask answers.
- 18:33Speaker 3: They'll be like, did Elon must throw up a hail Hitler?
- 18:37Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, but those those are not, those are
- 18:39Speaker 1: not that's not news, that's not They used to have rules,
- 18:42Speaker 1: they said when I was they had rules of seven.
- 18:44Speaker 1: No one guy could own any uh combination of seven
- 18:49Speaker 1: radio stations, newspapers, magazines in one market because you could
- 18:52Speaker 1: control public opinions. So now you got two guys that
- 18:55Speaker 1: basically own all the news. So I don't know why
- 18:59Speaker 1: you would watch it. I mean I I if I
- 19:02Speaker 1: was running shit, I would shut down CNN, Fox News
- 19:05Speaker 1: and you would no longer be able to comment on
- 19:07Speaker 1: stuff on the internet. And then I would just leave
- 19:10Speaker 1: it at that and let the you know, bring it
- 19:12Speaker 1: down to a simmer and then maybe be like, all right,
- 19:17Speaker 1: you know, talk to people, how do you want to live,
- 19:19Speaker 1: what works for you, and try to like, you know,
- 19:23Speaker 1: I don't know how we get shit needs to calm
- 19:25Speaker 1: down and that don't You don't need people stirring stuff
- 19:29Speaker 1: up because you know, one of the great things about
- 19:31Speaker 1: this job is I go to all fifty states for
- 19:35Speaker 1: the most part, red and blue and people look cool.
- 19:38Speaker 1: But you watch these leaders and they're like, oh my god,
- 19:41Speaker 1: this is happening. That's happening. They they just got everybody
- 19:44Speaker 1: all scared. So I don't know how do you get
- 19:47Speaker 1: news because earth, oh you don't need everybody's walking around
- 19:51Speaker 1: talking about it. So, uh, how do I get news?
- 19:55Speaker 5: Yeahuse you just trust what people say. But that's the
- 19:57Speaker 5: thing too, because some outlet.
- 19:58Speaker 1: That's what you're doing when you watch CNN and Fox.
- 20:00Speaker 1: You're trusting what these unbelievably biased for one side or
- 20:05Speaker 1: the other. Yeah, it's not you know, you watch those channels,
- 20:09Speaker 1: you know who they voted for. When I was growing up,
- 20:11Speaker 1: you didn't. It was just like an anchor man.
- 20:13Speaker 4: And you know, I don't know how y'all did that
- 20:15Speaker 4: though back then, because I don't.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Believe that yo yo yo white television.
- 20:23Speaker 4: You have black and white TV.
- 20:24Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 20:24Speaker 4: I don't believe that.
- 20:26Speaker 5: I don't believe that no person can be completely unbiased,
- 20:30Speaker 5: like I think that that is not true. Everybody has
- 20:33Speaker 5: a bias, so you're always going to get biased news
- 20:36Speaker 5: even when it feels neutral.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but I would say that these are really extreme.
- 20:41Speaker 1: They don't even try to hide it. Like, I remember
- 20:44Speaker 1: the first time Trump got elected, half of CNN was
- 20:47Speaker 1: crying half and I was just like, you guys are
- 20:51Speaker 1: not journalists, Like you know, there's no crying in baseball.
- 20:54Speaker 1: There's no crying in journalists. What are you doing? True? Yeah,
- 21:00Speaker 1: it looked like somebody you know shut down their sweet
- 21:02Speaker 1: sixteen party. It was weird.
- 21:04Speaker 3: Did did random question? Did Billy Corgan get the DNA
- 21:06Speaker 3: test to see if you and him are really have brothers?
- 21:08Speaker 1: I don't want you know, Yeah, I don't want to
- 21:10Speaker 1: get into that. I don't want again. That was just
- 21:12Speaker 1: a you know, I love Howie, but we're still trying
- 21:16Speaker 1: to work you know, work that out. Yeah that he
- 21:20Speaker 1: did that? So oh so that was rude. I wasn't
- 21:24Speaker 1: a bit with it. I had going on. I don't
- 21:26Speaker 1: want to know. I don't want to. I'm just gonna
- 21:28Speaker 1: leave that stuff alone. There's a lot of people out
- 21:31Speaker 1: there that aren't in this business that might be effected,
- 21:34Speaker 1: you know, So I just saved that alone.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, I need to ask You said you've been
- 21:39Speaker 2: married eleven years.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Uh huh, and you said you finally got it right? Well, yeah, wrong?
- 21:43Speaker 4: For so long, he didn't know happy wife was happy life.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Yeah, which sounds cute. It's a threat. We mean happy wife,
- 21:50Speaker 1: happy life. What do you mean? What do I mean?
- 21:52Speaker 3: What do you mean?
- 21:53Speaker 1: Have you never been with a female? I've been married? Tweet? Yeah,
- 21:56Speaker 1: And you're smart enough to say, what do you mean?
- 21:59Speaker 1: So I say, and so you don't walk home. I'm
- 22:01Speaker 1: trying that slick ship. Believe me that a little bit
- 22:06Speaker 1: on a different planet. No, I I kind of uh. No. Silence.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Silence is the key. When they get all, you know,
- 22:15Speaker 1: going on about something, you don't have to take the bait.
- 22:17Speaker 1: You just sit there if you don't engage, like arguing
- 22:20Speaker 1: with with a woman is an away game, is what
- 22:23Speaker 1: I've learned. And you're just gonna lose. But if you
- 22:26Speaker 1: just stay quiet, not hostile, quiet, neutral, quiet dies of
- 22:31Speaker 1: its own weight, and then you just if you just
- 22:35Speaker 1: never get upset, then they they look at her, You
- 22:37Speaker 1: see the look on her face. They come around, they
- 22:40Speaker 1: come around. And then but then this is the thing too.
- 22:42Speaker 1: You can't ask them to apologize either, damn you can't.
- 22:46Speaker 1: You have to they you have to let it see,
- 22:49Speaker 1: you have to make it them feel like it was
- 22:51Speaker 1: their decision. You know what I say. And this might
- 22:53Speaker 1: sound a little off. I say, sometimes winning is losing. Yeah,
- 22:57Speaker 1: well you can, you can. I would go that negative.
- 23:01Speaker 1: That's a little hopeless. No, you gotta listen. You have
- 23:04Speaker 1: your guy friends to say what you really feel in
- 23:07Speaker 1: that moment, that ship that you used to say to
- 23:09Speaker 1: your wife, But like you just don't do it anymore.
- 23:11Speaker 1: You just sit there and go like you know, you
- 23:13Speaker 1: just let them go. You know.
- 23:16Speaker 3: I feel a little unhealthy, like you should be able
- 23:19Speaker 3: to talk to your wife about any and everything.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean that's how you're wired. Yeah, you
- 23:23Speaker 1: got it, like that stubborn thing. You're not gonna you're
- 23:26Speaker 1: not gonna take any I've done that. That doesn't work
- 23:28Speaker 1: with a woman.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Sometimes you're very easy.
- 23:30Speaker 5: I mean, y'all might have a way that y'all communicate
- 23:32Speaker 5: when you do really need to get something off your chest.
- 23:34Speaker 5: But you're really easy gone with your wife. She leads
- 23:36Speaker 5: a lot, but she also makes I feel like women
- 23:39Speaker 5: we know the same thing. Like we know how to
- 23:41Speaker 5: make y'all feel like it's your decision when it's like
- 23:43Speaker 5: if you really make the decision, who knows or will
- 23:45Speaker 5: end up?
- 23:45Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys think you're slick with it.
- 23:47Speaker 3: We know that we know, yeah, all right, she's single.
- 23:51Speaker 1: By the way, One time I told this story. One
- 23:55Speaker 1: time I was I was driving the car with my
- 23:58Speaker 1: wife and uh, it was like late at night. I
- 24:01Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm going to stop by.
- 24:02Speaker 1: There was this die I was going to get a
- 24:04Speaker 1: chocolate shake or whatever, a sugar crate. I'm gonna get
- 24:06Speaker 1: chocolate shake. She goes, Oh, my god, that would be amazing.
- 24:10Speaker 1: And she goes they make the best shakes. He goes, oh,
- 24:13Speaker 1: but they're so big. Why do they make them so much?
- 24:15Speaker 1: She started talking about how big they were, and I
- 24:16Speaker 1: started thinking like, yeah, how am I going to finish
- 24:18Speaker 1: this thing? You know? And then I thought like, oh,
- 24:20Speaker 1: she wants half my shake. She doesn't want her own shake,
- 24:23Speaker 1: and she wants to have some of mine. But she
- 24:25Speaker 1: doesn't want me to be upset that she's, you know,
- 24:27Speaker 1: drinking my shake or what. So she rather than just
- 24:29Speaker 1: saying you want to just split one, she tried to
- 24:32Speaker 1: like mind fuck me into thinking I couldn't finish a
- 24:34Speaker 1: shakes as an adult. Did you finish the shake? No?
- 24:38Speaker 1: I called her out on it, and she got this
- 24:42Speaker 1: smile on her face and started looking out the window.
- 24:46Speaker 1: And there's a few times when they like, uh, sort
- 24:50Speaker 1: of expose themselves, you know, and then you start going
- 24:53Speaker 1: like you start feeling like the Mancherian candidate, going like,
- 24:56Speaker 1: oh my god, like she's running Like I remember one
- 24:59Speaker 1: time we got into an argument and somehow I stayed
- 25:03Speaker 1: calm and she kept escalating and then she ended up
- 25:07Speaker 1: losing it. And at the end of the argument, she goes,
- 25:12Speaker 1: she goes, hey, you're happy you won. You made me mad,
- 25:16Speaker 1: And then she walked out and I was like, I go,
- 25:19Speaker 1: what did you just say? And she was like like nothing,
- 25:22Speaker 1: Go what did you just say? You just said you
- 25:26Speaker 1: are you happy you made me mad? You want do
- 25:28Speaker 1: you think making somebody mad is winning? Because I feel
- 25:32Speaker 1: like that's what you do to me. And she was
- 25:34Speaker 1: at that point like arranging stuff on like her desk and.
- 25:37Speaker 3: Stuff, and but it's not a competition. It's not a competition.
- 25:41Speaker 3: You are purposely trying to make her mad.
- 25:43Speaker 1: I think he was. No, I wasn't. I accidentally did
- 25:46Speaker 1: what she was doing to me, Like when because it
- 25:49Speaker 1: was all of those times when I was like I'd
- 25:51Speaker 1: be in an argument, I would be right, and then
- 25:53Speaker 1: all of a sudden I would be arguing some other
- 25:55Speaker 1: shit going like how did we get over here? And
- 25:58Speaker 1: then I would say something dumb and then I would
- 26:00Speaker 1: end up having to apologize even though I was right,
- 26:02Speaker 1: and then I would go for a walk and then
- 26:05Speaker 1: sort of like you know, after you lose a game,
- 26:07Speaker 1: you're looking at the game film and I was, ah,
- 26:09Speaker 1: she did it to me again.
- 26:10Speaker 3: So I don't know what they always say, went through
- 26:13Speaker 3: your actions, never through argument. So I feel like that's
- 26:16Speaker 3: what you mean when you say just be quiet.
- 26:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's whatever you just said is more
- 26:21Speaker 1: evolved than I am. I just try to like like
- 26:24Speaker 1: that was like when I'm on dual Lingo and I
- 26:27Speaker 1: kind of know most of the words and I was like, wait,
- 26:29Speaker 1: let me just hit pause and think what was just said.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Just went through your action?
- 26:32Speaker 3: You never through argument, Like I don't need to argue
- 26:34Speaker 3: with somebody just you know, showing proof. Basically, are you
- 26:38Speaker 3: buying this?
- 26:41Speaker 1: He's just like walking around in some linen robe and
- 26:44Speaker 1: just just walking his way through. So you're just telling
- 26:49Speaker 1: me you just you just you just sit in the
- 26:51Speaker 1: pocket the whole time and all of her jiu jitsu
- 26:55Speaker 1: doesn't work on you.
- 26:56Speaker 3: No, we go but think I'm not trying, You're an
- 26:58Speaker 3: argumentative guy. I like the debate, likethate.
- 27:02Speaker 1: I like how you just clarified that all right. I
- 27:04Speaker 1: like to debate.
- 27:05Speaker 3: I think a healthy debate is good for all parties,
- 27:07Speaker 3: for everybody, for your friends, for your wife, everything.
- 27:09Speaker 1: I'm not talking about debating, I'm talking about arguing. I'm
- 27:12Speaker 1: just pointless. No, no, no, no, I don't do that.
- 27:14Speaker 1: I refuse with anybody.
- 27:16Speaker 3: I just connect.
- 27:18Speaker 1: I aspire to get there. Well, you said the amount
- 27:22Speaker 1: of shit if you have at the end of my
- 27:24Speaker 1: life of dumb ship that I spent sports arguments, Oh
- 27:27Speaker 1: my god, that's gonna be a third mind different.
- 27:29Speaker 3: Though sports and hip hop, those are those are actually fun.
- 27:32Speaker 3: I think those are good for your heart, to be
- 27:33Speaker 3: honest with you, keep your blood flowing.
- 27:35Speaker 1: You don't get into a fight over it, right, No,
- 27:38Speaker 1: but you. I lost a whole night in Vegas one
- 27:40Speaker 1: night when some younger kid I was hanging out with
- 27:43Speaker 1: tried to tell me that Mayweather, if he fought in
- 27:45Speaker 1: the eighties, would have would have gone undefeated against Hagler, Hearns,
- 27:49Speaker 1: Durand I'm missing somebody in there. Hagler, Sugary, Lenard, Sugar Ray, Leonards,
- 27:54Speaker 1: John the Beast Mugabbi all of these like, I'm like,
- 27:57Speaker 1: they all took a loss from each other. Yea, like,
- 28:00Speaker 1: no disrespect to him, but it was just like, because
- 28:05Speaker 1: I love Mayweather and everything, but I was just saying, like,
- 28:07Speaker 1: you know, I just and then I said the old
- 28:09Speaker 1: guy thing. Oh man, you've just seen the middleweight division
- 28:11Speaker 1: in the eighties, blah blah blah blah blah. And they
- 28:13Speaker 1: were like going. He was like, oh man, he would
- 28:16Speaker 1: have killed all of them. And then I just did
- 28:18Speaker 1: you name I.
- 28:19Speaker 3: Don't know if you named her? I named him to me,
- 28:21Speaker 3: that's just a pointless conversation because he didn't see it. See,
- 28:23Speaker 3: after the beauty of being older, you've seen both errors.
- 28:26Speaker 4: He has not.
- 28:26Speaker 3: You actually lived through them all to give a proper analysis.
- 28:29Speaker 3: He hasn't.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Well, Tommy, hearns. His thing was he was like six
- 28:33Speaker 1: feet tall and he could make that weight, you know
- 28:36Speaker 1: what I mean. So he had this ridiculous reach advantage
- 28:39Speaker 1: and his power. His thing. His thing that I felt
- 28:43Speaker 1: that that hurt him was he was such a warrior
- 28:47Speaker 1: that there was a few times he had a fight
- 28:50Speaker 1: one and he still just wanted to go in and
- 28:53Speaker 1: accept and knock it out. And then knocked the guy
- 28:55Speaker 1: out and then he would get hurt. But oh my god,
- 28:56Speaker 1: when he when he when he knocked out Durant, I
- 28:59Speaker 1: thought he killed him. I mean that was it was
- 29:01Speaker 1: like a gunshot first round to night.
- 29:05Speaker 3: Hearns Hagler fight.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it looked like Rocky. That was That
- 29:10Speaker 1: was like Hagler was my guy. He was Brockton, Massachusetts,
- 29:14Speaker 1: and you know he had the shaved head. Who knew
- 29:16Speaker 1: I was going to go that road. He had the
- 29:18Speaker 1: shaved head and everything, and I just there was something
- 29:23Speaker 1: about him. He was just like he just he just
- 29:27Speaker 1: was the toughest. I remember Hearns was saying he had
- 29:29Speaker 1: the hardest head of anybody he ever hit. Like he
- 29:32Speaker 1: broke his hand in like the the first round of
- 29:34Speaker 1: that fight was a three rounder. I thought.
- 29:36Speaker 3: You say that one of the greatest things that ever
- 29:38Speaker 3: happened to you is that you went ball. He went
- 29:40Speaker 3: both for your acting career.
- 29:41Speaker 1: Oh for acting, Yeah, because before that when I had
- 29:44Speaker 1: like you know, the red hair or whatever. Like you know,
- 29:47Speaker 1: they talk about all the stereotypes in Hollywood. It's not
- 29:52Speaker 1: just like with people too cut, like I was in
- 29:54Speaker 1: the redhead drawer and there's just certain roles that you get,
- 29:58Speaker 1: and I remember, like, you know, I'm we had like
- 30:00Speaker 1: black and white head shots, so like in the nineties
- 30:02Speaker 1: with the moose in the hair, it kind of looked
- 30:04Speaker 1: like brown hair. So a couple times in like some
- 30:06Speaker 1: smaller projects, independent things, they would bring me in for
- 30:09Speaker 1: the lead and I was like, Oh my god, I'm
- 30:10Speaker 1: finally getting to go in. I'm finally gonna have like
- 30:12Speaker 1: a big part. And I would come walking in like
- 30:15Speaker 1: you know, prepare three scenes, right, and I would come
- 30:18Speaker 1: walking in and then they would see me. They'd be like, oh, okay,
- 30:21Speaker 1: we're just going to do the first scene. And I
- 30:23Speaker 1: knew what that was. It's like, you're not going to
- 30:25Speaker 1: have there was just this unwritten rule that if you
- 30:26Speaker 1: were a redhead, you weren't gonna be the lead. Redheaded
- 30:29Speaker 1: male was not going to be the lead in the movie.
- 30:31Speaker 1: So going bald and shaving my head, you know, I
- 30:36Speaker 1: started looking more of like the asshole that I am.
- 30:39Speaker 1: So I got to play those kinds of guys, and
- 30:42Speaker 1: you know, like this thing in Glengarry Glenn Russ, this
- 30:45Speaker 1: guy David Moss that I'm playing is you know, he
- 30:49Speaker 1: sounds like all the guys that I grew up with
- 30:51Speaker 1: like it was a different time and people just yelled
- 30:55Speaker 1: at each other and they said horrible shit to each
- 30:57Speaker 1: other and there was like no apology, and you just
- 31:00Speaker 1: kind of moved on. So what means you want to
- 31:03Speaker 1: do broad that's like the like you already do. The
- 31:06Speaker 1: hardest thing there is to.
- 31:07Speaker 3: Do on stage. I think comedians a maniac for you
- 31:11Speaker 3: as one person to go on stage.
- 31:12Speaker 1: I would say, editing a movie is way difficult than really,
- 31:16Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. If first of all,
- 31:19Speaker 1: on your first movie, if you don't know what you're doing,
- 31:21Speaker 1: if like you know, when you see experienced directors, they'll
- 31:24Speaker 1: have a guy they're like starting to edit the stuff
- 31:26Speaker 1: as it goes, so they almost have their first cut
- 31:28Speaker 1: at the end. Your first time director, it's like you
- 31:30Speaker 1: took five jigsaw puzzles and just threw it in the
- 31:32Speaker 1: air and it's on the floor and you have to
- 31:34Speaker 1: look at every piece and try to figure out how
- 31:36Speaker 1: it went together. That's the hardest as far as in
- 31:39Speaker 1: show business thing that I did. And then before show business,
- 31:43Speaker 1: any construction, landscaping, roofing was brutal, but stand up is
- 31:50Speaker 1: not hard. It's more humiliating in the beginning when you
- 31:52Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing, but once you know what
- 31:55Speaker 1: you're doing, it's one of the easiest jobs in entertainment
- 31:58Speaker 1: because it's in real time with Like a movie is
- 32:01Speaker 1: an hour and a half and it takes like three
- 32:02Speaker 1: months to shoot it, sixteen hour days. You know an hour.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Stand up takes an hour. So if you're funny, it's
- 32:09Speaker 1: it's an easy job.
- 32:11Speaker 3: I guess you got to get to that point though,
- 32:13Speaker 3: when you use first thought out and you're getting on
- 32:14Speaker 3: that stay age and it's you versus three hundred and
- 32:17Speaker 3: five hundred people. Man, my favorite thing is the white
- 32:19Speaker 3: people bump.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Yeah, non enjoys it.
- 32:23Speaker 3: No, I'm just like the thought process of watching people
- 32:25Speaker 3: try to figure out how to get out.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Of oh yeah, yeah, trying to learn how to bomb gracefully. Yeah,
- 32:30Speaker 1: you learn how to do it, but the only way
- 32:32Speaker 1: to do it. What I do like about stand up
- 32:34Speaker 1: is the only way to learn how to do it
- 32:35Speaker 1: is to do it. You can't like rehearse. It's like
- 32:38Speaker 1: you want to be a comedian, you literally write five
- 32:40Speaker 1: minutes of material and then you go up and try
- 32:44Speaker 1: and do it. That would be like being able to
- 32:46Speaker 1: play guitar for five minutes and then go play your
- 32:48Speaker 1: first concert, Like, how would you do that? So it's
- 32:51Speaker 1: inherently it's it's inherently set up to be a train
- 32:55Speaker 1: wreck for the first you know, three four years of
- 33:01Speaker 1: your career or whatever. But I mean, it's the job
- 33:04Speaker 1: is beyond a blessing. I didn't know what I wanted
- 33:08Speaker 1: to do in life, but I wanted to have a
- 33:09Speaker 1: fun job. And it's definitely the most fun you could have.
- 33:12Speaker 1: I love doing it. Well, why Broadway now though, because
- 33:17Speaker 1: I fell in love with acting and Broadway. I never
- 33:21Speaker 1: was into you know, I just thought it was all
- 33:23Speaker 1: like cats, lay miz and all of that. I didn't
- 33:26Speaker 1: understand any of that. But in the late nineties two thousand,
- 33:31Speaker 1: I saw True West with John c Riley and Rest
- 33:36Speaker 1: his Soul Philip Seymour Hoffman and it wasn't a musical
- 33:41Speaker 1: and I watched it and I was like, wow, it
- 33:43Speaker 1: was electrifying. I was like, this is amazing. I would
- 33:46Speaker 1: love to do that. And I started to take some
- 33:48Speaker 1: acting classes, you know, for about five years. At that point,
- 33:52Speaker 1: I just sort of, you know, I just the way
- 33:55Speaker 1: the business used to be was like stand up led
- 33:58Speaker 1: to acting. When you got paid to be an actor's
- 34:03Speaker 1: opposed to now, I don't know what's going on. So yeah,
- 34:07Speaker 1: so I just started taking acting classes and I don't know,
- 34:12Speaker 1: I don't know how most of the stuff is after
- 34:13Speaker 1: my career, and somehow I ended up on this thing,
- 34:16Speaker 1: which is crazy. And we've done three preview shows, which
- 34:19Speaker 1: is funny. They act like they don't count until the premiere,
- 34:22Speaker 1: but it's like people paid like these counts. So but
- 34:25Speaker 1: it's a great cast of people and everybody's been killing it,
- 34:27Speaker 1: so it's been fun.
- 34:29Speaker 5: In the opening of your special, when you're walking on
- 34:31Speaker 5: a stage, you talk about how comedy is like kind
- 34:34Speaker 5: of like a safe space or whatever, because you've you didn't.
- 34:36Speaker 1: I never said safe space. It's of the Yeah, this
- 34:40Speaker 1: is like space.
- 34:45Speaker 5: I was surprised, what did you say, because whatever it was,
- 34:48Speaker 5: I was surprised to hear you saying because you said
- 34:50Speaker 5: something about like you didn't know how much you wanted
- 34:52Speaker 5: people to like you. Oh yeah, I thought I did,
- 34:55Speaker 5: And I was confused. I'm like, really, yeah.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Well I thought I did stand up because I liked comedy.
- 35:01Speaker 1: That's what I thought. But I did I didn't. Through
- 35:03Speaker 1: taking mushrooms and figuring myself out, I realized that the
- 35:08Speaker 1: reason why I did comedy, aside from I like making
- 35:10Speaker 1: people laugh and that's how I connected with them, it
- 35:12Speaker 1: was in this real, this way to go on stage
- 35:16Speaker 1: and make a room full of strangers like you so
- 35:18Speaker 1: they wouldn't hurt you. Yeah, so that was kind of like,
- 35:22Speaker 1: you know, that's O Curry.
- 35:23Speaker 5: I just was surprised if you say that because this
- 35:25Speaker 5: other stuff you say. I'm like, you know people are
- 35:27Speaker 5: going to dislike you for that, but you still say
- 35:29Speaker 5: it so well.
- 35:30Speaker 1: That probably has to do with, uh, you know, not
- 35:37Speaker 1: getting love and then when you get it when you
- 35:39Speaker 1: grow up, then you push it away or something, or
- 35:42Speaker 1: not feeling worthy of it, low self esteem. There's a
- 35:45Speaker 1: lot of stuff in there. I gotta take some more
- 35:46Speaker 1: mushrooms to figure.
- 35:47Speaker 3: That part of it out.
- 35:48Speaker 1: But uh, you do a lot of plant based medicines. No,
- 35:53Speaker 1: I just I don't know what I do. I've only
- 35:56Speaker 1: done mushrooms like three or four times, and what I
- 35:58Speaker 1: like about it, it's the only drug about But done
- 36:00Speaker 1: that didn't make me want to do it again the
- 36:01Speaker 1: next day. It made me want to like work on
- 36:03Speaker 1: myself and try to be not such an asshole. And yeah,
- 36:09Speaker 1: it has it's yeah, it's it's I'm not going to
- 36:13Speaker 1: get into it, but confronted a lot of stuff that
- 36:17Speaker 1: happened to me that made me become a comedian or
- 36:19Speaker 1: have the need to do it, and then it made
- 36:23Speaker 1: me understand my wife more and what it was like
- 36:26Speaker 1: to be with me, because you know what I mean,
- 36:28Speaker 1: if you grew up in a crazy environment, your idea
- 36:32Speaker 1: of not crazy is just less crazy than the crazy
- 36:35Speaker 1: you grew up with. But is everybody. If you get
- 36:37Speaker 1: with somebody that had a regular, happy childhood, whatever that is,
- 36:41Speaker 1: like you think you're being chill, and your chill is
- 36:46Speaker 1: is a raving lunatic to them, so and then that
- 36:50Speaker 1: becomes that The most difficult thing I think as a
- 36:53Speaker 1: human being is empathy. Get out of me and listen
- 36:56Speaker 1: to you. What are you saying? And then you know,
- 36:59Speaker 1: admitting you're wrong. Okay, you're right, that's hurting you. I'm
- 37:02Speaker 1: acknowledging that. Blah blah blah. Like that's the type of
- 37:04Speaker 1: stuff I got out of out of taking mushrooms. Would
- 37:08Speaker 1: you do ayahuasca and any of that stuff that's a
- 37:09Speaker 1: little further Yeah, I would in the right circumstances, but
- 37:14Speaker 1: I would just do it with my friends. I don't
- 37:15Speaker 1: trust these therapists that all of a sudden, you know,
- 37:19Speaker 1: out of nowhere understand it. And what's going to be
- 37:22Speaker 1: the worst thing that's going to happen in mushrooms is
- 37:24Speaker 1: it's going to become legal. I think so because look
- 37:26Speaker 1: what happened to weed. I mean, what is it now?
- 37:29Speaker 4: First of all, chocolate over the mushrooms?
- 37:31Speaker 1: Well you just you look, you look at those weeds stores.
- 37:33Speaker 1: It looks toxic. It just looks like a store of chemicals.
- 37:36Speaker 1: It doesn't look it used to just being a little
- 37:38Speaker 1: sandwich bag and hopefully it was green. It's usually brown
- 37:42Speaker 1: with seeds and stems and shit. But it was just
- 37:44Speaker 1: so it was weed, That's all it was. And it
- 37:46Speaker 1: was just like, you know, you could smoke a lot
- 37:49Speaker 1: of it and get you know, they have edibles, they
- 37:51Speaker 1: have cream, they love, they have shit like you know,
- 37:55Speaker 1: only take I would only take like take like two
- 37:58Speaker 1: hits and see what happened that happened to me? Take
- 38:00Speaker 1: too hits? He would happen to that happened with me.
- 38:02Speaker 1: On Thanksgiving, we had some friends over and I missed
- 38:06Speaker 1: the red flag because I was like, you know, having
- 38:08Speaker 1: a good time. Like I went to go give one
- 38:11Speaker 1: of the women that came over. I went to go
- 38:13Speaker 1: give her a gummy. She goes, na, Na, it's all right.
- 38:16Speaker 1: I go, no, it's only ten milligrams. And she's going like,
- 38:18Speaker 1: I mean, if if it's not one hundred, it's not
- 38:20Speaker 1: going to do anything for me. And I should have
- 38:23Speaker 1: clicked on that, and I didn't. And then like twenty
- 38:26Speaker 1: minutes later I was smoking a joint with her and
- 38:29Speaker 1: her brother, and then like I just was not at Thanksgiving. Dude.
- 38:33Speaker 1: It was like, for like three hours, are you.
- 38:34Speaker 3: Still trustgiving woman drugs in two twenty five?
- 38:37Speaker 1: Oh?
- 38:37Speaker 3: Man, I would never. I wouldn't even well, I.
- 38:39Speaker 1: Wasn't trying to bang her. Were just like there was
- 38:41Speaker 1: a bunch of people there. You're gonna we're gonna eat. No.
- 38:46Speaker 1: I just said, you know, yeah, everybody was breaking out
- 38:48Speaker 1: what they had, and you know, it was just like,
- 38:50Speaker 1: you know, you want, you know, where the hell did
- 38:54Speaker 1: your mind going went Thanksgiving dinner? You should about wheelding
- 38:58Speaker 1: the casting couch. I wanted to ask you something. You know,
- 39:02Speaker 1: if you want the best cut of the turkey, wait,
- 39:05Speaker 1: is that that this can happen? Why don't you eat
- 39:08Speaker 1: this can we just examine that you still trust giving
- 39:16Speaker 1: a woman drugs? It was a fucking animal five manes
- 39:20Speaker 1: Christ you've.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Heard We've heard too many stories, you know. Five years later, Yeah,
- 39:24Speaker 3: I was at Bill Burd's house and he gave me
- 39:26Speaker 3: some drugs and it was just came over for Thanksgiving. Yeah,
- 39:29Speaker 3: I can hear you trying to explain it.
- 39:32Speaker 1: On Twitter.
- 39:34Speaker 3: Oh, it was gonna be existing five years from now. Yeah,
- 39:36Speaker 3: it's figuring yourself out good for the entertainment, meaning like
- 39:39Speaker 3: when you are one.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Hundred percent okay. One of the biggest fucking myths as
- 39:43Speaker 1: a comedians. If you get happy, you're not gonna be
- 39:45Speaker 1: funny anymore. It is. It breathes all new life into you.
- 39:50Speaker 1: And it also, uh, you can re examine all of
- 39:54Speaker 1: these topics that you've talked coming from a different perspective
- 39:57Speaker 1: being happy. And then also you can maybe do stand
- 40:03Speaker 1: up for the crowd instead of yourself because now you're happy,
- 40:06Speaker 1: it's like, hey, let me make them happy for an
- 40:07Speaker 1: hour Like that, man, it makes you more empathetic. You
- 40:13Speaker 1: can relate to people understand maybe like even if you
- 40:18Speaker 1: haven't gone through what they've gone through, you understand that
- 40:20Speaker 1: they're going through something. So if they do yell at you,
- 40:24Speaker 1: rather than taking it personal, you can come at them,
- 40:27Speaker 1: you know, from a different angle, which is my favorite
- 40:30Speaker 1: thing to do, is to just just not take it
- 40:32Speaker 1: personally and try to figure out where it came from
- 40:34Speaker 1: and get them to laugh about themselves, to realize that
- 40:37Speaker 1: what they yelled at me had nothing to do with me.
- 40:40Speaker 1: It had to do with what happened to them on
- 40:42Speaker 1: Tuesday or I don't know, or when I don't know,
- 40:46Speaker 1: years ago or something like that.
- 40:47Speaker 3: So when you look at your old stuff, do you
- 40:49Speaker 3: feel like you was just projecting, like you was just
- 40:51Speaker 3: projecting your anger or whatever it was.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I just yeah, I would say, I
- 40:58Speaker 1: don't know when I when I don't watch my old stuff,
- 41:01Speaker 1: but if I was to watch it, it would make
- 41:04Speaker 1: me cringe or anything. I would just sort of look
- 41:05Speaker 1: at it more like, you know, that's where I was.
- 41:09Speaker 1: You know, a lot of the stuff that I said
- 41:11Speaker 1: about women had really nothing to do with women. I
- 41:13Speaker 1: had to do with the fact that I wanted to
- 41:15Speaker 1: be married and wanted to have kids. I didn't know
- 41:16Speaker 1: how to do it. I was too walled off. So
- 41:20Speaker 1: that's like a really heavy thing to try to figure
- 41:23Speaker 1: out in your twenties. So what you do is rather
- 41:26Speaker 1: than you know, I mean, I know I didn't have
- 41:30Speaker 1: the maturity to do that. So what I did was
- 41:32Speaker 1: I lashed out at what I wanted instead and blamed
- 41:35Speaker 1: them because that's way easier than trying to figure out yourself.
- 41:38Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I
- 41:40Speaker 1: would probably cringe at some of the shit that I said.
- 41:43Speaker 3: Because I've heard comedians say I got because you know,
- 41:45Speaker 3: I'm a big proponent in therapy, but I've heard a
- 41:47Speaker 3: lot of communities I'll never go to therapy because you know,
- 41:49Speaker 3: I need just trauma, like do you Yeah, well we'll
- 41:54Speaker 3: get you here.
- 41:55Speaker 1: We'll just where they are. That's just where they are.
- 41:57Speaker 1: I hope they get to look because it's just like,
- 41:58Speaker 1: all right, so you want to be upset your whole life,
- 42:01Speaker 1: you get one life. I don't believe in reincarnation. You
- 42:04Speaker 1: get one life. It's like you could be happy, you
- 42:07Speaker 1: could make other people happy, you could help them out,
- 42:10Speaker 1: you could do that, or you could just go around,
- 42:12Speaker 1: you know, taking out your childhood on other people, which
- 42:15Speaker 1: is what the fuck I was doing.
- 42:16Speaker 3: Yeah, do you think about dying? You just said, yeah,
- 42:20Speaker 3: but not in.
- 42:20Speaker 1: A bad way. I don't. I don't believe in an
- 42:22Speaker 1: angry God, and I don't believe that he's gonna judge me.
- 42:26Speaker 1: It's like you made me. Yeah, did I fuck up? Well,
- 42:29Speaker 1: that's your mistake, Jesus Well. I always equated if I
- 42:34Speaker 1: built a car and it doesn't start up, I mean,
- 42:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna get mad at the engine.
- 42:38Speaker 2: But if you tell him we put this type of
- 42:40Speaker 2: gas and then somebody put something else in it and
- 42:42Speaker 2: it sucks up, not your it's not the builder's fault.
- 42:46Speaker 4: What So you got to say no, no, no, no no.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Nor are you telling somebody to do it this way?
- 42:52Speaker 1: And you decide to fuck the car up and put
- 42:55Speaker 1: So that's the devil analogy? Is that the devil analogy? No,
- 42:58Speaker 1: I'm just talking, but it's like my thing is just talking.
- 43:03Speaker 1: You just went reverse, Henry Hill. I'm just listening. I'm
- 43:07Speaker 1: just talking. I'm just just I just want to hear
- 43:11Speaker 1: the sound of my voice soothing, soothing to me to
- 43:13Speaker 1: present ideas.
- 43:14Speaker 3: I do understand what you're saying, O, because I think
- 43:16Speaker 3: about that often.
- 43:17Speaker 1: They I don't believe in that. That that devil shit,
- 43:19Speaker 1: It's like that's God's creation. You created that handle that.
- 43:23Speaker 3: And there's a lot of things here that causes to
- 43:25Speaker 3: make poor choice.
- 43:25Speaker 1: God makes sociopaths, he makes he makes horrible people also,
- 43:31Speaker 1: but for some reason with religion that's not God's responsibility.
- 43:34Speaker 1: And then these horrible people do horrible ship to kids
- 43:38Speaker 1: and stuff, and it messes them up, and then they
- 43:40Speaker 1: got to go out in the world and then they start,
- 43:42Speaker 1: you know, being toxic or whatever. It's. I don't I
- 43:46Speaker 1: believe in God, but I don't necessarily believe in a
- 43:50Speaker 1: loving God. Explain that, Well, then why would he make
- 43:55Speaker 1: all these horrible people?
- 43:56Speaker 5: People say the devil got a kingdom and a religious background,
- 44:01Speaker 5: Like are you spiritual or are you like religious?
- 44:04Speaker 4: The difference is like how you practice or like are
- 44:06Speaker 4: you in church often?
- 44:07Speaker 1: Are you?
- 44:07Speaker 4: Or you just have your own faith journey with whoever
- 44:09Speaker 4: you praise.
- 44:11Speaker 1: I don't do any of that, okay, I just like
- 44:15Speaker 1: I just try to be a good guy. And I
- 44:20Speaker 1: don't know, I don't understand. Like even if you look
- 44:23Speaker 1: at the animal world, okay, like he created all the
- 44:26Speaker 1: animals too, the fact that like there's just animals out
- 44:29Speaker 1: there that their whole purpose is to be food, to
- 44:33Speaker 1: be eaten, alive, like fucking rabbits. It's just like the
- 44:37Speaker 1: patheticness of being a rabbit.
- 44:39Speaker 3: But I mean God was thinking about us, huh, I
- 44:41Speaker 3: mean God was thinking about us.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Are his other creatures that need to eat? Explain bears?
- 44:48Speaker 1: Just like, why would you make something like that? And
- 44:51Speaker 1: they have an inability to kill something go out starting
- 44:55Speaker 1: to eat it first? Like what I like about lions
- 44:57Speaker 1: and tigers and shit is they have the decent see
- 45:00Speaker 1: to kill you before they start eating you, whereas like
- 45:03Speaker 1: a fucking bear just pounces on you and just starts
- 45:07Speaker 1: fucking ripping meat out of your back like now a DiCaprio.
- 45:10Speaker 3: But that's only if you're in their environment.
- 45:12Speaker 1: I know. But deer are Why did deer have to
- 45:15Speaker 1: go through that death? Why can't it just fucking kill
- 45:18Speaker 1: the thing? Because deer are those animals food? Like when
- 45:21Speaker 1: you have to explain, I understand that, But why do
- 45:23Speaker 1: they have to have such an agonizing If there's a
- 45:25Speaker 1: loving God, why would he make something that's so fucking
- 45:29Speaker 1: stupid it has the ability to kill something it just
- 45:31Speaker 1: starts eating it.
- 45:32Speaker 4: Do you want a viral answer for that? Or do
- 45:35Speaker 4: y'all just discussing?
- 45:38Speaker 3: I think God is just being creative. So if you
- 45:41Speaker 3: can make a bear, why wouldn't you?
- 45:42Speaker 1: The way, God is traumatized, and that's why the universe
- 45:46Speaker 1: keeps expanding. He just keeps creating. There's something he's dealing with.
- 45:49Speaker 3: So you think God is a rapid dog that needs
- 45:51Speaker 3: to get put down?
- 45:51Speaker 1: No, No, I don't think that. Geez, that was do
- 45:54Speaker 1: you remember that? That that fucking English guy, that awful head.
- 46:00Speaker 1: The hell is his name? I can't remember his name. Yeah,
- 46:04Speaker 1: he's always saying ship like you're saying you don't like babies.
- 46:08Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Let me return, Charlotte Mae
- 46:14Speaker 1: doesn't like babies. I get you.
- 46:16Speaker 3: I want to talk about my special I keep going
- 46:19Speaker 3: back to that one. It was just a callback, Bill,
- 46:26Speaker 3: It's not that deep. I'm just talking.
- 46:27Speaker 1: Well, the first time, we're just time. The first time
- 46:35Speaker 1: is a callback.
- 46:37Speaker 3: You get three and four.
- 46:38Speaker 1: That's an issue. You're making a point. What was I
- 46:42Speaker 1: talking about? God? All right? I want to hear I
- 46:45Speaker 1: want to hear you. I'm open to this. So okay.
- 46:47Speaker 4: The way that this story goes into show is that.
- 46:50Speaker 1: The barreth shall malleth and start eating it. No, especially
- 46:56Speaker 1: if the deer is gaieth, it's sweet. How's the taste?
- 47:08Speaker 1: All right?
- 47:08Speaker 4: What is the uh? You really want to know?
- 47:16Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting me. I don't have I don't have
- 47:18Speaker 1: any answers. I listened to any trying to look it up.
- 47:21Speaker 5: So it's it's where it's that in the Bible in Genesis,
- 47:24Speaker 5: when God the sixth Day, God created animals, they were
- 47:26Speaker 5: supposed to be companions for Adam, And they don't talk
- 47:29Speaker 5: specifically about bears that it was supposed to be about,
- 47:31Speaker 5: broadly about how man has this relationship with nature and
- 47:34Speaker 5: like being able to like the dominion over nature and
- 47:37Speaker 5: things that are in this world.
- 47:39Speaker 4: That's what it was originated for.
- 47:41Speaker 1: We're not supposed to interact with it was supposed to
- 47:42Speaker 1: dominate it.
- 47:44Speaker 5: I mean, because what happens is is Adam begin naming
- 47:47Speaker 5: the animals and things of that nature.
- 47:48Speaker 4: That's all I before Eve. I don't know if there's.
- 47:52Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be a wise Yes, what did
- 47:54Speaker 1: that have to do with bears? Because you.
- 47:58Speaker 5: Asked you why did God create talking? You asked me
- 48:01Speaker 5: why would God create bears? And Bear's going to do
- 48:03Speaker 5: those things? And I'm telling you where animals came in.
- 48:05Speaker 4: To play in Genesis.
- 48:06Speaker 3: Okay, you welcome.
- 48:09Speaker 1: Yeah, that was good. You one thing about comedy before
- 48:17Speaker 1: we go, my guy Andrews. So you old me I
- 48:18Speaker 1: would have engaged in that. I would have been like,
- 48:20Speaker 1: you didn't answer my question. I just were like, it's
- 48:23Speaker 1: still smiling. That's how it works. Do you afterwards? I'll
- 48:26Speaker 1: talk to you like, what the fun we're all just
- 48:30Speaker 1: talking about talking Genesis. I don't go to church. I
- 48:34Speaker 1: thought you meant the band comedy right by the way.
- 48:39Speaker 1: Phil Collins, Phil Collins, one of the greatest drummers of
- 48:42Speaker 1: all time. For your listeners, get to get an album
- 48:44Speaker 1: brand X. If you're a music head, we know Phil Kylins,
- 48:47Speaker 1: but yeah you know studio. You don't know that ship
- 48:50Speaker 1: brand X. Get that Album's unbelieved. He's unbelievable on that album.
- 48:54Speaker 3: Why why did you just shout him?
- 48:57Speaker 1: Have to do with I like playing drums, And there's
- 49:00Speaker 1: there's people out there that just don't get the respect
- 49:03Speaker 1: that they deserve, and and uh, you know what what
- 49:08Speaker 1: happens is whatever business you're in, there's there's the public
- 49:11Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore and then there's the people that do It's
- 49:14Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore, the real one. So uh, whenever people bring
- 49:18Speaker 1: up the greatest drummers, Like his name doesn't get brought
- 49:20Speaker 1: up enough. Because I was just having this discussion we
- 49:25Speaker 1: were talking about We're just talking. She brought up Genesis.
- 49:37Speaker 4: I'm just talking.
- 49:40Speaker 3: So Phil Collins is on your Mount Rushmore?
- 49:43Speaker 1: Yes?
- 49:43Speaker 3: One who else?
- 49:45Speaker 1: Uh, it's it's Mount Russia. Is only four people. I
- 49:49Speaker 1: can't do that, So I would say my greatest of
- 49:52Speaker 1: all time, Tony Williams, close second, Elvin Jones, uh, John Bonham,
- 49:58Speaker 1: and then there's uh, it's just to Steve gad Vinny
- 50:02Speaker 1: calling you to Steve Jordan.
- 50:04Speaker 3: Uh, he's of them heard.
- 50:09Speaker 1: Uh, there's just too many. I just said him West.
- 50:14Speaker 3: Are you of course a love one your Rushmore?
- 50:16Speaker 1: Yeah, because it isn't just like playing drum solos and
- 50:20Speaker 1: all of that. It's like I watched him so like
- 50:27Speaker 1: I saw Quest play at the SNL fifty years of
- 50:32Speaker 1: music and the amount of genres and he just seamlessly
- 50:38Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like there's a lot like
- 50:39Speaker 1: I'm a rock drummer, you know what I mean, Or
- 50:41Speaker 1: I'm this drummer, I'm that country drummer, whatever the hell
- 50:43Speaker 1: it is. There's very few people that can kind of
- 50:47Speaker 1: speak all of those languages like fluently and it's still happening.
- 50:51Speaker 1: And they always talk about how the band is only
- 50:54Speaker 1: as good as the drum Like the drummer sucks, the
- 50:55Speaker 1: band's gonna suck. So to watch him play with like,
- 50:59Speaker 1: I mean I lost at that that night, but he
- 51:02Speaker 1: played with everybody from like I think Lil Wayne was
- 51:07Speaker 1: the actual broadcast, but I think he played with him
- 51:10Speaker 1: that night Lil Wayne to share. It's like if he's
- 51:13Speaker 1: sitting in the drum chair, like it's gonna be a
- 51:15Speaker 1: great gig, and it's just like like his encyclopedia knowledge
- 51:20Speaker 1: of music. And also I got to tell you that
- 51:24Speaker 1: edit that he made should have won an award for
- 51:27Speaker 1: his for the fifty years of SNL music, where like
- 51:30Speaker 1: you know DJ's you know they blend one song or
- 51:32Speaker 1: to another. He blended like like the actual video footage
- 51:38Speaker 1: like and I was just sitting I was talking to
- 51:40Speaker 1: my buddy my going like, uh, this editor. We were
- 51:43Speaker 1: just blown away by going this is what happens when
- 51:45Speaker 1: you get like a master musician DJ in an edit
- 51:48Speaker 1: room with like film. I mean, he's just an incredible talent.
- 51:51Speaker 1: So yeah, I would have him on definitely.
- 51:53Speaker 3: And drummers actually used to get later, remember somebody, I never.
- 51:56Speaker 1: Made it out of my parents' basement, so like, you know, yeah,
- 52:02Speaker 1: and that was also no I had orange hair, I was.
- 52:05Speaker 1: I was introverted now it was. It was a barren
- 52:08Speaker 1: wasteland for me for a while. So like comedy was
- 52:11Speaker 1: the thing. Comedy was the first thing that I did
- 52:13Speaker 1: that I felt like I didn't have to look to
- 52:16Speaker 1: see what what are other people doing? I mean I
- 52:18Speaker 1: had to learn from people, but I just felt like
- 52:20Speaker 1: I was something that, oh, this is something that I
- 52:23Speaker 1: might have a talent for. With like drums, you know,
- 52:26Speaker 1: no matter how much I played, I would go to
- 52:28Speaker 1: like a music store and I would see some eight
- 52:29Speaker 1: year old and I could just see he had it.
- 52:32Speaker 1: He was already expressing his ideas on the kit. And
- 52:34Speaker 1: I was more doing drums rather than playing drums. So well,
- 52:39Speaker 1: I'm glad you.
- 52:40Speaker 3: Find your gift, and the world is glad you find
- 52:43Speaker 3: your gift.
- 52:43Speaker 1: Okay, I never know, dude, you got a poker face?
- 52:46Speaker 1: What you mean that was sarcasm.
- 52:49Speaker 5: I'm glad you found He was a roundabout way for
- 52:52Speaker 5: us enjoy with your comedy.
- 52:54Speaker 1: You make people laugh for a living and you make
- 52:55Speaker 1: people think, Well, hey, I mean, if that's what happens
- 52:59Speaker 1: to us, all I'm trying to do is make you
- 53:00Speaker 1: laugh for whatever an hour. That's all I'm trying to do.
- 53:04Speaker 3: Bill Burley, all right, what's waiting for you? Forget the drummers?
- 53:09Speaker 1: He said you want billionaires to be put down ladies
- 53:14Speaker 1: and gentlemen, that that would be a controversial take everybody,
- 53:18Speaker 1: I mean put down.
- 53:22Speaker 3: I like compassionate capitalism. If you're a piece of shit person, period,
- 53:26Speaker 3: regardless of what your financial status is, we probably can
- 53:28Speaker 3: do without you. Yeah, yeah, all right.
- 53:31Speaker 1: This is my impression of Bill Gates eating an apple
- 53:34Speaker 1: in his house. Wait a minute, is this one of mine?
- 53:40Speaker 1: Gentlemen drop dead years out now on hul.
- 53:43Speaker 4: I mean you know what I mean.
- 53:43Speaker 1: He's not going to eat the food he's making us eat. Yeah. Wait,
- 53:52Speaker 1: is this the one I'm giving out to babies? Or
- 53:56Speaker 1: is this for my own orchard? Is this a billionaire
- 53:59Speaker 1: out mors, It's just for the common people, bil Burgher,
- 54:04Speaker 1: It's the breakfast Club. Good morning, Wake that ass up
- 54:07Speaker 1: in the morning. The Breakfast Club