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53 - MAFS, Below Deck Med, Big Brother, The Valley, RHOL, RHOA, RHOC, 90 Day Fiance Last Resort, and 90 Day Fiance · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to Rather Be Rolling.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: We're two sisters who should really be doing something more productive.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: Let's like all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: You literally yawn the second I press record.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: Couldn't I said, are you ready?
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: You said yes.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: I pressed record and you yawn.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes yawns just hit you, you know.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: So how are you, Lil?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm I'm well.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: How are you?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm great.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_02: We took a little week off.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: I had a magical big Sur getaway.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: Truly magical.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: You took the week off.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: I was I was here and dedicated.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_02: You know, there was talk of you doing the podcast on your own or with your husband, and neither of those, you know, happened.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he said no, and nobody wants to listen to just me, so I would have.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: So you had an uh big sir getaway, like the infamous getaway of Taylor Swift and Carly Kloss.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: It was it was a cabin in the redwoods near like a peaceful river and trail, tons of nature, tons of trails, beautiful ocean views, fire pits, moors, just everything that I love all in one little getaway.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: What a treat.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so happy for you.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, you went back to work.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I did.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: I did.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_02: And how's that going?
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: So far, so good.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm happy to be working, talking about grown-up things.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's great.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: Congrats!
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_02: So I saw the Odyssey.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: I've been dying for your review.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_02: Did you stay awake?
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: I did, but so it was a double date night, so we did like dinner and you know, activities beforehand, which made it a little bit more worth it, like seeing that movie, because I was not jazzed to see it in general.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: I just felt like you know, it's such an important part of culture.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like, who would I be?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_02: I pride myself on you know all things pop culture.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_02: So the one of the women did fall asleep half an hour in.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: I I felt like I was fighting my own Trojan war, trying to make it through this movie.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: Like I was beaten and battered and broken down, but I had to keep going, and I did.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't fall asleep.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: So basically, like I won't be seeing this then.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: You I would literally recommend that you see anything else.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: That's fair.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_02: You and when the chick who fell asleep woke up, her husband was like, You wouldn't have liked it anyway.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: She slept.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: So what drew me in was all the practical stuff, like the real shooting locations.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_02: They're really in these like really fancy, cool places.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: They shot in like seven countries, they're in real boats on the water, you know.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: Whereas like you see Moana 2, and it's like the whole thing is in front of a green screen, or not live-action Moana.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: So I thought that stuff would be cool, and maybe it's because we didn't see it the way Christopher Nolan intended, which is 70 millimeter IMAX, because all those theaters were sold out, but whatever.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: Even the most exciting moments of the story, like them getting into Troy and Odysseus coming home, it was all just boring and a little cartoonish at times.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't know if that's because the dialogue, or it's like the whole time I'm like, this is Matt Damon.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like this is this is not Odysseus, this is Matt Damon.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: And no one really had that much to do.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_02: So if anyone gets an osconom for this acting-wise, I will know that it's just bullshit.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_02: Not even Charlie's.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_02: No, she didn't have enough to do.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: She did look beautiful though.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_02: She was one of the best parts just looking at her.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: But the rest of it, it's gonna be a no-for-me dog.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: Tom Holland is not a good actor.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_02: Let's just if I am gonna choose my little like sprite man, I think I'm gonna choose Timate.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's shocking.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: The whole time watching this, I was kind of like, I think Timate would have been better here.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: Tom, luckily for him, he was playing a little useless twerp.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: But like he didn't have to do much to fit that part.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_02: But I've just decided that like I just don't get him.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_02: I don't get him.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_02: I don't get how he can carry a superhero franchise.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you haven't seen any of his Spider-Man work.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't know how that's relevant.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: Just playing devil's advocate.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_01: What if he's great at Spider-Man?
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: We don't know.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: He must be because they keep putting him in it, but I just don't get it.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_02: He seems like a lovely man, so I feel bad, but good God, he's just he just, and maybe it was because his character was so useless.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: Rob Pattinson, I feel like he definitely didn't have enough to do, like his part was just not fleshed out enough, and I just I just didn't really like it.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_02: Well though, I mean I could have told you that.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: I I'd never I've seen like two trailers, I could tell you that.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: Um, what did your boyfriend think?
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_02: He thought it was boring, he did not like it at all.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I went to Pete and I came back, and I was like, What did I miss?
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, I don't know, just fighting, fighting.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's just one battle after another, it's one battle after another, and that movie was better than this.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: Sounds terrible.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'm glad that you saw it, so I don't have to.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for that.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_02: I do wish I'd read like the cliff notes of the story because it's I mean, didn't we read that as like a rite of passage in school?
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think I remember it from high school?
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: I can't even remember what I did yesterday.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: See, I did read the Wikipedia summary of the Odyssey to remind myself.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: And upon reading it, I was like, Yeah, I definitely don't need to go through that.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_02: But this is like the most famous hero's journey of all times.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: Congrats.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: And I honestly do feel like the way it was shot.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_02: I was like watching a zoomed-in version, so I do think Christopher Nolan's IMAX.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't know that it would have helped you in all honesty.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: So there is one person we didn't talk about, which is Anne Hathaway.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'd rather not.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I I feel like I must because I think I like her now.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_02: This really upsets me.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_02: And she has another movie out right now that I wish we had seen instead called End of Oak Street.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's like about this neighborhood that gets transported to like prehistoric times, and it looks awesome.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_02: It looks awesome, and it's getting really good reviews.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_02: How does she have time to be filming all these movies?
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_02: They must have all just been shot really far apart, and like they're somehow all being done and coming out.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm pretty sure she shot the Odyssey before she shot like Devil Wars Prada 2.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: And also, like, all her scenes in the Odyssey were in one spot.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's helpful.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_02: She never left this castle.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_02: She's also in another movie coming out.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_02: Her last movie of her five of the year is Verity.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_02: I read that.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_02: Was it good?
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's the type I like the author and I I famously have never read a book by this author, and I famously do not like her because I thought It Ends With Us was the most ridiculous movie that I ever skimmed through.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_02: Well, this is very different.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm judging based on every single like preview of hers that's ever come out, like reminders of him and regretting you.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_02: All those trailers just made me want to barf.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_02: So I just didn't think that this woman's fiction.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, she's not like my favorite author.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_02: This book is like a it's like a massive departure from It Ends With Us.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like it is nothing like it.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's more like the other types of books that I typically read, which are like thriller, suspense, murder, mystery type situations.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: With like a big twist at the end.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the trailer looks really good.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm excited.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, I'll watch I hate her, but I'll watch it.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_02: But she plays like a comatose character, so say no more.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Johnson is in it, who I I'm a big fan of hers, even though I don't know.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_02: She's a terrible actress, but I love to look at her face.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: Something about her just really draws me in, and I feel like I would watch any movie she was in, regardless of whether or not she's like really trying or not.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_00: I just want to look at her.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: Totally.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she makes me want to get bangs every time I see her.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_02: Because her have you seen her without bangs?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think so, actually.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_02: She's a different person.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: The bangs saved her.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_01: Well, good for her then.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't help but wonder if they could save me.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: You know, just do it already, then.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: Don't talk about it.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: Be about it.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_02: Because every time I ask, I every time I do like a my annual survey of can I get bangs?
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone tells me no.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_02: Same with like, can I cut my hair short?
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone tells me no.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_02: Who is everyone?
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone I ask, all my friends.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: At what point are you gonna just like do what you want to do instead of waiting for everybody's approval?
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_02: Have you met me?
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_02: Never.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_02: So while we're it's okay, I forgive you.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: While we're on the topic of looks, I think we just need to get right into something that the looks were deeply disturbing to me, and that is the valley.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of looks, also, just like really quick.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: I just sent you a post from Dumois right before this about uh Taylor Swift at this wedding, and she kind of looks terrible, and I'm not sure what that's about.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_02: She was just out and she looked great.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_02: I know, but this person, right?
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: The makeup is horrif.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_02: Is it the makeup or is she has she done a fresh round of too much filler?
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: I think that the makeup is is bad.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: The the hair is bad.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the pearls are bad.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: It's all bad.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I saw that right before we touch the mic, and I was like, oh, she looks terrible.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: She trimmed her hair too, that was a big deal.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, you know, everybody's saying that this is the the TS13 is upon us because of the haircut.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think she's going away.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: I think she's done for a while.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_02: I guess we'll see.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_02: So back to the valley.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_02: Back to the valley, cutting down women's looks, which I'm not proud of, but it has to be done.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like this, we can't not speak on what we Britney needs a stylist, and if she has one, that person should be arrested.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: It's like the worst outfit for her for a body type that I've ever seen in my life.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: And especially because she knew that this is a sitting down event.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_02: The boobs were like pancaked under, and it's like it doesn't fit her almost.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_02: And she just got this mommy makeover, and now she's probably getting so much shit online.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, she said that she is so happy with her smaller boobs, they look exactly the same, especially in that outfit.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm like, her body looks exactly the same.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm very confused.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: Like all of her friends, I just hate them for her because like someone should have told her that was not flattering.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_02: Could I have helped guts?
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't know why she insists on wearing outfits that are unflattering constantly, constantly.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_02: I think she's beyond top at this point.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's just tough to watch because she talks about her confidence and her sparkle, and then she goes wearing the most atrocious thing I've ever seen.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like she could not look worse, she couldn't look worse.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_01: And I sent you the screen grab of Danny's shoes, which is a higher heel than I'm comfortable wearing.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_00: What was that?
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's so funny, too, because he's like also didn't realize this is a sitting occasion, and he's sitting next to his wife, and he just looks quite shrimpy, and his eyebrows are crazy, like the Botox.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_02: He got a fresh round, and it's not good.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's just to come here.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's like these people with all their problems that they're that they're coming in with, and then their looks, like like Brittany.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_02: She's coming in talking about her confidence and her body, and she wears something that just like negates everything she's about to say.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_02: Same with Janny.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like he comes in, like, I'm not crazy, you know, blah blah blah.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_02: And he comes in with this like maniacal looking, these maniacal looking eyebrows.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's just and something about Janet wasn't sitting right.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if it was the hair was bad.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_02: It made her whole face look bad somehow.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a terrible length.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's like it looked like she air dried it.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's so thin, too.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_02: I think she should have put in some extensions for this event, or maybe done in, you know, she probably would have looked really good with like a middle part slick back button.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_02: She looks really good with an updo, and that's hard for you know, not everyone can pull that off.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_02: Certainly not me.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_02: I need the curtains of my hair around me, too.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_02: But she it's it's hindering her.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: Looks aside.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_02: I have a huge, I know I'm not the only person to say this in the last two weeks, but I have a really big issue with people coming to reunions and saying they didn't watch any of the season.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's quite literally your job.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_02: So you shouldn't be allowed to participate then.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Luke.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_02: I also like their whole situation is kind of just depressing to me.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I think the I think that the general population though is missing the point she was making when she said that they just keep fighting in couples therapy, so therefore they're not ready for it.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_00: I think what she means is that they need to do more individual therapy.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_00: She just didn't say that.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_02: She said that.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_00: Did she?
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I must have missed it.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_02: But still, I mean, to be too volatile for couples therapy, what individual therapy is gonna help with that?
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't know why these two are still together.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_02: Is Luke going to individual therapy?
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_02: Because I don't think so.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: The words that are coming out of his mouth do not sound like they have been vetted by a therapist.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_02: No, he's just keeps digging himself further into his hole.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_02: And she likes it.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, I want him to be honest, which I guess on one hand is like, okay, it's there is something to be said for knowing exactly where a person stands, but at the same time, like some things you just keep to yourself.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, because there's things you can't recover from when you hear it from your partner.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_02: There's like no takes you back.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_02: See's on some of that stuff, and it's dark.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_02: Which is uh note that Mecca from Married at First Sight needs to take, but we'll get there.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_02: So they talk about how they're too volatile for couple therapy, but then Andy asks them if they're happy, and they say yes.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, what?
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_02: What am I watching?
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_02: Who do you think we are?
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_02: Like, how stupid do you think these videos are?
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_02: I know that's what's annoying, is it's insulting.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_02: They think we're so stupid, but whatever.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, like all these people on the valley that are so miserable, and like Jasmine pointed it out like you you're miserable, you blame everything on your kids, and it makes me not want to have kids.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: Janet and Jason don't.
• 15:50
  unknown: That's true.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_01: Lala doesn't.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_01: These people are miserable in their marriages, yeah.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I think having a baby obviously didn't help.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_02: No, and it never does.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good point.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_02: I think there's like two groups of people.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: There's like the people who were gonna be miserable with or without kids, you know, and the people who weren't gonna be miserable with or without kids.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_01: And Britney doesn't, yeah.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: And Brittany has a very tough road with her with Cruz.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's that's not an easy thing to parent him.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_02: No, so it's I don't think I've I wanna I don't want people to feel like they are what parenthood is because they're just like miserable in their marriages, I think.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_02: Very good note, even Michelle doesn't and I don't blame things on get the kid.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: If anything, they have gone out of their way to like say that they were like deeply in love, and that's there was a time and that's where the kid came from, and blah blah blah.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, which I think is really sweet.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_02: Did you catch when Andy made fun of Michelle's threatening and she just yes, and she did not pick up on it for one second?
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I thought she didn't take the joke.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I thought she thought she was offended.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: Damn.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_02: You have to lean in at this point.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, come on.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_02: Come on.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_02: So they brought out Lacey, and I think Lacey has way more weight in this reunion, and maybe even this season than freaking Schwartz.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_02: Like, how much is Schwartz getting paid to be on this show?
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: Because whatever it is, they need to cut it in half.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: He's just happy to be there.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's just happy to be getting a paycheck.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: He's not following any conversation, and the whole season he wasn't really involved in anything.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's just like Honestly, I forgot he was there till he said his name.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think it's fair that he got this opportunity.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, Schwartz, but like he just lucked into it.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: He's just like Well, we also got into what happened with Lala and Sheena last week.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the rift between Lala and Sheena.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: We now know it's because Lala spilled the beans about the cheating before Sheena was gonna do it.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_02: She told somebody else.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_02: This was on the reunion, yes.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, is it because you don't watch the extended version on Peacock?
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, girl.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: Why would that be only an extended?
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_02: Lil, oh my gosh.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, this is enough.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_02: I don't need to watch another second of this.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_02: Like, there are superfluous content.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_02: That was a crazy choice to leave that on the peacock version.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_02: I I mean, yeah, I guess so.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_02: So that's valid.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I mean, the way she explained it was like she was defending her because somebody was like coming at her and she's like, She's going through a lot, and was pushed and finally was like, She's going through this thing, and blah blah blah.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_02: So it's I don't know.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_02: I I wish it was something juicier, even though that seems like on paper it would be pretty juicy.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: So part three will, I guess, probably spend the whole time talking about Danny and his drinking because there's gonna be some sort of revelation of what happened at Jasmine's wedding.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, we're gonna watch it, so yes, I can't wait.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: Do you we also had a little bit?
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: This one I felt like was majority um Lacey versus Michelle, and they just tell two wildly different tales.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_02: Who do you believe?
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure the truth lies somewhere in the middle.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: Does Jesse not pay for anything or does he pay for everything?
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like what he probably pays for some things.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: I think the man's broke.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: You do, so you do I do.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_02: But do you think Jesse would, or do you think Lacey would be with him if he was broke?
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, because she wants to be on the show.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's true.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is her chance, and she Michelle doesn't have a reason to lie about that, like it would be an odd thing to make up.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_02: That's true because she seems to want to be on good terms with him, yeah.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: So I guess that's true, but there were times where it felt like she was lying, like she was caught in a lie.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_02: Something I thought was crazy was that Jason and Janet had Jax over for Thanksgiving.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: That felt very hypocritical when they have been going so hard on Danny, and Jax is ten times worse.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_02: Very hypocritical, yes.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_02: I was stunned.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what to make of that.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_02: And I guess that they said that it was better for Brittany because he would be out of her hair that way, but still.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_02: I guess.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_02: And then I just had one other thought.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like, how funny would it be if one of Janet's kids and one of Nia's kids fell in love like Romeo and Juliet?
• 20:50
  unknown: Yeah.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like from families.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_02: We can only hope.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, did you get eyes on the new Salt Lake City trailer?
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't know how Mary filmed.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_02: I know, Mary.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm really excited that Heather has a boyfriend, so we get to see like a new side to Heather.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_02: I had no idea she had a boyfriend.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_02: That was neither did I.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_02: Shocking.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_02: We have a new girl.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_02: We do, forget her name already.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_02: Still have all our old girls.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, Brittany appears to be in a friend of role, which I think is fitting.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, I disagree completely.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: She needs to be the real deal.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: She does 10 times more than Schwartz, she does 10 times more than Phaedra.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_02: I can think of so many full-time housewives that she wants it too bad.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: She's like Sheena.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: I know, but she's everything to me.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so excited.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_02: I missed her so much.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_02: I really should start following her on Instagram.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm excited, obviously.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_02: So like it always gives us a reason to be hopeful.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: Hands down the best franchise there ever was.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_02: Atlanta reunion.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Pinky's pregnant.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_02: I was shocked.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_02: Congrats.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_02: Good for her.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder like how Shamia takes took the Well, I think that Shamia has a pregnant surrogate as well right now.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh okay, good.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_02: Because like I until the finale, I don't think I understood the importance of the of her needing to give Gerald a boy.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is it's been a thing, I guess.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_02: Culturally, and I know that she said it, but basically it seems like like she has to give him a boy, or he's gonna go be with someone else who will give him a son.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_02: So very medieval.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: You know.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm glad that that's working out.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_02: K Michelle, I think, needs to take a step off of Twitter slash X.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: I think she needs to do a little more how homework to be of how to be a housewife a little bit.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_00: I think she's getting a little too offended.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_00: I think she's taking things a little too personally.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_02: I think she she needs just like a little bit of a reality check, perhaps.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_02: I think she knows that.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: I can't tell if this was on the show or on Watch What Happens live, but she did say that she, you know, I'm pretty sure it was on the reunion that she said she needs to go off Twitter.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like that everyone told her that and she agreed.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_02: Well, good.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_02: I hope she does.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_02: What did you think of Drew's clapboard?
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_02: Because they all seem to like it, which shocked me.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_02: It was dumb.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_02: Drew is dumb.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_02: Drew looks not good.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_01: I think she maybe has put some weight on.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think she wasn't in the most flattering top.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: She also got she got her booty done.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_02: I just hate her a little bit.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just really sick of Drew.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_02: But she did give us a a couple funny moments, like when she refused to audition for that show for Yeah.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_02: Pinky show.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_02: The fact that Pinky is doing a show is like so funny to me.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like Pinky's having like this woman just filed for bankruptcy.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like, why are you deciding now is the time to make a TV show?
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: Why not?
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_02: The decisions, I just can't.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_02: But that's why we watch these shows, is because they're making these wild decisions and these are real life, and I applaud them.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_02: So here's the other thing that occurred while I was watching this, and this is the this is the primary thing I took away from this.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's pretty much all I could focus on.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what it is?
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, Kelly's face.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_01: That blush.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, they all have a problem with too much pink blush.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_02: And my husband was sitting watching it, and he said the same thing.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, Why are all their cheeks so intensely pink?
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_00: Like, it's crazy.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but then Kelly specifically, it was just hot pink stripes across her balloon cheeks.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: She looked, she looks like Jigsaw from the Saw franchise.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's what she looks like to me.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: Her eyebrows are never not up here with everything.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_00: Just she looks like her, she looks like she was in a caught in a wasp nest.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she has exploded.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_02: And she's also like Drew level delusional about her importance to the audience.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's like I actually don't give two shits, but I'd actually prefer you leave because your face is distracting me from what's actually happening.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she could go.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_02: So I couldn't really focus on much else because I just every time the camera flashed to that couch, I just was like, she looks so fucking bad.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_02: She didn't look worse than Britney.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_02: No, different reasons though.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_02: She needs to fire her makeup artist.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_01: Because I would say that, and and Andy said it as well that like this is the best best dress.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_01: They all were dressed phenomenally.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: I agree.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: Need to tone down the blush, but I feel I'm not just saying that about Atlanta.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like every recently, every housewife reunion I've watched, I'm like, God, the blush is like crazy.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_02: I do wonder at times if I need to tone down the blush.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_02: I never used to wear blush, and then one day you told me you should put on some blush.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I I've never taken not worn it since.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I wear I wear just a light, a light little kiss of blush on my cheeks most when I wear when I put makeup on, but it's just a light little and that's it.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know if mine is the lightest touch.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_02: Next time I see you, can you just analyze for me, please?
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_02: Are you still watching Real Housewives of London?
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, they gave us two episodes two weeks in a row.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_02: I know that's too much.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: I can't it was too much because I don't care enough about these women to dedicate so much time per week.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm not sure why they're doing that.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: But like now that Juliet Angus is in the mix again, betterly than never, I'm like, okay, we kind of have something here with the Amanda of it all.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like what took so long?
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure, but watching them fight was like felt real and felt like I uh I can get behind this.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_02: It was good, it was much better than the fighting that we've seen in the past five episodes.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so it took us till episode six to be like, we're somewhere now.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_02: But like it just doesn't bode well for the rest of the season, I fear.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_02: Can Juliet carry a show?
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe, maybe, you know, she is one of those people.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_02: I when I watched her on Ladies of London, I didn't like her, but I wouldn't have wanted her gone.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_02: She's like a Miranda to me.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, I just don't understand how she got to where she is like so fancy with the influencer bullshit.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know if she just she got in at the right time.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's the thing.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_02: Like, influencers who started as like bloggers back in the day when this all first started.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um, they really did it right.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_02: I love that she has the receipts of like this is a voicemail that Amanda sent me.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I loved that.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_02: That was great.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: This is a play it a video of her in my kitchen.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: Amanda's a bitch, she's crazy.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_02: Why is she such a water?
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, they gave us a little something, something.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: So just enough to keep me hanging on.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: Blow deck, med.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: What about Orange County?
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: Should we stick with our housewives?
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_02: Or World Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_02: There was a lot to watch.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_02: Let's go to Orange County and then do Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm gonna need you to remind me what happened because I gotta be honest, I was like half watching Orange County because I was a little burnt out by the end of the week.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's too much on right now.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so Carmella offered Jen$20,000 to help her as a developer.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_02: That was like two weeks ago.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's old news.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_02: We continued it into the second episode and we never talked about it.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's just like I'd like to be friends with somebody like that.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I'll pick out some tile.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_02: Then we went to Vegas.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_02: They took JSX to Vegas, which they went to Vegas.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_02: I've done, I've done that flight, that plane, I mean.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_02: Not to Vegas, not to Viegas yet.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yet.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um, elsewhere, Heather's mad that Emily and Gina room together.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that felt um we're really grasping at straws here.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because like they were they're gonna talk.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone, anyone could call anyone on the phone, anyone could go into anyone else's room and shit talk the same way.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like they've they've room shared for years.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like, we're now mad about this.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_02: What did you think about the showgirl thing?
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_02: I thought I'd rather die than do that.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I had the same thought.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_00: I was watching them all, and I thought that honestly, my thought was one, I would be wearing what Tam, uh, not Tamra, God, no, Vicky and Shannon were wearing.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like as much coverage as possible, please.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_01: And then it I realized we didn't see Gina in the full outfit for like a really long time, and when we finally did, they barely showed her.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_00: I think she said to the producers, like this ain't it for me.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_00: I need you to like not like cut me some slack here.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: And I think that they did.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_02: Then why didn't she wear the outfit that Vicky and Shane?
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder if they only had two.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I didn't I didn't clock her at all.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I was I was naturally exactly trying to look at what everyone looked like in their eyes.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: I think that was intentional because when she was talking to Emily leading up to it or whoever, she had the outfit on over her clothes, and then when they all finally came out, like and she seemed uncomfortable.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_01: When they finally came out, she they only showed her for like a brief second.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_01: I kept looking, I kept waiting because I wanted to see if how banging her body was, but we did not.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_02: But I would have been the same way, so no yeah.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_01: I probably would have been like, I'm not doing this if you don't have a t-shirt with the bikini printed on it.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not doing this.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_02: Something that upsets me is like listening to Vicky and Shannon and Tamara.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_02: As you know, I'm watching season 10 and 20 simultaneously, and their voices just sound so much older.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like that's something that you can't you can't get any work done on your voice.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's gonna give you away.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_02: Tamara is 59.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_02: She I mean, she looks her body is banging.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and we can say what we will about the work she's gotten done.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: Overall, it's a thumbs up from me.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, some minor caveats.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so also in Orange County, we are on Ultimate Girls Trip, and we opened with Nene, which I thought was appropriate.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_02: You won't know anything about that, but how does it feel going into this historic ultimate girls trip knowing that you're not gonna know everybody?
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I can only do what I can do.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_02: There's only so many hours in a day.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_02: I have a full-time job.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying my best.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm literally watching like five minutes of Orange County season 10 a night, and I'm just trying to just focus on one thing at a time and take it all in.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I started watching Potomac, Atlanta, like I started watching all these shows in their later seasons, which doesn't usually sit well with my spirit.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I like to go in order.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm really just doing what I can, and like that was a big step for me.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_02: And I think we just need to be accepting of where I'm at.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm wondering if they're gonna include anybody from Dallas.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_02: I think it would be wrong not to, because I saw in the preview that they bring in Chanel Ayan from Dubai, which is on pause, so on pause, okay cancelled.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so why would we not include Dallas?
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I know it had its flaws and the MAGA of it all, but like we had some really good times in Dallas.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_02: Take it from me.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_02: What is more MAGA than Orange County?
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I just really I kind of miss those gals.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't know because I don't watch, but I'm sure that you do.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure that it had its good parts.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think I'll forever remember Leanne talking about somebody else's husband saying that he got his dick soaked at the Roundup.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: Even I know about that.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_02: I just want to know what they're up to.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe we'll check in with him.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_02: I would say don't give up.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_02: Hope just yet.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_02: I was disappointed we didn't see more Orange County girls.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, and Joe looked very pale and compared to her earlier seasons.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: That really stuck out to me.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_02: It made me sad to see Gina.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_02: She was looking so sweet and happy and beautiful, and now she's got really she's got cancer, and she I don't even know if she can talk.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's temporary.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think she like can ever speak again.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, good.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but yeah, I just I would have loved to have seen Megan King Edmonds, who I'm you know, with right now.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm in the thick of it with her right now.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_02: I would have loved to have seen she's too busy making out with Kyle Cook of Summer House.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_02: Would have loved an update on that.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_02: I just don't know if it like did they make the choice to only pick certain housewives, or is this all that they could get?
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it felt sad.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_02: It didn't, it didn't feel right.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_02: I did agree that it felt a little bit like lackluster.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_02: And the whole beginning was very sticky, and I I can't decide how I feel about it because I first watched it when I was a little high, and I was like laughing at the family van, I was laughing at Bay Ashi, I was laughing at you know, the the Luann bringing the pirate home, and I can't tell like if it because I was high, or like is it still funny?
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's still funny, and I'm happy to relive all these moments.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like we never really have a reason to, so this is like actually kind of great.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_02: I do think that it will be better as it goes on.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_00: I guess time and truth will tell all.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: Something about Lisa Barlow being there is weird to me, and I don't know why, because she's just as much of a character as any of these other women, she's an icon.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder if it's because we haven't seen her with anybody else.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like me.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_00: We've seen pretty much all these other women have done mingling things, you know, with other franchises.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_00: And I don't think Lisa has.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe that's it.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's just weird to see her, you know, like we've seen Heather Gay, we've seen Whitney with other people, and and Lisa always has such like a wall up.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like she's uh seems always very conscious of what she looks like until she until she's not, which is why we love her.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_02: So I don't know.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_02: And also, she just doesn't have like the long history that these women have.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like her history is iconic, it's just shorter.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_02: Did you see in the Salt Lake trailer Lisa Barlow fights with Jack, Fudge College?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, Fudge College seems like he's developed a bit of an attitude, so that'll be fun.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_02: Like he didn't have one before when he was saying fudge college, fudge college, honestly.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: His mission didn't seem to make him a better person.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, certainly not.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_01: I heard that because they referenced the fight from Ultimate Girls Trip on Orange County, but they didn't show any footage.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_00: So the footage we did get obviously was like not a lotta, and I heard that they edited a lot out because it got really dark between Shannon and Tamara?
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, why?
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um, again, this is a rumor I heard that it's because they it's like a celebratory show, they want to keep it light, so they took a lot of it out, and it's like that's fine, but then show us the dark part on Orange County.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I had a problem with that when they brought it up.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_02: I had a problem with him not showing the footage, right?
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_02: So well, we'll see.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, maybe next week they'll show more, yeah.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_02: But I oh, because it was about uh Shannon's alcoholism, right?
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_02: It always is.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh this woman, and it's just like again, I hate to harp on it, but it's just so weird to be in two phases of their lives.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_02: I can imagine at the same time.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like, David, like I just watched Shannon's birthday, her first birthday after the birthday, where she found out that he had sex with her on her birthday, and then went and had sex with his lover on her birthday.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: So her next birthday, she thought he was like gonna go above and beyond to make up for that.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_02: And he took her to a sports bar and she was so upset.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_02: And she was like talking about it at the dinner with the kids there, and they were like, Mommy, you're upset, you're crying, and she's like, I'm not crying, I'm not crying, and it was just like he's the worst.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_02: And David is just like, no, no, no, like I tried to do the right thing.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_02: I guess I just didn't get it done right.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_02: I guess I just missed the mark on this one.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's I guess so.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: Not not good.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: Also, with the Brooks cancer faking of it all, like, how could he fake throwing up and shivering in Vicky's arms, recovering from chemo?
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_02: Munchausen.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like Munchhausen, like Vicky's poisoning him?
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's Munchausen by proxy.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, like he's poisoning himself, or making him think he's but people have done that.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like I mean, people fake cancer all the time, yes.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_02: I just like I'm wondering about the logistics of it.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like, did he give himself something to make him throw up?
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's very possible.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_02: And he did lose a lot of weight.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_02: And again, I'm not there where it's like confirmed that he faked cancer yet.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's just like the psychic said it.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_02: But he did.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I know, but I'm just saying, like, we don't we don't have the receipts, the proof of the case.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_02: You will yeah, but we do we have a psychic.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_02: And that psychic is a good one.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_02: And we had a psychic on Ultimate Girls Trip who we flashback to her first Ultimate Girls trip where the psychic said she was gonna have a problem with a lesbian.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_02: Psychics?
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_02: Psychics are real, real life.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm scared, so terrified to go to a psychic.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_02: Then don't.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_02: Would you do it?
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_02: What if they told you something scary?
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_02: I would say don't tell me anything scary.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_02: That must be a hard job if you can like see that someone's gonna die tomorrow and you like can't say anything about it.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_02: Quite.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, shall we move on to below deck?
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't think this episode was like crazy.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_02: They ate out of dinner in the sky.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_02: I just saw that on Summer House, like three weeks ago.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_02: They went to Croatia?
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, that that thing's it's like a chain.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_02: Well, fuck, you just yucked my yum.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_02: So excited watching that.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_02: And they went on a pirate ship to a beach club, and that just looked like the most fun day.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: It really did.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: I would have enjoyed that as long as I could nap.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I think my main takeaway from this episode, two things.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_02: One, Aisha is a gap.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_02: She's a bear bleed.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like, we have seen a lot of her from the past two episodes that we haven't had time to touch on.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: But like she gets woken up early to help with deck stuff.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_02: Because, you know, when Nathan heard us back, she gets woken up early and she's just there.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_02: Positive attitude, swimming through caves, never not dancing, really ugly, like dancing in the club, like her whole body, eating her noodles when she gets back.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_02: She's such a special human, she really is.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: I want to be more like Aisha.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_02: I know we all need to be more like Acia.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_02: She's just so you're right, such a good ass person.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's gap.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_01: The other thing I took away is that Cooper is a bap.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: What a disappointment.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm honestly disappointed in Kat for allowing the let's like date in secret thing.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'd be like, absolutely not.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_02: We didn't even have to see that scene on camera to know exactly that her face like lit up, like, oh, a secret?
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_02: You still like me?
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, girl, have a little bit of self-respect, please.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_02: I just think Cooper could never do better than Kat.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_02: No idiot.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, kind of like how Mecca could never do better than Belle Jolie, but we'll get there.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_01: And Felipe and Tory.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_01: Tail is all the time.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, do you think Joe is boasting material?
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_02: He's trying to use this as a time to showcase.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_02: He sure thinks he is.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_02: I think he is too.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_02: I like Joe.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we'll see.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know his history, his Playboy history, but what is that?
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_02: What are you drinking?
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I are those good.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_02: They're um, they're okay.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_02: It's an easy.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was a cannabis beverage.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_02: I was about to be excited for you.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's 2 30.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's fine.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a child.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_02: So Luke was on Watch What Happens live.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_02: So the the toss to welcome them, it was Joe and Luke, and Andy's line was he wants to prove himself to Captain Sandy, and he probably regrets asking Jen to give him a handy.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_02: So he owned up to all his stuff.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like he said, you know, that's bad, all of it, I hate all of it.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_02: The takeaway is he has a girlfriend now, and it's not Joy.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it shouldn't have been, so I know.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_02: Otherwise, shall we move away from that universe?
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_00: We have Big Brother, Maths, and TLC.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_02: Shall we go into MAFs?
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_02: Because I feel like we've we we're dying to talk about Bell Julian Mecca.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so this man.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_02: The discourse on TikTok is that he is a homosexual.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_02: That would make that's literally the only thing that makes sense with what is happening here.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_00: Because he said when I first saw her, I didn't think she was attractive enough for me.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_00: When this man has not groomed his beard in a month.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_02: No, and as my boyfriend said, she's by far the hottest one on this show.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, easily.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_02: What else could he be looking for if not her?
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_01: Penis.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's the only thing that makes sense.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: Or he likes white girls.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it seemed in the previews they were hinting at like him wanting her to get a boob job.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: The entitlement of these men is wild.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_00: I will say though, when they did the studio session with Bill Julie, it was a little rough.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_02: She is not a good singer, and we do need to address that.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_02: We do need to acknowledge that she is not a good singer.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_02: She's a professional singer and not a good one.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_02: That was yeah, I was disappointed in those vocals.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_02: But the vocals aside, they had this beautiful birthday.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_02: He gave her like this big bag and it was just Cheetos, and then he's like, Oh, oh wait, what's this over here?
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_02: It was all so cute.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_02: I was so in.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_02: I was so in.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_02: So why is he doing all this if he thinks he she's too not hot enough for him?
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know what's going on here because in like this episode before that, they were having these conversations.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_02: I literally wrote down like this couple is so next level, the conversations that they have.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_02: And now it's all ruined.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's all to shit.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm really confused.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_02: Me too.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know where we go from here with them.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of like I'm confused why Felipe signed up for this in general.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_02: If I were the experts, I would be so mad.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, furious.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like this man, again, the entitlement.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_02: This man is the opposite of Brad Pitt.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_02: Like, who does he think he is?
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_02: He's fucking Mario and Luigi.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_02: That's who he is.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I really I I got hot, I got my teeth whitened, and now I'm hot.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like you are not.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_02: No, sir.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_02: No, sir.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_02: Courtney and Nick broke up, which she's insufferable.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_02: It should have happened a long time ago.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_02: I will say though, like, she her biggest gripe with him was like, I feel like I don't know you.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like we're not going deep enough.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_02: You're never vulnerable.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_02: And he's like, I am.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_02: It's just there's just nothing going on up there with him.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like that's what I was gonna say.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, he's giving you what he's got.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_02: This man just doesn't have that in him.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like, he's not capable, like between the the ears, there's nothing right empty up there.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's probably just like clouds.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_02: So I think, and maybe that is maybe she knew that and she just didn't want to say, like, this man is not smart enough for me.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like, this man is very dumb.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_02: This man has no personality.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_02: She basically did.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, she might as well have, because she's no walk in the park either.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_02: No, she is she's a little much, and I know it's bad to call girls too much, but like they just are, they just should never have been paired together.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like, he needs to be with someone as dumb as him.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, he should be with Marissa.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, yeah.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_02: Like Marissa is Karen from me and girls, just like okay, but also Adam is so terrible.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_02: I loved when Dr.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_00: Sean Best ate him for filth for his vocabulary, like, and you could tell he it's the one thing that's like pissed him off this whole time.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_02: But it's true.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_02: I've been thinking it the whole time we've watched it.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like, he speaks like he's in high school.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_02: What is that about?
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_02: What is that about?
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_02: Can we psychoanalyze that?
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: Can we psychoanalyze his unhealthy pickleball obsession?
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like his unhealthy obsession with everything.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: The fact that he wants Marissa to be constantly pushing herself mentally and physically every day, I'd be like, I'm already out immediately.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_02: And then he said, I'm gonna have kids and I'm gonna train them to be D1 athletes.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, wow, I feel really bad.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what if he had given birth to me?
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_02: What would he do with me?
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_02: He would he would hate us, he would resent us, he would hate his life.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_02: There's something going on there, and they've tried to dig at it before, but I don't feel I feel like we haven't done enough.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_02: He's too closed off, and like bringing up his ex all the time.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, obviously that's a red flag, but like she's an ex for why has nobody said why is she your ex then if you had such a great time with her?
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if that's where your standard is, like just go be by yourself and just like go jack off into your onto your pickleball paddle, like on your jet ski, on your jet ski.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_02: Remember how we said he had sex on a jet ski?
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_02: He had sex with the jet ski.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I do I do like a jet ski, like I can't relate to Marissa.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I would be happy to be on a jet ski every day.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_02: That's fun.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to be on a jet ski ever.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_01: The pickleball out hard pass.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_01: No thanks.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_02: And like the way he's like he was like, I don't I didn't eat dessert for two months.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, why are you punishing yourself?
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_02: Like, live.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_02: Joy do you know what joy is?
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_02: And he doesn't drink.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_02: Is it because he doesn't drink because his body like when he doesn't want to put it in his body when he did the uh the shotgunning?
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_02: I forgot that he didn't drink, and so I just like was like, Oh, look at him shotgunning a beer, and then I was like, Oh my god, he shotgun just sparkling water.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_02: I hate that guy.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_02: I hate him, I hate him so much.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_02: I hope she says no.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_02: Why does he wear the socks in the water?
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I still don't I don't know, but because he's a a psycho.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_02: So I will say that they had a date where they were on this like hot tub boat.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, and it gave me the best idea.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: I found one in Newport and I texted my friends immediately, and we're gonna do it.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so jealous.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know when.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we haven't picked a date because it's impossible for all of us to um find a time together.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_02: But I wonder if I could like do that in the Hudson River with like my mom friends.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_02: Or we could wait till you come November.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_02: We could wait till you come.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_02: Who's gonna watch my child?
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: Our parents.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we'll anyway.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_02: We'll take that off time.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, Frosty Tips and the Swifty.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't know she was a Swifty, and now I like her.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_02: So she he went to the movie with her that we walked out of.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_02: She clearly liked the last album, so I can't relate to her on that one.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_02: No, but the fact that he sat through that movie and us real Swifties couldn't even sit through that movie.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_02: That alone's a keeper.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_02: She needs to have sex with him for that alone, or at least give him a BJ.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of sex, it was the shock of my life.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, she said Nikki said they didn't fully do it, but what did they do?
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_02: What do we think they did?
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_02: I think she learned that he's a good Ida.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's what it was, too.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_02: A hundred percent.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that had to be it because she goes, We're sexually compatible.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_02: She looked giddy, yeah, and I know that she didn't go straight to a BJ.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_02: God no, like I still don't know if she did that.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I think probably, or maybe just like hand stuff.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I I think that she reciprocated in some fashion.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I do too.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_00: But she's still not like I don't know.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's like a Jan Michael Scott situation where she's like, I know this is terrible, but I'm like, I'm in it for some reason.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know either.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_02: Because when he asked her to do her wifely duties, that scene was crazy.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_02: So he's been on an apology tour on social media.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, because he's gaslighting the shit out of her saying he never said that, and it's on camera.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_00: So now that he's watched it back, he's like on his apology tour.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_02: I think he forgot there's cameras in the apartment.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_02: I think so too.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_02: Which I'm grateful for.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_02: So that was the shock of my life, and I don't know where we go with those two from here, honestly.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_02: They're not gonna say Cam said it best everyone side of the table.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_02: Funny, like it's shocking to me how those two are so willing to just like jump in on everyone else's drama, and then the therapist was like, It's because they think they're fine, and they're like up on their high horse.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_02: They actually are though.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_02: I know, like when he was like, I get sad sometimes, like, oh amongst.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was just nice to see that like real moment with like a real man in in his late 30s, early 40s, like and all of us, like not just men, but like we all have those times in our lives where we feel sad, yeah.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_02: And he just was real about it, and she was so supportive, and it was just such a sweet moment.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_02: It gave me hope.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_02: And but have you noticed her tone yet?
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, her inflection.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_02: Is it driving you crazy?
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god, I hate it.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry that it is driving you crazy.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_02: But I don't know what what we're gonna do about the fact that they live three hours apart.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, he's already said he'll when the season's over, he'll find another job in Season.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_02: But he loves his job.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: He'll get another coaching job.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's a good season.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_02: There's a little too much the scenes are a little too long, but I'm in it, bruv.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm in it for sure.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, Big Brother or TLC?
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_02: I think we should hit uh you know, talk about our girl Angela, because you would refuse to talk to me about her before off mic.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_01: Why didn't she lie on her last season at Big Brother?
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why is it all of a sudden now she has such a conscience?
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like Because all they have all they do in there is just sit and sit and think and stew and think sit and think and stew.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_00: So I guess yes, they just sit around and have time to feel bad, but like Haley seems kind of like a miserable person.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why Angela feels so like well now they hate each other, but I don't know why she felt so like guilty that she needed to come clean.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_00: I it was all so odd to me.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_02: I did like watching the meltdown though, me too, and you know you could just watch it, and I love how the camera just like they do the editors zoom in on her as she's stewing, and you can just tell she's like about to blow and you're just waiting for it.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's like I love Angela so much.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_00: I know, me too.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_02: I think when she gets eliminated, I'm gonna quit.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_00: Well, these people can't get out of their own way because it's like they have a mind to get rid of the three reality people, and then they just think of and then they just go, and then we won't do that, you know.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_00: It's like so weird.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Lala said it.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, when Lala, I'm not gonna lie, when she won the wall comp, I teared up a little bit.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_02: You did literally that is so sweet, because she's old and it's you know, good for her.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_02: I as I oft do fast forwarded, so by the time I saw she was already like off the wall and I didn't see, but like because somebody just made a mistake, right?
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like just kind of slipped, yeah.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, yeah, because he had just gotten done telling her, I'm solid, I won't put you up.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_00: She was gonna jump off.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and like literally seconds later, he slipped.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_02: Good for her, yeah.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_02: That was incredible.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I mean, she's got nothing going on up well.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna ask you, so she claims that that's her that's her strategy.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think that's true?
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_02: No, well, maybe in public, but like even in private when she's being her full-on self, Taylor is doing all her thinking for her 100%.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_01: Her facial expressions are hilarious, though.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_00: Like she's got Ramona eyes too, with T.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_02: But it's hard to watch Taylor play her game for her.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's gonna weigh her down and slow her down.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_02: But that's all Taylor to figure out because Taylor is like really smart, yeah.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's she's like, this information isn't gonna, and she's trying to play Chuck's game for him, too, and Chuck just could not pick up what she was putting down.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_02: That moron.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_02: He has nobody to blame but himself.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_02: He was like genuinely shocked that he was voted out, which is troubling.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_02: He said his strategy was to lay back and let the other boisterous men be his shields, which maybe, but it doesn't negate the fact that you're still an idiot.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_00: I like that the things are alliances are kind of shuffling at all.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_02: That's nice.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_02: But I am worried about our icons.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if Devons goes and and D go, I don't really care, but I just don't like it.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_01: I care greatly.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_02: But Devons literally just said he's here for fun, like he doesn't need the money.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure it'd be nice.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_02: But he's fun to watch.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_02: So I I I will admit that.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like Haley is not fun to watch.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_02: No, she's kind of depressing.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_02: She's a bitch.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_02: Something that I just have to point out, and this was a while ago, but they like did they did a HOH or something, or Vito, in Victorian outfits.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_02: And they interviewed them all after in their Victorian outfits still, and then they woke them up the next morning and made them put their Victorian outfits back on and talk about the it's like they like overnight producers realized they didn't get enough commentary.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_02: How do you know they woke them up?
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_02: Because in some of the interviews in their Victorian outfits, like um Haley had curly hair and like Melody was in full makeup.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_02: Melody, right?
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_02: Not yeah, Melody.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_02: And then um in other shots, Haley had like straight hair, no makeup on.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_02: Melody's eyebrows weren't drawn in, like it was very clearly like the next morning.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_02: And I just thought why did they do that?
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_02: It's like so lazy.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I can see that.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's stupid.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, you didn't, but it's it's a waste of time because I fast forward that commentary anyway.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I do too, but somehow I still caught that.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_02: That veto, they did that competition last year, it really bores the shit out of me.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_02: So I just fast-forwarded the whole thing.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_02: Did not could not tell you anything about it.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_02: Not one thing.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_02: Also, the one that bores me is the competition where they drank the poison.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_02: That that was the one.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're talking about the one where they went from room to room.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, both equally boring, horrible, hate them both.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_02: Just so like I know when I'm watching it, if it's like nine o'clock at night and I still have I'm like, yo, I can I can squeeze this in before bed because I'm gonna watch it in 20 minutes.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_02: Totally, yeah.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_02: Otherwise, that's all I got.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so divorce casts.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I really thought Karen Guillermo's date was like off to a really good start, and then it just went so off the rails.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like, there's no universe where these two can make it.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_02: Everything they do starts off promising and goes off the rails.
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_02: I've given up any hope that like watching any scene of them looking happy is ever gonna end happily.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_01: And I also feel really bad for Zarper.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_01: Why she kind of I think he just like he wants to participate, yeah, and she's like has made a problem with everybody.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_02: Her Karen wig was so distracting this episode horrible, and she looks she looks so bad getting in the hot tub, yeah.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_01: Cause her Karen wig.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_01: And she goes, My my hair is so cute today.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like, it's literally the worst hair I've ever seen.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_02: I could not believe she would go out in public like that.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_01: I know, embarrassed for her.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_01: Also, when John came for the family therapy with Patrick and Thais, I was like, the therapist isn't jumping in to mediate any of this at all, and I don't know why.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_02: Those therapists are jokes, yeah.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_02: They're not they're not there to therapise, they're there to stir up drama.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_02: I guess we have to accept the fact that like this isn't gonna help anyone.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_02: They're gonna stay together because they were already gonna stay together, or they're gonna divorce because they were already gonna divorce.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's a tough show.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's not it's not good.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's not.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I also thought that 90-day fiance was not great this episode.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of boring.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well the fact that Debbie and Mito are getting married.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's obviously a Matt Sharp fake out because like we know they got married and the whole son working and maybe missing it.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_00: I thought the one friend was so funny when she was like, It's a college job, call out.
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like ridiculous.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_01: He said he loved her.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_02: He did, and it's the hardest he's ever worked to get those words out.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_02: I think that the fact that she isn't like no one is addressing the fact that he proposed to you without saying he loved you, so that means his motive for proposing was not love, it was just obviously to be in the US.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like he made his motive so clear.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I have no sympathy.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_02: No, and also though, I did find a flaw in the theory that he thought that she lived in Los Angeles.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_02: They met when he was her tour guide, so they met talking, so she would have said, I live in New Orleans, yeah, but maybe he looked up New Orleans L and then it said New Orleans L A, and he was like, LA.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe he like quickly like they looked it up on his phone while they were all looking at a site, and then that was it, narrowed it on his prey.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_01: We got no Shay and Annabelle, we got no Mallory and Rosh.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Shay and Annabelle and the daughter made up last episode.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but next episode we'll meet another daughter.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but we did get Caitlin and Josh.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_01: Josh saying how he's scared of ice, and Caitlin saying how she wants an open marriage.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_02: So that was a fun conversation.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_02: And he's just like acting like it's crazy, and I don't even I can't with him anymore.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, I'm sorry that he's just like such an idiot.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's like not fun anymore.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_02: We have Melissa and Edward, who she continues to just be the wicked witch of the West, truly.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_02: You know, they say that like you can't have a kid to save your marriage.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_02: You also can't get a puppy to save your marriage.
• 1:02:09
  SPEAKER_02: Never that one.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_00: Remember Scout?
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_00: Scout, Miranda, and Steve.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, scout.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_02: I could not believe that these people got a puppy.
• 1:02:20
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, this is the last thing she already is bitching that she has three three kids now with with Edward there, and now you're gonna get a puppy.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's almost too cliche.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but we also know they get married, so it's like I know.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_02: I just every time I see her, I'm like, God, your extensions are so so terrible.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_02: Especially when she was teaching bar and she had it pulled into a ponytail.
• 1:02:42
  SPEAKER_02: It's like oh yeah, not not good.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was crazy that he struggled during that bar class because that bar is like not even as hard as other bars.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_02: Every man who goes into a Pilates or a bar class for the first time thinks they're gonna kill it and then struggles.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_02: That's my favorite thing to watch.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_02: I really want my boyfriend to go to a Pilates class with me.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_02: See what I do.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_01: Let's do that when I get there so that I can be part of it.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'll be struggling just as much as him, though, because I'm very out of it.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_02: He won't do it.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_02: It makes me sad.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, sometimes there are guys there.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_01: I think when I went, there was a guy like one time.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, one time.
• 1:03:19
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then um, who am I missing?
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_02: Maxwell and Aisha.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 1:03:26
  SPEAKER_02: It's the night before their wedding.
• 1:03:27
  SPEAKER_02: She basically called his sister Blaze Satan.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Satan in the Bible was Peter's stumbling block.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_02: Blaise, you're my stumbling block.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_01: The one thing I will say is that that woman is very decisive and confident, and she's gonna do what she's gonna do.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_02: I wish I had a little bit of hurting me.
• 1:03:48
  SPEAKER_01: I respect it.
• 1:03:50
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_02: And last but not least, we saved you're forgetting the most uh upsetting couple, like the the most distressing Thomas and Paula.
• 1:04:04
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_01: Why didn't they just get an Airbnb?
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_01: Why didn't they just get an Airbnb together?
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_01: Why didn't they get an Airbnb?
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_01: Ten people in one bedroom apartment.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_01: I sure I thought surely there's no way this will actually happen.
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_01: And then they were all in there, and I gotta say, to Thomas's credit, I he spoke spoke way better Portuguese than I ever would have guessed he could.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_01: So good for him.
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_01: But that if I were her family, I would have been like, no, it's it's distressing.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to get a hotel.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_02: And the way he was proud of the fact that he bought not- I bought nothing for your arrival.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_00: I spent zero dollars on you bitches.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, we told them all they couldn't wear perfume.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like we're deodorant.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_02: And again, it is fascinating that he knew how to say that in Portuguese, but that's like so embarrassing.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_02: I would be so embarrassed if my fiance behaved like that in front of my family.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_02: I just don't know why she ever thought, even if Thomas was a normal person, that having 10 people in a one-bedroom apartment was an acceptable idea.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's eight people, not that that makes it better.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_00: I think no, it's 10, including them too.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think it's eight because it was her mom, her dad, her sister, her brother-in-law, and the two kids.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, even whatever.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_02: Eight is still too many.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I agree.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_02: I agree.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_02: Eight is like six people too many.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's that's crazy.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_01: Get it's so simple.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_01: You want to spend all this time with them, you want to be with them the whole time, then get an Airbnb.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_01: Stay in that, you have to.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_02: And maybe they will for the rest of the trip.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_00: It really bothered me the whole time because I'm like, the solution is so simple that this whole thing is pissing me off that we're fighting about it.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but then we wouldn't have gotten Thomas's Portuguese speech about don't wear perfume in my home.
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um, okay, so it's Sunday, and I'm just gonna answer the question.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_01: The baby's been taking really good naps, so we've been rotting all day.
• 1:06:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's amazing.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so happy for you.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
• 1:06:23
  SPEAKER_02: Are you gonna continue to rot?
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, a little bit.
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_02: I am gonna go play some pickleball later, of course, but don't let Adam see you.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_02: Not for five to six hours a day, that's for sure.
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little different.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_02: Adam would be appalled.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's supposed to be fun, Adam.
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's supposed to be fun.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like he takes all the fun out of it.
• 1:06:44
  SPEAKER_02: Pickleball should be fun.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_02: On that note, enjoy the rest of your rotting.
• 1:06:50
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry we missed last week.
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_02: It was Madeline's fault.
• 1:06:54
  SPEAKER_02: And hopefully we won't do that again moving forward.
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_02: No regrets.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_02: I take full responsibility and I would do it again.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_01: Well, thanks everybody for rotting with us.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.