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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 78 - Ali Macofsky · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: How do I make my it's one of these? Do
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  Speaker 2: I have tour them? Or are you doing no? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna raw dog it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just like the sound of my own voice. I
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  Speaker 1: know it is nice, even though my voice is terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a wood wind instrument. I think so.
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  Speaker 2: I think we talk a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: This is my voice. The sound of my voice. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like the pitch is wrong if I could
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  Speaker 1: kind of pitch a.
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  Speaker 2: Little something off with it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not bad.
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  Speaker 2: To listen to.
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  Speaker 1: I sound like a little kid playing detective. Someone told
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  Speaker 1: me that one time.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty good. What does your voice sound like me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you have a good You have like a cartoon voice.
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  Speaker 2: You have a pixar.
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  Speaker 1: He used to do a thing where he would ask
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  Speaker 1: everything like a question, or he would say everything like
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  Speaker 1: a question, but.
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  Speaker 5: He doesn't do it. Anything broke out of it. It
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  Speaker 5: became like a thing where I would like, hear yourself
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  Speaker 5: doing here myself doing it, and be like, I hate myself.
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  Speaker 5: It actually wasn't even like that. It was like I
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  Speaker 5: would hang with my friends from home. That's where I
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  Speaker 5: got it from. Where are you from Massachusetts? It's not
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  Speaker 5: a Massachusetts thing at all. It's just like one of
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  Speaker 5: my friends did it throughout all of high school, and
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  Speaker 5: then we all picked up on it. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 5: I like her. I like hung out with him and
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  Speaker 5: we were probably in like Nashville for the first time
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  Speaker 5: in a while, and I heard him doing it, and
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  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, this is like really annoying.
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  Speaker 1: And so because I think it was based in his
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  Speaker 1: own insecurity, because he would be like, I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to say things definiting.
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  Speaker 5: He was ruining jokes too. I would get like excited
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  Speaker 5: to tell a joke and then I would like my
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  Speaker 5: voice would start getting higher and higher.
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  Speaker 2: I think that is like I feel like a lot
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  Speaker 2: of like alternative comics adapted that style of speaking as well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember like back in the day doing
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  Speaker 2: open mics and there was like a trend of people
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  Speaker 2: doing the like high pitch at the end. It's almost
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  Speaker 2: like and this is where the joke goes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was this dude that.
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  Speaker 2: I am laughing if I don't say like this.
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  Speaker 5: There was this kid Remember that time when that kid
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  Speaker 5: that that we saw do the open mic a couple
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  Speaker 5: of times.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and he was like the Sunfeld voice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he would start off, but then he'd be like
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  Speaker 5: at the end, he'd be like like like it's so
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  Speaker 5: high pitched. But he was very funny. Actually, wonder what
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  Speaker 5: he's up to now?
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  Speaker 1: Are there hacks? Yeah, he's a bad man. Are there
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  Speaker 1: hacks to how you can say just say things that,
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  Speaker 1: like I feel like I've seen like comic hacks of
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  Speaker 1: like you just say a joke a certain way. There's
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  Speaker 1: just like certain ways that you can like say the
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  Speaker 1: punchline or just like little like tags you can throw
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  Speaker 1: on and be like so there's that, Like.
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  Speaker 5: Just like that. That's actually one thing that pisses me
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  Speaker 5: off because you see people do it and like it's
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  Speaker 5: it's stomping on their own jokes. Yeah, like when instantly
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  Speaker 5: the punchline hits and they're like, okay, anyway, it's like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: like you didn't even.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, like telling the most foul story so
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  Speaker 2: single of course you are you a loser?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's a big thing that people do. Though. When
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  Speaker 5: I was in Atlanta, someone I saw it was doing
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  Speaker 5: that and it was like the jokes were funny, but
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  Speaker 5: it was like they would just end the joke and
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  Speaker 5: every single time they just go anyway, and it's like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: you're killing your own joke.
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  Speaker 2: Something that's happening a lot now that I feel like
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  Speaker 2: I'm guilty of. I'll notice it and I'll be like,
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  Speaker 2: fucking stupid bitch. Is a lot of people say, you know, now,
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  Speaker 2: like whether it's even like just regular people in conversation
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, but a lot of time on stage, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people will say, you know, I'm you know, and.
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  Speaker 5: I've been doing that, and I've been trying to stall myself.
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  Speaker 5: I've been going, I go, I don't know after every
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  Speaker 5: single job, Yeah I don't know, and then yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: then I'm like, dude, this is making me sound like
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  Speaker 5: I like don't think any of this is like working.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like the whole point of comedy is like
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  Speaker 2: the illusion of confidence.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just breaking that down, you're like, I actually don't
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  Speaker 2: know anything.
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  Speaker 5: Someone like after one of my shows they were like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: like this joke is really funny, Like I wish you
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  Speaker 5: didn't say I don't know after.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, even the audience caught on.
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  Speaker 1: Is that how it came?
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  Speaker 2: There's uh uh fuck? Was I gonna say? What? Were
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  Speaker 2: we just talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Confidence?
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  Speaker 2: Confidence? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: LA comedy like imagine it's a lot of confidence right people.
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  Speaker 5: From what I've heard, people get real physical on stage
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  Speaker 5: in LA. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's definitely a lot of I feel like in
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  Speaker 2: LA there's a lot more like style performance to it.
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  Speaker 5: Do you notice how like the big difference between that,
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  Speaker 5: Like in New York, there's a lot of people that
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  Speaker 5: are like they play this character where they like hate
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  Speaker 5: They're like they're like, I don't even want to be
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  Speaker 5: doing this, so fucking stupid and so too like like
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  Speaker 5: lag up against the wall, like.
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  Speaker 2: The cool guy commics.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, dude, like you've been doing that. You
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  Speaker 5: do this every single night like five times, and now
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  Speaker 5: you want to be doing this. Yeah, why are you
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  Speaker 5: pretending that you're like in pain on stage?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a weird kink of there. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even want to do this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 2: It can't stop. Yeah. No, there's definitely like the cool
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  Speaker 2: guy comics in lare like, oh you guys didn't like that? Yeah, whatever,
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  Speaker 2: I don't need this. Yeah, Like a lot of there's
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  Speaker 2: so many, Like it's so crazy because before I started
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  Speaker 2: doing comedy, I would go to all these shows and
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  Speaker 2: it was all U. It was also like magical to me.
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  Speaker 2: But now that I see so much comedy and I'm
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  Speaker 2: like in it, you can just kind of like see
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  Speaker 2: behind the curtain of Like there's just so many like
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  Speaker 2: lines that are so common, like people doing the well
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  Speaker 2: I already got paid to do the show. So I
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  Speaker 2: don't care if you guys like me or not.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's so dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like you care.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well so why like that would be like such
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  Speaker 5: a mean thing to say to the crowd. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 5: guys already paid me.
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  Speaker 1: Already in my pocket a defense man.
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  Speaker 5: You guys laugh, Yeah, start the show.
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  Speaker 1: So let's start the show.
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  Speaker 2: Are we recording?
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  Speaker 5: I think that was Is that for Patreon?
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  Speaker 1: Or we wanted to do a Patreon but they won't
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  Speaker 1: let us. We got to give all our money to
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  Speaker 1: our daddy's a barstool. We're like little little street workers
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  Speaker 1: out here.
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  Speaker 2: We got never mind I was gonna make such a
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  Speaker 2: dumb joke. Doesn't say don't call her daddy, but.
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  Speaker 1: That plays any even small reference to call her daddy.
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  Speaker 1: They'll like clip it and use it on our main Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Still they back, Yeah, desperate to get any clicks even
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  Speaker 1: off the words call her daddy. Put together, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're big call her daddy fans.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we love that, yeah, both of them, And it's
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  Speaker 1: purest form. I like to call her daddy. I still
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  Speaker 1: like it now, but I loved it when it was
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  Speaker 1: the gals together.
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  Speaker 5: I never listened to it ever.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever listen to it? Not even not even once,
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  Speaker 1: not even the first f You just know what it
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  Speaker 1: is as a cultural touchstone.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what is funny when they were trying
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  Speaker 2: to find I think there was like some post or
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  Speaker 2: something about like two female podcast hosts for a barstool
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  Speaker 2: My sisters are like, Ali, you have to really yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And I was just like, I don't think I have
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  Speaker 2: the personality to be, yeah, a barstool gal.
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  Speaker 1: But all you have to do is talk about like
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  Speaker 1: just like sex, whether you've had it or not, Like
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  Speaker 1: you just have to talk like an expert, like, and
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  Speaker 1: you have to.
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  Speaker 5: You have to know everything about sex everything. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: if you don't, pretend you do and people will believe you. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: I can do that, but then at backfire, that backfire.
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  Speaker 5: Don't call her daddy, because then everyone was like I
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  Speaker 5: was listening to these girls and like now my ex
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  Speaker 5: boyfriend wants has a restraining order again. Like their advice
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  Speaker 5: that people call them, Yeah, people call them like misogynists
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  Speaker 5: because they're they're giving bad advice, Like, well, why are
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  Speaker 5: you guys listening to them? Are you listening to their advice?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? It's also like the same thing when people get like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just any any any celebrity or famous person, it's like,
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  Speaker 2: why do why are we following?
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  Speaker 5: No? Yeah, most of them are pretty out of touch,
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  Speaker 5: and yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They're just making it up. But there is a new
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  Speaker 1: like we have a new podcast that kind of talks
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  Speaker 1: about sex, and they're like obliterating us on the charts,
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  Speaker 1: like they're us out of the wall.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we make this episode all about bone in?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah tried. We just can't speak knowledgeably. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: falls falls flat badly every single time. Should we say
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  Speaker 1: are should we say her name?
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  Speaker 5: They have?
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  Speaker 2: We actually not?
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  Speaker 5: We have no, we have it.
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  Speaker 1: We have.
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  Speaker 2: A start all if you start?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, what's up everybody? Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 5: of a Boy Dad podcast Today it is September twelfth, Monday,
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  Speaker 5: three thirty pm. They were joined by guest Ali mccofsky.
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  Speaker 1: Woooo hell yeah, thanks for coming.
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  Speaker 2: On, thanks for having me, Thanks for saying my last
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  Speaker 2: name correctly?
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  Speaker 5: Oh of course. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do people fuck it up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? They fuck it up a lot. Are like ad letters?
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  Speaker 5: How do they fuck it up? I feel like that's
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  Speaker 5: like such an closkey McCloskey or Mkowski mccowski. I could see, No,
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't. It's pronounced it's written out as mccofsky.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw one spelling of your name where the
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  Speaker 1: oh is capital I have.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, people really want me to be Irish, really.
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  Speaker 5: Try and just switch it up, just to see what happens.
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  Speaker 2: Capitalize though, Yeah, I don't think it would make a
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  Speaker 2: huge difference in my life.
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  Speaker 5: When they bring you up on stage, it could change
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  Speaker 5: things a lot.
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  Speaker 2: When I was first hearing like open mics, kind of
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  Speaker 2: like what you said before the pod, people would just
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  Speaker 2: see my name on like a piece of paper to
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  Speaker 2: call me up, and they'd be like Ali mccofsky, which
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  Speaker 2: first of all is just like two of the most
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  Speaker 2: crazy names together, like Ali and mccofsky, like in the
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  Speaker 2: same family.
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  Speaker 1: Any Scottish mix up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then they would like, see, man, I'm like
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  Speaker 2: not in Alie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not Ali. Where the funk is all lee
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  Speaker 5: at it's me.
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  Speaker 1: It's a look, how do you guys know each other?
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  Speaker 1: How how do you? How did you come to be here?
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  Speaker 1: On some of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: I met ally at the stand like a year ago.
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  Speaker 2: Probably, Yeah, I think it was like one of my
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  Speaker 2: last trips here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then we did moon Tower together as well.
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  Speaker 1: Have you noticed any growth in Little Sasquatches stand up comedy?
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  Speaker 5: Like eight months?
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  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna say, yeah, that's a good answer.
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  Speaker 5: It's actually I don't even know if you've ever seen
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  Speaker 5: it go up?
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  Speaker 2: Have you a moon Tower? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just fucking bringing the roof down.
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  Speaker 2: You were it was an eight minute said I mean, come.
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  Speaker 1: On, yeah, we're over super supportive of his dreams on this.
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  Speaker 1: We like to stoke the fires. Yes, we blow into
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  Speaker 1: the fire and trying to get on Well.
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  Speaker 2: It was greg because we were walking down Sixth Street
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  Speaker 2: in Austin and so many people were like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: My god, Sasque.
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  Speaker 2: And so I was like, my boyfriend loves you. One
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  Speaker 2: of the most strung girls being like.
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  Speaker 1: Babe, come here, it's Zas And the guy's like, I
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel weird. I walked in here and I
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  Speaker 2: I've never I don't know you well enough to where
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  Speaker 2: I've had to say your god given name many times.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So when I got to the front desk, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: how do I Oh, yeah, they don't even know I know.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, no, he doesn't work here.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm here for Harry's podcast. And it is
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  Speaker 2: a dumbass name. It rocks.
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  Speaker 5: No, it sucks.
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  Speaker 2: I but as a person who has to say it
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  Speaker 2: out loud, I'm like, I don't like this.
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  Speaker 5: I want to I want to not use that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, wait, didn't they tell you like one
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  Speaker 1: year ago not to use that.
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  Speaker 5: They would tell me for a while not to use it.
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  Speaker 5: Every single committian I've talked to me like, dude, donk,
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  Speaker 5: what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh like on stage?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like I can't, like, but that's how
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  Speaker 5: you sell tickets?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, can you do like, can you do one
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  Speaker 2: of those like double names like Harry aka Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I've done that before with that young Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I've thought about doing that or I have done that before.
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  Speaker 5: But then it's like I'm like, I don't look at
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  Speaker 5: I just don't want to have to make the host
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  Speaker 5: like memorize this paragraph to bring it up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and little Sasquatch is it's memorable.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it also like every time I see memorable, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You're only remember for your name and not for your
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  Speaker 1: jokes at all.
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  Speaker 5: And also it throws people off when I didn't mean that.
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  Speaker 5: It throws people off when I get brought up like
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  Speaker 5: and they're like, who the fuck is about to walk
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  Speaker 5: up on stage?
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  Speaker 2: And then it's me, yeah, and they're like, well, I
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  Speaker 2: guess for for the purpose of selling tickets, little Sasquatch
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  Speaker 2: is good. But then when you go onto I don't know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what a tough position.
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  Speaker 1: It's too famous. Didn't you originally do it to like
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  Speaker 1: protect your family or something like that, you would like
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  Speaker 1: something all to protect my some fake noble reason.
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  Speaker 5: I did it because when I was in I started
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  Speaker 5: tweeting when I was in high school at ninth grade
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  Speaker 5: or eighth grade, and I didn't I was going to go.
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  Speaker 2: To college, and you never said any like f up
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  Speaker 2: s on there?
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: No I did. That's why I didn't use my real name.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: What kind of s did you say?
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: A lot of bad ship? No you didn't. I was
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: a bad but I was a bad boy.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: What kind of stuff have you? Deleted?
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: Nothing on my tweets? So stupid? Yeah, my tweets were
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: dumb as fuck. Growing On the other hand, I mean,
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: you don't even want to do the deep dive on him?
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't delete. I stand by it as well.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I burned my Twitter down all it should.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: I need a fresh star.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I keep it a buck, dude, I said what I said. Yeah,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I was out here living. Yeah, I was out here
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: for a fucking minute. You got rid of all your stuff? No, yeah,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: I guess or you went through and picked up Twitter.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: My Twitter was never hot enough for me to be like,
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: oh this is tough. What do I was like burning down?
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, I feel like that's like ripping up a
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: diary though. I feel like there's like a part of
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: you and diary.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: It would never get published. Yeah, be a deal in
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: that diary. Not even just for you, you bangers, I'm sure.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a good couple pages of the diary. Yeah,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: that's sad, though. I feel like you it's like burning
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: up your like childhood like toys and ship like that.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Or maybe you got to get rid of that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: You gotta grow up.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you. You do. Thank you for your service.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: I just saw that. Definitely, change my name is making
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: me think about it.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, my loser. I wish I used
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: to my like Twitter or Instagram or whatever. It was
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: like my username in middle school and high school was
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Versace Lettuce.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Oh but that's a sick.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Ass name and it was so cool and I wish,
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I wish.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: That's like little Sasquatch. That's like the same vein.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: You should start going up and be like, GI up,
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: you guys know we're from Twitter. Versauchi Lettuce. Yeah, that
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: was like a rap name.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Moki.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Well, it was at that time where like people would
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: have stupid names. It would be like Gucci hot Dog.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I was like, I'm Versaci Lattice.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Well, that's why I did my name because it was
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: like all the people on Twitter. It was like Bill Ratchet,
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: uh big Tan, I want a young domestic abuse that
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: was one guy. It's like everyone no one's using their
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: real names.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: And also I was like still going to go to college,
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: so I didn't want it coming back to my name.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Did you end up going to college?
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: I went for like a semester and drop out. Yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: They got a job at bar.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: School wasn't for me. I knew I was more of
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: a creative. The stool was the stool was, Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: You're one of those guys. It's like, well, Steve Jobs actually.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Zuckerberg actually dropped out, so you should be good.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: It's so funny when people do that and I'm like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: so what are you doing and like I'm telling Weed.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: I'm like, job, yeah, yeah, you.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Got the entrepreneur and you.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: It's a whole different fucking bag of tricks for them.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: But you, I mean, it was a good decision by
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: you to get out of cass. Did you go to college?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I also went for like a month.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: What were you going to be?
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: What?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: What else were you going to do with your life?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I mean I knew I wanted to. I had done
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: one open mic before going to college, so I like
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: ultimately knew I was going to do that, but I
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: was like, I'll study political science while I'm here. But
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I did, I mean I didn't. I dropped out so quickly.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: With the intent to do what like protest by your
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: junior year.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: No, I mean I went to I went to one
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: or I watched uh, I watched some movie where they
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: were talking about like the logistics or like the analytics
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: of how a president should appear, like they should wear
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: shoes that are a little bit worn and scuffed, but
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: still like nice and presentable. And for some reason, I
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: was like, that's political science. Like I don't even know
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: what job that is, but I'm like I want to
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: know the things.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: What the fuck is going on outside.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Dress a president sounds like a siren.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, loud as fun.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I saw something crazy? What was it? Something wild happened? Oh,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: there was a woman smoking on the train last night.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: It was incredible, smoking cush.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Just smoking a sick I started, I'd started smelling some
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: sick smoking. I was like, is my mom in New York.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I looked over and it was this lady fully just
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: like smoking a cigarette, and I was like, that is me.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Are you staying in Manhattan right now?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I'm staying in Manhattan.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good. Yeah, because they taking the train from uh,
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: taking the train to Brooklyn or back from Brooklyn late
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: at night gets like because you're because like eventually everyone
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: will get off and then just the people that are
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: going to Brooklyn are on, and then it's like you
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: and like two people for like thirty minutes, Tyler, Do
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: you ever get that now? Yeah, you're just chilling.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, he's the one that should be scared of.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: He's smoking SIGs on the train, just getting lit on
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: the truck up on the train.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, skinny white like white guys like you were scary.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but why.
• 18:41
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: There's just something you just got so much length so
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: much wingspan.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know he could grab you up and not
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: even be close to you.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: True, he's got reached, dude. He could. He could be
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: on the other side of the train and just fucking
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: snatch you.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: How you push the fuck out of you? You know,
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: strong push Why.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I feel like guys like you could like flip a
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: switch and then just be like crazy and you don't
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: see it coming.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: He's a mean motherfucker. Yeah, you don't fuck around. He's
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: actually security. That's the only reason that he's in here.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: We didn't know what kind of tricks you were gonna pull.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: He whips ass from a distance. So there was a
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: dude who was just blowing the fucking I guess it's
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: not bad if it's just a vape, but just like
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: smoking it, smoking anything on a train is a fucking
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: crazy move. It's just a preposterous move. Just treating shared
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: space like it's your own space. I guess that's the
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: fucking city.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've ever seen someone like fully like smoke something.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd never seen it before.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: It was incredible, pretty wow move. But I guess, like
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: at I don't know, at a certain time, it's like
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: whether the fuck no one's gonna do anything like they
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: there's like you could do anything on the train, Like, no,
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: what what do they do?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. As I was, I was getting
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: off as soon as I noticed that she was smoking
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: a cigarette. But it was like at the time where
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: you could start smelling it. So I can just see
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: everyone looking around. And I wanted to stay on the
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: tra so bad just to see how it unfolded, but
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't have the time for it. One time I fell,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: have you one of my first times in New York.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I was taking the train, which is like such a
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: foreign experience being someone from southern California.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's no public transport, no public transport.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm very like, I'm staring at
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: my phone making sure I'm going the right way, I'm
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: on the right train, you know, all of that. And
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I was so tired. It was late at night, and
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I fell asleep and ended up like somewhere near like
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Coney Island.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, and I and my.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Phone was at like five My phone was at like
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: five percent. It's like two in the morning or three
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: in the morning or something, and I was just stranded.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Did you have to get it like anber or.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: So I got a newber because I'm like, my phone's
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: not going to last for me to find my way
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: back home, so I like ordered an uber. I'm standing
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: on the street corner and my phone dies and so
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I'm just waiting. I'm like, I'm praying they don't cancel
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: on me. I'm praying.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I've had some close calls like that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, because I'm like, then I'm just stuck.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's what that's the thing that's nice.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Smoking on the yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, you're just lost.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: The good thing about New York is if your phone dies,
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: you can still get a cab. Oh yeah, that's the
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: move in New York.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: But this is like in such a weird area where
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I was like in an alley way, like there wasn't
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: there was no life around.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nightmare. That kind of is a nightmare
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: to be like in a in a deep corner of
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: New York with nowhere to go, like no no option
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: for an escape from that area of.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: New Yeah, it's easy at fuck to get lost on
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: the subway too. I still like, to this day, I'll
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: get on the train and like it'll just pass my
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: street and I'll end up in like five die.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, I'm just like what, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: don't use the subway or I don't use public trains
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: in other cities because I know it's just gonna whip
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: my ass. I know it's gonna get so lost, I'm
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: gonna wind up going the wrong way or I have
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: to ask someone for directions and shit like that. I'm
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: too insecure as it is to have to do.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, LA is pretty tough, like for not having
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: a car out there, like do you have a car?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming yeah, but there was a period where I
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: didn't have a car for like two years. I crashed
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: my car a blackout.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, the energy.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: Drunk.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I was blacked out drunk.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: No, oh you're did you bail? You left the car?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: No?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I mean this is like such a when people are
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: like white privilege is not a thing. I'm like, yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I should have gone to jail because I was fully
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I was fully blacked out. I like don't remember starting
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: my car at all.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and do you remember crashing it?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so yeah that sobers you up. You hit
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: the center divider on the It's like a cocaine bomb.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm ready, I could drive right now. No, truly,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, let's go. It was to My car
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: was total, so I could not drive away. And it's
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: like I think three in the morning or four in
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: the morning, and so I start calling my mom, my dad.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: My sister is like trying to get advice on what
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: to do. No one's answering. I call my sister's roommate.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: She picks up. I'm like, I need to talk to
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: my sister, and my sister's like I told my sister.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was drinking and I just crashed
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: my car. I guess I didn't sound that fucked up
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: because she was like, just chew gum, drink water. If
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: the cops come, like, don't tell them you were drinking.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Do not say you were drinking. So I'm like, okay,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: but I only had one of the things. I either
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: had water or I had gum. I didn't have both,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: so I'll just either siping away or chewing away. And
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: the highway patrol comes to move my car and I
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: start crying. You know, I was like, I'm a comedian,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: i work late hours. I'm so tired. It's so it's
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: like it's fucked up saying it because I like, seriously
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: could have hurt someone. Luckily I didn't. But it is
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: what if I just admit I was like I killed
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: You know, we all have our time everything.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Did you consciously cry? Were you like it was coming?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I think I wasn't crying because I felt bad. It
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: was like I was crying because I knew that that
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: would help me. And also I was like, my fucking
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: car's total. Yes, and I had I've told the story before,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: but I had. This was the second car that I
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: had totaled in a month. I had bought.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Dunk.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: No, I was. I was dick drunk, but not like
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: alcohol drunk, which.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Could be worse. Hell yeah, yeah, more dangerous.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: But dick drunk for me. Yeah, it was a it
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: was a weird time in my life. I was like
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: making an illegal U turn to park in front of
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: this hostel where I was going to bone an Australian
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: guy and I got t boned right.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: In front of the hostel by the Australian guy.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was. And then after I after I got
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: t boned, I had the wait, what did you say
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I missed Australian? I don't even know if they do.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I missed my chance. I didn't even get to no.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Because so here's how crazy it was. I crashed my
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: car right in front of the hostel. I wanted to
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: meet up with this Australian guy. And also like boning
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: in a hostel.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Like Australian room, they're always there.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: They're always they're everywhere they travel, they get around. Yeah,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: but then it's like I would have been boning him
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: in a room with like seven other people. It wouldn't
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: be the first time anyway.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: More unethical than the blackout drunk car crash. Yeah. Maybe
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: there's just like a group of like homeless children in
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: the corner.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're hot Australian dudes. A lot of Australian dudes
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: But I crashed this car. It was brand new. I
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: bought it with cash, bought this car, and four days
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: after I crashed in front of the hostel, the airbags
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: go off. It's total. They have this giant welt on
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: my forehead.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Is this from the T bone or the drunk driving?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: This is from the T bone for the dick and
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: and my sister's like, I'm going to pick you up,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh no, I have to meet
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: up with my friends. I have this huge welt on
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: my forehead. Anyway, she picked me up. So then I
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: get the car back because I totaled a brand new car.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: So I got the money back for what the value,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: which was brand new. So I bought the same car,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: but this time I got it in the color white
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: because I'm like, if it's white, everyone will be able
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: to see it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Right color.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: And then I crashed it in a blackout twenty eight days. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: but the highway patrol came, they moved my car.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: They saw it. They probably picked up on it quick.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: They were like, thank god it's white. It was so
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: easy wrapped around the tree, dead of night. We would
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: never be and the flames shooting out of the side.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: But yeah, they like they they they put me in
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: the back of the car and they were like, okay,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: we believe your story. I guess these idiots.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And also was it it was the cops right.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: There was highway patrol. They're like more serious than cops,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Like they're more down to Like.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Do they have top hats?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: No, that would be cool if they did.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Though a wide brimmed hat though no, No, kind of cool. Hats.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's kind of moral.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: That's state troopers.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's state troopers.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: State troopers.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: If I was drunk and they were wearing top hats,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I would have been like, let me.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: I should have asked if you could shot their gun?
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Shoot their gun. They were to let you. I mean,
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: the car is already total. You could have just blown
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: that thing up.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Let's just have fun.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: We're here.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: It couldn't be cool about it one time. Yeah, I'm
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: surprised that you didn't still try and link up with
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: the Australian dude though. If you were like, right hospital
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I texted them.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: I was damn there was multiple Hell yeah, I think
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: there's true.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I mean I wouldn't have done it at the same time,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: but back to back for sure.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Dealer's choice really, but you guys figure it out amongst yourself.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: But but that if you're like bloody, like stumbling into
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the hostel, you really tested.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: That could have been starts to look a good like romance. Yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: I mean Australia did to get here.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Australian's party hard, so I don't even think they would
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: have been affected. Oh no, they would have been like,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: let's choose.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the whip last scene, but for a dick a point,
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, just like.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I texted them after. I was like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: so hey, guys, something came up.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: They're looking out their window. Is that you just getting
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: carried in? The stretcher came up? I'm pretty slam tonight,
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: pretty busy.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: It was also they were they were at a different hostel.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: It was I went to the wrong hostel.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, And you're sober, fully sober. You really needed
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: that Australian dick.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I guess so I was so Yeah, I was very
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: despo back back then, back.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Then vibes back then. Now you're rich though, Yeah, you don't.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: You don't drink, do you?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I don't drink anymore?
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: Was that when you stop drinking? It should have been yeah,
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: my sister.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: My sisters were like, you have a problem. That's not normal,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah it is. I felt like crashing
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: your carn of blackout is like a yeah. I was like,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: you get your license, you black out, you crash the
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: car like it's just part of life. But they were like,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: you need to take a break, and I was like,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that, but I tried taking a
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: break didn't do it, and then I was like, oh,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: maybe this is a little darker than I thought.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, how long have you been off the.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Off the sauce sauce? Like almost seven years? But I
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: do create them every morning, you really. But there are
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: a lot of like.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Like California sober typeople.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Relative yeah, like sober like rock.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: We work with. We work with one of them.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: It's so wild.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: He tells everyone. He's like, I'm like coming up on
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: two years sober. And he's like, dude, weren't you like
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: doing whippets like last night?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: There's one dude. There's this one dude who's like, you know,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: sober from everything, but create them. And me and my
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: boyfriend were his place, and my boyfriend hasn't seen this
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: guy in so long. They used to like do Heroin
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: and ship together. I was like, I'm doing much better now.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: He comes out of the bathroom, he was like create
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: them like all around his mouth like he just state
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: like donuts.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: It was just Homer Simpson vibes.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, raw powder.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how he was doing.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: How do you take how do you take?
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Buddy? We have a buddy of works here who did
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: who went through a big kreative face. And it was
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: when he was not drinking, right, he was trying to
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: get he was doing like a fifty day no drinking thing,
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: and he got like really into creatum. Yeah, and it
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: was way more detrimental to his health than alcohol.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Oh for sure.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: How do you take it?
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Is it multi drinking?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Can you like you mix it in above? Yeah?
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: He was taking little shooters, like five hour energies, like.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: A vegetable replacement smoothie.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: It's like there was like a reddit where people were
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: talking about cretum, right, yeah, and the guy was like
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: some guy was like I just took a full violet.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: This is stronger than any heroine. And he at the
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: time was doing like two vials like a day.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: But can you overdose on? Can you overdose like heroin.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Is I'd imagine I think you can get like a
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: really bad tummy Yeah yeah, yeah, So isn't it just
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: like CBD but like for heroin instead?
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a CBD version of opioids.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can overdose.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I think you get I think it. I think it
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: can cause like like I think you can get like
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: a really bad headache, Like it'll fuck you up like
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: you won't feel good at all.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels like something. It sounds like something, though,
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: just make you feel terrible.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's better than it.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: You got a vial and a half.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: You gotta try it. Your boyfriend should never have quit Heroin.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: He should keep that ship. Everybody I know that doesn't
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: loves it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: I had a dream that I did Heroin recently, and
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: I remember being like, I did it once and then
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, this is the ship and I
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: wanted to keep doing it and yeah, it does seem
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: like and I was like, fuck, I'm not doing Heroin,
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: but dude, I'm never touching that ship. Fuck after your dreams.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Planning your dreams to people is like the most dumb
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: shit off, Like I don't even know why, Like it's like,
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: what was what were you guys going to get out
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: of me telling you that that I did Heroin in
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: my dream?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Well, so there's something.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Like damn, that's really cool, dude, it's an interesting story.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: You can no one can ever explain a dream the
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: way that it felt, because dreams are so like feelings based.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: When you're trying to explain it, there's like, but you
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: you had to be there.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like the ultimate.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: You had to be there and you don't even know
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: half of the ship that happened, because like I never
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: remember my dreams. I'll have like a super fucked up
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: dream and then I'll wake up and I have no
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: idea what it was about. Yeah, yeah, damn, I don't know.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: We got to get back into your dreams.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's like repressed memories, you think so ship.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: You think I was doing heroin like a long time ago.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: I don't remember giving out jobs.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, maybe it's resentment towards your family, could be,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: dude now making you keep the name of Little Sasquad?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to protect them? Yeah, what does your family do
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: to protect that? They're like dog workers. You're like, what
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: the fuck? Now?
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Some people found my full name though, and what this
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: dude was like, this is why it's like it would
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: be better if I just came in with it, not
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: like I didn't everyone knew my name, because then no
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: one would give a fuck about what my name is. Yeah,
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: but then there's the fun of the Yeah, and his
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: dude was like tweeting at me and my dad.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Your dad's on Twitter, Like no, yeah, he is and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: he gets off spicy.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Take No, my dad hats off. No takes. They're tweeting
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: at my dad and they were being like they were like,
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: I went to this this this guy's house. Send him
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: and his dad were calling me the end word, like
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: all this ship and it was like just a burner account,
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: just like making it up and like tweeting at like
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: my dad's like coworkers and stuff. And I've told my
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: dad a hundred times, like you need to be private
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: on Twitter, and then he like will like make himself
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: on private because he likes the attention. And I'm like,
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: what are you doing?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Wait? Are your parents still married?
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Oh damn, but your parents are divorced as fuck right.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Oh so divorced.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: I couldn't be more divorced.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: My mom she's on like she's on Instagram. She used
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: to be. She might still have a Twitter account. It's
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: very inact of but my mom will do the thing.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: She also she like kind of loves I don't know
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: it's she'll like my mom. I open for Russell Peters
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: a few times, and when all the stuff about Louis
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: was coming out, Louis c K, my mom tweeted at
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Russell Peters saying at Russell Peters, in light of all
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: the news, I just want to thank you for being
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: so nice and generous to my daughter. And I was like, Mom,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: what are you the fuck is this?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Because it made you?
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Like show it to you or did you just see it?
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: She I think she showed it to me.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: That's fuck.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And sometimes she'll like she'll DM like comics that
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I'm friends with, and she'll be like, whenever you're back
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: in LA, would love to make dinner for you.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Oh that's crazy.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I had to be like, Mom, you gotta you gotta
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: cut it off.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: But there's a decent amount of people in here whose
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: parents like are like they have active Twitter accounts and
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: you'll like, uh, they're coworkers of ours. But you'll see
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: their parents tweeting, and I think they just realize how
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: easy it is, Like their dumb ass kid has one
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand followers, Like, they might as well get some
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: takes off. They might as well troll a little bit online.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Parents people's pay like multiple parents in here have like
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: we hired someone's mom, No way, Yeah, someone's mom works
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: in here. There's like maybe.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: She's great too, she's awesome. She breaks us. She makes
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: us cocktails on Friday.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: So there's hope for your mom.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, we should hire her, should bring in
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: your mom.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Put her at the reception desk.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: You had the one bit on your on your Instagram
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: talking about how your dad could uh do anything and
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you'll like have the longest leash with your dad, but
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: your mom will like just do the smallest thing. You'll
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: be like, fuck, mom, you're ruining my life. I feel
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: like a lot of women are like that with their
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: mom still, Just you think guys aren't. I don't think dudes,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: because I mean there's a whole mama's boy thing that
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: goes on with dudes and their moms. Yeah what I mean.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: But I think that there's like, uh, I think, and
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: It depends on the relationship your parents have, because I
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: think observing your parents interact with each other really like
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: uh like affects how you view your parents. So I
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: felt like growing up, my dad would talk a lot
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: of shit about my mom, and so then I kind
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: of had this like broie like dad attitude or I'm like,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: yeah she is a bit like I'm just like such
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: a misogynist. I grew up with my dad I'm like, yeah,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: women are objects. My dad, Like, my parents got divorced
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: when I was like five, and I my dad had
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: like for the most part, I went back and forth,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: but mostly I had like primary custody, so I spent
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: a lot of time with him, and it was like
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I was just his bro. I'd just be like having
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: lunch or something after.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Cracking a beer.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Hot girl would walk by, and he'd like turn.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: His nack.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Just like that's funny, hilarious, is it? Did you from
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: the rip in comedy start talking about like your family
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: dynamics and stuff like that, or like your parents need
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: divorced or were you like I gotta start talking about
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: this shit.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: No, No, I'm only like recently trying to talk more
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: about my family and stuff because I think when I
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: first started, it was at the time in my life
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: when I was crashing my cars for Australian Dick. So
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: a lot of my stuff in the beginning was just
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: more like sexual and it still is, but it's definitely
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: like becoming a little bit more intertwined with like other things.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Get to the root of it, nobody funnier than someone
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: whose parents are divorced. Though it makes it, it makes people
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: way funnier. I think having parents that are split up
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: or at least like hate each other.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you just like get such a different perspective. Well,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: it's also, yeah, I don't know, there's so many especially
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: comedy clubs, so many people go on dates there, and
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: so having parents who are divorced. Like I look at
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: all these couples at the comedy show and in my head,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're only going here because you guys can't
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: talk to each other.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, you guys are so sick of it.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Relationship is so messed up. I'm like, you guys are
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: breaking up soon, like this's a last ditch effort to
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: bring like joy.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're enjoying this show together like it's a rap
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: for you too.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: It does make sense though, because it's like you go
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: to economy show together or then don't talk shother for
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: like two hours, and then they like have something to
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: talk about afterwards. Yeah, yeah, you.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Think that's why people do that though.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: No, sure, there's plenty of happy people who like like
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: a comic or like just like going to comedy shows,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: but I think it does also just like I don't know,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I think you see so much more like dark shit
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: at a young age. If your parents get divorced, you
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: like see a lot of adult stuff that you normally wouldn't,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: so you start looking at things from like a much
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: older perspective maybe.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Or like, if you have a happy family your entire life,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: you have no need for like ever to have escapism
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: or even a good imagination. You just like live in
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: the present. You just live in a moment. It's just like, oh, Mom,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: love each other, Dad, love each other. I don't care
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: about Cinderella or some Disney story. I'm already living in it. Yeah,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: it's some bullshit. I do find my parents have never
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: hugged each other. Are your parents still together in the
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: eyes of the church.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: See that always fucks me up way more. That makes it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: That makes me so uncomfortable for you their parents are
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: together but miserable, Like who are you doing this for?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: I think a lot of people do it. There's always
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: like people that are like I have like friends with
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: their parents who are like as soon as he as
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: soon as this kid gets out of you're we're done.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: And it's like why, like you're not helping him, Like.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: The kid is definitely silently rooting for it. Yeah, I know,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: go fuck someone.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to do a joke right now about
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: how like when you're young and your parents get divorced,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: there's that thing where you're like, it's my fault, you know,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm I'm the problem. I'm too much. My
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: parents can't be together because like the kids have ruined
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: their life. And now that I'm older, I realize I'm like, oh,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: if your parents are still together, it's definitely.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Your fault, like you have like a drug.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Addiction or there's some reason why they feel they have
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: to stay together. Yeah, I know my parents have. Divorce
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: has nothing to do with me or my sisters, Like
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: we're perfect divorce because like they're fucked up.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: But you see a kid addicted to create them and
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: their parents are like trying to figure out like a
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: way to send them to Malibu for rehab or something
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: like that. They're like pooling resources.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Probably puts them, pulls them closer together, it probably helps
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: their relationship.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: The tag of that joke is essentially like divorce is expensive,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: but so is sending your kid to rehab. Like you
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: have to make a choice. We can't do both.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: It really is a fact. Yeah, you might as well
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: it is crazy. Yeah, the happiest families have the most
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: fucked up kids or like people who like spoil their kids.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Like I was at a wedding this past weekend and
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: there was a kid who, uh who, Like last time
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I saw them, they were like they were they were
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: way skinnier. But then like their memories I have of
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: them is like being a kid and they're like drinking
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: a two liter of mountain dew or whatever. Like their
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: parents are just complete indulging them all the way, like
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: giving them so much love, or like anytime they want
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: a toy, like they get the toy or whatever. In practice,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: it sounds like good parenting, like you want to want
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: your kid to have things, but then the kids just
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: wind up like going through it and being like overweight
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: and like like like you know, not loving their life.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: It's you have to hate your kids a little bit.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: A little bit you have to be as somewhat neglectful
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: just so the kid can figure.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Shit out fend for themselves.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I was the third. I have two older sisters, so
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: by the time I was around, it was also like
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: seven and five years after my sisters, and so by
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: that point my parents had like given up pretty much.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: They were like, you're a gift from God.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Oh you're the youngest. Yeah, yeah, the youngest gets I
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: mean I got two younger sisters and they don't like I.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: I my my my parents used to like make me
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: do all kinds of crazy shit, and my little sisters
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: it's just like go on, TikTok, scroll TikTok, go to school,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Like school is the worst thing that they've ever had
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: to do by a mile. It's nuts. Like, but like
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: watching my parents like just not give a fuck about
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: what my younger sisters do is insane.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, my dad, I mean I would just like
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I would like walk home from school or like take
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: the city bus and just like make my own lunches
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: because my dad was out, and like, you know, I
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: just felt like, I'm glad. I'm honestly so glad that
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: my parents weren't like that great at parenting me, because
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I felt.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Like such a bless lot more, it's such a blessing.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: If they were putting their all into it, like that
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: would be bad. You know, like if they gave their
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: best effort.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: A politician, maybe you would have finished off that political science.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: They would have let you where were you going? To school.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Where'd you I was.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Going to a shitty school in North County San Diego
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: called cal State San Marcos. It was like it was
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: a bad like it wasn't it wasn't for smart people.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: There was a girl there who's like at a point
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: zero five GPA, and I got in. I was like, Oh,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: that's good. They were like service dogs on campus and
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I think they're students.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: They got it like right, a service dogs.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I remember, in like one of my first English classes
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: at that college, the teacher was like, so, do you
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: guys know what chronological order is? And I was like, oh,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: we're starting from here. We're doing chronological order. And I
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: was like that's it. I'm done.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: How did you pick that school though, like live in
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: San Diego or you were close there.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I was living in Long Beach and I didn't do
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: well in school, so my options were already limited. So
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I applied there because I knew it was easier. And
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: then I applied to like San Francisco State University and
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: I got into San Marcos and that was pretty much it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: And then I made the decision to go there, and
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: then I found out that I also got into San
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Francisco State. But I was like whatever, I'm going to
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: San Diego. I knew I wasn't going to last and
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: it was like two hours away from home, so I
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: could like it was an easy transition.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, straightforward, that's pretty easy.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: You ever failing classes in high school? Oh?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Really? What was GPA?
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I don't remember, probably like well, I.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Want to say, if it's lower than mine, I was.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: I was bad A students.
• 44:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know, you're a bad at student. That
• 44:07
  Speaker 11: was bad. That was just I remember, like my entire
• 44:11
  Speaker 11: childhood was just do your homework. That was a constant
• 44:13
  Speaker 11: conversation and I was just like yeah, okay, and I
• 44:16
  Speaker 11: just never did it.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Did you get like diagnosed with add Oh yeah?
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: Fifth grade?
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Fifth grade?
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it wasn't even I don't even think, like
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: I think I have a d D. But like I
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: think people make ady D way more serious than it is.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: I was just like lazy. I just didn't want to do.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Also, homework is bullshit, like nobody wants to do it
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: was in fifth.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Grade and everyone was like acting like I had some
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: sort of like mental disorder because I didn't want to
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: do my homework. Video games.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: The people who wanted to do their homework.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Are losers facts?
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Why did you get it? You have a d D.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, well, I don't. I don't do anything
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: for it. Now I might need to, but.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: No, it makes you less funny. Those drugs they destroy
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: your everything. I've taken everything, really vance, there's one more.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: I've taken all of them. They were like running experiments
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: on me. It was crazy. I remember when I took
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Vivance for the first time. I was in fifth grade
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: and I literally just had to lay on the couch
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: like in the dark the entire day because I it
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: fucked me up so bad, Like I'm like, my head
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: was like pounding, and I like, uh, it's that those
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: drugs are so bad.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And my doctor was like like upping my Yeah,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: like non, that's what they did to me.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: And then my mom brought me to the doctor and
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: they were like, he's like not a human anymore.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: They were like no, they were like, he has no
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: personality and we're probably gonna have to put him on
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: some anti depressants.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Oh good.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Now, when my mom was like, all right, you're not
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: taking this stuff anymore.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I had like what a teachers I'd come
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: into my classroom and he you know when they like
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: have its student observer teacher whatever.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: No, you got to pick that hair. I'm going to
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: stay here forever. These rooms don't get clean a biodegrade
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: in here.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: There was a like student observer teacher, teachers aid or
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: whatever in the class, and the whole time he was
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: observing our class. I think it was there for a week.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: He's in our class, and the whole time I just
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: keep going up to him being like, do you want
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: to see me dance? Do you want to see me?
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Saying like shows for him during the class. This was
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: in I think like eighth grade.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's not that bad. But too old, too old
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: for sure, but it's not that bad. I thought your
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: guy's like senior year of high school or something.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I was just like, watch me, watch me.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: So I'm keeping him entertained. I'm entertaining myself. And then
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: at the end of the week, I get called into
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: the office. Yeah, and I get there and my mom
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: and dad are there, my teacher's there, That teachers eight
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: is there, and they're like, so we think your daughter
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: has a d D. Yeah, yeah, And I was like,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: or you guys can observe my parents and tell them
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: to give me more attention. So I don't put on
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: performances for a strange man.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: But I don't desperately need attention. Yeah, I can't imagine
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: what school was like from like the fifties to like
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: the late eighties before everybody will.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Just beat your ass. If you were doing that, it
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: would be the fuck out of you. I think that's
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: when ABD like the whole class.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: That's when the medication like popped off, when they couldn't
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: whip ass anymore. Like if they can't beat the shit
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: out either like we're gonna sedate them one way or another.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: You should not get that stuff like prescribed if like
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: that that at that young of an age, if you
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: get to an age where we're like, okay, I'm old
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: enough to know what this is gonna do and take
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: it sure, So we.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Can't whip ass and we can't sedate the babies, so
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: what it doesn't.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Even sedate you. It literally just like kills you like
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: you're not a human anymore and doesn't even help. I
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: was just like, now I'm just gonna scare at this
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: fucking crack in the wall for eight hours straight.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I felt like it helped me a little bit. Really, Yeah,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I felt more focused. But then at a certain point
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: when the dustage got real. Oh yeah, I was just
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: like I was like very focused on plans the way
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: that I wanted things done, and I'd get so angry.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: I was furious twenty four hours.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, constantly, my GPA skyrocketed and I lost a ton
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: of weight. It was incredible, dude. I slimmed down and
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: my raids got way better.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: It's underweight in eighth grade. And then I gained like
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: forty pounds and they were like, yeah, you and you're
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: like gaining weight too fast. And I was like, yeah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: maybe it had to do with I was like one
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: hundred pounds in eighth grade. Maybe that has something to
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: do with it. But yeah, that shit's not good.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: It also does make you less funny.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it definitely like makes me very serious.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, you lose your whole sense of humor.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like I lost a little bit of
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: my brain.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Chemistrge Oh yeah oh yeah big time.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah damn, how are you going to rebuild it back up?
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Anytime I bomb? I'm like, it's from the vibe.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Not my fault.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Dad, I mean, mom, yeah, that shit sucks. Yeah, they
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: We've talked about it before, but like I'm seeing it
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: more and more where people act like add is like
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: oh they're so young now yeah, but like people on
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Twitter and stuff act like it's like I say, they
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: act like they have down syndrome, like they wanted to
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: be treated like it's like this crippling dishorder that they have.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: It's like, dude, like you you don't pay attention well
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: in class?
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my my aunt.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: It was a whole tweet. There's a whole thread and
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: there was like it was like go e see on
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: us ADHD people, it's like sometimes we ask questions twice.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: We can't help it. It's like, dude, like you're a
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: normal person, Like stop trying to have something wrong with
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: you so bad?
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: People do want to be like put in category now.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: It's insane.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'll be honest, it was pretty boring being
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: like a pretty straight woman.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I'm like I want I.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Want a little bit of a rough and tumble.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a little thing, just a thing to have. But
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: it's like one hundred for one hundred on diagnosis with
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: diagnoses with ADHD, Like if you go in and ask
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: for one. They're going to give you one. Yeah, it's guaranteed.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: They've never had someone go in and been like, now
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: you're you don't have it. Yeah, dude. The test that
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: they make you have to the test, it's like, how
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: would someone pass that. They're like, all right, listen to
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: this audio for two hours straight. Every time you hear
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: a beep, press this button, and then it's like, if
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: you like, stop paying attention to the beep seventy minutes say,
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: and they're like, yeah, dude, you're fucked. Yeah, your brand's
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: fucked up.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: They like, read me a list of like seventy five
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: random words and they're like, all right, tell us the
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: words back.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like O you to group them differently?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What the Yeah, I'm an idiot as it.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: I like bad, Like hey, I like couldn't like use
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: a pencil the right way when I was younger, and
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: they were like that's a symptom.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean that's what TikTok is. Now.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: I'm diagnosing myself with new things every week.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: It's fucked.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: We need a new one though, because it's ADHD is
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: like taking over and everybody has. It doesn't feel special anymore,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Like I want a new thing.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Last time I saw my aunt, she was like,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: you know us neurodivergent people, Like you're saying that it's
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: my aunt's age.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: But nobody's neurotypical. Dude, I don't know a single person
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: that becauses. If you have ADHD, that's neurodivergent.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: That's what you're saying.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: That's like, who, so who is neurotypical? If everybody has ADHD?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I have nothing wrong with me. Actually I went back
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: to the doctor and they said that I'm actually perfect.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: That's actually the new having everything. Yeah, just being just
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: having nothing.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: They should just stop diagnosing it until you're like at
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: least like fifteen or sixteen.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: You think, well, people can get it at any time,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: though they'll give that shit way. As an adult, I.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Hear nothing about it. I feel like everybody has it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody, everybody When it's just like how bad do you
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: want the drugs? Yeah, and they'll give them to you
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: no matter how bad you want them. If you want
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: them just a little bit, you can get the drugs
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: like you could have never had it in school and
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: just like hate your job and just like all right,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: you can grind through your job with it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Well, so now like our world is the society. We
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: go off to society and everything is made to be
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: like happening all at once. So it's like, yeah, obviously
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: everyone's going to be like a little bit adhd we
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: have nothing, Like we need to go back to factory jobs.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: We need to just be sitting stationary, putting one thing
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: on a factory line and then going home.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Those are the happiest people.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, farmers, it is like they that's like what it
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: should be. We got to go back and do be
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: like like yeah, just like stand here and fucking move this.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Dude, I need a physical job. My like my, I
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: think I'm like losing circulation to the rest of my
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: body because all I do is fucking sit around. I
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: got cold. It's like a fucking octogenarian. I'm like, I'm
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: my death bet octogenarian, like an eighty year old.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: He's always throwing around big words.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: That was a wild one.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: I like to drop one in every episode.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean nothing by it.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: See if anyone else can pick up on what it means.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Octough yeah yeah, yeah, see eighty years old.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: That's using just like I feel like I'm eighty.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm fucking eighty years old.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what kind of women do you like? Octogenarian?
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: It sounds like a good job.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like a shirt on Venice Beach. That's like,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not an octogenarian, but I'll take a lot.
• 52:39
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  Speaker 5: Your order, so you out JFL this year, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was so fun Yeah, I got a question,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck is that?
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: I know? It's so funny. Like in the common people
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: will be like like when I go on stage, are like,
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: what credits do you want? Should I say JFL? I'm like,
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: no one knows what. No one outside of comedy knows
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: what JFEL is. It's just for laughs. It's a comedy
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: festival in Montreal. It's been happening for maybe like forty
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: years or something, and it's like prestigious. It's like where
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: a lot of comics got their big break.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, it's a big deal.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm doing bars. Yeah, it doesn't really like
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: it used to be like, oh this is where fucking
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Seinfeld or like they'll there's crazy stories from it. It's
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: it's still is a big deal now, but it's not
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: as like instant success overnight. But it's really cool. They
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: have this new Faces showcase where it's like.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like the big thing to get Yeah JFL.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: It's like the hot new comics on the scene. So
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I got to do that. It was super fun.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: So you already did it.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was recently. It's like a month.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Ago, a month or two ago. Yeah, holy shit to Montreal,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: which is like.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Are people mean in Montreal or what?
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: It's like French French Canadian, French Canadian, French Canada.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: So are they nice or they mean they're cool? Yeah?
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I had a good time.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I had a bad time with a with a guy
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: at the UH passport control there who had he had
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: three fingers on his one hand though, so I was like,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: he's just being mean because he has three fingers. I
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: didn't hold it against him. I just figured I saw
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: that guy, do you know what I'm talking about.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: I feel like I saw that guy.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: He told me to go get a new passport. He
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: was like, this is too disheveled, Like I want you
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: to go to go straight to the capitol. But I
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: was flying to Toronto and it wasn't. But I just
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: figured he was mean because.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: There was that a point or was that a palm
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: that you just.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: He kind of gave me. But it was like it
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: looked like all three. Yeah, it was all three.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: He was get fisted by that guy.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's an easy.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Famus booming on.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you me and my boy Marcelo out there.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mate, David yeah, yeah, yeah, Marcelo's great. Yeah, I
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: saw him last night. Marcel's cool and Marcel was there.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: A lot of New York it was we're in New York.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Heavy, Oh yeah, big time.
• 55:51
  Speaker 10: Damn.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Good thing?
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 55:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: And many people not from America. There any non Americans?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, not on the not on the new face.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: You know they have like their own it's like across
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: the world something like that. Yeah, international, they have an
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: international showcase.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Wasn't that British dude? Who's the British dude? That really
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: famous guy.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: James As He was there right? Oh my god, I
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: was you love him? I love him. I was stocking
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: him really because I like never get the chance to
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: see him perform, and so he was doing a bunch
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: of shows there. So I literally, like right after my
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: first showcase, which is like the big showcase, like a
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: lot of people like stick around and watch all the
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: other comics. But I was like fuck that. I once
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: after right after my set, I left, I got some
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: nasty poutine. I just saw the first available poutine and
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: it was disgusting. There was like the guys working there
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: weren't wearing gloves. They're just like dipping their fans into everything.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: It was foul.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: Damn God, damn.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Poutine is a little bit better in theory than in practice.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Like using poutine's delicious and then you have it's just like.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I had just go fries the other night at a
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: diner here, which is essentially like poutine. Jeez, it was
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: so disgusting. But I love ship like that, like I
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: love like nasty, just like warm slop style.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've had poutine once and it was
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: in Boston and it was fucking awesome.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: It was good.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: It was great. So happy for you, brother, pid flex
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: on you.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: You gotta try the poutine out there. I got a question.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Do you know Ryan Seacrest?
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know IMDb daddy.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I read your ion DV. I was like, damn, Ryan
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Seacrest is like a famous person who actually feels famous
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's like mega.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Famous, he's super famous.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah he No, I don't. I don't like know him anymore,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: but yeah it did work for him. Yeah, we had
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: had a huge falling out. It sucks or beefing, Yeah, Ryan,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: huge beef.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: But settle it now or we could fucking we're going
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: to bring him in.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I just switched Ryan. Do you remember me?
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: What did you do with Ryan? Secret?
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: I used to work for him. I was an employee
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: of Seacrest Media. I was on his radio show Kiss
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: FM for like four years when I was in third grade.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Until about like six or seventh grade, I made prank
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: phone calls on Kiss FM really yeah, which is essentially
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: like Z one hundred the West Coast and Yeah. I
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: just had this wild, high pitch of voice, and I
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: would make these prank phone calls and it was like
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: locally it was like a big deal. Like I really
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: fifth grade and people would be like, how's Ryan? Like
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: I had like fake friends in school. I was only
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: your friend so I could go to the Shark Tales premiere.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: Damn, that's nuts. So you're doing that in third grade,
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: you said, until like sixth grade you get that gig.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: I just I randomly called in, Like you know how
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: you can call request a song or something. I just
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: one day I called in. I wanted to like say
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: something on the radio once again. Parents aren't home. I'm
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: just looking to pay attention to me. So I call in,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I get through, and I'm asking for Britney Spears. Tickets
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: and they're like, can you sing a song? So I
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: sing Toxic. I'm like the taste. And then after I
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: sing this song, they're like, oh, we don't have we
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: don't have Britney Spears tickets, but we have American Idol tickets.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, only go if they're vi P and
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: they're like, who is this grid? They're like, where are
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: your parents? I'm like, I don't know, seven in the morning,
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: and then they ended up like they were like we
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: have anic morning show seven in the morning.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Like you just opened your eyes, I'm gonna call into this.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: I was getting ready for school and my dad was
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: taking my sister to school and my other sister was home,
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: and so I was like, let's call. And then the
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: producer was like, we have an idea. If it works great,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: if not, whatever, come to the studio this week. Have
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: your dad called me and we'll see if it works.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Until we made these prank phone calls, they put them
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: out and ended up like being a success, and so
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: did it for like four years.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: Damn like a child star.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: I was all. I was, yeah, but it's one of
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: those things where like I wasn't like I was locally famous, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: it was like a big deal locally, but like no
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: one else that's crazy.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: They don't even know that I'm on Ryan's Secret in
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: the Corner.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, no one here knows to be a
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: child star.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: On the radio. A radio star is hilarious too. It's
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: just like such a non modern way to be a star.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I mean this was the time for it.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: There was like iPod shuffles just came out, you know,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: but cars didn't have ox chords really yet.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, And it was like, uh, serious was just starting.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: So and I know that you could get like, uh,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: what was the name of the station.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Clear channel? It was one or two points having kiss
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: at them.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like you could get kiss at them, like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: if you're in New York, if you had a serious
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: and like that, I feel like.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: You still might be able to win a serious start.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I think around then. Yeah, I don't know. I don't
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: know how old you are. So I don't know.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: How old are you.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: I just turned twenty seven.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Congratulations is a good year to die.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: I know, I just went to the Also, I didn't know,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: do you know you know Basqt the painter, Oh yeah, big, big.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: We're big very we love Baskett.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a friend of the pod big yeah, big time.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: He's coming on after this.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: I went to his Yeah, there's like an exhibit that
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I went to. Also, I didn't know his name was
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Jean Michel. I thought it was like John Michael. Now
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: John Michael. He died when he was twenty seven too.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Yep, he's dead.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: He's dead.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: He's dead.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: What died eighty eight? I read his whole.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Look, we were just kicking it recently.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: If you have any other Baskett questions, do you have him?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Who was he hanging out with?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: He was hanging out with Warhol Warhol. That really, that's
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: what sent him into a spiral when Warhol died. Really,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: but he was also kind of catching some flak for
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: hanging out with Warhol so much that he was starting
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: to be called like warhol sidekick.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: People say they fucked. Do you think they did?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: There's like winning or there's like TikTok rabbit holes where
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: you can go down or the algorithm will just start
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: feeding you New York tours where they go to like
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Baskeiacht's old house and ship like that. Yeah, it's like
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: this is the little. Have you been on it or
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you read it?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: I read the whole Wikipedia.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: He's half Haitian, half something else. His mom got put
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: in and out of mental facilities and that's when he
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: really kind of lost control and he was like running
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: away from home, dropped out of school.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: He was good at drawing crowns and dinosaurs.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he painted his works like hundreds at a time.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Let's go, bro, did you read his You read it too?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: I got a coffee book of his, a big then.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: I was it the was it big exhibit and a
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: lot of his stuff. It'll have like you know, he'll
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: write something because it was a mix of like poetry
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: and or and he would put like quotes around it
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: and then put like a little cea circle thing, the
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: trademark thing. And I'm like, did Virgil a blow? Did
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: he like ignore? Like was that like a nod? Did
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: he ever acknowledge it?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: You're bringing up somebody's also introversial topics? Yeah, they're Virgil.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: But I just don't know enough about Virgil to know
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: if he was like, oh, yeah, this was inspired by
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Baskee out or if he was like this is totally mine.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I honestly didn't know anything about.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: You got to get those guys on the pod.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got to get Virgil.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: So we can link up with Basket and Virgil.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: You guys should have a have a medium on the pod.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we should.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: We got two mediums.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: We just need a mediums yeo mediums, you just need
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: one medium. Yeah.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: I had a medium on my podcast, my friend Monterey
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: and like the City Money, and she's the second medium
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: to tell me. She was like, you were molested as
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: a child, And I like, this information isn't helpful. I
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: don't know who did it.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: To walk around.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: I called my mom. I'm like, Mom, was I molested
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: as a child? And she was like, yeah, we did
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: have some weird babysitters. I'm like, okay, yeah, I guess.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: So we'll stray away from the medium then yeah.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not trying to find out.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: I got a lot knowing.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: I know it's so unhelpful.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they also could just bullshit.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: I know That's what I'm saying. I'm like, just because
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: I have sad eyes doesn't mean.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: That's a bold one though. They go for like dead grandma,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Or they'll be like you're going to meet a tall
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: guy with brown hair. It's like, dude, yeah, that's most dudes. Yeah,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: most human of men at least.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, if they were like, you're going to
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: meet a guy that's like, it's a he's alive at
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: how fat he is, then that would be most of barstool.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: He's twenty four and morbidly obese. It's our calling carb.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: What do you know about barstool?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you know about the stool?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's here's what I know about barstool. Call her Daddy.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Used to be here, big drama, used to say.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: Right here fels like just yesterday.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: You feel that they're ghosts in here, right in this
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: rooms where they came up with the gluck luck.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, I remember that like it was yesterday.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: The whole office was.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: I just love a place that has drama.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: We have it all the time, So that's fine.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: Pretty easy to not get involved in drama, Yeah, got
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: me even Like I don't think any of us have
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: ever been involved in any but some people it's like
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: every day there's something new.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Some people really love.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: Drama, so people thrive on it.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: I think it's people who have like somewhat boring lives.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, probably.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: And now I have drama with those people.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah taking shots, you're taking shots at virtual I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: want that on the record.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Or Virgil food.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Testing, right, yeah, my boyfriend watches those videos on the.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Toilet food tests.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the food tests. And then Dave Portnoy loves eating pizza.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, so what's the food testing?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: What was the one in the office where there's like
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: a weird food there's a guy.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: Who oh Lower in the bar?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like gonna be one of Barslo's biggest shows
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: outside of like, I.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Want to try it? Are they doing it today? I
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: want to try a weird ass food?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: They probably are.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: Everyone I talk is always like that. Like everyone's always like, oh,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: I don't watch Barsol, but I do watch Lower in
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: the Bar all the time.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like there's a lot that you wouldn't eat?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Would you do well on a show like that or
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: are you going to be like throwing up and it'll
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: be funny?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: In my head, I think I'm like really adventurous and
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: like Yolo vibes, you know, like in my head, I'm
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: just like this wild person. But I think maybe an
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: actuality i'd be like I'm scared. Yeah, I don't like
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: the texture.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's what it is.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Though.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: It's a lot of like really gross.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: But then also there's a part of me that's like, oh,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: it's being filmed and mama loves attentions.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: Roan hosted tell her about most Dangerous.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: It was a game. It was a game show that
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: I hosted that he was doing where you had to
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: do like nasty stuff.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: I had to eat a scorpion for attention, for attention.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah see I you know those like scorpion lollipops
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: like the drive all.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: Along with there's a bug inside of it.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, ye yeah I got one of those, and
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: I was too scared to eat thatch.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: Is that really? I always though those are fake.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I think they're fake, but even the thought of it.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: They are fake, I thought they're real for sure.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: Oh they are. That's amazing. I remember seeing those as
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: a kid and like, oh, that has to be fake. Yeah,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: why would you anyone want? Why would you buy that?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: Shut the candy shop? Like, you know, what make this
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: lollipop better? If there was a dead bug inside of it,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: that would make this be really good.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: It's trying to turn people out to start eating the bugs.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, eat the bugs.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I get I don't know. It's like
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: one of those things when you're a kid and you're
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: like swimming and you're like there's a shark in the
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: pool and it's like, obviously that's never gonna happen, but
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: your imagination is so old.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: I still get that.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in my head, eating the dead scorpion, I'm like,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: my saliva will bring it back to life.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, living inside of me.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Like all logic goes out the door. I'm like, this
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: is my reality now.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: That would be sweet as fuck to have a scorpion
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: living inside of you, just like in your tummy would
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: be interesting.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: I when I ate the scorpion, it wasn't bad because
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: it was like dead as fuck. It was just like
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: crunchies and he had like a fevorless potato chip. But
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: then I tried, they tried to make me get a
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: water bug, which was like similar size to the scorpion,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: but way more dense.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Hell.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: I took like a little tiny bite and I was like, no,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: it was so it was foul. Did you did you
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: ever fuck with that?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I'll take a tiny bite of something and I'll eat
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: it without a problem. But I'm not trying to eat
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: all of something now finishing something.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: That was when it got to the problem with the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: scorpion was when I was like wrapping up and I
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: was like, dude, this is in my body right now.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: And when I like went for the torso even though
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: it's still was like very small but oh so gross. Yeah, bad,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: I don't eat scorpions.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Is also what I know about barstool. I don't know
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: if I'm allowed to say this. Dave has a sex
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: tape that's out several multiple have you guys watched.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Of course I watched the first one, but I didn't
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I stop watching after the first one.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: We have like a viewing party every time one drops
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: at the office.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: It's so wild in my head, right out of a theater.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be really interesting to like watch a
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: couple have.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: Sex like in person.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Is that just me?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Or are you talking about pornography?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I would enjoy it, but just
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: for like, uh, I don't know what the word is,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: anthropologic purposes. I would just be curious to observe how
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: that goes down. But then watching that video, I was
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: like maybe I don't. Maybe it's too much because in
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: my head people are having boring sex. And then I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: saw that and I'm like, I didn't even.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Know that was on the y. I've never seen a
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: menu where that's off for How did they come across
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: your desk?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: My boyfriend, I think, Uh, my boyfriend works at a
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: podcast studio, and Dave was doing a podcast with someone
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: at the studio he works at, and then they were talking.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I guess somehow it came up that he has sex types.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: So we watched it together.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what studio is that?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Is that Melrose podcast in l A.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Interesting, We'll have to check that out.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: The studio here.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: You got to check out his podcast studio. Do you
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: think that it'd be harder to work for a boss
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: where you've become so intimately familiar with them with their
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: sex life.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: No, because I'm so used to comics and comics are weird.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they all have I don't know, if gross
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: shit going on and they like talk about it or
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: they I feel like some comics probably do weirder ships,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: so they could be like, so I was doing this
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: fucked up ship the other day. It's like, dude, you
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: did that ship on purpose, Like you're not like fucking twisted,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: you're just looking for material.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called committing to the bitt.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: It is that why you shaved your head this year now?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Just committing to the bit.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: You shaved your head.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I think that was a couple months before Moontower.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I still was buzzed up then,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: I don't. I think it grew back, but I shaved it.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: When a guy shaves his head like that was someone
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: who's known for not having a shaved head to people go,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: did you go crazy?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah? That's what everyone.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Everyone assumed he went.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: Everyone assumed I went crazy, which I might have a
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: little bit, but I don't think I fully did. I
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: had wanted to shave my head since I was for
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: four years now. I remember the first time I was
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: going to do it. I was fully going crazy, though,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: and then my roommate at the time was like no
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: or no. He was like actually super like into it.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: He's like all right, bro, but a few shave it,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: I'm doing it. And then I was like, never mind,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: I'm not doing this. Yeah yeah yeah, but uh he.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Was just going to steal your attention.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what it is. I mean, I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: just wanted I do that.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: People will think we both went crazy. Yes, like someone
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: wearing the same shirt as you.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, I uh it was I got to
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: nied a raise, which is why everyone thought. That's everyone
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: thought I did it. Oh that's so funny, But it wasn't.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: I ended up getting to denied a raise, and then
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: I got COVID.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: How'd you get? What does that mean? Getting denied?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: I asked for a raise, I didn't get it.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant Oh my god, I heard
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: you wrong. I thought you meant you got denied at raise.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: The bar that like Nicholas Brawn goes oh, like he tried.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: To get in and they're like, no, man, no no.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's such a saturath. Go to the bar.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: I asked for a rays here and I got denied.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: And then it became like a big public thing and
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: I was getting like publicly shamed. And then I got
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: COVID like the next day, and then I shaved my head.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was tough. He saw a Dave sex tape
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: and he was like, I don't fucking respect this man
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: and tried to march himTo his office and ask for
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: a raise.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: It actually wasn't like that at all. He actually like
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: gas led me into thinking what I was asking for
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: was a fine amount. And then Dave was like, that
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: was the most delusional offer I've ever been asked in
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: twenty years.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: He's like, I've been doing this for twenty years. Never
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: in my life has there been an offer.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: He just said it was the crazy things.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so have you gotten to raised yet?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: I have not.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Should we talk so to Dave?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you should represent him? Yeah, do you think
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: he could? Yeah?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Are you a good negotiator?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: No, that's what you think. And then you see him
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: and you're like, wow, that's scary.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: That's the guy from the tape.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love your work.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've seen nothing that he does except with a
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: dog collar.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, little Sas needs to raise, and in order
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: to do that, he's like, he's like, I'll do it,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: but you have to say. What does he say in
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: the video? Something like daddy? But it's so aggressive, Like.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, I haven't watched in depth like that. I wasn't
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: watching with the SubTime.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: The transcript the screenplay, Yeah, it went perfectly to script. Yeah,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: it's it's an interesting dynamic, but I don't think it's
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: affected that as much as I don't know, you think
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: it would affect way more to have your boss.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: No, he doesn't get anybody. That's why it's not like
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: a big deal.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: That's why I like, I love. I'm obsessed with Karen Fihan.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah she has an only fan yeah yah, yeah, and
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: I'm so obsessed. I think it's so cool. I subscribed
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: to her only fans for a month. You know, I'm
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: not committing that hard to watch born, but it rocks.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: It's so cool to just be like, yeah, I've had
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: sex and you can watch it. Yeah.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: And she's making like a much money And then she
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: talks about it on stage. Then she said she's like
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: I made like twenty seven thousand dollars, so cool. I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: was like, holy fuck.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Wait, that's not that much for having for having sex
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: on camera.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: She I don't think she's not having sex on camera.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: She's like making sexy videos of just herself. She'll like
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: be at the gym and the sauna and she'll like
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: lower her her like pants on the back so you
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: can see her butt. And it rocks.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: And so you were you just curious when you subscribed
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: orre you just trying to support the arts.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I'm more curious. But then I was like, she does
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: good work.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, that's quite the endorsement.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, But I'm like, that's when I become
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm too awkward. I'm too awkward. I can't
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: do only fans.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: I'm too awkward. A lot of women in here have
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: have Yeah, they're doing it now. I have started doing
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: only fans and they're not. No one's getting naked, really.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: Is getting naked. They're scamming.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah I would.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: They're selling a dream.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it works.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not mad at people for making money outside
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: No, I don't give a fuck, especially living in New York.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I get it. Oh yeah, you have to you have
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: to find something.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, have you? Is that like something that's holding you
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: back from moving to New York? Like the like the
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: fact you have to do only fans, the fact that
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: you have to do only fans. Also, like do you
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: have like a nice apartment in l A.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: I have a decent apartment in l A. Yeah. It's
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: definitely like if I moved here, I would be downgrading.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: Oh big time.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't care. I don't like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I don't need my house to be like a you know,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: palace or anything.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of plants.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not good with the plants.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: They die.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what about with rodents?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: We don't really have stations.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah you will. I know, we got roaded. I wrote it.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: We have a lot of rodents right now. We had
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: a problem over.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: They're so cute. I saw two tiny little baby rats.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: Oh gross, you just want to pick them up? Are
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: you sure they weren't mice?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: They might have been mice.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: Rats are not cute. No one has ever looked at
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: around and like that.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: How big were they?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: They're tiny?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: Really, rats are so gross. Their tails are like this thing.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: I also love, like a possums.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe you would like New York.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe you would.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: My mom when she here her first time here, she
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: kept she was so excited to be in the city,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: and she just kept sending photos of rats in the subway,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: like in the train. She was like, oh my god,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: second day in New York. Look what I saw.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: A rat robbing someone at gunpoint.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: The rats are so gross.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Aggressive ass rat. But I can't I mean you guys
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: have mice and you refuse to do anything about it.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: It makes me think you.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: In your apartment inside living amongst you.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: I was there a couple of days ago, or like
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: a week here or so ago. I was in my
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: room and I watched one come into my room and
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: then leave my room with the door closed.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: What if we just found out you're super racist and
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: it's just that you have like a Jewish they.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 7: Have a.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: One time I had an Uber driver taking me home
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: and I was living in like not a great area,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: and the Uber driver was like, yeah, we got to
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: clean up these streets. And I was like, do you
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: mean like lubber wise?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: And if an Uber driver's racist, they will let you know. Yeah.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: And if an Uber driver is racist, they're an Uber driver.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Across the board. Same with cab drivers. Cab drivers are
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: going to get it off their chest. It doesn't matter
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: where they fall in the pecking order. There's someone where
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: they're like, you can't go to that area. It's all
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: like this type of people.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: I an Uber driver like probably like a year ago,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: but it was in New York and he was telling
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: me that like the day before, like three black kids
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: like threw a brick through his windshield and we're like,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: and I was like, then you said a bunch of
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: racist shit afterwards, and I'm like, dude, like, there's no
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: way you could ever convince me that that just like
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: that just happened. You definitely did. You definitely were doing
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: something so that you shouldn't have been doing. Yeah, And
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: then they ended up throwing the bluff. You probably deserved it, dude.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: When I was in Nashville a couple of weeks ago
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: and I met one of the top ten Uber drivers
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: in the world. They had twenty three thousand trips, they'd
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: been on Uber for nine years, and they had a
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: perfect five star rating. They'd never gotten a single bad,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: fucking a bad rating on all. Just like a minivan.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, it has to be a minivan.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: A minivan is a good experience. Did he have like
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: lights in it?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: It wasn't lights, but it was very It was just
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: like he had a couple options of maybe like hard
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: candy or like a couple bottles of water, And he
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: was just very patient with me. I went and I
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: got some donuts and he just sat in the car
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: while I got donuts. It was it was fantastic.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they really like when uber and stuff first started,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: they really were like here's water, here's candy, and here's gum.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: And now they're like shut the fuck up and jilly asshole.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they will always give you their smelly asshole. Yeah,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: without fail.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: It's still so much better than cabs though, like cabs suck.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: I like cabs, do you think ye? When I'm out here,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: I love a cab.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: They're cheap. They're cheap, which is nice.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: I like us when a cab like takes a corner
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: fast and you just slide the whole way across because
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: there's no partition in the middle. It's just a leather
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: seat just whipping you around like a cocktail shaker back there.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: I took a cab home from the airport yesterday and
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: it was a really shitty cab. It was hot out
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: and there was no air conditioning.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Turn on the air sometimes. I think they liked the heat.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, save us money, right, doesn't it? Like doesn't using
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: the AC like use up gas?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I just drove to North Carolina and back this weekend
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: and the dude driving me was like, yeah, the AC
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: just broke and then.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: Uh we took an ubernd No, no, we drove.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I drove and my friend was driving, oh oh oh wow,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: And he said that the air conditioning wasn't working, and
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: then like with one hour left in the drive, he
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: like put up the windows and like the air conditioning
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: was working. It was like, dude, this entire time we
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: were fucking screaming at each other with the window down,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: and the air conditioning actually did work. He's like, yeah,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't work that well. I was like, what
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: the fuck? We're yelling at each other, like putting up
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: the windows to talk on the phone, sweating, and just
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: like finally he put it up. He's like, yeah, I'm
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: out of free Once. We could have been comfortable and
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: conversing like normal people.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: So just stop and pick up free On.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I know, I don't even know what Freon was, so
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: we had me on that one. It's like, can you
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: just get free On?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: Like I can't get that anywhere. I just use that
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: in my car, right, you just spray the engine with
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: it or something. You spray it like it's just like.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: A liquid ye port into whatever hole.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: And damn, are you an octagenarian? How do you know that?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: I'm good I'm good pals with my with my mechanic
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: Socco Socco.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: So we got to bring your car into Socco.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: How do you know what what Socco tell you?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Socco tells me that I look beautiful. Confidence. Really, you're
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: the most beautiful woman.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: How's your Why damn do you have to get your
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: I guess living in l A, you're gonna have to
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: get your car service the decent amount of more than
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: we do. We don't fucking have cars.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: You don't have cars.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta go every five thousand miles, get the
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: oil changed.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: My problem is I would just get fucking duped by
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: a Saco type character in my life. I just don't
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: know enough. I just don't know enough about fucking cars,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: or that's what I know about it cars.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: When Soco starts working, I go show me and I
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: stand up.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: That's smart And he.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Has one of those like hot babe photos of like
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: a girl with a car.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: And to me, he just loves you.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: I respect that. That's a manly ased thing to do.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: How long are we in over twenty twenty? All right,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: we'll wrap it up. Do you have anything you want
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: to plug? Plug? Plug away? Put some plugs in.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, we got a money spending crowd.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: You telling them to spend money on some ship, They'll
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: fucking throw money around.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: I got a few hats left. It's some limited edition merch.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not remaking it. I have some sick hats on
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: my website, Ali mccofsky dot com. If you want to
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: come to a show, tickets are at Ali mccofsky dot com.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: If you want to see my instagram, you can go
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: to It's at not Ali Mac and I used to
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: have a podcast called Resting Bitch. It's being revamped. We're
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: doing something new. But if you want to see the
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: old episodes, I got some heat on there, some good
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: ship on there.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Go buy a hat, drop some heat.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, go see Ali mkofsky live in action. Hell yeah,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: all right, thank you guys. We'll see you guys next week.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Thank you, thanks for having me.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: Appreciate you. Oh picture