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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 26th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Here we are. Brand new week. It is Monday. It
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  Speaker 4: is October the 26th, 2026. My name is Woody. That
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  Speaker 4: is Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Woody.
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  Speaker 4: We got Menace.
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Gina Grant.
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  Speaker 8: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Seabass is right there. We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 8: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff G. Hello to you, Jeff G. Turn your microphone on.
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  Speaker 9: There we go.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see. We got Bort. We got Benji. Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 4: She's our associate producer. We got Vaughn, our video producer.
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  Speaker 4: Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text
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  Speaker 4: over to 22987. Birthday's Porno Birthday coming up here in
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  Speaker 4: just a minute today. October 26th is National Pumpkin Day. Okay, sweet.
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  Speaker 4: Get one quick. Shout out to pumpkins. Shout out to pumpkins. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: Tay's National Chicken Fried Steak Day.
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  Speaker 10: God, when's the last time you had that?
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  Speaker 4: That's like a forgotten dish.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, literally since I was a little kid. It's very southern.
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  Speaker 11: Even when I was growing up, it wasn't around everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I remember it was a hungry man dinner,
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  Speaker 4: wasn't it? Yeah. And folks don't know.
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  Speaker 5: That was Salisbury steak, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally Salisbury steak.
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  Speaker 11: As the name implies, you take a piece of steak,
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  Speaker 11: a very bad piece, bread it and fry it like chicken.
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  Speaker 4: Hammer it and flatten it. You have to beat it
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  Speaker 4: to death because it's going to be tough.
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  Speaker 10: Did you call it chicken fried or country fried?
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  Speaker 4: Chicken fried steak. Yeah, both are. Chicken fried. Same thing though, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: See, chicken fry, steak. Where is it even on the
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  Speaker 4: menu anywhere? Cracker Barrel. Probably.
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  Speaker 5: That's the last time I had it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Banquet still makes it. Banquet still makes it. Marie Callender's
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  Speaker 4: makes it. Yes, there is a hungry man. It's also
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  Speaker 4: on Denny's.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, I can see that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have it at diners once in a blue moon.
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  Speaker 4: There's a banquet mega bowl that's got it in there, too.
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  Speaker 4: It's just so tough compared to just fried chicken. It's
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  Speaker 4: so worth it. Yeah, the white gravy. Hell yeah, it's
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  Speaker 4: so good. We'll go to Denny's. It is National Financial
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  Speaker 4: Crime Fighter Day. Sweet. National Micro Needling Day. Lay it
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  Speaker 4: on me. But that's the eyebrows? Oh, no, that's threading.
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  Speaker 10: No, microneedling is these tiny little needles and you stick
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  Speaker 10: them all over your face.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they also have rollers.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, to stimulate blood flow and make you look nice
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  Speaker 10: and pretty.
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  Speaker 4: That's how it works, right?
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  Speaker 10: Allegedly. Microblading is for eyebrows.
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  Speaker 4: So to stab the crap out of your face with needles,
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  Speaker 4: that's supposed to make you look better? It does.
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  Speaker 11: The idea is if you have really bad pock marks,
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  Speaker 11: you'll get scar tissue, essentially, to fill that in, essentially.
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  Speaker 4: All right. It's National Mule Day today.
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  Speaker 8: Mule?
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  Speaker 9: Mule.
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  Speaker 10: Wait, now, remember, did we say that the mule is
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  Speaker 10: a cross between a donkey and a horse?
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  Speaker 4: I believe that's what we said.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, that's where we landed on that.
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  Speaker 4: Because a donkey is a donkey.
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  Speaker 10: A donkey's a donkey.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, is this when we were trying to figure out, like,
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  Speaker 4: for Greg? Yeah. The whole pony?
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  Speaker 10: So a donkey's a donkey and a horse is a horse,
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  Speaker 10: but if they mate, they get a mule.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. Right. Hey, what's the deal? Like, why is
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  Speaker 4: there such a war on soda? What do you mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like everybody always talks mad crap about soda and how,
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  Speaker 4: you know, it's just poison.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, because it takes rust off of things.
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  Speaker 4: It takes rust off my vibe. Water will drown people too,
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  Speaker 4: but we still need it. Take that crap elsewhere. I
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  Speaker 4: saw this thing and, you know, the number of times
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  Speaker 4: that I have lost big chunks of weight. Every single
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  Speaker 4: time I have always still had diet soda as part
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  Speaker 4: of the, you know, what I'm what I'm what I'm
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  Speaker 4: ingesting into my body. And people will sit there and
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  Speaker 4: tell you that, no, even diet soda will make you fat.
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  Speaker 4: And that is that is not the case. It doesn't
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  Speaker 4: make any sense for something that is zero calorie. And
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  Speaker 4: it was based on very loose research that was later disproven.
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  Speaker 10: Well, what people say is that it's going to. get
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  Speaker 10: you to want to eat junk food. Itself isn't going.
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  Speaker 4: To make you fat. Because, yeah, there's a sweetness to
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  Speaker 4: it or whatever that's supposed to, not trick, but it's
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  Speaker 4: supposed to trigger your brain into that whole craving for
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  Speaker 4: other things sweet. So if you can avoid the other
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  Speaker 4: things that are filled with sugar or filled with, you know,
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  Speaker 4: tons of calories, right?
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  Speaker 10: I mean, are Doritos and Diet Coke the best thing ever?
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 10: But just pick one.
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  Speaker 4: No, diet sucks. I thought about Greg because it's from Cambridge.org. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: my alma mater. Okay. It says where the journal's from,
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  Speaker 4: you know? People trying to shed unwanted poundage have been
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  Speaker 4: going back and forth for years debating if diet soda helps,
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  Speaker 4: hurts the cause. To get to the bottom of it,
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  Speaker 4: researchers at the University of Liverpool put together a two-year
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  Speaker 4: study involving 493 adults looking at losing weight. Over the
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  Speaker 4: course of the study, they found that diet soda drinkers
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  Speaker 4: lost an average of 10.8 pounds. The water drinkers lost
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  Speaker 4: an average of 8.2 pounds. Oh, burn. Suck on that.
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  Speaker 4: And they say while that difference isn't what you would
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  Speaker 4: call statistically significant, the other findings do challenge the theory
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  Speaker 4: that diet soft drinks can hamper weight loss. Good to know.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's not the diet soda that's making you fat.
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  Speaker 11: And that's one of these things that was trotted out there,
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  Speaker 11: like you said, for years. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it wasn't trotted out there. Although saying it just
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  Speaker 4: made me reach for the diet. I wanted to see
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  Speaker 4: so bad. For the zero.
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  Speaker 11: I don't think people were telling us that because they
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  Speaker 11: wanted us to be healthier. They were telling us that
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  Speaker 11: because they were like, oh, it's not what you thought.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Look how smart I am. Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: It's the conspiracy theorist or the you've been doing blank
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  Speaker 11: the wrong way your whole life.
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  Speaker 4: It was more of that was their motivation.
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  Speaker 5: I think if you take the weight loss equation out
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  Speaker 5: of it, I can't imagine soda is, quote.
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  Speaker 4: Good for you. Oh, it's not. I'm with Greg. There's
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  Speaker 4: no way. But like they say, you'd have.
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  Speaker 10: To drink so much of it to get like, you know,
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  Speaker 10: oh God, it's going to give you cancer. If you
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  Speaker 10: have like 47 cans of it a day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean, just in general, based on the ingredients,
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  Speaker 5: it can't be good for you.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but I think what they're saying is the serving
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  Speaker 10: amount that we ingest.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't really move the needle.
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  Speaker 12: No, I think they're only looking at the weight loss.
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  Speaker 4: Take weight loss out.
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  Speaker 6: The soda itself is not good for you.
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  Speaker 4: This was weight loss. How so?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying it doesn't mean it's necessarily bad for you either. Like,
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  Speaker 4: is it going to have any kind of like beneficial?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, other than you are hydrating because it is water.
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  Speaker 4: There is.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. That is a good question.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Why is it bad?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 4: What about it is bad?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, is caramel color good for you?
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  Speaker 4: Phosphoric acid?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, I've openly.
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  Speaker 7: Is it bad?
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  Speaker 5: I know nothing about this dietician stuff. Like when I
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  Speaker 5: say X amount of grams of protein, you guys go, oh,
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  Speaker 5: that's good. How do you know that's good? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's got 19 grams of sodium. Is that a lot?
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  Speaker 13: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Sammy's trying to lose soda sponsorships actively. What's so bad
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  Speaker 4: about it?
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  Speaker 12: No, I mean, I know that when I stopped drinking soda,
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  Speaker 12: I did lose weight.
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  Speaker 4: You were probably drinking regular soda, though, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, there you go.
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  Speaker 11: That's the sugar, not the soda.
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  Speaker 12: But if we're talking about preservatives and all that kind
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  Speaker 12: of stuff, they're not types of preservatives in soda.
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  Speaker 6: Are there not still other things that aren't necessarily.
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  Speaker 4: Good for you?
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  Speaker 11: We're not asking you to give us generic what ifs.
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  Speaker 11: We're asking what specifically in it is bad.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: Is that in it or am I off?
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  Speaker 12: Because I always thought that there was preservatives and other
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  Speaker 12: things in soda that were not good for you.
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  Speaker 4: And those are bad for you?
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  Speaker 14: How?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, everyone says that. Would they be preserving us? Exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You are what you eat.
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  Speaker 11: I get where she's coming from. And it's a very
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  Speaker 11: common mindset out there of, They just put out things
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  Speaker 11: like preservatives and detox and organic.
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  Speaker 4: It goes along with all those things that people then
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  Speaker 4: just start repeating.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And then people just take it as a fact and truth.
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  Speaker 4: I want my MSG.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Why are we so against big soda, you know?
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I love soda. I love it, too.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It rules. Zero. Let's not drag the good name of soda.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Is it any coincidence that as soda consumption has gone up,
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  Speaker 11: life expectancy has as well? Sammy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, weird.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Pausation, correlation, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, Sammy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, explain that one, Sammy. Time for your birthdays.
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  Speaker 14: Starting with the celebrities.
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  Speaker 4: Happy birthday to Seth MacFarlane, who is 53 years old today.
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  Speaker 4: Pat Sajak is 80 years old.
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  Speaker 7: Whoa.
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  Speaker 4: So you got Keith Urban, who's 59. Oh, dude, Cary Elwes.
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  Speaker 4: Your hero. Wesley, the man in black and the princess bride.
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  Speaker 4: 64 years old. Dylan McDermott is 65. Rita Wilson is
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  Speaker 4: 70 years old. And then your porno birthday today is
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  Speaker 4: Little Caprice. And today's birthday girl, she's had more fingers
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  Speaker 4: in her than a bowl of Halloween candy.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: 723 fine films, including Accidental Lesbian Massage.
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  Speaker 14: What?
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  Speaker 4: She was in Backdoor Lover Volume 1, Foot Sniffing Fun,
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  Speaker 4: also Group Sex at the Festival. Oh, fun. She was
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  Speaker 4: in Self-Made Lesbian Water Park. Self-made, okay. That's fun. Oh,
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: here are a couple for Sammy. She was in Convincing
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  Speaker 4: My Friend to Cheat.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 14: Yay.
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  Speaker 4: Also, a Christmas sex show, volume one. Babe. A couple
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  Speaker 4: for Sammy there. And then who can forget her unforgettable
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  Speaker 4: role in Birthday Squirt? Oh, right. Birthday Squirt. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 4: little birthday squirt and some tequila, and you're in good shape.
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  Speaker 4: That's a celebration. That's Little Caprice, who's 38 years old today,
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  Speaker 4: and that is your porno birthday. and your celebrity birthday
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  Speaker 4: here on The Woody Show. This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Gio to Greg Gorey. Okay, let's go. Cheers and jeers,
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  Speaker 4: my friend.
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  Speaker 5: Well, cheers to my heroism and bravery.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: You got the people that killed Osama bin Laden, and
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  Speaker 5: then next on the list is me.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Because I was taking care of some random stuff in
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  Speaker 5: my backyard, and on the ground I saw a beetle. Now,
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  Speaker 5: the old me would have swept it up into one
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  Speaker 5: of those dustbins and dumped it into the greens container.
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  Speaker 5: But the new me said, you know what? And I
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  Speaker 5: spoke to the beetle. I said, you do your beetle thing.
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  Speaker 5: I got a stick, made it crawl onto the stick,
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  Speaker 5: and then I walked over and put it in the
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  Speaker 5: dirt far away. And then I even said to it,
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  Speaker 5: you go do your beetle thing.
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  Speaker 4: I love that.
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  Speaker 8: It's huge.
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  Speaker 4: Normally, I would have just swept it up and thrown
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  Speaker 4: it away. Saving lives. You would machine gun that thing.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Now, don't get me wrong. When I saw it, I
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  Speaker 5: did the, oh, look at that. It freaked me out.
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  Speaker 5: Big black beetle just walking around. It was gross.
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  Speaker 10: And you looked past it.
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  Speaker 4: I looked past it, and I said, you do your
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  Speaker 4: beetle thing. Aw. Just be a beetle. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 4: turn over a new leaf. Let me ask you a question.
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  Speaker 4: There's been, I feel, a big shift in attitude from people.
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  Speaker 4: it's a red flag for people. They say if they
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  Speaker 4: see like an ant that's crawling around or something like
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  Speaker 4: that or a fly and the person that they're with
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  Speaker 4: kills it. They go, ooh, red flag. So now it's
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  Speaker 4: a big thing as opposed to like capturing it and
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  Speaker 4: bringing it somewhere else and then releasing it. Why do
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  Speaker 4: people have a big, you know, hang up with this
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  Speaker 4: all of a sudden? There are whole industries, pest control.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think they're doing? Coming in and relocating everything? No,
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  Speaker 4: they're coming in, they're killing all the spiders, they're killing
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  Speaker 4: all the stuff. this is a newer thing that i've
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  Speaker 4: noticed where people get looked down upon for you know
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  Speaker 4: oh don't kill it oh what do you mean there's
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  Speaker 4: a whole industry i have something people that come in
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  Speaker 4: and you hire them you pay them money to come
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  Speaker 4: in and kill yeah they're heroes dude i was questioning
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  Speaker 4: the same thing because i have a family member who
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  Speaker 4: is massive into hunting i she probably has like a
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  Speaker 4: thousand kills right but then there was like this there
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  Speaker 4: was just like um This.
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  Speaker 15: Bug, this fly that was on the ground, and I
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  Speaker 15: ran to go just step on it.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, no, no, no, don't kill it.
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  Speaker 15: I'm like, dude, you've literally killed an entire zoo.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? You should tell him you're
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  Speaker 4: going to mount it. I was like, dude, what are
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  Speaker 4: we talking about here?
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  Speaker 5: The guy even took down an entire zoo.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, next time what you should do, you should step
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  Speaker 4: on it, take a piece of tape. So it sticks
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  Speaker 4: onto the tape and then pick it up and then
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  Speaker 4: tape it to the wall and go, look.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it beautiful? Same thing.
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  Speaker 5: It's artwork.
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  Speaker 4: It's part of my den now.
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  Speaker 10: And people who've never killed or don't like to kill
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  Speaker 10: flies have never used an electric fly swatter.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, this is so fun.
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  Speaker 10: Because that is the most fun thing ever.
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  Speaker 4: Our Chinese buffet until I get food poisoning guy, he
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  Speaker 4: went to a Chinese buffet where they had one sitting
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  Speaker 4: on top of the buffet. So just in case there
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  Speaker 4: were any flies. Oh, self-serve? Customers could grab the electric
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  Speaker 4: tennis racket. And kill the fly. I would go running
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  Speaker 4: from that place. Yeah, but Greg, you are a hero.
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  Speaker 4: Let me know when the pinning ceremony is. I will
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  Speaker 4: do that.
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  Speaker 5: I will do that. I will tell you this though.
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  Speaker 5: I do draw the line of inside the house, dead.
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  Speaker 5: If it's in the house, you're getting killed.
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  Speaker 4: Period. No questions asked. Oh, yeah, I guess that is
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  Speaker 4: a difference. Outside is different than inside.
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  Speaker 10: That's their house.
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  Speaker 4: Outside is their house. But people are getting judged for
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  Speaker 4: killing things that are in their house. In bugs.
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  Speaker 10: Well, Sammy would never.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 12: I don't like it for sure. But I was, it's
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  Speaker 12: not new for me. I've been like this my whole
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  Speaker 12: life because I was a bug kid. I just liked bugs.
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  Speaker 12: I wanted to play with them. I'm like always finding
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  Speaker 12: caterpillars and other just whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I loved watching them. Drake's going to pass out.
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  Speaker 12: Because of that, I view them as just like little
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  Speaker 12: creatures to be observed and have their own life and whatever.
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  Speaker 6: And if you don't think that way, you wouldn't care.
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  Speaker 4: Jeers, Gregor.
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  Speaker 5: Jeers, we have not invented the time machine yet. I
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  Speaker 5: cannot wait. To get past the damn midterms.
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  Speaker 7: Same.
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: I get in the car. I could spend half an
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: hour listening to the news and it's nothing but midterms.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: Trump is rallying here. Obama's rallying there. Clinton's rallying.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: Spam texts. Oh my God.
• 14:08
  Speaker 13: Take it.
• 14:09
  Speaker 10: Every single one of my texts has started years ago. Griselda,
• 14:13
  Speaker 10: we need your help.
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: That's my name.
• 14:15
  Speaker 10: And I get this 20 times a day.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: I've started getting texts that are meant for my dad. Oh, really?
• 14:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: My dad and I have the same name, but I'm
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: getting it from the county where he lives in a
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: completely different state.
• 14:26
  Speaker 15: Dude, so I didn't drive my car into work today,
• 14:29
  Speaker 15: so I didn't have my little AI to talk to.
• 14:31
  Speaker 15: And so I just put on the regular news, and
• 14:34
  Speaker 15: they were interviewing college kids who were saying, yeah, there
• 14:37
  Speaker 15: needs to be more politics in the workplace. And we
• 14:39
  Speaker 15: understand it could make you a little hostile, but it's
• 14:43
  Speaker 15: very important to talk about it.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: In the workplace. Like, I'm not.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: Naive to think that, oh, we're not in an election cycle,
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: but we're always in one. And for some reason, this
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: time around, it's driven me more crazy than normal. It's just,
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: I mean, I get it, but I hate it.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Gina Grad, cheers and jeers.
• 14:59
  Speaker 10: Well, I had a really great couple of days, lots
• 15:01
  Speaker 10: going on, but nothing, nothing in the world beats the
• 15:06
  Speaker 10: most epic nap I've ever taken in my entire life.
• 15:10
  Speaker 10: I swear to God, I almost cried when I woke up.
• 15:12
  Speaker 10: Andy and the kid were gone, like playing baseball or something.
• 15:16
  Speaker 10: So I opened all the windows. I turned on the fan.
• 15:19
  Speaker 10: I got my puppy. I got all my covers and
• 15:22
  Speaker 10: blankets on me. And it was dead silent, even outside.
• 15:26
  Speaker 10: Not a noise, not a leaf falling, nothing. I set
• 15:29
  Speaker 10: my alarm for an hour.
• 15:30
  Speaker 13: I woke up.
• 15:31
  Speaker 10: And I just, you know, when you take this night.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: You're like, I was buzzing. I felt so good. I
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: kept hitting the alarm.
• 15:37
  Speaker 10: I slept for hours. It was, I literally almost started crying.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't that great? I haven't had that.
• 15:43
  Speaker 15: I can't tell you.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: And you can get into a rhythm of that.
• 15:45
  Speaker 10: Oh, that would be amazing.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: You can.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: It can be done. I've done it. I speak from experience.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: When I say these things, I speak from experience. Everything
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: fell into place.
• 15:53
  Speaker 10: All the circumstances were just perfect.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: But you have to figure out how to recreate the environment, right?
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: So if it's the environment that did it for you,
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: you've got to find ways to recreate or make it
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: so that you can find a time in your house
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: where There's a time when you get home.
• 16:09
  Speaker 10: The show's over.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: The kid is gone. The kid's not in the house.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Your husband might be there. Andy, beat it. But you
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: can tell him. He's got to be quiet. And hey,
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: this is what I need. Don't bother me. Keep the
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: noise to a bare minimum. And you could do it.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you. I believe in you. I believe in Greg.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: I believe in Greg with his sleep issues. This is
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: a religious experience. From somebody who had... It was awful.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: That was the worst part of my entire life. And
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: I just made it a focus. And you can do it.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: It takes a while. You got to get into it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: But once you figure it out, man, it's glorious.
• 16:43
  Speaker 10: I'm in.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: And that feeling that you're talking about is exactly what
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about.
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: It's doable.
• 16:47
  Speaker 10: I'm just worried I'll be chasing this dragon the rest
• 16:49
  Speaker 10: of my life.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: But I'm going to try.
• 16:50
  Speaker 10: I am going to try.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: And some days is better than others. Some days it
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: just doesn't happen. You got to go, okay, fine. But
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: it's like I can only speak to what they say
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: about working out. You get into a thing where you're
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: working out, but then you go through a few days
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: where things are just too busy and you can't do it. Well,
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: it's not like, well, no, it's all useless now. No, okay,
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: because most days you are doing what you're supposed to do.
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, totally.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Out of the course of 30 days in a month,
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: there's what? Some is better than none. Seven out of
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: those days you didn't do anything. Well, it's better than
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: not doing anything for 23 of those days.
• 17:21
  Speaker 10: You're absolutely right.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: And only doing seven days.
• 17:23
  Speaker 15: You're right.
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 10: Well, I was going to say cheers to Costco, but
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: really it's cheers to me. for sabotaging my Costco experience.
• 17:30
  Speaker 10: I haven't been to Costco in months and I have
• 17:32
  Speaker 10: been just like so jacked up about it. Like I've
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: been following all the Costco deal sites, like just been
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: getting really excited. And I planned my whole day around
• 17:41
  Speaker 10: going to Costco. I couldn't wait. I was going right
• 17:44
  Speaker 10: after Krav Maga. I got all of my boxes, all
• 17:47
  Speaker 10: of my bags, you know, because you have to like,
• 17:49
  Speaker 10: I'm not going to go foraging once I'm in there
• 17:50
  Speaker 10: for boxes.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: I was ready.
• 17:52
  Speaker 10: I got a parking space right at the door. Everything
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: was coming up, Gina. I get my cart.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: I downloaded the app. So all my stuff was on it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: I was ready. And finally, I walk in and I go,
• 18:03
  Speaker 10: wait a second.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: Excuse me.
• 18:05
  Speaker 10: Do you guys take MasterCard? No, we only take Visa.
• 18:09
  Speaker 10: Turned around, dejected, put the cart back, put everything back
• 18:12
  Speaker 10: in my car. You don't have a Visa card?
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: No. Really?
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: I've never had a Visa card.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: No kidding. How have you shopped at Costco before?
• 18:18
  Speaker 10: I didn't bring my debit card. I forgot I own
• 18:21
  Speaker 10: a debit card. I don't use it because I don't
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: want it to get compromised because then the money gets
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: sucked out of your bank. So I had an Amex
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: and a MasterCard and I put all my crap back
• 18:30
  Speaker 10: in the car.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: And it was really sad. Fail.
• 18:34
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Huge fail. You got served.
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Some good, some bad. Yeah. Bad Costco experience.
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: It happens. Sammy, cheers and jeers.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 18:46
  Speaker 12: My cheers is to Buc-ee's. Now, I have not been
• 18:50
  Speaker 12: to a Buc-ee's yet, but Steamboat Willie went over the
• 18:52
  Speaker 12: weekend and And he brought home beef jerky from Bucky's
• 18:57
  Speaker 12: and they make it in-house there.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: I didn't know it came.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: It came back home. Hundreds of flavors. She's never been.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: I've never. I still have not been.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: But he was like, oh, I got you some beef jerky.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I was like, cool. And then he brought it home
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: and it was.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Like wrapped up like it was meat from the deli.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: And I was like, is this fresh beef jerky?
• 19:13
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: And it's delicious.
• 19:15
  Speaker 12: So anyways, cheers to that.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Welcome to Earth. Well, I've still never been there. And
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: They don't have a lot of places that have. Homemade
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: beef jerky.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Nothing. Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Doesn't pay attention to the eight billion conversations that we've had.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: Well, no.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: You guys haven't heard this. It's called our verbal masturbation. Disgusting.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Bucky.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Again, I know that you guys love it.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: I have online content.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Step foot.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Follow Bucky.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: So I don't know.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: She doesn't follow the Woody show. All right. So cheers
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: to Bucky's jerky.
• 19:47
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: And my jeers is to.
• 19:50
  Speaker 12: The fact that there's so many streaming services that I
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: can never remember what I saw on what streaming platform.
• 19:57
  Speaker 12: So then when I want to find something, I'm searching
• 20:00
  Speaker 12: all of the apps and I'm not finding it. And
• 20:02
  Speaker 12: then I'm trying to Google and figure out where I
• 20:05
  Speaker 12: even saw anything.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: It's so annoying.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Do you have Apple TV, like the Apple TV hardware?
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: You go to the main search. If you just go
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: to search and you type in whatever you're looking for. Whatever,
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: because you have all your different apps. You have Peacock
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: and Hulu and all those different things on there. It'll
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: search all those and then show you where you can
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: watch it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's good to know because I didn't know that.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: So that's very important. So just on your Apple TV
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: on the main screen, the main menu, go to search,
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: type it in, and it'll say watch now and it'll
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: show you what serves. And it takes you directly, when
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: you hit play, it takes you directly to that app
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: and opens it up.
• 20:38
  Speaker 12: So part of that other issue was that Something was
• 20:43
  Speaker 12: targeted to me on Friday night. It was a movie
• 20:45
  Speaker 12: and I thought, I want to watch that, but I
• 20:47
  Speaker 12: don't really have time for it right now.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: I'll watch it tomorrow.
• 20:50
  Speaker 12: And I went to go watch it and I couldn't
• 20:53
  Speaker 12: remember where I saw it. And I didn't know the
• 20:54
  Speaker 12: name of it because it wasn't something that I would
• 20:56
  Speaker 12: typically watch.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: So it took a long time to find it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: You know what I finally watched? What? The Breaking Bad movie. Oh,
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: El Camino. El Camino. You had never seen that? Yeah,
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: I had not gotten around to it. What do you think? Um,
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: it would have been a good, just breaking bad episode. Totally.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Like as a movie, it was, it was fine. It
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: was okay.
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: But we were still riding the high of breaking bad
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: at that time. Yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Like I've had enough of a
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: break obviously from the whole thing where it's like, all right,
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: I was kind of craving something new, something I was
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: watching something where, uh, Brian Cranston and, um, what's his name?
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Jesse Pinkman. Oh, Aaron. Yeah. Thank you. Where they were
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: doing like a read of the final scenes together from
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Breaking Bad. Like them. It was like a behind the
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: scenes thing of them reading the script for the first time. Right.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Their initial reaction to how it ends. Love watching that.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: And it was just them like sitting there on these
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: like couches and stuff.
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: Were they like teary eyed?
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: They were.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like there was a, you know. there
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: was some mourning yeah some heaviness and stuff and i'm
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: like you know what maybe i'll start watching breaking bad
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: again oh you know what i haven't watched i haven't
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: watched that movie let me watch it again not bad
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: i gotta re-watch it not bad it would have made
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: just a good like a standalone episode but yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: It's good because it tells you like what happens after you.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Know yeah but then i wanted more of that you
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: know what i mean like it kind of It seemed
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: like if they said, hey, we're going to have a
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: new TV show, but it's only going to be one episode.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: No, I get that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I get that.
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: It was like a teaser.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Where there was so much more to it.
• 22:30
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: A little follow-up. Gina, you can also get the Costco card,
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: their own credit card.
• 22:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Like a Costco Visa kind of thing. Or the other
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: thing you can do, you don't have your debit card
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: set up in your Apple wallet?
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: No.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: As an Apple Pay kind of thing?
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: I was told that was too scary.
• 22:50
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 22:51
  Speaker 10: If somebody gets your phone or hacks your phone, they
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: have your debit card.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: You don't have like your credit cards?
• 22:56
  Speaker 10: I have my credit card.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: But what's the difference?
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: Because a credit card, I'll be like, yeah, I'm not
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: paying you, MasterCard. A debit card is like, can I
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: please have my money back? It's been taken out of
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: my account.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: So I'm afraid to do that.
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, like.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I really love Costco. It just seems like a break
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: glass in case of emergency kind of thing to have
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: it in there. So did you get rid of your
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: debit card?
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: I literally don't know where it is.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's also good.
• 23:21
  Speaker 15: That part I'm not concerned about, but it being on
• 23:24
  Speaker 15: my phone, very concerning.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: It's in a.
• 23:25
  Speaker 10: Purse in my closet that I'm not going into. So Gina,
• 23:29
  Speaker 10: very similar thing.
• 23:31
  Speaker 12: Happened to me recently where I went to go grocery shopping,
• 23:35
  Speaker 12: didn't have my card. And I was like, okay, now
• 23:37
  Speaker 12: I can't go. And I wished I had Apple Pay.
• 23:40
  Speaker 12: And I know that we talk about it in this
• 23:41
  Speaker 12: room all the time.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: But I don't even know how to use it.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: How do you use it?
• 23:45
  Speaker 12: Because I do have my cards on my phone in
• 23:48
  Speaker 12: my Apple wallet.
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: My Apple Pay is not connected to anything.
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: What do you mean?
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: But I don't think I have Apple Pay. That is
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Apple Pay. Okay, let's say I'm at the store, Sammy, right?
• 23:56
  Speaker 10: Apple Cash?
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: I can set up my phone. I've set up. You
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: can set up different ways where you can go in
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: and access or whatever. But I have it set up
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: as a shortcut where I can double click the side
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: of the phone and it brings it right up to my... Oh,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: I'm here. It brings it right up. It wasn't looking
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: at my face. And then it's your credit card, right? Yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: it brings it up right to my... There you go.
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: Boom.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: That's it.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: You have a setup.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: And then you do what?
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: You just tap it?
• 24:17
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: You know how Apple Pay works? No, I've never used it. Oh,
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: you've never done it. Are you serious?
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: Well, Dennis, I feel like you just started Apple Pay, right?
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I always knew how it worked.
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: You knew how it worked.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: You just weren't a fan. And then one time they go, oh,
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: that'll be $ 36.
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: 25.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: You can tap whenever you're ready. And then you take
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: the phone, you hover it over the little credit card machine,
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: it goes... The same machine that you put your credit
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: card in. Are you serious? It's laid on top. What's
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: going on with you? You didn't know Buc-ee's were the jerky? Well,
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: I've never been to Buc-ee's.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: I still haven't.
• 24:46
  Speaker 12: But I was horrified of assuming that's the way it worked,
• 24:51
  Speaker 12: going in and having a full cart of groceries and
• 24:54
  Speaker 12: then not being able to pay for it. We're like,
• 24:56
  Speaker 12: I want to use my Apple Pay for the first
• 24:58
  Speaker 12: time when I still have my card as a backup.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Of course. Then what's Apple Cash? What's this thing?
• 25:02
  Speaker 15: Apple Cash is either you can put straight up cash
• 25:05
  Speaker 15: from your bank account. Or like you, let's say you
• 25:09
  Speaker 15: have a Apple card, the Apple credit card, your cash
• 25:13
  Speaker 15: back goes on that card. So there's two ways.
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Everybody's learning so much.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: I know, right?
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: I gotta say, even I knew that. I've never, I
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: don't know. That's embarrassing. And I have it set up
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: like Woody's. You double tap and there it is. There's
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: your credit card. You go to pay, double tap, done. Oh, great.
• 25:31
  Speaker 12: I thought it was the same thing as, you know,
• 25:33
  Speaker 12: where it has the Apple card and you have to
• 25:34
  Speaker 12: put money on it or something.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It's right there on your phone.
• 25:38
  Speaker 13: Easy.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: Dude, it's wild.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Woody!
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: Oh!
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 14: Oh, that's lovely.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: So much, I was today years old. You with Apple Pay. You, Sammy,
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: with Beef Jerky. And Apple Pay. And just how to
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: use the Apple Pay. And Apple Cash. Gina was just
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: learning about Apple Cash. I was today years old and
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: I watched that Breaking Bad movie.
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: So many new experiences.
• 26:17
  Speaker 10: Never stop learning.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Everybody else was so far ahead on. Yeah, but if
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: you don't know, you don't know. That's true. Trending news headlines.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: What do you got, Greg Gorey?
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Well, on Sunday night football, the Seahawks dominated the Chiefs
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: 20-3 in Seattle. So the Chiefs no longer undefeated.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: There's only one undefeated team left. That's the Vikings. Vikings.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Sadly, the Niners lost to the Falcons. They are no
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: longer undefeated. Like you mentioned, Vikings the only one. Bengals
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: were down 13-0 at halftime, but managed to beat the
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Ravens 35-13. Giants beat the Texans 27-21 in overtime. And
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: then the Rams, Bucks, and Lions also big winners. Tonight,
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Monday Night Football, it's the Cowboys and the Eagles. And
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: then World Series Game 3 from Tampa. The Brewers lead
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: that series 2-0. Also, there was a development in the story,
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: which we'll get to in a second. But the meat
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: of the story is a shooting near Florida A &
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: M University in Tallahassee left 12 people injured Saturday night,
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: including six juveniles. This was during the university's homecoming weekend.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: So the shooting happened near Bragg Memorial Stadium after a
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: football game. That's when crowds were hanging out in the area.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: 11 of the 12 injured had gunshot wounds. One got
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: hurt running from the scene.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: How? It was a grandma.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: So she got hurt while she was running away from
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: the shots. Of those people shot, three seriously injured, six
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: are still in the hospital, five have been released. Investigators
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: think it all started during this physical fight between a
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: group of people who did know each other. And then
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: it was gunfire. And to make it crazier, none of
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: the people injured were the intended targets of the gunfire.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: So then Tallahassee police asked the public, give us any
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: info you might have, including photos and video that people
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: took that day and that night, which people did. And
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: that did lead to identifying and arresting a 15-year-old as
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: the shooter. And they say additional arrests are possible. But
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: a 15-year-old kid, they think, is the one who.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Whipped out the gun.
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: And whoever his target was is totally fine.
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Just everybody else.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just bystanders. There's a big loss in the animation world.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Eric Bauza, the Emmy-winning voice actor best known for voicing
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, has died at the age
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: of just 46. His family announced his death on social media. Now,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: reports say he died from hypertensive cardiovascular disease. Yeah, I
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: saw a picture of it.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: He was a bigger dude, but I mean, not like
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: super crazy big, but on the large side. He died
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: at 46 or something like that. Yeah. Really young.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: He had spent 15 years working with Warner Brothers. He
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: voiced Bugs, Daffy, Tweety Bird, Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Foghorn, Leghorn.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Tons of others. He also did stuff in the movies.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: He was part of that Super Mario Brothers movie and
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: the recently released Coyote vs.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Acme movie. Which people loved.
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: Like, I haven't seen it. Yeah, I thought it was
• 29:07
  Speaker 10: like a throwaway. And even like, you know, movie critics
• 29:10
  Speaker 10: and stuff. I know, but they said like, it's so good.
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: You have to see this movie. I'm like, okay, I
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: haven't gotten around to it, but I will.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: It's supposed to be amazing.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I saw a great meme. I like the concept of it. Same.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: You've got to figure, at some point, the coyote would
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: be pissed. Buying all this stuff is like a bunch
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: of Teemu crap. Right. Or things that you see on
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Instagram that look cool, and then you get them, and
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: they don't work. Boo.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: I saw this really funny meme. It was just Wile E. Coyote,
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: and it said, Wile E. Coyote is known for never
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: catching the roadrunner, but he should be known for painting skyscrapers.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: such realistic paintings of tunnels.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. So good. That's so funny. Because the whole
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: premise of the movie is that Coyote... Files a lawsuit
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: against Acme, who makes all the products that he's using
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: trying to kill the Roadrunner because of their deceptive promises.
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: People said it was an awesome movie.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 10: You've got to see it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, Eric Bauza, dead at 46. Pretty sad. Do
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: you buy this? The company, well, I mean, it's happening,
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: but the company behind the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders is suing
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: My Chemical Romance and Live Nation for Claiming that the
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: band's backup dancers wore unauthorized lookalike versions of their iconic
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: blue and white uniforms.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, they did. Wait, there's a company behind the
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Cowboys cheerleader? Wouldn't it be the Cowboys?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: I would think.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Let's defer to our cheerleading expert.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Do they have their own representation? Is there a licensing deal? Yeah,
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: I guess that. I don't know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: Yes, Jeff?
• 30:34
  Speaker 16: I read the article, and they're a separate entity. A
• 30:37
  Speaker 16: long time ago, they were able to... kind of work
• 30:39
  Speaker 16: out a deal with the Cowboys so they have their
• 30:41
  Speaker 16: own entity as the cheerleaders so they can brand and
• 30:44
  Speaker 16: market themselves.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: So the Cowboys cheerleaders are not employees of the Dallas Cowboys?
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: They are. It's a shared thing.
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: They own the intellectual property.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: It actually makes sense because of my car racing knowledge because, like,
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: let's say the F1 Ferrari team, right? They actually don't
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: do any of the marketing themselves.
• 31:06
  Speaker 13: They.
• 31:07
  Speaker 15: they gave all the marketing licensing to another company and
• 31:12
  Speaker 15: they handle it all. So like they just, they just race.
• 31:16
  Speaker 15: So if somebody else is, handles all their marketing, and
• 31:18
  Speaker 15: then they just, like, a flat fee.
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, this company, Pro Silver Star Limited, handles the public
• 31:23
  Speaker 10: appearances and the uniforms and all that stuff.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: All right, so the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are suing My
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Chemical Romance.
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: For the show. I mean, they were in, basically, other uniforms. Yeah,
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: so it's the Hollywood Bowl. At the Hollywood Bowl. In
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: cheerleader uniforms that look like cowboy cheerleader uniforms.
• 31:39
  Speaker 10: And people are like, oh, my God, the Dallas Cowboy
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: cheerleaders are here.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Right, so the dancers are doing this choreography during the Teenagers,
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: the song Teenagers. And then they grabbed prop rifles for
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: the staged gun battle on stage. And that fans on
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: social media were thinking that the real Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: were part of the show.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Did they? Come on. Oh, they thought, oh my God,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: I can't believe they got the actual, real, legit Dallas
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Cowboy cheerleaders here. Honestly, I haven't seen the photos.
• 32:07
  Speaker 15: So is it like legit carbon copies of their outfits?
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Because can you tell- Which cheerleader is the gym? No,
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: to be fair, I wouldn't know if it's like sanctioned uniform. Oh,
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: that's Sandy from, you know. No, but I'm saying if
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: you watch like, you know, Coming to America or you
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: watch some of these other ones where they, you know,
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: they look like McDonald's uniforms.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: McDowell's.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, McDowell's. McDowell's. Yeah, they have the big Mick.
• 32:35
  Speaker 16: But in this case, I've never seen an emo Dallas
• 32:38
  Speaker 16: Cowboy cheerleader, never with dark hair, dark lipstick, none of
• 32:41
  Speaker 16: that stuff.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: So I don't think there's a confusion there. Stop it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Well, they did send a cease and desist letter to
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: the band and they didn't stop. So now they're asking
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: the court for a temporary restraining order and an injunction
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: to keep the uniforms off their future shows.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Dramatic.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Also, big weekend at the box office, DC's new horror movie, Clayface.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: That took the top spot with $ 24 million. That is
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: the movie based on the Batman villain who gets experimental
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: facial surgery after getting his face messed up by the mob.
• 33:11
  Speaker 10: I don't know that much about the lore of all this.
• 33:13
  Speaker 10: I've never heard of Clayface, but the trailer looks awesome.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like it's the R-rated DC movie, so
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: it sounds kind of appealing to somebody who doesn't know
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: a lot about that stuff. The Elizabeth Holmes documentary, You
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Can See Everything, that's still staying strong.
• 33:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Taking in 19 and a half million bucks in its
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: second weekend. When is that going to be on streaming?
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: Probably soon.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Because that's where I'll watch it.
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: Likewise.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Likewise. Like we've said, it doesn't seem like one of
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: those things you'd want to go to the theater to see.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Got to rush out and see it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Third place, the animated movie Wildwood, made just under 12
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: million bucks. And then on the opposite side of that,
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Street Fighter, it dropped off pretty hard, falling 72% in
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: its second weekend.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: And then finally.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: A friendly reminder that this weekend we have to set
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: the clocks back. Daylight saving time ends overnight early on Sunday.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Clocks roll back one hour at two in the morning,
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: so that means you get one.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Extra hour of Halloween. Nice.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: And if you thought that the next time Halloween would
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: fall on a Saturday, by the way, would be in
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: seven years from now, that would be wrong. Because of
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: how the calendar lines up with future leap years, the
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: next time that Halloween will be on a Saturday... is
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: in 11 years, in the year 2037. So enjoy it
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: while it lasts. Enjoy it this Saturday.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and legal midnight every day. Yeah, at what, 4 p.m.? Yep.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: So that's what's going on, Woody. All right, thank you
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: very much, Greg Gorey. You got it. Quick break. More
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Woody shows next. Hang on.
• 34:33
  Speaker 10: And I understand.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: I like bugs.
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: It's weird.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: I feel bad. Yeah, so it was Jeff G and
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I head-to-head for NFL Biggest Loser contest here on The
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Woody Show where we had to pick which team will
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: lose and buy the biggest margin. We both picked teams
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: that ended up winning. So now what?
• 35:06
  Speaker 10: Who won by less?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I think it's just a push at that point. A tie.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: A very rare tie. Yeah, like I said, the Falcons
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: were going to lose to the Niners by 10 and
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: the Niners lost to the Falcons. And then Jeff G
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: said the Giants would lose to the Texans by seven.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: The Giants end up beating the Texans in overtime.
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: It just goes to show that no matter how much
• 35:27
  Speaker 10: football you watch and how much you think you know,
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: you cannot predict this stuff.
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Any given Sunday.
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:33
  Speaker 15: Well, maybe they changed the script last minute, you know?
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Hey, biggest loser, Laura Owens. Oh, well, kind of.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: I'm going to bring this up.
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: Greg and I are not thrilled.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: I'm going to bring this up because Greg and Gina
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: have been obsessed with this case. Greg, because Laura Owens'
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: dad is a guy named Ron Owens, who was a
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: radio guy in the San Francisco Bay Area for years.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Very well known. With that former Bachelor star, Clayton Eckerd.
• 36:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but did it with a bunch of guys, fake pregnancies.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fake medical record, doctored ultrasound stuff. Yeah, just kept
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: lying under oath to keep the scam going.
• 36:17
  Speaker 10: Fake bellies.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so what do you mean sorta? She got sentenced, right?
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: She did, but not to very long, like 30 days.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: 30 days in jail, total slap.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: On the wrist. After all that.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Three or maybe seven years of probation, which as I've
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: always said is not a punishment.
• 36:32
  Speaker 10: Which again is don't do it again.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Let's see. Sentenced to one month in jail, seven years probation.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: The judge told her if she violates probation, she could
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: face more than 15 years in prison.
• 36:42
  Speaker 10: She will violate it, I'm sure. But the other thing
• 36:45
  Speaker 10: is she constantly gets out of everything. It's like she's Teflon.
• 36:48
  Speaker 10: She says like she'll say, I'm autistic. And then the
• 36:52
  Speaker 10: ADA gets involved and pushes the trial. Or I fell
• 36:55
  Speaker 10: off a horse and my hip hurts and I have
• 36:56
  Speaker 10: to go to the hospital and they push it. She
• 36:58
  Speaker 10: just constantly gets away with stuff.
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: And in this plea bargain, she's been arguing that she
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: didn't do this for financial gain. She did it because
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: of her troubled past and her emotions okay the judge
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: said i agree with you well.
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: Here's the thing i agree with that i don't think
• 37:13
  Speaker 10: she did it for financial gain because she was literally
• 37:16
  Speaker 10: blackmailing these dudes and saying i'm gonna sue you in
• 37:19
  Speaker 10: oblivion unless you consider dating me right so she was
• 37:22
  Speaker 10: doing it to try and trap these dudes that's right.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: You know what it gives me ptsd of the crazy
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: girlfriends that i have yeah i could see that faked
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: her sister's death yeah the one that faked cancer on me.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: And then this one, despite like Laura saying, I'm pregnant. Look,
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: here's my sonogram.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: It's twins.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: We're going to, you're going to be a father.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Oh damn.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Not only was it all a hundred percent fake when
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: she realized she was going to be busted. She said, oh,
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: I had a miscarriage. So, I mean, everything about her
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: is just total fraudster. And then 30 days in jail.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: She was facing multiple years in prison.
• 37:57
  Speaker 10: So much perjury.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, everybody has that person who's the biggest liar
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: they've ever known. Whether it was a family member, co-worker,
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: you know, past romantic partner. Somebody who just turned out
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: to be the biggest effing liar ever. Everything was BS.
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: And it's true.
• 38:14
  Speaker 10: Unless you've been in that situation, it becomes hard to
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: trust your own sanity.
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 10: Maybe I'm going crazy.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Absolutely. It's so weird.
• 38:23
  Speaker 10: Because they are so committed to the lie. And you
• 38:26
  Speaker 10: just assume that you trust people. And you assume if
• 38:29
  Speaker 10: you're saying it, maybe I'm wrong.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: And some people are just so diabolical. It's just the
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: way that they're able to. how every word is a lie.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: You know, it's like, what are they called? Method acting? Yeah, right.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: So you get, I was just watching something about like
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Sacha Baron Cohen, right? When he goes into Ali G
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: or he goes into Borat or whatever, there's like a
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: certain amount of time before they start filming to where they,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: you know, can't talk to him without knowing that he's
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: going to be answering them and taking on the character
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: because he goes, If it's too close to filming, we're
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: going to go meet. Because a lot of the stuff
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: is just going to go meet some person and they
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: think they're talking. They're trying to trick these people. It's
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: not another actor. So he doesn't get caught off story
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: for 15, 30 minutes before the filming even begins. Get
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: into character. He's got to get into character. I wonder
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: if these people, they just convince themselves. They just live
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: that character. And so to them, I mean, it is
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: a lie, but they're living it as a reality.
• 39:31
  Speaker 10: That's always my question. Do they even know they're lying anymore?
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: And to be such a good liar, you have to
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: have such a good memory.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. How do they keep track of their own stories?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: But yeah, she lucked out. Big time.
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: I agree.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: She could have been sent away for years. You know,
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: that's the other thing I think about from time to time.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Like you've got somebody like this, like I would love
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: to see her go to jail for a good chunk
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: of time.
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Other people do in my mind. And I can't think
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: of a good example right now. Something like way lesser.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Of a crime, or in my mind, way less offensive.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: And then they get sentenced to 12 years.
• 40:07
  Speaker 14: I know.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: And they seem to get some huge sentence. Well, get
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: a good lawyer. How's that?
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Get a good lawyer. What is, quote, popular and huge?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Menace. Yeah. Let's go with you. Cheers and jeers.
• 40:27
  Speaker 15: Well, cheers to what we've been talking about a lot
• 40:30
  Speaker 15: lately is the butterfly effect and paying it forward.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: It was pretty cool.
• 40:34
  Speaker 15: So I was hanging out during F1 weekend. I was
• 40:38
  Speaker 15: at the airport and I was in the food line,
• 40:40
  Speaker 15: of course. And this father and son, they were behind
• 40:44
  Speaker 15: me and they noticed this little logo that was peeking
• 40:47
  Speaker 15: out of one of my bags. And it was for
• 40:49
  Speaker 15: the Formula One Haas team.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: And they go, oh, did.
• 40:54
  Speaker 15: You go to the fan experience that they had? And
• 40:58
  Speaker 15: I said, yeah. And they're like, oh, man, we didn't
• 41:00
  Speaker 15: have a chance to go. Because it was like way
• 41:03
  Speaker 15: out in the middle of nowhere.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: And they go, yeah, we.
• 41:05
  Speaker 15: Live by the factory and things like that. And so
• 41:10
  Speaker 15: we started talking about the race and all that stuff.
• 41:12
  Speaker 15: And they said they were out there because of the
• 41:13
  Speaker 15: son's birthday. And earlier that day, I was at the
• 41:16
  Speaker 15: fan experience for Haas. And they noticed that I had
• 41:19
  Speaker 15: a t-shirt on. that had the Japan logo on it
• 41:23
  Speaker 15: and they're from Japan because they're sponsored by Toyota and
• 41:27
  Speaker 15: they're excited about that. So they gave me a bunch
• 41:29
  Speaker 15: of extra Haas stuff. So what I did was I
• 41:33
  Speaker 15: just said, Hey, you know what? Happy birthday to the
• 41:37
  Speaker 15: little kid. I gave him all the extra stuff that
• 41:40
  Speaker 15: they gave me. So I just paid it forward. So
• 41:42
  Speaker 15: that was, Really cool. So shout out to them.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say that was a sea bass level cheers.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: You know what? You patted yourself on the back.
• 41:48
  Speaker 10: You managed to somehow.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, no.
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: No, no.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I'm honestly impressed.
• 41:54
  Speaker 9: No, no.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: I'm for it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 15: I'm not patting myself on the back. I'm saying the butterfly.
• 41:58
  Speaker 15: I've been trying to explain the butterfly effect.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: But I'm saying I'm for it. And you know why?
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Because I said, when you go to a bar, you
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: make sure the bartender sees you leaving a tip. You
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: don't leave an anonymous charitable donation. You make sure your
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: name's on it. Your name's on the side of the
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: building block, dawg. It's in line of something that we've
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: been talking about. Dude, I'm on board, man. If I
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: didn't wear that shirt that day. I mean, that's not
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: the butterfly. How's it not?
• 42:22
  Speaker 15: If I didn't wear that Japan shirt that day, the
• 42:24
  Speaker 15: Haas guys wouldn't have gave me extra stuff, which I
• 42:26
  Speaker 15: ended up giving to This kid for his birthday.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: In a very small.
• 42:31
  Speaker 15: How's that in a small way? That is totally the
• 42:33
  Speaker 15: butterfly effect.
• 42:34
  Speaker 11: The butterfly effect would be like something you've never even
• 42:36
  Speaker 11: considered happening, this tiny little event in.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: You know, somebody sneezes in my room.
• 42:40
  Speaker 10: Like a butterfly flapped its wings in the Amazon and
• 42:42
  Speaker 10: you got the shirt and.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Gave it to this kid. Right, something you could have
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: never even conceived of. That you wouldn't even know about.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: This is a pretty straightforward A, B, to C. But again,
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: a nice thing. I agree. I'm not crapping on it.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I'm just helping. Okay. And you know what? In C,
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: there you go. He's patting himself on the back. He's
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: always a helper. Because Seabass is always here to help.
• 43:02
  Speaker 15: Anyways, shout out to the Haas guys for giving me
• 43:05
  Speaker 15: the extra stuff so that it made that kid's day.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: So that's cool.
• 43:08
  Speaker 15: Um, and then I say my cheers is I did
• 43:12
  Speaker 15: something that I normally don't do. And, uh, the travel
• 43:15
  Speaker 15: booking website that I use, I just went off of
• 43:18
  Speaker 15: their reviews and it said it was a four star hotel.
• 43:22
  Speaker 15: I would say it was like a three where I
• 43:25
  Speaker 15: ended up staying. And my room was pretty much, I guess,
• 43:28
  Speaker 15: sitting on the highway because there was no soundproofing at all.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: It was just.
• 43:34
  Speaker 15: All I heard was the highway the whole time. And
• 43:37
  Speaker 15: I could usually sleep through anything. But because of the
• 43:40
  Speaker 15: time difference, it was still early for me in the day.
• 43:43
  Speaker 15: So all I heard was the highway. This is twice
• 43:45
  Speaker 15: and somewhat recently. And look, for the most part, I
• 43:48
  Speaker 15: don't care.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not bougie when it comes to where I stay.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: I want clean. And my other big thing, and you
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: guys already know this, dude, as long as the hot
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: water for the shower works, I'm typically good. Because I've
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: gotten a number of rooms over the years where it's
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: like the hot water never happens, right? It's a trickle.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: And I guess that's one of the risks that you
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: take when you stay at these places that are, quote,
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: good enough, right?
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Usually it's just about location. Is it close to where
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I need to be? I'm not going to spend a
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: lot of time at this hotel. You know it's a
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: bad sign. This has happened twice recently where you walk
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: in and sitting on the nightstand next to the bed,
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: they've provided earplugs. Oh, I've never seen that. Yeah, I've
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: seen that. Oh, no. It happened to me once in
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: New Orleans. I've never seen that. But then twice recently.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: And one of them was like a newer... Marriott property.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: It wasn't like one of their fancier places, but it
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: was a brand new construction building. It had only been
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: open for like six months. I figured, oh, okay. It's
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: got to be fine. So of course a walk-in seems
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: pretty nice and clean. But you would think like a
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: brand new building like that when you're in an area
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: where you know there's going to be outside noise. Yeah,
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: just soundproofing windows. Yeah, have better windows on that side.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: It's a hotel. People are there to rest and sleep.
• 44:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah, it seemed like a newer hotel, but I always
• 45:01
  Speaker 15: use TripAdvisor. TripAdvisor just, like, keeps it real. And then
• 45:04
  Speaker 15: you see everybody's real photos.
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 15: People that actually stayed there.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: See, this reminds me of when Woody and I were
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: staying at the same hotel. And I took a bunch
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: of weed gummies that night to help me sleep. And
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: I thought I was in your situation because I heard
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: a motorcycle warming up. And I get up about 45
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: minutes later and I yell, it's warmed up already.
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: Just go.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: And I was so high. I didn't realize it was
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: the air conditioner in my room. And I'm screaming at
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: some imaginary motorcycle.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Air conditioner was mad.
• 45:39
  Speaker 13: Loud, too.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: It was so loud. Oh, Greg. Jeff G., cheers and jeers.
• 45:45
  Speaker 16: Now, I'm not a college football fan, per se, but
• 45:48
  Speaker 16: I love my cheers, and it goes to college football
• 45:51
  Speaker 16: this season, man. There's been so much parody. Every time
• 45:54
  Speaker 16: a team is number one, they're losing. Every time someone's
• 45:57
  Speaker 16: in the top ten, they drop down, but then Next
• 45:59
  Speaker 16: week they win. And it's all kind of leveled out
• 46:01
  Speaker 16: now because of NIL because you can just buy whatever
• 46:03
  Speaker 16: players you want. And it's working out to their benefit because, man,
• 46:07
  Speaker 16: every single Saturday– There are two or three or four upsets,
• 46:11
  Speaker 16: and then it's got to reset. And it's just going
• 46:13
  Speaker 16: to be a really exciting playoff. That's why they're probably
• 46:15
  Speaker 16: bumping it up to 24 teams instead of 12 next year,
• 46:18
  Speaker 16: because it'll just allow everybody into the party. And honestly,
• 46:21
  Speaker 16: I don't know how much college football you watch, Seabass,
• 46:23
  Speaker 16: but it's anyone's championship this year.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: You just don't know. Right.
• 46:26
  Speaker 11: You're exactly correct from the excitement standpoint, like top 25
• 46:30
  Speaker 11: teams winning and losing all the time.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: However, I have no idea who's on my team.
• 46:35
  Speaker 11: Because the portal's open like every other week and people
• 46:38
  Speaker 11: are like, bye!
• 46:40
  Speaker 16: You don't get any consistency or loyalty from the players,
• 46:43
  Speaker 16: but you get good teams and you hopefully can win
• 46:45
  Speaker 16: it all.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: It's very exciting, yes. Yeah, for sure.
• 46:48
  Speaker 16: And then my jeers goes to my wife. who went
• 46:50
  Speaker 16: on a bender yesterday, man. She had a free gift
• 46:54
  Speaker 16: certificate to a restaurant in her area for brunch.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: She wanted it at an auction.
• 46:58
  Speaker 10: Oh, nice.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: She made the most of this certificate, ladies and gentlemen.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: She left at noon. She came back at 7.30. Hell yeah, girl.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Seven and a half hour brunch. Good for her.
• 47:09
  Speaker 10: That's how it's done.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Did you have to go? Hell no. Then what do
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: you care? Why is it a jeers?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: It's a jeers.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: She was gone all day?
• 47:16
  Speaker 16: Okay, so there was a jeers for me because I
• 47:18
  Speaker 16: was able to stay home by myself. But the jeers
• 47:20
  Speaker 16: goes to having to do everything at home while she
• 47:22
  Speaker 16: was gone. So I walked the dogs. I did all
• 47:25
  Speaker 16: the chores at home. I got the kid ready for
• 47:27
  Speaker 16: this week. I prepped all the meal stuff. Usually we
• 47:29
  Speaker 16: do it together. We kind of split everything. But she
• 47:32
  Speaker 16: was getting drunk and.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: I did everything. She used to skip out on her responsibility,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: her wifely responsibility. Good for her, girl. Well, we do
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: split them, Seabass. I'm not, you know. He's not a misogynist.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: You can work on that.
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: You can step it up. Hopefully she spends lots of
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: time in the kitchen this week. Yeah. She came home blasted.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Ran into everything down the hallway. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, dog.
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: Was it bottomless mimosas the whole time?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: I didn't even ask. Because it was almost my bedtime.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, just do you. I'm glad you're home safe.
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Well, you hear that a lot.
• 48:01
  Speaker 11: Once the kids are old enough, you can kind of
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: go back to all your fun ways before you had kids.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, responsibilities and stuff. My kid picked her up, Seabass. Nice!
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 11: I mean, your kid's older than 13. Were you 11
• 48:13
  Speaker 11: when you were picking up your drunk.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Parents, Greg?
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: I think 12. Well, they were with him. It was
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: a life lesson. So they had him drive because they
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: were too drunk to do it themselves. So they had
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Greg do it. Yeah, we're going to need you to
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: drive us home. It was like he was at home
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: and like, hey, come pick us up. He was a
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: good little boy.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Talk about a situation where everybody wins.
• 48:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: I was excited. They were happy. Still alive. Everybody's safe. Yeah,
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: society was good.
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: These prices are insane.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: I'm crazy.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Insane. The Woody Show.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: All right. Welcome back.
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: Hi.
• 48:54
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• 48:57
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• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Woody Show. During the show, if you want to call in,
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY is the number to do that. Otherwise, you can
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: send us whatever you got on the After Hours voicemail.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: That number is 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY. Let's see what people
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: have been leaving us on the After Hours voicemail. Let's
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: check in there.
• 49:21
  Speaker 13: Hey, Woody Show, it's Gary. Speaking of mispronouncing things, and
• 49:25
  Speaker 13: you guys were talking about on the podcast today, Woody says, appreciate, weird, appreciate,
• 49:34
  Speaker 13: appreciate instead of appreciate. I didn't really pay too much
• 49:37
  Speaker 13: attention to that one or catch that one, but the
• 49:39
  Speaker 13: one word that I noticed that you.
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: Say weird is during.
• 49:43
  Speaker 13: You say it more like during, D-O-U-R-I-N-G instead of D-U-R-I-N-G.
• 49:48
  Speaker 13: That's just something that I noticed, but I just wanted
• 49:52
  Speaker 13: to chime in with it.
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: That's a regional thing, right?
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: That might be more like a Pittsburgh.
• 49:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, like tour instead of tour.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, he does that one too. They're going on tour? Yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 10: And you know another one I'd never heard until I
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: met you? I've never heard anyone say take up for something.
• 50:12
  Speaker 10: I always heard stick up for something. Like stick up
• 50:14
  Speaker 10: for me. I've never heard of take up for me before.
• 50:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: I'm going to take up the cause.
• 50:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, that and that, but instead of like, oh,
• 50:22
  Speaker 10: I stuck up for that guy. I've never heard, oh,
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: I took up for that guy before.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Somebody texted in that Woody is the one that's saying
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: appreciation correctly. We're all saying, absolutely not.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: If anyone triple checked, it was me. It was I,
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I should say.
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: Oh, no, it's appreciation. If we're crapping on Woody and
• 50:42
  Speaker 11: his marble mouth, he also says police.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Like police. Police. Like P, a positive. I've never noticed.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Not police, obviously, but he says police.
• 50:52
  Speaker 15: Maybe he needs a pronunciation guide.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Hold on. So hold on. See if I say it. Police.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Police.
• 50:58
  Speaker 11: Two syllables.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Police.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: But you say please. Yeah, the police were called.
• 51:01
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there it is. Now I see.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Like fleece. Like fleece. Like you have a P apostrophe lease, essentially.
• 51:08
  Speaker 14: Please.
• 51:09
  Speaker 8: Please.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: So get your act together.
• 51:11
  Speaker 10: I'll let please slide.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my wife, when she says like, a band is
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: going out on the road, they're going on tour.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, on tour.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: But it's almost, it's so over the top deliberate, tour. Tour.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: They're going on tour. That's the thing, when you think
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: about how you say a word, it's hard to think
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: about how you say it when that's the topic. Yeah,
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: but you say tour like I tore a piece of paper, right? Tore.
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 51:32
  Speaker 10: Going on tour.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're going on tour.
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: They're going on tour.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Going on tour.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: Tour.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Tour. Tour. Yeah, going on tour.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: Hey, you guys are great. Long time listener. I got
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: the whole crew listening.
• 51:46
  Speaker 13: To you guys.
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: And you just give us all we need on these
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: topics in real life, you know? Like, man, that one kid, dude,
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: thug life, right? Till Madison said hi. Till Gina said hi.
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: Tell Seabass I said hi. Woody, you're awesome. Greg, I
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: love you. Everybody's just great. And I forgot that other girl,
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: but it's okay because she likes cheaters.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: All right, bye. Bye, Sammy.
• 52:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Sammy.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Love of cheaters.
• 52:19
  Speaker 11: He's talking about the little kid who, after shooting his
• 52:21
  Speaker 11: teacher with a gun that he intentionally brought to school,
• 52:24
  Speaker 11: told the police basically to.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: F off and y'all can't handle me. Badass. Told the police.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Did I say it right? Yeah, that was really good.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: The police.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Police. The police.
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: Police.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: The police.
• 52:38
  Speaker 14: 877-44.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: What do you see? What else we have here on
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: the After Hours voicemail?
• 52:42
  Speaker 11: Hello.
• 52:42
  Speaker 14: First time caller here. I called because recently Jeff D...
• 52:49
  Speaker 14: put his beloved dog down. And unfortunately, today, my sweet angel,
• 52:59
  Speaker 14: Great Dane, lost her battle. And I don't know, I
• 53:05
  Speaker 14: really have never called.
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: I never thought to call.
• 53:07
  Speaker 14: I just felt this weird moment of connecting with you
• 53:14
  Speaker 14: guys and I know Woody's got his death pact with
• 53:19
  Speaker 14: his dog. And I just wanted to tell you guys
• 53:23
  Speaker 14: that I love you. And when I listen to you guys,
• 53:28
  Speaker 14: I would be with my dog a lot of times
• 53:30
  Speaker 14: and we'd be hanging out and we would just be
• 53:33
  Speaker 14: doing normal day stuff. And I really don't think there's
• 53:37
  Speaker 14: a point to this call, except, you know, I experienced
• 53:40
  Speaker 14: something that recently happened to Jeff D. And I just like,
• 53:46
  Speaker 14: I felt this weird intuition to call you guys and
• 53:49
  Speaker 14: just leave this weird voicemail about, hey, man, we both
• 53:53
  Speaker 14: lost our dogs. We're all going through stuff together randomly
• 53:57
  Speaker 14: at the same time. I hope that's you, man. I
• 54:00
  Speaker 14: hope you're doing well.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: And let's not forget about Menace. Menace's dog just died recently. Yeah.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Morgan's dog was going through it. So, yeah, there's been
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: a lot. And, you know, that's what happens. You tell
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: enough personal stories. It's going to connect with somebody.
• 54:17
  Speaker 15: For sure.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: Something clicked with him. Yeah. Either way, appreciate the voicemail. 877-40-
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: You want the voicemail now? Whatever. Whatever the word is.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I really liked it that he called. I appreciate. I appreciate.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: I'm thankful he called. Oh, yeah, pre. I appreciate. Yeah,
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: I appreciate.
• 54:36
  Speaker 15: Yeah, you got to say it slower, like Evan Essence.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Evan Essence. All right, here's a voicemail. Now, we were
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: having that conversation about, like, what's the worst thing you
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: did as a kid? Like, the worst trouble you ended
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: up getting into as a kid. Someone left us theirs
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: in the after hours voicemail.
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, when I was 14... I got real mad at
• 54:58
  Speaker 9: my grandma.
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: And decided that I was going to run away. And
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: I decided to run away, and I ended up all
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: the way in Tennessee, from Indianapolis to Tennessee. I... Ended
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: up finding a female truck driver, and she was real nice.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: I like how he had to point out to her. Female, female. Yeah,
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: it's not gay, guys. Not that it would be, I guess. Like,
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: you know, maybe he's covering up for something. I'm not sure. Like,
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: what'd you do for that run?
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: She was like, yeah, I convinced her I was 18.
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: She was like, yeah, I'll take you. And I had
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: an online girlfriend. It was so embarrassing. But, yeah, ended
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: up getting caught, went to juvenile, and... They flew me
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: to Chicago and then back to Indiana.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. So I had an online girlfriend.
• 55:52
  Speaker 10: But I don't get that. Why would you get... Why
• 55:54
  Speaker 10: would you get put in juvie for that? Like, is
• 55:56
  Speaker 10: it illegal to try and run away?
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: It is? Well, the fact that he was at it,
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: let me tell you, as somebody who did this.
• 56:02
  Speaker 10: Okay, tell me.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: As somebody, when you're a juvenile and you're caught out
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: of state, they have to bring you to a place.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: So in the meantime, it's almost like a, just like
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: a holding kind of thing. So they can then transfer
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: him back to where he's from.
• 56:14
  Speaker 10: That makes more sense.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: So like, yeah, they brought him to the juvenile detention facility.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Not like you're arrested for leaving your town. Yeah, right.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: So they held him. I'm assuming that's what happened.
• 56:24
  Speaker 10: Because you have to do something with him. He's a minor.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Because that's what happened to me when I was at
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: that boarding school. Ran away with somebody else. And then
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: we ended up hitchhiking and we went from Central Oregon,
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: where the boarding school was, all the way, got to Seattle.
• 56:38
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: And then by the time we got caught, because we
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: passed out sleeping on some benches in a park there
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: in Seattle, and the cops woke us up and go, hey,
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: where the hell are you guys supposed to be? And
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: we had no idea where the hell we were. Yeah, right.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: We were dumb. Attention, kids. So then anyway, we had
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: been reported missing from the school in Oregon. And so
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: we ended up having to go and get transferred back,
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: transported back to the boarding school.
• 57:04
  Speaker 14: I see.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: From there. But we spent the night there at the
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: police station. They didn't bring us to like the juvenile
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: detention facility, but we had to spend the night at
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: the police station. Because of the four seasons? No, it
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: wasn't the four seasons. I wonder what happened to the
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: truck driver.
• 57:18
  Speaker 16: She's the one who probably should go to jail for
• 57:19
  Speaker 16: transporting a.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Minor, right? He said he was 18. Yeah, dude, that's weak.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: But there's no way. How are you going to find
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: that person? How are you going to identify that person?
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Because the people that we were hitchhiking with, like, Well,
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: who was it? I don't know. Who knows? Did I
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: get the license plate of the person who gave me
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: the ride? No, you didn't say they were a female, though, right? Yeah. Yeah,
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: you got to make sure because that way they know.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, he had a hot body. I mean, she
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: was hot. Here, one more from the After Hours voicemail. 877-44-WOODY. Hey, Woody.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: Craig here. You guys were just talking about silly stuff.
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: Women say, and my wife last night, my daughter took
• 57:59
  Speaker 9: a long hot shower, and my wife right after says,
• 58:03
  Speaker 9: I'm going to go take a bath. And I said,
• 58:05
  Speaker 9: you might want to wait. And she goes, the bathtub's
• 58:08
  Speaker 9: in the other bathroom, silly.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: So we only have one hot water heater. Yeah, bitch
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: be tripping. She doesn't know what a hot water tank is.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: It's a completely different room, don't ask.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were sharing those bitch be tripping stories. Those
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: are fun, man. Because those... Man, people say stuff and
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: you're like, what?
• 58:25
  Speaker 10: Well, and the funny part about it, like whether it's
• 58:27
  Speaker 10: your wife or this woman, it's like they'll kind of
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: die on that hill.
• 58:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: Like, what are you talking about? It's in the other room, idiot. Yeah,
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: you're the idiot.
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: 877-44-WOODY.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Text us over to 22987. We're going to take a
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: quick break. We've got some more Woody Show coming up
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: for you next. Dr. Terry Dubrow. Yes!
• 58:49
  Speaker 14: Finally!
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: From the show Bosh. I know, Greg is such a fangirl.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: I'm so excited. As is Menace. Yeah. Mr.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Dubrow.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: I have not met Dr. Dubrow just yet, but that
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: will change next. He's going to join us. We'll get
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: into all that. Man, I got to tell you, like,
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever seen Greg, Gina, Morgan. Yeah.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, we've had other co-workers kind of loitering around
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: who don't loiter around our studio. Why are you interested
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: in us all of a sudden? What are you doing
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: here right now? And, you know, we have guests through
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: time and time. I mean, it's not like every day
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: or anything. It is a big deal when the Woody
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Show has a guest in because we don't do a ton.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: Very selective. But our guest in studio with us right now,
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: very popular, Dr. Terry Dubrow is here.
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: Dr. Dubrow!
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I have to say, thank you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 13: Thank you.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: From Berkeley, right?
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes. When I saw.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: That, I said, besides I'm a fan, but I'm so in.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: Thank you. So you've heard of the show before?
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: Of course.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: See, I heard that and I didn't believe it.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I'm a sentient human being.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 15: Your office did send something like a long time ago,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 15: like a product from the Botched TV show, like a
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 15: promo item years ago to the show.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: I'm like, they actually listen?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 15: That's crazy.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: So he's the co-star of E's Botched, which Greg can
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: tell you everything. He's the sub-star. Ninth season, board certified
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: plastic surgeon. Greg's here. Greg's thing. And, you know, he's
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: talked about he's pretty much down for anything. Yeah. He's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: talked about like, you know, going in and just saying,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: all right, cool.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: This is this is my idea. And maybe you could
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: be the pioneer of this. We'll call it dealer's choice.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: I go to your office. You knock me out, which
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: I love. And then I don't tell you anything. You
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: just pick what I need because I'll just lie there.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: And then you could say, you know what? I think
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: he needs a bleph. I think he needs a neck, you.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Know, tightening.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: You could do a facelift, maybe take some, you know,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: do some lipo.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 10: Doctor, you're not.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: The God, but you are a God.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: Whatever you think I need.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Go for it. Look at Greg. What would you say
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: that he would need?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: This isn't true with me, but if you say that
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: to a plastic surgeon, right, they're going to look at your.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Bank balance.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Right, right.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: And design procedures according to the wallet biopsy they can do.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 10: Okay, so just a nail trim then.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: No, it's really, I mean, let's, okay, it's really all
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: about what bothers you, what are you into. But in
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: terms of just aesthetic surgery, you know, it really depends
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: on what the individual wants. For example, if you said
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: to me, which I would never let you do this
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: in real life, if you said to me, if you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: had to make a change, I would imagine the one
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: thing that, We would all agree when we look at
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: him right now. First of all, Greg, very handsome. He is.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Get to the good part. Look how skinny he is.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: Doesn't he look sickly skinny, Dr.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: Dubrow?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: He looks sickly skinny. That's what he wants to hear.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: I wish.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Are you on the GLP ones?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: No. He wants to be.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with them, by the way.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: The rest of us are.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm obsessed with them. I'm board certified now in
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: obesity medicine.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: I got some questions.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed. But I mean, Look at his lower eyelids.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Look at the left lower eyelid.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Terrible.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I want to see. Isn't there a fatty bag?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: There's a fatty bag.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. And it's uneven.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: There's like one fatty bag. Way better.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Actually, I've not really ever seen that.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Where there's one.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: Now I got something more to worry about.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Greg's not showing up tomorrow.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be obsessed with this.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry about that.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: It's awful. That's gross.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: No, it's not gross. Oh, that's weird.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: But.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: That's not every day though. Of course it's when you're here.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Well, that's good. Something for me to talk about.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: But it's an asymmetry.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: So in general, you know, asymmetries are better to be fixed.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: And that's a significant asymmetry.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: It looks like. You're swollen on one side and you're.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Not on the other.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: I agree. We all agree with that, right?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I see it.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: And then other than that, look at his skin. It
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: looks like he already does Botox, whether he admits it
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: or not.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: No, he admits it.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: It's been almost a year.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: I'm fiending for more. I also did FaceTight on the neck.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Did it work? Not really. Yeah, that's the problem with
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of plastic surgery these days. You know, we're
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: trying to move towards non-invasive procedures. where you don't have
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: to cut into people and lift skin and dissect. So
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: we do lasers and other energy transmission devices, but it's
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: so over-promised and under-delivered. They'll show you a before and after,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: and it's never a real before and after. So you
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: have to be careful.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about botched stuff for a second.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 13: Dr.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Dubrow is here, the TV show Botched, of course. You
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: said fixing other people's plastic surgery mistakes. And it seems
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: to be very popular. I don't know... really much about
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: any of this stuff at all, because I've kind of
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: figured like, I'm kind of the person who's too far gone, right?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: There's no fixing, there's no polishing a turd kind of thing, right?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: So like Greg, who's already very pretty, like Greg could
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: be his, what did you call it? A fatty bag?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Fatty bag. You got a fatty bag?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: That could be fixed. That's gotta go. But people are
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: going to Turkey. One of the other things Greg wanted
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: to do, he wanted to go to Columbia for absculpting.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: So you hear about these people going on these international
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: journeys to save some money and get these things done. Yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: Of everywhere on the planet, where are the most mistakes
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: coming from? Is there like the hair thing in Turkey
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: or Colombian sculpting or whatever?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: It's Tijuana.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: I was about to say from family members, I can
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: tell you it's Mexico. TJBBLs.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, and by the way, those are BBLs, a Brazilian
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: butt lift.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: From one area, inject on the butt, make it huge.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Those are very dangerous. You know, it's funny. I not
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: only do botched surgery as a sort of a specialty,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I'm a medical legal person. I'm testifying in court all
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: the time. So I'm constantly being sent everybody's medical mistakes
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: that are in a lawsuit now. And the ones that
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: are in a lawsuit, you can imagine those are even
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: worse because people didn't survive or they left sponges in.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing so many of those mistakes. And I see
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: a lot of that coming from Sort of Tijuana.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: So stay away from these kind of procedures in Tijuana.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: You know, I think there are certain things you don't
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: skimp on. You don't go because they're necessarily less expensive.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Surgery may be at the top of the list.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 9: Dr.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: Dubrow is here at Dr. Dubrow on social media, drdubrow.com.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: We're going to take a quick break. We have more
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: with the nice doctor coming up here next on The
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Woody Show.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: Hang on.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Our Dr. Terry Dubrow is here.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. This is so fun.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: Botched now in its ninth season. Board-certified plastic surgeon. We've
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: been talking about a lot of these, like the do's
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: and don'ts and whatever. We've already found out what Greg
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: needs to have done. Greg, I'm sure, is going to
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: be self-conscious about that now. Well, until I go see Dr. Dubrow.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: It's a 15-minute procedure.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, is that right? What are you doing this afternoon?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: So has anybody ever come to you and asked you
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: for something you just kind of flat out refused?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: All the time.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: Like what's the craziest request that you've gotten?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's to make me look like an
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: alien or to body mask.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: I've seen those guys.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, those guys are crazy.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Or to give, you know, gigantic breasts, go even bigger.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: You know, the bigger you go... In plastic surgery, when
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: you go to the extreme, that's when you start getting complications.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Because the body doesn't like to be super stretched or
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: super dissected or put under great tension. So you have
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: to be really careful about, you know, how much plastic
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: surgery you do at any one time. And by the way,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: people are still doing, plastic surgeons are, I'm not ragging
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: on plastic surgeons. I've been accused sometimes of ragging on
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: plastic surgeons, but I'm the botched doctor, okay?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: But sometimes they'll do 10, 15 hour operations.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Damn. That's supposed to be a surgery that long? Yeah.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: So question, when you hear people that say it's preventative. Like,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: that's a lie, right? I mean, you're just doing it
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: because you want it. It's not preventative. You just want
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: to get it done. You just want to get it done. Well, right. No,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, you just want it. Like, just admit it.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: You just want it. It's not preventative.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's a way to think about that. If aging
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: is a disease, right, and you do an early rejuvenative procedure,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: like an early-ish facelift, you're delaying it.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Preventing it. It's not preventative. All right, welcome back, everybody.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 8: Hey.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: The Botched Doctor is in the building.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Dr. Terry Dubrow is here.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: You can find him on social media at DrDubrow. DrDubrow.com
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: is the website. Of course, you know him from the
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: TV show Botched. Of course. The plastic surgery miracle worker. Absolutely.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Fixes everything.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: You know what's crazy is like now, I mean, in
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: a lot of different ways, not just like obviously you've
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: always been able to get like a nose job, a
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: boob job, these different things, these plastic surgery procedures. But
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: now in the agent you mentioned about like the weight
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: loss drugs, now peptides, which I still don't fully understand peptides.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: Because it's like, oh, well, you can be Tanner.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: I don't understand like, well, how does that work? But
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: like on the weight loss thing, like. You think, and
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: I know you've mentioned different things, like you don't think
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: fat will be optional. To be a fat person will
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: be optional.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: It's kind of optional now, to be honest with you.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, these drugs are like the biggest breakthrough in
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: the history of medicine, and they're extremely effective. And by
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: the way, they treat the number one risk factor for
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: all causes of death, which is obesity. So it is optional.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: You just have to go on the drugs. I'm obsessed
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: with these drugs. As I was telling you earlier, I
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: got board certified by the American Board of Obesity Medicine.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: So there's a bunch of them out there. Like what's
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: the best one?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: The best one, well, the best one. A lot of
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: talk about like RETA. RETA is going to be the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: best one because it's three hormones.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 10: We're not there yet.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: You love it.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: She's getting like gas station RETA.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that's great.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure even what she's taking right now is
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: actually Retta. Morgan, by the way, this is Morgan, one
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: of our producers.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 9: Hi, Morgan.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: Her dream is to get a nose job. She hates
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: her nose. How much do you think we can shave
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: off this thing?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Take a look.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: It's long and it's wide.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Morgan is very pretty, and her nose, by the way,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: is not horrible.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: See, thank you. That's what we've been telling you.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: Well, I've wanted it my whole life. So it's a
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: me thing. I just don't think it fits my face.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what? You know, I don't judge, but
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I sort of agree with you.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: I rarely do that.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: If you had, you know, a conservative rhinoplasty, nose job,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: you should go to Dr. J. Calvert in Beverly Hills.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: He's absolutely the best at this. Dr. J. Calvert with
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: a C. She would look dramatically better. The nose is
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: one of those things in the center of the face
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: would make a big change.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: In what way? Just open her eyes?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Well, if you asked her, I would... Bet you would say, Morgan.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, don't, don't, don't. I want to get
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: the expert's opinion here. Well, you would ask her what-
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: To get that nose that you're now picturing, because you're
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: looking at her face and you're saying, man, you would
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: look very different.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, I normally wouldn't first, but you see
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: if you agree.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: This is for entertainment purposes only, Morgan.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: You would take the bump down a little bit.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: You would turn the tip up slightly and refine it
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: And- Pretty much, that's pretty much it.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: A simple job, though, right?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: That would make a big difference.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Your nose is good already, but it would be very good. Yeah,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys can see what she doesn't like
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: about her nose.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Honestly, she's been saying this about her nose
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: for so long, and I go, I don't see what
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: you're saying.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Can we go back to the Retta thing? Because that's
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: really important.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: She's doing that now, too.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: I'm not getting it from a gas station.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: He's lying. No, she's getting it from a guy behind
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: a dumpster. That's not true. We know it's not FDA
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: approved yet.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not FDA approved. It's the triple hormone. It's
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: the best. It works unbelievably well. It's an anti-aging drug.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: Look at my guns, Dr.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: DeVos.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it preserves muscle, lean muscle mass, which is a
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: problem with these weight loss drugs because you lose fat
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: and a lot of muscle. But Eli Lilly is coming
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: so hard down on these compounding pharmacies that the licensed
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: compounding pharmacies are not making it anymore. It's fully illegal.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: So your RETA, even though you think you're getting it
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: from a good source, I would bet you if I
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: took your RETA and sent it off to an analytic laboratory,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: you'd be shocked that it wasn't RETA. And CBS News
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: just did a big analysis. They took 10 RETAs from
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: various places and- Three of them had bacteria in them.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen some of those reports. Yeah. That's what
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: makes me nervous because, like, you know, I'm using Zetbound.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Menace has been using Zetbound.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: That's the best, isn't it?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: I love Zetbound. Zetbound's been great, but I've been on
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: it now for, like, two years, and I think I'm
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: kind of getting to the point maybe where it's, like,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know what would be next. Probably Retta.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: Retta.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: That would be next, but you can't get it. Not yet.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: But you will.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: When is that dropping? Yeah. So like I stay on what?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: Zetbound until RETA comes out?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Or do I just get fat again?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: And then when RETA comes out, then I'll go back
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: on that?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Are you on 15 milligrams? Are you on the highest dose?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: You're not the greatest responder. So you'll be a much
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: better responder RETA. You know, everybody responds differently. How much
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: weight did you lose?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: I got to 299. I'm like, I'm not hitting 300.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: And now I'm 230.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: That's great.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: No, no, you look great. I'm just saying that's a
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: very high dose. I mean, that's like a diabetic dose.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. When do you think that the legit, quote unquote, RETA.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: So it just went through phase three clinical trials, which
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: is the last phase. It's super safe. And now they
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: just have to go through the final, you know.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: So what does that mean? Like how long?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I thought it would be this quarter. Oh, really? But
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: it won't be. It'll be first quarter of 2027.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: Is it going to be a trillion dollars for the
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: John Smith to get it?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: By the way, oh, yes, it's going to be very expensive.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: You know why? They spent $ 2. 4 billion to get it
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: FDA approved. I think they're entitled to get their ROI,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: their return on their investment, don't you think?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 7: Fine.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're all, all of us go, you know,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Big Pharma. Big Pharma. You know, thank goodness Big Pharma
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: is spending the money. I'm not a big pharma. I'm
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: not a political person. But thank goodness somebody's spending the
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: $ 2 billion to figure out if these drugs work.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 10: Well, and Big Pharma is the reason we live past 35.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Totally. But, you know, and I shouldn't get started on
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: this because I could talk about this for three hours,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: but AI is about to solve everything in medicine.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: You know, it just solved math. I don't know if
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: you're aware of that. Like the last... A thousand years
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: of mathematic problems have been fully solved by artificial intelligence.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: It's just about to solve biology and medicine and diseases.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: So I tell everybody the most important thing you can
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: do no matter what age you're at is preserve yourself
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: as much as possible because these age reversal things are
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: about to happen in the next two or three years.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: So what would that mean? Does that mean like diet, exercise?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: Don't die?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 9: Workout?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: No, it means... Like preserve yourself.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Preserve yourself. Those are the other things, but I'm saying
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: like what you're saying, like preserve, because these things are coming.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: So in the meantime, we should be doing what? Okay,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: so up your protein, right?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: I saw protein Pop-Tarts in the store the other day, guys.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Did you see those?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: Pop-Tarts with protein.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my God.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: They just dust it with protein powder.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: At the end of the day, at least two times
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: a week resistance training. Okay. You should do cardio and
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: just walk. Walk at a brisk pace five or six
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: times a week. And that alone will preserve you so dramatically.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: And if you're overweight, go see a doctor. Get on
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: a GLP-1 drug.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 10: I know that there's a lot of women who are
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 10: dissolving filler now in their face.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 10: And that's a big thing. Explants, taking the implants out.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 10: Have you been seeing a lot of this reversal stuff?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: That's the hottest thing. I just did a show. which
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: obviously wasn't successful because none of you have seen it,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: called Plastic Surgery Rewind. Okay. And we took reality stars,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: put them in a house, and they'd all had plastic
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: surgery and had to decide whether or not to reverse
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: their plastic surgery. So, yeah, the big move right now,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: you just nailed it on the head. It's the do
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: very little filler, reverse it, smaller breast implants. I like
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: where plastic surgery is going. It's less is more. It's better.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: Less clownish. Less giant crazy lips. Yeah. You just have like.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: It's like tattoos.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 10: How can a tattoo be trendy? It's forever. So like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 10: when all the women wanted the, what is the fox eye?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 10: That's going to last five minutes and then you're.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Going to be like, what did I do?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 10: So I don't understand that.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Same with the BBL.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah, right.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: You know, I mean, a BBL at 25, you know,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: doesn't look great at 55. Could you imagine?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: I don't think it looks great now. I'm with you
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: on that. You had mentioned that you're not a big fan.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: I'm not a big fan either.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: But Dr. Dubrow, I am a fan of you. I
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: think I like, I just like your vibe, man. And
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: you're very... You're very forthcoming. You're very honest about all
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: this stuff, which I appreciate. There's a lot of people
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: who just kind of, you know, will toe the line
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: for whatever industry they're representing or, you know, whether. But
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: you seem to be a very, very fair man in
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: your approach to these things and very appreciative of your time.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: And for and for coming in at Dr. Dubrow on
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: Instagram and social media. on the website drdebro.com and Greg
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: make your appointment what's the name of the appointment Dr.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Jake Halvert Halvert C-A-L-V-E-R-T.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: Don't worry I got you girl how much.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: Does something like that cost like just for what she
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: would need done.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: He's a little expensive but you tell him I sent
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: you he'll give you a discount I mean.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: You know yeah just a ballpark because we've been trying
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: to do things like she earns money toward her nose
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: job like.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: 10 to 15 He's probably more like 25. But by
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: the way, worth it. You want to do it once and.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: Do it right. Okay, that's true. All right. Just so
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: we know when we get the big thermometer made up. Actually,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: we can be like a big nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: Get to the top of the hill.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: That includes anesthesia and my commission, by the way.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: No, I'm kidding. All right.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 9: Dr.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Terry Dubrow, everybody.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, man.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Great for you.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: You got the cocaine hot sauce. All right. Cheers and jeers.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: We'll start with you, Seabass. Cheers, too. Sacha Baron Cohen, a.k.a.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: Ali G.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Who is I? His new movie, I never caught why.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: It was only out for two days. Intentionally, a very
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: limited release. The new Ali G. movie. I seen it.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: He's got a deal with one of those streaming services.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: Is it Amazon? I think it's Amazon. Is that just
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: so it can be eligible for movie theaters?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 15: For Oscars.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: For movie theaters?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: It can be eligible for movie theaters. Yeah, exactly. Well, maybe.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Because in Ali G, he hasn't, by the way, I
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: went there, bonus cheers, I got free crap. I didn't
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: realize it. They had a whole gift bag. They got
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: his sunglasses. They got a little koozie with like an
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: overpuff jacket. New York style. That's cool. I love that.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: That was a nice, pleasant surprise.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: Your man.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: Are you still infatuated with Sacha Baron Cohen?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: More now than ever. Have y'all seen him in the
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: news and interviews?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he looks good, right? He's so hot. Dude, Morgan's
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: got her basement flooded over Sacha Baron Cohen.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 17: I'm jealous of Seabass. I looked up so many theaters
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 17: near me to go see it. I want to give
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 17: this man my money, right?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Well, real fans make the effort.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: Okay, well, I couldn't find it near me.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, I couldn't drive too far.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: It was in like two states or two theaters in
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: the whole state.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: Guess what? I was in Atlanta and I managed to
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: go see it, so I flew to a different state
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: just to see it.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 11: But the actual movie itself was you think oh Ali
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 11: G's a 25 year old character He went above and beyond,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 11: did stuff we haven't seen in any Borat or Bruno movie.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: I can't wait.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 11: In fact, there was one guy in the movie who
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 11: preemptively said, I'm going to look– this is going to
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 11: make me look really bad.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: He didn't try to defend what he did.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: It wasn't that they tricked me.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 11: I did some awful– because he got real leaders of
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 11: people and he went under– I would say he did some–
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 11: Things in hotel rooms involving fluid transfer that.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, I can't wait! Some people in the movie are like.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 11: It's one of those things where everyone's laughing and then
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 11: they're like, ugh.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: Which I think is fun very often. He can transfer
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: his fluids to you anytime, right, Morgan?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 11: Anytime.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: I'm ready. Nice. Let's make a baby.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: Let's go.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 11: I can officially recommend the new Ali Jean movie when
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 11: it comes out on streaming to everybody.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: It was very, very funny.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: Is there a plan for that? I mean, like a
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: couple days in the theaters, then go right to streaming.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming it's going to be pretty quick. He did
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: so much press for this. He was doing interviews everywhere.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: I would imagine you want to capitalize on that momentum. Yeah,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: it is Amazon Prime.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 11: Not expected to, no announcement yet, but yeah, keep an
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 11: eye open for that. I'm sure you won't miss it. Gears,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 11: a very related Gears. Can we stop it already with
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 11: the goddamn popcorn buckets?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: Can't stop.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 8: Yes, please.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 11: And you might say, but Seabass, you're here talking about
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 11: the free Ali G sunglasses and the free koozie. Yeah,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 11: these were pleasant surprises that I could take or leave.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 11: It didn't cost me extra money. I was the whole
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 11: like walk up to the to the snack machine, the
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 11: snack machine, the snack bar aisle. It used to be
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 11: candy or whatever.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: It is now. No, no joke. 12 different popcorn buckets.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: It was Street Fighter. It was the Scream 30th anniversary.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: Did you see the whale one? Yeah. There was a
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: whale fall. There was Clayface.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 11: Not only could you get a Clayface popcorn bucket, you
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 11: get a special Clayface cup.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 8: Ew.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: So- Do the theaters, they're the ones keeping the markup
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: on these, right? Because this is another way for the
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: theaters to make money because you've always heard about they
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: don't make the money on the movie itself. They make
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: the money from concessions. So obviously they got to cut
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: in because that's not their intellectual property. So they got
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: to cut in, you know, the movie studio on, you know,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: the likeness or whatever for the bucket itself. I'm imagining
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: because they charge Big money for those stupid buckets. Well,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: the Street Fighter Guile popcorn bucket was only $ 53. Oh,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: my God. That doesn't sound real. And you wear it
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: on your head. No, you don't. It's super cool. Are
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: you talking about three cents worth of popcorn that goes
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: in it, right? I mean, so that's just pure profit.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: And so, like, as we've said a thousand times, oh,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: it's so cool. It's so neat.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 11: Where does all this crap go? It goes from the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 11: popcorn bucket to the Funko Pops to the goddamn.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 15: My display case at home.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: To the goddamn.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 11: Trader Joe's bags that are 15 new ones. Where are
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 11: we putting all this new crap that we're constantly, that
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 11: we constantly need and buy?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Number one.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 11: And number two, I don't want to hear one God
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 11: bless word about plastic bags ever again for.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: The rest of my life.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 11: And every state that has banned plastic bags now makes
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 11: us carry paper bags that tear.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: The instant you touch them.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 14: True.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Can go F off.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 11: And anyone who voted for that crap can go F off.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 11: Because if we're buying $ 53.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: And it's just nothing but plastic. Yeah. But I don't
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: claim to care about the plastic. Because I know if
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: you do, you're a hypocrite. God, you suck. Absolutely right.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 6: Can I have that koozie?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Uh, yes, you may. Aw, babe. Wow. What are you
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: going to do with it? After that big rant.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you want more garbage in your house?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 11: And I will say this, the, like the oversized puffer jacket,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 11: which you see in all the other trailers, actually the
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 11: least funny, like he did. So he, he intentionally hides
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 11: a lot of stuff that's revealed later on, which I
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 11: say about all his movies.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: He's really great.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 11: He hasn't given it all the way in the trailer.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 11: Because there's some real surprises and real shocking stuff in
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 11: the new Ali G movie.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: Morgan, cheers and jeers.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: Well, now that I'm all hot and bothered.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: Cheers.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 17: Seabass, this might be helpful to you in life. I
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 17: think I have found the ultimate life hack. I know
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 17: we love life hacks on the show. And that would
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 17: be to be a third wheel with a married couple.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Because, oh my gosh.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 17: I had an adult sleepover this weekend with my friends
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 17: who are married. And it's like I had a wife
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 17: and a husband together. The husband aired up my tires
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 17: when we were doing things. The wife was cooking for
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 17: me the whole time, like, making sure I had everything
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 17: I needed.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: It was, like, the best thing ever.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: It's like you're their child.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: And now people are going to ask, does third wheel mean, like,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: full service?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: No, like, you know me.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: lesbian-esque things, right?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: Over the pants.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: But I'm not, like, sleeping with them.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: But you got some.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 10: Of the spoils of the husband hanging out.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 6: I got all the perks other than the sex.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: So wait, so what was the situation? Were you, like,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: visiting them in town, kind of visiting them?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, no, I see them every weekend. But UFC started
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: at 7 a.m., so.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 17: I didn't want to drive there in the morning. And
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 17: they were like, just stay the night. Let's make a
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 17: whole weekend of it.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: That's how it starts.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 6: You know, like bring the lube and all that.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, you don't want to be on the couch.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 11: It's uncomfortable.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 17: Well, they did tell me that as well. But it
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 17: was just, I don't know. I got the best of
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 17: both worlds. Like I got a husband and a wife.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: This is how it starts.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: If anyone wants me in their home.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: Morgan's trying to be the H3 podcast.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: I'm willing. My jeers goes to TikTok shop. Have y'all
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 6: ordered anything off of TikTok?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, all the time. I love it. I'm obsessed.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: I think I've opened Pandora's box.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: And it's going to be really dangerous. It's so convenient
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: and easy.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 17: They got me because they're like, here's 60% off whatever
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 17: your first purchase is.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, okay. So Greg, I got this perfume.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: Why would I buy perfume online without smelling it? It's
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: supposed to be like Louis Vuitton. And I think it
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 6: smells good.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: A dupe. Yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 10: It kind of smells like Angel, you know, the kind
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 10: of baby powder-ish vanilla-y.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, give it a whip there, Greg.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: It's not bad.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: It's nice.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: So, like, I got the thing I ordered in the mail.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 17: I got 60% off, but my jeers is I think
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 17: I'm going to be addicted to TikTok shop now.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: It's not bad. It is powdery.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah, very baby powdery.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: Very feminine, very powdery.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: But you used to wear one that, remember how freaked
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: out I was that I wanted to compliment you?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: You were turned on. I was like, hey, Morgan, I
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: just want to.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: Let you know, you smell so good.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: I'm all rotted up by your scent. And I don't
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: know what that one was. It was kind of like
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: when George was infatuated with Elaine for a minute. Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 10: And he's just uncomfortable.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 7: Oh, I liked it.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: It was awkward.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: But I like the initial one better. I mean, that
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: one's not bad.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 17: Yeah, not bad for like blindly buying perfume on the internet,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 17: I guess. But yeah, shout out to Juicy Couture, Viva
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 17: La Juicy.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: So why would it be in jeers to have something
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: new in your life that you love? Because she doesn't
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: have that kind of TikTok shop money.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 10: And you're going to go to Spendingsbury?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 6: I won't say that. I'll say like because I had
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: a great weekend. I don't have another jeers. But also
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: that I think this is a dangerous thing.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 15: Well, because it's so easy because it pops up in
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 15: your timeline and it's literally one click.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 17: And all the videos are like, oh, check girls like
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 17: wearing sunglasses.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 6: Like I got so many compliments. And then the link
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: right there.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: See, that's the thing.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 10: It's just too easy. I have the Amazon spending habits
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 10: of a much wealthier person. I can't stop. And I
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 10: haven't started TikTok, but I'm scared to start.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: Don't get on there. This person says that TikTok shipping
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: is the worst. It takes forever. No.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 15: Maybe initially when it first launched, but now it's so quick.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: This probably took like five days.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: Shout out to China. Yeah. That's not bad.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: It's way different.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 6: So Greg, does it get the Greg approval?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: No, it's good.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: It's nice. I'm just going to constantly compare it to
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: your original.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: It seems a little like almost teenagerish though, Greg, doesn't it?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: Um, Or the polar opposite, like more like an old lady-ish.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: A tiny bit. Here, pass it to Woody. See what
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: he thinks. I don't know. I don't think it's old lady-ish.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: It only cost me $ 10 with all my coupons.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: It's fine. She ran out of perfume. It does smell
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: old lady-ish. It must be the baby powder.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 13: Dang it.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: It's a hint old lady.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 6: Well, you want it, Sammy?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: Who cares what we think? I'm kidding.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 15: Yeah, the one that takes forever is the Instagram.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I bought one thing off of Instagram, and I
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: forgot I had ordered it when it arrived. Oh, yeah,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: I bought shoes six months ago. 877-44-WOODY. You can send
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: us a text, of course, and check in. Do that
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: over to 22987. Quick break. More Woody shows next.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 9: Hang on.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show will be right back.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: We have a bunch of stuff on the Woody Show
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: feeding table. Oh, my God.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: Menace brought in some pastries because Menace was in Austin
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: for the F1 thing.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 14: Oh, yes.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: He told us about it. He brought in some pastries
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: from Tom Segura's.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 7: Knew it. Knew it.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Anything a celebrity, Menace will attend.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 15: Well, I want to support him because he's let us,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 15: you know, be a part of a lot of events.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: I agree. Well, how was it? Did you have anything
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: while you were there?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I had some pastries, so I brought some.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: First, Greg, can we see the note? Greg, Greg, the note.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: The note on the pastry says... Save for taste test.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: It's for the best. That's why Seabass didn't take it
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: and try to give it away. Is that what the
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: note says?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: Save for taste test. But that's why it had to
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: put the note on it. I appreciate menace.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: Chichabamba.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 15: They have three locations in Austin, Texas. Woody, I would
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 15: know that you would want to try one of their
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 15: chocolate chip cookies.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: Here's one. Oh, nice. Look how massive that is. Oh, God.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: Those are big. Yeah. These look great. And then I
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: got some pastries. I got some blueberry pastries. Oh, Danish,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: which I did try. It was delicious.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 15: And I believe the other flavor I did not try
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 15: is pear.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: Did you actually read it? Look how menace wrote it down. Greg,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: you missed the joke.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 10: Oh, Tatsy Test.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't even see that. Save for Tatsy Test. Oh, okay.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: He misspelled taste. I read it like Tannis would read it. Oh, dyslexic. Yeah,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: there you go. T-A-T-S-E. It's as if it doesn't matter.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: But anyway. Stop having fun, guys.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 15: It's actually like a restaurant as well.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: What's it called? Yeah, it's a cafe. It's Chicha Bunghole.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: Chicha Bonnie? No, no, no.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: Chicha Bombonis?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 15: No, now that you guys are saying it wrong, I
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 15: can't say it right.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: Chicha Bumba.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 15: But just real quick, though, it means fat little kid.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: Nice. And then my stepmother sent a delivery of food. But, like, man,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: all things go through Gina, it seems.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah. She was so sweet. She found me on Facebook.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: She sent it to you? Yeah. To your house?
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: So that you could bring it in?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 10: And then I wrote on it, so I tried to
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 10: make it personal. Yeah.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: So she sent... Oh, wow.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 10: I don't know what's in there.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's more baked goods.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 14: Hell, yeah.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, look at... Oh, my God.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 10: I think she got a little bit of everything.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: Look at these things. She's like... Individually wrapped.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: Beautiful.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: Look at this thing. What is that?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 10: It's like almond chocolate croissant.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: Like a cone form. Yeah, she always sends, like, for
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: my birthday and stuff, she'll send stuff here. She's so sweet.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: She wants all of us to be able to... Eat.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: What a sweetie.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 10: Love her.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: Aw, babe. Dude, she has been put to work by
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: my family.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 10: I don't mind at all.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: I didn't know you were palsy with Woody's stepmom. No,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: now we're best friends. We're legally best friends. She was
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: working in secret. My wife had this big thing going on.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: My wife pulled off a legitimate surprise for me for
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: my birthday. That bitch. because you know i hate surprises
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: i i don't like surprises of any kind she was
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: worried about that um no but you know what and
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: it was uh it was it was very nice total
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: surprise it was just a whole setup about how you
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: know we were going to be going out to dinner
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: with some friends who were in town just one couple
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: who was in town and another couple who we always
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: see we always go on vacation together to that resort
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: in mexico right very plausible So we went out for
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: drinks ahead of time, and then we were going off
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: to another restaurant for dinner. Well, when we got to
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: that restaurant, there was a separate party room that had
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: been reserved. And it was not only those couples, but
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: some other couples who made a special trip, including Mike
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: the Showkiller. No way. Lucky. Rizzuto.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. My friends Kevin and Patty, our friends Jim and Katie.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: And it was a total surprise. Wow.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was very nice. That is so nice. Oh,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: my God. I know.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 10: Jen just had to keep thinking, like, he's going to
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 10: get over it. He'll hate me and he'll get over it.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: But these are all people, though. It was super thoughtful,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 4: super sweet of my wife. And, man, she really did
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: employ Gina because she was trying to keep all the
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: expenses and stuff off my radar.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: So, like, when the credit card would get hit for something.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: She had like other people buy stuff and then she
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: would like somehow reimburse them.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 10: And also she would do that. And then she had
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 10: to buy gift cards to buy things anonymously.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: So she would see that she would go to the
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: grocery store and, and buy Visa gift cards that she
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 4: can then turn around and use those to purchase the
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: things for this piece.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: Pretty smart.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 10: Very clever.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: No, it was for the cake. She got this custom
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: cake that was very cool. That's high-level scam thinking. Like espionage.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: You know how she learned this? She learned this from
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: one of the other moms. One of the other neighborhood moms,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: because I think I told you the story. The husband
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: is very much like got a thumb on her when
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: it comes to spending. And so the way she got
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: around it is she, when she goes to the grocery
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: store and she gets like eggs, she also buys $ 200
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: worth of, Visa gift cards.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 10: Hell yeah. And then she uses those.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: To purchase the stuff that she wants. And somebody said, well,
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: how does the husband not realize the new shirt or
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: the new shoes? I'm like, the husband's not paying attention
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: to that stuff. He's never going to mention your haircut,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: your shoes, whatever you're wearing. We don't notice that stuff,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: but we will notice if you spent 200 bucks at
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: The spa.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 13: Yep.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: Or from wherever it's coming from. You go, what the
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: hell is this? Pro tip, ladies. So that's where she
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 4: learned that trick.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 10: Very smart.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: She's going to be so good at cheating on you.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: I got to tell you, man, it was really sweet.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: The gift that Mike the Showkiller got me, it was
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: super personal.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: Where he had like this road case, like you would
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: see like, you know, people carry equipment and stuff in
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: for bands and things. And he had recreated, he went
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: online and found a place to recreate the bumper sticker
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: that was the bumper sticker at the time that I
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: worked at these radio stations. Every radio station I've ever
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: worked for. That's a great idea. He got a sticker,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: like the vintage sticker printed up and it was on
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: this road case. So like of all the different stuff.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: And then inside was an item from that city. So
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: working in Pittsburgh, it was an Iron City beer box.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: Pint glass. Oh, so sweet. Different things from the different cities. Yeah, yeah. Wow,
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: he actually did something good.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: From Chicago, it was like Garrett's Popcorn. Nice. Things like that.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: Did he tell you how to fix the show? From
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: San Francisco, AIDS was in there. Monkeypox. No, I'm kidding.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: But I thought that was very sweet. That's super nice.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: Everything was super thoughtful. Now, the one thing I will
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: say about the show killer is afterwards, because we were
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: no longer able to find any bar or anything that
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: was open at this time of the night. And so
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: we ended up back at somebody's hotel room where we
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: emptied out the room service bar. And everybody's having a
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: great time. When Mike... goes in and starts an argument
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: with somebody over billionaires not paying their fair share. Tell
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: me that doesn't track. And he said something about Jews
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 4: and Palestinians. Now, Mike is Jewish, right? And he was
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: like trying to bring up like, I want to understand
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: more about, but why are we talking about this now?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: We had this great night and whatever. And he's going
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: in on like, it was like, oh, everyone's trying to.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 15: Change the subject. Well, at least it caused.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: Change, right? It was, it was so Mike, it was,
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: it's what the show killer does. It was just so Mike. Well,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: the other person probably brought it up first and he
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: was just trying to diffuse this. Oh, hold on. And
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: the thing is, when you're hanging out with some of
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: my friends, man, my friends look for these opportunities to
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: go toe-to-toe with people. They love it. They don't shy
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: away from that. I know, but coming off... And for
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: no other reason just to get on, just to get
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: into Mike, you know?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: Coming off such a thoughtful, oh, babe, to 180.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, you loser. But it was funny. And I thought
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: it was very nice, you know, I mean, he made
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: the trip across the entire country just for this one
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 4: night and to have an argument about billionaires not paying
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: their fair share. Pretty funny. Shout out to my wife.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: She was very cool. And, you know, amen. She says
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: never again. It was too stressful. Yeah, I thought she
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: was going to have a hard time. Big landmark birthday. Wow.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: Now I feel like an idiot.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 9: Asking me all these questions when I'm hammered.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 8: Is not fair.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: Well, it was it was really big during covid. People
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: were going online and just taking this time to do whatever.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: But they were they were looking for, you know, how
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: to do something, how to learn, you know, taking online
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: courses or how to make sourdough.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: So bored. You know, but that's I mean, that's where
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: you go. That's where you go. We want to know
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 4: how to do something, anything. Just go on YouTube or
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: what's the– it's called Wiki– WikiHow. WikiHow. Yeah, Morgan was
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: telling me a little bit about this WikiHow.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 17: Yeah, and on their website, they legit say the quote-unquote
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 17: most trusted how-to site on the internet.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 6: So I'm like, okay, this is a trustworthy site, right?
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: It's got to be real good. However– Yeah, so I
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 4: asked Morgan. I said, hey, because she was explaining it
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: to me. I said, hey, why don't you dig through
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 4: some of these and find– you know, a couple of
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: things on there that you think would either be useful,
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 4: like either for you personally, or maybe for somebody else
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: on the show.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 17: The stuff they have on their Instagram is pretty out there,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 17: but I found something for all of us. So this
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 17: first one here is how to tell if your wife
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 17: is lesbian.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, everybody write this down.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 6: This could apply to a few people in the room.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: Thank you, WikiHow.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: If you're feeling disconnected from your wife and noticing a
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: shift in physical intimacy or emotional distance, it's natural to
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: wonder why. What's going on? Could she actually be a lesbian?
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: Perhaps she suddenly developed a very keen interest in queer cinema,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: listening to LGBTQIA plus podcasts, or gushing just a little
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: too passionately about her latest female celebrity crush. While these
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: subtle cues might raise an eyebrow, don't play full-time detective
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: just yet. Plenty of straight folks... Go through dry spells
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: or admire women on screen. The only real way to
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: know is to skip the wild guessing games and have
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: a gentle, honest heart-to-heart in a quiet, private setting. Approach
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: her with love and respect. Ask open-ended questions and give.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: Her room to share her truth.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: Whatever unfolds, don't forget to take care of yourself, too.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: acknowledge your emotions take a few deep.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 6: Breaths and consider.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Leaning on a therapist oh there.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: It goes yeah there it goes wait a second i
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: have a question you find out she's a lesbian then
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: you ask if you can watch all right so i
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 4: wonder why she's a lesbian the big.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 10: Life hack that's right the big life hack to finding
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 10: out if she's a lesbian is.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 17: To ask her well after all those steps yes but
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 17: you don't want to assume too fast.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: Like she's listening to, you know, gay podcasts. Lesbian podcasts.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 10: Queer cinema.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she traded in her car for a Subaru.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 6: Okay, so now y'all know what we're working with here.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: You used to have carpet in your house, but then
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 4: she ate it all.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 7: Red flag.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 6: Red lesbian flag.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Then she might be a lesbian. A wiki how.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: Who is this guy?
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, the voiceover guy? I have no clue.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a lesbian.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 6: He should be put on a list.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 4: No kidding.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, this next one. Sammy, this one's for you.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: You might need help. Sammy, wiki how? Yeah, how to.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 6: React when your boyfriend kisses you in public.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, Jerry. Smack him in the face.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 6: No, you hate this.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: She hates that. Yeah, what a piece of garbage. She
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: hates that so much.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: Getting kissed in front of friends can evoke a mix
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: of emotions like excitement, shyness, or embarrassment. If you're caught
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: off guard, it's natural to blush. Acknowledging it humorously can
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: help ease the moment. A brief return kiss is acceptable,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: but keep it light to avoid discomfort among friends. After
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: the kiss, try to re-engage with your group while being
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: considerate of others' feelings, especially if someone is going through
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: a tough time. If you need more intimacy, take a
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: short walk together, but... Ensure you return soon. If you're
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: uncomfortable during a kiss, gently pull away without making a
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: big scene and maintain a calm demeanor to keep things
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: comfortable forever.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 4: Calm down. No, see, that's where she messes up. No,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 4: you flip out, you punch her. Because she snaps at him.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: I told you not in front of my co-worker.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 10: He gets a brow beating.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 15: I'm not saying with your boyfriend, Sammy, but with this guy,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 15: the girl is like, I don't want to be seen
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 15: kissing you.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 6: It's got to be that, right?
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 6: Like, leave me alone, you creep.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 5: And if you need more intimacy, take a walk and
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 5: go to some back room.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 6: Right, but not for too long.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: Get back quickly, though.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 10: Get back to your friend.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 4: Hang it out.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 4: And you find this stuff helpful? No, not at all.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know how this came across my explore page.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 12: He reminds me of the teacher on Love on the
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 12: Spectrum who teaches them how to act on a date.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, the girl?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the girl.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 17: Okay, so maybe that's not useful for you, Sammy. Bort,
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 17: I have something for you, my friend.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go, Bort.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 17: Here's how to deal with dumb people.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: How to deal with dumb people. You ready? Here we go.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: Dealing with difficult individuals can be frustrating. But maintaining your
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: composure is crucial. It's essential to remember that intelligence varies.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: Keep in mind that everyone has different strengths. And low
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: intelligence isn't a choice. Adjusting your expectations can lead to
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: a more pleasant interaction, as not everyone will meet your standards.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: Focus on the person's positive qualities and try to understand
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: their perspective.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: See, I think this is more helpful for someone like Seabass,
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: because Bort... Not that smart. No, Bort's overall a very
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 4: kind and gentle person. And I feel like you do
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: find the thing– he does focus on the things that
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: he does like about somebody. I will try my best, yeah.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 11: Overall kind of gentle, but I've never done anything that
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 11: would be considered an outburst or especially HR-worthy.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure. Because you've needled him to the point of breaking.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 7: What, me?
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 4: I wasn't even present for the last one. No, what
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: are you talking about? I'm saying when it comes to
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 4: you specifically.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: This is a great stop down there, Seabus.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 4: Like you, you, you have, you really do a great
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 4: job stopping down.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 13: Sorry.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: Man, you're so good at this. But what he was
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: saying is something that I think Woody maybe was not
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 4: fully informed upon. Oh, see? Maybe I'm one of these
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: dumb people that you've got to figure out how to
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 4: deal with.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 11: That's why I'm reaching out to you and helping you,
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 11: meeting where you are.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 4: He has to think like Woody. Maybe this is more for,
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 4: you know, something more that CBAT should be paying. Yeah,
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: because I'm listening to this and this guy talking. It
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: does sound like something CBATs could benefit from more than
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 4: even Bort.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: Pleasant interaction, as not everyone will meet your standards. Focus
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: on the person's positive qualities and try to understand their perspective.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: This fosters compassion and makes you a better colleague and friend.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 6: You know what that is?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 4: Avoid... Yeah, right? I'm fostering compassion.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: Engaging in controversial topics and respond to rudeness with kindness.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: This often diffuses tension, ultimately. Prioritize your emotional well-being by
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: practicing patience and maintaining a polite demeanor. Rather than getting drawn...
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: into conflicts.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 4: Resist the urge to just yell. I agree with that.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 4: I've never blown up on anybody.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 6: Intelligence is not a choice. Okay, last one I have here. Seabass,
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 6: this could be for you as well.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay, here we go.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 6: How to stop feeling desperate if you're single.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. He started the year with saying that he
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 4: wanted to be married by the end of the year.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: I agree. This is good.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 15: The clock is ticking.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: The clock is ticking, dude. We're getting down to it.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: Baby fever.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: Careful of the desperation.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: Does watching everyone couple up trigger a panic that you'll
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: wake up alone realizing life has passed you by?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: Desperation is a terrible master. And chasing a relationship just
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: to avoid being single will only land you with the
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: wrong person. First, lock down your standards. Stop entertaining.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 4: Yes, you have. I don't think that's a problem. My
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 4: standards have been locked.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: Stay locked.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Eight and above only, right? I mean, not only,
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: but for, you know, to be seen in public with, yes.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 4: Did we know that? So besides, let's say they're a nine.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 8: Oh my God.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 4: Just for the sake of argument. Let's say they're a nine.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 4: Which by the way is extremely hot. But they have
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: kids from a previous relationship.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 7: Ooh.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 4: Okay. Are they rich? So, like, think about, like, let's say. No,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: but they're independent. They're not rich. Yeah, she supports herself. Yeah,
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 4: they're not rich, but they are. But she doesn't support you.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: You don't have to pay for them personally. You don't
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: have to support them. And the kids live with her. Okay.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 4: How old are the kids? Let's say seven and nine.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 11: I would prefer older if it was going to be
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 11: like that.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 10: They need Papa.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 4: Okay. She'd have to be.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 11: I mean, I would say I would consider it because
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 11: a nine, especially after kids. I mean, that shows dedication
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 11: on her part. So it shows discipline.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: And those who don't match your vibe. And quit fishing
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: for compliments or announcing your singleness to anyone who makes
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: eye contact. Shift that frantic energy inward. Treat your alone
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 3: time like the rare luxury it actually is. Dive into
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: niche hobbies. Take yourself out on high-end solo dates. And
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: remember that a partner is supposed to compliment your life,
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 3: not complete it. If you just can't stand doing nothing,
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: try meeting people in relaxed settings like volunteering, community events,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: or group clubs where you can connect without an agenda.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, you are part of the improv group. Right,
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: which is not to meet chicks. No, not to meet chicks.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 11: I'm saying, but like, you know. I'm in a cinematography class.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 11: I go to gymnastics and swimming and group workout and
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 11: boxing and kickboxing classes all the time. So I'm not
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 11: leading like a crappy, like solitary.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 10: But is part of the reason to do that? Like
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 10: is even 10% of the reason to do that to
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 10: meet people?
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, if it happens, it happens. But I am never,
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: I have never.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 11: Asked anyone out in a public setting like that because
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 11: that's just, if that's that's sideways you might see him again.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 4: Right the idea of like that's how creeps happen don't
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 4: crap where you eat yeah right Well, that's one way
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: to put it.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: Makes sense.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, I tried.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 15: But the number one thing with dating people, they said always, like,
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 15: if you keep on living your life and nothing's happening,
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 15: you definitely have to change your environment.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 5: You have to go do different things.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 11: Because how do you meet your wife or your husband?
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 11: You're at school, at the job, and doing, you know,
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 11: activities you both share in.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 4: But isn't it the way they always say, like, anytime
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 4: you're looking for anything, it could be your keys, your sunglasses,
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 4: a partner.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 4: You know, like whenever you're actively looking for something, it's harder.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 4: That's true. If not impossible. The minute you stop like
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 4: focusing so hard on it, that seems to be when.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden the thing you've been looking for
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 4: the entire time is totally right there. I see what
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 4: you're saying. These are two separate issues.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 11: Yes, you're right, because it creates, it's the watch pot
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 11: never boils sort of thing.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 14: Correct, yeah.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 11: But what Menace is saying, if you're around uggos all
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 11: the time, you've got to change your environment.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I said.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 11: It's like if you had a job where it's only dudes,
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 11: you know, you work at Home Depot.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're never going to meet anybody.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 11: Right, but if you're a line cook at Hooters, that's
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 11: the difference between being a line cook in prison, you know?
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: And before the break, Morgan was walking us through some
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 4: of this wikiHow stuff that was popping up at her
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: feet all of a sudden. We're learning. And one of
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 4: them was like, how to stop feeling desperate if you're single.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 4: And she was, you know, wanting Seabass to hear it
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 4: because Seabass has a goal of being married by the
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 4: end of the year. Time's kind of running out. Maybe
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 4: his standards are too high. He does say that it's
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 4: eights and above, right? And he's got all these other rules.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 4: Which is the opposite of what the advice was. The
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: advice was lower your standards.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 4: Text here says, I find it impossible to believe that
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 4: Seabass can pull an eight or above with a bunch
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 4: of laughing emojis. If he's ever pulled a hot chick,
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 4: it's probably because he bragged about who he is and
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 4: they think they're going to get something out of him
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: like free concert tickets. That would be classified as hoes
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 4: and not the quality that he thinks they are.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 11: Look, it's very easy to make baseless allegations on the text,
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 11: but I don't have to even tell you because this
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 11: came up... Recently, and you guys were like, I can't
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 11: believe it. Every time I see him, it's with a
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 11: hot chick. Morgan said that. Greg said that.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to say every time. And many times.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 4: There's that one chick that you brought to Greg's house
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: that one time. We're like, wow, she's pretty. She's a lawyer.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 4: She was friendly. We're like, what are you doing? Not you, her.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 4: We told her. What are you doing?
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 11: And as I've always said, and no one has ever
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 11: proved me wrong, I do not put... anything about my
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 11: job in any kind of dating profile, blah, blah, blah,
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 11: online stuff. There are women who I've dated for months,
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 11: didn't even know I was on this show.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think this show is going to impress anybody.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 5: And it's not like we have a mountain of concert.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 15: I believe Steve Astley doesn't use his celebrity.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 4: So suck it, loser texter. Greg, this is a, She
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 4: just gave me a clip for this. This is something
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 4: for you because you don't like nose rings. Oh, it's
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 4: not that I don't like them. They should be illegal.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 4: And this is something called nose ring theory.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 6: Apparently on the internet there's this thing called the nose
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 6: ring theory.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm intrigued.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so listen up.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, so this is from WikiHow.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 3: There's a theory for everything, including what having a nose
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 3: ring means. The nose ring theory claims that having a
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: nose or septum piercing... automatically means you're a radical leftist, toxic, undateable,
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: and making trauma your personality. Originating as a bit of
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: sexism from the manosphere, people often comment this phrase to
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: dismiss women online instead of replying with a real argument.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 4: See, hold on. Are we conflating two things here? Yeah, well,
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: here's the thing. Because Greg's thing, I think, literally is
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 4: just an aesthetic. It's an aesthetics thing. I don't think,
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 4: I don't put any sort of personality traits onto them.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying that you could be the best looking
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 4: woman on the face of the planet. Put in a
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 4: nose ring. And you've destroyed yourself. Physically. Greg's opinion. And Greg,
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 4: would you say that septum piercings, the bullring, are even worse?
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 5: But I know women, I know somebody in my life
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: who's got both the side one and the septum.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 10: Oh, that's a lot.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, gross.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 11: And now, Greg, I'll steal man this, as they say,
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 11: for the other side.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: As opposed to straw man.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 4: Women wear necklaces and earrings, and that doesn't make them gross.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 4: They don't puncture them through their faces. Just to put it,
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 4: this is Greg's personal opinion. Of course it is. Based
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 4: on science. Based on facts. It doesn't change anything for anybody. Like,
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 4: if you like it, you can have it. But you
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 4: can say that about any opinion. I mean, I agree.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 5: If you like a certain movie that I don't like, hey,
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 5: watch it 5,000 times.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 4: Let me help you, Greg. I don't care.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 11: Actually, then the reason the septum piercing especially is different
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 11: is It doesn't draw attention to an area where mucus
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 11: and slime and stuff come out of your body.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 4: That, too. As opposed to an earring. Like, any time... Fluids,
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 4: once they leave your body, they are gross. Yeah, but
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 4: people like butts, and that's where duty comes from. Exactly.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 4: But I'm talking about.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 11: But I'm not talking about the act of putting duty out.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, pee-pee comes from wieners. I think you're making
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 4: my point. It's fine when it stays inside where it belongs. Now, Greg, I...
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 4: I'm with you on the bull nose. The bull nose thing.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 4: It's disgusting. It doesn't matter who it is. It's so gross.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 4: Some people can pull off certain looks. I've yet to
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 4: find a person who can pull off. Well, no, not
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 4: all nose rings. I'm saying.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 4: It's all. No, the bull ring. The bull ring, I've
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 4: not seen one person who can pull it off. I
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 4: have seen plenty where I'm like, all right, you know what?
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 4: It's a little thin. No, you look and you think like, oh, you.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 5: Don't realize you have a zit? Oh, wait, it's a
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 5: nose ring. But I don't equate it.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 4: Or go like, oh, well, this person is trying to
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 4: conflate the two. Now, again, forget the political stuff. Let's
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 4: just talk.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 11: About the kind of signal you are sending and what
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 11: it says about you. This theory is accurate in that respect.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 11: All you have to do is look at the numbers.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 11: Look at the super hottest sorority girls, beauty queens, CEOs
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 11: of companies, movie stars.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 7: Movies.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 11: They don't have the septum piercing. They don't have the
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 11: purple hair that's cut short and wavy. They don't have
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 11: that because their lives are going great without it. But
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 11: when you do, when your life isn't going so hot
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 11: and you got problems and you want to make your
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 11: personality about your whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, then
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 11: you start throwing crap at your face because that's easier
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 11: than actually getting.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: Hot in real life. Can I make another argument about that?
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 4: Go ahead. So maybe you're not a model- Or maybe
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: you're not getting those jobs as a CEO in these
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 4: things because the style you've chosen. Like we say, like, oh,
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 4: you're going to get a face tattoo. You're going to
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 4: get a whatever. You've ruined a lot of chances. Now
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 4: you've excluded yourself from those types of things. It's self-selecting
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 4: in both directions. So it's not that you're not hot.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 4: It's just that now that having, you know, certain piercings
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 4: or tattoos or certain style or whatever you've decided to have,
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 4: the people that have the horns put in and And
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 4: I also question– Like all these other crazy– guess what?
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: You're never going to get the job as the CEO now.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 5: And I also just question certain things. I was binging
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 5: this show called Dangerously Obese.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's dangerous.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 5: It's essentially a ripoff of my 600-pound life. There was
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 5: this one woman who, spoiler alert, ended up dying.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 5: But she was, I think, 685 pounds. She had the
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 5: grossest leg I've ever seen. It was hard to look at.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 5: And I'm halfway through the episode and I thought, oh
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 5: my God, she has the nose ring, not the septum,
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 5: but the side one. And I thought, do you see yourself.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: In the mirror to begin with?
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 5: And then, hmm, how can I make it even worse? Oh,
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 5: I'll have a metal zit on my nose.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 4: It's what I just said, Greg.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 11: They want to do something, but the hard thing to
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 11: do to be actually attractive is just that.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 4: It's hard.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 11: It's real easy to think. Throw something in your face.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 11: Get another Pokemon tattoo or Tigger tattoo. Dye your hair purple.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 15: Get your nails did. It's called flair.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 4: Look into it. Here, one more thing for Greg that
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 4: Morgan found from WikiHow.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 17: I mean, we know you have Mario, but God forbid
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 17: something happens and you want to find another femboy.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 4: Just in case you need to get out there. Another femboy.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: How would you do it? Somebody's not getting invited.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 3: Here are a few tips to landing the femboy of
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 3: your dreams.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 7: Right, Craig?
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 4: Femboy. That's what I'm looking for. You just got disinvited.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 3: Hit dating apps like Tinder, Hinge, or Grindr. And connect
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: online via X, Instagram, Discord, or Reddit. Just be sure
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 3: to interact naturally before sliding into the DMs. Prefer in person?
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 3: Check out local LGBTQ plus clubs, pride events, or queer bars.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 4: When you strike up a conversation.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 3: Where.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 4: Are those at? Morgan, hi, I'm Greg. Nice to meet you.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 4: The first time. Greg, in the community... Are they called
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 4: queer bars? I have never heard anybody say that. A
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 4: queer bar? Not once. Let's defer to Menace. Whoa, really? Yeah.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 4: I've heard of a queer bar. Where are the queer bars?
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 4: I understand what they mean. I'm saying in the community.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 4: Gay people aren't saying, oh, there's a great queer bar.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 4: Who wants to go out to a queer bar? They'll
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 4: say there's a gay bar. I've heard my gay friends
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 4: say gay bar. I don't know. They're not going to
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: queer bar. That's not what I was saying. No, we don't.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 4: We don't use that. You don't use that? No.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: Compliment their style, not their body. Since femboys are big
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: on creativity and self-expression, keep your body language chill with
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 3: your shoulders back and arms uncrossed to show you're approachable.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: Most importantly, treat them like an actual person, not just
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 3: an aesthetic. Femboys tend to push the gender envelope and
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: challenge societal norms. So ask about their passions.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 15: Credit cards and alcohol.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 7: Easy.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we know what the passion's about. Sounds too high maintenance.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: Too much work.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 4: I don't think femboys are for me either, Greg. Yeah,
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: let's not go to the queer bar. Now that I'm
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: hearing the rules. Yeah, let's not go to the queer bar.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 4: How is your current femboy? To pick up femboys. How's
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 4: your current femboy, Greg? I know. I like that you
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 4: threw in the word another.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 6: That was a joke, right?
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 4: Oh boy.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 4: Look, I got disinvited from Greg's house for literally nothing. No,
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 4: you got disinvited because Mario hates your guts. But why? Gee,
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 4: I wonder.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 6: You did real.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: Stuff.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 5: You want one concrete example? Last time we were all
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 5: staying in the same hotel. I think it was for
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 5: Menace's birthday or something like that. And we had a
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 5: hotel room on the exact same floor. Mario and I
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 5: were leaving our room to go downstairs to the bar.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 5: Seabass was going to his room. So we were going
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 5: to pass like ships in the night. And what did
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 5: Seabass do? He puts his head down. physically down, looks
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 5: at the wall, and walks right past us. He can't
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 5: even muster a hello tomorrow.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 4: He always does that. First off, there's.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 7: Been many events.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 4: He wanted a reason. That's one of about a hundred.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 4: There's been many events where I've been kind and said hi.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: What do you mean no? I've been there. What does
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 4: no mean? It means no.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 11: You've never done that. You're coming from an uninformed situation here. So, Morgan,
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 11: my point being, I didn't say hi to Mario one
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 11: time in a hallway.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 4: I can't go to Greg's house. That was just one example.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 4: That was one example. Of a hundred. Maybe because you're
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 4: a bad listener. Maybe you should open your ear or drum.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 4: That's going to do it for Monday. Full show podcast.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 4: Find it by going to TheWoodyShow.com or get it wherever
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 4: you get your favorite podcasts. Back tomorrow, Tuesday, we got
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 4: an all-new show. Tuesday on The Woody Show, Cart and Arcs.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 4: Also... Another chance for an extreme weekend trip to London
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 4: for Menace's birthday month to go to Raising Cane's. Yes. And,
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 4: of course, the My Chemical Romance ticket giveaways for the
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 4: Hollywood Bowl. That will continue every hour today and all
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 4: this week here on The Woody Show. Anything you got
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 4: for us between now and Tuesday, you can leave on
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• 1:58:10
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• 1:58:12
  Speaker 4: us there at the woody show yeah all right greg
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 4: gory parting words of wisdom please.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah dinosaurs didn't drink soda and look what happened to.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 4: Them It's a very good point.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 10: Great observation.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: You know, we were just talking about that at the
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 4: beginning of the show.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, look, look. About all this soda slander. I know.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 4: People always coming after Big Soda. Yeah, I know. And
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 4: they're all gone. But soda's big good, guys. Mm-hmm. Big delicious.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 4: It's mad delicious. Mad delicious. I would bathe in it
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 4: if I could. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 4: You got it, Wood. We thank you so much for
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 4: giving The Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 4: You know we love and appreciate you for that. The
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 4: rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 4: here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 4: I quit this bitch.