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FULL SHOW: Can we all avoid Mariah Carey before Christmas? · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jon Woman Being Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that's us broad to you by Hello Fresh The
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  Speaker 2: experts and Tastes that kiwis love with the j Ben Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Cheers to Dilma making the world a bitter Tea.
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  Speaker 2: Belong Monday Morning. This is the podcast for a Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Just watching a very funny clip.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I know if you've seen this clip, you know
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  Speaker 2: it has Buller. He's got in UFC circles.
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  Speaker 1: He is very popular, so Buller he is like he
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  Speaker 1: is I think from a part of Russia where it's
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  Speaker 1: quite common with very very small people.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, very short. But he said like twenty six
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  Speaker 2: years old. But Mike Tyson, the boxer, was just talking
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  Speaker 2: about it and he got to meet him, but thought
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  Speaker 2: he was a little child baby and he was like,
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  Speaker 2: ess a good morning, Yeah, I guess, and they were
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  Speaker 2: like play fighting, and Mike Tyson's now talking about in
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  Speaker 2: an interview going yeah, I thought I thought I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was a baby. I'm sorry, I thought it was
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  Speaker 2: a baby twenty six years old.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: But also then I'm like, would you do that to
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  Speaker 4: someone else's too.
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  Speaker 2: I think on their neck?
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  Speaker 1: And he was being quite playful. Has this kid one's a.
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  Speaker 2: You're right though, I mean I don't come around your
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  Speaker 2: house up there, you know, because you always wondered it
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  Speaker 2: was that like a setup or what was going on there, But.
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  Speaker 5: It's apparently not.
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  Speaker 1: I love has Buller. There was a time that was
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  Speaker 1: being fed was has bull of content kind of dropped
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  Speaker 1: off the old algorithm. Now, but podcast, I hope you
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  Speaker 1: enjoy it. It was a big it was a big weekend,
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  Speaker 1: high low Buffalo. We're going to kick things off with
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  Speaker 1: and you'll soon hear this, the highest energy happy birthday.
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  Speaker 4: They are children, so you didn't do a high low Buffalo,
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  Speaker 4: but your daughter's birthday was at the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: We ran out of time. It was four minutes, twelve seconds. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well yeah, I get the high was the party. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the low was as you're hearing the podcast to a
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  Speaker 1: hock tour scandal. That was probably the low and the buffalo.
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  Speaker 1: I think I saw a monkey peeing on another monkey,
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  Speaker 1: which made me happy.
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  Speaker 2: Laugh doesn't mean enjoyed the podcast. We'll catch tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: We started something last week. I introduced to me from
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  Speaker 2: you know, a young kid at eight years old.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, we do this at school.
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  Speaker 2: High low Buffalo was kid. Yeah, so I was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: she made us all do it at the dinner table,
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  Speaker 2: and I thought maybe we could do it on a
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  Speaker 2: Monday morning after the weekend. So you're high of the week,
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  Speaker 2: you're love of the week, and for some reason, the
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  Speaker 2: buffalo is the funny thing. I still didn't I kept going,
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  Speaker 2: what's by buffalo?
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  Speaker 1: But it just rid. I think that's that's the only
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  Speaker 1: reason I don't don't question what was your high? What
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  Speaker 1: was your low? What was your buffalo of the weekend?
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  Speaker 2: My mom, I just got the high. My mom came
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  Speaker 2: to stay, actually came back from a boomer trip over
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  Speaker 2: you know, one of those classic boomer trips overseas.
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  Speaker 1: Now Friday Friday, it was a little grieves that he
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  Speaker 1: got message from his mum going, so you still called
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  Speaker 1: to pick me up from the airport, And he was like,
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  Speaker 1: she never asked. She's assuming we've had a conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So I don't know. When I picked up
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  Speaker 2: my mom from the airport Friday night. Friday night, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, norm he goes against my picking up of
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  Speaker 2: family members of the airport.
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  Speaker 5: Time and Friday night I was about six thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Friday, he's still evening. No it still cuts
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  Speaker 2: Friday night, but I was loving to see her, so
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  Speaker 2: that was high. The week she does potters around, does
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  Speaker 2: a whole lot of washing.
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  Speaker 6: It was great.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go live the weekend. Actually up in this morning
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  Speaker 2: the cat. You know, when the cat starts to vomit,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, and I sort of tried to carry him,
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  Speaker 2: but it didn't quite work out to get him outside.
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  Speaker 2: So did you catch the vomitors? No, the floor and
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  Speaker 2: a whole lot of other stuff caught the bombit this morning.
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  Speaker 7: Do you walk away?
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  Speaker 1: No? Walking away? But some times over the weekend he
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  Speaker 1: did the right thing. He picked his mum up on
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  Speaker 1: today night and stuff all over town. It's got Buffalo.
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  Speaker 2: A funny little story happened Friday night when I was
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  Speaker 2: out with my wife and who I got recognized for?
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  Speaker 2: Who they thought that thought I was. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 2: about that a little bit later on show.
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  Speaker 1: We'll watch New Zealand. That was it? No, was it allan?
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  Speaker 2: But I'll tell you later on All right, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: Well high low Buffalo.
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  Speaker 1: Shall I go?
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  Speaker 4: Hi was probably going to the zoo. I took my
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  Speaker 4: kids to the zoo for the second time ever. It
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  Speaker 4: was pretty quick. The skied of most of the animals,
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  Speaker 4: but it was it was fun.
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  Speaker 5: And the elephant's going I think I might have seen
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  Speaker 5: the elephant.
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  Speaker 4: For the Boom as a Boomer, I think it. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think we're going to have any elephants.
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  Speaker 1: When is the elephant what It seems like a mission
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  Speaker 1: to move in elephants.
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  Speaker 5: Because they need they need like multiple elephants.
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  Speaker 1: It is just on his own.
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  Speaker 4: So little do we know, Like Boom has probably been
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  Speaker 4: real sad for a long time, so it's about elephant.
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  Speaker 4: But that was my high low delaying Christmas, which I
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  Speaker 4: will get to later on the show, because I went.
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  Speaker 5: On and on about how I was going to put
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  Speaker 5: up my Christmas tree.
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  Speaker 1: You did.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to find Christmas game after eight o'clock based
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  Speaker 2: around your love for Christmas and Buffalo.
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  Speaker 5: My Buffalo.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's funny. You'll probably think it's funny.
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  Speaker 4: I made my son some dinner last night from.
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  Speaker 5: Scratch, as you know, I.
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  Speaker 1: Like to do handmade.
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  Speaker 4: Creamy spaghetti, and he didn't eat it, and he said
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  Speaker 4: at the end, you need to stop making food, Mummy,
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  Speaker 4: it's yucky.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hey, what is the bag up spaghetti sausages?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever had a can of what Spagheinian sausages?
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  Speaker 5: Give it as what the sausages?
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  Speaker 2: What's the meat?
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  Speaker 1: Who knows? Anyway, listen my high low buffalo. It's four
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  Speaker 1: minute sixteen. We probably talked too long. No one cares
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  Speaker 1: about my weekid.
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  Speaker 3: We'll move on the hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Mister Ellie in right now to try and quiz us
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  Speaker 2: on the New Zealand Heerior Daily Quiz. We try and
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  Speaker 2: get ten out of ten, but when we get one
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  Speaker 2: question wrong, it's all over for the day.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this is back if you missed it on Friday,
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  Speaker 1: Ben Boyce lobbied heart to end the music game, which
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  Speaker 1: is the madness of the music game.
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  Speaker 2: Oh like, I just put it out there after two
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  Speaker 2: weeks of plague along and pass well passively plague along.
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  Speaker 2: Like the listeners, I was just like anyone else, finding
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  Speaker 2: this ridiculously hard.
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  Speaker 1: It was like you had to guess a song of
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  Speaker 1: float single drum beats and stuff. Megan was very good
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  Speaker 1: at that disturbia.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we played this one for we can do it
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  Speaker 4: again and see how you go.
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  Speaker 1: No good. He put it to the people and the
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  Speaker 1: four votes came through one hundred percent. Saying it's too hard.
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  Speaker 1: Go back to the Herald quits. Yeah, and here we are.
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  Speaker 1: So here we are back to the New Zealand Herald
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  Speaker 1: Daily quas And I.
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  Speaker 8: Just want to remind you that on Friday you got
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  Speaker 8: none right, But we learned that us they make the
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  Speaker 8: most amount of picture. Yeah, make a lot of Is
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  Speaker 8: it baking pictrol? That's what they stumbled, Yeah, mining petrol, Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Biggest producer of gas. I think was the Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, you go and.
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  Speaker 5: Use that at the weekend to anybody, But.
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  Speaker 2: It's still my head rounded disturb me. I've heard that
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  Speaker 2: nine times down. I still didn't get that.
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  Speaker 1: Question number one on a Monday morning.
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 9: In which movie did Sir Sha Ronan earn her first
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  Speaker 9: Academy Award nomination?
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  Speaker 1: He's the one who's don't you yeah bones?
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  Speaker 5: Peter Jens kills the bars in an interview from the Grahame.
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  Speaker 1: She had a great point. She had a great point.
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  Speaker 9: I'll give you the three options, because the three options
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  Speaker 9: are Lady Bird Brooklyn or Atonements.
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  Speaker 1: Not lovely Bones.
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  Speaker 2: You're so confident, Yeah it was Atonement.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that your answer? This my answer?
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  Speaker 5: The character?
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  Speaker 1: Well then I had no idea.
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  Speaker 5: What about you're guilty, pleasure softy, it's not a rom comment?
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  Speaker 3: That is it?
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  Speaker 7: Serious? Serious? I watched the media says at school.
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  Speaker 1: Generally win big awards for ROM they should do. And
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  Speaker 1: what's the next one? Mate?
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  Speaker 7: Next question?
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  Speaker 5: Which New York borrow borrow.
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  Speaker 7: Is the largest area? Is it Manhattan, Brooklyn or Queens?
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  Speaker 1: She should go Manhattan, and wouldn't you well, Queens, you
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  Speaker 1: go one of those?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because Manhattan's very condensed. But there's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people living in a small but then.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think Manhattan's very big. It sounds like the
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  Speaker 5: big one, but I don't think it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably a condensed CBD.
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  Speaker 5: I just know lots of people there from Queens Queens Queens.
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  Speaker 1: Does sound it sounds more you know, more spread out,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't it? Queen Queens? All right, all right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we're two down. We're going to try and get ten
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  Speaker 1: in a row. Let's have a quick break. Give us
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  Speaker 1: a little teaser about the next question in the alley.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, next question is what does u X stand for
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  Speaker 9: in design terminology? Is that user experience, unique experience or
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  Speaker 9: universal experience?
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  Speaker 1: If you think you know you can text two four
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  Speaker 1: for eight seven.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can go to the text machine once, so
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  Speaker 2: four for eight seven if you're a designer.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, we are in the middle of the New
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  Speaker 1: Zealand Herald Daily Quiz. Three questions down and we try
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  Speaker 1: and get ten in a row every morning. You can
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  Speaker 1: texton four for a seven if you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know nothing on Monday morning and it's hard to talk.
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  Speaker 1: We just did a social video and we keep calling
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  Speaker 1: the show the cho the show coming up on the show, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like the show swarm up. We'll get there by seven. Okay,
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: what's the question for Themigan.
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  Speaker 10: God?
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  Speaker 1: Wake up producer Ellie?
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  Speaker 9: Question for who was the youngest player to win a
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  Speaker 9: fee for World Cup? Is it Diego, Maradonna, Linel, Missy
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  Speaker 9: or Billy?
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  Speaker 5: Oh jeez, it's Bill like Madonna? Just one name, I.
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  Speaker 1: Guess so Belly. I would for some reason on guard Maradonna. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna go Maradonna too, just sound sound like Madonna.
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  Speaker 1: That seems like a rock solid reason too.
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  Speaker 2: He had the hand of God when he well, he
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  Speaker 2: said that we basically scored it with a handball, but
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  Speaker 2: he said it was the hand of God.
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  Speaker 1: To win the World Cup.
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  Speaker 2: So I know he won the World Cup, but I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how young he was, so yeah, there's locking in.
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  Speaker 1: We're locking in the youngest ever.
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  Speaker 4: Ye.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, it's okay.
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  Speaker 5: He should have got one name like Madonna.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how how old he was when he
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  Speaker 2: won the World Cup?
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  Speaker 1: To that same look, Mayor, I do know, Diego Maradonna
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  Speaker 1: went on a bloody huge binge, didn't he Yeah, loved it.
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  Speaker 1: He was just on any of all the bloody it.
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  Speaker 1: He was pulling it up.
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  Speaker 6: His was.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he probably never bought a drink in his
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  Speaker 2: life after you winning the World Cup, So.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 9: Pile was seventeen years and two and forty nine days
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  Speaker 9: when he won a World Cup final match on twenty
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  Speaker 9: ninth of June nineteen fifty eight.
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  Speaker 6: It was so.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy, that's insane. It was just a bag, you spoke.
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  Speaker 1: Grace sn wiki the Silver.
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  Speaker 2: She was eighteen when she made the New Zealand team.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing, incredible when they do that.
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  Speaker 4: Because that means have spent a lot of their teenage
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  Speaker 4: years being focused and not a bag exactly.
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  Speaker 2: That's making the silver first. That doesn't mean when she
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  Speaker 2: started playing against adults. Yeah, that's when she made the pinnacle.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty incredible. Yeah, so there we go. Well we'll
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  Speaker 2: never forget the Palais was the youngest ever football winner.
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  Speaker 1: The newest biggest producer of gasoline.
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  Speaker 5: We're collecting fact actually.
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  Speaker 1: Speak of football.
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  Speaker 2: Really epic football match over the weekend between the Auckland
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  Speaker 2: f C and the Phoenix. It was the big in
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  Speaker 2: the area.
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  Speaker 1: Bomber tweety two dollars back two dollars. There we go.
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  Speaker 1: It was a huge one and big wager between Patty
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  Speaker 1: Gower on the show and the owner, the CEO of AULKLANDFC.
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  Speaker 1: Will bring up.
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  Speaker 3: Speedie's the jonavan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Another big weekend of sports. The All Blacks a bit
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: of a nail bider over England. They won that one
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  Speaker 2: Tonga bit the Kiwis in league that was another nail
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  Speaker 2: bider by one point.
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  Speaker 6: Jeez.
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  Speaker 1: The tongue and support is incredible. Shoots and just the
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  Speaker 1: flags every time Tongue Now also more are playing. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like the flags are getting bigger and bigger, dangling
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  Speaker 1: out of the cars every time. I literally saw one
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  Speaker 1: which could have could have covered a queen size bed.
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  Speaker 1: You know that's a big flag dangling out a passenger window.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a home game in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was incredible to see the support. An incredible
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  Speaker 2: game of league. But tongue world done to them. And
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  Speaker 2: also the Auckland FC and the big local derby against
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  Speaker 2: the Phoenix and Wellington. They're the new team in the
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  Speaker 2: Australian competition where the first time the two Kiwi teams
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  Speaker 2: have played against each other.
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  Speaker 1: And it was too nil to Auckland lubs in the area.
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  Speaker 2: Too nil.
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  Speaker 1: Now, we spoke to Nick Becker, who is the CEO
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  Speaker 1: of Auckland f C. Came into the studio Friday and
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  Speaker 1: we brought them up to speed on an article that
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  Speaker 1: our colleague, former colleague Patty Gowert had written on Auckland
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  Speaker 1: f C. All sorts of wild claims, wasn't he It's
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  Speaker 1: calling them.
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  Speaker 5: Up and be hooligans.
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  Speaker 3: He was.
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  Speaker 2: He was saying the port which is their official fan club,
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  Speaker 2: is not there's nothing to do with the ports.
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  Speaker 1: You know that it's miles away. Can't sound like chat
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  Speaker 1: g p T wrote them, he said, called them a
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  Speaker 1: fake football club. Now, Petty gw we call Patty gow
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  Speaker 1: and we put him on with Nick and the band
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  Speaker 1: was flowing back and forth.
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  Speaker 11: Is a semi FA Football Club in New Zealand. And
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  Speaker 11: that is these.
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  Speaker 12: Are fighting words, the big words, Paddy, so prove it.
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  Speaker 11: I don't want to have a fight with you.
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  Speaker 10: I understand.
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  Speaker 1: I want to. I want to put it out to Pad.
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  Speaker 1: If it is three nil, fine will take that.
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  Speaker 12: But if it isn't, I say, Paddy has to be
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  Speaker 12: in the port, the.
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  Speaker 6: In the port, the game in the port, mate, it's
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  Speaker 6: not going to happen.
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  Speaker 13: So I'll go one better. I'll go one better. I'll
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  Speaker 13: wear an awcand f C jump. But you can even
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  Speaker 13: put my name on the bank there you go put
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  Speaker 13: my mouth.
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  Speaker 2: So he said all that.
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  Speaker 5: I forgot that. I thought he was just saying if
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  Speaker 5: they win, but he was.
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  Speaker 14: The beat was for three nil. It was a very
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  Speaker 14: risky it was. He was very confident. Now he said
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  Speaker 14: a lot of things as we all do. Yes, talk
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  Speaker 14: a big game, but we need to find out.
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  Speaker 1: Today if he's going to follow three is he going
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  Speaker 1: to go into the eye of the Auckland supporters and
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  Speaker 1: an Auckland top as well, just turning his back on
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  Speaker 1: his teeth.
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  Speaker 2: I mean in some ways least he's wearing an Auckland top,
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  Speaker 2: like if he went into the eye of the supporters
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  Speaker 2: wearing a Wellington top.
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  Speaker 1: They know what would be worse? Yeah, yeah, so maybe
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  Speaker 1: you can end this conversation with it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And it's a hits on a Monday morning.
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  Speaker 1: But new said the cricket.
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  Speaker 2: Over the weekend, the black Caps won three nil against India,
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  Speaker 2: which is the first time India's ever lost in ninety
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  Speaker 2: five years.
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  Speaker 1: Three nils any team and he's yealing?
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  Speaker 10: Did it?
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  Speaker 1: You? You just you Jarez cricket, don't you? And cricket
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  Speaker 1: you love? What does this mean?
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  Speaker 2: Is this is pretty huge Jackson. Yeah, only twice in
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  Speaker 2: ninety five years have we ever beaten India at a test?
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  Speaker 1: Serious, you know, and now we win, you know, three
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  Speaker 1: to row, which is pretty incredible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Now a huge cricket fan being boys and obviously I
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: just mentioned it before. And Meghan, you you gave been
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: a glimpse into one of your favorite hobbies, which was,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: you know, pampering yourself. You gave him pink painted nails.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Are they still with you?
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Been through pretty much just that I've been picking them
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: off that now.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you got to enjoy something, Meghan, Yeah, loves
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: doing now he wants to return the favor. That's right.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Now, this is quite exciting. Neil Wagner, Black Cap. He's
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: got a new book out. He's coming for an interview,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: and I was like, well, hey, why don't you do
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: the As much as I'd love to do the interview,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I'll give you the joy of talking cricket on the show.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: Much on a pretty historic day for oh yeah, yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: And you know, nothing nothing zero about I could.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Just I would just be like, yhistoric day, that's good,
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: start great stat let him, let him, let him roll
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: into it.
• 16:03
  Speaker 10: Now.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: The interview is happening after the show today. We won't
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: be in the studio, but we've got Mike Lane, who's
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: part of the Alternate commentary collective Big Cricket Person. We
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: got him in to give you a couple of tips
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: about interviewing Neil.
• 16:16
  Speaker 15: How good looking is he?
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's very good looking. So he doesn't play anymore.
• 16:22
  Speaker 15: Well done, he doesn't play for the black Caps anymore.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: First thing, how would you pronounce his name Neil Wagner?
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
• 16:33
  Speaker 15: Is it Wagner or Isner? I don't know. We call
• 16:38
  Speaker 15: him Neil Wagner, and I don't know if that's correct.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Am I going to look like a deck if he
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: comes in and I'm like, good morning, Neil Wagner.
• 16:45
  Speaker 15: You're laughing, don't call him. He's quite aggressive on the field,
• 16:52
  Speaker 15: nicest guy you'll ever meet when you meet him, quite
• 16:56
  Speaker 15: relatively short and stature.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to bring up that he's reasonably short,
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: has got anger issues and.
• 17:02
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, are you German?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: So there we go. Those are some of the PRIP
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: tips you've been given, Megan, And this is happening after
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: nine o'clock. This maiden is going to conduct her first
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: bit of a cricket reference there.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: I just don't want to offend him like he's a
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: professional who's done awesome things in its field.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: That's quick googly ye. Maybe research will mean you won't
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: have fit them.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Research questions, you won't to fit them at all. I
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: give you come in and say cricket sucks, and you might.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Have fit them.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Just because I'm not interested doesn't mean it sucks.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: But you see, you've literally seen cricket sucks.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: It's a big week of the two this week, guys.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: The Uish elections taking place Wednesday our time, and can't
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: at all due respect to women and I love women. Jeez,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Trump are taking on Harris and Carmela actually went on
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live for the comedy Show in America and
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: the comedian Maya Rudolph was there dressed as Kamala and
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: they sort of went back and forward and had a
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: bit of fun with their name.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Kamala.
• 18:09
  Speaker 9: Take my Pamela.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: The American people want to start the chaos.
• 18:16
  Speaker 15: And and the dramaa with a cool new step MAMAA.
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: Keep backing our Pajamaala's and watch a rum Kamala.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Like legally Blondola and start decorating for Christmas.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Follow LALAA because what.
• 18:36
  Speaker 15: Don't we always say?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Keep Kamala and carry on Ala.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: She did really well.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: She did really well.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: A frenzy crowd, I mean, geez, they were very cool
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: that she went on that show. And we'll bring up
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: to speed throughout the week on the election.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: We're speaking of a frenzy. Yesterday popping my daughter's birthday
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: and was the tour guide of you know, eight just
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: high intensity girls taking them through the zoo. You went
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: to the zoo to Megan and I was like, I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: feel like the tour guide. And then one of the
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: girls keep saying, keep saying very loudly, you're the hock
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: tour guide, and we're like, you got, you got. Because
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: she would say it and then other people would smile
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: like other adults do, would smile. She'd be like, tour
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: of the Zoo, and I'm like, please, please, you got?
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: You got?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, but you can't really expire the same situation.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: You can't really explain the full reference.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: What are these girls twelve?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: She had no. I don't know if she had any
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: understanding of it. She was just a fun thing, staying
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: a reaction. Me and my son were like, please stop
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: saying So anyway, I was the hot tour guide and
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: came home birthday cake. Hi, listen to this. I know
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: you don't like the happy Birthday song, but boy, oh boy,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: they gave it there all. Wow, we're still recovering. Names
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: are still recovering.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Look, my problem is that sounds usually quite depressing, so
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: that's really.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Upbeat slow, but it just picked up momentum.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: We talk about a lot of sporting events over the weekend.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: So we've gone hard on sport this first day, haven't we.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Well, you're just to take it a little in another
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: competition that we haven't talked about so far, to do
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: with a cake making competition, a big international cake baking
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: show in Britain, a huge one.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: And have a look at this.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I got the picture from today's New herold. Is that
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: a case a life sized version of Taylor Swift? Like
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: a full sized version of cake stands upright of Taylor Swift.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: But unfortunately, when they were transporting it for the competition,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: both the hands fell off during the transportation and the
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: lady who had spent over one hundred hours making the
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: cake didn't have enough time to put the hands back
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: onto and so she had to pull pull.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Herself shake it off.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: She shook her own hands off and she had to
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: be out of the competition.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: But it's incredible. How do we take a photo of
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the picture in the paper and put it on now
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the headsprey for social and yeah, we'll.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: Put it on find that photo like online.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I hold it up like some sort of hostage situation
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: that I can hold up.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Baby, We'll take a photo of the paper.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, but incredible, like incredible looking cake, I.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Mean yeah, yeah, I mean it's nice, like a full size. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: it taste like, it looks like, it looks like a
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: blow up dole of Taylor's.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: But it does. Is it giving around the fact it's
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: like a bit puffy.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Jesus, you made cakes, but we've made every cake in
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: the Woman's Weekly Birthday Cake Book.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I could do it, but you're been
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: hearing a world cake baking I would have expect did
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking that's incredible. I'm thinking that it's like you
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: look at that and go tell us offt you know
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: those wax. I mean, look at this statue of Dwayne
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: raid Or the basketballer didn't even look anything like him.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: This looks exactly you know, exactly who it is. It's incredible.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: So anyway, after seven o'clock, it's very defensively, Oh, it's
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: a credible I'm just to say here ago someone's been
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: one hundred hours on that looks awesome.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Of course, the heads that JOHNA and Ben podcast.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Less than fifty days took all around about fifty days
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: till Christmas.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry, the Far Away, Far Away, and we are entering
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: that season two where you'll start going Megan the kindergarten.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: You'll start going to the end of year presentation ceremonies
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: many a school assembly. You know you're go and watch
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: sort of kids stand up on a line and hold
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: certificates in front of the chest, you know, like they're
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: classified documents. I love. That's so cute though, isn't it
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: when with a beaming smile. And also the wrap up
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: of big dance recitals too, and I've begun dance recital
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: wrap up season. Now it's a whole season where those
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: were treated to an entree. My daughter's dance was Todal.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: She's a very good dance. I'm very proud of her.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And she's seven classes.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: A week, seven classes.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Every day sometimes too or night. She she's into it, mane,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: she's into anyway.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of a lot of a lot of
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: they really saw you coming, didn't they?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you need to do tworking class is an essential?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: No anyway, so they had. But here's my pitch to
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: that whole the whole classes, next class, the shows, like,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: so you know, you go to India wrap up shows
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: and I know you've done your time in the theater
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: are now yeah, as let's just I mean, all the
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: kids are really talented. I want to front foot, but
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't care about other kids dancing, and
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I don't. I just want to go and well let's go. Okay,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: so six fifty seven boom, you tell me when I'm there,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: put us on a spreadsheet. We all go and you're
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: watching kid and you're out by seven o three. You know,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you watch them do their thing then, because you're what
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the ninety five percent of what you're watching over an
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: hour and a half is strange children.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: They're not straight, just stranger, especially in dance recitals. Like
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: when I go watch by door to the shows, this
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: is a show. There's a story you're just watching, probably
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: the single dances.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Right, you know, I kind of check out. I won't
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: look it. But anyway, we've got some Hollow Fresh to
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: give away this week, don't we.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: The Hello Fresh Summer Box.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have your chance to win our summer box
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: all thanks to Hello Fresh, Nono the summer Hello Fresh
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: just helping you discover the joy of cooking and spending
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: more time enjoying the things that you love. So not
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: only do you get to make delicious meals, but you
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: get more time in your evenings. So if you want
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: to win a week's worth of Hello Fresh. One of
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: us will pull a number out of our summer box
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: and you'll want a great summer themed price as well
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: as a week's worth of Hello.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Fresh a summer themed price. It's a tough collection of words.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Summer theme prize. Now I need to get to christ
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: you shall we Good morning to you and Jen? How's
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the weekend?
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Hello?
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Happy Monday?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It was good?
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 25:02
  Speaker 11: How are you good?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: High?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: He loo and buffalo of the weekend has been like
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to do? What was the high and the low?
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Um or?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: That's hard?
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: The high would be I don't act.
• 25:15
  Speaker 9: If I've got a certain high.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: It was a bleak week.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: On the weekend.
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: Getting to the weekend was great.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Well you're just surviving. That was the high? Well, Imagen
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Right now you need to pick Megan bean on myself
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: to pull out a Hello Fresh meal from the box
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: and you'll win a corresponding summer themed prize. Summer themed prize,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: what is that?
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Let's go with Bege.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: You've got a good summer vibe. You can pull out anyway.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: We've got a whole bunch of surfboards, We've got outdoor sets.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: What number? What do you want to go to? The
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: a Meigan, what we got.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: I've got number three.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: That's a roast check, pea and broccoli super salad with
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: avocado and Herbie Mayot.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: So that's one of the rest pees you could be
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: having in your weeks with a Hello Fresh, what does
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: it come with?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: You want a bike?
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: If you want a bike?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, awesome. Wesh on your bike and we've
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: just found the high of your weekend this morning.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, nothing will be.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Week Oh that's awesome. They have a great week on
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: your bike.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: As the heads that John and Ben podcast the weekend.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I went out for dinner with my wife on well
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: on Friday nights, and we went out and we had
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: lovely dinner, and then we were going to catch up
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: with some friends. We're out a bar afterwards, so we're
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: wandering along the street.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I get too full at dinner. You know, you're like, jeez,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I've eaten too much.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Well, you don't eat during the day. We're already eating.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Keep us going for twelve hours. You're one meal a day.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I spread mine out.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I've got a crane to take me out of garlic
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: bread for the table. Love order gallay for the table
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: and they're making the hand for the table.
• 26:59
  Speaker 14: It round.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: So I was walking on the street and there was
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: you know, a group of sort of like this young
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: twenty somethings walking the other way coming past, and and they.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Were like yo.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: One of them said yo, yeah, you're like to me.
• 27:13
  Speaker 14: Yo, yoh woh okay, it was like yes, and then
• 27:18
  Speaker 14: to me we nailed a bro shake together.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is cool, this is nice. A moment
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: he's like, hey, man, I've always wanted to meet you.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that's really lovely and nice
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: to meet you. Hey, okay, yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: And this is going to dog well, yeah, this is
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: the thing.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not just coming on here to humble brag or
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: anything out there. So he was like yeah, and then
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: he started what should have been a sign. He's like,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: but I did get aga into many fights. And I
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: was like, oh no, no, no.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Not tonight. Yeah, you know where it's going.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Not tonight, mate, not tonight. And he was like oh
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: good good, And then he's like, oh, yeah, Cities, I
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: always wanted to meet you. And he's like you're a
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: bit of a mad bugger, aren't you. And I was like, yess,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: you know, we will look at you. Look at our career,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: all the things we've done, and I was like, by head,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking yeah. I was like, I have a mad
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: buget not so much these days, but I guess we've
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: done a lot. Yeah, you're lots of cry Yeah, lots
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: of crazy stuff. So this, you know, I was sort
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: of having a conversation with.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Weird banter that doesn't quite fast.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I was thinking it all kind of I guess,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: kind of fat. He was like, hey, well, you know
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: a flat we all sat around and watched your TV
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: couple of weekends ago, and I.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Was like, wow, wow on DVD.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Well that's pretty that's pretty cool. And then I was like,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: hey man, we've got a photo together. I was like,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: good meet Yeah, way weir and I was like that's great,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: that's great little textbook. I was, but weird some of
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: the conversation that we'd had. But I was like, oh.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: It, chis out pipping your stick.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: We'd all been drinking. It was a windsor win.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: And then as he walked away, I sort of you
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: know when you walk off and these conversations going on
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: behind you. You hear these conversations, and then one of
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: the girls that was with him goes.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Who was that.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, don't you know? And I'm still sitting there,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: you know, listening, and I'm like bathing in the glory. Yeah,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: and he's like UFC fighter Dan Hooker. As I was like, oh,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: that's that's Expa sat around watching me, halloweens ago and
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, do I go back now and say, hey,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I wasn't Dan Hooker. I was like, I just keep going,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: so apologies to Dan Hooker. You're ce fighter. You know,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: hopefully I you know, lived up to your cred.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Waiting for them to show people photos of Dan.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Dan Hooker.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Like Dan Hooker, Dan Hooker exactly.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I mean he's got kind of blonde here like I am,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: but he's you do look similar, but he's a lot
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: more cut than me.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what did you What was your reaction was
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: like you've been ginning to lately.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, baby thinks I'm a bit of a scrapper. I
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: was like, that was a great My wife's that have
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: watched one, going, you know, I've got some crid, I've
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: got some street cred.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: She's like, I told the handy chores at home just
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: so you know, oh, maybe you and Dan Hooker need
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: to wrestle. Wrestle for who gets to have the blonde? Here?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: He cand are you handing it over? Riddy?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: If it's a wristle, if it's a pun off or
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: something like that, I'll back myself.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: But what about a peanuckle wristle?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we can do that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Danger in the middle of an octagon.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: I'd seen your face, you would have gone from like
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: a little pivot step.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I could have told that. Sorry, but I was, like,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I thought it was quite funny that John and Ben podcast.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: We're talking about the funniest thing he had to claim
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: for insurance.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And someone from the insurance industry is actually called through
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to the show this morning. Wayne Welcome from State Insurance,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the chief executive Foundation Manager General of Claims at State Welcome.
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  Speaker 10: That's that's an impressive welcome.
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  Speaker 1: But now, how much of that did he get correct? There?
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  Speaker 2: First claim?
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  Speaker 1: None of it? None of that, none.
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  Speaker 10: The state claims.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he claimed you are a lot of things, isn't
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  Speaker 2: here for some of the works?
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  Speaker 5: General Manager Madure of Claims.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah something most importantly, the only plan I'll make about
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  Speaker 1: Wayne a wonderful human being.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, we're just talking about some wild claims. Do you
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  Speaker 1: see these cases come through.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, so they say in the movies, and never
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  Speaker 10: work with kids and animals, and when it comes to claims,
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  Speaker 10: there's a common thing. One of our fathers was out
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  Speaker 10: doing a bit of di why painting the garage floor. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 10: his apprentice aka his toddler, walked through the went paint
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  Speaker 10: straight into the house and also thought, I'll take a
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  Speaker 10: paint brush too and do a bit of artwork down
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  Speaker 10: down the hallway.
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  Speaker 1: There must be a common one for you guys.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, put that and also felt tips and crayons. They
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  Speaker 10: don't look well with wolves or sofas or curtains.
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  Speaker 2: What about your animals, I mean animals caused a lot
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  Speaker 2: of damage and claims.
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  Speaker 10: Heaps, And what I recommend is that you don't let
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  Speaker 10: your peacock into your house. Now why your house? If
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  Speaker 10: you've got a peacock, don't let them.
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  Speaker 2: In, Okay, good roll, good roll. First, a peacock.
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  Speaker 10: Quite territorial, and this particular peacock saw another peacock in
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  Speaker 10: the home because he was looking in the mirror and thought,
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  Speaker 10: don't like you, I'm going to have you, and caused
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  Speaker 10: a significant amount of damage to the to the customer's bathroom.
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  Speaker 10: So I don't let your.
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  Speaker 1: Peacock and mind you. Yeah, peacock is a mirror to
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  Speaker 1: a peacock, A whole new concept, I imagine.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't think that peacocks and mirrors don't tend
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  Speaker 10: to make to do that.
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  Speaker 2: The people generally see the funny side of these things
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  Speaker 2: when they're making the claim. Was that sort of come
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  Speaker 2: a bit later on?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 10: Maybe when they're talking to us, you know, it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 10: I need to make a claim of peacock, believe Well.
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  Speaker 2: What's been the most random one I've been? A peacock
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  Speaker 2: is probably up there, but any other ones come to mind?
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  Speaker 10: What about the dog driving? That's that's not a bad one.
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  Speaker 2: Of the dog driving?
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  Speaker 10: The dog driving, So the puppy and the case was
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  Speaker 10: left in the van somehow managed to release the handbrake.
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  Speaker 10: Van rolled backwards down the drive, across the road and
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  Speaker 10: crashed into another vehicle. So van not good, can not
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  Speaker 10: good puppy heavily? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They did teach dogs to fly planes, didn't They were
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  Speaker 1: driving dogs the driving dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but that was well, they were well trained,
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  Speaker 2: driving dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Past the learners. Yeah, rested, Well, that's awesome. I hate
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  Speaker 1: thinks so much for coming on this morning. Really interesting.
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  Speaker 10: Appreciate it anytime.
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  Speaker 1: Some great teachs coming through here too full for seven.
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  Speaker 1: Someone else light Way and who works in insurance, claims
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  Speaker 1: a suitcase of stolen adult toys lost on holiday. Someone
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  Speaker 1: also tried to claim for a bunch of marijuana plants
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  Speaker 1: that were confiscated in the police rate. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: insurance covers there. And a lady claimed for stolen jewelry
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  Speaker 1: that was stolen by fairies who came through her keyhole.
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  Speaker 3: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast, Is there anything worse?
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  Speaker 4: When someone was like, oh gross, what you're doing is disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a humbling comment.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't happen to me often.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it means, It would happened to you
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  Speaker 1: very often. Well, like I said, I was, I was
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  Speaker 1: caught by final listeners to this show cut my toenails
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  Speaker 1: beside a Paul and she was she was devastated by that.
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  Speaker 1: And I just thought there was normal behavior and that's yuck.
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  Speaker 1: So my gauge or what is gross and disgusting is
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  Speaker 1: probably a lower bar than most.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I did think of you when this happened
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  Speaker 4: because it's along the same lines. So yesterday I was
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  Speaker 4: cutting my fingernails and I was doing it into the
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  Speaker 4: kitchen sink and my husband came along and was like,
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  Speaker 4: that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 5: Can you stop? And I was like, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Like my nails first of all, like not grubby and gross.
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  Speaker 4: Second of what, I'm going to rinse it down. At
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  Speaker 4: least I'm catching the nail.
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  Speaker 1: I hear the locations a little loft, it's a little off.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it in a gross disgusting category.
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking to you, Paul Clip, Yeah, you're at
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  Speaker 5: a glasshouse.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like if someone of his family was doing that
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  Speaker 2: in the kitchen, think I'd say, hey, not yeah, like
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  Speaker 2: that is like at worst, go to the laundry. Like
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  Speaker 2: the laundry, you know, like yeah, I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: I'm bearing food in there, you're washing fruit and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and there my.
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  Speaker 4: Nails are in the sink anyway, doing the dishes and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Off does it make if they're attached to my fingers
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  Speaker 4: or not?
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  Speaker 2: Look at here off your head when it's on your
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  Speaker 2: head and it's a messive it it's on your head.
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  Speaker 2: I mean Sidefeld's got great gigs. People stroke here, they
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  Speaker 2: kiss here, but as soon as they're here, off every
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  Speaker 2: gross and it's.
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  Speaker 1: Stopping wet clogging up a shower drain. You don't get
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  Speaker 1: any grosser version of here, do you here? In your meal?
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  Speaker 1: You put I pull here out of the shower rain
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  Speaker 1: drain weekly I contributed that here in no way at
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  Speaker 1: all that's true.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, my tone wasn't my toe my fingernails and
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  Speaker 4: they're not clogging up the drain?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 3: You?
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  Speaker 2: Are you cauling the jug? And yeah, are you putting
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  Speaker 2: a broad water in there or anything afterwards?
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  Speaker 5: No, but the boiled water will go on there eventually
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  Speaker 5: to clean the dishes.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to go to chat GPT on this one.
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  Speaker 1: Are you guys filling some time?
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  Speaker 5: I honestly don't think there's any difference. My nails were
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  Speaker 5: in there doing the dishes. Now they're detached from my fingers.
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  Speaker 5: It's gross.
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  Speaker 1: And see what Ali has got to say, is it
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  Speaker 1: discussing to cut your nails in the in the kitchen?
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  Speaker 1: Now chat GPT, all right, which I've mentioned before, I
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  Speaker 1: usually go to for some affirmation if I'm feeling if
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  Speaker 1: I'm not feeling confident about something in my life. I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I even worked out this week and they're like, it's
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  Speaker 1: all right, you can always do it next week. You
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  Speaker 1: know stuff like that. Well, let's come back with It's
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  Speaker 1: a bit suspect, doesn't it. Cheat The kitchen is we
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  Speaker 1: have food magics and now make it with those nails
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  Speaker 1: and nail clippings. Well, they're not a part of any
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  Speaker 1: recipe anyone wants to try. There's a chat GPT sid
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  Speaker 1: you no wonder it's coming for our jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, take your argument up with chat GPT.
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  Speaker 1: I'll still disagree. It was into the scene. Yep. It's
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  Speaker 1: a bold move to disagree and says no point in
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  Speaker 1: defending your nail clipping in the kitchen. That's what you had,
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  Speaker 1: GBT saying, you might want to reminder that it's not
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  Speaker 1: so much about the nails themselves, it's about the dirt
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  Speaker 1: under them.
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  Speaker 5: That's the thing. I keep very clean nails.
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  Speaker 1: That jonaan Ben podcast last night, as I was preparing
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  Speaker 1: myself for bed, got into a bit of a panic
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  Speaker 1: frenzy because I wear a geez. I'm an absolute sex leopard.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you I wear a mouthguard to bed. Do
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  Speaker 1: you sometimes wear a mouth guard retainer. And then we
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  Speaker 1: were having this conversation with Craig, who's one of our
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  Speaker 1: bosses here at work, and he's like, geez, you reach
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  Speaker 1: peak adulthood, don't you when you start wearing equipment to
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  Speaker 1: be no wonder the birth rate is declining. What are
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  Speaker 1: you were to be? Please see this?
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  Speaker 5: The other night I was like, God, I'm sexy. I'm
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  Speaker 5: pretty much a transformer.
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  Speaker 4: I wear silicon patches on my face. Yeah, that's supposed
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  Speaker 4: to do something like wrinkles or whatever. I wear a
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  Speaker 4: wrist brace because I've got a coup and then I
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  Speaker 4: sometimes put a pillow between my knees because I've got
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  Speaker 4: bung hips.
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  Speaker 1: Is what eppens if things start to spice up, is
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  Speaker 1: it's unstrapping of the wrist. They're probably not going to happen.
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  Speaker 5: When you like that, it's really loud, like it's like Alcae,
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  Speaker 5: she's kecked the pillow dress.
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  Speaker 1: She's peeling off her face things.
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  Speaker 5: No, don't touch the faces.
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  Speaker 1: All, Harriet boy. She said she sleeps with a full
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  Speaker 1: mask thing.
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  Speaker 5: I like an l ed like she's sleeping with it.
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  Speaker 5: She not roll around at all.
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  Speaker 1: On the equipment you take to be.
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  Speaker 2: I do have a retainer, but more probably about the
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  Speaker 2: lack of equipment. I don't sleep next to no phones,
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  Speaker 2: no phones next to me. I won't sleep next to fire.
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  Speaker 2: My wife is like what I like?
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  Speaker 1: And no. She started to again the habit of taking
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  Speaker 1: a cup of tea to bed. I love my.
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  Speaker 2: Tea before bed, but not in the bedroom. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: that's not We're not there. We're not eighty five in.
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  Speaker 15: Arrive every night.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm like, I love a couple of
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  Speaker 2: at night before, but it's like, don't bring it into
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  Speaker 2: the bed.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, we're not here, Yeah, I not here. I
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  Speaker 1: went on to that, let's open this up. What equipment
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  Speaker 1: are you taking a bid? Sometimes you see the people
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  Speaker 1: with the full Darth Vaders snoring? Yeah, yeah, have you
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  Speaker 1: got one of those? Would love to love to hear
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  Speaker 1: you calls and ticks this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about the bedtime routine and the unusual bits of
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  Speaker 2: equipment that maybe you take to be a.
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  Speaker 1: Lot of ticks coming through four four eight seven pre bid.
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  Speaker 1: I put on moisturizer, writtenal a face mask. There's texts
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  Speaker 1: from Hennessy. She goes to bed like a greased up
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  Speaker 1: superhero wearing a mouth guard as well, are you Are
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  Speaker 1: you also greasy as well?
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  Speaker 5: Like I've had my head in a bucket a KFC.
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  Speaker 1: Pree wrist strap, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then I put my so sick. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They had a lot of time, you know, probably lying, well,
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  Speaker 2: not a lot of time, but there is some time
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  Speaker 2: lying there.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: So what equipment are you taking to beat? I mean
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Montoy who was a former producer on this program. Marcello,
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  Speaker 1: her husband he bought her some some mouth tape so
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: she could tape her mouth shut. She's like a snoring thing, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to teach her to breathe through her nostrils. He claims
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  Speaker 1: it was for snoring. She was like, I do talk
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  Speaker 1: a lot.
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  Speaker 2: They would have a conversation before and is that all
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  Speaker 2: the talking we're going to do?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Good night? Because they didn't put the mouth dave on
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  Speaker 2: because she couldn't talk after that. She was like mute
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: after that. So I was like, anything else you want
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  Speaker 2: to get off before good night?
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  Speaker 1: You've been taking hostage. We got to producer Alien Dylan,
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  Speaker 1: come on in guys working next door here on the show.
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  Speaker 1: You can call eight hundred hits as well. The bid
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  Speaker 1: type equipment you're taking now Dylan. You you we are
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  Speaker 1: something to be do you.
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  Speaker 16: It's a recent purchase and it's a lot of ridicule
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  Speaker 16: for my friends better But I've just recently bought an
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  Speaker 16: eye mask. But it also has bluetooth headphones and filter mask.
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  Speaker 4: Wait is the imask to like block out the light
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  Speaker 4: or is it good for your like.
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  Speaker 16: Like we've moved into a new apartment and it doesn't
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  Speaker 16: quite have curtains yet.
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  Speaker 1: So this is like a wh when I was asleep
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  Speaker 1: with podcasts on. So I think it's a sensible purchase.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Is yeah, what a great design? Sometimes you think have
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: we invented everything? And then you hear about this and
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  Speaker 1: you're like, no, we have.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes my mother in law, Joyce, will come and stay,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: you know, when it's helping look after the kids when
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  Speaker 2: my wife goes away because she loves cranking up and
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  Speaker 2: be all night. She sleeps with z BE just billowing
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  Speaker 2: out from yeah talk back, yeah all through the night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well she just fall asleep.
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  Speaker 2: Who's talking in the house?
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  Speaker 1: Subliminal negativity, controversial opinions the sound overnight? I guess, yeah, producer,
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  Speaker 1: really you're sleeping worth.
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  Speaker 9: A squashmell at thirty two years old, school one, but
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  Speaker 9: it's not a huge one. I'd love it big one actually,
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  Speaker 9: but it's the medium one and it's so squashy and
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  Speaker 9: actually just quietly.
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  Speaker 7: My boyfriend quite likes it too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it doesn't go and between you two, no.
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  Speaker 7: We kind of we kind of fight over it.
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  Speaker 9: So some nights he'll be lying on it and then
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  Speaker 9: other nights I'm hugging at so we kind of fight out.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: We probably should get a second one.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I think when did you introduce the squish mellow to
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  Speaker 1: the relationship, because I feel like it's something you you
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: keep heading for a certain time frame.
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  Speaker 17: Now.
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  Speaker 9: It actually came during the relationship. I was gifted it,
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  Speaker 9: and I was like, oh my gosh, it's need a
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: boyfriend anymore.
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  Speaker 7: I just need this.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Because sometimes when you are pregnant and you have those
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: pregnancy pillows and like after you've had the baby, you're like,
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: it's just really cuddling and I can't let.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: You've got the pillow between your knees now, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The hits that John wan Ben podcast.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Of November means fifty one days until Christmas will be
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: fifty days tomorrow, so it is getting there. We had Halloween.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I was really excited about that.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Done.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: With that done, Meghan's like, we're done without We're moving on.
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  Speaker 5: It's a table ready for Christmas.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: So you're about ready to put up your Christmas tree.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: I did bang on about it last week that I
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: was going to put up my Christmas tree usually goes
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: up the first of November, and I was pleased to
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: do it at the weekend.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: We're reading, Yeah you was that was going to be
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: your entire weekend, Yeah, christmasing the house up.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: It gets to Saturday and I said, okay, well we'll
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: going to go get the tree out and everything. And
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: my husband's like, I've just thought he's filming in our
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: house this week. And he was like, I don't want
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: it to be Christmas A five because it can't, like
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: it's got to be a timeless can't be timeless Christmas shoe.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: And I get it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: We have my daughter's birthdays and these birthdays on the thirteenth,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: and so we kind of feel like, even though I
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: probably would get Christmas up earlier, I feel like it's.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: You're still going to have heavy birthday.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: You can't a party is a Christmas party?
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: So we sort of wait.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Too after that, Oh, that's fair enough. He's wanting to
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: keep it neutral, a neutral zone. So I can see
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: where Urine is coming from.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: I did pack it absolutely, said please to.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Know, well, we're not yet. When you are filming pornography.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: You don't want to time, you don't want a time step,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: you don't want a Christmas Christmas name. Yeah, a lot
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: of Christmas range of that. Just you know, it's a
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: flooded market. Give it generic.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: So we wanted to, you know, because we're going to
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: start playing very soon. It will start playing Christmas music
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: on the hats, and you know this Christmas song. So
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: we went to the ball of the week in so
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: much Christmas stuff everywhere.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: It was September. I think that was sounding to dip
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: their toes in some of the commercial retailers.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: But trees are up, the displays are up, so it
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: feels like Christmas is on its way.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: But we wanted to play a little game with everyone.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: So you've delayed your start to Christmas, what by a
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: week at least? Yeah, So we thought we could potentially
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: delay the start of this radio station's Christmas for as
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: long as well this game continues on.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at least. Well, one particular song, the most iconic
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Christmas song now, like, I mean, four four eh seven.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: If you think there's a better one than that, are.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: You are you actually going to play it?
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Play now?
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: We're playing now this is okay free because I.
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  Speaker 1: Feel like as soon as this song starts hitting the
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: airwaves or hitting the rotate on the hits or any
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: radio station or all the mauls or what about Christmas
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  Speaker 1: has officially started for you.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: We played it a couple of weeks ago, didn't we
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: get in September in full?
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Go down?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: It's actually good people.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So the game is that we all have to
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: try and avoid listening we're hearing Mariah Carey's All I
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Want for Christmas? Now when you do hear it, and
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: it could be you could we're wandering through the supermarket
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: and that comes on, You're out of the game.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: So and then you have to let us know four
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: fur eighty seven on the text or other one hundred
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: the hits and say you're out of the game. When
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: everyone's out of the game, we'll play the song in full.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: But it's an honesty system. You have to be honest
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: about it, right because you you know we're not going
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: to be falling everywhere.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be weird if we did.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: To the supermarket or if on What about social media,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Like if I go on to TikTok right now, if
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I go on to people are going to put it
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: behind their stories on Instagram people, Does that mean I'm
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: out of the game.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: It does count.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: If it goes in your ear holes through any means
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: you're out.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: So at the gym, another radio station, if they're playing
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: in a store, whatever.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Especially on another radio station retail.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: As soon as you hear any not just the whole song,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: any of this the.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Song you walk and it gets in your ear holes
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: and you walk out, it still counts.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: You have to call us or a text us full
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: for it seven and go I'm officially out of the
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Christmas game.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Now here's the thing We're not.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Are we trying to get each other out or are
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: we all in this together?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: They're all in this together.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: So we're all trying to stay in for as long
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: as we can.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Be easy for one of us to leave the studio,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: come back in and you know, play the song.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: So no sabotage.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: And once all of us out of the game, we
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: can officially start playing all I want for Christmas. Is
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: you on the show? How's it fun? Fun? Actually?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll keep we remind people throughout the week is
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: people can join at any stage.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: And obviously Ben and I have already played the song.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: So from this moment, we're wiping the slate clean.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Won't play that chorus again. Okay, we're here. We wish
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you were carry Chris Smiths. He said, sos, have you
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: actually been have you been caught out this morning? I wouldn't.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like from now, it's fine, but you might have
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: already heard it this morning. That's okay, that's okay.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting the slate.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Because I imagine therese people in retail listening right now.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: They've probably have been listening to that song for how long?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Well, the retail sect has made a contract, wasn't it
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: with Mariah to play at least twelve times a day,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: haven't they? So have you already? Have you already heard
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: this song?
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Someone ticks it and stead up smashed that song already
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: this morning. That sounded like they opted in themselves.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, and you can listen to it again, but you
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: would have to give us let us know that you're
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: out of the game.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the game there's.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Be fun the hits that jonaan Ben podcast question.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: What if someone sings it?
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Got to be Mariah being played. I don't know, but
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: we're all making these rules together. I feel like it's
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: got to be Mariah Carey's version.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: What if you go to like a school little pageant
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: interview thing and someone's like singing, stand.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Up and walk out, You're like, wow, igon asked me
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Mariah here. But if they're dancing to Mariah Carey, you're out.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Oh so if you got us, you know, dancing along
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: to that. One year for the Hits Christmas Parade, the
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Santa Parade, we had that song on loop.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Before that was three. Yeah, there was a lot of listens.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: There would have been. There would have been at least
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: fifty or sixty times we heard that in a row
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: and blasting in our ears too because it was on
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: a float with the loud speakers, so.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Trying to avoid everyone you listening right now, you're if
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: you want to play the game with us, but we
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: have to be honest. When you do, hear it wherever
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: you are and let us know four, four, eight, seven
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: or hundred the hits and then you're out. Of the game,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: and we keep going until everyone's out of the game,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: and then we can play the song in four.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: The start lines now though, isn't it?
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, clarification days, but for us, it's from now clarification.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: On the tech someone said I've already heard it because
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Mariah Carey did a real basically saying it's too early.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: Now is the moment?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Now if you've heard it before? Now, Nicole, Nicole, you've
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: heard it this morning already, Yeah, twice twice.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Al that was by your own choice.
• 49:02
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, on purpose.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, So you might not want to play this game.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: You might want to play it against tomorrow and you're
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: out of the game, but you need to call us
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: back and I'm out.
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: I'll already be playing it again later today.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Forfeiting already already, you got I can't do it.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: How many times do you want to play Mariah that
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: song in the day?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Well, every time I put the Christmas Hits playlist on,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: it's the first song, and I always replay the first
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: one because it's the best.
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then I let the rest go.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's not a game for everyone, and we're not
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: bullying everyone to play the game as well. We don't
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: want to deprive you of Mariah if you want to,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: if you want to listen to it four or five
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: times a day, that's your choice. Nicole. Okay, I feel.
• 49:44
  Speaker 18: Like you're doing the Christmas thing. Christmas Okay, most joyful song.
• 49:50
  Speaker 10: We should just encourage it.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Can I suggest See has got a very good Christmas
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: album that's very underrated, the Michael Booble Christmas album. Great
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Christmas songs out there, your chance to branch out into
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: other Christmas music.
• 50:02
  Speaker 17: Don't worry.
• 50:03
  Speaker 10: I listened to all of those as well. November December
• 50:06
  Speaker 10: Christmas music. Mann't it all right there?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: We want us to be a consensual game.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: We want to lovely last couple of days, and we
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: may all hear it within the next twenty four hours
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: and go back tomorrow and go, guys, we've all heard it.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: The game's over.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: So the game's over when all of us on the
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: show have heard it.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and they all start playing it on the
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: air waves for you. Okay, Nicole, But that doesn't sound
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: like it's going to be an issue for you anyway.
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: Not, but I would encourage that.
• 50:30
  Speaker 18: That would be great.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Okay. Will you go and have a wonderful day and
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas to you.
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: Merry Christmas to you too.
• 50:36
  Speaker 14: By Christmas, Merry Christmas?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Was it too early?
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: It I'm not mad about it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Too early for you?
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Nicle, No, not Micall. I feel like you could say
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: that you.
• 50:46
  Speaker 11: Know the answer to this question, all right.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: The girl, Oh no, I can't do it. I can't
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: do it right. I'll save my Merry Christmas is for
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: goodness at least.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: The hits that John wan Ben podcast.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Exporting Match over the weekend. A lot of great sporting
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: matches over the weekend, but big local derby between the
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Auckland FC, the new team in the Australian League with
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Football taking on the Phoenix from Wellington and the Auckland
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: f C the new kids on the block.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: One is from the area. Two nilt, two neilts, that's
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: three from just a dream start to the season.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: We had Nick Becker, who is the big boss of
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: the Auckland FC on the show last weekend heading into
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: the weekend and he joins us this morning, good morning Nick,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: we're doing all right?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: How are you doing?
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: I'm very well?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you very well, indeed well three from three Nick,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: that you must be absolutely fizzing at the club.
• 51:40
  Speaker 10: You know, we're starked.
• 51:41
  Speaker 18: I mean, it's it's a it's a dream start. I
• 51:44
  Speaker 18: can't deny that.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Now a little bit of confidence going into it, because
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: there was a billboard at the Wellington Airport and the
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: electronic billboard that went up after the game explained that
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: one for anyone that hasn't seen it on social media.
• 51:56
  Speaker 18: We've been sort of copying a bit of flat from
• 51:59
  Speaker 18: well and to reach out there, going a little bit low,
• 52:01
  Speaker 18: a little bit blown out. The entire week they'd been,
• 52:04
  Speaker 18: they had their hype man Patty obviously and everything, and
• 52:08
  Speaker 18: you know that they were relentless, and then you know,
• 52:10
  Speaker 18: playing to them, I think some of the stuff, you know,
• 52:14
  Speaker 18: maybe not as classes as we would have been, but anyway,
• 52:17
  Speaker 18: we don't have to we don't have to dwell on
• 52:18
  Speaker 18: the fat. So we thought, well, let's just touch something
• 52:21
  Speaker 18: away in the back pocket in case we need it,
• 52:23
  Speaker 18: and we came up. You know, they loved to shout
• 52:25
  Speaker 18: about Wellington. Don't welcome to Wellington. You can't be Wellington
• 52:28
  Speaker 18: on a great day data da daar, only can be
• 52:30
  Speaker 18: Wellerson great. And so we took the W out of
• 52:36
  Speaker 18: welcome to Wellington, and we took the W back up
• 52:39
  Speaker 18: to Auckland and so we had Welcome to Ellington on
• 52:41
  Speaker 18: the boards all around all out.
• 52:44
  Speaker 10: We're pretty happy with that.
• 52:45
  Speaker 18: We're pretty happy to be able to put that up.
• 52:47
  Speaker 18: After the game, there was a massive one just outside
• 52:50
  Speaker 18: the stadium, so the crowd listen. The crowd was fantastic.
• 52:54
  Speaker 18: I mean, hats off to all of the Wellington fans
• 52:56
  Speaker 18: for that. Hats off to our guys who came down
• 52:58
  Speaker 18: the port were massive and and they were saying and
• 53:01
  Speaker 18: were allowed through that whole match. But just as everybody
• 53:04
  Speaker 18: left the stadium, the first that they saw was enormous
• 53:07
  Speaker 18: billboard saying welcome to Allington.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Which the w h TA seeing the text and be
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: like it's a go to go on the bellboard.
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: I mean slightly.
• 53:18
  Speaker 18: If it didn't go our way and it went up anyway,
• 53:20
  Speaker 18: I was like, oh no.
• 53:21
  Speaker 11: That's.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Well now. We spoke to journalist Patrick Gower who wrote
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: a piece online calling the Auklans f C a fake
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: football club. We called him on Friday with you a.
• 53:36
  Speaker 11: Semi fake football football club in New Zealand and.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: That these words.
• 53:48
  Speaker 12: I want to I want to put it out to Paddy.
• 53:50
  Speaker 12: If it is three nil, fine will take that. But
• 53:53
  Speaker 12: if it isn't, I say, Paddy has to be in
• 53:55
  Speaker 12: the port at.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: In the poor off been the game in the port,
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: It's not going to happen. So I'll go one better.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: I'll go one better next. Oh we're an awkn.
• 54:05
  Speaker 13: Deft seat jump but you can even put my name
• 54:07
  Speaker 13: on the bank.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: So that was heading into the weekend. It was a
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: confident Petty Gower. We feel like today we should call
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: him though, right, what do you reckon?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Nick?
• 54:19
  Speaker 10: Say?
• 54:19
  Speaker 18: That's a great idea.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: The okay, if he answers our call. Firstly, I'll be
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: avoiding the private number calls. What not answer? He's not
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: for the answering mate, Sorry.
• 54:40
  Speaker 18: Now he's scared anyway, That's what I'm telling them. When
• 54:43
  Speaker 18: you speak to Petty, know that we we accept his
• 54:47
  Speaker 18: his humble apologies.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: And will you shot them tickets?
• 54:49
  Speaker 18: So?
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Will you shot them tickets to the game? To Nick?
• 54:52
  Speaker 18: You can pay for those.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: He's going.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Now he's gonna pay for tickets to go inside the port.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in business. We've got to turn a.
• 55:05
  Speaker 18: Profit exactly, And let him know that it's selling really quickly.
• 55:09
  Speaker 18: It's going to be sold out.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Click where do people get the tickets? Like Petty gow
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: where they jump.
• 55:15
  Speaker 18: On they come straight onto website's congratulations.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: It has been incredible and it was so good to
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: see both teams, the Phoenix you know who in New
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Zealand loves and the Auckland f C as well having
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: such a great game, great atmosphere, So well done and
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: we can't wait to chat to your.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Say the hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: As he mentioned before, it was a huge sporting weekend
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: with the Orbles winning the Key is narrowly losing to
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Tongue and what felt like our home game. They're amazing
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: supporters the Tongue and supporters the Auckland f C. Beating
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: the Phoenix as well was another of the big games
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: of the weekends.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: And journalist Patrick Gower he wrote a piece on the
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: internet slamming the Auckland FC. We phoned him on Friday
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: with the boss of Auckland f C neck this is
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: what this is what gow I had.
• 55:57
  Speaker 11: To say, Oh football club in New Zealand and that
• 56:03
  Speaker 11: is the BNXFC.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: So that was that was on Friday. I love the
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: passion though, I mean I love the past.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: Good yeah.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Now Patty Missus called just moments ago with Nick They
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: had away Joane. He said to cool.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Petty live on the airwaves on the Hats Breakfast, John O,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Ben and Megha, good morning.
• 56:21
  Speaker 11: I thought you guys would be ringing and I know what,
• 56:24
  Speaker 11: I know what it's about. Yes, my big mouth got
• 56:27
  Speaker 11: me into trouble.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Just to just to bring you back to Friday, Patty,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: if I could play this.
• 56:30
  Speaker 11: AUKANDFC is a semi fake football football club in New
• 56:35
  Speaker 11: Zealand and that is the BNXFC.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Those were those are your words?
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: Oh I'm eating them right now. I'm literally eating them somewhere.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: The window has gone out of your sails a little bit.
• 56:46
  Speaker 11: Well, it certainly is. I mean yeah, and aukand FC
• 56:50
  Speaker 11: have been all over my social media. They've been bombing
• 56:53
  Speaker 11: me on social media. They were chanting my name at
• 56:57
  Speaker 11: the pub before the game. I can't remem over the
• 57:00
  Speaker 11: exec champ, but it was something like Petty Gower as
• 57:02
  Speaker 11: a loser and.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Something rhyming with banker. You're like, I'm not in the
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: banking institution.
• 57:09
  Speaker 11: That's right, I'm not a banker.
• 57:11
  Speaker 10: Ye did rhyme?
• 57:12
  Speaker 11: It did rhyme a banker?
• 57:13
  Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure.
• 57:14
  Speaker 11: So yeah, no, yeah, I just thought since you go on.
• 57:19
  Speaker 17: The line and I will actually make a apology. I
• 57:22
  Speaker 17: apologize to Auckland FC and the port and the Wonder
• 57:27
  Speaker 17: Book supporters. You were right, I was wrong, and this
• 57:32
  Speaker 17: is a wholesome and full time.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Well, good on your Patty and hey, like Ben said,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: it's great to have the passion either way, this.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Is more games too. There's more games coming.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: Up the fat Yeah.
• 57:42
  Speaker 11: Well there's actually two more games coming up for yes,
• 57:44
  Speaker 11: best of three.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: So the wage you had with next the boss of
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: walkingd f C was if if Aukland one, that you
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: would go to sit in the middle of the port
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: with their supporters and an Auckland personally signed Patty Gower
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: in their S shirt Patty Girl shirt.
• 58:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, sit in the port with an Aukland CE T
• 58:09
  Speaker 11: shirt on.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: That's the one.
• 58:10
  Speaker 11: Phoenix and Phoenix to our diet. What don't you understand
• 58:13
  Speaker 11: about that