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BONUS: Conspiracy Theories · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Okay, oh Easton, are you excited?
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  Speaker 2: You better believe it in my this is my realm.
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  Speaker 1: We're in the elements of Easton, Birmingham, you guys. Today's
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  Speaker 1: bonus episode is all about conspiracy theories.
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  Speaker 2: Easton was my topic. I did logos. What should we
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  Speaker 2: do the bonus on tomorrow? I said, don't pull my
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  Speaker 2: leg for a good little conspiracy.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's not what he said. He leans forward in
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  Speaker 1: the office and he goes, I just think people really
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  Speaker 1: like conspiracies law. And I was like, oh god, I
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  Speaker 1: know where this is going.
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  Speaker 2: Is going No, but I got her on board.
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  Speaker 1: But you did get me on board. So I asked,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, what conspiracy theories you believe?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, should I tell one that I don't know?
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  Speaker 2: But I like, yes, you can tell Like the Earth
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  Speaker 2: is flat. I think it's round. It's round. It's round,
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  Speaker 2: No shit, it's round. But boy, oh boy, the people
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  Speaker 2: who say it's flat, they're coming with some good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It's very round. But like, that's a conspiracy theory that
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. You know, but it's round.
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  Speaker 1: When I fly, I see the curvature of the Earth.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna say that it's round.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I feel.
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  Speaker 3: But what if they're making it seem like it's round.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, we're losing the dimension we're in. No, it's round,
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  Speaker 3: but it is like I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I do know.
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  Speaker 1: That's like the one thing that I'm When I talked
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  Speaker 1: to one of my this is like an old friend,
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  Speaker 1: it's like the earth is flat. Long I'm like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think we can be friendship anymore.
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  Speaker 2: So is this friendship?
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  Speaker 1: No. If somebody comes to me and they're like, the
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  Speaker 1: friendship flat lined.
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  Speaker 2: But he came to me and they were like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the world is flat, I'm gonna go No, you're an idiot,
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  Speaker 2: and we're never talking again. But I will listen to
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  Speaker 2: the other people on the other side of the phone.
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  Speaker 1: It's just interesting. So Harby, I'm gonna box and I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry, Harby. Underscore Erieanne Jades says Mermaids dot dot
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  Speaker 1: dot they one hundred percent exist and no one can
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  Speaker 1: tell me otherwise.
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  Speaker 2: No, I feel like they do. And here is why. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: tell me two reasons. Tell me weird boating, and I
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  Speaker 2: can find it and put it and send it so
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  Speaker 2: we can put it on the pod okay, but there
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  Speaker 2: is a very weird video and it's a guy on
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  Speaker 2: a boat out in the middle of nowhere. Okay, pitch black.
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  Speaker 2: It's fishing, like a fisherman boat and he's just recording
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  Speaker 2: and you see the it's moving. The boat is moving,
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  Speaker 2: and you see on both sides of it streams. It
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  Speaker 2: does look like dolphins or whatever, but the stream of it,
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  Speaker 2: it's very weird from what you can see. And they talk.
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  Speaker 2: You hear them screaming, and then at the very end
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  Speaker 2: they try to get him to get in. Well, that's
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  Speaker 2: the thing, and that's what a siren usually does. These
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  Speaker 2: the pirates used to go to these sirens because of
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  Speaker 2: their beautiful voices, and then they would pretty much get
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  Speaker 2: They would trick you into jumping, and you hear the
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  Speaker 2: it goes jump for me, like in the weirdest voice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and like you just see him and like it's the craziest.
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  Speaker 1: Thing I've seen. You showed me this video. And like
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  Speaker 1: you said, the way that the streams are if it's
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  Speaker 1: a dolphin, who's that quin?
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  Speaker 2: This is like it's like a head is pushing the
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  Speaker 2: wat It's it's weird. It doesn't look normally. Also, Number
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  Speaker 2: two the other reason why now they're deep conspiracy. We
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  Speaker 2: were going underwater searching the oceans, the depths of the oceans.
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  Speaker 2: We found something in there that scared us so much
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  Speaker 2: we thought, fuck, we got to go to space. Oh
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  Speaker 2: so I would like to know what the hell was
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  Speaker 2: found so down low that we were like, maybe some
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  Speaker 2: space is actually safer to go and explore than our
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  Speaker 2: own depths.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And then you hear about Atlantis being underwater and all
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  Speaker 2: of these things. I what are we three hundred million
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  Speaker 2: years old as a specie?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't confirm or deny that.
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  Speaker 2: And this is each their own, you know, I'm just
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  Speaker 2: going off of somebody else where.
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  Speaker 1: Did you learn that number? That seems a little intense.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see how old are humans?
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  Speaker 2: They got it from Ricky Gervais.
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  Speaker 1: How long have humans been humans? Homo genius appeared around
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  Speaker 1: two million to one point five million BCE. Okay, we
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  Speaker 1: emerged in Africa around three hundred thousand years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that what I said?
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said like something way, I.
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  Speaker 2: Thought I said three hundred thousand years.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said three hundred million.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I did three hundred thousand years. But going back
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  Speaker 2: into that. It's like, okayoo, yes, as a specie, we
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  Speaker 2: we're here. What else evolved underwater?
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  Speaker 1: Mm?
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  Speaker 2: So are there just living cities of mermaids and things underwater?
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  Speaker 1: I just have a feeling that The Little Mermaid is
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  Speaker 1: indeed a true story.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you write a story like that without
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  Speaker 2: being steered towards it because of something you've seen.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Reality is stranger than fiction always.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you see like as crazy to as
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  Speaker 2: it is another conspiracy before we get our friends involved.
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  Speaker 2: Is sorry, sorry, he's.
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  Speaker 1: Deep in the conspiracy section of TikTok let me.
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  Speaker 2: His name is Boyd Bushman.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: His deathbed confession was to release Area fifty one like stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and I have the video. I can send it so
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  Speaker 2: we can put it up. But he shows pictures of
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  Speaker 2: these aliens.
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  Speaker 1: We're not in alien territory yet, we're in mermaid territory.
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  Speaker 2: I know. But I'm just saying all of it, Like,
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  Speaker 2: there's so many things that the aliens this that it's like,
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  Speaker 2: at what point is everything an illusion? Not an illusion
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  Speaker 2: but real?
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  Speaker 1: Oh but real?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Not an illusion but real?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, you know, terrified up.
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  Speaker 2: To the aliens because I love it Okay, I love it,
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  Speaker 2: but they look like aliens, and I'm bringing it back
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  Speaker 2: to that you don't make a mermaid look like that
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  Speaker 2: without being informed that that's kind of what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: You get what I'm saying, Yeah, I do, because the
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  Speaker 2: aliens in Independence Day identical to the ones that we
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  Speaker 2: are seeing in these area fifty one.
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  Speaker 1: Damn By the way, great film, Great still slaps today
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  Speaker 1: Court underscore. Quipper says Helen Keller was not actually fully
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  Speaker 1: blind and deaf.
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  Speaker 2: I've got one. I don't know about her.
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  Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder, though someone wrote in about Stevie Wonder. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're like, Stevie Wonder is not blind. I think Helen
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  Speaker 1: Keller was definitely blind and deaf.
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  Speaker 2: How long does she live like that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: When you start to croak as a human like you
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  Speaker 2: body would give up.
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  Speaker 1: No, it wouldn't. That's only two senses.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've seen people lose a loved one and die
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  Speaker 2: within eight months.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's heartbreak.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't even know what heartbreak is and isn't she
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  Speaker 2: can't hear or listen, So it's like, at what point
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  Speaker 2: is she like you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't feel like, just don't you feel like that. Just
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  Speaker 1: that's a feeling kind of like I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people and people may roll their eyes,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't see or hear God, But it's just
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  Speaker 1: a feeling it is, but like steel something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like your feelings come with like moments that
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  Speaker 2: happened that you're like, Okay, it is there, I'm on
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  Speaker 2: a right path, you know. You can see hear things
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  Speaker 2: like that, like she can believe everything she wants. She
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  Speaker 2: can't see anything, she can't hear anything. And that my
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  Speaker 2: because I believe that her I don't think she was
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  Speaker 2: fully deaf nor blind.
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  Speaker 1: It says no. Helen Keller was not born blind. In death,
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  Speaker 1: she lost her sight and hearing at the age of
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  Speaker 1: nineteen months after contracting an illness, likely scarlet fever or meningitis.
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  Speaker 2: How what age did she die? She was eighty seven
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  Speaker 2: when she died, So this poor woman was living for
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  Speaker 2: what seventy nine years or what sixty nine years? She
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  Speaker 2: was nineteen No, nineteen months, nineteen months, Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I'm just saying, like, at what point, even at.
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  Speaker 1: That thing, you would remember hearing or seeing it?
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  Speaker 2: That no, And That's where I'm like quality of life,
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  Speaker 2: Like wouldn't your body also start to shut down when
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  Speaker 2: you can't hear see your You feel touched, but you
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  Speaker 2: don't know anyone who's touching you. It's kind of like Alzheimer's.
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  Speaker 2: You you get it. And that's where I think people
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  Speaker 2: start to decay and die is because they don't know love.
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  Speaker 2: They don't they don't know the human in front of them,
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  Speaker 2: and your body just gives up. So for somebody to
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  Speaker 2: live that long being deaf and blind is to me
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  Speaker 2: the conspiracy of was that true or false?
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  Speaker 1: I think she we're saying that she doesn't you guys,
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  Speaker 1: she It's actually making me depressed. There's so many shitty
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  Speaker 1: people in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Because the Stevie Wonder go to that one.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the Stevie Wonder one. It just says Stevie Wonder
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  Speaker 1: is not blind. He's not Wait, why do you say that?
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  Speaker 2: Because Shaquille O'Neal wait.
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  Speaker 1: I love where this is going.
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  Speaker 2: Shaquille O'Neal man, you can go and look at it.
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  Speaker 2: He Shaquille on the elevator going up to his room,
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  Speaker 2: it stops on like the lobby floor. You know, he's
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  Speaker 2: probably in the basement, parked his car going up. Stevie
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  Speaker 2: Wonder walks into the elevator, pushes the button to his
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  Speaker 2: floor and goes, hey shack. And there's another video of
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  Speaker 2: a mic falling and he catches it. He's not blind.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, though, Easton, I again go
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  Speaker 1: back to that's just a feeling, right, like I have
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  Speaker 1: a feeling and falling. I don't know that I could
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  Speaker 1: catch it.
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  Speaker 2: No, And he caught that motherfucker like it was a football.
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  Speaker 2: He's fucking stuff on digs out there. Not blind at all.
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  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. What is blind? You know? Are
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  Speaker 2: you blind where you can't see anything? Or is it
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  Speaker 2: just like a little musky.
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  Speaker 1: Because it became blind shortly. Don't even talk to me
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  Speaker 1: about that because the other day I put in my
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  Speaker 1: uh steroid drops and let me tell you, I could
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  Speaker 1: not see. I could see, but I and that's why
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  Speaker 1: you couldn't learn how to play the piano.
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  Speaker 2: And that's where I'm like, okay, And if I were
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  Speaker 2: in your boat and I walked in and trust me,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and if Shaq is in front of you,
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  Speaker 2: if you can fucking see or not, who else is
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  Speaker 2: seven foot two in that bait?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, maybe feel I'm like, whoa a
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  Speaker 1: very large person and I know that?
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  Speaker 2: And how well doer each other? What's the cologne shack?
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  Speaker 2: That's what I wish you never know see. And that's
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  Speaker 2: the other thing about Helen Keller. Maybe her senses were
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  Speaker 2: so enhanced because she couldn't see in the.
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  Speaker 1: Field happened, So it does, it does happen.
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  Speaker 2: So that's where your.
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  Speaker 1: Body when you lose one of your senses, the others
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  Speaker 1: go into like height full on. I am the whole
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  Speaker 1: like I'm got.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, once you lose the sense your other one.
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  Speaker 1: But that's the I just don't know why anybody would
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  Speaker 1: pretend to be blind or pretend to be deaf and
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  Speaker 1: blind for their whole life. You could let anyone know
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  Speaker 1: nobody because you always got one rat.
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  Speaker 2: She can't watch TV.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, all my friends are going to the movies,
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  Speaker 1: but like, but I'm gonna pretend. I know they're going
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  Speaker 1: to the obviously they're gonna I heard them talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm supposed to be deaf.
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  Speaker 2: It's just I don't know gonna say, if you're blind
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  Speaker 2: and deaf, do you have friends? You can't?
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  Speaker 1: She was a humanitarian. She Helen Keller did great work,
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  Speaker 1: so she was she was out there doing her thing.
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  Speaker 1: She's the west known person I know.
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  Speaker 2: But if I call her to go to dinner, is
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  Speaker 2: she picking that phone up? How do I get ahold
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  Speaker 2: of her? And even if I see her in the street,
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  Speaker 2: what a tackle her? It's me, Oh, that poor woman,
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  Speaker 2: let's move on. Oh my god, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: My face hurts and I just got injected. So it's
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  Speaker 1: like even worse. Kate two times eleven said cloud seating
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  Speaker 1: is cloud seating where they create weather? Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: So many people are talking about that, and you know
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  Speaker 1: those streams from like airplanes. Yeah, they say that they're
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  Speaker 1: putting like.
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  Speaker 2: Poisonesticides in the air. It's like, yeah, I think they
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  Speaker 2: got a better way to do it if they want to.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot of work. Thirty thousand feet up and
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  Speaker 2: they're dumping like eight gallons of chemicals. It's like, they'll
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  Speaker 2: fly a lot lower if that's the objective too, Why
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  Speaker 2: are we going, Yeah, they'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of shit that I can get behind,
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  Speaker 1: but it's got to make a little sense.
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  Speaker 2: And that was one because I was like, are they
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  Speaker 2: doing that? And then I was like, let me do
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  Speaker 2: a little research on this, and I was like, if
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  Speaker 2: they wanted to kill us, then just kill us. They're
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  Speaker 2: gonna do it thirty thousand feet. Yeah, I think that
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  Speaker 2: for like a stream of a mile. It's like, no,
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  Speaker 2: if they wanted to, they just be circling with that shit.
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  Speaker 1: I think so too.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like the temperature and like that's what leaves the stream.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when they're like, hey, you may like buckle up,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna hit some turbulence, it's like, isn't that the
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  Speaker 2: air that we're maybe hitting to make the you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm no pilot what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but it makes right if you can tell me
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  Speaker 1: something that makes sense. The cloud seating where they're like
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  Speaker 1: creating the weather and everyone, like I know a lot
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  Speaker 1: of conspiracy theorists, right, and I'm during Texas flooding that
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  Speaker 1: was absolutely devastating. When I would hear the things that
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  Speaker 1: were being said like this that doesn't happen, It's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is called mother Nature and it does not give
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  Speaker 1: one fuck. Yeah, this is called humans are tough on
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  Speaker 1: the planet, and we're like making ozone layers disappear, and
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  Speaker 1: it's just there's a lot. There's a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: on the planet. There's a lot of things that we're
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  Speaker 1: doing where shifts happen. Right, there's more dinosaurs on the planet.
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  Speaker 1: There aren't dinosaurs anymore. Things happen on the planet, right,
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  Speaker 1: Dinosaur what.
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  Speaker 2: They're still dinosaurs in my opinion.
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  Speaker 1: The fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 2: Crocodiles and those do.
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  Speaker 1: Not dinosaur one conspiracy away from moving into my basement
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  Speaker 1: and never leaving, and like, don't have a basement, you don't,
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  Speaker 1: Then we're there. You're one conspiracy.
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  Speaker 2: You look at a crocodile and an alligator, you go,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, that's a dinas.
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  Speaker 1: They got there. The only crocodiles, or maybe it's an alligator,
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  Speaker 1: maybe both. They are the only specie that has never evolved,
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  Speaker 1: not at once. There's a game.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, you know what, we don't need to We're
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  Speaker 2: really happy in what we have.
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  Speaker 1: They're the exact same. And the fact that the final
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  Speaker 1: or one of the final episodes of The Righteous Gemstones
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  Speaker 1: they push the bad guy into crocus to where he
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  Speaker 1: gets eaten by his own croc kragate just they ring
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  Speaker 1: the dinner bell for the croc.
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  Speaker 2: And he just it comes just to come in with
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: that digital ruin for me.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Well, this is what you do to me with every
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: TV show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I wanted to watch Smoke and you want to know
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  Speaker 1: what you did? You told me every detail about it.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I haven't even seen it, so how
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: could I give you details? I give you the details
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  Speaker 2: audio and land and on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh that sounds like watch They like
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  Speaker 1: put this in a freedom bag. I'm like, okay, literally
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  Speaker 1: the trailer.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, that we watched. We literally watched the trailer that
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  Speaker 2: you watched. And this is the other thing that I
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  Speaker 2: can't tell you enough of. It is a documentary based
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  Speaker 2: on a real story, So of course I know what
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  Speaker 2: really is kind of happening. I know because it happened.
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  Speaker 2: The guy's in jail, Okay, Jesus Christ, amen not.
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  Speaker 1: Take the lord's another person. Oh you're aliens. You're finally
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: gonna get your alien talk see chirita seventy nine. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: aliens fully exist. I saw a video the other day,
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  Speaker 1: Uh this one women in Compton posted her she was
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  Speaker 1: on the news too, posted her ring camera two fucking
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  Speaker 1: aliens literally walk past.
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  Speaker 2: They're like four feet tall, four feet to five feet crazy,
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  Speaker 2: and it looked just like the one sure that everybody's
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  Speaker 2: showing yes. And that's the crazy thing is like Area
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  Speaker 2: fifty one can only say silent because you're gonna have
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  Speaker 2: too many whistleblowers like we've seen. But it's crazy to
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  Speaker 2: me that like from nineteen seventy nine and eighties and
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  Speaker 2: even into the nineties, these people were like, we're nervous
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  Speaker 2: of Area fifty one, Like we can't fit into their
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: aircrafts because they're five feet tall. Oh no, they're very thin,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: okay with giant heads. Yeah, and yeah, in my opinion,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: and here I taken it back to a Disney film. Okay,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: take it back Milo and Stitch. Oh the main it's
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: like in the first ten minutes and it's when they're
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: on this ship with Stitch before he launches himself and
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: they're going to hit er. Yeah, and it was because
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: they were like, yeah, we built this for Mosquito rehabilitation
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: or whatever. Do you remember that they built.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: The planet, Yeah, rehabilitation of Mosquito Mosquitos.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you remember that.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh my gosh, okay, and then to hear
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: we're just capsules the body is a capsule that has
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: been told multiple times out of Area fifty one. What Yeah, yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I mean I believe aliens are real.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Just to I believe aliens are real?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, there. I've done a lot of research where
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: things make sense to me where I don't.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe that we're we are capsules.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And the reasoning behind that is we feel too much,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: our emotional intelligence is too high level to just be
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: a capsule to come in and find love and pro
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: create and have this bond with our babies like that
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: just doesn't feel like a capsule to me, that seems.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: But and see there's the thing. It's like, I agree.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: They found one of the aliens was over one hundred
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: and fifty years old.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm still let me tell you. Before they made
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: the movie Independence Day, they sat down with someone people, yes,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: from Area fifty one, and it was high level I
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: bet like they had to make sure no one knew
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: that he was meeting with the director and the writer
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: and whatever else. No, And he spilled everything.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: And they lifted the ships that we you know, the
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: alien ships. We've turned them on and we haven't flown them,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: but we've lifted them off the ground and set them
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: back down, and we can't even figure it, like how
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: it's doing it because there's no like gravit the force
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: on them. That's why they can fly so fast, that's
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: why they can do all these things. And then they
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: said that it sounds The best way I can put
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: it now is like brand new electric cars. When you
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: put them in reverse, you hear the Yeah. If you
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: haven't heard it, people will maybe know. But like an
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: electric car, when you put it in driver park, you
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: hear a loud humming. And that's what they said. It
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: sounded like like there's no motors, it just goes.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: So it's very but I believe a lot of what
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: is coming out of Area fifty one. It makes sense,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: and they're just from what I hear that you know,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: there's nothing to look get into it any way you want.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: But like we're capsules and energy for another planet, and
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: like you said, that's where you lose.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Aliens are real, but I don't think that we are
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: in connection with being an energy source. We're too emotionally intelligent, Okay.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Too much. It's just not I don't believe I see it,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: and I get that, but you can go in depth
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: of like how many how many times has this happened?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: And do we get to evolved where we start to
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: see it where you know, they just shut down the
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: energy source and this planet no longer is something they create.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: You know, I have no idea. And the way it's
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: crazily put for people who play video games, it's like
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: you play Grand Theft Auto, you play all of these games,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: and it's like you're this player and you go into
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: a store and you have these non they're called NPCs,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: non playable characters, and people are saying they're in the
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: real world now because they're videoing, and like these people
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: are just doing weird stuff, like a guy's wearing a
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: helmet and he gets into a car, and it's like
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: that's a non playable character.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Like who's doing No, that's called a person just living
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: their life.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: And that's how I think. But it's like I I
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: do dive deep into it, and it's like it does
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: make a lot of sense of where we're at and
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: if you really wanted to. There's that bushman and another
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: dude that came out of Area fifty one, and what
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: they're both saying twenty years apart is adding up still,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Oh well, I do love that.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Can we just talk really quickly and then we'll move on.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Nothing hotter than Will Smith beating the shit out of
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: that alien in the desert in a tank top baggy
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: like Cargo.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I thought we were talking about.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Chris Rock slap No with his sunglasses on, just saying my.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Favorite I have to interrupt you because now that is
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: that's one of my favorite scenes. When he crashes and
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: he's like dragging it back.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: What they just beats the fun out of him. It's
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: so good. He's so hot. Anna Colette three e's, by
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: the way, says that Chuck E Cheese reuses.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: What what's the girl's name?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Anna Colette, but she has three e's at the end,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: that Chuck E Cheese reuses pizza slices if you don't
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: finish it and leave it on the table.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I'm god, so stay away from Chucky Cheese.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I really love Chuck E Cheese, especially after Real House
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I was in Beverly Hills gave it a revival.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Well, what's so sad? Is their pizza so good? I
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: love just a cheese pizza. I'm getting a boogerlea cheese
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: from a kid that didn't need it all. You know what,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: whatver does it kill you? Makes you stronger.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I will say this, with what's happening in the world,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: you would be lucky to have a fucking pizza, even
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: if it's been re eaten or it's already been eaten
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: and you're reating it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it went from Yep. Here's the thing about
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: should be saying.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly fucking grateful. That's what I say.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Can I be gross and I've done this sober too?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Oh God, you pull things out of the trash.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: No, I don't do that.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, I was gonna call you George Costanza. No.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: But sometimes when I'm on vacation, if I see like
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: a role that hasn't been eaten on the id'll gram it.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Wait what yeah? Why not? Wait a role that hasn't
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: been eating had some like, you know, they had some
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: room service and then they put it out. If I'm
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: walking back to my room and I've seen like a
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: full roll or something, I'm like, are you fucking serious?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: You are disgusting, fucking judging you. I don't know how
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I could say in the same sentence that that's disgusting,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: but not eating.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: A boogered pizza.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, all right, all right it again?
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't do it again.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: You're never getting a girlfriend. You're never getting a girl friend.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: It's all right, you're horrendous. It's Jersey. We did not
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: land on the moon. And this person, what do you
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: think of that? Well, this person's second in that. Cheryl
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Maddox also says walking on the moon. How did they
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: film that back then and stream it on TV?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Not only that, how was what's his name the first
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: man on the when there was a camera already out there?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: They brought the camera with them?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so who went out and set it up or
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: filmed him? Because he was the first man on the moon.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Now, I think we landed on the moon. But there
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: are days that I say we didn't.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I I don't at all. And I'm going to tell
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: you right now. Go and look up the pictures of
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: the rocket that landed on the moon, and that's enough
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: for you to go, we didn't land on the moon,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: all right? What the tinfoil?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very true.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Well, also they did like the Mars thing, yeah, said
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: like we have a thing on Mars. No that it's
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: just like over in Utah and Moab, like crawling over
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: things and they're like, we're going it's like, no, that's
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: just utah, Oh, you're like, I've.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Been there, right one tired ass Mama underscored ninety six.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Tupac is still alive. I don't agree, but that's a
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: lot of people have said that, a lot of people
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: have said that.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I know, and I see a lot of people like
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: they'll have like a video of him and it's like
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: in another country and it's like it could be. But like, also,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: how easy of a doppelganger is that? Let me throw
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: on a bandana bald? Really that easy?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Tupac had a very specific look, and he's very hot,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: very hot.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Well that's the other thing, Like go up to him
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: and talk to him, because you'll know if it's Tupac
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I think they're thinking because he's a lyrical genius and
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: way ahead of his time. So I think people are
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: like that, wow, that then, and you're right exactly, So
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: like there's only one other.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Have you seen those conspiracy theories time travel?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: It's called an old soul.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's like those kids that are like, ugh, I
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: miss hanging out with my friend Georgia and it's like
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: a picture from like nineteen nineteen.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the picture of jay Z. No, They're like,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: there's a picture of jay Z like old, it looks identical.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Oh to Z. There's a lot of those though, but
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. There's one that also looks like it
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: was the Joker He yes, he fledger. Yes, there was
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: somebody who looked identical to that. And they were like,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: and people are just saying like, there's so many people
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: that can look different, you know, out of hundreds of
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: thousands of.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: YEA, at some point I'm going to run into someone
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: where I'm like, damn, we have the same face.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: That's I do that now?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Crazy?
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I run into somebody and I'm like, we look
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: very similar. He just cut my hair.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Cassie Underscore. Lorraine, my husband firmly believes that Titanic didn't
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: sink that it was the Olympic. It annoys me.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I believe that's the that Here's the thing about that
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: conspiracy theory is tell me, well, once you start reading
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: into who was on the ship, yeah, the money involved it,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: like they were trying to get rid of people on
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: that boat.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: They're like just crush it into an I and it
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: looks like just so simple.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: And there's a couple like I think the roths Child.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: They were supposed to be on it and he didn't go. Oh,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: so there's some there are conspiracy theories. I would have
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: to go in depth of like who was on, what
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: they owned, what it was in that time, of did
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: they want it gone? Was this a problem for the government?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: You know, there was a lot of things like that,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: But there were like four or five high end people that.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Your conspiracy theory is more.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: That like they wanted people they don't want it.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't It wasn't not the Titanic. It was
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the Titanic.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: It was in my opinion, yes it was the Titanic,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: but that ship was sank on purpose.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, got it? Taylor underscore Ndore Underscore called well underscore.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: The real Biden died in twenty eighteen. Okay, let me
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: tell you. We're not going to deep dive because we're
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: almost out of time. But let me just tell you
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: this very quickly. The reason people are saying this is
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: because there was a photo of Biden after twenty eighteen
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: where his face looks different and they zoom in on
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: his ear. Now, let me tell you something you guys. Yes,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: it's called a face that wasn't properly done. He developed
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: pixie ear.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, but what about the neck role because that was
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: also weird in his shirt. You see like the neck
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: doing weird stuff over the shirt, not even just the ear,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: the neck. That's where other people were seeing. Oh oh,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: all right, so it's like, was he wearing like just
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: a neck thing that went down like that's the other
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: that's a good conspiracy. I think he's alive.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: That's not when I've really I just don't think that
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: they would be like he's alive. All right, now we're gonna.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Do you guys want to know something weird. No, it isn't. Okay,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: look how Joe Biden walks and go look up the
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: new robots and how they walk. They're fucking identical.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: It's called just an old person, dude, GGI walks the
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: same way. It's called like you may need your hips
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: replace God.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: That is so true, though, I know so because no
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Gg walks like a robot.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, I have one that I'm gonna end it on.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: But this person said her name's Amy Shepherd. To be fair,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: a few I believed came out to be true. Laughing face,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: but hands down, we the people are pawns. I'm not
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: going to confirm or deny that I believe that, Okay,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: but I like it. Are you ready for the last one? Oh?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I thought that was the ender rib No, because this one.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I cackle that Zoe underscore kf R. It's a conspiracy
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: theory in my book, Tom and Rachel's affair started before James.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I like that.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, do we chat about that for a sec?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Marin guess what what's done is done? What's done is
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: indeed done. You guys, thanks for listening to another episode
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: of the Give Them La La Bonus podcast Easton. Thank
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: you for the topic I had.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I thought it was fun. Tell me if you guys enjoyed.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Feed his obsessions. You guys have the best week take
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: on the world. I'm gonna catch you guys on Wednesday
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: for regular episode and again next week. Bye bye