Latest / A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast / Strictly Come Hamster Series 4B (featuring Daniel, Kieran, Frazer & Lee!)
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- 0:00Finish. It's a time machine.
- 0:04If you could. Powering up.
- 0:19How do you know it's gonna work? Oh yeah.
- 0:22We we don't we're just We're just guess, brilliant.
- 0:29Just remember when you get to the junction, change the cars
- 0:33Direction by one minute, past 10.
- 0:35How do I do that? Do you well I just have to run
- 0:41up to myself. Eyes.
- 1:15Right, if I change things, I don't die.
- 1:19That's that's why is it? Sorry.
- 1:41My wife's gonna come home from the theater and probably set me
- 1:56dogs off and so you do me a favor then please, will you
- 2:00retire at that point and put her on the call?
- 2:02Bloody good sense. Going on from your end whom he
- 2:05wait for the dog. Welcome back to Strictly Come
- 2:33hamster. The Doctor Who queer podcast
- 2:35that takes a group of Doctor Who episodes chunks them down with
- 2:38some ginger beer, choose them with some walnuts chases that
- 2:41down with some anchovy juice before giving them a big old
- 2:44snog. Outings and eventually bench
- 2:48belcher's out any old Stories, the oval winner in a cloud of
- 2:51black smoke. Do you want to imagine if we try
- 2:54to pick the next pool I made, it was almost the doctors daughter
- 2:57in the first half. You're not wrong there.
- 2:59It would have been classic strictly.
- 3:02Wouldn't it if you did anything to do with it?
- 3:05So tonight we are back to take on the second half of series 4
- 3:08Fair well to the doctor. If you've been brave enough to
- 3:12come back after the first off, you'll remember that we chewed
- 3:15the fat over the season, opener things got fire in Pompeii and
- 3:18then decidedly oohed on our first trip off world.
- 3:21Before we came back down worth teacher the true meaning and
- 3:25pronunciation of the word, and despite whatso said, there was
- 3:32no real surprises, when it came to talk about the doctor's
- 3:35daughter, All of that and we ended up on our right
- 3:39Cliffhanger of proportions. Tonight we've got the same team
- 3:45assembled to take on the second half.
- 3:46So without further Ado, let me please reintroduce.
- 3:49You to everyone first up into the baby of the group, the guy
- 3:52who was only a toddler when he watched the first time around.
- 3:54Yep. Discussed.
- 3:56And I know and there's something on his back, but it's only his
- 4:00flowing me in of lovely hair and pale.
- 4:03Hello again. It's a fabulous.
- 4:07Man of hell. It's it really is it really is.
- 4:11Oh yes. Just imagine Alan Moore.
- 4:16I think you could do shampoo commercials, you know, because
- 4:18you're worth because he's worth it.
- 4:20But we are. And next up, we have someone who
- 4:24looks a proper treat as he lurches towards us and he's
- 4:27white suit and he's impeccable bones structure within your eye
- 4:31out. Its proper Daniel Warmsley so,
- 4:38wave Network activated. Hello.
- 4:41Thanks for having me back but there's five of us today.
- 4:45I'll tell you what I'm thinking right now.
- 4:50Does it involve the word boococky?
- 4:52Potentially we teach series 4 pay.
- 4:58Let's go, let's go. But ladies and gentlemen, where
- 5:02would we be without the disembodied voice rattling
- 5:05around the tin can of this podcast of ours.
- 5:07The one that we just can't get to shut up.
- 5:13Never stopping never faltering, never fainting people and
- 5:18planets, and stars will become dust and the dust will become
- 5:22atoms. And the atoms will become the
- 5:27wavelynx will continue breaking through the rift at the heart of
- 5:31the Medusa, Cascade into every year.
- 5:49I can't, it's the one and only draw Ford.
- 5:53Hello. This is a quiz show.
- 5:55Now, you introduces as a quiz show at the start, it's a quick
- 5:58show podcasts. I mean it Rod sort of called it
- 6:03the championship podcast to start off with as we've
- 6:06determined the best ever Dr. Whose story of all time, but
- 6:10given the time was in there somewhere we may have gone a
- 6:13ride somewhere Over Feet of the open statement game show.
- 6:17Would that be better? Okay, sure.
- 6:21So the game show podcast, I'm not recording the whole thing.
- 6:23Again, we should say assemblance of the most handsome men in all
- 6:27of Doctor Who podcasting. What about that?
- 6:29I'll take that. Does that mean I need to go now?
- 6:32Yes, say like, no, I'm delighted to be here.
- 6:37Thank you for having me. Thank you, bloody podcast.
- 6:40Yeah, no I'll just go beyond anymore, so that just leaves me
- 6:45then the annoying buzzing, insect not so much the flying,
- 6:48but the giant wasp in your Jam song, which is a Gregory. now,
- 6:52don't you all wish you had a glass, big enough to Trappers
- 6:55under Yeah. You forgot somebody.
- 7:00Well, there is one more, oh my God, for that.
- 7:03Oh, you genuinely forgot. There is one more someone has
- 7:07been watching us from the outside so far, but it's now
- 7:10cross in reality to be with us. Someone is returning.
- 7:15You know, it's not the guy in the wheelchair with the
- 7:17PowerPoint who likes to rant about how shit things being in
- 7:20the last few years. High in.
- 7:23It's the one who could have been David Tennant if he bothered
- 7:26these asked a short the last time around but he's just gonna
- 7:29have to set up for being Billy paper.
- 7:30Now, fresh from getting these teeth sorted in Turkey, it's the
- 7:33Polish boxes on Lima, me. Good things to be even Billie,
- 7:38Piper get him in hand Farm, I've stuck a quid in the subway
- 7:41Network and never mind reality bombs.
- 7:44I'm here to drop some truth bombs tonight.
- 7:46He's an old sunshine in kittens. Wonderful know you're looking.
- 7:52Yeah. The next series of the police
- 7:54box, so I don't don't you piss off too much because you're
- 7:57gonna just one Facebook tonight. We'll be an impressive boy to
- 8:05go, right? So last time, we got a really
- 8:09good idea of where everyone stands on this series.
- 8:11Apart from late obviously, because he was getting his teeth
- 8:13done so late, why don't you tell us?
- 8:17What do you think of series 4? and the second half in
- 8:21particular, I've got a mission to me.
- 8:25And it's not going to be a popular one.
- 8:27Now, I do love series 4 as lots to enjoying it.
- 8:32But I'm gonna give a few things a kick in tonight, and I may not
- 8:37necessarily be popular choices, but overall there's a good
- 8:40doctor. Comparing companion, payment
- 8:42problem. My favorite of the first
- 8:43velocity Davis hero. That's not to say there is no
- 8:46flies in the ointment, and I'll be looking at them tonight on
- 8:49the whole broadly. Positive, broadly positive, but
- 8:52keeping your powder dry. I'll make it.
- 8:54And, you know, strictly compounds is the place where
- 8:57shit, opinions, come to die. So you in good company and Joker
- 9:02and Daniel, you were all very positive around the first half
- 9:06of the series. I am assuming that that's gonna
- 9:08carry on into the second half. Who you are asking, everyone.
- 9:14What all together? It would go.
- 9:17Three, two, one. Yeah, three, two one.
- 9:21Yeah, there we go. There we go.
- 9:25Let's see if there's 20 minutes. So you say it.
- 9:30What? Speed, if you've written
- 9:32speeches? Well, I'll be quick.
- 9:33All right, I've just put my favorite round of Doctor.
- 9:37Who stories of all time. This is precisely what I want
- 9:41from the show. Fantastic writing acting
- 9:44Direction music. It's exciting for provoking
- 9:48funny and vicious risky, shocking and smart.
- 9:52But most of all, this is something that we forget and
- 9:55upcoming Seasons hugely entertaining as well.
- 10:00It's glorious. This is Peter.
- 10:06Yes, it's not. Karen, can you be any quicker
- 10:12than you? It's really good in it.
- 10:17Wonderful. I like it.
- 10:18Like podcast to what one word you the more?
- 10:25No. The Immortal word of River Song.
- 10:30Spoilers. Oh, hang on.
- 10:35Will you show me your hands again, please?
- 10:37Other side. I knew it was a.
- 10:40Yes, I know it was a I'm glad Joe brought that up, just before
- 10:46we get started, I realized last episode we left off on a bit of
- 10:50a cliffhanger. So just allow me to resolve the
- 10:52matter of the false prophecy that I didn't end up explaining
- 10:56last time in. In pure Journey's, End
- 10:59anti-crime active fashion. No, it wasn't that.
- 11:02It wasn't actually a tattoo, it was whiteboard marker, so they
- 11:07go Cliffhanger resolved, A great moment of the popcorn.
- 11:11So the reveal speaking of cliffhanger, that's a nice segue
- 11:15into Lee. Hello.
- 11:18At the end of the last episode, it came down to stories, came
- 11:23don't partners in crime and came down to the fires of Pompeii,
- 11:26the fall of us, we could not split the difference.
- 11:28We were tired and the decision was made.
- 11:31That you would have the casting vote is not.
- 11:35Can you put, I will listeners out there misery and let them
- 11:39know. Which he hasn't listened to the
- 11:41episode. It's gone out with the answer.
- 11:47When I was at the end. It's at the end.
- 11:51It's like a he gave me a three-minute.
- 11:57Did I not put the right one out? That's on there.
- 12:03No turned off before the end, you got bored before.
- 12:06You don't remember, what the artwork.
- 12:10What did we know? I only you don't know.
- 12:12Only, you don't know, Frank say everyone else does.
- 12:15I'm just trying to be a bit of hosts for the listeners build
- 12:20suspense. God, you might give you this on
- 12:23their ex Factor. He's not there, but it doesn't
- 12:29know, I'm tempted, not to say leave him hanging, right choice.
- 12:34So late, you did made the right choice.
- 12:36Well up at 3:30 and the end, but it was a very, very narrow
- 12:43margin between the two. What was your rationale behind
- 12:47that? Oh, trying to think back to
- 12:51what? According to four weeks ago.
- 12:53That's not listen to that instance.
- 12:54I I remember Joy, you're gonna have to help me.
- 13:00You said, well no you said that obviously partisan, climb crime
- 13:04was a brilliant, opener light and funny and engaging.
- 13:06But then you say fast on pay is also funny and engaging but it
- 13:11has that big sort of dramatic at the end which just kicks it to
- 13:16being a bit better. That sounds exactly the sort of
- 13:19thing. I would say.
- 13:19Yes, words of wisdom words, and we'll go, there we go.
- 13:25So yes, phase of Pompeo was the overall winner of series 4A.
- 13:31Thanks to Lee's decide and vote there.
- 13:33So, before we jump, that carry on and get stuck in to the five
- 13:39episodes, we're going to discuss tonight.
- 13:41Gentlemen, would you like to let us know what our glorious?
- 13:44Ham Farm contributors have to say about this half of the
- 13:47series. I will warn the listeners at
- 13:49home. Please brace yourself sit down,
- 13:51this may not go the way you think.
- 13:52It's gonna go. Should I go first?
- 13:55Go ahead. Okay.
- 13:57Tom Newsom says it might just be the best run of episodes ever.
- 14:02Good luck. Trying to whittle this one down
- 14:04guys. I'm gonna sort of check off as
- 14:08we go, how many people are right?
- 14:09One. The only go next door, I would
- 14:14do but with 100 to prepare that and have the list to hand sew.
- 14:16All right? Strongest second half of the new
- 14:22season, still no death episodes at all.
- 14:24So all right pulse, my City's 4B is for me, the best one of
- 14:29stories in all of you who every episode is, at least that I know
- 14:32of 10, 10 and donor incredible. This is Peak, Dr. Oh, Sirens,
- 14:38three, All right. Ready for some alphabet?
- 14:42B. It's all big.
- 14:45All right, enough to put up with this, did not what a bunch of
- 14:56others. The Sweet Spot of the seasons,
- 15:00says, Big Orange. Michael with a solid run of
- 15:02episodes. Starts the ascent of modern who
- 15:05into the public Consciousness with a string of sort, a string
- 15:08of stories. Sorry, that you can't help.
- 15:10But love with an exceptional too.
- 15:12I'm gonna take a bit of exception there, the ascent of
- 15:16modern who into public Consciousness.
- 15:18I think that started with serious one and it just got
- 15:23higher and higher. A grumpy who, it's just the
- 15:28peak. Oh, I've only Burns says what an
- 15:33incredible run of it. The swords Banger after Banger
- 15:35leading to a blockbuster finale. Remember minority, D gave his
- 15:39doctor who have disability on a regular basis.
- 15:41Why it sounds really wouldn't be getting it on a regular basis.
- 15:47After this again, Matt lean Newby says The second half of
- 15:52series 4 is clearly where it gets its reputation.
- 15:54Jolla Ellen, pretty solid back after the series with some Stone
- 15:59Cold Classics, pretty solid. Like gold.
- 16:04Hmm. Like a rock.
- 16:09The man, the Master Legend Dylan trenchard says, it's the
- 16:13absolute value of, Tom left to absolutely mind blowing next
- 16:20time, trailer, which seems like brought together four years and
- 16:23two spin off shoes. It's still gives me goosebumps
- 16:26thinking about it. We just sort of covered it.
- 16:28There was no, we messed up. Yeah, that's it.
- 16:32Thanks. Yeah, bro.
- 16:35Ah, my favorite name tonight, the campus Patrol.
- 16:39One of, if not the definite, strongest runs ever.
- 16:44Not only are the stories, great, but tenant, and Tate are out
- 16:47there, Peak you, I've lost count, but they're all right.
- 16:51And side hard. Even with that one.
- 16:54No, no, no. Never mind.
- 16:58Maybe he'll be somebody in fandom one day.
- 17:02Very consistent run. Very enjoyable.
- 17:04Run. Probably the peak of public
- 17:07love. What sound effect would you like
- 17:11me to put in every time someone says Peak?
- 17:13Um goodness, what are some good ones.
- 17:15Well, like this or see in this pit?
- 17:20So I just put in, hey, who turned out the lights every time
- 17:22you should put in Dove, Ross, how did you describe world
- 17:29something good? Looks at Ms. Jenkins says, it's
- 17:36good stuff. And yeah, the Tegan Fanboy and
- 17:38me loves. Donna could have done with less
- 17:40rows though like zero. Otherwise no thinkers in the
- 17:44bunch. All right.
- 17:45Luke this is for you. Luke seems Jenkins.
- 17:48You're the most important man in the whole of creation.
- 17:51Know, he's not agency him. Comparing, Donna Teagan Teagan,
- 17:57is it because they're both loud and obnoxious?
- 18:02Yeah. Okay, galleries says, the best
- 18:05modern series alongside series 1.
- 18:07Somebody must hide this wrong. Surely it's not nearby the best
- 18:16run of seven stories in the history of the entire show.
- 18:20The brilliant and correct Nathan?
- 18:23What a man? Now what I know them because
- 18:26we're only talking about five stories tonight, I can only
- 18:28assume anything is including both the doctors daughter,
- 18:30untangles. Give him a message.
- 18:36He sent me after listen, to your opinion on the doctors told her
- 18:39I'm assuming notes. No.
- 18:42I've had been canceled. Touching go.
- 18:48Next up someone is definitely not been canceled.
- 18:51Paul Arthur who says a consistently good run of stories
- 18:54with an excellent hardest team. As the last four episodes in
- 18:57particular. It helped cement series for as a
- 19:00high point of the modern era for me, John Arnold Tenant and Tate
- 19:04of carried. Some rope old tat in the first
- 19:06half of the Season incorrect. John, this second half shows,
- 19:10what an all-time great artist team can do with great material
- 19:14and you're not Daniel night. That's a hole.
- 19:20This is possibly the highest paid unfortunately, for once the
- 19:27public were right turn and take a wonderful together, and
- 19:30there's no dead script or performance.
- 19:32It really was though everyone loved the show.
- 19:35That's all of Doctor Who found him ever been in such Unity.
- 19:40As they give it time. That's got to be someone over
- 19:44there. Just gonna see something
- 19:45negative Kieran, Evans, much stronger, half of the series
- 19:50with some crackers. so it's not even then, so lots of cheese as
- 19:54well and I suppose, Maybe Dave for any will help us out.
- 19:57Can, I can start eating the best run we've had in the new series.
- 20:02Oh no, he won't. Thanks Ed mysterious head.
- 20:07Just the original. It will say a cracking series
- 20:10overall, though, one of the best in the whole Revival.
- 20:13Now, I'm just gonna make a shout out for it because that's Eddie
- 20:16Arnold. John Arnold son who have
- 20:19recently did a commentary on midnight with right?
- 20:23We've John Father and Son commentary and John, obviously a
- 20:27man of scientists and reason absolutely adored midnight
- 20:30Eddie, who is a lot. Yeah guys.
- 20:34Know 19 and was very young when he watched it hated it.
- 20:39So yeah. Right next, what we see last
- 20:48time, what did we see? Last time, it was the old people
- 20:50who were the miserable fuckers and it was the kids who enjoyed
- 20:53the show, wasn't it? Unless unless you unless you
- 20:56like it and you were young. Yeah.
- 20:57He's argument was just a load of people in a room shouting at
- 21:01each other and that's not particularly Dynamic television,
- 21:03which, for a young person, I can understand.
- 21:06I mean, it's true, but it's also, Isn't that much stronger?
- 21:10Well you're not a young man that's the thing.
- 21:12You're an old man like me. That's what we loved.
- 21:16I, You would know. Thank you.
- 21:21Anyway anyway, so that is the comments done so we will move
- 21:26swiftly onwards to round one of the show.
- 21:29As we know round one, the rules are very simple.
- 21:32So each of the five of us will pick one of the five stories in
- 21:36the back half of the series and give our reasons for one in The
- 21:39Ether invited to drinks on the lawn or Chuck it into a cloud of
- 21:42space piranhas like some sort of chicken leg of stranger opinions
- 21:45and shit takes Thought, if you were paying attention in the
- 21:50first half of the podcast, you will know that there is no such
- 21:54thing as a podcast format. I am not prepared to fuck around
- 21:57with. So tonight the twist is because
- 22:00there were five of us every vote counts.
- 22:03Okay. Oh, there'll be none of this
- 22:06hide in behind. Well, I am going to talk about
- 22:09this one so I get a vote about this and I'm Gonna Leave This
- 22:12one lasts and he wants to talk about and know everyone's vote
- 22:15count in this cuz there's not going to be a tie.
- 22:18Well it has to be yeah, the last time there was five people every
- 22:21okay because otherwise we were in this impossible situation of
- 22:25having to convince him to change their minds, Yes and no ties.
- 22:29No Holds Barred strictly, okay? and, Because we missed it last
- 22:38time because you know, I just pre-planned he was going to face
- 22:41who essentially in round two. We are going to bring the
- 22:44randomizer back so we will be deciding who goes when by
- 22:47spinning the wheel of Justice. Oh you got a wireless time.
- 22:52You don't have a paper like no, I don't know, market right here.
- 22:58So let's crack on. Then as we said, let's take,
- 23:01we'll put every story through but tonight.
- 23:02Can we tell our unicorns from our wasps?
- 23:06Will we actually get any Silence from Joe will be left?
- 23:10We turn right? It, most importantly of all.
- 23:13Will we managed to get to our Journey's End before midnight?
- 23:17Let's find out as we crack on and see who gets to go first on
- 23:21this season of four be strictly Smackdown.
- 23:25You should be hosted up Podcast. Shit, are you a fabulous at
- 23:28this? So, let's, Give it a spin.
- 23:32Sing along. If you know the words spin,
- 23:34spin, spin. Spin the wheels.
- 23:36Just see her. First the bus.
- 23:39Hey, and it's almost as if you've been rewarded Lee.
- 23:43The singing along you are the winner which feels appropriate
- 23:47right? It wasn't sure age.
- 23:50But one something, so David. Yes.
- 23:54So choose your weapon. Pick your story.
- 23:57Tell us. Are we going to keep it or
- 23:59Bennett? I've got a dread like linger in
- 24:02now. All right, bring it on.
- 24:06Well, on the way, the last time I was on Strictly I came racing
- 24:09out the traps in and went into 30 and one of fandoms beloved
- 24:13classic The Deadly Assassin. But as they all seeing goes, you
- 24:16never to repeat the same trick twice.
- 24:18So with that in mind, of course, I'm going to do it again.
- 24:21I hauling it a story together a good kicking actually just
- 24:26before I start, I think it's a problem, but your phone's
- 24:29getting myself. Away my mistakes.
- 24:39Sorry, it's just the sound of a North and Germany's end and then
- 24:47he is He's seen all of time and it's driven him mad this a must
- 25:02here. Well, let's see.
- 25:04Points number one, which is entitled super doctor campaign,
- 25:08you know, Stars. The gang is all here.
- 25:12Still on Earth is jammed back with so many elements and away.
- 25:16This borderline staggering, we've got the return of Rose,
- 25:20Mickey. Jackie morphine Captain.
- 25:23Jack torch with that introduced to the Doctor Who Universe, we
- 25:26have the return of Harriet Jones, a huge invading Dalek
- 25:30Fleet, and the surprise return of Davos done without a smidge
- 25:34of signposting, just, suddenly and unexpectedly inserted into
- 25:38the story with no fanfare. It's an art.
- 25:41Confection of a story. Every piece fits take a look at
- 25:44rocks along that tracking pace and I was more moments of true.
- 25:47Darkness the family being burnt alive in their own home by the
- 25:51Daleks as perhaps one. If not the most brutal death in
- 25:54doctor who says that story delivered him out of factly.
- 25:58Everyone is involved. The stakes are constantly high
- 26:01and Elevate by the minute. As we rushed towards, one of
- 26:04them was surprising Cliffhangers at the history of the show with
- 26:07the brakes from layoffs. Stitches shame that no one
- 26:10thought to put the brakes back on to stop the whole thing.
- 26:13Plummeting off a cliff and the sea with Johnny's end. which
- 26:17leads me nicely to point number two, entitled Johnny is it if
- 26:21only aware Oh, because boy, oh boy, there's a whole story, not
- 26:27running of legs cracking and Douglas badder on a night on the
- 26:30piss. After the breathlessness of the
- 26:35stolen Earth, Second Story starts that stops to do its
- 26:39breath. Then the whole thing collapses
- 26:41in and itself not only do we get a massive cop-out resolution to
- 26:45the Cliffhanger solid because the 10th doctor's vanity comes
- 26:48roaring to the surface once more and order to protect his pretty
- 26:51boy. Looks robbing us at a surprise
- 26:54regeneration and a moment of it being talked about for years.
- 26:58Imagine if the production team had the balls to bring in Matt
- 27:00Smith here, hand the whole thing over and call our Roman fits.
- 27:04And this point on the ultimate Rock people yeah, why it could
- 27:09possibly be any worse is if I had that he But that doesn't
- 27:16come apart and therefore Journeys in sink since our mayor
- 27:19of slopping on since we have the bill shit, science of 27 planets
- 27:24being lined up to essentially be turned in a giant.
- 27:27Laser something, even doctor evil from Austin Powers with the
- 27:30Smiths is a bit too much. We have Dalek seemingly able to
- 27:34transmit companions out of nowhere as and when the plot
- 27:37demands we have Russell Davis, pulling plot device is out of
- 27:41his ass at random. What Stars on next piece?
- 27:44The Fret the donor being dismissed with literally some
- 27:47hand, wavy bullets. Everything on the dialect ship
- 27:50able to be controlled by a series of four switches.
- 27:52The size of which you'd expect to find on a Fisher-Price my
- 27:56first nerve center set. The age-old, modern series trick
- 28:00of thinking, your bulshit resolutions can fly under the
- 28:03radar. If only you get your characters
- 28:04to shout the lines at top speed, I'll let us know even begin to
- 28:09ask about why the shadow Proclamation.
- 28:10The universe is all powerful. Premier please Force appear to
- 28:14be basing themselves in the fiery of your local Leisure
- 28:17Center. It's true.
- 28:20It's true. Oh yeah, and planetary, Turlock.
- 28:26The only they only saving grace in this whole soggy mess of an
- 28:30episode, is davros pulling the doctor up or he's a poke recipe
- 28:33and let's face, it is not wrong, I agree with David Ross.
- 28:37The 10th doctor is an arsenal Let's look at his list of crimes
- 28:41quite apart from fashioning, his friends and You Soldiers and
- 28:45weapons. We have number one, its first
- 28:48deal the job. It doesn't get up until the
- 28:50evening and then there doesn't bother getting changed his
- 28:53pajamas lazy lazy, Khan lazy. Number two.
- 28:58It loses his friend. A little Dimension, then makes a
- 29:01half. First Skype call to her on a
- 29:03poor connection before leaving restaurant then real.
- 29:06We've all done that though later.
- 29:07Alright number three, if it fails to take the opportunity to
- 29:11take down the monarchy and Christmas Day and as a result
- 29:14because it's a death of Kylie Minogue.
- 29:18Number four, he allows the events of dialects in Manhattan
- 29:22to occur and much worse to be found in broadcast.
- 29:26Well, thank you. Oh, that story.
- 29:31Number five encourages in enables, fifth of precious
- 29:34artifacts and willingly causes damage to London transport
- 29:37property. Number six, he makes Bernard
- 29:40tripping, try twice. And in this face story, he
- 29:49doesn't like the idea of a secretary being his cleverness
- 29:52him. So he wipes it reminds and Trump
- 29:54support home. And as a pisty resistance, the
- 29:57cherry on this most underbaked cakes.
- 30:00He drops a so called love of his life.
- 30:02Back on a beach, on the Welsh course, set it up with his
- 30:05genocidal, Maniac hospital and then legs it.
- 30:08The 10th doctor, what an arsenal.
- 30:12Get I never came to a similar conclusion in the first half,
- 30:17you know, we don't you know you're not wrong.
- 30:18I think we went with prick or not.
- 30:20So one thing I will say is that he knows he's a prick though you
- 30:25know unlike some other doctors, he knows he's at all.
- 30:29So, I don't answer that that was not great.
- 30:37It's squarely in the reality bin.
- 30:41Yes, true. Shall we see what everyone else
- 30:45has got to say about this one. Before we got the rest of our
- 30:47panel, would you like me to start?
- 30:49I will let you go start. I'm not quite familiar with the
- 30:52first guy is. So if you can start off here
- 30:54inscrutable thigh heart, says the stolen Earth seemed like the
- 30:59most exciting episode ever. What should a finale with 20
- 31:03fans? Crammed into my living room
- 31:05remains a very happy memory, probably peek.
- 31:10There we go. Public love for the modern show.
- 31:15Tim Carter. What's this is clearly found one
- 31:17in his purest 4, it's bloody exciting.
- 31:20So many favorite movies, Sarah Jackson, Sarah and Donna, having
- 31:26her memory wiped. Great to see everyone, we turn.
- 31:29Keep, oh, boy. Oh Queen.
- 31:32Oh no. It's quite muted for once stole
- 31:34enough Journey's. End up in a proper regeneration
- 31:37Story. How big is surprised were
- 31:39generation at the start of Journeys end as Lisa would have
- 31:42been the ultimate regeneration or tenants should have
- 31:44regenerated at the end. I would have elevated.
- 31:47It would have elevated. The fun run around story.
- 31:49It's rtd's best ending since season 1.
- 31:54All right, early Pittsburgh if you need one, because Here Comes
- 31:56adjacent Thompson. Oh, overblown bloated nonsense.
- 32:00Fluff finale with terrible plotting in a deus ex machina
- 32:03ending how Jason Who, Donna lands, right by handy Bank of
- 32:09tools can be hot white to do, everything needed to finish off
- 32:11the dialogues in their reality bomb.
- 32:12Said the planets back. But what the hell?
- 32:15I bloody love this one. It's a comfort story, right?
- 32:19From all those names popping up in the opening titles, and how
- 32:22great is Julian. Bleach, just davros, this is Dr.
- 32:26Who's 40th anniversary celebration and it really is a
- 32:29finale to the entirety era. James hadwin Bennett says, best
- 32:34described as a Title Wave of the story, that keeps you vaguely
- 32:37can cast at the end. So you're not quite sure what
- 32:40you've been through, like sound and lights, know, lots and sound
- 32:45and lights Davos is now utterly insane.
- 32:48But yeah, another Go Global event.
- 32:49The planet needs to forget, never happened.
- 32:51Keep it though. As basically, it's new who's
- 32:54version of the five, doctors a romp because it can even be
- 32:58Pratt. Finale.
- 33:01Some great set pieces and performance is can't see if
- 33:03there's been an overblown piece of wanky self-indulgence.
- 33:06Maybe this leaves it earned it by this point being so popular.
- 33:10The doctor goodly running for Rose was so nauseated, and I was
- 33:13sharing on for that dollar to finish him off the whole point,
- 33:17David, the other side of the coin.
- 33:21Nathan Bosley says the massive darling epic.
- 33:24We've always wanted the garlic invasion of Earth with more fun
- 33:27and Flair and Terror and Imagination.
- 33:31Everyone, we love is here for the celebration and that has
- 33:33been completely earned the moral of the story, the doctor wins.
- 33:36Because he and his friends are simply more fun than their
- 33:39opponents. And the ending, put a hole in
- 33:42our hearts for 15 years. Just amazing.
- 33:44All Arthur. Pure adrenaline, it's like a
- 33:48massive comic book Crossover with RTD management.
- 33:51Squeezing, every character ever The whole thing's propelled
- 33:55along a brick next score from gold.
- 33:58I'm not Cliffhanger had to be jumping out of my seat.
- 34:00Crack in store Gromit. John oh says the Doctor Who a
- 34:05version of Avengers endgame. Everything turned up to 11 and
- 34:08that Cliffhanger might be the ultimate rcd moment.
- 34:11The happy ending is my clunky but the emotion of it carries
- 34:14the day. Daniel Knight full of wonderful
- 34:18moments that keep does entertained but there's a hole
- 34:20makes little sense. The Donna scenes more than make
- 34:24up for that. And The Bleak ending at the time
- 34:26was heartbreakingly depressing. Not the last time cribbins.
- 34:30Perfect performance. Will make me cry.
- 34:32Progressor says, it's total fan wank, but when fan wankers this
- 34:36Farm, who cares? Donna's fate is heartbreaking,
- 34:39though. Even though it has been
- 34:40deconstructed, did I mention it was fun.
- 34:42It's just a shame Doctor Who has never been this fun since.
- 34:49He's right. Oh clean Evans says it's big and
- 34:56bombastic and it just doesn't quite work for me.
- 35:00That's a common problem. I have with Artie de finales,
- 35:02oldest everybody. Oh sorry.
- 35:05Only one, just everybody. Remember James Locke in the
- 35:07first half. Do you remember Daniel cyran?
- 35:09Yeah. How do you not get progressively
- 35:13older as this? Yes, unfortunately, told her he
- 35:18was 120 now. Well, let's say I was gonna be
- 35:21today. I remember just how thrilling
- 35:23the stolen on Earth was that set up one Nostalgia.
- 35:26Hit following on from another. It would be pure fanservice,
- 35:29except it's so beautifully. Constructed, and after turn
- 35:32left, it feels like we're heading for the finale to end
- 35:35all finales. but, I also remember being in a room full of
- 35:40excited. People to watch the conclusion
- 35:42and the absolute House of disappointment and derision the
- 35:46greeted, the resolution to the Cliffhanger and pretty much
- 35:49everything that followed it. I'm sorry for you James.
- 35:52You need to hang out with better people.
- 35:55Younger people. There's pretty much people who
- 35:58are young at heart. Yeah.
- 35:59Not too young though. Something.
- 36:09One in the jar. Move on quickly quickly and I
- 36:15love everything. In this story, you say that the
- 36:16ending, it's always bothered me how the main cast was so
- 36:20hopeless. By the end and then, bam, Donna
- 36:23flicks, a few switches and everything's fine.
- 36:25What's it does? Bring tearful goodbye to Donna.
- 36:29For 15 years. Anyway, it just never sat right
- 36:31with me. Give me a big.
- 36:35Big Orange, give me a Michael. Get ready to ban me from Phantom
- 36:45while I respect. This is the culmination of the
- 36:48series and RTD one. I don't love it.
- 36:51Feels like Davies trend of not quite sticking the landing his
- 36:55ugly head here excessive in all the wrong ways.
- 36:59Big Orange Park. We see you online with Exile in
- 37:01you. As I say, big orange.
- 37:03Michael is insane. We should make him fly into the
- 37:10time border. Oh no let's see how Jewels
- 37:18Nemesis fans with this one. Michael storms starts off well
- 37:23but RTD sets himself, the mammoth task of picking up
- 37:26nearly all his regular characters into an epic story
- 37:28that unfortunately he doesn't have ten sticks his skill in
- 37:32order to pull it off. I always get the feeling of
- 37:35watching it that I have been invited.
- 37:36Someone else's office party. Everyone is having fun, but you
- 37:40feel like you're missing something.
- 37:42On the plus side, we have the best ever since Wisher, and some
- 37:45impressive set pieces and Donna's tragic.
- 37:48Not so hot on Rose, a sex doll drone.
- 37:50So sorry, everybody. The comments are about long as
- 37:54the bloody story Universal Event.
- 37:56Oh, and the Cliffhanger at the end of stolen on Earth, was one
- 38:00of the best ones ever produced. Oh, I'll put that on cut off.
- 38:05The start that sentence because that looks like it's a
- 38:07continuation of something. We knew he was leaving.
- 38:09Had we been? Who went wrong footed?
- 38:12Was he going early? It was proper water.
- 38:15Cooler moment, it's true well and gloriously nonsensical.
- 38:20You version of the five, doctors.
- 38:23The handy doctor and the doctor Donna Works.
- 38:25Despite the Ridiculousness with Donna's memories.
- 38:28Got its much-needed. Fix years later, the penultimate
- 38:32comment comes from Pope smoy Dr. Whose version of The Avengers
- 38:35endgame. It's a little too long, but this
- 38:37two-parter is great. The Cliffhanger with the doctor
- 38:40being exterminated is thrilling. Julian bleach is supervised
- 38:44staff Ross such as sad and poignant end for Donna, which
- 38:47leaves, Matt Lee new to wrap things up and see the stool and
- 38:50Earth Journey's. End is the finale to end all for
- 38:53gnarlys. A proper celebration of the era
- 38:56and how incredibly popular the show had become in such a short
- 38:59time. The visuals are stunning and the
- 39:02constant return of past Companions and recovering
- 39:04character's utterly Joyce. It's a rule, of course of a
- 39:08story and one of us as best appearances.
- 39:11I'm still not sure about rules being left with the doctors
- 39:13minimi. So what we'll call it now?
- 39:16but Donna's feet so many me mixed yeah, but More positive
- 39:22than the negative. So we're going to get a key
- 39:25Evernote because Kevin had a reactions and So like run to
- 39:31there, are you working with the comments talking about?
- 39:35This is more, an Infiniti Avengers, Infinity War, Avengers
- 39:38endgame, you know, Infinity war and a stolen Earth.
- 39:40It's got a great insight into the Earth's gone, guys.
- 39:44You know, it's true scale, the Earth is gone.
- 39:47We've got the whole big wide scope of Torchwood, Sarah Jane,
- 39:51and all that. So, we're really getting a, it's
- 39:53probably the biggest scale wise, without Doctor Who, you know,
- 39:56this is global stuff, Martha over a New York.
- 39:59And then when there's that dark, communication comes in, and this
- 40:02Slade, and she's tears pouring out of her eyes and it's, you
- 40:05can't help be a bit shocked. Oh my goodness.
- 40:07Yeah, they're all gonna die now and this is properly evil garlic
- 40:12shit. No one can put no one.
- 40:13I don't think convincingly. Pull off a plan of we're going
- 40:16to move the fucking 27 Pilots all over the universe and have
- 40:20them aligned up. So we can create a reality bomb
- 40:23to erase everything. It's so ludicrously like evil
- 40:26that. Yeah, sure.
- 40:27The Daleks would do something like that, why not?
- 40:29You know, that's a lot of fan wankers.
- 40:30Well, the Daleks of the Masters of Earth and oh someone tried to
- 40:35move the earth once before. And then that Cliffhanger
- 40:39happens. Oh wow, TV continued.
- 40:43And it's like Usain Bolt running, a 100 meter sprint.
- 40:48And then having like an epileptic fit just before the
- 40:51finish line. I just had to skip through
- 40:56Journey's End because I knew how this was going to end.
- 40:59And I knew that all this buildup Was for nothing.
- 41:02Just like one of the comments said earlier, four buttons and
- 41:06your dialect is spinning around and everything blows up and it's
- 41:08all over. I mean, all fair enough.
- 41:11I don't think any of us on this call here could write any better
- 41:15and ending but your four seasons in and Yeah, it's just it falls
- 41:22on its face. and I just don't see like, oh, this needs a sour
- 41:28taste my mouth and I just wanted more.
- 41:30You know. What if they killed the doctor
- 41:32and they'd have the second half as regeneration story up with a
- 41:35loved it? but, It's it's it's a lot of
- 41:40like bait on the hook. And then you get pulled out the
- 41:44water and you start suffocating on the side of a river or
- 41:48something. I been in it.
- 41:50Oh my God. Okay, thank you.
- 41:55Okay. Right.
- 41:58Joe Yes, this one, I think the stolen Earth is one of the best
- 42:04Doctor Who episodes of all time. Certainly one of the most
- 42:08exciting episodes of all time and it's one of the times where
- 42:11the whole public was all on board and everybody agreed, that
- 42:15doctor, who was the best thing ever.
- 42:17It's never happened since it rarely happened before.
- 42:21A lot of times to be alive? Yeah.
- 42:24All of those, all those shows coming together culminating in
- 42:28that incredible. Incredible Cliffhanger.
- 42:31I watched it time. And again, that week, I just
- 42:35wanted to really live the high of it.
- 42:36I watched it today and I was punching the air when the subway
- 42:41Network bit happened, and they were all on the screen and then
- 42:44it has, and then he's not content with that he doesn't
- 42:46again, when they all come on the screen for the doctor, and it's
- 42:49just the most exciting thing. It takes me back to.
- 42:52When was this 2008? It was such an amazing time.
- 42:56However, I want to be in this because I think the whole of the
- 43:03solar effort, Journeys end is wonderful, but I'm a very
- 43:06particular type of Doctor Who fan.
- 43:08I am a hugely melodramatic over the top, in your face, all sort
- 43:12of wall Doctor, Who fan and time of the Ron is one of my
- 43:15favorites. So, of course, I'm gonna love
- 43:17all the melodrama of this story. But I can see why this isn't for
- 43:22everybody and I can certainly see why this isn't for a lot or
- 43:26something. The boring corner of dogs, who
- 43:28fandom that like series. I serious annoying.
- 43:32And whilst there is six. Let's be honest.
- 43:36It is the culmination of the entire Rusty, Davis era.
- 43:39It's so beautifully done. The way it all comes together.
- 43:43It's such a huge celebration. Why aren't we ending here?
- 43:46I don't understand. It makes everything that comes
- 43:48off of this feel like I'm gonna lose a lot of miles for
- 43:51anything. It's one of the best doctors
- 43:53ever, but It does feel like a hangover off after this.
- 43:56And when three of the stories coming off, this are Planet of
- 43:59the Dead, the next doctor and the end of time.
- 44:02Part 1, I question whether we shouldn't have ended here
- 44:06frankly and just on the walls for this, Funny because I love
- 44:11those stories. That's why you're winning at
- 44:16life. Daniel.
- 44:16The Regeneration is possibly the best Cliffhanger in the show's
- 44:22history. It's the most dynamic
- 44:24Cliffhanger we've ever had, and everyone was talking about it.
- 44:28So why didn't we lose David Tennant here?
- 44:29It's just so bizarre. And and how did Rusty Davis who
- 44:33is a clever man who understands television?
- 44:36Yeah, he has been absorbing television his whole life.
- 44:40He understands that the power of these moments and then has to
- 44:45follow up the energy from the into the hand and growing
- 44:49another person. Like how is anybody gonna be
- 44:51fucking satisfied with that even and so, I don't want to go.
- 44:56Yeah. Okay.
- 44:58Don't fucking teeth people. It's it's Legend of Ruby Sunday
- 45:03Empire at death again, you know, with all this stuff and then
- 45:07deliver a load of bullshit, was it so baffling?
- 45:10It's so baffling because this would be remembered as the
- 45:13ultimate regeneration story. If he got out this point, um,
- 45:18And I will reiterate stolen at this perfect.
- 45:20It is a perfect piece of Television.
- 45:22I think, I actually in his execution, Graham Harper's
- 45:26direction of that is gold. Then why do we have to endure
- 45:30like lengthy and melodramatic scenes in Journey's End that
- 45:34stress? They stress, like the most of
- 45:36everything, the most punch in the air moment.
- 45:39Ever fly in the Tardis home, but bloody music the most upsetting
- 45:45of ending to a doctor who story ever Donna, losing her memory,
- 45:48who wanted that, no one wanted that.
- 45:50It's like Jamie is slowly losing their memories it's just
- 45:53hideous. The most introspective how many
- 45:55people have you killed doctor? The most star treky the whole
- 45:59bloody Weird Science of growing. Another person out of your hands
- 46:02the most, not worthy, soap operatic moment we've ever had
- 46:07in Doctor Who Rose going off of The Meta, Christ's doctor, the
- 46:11most teary moment we've ever had cribbins in floods at the end of
- 46:14it, it's just all 11. Fucking love it.
- 46:18It's just wonderful to watch but it is a bit much.
- 46:23So yeah, so I think there's it's all great but I think is a bit
- 46:28much for a lot of people and I think their second half is a
- 46:32massive let down after just, how Bloody brilliant.
- 46:35The stolen on Earth is it's just like the Pandora opens under the
- 46:40big bang for me. Pandora, opens, were superb.
- 46:43The Big Bang was a massive dance group for me, so, yeah, they can
- 46:46do these wonderful sort of penultimate.
- 46:48So then they come in at the end with a wet Farm Bennett but in
- 46:55bin, for Joe and What do I think of this?
- 46:59This is one of the ones that I was on the fence with coin.
- 47:02The only one being nice because It's an RTD finale and me an RTD
- 47:09finale is don't get on because of the reasons that everyone
- 47:13else has said you know he can't plot.
- 47:16The shit Kieran. You said none of us sitting
- 47:18around here. I could write a better ending
- 47:20for this and guarantee you could I can guarantee you, my kids
- 47:22could wait a better and then this then you know the doctor
- 47:26grows a new doctor from his clever and presses for buttons
- 47:30and Saves the universe. You know, no, you're right.
- 47:34I better now have generated in math Smith and I'm having to do
- 47:37it and show, oh, he's the doctor could do that.
- 47:39Yeah. Can you actually grow another
- 47:43person using regeneration energy and a hand we can.
- 47:46Now please, do you have a hand line around anywhere?
- 47:50Funnily enough. No.
- 47:51Oh shame. Okay, sorry.
- 47:54What did how did the tool be here to describe but when you
- 47:58did doomsday commentary was it flesh dildo.
- 48:05Oh anyhow, I digress. So I was you know fully ready to
- 48:11come in here and give this one a good kicking because of lots of
- 48:14the reasons that would be said you know it is found one key,
- 48:16isn't it is it's you know, Avengers endgame which, you
- 48:20know, it's a fantastic Marvel film, but not so much, a
- 48:23fantastic film. I feel because it kind of does
- 48:26pay off kind of like the Avengers.
- 48:28Yeah, he is off the effort you've put in all those years
- 48:34watching all those films go and, you know, watching all the Iron
- 48:37Man's all the Captain, America's all the you know other Avengers
- 48:42you know the likes of you know Black Panthers and Spider-Man
- 48:47you watching these dozens and dozens of films or get paid off
- 48:50in Avengers endgame and You know.
- 48:53Yeah peace well but only if you have went back and watched all
- 48:57those films if you haven't if you're missing a couple which I
- 49:00was at the time you can cross over a couple but you need to be
- 49:03Avengers fan to get the best out of that.
- 49:06So that's why it feels a bit funky coming in.
- 49:10They're not, we need a new counter for fann Wong.
- 49:12The amount of times, we said it, Why this is?
- 49:16This is the one kiss of RTD one. Well when I went from Peak to
- 49:21one because this peak wank, I don't always Anyhow a digress
- 49:27again. So, um, you know, for the
- 49:29reasons of the plot and the reasons, it's just another RTD
- 49:32finale where dear, some ex machina comes out with the sky
- 49:34and it does so well with the carrot as he does so well
- 49:37buildings and Plotting around to get them in positions where
- 49:42there's drama and there's excitement in the tension, he
- 49:45just can't get out of it. You just can't get himself out
- 49:47of it so many times. Now in his continent and do it
- 49:50that, you know, the finale's always just it gets the point.
- 49:54Now where I expected, I expected to be, let down in Empire of
- 49:57death, a knew exactly what was coming.
- 49:59The big reset switch, and then some box explanation about
- 50:01blocks and you want the big bang, because it's plotted, it's
- 50:08just exceptionally. Oh, you could not get a flying
- 50:12out of the big bang for my wedding.
- 50:19Oh exactly. Oh beautiful.
- 50:22It's beautiful. It's the winner, I believe.
- 50:27Oh yeah, Society. Anyhow, I digress.
- 50:33I think the main thing, the main problem I have with this is that
- 50:37end of done, I get a memories wiped, and it's not because, you
- 50:41know, it's really sad on a, it's not gonna remember the dark
- 50:43date. It's pure character.
- 50:45Assassination of Daniel, what's the fucking point?
- 50:47I mean, watching those 13 episodes, It's not that it is It
- 50:51is, what burner cribbon says? It's what will says she was good
- 50:54with you. Yeah.
- 50:57Now, she's not. What?
- 50:59I don't because he's already proved in turn left.
- 51:01She will be just as good without him because she's amazing
- 51:04internally left. That's what he said.
- 51:06No, he's saying she was good with you now she's not.
- 51:09She goes back to being a dik those final scenes.
- 51:11Is he saying he's wrong? He's dick Donna, he's wrong.
- 51:15It's dick, Donna. We've seen it.
- 51:17He's wrong. It's dick.
- 51:18Donna. And That for me is just a
- 51:22terrible way to treat that character.
- 51:24I think. We all install base before we
- 51:28all know, we all started this series 4, you know, seeing how
- 51:35wonderful content it is and how wonderful donor is not
- 51:39continues. All the way through to get to
- 51:42the end where we're going to see it.
- 51:43We're gonna turn that off. We're going to turn your back to
- 51:45being a dick head. Put you back in your box.
- 51:49I think that's, that's an absolute terrible, terrible.
- 51:52And it's a crime. I think it's criminal.
- 51:55The well, I was, I would say that.
- 51:58But, Russell T Davis agrees with you because he then undid it for
- 52:01the sixth. Which is a great one itself
- 52:05should be years. But, you know, she was the most
- 52:08wonderful mother before she got her Memories Back.
- 52:11Absolutely stunning person. So, I don't know what, where
- 52:14this argument is going. It's backpack because you back
- 52:17pedals again, still a good person.
- 52:18He buckled in the star Beast to because he has, he's used to
- 52:22think of that was a, that was a bit of a mistake.
- 52:24So our best put that, right? So we put everything right in
- 52:27the store but we ain't talking about the story Beast.
- 52:29We're talking about this one, it's like this one.
- 52:33Fucked over the end of Doomsday because we have a perfect ending
- 52:36of Doomsday, with the doctor leaving rules on his shity
- 52:40Wi-Fi. In the laws Wi-Fi and Skype call
- 52:44on the beach, but you have to go back and he has to fix that and
- 52:48he has to see know that was a mistake.
- 52:50So, I'm gonna fuck around with us and I'm gonna go back and
- 52:52give him rules. The flesh still do when she can
- 52:54go off and she can have her life with the doctor.
- 52:56She can have all her cakes and eat them all and you know smear
- 53:00them all over his chest or whatever and lift hot content
- 53:05having you know giving us such a powerful dramatic moment.
- 53:08It's complete undercuts that so I don't, you know, blame
- 53:13Doomsday for what happens in this episode, but I will be in
- 53:16this episode for undercoating that and I'm not going to say
- 53:18the star Beast. Are you been in?
- 53:20It? Is that I'm very confused.
- 53:22No, I'm not been in it. I'm not been in it because don't
- 53:26you tell me that was your prologue for your argument?
- 53:28Yeah, because now well guys. Three o'clock now.
- 53:32Yeah. Because what I did was I watched
- 53:35it back, I watched it back and, you know, knowing this knowing
- 53:38that this was my opinion of it, having not watched it in a few
- 53:41years. I watched it back and fuck me.
- 53:43It was 2000 in it. Again, it was literally, like,
- 53:45here we'll go. You know, it was that pure boss,
- 53:49the water tank of the doctor belt of the tortoise after
- 53:51everything, went bad wolf. Everything's fine.
- 53:54It was the same of the bees. Being the father, please no Bees
- 54:01after everything. After every, you know, the
- 54:04swimming on your back, someone's return.
- 54:05And no, it's the fucking bees Sky.
- 54:09Exactly. It was the whole excitement of
- 54:12the sound wave. Network of that joke.
- 54:14Yes. We know who you are and all the
- 54:17rest of it. Call me up right?
- 54:19To that Cliffhanger, that cliffhanger.
- 54:22The resolution of the Cliffhanger is not important.
- 54:25It's the Cliffhanger. It wasn't a tease.
- 54:27It wasn't a tease like Ruby, Sunday's mom, which we will lead
- 54:30over it. Weeks to think was something
- 54:31important. It came absolutely out of
- 54:33nowhere. No one was expecting.
- 54:35No. It just came out of the blue and
- 54:38we will left for a week. I remember my exact words were
- 54:41not and, Cliffhanger land and it was like fuh Fox, who's it gonna
- 54:49be next week? Because, you know, next time it
- 54:53was just and I was just going for folks because we knew he
- 54:58wasn't regenerating. We it wasn't a surprise.
- 55:00I didn't I'm good. Hi, that like a year?
- 55:04Yeah. You know, if he was actually
- 55:07regenerate and it would be all over the news.
- 55:09When, you know, when you at this point that he'd signed up for
- 55:12the next year, it was gonna do my best.
- 55:13So it was only gonna be special. So you're new.
- 55:16David Tennant, wasn't even see well left thinking, how was he
- 55:20gonna get out of this one? And that's the point of a
- 55:22cliffhanger point of a cliffhanger, is to bring you
- 55:25back next week for you. Spend that week, speculate and
- 55:28thinking, well, how is the doctor gonna get out of this
- 55:30regardless of what the resolution is regardless of
- 55:32whether it's just someone walking through their own Scene?
- 55:34Stop. Don't Be had that man.
- 55:35That's not important. Part is How much you are
- 55:39invested in one? Come back the next week and I, I
- 55:43talked time off work. I was supposed to start work.
- 55:45It's 8:00 on the following week and I took an hour's leave.
- 55:48So I could watch Um, it didn't feel you, he didn't fool you
- 55:53obviously but he did for the nation because I couldn't turn
- 55:56the TV on without people on Bloody this morning and all that
- 55:59good. Well, who's gonna be the doctor
- 56:01next week? It was the nation and that's and
- 56:05I think that's the key thing for me is this really was the Ruger
- 56:12Peak. Of the public perception of
- 56:15Doctor Who this was pure water, cooler moment.
- 56:19It was everywhere. People were talking about people
- 56:21that, you know, four years ago, three years ago two is it
- 56:24wouldn't have battered denied about Doctor Who were talking
- 56:27about it. You that feeling of just how
- 56:30important our stupid little short of this mod old busted and
- 56:34unbox flying around. So many space saving lives and
- 56:37more how much this had become a part of the culture of Our
- 56:43country up that time is just intoxicating.
- 56:47It really is. So I watched it and I watched
- 56:50the second half and you know again just lovely bits in the
- 56:53second half and we talked about and you complete just Davos and
- 56:58you know he's a different type of Davos.
- 57:00He's not the clips to very static Wisher, who can't even
- 57:03lift his arm but he's full on. Yeah he can reach the Shelf, he
- 57:06can reach the safe, totally and to put the plants in and
- 57:11everything, and give him like little comedy moments too.
- 57:13Where he says, you know, the doctor is powerless my prisoner.
- 57:18It don't? You get goofy.
- 57:20So when he says to Sarah, I remember you on scar.
- 57:23Yeah, exactly. The best line.
- 57:26The reality bomb? Yeah. so ultimately, I mean,
- 57:38Yeah, it's not a different like it doesn't quite work for me but
- 57:42it works for so many other people.
- 57:43And you know, I don't want to take that away from anyone.
- 57:46I don't want to take away that absolute enjoyment.
- 57:50The absolute You know. Special Sensation that the was
- 57:56around that time. So I'm gonna put through on the
- 57:59basis that it really is actually until I get to the very very
- 58:02end. It is actually quite a Rip Roar
- 58:05and roll again. Right of the stormy.
- 58:09Daniel. Follow that.
- 58:12I don't know how that's fine for that.
- 58:13Um, so people a lot of people been bringing up the Avengers.
- 58:18This is better than the Avengers.
- 58:20It's better written. It's better directed, it's
- 58:23better Pace. It's better acted, it's better
- 58:26produced, in fact, and I've waited a long time to say this,
- 58:29it's better than the entire 35 film output of the entire Marvel
- 58:34easily. But together So I mean it's
- 58:40called dropping a grenade, Daniel?
- 58:41Yes. All Angry letters can be sent to
- 58:44Joe at know. So, I'm gonna be a bit metric
- 58:50crisis here. I've got a cheat a little bit.
- 58:52There's so much to talk about in the finale that I couldn't come
- 58:55up with three reasons. So I just I found seven bullet
- 58:59point little things that I love about the stolen Earth and
- 59:02Journey's End and also three reasons I want to pin it.
- 59:06I'm kind of on the fence with this one.
- 59:07So, anyway, I was originally gonna do 20, 27, but like the 27
- 59:12plants, but we want to get better tonight.
- 59:13So just do seven yanto laughing at that.
- 59:17Lame Paulo, great like it's the funniest thing in the world and
- 59:22Jack just goes, yanto time in a place.
- 59:24You could you do the line please?
- 59:26The Polaroid. Oh yes, I'm looking up and
- 59:29there's all these moons and things and I'm like, what was
- 59:32that? Drinking last night?
- 59:32Furniture polish, have you seen him?
- 59:38It's like we kind of get the sort of tea time,
- 59:41family-friendly version of Torchwood here where there's no
- 59:43sex, there's no swearing, you know, Gwen and Jack are actually
- 59:46likable and not the cold miserable bastards.
- 59:49We meet on the spin-off show. Number two, Michael Brandon, as
- 59:55the unit General Sam shares. Who is so comic book, you know,
- 59:58ladies and gentlemen, we are at war that whole business at unite
- 1:00:03HQ in New York, actually, where Geneva declares a code red, and
- 1:00:07then two minutes later, the Daleks attack, and they declare
- 1:00:10an ultimate courage. And when such as gives Martha
- 1:00:15the Oscar Hogan tea, he's like the Osteen he should say, you
- 1:00:20know, what, to do for the sake of the human race.
- 1:00:23So, he's a lot of fun. Third reason, Billy Piper's, big
- 1:00:29entrance as Rose at the beginning of the stolen enough
- 1:00:31is so, calm and know what you could have been off.
- 1:00:38No entrance. She's walking the streets with
- 1:00:43that massive sci-fi gun, you know, doing the badass Heroes,
- 1:00:46don't look at explosions cliche, you know, blasting Daleks and
- 1:00:50scaring off looters. But I love how Russell actually
- 1:00:53keeps her out of the action for the whole episode and until the
- 1:00:58very end. And so she doesn't get to take
- 1:01:00part in the, you know, Subway Network Scope Call.
- 1:01:03So she's all jealous. She's like, who she?
- 1:01:05I want to get through. I was here first and that bit
- 1:01:09where she lives her mobile up to the sky.
- 1:01:11Like a pro. Like a Prayer offering is like,
- 1:01:13find me doctor. I mean, she's so selfish to the
- 1:01:17last. It's like she never left and
- 1:01:22just the way she she teleports too.
- 1:01:24When just just before you get that Cliffhanger, she says to
- 1:01:27Wilson Sylvia, how good? I'm gonna find him.
- 1:01:29Wish me luck and all good luck and he's like, yeah, good luck.
- 1:01:31We are and she just puts so funny, Bernard cribbins.
- 1:01:35Number four is something. I noticed all the way through
- 1:01:39this fourth series actually What cribbins does with the role of
- 1:01:42wealth where he could just play it?
- 1:01:44As the sort of straightforward, sweet, loving grandfather.
- 1:01:47But he's always doing these little bits of Comedy for the
- 1:01:50kids, so to make him a bit quirky.
- 1:01:52So, in partners in crime, he does that little jig on the
- 1:01:55allotment. At the end in the sontaran
- 1:01:57two-parter, he does that football whistle when the Atmos
- 1:02:01gas is fun, is burn away. Like, yeah, in turn left.
- 1:02:05He's got the reindeer antlers on and he does that point, you
- 1:02:09know, Merry Christmas to to Donna and here, obviously,
- 1:02:13there's the bit with the paintball gun on the Dalek and,
- 1:02:16you know, because barley cribbins was in the darkness,
- 1:02:19not in bed and and yeah and then Rose blows it up.
- 1:02:25He's like want to swap and those final scenes.
- 1:02:31Well, just before the final scene with ten actually when
- 1:02:33they told the Earth back home and everyone celebrating and he
- 1:02:36and Sylvia kind of jumping up and down in their living room
- 1:02:39and he takes his little ornament and he got a headset across the
- 1:02:41room, like Number five rows again that Cliffhanger and I
- 1:02:49mean I love it so much where she the doctor sees her and she
- 1:02:52gives that beaming kind of Billy pipe of megawatt smile and she
- 1:02:56intended run across the longest road ever.
- 1:03:53Infinity. And you know, two stalks lava's
- 1:04:03about to fall into each other's arms and then that darling turns
- 1:04:06off and he shoots the doctor and cuts him down on the spot
- 1:04:09annuation. How do you want to go?
- 1:04:11I mean, I'd love to go my subscribe.
- 1:04:13Just the most melodramatic to see Russell's ever written and
- 1:04:19he wrote it just to fuck with the audience.
- 1:04:20I mean, what a boss did. And that's when you see the sort
- 1:04:25of tough girl act that Rose has been putting on Sid's turn left
- 1:04:28it cracks, it completely cracks and she drops all presents and
- 1:04:32she's crying and she's upset. And yeah, six neck Briggs.
- 1:04:38I think this is basically Pawn um, with all the iconography
- 1:04:43going on the Dalek swarming, around the valley and the Dalek
- 1:04:46spaceships and Nick horn. Did you say?
- 1:04:51Porn for the matcha. In or outside the show where
- 1:04:55she'll be checking out your browser history after this.
- 1:04:59How do you pronounce bukaki? Bukaki bukaki.
- 1:05:04Well, speaking of the voices, he gets to give this totally new
- 1:05:09spin on dalit card and who was always my favorite actually of
- 1:05:12the culture score because he's the darling, who sort of kept to
- 1:05:15himself. And he had this little deep
- 1:05:17little voice, and he had this little chat with Mr. Dark.
- 1:05:20Mr. Digress. On the Empire State Building
- 1:05:22and, and then he has some sort of reversed darling puberty when
- 1:05:27when he betrayed Alex. And, and anyway, and they've
- 1:05:31reinvented him. As this sort of mad Prophet
- 1:05:33darling, where he speaks, you know, in the sort of Singsong
- 1:05:37voice, and all these insane lies Into the Wild and the fire and
- 1:05:43then the Supreme darling as well, whose very grandiose, did
- 1:05:46he thinks he's the boss of everyone, you know, they made
- 1:05:51Devil's his bitch and my apps. Luke favorite moment is, when do
- 1:05:56you have that? That moment of the Doctor Soul
- 1:05:58is revealed And tenant looks so shaken.
- 1:06:00And there's this very dramatic pause and then the Supreme
- 1:06:03garlic just goes off. And finally davros, um, I think
- 1:06:11Journey's End especially live lives and dies on those devil
- 1:06:15scenes. And Julian bleach is just
- 1:06:18brilliant. And I think I like to think that
- 1:06:20Russell has essentially written the last Dave, Ross story.
- 1:06:24Here it cut it. Come it makes perfect sense for
- 1:06:27a character like Dave Ross who's so insane and twisted and Petty,
- 1:06:31that he would actually go so far as to cannibalize himself to
- 1:06:35make this fully fledged garlic, Empire out of his own body and
- 1:06:39then this completely absurd, ultimate Final Solution, where
- 1:06:43it's gonna like everything annihilate, everything in the
- 1:06:45universe ever. So he can then go haha.
- 1:06:48Now, the Daleks are truly the superior being because they are
- 1:06:51the only beings in existence and, you know, that that scene
- 1:06:58with him and tenant where he still manages to get under his
- 1:07:01skin. And it given what they've done
- 1:07:04with devil since, you know, in the witches familiar and Um,
- 1:07:08which I think phraser, you described as the worst seen ever
- 1:07:12in Doctor Who? Yeah.
- 1:07:13Yeah. So um, and given now that we're
- 1:07:17all quite rightly having these conversations about how to
- 1:07:19portray disability in a way, that's not evil.
- 1:07:22I think it's quite there's no way.
- 1:07:25There's no real direction for the character to go after this.
- 1:07:29I think so. It's quite a fitting end for him
- 1:07:32to be engulfed in flames at the end where the Dola Empire falls
- 1:07:36into ruin and the doctor tries to save him and he goes.
- 1:07:38Yeah, that's true. Yeah, wonderful.
- 1:07:43So yeah, lots to love about this big finale of series 4.
- 1:07:48However the thing about getting all your toys out of the box is
- 1:07:53that you eventually have to put them all back again and I think
- 1:07:56that's where we kind of run into trouble in Journey's End.
- 1:07:59There's a moment where Rose actually says, is anyone gonna
- 1:08:02tell me what's going on? And that's the thing.
- 1:08:06There's so much going on. So many characters so much at
- 1:08:09stake. The reason and episode like the
- 1:08:12stolen Earthworks is because it's there's this Breakneck
- 1:08:14Pace, there's this forward momentum with because of, yeah,
- 1:08:18Graham Harper's Direction where you have that energy that
- 1:08:20forward momentum, where you swept along for the ride and
- 1:08:24what type of energy comes from Graham Hopper, more energy, lots
- 1:08:28and lots of lovely and it is, right?
- 1:08:30So you just you go here and you say the technobabble and you say
- 1:08:33this and you do that more energy and you.
- 1:08:36Yeah, so so it kind of grinds to a hole in Journeys and where all
- 1:08:42the characters have to end up in the same place, get teleported
- 1:08:46there or taken prisoner by the Daleks and a lot of it is them
- 1:08:50basically standing around explaining the plot to each
- 1:08:52other. And there's a lot of yakking.
- 1:08:55I mean there is a is a very talky episode.
- 1:08:57You have all this bollocks with the dimension cannons, needing
- 1:09:00like a 30 minute recharge to stop the cast teleporting, all
- 1:09:04over the place, you know, yantu and Gwen, who was such a big
- 1:09:07part of the A stolen Earth immediately get rid now sealed
- 1:09:10in the timeline and they're replaced with Jackie and Mickey
- 1:09:13and I like Jackie Mickey and it's a nice surprise to see them
- 1:09:16back but they they're really are just window dressing.
- 1:09:19They're there to get captured, they see the effect of the
- 1:09:22reality bomb and then they're basically taking hostage Jackie
- 1:09:27has no characterization Beyond where's Rose?
- 1:09:29Where's my it's true? No Clark, it's terrible.
- 1:09:34I mean Mickey's Zero to Hero Ark that he ate the guardian.
- 1:09:43Um, his Mickey had this sort of Zero to Hero Arc in which came
- 1:09:48to a natural end in doomsday, where he's the he's the fully
- 1:09:51mature hero. So there's no where left for the
- 1:09:54character to go. You bring him back and he just
- 1:09:56does this tough guy act again. He points a gun at Dave Ross and
- 1:09:59then he just leaves and gets goes, and gets married to Martha
- 1:10:03for some reason. Yeah, Russell did such a great
- 1:10:08job of building up the Daleks with, with the operatic news,
- 1:10:11Murray Gold music in the first half the Epic scale, the Majesty
- 1:10:15of this darling Empire. And so it is a bit sort of
- 1:10:20deflating when Catherine Tate presses a load of buttons and
- 1:10:23becomes, you know, super Donna, the sort of StreetWise Ramona if
- 1:10:28you like and does all they all do all this technique about all
- 1:10:33just to turn it down, Daleks off.
- 1:10:34I mean it's quite funny but it's not very satisfying.
- 1:10:37The Meta crisis stopped her has the lamest line of technical I
- 1:10:43think in the entire Russell gave his era even worse than
- 1:10:47anti-plastic, where he says, I actually wrote it down because
- 1:10:50it's I couldn't understand what it meant.
- 1:10:52It was Max and maximizing. The dial Athenian, power fleets,
- 1:10:56blasting them back. I mean, what does that even
- 1:10:58mean? It just says it's provocative.
- 1:11:01Yeah, you're supposed to go. Oh, right?
- 1:11:03Yeah, yeah. So anyway, this, I think they
- 1:11:08have some dialect nonsense in the first half about the
- 1:11:11crucibles at 90% efficiency, so we're meant to infer.
- 1:11:13There's a lot of power but yeah it's never explained Donna's
- 1:11:17first death, not the not the sort of the the memory wipe at
- 1:11:21the end but when she falls down into the core of The Crucible
- 1:11:25with the Tardis, it's a fake out kind of death and he doesn't
- 1:11:28really work because we escape, we see her escape from The
- 1:11:32Crucible almost immediately with naked, David Tennant 2.0 but it
- 1:11:38got me thinking back to that first see that first series in
- 1:11:41Bad Wolf where Rose Eyes and she Gets Zapped by the Android and
- 1:11:45bad wolf and she vanishes from the story for a good sort of
- 1:11:48five ten minutes and were left with Christopher, Atkinson's
- 1:11:51kind of grief stricken reaction. And and you know when I was
- 1:11:57first watching that 12 year old me, I thought she had generally
- 1:11:59been killed so and you only realized that she's alive around
- 1:12:04the same time that the doctor and Jack realized.
- 1:12:06So here you know you know that there's a live you know she's
- 1:12:10alive. She's all right.
- 1:12:11And so you you get tenants reaction and I do like the bit
- 1:12:14that Rose holds his hand while it happens but there's no weight
- 1:12:18to the scene. There's no real impact.
- 1:12:20And finally, we come to the scene on Bad Wolf Bay where I'm
- 1:12:25kind of torn on this one because You're right that final scene on
- 1:12:30the beach in doomsday is such a perfect kind of heart-wrenching
- 1:12:33ending for rose and a brilliant Capstone to Series 2, which, you
- 1:12:38know, introduced this love story between her and the doctor and
- 1:12:41then went on to prove that love loving the doctor is impossible.
- 1:12:45Um, and so it can be very tricky to revisit a scene like that.
- 1:12:49Literally the same old Bleak Beach that they went to, you
- 1:12:53know, backer Beyond bloody Norway says Jackie and you kind
- 1:12:59of add on a little PostScript and there's always a big risk of
- 1:13:02that feeling contrived or even ruining the original.
- 1:13:04So and Russell himself went into great detail in the writers
- 1:13:09Tower about how he had such a hard time writing rewriting that
- 1:13:13sequence never feeling like it get it he could get it quite
- 1:13:15right. And so he kind of made the scene
- 1:13:18about Rose making the choice in stead of the doctor.
- 1:13:20I'm actually quite glad they cut a bit where he Chucks them a bit
- 1:13:24of tardis Coral so they can grow their own tardis.
- 1:13:27Yeah, no thanks in. So it does feel a bit sort of
- 1:13:33like some fan fiction. He Wishful film and to drop rows
- 1:13:36off in the parallel universe with a perfectly compatible
- 1:13:39doctor so she can live happily ever after.
- 1:13:41Because the beauty of the scene in doomsday was that she wasn't.
- 1:13:45In love with the doctor just because she had this girlish
- 1:13:47dream of sex and babies. It was she was in love with the
- 1:13:51idea of this of a doctor who never had to be alone again.
- 1:13:55So here there's something a little too neat and tidy where
- 1:13:58they have to spell out for you everything that was evoked in
- 1:14:01series one. And two, where he says, you
- 1:14:04know, you were born in battle full of blood and anger and
- 1:14:06revenge. Remind you of someone that was
- 1:14:09me. When are we first met?
- 1:14:11You know, when I first stood on the beach in the on the worst
- 1:14:15day of my life, what was the last thing he said to me?
- 1:14:18So, really kind of like, did you get it yet?
- 1:14:21Did you get it? And so, I also think they used
- 1:14:25the wrong, take for the kiss because they should have gone
- 1:14:28for that, passionate snog. You see in the behind the
- 1:14:30scenes, where it kind of looks like, they're going to do it
- 1:14:33right there on the south. I mean, the original doctor
- 1:14:38would have gone. Yeah.
- 1:14:38Right. No chance or see you later.
- 1:14:40Where's that available? Daniel, Go on confidential.
- 1:14:43Oh, yeah. Thank you.
- 1:14:45Just, just one the subject of the word that Whispers, In The
- 1:14:51Roses. Yeah, and we all thinking, it's
- 1:14:54now we can't. Okay, yeah, well, it was three.
- 1:14:57Well, it was three words. I love the cocky, I do head.
- 1:15:01Oh, that's the here. Punch.
- 1:15:11On the other hand, I mean I do have a hard time dismissing.
- 1:15:15It entirely though cause it is a happy ending it's kind of it's
- 1:15:18an RTD ending. So it is kind of bittersweet
- 1:15:20because it leaves rose with a doctor who is a photocopy of the
- 1:15:24original who will love her back. Precisely because that's
- 1:15:29something the doctor himself can never do.
- 1:15:31It's that thing of loving someone and then you see them go
- 1:15:35off with someone else and you know, they're better off with
- 1:15:38this new person by any rational measure but also they're not you
- 1:15:43and and Daniel, you better hope that Rose.
- 1:15:46So catch up with him, post a giggle when you settle down with
- 1:15:49family because she's gonna be fucking piece and shit.
- 1:15:52Oh, you just as long as it's the right girl.
- 1:15:56Yeah. All right.
- 1:15:57Well as a Sylvester McCoy once said, love has never been noted
- 1:16:02for its fashion. So there is yeah, there is
- 1:16:06something quite wistfully poetic about the doctor, always wishing
- 1:16:09for a quiet life. He's been confronted with the
- 1:16:11idea of settling down in stories, like The Impossible
- 1:16:14Planet and human nature. He tells Rose in school reunion.
- 1:16:18You can spend the last the rest of your life with me.
- 1:16:20But, I can't spend the rest of mine with you.
- 1:16:23I have to live on alone. And here he says, I've He got
- 1:16:27one life Rose, Tyler could spend it with you if you want.
- 1:16:30We could spend it together. And just the way, the actors
- 1:16:34play it. I never noticed that Billie.
- 1:16:36Piper had tears in her eyes. They never noticed that that
- 1:16:39there's this close up on tenants face, just before he he when he
- 1:16:42reacts to the kiss and he just doesn't say anything and he
- 1:16:45walks out of frame. So and finally, I always so
- 1:16:49think that Russell might have forgotten something quite
- 1:16:51important that yes the metrics crisis, doctors part human but
- 1:16:56he's also part Donna. So I think you know, she'll wake
- 1:17:00up the next morning and it's gonna be a bit of a rude
- 1:17:03awakening, because he'll be like all our Earth.
- 1:17:05Girl, you just want to mate. That's the fingers and just oh
- 1:17:16well done. Yeah, I'm a romantic.
- 1:17:20So yeah, let's put it through. Fuck it go on going through.
- 1:17:24Right? So that is me and Daniel putting
- 1:17:27it through but unfortunately, because Lee he owned and Joe
- 1:17:31have said, no, it goes in the bin which means, oh no, I've got
- 1:17:35something. I'd like actually a realized I
- 1:17:41realized all the good things and all the bad things.
- 1:17:43You just said, there are really fucking loving this story and my
- 1:17:48entire argument was hinged around what other people like.
- 1:17:51I know my Ginger before, don't give a fuk what?
- 1:17:54I don't care what I like so I'd like to put it through please.
- 1:18:00Your Ford you are dead to me just name him destroyer of
- 1:18:06worlds. Those were the three words he
- 1:18:09whispered in her ear. What So in a dramatic turn of
- 1:18:19events, all the open Journeys and hasn't heed went through
- 1:18:22after an hour and a half. Oh yeah.
- 1:18:29Right, we already spin again. Oh yeah, that's good to spend
- 1:18:33the wheel spin, spin spin, a few more twists like that.
- 1:18:37Please. As we go, oh, it's over you.
- 1:18:41Oh, let's talk about silence in the library and forests of the
- 1:18:45Dead. Oh, fucking boy!
- 1:18:47I loved. I think this is moffett's best
- 1:18:52script. I think it's the best production
- 1:18:54of one of his scripts and I love all the ideas in here as well.
- 1:18:57You've got a library planet. Killer Shadows virtual reality,
- 1:19:02the doctor and Donna facing their own future.
- 1:19:04A post stated Love Story. The fairy tale Adventures of a
- 1:19:08Dying child. It's a remarkably packed script,
- 1:19:11isn't it at the same time, Moffitt Frozen ideas, like
- 1:19:14ghosting the nodes walking skeletons.
- 1:19:18Oh, and he's even got some time to make some very intelligent
- 1:19:22comments on the conventions of television as well.
- 1:19:25I think it's a remarkable script.
- 1:19:27I think for a two-parter, it has an extremely satisfying payoff.
- 1:19:31I think both the doctor and rivers.
- 1:19:35Scene towards the end of the story.
- 1:19:37It's Sensational. I think it's might be the best
- 1:19:39River song ever was. But that even that's talked by
- 1:19:43Donna, don't you just love the bit where she's in the white
- 1:19:45light going? I promise you, I'll find you die
- 1:19:54here. It's okay.
- 1:20:03It's okay. It's not over for you.
- 1:20:05You'll see me again. You've got all of that to come.
- 1:20:09You and me time and space you What will you know my name
- 1:20:20auto-destruct you would put my name in my ear?
- 1:20:30Could. Hear.
- 1:21:22Another moment this season, I'd like to live in my life and a
- 1:21:26bit. I think Sai was saying to us.
- 1:21:27Wasn't he Fraser about the bit? Where what's a Fella's?
- 1:21:31Name Lee? Yeah, sorry, yeah sorry yeah.
- 1:21:35Where he can't, he can't say, we can't talk properly.
- 1:21:38What? Yeah, thank you very much.
- 1:21:42I'm a stuttering. Now, that's a beautiful moment
- 1:21:45at the end as well. I think all of Donna's nightmare
- 1:21:49within the thing that whole thing about the children, all
- 1:21:52being the same, the scene in the part, we missed that eventually
- 1:21:56start and a Miserable face that in the bedroom that the red
- 1:22:01light that comes in the window, like the apocalypse come and
- 1:22:05then the children disappearing. Her performance is not saying
- 1:22:08that. I can play in a lot in the
- 1:22:10Moffitt era that they go too far.
- 1:22:13That might be too far, but fuck me.
- 1:22:16She sells that saying? It's absolutely brilliant.
- 1:22:18I think you were still ins Direction, it's the best.
- 1:22:21He ever gave us until children of Earth, I think it's a
- 1:22:24visually Sumptuous story. Some of the CGI is a little bit
- 1:22:28dated. Now, as special effects, tend to
- 1:22:31be go watch the invisible enemy, but I think they get the scale
- 1:22:36of it, right? And it's special in the second
- 1:22:38episode there, seems where we're looking above over the library
- 1:22:43Planet. There seems where the doctors
- 1:22:44hanging on that tube, and the whole of the planets around.
- 1:22:49Here's of the doctor and Donna heading, down the stairs.
- 1:22:53And there's the whole planet out in front of them, in terms of
- 1:22:57the ambition of the effects, I think is absolutely staggering.
- 1:23:02But the real reason I love this. I think the second episode is
- 1:23:06remarkable payoff, but First episode.
- 1:23:10It's as close to Classic Hoovers, I think you're ever
- 1:23:13going to get in the new series and it takes place in one room.
- 1:23:17It's slows right down and it's all about suspense and
- 1:23:21atmosphere and character building.
- 1:23:23And those are things that classic who did absolutely
- 1:23:25perfectly. A lot of people say the empty
- 1:23:27child and the doctor, dances is like the clothes.
- 1:23:30The new series comes to Classic. I think it's the first part of
- 1:23:33the library to part. The second part is all new and
- 1:23:36it's actually opening a door to a brand new version of knew who
- 1:23:39that we would get Buckinghams time when we dive away from the
- 1:23:45Cliffhanger in another Direction and then Jack all 15 million
- 1:23:49ideas. So all this.
- 1:23:49But so and I really want to focus especially on the death of
- 1:23:55Miss Evangelista and there's like a whole five minutes
- 1:23:58sequence where she's left on a room and then she goes into that
- 1:24:02other room and then you hear the scream and then they do the
- 1:24:06ghosting, the scene and Donna's reaction to that.
- 1:24:08And okay, that is actually plot points but really, it doesn't
- 1:24:13have to be as long as it is. I don't have to give it as much
- 1:24:15time as they do, but he's got the time and the space.
- 1:24:18It's amazing. Stuff is absolutely amazing.
- 1:24:21I just think on every single level, this works like
- 1:24:24gangbusters. I think he juggles the ideas,
- 1:24:28the plot, and the character to a perfect degree in this
- 1:24:32two-parter. In a way that he did do it again
- 1:24:35in his own time. Well another time doctor falls
- 1:24:38and a few other moments but really, really as a deadly as he
- 1:24:42does here. Yeah.
- 1:24:44Just everything the dialogue, the acting fucking that scream
- 1:24:48from Donna at the end of the first episode terrifying.
- 1:24:51Hey, who turned out the lights? It's a skeleton.
- 1:24:54It'll suit his fucking amazing. I realized this is just a rant
- 1:24:59of random things. Now I never ever get bored of
- 1:25:03watching this and I think, This season is so well.
- 1:25:07Structured this special the second half in that, you get the
- 1:25:11light Airy, Sunny unicorn and the wasp, and then you go to
- 1:25:15this which is all atmosphere and scares and characters, and then
- 1:25:20you move on to two psychological dramas.
- 1:25:22It's just one Bangor after another at this part of the
- 1:25:25season, but this is the biggie. And it hits.
- 1:25:28So yes please let's put through science and library for us at
- 1:25:33Date. I think it's I think it might be
- 1:25:36more fits best script for Doctor Who.
- 1:25:39Well. Prius from offer from Drew Ford,
- 1:25:42I'm here first. Oh no, who knew indeed?
- 1:25:45Wait let's see who out there in the ham Farmland agrees with
- 1:25:49you. I will start this off with Tim
- 1:25:51Carter who says it's a great spooky Tale.
- 1:25:53The mystery of River Song is well, played and Alex, Kingston
- 1:25:57makes a big impression again, tears.
- 1:26:00Amazing, as she starts to work out.
- 1:26:01The virtual reality world. See him when the children to the
- 1:26:05bedroom is so upsetting due to Tate's performance.
- 1:26:09The new name made Dolly mama says a very good episode.
- 1:26:13I was so sad. When the husband tried to call
- 1:26:15out to Donna later in the library and then got stuck on
- 1:26:18his stuff. She say how eloquently she said
- 1:26:21that there and how I Made a right hash of it.
- 1:26:26The introduction to River and her fate.
- 1:26:28And the doctors is also tear jerking.
- 1:26:30Oh man, it's so great, isn't it hush now, There's so many ways
- 1:26:38in this season. I want to die.
- 1:26:42Yeah, Paul Quinn. Oh boy, the library two-parter
- 1:26:48is Moffat best of or TD and maybe his Masterpiece, I start.
- 1:26:54What a guy Jason Thompson Moffitt Trails his time as
- 1:26:57showrunner by introducing Riverstone song and stating
- 1:27:01outright the doctor doesn't accept people dieing.
- 1:27:03Providing her with a digital afterlife.
- 1:27:06The vascular a good creepy monster but the ending is gutted
- 1:27:10by focusing on River and future teasing.
- 1:27:12Nothing is resolved. Been.
- 1:27:17Jason Thompson has left the library.
- 1:27:19Okay? Jason Thompson is not mention
- 1:27:25that Cliffhanger ending. Daniel, Michael, it's a head on
- 1:27:29a stick. Well, we all know that James had
- 1:27:34one Bennett loves a bit of offered, so, Creepiest, Heck on
- 1:27:39the first watch, then fell apart, completely on subsequent
- 1:27:42viewings. Moffat overdose the catchphrases
- 1:27:46just about getting away with stealing from Big finish to make
- 1:27:48River. It needs to be binned for the
- 1:27:50knock-on effect. It has on the show as a whole.
- 1:27:53Oh what we didn't let us down, really does it David?
- 1:27:57Gillespie Pratt says the library story is the one that gave us
- 1:28:00River song. Thank you, David.
- 1:28:01We've seen it. Not sure if that's praise or
- 1:28:04condemnation. The river we have here is not as
- 1:28:07over the top of the one. We get later and far less
- 1:28:10annoying as a result. I do like this one though.
- 1:28:14Mr. Nathan bottomley. Moffat, best contribution to
- 1:28:18either RTD either. It's a strange.
- 1:28:21Imagine if tried. Funny, clever and heartbreaking,
- 1:28:25Has Alex Kingston is with a song.
- 1:28:28Fourth thing is just perfect intense.
- 1:28:31What? I've been dieting, It's the
- 1:28:33funniest line in Doctor. Who Oh, Arthur says I like it at
- 1:28:38the time but little did we know what was to come?
- 1:28:43No, Paul. We don't judge, she's just
- 1:28:47stories on this board. Focus on this one.
- 1:28:51Not what happens in the future. So John Arnold says the first
- 1:28:55time off at Wells, the front half of one story to the back
- 1:28:58half of another created an Unholy hybrid.
- 1:29:00What's a catchy phrase? Tennis sells the home of the
- 1:29:04first half, tear to the emotion of the second and Moffett gets
- 1:29:07the deep in the Heartbreak of the ending.
- 1:29:09Over the next seven years, you should have done it in Capaldi
- 1:29:13style, it's a hybrid hybrid, Daniel, you know, it says, I
- 1:29:18didn't like silence on the first showing it felt smug and
- 1:29:21gimmicky but it has some great scares and decent
- 1:29:24characterization. Donna, especially I quite like
- 1:29:26River in this, she isn't as irritating as she will be.
- 1:29:30In the Smith era. Or cresa.
- 1:29:35The first example of modern shifts in tone and story in the
- 1:29:39middle of his two partners, but it actually works here. before
- 1:29:43just get annoyed and he's only Nice introduction.
- 1:29:47For River Song which is more Bitter.
- 1:29:49Sweet in hindsight. Here at Evans, a great Moffat
- 1:29:52script and I like River here not something I always say oh mix
- 1:29:56reactions to River but people tend to like her here.
- 1:29:58Yeah. James locks got an essay.
- 1:30:02Oh, I'm going for toilet, right? Yeah, he's good top tier Moffat,
- 1:30:09a great script beautifully realized with lighting design
- 1:30:12and Direction all contributing to its haunting atmosphere.
- 1:30:15It's understated and unassuming. But some of the year as most
- 1:30:20striking images creeped out of these Shadows, Moffat also gives
- 1:30:24us his trademark subversion of the Cliffhanger ending but
- 1:30:27before it has become a trademark In context before the law of
- 1:30:31diminishing returns kicked in, this was a refreshing and classy
- 1:30:35approach to the two parts structure.
- 1:30:37Lovely Gareth. Boley says there's not much to
- 1:30:41it. Shadow monsters, sigh, okay?
- 1:30:44If you can't think of much else, that's the way to go yawn, plus
- 1:30:47it must be eliminated for the pain injured on the in series by
- 1:30:52introducing River Song. Oh, not a fan.
- 1:30:57Then that is a strong argument. I'm not gonna lie.
- 1:31:00Ed I'd love to wander own that lie before hours and hours.
- 1:31:05Much of what I said in the previous comment, which we have
- 1:31:08not read yet. Tell me why me apply.
- 1:31:10Yeah. But with one major Improvement,
- 1:31:12three words. Alex, bloody Kingston.
- 1:31:19She's absolutely amazing here. Love of Ashton or order.
- 1:31:23The design is great. A Perfect, two-parter, Joe.
- 1:31:27She is amazing here. I think this is pretty on
- 1:31:31something. This is Tom Baker in series
- 1:31:33season 12. Yeah, it's later on when she
- 1:31:36she's found her audio so that's what it all gets a bit
- 1:31:39agonizing. Paul Smite, this is almost
- 1:31:42Flawless Steven moffett's best script for the program it looks
- 1:31:45great. Excellent debut for River Song,
- 1:31:47amazing Cliffhanger Catherine Tate is again perfection.
- 1:31:53The nemesis. Well pretty solid and far more
- 1:31:56straightforward than a lot of moth story lines and probably
- 1:32:00unintentionally foreshadows elements with dark water.
- 1:32:03Donna's fake world is far more disturbing than the spooky
- 1:32:06Library downside. Another annoying catchphrase.
- 1:32:11Oscar Groucho is very succinct. He just says Moffitt by numbers,
- 1:32:15but no less entertaining for that.
- 1:32:18Okay, wait, I promised him a Fanfare.
- 1:32:20So I'm going to try and deliver so It's big orange, Michael.
- 1:32:28Should we try and do it as like a barbershop quartet, hang on.
- 1:32:30I'll start. Add right after we found out,
- 1:32:44moffatt was taking over so I dissected every Nuance looking
- 1:32:49for hints on how he'd run the show.
- 1:32:51Moffat makes his case for being the Robert Holmes of modern who,
- 1:32:54by taking the mundane and making it scary.
- 1:32:58Superb story and maybe one of moffat's, best.
- 1:33:01Keep it. Not impossible.
- 1:33:04We're nearly there. For example, was very popular.
- 1:33:07Let's talk about, you know, mine's Parsons says, the library
- 1:33:10to partner is fun but it's also the one where Moffitt sticks
- 1:33:14starts to get tiresome. And sadly that are mine.
- 1:33:17Parsons what? A wise man became the bloody
- 1:33:19template for the next three years.
- 1:33:23Muttley newbie saying, something that I be Forest of the Dead is
- 1:33:27another great Moffitt script despite his overused tropes,
- 1:33:31already beginning to be obvious here, they work very well
- 1:33:35though, with the Unseen threat. Repeated catchphrase is an even
- 1:33:39nobody dying. Be quite effective.
- 1:33:41Ivory body. Finally, the mintiest army of
- 1:33:46all time. The campus Patrol says, I wasn't
- 1:33:49often scares watching Doctor Who was a child, but Silas, and the
- 1:33:53library was one of the few exceptions were Miss Avenger
- 1:33:56Lister revealed her distorted face to Donna.
- 1:33:58It was a properly terrifying moment.
- 1:34:01It was either on musk sex, why? Yeah.
- 1:34:06He's got a few I think now. He's got any help will not talk
- 1:34:10about look around again. In this episode we covered him
- 1:34:13last time we did. So who would like to go next?
- 1:34:15Any volunteers, go on and all right.
- 1:34:19Okay, so I this one was the biggest surprise for me because
- 1:34:26I don't think I have a gave it the time of day.
- 1:34:28When it first came out, I mean, I liked it, but I don't think I
- 1:34:31gave it much credit at the time and I am one of those people who
- 1:34:37prefer moffett's stories in the first three seasons.
- 1:34:39So, this one I was like, yeah, well, but this time, um, I loved
- 1:34:45it. It was it I think it stands up
- 1:34:47amazingly well. So three things, one of them's
- 1:34:51that we've already talked about, which is the World building.
- 1:34:53I mean, it's it's just this idea of a library on a planetary
- 1:34:56scale and all those CGI shots where you see it at dusk, and
- 1:35:00then you see it at night. And the, there's those, I forgot
- 1:35:04how long it takes actually for River.
- 1:35:06And company to arrive because those three minutes yes.
- 1:35:10Like 20 minutes of the first 20 minutes is just the doctor and
- 1:35:13Donna wandering around the library and you just feel the
- 1:35:16the scale and the huge kind of desolation of those long kind of
- 1:35:21pauses as well. Do you think that was
- 1:35:23deliberate? Because we're going to have two
- 1:35:25stories going ahead, where they're apart, just to give them
- 1:35:27some time together, you know? Well, yeah, possibly yes, maybe.
- 1:35:30Yeah. I think maybe Russell gave
- 1:35:32Stephen a note saying. Yeah.
- 1:35:34Give them something to do. So.
- 1:35:37And yeah, though, we've talked about the, the courtesy nodes as
- 1:35:41well where they are literal interface.
- 1:35:43So a face in a thing, a real human face.
- 1:35:47I'd never it's a very Moffat thing of mixing the horrific and
- 1:35:50the mundane and also giving you a little cue, a little clue
- 1:35:55right in plain sight as to who who Cal is and whoa, what is
- 1:35:59her? What is her true form at the end
- 1:36:01and Euros Lynn's Direction? Where he's he Makes these spaces
- 1:36:07feel so huge and also claustrophobic at the same time
- 1:36:11and there's a short where where the characters going through a
- 1:36:15room that's essentially the same room they've been in in the
- 1:36:18first half but because of the lighting's changed to this kind
- 1:36:21of Moody red and the the camera sort of pans down from the, the
- 1:36:26overhead, the overhead windows from the sky and then right down
- 1:36:29to the to the library shelves, it feels like a completely
- 1:36:32different different pace. Really second thing is Alex,
- 1:36:38Kingston as River Song. So, yes, if you spend a lot of
- 1:36:43time in Doctor, Who fandom you, you have a pretty good idea of
- 1:36:46what most people think of river song.
- 1:36:48She's quite popular of the youth.
- 1:36:50Actually, I think I'm told well, except maybe some people, you
- 1:36:55are, you people younger than me? I'm thinking, so, I'm sort of
- 1:37:03somewhere in the middle where I, I've, I don't think.
- 1:37:06I love her. I don't think I, I hate her.
- 1:37:09I I generally buy her love story of the doctor, but not all the
- 1:37:13time. So I think some people in the
- 1:37:17comments have been saying that she's not as irritating as she
- 1:37:19is in later stories. And I think the, the reason
- 1:37:23behind that is or the difference here is there's a very
- 1:37:26refreshing lack of ego in the character.
- 1:37:30And in the performance, I think later on written river is
- 1:37:34written to be kind of a bit like the doctor in some respects.
- 1:37:36So she's got a massive ego. But here there's something so
- 1:37:40sort of forthright and and vulnerable about about Alex,
- 1:37:45Kingston, where, and it helps that she's not sort of
- 1:37:47glamorized or sexualized as this sort of Femme, Fatale, in gowns,
- 1:37:52and evening, and evening dresses in later stories.
- 1:37:55So here, she's just dressed like everyone else in a very
- 1:37:57functional white space suit. So you have to focus on the face
- 1:38:00now now that sort of rivers stories come to an end.
- 1:38:06Um, with the husbands of River Song.
- 1:38:09Although, I suppose not, if big finish have got anything to say
- 1:38:12about it, I was quite worried when I went back to rewatch,
- 1:38:17this about that thing. I think Toby haydock said in the
- 1:38:20very first episode of strictly that Moffat filled these
- 1:38:23episodes, with all these teasers of future Adventures between
- 1:38:27River and the doctor that we'd never thought, we'd see and we
- 1:38:31could just imagine we could just leave it up to our imaginations.
- 1:38:34So the crash of the Byzantium and whole armies turning and
- 1:38:38running away and there's a scene of the universe and the Knight
- 1:38:41on to really um and and just having that weird feeling of all
- 1:38:45these main dropped details being filled in all the secrets
- 1:38:48revealed all the questions up, questions answered in the years
- 1:38:51to come we ever get asked God No, no.
- 1:38:55Actually we do in spin off, Media.
- 1:38:56So somehow, yeah. So, if all these stories are
- 1:39:01books on a shelf, they all fit together like a sort of Jigsaw.
- 1:39:04So, where does that leave? What I, where does that lead?
- 1:39:08You really? What I didn't expect is that it
- 1:39:12brings this emotional charge where, you know what happens
- 1:39:17later or at least you know the shape that these future stories
- 1:39:21take and you get to that scene where where Kingston is is
- 1:39:26looking through her diary. Oh, crash of the Byzantium.
- 1:39:28Have we done that yet? Picnic as God, ringing any
- 1:39:31bells. and then she just stops talking and she looks at David
- 1:39:36Tennant and she sort of puts her hand on his face and she says
- 1:39:40Look at you. You're so young.
- 1:39:43And I had I choked up with that. I there's all this sort of
- 1:39:47contained emotion behind that line because even though the
- 1:39:51sort of timelines might not match up and the details might
- 1:39:53not be quite right what she says.
- 1:39:55Now makes sense how heartbreaking is it to sort of
- 1:39:59meet a doctor that doesn't recognize you?
- 1:40:01And how frustrating is it that he doesn't automatically trust
- 1:40:04you? I think now that really, really
- 1:40:07hits home because we know more about River today.
- 1:40:10We care about her or his I do. Refreshing, Daniel, all that
- 1:40:17sort of dismal tense, emotional drama during the Moffitt era.
- 1:40:21Finally, a payoff in this and there's an absolute emotional
- 1:40:25payoff to all of that River Song, bulshit he was early.
- 1:40:29I did. Well this is the proper Angela.
- 1:40:34I don't care what big finish says, about downloading another
- 1:40:37copy from her or whatever. So, and so speaking of endings,
- 1:40:41my final thing is I just love. That is what I call the second
- 1:40:47climax where you think it's over.
- 1:40:50And then it's not I'll talk about stories here.
- 1:40:53So lovely though, when I loved one sneaks up on you, So, I just
- 1:41:00love the fact that Moffat, essentially restarts the story,
- 1:41:03right? At the end of the story where
- 1:41:06the doctrine Donna turn around, they're about to leave the
- 1:41:08library, you know, come on next chapters this way and then the
- 1:41:12folk the camera sort of focuses in on Rivers, abandoned
- 1:41:16screwdriver that she's been going on about through the whole
- 1:41:18episode and her diary and you get the sort of chance for
- 1:41:22Chancellor flavius theme playing oh and that gentle voice over
- 1:41:28from Alex Kingston which you think is, you know, post mortem
- 1:41:32we're giving you all the familiar signals that this story
- 1:41:37is about come to an end, it sells it, doesn't it?
- 1:41:40That's it. Yeah, and it has this very sort
- 1:41:42of Ellie giant kind of valid valedictorian tone to it, that
- 1:41:48Moffat does again in stories like twice upon a time where he
- 1:41:51says my my testimony would shut all of you and very recently in
- 1:41:55boom where you know, everything's a beach eventually.
- 1:41:59So he's like he's trying to sum up life and death and Doctor Who
- 1:42:02and what Doctor Who means to him as like you know, this might be
- 1:42:06my final go at it. So I've got to Summit all up.
- 1:42:08Of course it wasn't but never more successful than here
- 1:42:12because you think the story is over.
- 1:42:14I don't know. It's not and David Tennant,
- 1:42:16races back and he grabs the screwdriver, and he rushes back
- 1:42:19through all the library locations that we've visited
- 1:42:21over the course of the story. Just so he can upload River, you
- 1:42:26know, to the data core and it's so exciting.
- 1:42:28You know, you and me what not run.
- 1:42:30And using every minute of minute of the screen time left to tell
- 1:42:34the story right up to the final moments where you see Donna's
- 1:42:38fake children and cowl have even been adopted by Riverhead
- 1:42:41Minnesota digital afterlife and he ends on that smiley image of
- 1:42:46Alex Kingston turning out the light, you know, sweet dreams.
- 1:42:50It's just perfect the fact that Moffat gives you that that he
- 1:42:55basically restores restarts the story again. just so he can give
- 1:42:59you another ending that's even more satisfying than the ending
- 1:43:02you've already had That's just genius.
- 1:43:04So put it aren't. I clever girl.
- 1:43:12So it's through from Daniel. So, Karen as well, established
- 1:43:16you are younger than Daniel, right?
- 1:43:18Like Alex, Kingston. Know, look, so let's start here.
- 1:43:24Like why didn't they give Paul Cornell a couple Grand and just
- 1:43:29have fucking beneath it instead? You know, maybe it would have
- 1:43:32been too much for the new, it all this wank with the new
- 1:43:35adventures and stuff. But beneath is maybe or I'm
- 1:43:38probably is because I'm a massive slut for Lisa Bowman,
- 1:43:40but she's just a lot better. Isn't she would, he would have
- 1:43:43spent the next four years systematically ruining Bernie
- 1:43:47Summerfield in the series, I don't care.
- 1:43:49That is Lisa bombing more work, imagine her and let's kill.
- 1:43:53Hitler was on that bike. Yeah, I can sell it.
- 1:43:58Oh, and never mind about that. That's, I mean, a really think
- 1:44:06the dialogue is what carries this.
- 1:44:07Because, like I said, the first episode after exploring the
- 1:44:11library, for about the first few minutes.
- 1:44:12It's just in that one room with the little shop.
- 1:44:14And, of course, they're safe, because it's a little shot.
- 1:44:19And yeah that's twist is in the very beginning as well.
- 1:44:21The books are alive, are reaching for it.
- 1:44:24The neverland on Sundays. A craft help with a kiss.
- 1:44:33Oh, did we just power cut? It's just so many great lines.
- 1:44:40I've been dieting that's one again.
- 1:44:47Like all the stuff with Evangelista and How she goes,
- 1:44:51and no one's treating. Her properly is like, oh they
- 1:44:53all think I'm stupid and you really care for her and are all
- 1:44:56laugh. And she gets fucking brutally
- 1:44:59Savage and it's just Go on the share.
- 1:45:04And you think fuck a lot of you for not listening to her?
- 1:45:08He just hate every single one of you think you're gonna have it
- 1:45:10coming, buddy, Shadows, ice cream, ice cream.
- 1:45:17Oh, that is such a heartbreaking thing.
- 1:45:23Tell the others. They're lonely laugh.
- 1:45:26And of course, is seeding it for the end with Sonic screwdrivers
- 1:45:30thing. Oh, I'm very clever. there's
- 1:45:34like you said the robot homes thing of Like that.
- 1:45:38I think it described them as the national artist dust and
- 1:45:41sunbeams you know it makes it so relatable like as a kid I
- 1:45:44remember yes. The next day looking at him like
- 1:45:47in that's gonna kill me. You know it's like A little bit,
- 1:45:52a little bit freaked out, still Shadows.
- 1:45:59You know, this is also where the doctor I think his myth.
- 1:46:03Begins really um, you know, Rivers constantly telling him
- 1:46:07you're not the doctor yet, you're not the doctor.
- 1:46:09I know, you know and at the end of the episode, I feel like it
- 1:46:12kind of reaches that point where it goes, look me up and he'll
- 1:46:16kind of retreat away. And okay, he's got those great
- 1:46:18doctor moments like he's hanging from the Like bridge is it?
- 1:46:24He's got a screwdriver and his mouth and he's going across
- 1:46:26things like fucking James Bond. It's like a throwaway moment,
- 1:46:31but it is, he was great. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:46:34In a hero where he's had so many of those agonizing speeches.
- 1:46:39I'm a Time Lord from California, speeches, that he gets that, but
- 1:46:44where he says, you're in the biggest library ever.
- 1:46:46Look me up, it's just the coolest version.
- 1:46:49That's Beach we have ever had this.
- 1:46:51Because yeah and that's Adam with the Legends this one, he
- 1:46:55first uses his fingers to click open this other stores.
- 1:46:57Why? Because he's fucking Doctor, Who
- 1:46:59Corsica? Oh no.
- 1:47:01Because River told him he could so that now that he knows that
- 1:47:05he can, he can do it. Yeah, I mean if should have
- 1:47:09started and ended here that was well It does go a bit far.
- 1:47:16That's scientifically. Remember that Cliffhanger of
- 1:47:20Donna Noble has been saved? That was genuinely the longest
- 1:47:26wait. For an episode of Doctor.
- 1:47:29I can remember I was clamoring to see the second part, you
- 1:47:32know, and it just got its hooks in me in such a such a strange
- 1:47:36way and terrified the life out of me.
- 1:47:38This ghoulish skeletons limp that they kind of shamble, don't
- 1:47:42they they're not it's something trying to figure out what's
- 1:47:45going on. Hey, who turned out the lights?
- 1:47:47Hey you turn out the lights and what the other ones they say we
- 1:47:52must go dog. One of my failings here, maybe
- 1:47:59it's just from English, let's just do is we're in a library, a
- 1:48:03planet-sized library. And there's not much to do with
- 1:48:07literature really, not even an Agatha Christie far away
- 1:48:10reference. We've had last week and I feel
- 1:48:12like we could have Had so many like one-off lines quote in
- 1:48:17certain books titles or author names and such like that would
- 1:48:20just all throwing certain books characters.
- 1:48:24I don't know, but he was Donna doesn't he says, oh, he don't
- 1:48:27look at the. Don't look at the books,
- 1:48:29spoilers. Yeah, but you know, we could
- 1:48:31have like got on a copy of War and Peace.
- 1:48:34Buying the doctor over the head with it.
- 1:48:35You know, just pull some comedy was that they says, in tooth and
- 1:48:38Claw books, best weapons in the world.
- 1:48:40Yeah. And the, have you read the
- 1:48:44Lawrence Mall script that you published after this.
- 1:48:47So he wrote A Doctor Who script for having no off this and I
- 1:48:52need you guys to tell me how good it, no, it shockingly bad
- 1:48:57like he's a novelist. Laura Smiles is an awful list
- 1:49:00and he writes a book or of the type you're talking about there
- 1:49:04where there's all kinds of references to stories and books
- 1:49:08and all that. And it's all very clever.
- 1:49:10And as a novel, you could explore what he's doing really.
- 1:49:13Well as a script, it's a bit dull as she is.
- 1:49:20Why hasn't this been adapted to a Target?
- 1:49:24This would be incredible, you know, you could do it in so many
- 1:49:27different perspectives. You can have his all from Rivers
- 1:49:30diary if you like, you can add more of those very.
- 1:49:32Yeah, you could do it all through Cal and have it as a
- 1:49:36weird meta fiction, you know, it's just got so many
- 1:49:40possibilities. Um, and it had to be quite a fat
- 1:49:44one. I mean I got the shy about like
- 1:49:48500 pages, so go for it but um yeah as much as I don't like
- 1:49:53Steven Moffat and his writing and I find it really annoying
- 1:49:56and I find Alex King's Kingston insufferable it's gonna have to
- 1:50:01go through, isn't it? It's just hooked to me.
- 1:50:03It's so it's still just gives me.
- 1:50:05It makes my skin crawl to this day and to make a quiet library.
- 1:50:11Absolutely mortifying is. A gangster and achievement.
- 1:50:17So I'll be an idiot to not. Put it genius.
- 1:50:20I think we've got a quote from Stephen Moffitt here.
- 1:50:23Well, of course, I'm delighted to have my story.
- 1:50:26Thank you very much Kieran. He's in the room and all these
- 1:50:35terrible squash and slightly. Well, it is time for you to get
- 1:50:42involved. Lee and three for three at the
- 1:50:44minute. Are you gonna make it fall
- 1:50:44before? Well, who am I to go against the
- 1:50:47general consensus and disagree with Daniel and Jessica Kieran.
- 1:50:51And despite in the last round to Fourth You this channel.
- 1:51:25It sounds like some of you would do.
- 1:51:26Yeah. Well you know spoilers, but
- 1:51:30first point moffett's finest moment part two after they're
- 1:51:36gonna be successive blink in the previous series, I put it to the
- 1:51:39panel that Stephen moffett's finest for conductor who can be
- 1:51:43found in any series he hasn't shown running.
- 1:51:46That's not to say I'm trash in this, nothing Capaldi years by
- 1:51:48the way, which I love. But something that is she a
- 1:51:51quality of Silence in the library force of the day?
- 1:51:54Just shows, what is he can reach if he's not the concentrate and
- 1:51:57spin on all the place at the same time?
- 1:52:00That's the story Uzis class. We've got the well shows and
- 1:52:03locations where despite the enormity of them, give the
- 1:52:07impression of a Dusty old library.
- 1:52:08We've got a simple yet, effective villain in the fashion
- 1:52:12on Radha, never shown as a form or indeed an action.
- 1:52:15They made scary by the power of suggestion alone. when we see
- 1:52:19the aftermath of the crimes and their impact and it's so much
- 1:52:23stronger for it and whether we find the vast than another in
- 1:52:26the shadows, Simple everyday thing that's in all of our
- 1:52:30Lives. They can Harbor the most
- 1:52:31terrible things. He's done it before and he'll do
- 1:52:35it again. Moffett's got a real skill for
- 1:52:37taking something and an Oculus and commonplace and turning it
- 1:52:40into this stuff of the nightmares.
- 1:52:41Something that will cause any kids watching.
- 1:52:43Like kieran's just as a doctor who might be a few?
- 1:52:48Yes, more than one, there's a revelation.
- 1:52:53Entire library is a sentient entity powered by the ghost of a
- 1:52:56little girl. Powerful enough to back up and
- 1:52:59save, countless lives all being watched over by an anti-virus
- 1:53:02Moon that will one day going to be the landlord of the queen
- 1:53:05Vic. Don't get out of here.
- 1:53:07I need ideas themes and story and a satisfying hole, giving
- 1:53:16one of the Russell TVs famous stories, so that's point.
- 1:53:20One point two are Runs Through It.
- 1:53:23Well, interested in the story to the one and only Professor
- 1:53:27Reverse song, shut it, you spoilers.
- 1:53:32But I got this what you make of the character Alice, Kingston's
- 1:53:36to talk trail of her. He simply cannot argue against
- 1:53:40just how Daft and brilliantly. Naughty this introduction to a
- 1:53:44timeline as It works on two fronts as we and the doctor May
- 1:53:48are here for the first time, she's a true Enigma.
- 1:53:50She knows the doctor. And this is a final day with
- 1:53:53him. The doctors never met her
- 1:53:55before, and this is just the beginning of the story for him
- 1:53:58and us. Here, there's a mystery of who
- 1:54:01she is. She also a Time Lord gives you
- 1:54:03even be Susan. Hero switching with someone
- 1:54:06always Susan, isn't it always gonna be father, it's you the
- 1:54:12Ronnie really and that fucking I wouldn't put past Tennant doctor
- 1:54:27But I was pitching was so much of the secrets of the doctor
- 1:54:29that he closely guards as we go on the piece together, a story
- 1:54:33in reverse, even though, we know already know the start, sorry,
- 1:54:37and the importance of the relationship in the story.
- 1:54:40It's a great concept for a character that carries over
- 1:54:42several years and still feel satisfying.
- 1:54:45Even after we see what's to come play out, I put it to the panel,
- 1:54:49the reverse song was one of Doctor.
- 1:54:50Who is greatest characters? A mystery reptile aiming
- 1:54:55wrapping puzzle box waiting for his latest to be unlocked, only
- 1:54:59for your ultimate because it back to killer and Marvel at the
- 1:55:02craft that's going into it. Greatest.
- 1:55:04I mean not say she Stark and she was memorable.
- 1:55:08Maybe not great. If that's the panel has two
- 1:55:14words in response to that. Spoke off at sports, I was a
- 1:55:21state and so old battle at that point I'm going to explain to my
- 1:55:24final one psychic. Stevie Moffitt as a final point.
- 1:55:28They just how clever a writer. Stephen Murphy is, we see, in
- 1:55:31silence in the library is stunning ability to see into the
- 1:55:34future, who else could have confidently?
- 1:55:37Predicted that the actor playing Miss evangelists there.
- 1:55:39But herself. One day in real life, find
- 1:55:42yourself entwined in the assignation of an evil entity
- 1:55:45who takes great joy and stripping things back to the
- 1:55:47Bare Bones about other costs to human life.
- 1:55:49Oh wait, she was married to Elon Musk.
- 1:55:52Was it? Oh, she's beautiful.
- 1:56:02She's yeah. That's definitely.
- 1:56:04The first photo removed with a cute one buys it first, doesn't
- 1:56:06it? Like the first one ago?
- 1:56:09But if I get sequel to The National Army of driverless cars
- 1:56:14at flames and endangering the occupants, all of the backing of
- 1:56:17a fake time, businessman, we all know, for sure.
- 1:56:21Silence in the season. It's Fantastic Four.
- 1:56:27Oh bro, fossa I love your rhino, what we need like special music
- 1:56:33under it or something. Oh waiting hours for Fraser to
- 1:56:37come in and take a massive dump on it and we'd be complete.
- 1:56:40Yeah. Well, here we go.
- 1:56:41That's the fourth year then if I must, I mean, who am I the dog?
- 1:56:45You with lee. Oh everyone and obviously I am
- 1:56:51me. So we'll see opposite of
- 1:56:53champion of the Damned like shit on the classics or something.
- 1:56:57Yeah, just over the love. There we go.
- 1:56:59I still am. I mean A lot has been said about
- 1:57:03how this is. This is moffat's, best script
- 1:57:05for RTD, and that's what looks. And there were three RTD Eva,
- 1:57:14Moffat stories better than this. And I think this is, he's
- 1:57:18probably he's with this one. I think, the reason being that
- 1:57:21it is And it kind of goes back to what I've seen in the first
- 1:57:24half of the Season. It just feels steel if he was
- 1:57:27like we're not actually getting much new.
- 1:57:30In this story. And it's it's very Moffitt by
- 1:57:34numbers. So we can't actually play
- 1:57:36Moffat. Bingo, should you want to?
- 1:57:38And let's see. There is no, isn't there?
- 1:57:42Yes. The astronauts the the ending up
- 1:57:45in one place and started with another.
- 1:57:48Yeah yes. So it's already mentioned we've
- 1:57:51got them the ordinary made scary.
- 1:57:53So you know instead of making a scared of, you know, Little.
- 1:58:00Second world war you were boys or and Clockwork clocks or you
- 1:58:05know statues statues of angels. He's now wanting to scared of
- 1:58:08dust in sunbeams and it's very tiny way me.
- 1:58:13Isn't it? What?
- 1:58:14With the doctor meeting River out of order and which, which
- 1:58:20Essentially, when that's why it's not Benny because you can't
- 1:58:24have that trick with Benny know, you can't.
- 1:58:26But Yeah, that's what was it point?
- 1:58:29It's just quiet. Yeah, yeah, understand why you
- 1:58:31would want Benny here but you know, it wouldn't fit the story
- 1:58:34that moffett's trying to tell which is of this character that
- 1:58:38meets the doctor for the last time as he meet her for the
- 1:58:41first awesome needs to go back and Destroy his copy of the time
- 1:58:46travel as well. I have heard that said, more
- 1:58:48than once and Mr. Ford says he needs to have a wanker before he
- 1:58:52writes, but you know, and speak Mr. Ford his one of his most
- 1:58:56favorite Moffat tropes is front and center here which is the
- 1:59:00brood of the Damned. We have children, we have not
- 1:59:03very good child actors which you know, I'm not gonna It's the
- 1:59:07computer's full. It's amazing.
- 1:59:09I'm not gonna criticize the child that's because, you know,
- 1:59:14the their children doing something that's really
- 1:59:16difficult that I can't do. So, let's Mommy.
- 1:59:19It's weird. It's like, when you're not here,
- 1:59:22we're not here. It's quite Posh like that kid,
- 1:59:25isn't he? Just this once.
- 1:59:29Everyone lives. Oh, Heaven, sick, he can't do
- 1:59:36it. It's Connie.
- 1:59:37Not impossible, man. He just can't give in Bit of a
- 1:59:42self insert them off with. Everybody knows that everybody
- 1:59:46died. Nobody knows.
- 1:59:48It quite like Steven, Moffat, but I do think that all the
- 1:59:52Skies of all the worlds, might just turn dark.
- 1:59:55If he ever for just one moment, except it.
- 1:59:58Oh, beautiful, someday is a special Some days are so, so
- 2:00:05blessed. Somedays, nobody dies at all.
- 2:00:10Oh, every other fucking story that Steven Moffitt, right?
- 2:00:14So we've got all the truth. We've got stuff that we've
- 2:00:19already seen three times before. In the story, we then get stuff
- 2:00:23and I know shouldn't be doing this, but they were then get
- 2:00:25stuff that we are going to see time and time and time again.
- 2:00:29You then Fraser What's rather build that massive hole blown in
- 2:00:34her we kept her dead or the car. I'd faced The Raven and just
- 2:00:39died. Yeah.
- 2:00:40I mean Want one of the other, you know, let's not just do the
- 2:00:45same thing to use running but and Casual ableism sneaks into a
- 2:00:50lot. I'm off its work.
- 2:00:51Here we have Donna mockingly stutter which doesn't sit well
- 2:00:56with me and the fucking guy I think a bit flirty really.
- 2:01:02It's not like mallets, it's not but it's played for Laughs.
- 2:01:05Hmm, that isn't it as I listened as far as out of that chair
- 2:01:10though. It's not you know it's it creeps
- 2:01:12in its like the Stevie Wonder joke in good man goes to war you
- 2:01:16know it's there as a casual bit of ableism.
- 2:01:20And what else do we have? We have monsters using corpses
- 2:01:24to speak which will say in the very next and River Song story
- 2:01:28in two years time and the doctor was myth has been mentioned you
- 2:01:32know. Yes this is the start of You
- 2:01:36know, the doctor being someone who is Fiat and regarded
- 2:01:41throughout the universe as opposed to just the guy who
- 2:01:44turns up and sought shit out. And of course, River.
- 2:01:49Fucking song. Oh yeah you know where I stand?
- 2:01:54Everyone should know just tell us she is not not a favorite of
- 2:02:00mine whatsoever in the slightly many I like her in this and I
- 2:02:08like it. Yeah, she gets so overused and
- 2:02:13becomes so small and annoying, which reaches its nadir in, and
- 2:02:19he's got almost like its peak. Praise.
- 2:02:22Yes, it's peaky, wonkiness in, let's kill, hitting us.
- 2:02:26So, cast your minds back gentlemen, when I discuss, let's
- 2:02:29kill. Hit that on the season. 6
- 2:02:30Strictly Come hamster. What did I say?
- 2:02:32Take off your clothes. Oh no, she says that.
- 2:02:35Sorry. No that's what Joe says.
- 2:02:37He was going to a gay bar mitzvah.
- 2:02:40Of course. If you watch, let's kill Hitler
- 2:02:45with silence and that I've been for the dead.
- 2:02:49It makes sense. It makes perfect sense that when
- 2:02:53River Song meets the doctor for the first time, she is a
- 2:02:57complete annoying fucking smoggers, tits, awesome.
- 2:03:00And her experience with the doctor makes her a better
- 2:03:04character and mellow out. So it gets to the point where
- 2:03:08when you watch it in this Storey, she's actually quite
- 2:03:10enjoyable. Oh, she's marvelous in this
- 2:03:12doesn't shame. A lot of its don't work.
- 2:03:14Kingston But a lot of is also down that right in the
- 2:03:18performance is so, so turned down, even when next time, I
- 2:03:21say, even when you come to flesh of the Angels, a time of stone
- 2:03:25or whatever it's called, oh yes. And then, let me doctor.
- 2:03:29Oh God. It's all a cringe.
- 2:03:32But here, she's actually playing it so well.
- 2:03:35Daniel like you said, you know, the scene where she just looks
- 2:03:37in his eyes and goes, you are so young.
- 2:03:39It's brilliant. How friter it's a bit where she
- 2:03:42goes on her deathbed? You watch us run.
- 2:03:45Oh, and ultimately, that's what we come down to because You
- 2:03:52know, this, this is still a Stephen moffatt story and Steven
- 2:03:55Moffat by numbers Steven Moffat run and maybe he's, you know,
- 2:03:5850% 75 percent capacity is still a fucking great right now.
- 2:04:04He is the best, right? We have heard in this Shore?
- 2:04:06Yeah. Oh, we've had right for Dr. Who
- 2:04:14this Century? So even when he's not even when
- 2:04:18he's you know just repeating the same thing, it's still a
- 2:04:22fantastic watch. You know that dialogue that is
- 2:04:25of all quoted and spoke about is is brilliant.
- 2:04:27There was lines that I've read out their form that end bit and
- 2:04:31it's sheer poetry it really is that rug pull of the end, the
- 2:04:36second climax that we all love so much, it's it really works
- 2:04:40because you get to that point You get that point where the
- 2:04:44cameras just zooming in and even re-watching it knowing what
- 2:04:49happened. I don't care.
- 2:04:51I know exactly where this is going.
- 2:04:53I know this is just going to be and everyone knows just this
- 2:04:56fucking one. Oh that music price are you know
- 2:05:03going back that you know when and the doctor's chained up and
- 2:05:07river is in the chair and she's giving them up.
- 2:05:10You know, you know, you turned up on my doorstep within a new
- 2:05:14suits and we spent the night and you know yeah absolutely Swept
- 2:05:19Away. Watch us what I mean.
- 2:05:21It's just it's brilliant and I want knowing he has to reset her
- 2:05:24after this a maker. So irritating and I think yeah.
- 2:05:28Really it bought like I said in the context, when you look at
- 2:05:31the context it does make sense that she spends less time with
- 2:05:36the doctor. She is more of an awful.
- 2:05:38So I think one of the other things that really struck me in
- 2:05:43that, it's all in the end. It's all in the end where this
- 2:05:47one wins for me it's like there you go.
- 2:05:49Mr. TVs. That's how you do an end and
- 2:05:52there's any right but not only. It's that scene with the doctor
- 2:06:00and Donna. At the end where, you know, the
- 2:06:04doctor is wounded Intel, but it's just the way that Donna
- 2:06:09turns Jones says, are you all right?
- 2:06:10And he's like, yeah, absolutely fine as he does. and then she's
- 2:06:14like, Is that special time lord called for not?
- 2:06:17All right at all, because I'm exactly the same and I just
- 2:06:20think that is the perfect. And summation of the doctor and
- 2:06:26Donna's relationship. It's not flirty, it's not
- 2:06:28sexual, it's not romantic. It is just two friends comfort
- 2:06:32in each other. The way that friends do and and
- 2:06:35it's friendship. It's pure friendship there.
- 2:06:38Yeah, well and Donna. Is that friend?
- 2:06:40Who will actually ask who actually go one further?
- 2:06:42He'll say, you know, you're right, I'm always right.
- 2:06:45And he's, you know, and then she goes further, they have a
- 2:06:48similar scene in the girl in the fireplace where Rose says,
- 2:06:51you're right. And he said, I'm always alright
- 2:06:53and they leave it there. He can't make that, she can't.
- 2:06:56Yeah, don't ask him, he can't plug up the courage to ask him
- 2:06:59where Donna will do that? All I always suggested
- 2:07:02performers, it's trumped in the next scene, where he's their,
- 2:07:07drumming his fingers on the book and he's giving her this song
- 2:07:10Wild look. And he goes, you know what, we
- 2:07:13could take a look and she just looks at him because Spoilers.
- 2:07:17Yeah, they're just so in tune with each other at this point
- 2:07:20it's just perfect and then you know it just it's just wrapped
- 2:07:24up with Click the fingers, open in the tallest.
- 2:07:29Yeah it's it really is good. You know, it's not it's best
- 2:07:32script at all is Um, for RTD it's not the others are better,
- 2:07:37but we're not talking about those this one.
- 2:07:39I'm putting through as well for five Jason Thompson.
- 2:07:45We would have had a full house as always one.
- 2:07:49That's funny. You say how much of an asshole
- 2:07:52river is because the original name for this story was a river
- 2:07:56song ending. So if you just look at the
- 2:07:59initials of that word. Oh yeah.
- 2:08:02See so clever, right. I think we need to change that.
- 2:08:10oh, one line of God's mention and Watch you have Hancock's
- 2:08:17spoilers spoilers. Oh, wonderful.
- 2:08:22So, two stories in and surprise. Both of went through.
- 2:08:28Yeah, let's see if we can make it three for three as we once
- 2:08:32again, spin spin. Spin the wheels.
- 2:08:35Just see how fast the Buster turns and it's me.
- 2:08:39Wonderful. Right.
- 2:08:41So good grief, what am I gonna pick?
- 2:08:44Let me think. I am going to go with the story,
- 2:08:48which really disappointed me on my rewatch and the one I'm going
- 2:08:53to put in the bin. Drum roll.
- 2:08:55Take away your champion of the Damned tile.
- 2:08:58You know, you become so grumpy these days.
- 2:09:00Oh, well, let's see. So who wants to guess?
- 2:09:04Which story that is oh, you call on the wall unicorn in the
- 2:09:08walls? Yes, he does.
- 2:09:10A lot of us. Well, go.
- 2:09:16What did dominators go up? That is funny.
- 2:09:19Yes. So why was this disappointment?
- 2:09:25Because I did watch it and I thought, you know, come on then,
- 2:09:28let's get this on. Let's get the champion of the
- 2:09:30champion of the damn juices going did, it is not banned,
- 2:09:35this episode is not that. Well, it is gonna be in a
- 2:09:39minute. So, and I mean it's not really,
- 2:09:41well, it was really great fun, you know, out on the lawn,
- 2:09:44there's drinks, you know, there's proper Agatha, Christie
- 2:09:48Vibes going on. There's period cars, you know,
- 2:09:51Graham hot bus, got these, come out, and he's shooting down and
- 2:09:53driveways and there's aristocracy and there's people
- 2:09:57getting murdered and in all of this stuff.
- 2:10:00And it's not nice, murder mystery stuff going on in a
- 2:10:04doctor who study because it's like, it's not proper murdered.
- 2:10:09Some big for God of wasp and The the fun of it is really fun and
- 2:10:16there's some really nice bits and that flashback scene where
- 2:10:19he has a flashback within his flashback was was really
- 2:10:23entertaining. But by the time I got towards
- 2:10:28the end, I'll just kind of thought.
- 2:10:31This has got nothing to it. Whatsoever.
- 2:10:34It is just all candy floss and yeah well I'll just really wish
- 2:10:41it was written by someone else. That we am now.
- 2:10:45It's a memoir. Now I'm not gonna call me at the
- 2:10:52slag off, Gareth Roberts and Gareth Roberts and yes he has
- 2:10:55got some views which do not align with me, it's got several
- 2:10:59views which do not align with mine and but You know, that's
- 2:11:03not the reason why I don't want Gareth Roberts to have written
- 2:11:07this story, I think. Or the writers could have done a
- 2:11:10better job with this and there was absolutely no Panache with
- 2:11:16this. It is Is.
- 2:11:21Unsal is anything that was written.
- 2:11:25It is pastiche. Thicker than a boxing day to
- 2:11:32laid on throughout this story. I mean, the very opening is
- 2:11:38Professor Peach. In the library, with the lead
- 2:11:41piping. It's absolutely.
- 2:11:51Yo, barking, mad. I'm barking.
- 2:11:54My according to my dog, what wolfing about Eastside?
- 2:11:59but yeah, it's just it's all it's no, there's no style,
- 2:12:04there's no substance to it. It's you know, it's is Blatant
- 2:12:11is, is having the doctor run up to a closet?
- 2:12:13The gate character and show ginger beer, right in his face?
- 2:12:17I thank your pardon. Thanks. and if you gonna do
- 2:12:21pastiche, if you are going to do a story about pasty, who was the
- 2:12:25master of Pastiche in Doctor, Who, Like Gators exactly what
- 2:12:29would mark? It still with the story, he
- 2:12:31wouldn't give it a single funny line that's a comedy, right?
- 2:12:35You've made his name right in a comedy show.
- 2:12:38He what happened with Doctor Who then he would Give this.
- 2:12:44The depth and hot that needs he would take.
- 2:12:49I got that Christie and he would do something with her.
- 2:12:52What does Roberts actually do with a Christy aiming for that?
- 2:12:57Aiming to do a paste of a murder mystery.
- 2:12:59That's funny light and bubbly before the season gets dark.
- 2:13:02He's not aiming to do anything deeper than that, why not?
- 2:13:06But this is a point in the season where we need a fucking
- 2:13:10laugh, it's just lost his door. We need something a bit more.
- 2:13:15It's just, it's, it's that dial of light entertainment and
- 2:13:19drama, which was so finely tuned and fires of Pompeii.
- 2:13:21Has just been reached all the way that I entertainment.
- 2:13:25When you consider the week beforehand, we had something
- 2:13:28late and entertainment but it had a message, it had heart.
- 2:13:30Oh, yeah, but it's a waste of Agatha Christie essentially.
- 2:13:36Agatha Christie is. Just in there for no good
- 2:13:41reason. It's Agatha Christie.
- 2:13:43So obviously she must be able to solve the crime.
- 2:13:45Why? It's like, well, you watch a
- 2:13:49story with Agatha Christie in it because he's gonna be a doctor
- 2:13:52who you'd want to solve the crime by Agatha Christie's about
- 2:13:56imagination. So by Agatha Christie very neat.
- 2:13:59Why why it's it's like, if you had a Doctor Who episode with G
- 2:14:03or told you in, would you expect them to pick up above?
- 2:14:06And I would stop fighting Orcs in it?
- 2:14:10Would you expect it to be a Christmas with ghosts maybe
- 2:14:13speaking? Yes, exactly.
- 2:14:16Saves the Day mostly I would actually like to say, you know,
- 2:14:23defeat the aliens with fly fishing.
- 2:14:25So I just think, you know this plot just runs out, completely
- 2:14:31at the end, we'll have this Perfect golden opportunity to do
- 2:14:35something with Agatha Christie's, misin 10 days, but
- 2:14:38the whole reason that she has missed 10 missing days is
- 2:14:42because someone somewhere had a necklace that connected to a
- 2:14:45wasp that thought of Agatha Christie.
- 2:14:46I mean, what Agatha Christie fan murdering people because they
- 2:14:53love our Agatha Christie so much.
- 2:14:55If only had been written by the ultimate Agatha, Christie fan,
- 2:14:58someone that actually got the Christie and could actually put
- 2:15:01some in it rather than just two doesn't name names of Arthur
- 2:15:06Christie books. It's a missed opportunity.
- 2:15:09It really is. I mean mistake.
- 2:15:14Do something very crooked house. If you look in the Christie's,
- 2:15:24missing 10 days, the first thing you notice is she went missing
- 2:15:27on the 3rd of December. Not in the middle of summer
- 2:15:31where this is set. The rage from the start.
- 2:15:33You know, you can tell this is just never been known to be
- 2:15:36historically accurate. It wasn't a giant was going
- 2:15:39about as well, but you know, you will see.
- 2:15:42There's levels, isn't this levels of act?
- 2:15:45You see what I'm seeing is, it's, it's not written by the
- 2:15:48right person. I think there is again another
- 2:15:50writer out there, who could take this sort of mash up of sales of
- 2:15:55Doctor, Who mush it up with Agatha Christie, and still keep
- 2:15:59that absolute Bonkers insane. Vibe to it, who am I talking
- 2:16:04about? Russell TVs?
- 2:16:06Nope, he wrote it did right there.
- 2:16:09Oh yeah, please now you are talking here in the minute is
- 2:16:15right and Doctor Who Books, where the Martian up different
- 2:16:20styles ohms. So I made nothing right
- 2:16:25anything, but exactly, I think one of the biggest two big
- 2:16:28cranes in modern Doctor Who won. Is that to be here?
- 2:16:31Looks never had a rule in the show two Paul Moss has never
- 2:16:35been an episode. So now I'm still time.
- 2:16:38Now, I'm sitting watching this. You know, thinking well this is
- 2:16:41this is will be what what's this end and I don't know what's
- 2:16:44going on here. Why can't someone who can do a
- 2:16:47proper plot who can Mash things together properly?
- 2:16:50Right? And, you know, give some good
- 2:16:52laughs. Why haven't they witness?
- 2:16:53Why is Paul Watson I've written this?
- 2:16:54Now we're thinking of the polemaster version of the story
- 2:16:57and I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed in what class
- 2:17:00is a novelist and that's where his strengths lie.
- 2:17:03And he would write a brilliant mashup of Christy, but it has a
- 2:17:06novel. I don't know that he would do a
- 2:17:08better job as a script and he's got 45 minutes to do it.
- 2:17:10And you've got to do a murder mystery and you've got to do all
- 2:17:13these other things, I just don't think there's a time to give
- 2:17:16him. He can do on big finish.
- 2:17:19Yeah, the only thing we can conclusion we can come here is
- 2:17:22Fraser sanity and then there was none.
- 2:17:27That's cheap. Well, I'm glad you didn't use
- 2:17:29the original title for that one. Now, for more sort of Rusty
- 2:17:35Davis. Yeah, so because it could have
- 2:17:38been better. It could have been a lot better
- 2:17:40than what I'd actually is. I am not going to put this one
- 2:17:42to this evening and yeah. So, let's see if anyone agrees
- 2:17:50with me. Some do some do In the comments.
- 2:17:54Like our first. Yes, you will first, okay?
- 2:17:56I despicable. Michael storm says it's bad and
- 2:18:02very smugly written the writer clearly things is a lot cleverer
- 2:18:05than it actually. Is, it feels like it's not quite
- 2:18:08top of the class. Sorry, it feels like the not
- 2:18:11quite top of the class student, trying to show a teacher how
- 2:18:14smart he is. Aren't I clever clumsily fitting
- 2:18:17Christie books titles into the dialogue, well why don't you
- 2:18:20ever go and try and write their Michael?
- 2:18:22Oh, sorry, various elements of the plot don't really work.
- 2:18:25The titular unicorn ultimately has sold to do with the plot.
- 2:18:28We get casual ableism with Christopher Benjamin's
- 2:18:31character. Oh, and that nonsense with the
- 2:18:33book covers, abysmal bin nightmare in silver, Michael
- 2:18:38nightmare. Well, speaking of Agatha book
- 2:18:41Agatha, Christie book titles, I mean Michael storm is Joe's and
- 2:18:45nemesis. How many more can we get, right?
- 2:18:53Oscar Groucho sundressed, cut away from bodily solidifying,
- 2:18:57our leads in the tool of the show, in his Imperial phase,
- 2:19:01astonishing cast and all be worth leading.
- 2:19:04The peace summary in December end of term feel.
- 2:19:10One of DT best wonderful Oscar. Daniel Noah silly, but fun.
- 2:19:15It's well cast and looks gorgeous On a par with a lot of
- 2:19:18Christian adaptations. The shoe horny of titles gets
- 2:19:21tiresome and Donna's a bit louder, and Jim in this.
- 2:19:24It's compared to the doctor's daughter, possibly because this
- 2:19:27is one of the First episodes filmed Maybe.
- 2:19:31I'll agree with that. Poor Cresta says, it's a really
- 2:19:33fun story with the doctor and Donna Dynamic of two mates, just
- 2:19:36having a really good time, it's best.
- 2:19:38It also has a great cast and looks lovely Spider-Man. 72 one
- 2:19:43of my go-to come for episodes if I need cheering up.
- 2:19:46Oh I'm sorry. Paul Queen Paul.
- 2:19:53What clever man, a queen. Another self-congratulatory
- 2:20:00literally Pastiche. Fortunately, this is the last
- 2:20:03example of this smug lazy, subgenre extra content for all
- 2:20:08that nonsense about Christie. Harvey remembering the giant
- 2:20:11wasp while tenant flaps about, with the Fontana paperback of
- 2:20:15death in the clouds. Idiots, that's the only manager
- 2:20:20who founded was more than you. That's two smugs.
- 2:20:25We've had. Is that just like a substitute
- 2:20:28for? I did find it funny.
- 2:20:29I think it you're right there actually.
- 2:20:31Yeah oh you're right Tim Carter great story what?
- 2:20:35Oh Paul Smyth says a fantastic Murder Mystery episode hilarious
- 2:20:40and Whimsical. What's not to love Fraser even
- 2:20:44said Fraser you did I tell you what?
- 2:20:47I don't know about this as well. Donna, kiss in the doctor.
- 2:20:53He's the best kissing gag. What had six episodes?
- 2:21:00Stressing? How much the doctor?
- 2:21:03And Donna, just friends. That's what works as a joke
- 2:21:06because it's so unexpected. It's like, my friend would never
- 2:21:09do that, you know, it's just you know, why?
- 2:21:12Why do we always have to have the compounding?
- 2:21:14Because the doctor one, I remember this annoying is that
- 2:21:17because it winds you up for you in the next season?
- 2:21:23That's she fucks husband. You know, it's very morally
- 2:21:29ambiguous character. It's just, it's tiresome by this
- 2:21:32point. I remember this at the time,
- 2:21:34just thinking this is really Tyson, just stop, you know,
- 2:21:37we've spent half the series stressing how much off and oh, I
- 2:21:40was just couldn't look at this now.
- 2:21:41Anyhow, where was people say, the doctor who is taller?
- 2:21:45So I just think maybe it's not for you anymore.
- 2:21:46I don't think it's awesome. I'll just maybe you just got all
- 2:21:50of it. Anyway, shorter.
- 2:21:53It is tip, Carter. Great story, tenant, and Ted
- 2:21:56show. What?
- 2:21:56A really great team. They make the comedy isn't
- 2:21:59overdone, and the whole story is a great palette cleanser for the
- 2:22:02rest of the season. Kieran Evans is very unsure
- 2:22:06about how he feels just doesn't do much for me.
- 2:22:08I thought I why The basic things.
- 2:22:12Thank you for your comment here. Clever story that takes a page
- 2:22:24from the biography of Agatha Christie and puts a doctor who
- 2:22:26spit on it. The doctor and Donna, such a
- 2:22:28great team. And it shows here an underrated
- 2:22:31Jen because it is surrounded by other fan.
- 2:22:34Favorite Giants. Keep it.
- 2:22:37Shut on Old the last of the mid-season.
- 2:22:40Tap it drowns. The child with the leaves by
- 2:22:42making the bread bleed. So Satisfied and substitute Winx
- 2:22:47to Christy titles for wit glorious cars.
- 2:22:50So it is a glorious cast. I will remember that you know
- 2:22:55bonus, David Gillespie Pratt. The unicorn and the WASP is
- 2:23:03silly fun, though. The shoehorning in of Christy
- 2:23:06bukit titles gets a bit boring by the end.
- 2:23:08I'll tell you, what else? Got really born by the end.
- 2:23:10It was you Colonel. That was you?
- 2:23:14Oh you Frazer Gregory? Yeah so we did.
- 2:23:18Do it did it. It was like Oh and by then as
- 2:23:22well and oh were you done? You know.
- 2:23:24Okay Catherine Tate continues to shine and is this season's
- 2:23:28absolute highlight. Oh, so pleased, I got this one.
- 2:23:31James Lark, the grumpiest. Oldest man in Doctor Who found
- 2:23:35him the review for the stage described.
- 2:23:38The unicorn on the WASP as the best edition of the show since
- 2:23:42its 1963 beginning. And I still can't get my head
- 2:23:46around. How someone could be quite so
- 2:23:47staggeringly wrong and do it for a living.
- 2:23:50I have lived through this trust as prime minister, it's
- 2:23:54insufferable obviously, so smugly Whimsical so proud of its
- 2:23:59own cleverness. That it doesn't even bother
- 2:24:01being clever complacent. Dross.
- 2:24:05Oh, James, I don't know. He's great.
- 2:24:10Oh, we should get let us know. See how if we can get this
- 2:24:17podcast done before the lettuce wilts Snapchats?
- 2:24:19Anyhow, moving on. Someone that does know how to
- 2:24:22have fun is Nathan bottomley, who says Gareth Roberts is a
- 2:24:26real piece of shit. That's why But the unicorn and
- 2:24:32the WASP is funny and delightful with great comic performances
- 2:24:35from Felicity. Kendall.
- 2:24:36Christopher, Benjamin Felicity, Jones and Catherine Tate.
- 2:24:39It's wonderful seeing Graham Harper direct comedy.
- 2:24:42So deftly is so deaf. Well, we'll get there Paul
- 2:24:46Harper. It's a fun enough Pastiche, and
- 2:24:48it looks great. But by this point, they're
- 2:24:50selecting their celebrity historical.
- 2:24:52Trope, is starting to wear a little thin, Michael Parsons one
- 2:24:58of the most rewatchable episodes of new who gloriously silly fun,
- 2:25:01but affecting when it needs to be Mattingly.
- 2:25:04Nobody, the unicorn. And the WASP is a clever take on
- 2:25:06Christie Strokes with wonderful. Performers is all round and her
- 2:25:09Library scattered through. The dialogue is a shame about
- 2:25:11the writer, but the mix of comedy and tragedy tragedy.
- 2:25:14Frozen works extremely well. Jewel in pretty good light and
- 2:25:21I've only seen this once before. Before I saw any Classics.
- 2:25:27Oh no. Completely wrong, pretty good.
- 2:25:30Like a teammate. I've only seen this one once
- 2:25:33before I saw any Classics. So I did not recognize the grid.
- 2:25:36Christopher Benjamin needs a rewatch Jason Thompson, very
- 2:25:41finely. Yes, sorry, you don't talk to
- 2:25:45me. Excellent.
- 2:25:46Guests are not a bad Pastiche of TV, versions of Christie's
- 2:25:49works. But ultimately pretty forgetful
- 2:25:51is Felicity Jones. The first person in a doctor
- 2:25:54whose story to say, they went to the toilets.
- 2:25:56Oh, that's a question possibly. These are the important
- 2:26:00questions people come here for key.
- 2:26:03Yes, Jason. Holy because it looks gorgeous,
- 2:26:06right. There we go, then.
- 2:26:10So I sense that everyone is lining up to tell me exactly how
- 2:26:12wrong I am. So first, because I'm so I'm
- 2:26:16gonna be so brave. Go on if you more attention
- 2:26:20people than me. I'm just gonna say a couple of
- 2:26:25beautiful. Sunny bunny, silly Pacey Camp,
- 2:26:28scary offering. This is one of the lightest and
- 2:26:31bubbly of all Dr. Who episodes it's a full blooded Agatha,
- 2:26:35Christie story. Complete with suspects
- 2:26:37flashbacks. Secrets lies murder a dinner
- 2:26:40time. Death, a huge reveal.
- 2:26:42Still has time for a Rudy. Great monster.
- 2:26:44Anikar, Chase It's just fabulous.
- 2:26:47I love it to pieces. One of my Absolute Comfort
- 2:26:50episodes of Doctor Who 10 out of 10.
- 2:26:54The Jews, put it in the bin next.
- 2:26:58And that here and let's hear from you next.
- 2:27:01Right. As Joe was saying it's it's just
- 2:27:04so much fun, isn't it? Professor Peach Reverend Go
- 2:27:08Lightly all of these just really silly names.
- 2:27:10You just kind of. It's like it's like watching the
- 2:27:12game a clue though and all that in front of you you know.
- 2:27:15Um I guess even though the plot is so generic like it just goes
- 2:27:21to show that like It's just a great broad Strokes way of
- 2:27:24showing. What a Christie kind of broadly
- 2:27:27is about, you know, and it's sold me on that.
- 2:27:29So much going out and bought the murder of Roger Ackroyd, you
- 2:27:32know? Hang up here.
- 2:27:33All right? No, I don't listen to I think
- 2:27:42Paul Quinn on the verge of Sony said, if you've not read anyway,
- 2:27:51There is a nice little bit of misdirection you know unicorns.
- 2:27:53Initially a he in a lot of dialogue at the start of the
- 2:27:56episode that's about it. That's all like and there's just
- 2:28:05so much great dialogue. It's gone buzzed off or what
- 2:28:10else I think I mean enormous or I made a wasp, that's giant.
- 2:28:22I was there for that bit and oh, yeah.
- 2:28:26With Christopher. What's the crispy Benjamin say?
- 2:28:29When he's like, looking at that porno mag?
- 2:28:31Oh no, I was reading some military memo, that's it.
- 2:28:37And we got a link to these. I'm British I carry on or just
- 2:28:43like a man, flashes his family jewels and leave you with a bun
- 2:28:47in the oven, what about this? One more was a short spider.
- 2:28:53My favorite line in this. This is Poppy shark.
- 2:28:56See, I had that time I just Go for it.
- 2:29:07Tell me there's no naughty, there's no, not he so, Salty.
- 2:29:15It's just full of singers. Like that, isn't it?
- 2:29:17And it's just so bubbly, and fun and so stupid that you just go
- 2:29:22along with it. You don't take it too seriously
- 2:29:23because it's a giant flicking was going about killing people.
- 2:29:27You know, it's scary Karen. Best scary.
- 2:29:31I was well, I thought it was absolutely.
- 2:29:35As you know the bit that is scary is when that that
- 2:29:38practical effect of the Stinger in the door, it's leaking all
- 2:29:41this like venom out of business and that's just quite a
- 2:29:44disturbing The outfits are incredible.
- 2:29:47I think it looks like it belongs in the 1920s, we got a great car
- 2:29:51chase in the end with all these old cars.
- 2:29:52Imagine the slowest car, chase out, and then we're gonna make
- 2:29:59sure they've got the best remote, that got their money out
- 2:30:02of them, you know, Murray is trying his hardest with the
- 2:30:05music. Like, again, these little side
- 2:30:10to other Adventures, like and the doctor having a flashback to
- 2:30:14finding Charlemagne kidnapped by an insane computer.
- 2:30:17I want to see that story. I think it's in a Doctor Who
- 2:30:20comic they appeared in one of the doctors.
- 2:30:22Yeah, yeah, never mind then. Or oh, I've got this one.
- 2:30:27I liked it with pepper. It was a bit spicy.
- 2:30:30I just so many bangers bangers. That Yeah.
- 2:30:36He was back as well. What about the best gauge joke
- 2:30:39ever and Doctor Who's not really goes.
- 2:30:43Show yourself and they'll pop their head out the doors and
- 2:30:45then you But yeah I guess this hinges on it's mainly go out and
- 2:30:55buy a Christie so I have to put it through for that.
- 2:30:58All right, so kieran's putting it in the bin as well.
- 2:31:00Daniel over to you you know, this one in the bin.
- 2:31:06It's so much fun. I mean I think that the
- 2:31:10interesting thing is is is is just how the the approach in
- 2:31:14humor where people have been saying, oh well just quoting
- 2:31:17constantly quoting Christy book titles gets a little weary after
- 2:31:23a time she had an appointment with death instead.
- 2:31:26Oh my favorite is is the one of the beginning with Professor
- 2:31:30Peach where he goes, why didn't they ask Heaven's?
- 2:31:34And and then the one at the end where the doctor says murder at
- 2:31:39the Vicar's rage and Donna goes what.
- 2:31:43And he goes, I need a bit of work.
- 2:31:45So I think they're even aware of the fact that, you know, they've
- 2:31:49really stretched this concept as much as they can over this
- 2:31:51episode. Yeah, the because there's a lot
- 2:31:55of other humor in there too. There's there's, there's
- 2:31:58slapstick which which has got a proud history in Doctor Who
- 2:32:03actually. Um, I seem to remember, John
- 2:32:05Nathan Turner making comments about how he didn't really want
- 2:32:08slapstick and Doctor Who because the the humor was all in the wit
- 2:32:13and it was all about which it was never slapstick.
- 2:32:15But then you just need to look back over the classic series
- 2:32:18like jars of honey in delta in the bannermen and the milkshakes
- 2:32:23in dragon fire and the soft drinks in mobilizing.
- 2:32:27The Candyman in the happiness control and then you know, you
- 2:32:33can go back. Even further you can go back to
- 2:32:35the Romans where there's those fisticuffs and and trout and
- 2:32:39splashing about info in the seeds of deaths.
- 2:32:41And and put, we running over a tramp in Planet of the spiders.
- 2:32:44Just all the best moments of Classic Home Run dropping
- 2:32:49dropping Gunk on Bella's face in the mysterious planet.
- 2:32:54Yeah. And, you know, so fast forward
- 2:32:58to the bond series and Russell T Davies loves putting what the
- 2:33:01slapstick in modern Doctor Who you have the mad cat Scooby-Doo
- 2:33:05Chase in love and Monsters. The doctor, you know, exposing
- 2:33:09radiation from his shoe in Smith and Jones and, you know, but on
- 2:33:14the moon. So David has never afraid to
- 2:33:17make the show look silly. He knows that slapstick is is
- 2:33:22like this, this tree, it's a breather.
- 2:33:24It's a sort of a way that you can sort of breathe in
- 2:33:27otherwise, very dramatic episode, but and here, it's kind
- 2:33:32of the, he said, in the writers to tell, it's the Doctor Who's
- 2:33:36first attempt at an all-out comedy since the series came
- 2:33:40back where slapsticks just one of the things they use its like
- 2:33:43a more of a sort of pick and mix bag of comedic approaches.
- 2:33:47So you have Pastiche which we've talked about.
- 2:33:50But then you know you have the well the in jokes with the
- 2:33:56Christy book titles Donna's pre-knowledge of Christie's
- 2:34:00work, you know Murder on the Orient Express one of your best
- 2:34:03but not yet. The the fact that the butler
- 2:34:08didn't do it, which is actually quite a nice surprise because he
- 2:34:11gives David Tennant, that look, doesn't he when he poisons him.
- 2:34:14And speaking of poisoning that scene where it's that scene in
- 2:34:19the kitchen, where is just them sort of screaming and shouting
- 2:34:24each other and doing all the charades that, oh, it's a song
- 2:34:27Mammy and, you know, and it's so and, you know, it builds up to
- 2:34:36that kiss, which is the, which I think is the funniest kiss
- 2:34:39because Because, I mean the the fact that they that it's yeah,
- 2:34:44it's it's Donna. Donna is the doctor's friend so
- 2:34:47of course she would never do that.
- 2:34:49So he's so shocked that that's what expels the the cyanide and
- 2:34:54and probably got a lot of anchovy breathe as well.
- 2:34:56But you know, and then of course because it's a it's sort of a
- 2:35:03Poirot kind of style adaptation but sort of slim down to 45
- 2:35:07minutes, you do get that scene at the end which they should
- 2:35:10have had in Terror of the verb. Or that's the only, the only
- 2:35:13thing. I wish they would have had in
- 2:35:14Terror of the world was of scene of Colin, sort of gathering.
- 2:35:17All the cast together at the end and say, it was on the story
- 2:35:23about it as well, you were right there.
- 2:35:26The one, one sit around, I could have done this Bear.
- 2:35:29Yes. Yeah yeah.
- 2:35:31And you know you've got Donna sort of she can't she's kind of
- 2:35:35like the viewer. She's she's like sort of sitting
- 2:35:37in the background munching on graves guys so she killed him so
- 2:35:40she killed him. So she It's so fun. so, the
- 2:35:47second thing is, Is um the there is a bit of there is a bit of
- 2:35:53path in this where because it's all about Christie's, doubts
- 2:35:58about her own work. Where she she says herself.
- 2:36:02I'm a purveyor of nonsense and, you know, the both the doctor
- 2:36:06and Donna have to kind of sit her down and and sort of
- 2:36:09champion. The artistic Merit of popular
- 2:36:12fiction. If you like sort of in the same
- 2:36:14way that Doctor, Who itself has a sort of special place in our
- 2:36:17hearts, we're in our shared sort of cultural history, and it's
- 2:36:20still important to people, you know, whatever era it's in.
- 2:36:24And so, there is a, there is a bit of that.
- 2:36:28And because it's in the very British sort of setting, and we
- 2:36:33mentioned, you know, their British, they carry on.
- 2:36:35So there is a sort of history of of repression as well.
- 2:36:39This sort of repressed emotion about how, you know, you have
- 2:36:43the that that gay relationship between Rodger Kirby and
- 2:36:47Davenport. And then Davenport.
- 2:36:51Sorry, Roger gets killed at the Denny gets stabbed, and Donna,
- 2:36:55makes a remarkable that Paul footman can't even mourn his
- 2:36:59lover. Because in such a repressed
- 2:37:01Society, you know, that would be seen as, you know, not British
- 2:37:04and and also lady Edison who is an alcoholic, you know, she's
- 2:37:13there. I mean there is that funny Seed
- 2:37:15where she kind of books and all excuse me but but yeah, and she
- 2:37:19loses her. She loses her two sons her
- 2:37:22allegedly, her son, Roger. And her illegitimate son on the
- 2:37:27same day. So, you know, fun times for for
- 2:37:30a comedy episode and they have this.
- 2:37:34And that's what I like about this script too, that it's very
- 2:37:38tight in the sense that, you know, the doctor and Donna land
- 2:37:41and they just go straight into the adventure where.
- 2:37:45And then at the end that, that the end where they just You
- 2:37:49know, he gets out the the paperback and and then they just
- 2:37:52say onwards and they go right off into another adventure.
- 2:37:56It's so sort of self-contained, which is what I like about it
- 2:37:59and Gareth Roberts originally had this terrible framing
- 2:38:04device. Where Agatha Christie was, this
- 2:38:08old lady in a nursing home and during this dark and stormy
- 2:38:12night and she's visited by the man in the brown suit, which is,
- 2:38:16you know, the doctor and they have to tell her how great and
- 2:38:19important her books are for, you know, years and years to come.
- 2:38:22And I just prefer that sort of very self-contained, sad,
- 2:38:25artistic film, wasn't it? It was filmed.
- 2:38:28You could see it in the pool. He was famous car.
- 2:38:31I'll find out my doctor who I'm television middle of the Season,
- 2:38:35David Taylor. Oh sorry.
- 2:38:37Love with, oh, you And finally, my my number one reason for
- 2:38:45putting this through is Grandma Harper.
- 2:39:06Oh, Ginger Beer. I think your pardon I need you.
- 2:39:12It's fatal. Not for me, I can stimulate end
- 2:39:19time to reversal protein. I mean protein
- 2:39:55Why is it? Because we know he is a great
- 2:40:19director of action, but he is also a great director of actors.
- 2:40:23And he loved, I mean, I've seen the confidentials of this one.
- 2:40:27He loved working on this episode because he got, he got to shoot
- 2:40:30it, like a sort of David suchet homage.
- 2:40:33And just the way he could have films, those lawn scenes where,
- 2:40:38you know, all these, all these characters have to get
- 2:40:41introduced more or less at the same time.
- 2:40:43And there's usually something in the foreground leaving the frame
- 2:40:47to reveal important characters or important details in the
- 2:40:49background. There's a bit, there's a sort of
- 2:40:52rack Focus moment towards the end where they, you know, he
- 2:40:55holds up the I think the doctor or Agatha Christie holds up the
- 2:40:59the Firestone Jewel. And then it does a rack Focus,
- 2:41:02right onto lady Edison. So connects those two elements
- 2:41:06just just visually, which I think is is great.
- 2:41:11And also, when when you know, we finally find out that Philip Go
- 2:41:16Lightly is the Reverend Go, Lightly is um, is a his son.
- 2:41:20But there's this sort of Jaws like, oh my God Dolly zoom, on
- 2:41:24lady Edison like, oh, it's like the jaw shot, isn't it?
- 2:41:28Yes, exactly. Yeah, all the several shot I
- 2:41:31suppose we could call exactly. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:41:32So, and and, you know, he, I also listened to the commentary
- 2:41:39where he talks about how, you know, the thing about actors is
- 2:41:42everything, every time they move, it's like a completely
- 2:41:46new, jigsaw puzzle. So you've got two people's easy,
- 2:41:48right? But three people's, not too bad
- 2:41:50for people still, okay, and then it starts becoming right now.
- 2:42:03He's in the room. So yes, of course this is going
- 2:42:08through. Um it's a lot of fun.
- 2:42:10It's really well. Directed, it looks gorgeous
- 2:42:12great cast and it's really sort of it's very tight for 45
- 2:42:17minutes. So put it through Daniel, you
- 2:42:20know what the most inspired bit of direction and this whole
- 2:42:22episode is It's when Miss Chandra Carla dies.
- 2:42:26And we see that from the point of view of the statue that
- 2:42:30squashes her and she just stands there, screaming do that.
- 2:42:35Oh, it's great. Great.
- 2:42:39So that's another one in the bin Li, it's all About like don't be
- 2:42:46grumpy, come on, moving finger points lie.
- 2:42:49Well, you know what, folks? I share a lot similarities with
- 2:42:53my learning right hand side on this video call.
- 2:42:56I've got similar tests, and are you wear.
- 2:42:59We've got similar tests and on their achieving football teams
- 2:43:03that play black and white stripes and condemning this dog
- 2:43:17of a story. Oh boy.
- 2:43:19Go up. Oh, let me get started.
- 2:43:22This is he? 0.1, who am I?
- 2:43:29This episode doesn't seem to know what truly wants to be at
- 2:43:34points. For getting a mish-mash of
- 2:43:36elements of other doctors, whose stories, their sense of Black
- 2:43:39Orchid with the locked, through the ones house illness and
- 2:43:42darkness. There's a slight retrain of the
- 2:43:45dinner scene from Tiffin clothes, as well as a clunky
- 2:43:48episode. The various parts seemingly.
- 2:43:51What we together with sudden gear shifts and Elder, find
- 2:43:54alien fret and an all prevailing are of over the topness that
- 2:43:59gets a grip of the story and never lets go to be honestly,
- 2:44:02you've just summed up Doctor Who their not just this episode.
- 2:44:14Meeting Charles Dickens and he's surrounded by ghosts at
- 2:44:25Christmas. Well, come on.
- 2:44:28It's not. That would drive across country.
- 2:44:30And finally, Could we know he's not real, is he tell me there's
- 2:44:37no naughty. There's no Naughty by all means
- 2:44:40have some pubertal story but when it says long and is drank
- 2:44:44it out as the doctor playing proud and drawing room picking
- 2:44:48out suspects is the murderer in the same way that Alan sugar
- 2:44:51tries to misdirect and every single fucking episode of The
- 2:44:54Apprentice. When he Points each candidate in
- 2:44:57the boardroom and saying with regret before he finally gets to
- 2:45:00the point in sacks and other stage and you have to question
- 2:45:03whether it be in there at all, there's too many disparate parts
- 2:45:07that should fit together with more care.
- 2:45:09But ultimately leaves everything feeling ramshackle, Yeah.
- 2:45:15So that's Point number one. Point number two, the
- 2:45:17performance is AKA, oh yeah, I know mother.
- 2:45:21Everything and a story is so for the top, each character is
- 2:45:25exactly the sort of person you expect to find in your typical
- 2:45:281920s, modern mystery saying wouldn't feel right without them
- 2:45:32there, but my gods don't make them talk at yours.
- 2:45:36Gallipolis race every single character is dialed up till 11
- 2:45:40and in turn leaves the actors with nowhere to go.
- 2:45:43None more so than our very own dual fuel for Extraordinary
- 2:45:46Robina Redmond who goes from Jolly hockey, stick voiced High
- 2:45:51Society. It go to in the blink of an eye
- 2:45:53after having our cover blown and escaping from the local
- 2:45:57community groups production of all of her.
- 2:45:59Oh, she's great. I think did you see her in Rogue
- 2:46:05one? Who she in Rogue one?
- 2:46:09She's the main character. Yes, you're right.
- 2:46:14He or she's a Heartbeat Away from becoming cat Slayer with
- 2:46:17cold, rubbed or cheeks warning. All in something.
- 2:46:19He put on your personal lighting ship.
- 2:46:22Because Cole blow me, I'm like finger Tilly Phenom, State
- 2:46:24Governor Do the voice Miss. I understand the actors.
- 2:46:31Maybe they haven't male will be having a whale of a time here.
- 2:46:33Having fun performing these characters and that's fine and
- 2:46:36small measured doses. Absence of any like in shade in
- 2:46:41this ultimately makes it waiting for the viewer.
- 2:46:46Yes. Now about the final point, I
- 2:46:53wished it opportunity back in about freezer said earlier on,
- 2:46:55there is so much more that cute of and should have been done
- 2:46:59before I go for Christie in this specialty, mystery of
- 2:47:02anticipated and subsequent reappearance and how to get That
- 2:47:06could be tighter to plot more but as it is at the left of a
- 2:47:09hand wavy or our memories have been wiped explanation.
- 2:47:12Fair enough. She gets to do the things we'd
- 2:47:14expect from architecture, Stacey pieces together the clothes that
- 2:47:17eventually leaked on masking the murderer, but we expect that, if
- 2:47:20you're going to bring in a historical figure then why not
- 2:47:23take the opportunity to do something slightly different
- 2:47:25with them. Have some fun with this, all
- 2:47:29gonna be resolved to put back where things were at the end.
- 2:47:32They all she had her mind right by the vested form and can't
- 2:47:35remember anything. Just seems like an easy cop out
- 2:47:38and not something. The thing of one of this
- 2:47:40nation's finest ever offers. And summary the Unicorn, the
- 2:47:43worst Buzzy's over all around the place like a wasp is taking
- 2:47:47too much sugar and Cocktails on the garden party resulting in a
- 2:47:51rushed chaotic. Miss that never said, it's
- 2:47:54Technical and paste control and have it fully experimented.
- 2:47:58The trouble is though, right? Is that you and Fraser?
- 2:48:01And you know, I'm not saying you're not creative men.
- 2:48:03You've both posited, a father, Less Fun episode on the one, we
- 2:48:10actually, it would be so dreary I have suggested Dr. Whose story
- 2:48:19on the screen by Paul Moss. How can you possibly say?
- 2:48:22I posited, a dollar version. What I have to say anything?
- 2:48:26Yeah, Paul masses written on the screen, so I don't know that he
- 2:48:28can write a script. I know we can write a novel.
- 2:48:33It's because it's fun. Joe doesn't make it right in
- 2:48:36Russia. Are you sure?
- 2:48:39It doesn't you I mean, ultimately, you've just got a
- 2:48:47look at the Shakespeare code, which car was like that but
- 2:48:50better much better this but we're here more stylish it's
- 2:48:57mild but I mean. Jesus know JK Rowling, man.
- 2:48:59I really love the caretaker for both sides are made.
- 2:49:04So right, this is him are We'll get there.
- 2:49:10What I will also say is if you really really want a fantastic
- 2:49:16Brilliant. Balls to the wall and attaining
- 2:49:19Doctor Who story with wasps in, you need to go and find that TV
- 2:49:22comic. And the second doctor in the
- 2:49:25Box, he's got this kind of Yeah, no right.
- 2:49:34That's power on then we have got two stories left to go.
- 2:49:37We have two people left. The big from the two Harley
- 2:49:41regarded classic. I think the Year Daniel.
- 2:49:44Yes, the two class. Oh, definitely those.
- 2:49:48Let's see. Which one of them is gonna go.
- 2:49:52In a 50/50 countdown. It's Kieran.
- 2:49:58Choose Your Weapon. Turn left, right?
- 2:50:04So, this story to the left turn, right?
- 2:50:06Yeah. Turn right, right, right, choice
- 2:50:09Kieran and change the world. This episode, Everyone likes to
- 2:50:16call it. There's the bleakest episode of
- 2:50:18Doctor Who always so dark. It's very Twilight Zone.
- 2:50:20The Doctor dies 10 minutes in, you know, London gets blown to
- 2:50:25Smith errands. America gets turned to back
- 2:50:27Sarah, Jane dies, that whole bloody hospitalized, right?
- 2:50:32Oh, could you? Well, Captain Jack is taken to
- 2:50:43us on how well forever in portrait dollies and it's all
- 2:50:47bloody miserable, but everyone forgets healthy.
- 2:50:50This story is when it wants to be.
- 2:50:52They don't need temps except for practice.
- 2:50:56Oh, could be aliens or that bit of when they're at the Christmas
- 2:51:03thing, it's like, is that like a sequel or something, you know,
- 2:51:07or that big fat leads stamp True people.
- 2:51:14All right. And that that shot directly
- 2:51:16after the stamp where, Donna, Scott head on the thing.
- 2:51:18Yeah, she looks like the pressing Leeds.
- 2:51:20Yeah. Rocco.
- 2:51:23I love that character is a big people is good if you God Bless
- 2:51:38America. America is in crisis.
- 2:51:47He does love a point in lady, doesn't he trusts?
- 2:51:52Oh yeah. Like like Invasion of the Body
- 2:51:54Snatchers like and then my favorite line did it and this
- 2:52:00combat dehydration. But so yeah, it knows how to
- 2:52:05balance the fun with the intensely morbid.
- 2:52:09So how can I not? This very is also relies so much
- 2:52:13on those last four seasons of Television that we've watched
- 2:52:17and Which it trusts that there's a constant argument about two
- 2:52:22fans of. This is not a great jumping on
- 2:52:24episode, but this is series 4 episode 11, if you're not caught
- 2:52:28up and if your children. So the first time you're an
- 2:52:31idiot, I would go back and just watch the rest of it.
- 2:52:34So I don't think that argument ever really works.
- 2:52:36So, of course. Yeah.
- 2:52:37Could it through, of course, we're putting it through and it
- 2:52:41through. What's the rest of the harm?
- 2:52:45I'm doing it. Can I go first?
- 2:52:46Because I want to shed 80 years off James, Lark?
- 2:52:51Right as he says, RTD his absolute brilliant.
- 2:52:55Best of fascinating compelling and disturbing slice of drama.
- 2:52:59The, where's his profundity and Humanity with the lightness of
- 2:53:02touch that characterizes. His very finest writing.
- 2:53:06Not just great Doctor, Who great TV for.
- 2:53:09Stop it. One of the doctor wasn't there
- 2:53:13except this time the doctor actually existed in this
- 2:53:16universe and people aren't wearing eye patches.
- 2:53:19The one thing that absolutely makes this episode three words.
- 2:53:23Anyone want to guess what they are?
- 2:53:25No, I can read it. So pushes the deal.
- 2:53:32Again, then it's not it's not between deals.
- 2:53:35I really want to boost meal till now, do you know?
- 2:53:39It pushes Donna to her limits, and gives us a great story and
- 2:53:43doing so. No Fanfare for Big Orange,
- 2:53:46Michael this time, I want to love it.
- 2:53:49So it was my fellow fans do But it didn't connect with me in the
- 2:53:53same way and it hasn't since I can see why others love it, but
- 2:53:57it's not my favorite. Oh, Big Orange Michael.
- 2:53:59Oh perfect. At least he already.
- 2:54:06Why are others? Love it.
- 2:54:07Yeah. Gospel extremely compelling,
- 2:54:12especially For What advertised none of this really matters.
- 2:54:15As there's always an alternative universe.
- 2:54:18Do wonder, if it's Doctor Who for back door pilot to rules.
- 2:54:23Michael stormers. Usually a bit sort of touching
- 2:54:25go on RTD scripts, RTD manages to surpass himself here and put
- 2:54:30everyone through the emotional meat grinder.
- 2:54:32If midnight has shades of heat shock, Hitchcock RTD gives us a
- 2:54:36bleak take on. It's a Wonderful Life.
- 2:54:38We've done a witnessing the world crashing around her keep
- 2:54:43all smile. Cousin, tits, best performance.
- 2:54:48Shame that Billy pipe has sound so different, but it was a
- 2:54:51genuine thrill to have her then take, isn't it?
- 2:54:53Okay. So, just just a second because
- 2:54:56I, I did re-watch it and I was trying I was really listening
- 2:54:59out. The only one I could get, was we
- 2:55:02do for Christmas? Um, is there any others I should
- 2:55:06have been listening out for? if she's always had pavement,
- 2:55:11slabs for front teeth and let's be honest, it's it's like
- 2:55:15something else. It's like Yeah, it's just called
- 2:55:19it sound. That too big for a mouth.
- 2:55:20That's not. So into him.
- 2:55:22Yeah. Then you get and she sounds
- 2:55:25fine. Anyhow.
- 2:55:27Moving on. Oh my finishes.
- 2:55:29Oh sorry. Yeah.
- 2:55:30Cracking sliding, door style, episode, Oscar Groucho.
- 2:55:35Says a Marvel. What if clad in the Robes of a
- 2:55:38Twilight Zone? Episode Piper's finest
- 2:55:41performance. Some of the most startling
- 2:55:43iconography in the show's history with imagery.
- 2:55:45Lifted straight from threads, but papered with cracks of
- 2:55:48continuity. Always a right poet?
- 2:55:51Isn't he a much imitated classic and there you go.
- 2:55:54What do we know teeth? Give that best performance.
- 2:55:59Motley newbie. Arguably the Masterpiece of the
- 2:56:02RTD year, but relies on the viewer knowing everything which
- 2:56:06is going before, it's bloody series 4.
- 2:56:08Goodness for long-term fans. It's an incredibly powerful
- 2:56:13showpiece of what would happen if the doctor wasn't around the
- 2:56:16sabis. Titans and King absolutely sell
- 2:56:20The Narrative of a world being plunged into darker and darker
- 2:56:23places. And the latest scenes of a
- 2:56:25broken Sylvia and Wolf decrying, the detainment of the coastal
- 2:56:28and anthos. Is hot waking so that I could
- 2:56:34you out that one Tim, Carter Tim Green all over again, isn't it?
- 2:56:40Probably my favorite episode of Doctor Who a tour de force from
- 2:56:45the whole Noble family, defeated silver, and lazy is just
- 2:56:48heartbreaking. The scene, where the Italian
- 2:56:50family is taking away is breathtaking.
- 2:56:52Thanks to cribbins, keep for the win.
- 2:56:55The win. Paul win over guy, you know?
- 2:57:01Rtd's best script and one at least in Doctor Who he'll never
- 2:57:05better. But 73 yds is heading in the
- 2:57:10It's another oblique Vision, but It ultimately has hope, which is
- 2:57:14why it's in a different League to Waters of Mars, which can't
- 2:57:17escape from the darkness in which envelops the doctor he had
- 2:57:20to make a dig. Didn't they Jason talking about
- 2:57:23Waters of Mars? Paul Quinn were talking about.
- 2:57:25This could be the one person, you know, Jason Thompson, nice
- 2:57:29idea comma. And Katherine take Harry's the
- 2:57:33doctor like episode brilliantly, extra credit for Bernard
- 2:57:37cribbins in the it's happening again.
- 2:57:38Seen the man was a National Treasure.
- 2:57:41Keep it. James Harden, Bennett super
- 2:57:46performers, but it's selectiveness in the alterations
- 2:57:50to time, doesn't fully work for me on subsequent viewings.
- 2:57:54Keep though, as it's a beautiful story, for Donna, Andy is really
- 2:57:58sure what he's talking about their selectiveness in
- 2:58:01alterations time. I think what he means is this
- 2:58:05probably more going on. If you remove the doctor after
- 2:58:09the, when we brought that is shown on screen, so they should
- 2:58:15be more incidents where bad things happen, because the
- 2:58:19doctor isn't that stop them, he watches on a whole nother level
- 2:58:22to middles David Gillespie on the one hand, brilliant, and on
- 2:58:25the other hand miserable, Catherine.
- 2:58:28Tate is the normally good in this, it's rightly lauded as a
- 2:58:31classic, but another example of one I had not picked a watch
- 2:58:34after a hard day. Well, I wonder where Nathan
- 2:58:38bottom is going to fall on this one.
- 2:58:39He's a wise man. David Tennant has the week off
- 2:58:44this week but we don't miss him because four incredible women
- 2:58:47and Sir Bernard. Oh here instead this is
- 2:58:50Jacqueline King's best performance.
- 2:58:52That's seeing something. Jacqueline King in this Paul
- 2:58:55Arthur says, by the end of the season, RTD is going full on DC,
- 2:58:59Comic style crossover event. But here it's Marvel Comics.
- 2:59:02What if story and it's just as big.
- 2:59:04And just as brilliant, both taking cribbins are at the top
- 2:59:08of their games. I really hope this wins.
- 2:59:11John Arnold. RTD plunges, even deeper into
- 2:59:14them. Suggesting that only the doctor
- 2:59:17can see him. I was sells.
- 2:59:20Crimson, Tate redeem, the unremitting bleakness beer,
- 2:59:24Palouse Daniel Knight bleake and terrifying.
- 2:59:27Yes, it's who spin on Buffy's the wish, but with free superb
- 2:59:31performance from Tate's and Jacqueline, King, I'm
- 2:59:33comfortable viewing Escape. She gave him the current
- 2:59:36political scene in the world. Perhaps in my top five of modern
- 2:59:40who's stories. Or Cresta.
- 2:59:44Benefits from being Donna heavy and like the best doctor Light
- 2:59:47episodes works because there was a doctor sheep joke in it.
- 2:59:51As Bleak as rtt gets, but it's still has a lot of heart.
- 2:59:55Titans and King are on top form. I'm wondering that's not correct
- 2:59:58on my part and it should be there's a doctor shaped hole in
- 3:00:02it. I think it's mostly that.
- 3:00:03Well, I, at least together. So blame me.
- 3:00:05Oh yeah. I've probably won't corrected it
- 3:00:08somewhere in the night finally and giving house a full house
- 3:00:11on. Turn left.
- 3:00:12Kieran Evans, says, brilliant and dark.
- 3:00:16If you just blocked out or be going to make those comment from
- 3:00:20your mind. Now, I don't like him anymore,
- 3:00:22he can't my cool. Big Orange consoled.
- 3:00:33Oh okay, here. And you picked to the left.
- 3:00:36I curious because you watched this as a kid Yeah, you.
- 3:00:40So you wouldn't have seen and one, two and three series before
- 3:00:47this. That's some of these things were
- 3:00:49referenced. Was that an issue for you when
- 3:00:51you were four years old or no? Because I just assumed at the
- 3:00:55time, it was, oh, these just alien threats.
- 3:00:57The doctor wasn't here to stop. Actually you can they just
- 3:01:01didn't bother me at all like that's it.
- 3:01:03It was I think is it the one right away?
- 3:01:06Bride Smith and Jones. The Damned Bridge of the Damned.
- 3:01:11I watched Voyage of the Damned, right?
- 3:01:13So it's just those first two, right?
- 3:01:15And I just assumed that's just some alien, bollocks, the
- 3:01:17doctor's not there to stop. So, whatever.
- 3:01:19I'm I don't think I was thinking about that deeply when I was
- 3:01:21about four. So you, you got the gist of it.
- 3:01:24Rather, I got the concept. The doctor said he can't stop
- 3:01:28all this year. Where is that?
- 3:01:30Nice man going in the van, basically.
- 3:01:34Oh okay. Daniel.
- 3:01:36What do you make of this me? Oh yes.
- 3:01:39Okay. Yeah, I think this story is
- 3:01:47really boring. I think it's being really clever
- 3:01:50but it's not. I think the performance is all
- 3:01:53the time Beetle looks fake. You're not telling the truth.
- 3:01:58Oh sorry. Yeah, I think I've got my notes
- 3:02:00mixed up. I seem to be reading what the
- 3:02:02parallel universe version of diamonds.
- 3:02:10I've been saving that one up. Okay, of course this is going
- 3:02:16through. Okay, so three figs.
- 3:02:18So getting serious for a second. There is something Sylvia says
- 3:02:23roughly, Midway through the episode, which really stuck with
- 3:02:27me, I think, on First Watch, and, and still does today, and
- 3:02:31actually keeps me up at night, which is what if it never gets
- 3:02:35better, Ah, so I mean I don't want to be Captain ring down
- 3:02:40because obviously this is a happy show but um but you know
- 3:02:43you turn on the news and you look at the state of the world
- 3:02:46today and you go back and watch this.
- 3:02:48And you wonder has any of this really dated at all.
- 3:02:51So people have said that before about how turn left, you know,
- 3:02:57is Russell T, Davies Masterpiece, and in a way for
- 3:03:00me, it feels like a dry run for years and years, which is this
- 3:03:04show he did in 2019, which comes covers a very similar ground and
- 3:03:09I'm actually ashamed to say I've only experienced it in YouTube
- 3:03:13forum and in script form because what the first episode of set me
- 3:03:17so much yeah I don't watch it, I couldn't take it, I couldn't get
- 3:03:21through it. I don't know what that says
- 3:03:22about me but but I think Russell really captured something about
- 3:03:26the Zeitgeist that still feels very relevant in our current
- 3:03:31moment. Actually.
- 3:03:32In the world today which is this Dreadful feeling of just living
- 3:03:35in a state of Crisis where there's just catastrophe after
- 3:03:40catastrophe and everything happens.
- 3:03:43And everything happens, a lot. And you know we're always
- 3:03:47obsessing about the end of the world in science fiction and
- 3:03:50what it might look like in real life, but the vision that's
- 3:03:52presented both in years and years and in turn left is what
- 3:03:57if it doesn't, what if the world never stops ending?
- 3:04:00What if it's this constant downward spiral where things
- 3:04:04just get worse and worse and madder and faster and darker and
- 3:04:07scarier and in years and years, he made it sort of more
- 3:04:11palatable by focusing on one sort of ordinary middle class
- 3:04:14family and tying all their sort of individual fortunes to the
- 3:04:18fortunes of the world with this sort of sense of inevitable
- 3:04:22continuity that well, life goes on, you know, no matter what,
- 3:04:25which is itself a blessing. But it's a blessing in disguise
- 3:04:29because that feeling all so ends up hiding the fact that you have
- 3:04:33this over time, window of what we all regard as normal, and
- 3:04:36that just keeps shifting more and more until you ask yourself
- 3:04:39for when does it stop? And so in turn left, it's more
- 3:04:43palatable, simply because, well, it's a Doctor Who episode.
- 3:04:46So there has to be, as you said Kieran moments of Comedy, even
- 3:04:50in the worst of times. So, you know, you've got Donna
- 3:04:53being her usual, Brash mouthy self, where she, she may, I
- 3:04:57think she makes that coronation joke to the woman don't get all
- 3:05:01chippy with me Vera Duckworth. You know, put your pops.
- 3:05:06I'm going to go and feed with pets.
- 3:05:08All the disasters being these cataclysmic invasions from the
- 3:05:13past Doctor Who episodes is kind of quite funny.
- 3:05:16It's almost like a sort of a sort of dark version of a clip
- 3:05:20show, really? We've talked about Rocco
- 3:05:23colasanto being this complete character of a Italian family,
- 3:05:27man who is good. These fun you are but luck and
- 3:05:32they have a lovely sort of sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody,
- 3:05:35which is actually a song. I can't fucking stand.
- 3:05:38Thank you, Daniel. It's a great moment.
- 3:05:41What is it? Where is just great because it's
- 3:05:45this tiny little pocket of joy in the darkness and it even
- 3:05:48cheers. Poor Sylvia up because she's
- 3:05:50well, don't you think? She looks so awkward though?
- 3:05:52That's just not her environment at all.
- 3:05:54It's not our advice. She's not used to it, but she's
- 3:05:56just trying to sort of she, she is trying to get along with all
- 3:06:00these people and it does sort of even work on her for a while.
- 3:06:05Um, and but because it's a Doctor Who episode the answer
- 3:06:09to, where does it stop? Is the stars are going out,
- 3:06:12which I can't think of anything more fucking terrifying than,
- 3:06:15looking up at the sky and they're just big a black void of
- 3:06:19nothing. So, yeah, I think this is
- 3:06:22probably as Bleak as Doctor Who gets at least in these first
- 3:06:26four years. So, when the apocalypse itself
- 3:06:30is caused by the doctors death, I like that.
- 3:06:33They have, you know Mr. Honky unit, Soldier private Harris
- 3:06:38from the song and two parter is the one to pronounce the doctor
- 3:06:42is dead. But imagine if it had been Ross,
- 3:06:44if Ross had said the doctor is death, what sort of twist of the
- 3:06:48knife that would have been? I like misremembered it thinking
- 3:06:51it was Ross know. Sadly, still hot though.
- 3:06:55Oh Ross. Yeah and so yeah.
- 3:06:59And then, you know, they reused stock, footage of the ragnos
- 3:07:02webstar, the Titanic, the adipose, that sort of tried.
- 3:07:05And tested technique of the news reports making the world feel
- 3:07:08bigger than it actually is with including Trinity Wells.
- 3:07:11And you know, this snowballing series of disaster disasters
- 3:07:16where millions of people die and it reminded me a bit of Children
- 3:07:19of Men, which is another thing. Another piece of dystopian
- 3:07:22fiction. I've never really gone back to
- 3:07:24since our first saw it just because that vision of Britain
- 3:07:28becoming a fascist xenophobic hellscape is sort of quite
- 3:07:32plausible, nowadays and also like children of men and in
- 3:07:37years and years, it's about the, the sort of the Immigrant
- 3:07:40experience where Russell's banking on the sort of the
- 3:07:44safety Comfort cultural. We have as these white sort of
- 3:07:48middle class or whatever class viewers.
- 3:07:51And having these these characters who look like us
- 3:07:55suffer, the same fate that. So many foreign refugees suffer
- 3:08:00because that's what it takes to make the issue feel real to us,
- 3:08:05So Russell Tovey dying in years and years, sorry spoilers Clive.
- 3:08:10And in Children of Men and Catherine, Tate and her family
- 3:08:13and Donna's family in turn left where after London's destroyed
- 3:08:17in the nuclear Holocaust, you know, Donna and her pointedly,
- 3:08:21very white middle-class family are kicked around the country
- 3:08:24with no one the worst face. Yeah, no one really cares where
- 3:08:28they end up and their just like some silent Seekers today, where
- 3:08:33real Sort of political issues that are sort of disguised in a
- 3:08:38way to get under your skin. And Donna even says she says
- 3:08:41there is an a war there's no fight.
- 3:08:43There's just this, it's unbelievable that the point
- 3:08:48their commentary is as pointed as this in a Doctor Who episode.
- 3:08:51And it's so, compellingly told ya, it's just one of the most
- 3:08:55angriest Doctor. Who's groups it really, really
- 3:08:57works too because just the unrelenting story structure that
- 3:09:01Russell uses, which is basically Donna's situation keeps
- 3:09:05deteriorating after each Global disaster.
- 3:09:07So the doctor dies, Donna meets Rose things, get worse, donor
- 3:09:12meets rose again, things get worse, donor meets rose again,
- 3:09:14things, get worse. So, you know, she loses her job.
- 3:09:17She loses her home, she loses her new friends and finally, she
- 3:09:20loses all hope. And each time you've got Rose
- 3:09:24regularly turning up in the first two acts each time
- 3:09:27revealing a little bit more information and each time
- 3:09:31gradually gaining Donna's, trust until eventually, she has to
- 3:09:34make that decision, Which leads into the climax.
- 3:09:37And so the which leads me to my second thing, which is Sylvia,
- 3:09:40all the performance is across the border.
- 3:09:43Great. So, Catherine, Tate is out of
- 3:09:45this world. I love how she once they get to
- 3:09:48lead. She sounds like she's got a
- 3:09:50cold. So that kind of adds to the
- 3:09:52performance. I think Billie.
- 3:09:54Piper looks so, sort of haunted as Rose.
- 3:09:57She kind of drifts in and out of the story like a ghost.
- 3:10:00And she always looks, so sad, Bernard cribbins as well.
- 3:10:04You know, reliving the horrors of war with this kind of, you
- 3:10:08know, Blitz Spirit stoicism and then this sense of mounting
- 3:10:13dread as well. And I mentioned, you know, Rocco
- 3:10:18colasanto, oh, mama is people, he's nice people.
- 3:10:21So he's this complete stereotype but then that just makes it even
- 3:10:25more effective in that scene where they load him on the back
- 3:10:28of the truck and taking him away to her.
- 3:10:30Concentration camp. England for the English
- 3:10:43acceptor, they can't send us home the ocean's a closed, they
- 3:10:47build labor camps, neighbor, doing what there aren't any jobs
- 3:10:52Sowing digging is good. Stop it before I kiss you too
- 3:10:57much. Wilfred my capital.
- 3:11:23Labor camps. That's what I call them.
- 3:11:28It's happening again. Um but I want to focus on
- 3:12:02Sylvia, so it's Jacqueline. King who steals the show because
- 3:12:05that is, I think one of the best performances in these first,
- 3:12:10four years of Doctor Who where it's so minimalist.
- 3:12:14There's very little she's giving.
- 3:12:16She's doing a lot with very very little you think about all the
- 3:12:19mothers in this era of Doctor Who and she's just the worst
- 3:12:25like what are sort of Horrid spiteful woman?
- 3:12:27She doesn't even know how damaging the things she says to
- 3:12:30her daughter are But because he's Russell, T Davies, he makes
- 3:12:35you rights are in a way that you care about her.
- 3:12:37And so for all this Bluster that she gives, she doesn't have the
- 3:12:41same resilience that will have has or even Donna has.
- 3:12:44And so you just gradually watch her shot down over the course of
- 3:12:48the story with that expressive face that Jacqueline King
- 3:12:52usually has. Sort of sag and sort of
- 3:12:56flattened out with despair to the point where there's that
- 3:12:59scene, which I think is, you know, the the best shot in the
- 3:13:03in the episode of Graham Harper, framing her sitting very
- 3:13:07silently in the foreground and Donna out of focus in the
- 3:13:10background and she can't even do not offer her daughter.
- 3:13:13Any words of Love, except when Donna says, oh I've always been
- 3:13:17a disappointment and she just goes Yeah.
- 3:13:21It is handled that thing that's astonishing astonishing.
- 3:13:26And I I think, you know, bit of a bit of a trigger warning here,
- 3:13:29but I think all the signs are, there are pointing to someone
- 3:13:34whose about to take their own life.
- 3:13:36And I think that's the logical endpoint, which probably from a
- 3:13:41storytelling standpoint would have given Donna even more
- 3:13:44reason to go with rose and make things, right?
- 3:13:47But obviously, I think the suicide of someone's mother, I
- 3:13:50think would be a bit too far, even for the Doctor, Who's so
- 3:13:53special, at the end of the episode, but Donna does instead.
- 3:13:59Yeah, which still get some suicide in this.
- 3:14:02If things weren't blinking off sacrifices, he will sacrifice.
- 3:14:06I think it was a potato. So that was cheery.
- 3:14:12Anyway, I'll end on an upbeat note for my final thing, which
- 3:14:16is the bad wolf Cliffhanger at the end of what I I grant you is
- 3:14:22not as good as the master reveal in Utopia but it comes pretty
- 3:14:27close where you see David Tennant's mounting dread as as
- 3:14:31tape as Catherine Tate says well she was blonde.
- 3:14:35What was her name, Donna? What was her name?
- 3:14:37And then those two words and what could they be Rose?
- 3:14:42Tyler, Dave, Ross live meal deal.
- 3:14:46No, it's bad wolf. And then he cranks up that
- 3:14:51Murray gold track from Series 3. All the strange strange creakers
- 3:14:54the, the and then Suddenly this Bruce acceleration of Graham
- 3:15:00Harper, lots of lovely running outside in the cameras, in Bad
- 3:15:09Wolf, bad wolf, bad wolf, more energy, more energy, more energy
- 3:15:12and then it's on the Tardis and they even spell it out.
- 3:15:14Letter for letter b, a d w, o l, f Bad Wolf.
- 3:15:20And then they head inside in the console rooms.
- 3:15:21Got this, hellish red lighting and The Cloister of bells,
- 3:15:25ringing and Doctor, what's bad wolf antenna?
- 3:15:28Just goes, it's the year. Just fucking brilliant.
- 3:15:35So it's going through its going through from Daniel Lee.
- 3:15:39Are you putting it through? How do you follow that?
- 3:15:42That's Well actually I can only agree, it's a winner.
- 3:15:52It's an absolute and it has to go through for free reasons.
- 3:15:55Number one, being the Catherine Tate Show.
- 3:15:57AKA, that's the way to do it turn left.
- 3:16:01As one in the eye, for all of those people who wrote off
- 3:16:04Catherine Tate when she was announced as a full-time
- 3:16:07companion, she's goby. They cried, she's like a balloon
- 3:16:11of china shop. They Wilt she'll never be as
- 3:16:13good as Matthew or house. No one for know, I'll admit as a
- 3:16:18result of daughter having never met the doctor to the defense
- 3:16:21and fold. Here she has all these things.
- 3:16:24She's a harsh full on and at times and sensitive prisoners in
- 3:16:28the story. She's Catherine tight.
- 3:16:30Yes. She's made on this podcast.
- 3:16:35From Lee bowling Roku Mussolini and resorting to Lazy Regional
- 3:16:40stereotyping. But we also see Captain Tate
- 3:16:43opening up the character to Encompass fear of Despair and
- 3:16:46heroism. Reference Tyler playing the part
- 3:16:49of a substitute doctor towards the end of the episode.
- 3:16:51The warmer caring and selfish act expects of donor or brought
- 3:16:56to the four ultimately ending, with her willing, to lay down
- 3:16:59her life, for the greater Goods with if you're pardon the pun
- 3:17:02and Noble, sacrifice at the end of the story, I collapsed the
- 3:17:05alternate timeline and restore the university, how it should
- 3:17:08be, we get around it. Picture of what I talented actor
- 3:17:12is and exactly what she brings to the show and bucket feels.
- 3:17:16Okay, dropping 45 minutes about the show's lead character Everly
- 3:17:20covered by tea and he goes turns funny reflective sad and hopeful
- 3:17:25a master class. Who doesn't love a tiger in 45
- 3:17:28minutes? I never said, too far.
- 3:17:38Second Point. Rosie's returning, beautiful.
- 3:17:41That's weird. Normally Atomic character in
- 3:17:47Doctor Who dropped in. The story is a functionality
- 3:17:50piece, little more than a device to move a story along, but
- 3:17:53totally gives us the return of one.
- 3:17:55Billy Paul Piper known to us. In this universe is Rose, Tyler.
- 3:18:00The Russians from certain fans at the time that Billy's
- 3:18:02performance is often a set episode that she'd somehow
- 3:18:05forgotten to play how to play Rose.
- 3:18:07But she was never going to play the roles that we last Saw.
- 3:18:11But there's a smart and talented enough performer to know that
- 3:18:15she can possibly play the same rules that we left behind the
- 3:18:18bad wolf Bay. She's been stranded in a
- 3:18:20parallel universe and knowing countless things that have
- 3:18:24altered their personality witnessed in the pellet, but
- 3:18:28sorry, witnessing the challenge, the potential collapse of
- 3:18:30reality. As we know what did that person?
- 3:18:33We got a more No Nonsense slightly hardened version of
- 3:18:36rows here as a result of the environment you know finds
- 3:18:39himself in and they need to get back to her best friend,
- 3:18:42regardless of what it takes. She's seen things and being all
- 3:18:47this without words, indeed to be uttered.
- 3:18:49I'm no fan of the 10th doctor and was paying in series 2.
- 3:18:52But even I was the lady to see her back from the moment she
- 3:18:55appears in partners and trying and a twisted.
- 3:18:57None of us saw coming to the moment, but she's back where she
- 3:19:01started off stranded at the end of the series, Billy doesn't
- 3:19:05miss a Beat. And with two words, just two on
- 3:19:09Heritage to us words and a final few minutes of Tom left, she
- 3:19:13gives us one of the most exciting heart, pounding
- 3:19:15Cliffhangers of the more than CDs.
- 3:19:17Welcome Back Billy. He I'm finally just a quick run
- 3:19:23around off the point. Number three.
- 3:19:24Turn Right Said Fred. They're all this is not to say
- 3:19:29that aren't flaws in it. The suit Rose, essentially
- 3:19:32asking Donna to go back in time and sacrifice ourself in the
- 3:19:35same as our own. Dad.
- 3:19:36Didn't follow their seems curiously on investigated here
- 3:19:40Unless it's not even begin to ask how Dona Sylvia and wealth
- 3:19:43can witness the nuclear destruction of the city of
- 3:19:46London seemingly well within the blast zone without the hair
- 3:19:49falling out. Leaving them looking like a
- 3:19:52Right Said Fred, tribute Act But these are small, fire issues and
- 3:19:56summary turn left shows us how even simple seemingly
- 3:20:00insignificant choices on consciously made can lead us
- 3:20:03down paths in our lives. We never thought possible.
- 3:20:05It's a spirit and essence of thought through taking and told
- 3:20:09him a new way, explains his Spirit, they be good or bad at
- 3:20:12all. Was just their own.
- 3:20:13The corner waiting to be brought into play at the top of a coin,
- 3:20:16or a decision made without a second thought.
- 3:20:18Every day can offer Adventure would just have to later happen.
- 3:20:22Tongue left is a masterpiece are truly unique episode of Doctor
- 3:20:27Who the hosted attention throughout and leads us into
- 3:20:29perhaps and was exciting series finale lead and of the modern
- 3:20:32era, I played with the it through here.
- 3:20:39All right, Joe, how do you follow that?
- 3:20:43Oh, I'm not gonna really um I mean, I can't really say
- 3:20:46anything better than what they've said.
- 3:20:49All I'll say is that the new series may have packed may as
- 3:20:52well. A packed up at this point
- 3:20:54because it never ever got better than this again and it was never
- 3:20:58as good as this before. This this is my favorite single
- 3:21:01piece of Doctor Who of all time and it barely has the doctor in
- 3:21:06it and I don't care. I think this is the best
- 3:21:09written, the best directed and the best acted piece of Doctor
- 3:21:14Who we have ever been handed. I'm just two things really
- 3:21:18because you've covered loads of stuff, but there's two things
- 3:21:19that haven't been mentioned that I've just got to mention and
- 3:21:22that is Donna in the circle with that stupid beat, Lord, I back
- 3:21:26the fear and the anger that you speak coming out of a mouth and
- 3:21:35she astonishing in that scene and it's ridiculous, right?
- 3:21:39That people look like a backpack.
- 3:21:40Yes. The one bit just kills me every
- 3:21:46time. It's when you know, the music's
- 3:21:49Rising, the mirrors are going and she's their back on her
- 3:21:53fellow. Fix back to normal and harpoon's
- 3:21:56out. She's like, So cool.
- 3:22:23I'm not. Just fall apart laughing at that
- 3:22:37point it just everything works here.
- 3:22:39Everything works. All the performers you say are
- 3:22:41just Sublime. It's the best penultimate
- 3:22:46episode we ever had. The leading is phenomenal for
- 3:22:49the falling. Even the next time trailer is
- 3:22:51the most exciting. Next time.
- 3:22:53Trailer we ever like fate of black.
- 3:22:55Fates of like, yes, brilliant. This is Peak Doctor Who in terms
- 3:22:58of the quality of the episode itself but it's also peaked
- 3:23:01Doctor Who in the fact that it captured the nation.
- 3:23:05It's as good as everybody thought it was fucking how
- 3:23:09Catherine Tate is amazingly good in this all the rest of it.
- 3:23:13Tight is extraordinary. Yeah, of course put it through
- 3:23:17It through, right? So Oh, what can I find the
- 3:23:21complain about on this episode lots, I'm sure you liar.
- 3:23:26I mean, I think it is In danger becoming a bit self-consciously
- 3:23:32a points and, you know, oh, look.
- 3:23:35Look how clever the doctor is even the universe and look at
- 3:23:37all these. That's and oh, yeah.
- 3:23:39I think that's probably the only thing, really, you guys have
- 3:23:43covered everything else. And joy said, you know, this is
- 3:23:47the best poodle episode with wherever I mean, pull up episode
- 3:23:50should be this good. This should be the theft little
- 3:23:55one up to the finale. It should be the movies, Bouche.
- 3:24:00You know, the the palate cleanser, it should be the
- 3:24:02little little sore be that you have before you get in the
- 3:24:06Russell. Never does that.
- 3:24:07Bad wolf is fantastic. I'll be a ghost is even better.
- 3:24:11Sound a drums. He's extraordinary turn left.
- 3:24:14He's magnificent. Yeah, but he has sort of Fear as
- 3:24:19well. It's not my episode.
- 3:24:23I'm recording you to the cow neighbors.
- 3:24:25Turn that that's the third. So this is the third last
- 3:24:28episode as well as the panel but story before the finale.
- 3:24:31But this is literally a leading to that.
- 3:24:33It's a three-part finale this. It's a bit of a dog gets.
- 3:24:36So as utopia sewtopia I was good.
- 3:24:40Utopia is incredible as well. Yes well no, it's amazing as
- 3:24:45well. I said the Cliffhanger of Utopia
- 3:24:48I think still tops this one but it's really close.
- 3:24:51You know, how does closing time do?
- 3:24:56We go again, we're not talking about that one.
- 3:25:00So no, it's it's you know, I've banged on and on and on and on
- 3:25:05about how same in steel and on a much of this series, but
- 3:25:11Finally. something absolutely new and exciting and A concept
- 3:25:18that we just haven't seen done properly before.
- 3:25:21Yes, we've had Inferno and we've all had an eyepatch, haven't we
- 3:25:25and but You know, to be going. The idea of parallel universes
- 3:25:32in exploring it now and like in the penultimate episode, I mean
- 3:25:36who does that Russell Russell does.
- 3:25:38It's, it's a testament to the guys genius because ultimate I
- 3:25:42have an ads much of a chance to see many nice things about
- 3:25:45Russell. So far, you know I've said lots
- 3:25:47of nice things about Moffat my podcast and career.
- 3:25:49I really haven't had a chance to to Big Lots up and this is one
- 3:25:53of the the big moments, you know?
- 3:25:54It's He gets the plot right for once. more than anything, you
- 3:26:00know, he gets that end and absolutely Nails on where, yeah,
- 3:26:05it's it's You know, it's not a sacrifice and Donna has to make
- 3:26:11that sacrifice and then we'll have that cliff.
- 3:26:12And you know that the plot is fantastic for once, you know,
- 3:26:16and it's really, really interesting to have that.
- 3:26:18What if element to it? Let's say well actually, yes,
- 3:26:21what if we talked the doctor about and I would love to see a
- 3:26:27version of this story where it's what happens, if Donna?
- 3:26:30Did. As it were but it's you know,
- 3:26:33it's more interested in a focus on don't know.
- 3:26:36See you know what happens if we take the doctor out of the
- 3:26:38universe and how he's bad things happen?
- 3:26:40How does that affect? The the companion rather than
- 3:26:44say the doctor and it's just a brilliant idea.
- 3:26:47It's brilliantly, well executed, and A couple of other things to
- 3:26:51pick on with taught about that scene with Sylvia and Donna, and
- 3:26:54where, you know, Sylvia's in the foreground and donors in the,
- 3:26:57and the background that contrast saw beautifully with partners in
- 3:27:02crime where we'll have a similar scene where Donna is the one in
- 3:27:06the foreground being despondent and Silas kind of, you know,
- 3:27:10bustling around. Yeah, you know, that, that
- 3:27:13contrast between the two is, is really interesting.
- 3:27:16I think and Rules Taylor. Or doctor who she is in this
- 3:27:22essentially, she plays the role of the doctor in this, you know,
- 3:27:27she's got, she's even got a leather jacket.
- 3:27:29Yeah. And she's got that same sort of
- 3:27:3440 hours about you know she does this a lot.
- 3:27:37You know, she never told us there's a name it's like oh how
- 3:27:44do we know this is gonna work? And she says just like the
- 3:27:47doctor. Yeah, we don't.
- 3:27:48Oh and ultimately I mean the most probably the most stocked.
- 3:27:53Wish thing is Davos will tell us in a couple of weeks, she sends
- 3:27:56Donuts death yeah, you know, she She tricks her essentially, you
- 3:28:02know, you know she Maneuvers I went to position and sends her
- 3:28:06off and it's so it's so doctor ish that I think that's a really
- 3:28:09clever Powell. I think I wonder what it says
- 3:28:11about And these stories that like 73 yards where I think
- 3:28:16Russell does so well. In telling a story Doctor, Who
- 3:28:20story without Doctor, Who in it that, you know, these are some
- 3:28:23of the best, the best ones, he's written, and but 100% And I will
- 3:28:28stick this through because I just think it is a terror and
- 3:28:30achievement of character work and plot work in. every, you
- 3:28:37know, acting everything we've said, and Chuckling King.
- 3:28:41I will see if you want a fantastic performance from her.
- 3:28:44Then please go and check out the big finish audio Adventure that
- 3:28:47the legend of Baba. Yaga.
- 3:28:48Oh just in the fugitive doctor. First box set.
- 3:28:52She is unreal in the completely. What she's in as well.
- 3:28:57She's going down one right big fish before this. and I haven't
- 3:29:02any of those others, but I did Cover and The legend of Bobby.
- 3:29:07I got honor, honestly, she was gonna Brown companion
- 3:29:11Chronicles. Well yeah, I didn't realize it
- 3:29:14was hurt until the credit rule said and she's with Jacoby in
- 3:29:19the Unbound story deadline that's why you Yeah, I'm just
- 3:29:22here and you get these older than you.
- 3:29:28He's memory goes. Okay, I'll be smart people on
- 3:29:31their ideas. Although Fraser I've got a site
- 3:29:34you know you started out there of like finally something
- 3:29:36original when the season I can't wait till you say out tired and
- 3:29:40miserable midnight. Then if this is the part of the
- 3:29:43Season work that you absolutely are on board.
- 3:29:45Well it's just ticked over hasn't it?
- 3:29:48It's just ticked over and bitten it.
- 3:29:50Yeah. Almost for the audience it's
- 3:30:01three past midnight as So yes, so we know that is midnight.
- 3:30:06We know it is, Daniel won't lead to cover it.
- 3:30:09Said, Daniel. Is it what it's me?
- 3:30:12He's right. In not always gonna follow you
- 3:30:17after you're in or out of the airlock for midnight.
- 3:30:26Oh okay, I think this is my favorite Russell TV script, this
- 3:30:32all turn left, like I go back and forth.
- 3:30:34I think as a writer he's got such a Fascination, a study of
- 3:30:39people's behavior. How people Behave and just the
- 3:30:43energy of this script it goes from Comedy to horror to drama.
- 3:30:48No Tardis. No companion.
- 3:30:50One single claustrophobic setting eight characters.
- 3:30:54No fancy effects. Very little sci-fi jargon.
- 3:30:58I think we just get the Exotic sense sunlight and stuff like
- 3:31:01that. I just good old-fashioned human
- 3:31:04psychology. It's very simple idea to just
- 3:31:09repeating the lines of other characters and absorbing their
- 3:31:12very voice. And once the tension ramps up as
- 3:31:15very, very little in the way of transitioning or breaks or
- 3:31:19breaks in the action. So you're literally trapped here
- 3:31:21with these characters. So what's I'm kind of I'm
- 3:31:27already anticipating, what some of the comments are going to be
- 3:31:29where they'll say, Midnight's one of those episodes which
- 3:31:33subverts everything to show usually does and is all about
- 3:31:37how we humans are all awful. So so I mean I've talked about
- 3:31:42how much of a prick the doctor was in the sontaran two-parter
- 3:31:46and how he's the man who never would in the doctor's daughter.
- 3:31:50You think of how God like David Tennant was at the end of Series
- 3:31:553, where he was literally flying around like a superhero, and
- 3:31:59just how he is here, where they strip him of his Heroes status
- 3:32:03and he's just helpless and humiliated and, you know, the
- 3:32:08doctors supposed to be the one who takes control.
- 3:32:10He's the cleverest person in the room and that actually works
- 3:32:14against him. Here he's desperate, he's
- 3:32:16arrogant. All his usual tricks.
- 3:32:19All the things, the doctor usually does, don't work the
- 3:32:23fact that he Assumes moral superiority just because he
- 3:32:26thinks it's his right to do. So here's lazy.
- 3:32:29John Smith sued in him. It's all completely useless.
- 3:32:34And there's no monster in this. They're the the there's no
- 3:32:38monster of the week. It's this invisible unknowable
- 3:32:40force and, you know, we human beings who are the doctors
- 3:32:46favorite species who are indomitable who are?
- 3:32:48So often championed, especially in in the modern series about
- 3:32:52the world, how these amazing inspirational creatures who are
- 3:32:57capable of so much here. We're so selfish.
- 3:33:04Characters turn out to be the inverse of who they appear to
- 3:33:34be. So you have Jeffrey, you know,
- 3:33:37The Moody Moody emo teenager. He's the first person to He's
- 3:33:43the first person to be delighted at how, you know, they've broken
- 3:33:46down in the middle of nowhere and then he's the first person
- 3:33:51to rationalize the thread while the so called Professor Hobbs.
- 3:33:54He keeps denying it. You have DD who's so sweet and
- 3:33:59smart but she uses that smart brain of hers to come up with
- 3:34:03the logistics of that. Well, how can we actually throw
- 3:34:06someone overboard? You have, you know, Biff Cain
- 3:34:10and Val Kane? So you know the pool is abstract
- 3:34:14which I think it's the name of another podcast but anyway and
- 3:34:20how here's such a bully and a thug, you know he can feel the
- 3:34:24sort of the threat of violence when he when he starts getting
- 3:34:28scared and losing his mind a bit.
- 3:34:29But the two characters I want to focus on is is vowel and the
- 3:34:34hostess so Val Lindsay Colson is an absolute monster where he is
- 3:34:42She is terrified. I mean, we first meet her as
- 3:34:46just like we meet all the other characters, these kind of
- 3:34:49archetypes. So she's the, the typical mother
- 3:34:52rolling her eyes at Jeffrey. Who is it kind of embarrassed to
- 3:34:55be seen with them laughing at the family and it don't?
- 3:34:58And then you you get that first slight sliver of contempt
- 3:35:05towards Sort of challenging Authority when when Jethro asked
- 3:35:10the professor. Well, how do you know if the
- 3:35:12surface of midnight is uninhabitable or not?
- 3:35:14And she's like, always imagination, here we go.
- 3:35:17And then when the hit when the shit hits the fan, she's the
- 3:35:22very first person to escalate the situation, where, you know,
- 3:35:26how when Professor Hobbs says, well, how much are have we got
- 3:35:29left? And she's like, wait, are we
- 3:35:30running out of there and she's immediately changes what he said
- 3:35:34and and just escalates everything.
- 3:35:36And as soon as Sky Leslie, Sharps starts repeating.
- 3:35:42Everyone, she's constantly relying on everyone else, but
- 3:35:46never actually confronting Sky herself.
- 3:35:49So, she keeps telling her husband, Biff, make her stop,
- 3:35:53she's driving me mad, and she's always Shifting the, the
- 3:35:57responsibility to other people. And when the Witch Hunt starts
- 3:36:03against against the doctor, she's the one, she's the ring.
- 3:36:06Leader. She's driving the conversation.
- 3:36:08She's Whispering all these little sort of microaggressions.
- 3:36:11Oh like, you're so special. And when tenant says as it
- 3:36:15happens, yes, I am. And fueling the sort of distrust
- 3:36:21of the others against him. I still gasp actually, when the,
- 3:36:24when tenant says. I'm just, I'm just traveling.
- 3:36:27I'm just a traveler and she can immigrant like an immigrant.
- 3:36:29They, oh my God. So she needs to be right.
- 3:36:34She needs to point the finger of blame at someone and so she
- 3:36:39starts manipulating everyone around her so she insults her
- 3:36:42husband's manhood at the end where she's like, don't be so
- 3:36:44useless, do something and is so contemptuous towards her son,
- 3:36:50who when he starts getting really scared and vulnerable and
- 3:36:54she's all, you keep out of this death row.
- 3:36:55Um, you know, you saw, you saw a person, Tim didn't you don't be
- 3:36:58stupid Jeffery. Of course you did.
- 3:37:02And then when did he tries to speak out against her?
- 3:37:04She turns on her. She goes oh, you'll be you next
- 3:37:08So she so we there's a lot of out voices in this in this
- 3:37:12episode and she becomes this constant domineering voice
- 3:37:16especially when they dragged the doctor out, the door towards the
- 3:37:20end, like throwing out, get him out, throw him out.
- 3:37:23And then of course once the hostess saves the day and
- 3:37:26sacrifices herself, she has to say the line that we all
- 3:37:30remember which is I said it was her.
- 3:37:33So even then she's Shifting the blame.
- 3:37:36She wants to be on The Winning Side.
- 3:37:38She wants to be right. I was so frightening about now.
- 3:37:43She's so plausible. I think that that is such a
- 3:37:46problem. Yeah, to like that kind of
- 3:37:50panic. In that situation, I know people
- 3:37:54like that. You know, that would absolutely
- 3:37:55stop pointing the finger and stirring people up and getting
- 3:37:59people to behave violently, it's so frightening.
- 3:38:02Yeah, yeah. And one part because it doesn't
- 3:38:06she scared normal person, that's what she is.
- 3:38:11Well, this and this and this is an interesting thing.
- 3:38:12Actually, I've seen on like you you sometimes come across these
- 3:38:16Doctor Who reaction videos when they get to midnight.
- 3:38:19Sorry. No.
- 3:38:20When they get to midnight, you have all the because it's kind
- 3:38:24of performative. And they have to play a
- 3:38:26character because they're on YouTube.
- 3:38:27They, they kind of acts like all these characters are so stupid.
- 3:38:31I would never do that. And you think really go on
- 3:38:35public transport and see when a fight breaks out?
- 3:38:37And are you actually gonna step up and do something or you just
- 3:38:41gonna shrink in like everyone else's because no one wants to
- 3:38:44get involved. It's a very human reaction.
- 3:38:45It's a very instinctive reaction, I work with the
- 3:38:47public. I see it.
- 3:38:48Yeah, yeah, exactly. And he's got such a meas.
- 3:38:52Far. Um, and but the other character,
- 3:38:57of course, is the hostess so Reiki Iola, I think.
- 3:39:00Yeah. Who's brilliant?
- 3:39:01She she is really interesting how Russell writes that as sort
- 3:39:07of this key, Component to the script, where she's the one who
- 3:39:12pushes the plot along. She's the one who ramps up the
- 3:39:15tension at sort of quite specific moments.
- 3:39:18And then she does this sort of sudden about which sort of saves
- 3:39:21the day, there's someone. So Frazer talked a lot about
- 3:39:25plots in turn left and it got me thinking about this writer, this
- 3:39:30science fiction writer, who's actually called Daniel.
- 3:39:32Daniel Keyes Moran, I think who said, plot and character of
- 3:39:38virtually the same thing or something like that and I think
- 3:39:41Midnight's a great example of that because at the start of the
- 3:39:44story the hostess is like this very purely functional
- 3:39:48character. She's there to welcome the
- 3:39:50passengers, aboard the pleasure trip, you know ladies and
- 3:39:52gentlemen and variations there upon which is my favorite
- 3:39:55greeting and we can guess from the way she acts that it's not
- 3:40:00really a job, she enjoys she's a kind of an auto pilot and so
- 3:40:05when the doctor tries to engage her in conversation she kind of
- 3:40:08very polite but it weary and she just wants to get on with her
- 3:40:11job. But she notices the catchphrase,
- 3:40:14you know, Alan Z and then she says, oh fascinating, but that's
- 3:40:18a clue for later. Which is what Clues her into
- 3:40:21weight. You know, she's taking his
- 3:40:23voice. And the moment when the danger
- 3:40:27starts, that's when everyone starts acknowledging, the
- 3:40:29hostess who they didn't invite to take part in this group
- 3:40:32conversation at the beginning where they were getting friendly
- 3:40:34and she's not invited. Even the doctor doesn't invite
- 3:40:37her to take part, which I think is quite interesting and she's
- 3:40:41completely out of her death, but and she doesn't know any more
- 3:40:43than they do, but they're already pushing her into this
- 3:40:46position of authority and even blaming her a bit.
- 3:40:48There's Leslie sharp is to her don't just stand there.
- 3:40:51Telling us the rules, you're the hostess you're supposed to do
- 3:40:54something. And then of course that scene at
- 3:40:58the back of the bus, which seems to go on for about 30 minutes
- 3:41:01because it's so tense where the human characters reveal what
- 3:41:05they're thinking. And she plays this pivotal role
- 3:41:07of influencing everyone's opinion.
- 3:41:09She becomes their voice. She's the one who says or
- 3:41:13everyone else is thinking and everyone agrees.
- 3:41:15So, you know, I throw out. Yes.
- 3:41:17So would I so would I and she falls back on her job
- 3:41:20description to justify murdering Skies.
- 3:41:23So it's my job to see that this vessel is safe.
- 3:41:26And so the doctor challenges her and the group goes silent.
- 3:41:31And then she's like, yeah, I would throw someone actually
- 3:41:33someone. I actually she doubles down on
- 3:41:35it and everyone probably go for, you know, every time she does
- 3:41:39that say It's, it's insane. And um, the the Yeah, it's it's
- 3:41:49this kind of false loyalty that they this woman that they never
- 3:41:52paid attention to. And suddenly, because she's
- 3:41:55voicing Their Fear, they, they kind of latch onto her not out
- 3:42:00of respect, but out of fear, a word for David Tennant.
- 3:42:04Because I mean, I I've talked about him, but I haven't
- 3:42:07actually talked about its performance.
- 3:42:08I mean, he's on fire here. It's is, you know, the
- 3:42:11arrogance, the ego, the Glee that we see in all the other
- 3:42:14doctor whose stories when he discovers danger.
- 3:42:17But here, it's just because it's written in slightly different
- 3:42:20way and you've got other characters reacting in a
- 3:42:23different way to it, and because he doesn't have a companion to
- 3:42:26bounce off of. it just becomes very Annoying.
- 3:42:32And Yeah. And and so when he's slowly
- 3:42:39being taken over by the the know the unknowable entity towards
- 3:42:43the end, he is like he's acting twice at once because his body
- 3:42:47is saying one thing where it's sort of stiff and cold his voice
- 3:42:50is repeating but then his eyes are going like, help me help me,
- 3:42:53help me. You can just see it in his face.
- 3:42:55I don't think it's an accident. Either that, the two women of
- 3:43:00color in. The cast, are the ones who put
- 3:43:02two and two together at the end and they're dismissed and
- 3:43:05demeaned by everybody else. There's this amazing couple of
- 3:43:09shots where the hostess is in is sort of isolated alone in the
- 3:43:13frame and she tries to sort of boost DD's reasoning where
- 3:43:18Deanie Didi has come up with, you know, her Theory as to why
- 3:43:21we shouldn't trust this guy woman and all the other
- 3:43:24characters, then it cuts to a shot of all the other passengers
- 3:43:28grouped together, sort of all grouped together, all against
- 3:43:32our glaring at her. Like, you know, what do you
- 3:43:34know, fat, lot of good, you've been So they shut her down its
- 3:43:37she's others by them. It's like it's very tribal.
- 3:43:40Um, but yeah, and this comes to my third point and, which is so
- 3:43:45we although Midnight's often celebrated as oh it's such a
- 3:43:49dark doctor, whose story. It's it subverts Doctor Who and
- 3:43:53it shows humans to be awful and everything.
- 3:43:55But when the sky creature is egging on the rest of the group
- 3:44:00to throw the doctor out DD and this Hostess start behaving,
- 3:44:05like the doctor. They noticed the flaws in her
- 3:44:08reasoning. It her story.
- 3:44:10They look objectively at the evidence of evidence.
- 3:44:12It's a very sudden turnaround at the end, but because the two
- 3:44:16women of listened to what the doctors been saying all through
- 3:44:19the episode. It's it's very crucial.
- 3:44:22So when, when the hostess sacrifices herself, you can read
- 3:44:26it sort of several ways, maybe she's still clinging to her Duty
- 3:44:30as a professional maybe she feels guilty because she stoked
- 3:44:34tensions against the doctor earlier, or you can see it as
- 3:44:37just the series itself, going back to its basic shape of the
- 3:44:42story needs someone to be the doctor.
- 3:44:46And if he's out of action or if he's usual strategies, don't
- 3:44:50work. Someone else has to step up just
- 3:44:52like rose did in the Christmas Invasion, just like she did in
- 3:44:55turn left as we've discussed just like Martha did in last of
- 3:44:58the time Lords. So it's almost like the very
- 3:45:01presence of the doctor, inspires, even the most scared,
- 3:45:07Prejudice people to be better, people to be brave to be smart
- 3:45:11to give up their lives to save others and the tragedy of it is
- 3:45:16that she's Never. Recognized for it because she
- 3:45:20dies and no one even remembers their name, her name.
- 3:45:24Sorry. And so in a way it proves why
- 3:45:29the doctor loves humans so much and the there's that
- 3:45:34determination to find the heroic in the, in the everyday, which
- 3:45:39is what Doctor Who is all about. So in trying to be the most
- 3:45:43undoctor, whose story ever, it actually is just another example
- 3:45:48of what doctor who celebrates. So they go now.
- 3:45:53Tell me I'm wrong. Oh Fraser well I'm not gonna
- 3:45:59tell you you're wrong. Let's see if anyone in the
- 3:46:01comments is. Paul's mine starts us off.
- 3:46:06He says. My favorite new, Who episode
- 3:46:09David Tennant does, some does some times get criticism for his
- 3:46:14performance. But in this story, he is
- 3:46:15magnificent very scary and claustrophobic amazing.
- 3:46:21Big orange. Michael is back in our favors.
- 3:46:24He says, if not for Blink, this would be the best companion
- 3:46:27light episode of the RTD era. And actually showcased that
- 3:46:31feels like classic Who imagination of fills in the
- 3:46:33blanks in ways affects never can in all the right ways, keep it.
- 3:46:42You got your fun fair. And Jim's Lock James.
- 3:46:49Only person in the world. Who doesn't love midnight?
- 3:46:51Know you're not James. No, he's not.
- 3:46:53I can see. It's obviously he's because not
- 3:46:57obvious, though. But as a whole, it's like a
- 3:47:00pretentious bit of Fringe theater.
- 3:47:03One with the first Custer but still a series of tricks and
- 3:47:08effects all Sound and Fury signifying.
- 3:47:10Nothing. It's funny he mentions this
- 3:47:14French theater because there is actually in 2016.
- 3:47:17They in Australia, they did a midnight as a play, I think.
- 3:47:22Yeah. Which he can fight.
- 3:47:24I think there's a new story about it.
- 3:47:25You can find, I tried to find footage of it.
- 3:47:28I couldn't Danielle Noyes, says both brilliant and horrifying,
- 3:47:32we'd all like to think we'd be heroic in an adventure with the
- 3:47:35doctor. But how many of us would
- 3:47:37probably be like this bunch of a-holes?
- 3:47:39A clever subversion of a base Under Siege story, where the
- 3:47:43doctor isn't the Savior for once.
- 3:47:47We have a universal event next. One of the best episodes of
- 3:47:52Doctor Who ever. It's claustrophobic, it's
- 3:47:55psychological. It's very Lord of the Flies as
- 3:47:59normal people make terrible decisions because they're
- 3:48:02frightened and the doctor without his voice.
- 3:48:05Terrifying. Oh dear, Paul Quinn.
- 3:48:08Oh here we go. Midnight.
- 3:48:11Joins the pantheon of beloved doctor whose stories that leave
- 3:48:14me cold, even more overrated than human nature, family of
- 3:48:19blood which are about. Yeah, it'll be new you next.
- 3:48:24It doesn't at least have the doctors punishment of the family
- 3:48:28and Jones joined the races. I feel midnight is a cramp cheap
- 3:48:33production. Who script needs a further edit?
- 3:48:36All we're not talking about human nature.
- 3:48:39Fight you've had that opportunity?
- 3:48:40Can we just exercise the word cheap from from vocabulary?
- 3:48:45Like it's Doctor Who it's cheap. Of course.
- 3:48:48It's cheap. Oh, loves Underworld for.
- 3:48:50Fuck sakes. All the best people do anyhow.
- 3:48:56Kevin's, keeps it simple. Simple.
- 3:49:00But scary Oscar Groucho is back. Doing his wonderfully, poetic
- 3:49:06reading Samuel Beckett, play wrapped in genre, trappings some
- 3:49:11of rtd's most nuanced character work and an entirely masterful
- 3:49:15deconstruction of the lead, more in common with Rod Sterling and
- 3:49:20Terry Nation. Gosh, muck Lee Newby comes along
- 3:49:24to see a midnight is arguably the Masterpiece of the RTD era.
- 3:49:28A perfectly pitched horror story of how paranoia and fear make
- 3:49:32people in the monsters, played out with Incredible, sound
- 3:49:35design and editing in two of the best performances in the show
- 3:49:39from tenant and sharp. It.
- 3:49:42Who did my commentary on this? Says, I love the design but
- 3:49:45basically that's all I can say. It's got going for it.
- 3:49:48It's always struck me as a random group of adults arguing.
- 3:49:52And the character of Sky just looks like a drunk lady in the
- 3:49:55corner, all so tenants starts crying at a wall like that would
- 3:50:00never did anything to you. Thanks someone has missed the
- 3:50:05point. he's a young man Fraser What about your men this
- 3:50:10evening? He's older than he is.
- 3:50:14Well, anyhow Paul Kresser, not a bad little claustrophobic
- 3:50:19episodes but for me, it's so far from Bean.
- 3:50:21Don't like, sorry, I've just realized the already of you
- 3:50:26saying that someone else's missed the point.
- 3:50:28Jason Thompson says, everyone says this is a classic but I
- 3:50:32can't stand it. All right, don't find people
- 3:50:35getting his people getting hysterical to be compelling to
- 3:50:38TV. Just grating to sit through, nor
- 3:50:41do I care for a script that basically says people are all
- 3:50:45spin. Throw him out.
- 3:50:48Get him out for you next. I hope the hell will be goes.
- 3:50:53Tim Carter. Nice.
- 3:50:55Contrast to the surrounding stories.
- 3:50:57There was a genuine atmosphere of dread created by a brilliant
- 3:51:00ensemble cast. I really like the way that it's
- 3:51:03not fully explained which makes it more unsettling Dolly.
- 3:51:08Mama says, midnight is one of the absolute scariest Doctor,
- 3:51:11Who episodes, mostly due to its very accurate, portrayal of
- 3:51:15human behavior. And what mentality?
- 3:51:18James had been Bennett. Doctor Who the stage play in
- 3:51:22these days, my highlight of the season.
- 3:51:25They smokes 10, shame, the humble and effect didn't last in
- 3:51:29a good guest cast. Keep.
- 3:51:32Baby. Let's be proud.
- 3:51:32A good example of what Doctor Who is capable of when it needs
- 3:51:35to save a bit of cash and isolated doctor stuck with some
- 3:51:38of the worst people, nice to see the doctors smug.
- 3:51:42Self-confidence is almost his downfall.
- 3:51:44I like the season. See that's something nice.
- 3:51:48Way of saying, cheap say cash? Yeah.
- 3:51:52Oh once again, I get the pleasure of reading and
- 3:51:56bottomless. Brilliant and correct opinions.
- 3:51:59Yes on everything a perfectly structured, Short play is
- 3:52:04cynical as anything RTD has ever written for Dr. Who while still
- 3:52:08being both funny and terrifying Leslie, Sharpe and David Tennant
- 3:52:12together. Are fucking electric turns out
- 3:52:14that the real villain was always just the people we met along the
- 3:52:17way. No, sorry.
- 3:52:19The people who read The Daily Mail.
- 3:52:21Oh, he's never been more spot on than that moment.
- 3:52:26No one every mountain today, got no.
- 3:52:30My mom does but that's she says for the entertainment and I say,
- 3:52:35okay wow, it'll be eunuchs. Oh yes.
- 3:52:43It's really special, just not one.
- 3:52:46I'd ever feel. The urge to read.
- 3:52:48Is it wrapping things up? Then it's John Arnold.
- 3:52:51RTD strips. This doctor of all his strengths
- 3:52:54in prefigures the social media era.
- 3:52:57By proving that the power of the mob is the ultimate horror
- 3:53:01Tenants descent into, powerlessness is beautifully,
- 3:53:04played and Leslie. Shock is probably the great
- 3:53:06performance of the era, so I'm going to jump in on this one.
- 3:53:11And answer. The question just asked me when
- 3:53:13we talked about to the left. Oh, what are you gonna see about
- 3:53:15midnight when it comes around? If you've just said, Find
- 3:53:20something new. I want to see exactly the same.
- 3:53:22Finally, something you Again, a real breath of fresh air from
- 3:53:28from Russell. And again, a real chance to sing
- 3:53:33the guys, praise is, I think This until next.
- 3:53:36Both feel as if he's kind of knows he's coming at the end of
- 3:53:40his own. He knows he's hard, he's he's
- 3:53:42four years and he's got a few things he wants left to see.
- 3:53:45He's got a few stories you want to Left To Tell in his kind of
- 3:53:48using the run-up at the end to do things.
- 3:53:51We want to have these what if story any wants to do something
- 3:53:56really interesting? And with some characters and it
- 3:54:01is it is a stage player and you know those austrians have got
- 3:54:05it. Absolutely right.
- 3:54:05All you need is probably half a dozen chairs.
- 3:54:07Yeah. And that's it.
- 3:54:09You don't need anything else. Just half a dozen chairs for
- 3:54:11people. That's lighting.
- 3:54:12Yeah. And you could stage this is a is
- 3:54:16a play in its just such a brilliant delve into the side
- 3:54:23key of humanity and the idea of putting, you know, offer doesn't
- 3:54:28cover as in to A tin can that you can't get out of you know
- 3:54:33could be a submarine rather than and it could have been cold war.
- 3:54:37Yeah. Oh but you know what it is is
- 3:54:43putting those characters in that City Asian and kind of seeing
- 3:54:46what develops from it you know, seeing the water and all of
- 3:54:51these characters, you know everyone of these characters is
- 3:54:55a bit of a Architect. But they are all fleshed out.
- 3:54:59See the don't feel like that you've have that wonderful
- 3:55:03beginning where the doctor kind of rotates around them.
- 3:55:09At the start of the trip and he has a little moment with each
- 3:55:12one, which gives you so much depth and so much character.
- 3:55:14That's that's what Russell does really well, isn't?
- 3:55:17He gives us capture death and sometimes it can feel a little
- 3:55:21bit sort of exposition Overlord. That's what he's doing.
- 3:55:26Yeah. But with real economy, he's just
- 3:55:27setting up the character so that when the Bus stops.
- 3:55:33And when they stopped turning on each other and stop turning on
- 3:55:36the doctor, you've got a lot of lot of depth.
- 3:55:43Your butt. That thing, whatever it is,
- 3:55:49killed the driver, and the mechanic.
- 3:55:52And I don't think she's finished yet.
- 3:55:53She can't even move Joe. And she killed Claude and when
- 3:55:59that she still doing it, just stop it.
- 3:56:01Stop talking, stop me. The doors.
- 3:56:09No one is getting thrown. Out.
- 3:56:20Yes, we can because there's an air pressure seal.
- 3:56:24Like, when you open the cabin door, you won't pulled out.
- 3:56:26You had a couple of seconds because it takes the pressure.
- 3:56:28All about six seconds to collapse what?
- 3:56:30Six seconds exactly. That's enough time to throw
- 3:56:34someone out. Just outside.
- 3:56:39I don't know. But she's got a body now.
- 3:56:41It was certainly kill the physical.
- 3:56:42No one is killing anyone. I wouldn't risk the Covenant or
- 3:56:46twice but we need to do is come inside to discover us and what's
- 3:56:54it? This little bunch of humans.
- 3:56:58What do you mount it? Murder.
- 3:57:01This is where you decide you decide who you are.
- 3:57:04Could you actually murder any of you?
- 3:57:08Really. Are you better than that?
- 3:57:22I do it. So would I only I think we
- 3:57:25should, I think Scott has all this sort of past history.
- 3:57:29She mentions like this, you know, this relationship.
- 3:57:30She's just got out but then that suddenly takes quite a sort of
- 3:57:34scary turn where, you know, she thinks the entities coming for
- 3:57:38her and then she's like, she said, she'd get me.
- 3:57:40Yeah, it's a copy. It's I mean it's it's just so I
- 3:57:49think a Mercury put together and the character work for the
- 3:57:54script and the the direction and you know, every Doctor, Who
- 3:58:00Needs a trout, and we've got two in this one and I'll just
- 3:58:03troughton who we discussed when we talked about the doctors
- 3:58:06daughter and how all of us sudden she goes from that to
- 3:58:10this and what an upgrade, what an upgrade.
- 3:58:13I mean it's such Tight claustrophobic set but she makes
- 3:58:17such good use of it. She finds an angle in pretty
- 3:58:22much every corner. Every inch of that set is
- 3:58:26exports. You never actually feel You
- 3:58:30know, like it is just a stage play even though it really is.
- 3:58:32You know, it's just always a different angle there, the
- 3:58:36lighting that goes on here, especially of them sky.
- 3:58:40And you know, when she's at the front of the bus, having been
- 3:58:43possessed by the creature and then when she's at the back and
- 3:58:46she's laughing more, and she's lit, you know, lot brighter than
- 3:58:52everyone else and and the frame and if David Tennant at the end,
- 3:58:57yes, he's crying at the wall head, but crying at the wall,
- 3:59:00he's crying because he is absolutely powerless at that
- 3:59:03moment. He is you know, singing
- 3:59:06Everything stripped from him. He is in the verge of getting
- 3:59:09chucked out. And there's not one thing he can
- 3:59:10do about it every bit of arrogance.
- 3:59:13Every bit of Eagle, everything has been stripped from him and
- 3:59:16David attendance before and it's not seen is is just so
- 3:59:21masterful, we forget, What was going on at the store?
- 3:59:25We forget day of attendant was winning Awards year after year.
- 3:59:28It was buffed after buffed. Her doctor who was win and
- 3:59:31buffed her after this shows. You exactly why.
- 3:59:34It's, none of the teeth good. And An amazing people have
- 3:59:40anything. It's stuff like this, which he
- 3:59:42can really, really do. He's always matched by Leslie.
- 3:59:45Sharp literally face to face. He's she's matching him and, you
- 3:59:50know, so she doesn't get enough plot.
- 3:59:51It's really for doing that. But it's so scary.
- 3:59:55And where did the scares come from?
- 3:59:58The scare you initially think is just this thing, which is
- 4:00:02knocking. On the tin can.
- 4:00:04Yeah. And it's knocking like please
- 4:00:06let me in it's not in 14 you know, so much and You know, you
- 4:00:13think that's the monster in the monster comes inside and then
- 4:00:16you everyone says, oh it's the monster isn't Sky.
- 4:00:21The monster is the other characters, they become the
- 4:00:24monster but that's not what scary.
- 4:00:26What is scary is, what happens with the doctor, how impotent
- 4:00:31the doctor becomes the doctor, loses his biggest weapon, which
- 4:00:36is his words. He loses his voice, his words
- 4:00:40get turned against him. The doctor is the man that goes
- 4:00:45in as an inch of every situation.
- 4:00:46And one of the shortcomings of the modern series is that it's
- 4:00:50had a really accelerate how that happens.
- 4:00:52So we now have psychic paper that the doctor walks in and
- 4:00:55flashes. Sega Pitman says I am x y z.
- 4:00:58So I am automatically in the position of authority that the
- 4:01:01classic series would take one or two episodes and have that
- 4:01:04luxury of taking a bit of time to have to establish.
- 4:01:06Now we walk straight in. So what Russell is do we now is
- 4:01:10a very series one thing where he takes these tropes, those
- 4:01:13cliches, or whatever these things that we just take for
- 4:01:16granted in this series and hold them up and says actually you
- 4:01:21know, that's That's it is exactly what it is.
- 4:01:24Now, it's, it's a cliche, she says, right?
- 4:01:26Okay, so let's take that away from the doctor.
- 4:01:28Let's have the doctor in a situation where he is not in
- 4:01:31command where he has to convince these people that years and he
- 4:01:35can't do it. He that point where he shouts
- 4:01:37because I'm clever. Yeah, they lose all respect for
- 4:01:41him after that and it's it's such a well scripted.
- 4:01:46Well acted, well directed, well performed seen that.
- 4:01:48You kills you. It really chills you when when
- 4:01:51you realize and the characters reaction to as well, and that's
- 4:01:55the really scary. We think it is that the doctor
- 4:01:58at the end with out any and hope without anything that can stop
- 4:02:04them. Other than The hostess in the
- 4:02:07end who twigs and it's just perfect.
- 4:02:10It's brilliant. It's it's pure, pure drama and I
- 4:02:15love it. It's, you could say, it's
- 4:02:18multiple then. It is, you don't worry about the
- 4:02:22impotence. I do agree with is terrifying.
- 4:02:25I find the mob mentality and the fear in the crowd more
- 4:02:30terrifying, because that is a situation.
- 4:02:33I could find myself in and I have been in and I agree with
- 4:02:38that. But I think the really scary
- 4:02:40thing is, you expect that it's not a surprise, it's not
- 4:02:43expected from a doctor who story though, notice this intimate.
- 4:02:47And but I do I expect that from a drama.
- 4:02:50But what I don't expect us to have the doctor.
- 4:02:52This person who 60 years has been that savior that hero, that
- 4:02:58myth or whatever, that Focus, the one that always gets you out
- 4:03:02the trouble. I, I don't expect the doctor to
- 4:03:05be sore. Hopeless, so power.
- 4:03:09That's what frog in a pan and a slowly turning the heater.
- 4:03:12That that's what makes it really how awful for me.
- 4:03:16Really scary for me is, is just that You know, the the one
- 4:03:21person, the one person you can rely on can't do anything.
- 4:03:26That's, that's the real scare for me.
- 4:03:27Oh, you do battle me a little bit, you know?
- 4:03:29Because, you know, you say at the very start of series 4,
- 4:03:33right? You know, but the weakest David
- 4:03:34Tennant season and yet you put through partners in crime, you
- 4:03:38eventually put through files upon pay.
- 4:03:39You put through this on Toronto, you put through the doctors
- 4:03:42daughter. You put through the silence
- 4:03:44Library, Forest of the Dead. You put through turn left and
- 4:03:47midnight and the stolen Earth and Journeys end.
- 4:03:50I mean, yeah, that week is it. Yeah, but just imagine what
- 4:03:54would happen to have his own three?
- 4:03:55Would you put for everything? Simply.
- 4:04:01I mean see he's too. I mean that is I think Siri is
- 4:04:04my favorite. I think that is the one that I
- 4:04:06enjoy the most. I think objectively speaking the
- 4:04:09strongest Stories on CBS 2. Oh sorry.
- 4:04:13Okay and yeah I mean this this one came in my top 60 which I
- 4:04:22finely enough haven't mentioned so she should absolutely go and
- 4:04:25read and check out me. And plug. but the one of the
- 4:04:32stories in series 2 did end up in the top five.
- 4:04:36In fact it was the third three. So anyhow, we're not talking
- 4:04:41about Series 2. We're not talking about
- 4:04:42seriously, we are talking about series 4.
- 4:04:43We have got two votes to keep midnight.
- 4:04:46So I know how this thing usually goes.
- 4:04:49I see something's my favorite and I really love it and
- 4:04:52someone's got to come along and see it dog shit.
- 4:04:55So, oh go on the jewel. Well, I was going to actually
- 4:04:59and I was gonna be really contrary.
- 4:05:01This was one of the ones, I was gonna literally called Mitchell.
- 4:05:04And if Masterpiece, one of the scariest bits of Doctor Who ever
- 4:05:09and I was gonna be really mean, and just to see your reaction, I
- 4:05:13was gonna kick it out, because I've got a feeling that
- 4:05:15somebody's fine, gentleman. Going off to me are gonna kick
- 4:05:17it out and then to see if we could actually get this gun.
- 4:05:20However, Two things, one is cute.
- 4:05:24Both just gave such a brilliant readings on this.
- 4:05:27I mean, I can't possibly not have egg on my face.
- 4:05:30If I try and pin this after, what you two have just said,
- 4:05:33two, I absolutely adore this episode.
- 4:05:37And three, if I put this through, I am responsible as the
- 4:05:42third vote of five for putting through every single fucking
- 4:05:46episode in series 4. So it is a masterpiece.
- 4:05:51It is beautiful acted. It is beautiful.
- 4:05:53And the I find I find the whole sequence where Leslie sharp
- 4:05:59turns round and our eyes are darting around the room with all
- 4:06:02those lights on Earth. So scary, Lindsey Coulson, I
- 4:06:07think is the scariest thing in the whole story.
- 4:06:09How she's doing because everything you said, Daniel,
- 4:06:11absolutely everything. She is, fucking chilling.
- 4:06:14It's like my mother in this scene, you know?
- 4:06:16Anyway, that's enough of my problems.
- 4:06:19Um, yeah, wonderful. Glorious and absolute
- 4:06:22Masterpiece with Solace at the library, through to the stolen
- 4:06:26Earth. Let's push Journeys into one
- 4:06:28side. That is a five episode punch,
- 4:06:31punch, punch, punch, punch punch, possibly the best run of
- 4:06:34Doctor, Who episodes of all time.
- 4:06:36Would you say He talked to who I would.
- 4:06:43Absolutely would that's me. Yes, Masterpiece let's do it.
- 4:06:47So you go in your face of Gregory, there were good.
- 4:06:50Then yes you did. So you're gonna surprise us
- 4:06:52tonight. So there we go.
- 4:06:53So surprises. I'll put everything for okay and
- 4:06:58we'll go with Lee next. Okay.
- 4:07:02But we'll start by saying James Lark to quote the face of ball.
- 4:07:05You are not alone. Oh, Okay, it's midnight.
- 4:07:13So it's time to call last orders on this story.
- 4:07:17Point number one, giving midnight the push.
- 4:07:21Choosing a condemned this story. That's not to say it's entirely
- 4:07:24without Merit. Let's start by taking a look at
- 4:07:27the template that the supporting characters about from here.
- 4:07:30A person surrounded by people. They don't really trust that
- 4:07:34seemingly have a fixation with the doctor and an enclosed space
- 4:07:37from which the first thing they want to do is escape from now.
- 4:07:41We can all identify with this. We've all met Gina convention.
- 4:07:46Good point. Good stories.
- 4:07:48What run you clever boy from that.
- 4:07:57She literally is Aaron Aveda. Pictures were people.
- 4:07:59So to the next part, whatever you next He could, please. shape
- 4:08:07for My template, you have to you have the opportunity to do
- 4:08:12almost anything in terms of character.
- 4:08:14But midnight blows it by having everyone be exactly the person
- 4:08:18you'd moved downstairs on the busy avoid We have an actual
- 4:08:22doctor, son playing a professor who's in the short of a billy
- 4:08:25towards these companion know. Don't speak to the man, carry
- 4:08:29this, select the right slide and so on, never give another space
- 4:08:32to be your own person and helping us unraveling situation
- 4:08:36and the family consisting of an angry version of Clive from
- 4:08:40Rose. Carol Jackson from EastEnders
- 4:08:42being well Carol, Jackson from East then there's and their son
- 4:08:47Doctor, Who is teenage holiday cover.
- 4:08:54Only a couple person and amongst all of them is the
- 4:08:57aforementioned DD, why was scared?
- 4:08:59She's not as reactionary as the others and even has a moment to
- 4:09:03shine confiding in the doctor that her paper on the Lost Moon
- 4:09:06of push, God or posting with Professor Hobbs touch, your
- 4:09:10doctor suggests that one day, she'll have a great discovery
- 4:09:12named after her. So if that means, with a note,
- 4:09:16being better to have DD making the discovery about sky at the
- 4:09:19end of the episode and sacrifice and her herself, they take the
- 4:09:23picture of rather than the hostess.
- 4:09:25The try and emotional beat in the aftermath of all this with
- 4:09:28no one being able to recall the hostess his name.
- 4:09:31But I'm more emotional wall could have been delivered by the
- 4:09:34person that's overlooked and spoken down to being the one
- 4:09:37figured out the situation and then lay down the life.
- 4:09:40The resolve it. This is terrified enough.
- 4:09:44You want us to watch a child commits suicide Yeah, I would
- 4:09:50have shot the professor up, wouldn't it?
- 4:09:51Yeah, see. So that way at the end of the
- 4:09:55doctor warning, the Leisure Palace company to abandon
- 4:09:58midnight, altogether. It could have asked him to
- 4:10:00rename the planet and her owner bringing her story full circle
- 4:10:04within the episode. He well, he might be right.
- 4:10:10A slightly worse version of this episode because STDs world, we
- 4:10:15just live in it. It's shy interference.
- 4:10:17Yeah. Point number two, not four times
- 4:10:21on this feeling. If you want me.
- 4:10:24The monster now I will admit they've done the right thing and
- 4:10:27not visualizing it in any way. Keeping it out of sight and not
- 4:10:30tangible, doesn't make it scary. I trickler from the corner of
- 4:10:34the, if the beeping angels and blink But once the creature
- 4:10:38makes its way inside the plot and seems to forget about it as
- 4:10:41an entity in itself. True, we see it learning
- 4:10:44mimicking but for end whenever we get clearance of the
- 4:10:48motivations at the creature, what is called ultimately is
- 4:10:52Fine. Leave something to the
- 4:10:54imagination but also gets some sort of a nest to water actually
- 4:10:57wants. Once the enters, the cabin, all
- 4:11:01we end up with this and outtake from inside the actor Studio,
- 4:11:03where we're getting to see two actors setting technical Beats
- 4:11:06by being able to see their lines at exactly the same time.
- 4:11:11And Surround off point number three, a blinking shape, we've
- 4:11:16now had a pattern and Doctor, Who at this stage with the
- 4:11:18production schedule, necessitating, a couple of skill
- 4:11:20down episodes of season to battle.
- 4:11:22Actor, burnout virtual, but just to put your teeth in a credible
- 4:11:27effect last season with link, Midnight is Russell T Davis
- 4:11:31watching that episode thinking well the bit of that, but
- 4:11:34somehow feeling to include the invention subtlety chills of
- 4:11:37flair of the stories light predecessor.
- 4:11:41So I can find space with an enemy.
- 4:11:43That's the visible not signaling, his intention should
- 4:11:46be terrifically scary, but here is drowned out in a sea of
- 4:11:49beckering and shouting. Now, I get that the natural
- 4:11:52human response and a situation like this with b and they never
- 4:11:55speak to be panicky. But my God, take the screaming
- 4:11:59down or Notch. Make it tense.
- 4:12:01Make it creepy. Don't make it sound like
- 4:12:04chucking out time at the office in tone.
- 4:12:07I don't predictable dial down freight works so much better.
- 4:12:10That's why we've been Angels but the success they were and
- 4:12:13despite Leslie shops, best efforts, any of that attention
- 4:12:16is spoiled by mass shrieking, Scared panicky, yet quite a
- 4:12:21reaction to events from the passengers on board would have
- 4:12:24elevated the freight here. But instead it disappears under
- 4:12:27the chaos talking about listening on you it's the same
- 4:12:32set piece but fuck. What happens is, why?
- 4:12:36But I said it does disappear. The chaos reduce this episode,
- 4:12:39nothing more than a 45 minute argument and saying the
- 4:12:42stationary cupboard, as Joe has said, midnight Midnight, more
- 4:12:47like the greatest respect for you or opinion but what allowed
- 4:12:56a dog shit? And the volume and the chaos.
- 4:13:05It's all scary, right? It's Just so irrational.
- 4:13:08That's what we would be isn't it?
- 4:13:10If you're in that live with that situation you'd be screaming
- 4:13:12your bloody head off. But also, I can understand
- 4:13:15people not wanting to watch, you know, EastEnders Brawl for five
- 4:13:19minutes as well. So fair enough.
- 4:13:21But I think it's the interesting thing that I was you know this
- 4:13:24is the cheap episode isn't it? This is the cheap the cheapest
- 4:13:27this is the one to save a bit of of cash, right?
- 4:13:30Just doesn't make you So no, I mean, I was, that's, that's yes,
- 4:13:35we're saying, save a bit of cash, instead of cheap money.
- 4:13:38So, when you it's not cheap, a technically this such Flair in
- 4:13:43the direction. Exactly.
- 4:13:44Exactly. I mean there's, you know,
- 4:13:46there's that the scenes where the shield is opened in and you
- 4:13:50see in midnight and it's all CGI.
- 4:13:52And it's yeah, it's it's it's you know, CJ 20, odd years ago,
- 4:13:56but it's still you know impressive.
- 4:13:58And you think if this is the cheap one again it kind of lends
- 4:14:02itself to how big this show was at the time that you know, the
- 4:14:09The money that's been invested in the cheap episode could
- 4:14:12probably power the more one of the more expensive ones nowadays
- 4:14:16but well, that bit where they, they closed.
- 4:14:18They have to close the shutter. You're gonna say that.
- 4:14:21Yeah, and mechanic the mechanic clawed, he's he sees something
- 4:14:25and, you know, you couldn't go for a frame by frame.
- 4:14:28You don't see anything I've tried.
- 4:14:30Just gonna, yeah, special effects where where?
- 4:14:33Oh, bugger it's cold. I think the what that moment
- 4:14:37does it sort of teach you how to watch the episode.
- 4:14:40So like when the all the repeating stuff happens, you'll
- 4:14:43then sort of looking like well is it going to appear?
- 4:14:46Is it not you know who's Allegiance is with me, it makes
- 4:14:49you pay attention. I think it's the sort of like
- 4:14:51pay attention. So I just episode like Tons of
- 4:14:56times. So many times, my heart was
- 4:14:58racing watching this a couple of weeks ago.
- 4:15:00She's growing in strength. It's not what I said.
- 4:15:03I want to go home. Sorry, I want to be safe when we
- 4:15:18get back to the base, I'll be there to contain it so far.
- 4:15:21He's just standing at the back with the rest of us.
- 4:15:23She's dangerous. It's my job to see this vessel
- 4:15:26is safe. We should get rid of her now, I
- 4:15:29think. Oh,
- 4:15:40Jethro, what do you say? Killing anyone.
- 4:15:43Thank you. He's just a boy.
- 4:15:44What Swan and get a vote there. Is an event it's not happening
- 4:15:47ever. If you try to throw her out that
- 4:15:51door, you'll have to get past me first.
- 4:15:56Okay. Oh, you've been stupid.
- 4:16:00Just think about it. Could you actually take hold of
- 4:16:03someone and some of them out of that door, call me a coward you
- 4:16:06in charge anyway. I'm sorry.
- 4:16:08You're a doctor of what exactly rest of you just.
- 4:16:20My friend. What were you saying this?
- 4:16:30Oh yes. Be.
- 4:16:39Alright. I'm interested.
- 4:16:40Yes, I can't help it because whatever's inside her is brand
- 4:16:44new and that's fascinating. You all on your own before all
- 4:16:49the trouble right to the front, you were talking to that Sky
- 4:16:52woman, the two of you together. I saw you.
- 4:16:54Well, we all, did you enter the cabin?
- 4:16:56What are you saying to her? I was just humans, like, you're
- 4:17:00not one of us opened up the wire that was after.
- 4:17:06How did you know what to do? Because I'm clever, serious
- 4:17:11effect on me when I'm watching it, something something about
- 4:17:14the the crowd that's lost control is a deep, a deep fear
- 4:17:20of mine. I think.
- 4:17:23Yeah, yeah. So I think it's happened to all
- 4:17:26of us in some way, you know, where you lose, you lose the
- 4:17:28room, you know, or you lose the, you know, not a podcast yet, but
- 4:17:34at least we could all just press stop, you know.
- 4:17:37Right. We've got one last opinion here.
- 4:17:39So right here you go out. Oh yeah, look.
- 4:17:44Um so I feel like midnight. It's all about isolation in a
- 4:17:48way. You know, I thought most the
- 4:17:49characters are deprived of something I believe you know
- 4:17:54like the midnight entity will get first goes for sky but I
- 4:17:57feel like he's the most like emotionally vulnerable out of a
- 4:17:59lot, you know? She needed her own space and as
- 4:18:04I say that she's on the other end of the fucking Galaxy or
- 4:18:06whatever or and when when it's kind of come from She's said
- 4:18:11she'd get me it's coming from me and then when the midnight
- 4:18:15entity switches over to the doctor, that's when the doctors
- 4:18:17is most vulnerable after he's being ganged up on and
- 4:18:20everything like that, you know, we've got these Bus full of
- 4:18:23people who just don't want to talk to, they're just want to
- 4:18:26stay with their own cells and it's not until this.
- 4:18:30Completely overstimulating Entertainment System, get shot
- 4:18:33off. You guys will just have to talk
- 4:18:35to each other instead as if this is Always like, ah, it's all
- 4:18:42about talking, isn't it about talking?
- 4:18:44Yeah, now to die right on the train.
- 4:18:48If we all, let's all talk, all right?
- 4:18:51And again, with the deprivation thing that always Crossing
- 4:18:56midnight, but never touching it, you know, no one's ever actually
- 4:18:58sets thought on this place or seen it.
- 4:19:01With their own raw eyes outside of, but not behind a pane of
- 4:19:06thick. Hypo glass.
- 4:19:09Whatever it's called space glass.
- 4:19:10Yeah. Oh I like space glass.
- 4:19:15Yeah. All like she's got my voice.
- 4:19:18She's got my words, you know, it's like stealing your identity
- 4:19:21and the only like thing you have To hold in this kind of
- 4:19:27situation, is your own mind and that's that's being just sucked
- 4:19:32out of you there and the feeding off of fear.
- 4:19:35You know it's it's knowing so much to manipulate these people
- 4:19:38just say the right words to get more words at these people that
- 4:19:42can just kind of feast upon and there's no physical threat
- 4:19:46either. It's a woman standing in a
- 4:19:47corner just not blinking. She doesn't blinking, it's true.
- 4:19:52Yeah. Doesn't blink.
- 4:19:53That's why I pay attention this time.
- 4:19:55She doesn't blink until it like goes over to the doctor.
- 4:19:58Um don't think that's if it wasn't for tight.
- 4:20:05Internal left. Sharp would have the season as
- 4:20:08the baby. Yeah.
- 4:20:09Oh you love that. They're where she she like
- 4:20:12Lindsay, coulson's crying. And she you can hear Sky crawl.
- 4:20:16Crying off off camera and they don't show it.
- 4:20:19But the best is I She deserves, whatever of Wars we can give up
- 4:20:26for just that bit with the pie. Oh yeah.
- 4:20:28Oh yeah the square root of Pi is 7654 Oh, when I think we never
- 4:20:37learn the students' name, of course of your.
- 4:20:40Just a uniform in this kind of things.
- 4:20:42You know, I've had to work fucking shity jobs where you're
- 4:20:46just treated like a Well, you're just a service, aren't you?
- 4:20:49You and I guess. And what was saying earlier, is
- 4:20:54she closes herself? Or she's on autopilot.
- 4:20:56She's really care about her job. She's just going through the
- 4:20:59motions and, you know the doctor guys.
- 4:21:01Oh, and see more to finish. He's like, oh whatever.
- 4:21:03Oh, everyone's just so closed off.
- 4:21:07And that's how this thing gets in.
- 4:21:10And even this, I'll guess I'll just work the midnight entity
- 4:21:14even that's so lonely and so isolated.
- 4:21:16Like I can't help but feel like it's gone there because it just
- 4:21:20needs someone, you know, I feel like a little strange sort of
- 4:21:24like sympathy for it. They have that description at
- 4:21:28the end where she says, you know, body so hot full of blood
- 4:21:31and pain Society, you know, Because we don't get all the
- 4:21:35backstory, you can absolutely give it that reading.
- 4:21:38Exactly. No one looks into the doctor's
- 4:21:42eyes afterwards, if you know this, they look at him.
- 4:21:45Yeah. No.
- 4:21:46That are, they can't meet him in the eye, which is, I guess, is
- 4:21:49that's cool because they're all about the eyes and the eyes
- 4:21:52earlier, And I just have to say completely unrelated but I just
- 4:21:57fucking love Jeff, bro. Six six, he's a completely.
- 4:22:00Okay, we've broken down in the middle of nowhere.
- 4:22:03Not who's there. And then of course everyone's
- 4:22:10already said the best line in it.
- 4:22:11The pool is that of course. Yes.
- 4:22:15Going in a course coming in. It's good.
- 4:22:18I've never, I've never Felt some Pasco of a character more than
- 4:22:25the moment where the doctor goes.
- 4:22:26Oh, I guess it's not contained paying out and then the
- 4:22:31stewardess goes, enjoy your flights.
- 4:22:33Oh, that's every day for me. Oh, okay.
- 4:22:43There we go. Then, so we did it.
- 4:22:46Yeah, the Journey's End. By my Reckoning, we have been
- 4:22:52talking for about 10 hours about 10.
- 4:22:53Doctors this Endless Night. I'm half delirious but we have
- 4:22:59one last test to do. We need to sort out all these
- 4:23:03stories and we need to pick it. No, it's impossible.
- 4:23:06Well, it's got to be done so crank up the camp, music, camp
- 4:23:12music, go and we will move on into round two.
- 4:23:17So formatted, are you kidding me in the morning and we're coming
- 4:23:24around to, so, yeah, and it's very straightforward.
- 4:23:27The first story with that went through its gonna face off
- 4:23:30against the third, the second against the fourth and the fifth
- 4:23:33against lust. All, that means first, that
- 4:23:42means up first, we need to decide, which do we prefer
- 4:23:47Stolen Earth in Journey's, End or the unicorn and the wasp.
- 4:23:54He went straight in Earth, and I am gonna join you there.
- 4:23:57Yeah, me too. Don't know for sure Chuck's
- 4:24:00outfit. Lee.
- 4:24:05Bank on the strength of the first episode of the one that's
- 4:24:08going to be. Yeah.
- 4:24:08Whatever. And John is ends.
- 4:24:09There's nothing James and Daniel.
- 4:24:12Yeah. Oh the doctor's secret army, if
- 4:24:20the children of time. Jack Harper, what's the story
- 4:24:27will still win? I bought one of you will die.
- 4:24:39If we really ought to leave this tonight if anyone can think of
- 4:24:42an Agatha Christie book title, which might smoke that.
- 4:24:46Yes, so the unicorn of the boss ointment with death death comes
- 4:24:53at the end on it goes out which leads to The next selection
- 4:24:59which is excited in the library for the dead against turn left.
- 4:25:04Oh, left, he's been left. Late Tom left, he's got left and
- 4:25:13left, Daniel. oh, so hard because I mean, It's not the
- 4:25:23story I'd watch every day. There's more like I've had a
- 4:25:26long day. I watched her left.
- 4:25:28But yeah, fuck it turn left. Turn left on my choices.
- 4:25:34Well, you That is the one that goes through.
- 4:25:39I mean, you all find you. which means we now have The future is
- 4:25:48changing stolen Earth in Journey's End versus turn left.
- 4:25:52Turn left. Turn left.
- 4:25:55Anyone in turn left. Oh, No means it was always gonna
- 4:26:09come for this. Midnight gentleman, alternative.
- 4:26:19Midnight. Oh, on for midnight I will
- 4:26:23repeat midnight. Oh good night.
- 4:26:26Late. Let's kind of waiting for this
- 4:26:28moment so I could factor a drawing.
- 4:26:29But my choice is going to be done.
- 4:26:31Left, has to be turn left. No ways is going.
- 4:26:35I'm too left to for midnight and please nice guy from Midnight.
- 4:26:42Yeah, it is. It's the best one ridiculous
- 4:26:48decision. We've got to remember, is my the
- 4:26:51second place is go through as well.
- 4:26:53So don't worry, all right. It's still got a hope to win.
- 4:26:58Can I know that point, but everything I said a bit
- 4:27:00midnight, was a liar. to the grand finale of season 4, which
- 4:27:13is Midnight Midnight. So we've got one vote for
- 4:27:29midnight from here and Daniel midnight.
- 4:27:38Teeth, right? So if you haven't voted
- 4:27:43midnight, Daniel I'm really very tired.
- 4:27:46I was of midnight, the fires of midnight, so midnight, Midnight.
- 4:27:54Joe, midnight lie. I think about what I said.
- 4:28:01I think it's a bag of crap. File a homepage.
- 4:28:03You could try it. I am voting midnight as well.
- 4:28:10Good night. Fantastic.
- 4:28:12Is he up by Julie elected. Series 4 Strictly Come hamster.
- 4:28:54Here, I worthy winner. Here installing.
- 4:29:00Yeah. Did it.
- 4:29:01The last few years have taught us anything?
- 4:29:02The thing is Julia like they did not always the best choice as
- 4:29:05well. Well that's true.
- 4:29:07That is true. Oh gentlemen, what can I say?
- 4:29:12What can I say? Other than thank you.
- 4:29:13It's sorry for putting is a winner.
- 4:29:18You know, Serious Force. Now come out at 9 hours worth of
- 4:29:22fantastic. Worth it.
- 4:29:25Remember not GX video came up with who the fuck?
- 4:29:29It's got the tapeless. Oh, five people always listen to
- 4:29:38the end, no matter how long they are.
- 4:29:39God bless those people you need to get a life.
- 4:29:45Oh, they're the ones are listening to fans.
- 4:29:47Yeah, I got a lot of gardening to do something a lot.
- 4:29:50I mean, at least they can split the listening.
- 4:29:52We've just started the city of God.
- 4:29:54Yeah, right here, zombie right now.
- 4:29:57Oh, okay. Again, thank you so much
- 4:30:02gentlemen, for your time. It's so appreciated that you've
- 4:30:05given so much to talk so much about this series, which I think
- 4:30:10we can. All agree is quite universally
- 4:30:13loved. Yes, and appreciate it.
- 4:30:15Thank you for leave for stirring the pot as much as you did
- 4:30:18tonight. Fabulous giant within spoon on
- 4:30:23motion all times. So we'll wrap up in the usual
- 4:30:26fashion gentlemen. If you can kindly tell our
- 4:30:28listeners where they may find you out on the webs or
- 4:30:32podcasting or anywhere else. Lee you go first.
- 4:30:38Wellness and viewers. I needed lessons that I probably
- 4:30:40know I'm wondering for the tallest box myself.
- 4:30:43Dave, and calm are back back back on, first of May on
- 4:30:47YouTube, as a beginner trial of seas, eight more money of Doctor
- 4:30:51Who we start with Terror of the Otto's for that one.
- 4:30:54I will be joined by your teams host in the City Podcast during
- 4:30:58the series and some book called cyber and I think some new to
- 4:31:02the whole podcast the game. So, you know, we'll try and
- 4:31:05change. It'll be expect.
- 4:31:06Great things of him in the future.
- 4:31:07Exactly. Yeah.
- 4:31:08Social media playing it. Just everyone just choose one on
- 4:31:35our promise you, you'll be spending the next two weeks,
- 4:31:37catching up with all the rest, so much fun.
- 4:31:40Absolutely I've ever been on where what are the house
- 4:31:45suggested they were gonna dig up more about sex?
- 4:31:49I mean that just incredible people which one of the fever?
- 4:31:52Yes. Go check out the Polish box is a
- 4:32:01fantastic laugh and he is an excellent host and producer of
- 4:32:05that and Karen. Um, you can find me on Instagram
- 4:32:09and blue sky at left-handed. Dalek So yeah, I'll be posting
- 4:32:14about just Dr. Bollocks, and overly pretentious English
- 4:32:18literature, so if you're interested in that go for it.
- 4:32:21Everyone loves to hear about Dr. Who's bollocks?
- 4:32:27Um, you can find me in the turn left Universe of Twitter at
- 4:32:33Daniel underscore rawnsley. So are a w, n s l, e, y and I'm
- 4:32:40also in the midnight, blue sky, social media platform under the
- 4:32:45same handle and we talked a lot about kissing during this
- 4:32:49podcast. So, speaking of which, I wrote a
- 4:32:54Target style novelization of the Doctor Who's Story New Earth,
- 4:32:58where there's a new chapter, which will be out probably when
- 4:33:01this is out. So look out for that.
- 4:33:03Doesn't have kissing in it. He's that was why I brought up
- 4:33:07the kissing right Jewel I love you have anything you would like
- 4:33:15to promote not really? No no I mean operate outside.
- 4:33:18March I'm just fucking everywhere.
- 4:33:20It's very tedious now. Batman.
- 4:33:24Okay, yeah, what the patreon? Yes.
- 4:33:30Oh yeah. Yeah, if you want to waste free
- 4:33:34quitting your money. I'm so bad at this.
- 4:33:38When I sell it Joe Patriot where you might get a few Treats but
- 4:33:43you can hang out with a wonderful people.
- 4:33:44We do a social every month and it's a fabulous.
- 4:33:47People come along so that Well sold.
- 4:33:51Yes, okay well no, I don't know. That's for myself.
- 4:33:59I am also Clinging On to the platform formerly known as
- 4:34:03Twitter and because at the end of this, someone's got a call
- 4:34:06Nigel farage. It might swap meet me and but
- 4:34:10also of Blue Sky, it's at Felix freezer.
- 4:34:13All one word for his book with his head, just like Mr. Haynes,
- 4:34:16you'll find me there. And you'll also find me on any
- 4:34:19old podcast that will have me. And he's willing to let me come
- 4:34:22and talk shit. So, one last thing, you know, I
- 4:34:28said a lot of things but just one very last thing that is
- 4:34:31miracles happen once every Millennium also.
- 4:34:34And I'm about to say something positive about Fraser Gregory my
- 4:34:37God, Just thank you so much for hosting these two.
- 4:34:42I mean you're just so fabulous if you owe you at the time, you
- 4:34:45know. You're a busy man.
- 4:34:46Yeah, you'd be a wonderful podcast but I'm I'm just
- 4:34:50pleased. You bother to waste your time on
- 4:34:52this year. Thank you very much.
- 4:34:53The patience of a sane. Thank you.
- 4:34:58I think I just goes to show exactly how late it is and how
- 4:35:01Delirious everyone is getting when and Drew forward.
- 4:35:03This massive Love In Ya just to see a nice things about me.
- 4:35:07Just trying to get to bed please.
- 4:35:10So pretty as well. I mean, just look at just losing
- 4:35:13plot losing and this is phrases. Final Victory joke.
- 4:35:17He has shown you yourself and yes.
- 4:35:27And again, thank you. Thank you.
- 4:35:30Everyone not to listen for 9 and half.
- 4:35:31I was all over. So thank you.
- 4:35:34God bless you. Everybody all that remain.
- 4:35:42Its to see. One and all.
- 4:35:46Yeah it's Christmas carols. Oh let's run right through it
- 4:35:58together. Come on you've all done off
- 4:36:00these. Now we say it up.
- 4:36:05Usual, customary Strictly Come Out for sale.
- 4:36:07Three, two, one shammy. Like, let's go to bed.