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Escape to the bathroom · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever sat in the bathroom to escape something that's going on in your house?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think everybody at some point, one time or another, has.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: Or I can tell you this.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: You camp out there for 20 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why is it, and this is an age-old parenting thing, but it happened last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why is it anytime you go in for a good sitting, if you know what I mean?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, what do you mean?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's when chaos erupts in the house.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: So last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I had Lydia down.
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  SPEAKER_00: Finn was laying with her, and I think this is for bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, yes, we're past the years of naps.
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  SPEAKER_00: Except for me.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm coming back into them.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, but I went to bed at 7 30.
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  SPEAKER_01: I feel like a million bucks right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: So, at any rate, Lydia's down, had just been down for maybe I don't know, five, ten minutes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And normally Finn will sleep with Lydia because he's picked her, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Adorable.
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  SPEAKER_00: Very sweet.
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  SPEAKER_00: And sometimes Gideon will be in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I don't remember.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know Finn was in there.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, I uh decided I was going to enjoy a good sitting.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gavin's not bugging me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's finally your time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody's going out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Eight o'clock, eight thirty at night, and sitting on the throne is my time.
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  SPEAKER_00: How long have you been holding that in?
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  SPEAKER_00: And all of a sudden I'm enjoying that, and or maybe not, but uh and then Lydia starts crying and walks up the hall.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, what?
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  SPEAKER_00: And of course your reaction is what, Lydia?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you know I mean I'm bearing down, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom used to always say.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I with you, I'm sure it's a little different where she's crying outside of the door.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I would just go in and she would and my mom would go, Can I please have five minutes to myself?
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: There you go, you're proving it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Finn knocked something off her nightstand.
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  SPEAKER_00: She thought I was gonna get mad.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: It was you know those little beads that you make, the bracelets, the Taylor Swift bracelets.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: So she had one of those things, and we thought it was closed, it opened.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: Not at all.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: Literally, literally, this is what I said last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I finish pooping and I'll come and clean it up?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not even making this story out.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_00: 100% real.
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  SPEAKER_00: Which was nothing to clean up.
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  SPEAKER_00: It took it took two minutes, and I said, I'm not even mad at you.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It happens.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whatever, big deal.
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  SPEAKER_00: But she got so bothered the dog.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was a mix of tired and you know, and then that happened and she couldn't find me right away because I was having a sitting.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, but do you ever do it when it's your significant other and you're trying to avoid something like maybe you're having an all-day, a Saturday, all day cleaning sesh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and I decide to go take a sitting.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then all of a sudden turns in to something that could be 10 minutes and it's a half hour.
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  SPEAKER_00: It accuses me of disappearing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me just tell you, I'm getting into it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Getting into it right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love this.
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  SPEAKER_00: She already accuses me of not helping her clean stuff up, you know, when she does her cleaning days, which start at four o'clock on a Saturday, and I'm like, can we start at 10 a.m.?
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, four o'clock in the afternoon.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, in the morning, really?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you never know.
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  SPEAKER_01: We get up early.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: So um act like that's a far street.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's like, you always have to go to the store or do something or leave when I start cleaning.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's my thoughts.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I've been awake for 98 hours.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but here's the here's the thought process.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: She has her way and her style and her her priorities of what needs to be cleaned and to what level.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: What am I gonna do that's not gonna have the comment, nope, you missed a spot.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: You handle what you need handled.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'll stay in my lane and mop the floor.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: Wait a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is I'm so glad you brought this up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I and I don't this is not a negative.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is what goes to my head, which is in your mind, lady, lady, that's a great way to start an argument.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lady, no, in your mind, you have the way you want it done, and you have a process.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm only gonna be in your way.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: So what do you want me to do?
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, well, you could like wash the mirror while I'm uh uh, you know, while I'm cleaning the counter.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, all right, yeah, technically that would work because you're a tiny thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: I could reach over you and do the mirror.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then it's gonna be streaky and wrong.
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  SPEAKER_01: So this happened yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love when there's that one thing in your relationship that they will come back and check your work.
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  SPEAKER_01: This happened yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we've now we've now gotten to the point of okay, we're gonna share the a coffee pot.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be programmed, and it's got okay, this is this is Zach's way of doing it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Eight cups.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jesus, which just let me let me translate.
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  SPEAKER_00: The wrong way.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Carry on.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it's eight cups of water, seven and a half scoops of coffee.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I did this yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: I get home a little bit early because I'm like, I'm not feeling good.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just need to lay down.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I get home earlier than him yesterday, which doesn't happen all that often.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna prep the coffee for the next morning.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he comes and he goes, like, oh, I see that you prepped the coffee.
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  SPEAKER_01: And do you know what he did?
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  SPEAKER_01: He lifted up the coffee pot to make sure that there was eight cups.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said, Oh, did you want to take the scoops out of the thing and measure them to make sure I'm like, you're checking my work.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_01: And he goes, I have to check your work because you do it wrong.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh God, and he said it.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, yes.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he's very, very finicky about his coffee.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: We want honesty, but then we don't want honesty when it comes down to but you because you do it wrong.
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  SPEAKER_00: You have to check my work?
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, but so she's not wrong.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_00: I do leave usually when I like I'm like, all right, I gotta go to Wagner's, you know.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_00: You don't want your work checked.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I don't want to be in the way.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've watched this woman in her process.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it always looks good.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not I'm not denying it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just feel like my lane is the mopping part of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'll come back around when it's time for that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not trying to leave you high and dry.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_00: Play into your strengths.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_00: You got your earbuds in.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_00: What are we having?
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you guys aren't we are we're having intimate conversations about life experiences.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_00: No, you're listening to the 90s while you're, you know, cleaning the kitchen.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're not talking here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just do what you gotta do.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have my earbuds in, you have your earbuds in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Preferably at 10 a.m., not four in the afternoon.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's very silent.
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  SPEAKER_00: But either way, like