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Hour 4 - Staying in Purple · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. It's our numbber four. Our four is
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  Speaker 1: ready for you. Here an hour four of The Ben
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  Speaker 1: mal Show. What is your perspective on Brian Flores signing
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  Speaker 1: an extension in Minnesota. He's interviewed for multiple head coaching jobs,
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  Speaker 1: but it sounds like he'll stay with the Vikings. What's
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  Speaker 1: your takeaway from Patriots star Stefon Diggs as the leading
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  Speaker 1: daddy in the gossip pages. As New England gets ready
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  Speaker 1: to play Denver in the AFC Title game and after
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  Speaker 1: the magical season Division title playoff win over the Packers,
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  Speaker 1: Ben Johnson says, it all resets for the Bears. How
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  Speaker 1: does that one hit you? We'll talk about all that
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  Speaker 1: and more right now. Have a wonderful Thursday. Don't forget
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  Speaker 1: is our number four. Have a great day staying in Purple.
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  Speaker 1: What welcome? In the beginning of another hour of the
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  Speaker 1: and faster. Very important, all right, So we get right
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  Speaker 1: into it, and we begin in the NFL. Gonna go
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  Speaker 1: to the Twin Cities here and you can fill another
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  Speaker 1: spot on your coaching tortboard a toteboard toteboard. Terry in
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  Speaker 1: England not a list if Terry in England's listing toteboard.
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  Speaker 1: So if you didn't hear, perhaps not. We have learned
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  Speaker 1: that former Miami Dolphins head coach Brian Flores has decided
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  Speaker 1: that he is going to stay put and he's a
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  Speaker 1: candidate for various NFL head coaching jobs. However, he will
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  Speaker 1: remain with the Minnesota Vikings. Flores agreed to an extension
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  Speaker 1: as the Vikings defensive coordinator. There were some whispers that
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys and others were interested. I think that is
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  Speaker 1: bull crap, but that's just my humble take on that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. There are reports
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  Speaker 1: and well, Brian Flores is still a candidate for the
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  Speaker 1: Steeler job, and this job and the other head coaching jobs. However,
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  Speaker 1: he's agreed to an extension with the Vikings. So let
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  Speaker 1: us discuss the question for the seam panel. Let's keep
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  Speaker 1: it simple here, all right, here's the question. What is
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  Speaker 1: your perspective your perspective on Brian Flora's signing an extension
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  Speaker 1: to stay as the defensive coordinator for the Purple People Eaters.
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  Speaker 1: So my take on this, I've got Trek, agriculture, and Xbox,
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  Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 1: gonna make some delicious strawberry pop tarts. I grew up
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  Speaker 1: on strawberry pop tarts. That's what we're gonna make now.
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  Speaker 1: To kick off here, this story as predictable as Lake
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  Speaker 1: Minnetonka turning into an ice rink around this time of
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  Speaker 1: the year. Brian Flores was never going to get a
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  Speaker 1: head coaching job this cycle. Never ever, Ever, there was
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  Speaker 1: a better chance that Shrek would be headlining at Coachella
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  Speaker 1: than Brian Flores getting a head coaching job. Now, some
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  Speaker 1: seem to be befuddled by all of this, holding out
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  Speaker 1: hope that the Steelers will hire him. I would be
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  Speaker 1: stunned if that happened. I just it's not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: Flora's here's the problem. Let me spell this out for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's spell it off you. Brian Flores has an issue.
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  Speaker 1: It's an albatross that is strapped to his back, and
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  Speaker 1: the albatross is he is suing the shield. Hello, how
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  Speaker 1: do you like them apples? And we're not talking about
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  Speaker 1: small claims court either. I'm not talking about some dispute
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  Speaker 1: between neighbors. This thing is on track to end up
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  Speaker 1: with Scotus, the Supreme Court, the Supreme Court keeping it real.
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  Speaker 1: These teams are not family run businesses anymore. These franchises
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL, they're they're part of the mothership. And
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of like if you sued corporate Pizza Hut
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  Speaker 1: and then expected to be promoted to the regional manager
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  Speaker 1: in Rancho Cucamonga, chances are that's not going to happen
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  Speaker 1: because there's an active piece of litigation against the parent company.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, well, he's working in the NFL. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but head coach is a different world. Head coach, you're
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  Speaker 1: the CEO. You got too much power, you're too visible.
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  Speaker 1: That's taboo. However, defensive coordinator with the vikings allowed, that's safe.
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  Speaker 1: You're essentially like a line cook. It's important, Like line
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  Speaker 1: cooks are very important, but they're not running the restaurant, right,
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  Speaker 1: they're not deciding what's on the menu, and they're not decided.
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  Speaker 1: They just do make the food as it supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: But they're not the one's making the decisions. So until
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  Speaker 1: the lawsuit disappears, his head coaching dreams are frozen solid,
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  Speaker 1: like the ice on so many of those lakes in
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  Speaker 1: the Land of ten Thousand like stuff. Furthermore, we head
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  Speaker 1: from Minnesota to New England the Commonwealth as the Patriots
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  Speaker 1: get ready to be the biggest road favorite and AFC
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  Speaker 1: Championship game history thanks to Bo Nicks's injury, they're also
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  Speaker 1: filling up the tabloids. That's right, our old buddy, Stefan Diggs,
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  Speaker 1: filling the content, kitty, Thank you for thanks very much,
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  Speaker 1: Stefon Diggs. So I read this in the tablets. It
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  Speaker 1: must be true. The star of the show, and this
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  Speaker 1: involves DNA. DNA test has apparently confirmed. Recording to the tablets,
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  Speaker 1: it must be true that Stefan Diggs is the father
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  Speaker 1: of a bouncing baby daughter born this past April with
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  Speaker 1: his ex Squeeze. The announcement coincides with Diggs welcoming a
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  Speaker 1: son with his girlfriend Cardi b just happened there in
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  Speaker 1: November last year, a couple months ago. So the question,
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  Speaker 1: having read these tabloid stories, what is your takeaway from
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  Speaker 1: Patriot star Stefawn Diggs as the leading daddy in the
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  Speaker 1: gossip pages? So Robert Kraft here? Who loves Robert Kraft?
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  Speaker 1: Does anyone love Robert Kraft more than Robert Kraft? I
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  Speaker 1: have never watched a Patriot game without seeing Robert Kraft,
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  Speaker 1: even when he went to the orchards of Asia day
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  Speaker 1: Spa in Florida. I still saw Robert Kraft on TV
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  Speaker 1: even when he was suspended. They showed him on TV.
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  Speaker 1: So Robert Craft should go out and hire Maury Povich,
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  Speaker 1: put him on retainer. Moy's still kicking around. He's in
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  Speaker 1: his late eighties at this point here, but wheel him
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  Speaker 1: out a classic show back in the day many years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Maury Povich shouldn' get the drum roll. DNA tests says
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  Speaker 1: you are the father. Now forget the gold jacket. Stefan
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  Speaker 1: Diggs is a good play. He's not gonna get a
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  Speaker 1: gold jacket and end up in Canton, Ohio. Stefan Diggs, though,
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  Speaker 1: we'd like to welcome him to the Maturnity Ward Hall
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  Speaker 1: of Fame. Tremendous job by my man, Stefan Diggs. His
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  Speaker 1: plumbing is working very well. And this is not football anymore.
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  Speaker 1: We are past the football stage. With Stefan Diggs reading
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  Speaker 1: this story in the tabloids. This is agriculture, like Stefan
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  Speaker 1: Diggs is farming children like corn in Iowa. At this point,
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  Speaker 1: this man has a bigger baby boom. I remember watting
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  Speaker 1: stories about after World War Two. There was a massive
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  Speaker 1: They call them the boomers, right, the baby boom, the
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  Speaker 1: post war He's got his own baby boom with baby
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  Speaker 1: mama's all over the place, post war like as wild.
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  Speaker 1: How many kids does Stefan Diggs have this past year?
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  Speaker 1: Not one, not two, not three? Four k it's four
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  Speaker 1: kids one year. That is impressive. That's like an expansion franchise.
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  Speaker 1: You had your own expansion draft. You got four, I
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  Speaker 1: guess you need one more. You can have a starting
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  Speaker 1: five in the NBA tabloids say that he's now up
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  Speaker 1: to six kids total. But for this year, at this point,
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  Speaker 1: Stefan Diggs is going to need his own general manager.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to need a capologist and a full time
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  Speaker 1: accountant just to collect and send out the child support
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  Speaker 1: payments to all the baby mamas that baby mama drama
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  Speaker 1: all over the country. Now we are told that's going
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  Speaker 1: to cost him. According to estimates, the kids he has
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  Speaker 1: right now are going to cost him over a million
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  Speaker 1: dollars a year. That's not alimony. That is a recurring
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  Speaker 1: subscription that you can't get out of for eighteen years.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So this is the blueprint on how to
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  Speaker 1: go broke as a professional athlete. Stefon Diggs is living
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  Speaker 1: up to all the cliches and all that stuff. Not vegas,
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  Speaker 1: not cars, cribs not those cribs, different kind of cribs, plural.
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  Speaker 1: And the diapers, man, they eat money faster than a
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  Speaker 1: slot machine with a broken level, you know, the lever
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  Speaker 1: of the one armed bandit there, and so forget the
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  Speaker 1: people talk about the masters. This is a tradition unlike
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  Speaker 1: any other. That money, that big pile of money that
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  Speaker 1: Stefan Diggs has, and money in and diapers out, formula
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  Speaker 1: out all that stuff. And eventually Diggs will retire and
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  Speaker 1: he won't be making the money, and the checks will
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  Speaker 1: keep clearing and suddenly suddenly you're playing defense against your
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  Speaker 1: own DNA. So there you go. It's fair to say it.
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  Speaker 1: Stefon Diggs has pretty good hands as an NFL receiver,
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  Speaker 1: but he's not able to pull out of coverage, if
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He can't really pull out
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  Speaker 1: of coverage. All right. Now, last thing, two shit cargo
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  Speaker 1: we go where coach Ben Johnson just dropped the hammer
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  Speaker 1: on the Chicago media fanboys who were so excited all
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  Speaker 1: these wonderful stories about the Bears have arrived They've marked
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  Speaker 1: their territory like a dog, and it's wonderful. And this
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  Speaker 1: Bears team, this is the beginning they've taken off and
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  Speaker 1: it's going to carry over to next year. So Ben
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  Speaker 1: Johnson said, quote there is no building off this, meaning
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  Speaker 1: the Bears playoff success, we are back to square one.
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  Speaker 1: We're back to the bottom again. Quotes quote. All right,
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  Speaker 1: So the question after this magical season in Chicago, a
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  Speaker 1: right win over the Packers, divisional title playoff win over
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  Speaker 1: Green Bay, dramatic, getting way behind, coming back, and then
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  Speaker 1: losing heartbreak Hotel to the Lrams, Ben Johnson is saying,
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  Speaker 1: it all resets. So the question is, how does this
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  Speaker 1: hit you? So nailed it, nailed it. It's like you
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  Speaker 1: finally beat the final Boss. You're playing Grand Theft Auto
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  Speaker 1: on your Xbox and you celebrate and your klutz and
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  Speaker 1: you drop the controller and boom, the thing resets to
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  Speaker 1: the loading screen. You don't start twenty twenty six. When
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  Speaker 1: we get to the NFL season in September. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like the NFL says, all right, you guys beat the
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  Speaker 1: Packers last year, so you're gonna start one to zero.
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  Speaker 1: Because Caleb Williams had a magic comeback. No, no, no, you're
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  Speaker 1: back to zero fresh character, no upgrades, carryover. It's brutal,
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  Speaker 1: that's the way it is. Or if you're more into
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  Speaker 1: books like Harry Potter, I imagine if you will. JK.
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  Speaker 1: Rowlings finishes one book and then yeah, there are references
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  Speaker 1: to the past. There are references to the past, but
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  Speaker 1: each new novel is its own beast, its own fire
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  Speaker 1: breathing dragon. And so quarterback Caleb Williams and the Bears
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  Speaker 1: cannot ride last year's broomstick into twenty twenty six. It's
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  Speaker 1: a different kind of witchcraft and sorcery and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So they got to prove it again and right from scratch.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like rookies in a new Hogwarts house
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  Speaker 1: along the lines, but a Square one or bus there's
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  Speaker 1: no carryover. You gotta have that reset mentality and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff and gotta do it same in our business,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that's how we relate here in the radio game.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta a lot of people listen. You have a
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  Speaker 1: keep the audience, you got to embrace the grind, and
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  Speaker 1: it all goes back to zero and it's all complicated,
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  Speaker 1: this hour, we'll have fact or fiction. Factor of fiction
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  Speaker 1: that'll be coming up in a little bit. Mentioned Stefan
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  Speaker 1: Diggs very productive on the field and in the bedroom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's he's a baby maker, and it's he's absolutely way
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  Speaker 1: to go, way to go. Uh. And so I saw this.
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  Speaker 1: I was reading the tabloids. Don't ask me why. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I got free time. I guess I read
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  Speaker 1: the tablets. I'm looking for things to talk about. And
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  Speaker 1: so I saw this story that Cardi B is a
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  Speaker 1: she's really like fully into the Patriots. Now like Cardi
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  Speaker 1: B's a big Patriot fan. Ou Patriot fan? Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like she's followed them her whole life. That's a lie.
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  Speaker 1: If act, she says that Stefan Diggs converted her to
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  Speaker 1: become an NFL fan. Religion, that's she's now part of
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  Speaker 1: the cult. She's been indoctrinated into the cult. She's all
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  Speaker 1: about it, all about that action Alf the alien o'piner says,
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  Speaker 1: why you got to pick on Stefan Diggs. He's just
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  Speaker 1: following in the very viral footsteps of Anthony Grammarti and
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  Speaker 1: uh and also Tyreek Hill. Well yeah, I mean there's
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  Speaker 1: been a lot of guys. It was just fresh story.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw this. I thought that was impressive, Hatch
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  Speaker 1: Daddy writes in. You know, it's a big morning of
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  Speaker 1: Hatch Daddy writes in. He says, morning Ben, I do
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  Speaker 1: hope that Brian Flores does end up staying with Minnesota
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  Speaker 1: because I really don't know what other defensive coordinator would
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  Speaker 1: take his place. But I do have to laugh at
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  Speaker 1: these other teams thinking he would jump ship knowing that
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  Speaker 1: he has been building this defense since Ed Donna Tell left. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, Hatch Daddy that these coaches they'll go anywhere,
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  Speaker 1: you know, as long as they get more money. They
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  Speaker 1: don't care. Big Greg and Iowa says. Antonio Cramarti says
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  Speaker 1: Defon Digg still has a ways to go on the
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  Speaker 1: child front, but applauds his effort. Absolutely A Gunner, boy,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's one trick. Pony Gunner, learn another trick. Come on, dude,
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  Speaker 1: Gunner says, I can't wait till your Rams lose on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Then you will cry and whine like a big baby,
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  Speaker 1: he says. Sick also sent that same text, I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait till your ram blues against the Carolina Panthers. I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait till your Rams blues when they play the
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  Speaker 1: Chicago Bears get some new material. Well here's a blast
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  Speaker 1: from the past. That guy was a big star caller,
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  Speaker 1: one of the biggest names on the show, and the
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  Speaker 1: grind of being a celebrity caller got to him. He
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  Speaker 1: had to retire, but every once in a while he
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: checks in. He comes out of retirement and he wants
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: to be part of the show. We say hello. Now
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: we go down the Oregon Trail, a fan favorite. I
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: still get email. What happened to this guy? And he's back?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Mark the full name Guy, Hello, Mark the full name Guy.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Hello, Dan Maher, You.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Mis information.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Masters.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Where are you.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Celebrating the de mind of the forty nine ers in
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: the postseason? Exactly? You're so anxious to see their coach
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: get fired.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: I think, uh, they would love to see.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: The forty nine ers said coach get fired too, and
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: they've pretty much owned them for the last several years.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: That's that's a day to take, Mark, that's a day
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: to take. They played, they played literally a couple of
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: years back in the NFC title game. Who won that game?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I forget? Was it the Rams of the forty nine ers?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I forget who won?
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're talking about an interception right in the chets
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: and one of the forty nine ers I'm not even
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: gonna repeat his name. I think coach Guitar dropped an interception.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: But that's because the Niners aren't weren't They weren't good
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: enough to beat them. If they were good enough, they
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: would have made that play. And that's it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: They weren't going. My grandmother could have made that play.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Well if your grandma, if your grandmother played for the
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: forty nine ers that day, they would have won. But
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: your grandmother didn't play for the forty nine ers that day,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: so they didn't win.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: That's his game, you know, Esther, Yeah, she would never
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: have dropped.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I bet she made some great great massa ball soup, esther,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: good man of ball soup.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: That was a great interception by your Rams defensive back
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: against the Bears. By the way, that was about the
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: best play.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Of the day.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: By your retire team.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: In fact, well, thank you. I appreciate that. I know
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: what to do with it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: It was a great play.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: It was also a bad decision by a.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Certain quarter exact Well, you don't even know the guys say.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: The guys say his name, Cam Curl's the guy. That's
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: the Cam Curl. That's a good.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: We used to root for when he was a USC star.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: As I recall Caleb Williams and Camul what's the guy?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: The great Cam Curl? That great yet?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: But he's getting there.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: For those who don't know, Mark the full Name Guy's
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: been calling the show for many many years. He used
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: to live in the Bay Area. He lived in the
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Tenderloin district of San Francisco. Then he was in Santa Barbara.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I know his whole life store. He was in Santa
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Barbara for a while, and then he's now in Oregon.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: And you're loving life in Oregon, right, Mark the full
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Name Guy.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: You love it there clinning any liquor stores, Hey, what's
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: in the tender line? After a long day's work, I
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: just tweeted this to someone. After long day's work of
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: moving heavy wellnut furniture, I walked into one of the
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: local Palestinian run markets that are all over the Tenderloine
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: and lo and behold.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: I was trying to buy oh yeah, some pale ale
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: after work.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: And who was sitting on one of those bout plastic
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: milk crates, Rasser Arafat. I looked and I pretended I
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: didn't even see him.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Claiming what what? What year was this? What year was this?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I knew it was not a safe place for a
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Brooklyn boy like me to be living.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Now people are going to say, you're thank you. What
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: are you doing? I mean, my god, all right, let's
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: here you go. Say hello to Blind Scott, a professional
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: radio caller, Blind Scott. We have to share him with
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: the Boston.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: State The Insider. Yeah, and this sports Stephon Diggs thing.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: I mean Cardi B. Yay, great, you're great, you're a fan.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: I love Cardi B. But I don't know if Stefon
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: Diggs will be back next year. Here's the thing. If
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: I was Stefan Diggs, he's got a criminal case coming up,
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: I would complain that I'm a sex staddict, or check
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: myself into mcclean's and dum On for sex addiction, and
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: then the judge will throw it out. You know. Usually
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: I try to get those things squashed before they even
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: go to the click magistrate. They'll throw them out. I
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: know Mark, the full name guy. We were friends. We
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: spent hours talking on the phone together. I know his life.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: So he's in his seventies now. Remember he made the
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: Alcoholics anonymous amens to me lost of parents he had
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: on the show. He called up and now died me
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: on the show and then apologized to me. Dude. So
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: here's the deal with Denver. Denver is one of the
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: worst cities in the United States of America. Like whatever
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: Mark you said about the tenderloin, Denver is like a
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: hundred times worse. Like I went to Denver one time
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: and I saw I even want to say who I
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: saw sitting in the convenience store, but it was very scary.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: All men live in Denver, no women lived there. They're
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: all dating each other. Like my buddy, he went to
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: the Broncos game last weekend. Right, I'm done on a
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: reconnaissance mission. Right now, I'm going to go into this
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: homely shelter in Denver and beat the crap out of all
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: these guys. When he went there, they grabbed all the
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: stuff out of his backpack, took everything he owned. He
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: was just left there standing. They gave him a hospital
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: gown and said, hey, thanks for coming to Denver. You
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: know that would never that would never, that would never happen.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I have the most amazing imagination. Is fascinating. Now,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: would you like I have not on this in a while.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Would you like to get in to the verbal octagon
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: against the good people of Denver. We can get somebody
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: from Denver to represent the Broncos tomorrow. Obviously we don't
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: have time today. With tomorrow, dude, you.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: Put you got all these tomato cans for college. It's
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: like that dad boy Malcolm. He's like I heard a
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: sound bite. So I sent Loraina an email. Dude, Loraina
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: is the third microphone on an overnight show. You don't
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: need to network with Lorraina. You want to try to
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: go up through the radio.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Wow, you're taking shots. I mean, you're trying to set
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you up for a bit here, I'm trying to set
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: you up for a bit.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: What's wrong with Well, No, Loraina's real talented. I'm just
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: talking about these guys. They got stuff going out of
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: their head that makes them think differently than other people.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: It's not normal thinking that, dude, that participants in the show,
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: they're all fooled by Loraina's beautiful looks. You know, Lorain
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: is just trying to set a career here. Loreena is
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: actually pretty talented on the show. Dude, this dating segment
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: you did with Loraina yesterday, I got to go back
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: to it. You contradicted every dating advice Loraina gave. It
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: was actually sounded pretty good. But I've never heard a
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: dating segment like that before where somebody gets out dating
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: advice and then the host Caatrid Dixon like with a
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: different opinion.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: That was it?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: What did I What did I contradict? What exactly did
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I win?
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: Anything?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Rain, Give me some example, Give me an example, Give
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: me one example.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: It would be like, hey, you know, you can fly
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: anywhere in the country to go on a date. Like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: if you want to date a really hot man interest
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: your radio, you might want to fly to Boston and
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: stay at the Ritz and have sex with him on
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: his birthday, You know what I mean? That's what loraino
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: that and you and you were like, I don't know
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: about that. I wouldn't do that. But she was heart
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: about jet setting, you know what I mean. So there
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: are a lot of people that have private planes now,
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: so they will fly you out of air. You know,
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: it's a lot of money.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go to I've read about that is
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: it Dubai. They fly people in the Dubai and you
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: can have a great RAINA.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: Does it every weekend.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: She's a buy.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Lorena every weekend.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: No, okay, all right, she's a third microphone on an
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: overnight show. She doesn't want to brag. It's a silent prag.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying. Dude, Dude, One more thing,
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: Ben with the Sean Payton guy, he guaranteed a win
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: for the Denver Broncos. That just goes to show you
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: that there's no win coming at all. This guy is
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: gonna be Loncha Bolt.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: So again Scott tomorrow. Just for the record, you're gonna
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: be online if I can find somebody in Denver. Three
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: rounds verbal combat the octagon on the Patriot Bronco game.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: You're in.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what time? What are we doing it?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I'd like to do it the first hour. If we
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: can do it the first.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: Off, I'll be ready. I get a lot of sleep
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: and I'm gonna start doing some punches right now, remember
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: the rise of wireless shutdown. I started slamming myself into
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: the ground. So I didn't know what was going on.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: I was like, it was crazy around here.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: That seems that seems like a good choice to make.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: That seems like a really good choice to make. To me,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I think I gotta go. Thank you, you're annoying me,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: go away, all right. The family drama O rama. So
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't do a monologue about this because I you know,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I just didn't really interest me that much. But I
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: thought it was in the details. I've heard some of
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: this stuff behind the scenes, and it was all laid
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: out the the Lakers are being sold to the guy
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: that owns the Dodgers and the Bus family. I've long
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: pointed out how incompetent the Bus family is after the owner,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the old guy, passed away, Jerry Buss, and so it
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: all got laid out. I heard a lot of these
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: stories behind the scenes from my friends in LA media
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: about what's been going on and all that, the infighting,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: and then it led to the Lakers being sold for
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: ten billion dollars by the Bus family, and there was
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: a long, wordy story that went into details about what
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: exactly was going on behind the scenes. And then of
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: course Genie Buss came out and said she didn't necessarily
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: deny it. It was completely unfair to Lebron James because
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: in the story, I thank god this didn't happen. Genie
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Buss was so upset with Lebron allegedly that she was
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: looking to trade the Lebron to the Clippers. Now, that
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: would have really upset me. That would have really upset me.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: And she was it's not like you did a parade
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: or something trying to get Lebron to go there. Well,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: that was an event before Lebron went to the dark side,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: and he was an upstanding citizen at that point. So
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: that was a long time ago, Coop. It's almost twenty
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: years since we did that meeting the Great Clipper Daryl.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: And so Genie Buss was said to be upset with
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Lebron's ego. So they asked Lebron's agent, the guy riding
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Lebron's coat tails making all that money because he knows
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Lebron Rich Paul and Rich Paul responded to the rumors
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: involving Genie Buss and her disdain for Lebron. James and
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Rich Paul he gave the quote. He said, quote, let's
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: the one, two, three four words. This is the response
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: of Rich Paul, he said, who gives an S. I
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: don't think he was talking about a ship in the ocean.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: But it's something. I don't know what it was. I
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: forget what word. I don't know what that word sounds like.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but very exciting. Let's go to Mark
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: on the north end. Who's next? Hello Mark, Marky? Marky's next,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and then we're gonna have fact or fiction. You want
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: to be one of my judges for that call right
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: now and you can be Part eight seven seven ninety
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: nine on Fox. Hello Mark, Welcome, Hello Ben.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: So I want to know, now, do all the NFL
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: experts and critics, okay, are they still gonna say, well,
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: the Patriots had the ev schedule ever and then they
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: go out in the playoffs and they beat Justin Herbert
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: and the judges, they beat the so called Houston Almighty defense,
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: and now they are the largest road favorite against the
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: number one defense in the league. So is it so fluke?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Is this different?
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: All right? So the short answer is yes, it is
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: still a fluke. And the long answer is, absolutely it is.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: But the great thing about this, Mark, and you know
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: this in the moment, what if even if they just
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: beat the Broncos and then they say they win the
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl, everyone will be the odds of it's bogus
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: and all that. But ten years from now, no one
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: will bring that up, right, It's it's only something that
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: happens right now. They you don't. You only remember the outcome.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: No one's gonna remember how ridiculous this was on the line.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: I also want to ask, is this this still stem
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: over from the Bill Belichick Tom Brady era where just
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: everybody hates the Patriots.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Nah, it's just they you played a bunch of tomato cans.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Is I don't like I don't like that some tomato kids, Ben,
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: But it's still professional NFL football teams.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, they are. They are. They're just not They're just
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: not good. What why do you care? Anyway? You shouldn't care.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Who cares? If you win, You have your parade, get
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: the duck boats out, have time and all that.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: Because people are making it sound like Ben, that if
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: the Patriots go on to beat Denver Sunday and then
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: they go to the Super Bowl and beat the Seattle
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Seahawks because they're going to crouch the Rams.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: All right, so now you've crossed the lines. Now you've
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: crossed the line. Have you've seen Sam Donald? Have you
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: seen you think Sam Donald, whose kryptonite is that ram helmet,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: is going to go out there and have a big day.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Come on, please, No, the NFL officials helped Seattle. Did
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you not watch that game? There was a duo point
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: conversion that Seattle did not convert that they gave to
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Seattle in order for them to win that game. And
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Sam Donald had in two games, he had six interceptions
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: and I think it was I don't forget how many fumbles.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Trying to make the point I was trying to make
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: is then people a lot of people going to put
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: an aster next to the Patriots the Super Bowl.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like they're going to get
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: a smaller trophy. It's not like they're going to get
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: like the Lake, you know, like the Lakers. That's a
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: legitimate asteris that was a bogus championship and you know,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: during the COVID year because it was at a resort,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: you know, and only because the Lakers the Clippers would
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: have been the hardest championship completely bogus. It was. It
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: was a Mickey Mouse ring. It was a souvenir ring.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: They got the gift shop on Main Street and that's yes.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: You do have to admit if they win it, number
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: seven's that's pretty impressive.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, yes is one though. For Drake May it's
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: the piggybacking off with Brady and those guys did. All right,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I gotta go, but thank you there. You're very concerned.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: We have a concerned Patriot fan right there. No respect,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I get no respect. Mark on the north end. Hey,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: we go do a rant about that later on. I
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: guess I better do it tomorrow. If I'm gonna do
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: it because the game is on Sunday and I won't
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: be on on Saturday, I can do it on a
• 33:29
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• 33:33
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• 33:35
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• 33:46
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• 35:00
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• 35:01
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• 35:11
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• 35:13
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• 35:15
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• 35:20
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  Speaker 1: formed voltron from all over the country. We've got Rick
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: in Maryland. Rick's famous for a certain line. Hello, Rick
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  Speaker 1: and Maryland.
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  Speaker 3: One a time.
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  Speaker 6: How's it going?
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  Speaker 5: Hey the Coop?
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  Speaker 3: I know who that snake was?
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  Speaker 6: That bit you was Britney Spears.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, it's Britney Spears. Might be right. Hold on, Rick.
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  Speaker 1: We have Richie in the Bay Area. Hello, Richie, welcome?
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  Speaker 4: Are you?
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  Speaker 6: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Rick?
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  Speaker 3: You got bit by Britney speirarits that would be it
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  Speaker 3: because she's talking.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome. Now we're I see what you did?
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  Speaker 5: All right.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Daniel is in Fort Wayne, Indiana. He's America's favorite crossing guard.
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  Speaker 1: It's very cold in Fort Wayne, so Daniel's got lots
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  Speaker 1: of layers of clothes. Hello Daniel, welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I got about six layers and it's gonna get
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  Speaker 3: even colder tomorrow morning. We may not have school.
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  Speaker 1: How many kids are out walking to school when it's
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: that cold.
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  Speaker 4: Tuesday when we had a delay, I had about ten high.
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  Speaker 3: Schoolers, two middle schoolers, but thankfully no one from the
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  Speaker 3: elementary school crossed.
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  Speaker 6: In the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Little kids away from that, I got you, all right, Well,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: hold on, Daniel, we have six layers. That guy has
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: to do the crossing guard Jet. Coach Russell is in
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  Speaker 1: Orlando and I'm so happy he's back. He had to
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: do this carpool with his struggle person that wouldn't listen
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: to the show, and now he's been Hello Coach Russell.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, good morning. I'm happy to be back.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: I'll be back in full forth.
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  Speaker 3: So thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 1: Ben, all right you big football season right around the
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: corner a few months away. Rob in the three to one, Hello, Rob, welcome,
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  Speaker 1: Good to have you on again. Hello Rob, Wow, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Then it's SpongeBob square Pants, winner of the twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: four Mallard palmosa.
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  Speaker 3: I'm ready to tell you what is back for? What
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: is fiction?
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  Speaker 1: Yea, I love him. He's great, and again we get
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: the Mallard Palooza is the biggest event of the summer
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: coming up at sometime in July. Jed who Fled is back? Hello, Jed,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: keep it clean.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: D Griddy was a baby one more time?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, there, full moon. I don't know alright, sorry. Number
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  Speaker 1: one on retire Good News boys, a former How are
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you a former? Porn star? All right? A Bella Danger?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Is that her name? I made headlines this week as
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: she ended up on the ESPN broadcast Holy Mickey Mouse Batman.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: She was in the crowd rooting for Miami during the
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: championship game. Now she's become a trending topic, very popular
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: on social media because she's an active woman and she's
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: decided that she's interested in unretiring and getting back to work.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: She announced that she will be releasing a new football
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: themed clip or two sometimes next next month. Good good
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: news boys. And story number two, how about this Indiana
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: who's just win the championship? Coach Kurt Signetti said he
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: wants to celebrate sipping some beer from this brewing company,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: the brewery Upland Brewing Company so excited about the shout
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: out that they announced this week they would be supplying
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: coach sig with a lifetime supply of beer as a
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: thank you. That's pretty nice. And story number three, Angel Reese,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I'm told that's a basketball player, has already brought her
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: talents to the runway with the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: and now she's bringing her talents to the small screen.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Netflix announcing that Reese will be joining the cast for
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: the second season of The Hunting Wives and in co
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: starring role of trainer Barbie. I should not watch that,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: all right, those are the one of them is not true,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: by the way. Let's go around the room. Rick and
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  Speaker 1: Maryland one tour.
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  Speaker 5: Three, Rick's number two, number two Morning Time, Richie in
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  Speaker 5: the Bay Area, Richie, good line, you had, Richie.
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  Speaker 1: What's the answer? One to or three? Richie? Number three,
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  Speaker 1: very serious, number three. And Daniels in Fort Wayne, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Daniel three, number three, Coach Russell one tour three, Coach Russell.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going number three.
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  Speaker 1: Number three, okay? Rob in the three two one Rob.
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  Speaker 3: It's Sheldon.
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  Speaker 2: J Plankton here and I say it's number three.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: So talented, so talented. Jed who fled keep it clean?
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  Speaker 6: Jed?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: One two or three?
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Jed a corner time number one.
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  Speaker 1: Number one. All right, time to reveal answers, reveal answers.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: We don't have time to give you the rundown and
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: all the stories again. But the fake story this week
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: that would be the porn star unretiring story. Number one
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: was the fake story of course, how does Woe retire
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: from porn? You know, it's kind of like guardy, like, yeah,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean you're still you know, whether there's
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: a camera or not, there's still activity going on. I
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: would think, but what do I know. I don't know,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: you're not