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Scottie Pippen is Trippin & WDYM I went to jail?? · WDYM What Do You Mean?

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• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: And first and foremost, thank you for listening to episode three, which is titled I Went to Jail.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: As funny as that sounds, it's not as you think.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: But first and foremost, we gotta go ahead and hit the latest with the what's going on.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: What the hell's going on?
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: First and foremost, we gotta stop by Chicago where Scottie Pippen is tripping.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lately, he's been making all these claims about old coach Phil Jackson, basically calling him a racist that he didn't like black people.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: Now, first and foremost, from what I saw as a kid growing up and all that stuff and watching the Chicago Bulls during the 90s and all that stuff, was that that clearly wasn't the case.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: You couldn't see on the basketball court, but what Scotty's been claiming is that Phil Jackson didn't get didn't write plays for him because he was black.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: Now the play that is very famous or infamous for the for Scottie Pippen was the play where he decided not to go in, and then Tony Kukoc, who was a rookie at the time, took the main shot and hit it and won the game for the team while he sat on the bench and pouted.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: Now, if you rewind time and watch any old old uh NBA footage of Chicago Bulls, you know that Scottie Pippen was a very good player.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: In fact, he was probably well, he was the number two on an option with the greatest player of all time, Michael Jordan.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: There's no discussion about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: He was the number two option.
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  SPEAKER_00: So when Michael left, it was Scotty's team.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: So you would think.
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  SPEAKER_00: So this one play where they were playing a team, um, let's just say the New York Knicks, I don't know, that uh the play was drawing for Tony Ku coach.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: And then he hit the shot while he sat on the bench and didn't play.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: And from that point 30 years ago, from that play 30 years ago, Scotty draws the fact that Phil Jackson is racist.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: Now, uh to speak on this, personally, I don't think I don't think Phil Jackson's racist at all.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: Uh the thing is that it kind of bothers me is that it's 30 years ago.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: Bro, if if if the coach is racist, wouldn't somebody else say something about it?
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't you think actually Michael Jordan would have said something about it?
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, Phil's racist, he said some crazy shit in the locker room.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_00: But to say he's racist now I think that's a little bit of bull crap.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: But you know, that's that's what I'm thinking.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, why would Scotty all of a sudden think that Phil Jackson's racist?
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: And the thing that that you know makes it funny is that, you know, last year during the pandemic, Jordan dropped the uh documentary.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I guess Pippen might not have liked that because it's kind of showed him in a certain light.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_00: But my thinking is that if you're Scottie Pippen, you are you are admired through the NBA for being a good number two.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_00: There's nothing wrong with being Michael Jordan's number two.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, who wouldn't take that position if they had the chance to?
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: So for Scotty to be tripping, like he is right now, because of because he's writing a book, he's also writing a book about his telling of the story.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: And I think that because the book's coming out and he's trying to make headlines so people can get this book.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm telling you right now, I ain't picking up that book because I don't one don't tarnish my legacy of the Bulls.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, look, I watched y'all all growing up, and I still think that is the greatest NBA team of all time.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: Screw them Warriors.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: Screw Steph Curry and Kevin Durant and Draymond Green.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_00: The Chicago Bulls from the 90s was my is my team, is my go-to.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like if I had if I was dying, had a gun straight to my head and said, pick one NBA team to save your life, no doubt about it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm picking Scottie Pippen, Michael Jordan, Dennis Robbins, Tony Kukos to save my life.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because that was the team.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_00: I like Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls.
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  SPEAKER_00: And Scottie Pippen and the Chicago Bulls.
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  SPEAKER_00: But to say he's racist, I just come on, Scotty.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_00: Come on, man.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, come on, man.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: Come on, man.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, come on, man.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_00: That's ridiculous to do it 30 years after.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_00: And then the funny thing about it is that if if you think he's racist, then why wouldn't Shaq say he's racist?
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_00: Because he Shaq played for him too.
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  SPEAKER_00: What about Michael Jordan come out saying, yeah, he's racist?
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  SPEAKER_00: Or, you know, Ron Harper, or any other African American or non-white player saying, hey, look, Phil was saying some crazy stuff.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_00: And uh, you know, I think he's racist.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_00: But that never happened.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: Never happened one before.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Scottie Pippen, bro, man, yeah, you tripping, man.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just we can't do we you can't do that 30 years later after after playing for him, being on this assistant coach, being on the team on his coaching team, and now all of a sudden he's racist.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_00: Again, you you my second favorite player, but you're tripping on this one, man.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_00: You know, there's no doubts about it.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_00: You are tripping.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_00: Scotty Pippen is straight tripping.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_00: Also in the headlines today, or this week, or this past week, Bill Cosby.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: Bill Cosby has been released from jail on a technicality.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_00: Now, that blows my mind that Bill Cosby is free.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_00: And it's it's hard as as a black American to see Bill Cosby in jail.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_00: And as I thought about it, I fell in love with Heathcliff Heath Cliff Huxable, his character on the Cosby show.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_00: And so when I heard he went to jail, I was like, yo, how did Bill Cosby go to jail?
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_00: But then I realized Bill Cosby is a creek, is a jerk, and I admire he uh Cliff Huxable from the show, and I I get the two confused.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_00: But for him to come out and say, Hey, you know, a technicality got him out, is is okay, it's excuse me, it's fair to say that that a technicality got him free.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_00: But if 36 women came out and said, Yo, this guy did me dirty, drugged me, raped me, and now he's free, it's it's an embarrassment to the criminal system, the judge, you know, the criminal system that we all uphold to, or you know, fear, so to speak, that Mr.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_00: Cosby is free.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_00: And it's really hard for me to see Bill Cosby or labeled as a rape as a rapist and all that stuff, but to admire him as Cliff Huxable from the show.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_00: So, you know, without further ado, you know, Bill Cosby, you know, you're old and you know, you entertained a lot, but dude, if if these are true, which he admitted it it was, sir, go underneath go underneath the house and just rot.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: But it's just hard to see Bill Cosby, the legend icon.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_00: Or it's hard to hear that the things that Bill Cosby did, and now he gets to be free.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, speaking of jail and all that good stuff, uh the main story today is just gonna be a short podcast, but I got it though.
• 8:40
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• 8:46
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• 8:50
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• 8:50
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• 8:53
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• 8:57
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• 8:59
  SPEAKER_00: Those bars and liquid soaps are gross.
• 9:01
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• 9:04
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• 9:11
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• 9:13
  SPEAKER_00: I got three bars of soap that I typically mess with bay rum, spearment basil, and alpine sage.
• 9:18
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• 9:29
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• 9:35
  SPEAKER_00: Now, about that daggone soap, guess who's using my soap anyway?
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my wife decided to say, let me use some of my soap.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_00: You know, there's the thing about marriage and all that stuff.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: You just can't have anything yourself anymore.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_00: I bought that soap specifically for me, but I've I I'm close to her talking to her, and I'm like, You got my soap on, don't you?
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, Yeah, I thought I used it on my face.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, man, I can't have anything anymore.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_00: But the main story today is uh, yeah, your boy went to jail.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_00: Now, you may think like I did something wrong.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_00: No, I ain't never been caught yet.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I I I visited I visited jail for a job interview, and that was the silliest thing I've ever done in my life.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_00: Uh to think I was work I wanted to work at a jail.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_00: Now, mind you, my mindset was from the previous podcast where I was working at Chipotle.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't like Chipotle, so therefore it was it needed a change.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: That change came in form of an interview at jail.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_00: Now that doesn't even sound remotely right, but you know, when you're desperate as I was to get out of Chipotle, jail didn't sound too bad until I walked in jail.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_00: And when you walk in jail, it looks like every prison movie you ever seen on TV or any movie.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's jail.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't escape the fact that that is jail, and all the noises and all that stuff, it is so true.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, listen, I mean, it feels so bad because you're at the gates and you gotta wait on somebody to get in.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_00: So, you know, I'm in there like, hey, yeah, uh uh I'm Michael, I'm here for a job interview.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_00: And it's like, and the person's like, here?
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: I said, Yeah, I mean, why else would I be here?
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't I don't belong in jail.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_00: I'm here for a job interview.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I get in there and the noise of jail just tightens your butt cheeks.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's just crazy that this is what you hear.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_00: Scared.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_00: You hear this, you're like, oh my god, I'm planning to work here five out of seven days a week.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, this who's that?
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sorry.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_00: I'm scared, but I'm gonna do this job interview.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_00: So I do the job interview, and you know, I'm talking to the person, and they're like, Yeah, well, this place is not as bad as you think.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_00: I say, you have no idea what I'm thinking right now.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm keeping everything tight.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to the bathroom, I'm not going anywhere except this job interview with you.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_00: You're going with me.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: So as we talk and stuff, and you know, we're talking about the details of the job and everything, and uh, you know, we get out there on the floor.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_00: We get out on the floor, and the convicts are cooking for everybody else.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: And it's like, okay, so if they're cooking, why do you need me?
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_00: We need you to supervise.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_00: So I say, hold on for a minute.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just a chef.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_00: You're not gonna have me up here supervising convicts.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not suited for that.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_00: I uh no, I that I can't do I can't initially in my head, I'm like, I can't do this.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_00: I can't supervise people that are taller than me and in jail and you want me to watch them?
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what if they have knives and and they have knives to cut?
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you don't gotta worry about that.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_00: I said, why?
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_00: It's just everything is pre-cut, pre-cooked, and everything.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: I said, Okay, so everything's pre-cut, pre-cooked.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_00: What am I doing here?
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_00: Uh and it's like if I'm I'm not supervising, I'm I'm here to watch the food.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you just taste the food and all that stuff.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay, that's some bull crap, but you know, let's carry on.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_00: So as I'm walking through the jail and I'm seeing how things is, it's just just everything I'm thinking, it's like, how can they stab me in my back when I'm in here?
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_00: Because they gave me, they walk me through the freezer, like they can stab me here when I turn around and get these ice, you know, these frozen corn and all that stuff.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: This is not right.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_00: Just I can't do this.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: So as we're walking around, mind you, that I'm dressed for an interview.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_00: So I have the full jacket on, the three-piece suit on, and we're walking around jail and I'm looking at it like, yo, this is this, I don't know why I'm here.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I know Dipole's bad, but it's not this bad.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_00: I will gladly go back to any of those stores I've been to just to work there.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, no, this jail thing ain't for me.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_00: So as I'm doing the interview, there's normal people I'm seeing.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_00: There's like, oh, you're gonna be the new chef manager?
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, I'm gonna be a chef manager here.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, money talks, right?
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_00: So we get in there and we start talking to other people and they're working and they're serving people and all that stuff.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_00: And then they're like, hey, do you want to get on the line and serve people?
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, but I can't be a punk.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_00: I can't, I'm in jail already, so I can't be a punk.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, I was like, Yeah, I'll serve some food.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_00: They had baked beans, a piece of chicken, a piece of bread, and all that stuff.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm just slopping it on the floor, slopping it on the tray, like, bam, you know, hitting them, bam.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_00: So as they come up walking, you know, you hear all the noises and stuff like you just heard previously on top of this.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: Then I realize I'm in jail trying to find a job, working with convicts.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_00: What am I doing?
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: I I need to go back to Chipotle.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: I can't, I can't do this.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_00: What am I what am I doing?
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_00: I don't belong here in jail, let alone working in a jail with convicts and people that are in jail for a reason.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_00: And they're all and the thing is that when you see them, it's like, dude, this is straight from a movie.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_00: All tattooed up.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, how do y'all how do y'all function?
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_00: I don't understand.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you all tattooed up.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: What do you plan on doing when you leave jail?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_00: You ain't getting no regular job.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_00: You going so anyway, I'm slopping on a plate, hitting it up.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_00: They're not they're not saying that they're taking their tray, they're walking on.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay, this is this is cool.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm slopping on a tray, moving on.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_00: Put it on the tray, move on.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: Then one of them decides to stop.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_00: One of them decides to stop and say, hey, hey, hey guys, look who we got back there.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_00: We got Brian McKnight serving us pork and beans.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_00: And that was this, that was the that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_00: I said, you know what, I can't, I can't work here.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_00: This is ridiculous.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_00: And they all started laughing.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_00: I said, this sh ain't funny.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I am dressed nice, but I ain't no Brian McNight.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_00: I can't sing.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_00: I mean I can, but not like that.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_00: So after he said that, I said, yo, this is this is terrible.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_00: So we get back in the office and he's like, Well, how do you like it?
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_00: I said, Man, it's it's oh.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I could I could probably do it.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_00: And then I was like, all right, so I'm gonna try to get myself out of the situation.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_00: What I mean by that is I'm gonna just say something crazy where he like can't do that.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, all right, all right, if you want me to work here, I'm gonna need Friday, Saturday off.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm thinking, you that's a deal break.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: You can't you can't work somewhere and get the best days of the week off.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, no problem.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_00: What's that?
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, shoot.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_00: Uh oh, okay, okay, all right, shoot.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_00: Get Friday, Saturday off.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_00: I said, all right, how much is your uh 401k match?
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_00: I want it to match 50% of what I'm at.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, okay.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, damn, okay.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_00: That's ridiculous.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_00: You know, no company should match 50% of a 401k.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, oh shoot.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: Uh uh, okay, all right.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_00: Well, my my asking salary, 85,000.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_00: He said, 85,000?
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_00: I said 85,000.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_00: He said, but you know, we were only offering 65,000 on the job, on the uh job posted.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_00: I said, yeah, but you know, I'm in jail.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_00: If I'm gonna work here for jail, I'm gonna I'm gonna make sure that I'm happy.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_00: 85,000.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, all right, all right, all right.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_00: Let me go talk to my boss.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_00: So he closes the door and leaves me, and the officer said,$85,000.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_00: That is ridiculous.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way that they're gonna accept that job offer for$85,000.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_00: So he comes back in the office.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, all right, hey, my boss said$85,000 could work.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what?
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_00: $85,000, really?
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh, you know what?
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_00: Jail ain't that bad.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, wait a minute.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's jail.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_00: You know what can happen in jail?
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_00: You know, don't drop the soap jokes and all that stuff.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: That's sh that stuff is real.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's the stuff that constantly goes through my mind when you're actually behind the bars, when you're actually behind the bars.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_00: You just can't.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_00: Did you hear that?
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_00: My this is that was no, although no, I'm I can't.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_00: 85,000 is great.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_00: It sounds good, but no, I am not staying here for that.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_00: No way, Jose.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_00: So I was like, yeah, let me uh let me go home, think about it, and I'll get back to you about this, about this 85,000, you know, about this job.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I ain't calling back.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_00: You crazy?
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way in the world I'm working in jail.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_00: Period.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_00: Point blank.com.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, ain't happening.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, basically he called me.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, Yeah, so um, Michael, what are you gonna you gonna accept the job?
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_00: I said, man, hell no.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_00: I will suffer at your pole for a couple more years before I come back over there.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way in hell I'm working at jail.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you for the time.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you for the offer, but I ain't going to jail.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_00: And that was the one and only time I'm going to jail.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_00: If you are a friend of mine and you go to jail, I will write you a letter.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: I I ain't going to be going to jail.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_00: Visit for what?
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_00: What you did something.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_00: I don't need to go to jail.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_00: That was the that was a terrible experience to go to go to jail.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_00: Have you been to jail?
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_00: Let me know if you've been to jail.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: Hit me up on the on the app and just say, hey, look, man, I've been to jail, it ain't that bad.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm gonna call you a liar because it's terrible.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to jail.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_00: That was the first and last time, and I'm never going to jail after that.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_00: So with that being said, this is gonna be a short one, but hey, sometimes short is sweet, but that's what we're gonna do here today, and that's gonna be in it.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_00: I went I went to jail and I ain't never going back, and I ain't gonna break, I ain't breaking no laws.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_00: I ain't doing that.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-mm-mm.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: Can't do it.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_00: No, sir.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_00: With that being said, episode three in the books in under 20 minutes.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_00: How about that?
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_00: So there you go.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_00: As always, thank you for listening to the podcast.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_00: We'll be up for episode four.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully soon.