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Tell us your crime and we'll guess if you were arrested or not · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I'm super follow you.
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  Speaker 2: You got Joe bro tickets eight thirty this morning, keep
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  Speaker 2: listening to play a brand new game.
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  Speaker 3: Rich and I were brainstorming this last week.
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  Speaker 2: Tell us what crime you did, and we're gonna guess
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  Speaker 2: if you got arrested or not. And we tested it
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  Speaker 2: out on Facebook and it blew up. So you tell
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  Speaker 2: us the crime you did, and we're going to guess.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a restaurant. We might throw some diamondback tickets
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  Speaker 2: your way to Daisy.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Hi, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: I started a fire in an abandoned house.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's big, no big on accident or were you
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  Speaker 5: being a little piro?
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  Speaker 4: I was in a little pyro got busted.
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  Speaker 1: I think she got away with it.
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  Speaker 3: I think you got arrested.
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  Speaker 6: Do I say now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did not get arrested. I was in middle
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  Speaker 4: school and I was ditching with some friends and we
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  Speaker 4: were just walking and obviously you don't want to get caught.
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  Speaker 4: So we just found this place and we were silly
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  Speaker 4: and we started like a fire with like paper, just
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  Speaker 4: bes stuff, and thankfully it did not get out of control.
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  Speaker 4: It was caught by a neighbor who was training to
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  Speaker 4: be a police officer. Long story short, just had a
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  Speaker 4: big scolding in front of my mom.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you got caught, not arrested.
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  Speaker 4: Right, I got caught but not arrested.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, that's good, Daisy, that's good. Thanks
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  Speaker 3: for calling in.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks by Theresa.
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  Speaker 3: You tell us the crime you did. We're gonna guess
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  Speaker 3: if you got arrested.
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  Speaker 6: Night. Okay, So I snuck into a military base with
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  Speaker 6: my dad.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa with your what with her dad?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: She snuck into a military base?
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  Speaker 3: Is that against the law.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure they have gates up there for a reason
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  Speaker 5: at military basis. I'm going to say that you got
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  Speaker 5: busted by the military police, but not arrested.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you.
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  Speaker 4: Got away with it because, like you were with your dad,
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  Speaker 4: I think you got busted.
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so we did get caught by military police, but
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  Speaker 6: we did not get arrested.
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  Speaker 3: Why did your dad want to do that?
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  Speaker 6: Well, if this was back in twenty fourteen and me
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  Speaker 6: and my daughter, who was two at the time, we
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  Speaker 6: were just going to go on vacation and my dad
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  Speaker 6: wanted to tag long to get some official documents signed
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  Speaker 6: up the military base where he was stationed, and they
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  Speaker 6: were closed at the time. They told him to come
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  Speaker 6: back Monday, and we were just going to breathe out
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  Speaker 6: the other exit, and he was just like, let's just
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  Speaker 6: go drive around, and I don't think we can do that,
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  Speaker 6: but he said no, it'll be all right. And my
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  Speaker 6: dad was kind of a crazy guy, so it's always
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  Speaker 6: an adventure with my dad, so I never said no
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  Speaker 6: to my dad. So we were driving around the base
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  Speaker 6: and we ended up way in the back where they
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  Speaker 6: were actually doing drills like firearm drills and the obstacle
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  Speaker 6: course drills. We were in there for about maybe at
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  Speaker 6: the ten to fifteen minutes until was finally noticed the
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  Speaker 6: military police and they followed us around and eventually they
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  Speaker 6: did turn on their life. I didn't see it after
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  Speaker 6: maybe a few minutes, and then we finally stopped. They
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  Speaker 6: pulled us out, asked us what we were doing, taking
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  Speaker 6: our information or my license and registration everything, and when
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  Speaker 6: my dad explained why we were there, they eventually kind
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  Speaker 6: of laughed it off. And I was freaking out because
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  Speaker 6: my two year daughter was in the back and I
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  Speaker 6: was like, Oh, my god, am I going to go
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  Speaker 6: to jail? Is my daughter is going to be taken?
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  Speaker 6: But they wentually let us go. They just told us
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  Speaker 6: just you being my chap for next time. They just
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  Speaker 6: gave my dad a little salute because he was a sergeant.
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  Speaker 6: I retired and the manetig sergeant and we left the
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  Speaker 6: rest of our education.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you, Teresa, have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, youkaid, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Da Are you there.
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Crime?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So I may or may not.
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  Speaker 7: Have been.
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  Speaker 4: Using my alley neighbors window pane as target practice.
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  Speaker 8: They had a four x four window.
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  Speaker 4: With that like.
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  Speaker 8: Gets cut out with the wood pieces.
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  Speaker 4: So there's like sixteen individual.
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  Speaker 7: Windows, and I may or may not have been throwing
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  Speaker 7: rocks to see if I can get a bullseye for
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  Speaker 7: each one.
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  Speaker 1: I may or may not.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so did you get arrested?
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  Speaker 6: I did not.
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  Speaker 4: I was a little younger, and it went around like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: there's somebody, you know going around houses vandalizing.
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  Speaker 9: And my parents look at me and ask like, hey,
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  Speaker 9: did you miss you?
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  Speaker 8: And you know, I didn't know how to lie.
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  Speaker 6: Back then, and I'm like yeah, So we had to.
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  Speaker 8: Walk all the way to their house and sit down
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  Speaker 8: and look at them and apologize.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you, Chewie. What was your crime. Hello, hey, hello, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what's your crime? Go ahead?
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  Speaker 7: When I was fourteen, me and a friend we broke
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  Speaker 7: into Christwn Mam at like one two in the morning.
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  Speaker 7: We stole some stuff we at home, got away with it.
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  Speaker 7: We thought we were so cool. We did it again.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this time.
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  Speaker 7: This time we took up a couple more friends. Little
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  Speaker 7: did we know one of the friends was not as
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  Speaker 7: smart as we thought he was. Well, we were kids,
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  Speaker 7: so we obviously weren't smart. But uh yeah so but
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  Speaker 7: uh the second time, I did.
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  Speaker 1: Get caught and charged charged with anything.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was a kid, so uh, they gave me
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  Speaker 7: two years probation. And then my mom was My mom
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  Speaker 7: was mad. My mom was so pissed because we got away,
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  Speaker 7: like we were running on top of We got on
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  Speaker 7: top of the roof of the mall and there's latches
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  Speaker 7: up that you can open and get into the mall.
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  Speaker 7: So we did that, and then uh, well then we
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  Speaker 7: saw that the cops. We can see through the windows.
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  Speaker 7: We got into the Big five sporting good uh and
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  Speaker 7: and outside the window you can see the police out there.
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  Speaker 7: So we took car booms. So the guys I was
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  Speaker 7: with they grabbed a whole bunch of stuff. I was like,
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  Speaker 7: forget this, I'm trying to I'm trying to get out
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  Speaker 7: of here. Well, they had dogs out there, they had
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  Speaker 7: helicopters out there, and then uh I lived on right
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  Speaker 7: behind the mall on Culture and Eighteenth Avenue. I lived
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  Speaker 7: right there. We all lived right there. So we got
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  Speaker 7: away and we're walking home and the sun's starting to
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  Speaker 7: come up, and I seen a car. I've seen a
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  Speaker 7: cop car. And I was like, no, things are right.
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  Speaker 7: So I started running and I hear the big old mike.
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  Speaker 7: They called me by my government names, not.
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  Speaker 1: Just Chewing, not just Chewing. And then you see my.
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  Speaker 7: Mom and I kept running.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm out of here.
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  Speaker 7: I'm out of here. And I see my mom's car
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  Speaker 7: pull up behind the police car, and I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 7: it's over.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your mom ride with the cops.
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  Speaker 1: The cops have the taser out. Your mom's at the
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  Speaker 1: chunkolate she stops you with the chunkla.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, get here, alright, cher hold on, I
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  Speaker 7: think you're in the running for some downback ticket.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good.
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven ninety three seven one four seven. Tell
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  Speaker 2: us the crime you committed. We're gonna guess if you
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  Speaker 2: got arrested or not. After I in a grand tell
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  Speaker 2: us the crime, and we're gonna guess if you got
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  Speaker 2: arrested or not. On Facebook, Christopher says, I'd love it
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  Speaker 2: if we can find Christopher call us. Christopher says, I
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  Speaker 2: picked up a girl at a bar. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: an after hours party and stop the circle k to
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  Speaker 2: pick up some more beers. We pull up and I
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  Speaker 2: see a cop car park to the side of the building.
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  Speaker 2: She reaches in her person hands me an open bottle
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  Speaker 2: of beer. Next thing I know, I hear a knock
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  Speaker 2: on my window and it's the police. They see me
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  Speaker 2: behind the wheel with an open bottle? Did he get arrested?
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  Speaker 2: Did he not get arrested? Another one on Facebook, this
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  Speaker 2: is so This one is so crazy. My daughter kidnapped
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  Speaker 2: and smuggled the neighbor's refugee kids on the school bus.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, and the school called.
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  Speaker 2: I told her, I wondered why the parents came over
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  Speaker 2: but couldn't understand him. They called the apartments and the
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  Speaker 2: resource officer drove them home. She did it again the
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  Speaker 2: next day, So she kidnapped these kids. Well, that's heaven
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  Speaker 2: glory Anne says road rage girl was not in the
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  Speaker 2: right lane. I had just gotten Wendy's, so while she
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  Speaker 2: was yelling, I took a handful of fries and threw
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  Speaker 2: in her face. She screamed and said she was going
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  Speaker 2: to call the cops. I said, make sure you tell
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  Speaker 2: me it was a drive by frying.
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  Speaker 3: I want to know.
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  Speaker 2: What crime did you commit. We're gonna guess if you
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  Speaker 2: got arrested. Good morning, rob, what'd you do?
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  Speaker 10: All right?
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  Speaker 9: Short and sweet, my young nineteen twenty year old brain,
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  Speaker 9: I had traded in a vehicle with custom wheels on it,
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  Speaker 9: and a couple of weeks later, I was walking into
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  Speaker 9: the mall and I saw it, and they never got
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  Speaker 9: my second set of keys. So I thought it would
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  Speaker 9: be funny to jump in my old car and drive
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  Speaker 9: it all the way around on the opposite side of
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  Speaker 9: the mall, just so that the new.
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  Speaker 10: Owner would lose their minds.
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  Speaker 9: But everything actually be okay, so there's not going to
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  Speaker 9: be a prank. But in the eyes of society, I
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  Speaker 9: broke the law.
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, I don't think you got arrested for that.
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  Speaker 5: They probably reported it missing, though, but I don't think
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  Speaker 5: you got arrested.
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  Speaker 7: It was.
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  Speaker 9: Correct, but I wasn't even thinking about the full scale
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  Speaker 9: investigation that was done because they thought it was a
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  Speaker 9: stolen vehicle, and obviously there's cameras everywhere at the mall.
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  Speaker 9: So I did get a talking to and was forced
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  Speaker 9: to get back. The second city keeps that I should
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  Speaker 9: have never had it the first place.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you were trying to be funny. Oh, like
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  Speaker 5: I said, I'll let you toss the law just for
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  Speaker 5: being funny. All right, Rob, thanks for calling in, brother,
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  Speaker 5: appreciate Tyler. You tell us the crime. We're going to
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  Speaker 5: guess if you got arrested.
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  Speaker 10: So I got into a high speed chase as a
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  Speaker 10: chubby thirteen year old on a dirt bike that lasted
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  Speaker 10: about fifteen miles.
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  Speaker 3: WHOA who was chasing you? The police cars? Helicopters?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, so well that one was. I was later told
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  Speaker 10: that they did phone in a helicopter from it was
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  Speaker 10: a small town, Bullhead city. I was later told they
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  Speaker 10: did phone in the helicopters. But yeah, fifteen mile high
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  Speaker 10: speed aa wow?
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  Speaker 3: Nice?
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  Speaker 1: What did we think? Did he get busted?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: I think you.
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  Speaker 1: Totally got busted.
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  Speaker 7: You can't outrun the cops on a bike, can you?
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  Speaker 2: You can.
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  Speaker 10: In a smaller town, you can get away with it.
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  Speaker 10: But also being a smaller town, they showed up to
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  Speaker 10: my house seven hours later.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure they're probably bothered that you took him on
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  Speaker 5: such a long chase.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks Tyler, Thanks brother. Hold On. I say, hey, Chewi,
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  Speaker 3: you're still in hold Yes, sure you want to go
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  Speaker 3: to the down Backs game?
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  Speaker 7: Heck yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I love it?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, Yeah, you guys are the best.
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  Speaker 5: Who news that like escaping off rooftops would eventually get
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  Speaker 5: you Diamondbacks tickets.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 7: Who knew? Right, I'm gonna tell my mom because she
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  Speaker 7: made me still go to Saturday school the next morning.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, chill you, hold on. Thanks for listening, Diana,
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, what's going on?
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  Speaker 8: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 7: Hi?
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  Speaker 8: I'm calling because I wanted to give Kyle a shout
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  Speaker 8: out because she pushed me to go to the dermatologists
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  Speaker 8: and get checked and get some stuff remove. However, I
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  Speaker 8: would like to make a psa that when you go
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  Speaker 8: you have to get naked. And nobody told me that. Nobody.
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  Speaker 8: I thought they were just going to check something on
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  Speaker 8: my leg and that's the end of it. She's like, no, no, honey,
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  Speaker 8: you need to take off everything and if you're comfortable,
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  Speaker 8: just take off your number too. Well, at this point,
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  Speaker 8: might have let everything out, right, like, okay, fine. The
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  Speaker 8: problem is that I have my toddler with me and
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  Speaker 8: he started trying to take off his clothes too, So
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  Speaker 8: I'm like, no, dude, you don't need to take your
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  Speaker 8: clothes off, like we're good, Like you don't need to
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  Speaker 8: and then he's like uh uh like telling me and
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  Speaker 8: I'm like, oh my God, I'm trying to chase this
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  Speaker 8: kid with a little paper dress that covers nothing. It
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  Speaker 8: covers nothing, And like, I feel like I'm going to
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  Speaker 8: the adult world since I have a two year old
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  Speaker 8: and before that, like I depended on other adults. Now
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  Speaker 8: I'm the adult and I'm like, oh, no, dermatologist comes
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  Speaker 8: in and I'm like mooning her because I'm running around
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  Speaker 8: with my toddler. So, yeah, that was fun. That was
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  Speaker 8: really fun.
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  Speaker 3: Way to go, Kyle.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, you're right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like a whole another level of adult team,
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  Speaker 8: like a whole another level for real. But no, I'm
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  Speaker 8: glad I went. I'm glad I went.
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  Speaker 1: Glad.
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  Speaker 8: I'm I'm East I'm Eastern's mom. And then the last
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  Speaker 8: time I called you, guys, I was getting ready to
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  Speaker 8: go to the hospital to have the second baby months ago.
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  Speaker 3: Oh did you name your kid Easton? Because Kyle named
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  Speaker 3: her kid Easton.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 3: And so you went to the dermatologist because Colin is
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  Speaker 3: the germatologists. What's next, col what next?
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  Speaker 2: What else?
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  Speaker 1: What's on your list? Bunch of lists?
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  Speaker 8: Then, but no, the second baby has a different name.
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  Speaker 3: Now, what's that baby?
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  Speaker 1: EnEx silast that maybe Kyle have a kid named Enix SILENX. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I gotta start following.
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  Speaker 8: Should thank you so much, but yeah, p s A.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta get down to how the Good Lord brought
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  Speaker 8: you in.
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  Speaker 3: Very true good luck. Thank you for calling in.
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  Speaker 7: Bye,