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A DOG A DOUCHE AND A BARBIE · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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  I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got my 2 little
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  partners here with me. I've got the Barbie.
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  Hi and I've got Liv. Hi.
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  No British accent today. Good morning.
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  Barbie, can you do the British accent good?
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  Morning, good. Morning.
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  I'm supposed to. You sound like hands on Gretel.
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  No. No, no, Pinocchio or something.
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  Who is that? No, the gingerbread.
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  Man, you sound like the gingerbread.
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  Oliver Twist, That's what I was thinking.
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  Oliver's Yeah, I was thinking, Oliver, please.
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  I don't not. My cum drop buttons.
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  Have. You seen that for sure.
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  I don't know what we're talking about.
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  All right, we're just going to go with Moe and Curly today are
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  the 2 Stooges. All right, bitches.
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  So let's get into the nitty gritty.
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  We're going to talk about some people today.
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  I like people. I.
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  Was going to say I. Don't.
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  Great. Let's talk about some of our
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  favorites or some of our worst experiences in the dungeon.
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  Let's do worst that's more fun. We've already talked about our
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  worst on here. You know what?
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  Not everybody remembers all of your words, you know, Because.
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  The worst for me is that this, this the shitter that took seven
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  years off my life. That's.
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  Oh God, that's. Almost so bad that like, we'll
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  take half the podcast to explain what happened.
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  That's so bad. About that one recently.
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  So bad. Yeah.
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  Yeah, that was. Truly horrific.
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  And the fact that my best friend was there, I was like, Oh my
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  God, the first time I bring her to the dungeon and it's that I
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  was like, you know what? Not bringing my friends around
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  what I. Was going to say, why did you
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  want to torture your boyfriend? Mia, I did not know that was
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  going to happen. I didn't know it either, but you
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  always expect the worst. I didn't.
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  I was like this will be cute and fun.
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  It was. Not fun.
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  This girl's trauma bonding. It was not cute and fun.
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  It was horrific. It was.
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  It wasn't terrible. It was it was awful.
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  And he had so many rings in there.
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  They just kept oozing out. OK, so this goes back to men who
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  don't do enemas, but see, I really think he wanted to shit
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  on you. He.
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  Didn't know he was purposely shitting, I swear to God.
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  I really think. Because I I've pegged my fair
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  share of men and you know, a little poop happens, but like,
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  shitting on the floor doesn't happen unless you try.
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  Yeah, no, Bree and I saw someone and we always called him the
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  painter because he always came in white painter clothes.
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  But in actuality, he would always paint the shit out of the
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  dungeon because, yeah, painting hasn't painted the shit.
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  It's an old expression. However, he would go and come
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  in, he would lay down, he would stroke his Dick when Bree would
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  fuck him in the ass. And the last time he was here,
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  she put this ginormous, you know, 12 inch Dick in his ass
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  and just started pounding the fuck out of him.
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  And it was not projectile. It was one solid.
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  Log Oh my God. And it came out.
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  Like and. Bree was about to throw the
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  fuck. Oh my gosh, it was.
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  An extra 6 inches on that Dick. But as he came is when his
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  ejaculated shit projected from his asshole at the same time.
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  It was like, yeah. It was a lot.
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  I, I actually, we were talking about this person before the
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  podcast started. We were talking about I took
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  from somebody else, the one you saw a few times.
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  I was seeing him and I was pegging him and he like really
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  wanted to use a strap on. I just couldn't find 1.
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  So I was like, I got to do it manually.
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  I got to do it and I had him on the Gurney and I was.
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  Picking him and. When we were done he stood up
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  and there was just like brown spots around on his butt and up
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  his back. I was like, now what in the
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  hell? Is that and.
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  He's getting dressed and I'm staring and I'm like, does he
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  have like moles? He needs to get checked out.
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  He had shit and it had gone up his back and he put on his
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  clothes. It's too late for me to say
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  anything. He was gone.
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  The clothes are on. And so he left and I looked at
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  the Gurney and I was like, I'm going to bleach the fuck out of
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  this. Thing 90s like if.
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  You're going to take something in your ass, Skip a meal, enema
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  douche. I don't know, take a shit before
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  you come get fucked. It's really easy not to shit on
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  the. Table.
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  It's so easy not to shit on the table.
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  Almost every Horror Story is going to have to do with someone
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  shitting on the table. Yes, without.
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  Like without permission. Yeah, totally.
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  Now, Liv, what do you think your worst experience has been thus
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  far? She peed on my hand.
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  I haven't cut for a few moments. All right, so Liv, tell us one
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  of your worst experiences thus far in the dungeon.
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  It's still going to be that guy with the piercing blue eyes.
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  Tell us. That he would just be like stare
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  at me deeply in the eyes and breathe heavy.
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  I do that. I have piercing blue eyes.
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  Yeah, but it was crazy. It was.
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  Like kind of traumatic. I hated it.
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  And he came in twice and I was like, no.
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  And she didn't tell me it was me, the same guy.
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  So when I walked in, I was like, oh.
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  Did Mia ever tell you about my very first like session in the
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  dungeon? It was a a man that she hadn't
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  seen before. And he came in, he had a
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  ponytail and an eye patch and he came in and he definitely was
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  hoping we were hookers. Like Mia was talking to him and
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  he like come. And I was like, so like, it's my
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  first time in the dungeon so I'm like nervous.
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  So I'm like sitting on one side of him and Mia is like sitting
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  kind of facing him. And he was like, so is this like
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  a happy ending? And he looked at me and Mia
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  went, no, I think he was like, oh, I see, Wink, wink.
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  And I was like, no, dude, we don't do that.
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  It's an. Unhappy ending, yeah.
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  And then he was like, we're like, So what are you into?
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  And he kept so he was like, I'm into sissification.
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  And we were like, cool. And we went to like go get some
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  pantyhose or a skirt. And he was like, what are you
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  doing? And we're like, you said you're
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  into sissification. He's like, no, just verbally.
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  And I was like, oh, so you don't know what that means?
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  And then like, so we he basically just wants to be like
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  called a woman. It was weird.
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  And so he was so weird, they. Were like, you want to suck that
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  Dick? He's like, yeah, but like not as
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  a guy. And we were like, huh?
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  He's like, I'm not gay. And I was like, what?
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  And he's like, I just really like sucking Dick.
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  You have a Dick I can suck. And we're like, yeah, let us
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  pull down our head without our hard 8 inch cock for you.
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  So we ended up just like making him like suck on a dildo while
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  he jerks off and then he goes, can I watch porn?
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  We were like, yeah, sure. And then so Mia was like, what
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  do you want to watch? He knew the title of this like
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  porno by name. It was like bang, blow, like
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  group something. Yeah, blow, bang something.
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  And it was like the very specific handle of like the porn
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  video. Yeah, let Let's describe the
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  blow. Bang.
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  Tell us. It was, it was like a bukaki,
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  kind of. It was like a girl in the middle
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  sucking a bunch of Dicks. And I was like, I bet you wish
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  you were that girl, Han. He was like, yeah, I don't like
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  not. Gay, not gay.
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  He was like. He was like, I want to suck a
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  Dick, but as a woman sucking a man's Dick.
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  But I'm not a woman, I'm a man. And I was like, that's between
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  you and whoever you pray to. And you're I was.
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  Going to say you and your fucking mind.
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  In his mind he wanted to be a hot 25 year old chick sucking
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  Dick. Also he was really bad at
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  sucking Dick. Oh God, he was.
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  So I could. Feel the teeth through the
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  dildo. Damn.
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  I was like God, it was like sticking a dildo down a blender.
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  I was like I was trying to dodge the teeth, go back to the dildo.
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  I did. I was expecting to pull it out
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  chunks. And then he came like a little
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  burst of like dust. It wasn't even Tom and he was
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  no, and I'm making fun of him because he was an asshole to me
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  and Mia. He was really fucking rude and
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  he's never been back. Yeah, that, that was an
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  interesting afternoon. It was so bad that Mia turned to
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  me and went, I promise. Yeah.
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  I mean, it was like, I'm going to scare this girl.
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  Because you know, what people don't see from my point of view
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  is when people reach out to me via e-mail or via text, you
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  know, they'll describe some type of, of session that they would
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  actually want. And it would consist of, hey,
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  you know, I'm into sissification.
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  This is what the guy told me. So, you know, sissification
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  again, is where a man wants to dress up as a woman.
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  Now, there's also forced feminization, same thing, but
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  we're doing it forcefully. Like, we know you want to dress
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  up like a Sissy whore. We know you want to put on
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  panties. Don't be such a fag.
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  You know, it's that kind of shit.
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  But this guy, you know, they give you this illusion of what
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  they really want. In actuality, they come in and
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  they're not what they want. You know, they think it's
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  something else. Yeah, go ahead.
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  And buy a hand job or something like that.
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  But they want someone to jerk them.
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  Off. Yeah, no, we're not doing that.
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  No, we're too mean. Not nice enough you.
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  Can jerk them off with my sandpaper and lemon juice.
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  Yeah, I did jerk a guy off with. I took a goth spike choker
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  inwards around a Dick and he was like, Mistress, can I fuck it?
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  And I was like, yeah, and he did it.
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  So he did it. Himself.
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  I seen that guy. You saw that guy?
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  Yeah, that's my guy. Yeah, I said that I like was
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  that guy that she's talking about?
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  Yes, I see him again. But the best part when Barbie
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  did it? Oh.
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  I would not. I would.
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  Are you sure it's the? Same guy.
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  The guy that you got put the needle in his Dick, Yeah.
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  That guy? Yeah, she has.
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  She has a weird view on what kind of men she likes.
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  OK. You both have really weird views
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  about what kind of men you like. Yeah, I'm telling you, I do.
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  Not have weird views. You kind of do.
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  I feel like I have had sex with very attractive men in my.
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  Life. The last one I saw, yeah, that
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  motherfucker was. Yeah, that.
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  Yeah. Yeah, he should.
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  He should be in film, yeah. Maybe, yeah, he's like a Top Gun
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  type of guy. I.
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  Think if we sweet talk him enough he would.
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  I think we could convince him to come film.
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  Something. Oh yeah, I'm sure.
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  He's, you know, make sure he's. You know, like Ken Barbie in a
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  few days. Oh, yeah, Barbie and Ken, we, we
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  actually went to a different sex party together once.
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  And when he he had like paid my way in and I pulled up and they
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  were like, oh, you look like an actual Barbie.
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  And I was like, yeah, I do. And I got kids inside for you.
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  He doesn't go by kid, but he looks like a kid because we're
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  both blonde and we look stupid when we're out together.
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  I'm not going to lie. No, I don't.
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  No, you don't. Gosh.
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  He was a normal emasculated kid though.
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  He was in a spider man outfit so I don't know.
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  It was a Halloween party so shit.
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  Did you see the ABS of steel and his hot fucking man piece right
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  there? I was seeing something in the
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  spandex suit. Let's just say he does not know
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  what a dance belt is. Me.
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  Either. Tell him Barbie.
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  Oh, a dance belt? Like what?
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  Like the male ballet dancers wear under their tights so their
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  decades swinging? Yeah, it's like a jock strap.
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  I'd rather that they'd be flopping.
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  You saw his. Like a jock strap is a dance
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  belt. It's a little bit live.
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  His band mate was there. For you, yeah, Liv says she want
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  to see a floppin. And that's the fellow that
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  wouldn't fit in the penis tube, right?
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  The penis. Pump He didn't fit in any of the
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  cages either. Christ.
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  Yeah, when? Your Dick don't fit in a fucking
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  penis pump. Yeah, you got a big fucking
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  Jack. Don't eat a pump.
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  You don't. You don't eat the pump.
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  You don't? Chill out brother.
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  You're going over his right shoulder.
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  Exactly. Your Dick and go, you said.
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  Those things don't come in white, so good for you.
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  Oh God, I'm still, I'm telling you what, the biggest Dick I've
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  ever seen was this guy and he was fucking disgusting.
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  And it was when I met him when I was single and he fucking.
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  Pulled that shit out. From his jeans with two.
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  Ham like an omen. It was.
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  It was. Crazy, how long was?
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  It. Oh.
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  Probably 16 inches. It was fucking ginormous.
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  It was. Supposed to show me that 14.
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  Oh, I'm going to show it. No, no, no.
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  It was 27. No, 26 inch Dick.
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  Yeah, I'm going to show it to you.
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  Yeah, I was on a date with a guy and he like unrolled a 26 inch.
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  I would like freak out. I'd be.
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  Like, oh, it was beautiful. God, Glock it.
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  It was beautiful. Thank you.
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  I clock. Out my vaginas off limits when
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  they're that big. Hey, you pump your stomach with
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  it. I don't want to put my stomach
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  with nothing. I mean you could take like 7
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  like at least some of it like. Liv, that's who we're going to
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  see if he wants to come in. The 26 inch.
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  Yes, I'm going to have him meet you when you're single now.
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  Wait, you know the 26 inch? I would fuck him.
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  I sucked his Dick. It was great.
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  Do what? Wait, you know the 26 inch Dick
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  guys when he comes in call me please.
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  Please, I have to see this monstrosity.
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  I'm going to show you a picture. Let me get him a video.
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  Whenever it happens for. Me.
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  Oh fuck yeah, I want to video that shit.
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  Kind of. Car I chop it.
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  No, don't let me do that. No, it's beautiful.
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  You don't do that. What is wrong with you?
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  I don't. Know I like CDT.
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  I like CBT. Too.
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  I love CBT. So back to we were talking about
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  the one that you both saw. The final part of the story was
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  he was bleeding and you were telling the story and you're
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  like, yeah, he was bleeding, but it was none of my business.
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  But it wasn't. When he came in to see me, he
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  was like, yeah, I didn't want that intense, you know, I wanted
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  to come in for a little bit more sensual.
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  That's why I came to see you, because he was like, it was
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  after you. He's like, I don't think I could
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  do it again. What's crazy is that he told me
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  he wanted it and I started. Very sure at the time I'm saying
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  when he wanted to come back, he didn't want it the same way.
• 14:41
  Which is crazy because like, I am known for being a centralist.
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  And so when he came in, he's like, I want it really soft.
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  And I was like, OK, and I started soft.
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  And it just like talking it up. Yeah, like, yeah, you just kept
• 14:52
  getting into it. So I kept going.
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  And then afterwards he was like, yeah, that wasn't very intense,
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  was it? I think he's he was trying to
• 15:00
  downplay it because with me he was like with that like middle
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  of the road. Or is that like pretty intense?
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  I was like, dude, you know, that was intense.
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  Like no he. Knew because we came in.
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  He was like, I didn't want to come in for something intense
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  like that again, not saying that he didn't like what you did.
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  I was saying like he didn't want to come back in for.
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  It he visited prior. That he came in twice and man.
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  I mean, before at all, he might have gone somewhere else and got
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  something like, you know. The.
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  Penis or spikes in the ass. You have no idea what people.
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  Are he wasn't like bleeding profusely but I think one of the
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  spikes cut him a little. Bit there's the Dick right
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  there. That doesn't look like 26
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  inches. It's 26 inches.
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  That's not. It's not.
• 15:38
  That's classic. Yes, that's not hard exactly
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  you. Could jump rope with that
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  talking. Thing what even?
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  Happened. That has to be a condition pass
• 15:48
  pass out when he gets a boner. Yeah, that's why he actually had
• 15:51
  a reduction. So all these guys are
• 15:53
  wheelchairs? Wait, the 26 inch is a reduced
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  size? It was, yeah.
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  He come along, but now. I would have to ask if I haven't
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  seen him in a long. Time.
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  If it's doable, I'll do it. Fuck yeah, it's doable.
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  And what's adorable? My body, my heart is 26 inches
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  from my vagina. I don't.
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  Want it's adorable poop my heart.
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  Look, look. How adorable.
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  He is OK. He's cute, he's.
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  Cute. He's like a little baby cute.
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  Yeah, he's baby cute. He's adorable.
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  Wiener. With a fucking Wiener.
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  Yes, all the difference. I'd fuck that little baby.
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  Yeah, I'll pull him up on Facebook and you show a recent
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  picture of. Him.
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  He's adorable. He's a full body pig.
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  Zoom in on the crotch will tell. Oh.
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  My God, I want to zoom in on the belly.
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  Because he's going to have a print no matter what he wears.
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  That's what I'm saying. Like, is he like taping it to
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  his leg and just hoping that they don't notice?
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  If I had that, I would not tape it.
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  I would walk around wearing white pants and he's like.
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  He probably would be tired of it.
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  It probably scares a lot of girls.
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  Never mind. Fuck yeah, they're the ones that
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  weren't. No.
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  What? You.
• 16:54
  He's adorable. No.
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  Because. He looks like a.
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  Hobo in a suit. He's.
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  Not a hobo in a suit. He's adorable.
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  God, you're so mean. I'm sorry.
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  My. Gosh, no problem, he might
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  listen to this. I'm not saying shit.
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  Look, he looks cleaned up there. He looks good.
• 17:15
  He's got a nice clean beard. You.
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  Forget what you were married to. OK, I'm not married to him no
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  more. Look, we all make a mistake.
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  He's. Four people.
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  He cleans up this one. Yeah. 3 1/2 I love it.
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  Yeah, there's. People in this room, we have 4
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  this week. Don't make a there's.
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  A lot of. People I.
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  Feel attacked? Got a little y'all, can't see it
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  but we got a foot rub station going on in here.
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  I forgot we were recording. This is go round and round and
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  round. Here we go.
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  This this podcast is definitely more conversational than our
• 17:54
  usual ones. And this is where we need a.
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  Piece. Whose penis cast is at I?
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  Guess is Barbies. No, it was.
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  It was a gentleman that it was a gentleman that came to the party
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  several years ago and his mother was here at the same party.
• 18:10
  Oh, yeah. And I had to say, hey, your mom
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  is here. And he's like, I know she's
• 18:15
  inside. I'll stay outside.
• 18:18
  Did they both know each other was?
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  There no. I had to fucking leave.
• 18:21
  I'd leave. I would run a Actually if my mom
• 18:23
  showed up here, I'd think she was stuck.
• 18:25
  Oh lawyer you stayed low on. You're right.
• 18:29
  Make my mom leave. I was gonna say this one here is
• 18:32
  always telling me, you know, I wish my mom would like follow me
• 18:35
  here one day so I can like lure her into the dungeon so you can
• 18:38
  beat the shit out of. That kind of thing, that's not
• 18:47
  media, no. We're talking about getting
• 18:50
  jumped. We're talking about a holiday.
• 18:57
  No, I'm not talking about shit. Yeah, I fell down at the party
• 19:03
  and I still have a knot on my leg from.
• 19:05
  That party was so fun. Well, you brought your entourage
• 19:08
  with you and they were fun people, but they, I don't know,
• 19:11
  it's just to me, it just was there was a vibe that I just.
• 19:16
  I wasn't getting a house party vibe.
• 19:17
  Like it wasn't giving like how it's like gay before.
• 19:21
  Like usually like you come in and you're like sex party kinky.
• 19:24
  Like there's cool stuff like this one.
• 19:26
  There's cool stuff happening, but it wasn't as like fantasy as
• 19:30
  it used like as it as it has been before.
• 19:33
  Yeah, this one was like really like social.
• 19:36
  It's just this podcast just mean you defending ourselves from
• 19:38
  them. They sat us down.
• 19:41
  They've done nothing but berate us.
• 19:45
  And you all lured Charles in, so it's more or less.
• 19:48
  Synergy is really nice for the room.
• 19:50
  I I agree. I agree.
• 19:51
  He's a ray of sunshine. Yeah.
• 19:54
  Yeah, I got you. I literally.
• 19:57
  He's like a lamp with some good aura, Yeah.
• 20:02
  It's shining off your head. He.
• 20:04
  Shining off your head. Alright, right now.
• 20:08
  So go back to this. So what has been your best
• 20:11
  experiences in the tangent? I like to speak.
• 20:13
  Jesus. Where I got to stick the needle
• 20:15
  in his Dick and he said Mistress can I fuck it?
• 20:18
  OK. So that was your favorite him
• 20:19
  again? OK.
• 20:21
  It's gonna be me and you're not really sorry.
• 20:24
  I'm really bad with me and Liv are going to be fighting over
• 20:26
  that guy. Oh yeah, a puppy Yeah, I'm
• 20:29
  fighting for. It he's not, he wasn't a puppy
• 20:31
  when I saw him. No, he was a puppy for her.
• 20:33
  Yeah, he was a puppy. He's done like one or two
• 20:35
  sessions. And he was like a power
• 20:37
  struggle. It was nice.
• 20:38
  Oh. I know.
• 20:40
  It was the same guy because he talked about you the whole time.
• 20:41
  Yeah. Because he told me he loved me.
• 20:44
  He loved me. Too.
• 20:47
  My gosh. Because he was like, did you
• 20:48
  ever fuck a guy? Look at me.
• 20:49
  And I said no. Oh my Lord.
• 20:53
  TuneIn next time to mistress me as podcast.
• 20:56
  Exactly. Next time we'll have a topic.
• 20:58
  I don't know, We'll sing and we'll give it a whirl.
• 21:00
  Anywho, all right, so this has been the latest episode of.
• 21:03
  Call me Mistress. Barbie.
• 21:05
  Call me Mistress. There we go.
• 21:08
  You say it better.