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Things we pretend to understand but don't 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Two things that I have pretended to really just be so well informed and well-rounded about that I really am not.
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  SPEAKER_00: One of them is wine, but only when I go back to Ohio.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here I can't get away with it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: But my friends have this vision, and I think like TikTok gives them this vision because I worked at a winery that I know all this stuff and I'm swirling and I'm clipping the grips and I I am just like, oh that's a uh oh that's a Merlot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and and they're you can sell it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, every single time we're at a any kind of dinner.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, let let Alicia pick the wine.
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  SPEAKER_00: She knows.
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  SPEAKER_00: She knows her wine.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like part-time at two wineries in between an early radio job, and that's what it gets you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's not a good idea.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're an expert.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, by the way, 0042.
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  SPEAKER_01: Totally put the exclamation point on our speculation about why the video.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is all things you pretend to know.
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  SPEAKER_01: The speculation of why the arrest of the alleged suspect uh for the shooting yesterday in downtown was pulled from Elmira as crazy, and it's the most simple answer.
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  SPEAKER_01: How about the most obvious?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's against Facebook guidelines uh uh and it involves guns, question mark.
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  SPEAKER_01: You stop 0042! That is the most obvious.
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  SPEAKER_00: Makes sense, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: But Okay, wait, here's the other thing that I pretend to know about, but I really don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: For years, and I mean like many years, I did fantasy football with Oh my god, this was so frustrating and picked by the color of the uniform.
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  SPEAKER_00: With my friends from back home.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I would like kind of follow a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I had like a little bit of knowledge to get me by, but I really didn't know exactly what I was doing.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just You weren't following real stats.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you know, I would like let's say Josh Allen was my player, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: At least I would watch the games.
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  SPEAKER_00: If I had Josh Allen, then I would be watching those games and go, okay, he's doing well.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's getting me my points.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can see that he's getting me my points.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: But other than that, I really don't have a clue.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's one for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Car repairs.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one I'm pretty okay at.
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  SPEAKER_01: And these are things I pretend to know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, there are two things specific to you that I've pretended to know really well.
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  SPEAKER_01: Car repairs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anytime you're like, oh, I got this squeak when I drive down the road, I go, could be a lock caliper.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Always a lock caliper.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, and I pretend to do.
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  SPEAKER_00: In this case, I never follow your advice.
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  SPEAKER_00: My friend Sarah was in the car industry almost her entire life.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just call her and I make the noise over the phone and she goes, Oh, yeah, that's your lock caliper.
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  SPEAKER_00: Catalytic converter.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, we have that too, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or, like, you know, she's one of those people.
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  SPEAKER_00: We'll be walking down the street, she hears a noise, and she goes, Oh, they need to change their hoosie.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's the thing, ma bobs?
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  SPEAKER_01: What's why does it smell like rotten eggs?
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  SPEAKER_01: Where does that come from in a car?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I farted?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that yes, in your case, it's hard to diagnose the catalytic converters actually going.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Medical issues.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's another great one.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one I run into a problem with now because obviously Tiffany's in the medical field.
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  SPEAKER_01: I learned this from my mother.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mother and my aunt would have endless conversations about medical stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm like, you guys are on the phone for three hours talking about Susie, you know, Wetzel's uh, you know, hysterectomy.
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  SPEAKER_01: And now I know everything about the fertile female system.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: How many fallopian tubes do you have?
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  SPEAKER_01: Two.
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  SPEAKER_01: You sure about that?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Things I pretend to know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nineteen?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's exactly accurate.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this one I never could pull off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Fine art.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everything's Van Gogh to me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Picasso, maybe?
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh oh, this you this one actually you legitimately could do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Best restaurants in the area, but that's not even pretending to understand.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, I I and but here's here's a little little detour to that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is that it depends what you're either in the mood for or what your palate is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I might think something is the greatest, and you don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I will say I feel like I have a pretty good palate.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're pretty unfortunate.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I didn't get this body just eating celery.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, what's the answer to every single time somebody has a computer problem?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the other thing we pretend to understand, but we really don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Turn it off, restart it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, reboot it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Blue screen to death, reboot it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then every time we call our engineer, it all of a sudden works.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Aaron, I swear to God, it wasn't working ten minutes ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or the question comes out of his mouth, did you reboot it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: These are the things that I just pretend to know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do the same thing though with our app.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whenever listeners will say, Oh, I can't get blah, blah, blah to work.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you reboot your phone?
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  SPEAKER_00: Reboot your phone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Reboot your phone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Delete the app, reinstall it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's one.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do the same thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's one.
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  SPEAKER_01: We all do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Things we pretend to understand.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it's all just things we've heard.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's one for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: What women want.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.