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FIFA is a Cartel, Football is Cocaine | Breaking Down Takes from John Oliver, Trevor Noah, and Eugene Khoza

FROM JAN 17 LIVESTREAM

John Oliver says FIFA is cartel with the best product. Eugene Khoza says all of football is a scam. Trevor Noah says football is *checks notes* the most beautiful thing that has ever existed.... okay.

In today's episode, we break down where they're each right, wrong, or misdirected as we break down this clip from Trevor Noah's "What Now?" podcast.

(0:00) - Why I was inspired to respond to this video

(1:06) - Eugene Khoza says football fans are "men loving men."

(2:15) - The truth about why men don't watch women's sports

(13:54) - Eugene's soccer ball argument that kinda…

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